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couple can talk honestly about love. They're so open about their own coming-of-age that every Eating in Cybers~acestudent knows the names of glrlfrlends (K1m, Putting a mouse in one hand and Coke in the other Julie, Lisa and Michelle) and By Phil Attinger don't have to type in a student number to use them. knows how annoyed Kelly was to learn that Steve still - unwitting- Editor in Chief Like most computer labs on campus, these Dell com- ly - carried a photo of Michelle puters use a Windows operating system, with Microsoft in his wallet. For those of you who hadn't noticed, the Food Court Office, Telnet and Netscape communicator. You can't ~~~~i~d10 raisinn two Cyber-Cafe opened with eight terminals for your brows- get to the hard drive from the desktop, but YOU can start toddlers, prof~ssors Stevl and ing pleasure. all the applications. The task bar feature of Windows Kelly consider it their mission to For those of you who haven't tried them out, here's a will not let you run applications. It will let you mini- teach young men and women the preview of what you can expect. mize windows or re-startlshut-down. Microsoft Office truth about romantic love, based Each terminal is not a "terminal" in the traditional applications are accessible from a desktop control strip on the best research and their sense. Every screen and keyboard has its own hard in the upper right-hand corner. own experience. drive and application software: a Dell Dimension mini- Dr. Alice Cusimano. associate vice-mesident of Their most important message: tower XPS R400 with Pentium I1 processor. Four sta- Academic and Business Affairs, sees the Cyber-Cafe as Commitment is a journey, not a destination. Standing twice a tions let you sit and the others are stand-up stations. a natural addition to the Academic Center for I I The connections aren't secure lines, so passwords and credit card numbers should stay in your head, but you see CYberCafe, 4 Isee Relaf ionship, page 3 I

FOX6- - news- crew- exalains.. Bv Phil Attinner "Listen to your teachers 'cause they know what's going on," said Pruitt. When a reporter heads out "Have a good attitude and on assignment, the job is a don't let anyone stop you. team effort, says Jermelle It's having the guts and JehJeh Pruitt of WBRC- the heart. Believe in FOX6 in Birmingham. yourself." Last Thursday, Pruitt "Go and find your own brought FOX6 photographer internship," said Long. "I Greg Long to JSU and they knew what I wanted to do.' both explained how news Television stations run on ing together on stories. "His gets from the street to the tight schedules and dead- input is more important than screen and how students get lines, say both Long and mine," said Pruitt. "He is the from the classroom to the Pruitt. eyes of the story. newsroom. "If you don't want a stress- Pruitt makes the point that "Just go out. Be bold," ful job, go be a forest ranger technology changes very said Pruitt. "You won't get at Yellowstone," says Pruitt. quickly in the news business, the full aspect of the job if Through it all, Long and you're not a go-getter. Pruitt say it's all fun, work- see Jeh)eh & pge 6 bone, in 203 Mason Hall, 782-5883. CDs are $15 each. JSU Marching Southerners releases the 1997-98 CD in March. CDs are $15 each. Call Ken Bodiford, Director of Bands, 304 Mason Hall, 782-5562. Student TV station begins in March. Volunteers should contact Lloyd Dobyns in Self Hall at 782-5230. The Spirit Competition is still going. One point per person in your group attend- ing SGA or JSU-sponsored events. Come out and show your spint. Black History Month tomght: Black Film Festival, Leone Cole Auditorium at 6:30 p.m. Classic films about African-American pioneers who succeeded despite adversity. Other events include: ---Monday, Feb. 15: Afncan-Amencan Hentage Month Scholarshp Pageant, in Leone Cole Auditonum, 7:30 p.m. Ths contest is for both men and women. 7:10 and 7:40 p.m. One purse with miscellaneous items

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By Phil Attinger and storage lockers for bikes near acade- Editor in Chief mic buildings. 4) JSU might adopt a policy popular at Students have enough parking spaces, other universities, where first-year stu- but non-registered vehicles have taken dents may not use cars to go to class and them. must either walk, bike, carpool with other This is according to a study done by the students or use mass transit. Faculty Senate and reported last Monday 5) The university might study parking at its monthly meeting. patterns and recommend rescheduling The faculty also found that intra-cam- classes to ease congested streets and Thursday, February 18, 1999 pus commuting, or driving parking lots. from one academic building to 6) JSU might consider another, causes much of the dividing student lots into congestion and parking strife. two types, one for residen- Stephenson Gym Another conclusion is that a tial and one for com- few additional faculty spaces muters. This way students (Dress Professionally/Bring Resumes) might be needed near central living in dorms would Participants Include: campus. have to walk to class. To solve the problems of 7) Finally, JSU could *Agencyfor Substance Abuse parking- at JSU, the faculty 'crack down on illegal *AlabamaDept. of Human Resources suggests seven primary solutions to the parking by hiring more police officers. problems. Here they are, according to the This solution has been tried in the past. *AlabamaDept. of Transportation report: The coliseum was included in the count *Alabama Mstitute for the Deaf & Blind 1) The university could increase decal of total parking spaces available, but fees and provide "reserved" parking. after the coliseum parking, Merrill Hall *AlabamaState Employment Office 2) JSU could increase its available park- and Stone Center have 8 18 student spots, ing through new construction. 169 faculty and 8 handicapped. *Burger King 3) JSU might improve incentives for stu- Martin Hall and the library come in *Cahaba Girl Scouts dents to walk or bicycle to class. The third with 648 student spots, 68 faculty faculty found that most students who and 12 handicapped. Parking around *CampChandler - B'ham might walk or bicycle don't do so Luttrell, Crow, Dixon and Patterson halls Camp Crosby - YMCA B'ham because paths are too narrow or don't go has 496 student and 8 handicapped. where they wish to go. If students ride a Fifth place, and the last parking lot to Children's Fresh Air Farm bike, the report found that there aren't have more than 450 spaces total is the lot *City of Anniston enough secure locations to park bikes surrounded by the International House, once the students arrive at their build- and Logan and Ayers halls, which has 479 *Contractor's Staffing, Inc. ings. Faculty suggest widening side- student spots, 8 faculty and 6 handi- Cottaquilla Girl Scouts walks for bike lanes, constructing bike capped. lanes on side streets that serve the uni- *Designer Checks versity and providing proper bike racks *Dollywood *ExcelCommunications week before 430 students, they have promoted by the likes *of John Gray *GadsdenJob Corps turned Communications 225, ("Men are from MarsIWomen are from *Gregerson Foods "Introduction ' to Interpersonal Venus"). Steve calls them "relationship Relationships," into one of the most pop- pundits who give sound-bite recipes" for *ITC Delta Com ular courses on campus. romance - and make millions off our *K-Mart,Inc. "You couldn't pay me to miss this eagerness for easy happiness. class," says 19-year-old sophomore Zak Steve and Kelly are working on a book *NavyRecruitment Office Kistka of Chelsea. "I've recommended it they're tentatively calling "The Truth *NortheastRegional Medical Center to 30 or 40 other people already." And he About Love: A Practical Guide to echoes what others say pri- Overcoming Myths about *RiverviewRegional Medical Center vately, or directly to Steve and Men, Women and Romantic *SearsRoebuck & Company Kelly: "I'm hoping some day Problems." for a relationship like theirs." For what it's worth, Steve *SilverLakes Many students in Comm 225 likes the title. Kelly thinks Lit's wordy. But they agree on .Six Flags Over Georgia have never seen a good rela- $4 tionship, up close and in this: "The biggest mistake *SouthCentral Alabama Girt Scouts action. Their parents are young people make," Kelly. divorced, or distant and rarely says, "is buying into movies *Spinnaker Resorts discuss the fine points of tend- (,& and TV, that you gotta have *Springs Industries ing a long-term relationship passion. When the passion *State Farm Insurance with their kids - or may not 1 II goes away and you're feeling attracted to someone else, know themselves what they A *Tyson Foods are. you think the relationship must be over." Working together, unable to fake a Their book will include many of the *United Parcel Service cooperative approach, they transmit to stories they tell to give juice to dry prin- *US Air National Guard students insight and research on attrac- ciples. It's the stories that turn many 90- tion, falling in love, commitment, infi- minute sessions into howling, hilarious *US Army & Reserve Recruiting delity, jealousy, gender differences and breaks from the humdrum routines of *US Marine Corps Officer Program the like - much of which contradicts the academia. popular myths. Communications Department chairman *TheVictoria Inn Men are not, for example, indifferent to Charles Atkin says of the class: "It's *Visionland relationships. Instead, research shows almost like a TV talk show, or like what men tend to be more sentimental, and some preachers can stir in a congrega- *Wakefields/Martins women more practical, about love. tion." *World Marketing Alliance They hate myths based on stereotypes, O Knight-Ridder Newspapers, 1998 unsupported by scientific research and *AND MANY MORE... Page 4 February 11, 1999 THE CHANTICLEER Lunch Here's your chance to Domino sspecials get involved with SGA JACKSONVILLE LOCATION ONLY 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. Wendy Laminack dent study groups, Whereas, dorm News Writer guards are on duty until 5:45 a.m., We Accept JSU would recommend the length- Many JSU senators are getting the ening of visitation hours from 12 Checks chance of a lifetime. a.m. to 2 a.m. on and All The Collegiate "Please Friday and Saturday Legislature will be held nights. Credit Cards! in Montgomery at the Applications for ihe r-lllllllq rl--lllll 1 State House and Capitol give your SGA Golden Apple Feb. 18-2 1, and senators Award can be picked SMALL MEDIUM 1[--ifi1z-- are going ro attend to old clothes up at the SGA office. get a taste of the politi- This award will be cal world. to Znd given to the most out- 1 TOPPING !I 1 TOPPING - !! 1 TOPPING ! The three-day week- standing professor. end will consist of leg- assistant professor, islarive sessions and chance" associate professor, or leadership and lobbying instructor n.ho has a~orkshops. Students --Ryan Kruzinski gone beyond the call \vill prejeni bills that of duty. Any student involve Alabama's present and can submit the professor/instructor future, which will follow closely to of his or her choice and attach a rules and procedures of Alabama short essay explaining why the pro- Legislature. The program is spon- fessor/instructor should receive the sored by the Alabama Student award. Association, and 23 SGA senators Money was allocated to the will attend. Congratulations to all National Association for the Vai~dat participating stores only. Not valid with any other offer Dellvery areas lhmited to ensure safe driving. Our drivers carry less than S?O.OO. and good luck! Advancement of Colored People Our drivers are not penalized for late deiweries. Prices rounded to the nearest nickel.Limited to 1 poltion per topping. Limited Time Offer Need more time to visit or study? (NAACP), Student Dietetics and SGA passed a resolution that Food Service Association, Alpha states: Whereas, lengthening of vis- Tau Omega, and Alpha Pi Alpha. itation hours would both attract and Each organization will return Celebrate Black History Month at JSU retain residents, Whereas, lengthen- irrg of visitation hours would aid stu- see SGA, page 6 Soul Food Dinner Theater A deligfitful evening of fine dining and entertainment. have two more computers in later, CYberCafe, fiomfiont page and to add in a printer." Witness the play Excellence resources. The center In regard to the cost, Thacker said expects to move into TMB by next that JSU buys computers all the time, "16eW~efing" Spring semester, and Cusimano sees and he brushes off any concerns of by Pin Points Theater the cafe as much-needed additional food around computers: "I drink cof- equipment. fee around mine, so we're not really Saving to disk is difficult, especial- worried about that. Unless someone ly if you use one of the stand-up sta- poured a Coke directly into the key- tions, but the hard drive is encased in the cabinet on the sit- down side if you real- ly need to save your stall the equipment

What would have happened if these great icons of the 20th century, Malcolm X and Marlin Luther King, met before they crowd, including Joe were gunned down in a hail of bullets just three years apart? This intriguing question is the subject of the powerful drama The Meeting." Whittmore Institutional Enjoy the tastes of Development, and Don Thacker, vice- Fried Chicken - Baked Chicken - Fried Fish -Honey Glazed Ham The Cyber-Cafe will Black-eyed Peas - Collard Greens - Rice - Corn - Fried Okra - Candied Yams Administrative and Business Affairs. be open as long as the-~oodcourt is Green Beans Rolls Cornbread -Apple Cobbler - Peach Cobbler - Ice Cream Fruit Punch including Joe Whittmore of open. If the machines are on, you - - - Institutional Development, and Don can get connected. with most of Thursday, February 18,1999 Thacker, vice-president of the improvements, according to Leone Cole Auditorium Administrative and Business Affairs. Cusimano, extended hours may be "We decided to give this Set-UP a available if it seems the students 7:30 p.m. try, and we'll see what the students want it and take advantage of it. $8 students. $10 general admission. want," said Thacker. "We plan to Tickets available until Febnrarv 12.1999. THE CHANTICLEER Februarv 11. 1999 Page 5

with the content. You can't count on any more Rebecca Blake's "Amuse Me" leaves you feel- than one-third of the songs becoming favorites. ing that you've lost your love. Rustic Overtones' The rest will become permanent "skips," and by "Iron Boots" reminds me of The Mighty Mighty that I mean you'll skip to the next track every Bosstones. Tell me what you think. time you hear them. "She's So Clean," by Millard Powers, delivers You might agree with where I stopped scanning, a hard rock riff that sounds like the Foo Fighters or you might not. It takes all kinds. in the vocal phrasing, but not in any other aspect Radiostar's "Non-Toxic" is easy to recognize. of the song. Long Stem Daisies brings a song Alternative stations have played it. The same is called "You" to the table, and may remind you of true of Mr. Henry playing "Mrs. Anderson." Rusted Root. Still, these two songs might pick up These songs have the feel of college music: lean your party, just don't get to happy and blast the back and have a beer and let exampressures seep bass. ~hes'songs are definitely medium-volume out your toes. treble. Cigar Store Indians will give you a swing boost Finally, the Charlie Mars Band delivers dul- I with "Tossin' and Turnin'." which ex~loresthe cimer guitar in "Pieces." a bitter-sweet melodv caztor ana Lnzej It's more watered down. a frozen mariarita: 1f you haven't had one of The Marvelous 3 contributes "Freak of the those. and vou're not 21 vet. wait. This song Week," a romp through 1980's style guitar: a mix Let's face it. Most college students buy CD's of punk and pop, that reminds me of Rick because they like the tunes or the lyrics but not Springfield or Tommy Tutone. both. If it makes the pay rock, then it's a -- Noel Hanough slows the dance when he spins C1. nostalgia into "Summers," which sounds like it 3," from South records be dripped off a sunbeam or fell from your lover's that CD. Listing at $10.99, it's a good buy for 19 long locks into your lap. tracks. The only problem with compilations lies We're going to rock By Adam Smith Hank's Flamingo's "The Dope-Smoking Song" News Editor provide the album with two of their biggest high- lights. Being a compilation album, the CD also has its If you're a supporter of the NORML organiza- share of covers, some of which are good, and. tion, rejoice in the release of the second volume some of which are ill-conceived. Sparhead's in the "Hempilation" series. cover of the Steve Miller classic "The Joker" "Hempilation 2: Freetheweed" was released by misses the mark, but Big Sugar's cover of the Capricorn Records on Nov. 3. NORML, Paul McCartney & Wings song "Let Me Roll It" (National Organization to Reform Marijuana actually improves on a pretty good song. An obvi- Laws) an avid voice in the fight for the legaliza- ous cover for this album was "One Toke Over The tion of marijuana, is mainly responsible for the Line," which has become a dope-smoker's album Hempilation albums. of sorts. The Rainmakers do a responsible job in The first "Hempilation" album featured the bringing the 70's classic up-to-date, but the inclu- likes of the Black Crowes, Cypress Hill, Blues sion of the song's originators, Brewer & Shipley, Traveler, 311, Sublime and Ziggy Marley & The- makes the song authentic. A cover of Charlie Melody Makers. The new CD boasts such Daniel's "Longhaired Country Boy" makes an upcoming talents as Sparhead, Big Sugar, Letters appearance too, though I'm not surewhy. Charlie to Cleo, Blue Mountain and Hank Flamingo. The Daniels is to marijuana what the Pope is to drag- CD also has a few big names in its lineup. Mike car racing, I think. You make the call. Watt, Gov't Mule, Brewer & shipley and every- Gov't Mule's contribution, "30 Days In The one's favorite marijuana advocates, George Hole," brings an added touch of blues to the CD. Clinton and of course, Willie Nelson. If you're a Mule fan, it's a good song. The album from some very talented artists. The pro-marijua- The album itself is fairly uneven, but with the also features a reunion of sorts for Sublime under na magazine High Times, diversity of the artists, it was to be expected. the moniker of The Long Beach Dub All Stars. website quotes from some of the artists who made George Clinton's funky rap on "U.S. Customs The group joins Barrington Levy on the track the CD happen, features a quote from Coast Guard Dope Dog" is at the opposite end of "Under Mi Sensi." Flamingo's Trent Sommers that sums everything the spectrum from most of the album's country The cover of Fraternity of Man's "Don't Bogart up ''S**t man, there's nothing wrong with inspired outings. In fact, the two-stepping Me" (aka "Don't Bogart That Joint") is the high- drinkin' a little beer and smokin' a little dope." delights of Willie Nelson's "Me & Paul" and light of the whole album. Performed by the tenif- Page 6 February 11, 1999 THE CHANTICLEER The man without a conscience JSU comedy iams, Dave Sharp cheated out of. Managing Editor Gibson gives an outstanding perfor- BY Eric L. Adler identified himself as "Polo Who U Luv" said that the Brian Helgeland mance in a role that Features Writer show was "the best thing I've seen on this campus since blessed theaters with skews from his regu- I've been here." Paramount's newest lar heroic appeal. "He kept everybody happy, smiling and laughing," said released action-thriller The most entertaining Comedian T.P. Hearn's vol- this past weekend. aspect of the movie is ume and energy raised the "Pay back," starring being able to watch roof of Leone Cole Me1 Gibson (Mad Max, Gibson walk around Auditorium last Monday. The Gallipoli), was a huge as a cold, lifeless show was the second of JSU's 'payoff' at the box exterminator. It's Black History Month activi- office bringing in a refreshing to see him ties and also part of SGA's been "'booty-shake' reported $21.4 million. in a role other than a Comedy Series. dancers to please the Porter (Gibson) is a love interest or the Nyang Njie, a graduate professional thieflcon- usual comical Sgt.- assistant at the Office of Hearn has per- man who is double-crossed by his Riggs. Multicultural Services, said formed on college wife (Debra Unger, of "The Game," Helgeland (writer of "L.A. he was pleased with the strong campuses since "Highlander 3") and his partner Confidental," "The Postman" and interest and turnout. "We 1996, but also per- (Gregg Henry, of "Star Trek: "Conspiracy Theory") helped pen were expecting about 500 and forms in clubs Insurrection," "Bodily Harm") dur- and directs the film shadowing we ended up having about 650 across the country. ing one of their robberies. Shot Porter's world with a bluish-gray or 670. We expected more twice in the back and left for dead, hue which parallels the thief's people from the community, he miraculously makes it to a rather melancholy personality. After his but we got a good turnout unconventional doctor to undergo brush with death, it is as if he didn't from the campus. It was very emergency surgery. Porter snaps recover from his mortal wounds and diverse." back and begins to formulate his is indeed the walking dead. Hearn's performance lived campuses are sadistic revenge against his ene- "Payback" is a good alternative to up to high expectations. His mies, including the man that everything else that has been jokes covered a wide range o crossed him and an organized crime released the past few weeks. If subjects and people including than the usual pres- syndicate ran by Bronson (Kris you're a fan of Mel, violence, crime the presidential impeachment, Michael Jackson and the ence of alcohol at clubs. "Language-wise," he says, "my Kristofferson, of "Blade," "Big Top and well-made films, go see this Colin Ferguson subway shooting. He also performed routine is still wide-open" when he performs at colleges. Pee-Wee") with the single goal of movie. I recommend it to everyone. impersonations of celebrities and characters from Heam, a native of Indianapolis, came to Jacksonville reclaiming the $70,000 he was Rating: A movies like "Fodest Gump." through the Black Comedy Tour, an organization that Hearn expressed tongue-in-cheek reserve after partic- brings black comedians to campuses. It was his first ularly bawdy jokes, quipping, "I'll be on the front page time in Jacksonville, and he got to know JSU students by the sound board weighed 20 of the 'Jacksonville News."' attending an after-show party. "I had a wonderful time JebJeh& Greefimimnrpage pounds, plus the cameraman He maintained an electric level of energy throughout here," said Hearn. "I look forward to coming back." saying that 1996 Beta cameras carried a wooden tripod. the performance, highlighting his jokes with sudden out- Immediately following Hearn's show, host Brian are obsolete compared to the Long calls the tripod his bursts and gestures. He even jazzed things up by includ- Dennis of the Black Comedy Tour gave students the new digital cameras. The Beta friend and tells students to be ing parodies of popular songs and adding comments like, opportunity to take the stage with their own brands of cameras tapes were $40 while sure they get action and reac- "What are they making? This is not muslc!" comedy. Amateur comedians faced off against each the digital tapes run $15. The tion shots. Pruitt echoes this Erick Rheam said he was at the performance because, other using jokes or one-liners. The audience voted "Ibaven't seen a comedy show in a while. He's been on Nicholas "Black Mike" Norman, a junior from Beta cameras weigh 40-50 sentiment, adding that emotion B.E.T. (Black Entertainment Television) and (HBO's) Birmingham, the best of these performers. He received pounds while the more com- shots make the story. 'Def Comedy Jam.' He's pretty good." $50 and a T-shirt. pact digital hefts at 25-30 Most importantly, Pruitt tell Most students who attended the show had seen T.P. The next comedian to visit JSU as part of the SGA pounds. students to learn all they can Hearn on television or heard about the performance Comedy Series will be Mitch Fate1 at the Roundhouse on ~l~~dDobyns, JSU Ayers about every side of the news- th~oughword of mouth or flyers. Ayanda Estelle once Wednesday, Feb. 17, at 8 p.m. Fate1 recently performed Chair of ~~~~d~~~~i~~,says room: "Learn how to write. saw Hearn perform live at Alabama A&M and came to on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." that in the mid-1960's, a Learn how to direct. Learn see him again. Blaek History Month events continue throughout the how to produce. If everyone is "portable" camera weighed 60 The audience was lively and full of laughter through- month of February. Contact the Office of Multicultural on the same page that.s when out the show, and everyone leaving the performance had Services at 782-5886 for information or tickets. pounds, the Fiezolini light you kick the other station,s positive comments. A junior from New Orleans who with it weighed 18 pounds, and butt.=

Kruzinski. SGA+ page 4 Kruzinski also wanted to add how The snack skinny on jimmy receipts for money spent. happy the SGA is that the brick is going UP ~oundthe TMB. Dave Mathews & Kimberlvn Kostamo what exactly you'll be ingesting and Musketeers and Milky Way Lite Kamilah Douthard was elected as Features Editors for how long this little snack will both which contain less fat than most Committee Chairperson for STARS. Anyone interested in a Year end have to hold you over. According to candy bars. Michael Athanasakis and Shannon ball/dance/~rom needs to stop by Your sitting in class,waiting for the health nutritionists, for a short wait Take for instance, your stomach Wallis were elected to the senate for and speak with an SGA officer. lecture on why too much iron causes time between meals, pretzels are the starts growling (so to speak) early in the remainder of Spring Semester. Meetings will be held for all who goiters, ~hen-~ouhear a noise. the day and ;ending machines-are Senator applications for the are interested. Any ideas would be It is muffled at first and not quite your refuge until you can call it a upcoming year are available. They beneficial. identifiable. Glances peer across the day and actually eat something of Casino Night is being organized, room and they are in your direction. substance. For those instances you can be picked up at the SGA ofice Soon the sounds begin to grow as do will need something a little more and can also be turned in there. The said SGA 1st Vice President Gina the pains in your lower abdominal than just a sugar-coated tide-me- deadline is Feb. 12. Orlando. March 3 is the expected area. Yes its true the sounds are the over. Mr. and Miss Jax State and Mr. date. gastric juices in your stomach trying Try peanut butter and crackers, and Miss Friendly applications are Senator Jimmy Whited announced to tell you to eat and telling everyone they are full of carbohydrates and available and are at the SGA office. that the next blood drive will be else within three feet that you the peanut butter gives a little boost The deadline is Feb. 18. March 23 and 24. He asks for haven't eaten since way before your of protein. If your tongue stuck to everyone to become involved and first painstaking class at 7:45 this the back of your throat doesn't ~f you are doing a little "spring morning. appeal to you try "snapping into a cleaning," said SGA President Ryan give blood. Now hold up for a second. Before Slim Jim," according to Macho Man, Kruzinski, "please give your old Anyone interested in SGA can you run out as-soon as lecture is over way to go, or a Pop-Tart. They are at least makes you think you are clothes to 2nd Chance." A box for come to the meetings held on and all but steam pressing that dollar enriched therefore you get a small actually eating real food. donated items is at the TMB, out- Monday s at 6 P.m. Kruzinski and bill so it will be accepted in that dosage of vitamins. Other ideas Health nutritionist warn that these side the SGA office. All items will the SGA wishes everyone a happy dreaded dollar acceptor at the near- include: licorice, Starburst, and as snacks can boost your proteins but est vending machine think about far as candy bars go Three usually run high in fat. be greatly appreciated, said and safe Valentine's Day. Few men signed un. but THE CHANTICLEER February 11, 1999 Page 7

By Phil Attinger ing: Sigma Phi Epsilon with 15 Editor in Chief and Alpha Tau Omega with eight. Other fraternities had not Even without knowing how reported, but Byford expected many pledged during last week's those numbers soon. Mark fraternity rush, Cara Dawn Freeman, president of Kappa Byford, assistant director of Sigma fraternity says that he bardl Student Activities, is pleased. knows his chapter pledged four "On one hand it's disappoint- men. and midnight ASH WEDNESDAY ing to not have the guys sign "Wildcat is still open," said up," said Byford, "but it's good Freeman. "The party Tuesday that we're moving to a more (last week) was well planned open rush." out. We did all we codld with Byford has encouraged frater- what we had." Freeman says nities and sororities at JSU to that everyone was surprised that move away from a formal rush not as many people signed up for and instead induct new members rush as were expected. all throughout the year. Byford wants JSU students to I featuring the JSU JAZZ COMBO "We'll have promotional remember that sorority rush con- FREE! weeks," said Byford, insisting, tinues and interested women can sponsored by the Wesley however, that the move will be call her office at 782-5491 for Foundation (that United more toward wildcat, or infor: more information. ma1 rush: "We're not going to Greek Week is approaching, Methodist student thing). call wait for formal rush to get guys. and Byford wants to remind JSU 435-2208 for more info. It works better for the groups students that she plans to i who have done it. They've held include the same mix of athletic on to members longer," she said. and fun events that students saw Fat Tuesday (Feb. 16) @ 10:30 PM Byford describes formal rush last year. as a high pressure time of three Also, Greek councils will now at the WESLEY foundation on pelham road or four days when Greek chap- begin meeting exclusively in I I ters have to get to know dozens Stephenson. With construction of people who come to visit the continuing on TMB, and so house. The members don't get many events scheduled in leone to know the candidates well and Cole Auditorium, Byford feels might induct them for the wrong that Stephenson is easier. reasons. Panhellenic Council will meet "I just think they meet their each Tuesdays at 4:30 p.m. in men better, then if in (formal) room 220 Stephenson. National Rush," Byford said. "It's hard Pan-Hellenic Council (NPHC) to get to know people in a short will meet Wednesdays at 4:30 time. When they extend the bid, p.m. in room 220 Stephenson, they are more confidant about alternating between executive it." and general council meetings. According the Byford, only Interfraternity Council (IFC) two. fraternities had reported will meet Thursdays at 4:30 p.m. their numbers (the number of in room 212 Stephenson. men pledged) by Monday morn-

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Dear Editor, With regard to Mr. Attinger's editorial, it seems he has erroneously simplified the mechanisms of a market econ- omy in stme respects and,-at the same time, almost determined why the idea of any government agency control- ling the fate of corporations. First, how did these "people who have money" acquire their sums? Simply having money (i.e. liquid assets) is not the point at which analysis should begin. Was the money stolen or earned, a product of force or of a focused lplan to be in a dress rehearsal until 2:00 in the morning.

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#ICollege Center 435-4367 Jacksonville, A1 1 By Shannon Fanan Jacksonville 72 Sports Editor 'Jacksonville State 51 It was pretty much the same story for the Hoping to build on their first TAAC win of Gamecocks against the Dolphins. Once again, the season, the Gamecocks packed their bags Willie was the only Gamecock to score in dou- for a road trip to Florida. Their first stop on the ble figures from the floor, with 14. trip was Deland to face the Stetson Hatters. Things looked a little more promising in the JSU only hit 34% of their shots, causing them first period as the Gamecocks hit half their to fall by 15 points. shots. However, they trailed by nine at the The next stop was Jacksonville. The break. Dolphins sent the Gamecocks home empty- Leading the charge for the Dolphins was Ivin handed with a 21 point blow-out. The Gunder. He hit four three-pointers on his way ,Gamecocks returned home on Tuesday to face to 14 polnts. Calvin Slaughter wasn't far Samford. The Bulldogs kept their record in the behind, managing 13 points. Rounding out the TAAC perfect, handing JSU their third straight scoring was Jameel Anderson with 12 points. loss. Their efforts proved to be too much for JSU, Stetson 59 sending them back home without a win. Jacksonville State 44 Samford 68 The Gamecocks found themselves caught in Jacksonville State 55 a slow-paced game against the Hatters. The On Tuesday night, the top team in the TAAC score was only 26-13 at the half in favor of came to Pete Mathews Coliseum in hopes of Stetson. keeping their conference record unblemished. Rashard Willie was the only player to score Samford did just that. in double digits for the Gamecocks. He hit five The game was close at the break, with shots from the floor for 12 points on the Samford holding a 25-24 advantage. It was a evening. Marlon Gurley chipped in with nine defensive struggle as both teams were cold points, but the Hatters topped JSU thanks to a from the floor. However, the action heated up trio of players. in the second period. Garrett Davis led the charge for Stetson. He Leading the charge for the Bulldogs was Will scored a game-high 18 points, including four Daniel. He led all scorers with 28 points on the three-pointers. Kennith Johnson managed 11 night, including seven three-pointers. points from the floor and Ricky McConnell For the Gamecocks, three players scored in chipped in with 10. The Gamecocks only double figures. Rashard Willie and Jason allowed Stetson to hit 41% of their shots, but Lewis each rocked the rim for 12 points. they struggled from the floor as well. Marlon Gurley chipped in with 11, but it was- n't enough as Samford outlasted JSU. Gamecock football team receives 20 commitments From JSU S~ortsInformation senior... in '97 he had 39 catches for 732 yards an honorable mention All-State selection as a junior and senior... and 17 touchdowns ...was an honorable men- senior... as a senior, had 38 tackles, seven inter- Spencer Gordon @L: Nashville, 'IN, 64,280 h.) This is the time of year every college foot- tion All-State selection as a junior and ceptions, 10 pass break-ups and scored two Glen Cliff High School ...fished his senior ball coach tries to find that next great athlete. senior... named to the Birmingham News All- defensive touchdowns ...had eight punt returns year with 205 tackles and 32 sacks... named to the Recruiting is in full swing and the Gamecocks Metro team as a junior and senior... for 146 yards ...had four receiving touchdowns All-Region and All-Metro (Nashville) teams as a have gotten 20 commitments. Here is a list of MarkeeCdeman@B:Td~AL.S-l1,185lbs.)as a senior... was an honorable mention All- senior... also earned All-Mid-State honors ... who's who: Holt High School ...named to Tuscaloosa State selection ...named to the Albany Herald Mario Harris (LB: Dora, AL, 6-3, 220 Ibs.) Ted Bid @L: Bayou La Batre, AL, 62,285 Ibs.) News Sweet 16 and West Alabama Super All-Southwest Georgia Defnesive Team ... Dora High School ...led the team with 24 Alma Bryant High School ...earned All- 11... was a first-team All-State selection as a Jonathan Dryer (LB: Ft. Payne, AL, 5-11,215 Ibs.) catches for 380 yards and five Region honors as a senior after leading team to senior... averaged 9.2 yards per cany as a Played for Coach Jerry Elmore..named '98 touchdowns ...had seven sacks and 46 tackles a 12-1 record ...finished the season with 56 senior... returned six punts for touchdowns in Area Defensive Player-of-the-Year... led his on defense as a senior... named to Walker tackles and seven sacks ...was named to the 6A '98 ...was team captain his senior year... aver- team in tackles for three straight County All-County and the Daily Mountain All-Area defensive team and was the Area aged 35.3 yards per reception ...had 119 career years ...recorded over 347 tackles ...was select- Eagle Elite Teams as a junior and Defensive Lineman-of-the-Year,.. tackles, nine interceptions and four quarter- ed twice as All-Area ...earned Second Team senior... named to the Birmingham News All- Rod Brown (RB: Greenville, AL, 5- 11,205 lbs.) back sacks on defense ... All-State honors as a senior... Metro team ...earned All-State honors as a Greenville High School ...mshed for more I)anl&l *wan @E3: Thomawdle,AL, 61,190 h.) Zach Fletcher (WR: Moulton, AL,6-4,185 lbs.) senior and was named the Outstanding than 1,500 yards in back-to-back seasons ...had Thomasville High School... mshed for 2,302 Lawrence County High School ...was named Defensive Lineman Award ... more than 1,000 yards on the ground as a yards on 318 canies and 27 First Team All-State by the Alabama Sports Jermaine Hoyt (FBDL Oadsden,AL, 62,280 h.) sophomore... finished with 25 career rushing touchdowns ...returned three kickoffs for touch- Writers and by the Birmingham News ...fin- Emma Sansom High School ...recorded 125 touchdowns ...was captain his senior year and downs as% senior... three-year starter...Class 4A ished the 1998 season with 814 receiving total tackles his senior year, including 12 tack- offensive Most Valuable Player ...had over fmahst for Back-of-the-Year as a senior... named yards on 33 catches and 15 touchdowns ...also les for a loss ...recorded six sacks and had one 4,000 yards of total offense ... to the Birmingham News All-State team in had six interceptions and returned two for interception ...was a two-time All-Area and Chris Bryant (WR: Birmingham, AL, 6- 1,195lbs.) 1998... team captain in 1998... touchdowns ... as a return specialist, he aver- All-County selection ...named Gadsden Midfield High School ...had 24 receptions for Dewayne We(DB: Sylvester, GA, 62,210 lbs.) aged 24.2 yards per punt return and returned 444 yards and five touchdowns in '98 ...had 10 Played for Coach Bobbie McCallister... was two for touchdowns ...named All-Area as a see Football Recruits,me 13 carries for 144 yards and two touchdowns as a

Quarterback Club Player-of-the-Week and earned the Cotton Ft. Payne High School... rushed for over 3,471 yards during Most Valuable Player honors as a junior ... States Lineman-of-the-Week honors for the State of Alabama his career... named '98 Area Offensive Most Valuable Alan Starr (WR: Centre, AL, 5-11, 170 lbs.) his senior year... Player... recorded back-to-back 1,000 yards rushing ...had 47 Cherokee County High School... led Class 4A as a senior with Carlow James (RB: Demopolis, AL, 6-1, 215 lbs.) career rushing touchdowns and six career punt returns for eight interceptions ...had 14 career interceptions ...was an All-State Demopolis High School ...finished his career with 4,079 yards touchdowns ... was a two-time All-Area selection ... selection in '98 and was named Player-of-the-Week on five differ- on 524 cames and 50 touchdown6... rushed for 1,568 yards on Michael Slater (WR: Vicksburg, MS, 6-0, 185 Ibs.) ent occasions ...was an All-County and All-Area selection as a 174 carries as a senior and had 22 touchdowns ...named to the, Hinds Community College... had 612 yards receiving on 32 catch- junior and senior... recorded 75 tackles and one sack as a senior... Tuscaloosa News Super 11, the Birmingham News All-State es and four touchdowns in '98 ...named to the South All-Star team Bentwan Taylor (DB: Dublin, GA, 5-10, 180 lbs.) team and the Montgomery Advertiser All-State team ...earned last year and also earned AU-Region honors ...also lettered in track Dublin High School... earned All-State honors as a junior after All-State honors as a senior... and earned All-State honors in the quarter-mile ... recording seven interceptions ... had 326 yards in kick returns Drell Jefferson (DB: Tylertown, MS, 5-9, 170 lbs.) Reggie Spencer (DB: Birmingham, AL, 5-9, 175 lbs.) and more than 70 tackles ...p re-season All-State selection as a Played in the Junior College All-star game in '98 ...was an hon- Minor High School... averaged over 8.3 yards per carry and senior, but missed much of it after breaking his arm ... orable mention All-State selection at Southwest Community had six touchdowns as a senior... rushed for over 733 Gavin Wilson (DB: West Point, MS, 6-0, 185 Ibs.) College... had six interceptions and 22 pass break-ups ... yards ...averaged 22 yards per kickoff return with one touch- West Point High School... blocked three field goals and had two Raymond Little (DL: Huntsville, AL, 6-5, 260 lbs.) down ...as a wide receiver, averaged over 17 yards per interceptions ...returned two punts for touchdowns...three- time All- Lee High School... as a senior had 50 tackles and seven pass catch ...named Second Team All-Metro as a senior... named District player. ..finished career with seven interceptions.

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