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October 27,1988 Laboratory Publication of the DopuHmsnt of Maw Communications 14 pages Vol. 67/No. 10 RMI Kentucky Richmond, Ky. 40475 CThc Eastern Progress 1988 Seven state universities have floor-by-floor coed housing By Donna Pace sity of Kentucky, Western Kentucky The guys were showing off, and Eastern had toured its residence halls men. Open house hours are decided basis. Managing editor University and Northern Kentucky the benefit was removed," she said. during the summer to study living upon by the residence halls, and visi- Currently U of L has one floor in a With the recent approval of floor- University. The floor-by-floor coed housing had arrangements. tors are signed in and escorted to rooms. residence hall where both males and by-floor coed housing by the Council While several of the universities been in place for two years. Six of Moreheads 13 residence On the Western side of the state, females coincide on a room-by-room on Student Affairs, the university is •escribed coed housing as a benefit The other stale university without halls have floor-by-floor coed hous- two of Western's 19 residence halls basis. The floor is limited to upper- attempting to develop the living ar- (for upperckusmen and those excel- floor-by-floor coed housing is Murray ing. are coed ona floor-by-floor basis with classmen with Us residents voting on rangements present in five of the seven ling in studies, Kentucky State Uni- State University. The coed option is open to any 24-hour visitation. the open house hours and whether the remaining state universities. versity has eliminated coed bousing However, Murray has had floor- class level of student. Miller said, and Northern also has coed housing in floor is a "quiet" floor. Currently, the university has wing- because of behavioral problems, ac- by-floor housing in previous years, visitors may be escorted to the rooms one of its six residence halls. Each of This semester, the residents voted by-wing coed housing in Martin Hall. cording to Danita Patterson, secretary but converted to wing-by-wing this from 2 p.m. until 12 a.m. No checking the halls have three floors with one for 24-hour open house and quiet floor With a floor-by-floor change, which of housing. semester because of a fluctuation of in is required. being a floor for males and two for arrangements, which entail more strict must be approved by university Presi- Patterson said students were de- enrollment figures, according to Twenty-five miles north of East- females, according to Donna Ware study hours, said Vickie Halsell. hous- dent Dr. H. Hanly Funderburk and the stroying university property, includ- Sharon Pierceall, housing coordina- ern, floor-by-floor housing arrange- from housing. ing coordinator. Board of Regents, the university would ing janitor rooms and equipment on tor. ments are present in six of 18 UK Along with floor-by-floor coed A sign-in system is not used at U of join Morehead State University, the the floors of its two residence halls Carl Miller, housing coordinator at residence halls. living, U of L is exploring male and L, but members of the opposite sex University of Louisville, the Univer- providing coed housing. Morehead, said administrators from Preference is given to upperclass- female residence on a room-by-room must be escorted to the various floors. Glossing it over Two amendments to be on ballot By Donna Pace amendment cite technological ad- A^ Managing editor vancement as inevitable Amendments involving a lottery Both the Kentucky Court of Ap- and the broad-form deed will be in- peals and the state Supreme Court cluded on the presidential ballot Nov. have discounted two laws passed in 8. If passed, they could lead to the separate legislative sessions during the changing of the state's constitution. past 15 years mandating permission WhileGov. Wallace Wilkinson has from the land owners before mining avidly supported a lottery designed to can be done by mineral owners. finance additional funds for elemen- Kentucky is the only stair allowing tary and secondary education, the strip mining without the surface broad-form deed has not been ad- owner's consent. dressed by the governor. Franklin Circuit Judge Ray Coras Passage of the deed would shift iscurrently considering law suits from control of land drilling rights from four coal companies mandating the owners of underground minerals to amendment's removal from the elec- those owning the surface. tion ballot Currently, the deeds allow mineral Although the broad-form deed is- owners to extract coal from the land sue has not received as much notoriety without obtaining permission from the as the lottery amendment, in media surface owner and in some cases with- circles throughout the state treatment out paying for the damage. of the deed has created controversy. During the 1988 General Assem- In an attempt to better educate the bly, legislators authorized the amend- public to the broad-form deed amend- ment to restrict mining under broad- form deeds, except by methods known ment and the results of strip mining, a to be in use in the area when the deeds documentary called "On Our Own Land"was created by Appalshop, a were signed. culture center in Whiiesburg. With a change in the constitution, surface owners could veto strip min- Originally scheduled to be run on ing, which was not practiced when election eve, the film showing was many of the deeds were executed. postponed by Kentucky Educational Broad-form deeds were first used Television until reviewed by a panel in the mid-1930s in areas within East- of journalists. Upon their recommen- ern Kentucky that were rich with dation, the documentary was broad- minerals. When strip mining began in cast last week. •fc- 1930s, state courts allowed the The producer of the documentary, Progress photo/Charlie Bohon deeds to remain in effect Anne Lewis Johnson, will be a guest Amendment supporters contend in a forum airing the film, 7 p.m. Wed- Greg Long, a junior from Erlanger, was one of the on Third Street Tuesday. Sigma Chi fraternity also took landowners did not agree to strip nesday in Room 122 of Donovan members of Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity who helped part in the project. mining when the deeds were signed Annex. paint over the graffiti on the walls of Ma Kelly's restaurant because only deep mining was done. The forum is sponsored by The However, those opposing the Society of Professional Journalists. parking Sherer's contract renewed by university structure By Brent Risner pensation is based on an annual salary "I keep my things separate. I don't Sherer said Manchester has already their recommendations or requests for News of $43,040. double dip." said Sherer of his ar- shown strong interest in off-campus assistance in enrolling students in the The employment "He is going to presently be spend- rangements with J -F. Ingram and the programs and offers a unique opportu- extended programs. not planned of Ralph Sherer in ing 75 percent of his time on the liter- university. nity for extended classes because of a "In all cases, I think we do have the university's di- acy grant," she said. The criteria for evaluating applica- federal prison that is under construc- alumni on all the committees." he said. vision of extended Sherer's continued employment at tions for the workplace literacy grant tion there. "Continuing education off campus at this time services has been the university was contingent upon his included: extent of need, quality of He has organized committees of is part of the future of higher educa- continued for a 15- success in attracting outside funding personnel and examples of how the people "who can get things done" in tion whether anybody likes it not," By Amy CaudiU month period that Editor for off-campus, credit and non-credit, money would be successfully targeted those four cities and will respond to Sherer said. began Oct. IS in Sherer programs, and no one will fill the for new employment and increased The university won't build a park- which he will serve as assistant direc- productivity. ing structure in the near future because vacant position of special assistant tor of the Workplace Literacy Train- according to Whitlock. "We establish a need. We had good University receives grant of a lack of funds, according to Tom ing Program. Lindquist, director of public safety. "We were successful, and qv solid objectives, a plan of action and a Sherer was responsible for identi- frankly, we hope it's just a start," good evaluation," Sherer laid. "If any Lindquist said the project would fying the source of a $259,154 grant for teacher instruction cost at least $2 million, funds the uni- Whitlock said. "A significant part of of those ingredients are missing, then the university received earlier this what he was hired to do was tempo- you can't expect to get anything." versity doesn't have to spend right month from the U.S. Department of now. rary in nature." Sherer, a native of Auburn, Abu, in 5th district counties Education for that program, which is Whitlock said he expected Sherer said began his association with the Also, the parking structure might designed to increase worker efficiency A university training program for wonderful job throughout the 5th not add enough parking spaces to sol ve would, to a lesser extent, continue university a year ago when Funder- teachers in the 5th Congressional District We appreciated very much and productivity by raising levels of looking for other fund source identifi- burk wanted him to make a visit current parking problems, Lindquist functional literacy among people en- District is being supported by a $56,225 the encouragement of the Forward in said. cation for the university. Kentucky's 5th Congressional Dis- grant from the Appalachian Regional the Fifth leadership as we developed tering the workforce. trict, which makes up a huge portion For example, if a 400-space park- He also brought the university's at- Nelson said she asked Sherer if he Commission. the proposal for this grant" ing structure were built on Martin Lot, would assist her with the Workplace of the university's 22-county service The Teacher Expectations and Forward in the Fifth is a citizen's tention to possible Appalachian Re- region and is experiencing extreme which has about 100 spaces, would gional Commission funding for the Literacy Training Program and that Student Achievement Program will group created to uplift elementary and only add 300 spaces because it would his employment would last until Dec. educational and economic deficien- focus on the relationships between secondary education in the 5th Dis- 'Teacher Expectations and Student cies. eliminate the 100 in Martin Lot Achievement" program. A grant of 31. 1989. when the grant expired. teacher expectation and student learn- trict Among its goals have been re- One proposed plan suggested build- $56,225 for that program has been re- Sherer said the university had asked "He asked me to come up and spend ing and is designed to help teachers duction of the public school dropout ing a parking structure to replace the ceived from the ARC. him to work full time, but he turned the some time with people in the 5th Dis- motivate students to achieve better in taw arid increased educational attain- tennis courts adjacent to Martin Hall. According to Dr. Doug Whitlock, offer down. trict to identify some ways that East- school. ment Lindquist said some people were executive assistant to university Presi- Sherer said he has gained informa- ern might get involved," said Sherer, a (See GRANT, Pag* A-4) opposed to the idea of losing the tennis dent Dr. H. Hanly Funderburk, these tion in locating available funding for long-time friend of Funderburk's. The university project will target courts, but the plan calls for building two grams were the result of Sherer's extended programs from die "Federal Sherer said he has talked with 160 teachers in Rockcasue. Jackson, tennis courts on the lop floor of the employment as a special assistant for Register" and the "Congressional Rec- school superintendents in every county Knox and Casey counties, all of which Inside parking structure, which isn't usually extended services from Jan. 1 to June ord," two publications produced in in the service region except Madison are part of the university's 22-county Activities B2-3 used for parking. 30. Washington, D.C., and from contacts County to assess educational needs designated service region. Arts/Entertainment B 4-5 The Martin Hall location would be "He was very instrumental in iden- he has made in that city and elsewhere. and has designated Corbin, Mid- "We are excited about this oppor- advantageous, Lindquist said, because Bebops .A3 tifying the scnirce erf funds snd helping However, he said he had spent only dlesboro, Manchester and Danville as tunity to increase our service to the 5th Campus MvinQ B1 it would not funnel more traffic into with the project proposals," Whitlock a "token" amount of time in Washing- places to expand off-campus, credit District," said university President Dr. the center of campus. H. Hanly Funderburk. This grant News A 4-6 said. "It's through that activity that ton, and when he did travel there the and non-credit, curriculum. Perapecth/a A2-3 "Any expansion that I would per- university shared expense coats with "Those are areas where there is and gives us the resources to implement a we've been able to continue his serv- People pofl A 9 ceive would have to be peripheral," ice." J.F. Ingram Stale TechnicalCoUege.a should be enough demand to warrant project that is very much in tune with Lindquist said According to Lucie Nelson, direc- school where he is also employed part- the offering of these courses," Sherer the purposes of Forward in the Fifth, Police beat A3 (See PARKING, Pat* A-5) tor of special programs, Sherer'scom- lime in a similar capacity. an organization which is doing s Sports B6-8 '•>

Ml A-2 -- The Eastern Progress, Thursday, October 27, 1988 Perspective

Amy Caudill ....Editor Donna Pace...... Managing Editor Jackie Hinkle. Copy Editor Lyndon Mullins. Staff Artist

The following are guest editorials submitted by contributors. Abolishment of broad-form deed best for Eastern Kentuckians In the summer or 1965. when I had my first look Americans everywhere, if only they could see the at strip mining in Eastern Kentucky, I saw what is signs) that liberty and justice were for the rich—if still a representative example of the stewardship and you weren't rich, you didn't count civic responsibility of the coal companies: a small But as the destruction continued under the broad house shoved off a mountainside and half buried by form deed, the number of its victims increased, and the "spoil" from a mine. these victims received the sympathy and support of That this could happen at all was astonishing people who could not accept such an injustice as a enough. That it could happen without any penalty to proper result of a democratic system of government the mining company or any compensation to the Opposition to strip mining under the broad-form owners was clearly an insult to that 1 ibeny and just deed and other coal industry abuses finally became for which our country is said to stand. organized in the Kentucky Fair Tax Coalition, which In fact, despite its obvious inhumanity and im- in 1984 achieved a victory: a state law returning morality, what I had seen was perfectly legal in control of the surface of the land to the land owners. Kentucky. This victory, perhaps unsurprisingly, was short- It was justified by the notorious "broad-form lived, for in 1987 the coal industry and the state deed," which, according to the coal companies and Supreme Court overturned the 1984 law. the state Supreme Court, permitted the companies to It was, the Court said, unconstitutional. The Court overturn the surface of the land (which they did not and the government, then, have failed, and the own) to extract coal. injustice continues. And they were permitted to do this without con- So, however, does the opposition, under the lead- Stubborn car is heap, sweet heap sideration of any rights of the surface owners, with- ership of the Kentucky Fair Tax Coalition, now To some people a car is man's best all the greenery and romance. out permission and without repayment. renamed Kentuckians For the Commonwealth. friend People name them, wash them Whatnot It started more easily and more That this involved the destruction of homes, farms. And now the aggrieved owners of destroyed and "gu^y and pet them when they aren't often. I began to think my troubles woodlands, graveyards and other dear possessions threatened surface property in the coal fields are ap- fecl,n* wdL"""» cars are their big- were over. of private citizens did not matter to the coal compa- pealing for justice to their fellow citizens. Then I began to notice other imper- My car is my biggest embarrass fections that I must have overlooked nies or to the Court On the ballot this November will be a sate consti - menL during the choke saga. That most of these deeds had been signed in the tutional amendment that will protect the rights of Yes. the mighty Citation pulls a Something was wrong with my years between 1880 and World War II. before strip surface owners against unwanted strip mining and trick now and then. No. make that all transmission. Whenever I pulled out mining had been a conceivable possibility, also did assure that the courts will never again betray those the time, from a stationary position, the Cita- not matter. rights. Since I did without a car my first y Caudill tion lurched and sputtered as if gasp- In 1965, it seemed to me so obvious a wrong Itiseasy forthoseofus who do not live in the coal twoyearsofcollege, I wasquile thrilled ing for breath. could not continue; as soon as the public became fields to behave as if we do not know of the damages «> get the thing, humble as it was. ,7>ivefy Unie"n!™*Bd •onm.l had I could almost hear fellow drivers aware of it, I thought, it would be stopped. an injustices that are perpetrated there. But we do ***" W P""*" P""cd up in the »?|« <*'hood and hold open the dang shouting "Green Horn!'' mistakenly But the public was made aware of it, and it did not know. We have no excuse for not knowing. modest tan hatchback, it might as well f **5wn,le somcone ebe «■«*» «* assuming my car was a standard, and I was a beginner. stop. Stripmining^der^ '^required entering whoever With the assent of the courts, and by the indiffer- WBee ,G This happened not only in parking a pohucal scandal and a publ.c shame in Kentucky ^^ £ coM u-te°Je " " unsuspecting business I happened to lots but at red lights, stop signs and all ence of the public, the destruction continued, signi- for more than 25 years For the first few weeks (I got it be nearand soliciting assistance, which fying to the people of Eastern Kentucky (and to other places heavily cluttered with Wendell Berry is a noted Kentucky writer and poet. September 26 1987 — I'll never for- led to more embarrassment driven. My life wasn't worth living. One of my radio speakers was Planet Earth suffers depletion ssa&ssssBS *".ssESSX!tta busted and buzzed constantly. Till this depletion:■ lionship. I drove it; it transported me. cold, but, uh. I need someone to try to time I guess I'd thought every song Bui along about November, I real- start >( for "* wnilc I Ret under the was accompanied by kazoo, ized my beloved had a few glitches, hood and hoM open the choke because My healer/air conditioner went steps need to be taken to stop it For one thing, it didn't like cold "* Problem is really simple; you see, above and beyond the call of duty The university, being an institution of higher The solutions exist within our science right now. weather. Granted I don't like it either, mv choke »>cks sometimes, and well. Whether it was on or off. it blew out learning, has brought together those intelligent and But before they can be initiated, people must care but I don't sit perfectly still and refuse a" ' ^ve to do is hold it open while air. talented people who have already demonstrated the enough to do something. They must place a value on tobreathc every time the temperature someone else tries to start the car. so Either I froze or baked. I tried to set ability to overcome problems and create solutions life, any life other than their own drops below 50. what I really reed is for someone to the temperature somewhere between where they are needed They must accept total responsibility for the Some of mv m08t (frightening) come out and try to start me car. It's hot and cold, but somehow I could You, therefore, whether you are faculty, staff or actions of all mankind, for all human crimes against memories ■" of *««img beside the rc^X simple, see?" never achieve a comfortable medium, student should be or become aware of the problems, nature and Earth stubborn heap at various locations on Every shred of dignity that I might Sadly enough, most of these hor- their effects and the proposed solutions dealt with in Now I understand that mr»« of th«* ^IM,, "* ■f*"* helpless to do anything have held up to this point fell away like rors still haunt me, but they've dimin- this article. 9^aSyS^S^iX£!Z!S!Sl *'wait for i, to corr* around. dead skin, and I stood there chewing .shed somewhat in effect I've learned You are in a position to affect change. I expect won tattect you directly in the immediate future in Afterabouttwohoursofpouting.it my lip and smiling sheepishly, look- to ignore the cold air. the kazoo ac- any measuraDte way. would usually see fit to start ing like Dennis the Menace. your rapid assistance in this attempt to save our companiment and the lurching and further. I understand you have immediate prob- With much deliberation, my dad Somehow I'd eventually reach my spluttering. I still hate getting stranded planet, be it the minimal example outlined below or lems that demand your attention. and I figured out that the Citation's destination — late, of course. an all-out effort on your part to bring about the on the By-Pass, but hey, at least it's However, you must understand that ultimately reluctance to start was due the auto- When spring dawned, die Citation mine. changes necessary for the continuation of life on they will affect you directly, and if something is not •"**» choke sticking in cold weather, cheered up somewhat I guess it was earth. Heap, sweet heap—that's my motto. donew.,.~... right6... now,.„,»., thenUR.1 i notinjiuiuyyuu.oui only you, but youryourcnuarcn, children. |^ ■ . _ We are running out of time. 1 1 yw ptana I have recently been very disturbed over the state of our planet. SSKSESSKr - • " - Dukakis best choice for '88 vote Clear enough? In light of the upcoming prcsiden shock to anyone. Carter and Dukakis There are many issues that face us today: national Having accepted this fact, you ask, "What can I tial election. Vice President George My Turn are two completely different people. defense, abortions, censorship, AIDS, national debt, do?" What you do depends upon what extent you are Busn "** bcen &ven * a* of credit for Dukakis is also very much in favor war, terrorism, alcoholism, the homeless, hunger, willing to go to. die accomplishments the Reagan of social programs to benefit people drug addiction ... the list goes on and on. Most of us aren't willing to put our entire lives on ad,™'straUon h" ™de in the past such as single mothers and the home- Some affect each of us to greater or lesser de- hold, and therefore, no one has been able to offer '■Igl'f-. . . less. grees, yet they undoubtedly affect us all. However, He is in favor of the rights and there weaves throughout all of those issues a prob- freedoms of the people regardless of lem of priorities. Bgassar------sSSSSr* sex. race, religion, sexual orientation As important as these issues are, and believe me, But Bush cannot accept the credit or natural origin. First, you must understand that most of these fortheseaccomrjlishmentswithoutalso Joe Griggs I mean not to belittle any of them. they deal only with problems are within our power to solve. Congress accepting responsibility for its fail- Anyone who would argue with this human concern. It is selfish to address only those mts 1 must either be a bigot a tyrant or has, in most cases, passed laws that do too little, are - A™ •" failures have been many, entire planet several times over. problems that affect human life and ignore problems passed too late, are implemented at such a late date °?v- **** Dukakis must be evahi- possibly a television evangelist that deal with potential planetary extinction MAnd who can forget the "Irangate" as to render them obsolete. They are not enforced J? m *e same manncr in rctation to scandal ** wnicn Bush still has a lot to same eaasaS vV^.iUv*' *« - These problems include man-made toxic chemi- properly and have meaningless penalties for viola- ^economy of Massachusetts during answer for but has somehow managed volvesenurelywound^ cals, nuclear power in its many forms, destruction HOB, to evade the issue. "* -. „ «°*^**ci«f t m , the benefit of the head honcho. in and waste of natural resources and vast pollution of Perhaps the government knows this, or perhaps Some of his accomplishments have One thing that has discouraged Washmg^rattoth^the^te. our environment. no one has fully stressed upon them the inevitable been similar to those of Reagan such people from supporting Dukakis is the A mishandling or ignoring of any one of these extinction of Earth as we know it. It could be that as an increase in job opportunities and fact he admitted he would raise taxes if Some of his views include a propo- sition to outlaw abortion, which is an complex issues leads to not only the loss of human immediate monetary strains override governmental a decrease of inflation. necessary. Anyone with this attitude should try to remember that mushy infringement on the rights of women life, as if that is not enough incentive for change, but representatives' common sense and intelligence. But the key question people should also the death of animal and plant life. ask themselves in deciding who to glob of tissue between his ears does and would result in an increase in Perhaps they simply refuse to believe it back-alley butchers and self-induced In short it can lead to an overall contamination of vote for in this election is whether they have some purpose. This is where you come in. If you never do are satisfied with the way the country Of course Bush won't raise taxes. abortions by the mothers. the biosphere and possible annihilation of all life on anything else to assist the planet then at least do I f he is so concerned about abor- Earth. is being run or whether they would like Instead, he'll do what Reagan did this. to see change. and drive the nation even further into tions, why doesn't he do more to pro- When this fact finally sunk through my thick Cut out this article, run off 14 copies, sign your Anyone who is satisfied with our debt as an apparently successful mote birth control in the schools in- skull. I began researching various aspects of these name on the back to demonstrate your support and country's government must cither be schemc to fool die public into believ- stead of acting like the wimp he is and problems and came to realize there had already been mail them to state representatives, senators and terrified of change or willing to accept "* "^ government is saving money, worrying about "promoting sex?" a large number of articles quoting facts and statistics other government officials. any mumbo jumbo the government Another strike against Dukakis is And he is also in favor of school on a myriad of subjects. For addresses, contact David McLean at 624- slin8s * him nis reputation as a liberal. So what? prayer, which is clearly an infringe- In fact I m sure you have already read about the become 8uch ment upon children's constitutional 2375 or check the bulletin boards in the Powell The Reagan administration has """ * *" * d"** rights. What will be next baptism evils and consequences of mass deforestation, hunt- Building. reversed taxes so the poor and middle word anyway? ing entire species to extinction, the ozone situations A during recess? class have paid more, and die rich have 1'beral is defined as someone If you are satisfied with a govern- (not enough in the "ozone layer," too much at low David McLean Is the guitarist for the Richmond- paid less. Ithascutstudent loans. Social who believes in progressive reform in altitudes), the greenhouse effect medical, chemical ment that lies, deceives, swindles and based rock band VICE. He is also a writer, dealing Security, aid to farmers and done very thedirectionofconfirmirigmorepower would rather spend money on things and hazardous waste, and massive water, air and with both musical and non-musical topics. little to promote AIDS awareness and on the people. Whoever believes there that directly benefit politicians rather land pollution. The above article is part two of the "World Com- research. is something wrong with that might be than the public at large, vote for Bush. Instead, it has chosen to spend the ""PP'er if he bought himself a one- One problem with these articles, however, is their munity" series of mini-essays on planetary eco- If you would rather have a govern- country's money on the fueling of the way ticket to the Soviet Union, failure to discuss the underlying problem that joins logical problems and solutions that McLean is ment that is in favor of change, re- all of these issues, which we will discuss at a later war in Central America and still more And Bush has used the failures of form, freedom and has the public's date, and a lack of solutions. M \m*»mfym$Wi9m0im.m.mmmi nuclear weapons, despite the fact urn Jimmy Carter to p*Dukskhmmt*- best interests in m bid. vole for Dukakis pem name u ur. u. we already have eiwugh to destroy u^ vorabte light Unk« k comes a* a Nov. 8, The Eastern Progress, Thursday, October 27.1968 - A-3 FiniaKeciuour Good" f NOW VJ« CAM CjObAC* Do you think tho university it Infringing THcfcsr-mritof? And ego all <* Hx€ »*>"-«* People pollpj upon small In Richmond' th** were sWimpy w.fK +Jte p

5theater, Winchester: "Ho.h"Ho, because if it's a Sunday ni>ht and I'^e got dirty clothes, I shouldn't be foced to lose my more-precious-ihan- goU parking space to go to the laun- dry." Pattern Wright, jaaJor, msrsing, Looartlk: "No, because services do need to be proviiptL" Scott O'Nell, Bill CoDins, rreshman, ■■declared, adratabtratkm, Ddmrt, Oak* WfcJtesburg: Police beat "I don't think that the university busi- "No. it's just competition that busi- mmd • Ha)* bala* on the atfhth floor had pennant determined the alarm ly am oa Saa akr neuei are that big. They can't be tak- nesses would have to contend with; Tae ntliwtai rsaiifc have keaa Me4 with ocndiiioniag unit had ankTaartiranil UM aaiveraHf's Slilalia ef aaaac mtttj. ing that mock away from the busi- it's just like the university was another Deneta K. May. WaKaetnr. reported his The resaawtaa caaaa Skat have ■ggwiS ka nesses downtown." aaakn taal baaa aaaaaed while a wai parked business." Oat. 14: "PokV. BaaT war* fatal artta I Angela Alvey, fresh maa, pre-med, ■ ate Akanaii Coliseum Lea. k wn aascovered Debbie Vahle, aophoaaere, fkaance, Sana} Deem, Model Lab. reported OK theft Caaaly Dtaartct Clark's office. Than I SM vakada «u Krack with am type of aa- la each Loukville: NkkotasvHIe: of a nlaphora cord and mm •e kaowa object naar ate center of an trunk above "All they are doing is supplying serv- "No, because you have to provide valued at $139. ana* Inrt AaglBai M. aaaMh'a Aug. 23 charaa of ices so we won't have to go off cam- services for people who can't make it Kaaia Hacker, Ctaaainawaalm HaD, ra- disoraerry conduct was dumisied wah leave to pus/ Oct. IS: portad ha had baaa leoaMaa nuisance-typa off campus." War*. 24. Fon Wayne, telephone catti for approniaaalely two week.. oa ax chars* of alcohol David Chart- Fry pleaded qaiky to hat Hackar was advised lo kaap a la) of 4M call.. Aug 24 charge of alcohol iniouosiion and was Ma HaShaia, Brockton, reported tha fand $71.50 Jeffrey Taaaaaa laraiart, 21,fiachville, K»ta| of a lira aUrrn ia the SOO bkxk of Shawa Hewsrd'i Aug 29 charges of alco- w»j srremd on the charge of alcohol inanica- Brocton The Richmond Rre Department ee- BBB lemuoed there wai no sign of amokc or fira hol iaaneirarion. imtwom falatrVailna t» aa- man who likes to fight, which is a Hugh M. Davta, Beaky pre., boa, re thontiei aad diapUying or pmmaaa, a caa- About a story Pen pals ported tha theft of hu twojackau valuad a $20 Oct. it: or fkaou. opcrston ucaasc wan 4n- Well, what have we here? In the common stereotypical assumption in My name is Eric Brown, and I am Iaa Skkaaar. Kaene HaU, raponad he was of 2.500 boars of Apptocia. A very misleading and nar- Katj Raaaa, Walters HaD, reponad the past two years the most frequently incarcerated at a prison camp located ■uanked oa the cast aids of Telfotd HaU on theft of bar paee and wallet from her vehicle Madison Drive by s male who WM • passenger abused phrase of identification or ex- row conception which should be wkde it wu parked in Akaani Colieeam Lot e's Aug. 31 charge of inN.Y.S. in s vehicle witti three other male. IvUchaet Will II ploitation used by writers and report- reevaluated on a personal basis! Also to advocate myself to you? Total value ia $140. slcohol iaaosication cm Sinninail aftar he ers or our famed tabloid have been "A C bet la nd R. Wright Oct. 1* received couniawag. My race is Mack. I'm 24 yrs. of age. OaaVMl tan's Aug. 31 charge of Black Male."Once again the paper has East Irvine Street Sana D. Waaer, 20, Buftslo, N.Y, was Darathy ■■ alias. Comb. Hall, reported Mark Whwsa Bel my education level is very good. I am tha odor of something burning. The Richmond made it known that a black male was arrested on atie autrgc €t webatm Mtm%KttmJH. Editor's note: Due to an editor's error, a man who process plenty of talents, Fin Department wai notified and determined cciving coaanaain. involved to some degree in a univer- a man was referred to as "a black one which happens lobe playing alto lm,t u M burned popcorn was found inthc baaamant DonaM Lee Becht III plead gaalty *> his Uaaadry room. sity incident. I am well aware that the male" in a recent news story. It is sax. Sept. 2 charge of slcohol aaceueaaoa aad wat opinions expressed in the Progress are Joe MMar. Commonwealth HaU. raponad rand $71.30. Tha charge of Watering was aia- Progress policy to make no distinc- All is very welcome to write, and I d^ |_. what appealed to be the lign of amokc. The those of the student editors and not missed. ■* — w »- .. . . *■ *. u.ii Richmond Fire Department wai notified and MMchel Peace pleaded gialty to hi. Sept tions of race. We apologise for this wiU answer all. Please give a good KaBer M. riiniiim. McOregor Hall. ^ ^^ ^^ ^ 4^—^ „ ^ necessarily those of the university t M k- 10 charge of driving under die influence aad error. man a chance! reported tha theft of •everal itenu from her ~J **~^ ""'™ ■ ■■ however, there has been little if any was fined $200 pkii conn cost, but $50 ws. Thank you for your time, and effort vehicle including i power booster sad two JJ^Jll- """^ said by the university about this com- Pat on the back probated for seunding * private tcbool for the to read this fetter. T offers*. He lost hi. hcense for 30 asy. mon labeling practice. At this time my "^.'"Hoffw..^ Pshner Hall, reponed the ^ ^ '^^ILT'^ ^^JT?!! To Ken Holloway, Activities editor. Rn B n Robert J. Lanktr'i Sept. 9 charge of major concern is not with the univer- Eric Brown MP-1SS0 fas aJana inaaittas ■ SJI n in aainf likaii ***"" *°» * S ■" "« bsaement of the 1 want to let you know that I appre- 2911 Arthur Kill Rd. HaV Tha Vhasaild Fin '^-"— ™ Wallace Building. The Richmond fire De shtrhiTt intoxication was dismissed. sity but with the good old issue of ciate your support and the superb job ethics which apply to newt print A State* Island, N.Y. 10309 you did on the cadet article appearing black has been the latest victim to be in the 6 Oct. Eastern Progress. Such signed, sold, delivered, sold, and From the Family Guidelines for letters to the editor coverage gives students and faculty a of Kirk Yatteau Ibafcsl bought by the irrationality which arises much better appreciation of what Army when a story based upon sensational- We would like to express catr appre- SwBM ROTC is all about Thanks for a really ism takes priority over sound moral ciation for the kind cxpreseioni of nwrhaaga'TovlWasri professional job! judgment sympathy sent by the facility, frater- Not to mention that the article was LTC David Reimotd nities, sororities and students of biased in the fact that the alleged as- Departaaeat of Military Science EKU. Your presence was especially sailant wasn't allowed to give his appreciated, as we know how busy account of the incident I will be will- your schedules are. 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eassa A-4 - The Eastern Progress, Thursday, October 27,1988 Party offers third choice in presidential election Libertarian Presidential and Vice 1972race— 12yearsbefore the Demo- Presidential candidates, Ron Paul and Your Turn crats. Andre Marrou, became the first candi- Since 1971, there have been more dates nominated for the 1988 presi- than 100 Libertarians elected topublk dential race, when their party chose office at local and stale levels, includ- them separately at a national conven- ing two mayors, four county supervi- tion held more than a year ago in Se- sors and three Alaska stale legislators. attle. Nearly 100 Libertarians hold of- Paul, a former Republican and four- fices currently in 30 states. And more term member of the U.S. Congress Mark Gailey than 170 Libertarians will share the from Texas, is a practicing physician. 1988 ticket with Paul and Marrou, In 1985 until 1987. Marrou served as a running in various stale and local elec- member of the Alaska House of Rep- cise the tendencies of their parties: to tions. resentatives. be conservative with our liberties and Paul will abolish the Internal Reve- What's a Libertarian? If he's run- liberal with our money, all for their nue Service and Federal Reserve Bank, ning for president why haven't I heard respective special interest groups. and find more equitable ways to fund of him? And why wasn't he in the Paul is the fifth Libertarian chosen needed services. debates? And why should anyone vole to run for president on the party's Many services could be handled for him? ticket since 1972. Voters in Kentucky much more efficiently by private en- Many Americans won't have the will be permitted to see the Libertarian terprise and charities. opportunity to ask these questions this choice in the voting booth this year, in year because they won't know a Liber- contrast with 1984, when Kentucky Currently, less than 40 percent of tarian is running until they see the Libertarians were denied the right to our government's revenue comes from the income lax. Paul claims there are ballot in the voting booth. vote for David Bergland, a California alternatives to stealing and counter- In some states, Paul won't even be la wyer who the Libertarians supported feiting. on the ballot and was selected at a similar national Paul, the individual, is against Libertarians are the only people convention in Phoenix, Ariz. abortion. As a Libertarian, however, who are consistently pro-choice on The Libertarian Party platform is economic, civil and personal matters. based on the balance between individ- he insists on women's right to choose the fate of their own bodies but not at A government led by Democrats or ual rights and responsibilities. Most the taxpayers expense. Republicans will both continue to important are individual rights and whittle away your rights and property individual sovereignty over one'sown Paul is for individual gun control. as "entitlements'' for special interest life. As a Libertarian, he believes all indi- groups. Libertarians want to carve up Members adhere to the statement, viduals must control their own guns. the government and give it back to "I hereby certify that I do not believe Paul is for decriminalizing victim- "We the people.*' in or advocate the initiation of force as less behavior. As a Libertarian, he So, why are Vice President George a means of achieving political or so- wants to reduce the high stakes that Bush and Michael Dukakis unwilling cial goals." crooks and politicians are now profit- , to face the Libertarian candidate in a Libertarians are the third largest ingfrom. national forum like the debates? party in our country. The growth of the Marrou suggests that "the only Their supporters will say it is a fair Libertarian Party can be observed in proper role for government is to pro- and reasonable campaign practice. It the history of its ballot status in the tect each individual's right to choose is certainly their right to choose that past five presidential races. ... Government power and individual approach. In 1972, they were on two state choice are opposites." But that argument turns a blind ballots. In 1976, exposure rose to 36 Expecting several million votes this back to the real issue of courage. A big states. year, Marrou claims the principles of deal is made of a candidate's ability to And in 1980, they had ballot status the Libertarian Party are "... already stand up against other world leaders. in all SO states, plus Washington. D.C. what most Americans believe, which Isn't it dangerous to elect a candi- and Guam. By 1984, various stale leg- is very limited government and maxi- date who hasn't the courage to stand islatures had increased the require- mizing individual liberty. This is not a Any Cassette Or IP $6.99 up against his presidential challengers ments for ballot status, and the Liber- new idea but an idea of the founding whether they be Libertarian, Populist, tarians had access in only 36 stales. fathers of this country." Any Compact Disc $12.99 Socialist or Communist? This November, they expect to have Marie Gailey is a senior broadcast- In five presidential elections, the Paul on the ballots of between 45 and ing major from Berea who contributed Democrats and Republicans have re- 47 states. this column. For more information Hurry into Record Town. For the next 4 days your Student I.D. will fused to face (he accusation of their Libertarians claim the first elec- about the Libertarian Party, Gailey similarities. toral vote won by a woman, vice presi- can be reached at P.O. Box 578, save you up to 30% on the hottest LPs, Cassettes and CDs. Both Bush and Dukakis will excr- dential candidate, Toni Nathan, in the Richmond, or 624-0352 or 622-1681. Present your valid Eastern Kentucky University Student I.D. at Record Town and Grant provides for aid to 5th district receive any LP or Cassette (Continued from Page One) ess in the classroom." dents involved, not just high achiev- (regularly priced up to $9.99) "The 5th District has severe educa- Thames said IS special teacher- ers, in class activity and to do this in for $6.99 or any single-album tional problems, including the highest behaviors that discriminate between the most supporting, motivating man- dropout rate, the lowest holding power interactions with students for whom ner." Compact Disc (regularly and the lowest standardl/ed-iest scores tow expectations are held and students "The results should produce stu- priced up to $16.99) for only in Kentucky,'' said Dr. William for whom high expectations are held dents with enhanced feelings of self $12.99. Limit 3. Not valid Thames, professor and director of the have been identified. worth, achievement gains, fewer dis- College of Education's office of field They have been organized in five with other offers. Offer cipline problems and fewer students services and professional develop- instructional units that will be pre- dropping out of school ."Thames said. expires 10/30/88. Offer good at ment sented at monthly workshops. our Richmond Mall location only. "Our program is based upon the Thames said teachers who partici- University officials said they be- research-supported concept that pate in this program will become more came aware of the possibility of ARC Record Town - the only music and video store you'll ever need. < teacher behavior does make a differ- aware of the fact they do, consciously, funding for the proposal following a ence in student achievement,' Thames have lower expectations of certain visit to the Commission's Washing- said. students. ton, D.C, offices by Ralph Sherer. "Implementation of this teacher de- "These lower expectations often Sherer, a specialist in the extension V.v > velopment program will ensure that cause teachers to respond less favora- of university programs and services, s •- all children — the so-called 'low- bly to these students than those for has been assisting the university in No I.D. Necessary for Pictured Titles. achievers' as well as the 'high achiev- whom they have higher expectations," identifying both needs and possible I" ers' —will be given the opportunity to he said. "Our program will provide the funding sources for the university's Ediefinckell ' become involved in the learning proc- teacher with the skills to get all stu- outreach program & New Bohemians Shooting Rubber* Al The Stars • • • • University exchanges professors KICK By Caria J. Esposito cial but stem more from the sharing of SUIT writer knowledge and experiences from uni- The university has acquired a new versity to university. Q ■▼•wai ■^paj ptpvaaaavvi faculty member and, it may give one Aufdembcrge, who lives in NewSenieHeA up in the future if it chooses to fully Richmond with his family, said he participate in the National Faculty became involved in the program "to provide added stimulation for effec- THE ROBERT CRAY BAND Exchange Program. DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK A tive leaching." MAluliMO DON I M AltAtDO* IMF Dr. Clarence Aufdembcrge from DAtB ACtlNG "Mi* WAV Ni&Hl M*Oi Northern Arizona University is the Enzie said participants can be placed COMA CHANG! IH( tUt(S university's first exchange teacher and for one semester or the full academic eponymous will be instructing in the humanities year. Most, like Aufdemberge, choose department for the remainder of (he to remain the entire year. school year. An advantage of the program is that "The National Faculty Exchange a university need not send a teacher in Program is an organization that facili- order to receive one. The university is tates exchanges (of faculty members) presently participating in the program from one university to another," said under this condition, Enzie said. Enzie Dr. Russell Enzic, associate vice presi- said he would like tohaveaparticipant dent of academic affairs and research among the university faculty for the at the university. Clarence Aufdemberge 1989-90 school year. Enzic, chairman of the exchange A maximum of four names can be program, said the program provides Participants in the exchange pro- submitted to the National Teacher Ex- the opportunity to learn from faculty gram are paid by their original em- change Program Committee, which is members at other universities. ployers, not by the university they are responsible for carrying out the selec- Aufdembcrge said he likes the uni- assigned to. tion process. The university's poten- versity and finds the comparison of his According to Enzie, the benefits of tial participants must submit their past and present schools favorable. the program are not necessarily finan- requests to Enzie by Wednesday. University hosts history conference By Deanna Mack variety of historians. State University. Contributing writer Although the conference is open Beginning at 9:30 a.m. Friday with The university's hi story department free to university students and faculty, four sessions on Kentucky politics, will be hosting the Fourth Annual Ohio there is a registration fee of $25 for all revivalists and missionaries, war in Valley History Conference Friday and others who would like to attend the the near East and the election of 1944, Saturday in the Perkins Building. banquet scheduled for 7 p.m. Friday, participants will have a total of 29 The conference originated at West- which will be immediately followed sessions to choose from. em Kentucky University and rotates by a reception at Arlington. The Ohio Valley History Confer- Richmond Mall, 830 Eastern Kentucky Bypass • 623-0435. among the campuses of Eastern Ken- The fee for those non-university ence will end Saturday at 12:30 pjn. tucky University, Murray State Uni- faculty and students who will not be with scssionson heroes in fiction and versity and Western. able to attend the banquet is $15. fact and England and America. P^ However, this is the first time that Dr. David Sefton, chairman of the Although the number of partici- the event will have been held at the history department said university stu- pants on other campuses has been university. dents must pay $10 for the banquet greater, Sefton predicts 100-150people Registration will begin Friday at The guest speaker for the banquet to participate in this weekend's con- 8:30 am. followed by lectures from a will be Richard Sullivan of Michigan ference. I- u The Eastern Progress, Thursday, October 27,1968 - A-5 Instructor knew shroud was fake iduertlslng Pay$ Off....Call 922-19721 By Kmj Caadill clots in the hair. suli center «"" Editor * The blood was red when it Weat Third 4 Mate «t. The Roman Catholic Church re- should have been dark brown. cently determined that the Shroud "You can't fight truth with fairy A.jt **L. of Turin was not the burial cloth of tales," Burke said. Ckmlce mf Apmle Pie, Christ James Burke knew seven Burke attributed the initial wide- years ago. spread belief in the shroud to a Pecmm Pie, ar ChceMccakc. A carbon dating lest revealed desire in the world to have proof for 4, a Acdimm Brimk the shroud is actually about 620 faith and to the relic-craze of toe years old, not old enough to be period. —■ $3.95 Christ's shroud. According to the book, several Burke, an instructor in instruc- churches of the time claimed they tional photography at the univer- had the body of Mary Magdalene; sity, and seven other professionals another claimed to have only her Halloween of various religions set out nine foot years ago lo put an end to the specu- Costume The history of the shroud is lation about theshroud'sauthentic- ity. somewhat sketchy, accounting for some of the conflicting opinions. In 1983. they published a book, In 13S6. a shroud was given to A RUES "Inquest on the Shroud of Turin." the dean of an abbey in Lirey, The group went into the project France, by Geoffrey de Chamy. Saturday Oct. 29 thinking the shroud was a fraud. The shroud had a dark, vibrant & for you die-hards They turned out lo be right. image of a man who appeared lo Joseph Nickell, a University of have been crucified. The abbey put Monday Oct. 34 Kentucky instructor of technical the shroud on display. writing, started the endeavor and Not long after, a relative of de Prizes for Best Costumes Both Nights persuaded Burke and others to join Chamy borrowed the shroud in him. order to travel with it and claim it Much of the myth about the was Christ's shroud. HADISON GARDEN shroud came from photograph Some members of the Catholic negatives discovered in the 1300s. Church had serious doubts about Burke's expertise in photography the shroud's authenticity. helped unravel some of the mystery Later in the 1300s, a man con- attributed to the negatives. fessed to painting the image on the Nickell. Burke, Michael Baden, shroud. deputy chief medical examiner of In the 1890s, a photographer THURSDAY OCT. 27 8 - 6:30 Suffolk County. N.Y.; John Fisher, took pictures of the shroud. When Come nee our Halloween Spook-tacular! forensic analyst with the Orange the film was developed, the nega- County Shcrriffs Office in Orlando, tives showed an image opposite of off * Halloween Merch. Fla.; Gerald Lame, professor ofbib- the logical image. , O (\CVL cash • Silk Flowera lical history and archaeology at the Believers in the shroud claimed & Vr /C purchases * Silk Arrangements University of Southern California; this was a miracle that proved the Wayne Morris, crime laboratory shroud once covered the body of analyst with the Florida Depart- James Burke helped research for book on shroud. Christ Village ment of Law Enforcement; Marvin At the time, the shroud belonged Mueller, research physicist at the the burial cloth of Christ. myth: to the royal family of Italy who Florist 623-0340 Los Alamos National Laboratory STURP look a learn of investi- •The cloth the shroud was made kept it in Turin, Italy, and wouldn't qp:125 South Third St. Downtown next to bu» station in New Mexico; and Glen Taylor, a gators lo Italy around 1978 to in- of was not available when Christ allow pieces of the shroud to be HOLIDAY OPEN HOUSE NOV. 13 professional artist from Lexington; vestigate the shroud. Burke said was crucified. taken for testing. compiled evidence against the my th members of STURP ignored some * The idea beyond the change in Also, carbon dating tests did not and published the book, written by of the basic facts dispelling the the film negatives was available exist at that time, so the shroud re- Nickell, denouncing the shroud's myth because they wanted lo be- when the pictures were taken. mained a mystery for years. authenticity. lieve the shroud was authentic. * Residues of paint were found The Catholic Church conducted TSIN6 TAO Their position was not well-re- "They could not come up with on the shroud. an investigation around 1968 but Chinese ceived by many who chose to be- any specific way that the shroud * The image on the shroud only was unable lo draw any definite lieve in the shroud. was made. They ignored a great accounted for the top of body, not conclusions because the royal Restaurant "Some people weren't polite," deal of physical evidence that was for the sides, which would also family still would not release pieces 300 West Main St. Burke said and declined to provide right in front of them," Burke said have been touched by the shroud. of the shroud. details. Nickell's group, through scien- * The blood stains showed a When the shroud became the 624-0133 A group called Shroud of Turin tific analysis and study of the pho- pool of blood that would' ve flowed property of the Catholic Church, CHOOSE FROM Research Project had a conflicting tographic techniques discovered the freely from the forehead, when the carbon dating tests were per- LUNCH mission—lo prove the shroud was following facts conflicting with the blood from a head wound actually formed. Swaat ft Sour ANYTIME Pork or Chicken Nor Sua Gai Egg Foo Young Chemistry department gets $15,000 in equipment $2 .99 Honay or By Joyce McGrew needs. It just so happened that that was ter data system is used in the separa- cents a pint using wholesale chemi- RECEIVE A SMALL Lamon Chickan Staff writer the year they knocked off full-income tion and identification of compounds cals. ICE TEA FREE The chemistry department has re- tax allocation for donations. So the in complex mixtures, according to Possibly the most intriguing aspect ceived approximately $15,000 worth corporate lawyers thought about it — Schulz. of the system is its eight-pen color of computer equipment bom the for two years." Schulz said the new additions to plotter, something very helpful in Hewlett Packard Corp. The department received the first the system will make it much more making charts and graphs, Schulz said This equipment is compatible with award letter for about $ 12340 in June, efficient and much faster than the old [The Sun Shoppe the equipment the department pur- "Having new software and plotting and later received additional equip- version. pens is extremely valuable for research chased last February with an $8,000 ment valued at approximately $2,000, "We went from a 37-compound students and me lo make materials for Tanning Salon Air Force grant according to Schulz. library to a 113,000-compound library presentations," Schulz said According to chemistry professor. Hewlett Packard's donation con- and from a search time of 2 1/2 min- Dr. William Schulz, the department sisted of an eight-megabyte hard disk, Schulz said Hewlett Packard re- utes down to 30 seconds," Schulz said applied for the latest grant after a a 160MB tape driver, the Wiley-NBS places old equipment for a nominal WINTER SPECIALS regional chemistry convention three 113,000-compound library and proba- Schulz cited one example of re- price whenever the company intro- years ago. bility-best based matching routine, an search he had done using the computer duces a new computer system. "After talking to a Midwestern eight-pen color plotter. The corpora- system. He also said the university will manager about our chemistry depart- tion also added 1MB of memory for By analyzing a pint of paint thin- probably receive further funding from ment he told me I should write a grant the computer. ner, which sells for about $5. he deter- Hewlett Packard in the future, but it proposal, "Schulz said. 1 wrote a The part of this equipment called a mined the contents and discovered he will be some time before that happens description of the department and its gas chromatograph mass spectrome- could make the thinner for about 20 again. 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dBal A-6 -- The Eastern Progress, Thursday October 27, 1988 Child center keeps kids of all kinds By Joe KiUin week." Gooden said. how to handle (heir child and giving StafT writer According to Gooden, many uni- them services they need." Madison County's Child Develop- versity students volunteer to help and Gooden stressed the need for par- ment Center of the Bluegrass contin- most receive credit hours for their ent involvement with the center ues 10 serve special needs to children experience if working at the center is through the Parent Infant Program. and their parents. related to their major. "With the younger children, birth Located in Room 146 of Model "We have right now two special to sometimes as old as 3, the parents Laboratory School's high school wing, education students," Gooden said. "We come-with the child, and we work with the center provides help for children have two occupational therapy stu- parent and child together," Gooden from newboms to 5 years of age with dents and a social work student all said. any kind of handicap or disability. doing practicums." Once a week the parents bring their "We help any kind of delay in any Steve Bryant is a senior occupa- children to the Baptist Student Union area, and with any kind of handicap, tional therapy major working for credit on Kit Carson Drive because of the from mild to severe," head teacher "This is really my first experience limited space in the Model classroom. Caroline Gooden said. The children working with kids, and I haven't had According to Gooden, the center is we serve are generally behind in one any problems," Bryant said. "I enjoy growing and becoming more finan- or more areas." it." cially stable. The classroom program consists of Full-time support teacher Dunn has Gooden said the center gets its funds twoclasses between 8: ISajn. to 11:15 worked at the center for five years and from the Madison County United Way, a. m. and from 12:30 p.m. to 3:30 p.m. feels her responsibilities go further Madison County and Richmond. Monday through Thursday. than physical therapy. "So all the funds for this program "Right now we have seven stu- "A lot of the kids need so many are raised locally now," Gooden said. dents enrolled in each classroom," needs met, not just the disabilities, but "It didn't used to be that way. It used Gooden said. "In each class there are emotional things like love and affec- to be the Lexington center supported basically three leaching staff at all tion," Dunn said. "That's what I like to us, but now the (Richmond) center is times." put into it" . supporting itself," Gooden said. Progress photo/Charlie Botlon Along with full-time teacher Gooden said she enjoys seeing the "Last year, we only had one teacher, Gooden, the current staff consists of progress of the children. and we just hired a bus driver," she Blood of life teacher Kathleen Whipple who is aided "Although the progress is slower said. Sue Minton Culk, a freshman from Campbellsville, bites the bullet while Dee Durbin of the by two support teachers, Sandy Dunn than with other children, when they do According to Gooden, the alloca- American Red Cross draws blood from her are during the Red Cross Bloodmobile's visit and Gena Stanley. make progress it's that much nicer," tion of $31,000 from the United Way to campus Tuesday and Wednesday. "We also have a speech therapist, she said. "I really enjoy working with for 1988 was important to the contin- Linda Coulter. She's here two days a the parents, helping them get a feel of ued service of the center.

Mrs. S t mi t (i n s Thirsty students support funding Polm 1> ( nr (1 YOU QUALIFY FOn By Brent Risner used for a maximum of eight semes- News editor 1988 EKU Scholarship Program ter, and the value of all but out-of-state R i'tiding | INSTANT CREDIT! | John Reed bought a soft drink, a scholarships can be increased propor- ■Start making credit pur-| pint of mi Ik and a granola bar from the Type of scholarship Recipients Amount tionately when tuition increases, ac- 'chases IMMEDIATELY! We . Palmer Hall vending machines Mon- Presidential 50 per year $285 cording to Whitlock. o <;•< '•ulirici i(ii i>) ■will send you a Members ■ day night and returned to his room to Whitlock said if the income gener- |Credit Card at once wltlj watch the Chicago Bears vs. the San Regents 25 per year $570 ated from snack and laundry machines i ii II.iim i endirn| loi i '> ■NO CREDIT CHECK. Buy nn>| Franc isco 49ers football game on tele- tells post, pre ten I and future ■jewelry. Clothing,Sport-j remains constant then the university 1 ii 11 h i in rl\ ling Goods,Watches, Elec-I vision with his girlfriend. EKU Honor Award All National Merit Finalists $855 would have to search for other sources What Reed didn't know was a bine ^ oduire on •>11 ■■ r r -■ ■, v |tronlcs & MORE! All wlth| Semifinalists of funding if it wants to increase its |Installment payments out. portion of the $1.35 he spent on those scholarship commitments. or lire, MHII o% love morrmFlorence. Whidock said this unique scholar- excelled in the Science-Math Achieve- Whidock said the Board of Re- Logan Entertainment Students Credit Group "I figured it went to the university ship funding system has been in place ment Program and the History Bowl, gents increased its budget for Regents I A-l reference will be on I in some way," Reed said. "It won't since July 1. 1983 when the EKU two annual events held on campus. and Presidential scholarships last year |file to help you obtain I necessarily make me eat more food Foundation, a group of business and Whidock said the university has from $200,000 to $275,000 "with the ■other credit cards. So I from vending machines, but it's good community people who provide lead- also awarded 19 Presidential Scholar- expressed purpose of attracting better isend in your $5 catalog j because it's going toward a good ership and financial support, decided ships to the outstanding graduates of students to the campus." deposit now. (refundable' to transfer vending concessions and Mobil* Sound and I with your first order) cause." area community and junior colleges. Whidock said the university has management of the scholarship pro- Kentucky students with ACT Light Show IEiUbbh rw Ml Todjy' According to Earl Baldwin, vice experienced difficulty in recent years I00H Sitbtidion Burnt*** I*T~ — president for business affairs, Coca- gram to the university. composite scores of 29 or higher, with quality out-of-sute students Coveting yoir musical ■| i«n(*r pur Moatf lack) f.7^ Cola pays the university 36 percent of This came about because of na- participated in the Governor's Schol- applying for admission then going needs from Alabama to tional and state concern that some uni- ZZTop its gross sales, and Service America is ars Program or were members of (he elsewhere. I -t*r. versity foundations were improperly under agreement to pay 18.3 percent Kentucky Academic All-State Team "One of the goals of this program of its gross sales. diverting institutional funds, accord- qualify for the Regents Scholarship, Now Booking ing to Whitlock. was to ge t more of the tal en ted out-of- Christmas Parties Baldwin said the university has 12 which pays the entire tuition and ac- state students who did apply to en- [/MEMBERS "ISSJ., cigarette, three cold-beverage, 24 The foundation thought vending tivity fees, or $570 per semester. I Students ro»TUUDCM>*U.| roll." Whidock said. "That's a prob- Call Ken at: |e*»ro«i :.\i y 'SDQiX&iBfl BITES KIXGHRS Limit I Par Customer RICHMOND MALL 75 Expires Nov. 10. 1988

tr vr T T$T Activities: B-2-3 Section Arts/Entertainment: B-4-5 Sports: B-64 Campus living October 27.1988 Contest winners bring spook story to life By Jennifer Feldman goes-homc-on-ihc-wcckends" syn- Dull beams of light from the out- She finished her first bag of MA Ms my keys. I have enough problem get- prised to see no one taking advantage Features editor drome. Everybody, she thought, ex- side street lamp cast a bluish glow on before she finished the first chapter ting in the stupid door without fum- of the dim lighting. This first part of the finish-thc-story cept her. the room, which overlooked the front and lazily rolled out of bed to find bling with wet hands," she muttered The quietness of the setting eased contest, open to all students of the This was her first weekend home entrance of Case. Her roommate had something else, grateful for the ex- under her breath, and tossed the keys some of her tension from the ride university, appeared in the Sept. 29 since school began in late August, and left the window slightly ajar, she no- cuse to stop studying. on her bed. back, and she took a seat on one of the issue of the Progress. Conclusions that was only because she had gone up ticed with mild agitation, and the room Tuna fish... peanut butter... micro- Besides three students congregat- stone benches. She began to whistle. ranged from alien invaders to dream and down her hall knocking on doors, bore a heavy, musky scent of wet, wave popcorn ... Wasn;t there any ing outside the front door of the resi- Above her whistling, she could hear sequences. Here is the what entrants soliciting rides. rotting wood. chocolate? She shot a look out the dence hall, the campus was silent a rolling swish, swish. had to work with, along with the first, She lugged her duffel bags, now "This will either keep me up all window and then at her watch. 10:15 She walked along the sidewalk; the "There's some pretty big fish in second and third place winners. too tired to carry them although still night or ether me to death," she com- p.m. Was the grill closed? wind had picked up, sending little that moat," she thought glancing at ••• not tired enough to fall into a restful plained to no one. Lights from the full moon reflected pellets of rain from the tree branches. the small pond in font of the stage. It had been a long drive back to the sleep, up the four flights of stairs in After unpacking her things, she off the beads of rain thai had soaked Partly to dodge the construction,partly Maria could feel herself fighting to university Sunday night but despite Case Hall and dragged them along the flopped onto her bed and opened an the campus and filled holes and de- to gel out of the range of Tire from the keep her eyelids open in the tranquil, the lulling effects of the autumn rain floor to her room. English book and a bag of M&Ms in pressions in the ground, making it liquid bullets, Maria crossed the street almost narcotic setting. on the metal Escort roof, Maria could She wrestled with her keys — it preparation for her Tuesday morning seem like the outside was actually a dreading the thought of walking "I'll rest my head for a moment so not rest seemed she always had trouble with exam, but found it difficult to concen- large theater with the lights turned through the Ravine alone. I don't fall asleep crossing the road." "I wish I had my own car." she this lock, she thought — and kicked trate. The rain had ceased slightly and down low instead of a cold, Sunday "Great I have to interrupt every she justified for sitting on the ground grumbled to herself as she paid the her bags into the dark room. now possessed an almost hypnotic night freshman getting lucky, and I haven't and, placing her purse between her driver gas money and collected her Her roommate was not back yet, a quality. But bright enough, she thought to even had a date yet" she said. head and the stone bench, rested against duffel bags from the back seat "Then fact that neither surprised Maria. Her "They should have had rain like walk to the corner market without a Spotlights usually discouraged it closed her eyes. I could just pack up and go some place roommate didn't have classes until this in Tircsias' time. After a few problem. students from becoming overly ro- Swish, swish. when I got bored." late Monday and usually didn't get hours of this, he would have told them Donning a slicker, she grabbed her mantic in the Ravine, but tonight they Maria awoke with a jolt Some- A freshman, Maria had already back until then; Maria enjoyed the anything they wanted to now." she umbrella and keys. glowed mutely, casting long shadows thing cold, wet had dripped on her become accustomed to the "everybody- solitude. said. "On second thought I won't lake over the grade hillside. Maria was sur- cheek. She looked up and stared....

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By William Gump ... directly into one of the spot- lights. Temporarily blinded, she sat up. It had started to rain again. She was no longer hungry — just cold, wet and tired. A hot shower and a warm bed now took precedence over chocolate. She was even starting to feel a bit nauseous; "Am I getting sick?" she wondered to herself. Cer- tainly she shouldn't be out on a night like this. Standing, Maria picked up her umbrella. She mentally gave up her ump quest for M&Ms and turned to jog back to Case Hall. Just as she started to the THING was anymore. She regained enough of her senses move, that disturbing swishing ema- to start steering herself back to the nated from the pond. The sound was definitely not due to residence hall. As fast as her terror was propelling her, she was starting to the rain, she decided, and this thought feel fatigue, but she was sure that quickened her heartbeat uncomforta- sanctuary was to be attained at Case bly. Uneasy memories from her world Hall. religion class imposed themselves on It was still behind her, she deter- her thinking — wasn't tonight Hal- mined, and was getting terrifyingly lowmas or Candlemas or something? close. There it was again. Louder. Maria didn't fancy herself especially brave, Where was everybody? Maria but curiosity demanded that she find scanned wildly for another person, out what was making that noise. Cau- anywhere, but she couldn't see an- tiously, she approached the pool from other human being. There, at last, was her bench. The pool suddenly seemed Case Hall in the distance. She almost to resemble an oversized coffin, in a breathed a sigh of relief. disquieting way. The fact that most of the lights in She was further deterred by an eerie the building were out, plus the ab- mist that was swiftly creeping up on all sence of the three students who were sides from the fringes of the horizon. there earlier, didn't bother her. She Progress illustration/ Lyndon Mullins The atmosphere was electric. began to feel less panicky, more ra- Maria tried unsuccessfully to con- tional now. Salvation was within her "Let me walk you back." thing cold, wet had dripped on her vince herself that she was shivering grasp. As they walked back, Maria told cheek. She looked up and stared. It had from the coldness. She noticed an She burst into the lobby, glimpsing him about her night and explained started to rain harder. She quickly unusual fishy odor permeating the briefly an indistinct form that seemed Second Place how she had ended up asleep in the jumped up and looked at her watch. surrounding area. Further nauseated to be behind her. Where was everyone Ravine. "Two-thirty. My God, I've been by this scent, she almost turned away. now? When they reached her door, she asleep for over four hours." Finally, though, she perched un- Not pausing to wonder why the By Chris Morgan thanked him and began to search her Maria ran back to her room, half steadily on the edge of the moat and lobby was completely devoid of other Suddenly, Maria's body tensed; she purse for keys. asleep, half terrified. When she reached peered into the murky water. From students, she burst through the stair- let out a silent scream. A man's hand The officer, noticing the door the room, she noticed the door was what she could see, the subtly per- well doors and up to the fourth floor. quickly covered her mouth as a voice slightly cracked open,quickly stepped slightly ajar. She swung the door open ceived movements of what had to be Maria was breathing harder again. said, "Hey, hey ... better calm down in and checked the room. He shut the and let out a small scream. the fish in the water seemed frightcn- Why was it still following her? She young lady." window. "Hey Maria. What's up?" was sure it would have stopped at the ingly coordinated, as if they were all Maria, clearing her eyes of sleep, "Would you mind stepping in here?" Her roommate had come back early door of her dorm, but it was still on her part of a larger body... My God, what realized it was only a campus security h&asked. "I think you've been robbed." and was unpacking her clothes. is rising out of the water?! heels. Worse yet, the lights were out for some unknown reason in the stair- officer. As Maria stepped through the door, "Oh, hi," Maria replied. She put on Abruptly, an obscured form as- "Wh-what time is it?" she asked, the officer grabbed her, shutand locked her gown, not caring to relive her night cended out of the water with a momen- well, except for some dim light from an unseen source that made shadows still half shaken. the door, and moved her to the bed. He for Jill. tous splash. Maria, panicking, fell appallingly real "Two-thirty a.m., ma'am." he re- turned out the lights quickly. Maria's night finally grew quiet backward and landed on her back in She still had no idea what the thing plied. "You OK?" "Scream and I'll kill you," he said, Her roommate turned to her, after flip- the grass, her umbrella slipping from was, except that it smelled strongly of Maria's mind raced back over the with a slight gurgle in his voice. ping out the light limp fingers to drop into the water. Chris Morgan fish. night Slowly, his skin began to melt and "Maria?" Jill's body shone in the The shock of the fall brought her Finally, she reached the fourth floor "My God, I've been sleeping here run from his body, forming a growing, horrible fate. moonlight sufficiently back to her senses that one and virtually flew into the hallway. for over four hours," she said to her- Swish, swish "Y-yeah. Jill?" command dominated her entire mind sticky pool on the floor. His body Her room was at the other end. Her She let out a final, ear-piercing "Swish, swish." and body: RUN! She scrambled to her self. glistened in the moonlight as it moved pursuer followed relentlessly. The scream. feet and took off as fast as she could. "Are you all right?" toward her. Swish, swish lights were on in the hall, but she Swish, swish Morgan .18. is a computer infor- One second later, she caught her "Yeah, yeah... I'm OK. I better get Swish, swish would not for the life of her look back. back to my room." Maria tensed as she awaited her Maria awoke with a jolt Some- mation major from Lawrenceburg. foot on the Ravine steps, falling once Her door was just ahead! She lunged meet with Maria's throat. Maria more, this time on her face. Behind for the knob... Maria neard a scratching on the screamed in terror, "No, Mom. No!" her, the splashing sound had been It was locked! Her roommate had window. She looked and saw her The skeleton didn't respond. Its replaced by the hideous flopping sound returned a day early and locked the mother's face as it had been before her hand fell only because Maria hit the of something aquatic thrashing around door. Maria lugged desperately on the Third Place death. on land. This noise propelled Maria knob and raised her other fist to pound bush when she reached for the plaque. Her mother was motioning for through the darkness at a speed attain- the door, all in the longest second of Maria was in shock but still man- Maria to come to her. aged to push ha mother's hand off her Maria yelled out "Leave me atone. able only through the most horrifying, her life. By Joseph A. Griffin throat Mother, please!" The hand kept wav- nameless fear a human can experi- Just as it was upon her, she turned ... And what she saw aged her faster ence. her head to finally sec what the THING Maria ran crying back to her room. ing for her to come. and harder than time ever thought it As soon as she entered it she ran The fog was thicker. The spotlights, was. It was Monday morning, and could. straight for her desk. dim as they had been, were now even Her fist never landed on the door, It was the decomposed body of her Maria's roommate was just now get- more obscure. Maria was fleeing di- and her scream was stopped in her late mother who was buried more than She reached under it and grabbed a ting back from the weekend she spent rectionless through the darkness, her throat. 100 miles away in Maria's hometown. box that was left by the girl who had at home. She walked into the room and Maria's roommate was puzzled the heart pounding mercilessly in her ears. It didn't take long to realize that it lived in the room the year before Maria. looked around. She was gasping for breath, almost next morning when she woke up alone When she had found the box at the was her mother hanging in that bush "Why. Maria, why!?" she hyperventilating. in the room. The mystery was aug- above her. beginning of the semester she had There was no doubt in her mind mented by a strange trail of slimy thought it was a joke. screamed. that she was being followed by some water from the door of the room all the When Maria's mother died more Other girls ran into the room, and way down to the front door of the than three years ago, Maria had a gold Now she thought differently. all looked on in terror as they saw abhorrent malignancy, and it was too Maria opened the box and took out close for her to turn around and see it dorm. chain with a plaque attached to it It Maria hanging dead from a door, a a black diary. She quickly flipped to Her panic almost doubled when An unidentified human skeleton read, "You'll always be with me. Joseph Griffin sheet around her neck. the back page. she realized that she was going the was discovered later that morning in Mother. Love. Maria." ' ound a newspaper. On the front was a There was a gold plaque around WRONG DIRECTION! Case Hall the Ravine pond. Tattered remains of Maria was cry ing as she reached for It read, "My name is Mary, and my story about a girl who had hung herself Maria's neck, just like the one Maria was the other way. an umbrella were also uncovered as the chain hanging around her mother's mother has been dead for three years in Case Hall. She looked at the date— had put around her mother. She almost lost control of herself the skeleton was removed. skeleton. As she reached for the plaque now. Tonight she came back, and I two years ago. This one read, "You'll always be right then. The fog suddenly held a The goldfish were unusually large she called out "Mom. Mom. It's me, can' t stop her. I have to go with her, but Maria read the story. The girl wasn't with me Maria. Love, Mother." horde of evil monstrosities lurking that year. Maria." beware: I'm not the first and I don't Mary, but another girl, before Mary. right at the fringes of her eyes'pene- Gump. 15. is an Utn grader at Suddenly she screamed out one of think I'll be the last" "Then Mary wasn't the first" she Griffin. 21, is a public relations tration. She didn't even know where Model High School. the hands from the skeleton fell to Maria looked back into the box and said aloud. major from Frankfort.

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1,1 B-2 -- The Eastern Progress, Thursday, October 27, 1988 Activities Pi Phi hoedown continues today B* Km ffowvwsj Tonight's activities will begin at 6 tenuues ot specul events and an over- and time to get this year's event i Activities editor with the fraternities participating in all winner will be announced tonight Hog calling is not a forgotten art way, but she said it was worth it to games such as the country boy contest "We rave a spirit prize that will be And members of various university make sure the event goes we U. where contestants are judged on how given to (he fraternity that shows the "We have been getting it together fraternities will be given a chance to most spirit, and we will have first, well their attire most resembles the since the summer. We have done a lot prove so in Pi Beta Phi sorority's traditional country farmer, a hog-call- second and third place winners for the Hoedown. of hard work on it Susan Davis and ing contest and an arm-wrestling overall winners." Ballard said. 'Tro- Anne Ballard, president of the so- Mary Beth Han really put the whole contest. phies will be given to the winners, and thing together," Ballard said. "We rority, said the activity is lo help raise the overall winning fraternity will win Ballard said there win be some think we really got it together this money for the sorority's philanthro- a bon fire/mixer with oar sorority." other activities taking place during the year. We are really looking to do a pies which are Arrowmont Arrow course of the day which could make Balbwd said the sorority's main Craft, Settlement and Holt House, good job with it," the (toy for the fraternities more inter- objective is to make this year's Arrow in the Artie-Canada and the esting. hoedown better than in the past Telford Community Center. Ballard said money was not a big Ballard also said the hoedown is *^e want to get more members of o^ in getting ^ fund-raiser off the Wednesday, the hoedown began making a come back this semester the fraternity involved because I re- with a banner contest from 10 a.m. to ground. She said many of the items the after a two-year absence. member when we did this the last sorority will use were donated. 4 p.m. with the banners being located time, not too many of the fratemities in the Powell Plaza. "We were really booked (during She also said a lot of the expenses the last two years), and we wanted to were involved in it" Ballard said. "We After the banner contest, the were spent on getting the cider and make it better than it had been in the also changed some of the format trophies. She said the many of the hoedown games began at Palmer Field past. We just thought we could net around because we had a scavenger with the fraternities and the sorority sorority sisters wanted shirts to re- more of the fraternities involved at hunt planned one time, and it did not member this year's fund-raiser. participating in the obstacle course, this time," Ballard aajj go off too good." which included players jumping over Ballard said many of the fnuemi- hay stacks with a pumpkin in their "This time, we wanted to get more "We also wanted to make sure thai ties will participate in this year'sevent members of the fraternity involved hands, a cider-drinking contest, a tug no bin would be involved when it and the response from them so far has of war contest and wheel barrel race. instead of having just one member of comes time to judge the events or been excellent the fraternity doing specific things all giving prizes away. Wedon'twant the "All of the fraternities seem to be Ballard said the fund-raiser will of the time." fraternities to think that any of us are looking forward to it I think it is really conclude tonight at J. Suiter's Mill Ballard said there will be many playing favorites," Ballard said. going to be a fun time for everyone," with admission being $1. awards given out to the winning fra- Ballard said it took a lot of work Ballard said. Campus clips Drfving in for a layup PK*r#" ■*■**»■■■ Boiton Wayne Miller, a student at the university, participated in a Dancers wanted Sigma Xi to meet Bash is coming soon game of basketball Monday in the auxiliary gym in the Haunted house is open Auditions for upcoming concerts The next meeting for the univer- Hie Monster Bash will be from 8 Keene Hall will sponsor a Haunted .Alumni Coliseum. by SpaceForce Dance Company of the sity's Sigma Xi Club will be at 7 p.m. p.m. until 12:30 a.m. Oct 31 in the House from6p.m. to 11:30p.m. today department of physical education will Nov. 8 in Room 123 of the Moore Keen Johnson Ballroom .There will be in the second floor lobby. Admission Scuba course to be offered next semester be held at 6 p.m. today in the Weaver Building. Dr. Denise Davidson, a music at the dance, and prizes will be is $1 with all proceeds going to the Dance Studio following a short warm- professor from the department of psy- given away. United Way. Progress staff report Moore is currently a security con- up class. chology, will speak on "A Develop- Students welcomed The department of security and loss sultant and adjunct faculty for the mental Analysis of Decision Making." Boo-grams are available prevention will be offering an under- department of security and loss pre- Library tours available Teams wanted The student senate meets at 5 p.m. Boo-grams will be sold from 8:30 water security specialist course to be each Tuesday in the Jaggers Room. vention. For those students who missed the Beta Theta Pi and the American a m.to3p.m. today outside the Powell taught by John Moore starting January He is also an instructor for the library presentation, several makeup All senators are urged to attend, and Grill. The boo-grams are 50 cents and 1989. National Association for Commercial Cancer Society is sponsoring the Flag anyone interested in student govern- will be delivered later in the after- sessions have been scheduled. The Football Classic at the university Fri- The course, the first of a two-part Scuba Divers and the National Asso- ment is invited 10 attend the meetings. noon. presentations are scheduled for vari- day . Saturday and Sunday. All frater- series, will prepare the student for an ciation of Underwater Instructors. ous dates and times between Nov. 9 nity, sorority and independent teams in-depth analysis and hands-on appli- Moore will give an informational through Nov. 16. No additional ses- cation of scuba and commercial div- lecture at 4:30 p.m. Wednesday in are welcome to participate. There will To much time on your hands? sions will be available this semester. be a $35 entry fee. For more informa- ing procedures and equipment for use Room 214 of the Stratum Building. Students can sign up at the main circu- tion, call Robb Lee at 624-3600. 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VCeic out. IO win vou over w \ f. h The Eastern Progress, Thursday, October 27,1968 - B-3 'Who is patriotic?' discussed Wed. By KM Hoftoway cult to come up with a true definition ment is best and what are citizens of a Activities editor or explanation about the relative im- government are expected to do." During this presidential campaign, portance of what patriotism means to "This whole question is lied up Michael Dukakis and George Bush people and their country. with questions about civil disobedi- have attacked each other as not being Messerich said in some countries it ence. Is it showing good patriotism very patriotic toward this country. would seem like being patriotic is a when a person breaks the law, or does But what is patriotism? What do. bad thing 10 be because some people patriotism demand that a person should people have to do lo show they are* may not agree with what their govern- always obey the law? Can a person patriotic toward their country? ment is doing. violate the law of a means of a higher At 7 p.m. Wednesday in the Ken- One of the questions Messerich ideal and still remain patriotic?" namer Room of the Powell Building, said he would like lo answer is, "When Messerich said. Dr.RonMesserichwiUdiscuss,"Who is patriotism good?" Messerich said patriotism can mean is Really Patriotic?" philosophically "I would like to discuss under what different things to different people, in a humanities forum sponsored by conditions is patriotism a good thing, which sometimes can confuse some the university'sdeparDnent of humani- and exactly what is it that patriotism people trying to understand what pa- ties. demands of a person in general," triotism is about Messerich, from the university's Messerich said. "For instance, the same person who department of philosophy and reli- Messerich said a person has to insists that everyone should stand re- gion, has participaied in many debates decide how he feds about an issue spectfully for the national anthem and and discussions. facing h is country, whether he is going display the flag on Flag Day may Earlier this semester, Messerich to do what is best for the country or never vote and may cheat on their participaied in a philosophical debate what is best for him to do. income taxes," Messerich said. about "What is Happiness?" Tor example, loyalty to the stale "So why is that we rank things like This time he is going to give a might demand that you fight in a war saluting the flag, which seems to be Philosophical presentation about how that maybe your conscience tells you more important to some people, than patriotism plays a role in our country that this is a bad war. How do you voting and paying your taxes? What is and other countries. resolve these questions that might the relative position of these things? 1 think the humanities department come up?" Messerich said. What is moat patriotic?" wanted lo do this because of some of "I think after you thought about the events that have been going on these types of questions, then I believe "It seems to me that h is awfully during the presidential campaign," you will have the answers in what a patriotic lo vote. You are exercising Messerich said "Quayle was ques- patriot might do. But I am not going to your basic right and obligation as a tioned about his failure lo go lo Viet- pretend that I have a final answer to citizen. That is what patriotism is all nam and that sort of questioned his this question. I am going lo try to about. You are doing what citizens patriotism." explore the question in detail as much need to do," Messerich said. "Bush has been using the Ameri- as possible" he said. Messerich said there are many can flag and pledge of allegiance as a Messerich said he is going to base reasons why some people think salut- hint that Dukakis is deficient in patri- his discussion on what other famous ing the flag might be more important otism," Messerich said. philosophers have said about "Who is than voting. He said many people have Welcome to the Haunted Forest! Progress photo/Bill Lackay Really Patriotic?" different beliefs in what patriotism Messerich said it would be inter- means lo them. esting to think hard about what the "Almost all of the significant phi- Freddy Krueger is just one of many characters people will see at the Haunted Forest demands of patriotism are since it has losophers have had political thought Messerich also said during a presi- sponsored by Lambda Chi Alpha and the Richmond Parks and Recreation. The come up periodically during the cam- about this topic," Messerich said. dential campaign, people may show forest will be open tonight until Monday night from 7:30 p.m. until 11 p.m. ft will be paign of both candidates. "Some of them had talked about what their emotions more about patriotism open tomorrow and Saturday from 7:30 p.m. until midnight. But Messerich also said it is diffi- government is, what kind of govern- than they would usually do.

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*• 4 \ . B-4 -- The Eastern Progress, Thursday, October 27, 1988 Arts/ Entertainment In'Born,' Theater student stupidity confesses having is one 'acting disease' sity Singers and the Madrigal Singers. laughing By Alyssa Nolaad Brown said although the university Staff writer is small, he is "pleased with the de- Leonard Brown has what he calls partment" the "acting disease." matter He said. The department is small "I love being on stage. Acting is enough for the students to get personal By Joe <>riggs something that I've got to do," he said. attention. (We) have (rest instructors Arts editor Brown is one of the performers in who really care and will do what they Many of the plays performed at the the upcoming university production of can to help you." university have had an offbeat comic the play "Bom Yesterday." He has Brown said he has ben well-pre touch. also performed in many other univer- pared, but not all the training has come "The Lion in Winter" dealt with a sity plays including "The Lion in Win- from the university. "Universi ties tend royal family that never ceased stab- ter," "Crimes of the Heart,'' The to be false environment. When yon get bing one another in the back. "Little Diviners," "Romeo and Juliet" and out, you can't rely on or trust every- Shop of Horrors" featured a man-eat- •Little Shop of Horrors." one, and you don't always fed se- ing plant. And "Crimes of the Heart's" Brown's interest in the theater humor stemmed from husbands being became apparent in his junior year of cure," be said. shot by their wives and failed and high school. Although he enjoyed The universities also allow you to be creative and artistic. That doesn't successful suicide attempts. acting and felt he had "the knack for always happen when you're out," The latest comedy to be performed, it," he still "didn't have the guts to however, is not quite as bizarre. admit that acting was what (he) wanted Brown said. Instead, it deals with a woman to do with his life." In order to supplement the training named Billy Dawn who is so dumb, "I was a broadcasting major, but I he has received from the university. she appears to be "bom yesterday." tad always been involved with the Brown acts in plays over the summer. "Born Yesterday" is a play set in Progress photo/Bl Lackey (university) theater," Brown said Last summer, he worked si the Washington, D.C., in the 1940s, where Last year. Brown changed his ma- Kincaid Regional Theater. He played Billy has just moved with her lover (if In rehearsal, (left to right) Wes Shofner, James Darren McGee and Michael jor from broadcasting to theater. the part of Li. Cable in "South Pa (hat is the word), Harry Brock. Sorg battle for the affections of Billy Dawn, who was "bom yesterday." "I don't miss broadcasting. I chose cific." Brown, who is from Shelby Harry, who is not terribly smart it because it was closely related to County, also works in the Shelby either, is the proud owner of junkyards wimp but a man who is not afraid of "Right before we open, the director acting, but I realized that acting was County community theater. throughout the country, and he is a "Born Yesterday" Harry and not afraid to Tight back, becomes not useless, but there's noth- what I wanted to do," he said. criminal on the side. 8 p.m. especially when he falls in love with ing he can do anymore," he said. Brown's minor is in public rela- Next summer. Brown wants to go out of state. "I want to try for the Pius- After coming to Washington, he Nov. 16-19 Billy. "Suddenly, you lose all control, and tions. He said the minor will give him tries to warm up to the local politicians Morelon said, "It's a show that I've you just sit there." something to fall back on. burgh Light Opera Company, bat I but realizes Billy is just too dumb to Gifford Theater liked for a long, long time. Since I've Brown's theater major requires him want something that pays well and make the impression he would like her $5 adults, $4 students been here, I don't think there's been a McGee said, "I like the play. I to have technical and costume train- looks good on a resume." to make. show from this time period and fla- really do. I think they'll (the audience) ing, as well as acting, but Brown feels enjoy it because it's funny.'' In the future. Brown, who prefers Wes Shofner, who plays Harry in ton reporter, to teach her and show her vor." this background may not be enough. musicals, would like to do stage work. the play, said, "He's climbed to that the ropes. Morelon, who originally presented Today actors must be a 'triple Like many of the plays performed "But, hey, I wouldn't turn down a level where he has to deal with Billy, Harry realizes his plan is failing, the idea to have the play performed at threat,' " he said. "They must be able at the university. "Bom Yesterday" movie," he said with a laugh. and he can't" however, when Billy begins to be- the university, said the department has to dance, sing and act" was a successful play on Broadway Jim Morelon, director of the play, come smart enough to realize what a had to search for the right furniture Therefore, Brown takes some dance Although he may not leave directly and afterward became a successful said of Harry's character, "I wanted scoundrel the man she's living with and costumes to fit the time period of classes with the theater department, after graduation. Brown intends logo movie as well so it is likely it will be someone who could be likeable and really is. the play. and he also dances with the Richmond familiar to much of the university to Chicago and join the Actors Equity hateablc."Of Billy'scharactcr, he said, James Darren McGee, who plays Moreton said the progress of the Ballet. community. Union. Eventually, he wants to go to "She needs to be funny but innocently Paul Vcrrall, said, "Paul wants every- play has been normal, but when open- Although his dance training started New York City but said he will go funny." body to be smart. He hates ignorance, ing night comes, it's out of his hands, Moreton said, "It's not a real deep a year ago, the voice training has been wherever there is work. In an attempt to smarten Billy up, and that's why he's teaching Billy." and the responsibility lies primarily play at all. It's not an intellectual going on since his senior year in high' "I don't have to have a Broadway Harry hires Paul Vcrrall, a Washing- McGee said his character is not a on the actors and crew. comedy. It's fun." school. He now sings with the Univer- lead, but I do have to work," he said. HRLL0WEEI1 BUSH 1988 Conquest Tsi

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'> The Eastern Progress, Thursday. October 27,1968 - B-5 Deadly flying Fast food could saucers will make a person ill Fast food is something few college students could live without — unless On the attack Oct. 30 they are either health nuts or very Lookout By Kedy A. Livings rience the broadcast for yourself. wealthy. Coatriwutiag writer "We're going to carry the 50th But after you've been at this uni- On the evening of Oct. 30. 1938, anniversary broadcast of a new pro- versity for a few years, and you've thousands of Americans became panic duction of War of the Worlds,'"said been to every fast food joint more stricken by a broadcast that reported Roma Pedneau, interim station man- times than you can count, one thing is an invasion of Martians threatened our ager of WEKU/WEKH-FM. the pub- bound to happen. Fast food gets on entire civilization. lic radio stations at the university. your nerves. JoeQriogi At 8 p.m. EST, Orson Welles, with The broadcast will be carried on One thing that annoys me is when these places are so stingy with condi- a small group of actors, entered a New FM 88.9 and FM 90.9 at 8 p.m. Sun- other time, it's like Grand Central ments. You'd think there was a ketchup York City studio of Columbia Broad day. Station. -shortage going on or something. casting System. He carried with him a "The new production is of such The "cute* games can also be ag- copy of H.G. Wells' imaginative novel good quality and has a star-studded I don't know how many times I've gone through drive-thru windows, gravating, especially those where you "War of the Worlds." cast," Pedneau said. "I believe the asked for »lfll of ketchup, come home have to find all the missing pieces to a He also brought to the scene his public will be interested in the imagi- and found one or two packs. puzzle, and there's always one piece unusual dramatic talent. The intent native radio drama." Is there anyone this hasn't hap- no one ever gets. was to entertain a nationwide audience The newly updated production of One thing that can really make a with an old-fashioned story appropri- pened to? And it's even worse when Howard Koch's famous science-fic- audience, and we feel that this broad- Welles said it best 50 years ago: person feel stupid is when he orders a ate for Halloween. tion radio thriller will feature such you go through a drive-thru at a place cast will be a special treat for Hallow- "So good-bye everyone, and remem- where you need a scoop to get rid of all combo meal and later figures that his Probably never before have so many well-known media talent as Jason een," Pedneau said. ber, please, that grinning, glowing, major savings were a total of about 10 people become so suddenly and so Robards, Steve Allen. Douglas Ed- the grease, and you find they gave you "War of the Worlds" will be fol- globular invader of your living room is no napkins. I'm sorry, but dripping dry cents. intensely disturbed as they did on that wards, Scott Simon. Terry Gross, lowed al9:30p.m. on FM 88.9 and FM an inhabitant of the pumpkin patch, night. is not one of my favorite pastimes. And it never fails whenever a per- Hector Elizondo. Rene Auberjonois 90.9 by a special Halloween Eve broad- and if your doorbell rings and no- Exactly 50 years later.Oct 30,1988, and Phillip Proctor. And it always irritates me when son goes into these places and picks a cast of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Black body's there, that was no Martian; it's you give these people your order, and nice, cozy comer to himself, a huge you can have a front row seat to expe- "We have a commitment to our Cat." Halloween!" they ask you if you'd like cheese or family complete with at least two something to drink If you had, squalling brats will always sit at the wouldn't you have said so? These situ- next table. Better musicians ations always provide good stress tests. I have probably consumed count- Speaking of cheese, is one slice less cows, fish and chickens, buckets really worth 20 cents? For that money. of grease and enough citric acid to rot ignore the trends I might as well buy my own cow. Hoover Dam. But, like most other stu- Long lines are inevitable at most of dents around campus, I will more than / despise making videos. It's Irmly X these places, especially during likely end up trotting down to the local pandering to the American mentality. lunchtime. The grill is one of the most fast food restaurant for lunch again What does a video filled with dancing frequent offenders of this. About the tomorrow. girls and beautiful sunsets have to do ftr «4 only lime you don't have to wait is The worst habits are always the with rock and roll? early morning or late at night Any hardest to break. - Bruce Dickinson ogy, and their attempts to set these Iron Maiden texts with music reflecting that con- I think we can leave the bimbos tent met with some interesting results. ft********************** alone for a while. Poor things. Even "Number of the Beast" brought Mike Tyson is getting rid of his bimbo them international attention, as a metal and his evil bimbo-in-law. Good man! rage was beginning to sweep even What's happening America. This record was further aided I-el's look at one band that has made a *********************** lot of good musk—and a lot of money by the "Satanic Rock" witchhunt of — without bimbos. the early 1980s, as more people bought I've always had a great deal of the record than burned it. * TheuniversitysBrassChoirwillpresentaconcertat7:30p.m.Wednes- respect for Iron Maiden. Meanwhile, bands like Scorpions day in Brock Auditorium. The concerns free and open to thepublk.lt will Despite the economic siuaiion. they were being forced to adopt the most feature the Brass Choir and the Faculty Brass Trio, and will consist of musk ranging from the 16th -• 20th centuries. managed to lour most of Europe and ridiculous forms of bimbo promotion. Japan several times, building a small Remember their video for "Rock You Pro r - - Young * The university's music department will sponsor a Middle School but intensely loyal following. Like A Hurricane," with the band in a Twenty years of classics » — fl"** " " Honors Band and String Orcestra Day Saturday. which will be followed by And in the musk on their first two big cage playing while hordes of scan- "Wind and Wire," the husband and wife team of Todd and a concert at 7 p.m. in Brock Auditorium. The concert will feature various albums, one can hear a lot of experi- tily clad, cave bimbos climbed on the mentation and innovation as these guys cage and shook the bars, trying to get Karen Russell, perform "Opus 1," one of Todd Russell's musk by middle school children under the direction the university's musk incorporated elements of blues, rock in? compositions, as part of WEKU's 20th anniversary celebra- faculty. Attending the event will be students from 55 middle schools in and classical musk into their unique According to guitarist Rudolph Sch- tion, which was held last Sunday in the Perkins Building. Kentucky and Ohio. All events of the day are free and open to the publk. metal style. enker, they had to shoot that clip 10 or Rather than following the standard 15 times, because the members of the "am, drugs and violence" mold of band couldn't keep from breaking up You Can't Afford existingbands like Motorhead, Maiden and laughing like idiots at the asinine Not To flduertise sought* wider range of expression. antics of the attacking bimbos. Their lyrics reflect many influences Phil Todd is a graduate student in Call 622-1872 from classical literature and mythol- music composition and theory Largest in Town ^The Tanning Salon^ Now 8 beds to serve you Reduced rates to students Payment plan available Southern Hills Plaza at Credit The Family Dog MONDAY OCTOBER 31 PRIZES FOR THE BEST COSTUMES!

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\ \ A B-6 - The Eastern Progress, Thursday, October 27,1988 Sports Colonels .- Murray to be tough test in OVC game homecoming Clint RHey offensive sets lets us put more pres- Contributing writer sure on the defense," Mahoney said. The university's football learn will Junior Glen Aiterbum and sopho- for Cats be on the road again dux weekend more James Huff are Proctor's main By JefT Newton looking to take sole possession of first targets and have helped their quarter- Sports editor place in the Ohio Valley Conference. back average 207 yards passing per The university football team But in the way of the Colonels are game. dropped a bomb on the homecoming the Murray Stale University Racers Proctor also has the ability to run festivities at Western Carolina Uni- who are currently 2-5 overall and 2-1 with the ball, and he is Murray's sec- versity this weekend when the Colo- in the conference. ond leading rusher with 320 yards nels eased past the Catamounts 32-14 This weekend, the Racers sat idle behind sophomore Michael Davis. and upped their overall record to 5-2 and have had two weeks to prepare for Davis has accumulated 325 yards on the season. a Colonel team that is coming off a 32- on 82 carries this season. Coach Roy Kidd said a lot of the 14 victory over the Western Carolina "We have to do a good job defen- credit for the win should go to the University Catamounts. sively on Proctor. You just can't sit Colonels' defense, who held the Cata- "We were pretty banged up after back and defense Ihe wishbone be- mounts to 288 net yards offensively. the Tennessee State game. The week cause they run so many offensive sets." "Our defense did a good job getting off really gave us a little time to heal," Colonels' coach Roy Kidd said. us good field position," Kidd said. Racers' coach Mike Mahoney said. Although the Racer offense has The Colonels came up with four The Colonels left Ihe Western been able to generate points, the Racer interceptions on the day and recovered Carolina game practically unscathed defense has been unable to keep oppo- one rumble by the Catamounts. One place where the Colonels did nents from generating points aba Kidd said the fumbles played a big get bumped around was on the of fen- But the Murray defense is not one part in a Colonel win. si ve line that still managed to open up to be taken lightly. Offensively, the Colonels relied on holes for tailback Elroy Harris, who Led by 5-foot-ll, 215-pound so- junior tailback Elroy Harris for 177 Prograas photo/Charila Bolton gained 177 yards and ran for two touch- phomore linebacker Danny Amatoand yards rushing. Elroy Harris dashes past a Catamount during the Colonels' 32-14 win. downs against the Catamounts. 6-foot-1,175-pound sophomore Sbel- "We came down here fired up and When Mahoney was asked how his ton Burruss, the Racers have allowed just basically took control of the game," Colonels. learn would slop Harris, he said, "'What an average of 21 points per game. Harris said. ' We came down here fired up and just basically Harris capped a 76-yard drive, that did ihe other coaches say?" Special teams are where the Racers The Colonel offense dominated the took control of the game.' took 19plays,witha2-yard, untouched Although the Racers will have their have really been able to make oppos- game from start to finish gobbling up - Harris run into the Catamount end zone. problems with Harris, the Colonels ing teams take notice. 40 minutes of the possession time. The The Catamounts put another touch- will have their hands full with the An import from the great, while OVC's leading passer. 6-foot-4.205- Colonels ran 82 plays from scrim- MikeCadore. Catamounts added their first touch- down on the board later in the third North, sophomore place-kicker Greg mage, and Harris carried the ball on 40 The touchdown was Cadore's sev- quarter, but they couldn't generate pound, junior quarterback Michael Duncan of Ottawa has been hot enough down of the game. A Lorenzo Fields Proctor. of the 82 plays. enth of the season and was the same pass was intercepted and run back for any offense late in the game to hound to melt all the snow in Canada by "He is definitely the best quarter- "I don't like Elroy carrying the ball reverse play the Colonels have been a touchdown. the confident Colonel squad. making 11 of 13 field goals thus far. 40 times. He was getting a little tired scoring on all year. Campbell added another field goal back to the OVC and probably one of Duncan is 3 for 3 from 50 or more But what some may have seen as by the end of the game," Kidd said. in the fourth quarter, and the Colonels the best in the country," Mahoney yards and kicked five field goals Oct. Place-kicker James Campbell the play of the game, Cadore took the "If they give me the ball, I'll defi- came away with the victory. said. 15 against Tennessee State Uni versify showed some signs of improvement following kickoff 84 yards in 13 sec- nitely carry it," Harris said. when he converted on a 42-yard field Kidd was happy with the team's When Murray has the ball, the to tie former Colonels kicker Jamie onds and broke the backs of Ihe Cata- The Colonels first scoring drive was overall performance, and he was happy Colonels will think it is raining foot- Lovett's OVC record set in 1983. goal attempt in the second quarter. mounts for good. set up by an interception from senior "These mountains helped," he said. with Campbell's performance. balls if they are unable to contain The Colonels have not won at defensive back Myron Guy ion. "1 ain't seen mountains like this in a "It was about time we returned a "Today was very important for him," Proctor, who has passed for seven Murray since 1981 when the Colonels Harris took the Colonels into the long time." kickoff," Cadore said. Kidd said. touchdowns and 1,450 yards this sea- went to the I-AA championship. Running 84 yards in 13 seconds, end zone on the ensuing drive, and the He said he thought the kick tailed "It gave him some confidence in son when at ihe controls of the Racers "We can't go down there without Colonels never looked back. off at the last minute, but he will take isn't a lot of time to think. But it is himself, and it gave everyone else multifaceted offense. enough lime to have fears. any intensity and win. This is a big From the 14-yard line Harris needed it whatever way it comes. some confidence in him." This year, the Racers have included game, a very big game, a giant step to only two plays to get into the Cats' end "That42-yarder was good, but seven "You hope you don't get run down, Harris broke an Ohio Valley Con- a wishbone offensive set with the I- the conference championship." Kidd zone. yards back, it could have been close," and you hope there wcren'tany clips," ference scoring record for the most formation and other muluback offen- said. A missed extra point by place-kicker Campbell said. "Hey, it fell tremen- Cadore said. points in a career, with his two touch- sive sets. The game begins at 1:30 p.m. CST Brad Josselyn left the Colonels with a dous to make that kick and to be able At the half the score was 22-7 in downs. "Running the wishbone with other Saturday at Stewart Stadium 6-0 first quarter lead. to keep the team's momentum going favor of ihe Colonels. The Colonels ended the quarter with when we really needed it." 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The Eastern Progress, Thursday, October 27,1988o -— B-7O-f Volleyball team pulls Hockey team finishes dead even ByB Jeffjcfr Cheekcheek ■V~l»V«MEMHHHPMVHMHHrVHHHHHHnHHBHH»i off upset Contribu7 ting writer The Colonel field hockey team By Jeff Newton finished its regular season with a vic- Sports editor tory on the road, taking a 4-1 decision The university volleyball team pver the University of Louisville Oct. pulled a major upset, against the Uni- 19 and battling Ohio University to a 2- versity of Georgia Friday night. 2 tie this past week at Hood Field, to In front of full stands, the Colonels finish the season 7-7-2. downed the Bulldogs in a marathon The Colonels won over U of L by five-game match. the same margin of victory they did The Colonels won the opening game two weeks ago. 15-13. Despite a rough field and playing Georgia wouldn't die in the second under lights for the first time this sea- game, pulling out to an early 6-2 lead. son, the Colonels managed to keep the The Bulldogs held on to the lead and Cardinals in check. went on to win the second game 15-12. The Colonels jumped on the Cardi- holding off a surge by the Colonels nals quickly and were led by junior midway through the match. Kelly Kiernan. who scored the game's In game three, Georgia won with- first two goals. « out challenge and teemed to have Senior Karen Tatum added a goal control of the match. as did freshman Michelle Herbig. The score for game three was 15-6 "Louisville was a good game for us in favor of the Bulldogs. as we needed to play well, and we did," However, the Colonels, relentless Colonels' coach Linda Sharpless said. in their quest for a win, pulled away to Against Ohio, the Colonels just a 14-7 lead. couldn't put the game away. Georgia stormed back lo tie it all up The Colonels jumped out lo a 1-0 at 14 and at IS. The match teemed lead but saw Ohio tie the score soon deadlocked until Tricia Bun delivered after. two service aces lo win the fourth The Colonels went ahead again 2-1 game 17-15. but couldn't hold the lead. Ohio tied In the final game, the Colonels held the score, and that is how the game Prograaa photo/Bit Lackey command and won the match 15-12, ended in regulation play. for the upset. Battling through two overtime pe- Sherri Bennedict dribbles up field during a game last week. "These kids were awesome," Coach riods, neither team was able lo score. Geri Pol vino said. The Colonels out shot Ohio 31-21 game's first goal with a well-executed The Colonels out shot Southern Polvino said Georgia played the for the game. a season record of 10-2-1 and it coav Colonels tough on every point and backhand shot Illinois 24-11 but fell short on the inginio the tournament following wins "We played well offensively as our scoreboard. didn't give up anything because of passing game was very good, but we Now the Colonels have their sight against the University of Michigan. 'Two weekend ago, against South- St Louis University and Southwest mental mistakes. just had a few breakdowns on defense set on repeating as champions of the They didn't give us a thing. We em Illinois, we didn't play a very good Missouri State University. that hurt us," Sharpless said. Midwest Independents Tournament, game. We had just played Southwest can't intimidate anyone," Polvino said. which gets under way Friday in St "Northern Illinois is a pretty good "Our transition play from defense Missouri, and we were just drained," team and is playing well right now." WUh die average height of the to offense... we didn' t do as well aa we Louis. Georgia players being considerably Sharpless said Sharpless said. had been doing." The Colonels will meet Southern "I think if we are all healthy, we taller than that of the Colonels, it is Tam Haley bad an outstanding Illinois University at Carbondale, in will be more than capable of winning easy 10 see why they aren't intimidat- game for us. She saved us a couple of its opening contest Friday.*' Sharpless said. ing, but Polvino said her team held on times on defense and scored a goal and strong and never lost their composure. had an assist, too," Sharpless said. But the Colonels, seeded fifth in And if the Colonels win that con- "They were just tired of losing," Progress phota/BHI Lackey "Kris Ohler also had a crucial de- this year's tournament have a long test, their next opponent will be No. 1 Polvino said. fensive save for us." Sharpless said. road to follow if they want to repeat as seeded and 20th ranked Northern Illi- "All the things we have been work- Kathy Murray sets. "Overall, we played pretty well as champions. nois University. Northern Illinois hat ing on finally started falling into place, She said the Colonels must work we did a lot of good things." Southern Illinois, playing at home, and we didn't beat ourselves,'* the harder on their spike coverage to main- Senior Tammy Vrooman had the defeated the Colonels two weekends said. tain the winning edge. Colonels'other goal as she scored the ago, in a hard-fought 1-0 battle. With the win comes rejuvenated The match lasted two hours and 40 spirit for the remaining season. 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! B-8 -- The Eastern Progress, Thursday, October 27, 1988 Women Colonels can't afford loss in coming games other Withus:.*. only«.1.. >^three —- AL!—W-llOhio Valley ** Con- ^■" ference games to be played in the Par... regular season for the Colonels, Coach for the course uses for Roy Kidd and his team will have lo keep a raised level of intensity if they 5» are lo win the rest of their OVC match- ups and go on to the Division I-AA football playoffs. By Sberri Sarros Going into Murray Slate Univer- Staff writer sity this weekend, the Colonels have a Jeff Newton Football is a game whose purpose 5-2 overall record. The remainder of eludes many women. the Colonels' games will be crucial in This will be especially a tough task This certain ly does not mean women their quest for a playoff berth. for the Colonels. This season they have do not enjoy many of the benefits foot- The Murray game is going to be the shown some weaknesses in their de- ball has to offer. It just means that stepping stone for the Colonels. They fensive secondary. women have a more refined, sophisti- must win against Murray and Middle They will have to have the intensity cated view of the sport. Tennessee Stale University if they want they had against Western Carolina to win the conference outright. Women may enjoy watching a foot- University if they hope lo beat Mur- ball game but realize when a look is The chances of a co-championship ray. taken beneath the surface, all there is team going to the play-offs are signifi- Down the road, if theuniversity left is a bunch of guys running around cantly less than the chances of an manages to get past Murray, the Colo- in tight, little pants and padded shoul- outright conference winner. nels have a tough task when they take ders. In other words, the Colonels need on Middle Tennessee. These men have been a true inspira- to win the OVC to guarantee a berth in Middle Tennessee beat Western tion to the fashion world. the playoffs. Only an outright winner Kentucky University early in the sea- For example, let's take a look at the is guaranteed a berth: Co-champions son. This should tell us something. We uniforms. must hope their national ranking is didn't beat Western. Men, did you catch that? No, of good enough to get them into the play- Many Colonel fans would like to course not Women arc the only people offs. think their team will win the confer- who really sec a football player's uni- Middle Tennessee is ranked in the ence without any problems. form. tcp 10 in the country. The Colonels are This simply isn't true. Granted, a man will most likely ranked 14th. The only other team the Colonels know what color uniform belongs to If the two teams are ranked c lose I y have faced that has given them as which team, but that is where his aes- together near the end of the season, much trouble as Middle Tennessee thetic sense comes to an abrupt stop. then the Colonels run the risk of not will, is Marshall University. Fortunately, many women possess going to the playoffs. To assure a berth in playoff play, a sixth sense that allows them to pick That word is "food." to go forward 10 yards. At this point, The concept of the huddle is proba- One problem the Colonels will face the Colonels will have to win the rest winning teams often by color alone. Men will not ignore this word, but extremely large men run into each bly the least understood area of foot- is beating Murray. of their conference games. Vibrantly colored teams such as take warning — if they find it is a false other in order to cither steal the ball or ball by men. Women know exactly The Colonels have not won a game Let's not forget they also will have those wearing yellow, red or bright alarm, the woman who uttered (his get the ball down the field. what is discussed during this time, but in Murray since 1981. to beat Morehcad Stale University in blue, generally fare belter than those word should fear for her life. Now, throughout (he game, a man men like lo go on believing that ex- Another problem the Colonels will their last regular season game. The For those women who arc unsure of wearing more dull colors such as gray vill tell women a lot is going on, but traordinary strategies are being have is shutting down the No. 1 passer last time Morehead beat the Colonels or brown. But of course, this is only a the basics of football, perhaps this ex- never believe that. mapped out. in the OVC, Michael Proctor. was in 1971. generality. planation can shed some light. These men just keep bumping into Another point that intrigues many At a game, two teams play each In reality, it is the huddle master's each other, and every so often, when a duty to keep fellow players up-to-date Basketball kickoff planned for Halloween women is the drastic-personal ity- other on a big field. referee thinks a player has done some- on his latest female conquests. The Progress staff report changc phenomenon, which women The players' purpose is to get a thing wrong, he will throw pretty, little, mage of the season. often fallI victim lo during the course of little, brown ball to their designated football huddle is the origin of all yellow towels in the air. pick-up lines men use on women. The university's men's and Following the women's scrimmage, a game. Some women believe that end of the field. Coaches arc extremely important women's basketball teams will kick the men's basketball team will begin football induces out-of-body experi- When this is done, crowds roar, Often the audience will notice that to any team. players will clap their hands when off the 1988-89 season during the third their scrimmage at approximately 6:15 ences. television viewers stand and yell, six They make the whole sport look annual Goonics, Goblins & Ghosts p.m. One sign women should watch for points arc scored by the team and the leaving the huddle. This just means like it is important. They pace, wear they all thought the huddle master's Halloween nighton Monday in Alumni There will be no admission charge is a man's eyes glazing over. player responsible for the touchdown headphones, get angry at referees and Coliseum Once this happens, men arc oblivi- spikes the ball or does a back flip. new lines sounded pretty good, and for the scrimmages, but there will be chew tobacco in order to accomplish they'll have to try them out sometime. At 5:15 p.m. the university's $1 charge for those wishing to attend ous to the world until the end of the Since only men play this game, it their job. game. lakes them a long time to get the foot- When the men clap, women around women's basketball team will take to the haunted house held at 7 p.m.. in the Women are well aware of the fact the world shudder. the court for the team's first scrim- auxiliary gymnasium. It is of no use to yell "lire!" "Rape!" ball to their particular end of the field. coaches are just men who are too old or "Help!" because even these drastic Therefore, there is a whole lot of to play the game but can't bear the measures have no effect on a football- planning, devising, scheming and thought of leaving football forever. BREAKFAST • BURGERS • SALADS • & MORE BURGERS • SALAD watching man. calculating going on among grown On the whole, you could say Fortunately, women still have one men to get this little, brown ball where coaches arc a large group of men pre- attention grabber available to them in it needs to be. tending not to go through mid life cri- case of an emergency. 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