THE RICE THRESHER
Volume LXVI, Number 17 Rice University, Houston Texas Thursday, November 30, 1978 Ex-Editor Parker Found Guilty in University Court
Kevin L. McKenna discussion every week in Senate "Summer Management" was Parker also failed to insure Last year's Thresher editor, meetings. The investigation paid $850. Paid commissions Last year's Thresher lost that the $5,575 profit from the $6400 under Parker's Philip Parker was found guilty revealed that $2600 was paid totalling $6400 for "production 1976-77 Thresher was placed of charges brought against him without the approval of the wages" was found to have been editorship. This year's into the reserve fund used to Thresher showed a profit gain by the Student Association Senate for a production paid without the approval of improve the operations of the Senate in University Court. manager and unauthorized the S.A. Senate. of $14,000 on operations paper. through November 6, 1978. The Court ruled that Parker violated the S.A. Constitution by improperly creating salaried staff positions and paying Campanile Heads Receive Wage Increases unauthorized wages. He was also cited for failing to place the Bert Baker may be divided among the are not paid, like college Mathre, such things as gasoline profits of the 1976-77 Thresher Earlier this month, the staff. presidents and social chairmen. money, small expenditures like into the reserve fund as editor and business manager of The payment of staff was Those for the payment of staff paper clips and staples and explicitly required by the The Campanile went before the also an issue in SA discussion. contested that to pay staff $25- meals missed because of hard Constitution. P a r ker's Student Association senate to In the end, the decision was 50 each would be a cost of .25 to work near deadlines. payment of bonuses was ask for wage increases. The made to continue paying staff each blanket tax payer. The Mathre estimated that with upheld by the Court since these Senate agreed to pay The members. No staff members Campanile editor and business gasoline at .17 per mile, the payments were not explicitly Campanile editor a new have fffeen paid from last year, manager feel that they need to $300 request was not overly- denied by the Constitution. maximum of $1,000; the however. be paying staff so that if a staff demanding. She estimated one In handing down its maximum was formerly $900. Persuasive arguments were member is not doing his job, trip per week to pick up decision, the Court recom- The business manager is given on both sides as to they can threaten to not pay advertising and three trips a mended to Dr. Sam Carrington now allowed a maximum of whether staff payment was fair him. week to the cumpua aji that Parker be reprimanded for $500 plus twenty per cent of all and necessary. Those against Previously, the editor and Campanile business (she is off- campus). his failure as editor to prevent ad revenue after payment of ad staff payment cited the fact that business manager also had $90 Debate in the Senate the misuse of Thresher and commissions; this amount Was 90 per cent of the money to pay each for personal, unaccounted student blanket tax funds. The staff would come from student for'expenses. Helen Toombs, centered on whether students formerly twenty per cent of ad should pay for the fact that an decision also stipulated that revenues. blanket taxes. This was editor, and Becky Mathre, interpreted as a situation where officer of a student organ- Parker be available to the S.A. This year's Campanile business manager, wanted this students would be paying ization is off-campus. Senate for help in making projects $2,500 at least in ad figure increased to $300 each. students to do work that was changes in the Constitution revenue and twenty per cent of The Student Association A compromise of $225 each not much more difficult or and that he present to the Court this would be $500, so the Financial Committee advised was arrived at for the editor's more excruciating than many his own list of changes in the business manager this year an increase of $150 each. These and business manager's student jobs for which students Constitution. should earn around $1,000 expenses include, according to personal expense accounts. The Court will forward the also. 'The party of the year' list to the S.A. Senate upon its In order to determine determination that satisfactory payments to the editor and effort was afforded it by the business manager, The Archi Arts Revives Tradition former editor. Campanile must first Rolf Asphaug of the Archi-Arts affairs was appearing as angels and S.A. President Roy Beller determine the profit from the After a ten-year hiatus, the the costumes. Rice students demons, kings and cock- prosecuted the case on behalf year's operation. Then, traditional Archi-Arts Ball is displayed their imaginative roaches. of the Student Association. depending on how large the returning to Rice University. talents through the years by continue'.! on pay, The charges he presented were profit is, a percentage is put in All students, faculty members, drawn up by the S. A. Financial the reserve fund. The editor alumni and guests are invited to Committee after a six-month and business manager then the 1979 Ball January 27 at 9:00 investigation, an in-depth split the profit that is left up to p.m. opinion by the University's the maximum amounts. If This year's theme, "Metro- Interna] Auditor and there is any money left over, it polis," will take place downtown in the three-storv sky lobby connecting One and Students Voice Opinions on Two Houston Center high « above San Jacinto Street. Rice Food Service Quality Entertainment and dance music at the black tie or gaudy The new Rice Food students which will allow them costume affair will be provided Committee serves as a bridge to express their opinions on by the 20-piece Johnny Dyson between the students and food entrees, vegetables, salads, Orchestra as well as a six-piece service in order to give the breads and desserts. These contemporary band. Naturally students a voice in the planning desires will be compiled and there will be an open bar and of their menus. Headed by used to prepare the eight week lavish hors d'oeuvres. Free Joyce Rulsash of the College Master Cycle, which will be parking will be available. Food Service, the committee periodically updated to match Tickets for the Archi-Arts will prepare an eight week changing student opinions. Ball go on sale December 1st at menu cycle which will It is important that your the Architecture Department. concentrate on what the individual ideas reach the Food The price is $ 15 per student and students want to eat and how Committee. Please take time to $20 for faculty members, often they want to eat it, fill out the surveys and see you alumni, and guests. keeping economic feasibility in College Food Representative From 1922 until 1969, the mind. for help on specific problems. Archi-Arts Ball was the high Suggestions are always mark of the Rice party circuit. Each college has a The costume ball first appeared representative to the committee welcome, too! The College Food Reps are: as "La Masque Espanol" at who is charged with getting Autry House in February 1922, students' opinions, complaints, while the football stadium was and suggestions. Working with Monica Strauss—Jones the party site in 1969. Themes Ms. Rubash, these students can Sherry Spears—Brown ranged from Shakespeare to try to solve any food service Cindy Peterson-Baker problems in the colleges and the subterranean, from "The Andy Pantos—Lovett City at Night" to "Xanadu." effect workable changes John Ghidoni—Will Rice desired by the students. Locales for the event included a Steve ("Dr. Knob") Cofbato- warehouse and a church. Sid Rich During the next month, a Matt Schreck-Wiess No matter what the theme or survey will be taken among the Bill Leddy—Hanszen location, the distinctive quality Original costume from the Archi-Arts Ball. The Rice Thresher, November 30, 1978, Page 2 Editorials Tighter Security Can No Longer Be Ignored
To the Editor and nor should individual colleges viable escort service in the University Security Committee have to take on the security stadium lot and commuter lot responsibility on an individual areas where the present escort Two years ago, as the assault basis. This is a university service is non-existent. problem at Rice University security problem that affects all Because we need a greater became serious, a voluntary of us and the security of its commitment to the security escort service was established members is a responsibility that problem and because this with pedestrian escorts. Yet Rice University should take on expanded escort service implies today a great security problem without hesitation. more man hours at later hours, still remains, as attacks and The University of Texas has I feel it would be reasonable for assaults on campus are still been willing to invest time and the university to hire escorts Psychological Suicide occuring. cost on a full time basis in whether they be students or The establishment of an establishing a university escort part time Rice employees. It is escort service was a step in the service and the results have ridiculous to assume that any Leaves No Options right direction, but much been good. From any point on comprehensive escort service Michelle Leigh Heard remains to be done with regard campus, a phone call to the can be run on a strictly As I read the stories about the mass suicide in Guyana, I ask to this security problem. As of university escort service voluntary basis without pay. myself what it all really means. What power could persuade a now, the present escort service quickly dispatches a van to pick Skeptics will point out that mother to spoon-feed grape Kool-Aid mixed with cyanide to a is woefully inadequate. up the person in need of an this plan involves greater costs, two-month-old child? I would think that among 900 people, Presently only a small part of escort. but once again, it is worth the someone would stand up and say, "Hey, this is wrong." From the the campus is adequately The UT service includes: cost, for the alternative of newspaper accounts, I understand that there a few who did, but covered. The outlying areas 1) numerous phones around doing nothing is not a good they were shouted down to silence by the crowd. such as Herman Brown, the campus and in campus one. It is also helpful to look at In a class discussion Monday Dr. William Martin said, "It's not gymnasium and the Space buildings by which to call the the success of the University of as if Jim Jones gave those people any options. No one thought, Science building areas have escort service, 2) a dispatcher/ Texas' escort service. Just as we 'Well, I'll just go over to Georgetown and hop a plane back to the access to escorts, but a operator who receives these call cannot argue with its success, States.' " considerable wait is involved in and radios escort requests to we cannot ignore the Reports that Jones tricked the fanatical members of the waiting for the escort to walk radio equipped vans and 3) a shortcomings of the present People's Temple into mass suicide by telling them it was only a out to these buildings after the paid staff (as opposed to a Rice system. Whether parts of "drill" are hardly believable. Nine hundred people don't just die in service has been called. The volunteer staff) that runs and this plan accepted or not, I five minutes. Those who followed the first few who drank the wait involved is a strong works the escort service with hope some effort is made to poison must have seen them going into convulsions and gasping disincentive for using the escort greater reliability and more improve the present service. fo«breath; they knew what was going on. service in these areas, as people hour coverage. Certainly, it is possible that the hundreds were drawn to obey Jones are more likely to "chance it much larger cost is involved, - Sincerely, because they knew no other way. He had been the one to make this once" in order to save time. but I would think that it is Greg Woodhams every decision relevant to their lives for so long. He told them Some areas, such as the worth it. Baker 1980 what kind of work to do, what to eat, when to get up in the buildings with no phones, the We could employ the basics morning, when to go to bed, and with whom to sleep. Jones stadium and the commuter of this plan here at Rice with started in California and promised people no more problems in lots, have no means by which to several adaptations. Escorts Mr. Woodhams, their lives by moving to South America and many people bought call an escort. Thus, obviously could be dispatched in radio I agree with your position it. He offered security and stability to those who had not been very these areas have no escort equipped "gnome carts" that something must be done secure or stable on their own. service. instead of vans. Gnome carts but we all know the Rice Secluded in Guyana from any alternative input, 900 people Although people do have would have advantages over administration is not exactly dropped the tough job of .living as a human being. Most of them occasion to journey to and vans in getting to buildings and famous for taking prompt could not cope with tension-filled situations in their personal lives from the parking lots, the in economy. They have advan- action on this kind of student and were thus susceptible to the appeal of a man who said that he Space Science Building, the tages over pedestrian escorts in need. In fact, it has been my had all the answers. RMC and Herman Brown at that the wait for an escort is experience that the students If it happened in Guyana or California, it could happen in any hour of the night, the escort shortened particularly in the have very little voice at all in Texas, so don't fool yourself. At the beginning of this^semester, a service does not provide escorts outlying areas of the campus matters that make the big fifth-year Rice architecture student left everything he had to join at all hours of the night. Since it where the security problem is differences. the Moonies in California. He only spent one weekend at one of is run on a voluntary basis, it the greatest. The expense and trouble their retreats and he was hooked. So, yes, even Rice people can be can never really be expected to The quicker ride back to the involved with phone instal- taken in by these groups. either. Once again, we are passenger's destination is a lation and paid escorts goes Many people think they are smart enough to spot a religious presented with another further incentive for using this unquestioned at UT because cult which presents a facade of non-violence and love to cover the shortcoming in our present escort service. they have 45,000 students and twisted dogma and distorted minds of the leaders. As children, my escort service. In addition to placing the plenty of rich alumni who don't brothers and I would see the Hare Krishnas or flower children on What I propose is a greater phones in all campus buildings, want their daughters raped. the corners downtown and laugh. We would say, "Look at those commitment to the escort "drive up" phones should also Some way must be found to weirdos." Like so many other people in this world, we thought we service and the security of be placed in each of the parking make the Rice campus safer for could spot a rip off a mile away. Yet it is obvious that the deceit of members of \he university by lots whereby a person could students, but I don't see it Rev. Jim Jones was not spotted by many people in California and Rice University. The assault drive up to the phone and coming any time soon. Guyana, and when they are ripping you off for your life, it's not so problem is not just Brown's or request that an escort be funny. Jones' or Lovett's or Baker's, dispatched. This would provide Michelle Heard The Rice Thresher Editor Michelle Leigh Heard Managing Editor Jamie Strauss Business Manager Jay T. Oliphant AM Advertising Editor — Dale Charletta Copy Editor Honest Al Hirshberg Contributing Editors Franz Brotzen, Patty Cronkright, Richard Dees, Clint Hicks, Randal Jones, Matt Muller, Mary McLeese, Kathryn Payne, Martha Ramos, Steve Sailer, Elisa Ugarte Back Page Editor John Szalkowski Sports Chris Bounds, Kevin Golden, Norma Gonzales, Barry Jones. Pete Schwab, - Keith Schneiie, Alison F Whittemore m Cartoonists Rolf Asphaug, Dale Charletta, Randy Furlong, Jeff Kerr Humor .Michael Cruzcosa, Richard Dees Production. Debbie Davies, Richard Dees, Bert Baker, Clint Hicks, Wendy Kilpairick, mm Geri Snider, John Szalkowski Circulation Martha Espinosa, Tim Haney The official student newspaper of Kice University, The Rice Thresher, is published on Thursdays during the school year except during examination periods and holidays. 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Copyright 1978 by The Rice Thresher, All Rights Reserved. k; The Rice Thresher, November 30, 1978, Page 3 Architecture Sponsors Return of Lavish Ball continued from page 1 which she showered the guests sandwiches were offered for a pregnant nun, won the on a year's social probation, In 1923 the "Deep Sea Ball" with guilded feathers." breakfast. costume contest. All of this got according to one professor. saw Autry House made up to The first Archi-Arts Costumes were outrageous the School of Architecture put look like a subterranean cave, "incident" took place in 1937. throughout the Fifties: in 1954 a its walls decorated with The theme for that year was to man came dressed as Coney phosphorescent paintings of be the "Danse Macabre," but Island, while next year's party fish and sunken ships strewn certain school officials raised a featured someone as a heap of about the flor. A large dragon ruckus and the these was moss. To the 1956 "Millarium lay on one side of the room; it redesignated "Paradise Aureum" a couple came had "a wide-stretched mouth Regained." Due to the hasty disguised as Ionic columns. A through which, at midnight, a theme change, costumes turned large eyeball merited attention shrimp salad course was out to be a mixture of heaven in 1958. served. Many carousers came and hell. The orchestra was The 1964 Archi-Arts Ball was as sailors or bathing beauties, dressed as angels "fresh from a undoubtedly the most but "several varieties of fish" Green Pastures fish fry." Three provocative of all. The theme also appeared. Sketches and people came in suits and very was "Daemonia," "Harry pageants were big in the large papier mache masks Guffee and the Bedbugs" Twenties—this party had four labeled as Watkin, Lovett, and played. Costumes ranged from trained "seals" displaying Chillman. A piquant note was sod heaps to hunchbacks. Two remarkable intelligence in added by the burlesque students, dressed as a priest and arithmetical calculation. What pageant, which gave more than Rice students go all out to design the wildest costumes imaginable else would one expect from a hint of the cause of the sudden Rice party? change in the theme of the ball. Join Foreign Affairs Conference T a ma 1 e s, coffee and Wartime sobriety took hold Rice has been invited to send Middle East and Africa. Undergraduate Affairs, J 01 ambrosia were served at the in the Forties, but in 1938 Edna one student delegate to the 1924 Aztec Ball, and "Miss Dalrymple wowed the crowd Students interested in being Lovett Hall, no later than nineteenth annual Foreign considered for selection as the December 12, 1978. Additional Anna Helen Koch gave an with her frog dance, and in 1939 Affairs Conference sponsored unusual dance number in and Rice delegate to this conference information concerning the by the United States Naval should send their name, conference is available in the Academy to be held at the address, telephone number, Dean's Office. PLACEMENT OFFICE INTERVIEWS Naval Academy in Annapolis and Christmas vacation from April 17 to April 20 next Round trip airfare to and address, together with a brief from the conference will be DATE GRADUATE SCHOOLS spring. The topic of the statement of their interest in the conference will be United covered by Rice; meais and topic for discussion to the lodging for all participants win 12/5 Northwestern University, MBA States Foreign Policy in the office of the Dean of be provided by the Conference. DATE COMPANIES Study in Norway this Summer 12/6 Texas Eastern Transmission The International Summer students, teachers, and other courses for professionals in 12/8 Hercules Research Center School at the University of profesional people from 50 specific areas are Urban and Oslo in Oslo, Norway, is countries to its 33rd session Regional Planning, Medical preparing to welcome 300 beginning on June 23 and Care and Public Health ending August 3, 1979. Services in Norway, and The Summer School, Physical Education in organized in 1947 for American Scandinavia. The topics in the students who wanted to study latter course range from in Norway, has. steadily traning in glacier climbing to 'attracted a more and more programs for the handicapped. GET THEM A PRESENT diverse student body. About half of the 1978 participants The University certifies all were from the U. S. The rest courses, and credits are FOR THEIR came from 49 other nations, transferable to most U. S. and including both the People's Canadian institutions. The Republic of China and the basic fee for board, room, FUTURE. USSR. registration, and course-related English is the language of excursions for the six-week instruction. Undergraduate session varies from $800 to and graduate courses are $1,100, depending on which offered in art, literature, courses are taken. No tuition is HP-31E history, economics, sociology, paid by the students as this is music, international relations, covered by the Norwegian education and political science educational system. Two years $60.00 —all from a Norwegian of college are required for perspective and taught by admission. Norwegian faculty. Four levels Residents of the U. S. and of intensive instruction in Canada can obtain a complete Norwegian language are also catalog and application form available. 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the "toy" and its owner. The Franz Brotzen firing if he doesn't comply) could easily have degenerated Through moderation, we are film wanders at this point, and Richard plays along with the into Jerry-Lewis-level idiocy. spared both political harangue even borders on over- game. Instead, the sight-gags and use and nonsensical antics. The sentimentality. Nevertheless, if Being in the child's custody, of slapstick remain intelligent. Written and Directed result is a warm film containing you must take a younger sibling hilarious moments alongside as it were, affords Richard They are within the realm of the by Francis Veber to the movies during vacation, social critique. some excellent opportunities to story, and don't sidetrack it merely to get laughs. and wish to avoid being bored Who says political state- For the leading role Veber be poignant and humorous at the same time. Here the Veber's greatest problem lies and/or insulted by the usual ments can't be funny? Granted: cast Pierre Richard, a comic made-for-children drivel, then actor (The Tall Blond Man director displays an uncanny in resolving the increasingly most people would not intricate relationship between The Toy is your salvation. immediately associate such With One Black Shoe) who sense of control, for the action concepts as the wage-slave and knows when to be funny and the surplus value of labor with when not to. Richard plays a uproarious comedy. (It's journalist thrown into an m difficult to imagine Marx and absurd situation. Employed by Engels chortling over a private a major periodical, he is sent to joke, or for that matter, the cover the opening of a huge toy Keystone cops on strike for the store. A young boy spots him right to bargain collectively.) and "chooses" him while he is But The Toy attempts to do just standing among a group of mannequins. Unfortunately for > that. And to a large measure, this witty French import Richard, the boy happens to be achieves its goal. his boss' son, who is used to getting what he wants. Goaded Writer/director Veber's by the promise of a bonus (and tactic is to keep these divergent threatened with immediate elements within limits. National Holiday for Elvis "'mm**,
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/INEMAI & IX WESTHEIMER 626- WDRW TRAVEI AdvisoRs 4600 POST OAK PLACE . SUITE 250 . HOUSTON, TEXAS 77027 . 713/960-9160 • TELEX 77-4230 Fine Arts The Rice Thresher, November 30, 1978, Page 5 Strengths Emerge in Campanile Orchestra Randall Jones an otherwise successtul thunderbolts at the orchestra. giving it direction and among the players. Mr. The Campanile Orchestra reading. His is rather an understated excitement. Burdick is always looking for under the direction of Alan The orchestra achieved a style—unobtrusive, concise, capable orchestra members, Burdick gave its inaugural really admirable sound with and purposeful. The Borodin All told, the Campanile's and anyone who is interested concert in Hamman Hall on lovely balance among the had some ensemble problems, first performance was a success can communicate with him Tuesday, November 21. The 80 sections with the ever-famous but the orchestra finally unified which revealed definite through the Shepherd School members of the group are Schubert Symphony no. 8, itself in the third movement. potential and team effort Office. drawn mostly from the "Unfinished." However, I must community with a few students disagree with Mr. Burdick's of the Shepherd School. As tempo choices. With the slower almost anyone who has played tempos, more concentration is in a high school band or a non- inevitably required of the professional group knows, players and this concentration trying to put together a strong was lacking. I also felt that a amateur ensemble is difficult; slightly quickened tempo and as can be expected, the would have lent the music more Campanile group has obvious underlying mystery and weaknesses. But it also has tension. Nevertheless, some some very strong points. good solo playing came Notable among these strengths through, particularly from the are the woodwind and brass first flute and oboe. sections, which are both The second half consisted of composed of very adept the Borodin Symphony no. 2 in musicians. B minor; however unimagin- The program began with ative this piece may be as a Rossini's Overture to "An work of art, Mr. Burdick led Italian in Algiers." Although the orchestra in a sound The Shepherd School Brass Quintet, an all-student ensemble, will perform on Thursday, December 7, at 4 the group seemed to grasp the interpretation. It is refreshing p.m. in Hamman Hall. Pictured are Geary Rachel and Rush Seldon, Trumpet; Randall Turgeon, horn: character of the piece, the to see a conductor who doesn't William Davis, trombone; and John Bland, tuba. tuning in the first and second feel it incumbent upon himself violins cast a long shadow on to breathe fire and hurl Island Natives Boogie on Beach Geri Snider Unfortunately, Matrix bogged CLASSES FOR JANUARY 27, 1979 GMAT five shows—the "Something for Wind, sand and stars was the Everyone Show," Blues Show, down in their last number and 24 HOUR COURSES setting Saturday night for the Fusion, Big Band (featuring drew it out too 1 ong. Section 251-G SECTION 252-G "Fusion Show" of the three day Count Basie and his Orchestra) While Matrix played up on SAT., JAN 13 9:30 AM SUN., JAN. 14 9:00 AM jazz festival on Galveston and Be Bop. the stage, I daydreamed in my TUES., JAN. 16 6:30 PM SUN., JAN. 14 2:00 PM Island. The First Annual beach chair and a girl in a JAN. 18 6:30 PM WEDS, JAN. 17 6:30 PM Fusion is the state of jazz THURS., Galveston Jazz Festival offered flowing copper dress danced in SAT., JAN. 20 9:30 AM SUN., JAN. 21 1:00 PM today, a mixture of jazz, rock JAN. 23 6:30 PM TUES., JAN. 23 6:30 PM the sand a short distance from TUES., and funk. The crowd that came THURS., JAN 25 6:30 PM THURS., JAN. 25 6:30 PM the crowd. She flowed and to hear the Pat Metheny SECTION 261-G swayed to the music with the Quartet, Matrix and Flora WEEKEND SAT., JAN. 20 9 AM 6 PM PREVENT spontaneity and joy that more Purim with Aerto was small COURSE SUN., JAN. 21 9 AM 6 PM restrained members of the and relaxed. There were many IN SECTIONS 251-G AND 252-G ALL CLASSES ARE FOUR HOURS: A TOTAL OF TWENTY-FOUR audience acknowledged by HOURS: TUITION $175 SECTION 261-G IS TWO DAYS: A TOTAL OF EIGHTEEN HOURS: TUITION musicians in the audience, INCLUDES ALL MATERIALS, "EXTRA HELP" AND ADMISSIONS COUNSELING tapping their feet. along with medical students When Matrix finished we from University of Texas' waited an hour before Flora Galveston branch and other Purim's group showed. They -Zip diverse characters. GIVE TO played two songs and finally Please enroll me in GMAT section The Pat Metheny group was Flora came out. She was worth I enclose a check or money order in the amount of: w boring, but the energetic music waiting for. •$250 for the 40 hour course •$175 for the 24 hour course of Matrix put some zip into the Flora Purim, who once •$105 for the 18 hour course AT PAfPARATION COURSE audience. Their them is •$ 25 for the non-refundable deposit, creditable to tuition, to reserve a 11138 Ccdartiurit accompanied Chick Corea. is place in the section. Reservations are held until one-half hour after the Houston, TIIH 77096 development and some of their (713) 721-M20 from Brazil as is also the group beginning of the first class. THIS SPACE CONTRIBUTED BY THE PUBLISHER •Please send me more information songs reflected a philosophy who backed her. Her songs about life and states of being. were explorations or demon- Wizards was a sensuous, strations of sound. She sang in moody piece while Mt. Olive, a low, full volumes but released commentary on war, was at sharp high cries that were not times raucous and at other so much notes as they were moments peacefully lulling. pure sound. The audience sat PASADENA Another selection, Galadriel, mesmerized by her perfor- inspired by Tolkien's Lord of mance and drifted away at the Qie&*/£TEXA S the Rings, was lovely. end in a surreal daze. 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High scorer for Rice was logged their first victory of the The Owls brought their record sophomore Laura Jo Manning season Tuesday night against to 1• 3 with a 61-45 triumph. with 23 points. Freshmen Goya Women's Basketball Quails and Pat Krieger had 19 and 12 points respectively. Nov 30 Thursday University of Houston 7:00 Home Next up on the schedule is a Dec. 2 Saturday Texas Christian University 2.00 PM There home game against the Dec. 7 Thursday North Harris County College 5:30 Home University of Houston, Dec. 9 Saturday Angelina College 5:30 There Thursday, November 30, at Jan. 12 Friday St. Mary's College 7:30 There 7:00 p.m. Jan. 13 Saturday San Antonio College ! :00 PM There Jan. 16 Tuesday Southern Methodist Univ. 5:30 Home Jan. 18 Thursday Lamar University 7:00 Home Jan. 20 Saturday Texas Christian University 2:00 PM Home Rice Women Jan. Monday University of Houston 5:45 There Swim Tonight Jan. 274 ?Wednesda y San Jacinto College 7 00 Home Jan. 26 Friday St. Mary's College 7:00 Home At University Jan. 29 Monday Southern Methodist University5:00 There. Jan. .31 Wednesday Prairie View- 5:30 Home of Houston Feb. 3 Saturday Lamar University 5:15 There Feb. 6 Tuesday Texas Southern University 7:00 Then. Rice women swimmers Feb. 9-M )Fri. Sat. Houston Tournament Fonde Rec Cer travel across town tonight to Feb. 12 Monday North Harris County College 5:30 There OWLS the University of Houston for a Feb 15-17Thurs. - Sa t.TAiAW Bi-Zone Championship Tarleton St. Ur Feb 22 Thurs. - Sa t.TAiAW State Championships Midwestern M; GO: dual meet. The men head for Dallas Friday, December 1, lor the SWC Invitational, a two- day event to be held at SMU. Coach Fred Breckwoldt was LEARN BARTENDING pleased with his teams' showing "The Professional Way' Women and Men at the Rice Relays in the season ' INTERNATIONAL SARIENDING Day or Evening Classes debut for both men and INSHTU'E women. The lady Owls took . Approved by the Texas State Board of Education second in the six-team meet, . Full or Part Time Employment while the men finished third. . Home Entertainment . Job Placement Assistance Overall winner was Nex . 40-Hour Course Mexico State. 666-5020 COLLEGE STUDENTS! Work on temporary job assignments during school breaks Norrell offers top pay and there is no fee. We have clerical as well as light industrial (warehouse) jobs for a day, a week or longer. You can earn a minimum of S250.00 during the Christmas Holidays. Go to work when you want. Join the many people who sup- plement college expenses by working when and where you want with the com- Free Pregnancy Testing pany where people make the difference. 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Kirby Edwards, for Arroyo hit Preng from 35 yards Ann Brinkman and Sarah Deadlines successful completion of the WRC, lofted a 60 yard TD to and Orr hit Williams from one Barnaby to keep their squad new West Wing of the gym. If it Greg Kincaid but it was called yard away after a diving catch alive. Women's Basketball and is complete play will begin on back for encroachment and by Vaugh. Volley-wall-ball entries are due time. Otherwise it will be that was as close as WRC came Sid Rich plays Wiess next for Basketball by 4:00 p.m. on December 8. delayed for a short period. to getting points on the board. the chance to go to the finals. Men's and Co-ed Volleyball, Greg Arroyo hit Matt Williams A League Men's Handball Singles & Touch Football from 3 and Orr hit Williams Doubles (Novice & Regular); from 20 as the half ended with a Women's College Basketball Badminton Doubles; Squash & The first college game was score of 18-0. Best and Brightest played Racquetball Mixed Doubles; played last week and Sid Rich Bart McAndrews opened the In the semi-finals Baker and Tush Hawgs in a wild and all these entries are also due at utterly destroyed the men of second half storing with a 60- Hanszen clash in what woolly affair. They came out the same time. There is a Will Rice College aseverybody yard scoot around the right side proved to be a closer match on top, 52-44. Jim Michalek possibility that Co-ed got a chance to play in the 36-0 with superb blocking by Kent than expected. Hanszen went had 25 big ones for the Hawgs Volleyball may be delayed in rout. Bobby Orr hit Rich Preng Vaugh and Aristides Trililio. in the underdog but, led by Roz but Best and Brightest scheduling because of lack of with a 35 yard TD pass to open The final scores came as Ruethain and Tami Ragosin, countered with 16 points from brought about an 11-11 tie early Joe Ricke, 10 from Jeff Kerr in the first game. Baker, and 8 apiece from Don Saari captained by Susan Stone, and Steve Duhlin. REI took a came back to win that one, 15-11, 70-15 verdict from Jerk, as Bob and utilized the talents of Gay Saxton had 17, Jim Kaufman Hutto, Roberta Mann, and had 15, Byron Welch had 12 Jo Ann Matthieson to win the and Mike Duncan took 10. second game and the match, 15- Jerk got 6 points from EESPO 9. In the other semi-final Swarthmore's hustler, Blair match, Jones met Brown. The Boatwright. REI then used first game was a cake-walk led Welch's 12 points and by Capt. Linda Hagadorn, Kaufman's and David Miller's Kerry McCarley and Lisa 8 points as they downed the Enjoy Strawn. Jones used the power Tush Hawgs 45-40/ Michalek of Shen Liang, Lydia Asselin, again led the Hawgs with 18 Vicki Whammond, and Susan and Pat Devine canned 10. Best Smiley. Bernadette Paulson and Brightest also remained Top 40 & Rock and Pam Daniels also undefeated as they pounced on contributed but they fell short Jerk, 81-18. Ricke put in 18. as Brown won the game 16-14 Duhlin had 16, Frank Wolak your favorite beverage and the match. had 14 and King had 11. In the finals, Brown and dancing 7 nights a week Baker fought tooth and nail as B League Brown took the first game 15-9 led by Sharilyn Stanley and Benedict continued to Martha Sletterdahl. But Baker dominate their leagues as they stormed back on the fists of stuffed McCullough & with the Liberty Brothers Cindy Scott, Julie Sandman, Company 98-48. Odis Mack and Susan Dallas as they had 30 points, George Taylor pounded out a 15-5 win in the had 22, Mark Snyder and Tony second game. Jill Gunter, Sexton had 16 each and Jimmy 7.3-') Spencer I ( ujluray Marsha McMaster, and Ann Day had 14. They then Freudenthal held the Brown manhandled Ozone Rangers Pasadena. Texas 94-34. Snyder racked up 31 r women together as they nosed -47 L)-Ql8- ) out Baker 15-13 in the final points, with Mack close behind game and took home the bacon with 28 and George Taylor despite the efforts of Baker's brought in 22. Andy Delivery Area IT'S HERE ! ALLEN PARKWAY 1978-1979 RICE STUDENT DIRECTORY RIVER Students-Faculty-Staff-Admlnlstratlon OAKS MONTROSE WEST UNIVERSITY MED. CENTER HOLCOMBE ^3^, y- (V ^-N^v. ... All our pizzas are handmade to order, using on/y the finest ingredients. The dough, the sauce, the sausage — everything is made by us in our kitchen. J; i •HAND THROWN NEW YORK STYLE PIZZA • DEEP PAN CHICAGO STYLE PIZZA Jh 8'lr i oHjfe tflftWS ®lF also available with 100 per cent whole wheat crust TIKE « OtOTTPT * Vegetarian Pizza • Salads iisssti ind Tifly-seven * BBQ Ribs • Desserts * BBQ Chicken • Beer Student Directories are being given Although these directories vere * Sandwiches •Wine away free in the college offices. 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The and I haven't found them yet. where I found reason in what Are you ever blamed for worth is determined by how only real course of action left Maybe I'm not looking as hard they did. They are capable of things you haven't done? Are much one is able to defy one's was the forbidden and as I used to. It doesn't really change, and they are not that you ever confronted with parents. Having to be seen in unspoken-of attempt to find matter all that much because hard to predict. Someday absurd obstacles that serve no public with one's parents is them and unveil their identities they've been around for ages everyone has a chance to be one real purpose? Do your crushing because it becomes once and for all. It is a long, and they're still around. I do of them. Some of us are already belongings periodically immediately obvious that you hard battle-safe for none and not denounce them as much as somebody's them. I usuallyjust disappear and then reappear as are not self-made. Nay, you advisable only for the strong- I used to because they are not as like to believe that they're if never lost? If so, join the club; had lots of help, but you would at-heart. horrid as they used to be. I getting better...but I'm always it is not uncommon. If you pay rather not let anyone find out It's been a while since then. remember several instances watching. attention and look around long about it. They realize this and enough, you'll see that there they devote most of their exists a covert group of people waking hours to keeping you as known only as the "undefined closely guarded as possible and other," or simply "they." Do dealing out the blessed D00NESBURY not pray tonight for my sanity "permission" as infrequently as for I feel that I have made this possible. They also invent new ON UNDERSTANDING SESSION? TUB SEVENTIES! DON'T HI, KIRBY! I'M HERE YOU REMEMBER? YOU conclusion rationally and after games to play, such as "If you WHAT OH, SURE YOU UNDER \FES IHAVE PROMISED YOU'D HELP much thought. open your mouth once more WHAT'S FOR MY FIRST SESSION? RIGHT.. THE SUN SESSION, ZONK MB SELECT AN APPRO avw/s? My first contact with them you're grounded for a month" PRIATE NEW LIFESTYLE! / was very early in life. As a child, or "Hey, bring your little I tried damn hard to behave brother along and introduce and stay out of trouble, but I him to all your friends." f found myself constantly being This problem took only a few framed for crimes I did not short years to solve. Its solution commit. Each day became an lies in the careful acquisition of endless nightmare and I feared the power to make them forbid each confrontation with my your doing the things that "ly*.s> II-Z7. parents. "Who poured make you a peer outcast and mommy's food coloring all encouraging those things that SOMETHING VERY EX- /FT MP WELL, ITS JUST HEY, KIRB! CITING, MARK! Z'S HEY. THAT IS over the dog?" "Who filled the make everyone like you. THANKS GUESS. YOU FVE GOT A LOT WHAT'S HAP- HELPING ME SELECT tub and left the water running EXCITING! NEED THE OF EQUIPMENT By the time I made it midway PENING? A NEW LIFESTYLE! GOOD S5T UP , LIVING 1° - all afternoon while mommy LUCK' N through school high school, I ROOM. was at the store?" "Who put felt I had a thorough working I baby sister in the dresser knowledge of their modes of drawer?" These accusations left deception and was able to me in a severe state of escape fast intimidation on depression, and my only several occasions. Yet it was answer was, "They did." not to be so easy. It became Obviously my belief in a more and more apparent that massive block of people my torment was not unshared. moving from house to house They had even more control doing terrible acts of than I had suspected, and I destruction witnessed only by soon came to the realization KIRBY, I THINK THE THEY SAY YOU CAN ALWAYS PERSONALLY, I FAVOR GEE, I BEST PLACE TO START TELL A CULTURE BY TTS LTT- four and five year olds did not that they control a complex THE OUTPUTOF THE NEW DUNNO, YOU ? WHO OH, WOW- L00KIN6 FOR THE ERATURE! WELL, WE'VE GOT SCHOOL OF AMORALTTY. ZONK. I'M CARES ABOUT YOU REALLY go over very well. hierarchy of authoritative SEVENTIES IS RIGHT =£=V JUST ABOUT EVER* MOVIE WOKING OUT FOR YOU- NOT SURE SOUND IN positions centered somewhere HERE IN OUR OWN N0VEU7ATI0N AND SELF- KNOW-WHO JUSTSEEMS THAT'S CONTROL OF 1 was soon able to accept the WALDEN LIBRARY! HELP MFIMUAL PUBLISHEDSO SENSIBLE THESE ME.. YOUR LIFE pranks of these harbingers of near Washington, D.C. My / IN THE LAST TEN YEARS! DAYS! \ — / doom and 1 would even feelings of helplessness were Mi attempt to outwit them on compounded multifold during occasion. 1 would often admit my exposure to one of the to evils 1 knew they had done countless thousands of just to spoil their fun. As I grew Civics/Government teachers older I was able to overcome who preached that the people their influence and lead a themselves are they. The people relatively stable life until.... control their lives; the people make the rules; the people My teenage years brought TO LEARN OF OUR themselves are the authority. new terrors. One morning my OKAY, KIRBY. HJHAT ERA'S MOST ENDURING HMM..I Those who believed this ARE WE REALLY CONCERNS! AS ANDRE WELL parents seemed different, and it THOUGHT became patriotic; others saw AFTER HERE? DO MAUROIS PUT IT, "IN QUOTH! wasn't lone before I realized IME KNOW WHAT LITERATURE AS IN LOVE, LETS GET ™p oooe through it and knew that these 0UR60ALIS? WE ARE ASTONISHED BY CRACKING! that They had somehow teachers were indeed their WHAT IS CHOSEN BY I WOODEN- posessed my parents in their I OTHERS." agents sent to make you believe sleep. As you remember, those that they do no exist. years are critical for proper Not In The Colleges Brought to you from off-campus YOU KNOW, ZONK, IT'S A TIME WHEN'LEADERS" MAYBE I COULD WELL, I TRY TO HAVE BECOME ERRAND BOYS, OF COURSE, GET A HANDLE POLITICALLY? ABREAST BE. AND AS BEST WHEN NATIONAL POUCY HAS WELL, ID ID BE GLAD ON OUR TIMES WELL, YES, I OFALL I CM TELL, KIRB, , SUCCUMBED TO SINGLE ISSUES, HEARD TO LOOK INTO IF I LOOKED SUPPOSE THAT THAT? WE NOW LIVE IN PAROCHIALISM, SELF-INTEREST, THAT.. IT FURTHER AT THEM PO- APPROACH IS A SPECIAL IN- ' FRAGMENTATION, AND MIND- FOR YOU. LITICALLY,. POSSIBLE.. TEREST STATE. J NUMBIN6\ AMTHY. IT WONT 8E A WHOLLY THIS IS PRETTY I KNOW, BUT I HMM..WEU, I REALIZED UFESTYLE, YOU y WAS HOPING TO SUPPOSE WE ANDIVD SUMMING, Z. WELL,THESE UNDERSTAND -NOT MUCH BE FULLY $THWGH I'M NOT SURE THINGS TAKE WRAP UP MY NEW COULD OUTFIT MORE THAN A NEW SET LIFESTYLE IN TIME YOU WITH SOME OPERA- I'M MAKING ANY TIME, KIRBY. OF MANNERISMS-BUT TKTNAL3 WITH THE FOR MY B!6 DATE SORT OF SHORT REAL HEADWAY.. IT SHOULD TIDE DIRECT EYE ON FRIDAY! TERM POSE.. YOU OVER. CONTACT. I I " If you're going to get intense, I'm going to get my camping gear." MORE NEXT WEEK The Rice Thresher, November 30, 1978, Page 11 see how many you can cram on one page misclassifieds Would whoever took or found my Time Enough to Prepare is the Rice Chorale and Chamber The Rice Memorial Center "She was a well-connected young notebook from the library please topic of this week's Christian lady." return it. It is tan and brown with a Singers in Concert. Works by cordially invites Science Organization meeting. Berger, des Pres, Poulenc, and Students, Faculty, Staff Doc "C" drawing of Alexander Graham Everyone is welcome at our •** 11/27/78 Bell on the cover. It contains Schutz. Thursday, December 7, and their families invaluable notes, etc. As Sgt. meetings, Fridays, 12:30, in the 1978, at 8:00 p.m. in the Rice to the Female roommate needed for Jan. Schultz would have said, "It is Brown Resident Associates Chapel. Christmas Open House 1. 2-bedroom, 1-bath furnished worth my life!" Call 523-2804 and Apartment. *** Thursday, December 7th apartment 10 minutes from ask for Mark, or come by 453 Sid *** I need a ride to Florida (Cape Grand Hall, RMC campus. $140/mo. including Rich. *** To Anon in Math 211 E-hour: Kennedy area) this Christmas. I 9:00 p.m.—10:30 p.m. utilities. Call Deb, 528-1116. Your cowardly attempt at will be glad to share expenses and *** intimidation can hardly be taken Egg Nog, Carols "1 don't make mistakes that often. driving. My last final is December For sale: 1966 '98 Oldsmobile, seriously, which is probably why I 18th. Call Janice 526-5570. Following Rice Chorale's I just make big ones."—Robert laughed when I read it. If indeed front end completely rebuilt, new *** Christmas Music in Pool, Math 102a, 11/17/78, 9:45:20 you are a person, please note that the Chapel at 8:00 p.m. alternator, brakes. A serviceable a.m. your courtesy to other persons is I need 2 or 4 tickets for the Moody *** car with good tires, $500.00. Call "I know that's rights-Robert greatly out of practice- Blues, December 7. Need a room? There's one 526-6586. *»* Pool, Math 102a, 11/17/78, 9:48:50 Merry Christmas from the Call Janis available in a 2-story house one For Sale: IBM 370 calculator. Lots a.m. obnoxious person in Math 211 E- 664-6615 mile from Rice. Your own of functions. Good condition. hour! *** bedroom for $125/month plus A John Irving Society is forming In the Van Morrison dictionary oi $212,000 or best offer. Contact bills. Downstairs is completely ICSA for further details. for informal discussion of Irving's Attention all Rice students from geological terms, Lanky is defined: furnished but you will need your works and social gatherings with the Chicago area: I am hosting a Burns, rashes, or volatile own bed, etc. 3 males living there other admirers of Garp., etc. party for all of us on Dec. 28 at my substances. Consult "I Carried the now: musician, optician and an Please contact Kathleen Murfin, home in Winnetka. For details and Hobbled Spike to the Concert" by architect. Call Kenneth Long at "It's in the books. You've gotta History Dept., x 2557 MWF, with more information call Leslie at U. Kreep for further reference. 526-6319 or leave a note in my 4Vbelieve it if it's in the books." suggestions for convenient 527-9086 or leave a note in Box 634 Will made us do it! And...we're mailbox at the Shepherd School of R. A meeting times and places. You will Hanszen College. even! Music office. 11/14/78 be notified by campus mail of forthcoming activities, so please include a campus address if you have one. Students, faculty, staff, and hangers-on **ar*e all welcome. I still want to sell my ten-speed, men's, reasonably functional bicycle to someone taller than myself (5*6"). I also type. Wendy*** , 790-1544. PLAIN TALK "Gee, what a mess. I can't figure that out."—David Roberts, Economics 211a, 11/28/78, 8:53:30 a.m. *** Found: One calculator in FROM ARMCOON Hamman Hall, 11/27/75. Call Mike at 526-0048 to describe and claim it. Last year's Thresher staff...too bad those losers weren't in Guyana last HNDING A JOB: week. Apartment available for sublease: 2-bedroom, 2-bath poolside How about trying more carrots, fewer sticks? Bashing the Goose That Lays the Golden Eggs is stupid. apartment at Towne Plaza, Every time government wants to give America something We need more cooperation—not conflict—between busi- approximately 4 miles from —yet doesn't want to tax people directly to pay for it—the ness and government. Just think how much more we'd all campus. 1082 square feet. Covered result is usually a law requiring business to pay the freight. get done if government would tap the experience and parking. Utilities paid. $365 per Too little gas or oil? Make business rebuild factories to imagination of business people, not force us to focus on month (unfurnished). Available Jan. 1st. Phone 840-0332 or 526- use coal. Utility bills too high? Make business subsidize technicalities and procedures. Lets stop making the busi- 4684. homeowners. Want cleaner air and water? Make indus- ness system spin its wheels trying to skid through a *** try install additional layers of pollution control equip- minefield of fiendishly detailed, horribly long-winded Linda Ronstadt tickets, 4 good ment. Want less risk for people at work? Make and hopelessly obscure regulations. If America will seats, call 523-1841. business re-engineer every piece of equipment to set clear goals and provide a few carrots, business remove all human responsibility. The cost of all this will find the ways to get things done quickly Hanszen feeding beer to Weiss is is enormous. Wasted money results in inflation and economically. like England feeding Czechoslo- and lost jobs. vakia to Hitler. Next time somebody says we ought to make busi- *** Companies often grumble about the sock-it-to- ness do something, perhaps you'd like to ask For sale: Never-been-used guitar business situation. But we do get things done when | that person to think up a good carrot to use, and 2 small used stereo speakers. people demand them, and that's more than most insti- instead of a stick. It's important to you and the Take best offer. Cal Carol, 668- tutions in this imperfect world. The fact is we are the 17,000,000 other Americans who'll be joining the 5013. Goose That Lays the Golden Eggs. hunt for jobs over the next ten years. It's not the responsibilities themselves that worry us. Good luck in your search for a job. A dumb student drove her car out of the commuter's lot behind It's the way in which new tasks are saddled on our backs Let us hear YOUR plain talk about jobs! Abercrombie Lab with her books We're hit with deadlines. Slapped with fines. We'll send you a free booklet if you do on top. If you found aRice Handed detailed orders on exactly how we must Does our message make sense to you? We'd like clipboard notebook along try to solve each problem, by people who aren't to know what you think. Your personal experi- Rice/ Sunset please call 521-0467 or familiar with science or engineering or finance. 669r8275. It contains very ences. Facts to prove or disprove our point. Drop We're forced to spend vast sums with no re- important end-of-the-semester us a line. We d like your plain talk. For telling us papers. course. Either these costs pour right on through your thoughts, we 11 send you more information to the prices we have to charge, or we have to on issues affecting jobs. Plus Armco's famous eat the costs ourselves—leaving less to spend on handbook. How to Get a Job. It answers 50 key JOE BENTLEY3 research, better products and jobs. questions you 'II need to know. Use it to set yourself What can America do about this situation? apart, above the crowd. Write Armco, Educational HOUSTON BICYCLE We wish our government would use more carrots Relations Dept. U-6, General Offices, Middletown, formerly at 2020 Wdcg|i drive and fewer sticks. Ohio 45043. Be sure to include a stamped, iTjf 2207 CommonweAltk Plain talk about CARROTS AND STICKS self-addressed business-she envelope. i'fy '"Tri!/ •?x»r-.Tr if) WJoW The power of government is just as great when HSHSSr PM, it's used to pull, rather than push. Why not let gov- ernment help set America's goals, and encourage PARTS -Salcs--Repairs— each company to pick the most effective, least expen sive means to reach them? That one idea could save ^ n _ untold billions of dollars for everybody. V(2> oilmx TA K (H'' •vb^ow.T£ *-TC»p vcxf) C\ MOTO0E6 IWf FISHC>M ROi^iCused bikes Gto/%. ay) liUkle LOMiea wjILARL-E missedclassifieds thursday the thirtieth IBM Selectric Element for sale. Rider/Driver Wanted, 4 days Square Dancers: There will be an the "Symbol 10," $27 new, $18 hardly skiing at Purgatory, free lodging in introduction to square dancing rice. . 4:00 pm. Milford House. Shepherd School used. Pat x3514. Durango, share gas, some food, this Sunday (Dec. 2) at 7:00 in Sid nonnlp's Music Undergraduate Composers *** lifts extra, depart Dec. 20. Non- Rich Commons. Everyone is I " Forum. Fall Recital. New book for sale. Planetary smoker preferred, Bob Koehler invited and it's free. Refreshments Calendar Here./?»ce Women's Basketball-vs- Geology by N. Short. Brand new. 105A Geology, 527-3326. will be provided. Contact Mark at $10, Pat, x3514. 664-5889 for more info. 7:05 pm. KTRU. 91.7FM. To The Point. 'It's Operation Shitface Doctor Gilbert Cuthbertson on Texas I need a ride to St. Louis over To the Men of Weiss, Politics. Christmas, leaving between 14 and tonight.' We, the apathetic of Hanszen, 7:30 pm. RMC. College Bowl competition. 20 Dec., returning around 6 or 7 M.B. do herebye acknowledge to the 7:30 pm. River Oaks. Jabberwalk. Jan. Will share the usual. Call Fred 12 pm. world that we have truly been 7:30 pm. SH 305. BSU meeting. at 526-8342. 11/18/78 defeated at your hands. We no 7:30 pm. Media Center. Avenue of the Americas. George **» *** longer will make any pretense of Reyes-1976. "It's really a very simple course." Hasn't anyone at Hanszen every being as creative or innovative as 8:00 pm. UH Dudley Recital Hall. Houston Opera Studio Recital. 11:52 a.m. heard of Pavlovian conditioning you are in senseless gestures and 9:30 pm. River Oaks. Mondo Cane. 11/9/78 responses? willful acts of destruction. You've Dr. Burrus proved your masculinity to us in Engi 241 several ways. You get drunk more December often, stay up later, plan music and Lost: HP-25 Calculator. yell louder, carry Sammy faster If you found an HP-25 in Sewall and chairs further. We concede. friday the first Is the Steve Ashburn who was 207 or thereabouts on or about We give up. You win. Now...please inspired by freshman honors lab Nov. 16 I would appreciate its leave us alone. We're not worth All Day. SMU. SWC Swimming Invitational. the same Steve Ashburn who in return. I can identify it with a serial wasting your talents on. Go play 7:00 pm. Media Center. Kwaider. Masaki Kobayashi-1965. that very lab poured a mixture of number. There is a nominal reward with someone your own size. Japanese w/subtitles. potassium and organic chemicals and no questions asked. Call 526- 7:30 pm. RMC. College Bowl. into a sink full of water? Yes, it was 6830 and ask for Dave, or leave a Sincerely, 7:J0 pm. Chem Lec. SRC and Celluloid Trash present truly a nice fire. message in box 133 in the Baker The Hanszen Weenies and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. College office. Self-Preservation Society 9:00 pm. RMC. RPC,/BSU Disco Party. 10:00 pm. Chem Lec. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. notes and notices Saturday the second Architecture for Non-Architects: Foosballers: A foosball Astronaut: Tuesday, December 5, Arch308b is offered each spring to tournament to determine teams to 1978, 7:30 p.m. in Sewall Hall 301. All Day. SMU. SWC Swimming Invitational. students outside of the represent Rice in the ACUI AIAA Celebration of 75th 7:45 -8:15 am. RMC. LSAT registration. Architecture School to provide an regional tournaments will be held Anniversary of the Wright 9:00 am. Rice Bowlers-vs-TSU. overview of the design process. in Willy's Pub at 5:00 p.m. on Brothers' Flight. Speaker: 11:45 am. Lunch i.e. breakfast. Poor Boys. Students interested should submit Sunday, Dec. 3rd. There is a one- Astronaut Vance D. Brand, Command Module Pilot on the 1:00 pm. Rice Bowlers-vs-Texas A&M. their name, phone number, class, dollar entry fee to defer expenses Apollo-Soyuz Test Project. He !:30 pm. Media Center. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. college and major along with a of the regional tournament. We will speak on the "Space Shuttle." 2:00 pm. TCU. Rice Women's Basketball-vs-TCU. short statement describing their have had winning teams from Rice He is on the back-up crew for the 7:30 pm. Media Center. King of Hearts. Philippe De Broca-1967. interest to the school secretary. for two straight years; come out and compete. The more teams in second Shuttle flight. French w/subtitles. Deadline for application is the campus qualifier, the more we 7:30 pm. Astrodome. Rice-vs-Cougar High. Monday, December 4, 5:00 p.m. can send to the regionals. 10:00 pm. Media Center. King of Hearts. Regionals are February 15-17,1979. Concert Briefs: Friday, December Membership Drive: We need you! 1, is the last day to purchase half- The People's Temple of Guyana needs new members, so we will be Sunday the third price tickets for the Friedman Table Tennis: Campus tourna- Vardi Silberstein String Trio launching our 1979 membership ments are being organized for drive with a special presentation, 12:00 noon. KTRU. The Jazz Show. Mccoy Tyner's The Greeting. concert on Sunday, December 10. men's singles and doubles and Presented by the Shepherd School titled "The Power of Suggestion: • 2:45 pm Lunch (?). Chopped Hockey Pucks. women's singles and doubles. Real or Imaginary?" 3:00 pm. River Oaks. Anna Karenina. of Music and the Houston Friends These tournaments will qualify There is plenty of room to 5:00 pm. Willy's Pub. F'oosball Tournament. SI/person entry of Music, the Trio will play music teams for the regional tournament "move up" in this dynamic, well fee. ACUI Qualifying. by Beethoven, Schubert, and in these divisions held in Denton known organization. Meet with 5:00 pm. River Oaks. Queen Christina. Dohnanyi. The concert is at 8:00 (NTSU) on Feb. 15-17. p.m. in Hamman Hall. our local representative this Friday- 6:00 pm. Tomorrow begins the last week of classes! The campus tournaments will be ••• night at Midnight in the Chemistry 7:00 pm. River Oaks. Anna Karenina. held next semester early so to get storeroom, and don't hesitate to 7:30 pm. Media Center. Triple Feature—You're Nobody Til The Rice Symphony Orchestra your name on a list to be contacted bring the whole family! Grape Somebody Loves You; Chiefs; Football. (Moony-vs-Fowle). performs at 8:00 in Hamman Hall, or for information call Mark Kool-Aid will be served. 9:00 pm. River Oaks. Queen Christina. Monday, December 4. Their James at 526-4216. program includes Brahms' *** monday (he fourth Academic Overture and Honor Council: There will be an Attention Chemical Engineers: Symphony no. 5 by Tschaikowsky. open meeting of the Honor Bob Marshall, an AICHE 8:00 am. The first class of the last week begins. The Orchestra is led by Paul Kirby, Council in SH 309, Thursday, National Executive, will speak on 7.00 pm. River Oaks. Anna Karenina. a graduate conducting student at November 30, at 7:00 p.m. "Government Regulation and the 9:00 pm-2:00 am RMC. The 1 st SA HP RMC FF: Hardware Wars. the Shepherd School, whose own Procedures and the budget will be Chemical Engineer" at the final composition, Nocturne for Solo discussed. AICHE meeting of the semester. 9:00 pm. River Oaks. Queen Christina. T Cello and „ Orchestra, will be *** This will be on December 6,7 p.m., performed. Art Sale: The RPC is sponsoring in ML 254. tuesday (he fifth ••• an Art Work Sale! This sale, Dec. 5 Take an hour break from your and 6, from 9 a.m. until 6 p.m. in calculator to learn about this 7:00 pm. River Oaks. Three Women. Gita Karasik, a gifted young important subject and indulge in pianist, performs in Hamman Hall the lobby of the RMC, will feature 7:00 pm. Chem 203. Campus Crusade for Christ. some holiday refreshments. Wednesday, December 6, at 8:00 over 200 animation "eel" paintings. 7:30 pm. SH 301. A1AA Celebration. 75th Anniversary of Wright **« p.m. This recital is sponsored by They are one-of-a-kind, not Bros, flight. Speaker-Astronaut Vance D. Brandon-Space Shuttle. the Shepherd School and Pro reproductions or prints, Backgammon and Chess: ACUI 9:25 pm. River Oaks. The Virgin Spring. Musicus Foundation. A highly authenticated works by the artists campus tournaments in chess and lauded artist in her native San of Walt Disney Productions and backgammon (of all things) have Francisco, Ms. Karasik has Warner Bros. s yet to be organized. Anyone Wednesday the sixth appeared with the Los Angeles Warner Bros, characters include wishing to organize a small Philharmonic and the Saint Louis Bugs Bunny, Daffv Duck, campus tournament either late this 8:00 am. Three more days to go. and Atlanta Symphonies. For her Yosemite Same, Elmer Fudd, semester or early next semester is 7.00 pm. River Oaks. Coming Home. Houston premier, she offers Porky Pig, Wile E. Coyote, and urged to call Mark James at 526- 7.00 pm. Baker Library. Reed Martin, SA President 1961-62. The Beethoven's Sonata in C Major, Roadrunner. 4216 for information. Regionals Story of Integration at Rice. Op. 2, No. 2; Chorale and Disney artwork will feature The are February 15-17 so you have a 7:30 pm. RH 320. Rice Baha'i Fireside. Variations by Henri Dutielleux; Jungle Book, Winnie the Pooh, month next semester to hold to 7:30 pm. Media Center. Triple Feature—Anaemic Cinema; Un Robin Hood, The Rescuers and and Chopin's Sonata in B Minor. tournaments. We are trying for Chien Andalou; Le Sang du Poete. more. financial backing (RPC) to help 9:25 pm. River Oaks. Rules of the Game. ••• Cels have been collected since with regional tournament travel SYZYGY presents Retrospec- the 1930's by collectors and many expenses. tive: Chamber Music of Paul museums. *** thursday the seventh Cooper, at Hamman Hall, Thursday, November 30, at 8:00 8:00 am. Tomorrow is IT. p.m. Paul Cooper is composer-in- 5:30 pm. Here. Rice Women's Basketball-vs-North Harris County residence at the Shepherd School IT'S HERE! College. of Music. The recital will include his String Quartet No. I (1953), 7:00 pm. River Oaks. Coming Home. Sonata for Piano (1962), Silences 7:30 pm. SH 305. BSU meeting. (1973), Four Songs on Poems of C. IT S HERE ! 7:30 pm. Media Center. The Swimmer. Frank Perry-1968. E. Cooper, and the String Quartet 9:25 pm. River Oaks. Rules of the Game. No. 6 (1977). Admission free. IT'S HERE ! Continuing- Undergraduate Composers Sewall Art Gallery. Pattern and Decoration. Forum, Thursday, Nov. 30, 4:00 IT'S HERE ! Media ("enter Photographs by Terry Toedtemeier p.m. in Milford Hall, feature All over the world. You better watch out, you better not cry.. pieces by Sare E. Eple, Kerry Museum of Fine Arts. Art on Paper. Jones, Rawslyn Ruffin, and Lisa IT'S HERE ! Rice Museum. Embroidery through the Ages. Willis. ***