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Issue 7A The Students’ Newspaper of Neshaminy High School June 9, 2010 2001 Old Lincoln Highway Langhorne, Pa. 19047 www.neshaminy.k12.pa.us/playwickian/ Round two for Red Cross blood drive

NHS Junior to represent U.S. in Model Speed Plane competition in Gyula, Hungary In the last week of July this summer, junior James Van Sant will partake in a Model Speed Competition abroad in Gyula, Hungary. He is one of four boys that competed and won a place on the U.S. team, which will showcase their talents for working with and fl ying model aircraft. A member of Academy of Model Aeronautics since 2000, Van Sant participated in his fi rst national competition in Muncie, Indiana. The academy is a non-profi t group that sponsors model aviation in the U.S. as both a recognized sport and recreational activity, according to wikipedia.org. Interest in the model aircraft is growing and is something that Van Sant truly enjoys as a hobby. “I’ve been told to not make your hobby your job. But the basics of it— engineering— I want to pursue as a career. It is a fun sport but it is very expensive, and not many people know how to build, and fl y the model airplanes.” He is excited for his fi rst visit to Europe at the world championships, where he is sure to make his team proud.

Van Sant received “Best Senior Speed for Nationals in 2009 Nets.” Photo/Carol Van Sant Tim Kane gets ready to donate blood while the nurses check for the necessary preparation. Photo/Gina Artillio On budget chopping block: Family and Consumer Science classes By Jocelyn Joseph Neshaminy has partaken in annual process with only some requirements, Family and Consumer Science classes could News Editor blood drives for well over 20 years, as which state that the donor must be of possibly be cut from the budget next year. The generosity has become something of a 17 years of age, weigh 120 pounds, and classes that could be discontinued include To- The National Honor Society hosted day’s Food, Child Development and Parenting, tradition. This year marks the fi rst time answer questions which determine eli- Independent Living, Nutrition, and FCS major. a second blood drive this year on May in several years in which two blood gibility. They were assessed for overall Thus, the teachers who only have a degree in 21 in Gym 1 from 7:30 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. drives were held over the course of one health, such as maintaining healthy lev- this particular fi eld i could lose their jobs. that was open to staff and students. At Although some students believe the courses year. Lucy Weaver, one of the advisors els of iron for the safety of the donors, are an ‘easy A’ the ones who take this course each blood drive held this year, 120-130 of National Honor Society, explained themselves, which they checked with seriously will fi nd the cuts a “disservice because pints of blood were collected. The last that there is an enormous and continu- these are skills that will be used for the rest of just the prick of a fi nger. If a donor lacks [the students] lives,” FCS teacher Kelly Macauley donations of the December blood drive ous need for blood. “60-70 percent of the recommended amount, levels of iron said. went to the Community Blood Council us should expect to need blood at some Some skills learned in this class involve cook- of New Jersey, while the Red Cross held ing, children, and fi nancial management, while point during our lives,” she said. See Blood Drive on page 3 the grades are based on how well students work the recent event. Donating blood is overall a simple with each other. “The basic knowledge of the kitchen will help you in everyday [life],” teacher Gail Krimstock said. One of the perks of taking child development will lead the students to earn Drama’s humorous skits lend life lessons a CDA, which is a certifi cation that allows stu- dents to become qualifi ed to work with kids. By Emily Duke audience. mances. The best skits from each class If the classes are eliminated, over 750 kids Just as the show “Competition Piece” would have to be relocated in alternate ma- Copy Editor were chosen to be the ones performed in jors. It is unsure what will become of the class- in January was the drama students’ main Drama Nights. rooms what with larger class sizes and FCS rooms Under the direction of Gina Chiolan, focus for the fi rst semester, the second The majority of skits were comedic, that include appliances that deal directly with the class, . “It is required by the government Neshaminy’s full-credit drama classes semester was mostly dedicated to prepar- but a few dramatic pieces were added to that a Family Consumer Science course has to performed the fi fth annual Drama Nights ing Drama Nights. give the show more variety. These seri- be taught in public high schools,” Macauley over the course of four evenings on May The skits performed were written and ous skits addressed important issues that said. Instead of fi xing a problem, the issue may be enlarging another. 12, 13, 17 and 21. Each drama class had created by the students themselves. The high school students are experiencing, Students would be losing an important op- their own show in the Black Box Theater students collaborated on creative ideas such as bullying, eating disorders, ro- portunity to learn crucial life skills. Some students do not have another chance to experience, or on their own night. Students had been and put together the skits using elabo- mantic heartbreaks, and drunk driving. even learn the basic knowledge of how to run a hard at work since February preparing a rate costumes, props, music, and sound stable household. myriad of diversifi ed skits for an eager effects to further enhance the perfor- See Drama Days on page 4 ~ Cassie DeRocco

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The musical styling of the well-known Justo Lamas graced the halls of Neshaminy High on May 11. Along with guests from other schools, NHS students welcomed Lamas with a hearty applause. As the crowd roared for the Argentinean singer, he apologized for his broken English and for the diffi culty the audience might have in understanding his speech. Yet, without a moment to spare, Lamas jumped right with his fl amboyant dance and recognizable Spanish songs, including “Eres Tu,” “Bidi Bidi Bom Bom,” “Tu Amor” and many more favorites. He insisted that the audience stand and join in his hip swinging dances and toe tapping songs. Also for one his songs Lamas sang for two of Neshaminy’s own young ladies. Freshman Laura Zakowski found that the most fascinating part of the concert was when Lamas “shared his life story about walking in on his mother about to commit suicide.” He told of this traumatic event while he encouraged the students to reach out to others who felt helpless, or if they themselves felt this way. The Justo Lamas Concert Group is supposed to be “an educational program with the primary objective of promoting the study of the Spanish language through mu- sic,” according to justlolamas.com. Throughout the concert, this effort was evident as he spoke of some of the customs in Argentina. Argentinean singer Justo Lamas performed a Spanish educational concert for “Kids learn songs and may not understand what it means but later on they real- sevral Spanish students at Neshaminy High School on May 11. Here Freshmen (left ize they know it,” Spanish teacher, who planned Justo’s visits for the last ten years, to right) Kelsey Stetz, Delaney Kusters and Danni McGinty sing along as Lamas Nancy Kerr said. Justo Lamas’ concert is such an inspiration. We hope to have him performs. visit for many more years to come. Courtesy of phillyburbs.com Gulf of Mexico oil spill threatens to endanger coast By Lera Salmon The massive explosion took the lives ductive fi shing grounds have been banned areas while releasing chemicals to disperse News Editor of 11 workers, and BP global has strug- from farming due to the spill which will the oil. gled with many strategies to contain the drastically affect the seafood market. “The efforts to stop the oil before it Tragedy struck the Gulf of Mexico on spill. About 3,000 barrels of oil a day are A section of the slick has reached the reaches shore are heroic, but may not be April 20, when a natural-gas explosion continually leaking into the waters of Gulf’s Loop Current, which could very enough,” Melanie Driscoll said, according caused the destruction of the Deepwater the gulf, threatening the nearby sea and well carry the obstinate oil to Florida ac- to the Miami Herald. “We have to hope for Horizon oil rig. The rig, positioned about coastal life. cording to the National Oceanic and At- the best, but prepare for the worst.” 50 miles off the Louisiana coastline had a If the oil is to reach close to land, there mospheric Administration. About 156,000 The fi shing and oil industry are impor- problem with its fail-safe systems, which is talk of forming mud and sand barriers gallons of a chemical mix known as “dis- tant parts of the economic fabric of Loui- lead to thousands of gallons of oil to be to shield the coastline from impending persant” have been battling the spill by al- siana and with long-term devastation it is excreted accidentally. danger. Some of America’s most pro- lowing it to decompose faster. probable that the business will take awhile The ecosystem lies precariously in the to recover. center of the chaos and the fragility of the “Every crevice, creek, bayou, bay, situation is balanced by the hopeful suc- where water fl ows in and out of coastal cess of a suggested technique to rid the grasses — that’s the habitat for all these Golf of the infectious oil. Another agent coastal nurseries. If we lose it or it’s im- being put to use is Corexit 9500, which pacted, we have a real long-term effect,” although risks human health hazard with Ralph Portier, a microbiology professor at prolonged exposure, have shown a very Louisiana State University said, according promising outcome of decreased oil on the to the Miami Herald. waters surface. On May 28 it was announced that the “It’s basically a giant experiment,” Rich- fl ow of oil was stopped by using mud to ard Charter, a senior policy adviser with plug the broken well, but it is unclear about Defenders of Wildlife, said, according to whether this will fully sustain the leak. msnbc.com. “I’m not saying we shouldn’t As efforts from BP and teaming compa- do it; we have no good options.” nies continue the battle to contain the slick, In terms of the endangered environ- it is said that more endangerment may tran- ment, all actions are being taken to thwart spire. The incident has begun discussions the threat against the wildlife surrounding rewriting the rules of offshore drilling as the Gulf. Coast Guard offi cials have set up well as how future crisis responses should booms to protectively incase the sensitive be handled.

An 18-year-old was charged for detaching a human foot from a corpse.

A Florida man, Sylvester Jiles, broke back into prison after being released; he was charged and given 15 years in prison.

The police will charge students at Windsor High School with a$100 fi ne for the use of foul language.

Courtesy of Nbcbayarea.com June 9, 2010 The Playwickian News Page 3A Traditional Islamic veil banned in France By Deanna Zaro equality for the sexes and does not uphold traditional European values, its eradication Staff Writer does serve other purposes as burqas can also be a security risk. “The rise of Islamic terrorism is an important reason for banning the burqa as it has France is now moving to pass bans against the Islamic veil. If the law to ban the been used to conceal terrorist attacks in nations including Israel, Russia and Britain,” face coverings is passed then the French government would impose a fi ne of €150 the International Business Times said. ($185) on any woman found wearing it. Anyone This reason for the support of the ban has caused convicted of forcing a woman to wear the veil, or some to call it prejudice against Muslims. Also it is burqa as it is traditionally called, would have to believed to violate the rights of women to choose to pay a fi ne of €15,000 ($19,000) and could face jail wear the head covering. time. The amount of women affected by this law would The law would apply to any woman out in pub- be marginal compared to the 5 million Muslim wom- lic wearing the burqa; this includes the streets. Ac- en living in France. Only about 2,000 women still cording to rferl.com a section of the newly adopted wear the traditional full face veil. ban states the point, “No one can wear a garment It is not as though France is the only country to intended to hide the face in the public space.” support the elimination of burqas. In a Swiss televi- There are many reasons for the support of this sion poll 57.6 percent of those surveyed favored a possible law. “Given the damage it produces on ban on burqas. Also the Province of Quebec is lean- those rules which allow the life in community, en- ing towards an anti-burqa law. sure the dignity of the person and equality between “Ninety-fi ve per cent of Quebecers support a pro- sexes, this practice, even if it is voluntary, cannot posed provincial law barring the face veil from gov- be tolerated in any public place,” the French gov- ernment offi ces, schools, and other publicly funded ernment said, according to CNN. The burqa conceals majority of the face and body, except a mere institutions,” The Quebec Gazette reported. French President Nicolas Sarkozy appears netted veil over the eyes. Some countries have already enacted a ban on to be the ring leader in this move to ban burqas. Courtesy of reuters.com full face veils. Belgium passed a law against them in “The burqa violates the dignity and equality of the April, Italy has had a ban since 1975 and Turkey has Republic,” Sarkozy said, according to the International Business Times, “Sarkozy had one since 1923. claims that banning burqas would uphold traditional European values,” the Washing- The ban of burqas could be either viewed as morally right or wrong. Whatever it ton Post reported. is, this law could be the future of European countries or possibly in the future for the While the French Government may believe that the burqa goes against the idea of United States. Blood Drive continued from the front page can be increased by eating iron-rich foods such as raisins, poultry, seafood or spinach. Flyers Fever “The Red Cross was very careful and conscious of who was donating. They’re trained 5 to do that and the Honor Society members stood by them. Every person was in the right hands,” Allison Rotteveel, Vice President of NHS, said. Years each team The donation only took about eight to ten minutes, and the rewards were numer- ous. Some of the perks that attracted many students were that they got out of class and has had to win the received free food. Students actively participated as some donated directly while others Stanley Cup and contributed in the various volunteering opportunities. There were four stations including failed to succeed. door registration, donor qualifi cation, which determined if participants were eligible, “walkers,” who gave the donors company and the canteen, or the refreshment area. “It’s really important as every one person that donates saves three lives,” Secretary of Honor Society, Erin O’Brien said. Therefore, with over 120 pints collected, it is possible that over 300 people benefi ted from the donations given in one day. Thus, making a dif- ference seems to take on new meaning. The blood collected by the American Red Cross is delivered to a lab in which it un- 19,986 35 dergoes several testing procedures and is ultimately stored for hospital use. As someone Flyers fans were pres- in the United States needs blood every two seconds, demand for blood is high and is also Years since the Flyers incessant. “Every drive is signifi cant. Even if it saves fi ve, six, or ten lives, it is impor- ent at the May 23 last won the Stanley tant,” District Manager of the Red Cross, James Plummer said. playoff game. Cup. The American Red Cross supplies approximately 45 percent of the nation’s blood supply, according to givelife2.org. And while some of these donations are collected at Red Cross donation centers, over 80 percent of the donations received are from stations set at community organizations, colleges, formal establishments, and high schools, such as the one at Neshaminy. Controversial legislation passed in accor- Nation divided dance with illegal immigration in Arizona By Casey Rosseljong Adversely, harassment and racial mine basic notions of fairness that we should not immediately get involved, but Staff Writer profi ling of Hispanics has become ever- cherish as Americans, as well as the trust instead should “take targeted steps to evident, even those who have their citi- between police and communities that is deal with the crisis at the border, increase Jan Brewer, Gov. of Arizona, re- zenship. Gov. Brewer put away these so crucial to keeping us safe,” Obama the usage of the E-Verify program, and cently signed a bill into law about a very views of racial profi ling at its bill signing said at a naturalization ceremony in the enhance prosecutions of employers who controversial topic in the southwest ille- ceremony. Rose Garden. Another protester against knowingly hire illegal workers.” gal immigration. The goal of this spe- Brewer said that she “worked hard the new law is Alabama Sen. Jeff Ses- The new law is said to take effect cifi c bill was to fi nd and deport illegal to amend the bill with language to pre- sions. 90 days after the legislation session ends, immigrants in the state. vent enforcement from solely consid- Sessions argued that the White House which means it will be in use by August. Many people agreed that this ering race, color, or national origin in new law is the most wide ranging and implementing the requirements of this severe immigration law in decades. The section.” law states that anyone who is suspected Opponents to the law respond to of being an illegal alien and fails to carry Brewer’s statement by saying that the their immigration documents can be held bill does not include what justifi cation and questioned at length by the police. for detainment might be besides race, The law also aims to prosecute people color or national origin. who knowingly hire and help to transport Although some people support the the illegal immigrants. bill, many are oppose to it. The sign- People found guilty of this illegal ing of the bill has caused loose riots and migration can be put in jail for up to six protests across the nation. Among the months and fi ned for up to $2,500 rather many who objected to the bill, President than the former punishment of deporta- Obama strongly criticized it. tion. The new law, “threatened to under- Page 4AThe Playwickian News June 9, 2010 Disarmarment bill signed into law by Obama

By Lera Salmon High school and college students alike eas,” the petition fully states according there were eight submitted written re- News Editor have joined forces to expose and spread to invisiblechildren.com. sponses showing their support for the the stories of Ugandan children around A grand total of 259,472 people signed bill. “We can still only marvel that the History was made for the organiza- the world. On Jan. 11 Russell, Poole and the warrant, and 273 members of con- youth of America made so much noise tion of Invisible Children on May 24 Ben Keesey of the “Invisible Children” gress co-sponsored the LRA Disarma- that their Congressmen and women felt when the bill for LRA, Lord’s Resistance project traveled to Washington D.C. to ment Bill. The petition further states compelled to mention their efforts on the Army Disarmament and Northern Ugan- hand the States Department 253,512 Cit- that President Obama must announce a fl oor of the House of Representatives,” a da Recovery Act was signed by President izens Arrest Warrant petition cards. strategy to commit to lead the effort to blog on invisiblechildren.com states. Barack Obama. “We, the citizens of the world, who apprehend Kony, commit to sign and im- The bill passed the House of Rep- “Invisible Children” is a non-profi t resentatives without a single objection, organization set out to share the struggle “These young members of the Invisible of the Northern Ugandans and to turn Children organization know that no child apathy into activism. In 2003 Jason Rus- should live in fear of being abducted, sell, Laren Poole and Bobby Bailey trav- mutilated or killed. With that belief eled to Africa in search of a story like no they have helped make the children of other. And they found one. Uganda visible to us,” Congresswoman The three young fi lmmakers discov- Susan Davis, who represents a district of ered an affl iction that outraged and in- California, said according to vimeo.com. spired them. The tragedy was that young “And now with this legislation we have children were both the weapons and the the chance to truly join in this cause,” victims in a 23 year-old war. Ugandan The “Invisible Children” crew celebrates the overwhelming achievement of the she said. children were abducted from their homes, passing of the Disarmament and Northern Uganda Recovery Act. Finally on May 24, Poole, Russell and brainwashed and tortured into becoming Courtesy of invisible children.org Keesey stood in the Oval Offi ce before young soldiers for the LRA. plement into law the LRA Disarmament President Obama and looked on to wit- For the past seven years “Invisible have witnessed the suffering of abducted and Northern Uganda Recovery Act and ness all their hard work pay off. President Children” has made it their personal mis- child soldiers in Central Africa, sign this commit to the recovery of war affected Obama signed the LRA Disarmament sion to spread the word of the children of Citizens Arrest Warrant for Joseph Kony. areas in Uganda, South Sudan, CAR, and Northern Uganda Recovery Act into Northern Uganda to people all over the This Arrest Warrant calls on President Central African Republic and Democrat- law, bringing the valiant efforts of young world. Through documentaries, fundrais- Obama to lead the effort to stop Joseph ic Republic of the Congo. activists into new light and hopefully be- ers, campaigns and other programs it has Kony, rescue the child soldiers and com- On May 12, seven members of Con- ginning a new, peaceful life for the chil- made the issue a wide-spread concern. mit to the recovery of war affected ar- gress spoke on behalf of the bill. Also dren and people of Uganda. Drama Days continued from the front page District-wide talent displayed “I think it’s really important that the students are allowed to get their point across, and sometimes it’s easier to see these messages through skits than any other way,” junior Kate MacDonald said. Each show was hosted by three to four different students from each class. The hosts created humorous transitions and introduced each upcoming skit as the shows progressed. Not all of the work during the shows was on stage, either. When not busy in the spotlight, students were occupied behind the scenes, organizing props and costumes, keeping track of curtain and sound cues and other duties to help make the show run as smoothly as possible. Student volunteers from other drama classes also helped out on each night, selling tickets and ushering audience members to their seats. “It’s really quite the group effort,” senior Dan O’Connor said, in re- gards to putting on such a big production. The Black Box Theater was fi lled to its capacity on every evening of Drama Nights. The shows were certainly a huge hit among audience members. “I couldn’t This year’s District Art Show showcased about 800 pieces of student artwork that stop laughing,” junior Matt Reinhold said. “All of the cast members were hilarious were displayed throughout the high school and Gym 1 on May 25, 26, and 27 from in the funny skits, and the serious ones were really well-done.” 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. The works submitted were from students from kindergarten up to The Drama Club also sponsored an improvisational night on June 1 with all th 12 grade in the high school. The fabulous collection of original art included senior proceeds benefi ting MDA, a fund for Muscular Dystrophy. T-shirts were also sold works, a presentation of their last works for high school. to benefi t the cause. Photos/Lera Salmon Students who proved to have a knack for improv were selected by Chiolan to be in the cast. Many improvisational games and activities were performed during an exciting evening packed with enthusiastic audience members in the auditorium. The improv games are ones that are played during drama classes, and the games were set up similarly to the improv portion of Laughingstock. Chiolan, along with seniors Gabby Dando and Katie Dun, were the hosts for the evening. Both Drama Nights and Improv Night featured many seniors in their last per- formance at Neshaminy before graduation. “I’ve been very fortunate this year. I’ve had the opportunity to work with 125 very special and talented students. I am proud of all their accomplishments and their selfl ess actions. I know the seniors are destined for great futures and I can’t wait to work with the underclassmen next year,” Chiolan said. Both Drama Nights and Improv Night proved to be a great ending to the best year yet from the Drama Department.

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2001 Old Lincoln Highway Langhorne, PA 19047 (215) 809-6670 Contract battle unfair Editorial Board at students’ expense Editor In Chief Neshaminy School District defi nitely has its fair share of controver- Jenna Overton sies, and rarely do these confl icts have an impact on the entire student body. The most current controversy, the Neshaminy Federation of Managing Editor Teachers’ fi ght for a new contract, is easily the most signifi cant yet and Ellen LoManto is getting more and more out of hand. The current work-to-contract plan is putting restrictions on things By Nicole Onisick Business Editor the teachers can do to enrich their classrooms. More and more students CJ Colando are forming opinions on the situation, and many have turned against their teachers. “I give the teachers the appropriate amount of respect News Editors and gratitude they deserve,” junior Louis Sacks said. “But their protests Jocelyn Joseph, should never be at the expense of the students.” Lera Salmon and However, there are several misconceptions about the situation that Jessica Thorson the majority of the public is failing to realize. For one, the NFT is not dead-set in some diabolical plan to maintain extraordinarily high salaries Op-Ed Editors while still not paying for health benefi ts. According to the Fact Finding What are you doing this summer? Lindsay Lipsky and Report released by the Pennsylvania Labor Relations Board, the third party who had been brought in to assess the situation sided with the Nicole Onisick teachers in every aspect, including salary raises and health benefi ts. The NFT wants to negotiate. The union leaders understand that Student Life Editors times are tough in the current economy, and they know they can’t receive Dan Coleman and free healthcare for much longer. But the difference between the NFT Tori Hyndman and the board of school district directors is that the union is trying to meet somewhere in the middle, whereas the school board is not. Special Features Editors “We made an initial offer which today still remains unaddressed Stacey Matthew and by the district, other than saying ‘No,’” biology teacher and NFT union Danielle Olander President Louise Boyd said. “From the start, the district has taken the attitude of ‘we don’t care what you want, here’s our offer and if you Senior Entertainment Editors don’t like it, that’s too bad.’” Senior Becca Erskine, Tori Styner and Though the teachers’ decision to keep their mouths shut about union Mike Lanzetta Megan Alexander Jenna Zaidman policies and agendas is frustrating to those of us who would like to know both sides of the story, their silence is, in a way, respectful. Rather than “Going on “Jewish religion Sports Editors turn this into a dog-eat-dog battle, they’ve chosen to remain silent to tour.” camp.” Annie Abdo, Victoria Mazze remain the integrity of their goals. and Samantha Pipe The teachers in the Neshaminy School District are not the self- ish criminals that the news and the school board are portraying them Expressions Editors to be. They wouldn’t have chosen to become educators if they didn’t Katey Smith and truly possess the desire to enlighten young minds. This whole situation Rebecca Yacker is much more intricate than anyone cares to believe, and it’s unfair to make judgments about a problem without knowing both sides of the story. Photography Editors With all of that that being said, the teachers’ union is not handing Gina Artilio and the situation professionally. By choosing such a drastic guideline of Marissa Beaston new practices, the Neshaminy Federation of Teachers is only adding to the fi re that this situation has already created. Yes, the teacher’s have Senior Senior Graphics Editor succeeded in gaining the attention they need to see change, but in doing Jaclyn Huston Ryan Campbell Colleen McDonald so they have put students’ futures in jeopardy. The students have no say in the battle between the NFT and the school board, so why are we the Circulation Editors ones suffering from the backlash? “Traveling like “Meeting new Colleen Kane and Almost all colleges require at least two letters of recommendation Eliza Thornberry pals.” Emma Tatrai to even consider a student for acceptance, and teachers are now refusing across Africa.” to provide even that. After-school-help is now not an option for troubled Copy Editors students, leaving them to fend for themselves. And monumental moments Emily Duke, Nicole Gattone, of senior year, like prom, graduation, and senior picnic are endangered Josh Reznik and without the assistance teachers. Trapped in between two fi ring sides, What are you looking forward Katy Svedova the student’s are the ones facing injury. The Neshaminy Federation of Teachers and the school board to next year? Adviser desperately need to sit down and negotiate the issue. Nothing can be Megan Millman accomplished if one side is unwilling to compromise, and now that the students are being used as pawns in the whole debate, a timely solution Staff Writers is more important than ever before. Brielle Ballantine, Alexandra Banks, Sarah As students, we understand that this issue is not as black-and-white Bedesem, Paige Brodnyan, Jenny Bront, as many would like to believe. We understand that there are two sides to Carlos Carreras, Alyssa Cassano, Amanda every story, and that careful negotiation is the only thing that can truly Covon, Cassandra DeRocco, Emily Duke, solve this problem. But at the end of the day, the new guidelines enacted Nicole Gattone, Vlada Golovchenko, Dan- ielle Hillesland, Lauren Hoffman, Rebecca by the Neshaminy Federation of Teachers hurt children and jeopardinze Johnson, Anastasia Iorga, Oman Khan, Elexis their futures, when students have absolutely no say and nothing to do Senior Levin, Melanie Matyi, Mitchell MacKay, with this issue. And for that, the Playwickian cannot condone the union’s Senior Tiffany McMahon, Jonathon Mettus, Marissa latest actions or fi nd them remotely respectable. Kevin Ballester Dylan Mcguckin Pacitto, Ed Packer, Anna Pankevich, Saman- tha Pipe, Jakiya Pyron, Caitlin Rauch, Sean Redmond, Codi Regan, Adrienne Reice, This unsigned editorial represents the major- “My arranged mar- “No more high Joshua Reznik, Juliette Rihl, Jessica Rom- riage and having school shenanigans.” berger, Rachel Rotteveel, Casey Rosseljong, ity view of the editorial board, and in no way Alexa Rotunno, Alyssa Sadowski, Thomas expresses the opinions of either of the parties children.” Sottnick, Amy Stecklair, Vijay Patel, Candice Sweeney, Joanna Sauer, Clay Snyder, Janelle mentioned. Thee, Ashley Titler, Lilia Tkach, Morgan Traver, Danielle Walter, Rohan Yagnik, Awards Deanna Zaro. The publication has received recognition by the Columbia Published monthly, the student newspaper of Neshaminy High School is a public forum, with its student Scholastic Press Association in the following years - First editorial board making all decisions concerning its contents. 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In many schools around this area, students who recieve all A’s during the school year are exempt from fi nal exams. Students should be exempt. . . or everyone takes fi nals? t is that time of the school year when everyone crams in nine Every high school student has suffered through it. As the end months of learning for a 90-minute test. Students who work hard of the school year draws near, so does the end of the curriculum- and Iall year, however, should earn special privileges when it comes to fi nal exams. Usually dreaded by most students, fi nal exams are the fi nal exams. The students who receive straight A’s in a class should culmination of what students have learned, studied, and reviewed be fully exempt from taking the fi nal exam at the end of the school all year long- or lack thereof. year. Although fi nal exams are not what most students would con- Allowing students who receive straight A’s in a class all year the By Rachel Rotteveel sider fun, they are an important part of the learning process. By Josh Reznik opportunity to be exempt from taking the fi nal would take immense Staff Writer There is no other way to truly determine how much of the Copy Editor pressure away from them because it would be one less class to cram material students have absorbed and retained throughout the an entire year’s worth of lessons in the night before the fi nal. Also, year, and what they will take away from their classes. students would become more motivated to work hard to earn A’s in classes so they Students who get straight A’s should not be exempted from fi nals. Some students could have the opportunity to be exempt from the fi nal exam. can get a passing grade in a class by simply cramming the night before a test by rely- Recently, I polled my AE Honors Chemistry class about fi nal exams. Of the 13 ing on memorization skills or sheer luck. This may result in students forgetting what students present, eight voted that students who receive straight A’s in a class should they have previously learned once the test is over, because teachers have moved on to be allowed to be exempt from the fi nal exam. the next section or chapter. This can be detrimental to their learning process, because The fact of the matter is fi nal exams are viewed as added stress to a student’s al- students may retain little to none of the required material, but still be able to pass the ready hectic life. Do students really need anymore stress at the end of the year? We course. already have to deal with wrapping up spring sports and searching and starting summer The fi nal exam is the one test students are not able to cram for. Since it is a cu- jobs. For seniors: prom, graduation, and the transition to life after high school. mulative exam, the magnitude of information is too immense and requires extensive But ask yourself this: Are fi nals really necessary if you have excelled in a class studying and knowledge of the course materials. all year? The purpose of the fi nal exam is to show what students have learned all Final exams are a way of reviewing the main points and themes of what you year in each class. Some teachers give marking period tests or midterms in order to have been taught the entire year, which is important no matter how well a student has reduce the amount a student needs to study for the fi nal exam at the end of the school performed each marking period. year. If students who receive straight A’s in a class According to a statement on www.enotes. demonstrate that they can comprehend the subject com, “If a way could be found out to make all material and are able to excel on other tests, then the students taking up a course to learn perfectly there is no reason that they should take the fi nal well all that they need to learn as part of their exam at the end of the year. education of program, there will be no need for The student body deserves a break. Brad fi nal exams. However, no such effective methods Johnson, student and member of the Neshaminy of teaching or learning exist.” Swim Team, prioritizes and puts academics fi rst By allowing students who have earned A’s which allows him to earn A’s in all of his classes. all year long to be exempt from fi nals, it would be “To get straight A’s a student must be dedicated using the fi nal exam as a form of “punishment” to their work,” Johnson said “The fi nal only has a for students who did not receive A’s. Punishment potential to hurt their grade where a non straight-A is not the aim of a fi nal exam, and the exemption student can use it to raise their grade.” from it should not be the factor that motivates As I have mentioned earlier, fi nal exams can students to do well. make students feel incredibly stressed at the end of A student who has earned an 89 percent the school year when they need to study for mul- has worked just as hard as a student who earned tiple fi nal exams at the same time. Michael Stre- a 90, but this small difference would require them ich, a community college professor and member to take the fi nal. of the North Carolina Association of Historians, Taking fi nal exams prepares high school issued a report to www.suite101.com about fi nal Cramming for fi nals can be tedious and boring, and some people be- students for college. According to http://www. exams in schools. “Students taking a ‘full load’ of lieve some students should be exempt from fi nals if they meet certain usatoday.com, 63 percent of high school gradu- classes fi nd themselves cramming until late hours requirements. Courtesy of forum.belmont.edu ates go to college immediately after graduation, in order to pass the exams with good scores. The the highest rate ever. added pressure often affects realistic performance levels and contributes to student Most likely, students who do well in their classes will go to college. Their college stress, particularly among students at the very top tier and those in danger of failing.” courses will entail taking fi nal exams even if they have an A. Shouldn’t high schools Streich said. be modeling what college curriculums demand from students? Stress, studying, and no time are all factors when it comes to fi nal exams at the In conclusion, all students should be required to take fi nal exams because they are end of the school year. But, students who receive straight A’s in a course should be benefi cial. Final exams allow students to examine and utilize what they have learned given the incentive to be exempt from the fi nal. If this were to become an offi cial the whole year and prepare students for the pressures of college. For students who policy for all classes, students might be more attentive in classes throughout the year need help preparing for fi nal exams, www.associatedcontent.com offers tips on how so they can receive exemption from fi nal exams at the end of the year. to study for fi nals. Nearing graduation, reality sets in, NHS not too bad By Nicole Onisick have dwindled down, I’ve realized all of somewhere in my life. giving up on hating Neshaminy as soon Op-Ed Editor the complaining I did could also add up to At least three times a week my as you can. straight A’s in every one of my classes. Facebook status has been set to the tally Before you know it, you will never High school, jail cell, hell, etc. I hate I have had a serious disease since of days at school left, “I hate school,” (or have to look at this place, people, or even this place, I hate the people, I hate the hall I walked upon the construction zone back some other variation, too inappropriate see the time of day before sunlight, again. monitors who sing songs in my face and in ’07. This serious illness usually strikes for a high school newspaper). Like most When all is said and done, what really is chase me until I land in the safety of the students around May of their senior year, people who look back upon high school, there to hate that we can blame Nesh- girl’s room. I hate hearing my alarm go but for me, I have had to deal with the if I could go back and change things, I aminy for? The only acceptable thing to off at 6 a.m. I hate my make up wearing overbearing disease of ‘Senioritus’ since most certainly would. I would get more truly despise is the obnoxious violin and off by second period, but refusing to be Sept. of my sophomore year. This sickness sleep at night instead of sleeping for ten drum music on the morning announce- one of ‘those girls’ who touches it up in causes the excessive use of sweat pants minutes every period (this would save the ments (for real…its 7:15 a.m., how about the mirror. I hate the shady ‘beef’, I hate and tee shirts, rolling into class’s min- embarrassment of drool on my book bag something more relaxing?) or possibly the non-opening windows. utes after the bell, doing assignments ten and back pain). I would appreciate all the that one hall monitor you fi nd lurking over Since the beginning of sophomore minutes before they are due (don’t look so laughs with my friends in the hallway. I your shoulder with 4 minutes left until the year, I have said each of these statements surprised all of my past teachers). I can’t would eat the beefy cheesy nachos, the warning bell screaming “Move it, move it, at least twice a day, and some of them pos- blame the disease, because I did nothing to big daddy’s, and max sticks cheese sticks move it!” Hopefully high school won’t be sibly in every single period. I claimed to do to help myself get better. I complained every week instead of claiming they are the best times of our lives and there will hate high school, I was one of those kids for days upon end, blamed teachers, ‘for- disgusting. be more to come for everyone, but it is who acted like I would never look back got’ assignments in my locker. I blamed For the future students with a certainly something we will never forget on my high school and miss these “glory Neshaminy. I hated a place that had done year or more left, (sorry freshman, there (no matter how hard you may try). days” but as my days here at Neshaminy nothing to me except attempt to get me is no hope for you) I would recommend June 9, 2010 The Playwickian Op-Ed Page 7A Cyrus dubs ‘evolution of Miley’ in new video

By Lindsay Lipsky Op-Ed Editor

If anyone in this school knows one fact about me, it’s probably that I consider myself Miley Cyrus’s biggest fan. So yes, it is much to my dismay and it breaks my heart that I have to say what I am about to, but it must be done: her new music video was a little much. And by a little, I mean a lot. Cyrus’s new video for her song “Can’t Be Tamed” premiered on the E! Network on May 4, 2010. Cyrus is referring to this video as the “next step in the ‘evolution of Miley.’” She wears very provocative costumes, such as a slutty bird outfi t, and does interesting dance moves. Interesting meaning dancing how a 17-year-old girl shouldn’t, especially one in which young girls look up to as a role model. During the video, she is trying to escape from a bird cage, while hundreds of people are watching her. Many have also likened the video to a vintage Britney Spears-type video. “The video isn’t about being sexy or about who can wear less clothes,” Miley has said. “It’s about explaining the song and living the lyrics… I don’t want to be in a cage. I want to be free and do what I love.” So although Miley and her family may believe that, it is important to take it as it is. She is being inappropriate and basically irresponsible to the fans that have made her so successful in her career. Even though I may be an exception, the majority of her fan base begins with children of a very young age. Not only has Miley come out with an inappropriate music video, videos have been exposed of her dancing very inappropriately with her much older, “The Last Song” director, Adam Shankman. This is also giving young girls the idea that it is not bad to get a bad reputation. Yes, it may be normal for a 17-year-old girl to dance and act like that, but Cyrus isn’t a normal girl. She should know already that girls look up to her and want to be exactly like her. I guess it’s time we all start to accept it though, our little Hannah Montana is growing up before our eyes. But the question will always remain: is she allowed to grow up or should she contain herself for her younger fans? It’s just a matter of time before she turns into the next Lindsay Lohan-- loses her talent, loses her fans, and loses her dignity. So Miley, please, for everybody’s sake, but mostly mine, don’t act Miley Cyrus shows off her new evolved appearance in her new video “Can’t Be your age! Tamed.” She is calling this video the “evolution of Miley.” The video is very racy and has cuased much controversy. Courtesy of perezhilton.com Senior Op-Ed Editors refl ect on fi ghts, abusive times Dearest Op-Ed Readers, We appreciate you reading our page (we all know you didn’t, and probably won’t even read this). Being the Op-Ed Editor has had its rewards that would consist of Chick Fila during layout, refrigerator, and couch. For two years as a pair our relationship has grown to a very effi cient pattern, Lindsay works and Nicole eats (and entertains). Lindsay has grown very comfortable with raising her voice to levels of anger, and also being excessively abusive. The Playwickian has made us the cool, C-List Neshaminy kids that we always knew we had the potential to be. Due to the newspaper, we have low self esteem (thanks Gould, Millie, Jenna, and Ellen) and also a knack for witty headlines. We have a few words of wisdom: Be radical in your ideas, there is no such thing as too much controversies, and when it comes to the number fi ve combo, always go with the 12 count. Xoxo, Lindsay and Nicole Five Ferris-worthy tips for better high school experience Too many adolescents fail to be them- She—as well as anyone else you reach Gym Night and Prom because those selves because they’re too concerned out to—will be just as happy to receive events are momentous. But what about about what others will think of them. If your kind gesture as you are to give it. when you and your friends are sitting in you want to sing 3. Find some- someone’s basement watching a movie? a Miley Cyrus thing you’re pas- What about when you’re all grabbing By Jenna Overton song as you walk sionate about fast food in sweat pants? These experi- Editor in Chief to gym with your Sports teams are ences may not seem spectacular now, friends, then sing a great way to but in a few years, they may be exactly Many of us watch movies like “The your heart out. meet new people; what you want to remember. Breakfast Club” and “Ferris Bueller” as Embarrassment is the bonds you’ll 5. Don’t sweat the small stuff children and dream of what our lives will temporary, but the form with team- So your friends are hanging out, and be like in high school. We envision lots fulfi llment you’ll mates throughout they forgot to send you a text inviting of new friends, awkward but crucial dates, feel upon being a season will you. There’s no need to sit in a dark exciting football games and countless, exactly who you last long after room crying for three days; they prob- fi lm-worthy moments. want to be lasts the buzzer runs ably didn’t think anything of it. Every- However, this illustration of the per- much longer. out. But if sports one has nights of not being invited, and fect high school experience doesn’t come 2. Say “Hi” to aren’t particularly everyone has times of uncertainty. The true for many individuals. Most kids stick everyone your forte, join most important thing is to go with the with their groups of friends from middle Branching out is one of the many fl ow and not let it bother you. Things something that clubs our high happen for a reason, and by remember- school, stay home during sporting events Matthew Broderick in “Ferris Bueller’s Day may seem dif- school offers, like ing to keep your emotions in check, and spend too much time hating high off.” Courtesy of baldouting.blogspot.com school to realize that these are the years fi cult at times, Debate, Model you’ll ensure that high school is a much we’re always going to remember. especially for UN, Art Club or less dramatic experience. Believe it or not, high school can individuals who have a solid group of Newspaper. Not only will this give Make the most of high school, be- be the momentous experience we see friends already, but being friendly to you an outlet to devote excess energy cause if properly executed, these four in beloved, teenage movies. Many kids everyone you come in contact will never to, but it will let you fi nd something to years can be just as exciting as a scene simply don’t know how to take advantage be a bad thing. If you and a cute girl in do every day that genuinely makes you from any teenage movie. Always remem- of some of the most interesting years of your chemistry class shared an inside happy. ber Ferris’ last words: “Life moves pretty their lives. joke in class today, then give her a big 4. Take pictures of everything fast. You don’t stop and look around once 1. Forget being embarrassed hello when you see her in the hallway. Everyone knows to take pictures at in a while, you could miss it.” Page 8A The Playwickian Expressions June 9, 2010

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fi nite RuptureKatey Olivia of SmythMysti Here and Now In Paige Brodnyan

I’ll bury it all deeper this time. In Y hopes you can’t decipher my cryptic messages. Any- rays of light reflect thing to prevent you from Untitled devouring the hope I have rainbows across Rebecca Alyssa Yacker I left. That still crawls through the water toucht these collapsing veins. I’ll in the trees love submerge all the feeling. In the song birds with twisted verses that beat to a the sound of my rubescent crow their sounds of love RebeccaR It’s Alyssa Wrong Yacker delicate heart. Watch it blister be- the grass just simply hand to yond the reach of aid. As I bowing in the wind assure veil it with my undying faith. as i lay and stare it For something much larger will than we. In this web of tan- at the sky not gled perplexity that we can’t like a slow moving film I dream about you often break. seem to stomach. Alone we with the soundtrack wrestle our fears of tomor- I know it’s wrong row. But together we resist of nature I wonder if you dream about the toxic acid of today. The i live this moment me often or if you know future that lie ahead. Holds here and now your prescence steals LIFE FLIES BY only as much as we can wishing that right now the breath from my lungs. bear to let it swallow. As it my heart pumps so fast gasps for the life it’s always could be the I know it’s wrong IT CHANGES RAPIDLY known. Among the lilac ex- consistancy of my notmy cheeks turn poison apple red haust that blusters on this so simple existance IN THE RIVERS OF current of infi nity. That I will I want to take a bite never let depart from these I know it’s wrong TIME lips of solemn possibili- your face comes together from ties. Sworn to the eras that pieces in my mind, stretch beyond our range. in the rain, in the sun, Light from Are promises never to be at dusk, and at dawn the shadow broken. I know it’s wrong. Ellen Barbara Lomanto June 9, 2010 The Playwickian Expressions Page 9A

I walked over to the hill where we used to go and sled. There were a lot of little kids there. I watched them fl ying. Doing jumps and having races. And I thought that all those little kids are going to grow up someday. And all of those little kids are going to do the things that we do. And they will all kiss someone someday. But for now, sledding is enough. I think it would be great if sledding were always enough, but it isn’t.

-- (Author)Stephen Chobsky

Seniors, remember that just because you’re part of a majority, does not mean you can- not stand out as an indiviual, and create change. What ever you do, do it well, and do it because you love it. Lead your life through passion-- not expectation. -Rebecca Yacker June 9, 2010 The Playwickian Student Life Page 13A Contract confl ict erupts spurring pupil protest By Dan Coleman and began to essentially escape. Many of which were suspended and many sub- write the crucial letters of recommenda- Student Life Editor students took refuge in the woods while jected to fi nes up to $500. tion which are required by nearly all col- others rallied in the fi elds. The escapees were locked out of the leges. This act, which essentially jeop- As the confl ict over the absent con- “It just got way out of hand and af- school but many did stay on the prem- ardizes the future of the students, was a tract has begun to affect students directly, main source of contempt, specifi cally for demonstrations and protests were held the juniors. at Maple Point Middle School and Ne- An estimated 200 students attended shaminy High School on May 27. The the demonstration which ended promptly schools’ students responded in drastical- at 7:12. Two juniors held signs which ly different ways, from a neutral, peace- read “Who really suffers?” and “What ful demonstration to a chaotic, mob of about us?” fl eeing teens. Despite the noblest of goals, the gath- At Maple Point, the protest was origi- ering received mixed reviews from the nally aimed against the teachers. With teachers. Many were allegedly either up- signs labeled “Stop the Greed” students set or disappointed with the students they were demonstrating their frustration over know that participated. On the opposite the teachers’ refusal to participate in ex- end of the spectrum, many expressed a tra-curricular activities. deeper respect toward the students and The protest, however, quickly strayed their proactive step. from the “cause.” According to students A peaceful demonstration at the high school is a sharp contrast to the chaos In addition to the May 27 protests, in attendance, the fence surrounding the at the middle school. there have been many other proposed heating oil was torn down and the poles Photo/Jenna Overton protests, which have been more focused were used as imaginary torches. Debris, with missing class and causing Maple including glass, was thrown around the ter people had weapons and the police ises, attempting to rally others that were Point-like chaos than actually making mass crowd of people came, I was like ‘I attending classes. When Fox News a point. Mainly organized via texting, and some students got do not want to be out showed up to cover the madness, a few these protests include the plan to stand violent with the prin- here anymore,’” Ve- of the renegade students mooned the in the hallway after third period, which cipals, who actually ronyca Rodriguez, an cameras. did in fact draw some participants, and a represent the side the eighth grader at Ma- The sheer anarchy of the day was sarcastic plea for head shaving. protestors were “sup- ple Point, said. Ro- augmented by threats of a walk-out and “All students must shave there head porting.” driguez left the chaos suspended students threatening to return and Glue there hair to the hallway walls The similarities just in time, arriving the following day, Maple Point’s Field before 5th period. Don’t [wimp] out [peo- to a mob do not end in homeroom at 8:13; Day, do continue to wreak havoc. ple],” read the text message although a there unfortunately. two minutes later and While Maple Point fell into disarray, few of the words have been changed. The police were ob- Students fl ee from cops at Maple Point. she would have been the High School Unfortunately, viously called and Photo/Fox News subject to the punish- held its own calm, the demonstration once they arrived, the students broke up ment facing the run-a-way students, 200 organized demon- at the high school is stration. A com- the odd one out. Its plete contrast to neutrality contrasts Graduation project preparations begin Maple Point’s ral- the one-sided anger ly, the high school backing the Maple A reminder to the teachers, this sign was students focused Point protest and Senior stresses come too soon held in the front of the gathering. on neutrality. the disruptive high Photo/Tori Hyndman By Tori Hyndman “The demon- school ones. The Student Life Editor stration was in- majority of the par- tended to show that the students care and ticipants of the fi rst also actually stood Although the graduation project managed to take up signifi cant time and effort are not happy with the fact that everyone for the cause while the latter was more for this year’s Neshaminy senior, it’s the last thing on their mind these days. Instead, is suffering because negotiations will not focused on causing trouble. current juniors and underclassmen alike are becoming familiarized with the require- resume. It was neither for nor against the The latest manifestations of the con- ments of infamous Pennsylvania state mandated graduation project. teachers or administration, but rather for tract confl ict offi cially affect the students This project is a state-wide necessity for on-time graduation and permission to the students. It needs to be resolved and and in doing so have justly evoked a participate in school events including (but not limited to) proms, homecoming, gym that is what we wanted to show,” junior response. This response varied widely night, etc. Though simplistic and straightforward, this year’s project proved to be class president and leader of the demon- across the district, from the positive stress-inducing for even the top students at Neshaminy. stration Dylan Atkinson said. gathering at the high school to the poten- But despite the diffi culties the project proved for some, the project essentially The suffering Atkinson is referring tially very dangerous riot at Maple Point. aims to help students out in encouraging them to begin researching and looking fur- to stems from the teachers’ strict work- Without a compromise, both types of re- ther into potential career and post-high school choices. to-the-contract tactic. In accordance sponses should be expected to continue. This project, generally believed by students to be nothing more than an unneces- with this tactic, teachers are refusing to sary and uninspiring requirement did in fact succeed in helping select students in their college/career search practice. But for many, up until the beginning of their senior year, the graduation project and what it entailed remained a mystery for the most part. So juniors and underclassmen, pay close attention, as having a background knowledge about the daunting task you have to face in the years coming may just help to ease the blow a little bit. Now, like previously mentioned, the graduation project is pretty straightforward in its differentiating sections. Before beginning the project, students must categorize their post-high school plans into one of the following: C for a standard four-year col- lege, T for post secondary training (this includes BCCC), and W for going into the workforce. The Neshaminy grad project consists of three parts: the research component, the writing portion, and the presentation aspect which includes a taped video presenta- tion or a scheduled live one. These three parts are separate with different due dates Photo/Tori Hyndman Courtesy of Leonard Cohen and correspond sequentially, easing students into the project by beginning with quiz- Is this Neshaminy newspaper advisor Megan Millman or zes, surveys and ways to jump-start their research. renowned muppet Kermit the Frog? With the research aspect of the project underway and due by mid-September, the writing portion is next to ensue. Basically, students take the information that they had gathered and compiled from various sources and arrange it properly and cogently into essays that most appropriately highlight what they hope and aspire and plan on pursuing outside of high school. This additionally is marked with completion with another due date mid-October, and is marked amongst the Neshaminy teaching staff—returned if proper changes are to be made. The fi nal portion of the project consists of the presentation—actually performing and speaking about your chosen topic in front of a panel of judges. This part is usu- ally the most daunting of the three for the graduating senior, with nerves trickling in and imponderable “what if’s” fl ooding the mind. For those who are especially public-speaking conscious, they can choose to record themselves making their pre- sentation and submit for review in January. Even so, most students are able to perform in front of at least two judges in April while the juniors are PSSA testing, and suffi ciently pass the portion of the project, and the project overall, ultimately proving that all of the hard work and effort that seemed pointless and silly in the beginning was actually worth while. Page 10A The Playwickian Student Life June 9, 2010 College application process simpler than seems By Meaghan Breitkreutz tion so that they can just as easily clinch portant one, as it needs to be thought out awesome. Go for it, and most important- Staff Writer the spots at their favored universities and and decided before anything else can be ly, don’t sacrifi ce any part of what you truly begin their lives. accomplished. Now it’ll defi nitely be want. With graduation underway, seniors are To start off the process of getting daunting and worrying—it’s ridiculous Next, do research pertaining to your busy fi nalizing plans for their life after dream, and become aware of all that high school. Whether that includes your chosen future requires and pro- buying new things for dorm rooms, vides. Make sure to know what type or fi lling out job applications for new of education (if any) is necessary for jobs, it’s inevitable that seniors’ lives the particular fi eld of work and con- are about to dramatically change. And clude whether any necessary sacrifi ces with the “goodbye” to seniors of 2010, are truly worth it. It’s better to weed comes an excited “hello” to the up- out the garbage now rather than being coming seniors of 2011. a junior in college realizing that astro- All of the agonizing and seeming- nautics isn’t exactly for you. ly endless preparation that the seniors Third, start making preparations. It have done thus far is going to benefi t has to start sometime. Ease into the them very much in the near future. application or job search process, and The effort put in will defi nitely pay go to the store, and buy yourself a fresh off when they begin classes at their pack of ink pens, and pencils, standard top choice schools, experiencing what envelopes, stamps and a carton of your college and post-Neshaminy life has favorite ice cream and begin fi lling out to offer; however, they are only going transcripts and questionnaires to send to get as much as they gave. ready for post-high school life, there are to think you have to plan out your whole to prospective schools. So now, as prospective 2011 gradu- certain things that almost-seniors need to adult life at the age of seventeen, but it The stress may make you want to ates fi nish up their junior year, it is neces- do; the sooner the better. is best to perhaps have a general idea of rip out your hair and scream; the effort sary for next year’s seniors to soon begin First, decide what you are going to what you plan to do after your name is will pay of in the grand scheme of things the process of post-high school prepara- do after high school. called and you toss your cap. though. Colleges, jobs, etc. are not nec- This is the fi rst step, and an im- Try to take into consideration what essarily going to fi nd you. You are going is the best option for you. It may be dif- to have to tell them you want to go there fi cult to do so with overbearing parents and why. Just keep focused and tell the chirping their ideas into ear-bud plugged colleges most simply and cogently why ears, but ultimately decide what is best they should, essentially, pick you. for you. If college seems to be the best Just as importantly, make sure you path, great. Begin by looking for schools have completed all requirements. This June 9 June 17 that catch your eye, then narrow them may extend to taking certain entry tests Class of 2010 Graduation Underclassmen Finals down to a few for application consider- (SAT, ACT) and providing teacher/guid- 6:30 p.m. Harry E. Frank Math & Science ation. According to gocollege.com, by ance references, although with the recent Stadium 11:20 a.m. Dismissal the end of your junior year, you should contract confl ict, this may prove to be have a rough idea of the colleges you impossible. June 10 June 18 would like to attend, and even a major Okay, juniors, ready yet? Preparation Class of 2010 Graduation - Rain Date Last Day of School for Students that interests you, in mind. Future is here. T-minus one year until 6:30 p.m. Harry E. Frank Final Exam Make-Ups If college isn’t where you see suc- graduation. Start making all the provi- Stadium 11:20 a.m. Dismissal cess, don’t stress. If in fi ve years, you sions now, get ahead and secure a com- imagine yourself running through the mendable future for yourself, with suffi - June 16 June 21 streets of Manhattan, juggling auditions cient time left to enjoy the luxury of truly Underclassmen Finals First Day of Summer and bussing tables at a coffee shop, then being a teenager for one last year. Social Studies & English 11:20 a.m. Dismissal August 31 First Day of School for Students Quirky Connelly tells all

By Danielle Olander Special Features Editor

Senior Kristin Connelly may not be the most graceful person at Neshaminy; regardless, she is ready to fl y off into whatever life throws at her. With goals of bringing down the house and the school, Connelly has a mind for creativity.

Q: What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done/seen in your high school years? A: Slip and fall down the stairs with my Connelly, an optimist at heart, can al- book bag. ways be found smiling around her loving friends at Neshaminy. Q: What is the most fun thing you Photo/Gina Artillio plan to do this summer? A: I plan to go on a cruise to the Baha- mas. Q: What would you title your biogra- phy? Q: If you could control someone, who A: Life of K-Con. would you choose and why? A: Taylor Lautner so he could love me Q: If you could shape-shift, what forever because he’s really hot. would you become? A: A house. Q: If you could have a superpower, what would it be and what would you Q: What is one thing you would say to use it for? Neshaminy High School if it could talk A: Defi nitely to fl y because I could fl y to back? different places I’ve never been before. A: Why are you bipolar?

Q: Which Disney character would you Q: What motto do you live your life be “BFFs” with? by? A: Goofy, because he’s hilarious. A: Live life to the fullest. June 9, 2010 The Playwickian Student Life Page 11A Senior prom stacks up to local competition By Ashley Robnett they announce a Prom King and a Prom Now I bet right now you’re to repair whatever was broken everyone Staff Writer Queen, which is not a tradition in every thinking Pennsbury is defi nitely the best. continued moving and grooving. But school. The thing that tickles my How on earth could you top that? Well, then almost every song was unfi nished Sleek and silky dresses, fi tted fan- cy the most about while Neshaminy didn’t have any live before the next came on. It was a little suits and fedoras. Girls spend hours on Truman’s prom performers we also didn’t have six of annoying. Overall, Neshaminy had a preparations with nail and hair is that without the students arrested for underage drink- pretty great prom except for our DJ who appointments, days scout- a doubt every ing while still at the prom. So as nice as wronged in his profession choice. ing out the perfect year, every sin- their end of the year get together might So which one was best? “It was dress. Boys gle guest sits be, Neshaminy’s gets a boost for avoid- the best because we all got to be together gather down in that ing the run-ins with the cops. one last time and it was the best night of up the giant chair Neshaminy’s senior prom was my life,” Chad Gulick from Neshaminy nerve to and some- located at the beautiful down-town said. “It really is about who you’re with ask the one snaps Sheraton. That alone took breaths away. not what you’re doing to the Truman question a picture. It had its very own ice sculpture crowd,” Hayes said. and then That and another giant dance “There’s a book about our prom,” Brit- after they over- fl oor to fi t the hun- tany Kent from Pennsbury proudly said. get their ‘yes’ sized dreds of students This has to make them the best then, they wait until chair that showed right? Regardless, each school the day where up. Every- had a fabulous prom, even they pick up their one had fun, if they didn’t do it dates and dazzle laughed and all the same them with a smile. never danced. way. Every year Photo/Christinefails. Denis Every- Maybe prom goes pretty Neshaminy students anxiously gather in the“The lobby people of make thing some much the same with the fabulous Sheraton, waiting itto [theget tobest]” the food Todd and Hayes, a was proms every school. All the dancing. Truman senior, said, “the people and fan- are a lit- students who are going the energy.” tas- Pennsbury’s Prom featured intense parade tle better, make a big deal about t h e Pennsbury has been competing demonstrating their proms superiority. maybe some event. Everyone gets super jazzed as it and winning for years in many people’s Photo/Julia Farrell have better gets closer and closer. First it starts with opinions. Their prom is a little different; tasting food, purchasing the tickets and then calling it is held in the school instead of a hall or better music. the limo company. It boils down to the like most other senior high proms. Oh, tic, the Those are all mi- day of, when everyone just can’t wait to plus the parade beforehand. That’s right, food was great nor concerns when get there. Prom is pretty much the same a parade. Every year they have a different and the cameramen fl oats, possibly it comes to the last no matter where you go. There is food, theme for the parade instead of the usual were sweet. big party a class who there is music, and there is dancing. limo. This year was ‘Games and Enter- The picture line moved surpris- has grown-up with Which school is throwing it all together tainment.’ There were plenty of Apples ingly quickly. The fi ne woman whom I one another can have. the best though? to Apples fl oats, a couple of Scrabbles, asked told me kindly, “To the right, the The simple truth: every- Every year Harry S. Truman gets and a bucket load of Mario Brothers. one that smells like hairspray.” one’s prom was great because ready and all the limos and the parents’ They also had an ice cream truck, and the The only minor disappointment they had in the end it doesn’t matter about ice hot cars head over to King’s Caterers, most popular choice, a fi re truck. This was when everyone fi nally got on the sculptures or fl oats; it matters who was the same location as Neshaminy’s Junior year they had Thomas Ian Nicholas and dance fl oor, which took a little long, af- there and what memories you made to Prom. The food is edible and the dance The Quincy Mumford Band perform for ter the fi rst few songs the music fl at out keep forever. fl oor is large. At the end of the night them. stopped playing. After the minute it took Cafeteria aides serve up success for students As the school year is coming to an returning with students in the fall. aminy students should be grateful to these end, lunch aides have designated for the “[I like] meeting new, great kids, getting aides, because without them, the cafete- summer, but they don’t know if they will to know them,” Mrs. Zimmerman, who ria could, at times, be quite chaotic. So return for the 2010-2011 school year due also expressed that all of the aides will instead of thinking about protests and By Carlos Carreras to the budget. miss the teach- Staff Writer “My favorite part of doing this job outgoing er’s is that I get to interact with the students, seniors, “greedi- Lunch aides are part of our daily lives and talk about sports and college with said. . ness” as much as teachers and principals. As them,” lunch aide David Thier said. “I love these most students at Neshaminy attend lunch Even though many, like Thier, en- interact- days, between fourth and seventh periods, it’s joy working in the close-knit community ing with it’s nice the lunch aides job to keep the place or- that Neshaminy is, it is overwhelmingly students to in- ganized, safe and fun as well. upsetting that they can only hope to be as part of stead fo- my job, cus on a I love group of kids, I people don’t like who’s I Heard it in the Hallway adults [as goal is much],” simply Yo I’m sellin’ chicken The only way I can aide Mrs. to make heads, two for $5. describe her is ‘Gila Nickels, The Neshaminy cafeteria aides not only dish out beefy-cheesy’s lunch, Monster.’ said. for the students on a regular basis, but smiles and laughter to essen- Lunch make lunch the best class . tially aides Photo/Victoria Mazzeo the best seem to part of enjoy their jobs a lot, saddening no one the day for many students, a relaxing and You punched me in the face know for sure who’s coming back. Nesh- enjoyable experience. with rings on and I didn’t even fi ght back! Now I got some bruises.

Your skin is brown like your coffee.

My dad is get- ting his tubes tied Is your hair nat- tomorrow. urally long or do you grow it out? All of these quotes were actually heard in the halls, although the exact words were approximated. Page 12A The Playwickian Student Life June 9, 2010 Summer fashion guide ensures quality appearance By Tori Hyndman and dition to a cool look. Jessica Romberger Also keep an eye out for large sail- Student Life Editor and Staff Writer or buttons on shorts, shirts or summer blazers, as these small accents can eas- There’s no denying that by now hard- Look at Annie’s ily transform and dress-up an outfi t into working Neshaminy students need noth- wind-blown naturally something perfect for a graduation party ing more than a relaxing summer break wavy hair. or fancier family get-together. Sport to unwind and refl ect on all that has hap- some summery strappy sandals with a pened throughout the tumultuous school pair of navy blue or black trouser shorts year. So, to make the upcoming sunny and a striped blouse like the one previ- days and special nights the best possible, ously mentioned for a put-together feel. follow these summer fashion tips to look The themed nautical look is perfect for just as good as you’re feeling under the the season and fun to mess around with. summer sun. 4. Bigger is better- Oversized but- 1. Be bold- Bright prints and big ton-down shirts are breezy and super beads are a defi nite must for the summer easy for the laid-back air of summer. season. Try on some of those tribal-print Turn a brothers’s old dress shirts or dad’s dresses or bathing suits that seem to be forgotten work wear into a cute dress by on all the mannequins at Forever 21. cinching the waist with a belt to give a For guys, why not try a bright col- feminine shape. ored polo shirt that’s fun and no fuss. Vi- Choose to either dress it up for a night brant hues contrast with sun-tanned skin, out with heels and jewelry, or throw the making everyone look good. Pair one comfy tunic over a bathing suit and wear with a pair of khaki colored shorts for a to the beach as a cool cover-up. put together look and you’re set. The best part is, you probably won’t Why not give tie-dye a try too, as even have to spend a dollar for this one. it is proving to make a signifi cant come- However, if you cannot seem to fi nd a back in fashion these days. Besides be- shirt like this around the house, purchas- ing festive and fun to wear, tie-dying is ing one won’t be that big of a hassle too. a perfect way to create a one-of-a-kind, Dan’s Check out You can fi nd one on sale in the mens’ de- unique look considering the fact that homemade partment, and with all of the possibilities usually the best tie-dye articles are the tie-dye Victoria’s fl oral printed frock. and versatility this single article presents, ones that you make with your friends in is totally it’s defi nitely an investment piece. your backyard. groovy. Trying something new doesn’t have If DIY-ing isn’t for you, make a stop to end with your outfi t, though. Here are by Type B, a really interesting tie-dye some other tips to take into consideration boutique just a short drive away in New Photos/Dan Coleman for the summer heat and ocean breeze. Hope, PA. With a huge selection of as- and Tori Hyndman 5. Put the straightener away- Ever sorted dyed articles for purchase, and the hear of “natural hair?” Well, embrace it option to make your own tie-dye in the for the summer. Everyone says natural store, it’s a fun place to check out with tiles and fabrics to create a fresh, newly ly always wrinkled, making it a perfect waves and curls are diffi cult to manage friends. updated look. Denim vests or jackets and choice for jet-setting travel wear. but hey, a little cream to defi ne those Most importantly though when deal- fl oral dresses are a great way to begin. Toss a silky tank or blouse over a pair curls, shine spray and a de-tangler can ing with outrageous styles and colors, Have an old jean jacket that would of seersucker shorts or skirt for a fun, easily, and inexpensively, do wonders. is to incorporate them with restraint. A probably fi t a little sibling better? Rec- perfect for summer outfi t. Plus, nobody wants to be worrying tee or tank in a bright print or color is reate the look by cutting off the sleeves 3. Go nautical- Truly embrace the about straight hair lying perfectly fl at fi ne, but something that screams “look or trimming the bottom (throw it in the season and dress in a striped top, blue and with unpredictable weather, impromptu at me” head to toe can be overwhelming washer and dryer after to replicate a cut- white is the standard, with a fl attering v- pool parties and beach trips. and may lend people to be staring for the off fringed hem) and toss the revamped neck. Add some hot red plastic framed 6. Embrace your own style- The wrong reasons. article over a fl owery printed sundress sunglasses and perhaps a beachy straw summer is the perfect time to be daring; Regardless, don’t be afraid to take for an airy, eco-chic look. tote bag to appear fresh-off-the-water. pay no mind to judgmental critiques, something completely new or different Another great fabric for the summer is Pieces with anchors or other boat- mean glares or fashion rules for that mat- into the fi tting room—you never know seersucker, a light-breathable all-cotton related designs are fun and can add to the ter. Whether it be losing all makeup for what pieces may surprise you and emerge fabric that is normally found striped or costumey element of the look. A state- a natural sun-kissed look, or trying out a as a seasonal staple. checkered. Comfy and cute, this fabric ment anchor necklace or a pair of knot new outfi t, don’t be afraid to get a little 2. Mix it up- Try to mix different tex- never needs to be ironed as it is essential- earrings are unique and an interesting ad- crazy and turn heads everywhere. Paradise: The band’s trip to Disney World and the Bahamas was marked by a space shuttle launch, award-winning performances, and sun burn. By Amanda Covon nearly everyone was on the main deck in Staff Writer order to view the space shuttle launch of “Atlantis” at the Kennedy Space Center This May, Neshaminy’s instrumental at Port Canaveral. The sight of the shuttle groups went on a tropical excursion to launch was truly extraordinary to witness Disney world and a cruise to the Baha- and simply unforgettable. According to mas. While the trip only lasted a week, it an article published on prlog.com, “It’s was a trip that I will never forget. [Atlantis] the last voyage this fl eet of The trip started on the twelfth after shuttles will complete.” what seemed to be the longest school day The cruise was very luxurious and ever. After a delayed fl ight my fellow relaxing, though our cabin was the size classmates and I fi nally arrived in Orlan- of an average household bathroom. The do to start our well deserved break. We best thing about the cruise was the food; spent three days each in Disney World there was so much that I felt like I gained Covon and some of her fellow band friends had a great time on their trip that con- and the Bahamas. The marching band and an extra ten pounds just from eating all sisted of time spent in Disney World and a tropical cruise in the Bahamas. the color guard was even graced with the the time. Photo/Facebook honor of performing While on the cruise in the Magic King- we visited the fabu- sun burned badly, and most of my fellow nearly everyone—including myself— dom parade, which lous capital of Nassau classmates were also feeling the burn, was seen last minute gift shopping in one seemed to last for- and went to the Atlan- some even got sun poisoning. of the shops. When not shopping I was ever due to the 90 tis Resort where we On the night before our last day we either visiting a foreign country or on a degree weather and went to the aquarium received our adjudication festival results. spaceship to mars. It was a great day that our hot and heavy and saw all sorts of All of the Neshaminy groups placed fi rst marked the end of a great trip. uniforms. tropical fi sh. The next in their category, and many solo awards It seems as though everyone in atten- While our fi rst Courtesy of The Offi cial Ticket Center day we found our- were additionally given out to students dance enjoyed themselves thoroughly. day in Disney World selves on the beauti- who stuck out to the judges. “The trip was the epitome of epicness,” was great, we still had one more perfor- ful island of Coco Cay where we spent The next day we had to leave from junior Tom Carney said. mance left, an adjudication festival at a the whole day in the crystal clear water paradise in the ocean to fl at land again. As good as the trip was, it is some- high school in Orlando. After our perfor- and on the beautiful clean beach. Happily though, we got to go back to thing that really needs to be witnessed in mance, we embarked on our long await- Although the day at the beach was Disney. We visited Hollywood studios person to be able to grasp. All in all, it ed cruise. amazing, the night proved to be pain- went on “Tower of Terror.” was truly an experience that I will never Shortly after our arrival on the ship ful for many. Everyone in my cabin was The next day we were in Epcot where forget. Page 14AThe Playwickian Sports June 9 , 2010 Softball league champs; fi rst seed by coin fl ip

By Samantha Pipe one girl on fi rst, freshman Lauren Quen- amazing comeback was reality. Despite important keys that Neshaminy will have Sports Editor se stepped up it being almost 1 a.m., to focus on to accomplish their goals for as a pinch hit- the pure happiness was the playoffs. “We need to hit more con- Neshaminy softball had ex- ter and smoked clear in the seniors’ sistently and string together big hits to tremely high expectations coming into a double down faces that could now produce more runs,” Creamer said. this season and they have defi nitely lived the fi rst base graduate satisfi ed that Head coach Kathleen Houser is up to them. Neshaminy has a 16-2 record line, scoring the they had fi nally beaten also very confi dent in her lineup that is (13-1 in SOL play) with the biggest win ’Skins’ fi rst run Pennsbury. full of the seniors’ experience. “We have of the season coming very late at night of the game and Although to be prepared for the big games and use on May 20 against Pennsbury. getting to third the ’Skins had beaten our experience. My players need to real- The game took place under the on an error. Pennsbury, the decision ize that they are good and shake off mis- lights in Bristol in front of hundreds Junior for the number one seed takes,” Houser said. of fans as the second game of a double Courtney Clee for the playoffs was rid- On May 26, the ’Skins had their header that didn’t start until 9:22 p.m. then came to ing on a coin fl ip. The fi rst playoff game versus the 17th seed of due to an extra innings game between bat as a righty next morning the ’Skins the district tournament. Neshaminy was Bristol and Truman. The ’Skins went but with two won the coin fl ip and a huge favorite but met a tough second into the game knowing that they had to strikes switched are now the number one round opponent in Owen J. Roberts who win in order to have a chance at the num- to slap bunt as seed with a fi rst round had timely hitting and tough defensive ber one seed in the District playoffs. a lefty. This bye and cochampion of play. Neshaminy had the lead with a two The ’Skins started off the game proved to be the the SOL league. This out single by sophomore Laura Alten- with ace pitcher, junior Sarah McGowan, right decision left Pennsbury as the berger that scored two runs, but Owen on the mound. McGowan has had an out- as Clee slapped third seed. Roberts came up with huge hits with run- standing season, coming into the game one over the According to Bell, ners on base. These cluth hits combined with 81 strikeouts in 59 innings and only shortstop’s head this success has been with some ’Skins errors, gave the Wild- 10 runs scored on her (5 earned). for a triple and brought about by great cats a 5-2 lead going into the bottom of The game started out as the typi- the game tying team chemistry. “We the seventh inning. The ’Skins were un- cal Neshaminy vs. Pennsbury match up; RBI. work together, get able to overcome this defecit and ended full of perfect defense and dominating The along and are confi dent their season much earlier than they were pitching. Pennsbury managed to break Falcons got Ace pitcher, junior Sarah McGowan, that we can win. Most hoping. through Neshaminy’s defense with one out of the in- has perfect form as she delivers a pitch. of us have been togeth- The ’Skins’ season may have run in the bottom of the fourth and the ning with the Courtesy of the Suburban One League er for four years and ended prematurely and left the hopes of sixth. Going into the top of the seventh game tied so mesh very well. Going the nine graduating seniors for a state and down 2-0, the ’Skins knew that they the ’Skins took them into extra innings. into the playoffs we just need to take it championship unsatisfi ed, but they can had to get the bats going if they wanted Then in the ninth inning, the ’Skins had one game at a time and not get ahead of still hold their heads high. Five of the to get their fi rst win against Pennsbury senior Alexa Bell on third and once again ourselves,” she said. nine seniors are going on to play soft- since 2003. Sophomore Laura Alten- Clee was up to bat. Senior outfi elder Sam Creamer ball for college and represent Neshaminy berger got both the team and the crowd Clee still came through in this is a four year varsity starter and has some softball at a collegiate level. going when she beat out an infi eld single clutch position with a single that scored by diving into fi rst base. the game winning run at around mid- Then after hitting into a fi elder’s night. The ’Skins’ defense came through Senior Signing Ceremony for choice and a strikeout, the ’Skins were in the bottom of the ninth as Altenberger down to their fi nal out of the game. With made the fi nal out and Neshaminy’s committed college athletes On Thursday, May 27, senior athletes signed with their future colleges where they will continue their athletic careers. After numerous years, these students’ hard work and dedication has led to this great accomplishment at such a high level of athlet- ics. These students will represent Neshaminy’s athletic pro- gram at a highly competitive collegiate level. `

Seniors sign to their colleges or universities for next year’s sports seasons. Photo/Sam Kaleck Christina Udris Post University Softball Samantha Creamer Cornell University Softball Samantha Bender Ithaca College Softball Erin Quense West Chester University Softball Britany Guidos Franklin and Marshall Softball Kelsey Ryan Lock Haven University Basketball Victoria Mazzeo Chesnut Hill College Basketball Laura Chirico University of Maryland Cheerleading Richard Brebner University of Pennsylvania Baseball Breanna Hires West Chester University Soccer June 9, 2010 The Playwickian Sports Page 15A Kelsey Rick Ryan Brebner

By Victoria Mazzeo Q: Who is your biggest inspiration? Sports Editor KR: My dad Q: Who is your biggest inspiration? RB: My Mom. Q: Do you have any pre game superstitions you follow? Q: Do you have any pre game superstitions you follow? KR: I always have to wear the same socks, RB: I always have to wear eye-black and wristbands. spandex shorts and put my braces and shoes on in the same order. Q: Which is your favorite sport out of all the ones you play? RB: Baseball. Q: Which is your favorite sport out of all the ones you play? Q: What is your fondest memory of KR: Basketball. your high school sports career? RB: Winning the Carpenter Cup at Q: What is your fondest memory of your high school sports career? KR: scoring my 1000th point in basketball.

Q: What is your CitizensBank Park as a sophomore. favorite kind of Gatorade? Q: What is your favorite kind of KR: Purple (Riptide Gatorade? Rush). RB: Lemon-Lime.

Q: What song Q: What song gets you gets you pumped pumped up before the up before the game? game? RB: “Get Buck in Here” by KR: One of my Akon. Courtesy of Suburban One League superstitions is that I do not listen to music. Courtesy of Suburban One League Q: How long have you been playing baseball and football? Q: How long have you RB: Baseball for 14 years and football for eight years. been playing volleyball, basketball and softball? RB: Volleyball for three years, basketball for 10 years, and softball for Q: What awards have you received during your high school career? st seven years. RB: Voted most athletic, Sophomore year: 1 Team all SOL (playing 3rd base for the year,) Golden Team, Junior year: 2nd team all SOL (playing nd nd Q: What awards have you received during your high school career? short stop,) 2 Team all SOL (playing wide receiver,) Senior year: 2 Volleyball-2nd team All-SOL Junior & Senior year Team all SOL (playing wide receiver). Basketball-Honorable mention as a freshman, Rookie of the year, 2nd team SOl (Junior) 1st team SOL, team MVP (Senior) Q: What is your favorite part about the sport in which you are Softball- 1st team SOL, (third base) Junior & Senior year. planning on playing in college? RB: Working together with my teammates to win a game. It’s a team sport that needs the input of every player. Also I enjoy forming friendships Q: What is your favorite part about the sport in which you are with my teammates. planning on playing in college? KR: The aggressiveness and the hype of intense games. Soccer comes to unexpected hault against Pennridge

By Tori Styner Entertainment Editor Bree Hires, forward Ashley Beck, mid- let the other team take advantage,” Gecht tight knit group for sure, and it will be fi elder Stacy Bartleson, and defensive said. hard for them all to separate. The varsity girls soccer team players Dale Mason and Ashley Kahler. This years soccer team was a fi nished the season with a record of 13- This group of seniors has become ex- 7. Although they played their hardest in tremely close knit over the past year. the fi rst playoff game, the lost to Pen- “The best quality about our team is how nridge. close we all are. We each pick each other Despite the early loss at play- up. We have the best chemistry I’ve ever off’s, team Coach Rich Reice is very seen in a team,” Kahler said. proud of the girl’s performance and The hardest game of the sea- success this season. “Although most of son was the second time the girls faced the girls this year were inexperienced at Council Rock South. They lost the game varsity level at the beginning of the sea- 3-2 but all could honestly say they played son they grew more confi dent and co- their hardest. “The biggest downfall of hesive as the season progressed,” Reice our team is that we put our heads down said. when the other team gets a goal against Graduating seniors on the team us. We get discouraged. Then if we’re include goalie Lauren Gecht, forward pulling ahead we loose motivation and Page 16A The Playwickian Sports June 9 , 2010

By Annie Abdo Sports Editor

Fall: Overall Record: 1-15 Cheerleading Notes: The team this year Boys’ Soccer Samantha Creamer, SOL 3rd placed second at at a compe- Notes: SOL 1st Team - Ricky Team - Brittany Calvert and Girls’ Soccer tition in Orlando, Florida this Domico, SOL 2nd Team - Sean Katie Bevan, SOL Honorable Notes: Girl‛s soccer had a very season. Sheridan, SOL 3rd Team - Mention - Kellie Tantum young group of girls who had Senior College Commit- Matt Heller, and SOL Honor- Overall Record: 34-14 never played Varsity before ments: Laura Chirico - able Mention - Mike Klimowicz but managed to maintain an im- University of Maryland and Dom Tucci pressive record. Senior College Commitments: Boys’ Swimming Senior College Commitments: Ricky Domico - Lock Haven Notes: The boys‛ 200 medley Bree Hires - West Chester Boys’ Cross Country University relay and 400 freestyle re- University, Dale Mason - York Notes: SOL 2nd Team - Tim Overall Record: 9-8-3 lay qualifi ed for Districts this College, Stacy Bartleson - In- Haines and Brad Randall, SOL year. diana University of Pennsylva- Honorable Mention - Jason Ca- Overall Record: 3-9 nia porale Girls’ Tennis Overall Record: 13-7 Overall Record: 3-3 Notes: SOL Singles - Honor- able Mention, SOL Doubles Girls’rls’ SwimmingSwimming Girls’ Cross Country 3rd Team - Allison Rotteveel Notes:tes: TThehe ggirlsirrls‛ hihhighlightighghlliighght of Girls’ Softball Notes: SOL 1st Team - Martina and Ania Rosinski, and SOL the sesseasonason wwasas bbeatingeeaatitingng rrival Notes: The Lady ‛Skins cap- Drew, SOL 3rd Team - Kelly Lar- Doubles Honorable Mention - teamm AAbingtonbinggtoon 922 - 78.78.8 tured the league title this year. son, District One State Quali- Christine Nelson and Lindsay Overallerall Record:ReRecordrd: 5-75-7 The league title came down to fi ers - Martina Drew (19th) and Lipsky the last game again Pennsbury, Laura Histand (50th), State Fi- Overall Record: 7-10 which they won. nalist - Martina Drew Boys’ys’ IndoorIndoor TrackTrack Senior College Commitments: Overall Record: 2-4 Notes:tes: TThehhee bboysoyoys 4 x 20200m0 Sam Creamer - Cornell Uni- Girls’ Volleyball Relayay plpplacedaceedd 11stsstt iinn thttheirheeir fi fth versity, Christina Udris - Post Notes: SOL 2nd Team - Kelsey meetet tthishis sseseason.easason. University, Samantha Bender Field Hockey Ryan, SOL 3rd Team - Stacy - Ithaca College, Erin Quense Notes: SOL 2nd Team: Annie Bartleson, SOL 3rd Team - - West Chester University, Abdo and Kristine Dougherty, Brooke Diegel, Team MVP - Brittany Guidos - Franklin and SOL 3rd Team: Annie Kopera, Kelsey Ryan Girls’rls’ IndoorIndoor TrackTrack Marshall College SOL Honorable Mention: Dale Overall Record: 7-9 Notes:tetes:s TThehhee sseniorseennioorsrs lledede the Overall Record: 16-2 Mason teamm tthishihis yeyyear,earar, alaallowingllolowwingg fforo a Senior College Commitments: greatat anaandnd memorablemememom raabblle sesseason.aso Kristine Dougherty - Rider Boys’ Tennis University, Annie Abdo - Penn Notes: SOL 1st Team Singles State University Winter: Wrestlingrestling - Alex Fioravante, SOL Hon- Overall Record: 7-8-2 Notes:tes: CCourierourriieerr TTimesimmes GGoldenol orable Mention Singles - Dave Boys’ Basketball nd Notes: SOL 1st Team - Ryan Bearar Awards:Awaarrdds:s FirstFirirsst TeamTeam - NNick Pfeilsticker, SOL 2 Team Arcidiacona, SOL 2nd Team - Russellselll - stsstatetaate qqualiualifi er,er, thirdth Doubles - Joe Rafferty and Football Steve Warhola, SOL 3rd Team at rregional,eggional,, ffourthoouurth ata district,distr Alex Balcher, SOL Honorable Notes: SOL 1st Team Offense - Dwight Williams and Mike and thirdththird atat sectional,seecttiioonnala , SecondSec Mention Doubles - Mike Sher- - Bryan Dean and John Rizzo, McGarry, SOL All-League Team:amm: CoColbylby LLeLedereredeerreer anaandd SSte- man and Rob Raddi SOL 1st Team Defense - Ryan Player of the Year - Ryan Ar- phenene SStemmetemmme Overall Record: 3-11 Katona and Kyran Kervick, cidiacona Overallerall Record:Reecocordrd: 11-9111-99 SOL 2nd Team Offense - Ricky Overall Record: 20-9 Brebner and Nick DiDonato, Boys’ Track SOL 2nd Team Offense - Kevin Notes: Andy Lynch placed fi rst Magee, Stephen Stemme and Girls’ Basketball Spring:pring: in the 400m and Bryan Reice Corey Majors, SOL 3rd Team Notes: Courier Times Golden fi nished fi rst in both the 100m Offense - Ricky Williams, Team Awards: First Team - Boys’ Baseball and 200m. 0 Shane Quinn, Chris Kutsubos, Kelsey Ryan, Honorable Men- Notes: Earned the number two Senior College Commitments: Bryan Reice and Isaac Bailey, tion: Victoria Mazzeo and Jen seed in the District Playoffs. Matt McMaster - Lock Haven, SOL Honorable Mention Of- Slivka Senior College Commitments: Overall Record: 1-6 fense - Corey Majors and Eu- Senior College Commitments: Ricky Brebner - University of gene Laborde, SOL Honorable Victoria Mazzeo - Chesnut Pennsylvania, John Burns -Gw- Mention Defense - Nick DiDi- Hill, Kelsey Ryan - Lock Haven ynedd Mercy College nato, Adam Gillen, Andy Lynch Overall Record: 12-11 Overall Record: pending Girls’ Track and Ariel Hoffman Senior College Commitments: Notes: The girls track team‛s Brian Titus - Carnegie Mellon Boys’ Bowling Boys’ Lacrosse seniors this year will be University, Ariel Hoffman - Notes: SOL 1st Team - John Notes: One of the main high- missed greatly by the team. University of Central Florida Margicin, SOL 2nd Team - Chris lights this season was when The underclassmen have a lot Overall Record: 9-3 Walters, SOL 3rd Team - Rob the ‛Skins beat Council Rock Raddi and Mike Tyler, and SOL South twice. to live up to. Honorable Mention - Branden Overall Record: 7-10 Golf Cummings and Mike Malone Notes: SOL 1st Team - Andrew Overall Record: 14-1-1 Keeling, SOL 2nd Team - Colby Girls’ Lacrosse Lederer, SOL 3rd Team - Mike Notes: This was a rebuilding Boys’ Volleyball Lam Girls’ Bowling season for the girls this year Notes: The boys made it to Overall Record: 11-5 Notes: SOL 1st Team - Chris- under the direction of Coach playoffs this year, but fell tina Udris, SOL 2nd Team - Brian McPeake. June 9, 2010 The Playwickian Entertainment Page 17A

‘Letters to Juliet:’ ‘Toy Story’ ideal romance fi lm back in action By Alexa Banks By Codi Regan Staff Writer Staff Writer

The pre- June views for 18 not only “Letters marks Ne- to Juliet” shaminy’s may have last day of given school, but away the also brings entire the much movie, but anticipated that still release of doesn’t “Toy Story 3.” prevent the As we look forward to number of times you will awe our bright futures, we can also throughout the fi lm. reminisce in our past. The “Toy The main character of Story” movies have been a huge the movie, Sophie Hall, played part of many of our childhoods. by Amanda Seyfried, is a fact The beloved characters checker at The New Yorker, al- Courtesy of/ chicagonow.com like Woody, Buzz and Jessie be- though she has big dreams of came our friends and taught us becoming a writer. Hall and her important lessons such as friend- fi ancé, Victor, played by Gael ships can conquer differences Garcia Bernal, travel to Verona, and that you have to believe in Italy. each other no matter what. “Letters to Juliet” is the In the latest “Toy Story” perfect romance fi lm that has B.o.B’s album, certainly adventurous movie, Andy heads to college, girls everywhere believing that and Woody, Buzz, and their there are such things as fairy friends are donated to a local day- By Brielle Ballantine care called Sunnyside. When the tales and happy endings. Though Staff Writer it is extremely predictable, “Let- gang gets to Sunnyside they are To make it in the music world you need a hit single, good dance moves, and hot greeted by Lots-o’-huggin’-bear, ters to Juliet” draws you in like clothes, all of which Bobby Ray, B.o.B, has. The only thing he is missing (unfortunately...) is every other chick fl ick and you or Lotsa, a strawberry-scented talent. teddy bear voiced by Ned Beatty. can’t tear your eyes away from In his newly released album, “The Adventures of Bobby Ray,” he added different types the screen. Lotsa introduces them to all of of styles to his music, ranging from Hip-Hop, Reggae, R&B and Pop. His songs are the average the members of Sunnyside, in- rappers content: girls, love, dreams, etc. He sings about deep personal issues such as the feeling Turkey Rating (out of 5): cluding, Ken, Mr. Pricklepants, of invisibility in his song, “Ghost in a Machine.” He tried to give that impression in all of his Peas-in-a-pod, Trixie, Stretch, songs, but mainly all attempts failed. Originality is key, and by the look of this album, he did Chunk, Chatter and many more. not succeed. When the toys arrive at Currently, B.o.B has two hit singles, “Nothin’ On You” and “Airplanes.” Ray certainly the daycare they think that hav- has the looks and the “bad boy” attitude to make girls tremble. Famous artists who were fea- ing new kids to play with will tured with Ray were Bruno Mars, Lupe Fiasco, Haley Williams, T.I., Eminem and many more. answer all of their prayers, but ‘Good Old War’ One would think that being around these celebrities with actual talent would rub off, but don’t they quickly realize life is not breaks barriers get your hopes up. the way they imagined it would Ray’s music lacks his own emotions; it resembles other songs put out by other artists. be. The kids aren’t nearly as kind By Jenna Zaidman “Don’t Let Me Fall,” a song with many styles mixed together, sounds something like Keri Hil- and considerate as Andy, instead Entertainment Editor son’s “Knock You Down.” they abuse the toys, leaving them Ray’s start in the music world was defi nitely noticed, but his future is looking pretty unhappy with their new home. The Neshaminy alumni, bleak. Who knows where his career will take him? Only his next album, if there is one, will te Because Mrs. Potato- Keith Goodwin and Tim Arnold, ll. head accidently left an eye in started a band called “Good Old Turkey Rating (out of 5): the toybox, she can see back into War.” They are on tour around the Andy’s room. One day, Mrs. Po- country preparing to release their tatohead sees Andy searching for second disc, which was released them, wondering where they are. on June 1. The toys decide it’s time to bust Goodwin, guitarist, and Senior editors say farewell out of Sunnyside in order to see Dan Schwartz, guitarist, joined Hey there, fellow Playwickian read- My dear Entertainment readers, Andy one last time. But, leaving up and started writing songs that ers, Sunnyside isn’t as easy as they really caught listeners, with Tim Working on The think it will be. The toys have Arnold as the band’s drummer. You guys might not know Playwickian was both the to face many obstacles in order Before the bandmates this… from you know, reading best and worst decision I to get home to Andy before he made it big, the band was initially my articles and all, but uhh, made in high school. But in leaves forever. They have to stick Arnold and Goodwin along with I consider myself a bit of the end, it was ultimate- together like never before to be- several other Neshaminy gradu- a loner. I tend to think ly worth every sec- gin the journey of a lifetime. ates, and the name of the band was of myself as a one- ond. I met all kinds “Toy Story 3” looks as not “Good Old War,” but called woman wolf pack of people that I exciting, witty and memorable “Days Away.” (you know like never would as we’ve come to expect. The The folk-pop band was Taylor Lautner in have talked star-studded cast brings back recently featured in Rolling Stone Twilight). And my to otherwise. favorites like, Tom Hanks, Joan magazine under the category of wolf pack… it grew by Although, Cusack and Tim Allen. We’re breakout bands to look out for. one. So there… there were I am sad to also introduced to new friends Whether in “Days Away” two of us in the wolf pack… be leaving The voiced by Michael Keaton, or “Good Old War,” the band has I was alone fi rst in the pack, Playwickian I am Whoopi Goldberg and many been consistent in putting out and then Tori joined in later. excited to move on to more. Even though this is the catchy tunes with lyrics to match And six months ago, when Temple University next third in the “Toy Story” series, for the past 10 years. Tori introduced me to Becca, year. I’ll never forget the storyline doesn’t seem to be For more information on I thought, “wait a second, the memories I made lacking the pleasure we enjoyed “Good Old War,” you can check could it be?” And now I know during the infamous lay- with the previous movies. The out their myspace page at www. for sure, I just added one more out days. To my fellow clever writing and subtle but in- myspace.com/goodoldwar, or on person to my wolf pack. Three Entertainment editors - al- telligent humor make the movie their offi cial webpage, goodold- of us wolves, running around though I cut myself from incredibly enjoyable for people war.com. the newspaper offi ce together, the team because you drove of all ages. in Neshaminy Paradise, look- me crazy, I still love you ing for celebrity scandals and and enjoyed working with half-decent articles to put in the you guys. Becca- good luck paper. So today, I make a toast! with Op-Ed next year! I’ll Thank you for everythinggggg miss you guys. Mills<3 Turkey Rating (out of 5): Signing off, Lo0o0ove, Alfalfa xoxo Tori Styner Courtesy of/ mlive.com Page 18A The Playwickian Entertainment June 9, 2010 Summer Hollywood’s scandals on the rise Concertsat the Susquehannah Bank found out about her scandal of Brit- Center infi delity, all deals ney Spears and were off. Kevin Feder- By Jenna Zaidman As soon line. K-Fed was Entertainment Editor as you thought Spears’ backup their 15 minutes of dancer. When The fame and glamour in fame were over, the Spears found Hollywood always comes with a “star” of “Jon and out Shar Jack- Brad Pais- price. From the paparazzi, to the re- Kate Plus Eight” son was having ley ports and who can’t forget the scan- had cheated on K-Fed’s second June 19 dals? Actors, singers and even a few wife, Kate Gos- child, the mar- famous athletes have been on the selin. Even though riage ended Dave Mat- prowl of cheating on their husbands the Gosselin daddy there. Feder- thews Band and wives. Many of the celebs have has eight kids at line received June 30 & been cheated on… on countless oc- home, he disre- full custody of July 1 casions (unfortunately). garded what was the children, The fi rst of the cheaters to be going on with along with a Tim McGraw exposed was the outraging case of Ti- the TV show, $20,000 child Jesse James and Sandra Bullock during with Lady An- ger Woods’ and his wife, Elin Norde- and proceeded support. their better days. tebellum gren. “I was unfaithful. I had affairs. to check-out by- Mark An- Courtesy of/scrapetv.com July 9 I cheated,” Woods said, according to cheating on his thony and TMZ.com. Woods fi rst mistress was wife. Jon denied Jennifer Lo- Jack Johnson Jamie Jungers, the queen of Woods’ that he cheated on Kate, but fi nally pez fell in love and decided to wed. July 11 mistresses. Woods has had a total of word came out, and they fi nally called Little did “Jenny from the block” 11 different mistresses, some being it quits. know, Anthony was already married 2010 Vans Warped Tour more serious than others. So, what’s Stacy Ann Ferguson, or when they started dating. Anthony July 16 the count now Tiger? “Fergie” from the Black Eyed Peas, fi led for divorce, and a week later, the Another cheating scandal was cheated on by husband, Josh Du- two got married. John Mayer was Jesse James, on wife and actress, hamel. He cheated on her with Nicole The queen of pop has never July 30 Sandra Bullock. James was fi rst ac- Forrester, an Atlanta exotic dancer. been quiet about her sex life. Madon- cused of cheating on Bullock in The story was said to be untrue and na and baseball player, Alex Rodri- Green Day with AFI March. James’ fi rst mistress was the that Forrester was payed $20,000 guez, had an affair and the two didn’t August 3 tattooed-and-pierced Michele Mc- dollars to tell the story. Who leaves keep it quiet. Madonna dumped hub- Gee. a burlesque dancer for a teen? None by, Guy Richie, and A-Rod’s wife Kings of Leon Kim Kardashian, the Arme- other than Marilyn Manson. Manson sued him for divorce. August 5 nian-goddess, also had a few bumps hooked up with Evan Rachel Wood, Celebrities have some trou- in the road with long-term boyfriend, when she was 19. Dita Von Teese, ble keeping their mouths closed, but Jimmy Buffett and The Coral Saints’ running back, Reggie Bush, Manson’s wife at the time, gave him we never said we didn’t like it. As Reefer Band when she cheated on him with Kanye a present on his 37th birthday: di- these celebs keep up with their scan- August 7 & 10 West. Bush was planning on propos- vorce papers. dals, we’ll always have something to ing to Kardashian, but as soon as he All over the tabloids was the look forward to hearing about. Zac Brown Band August 13

Maroon 5 with Owl City Neshaminy’s own circus juggler opens up August 14 costumes,” Lungin said. Last year she taught herself to Creed juggle basketballs; they are the August 17 largest item she has juggled so far. By Jess Thorson The people who have judged Rihanna with Ke$ha News Editor Lungin in the past are freed of their August 18 glares. The uniqueness of her hob- Not many people can see by has only made Lungin’s fellow David Gray and Ray LaMontagne themselves in the circus; for senior classmates more interested in who August 20 Hannie Lungin the circus has become she is as a person. a normal part of her life. Lungin was “At fi rst they found it strange, Jonas Brothers with Demi Lovato a member of the “Russian American then weird, then coolish,” Lungin August 27 Kids Circus,” dating back to 1995, said, describing the reactions to her when she was only 3 years old. Not circus performing history. Courtesy of/ grandcan- only was she a performer in the circus, With great support, especially yontuberadio.com she mastered the skills of juggling and Lungin makes juggling look easy. from her grandmother, Lungin riding the unicycle.Her best trick was Photo/Becca Erskine stuck it out at the “Russian pirouetting on the unicycle, as well as American Kids Circus” until the riding her unicycle without using her day it closed down. With many pedals. Lungin was inspired by her sister to join the circus experiences in her lifetime she was able to travel often. because she joined fi rst. She visited almost all 50 states and captured memories “As a 3 year old you don’t really have a mind of from her road trips around the country and her perfor- your own, but my sister went fi rst and I just followed,” mances as well to last the rest of her life. Lungin said. Overall, Lungin seems like the average Neshami- The circus did not single Lungin out to be a ny student; but beyond that she is a basketball juggling- certain character or dress in a specifi c costume. She unicycle-riding-circus performer. For the past 15 years, was whatever they asked her to be on the day of her Lungin has been in the circus. Now that her circus school performance.“Obviously we would never dress in our has closed she will hold with her what she has learned and street clothes but we would wear all different kinds of the memories from her past.

1. 50 Cent, skin and bones : loses 50 pounds to play a role in a movie 2. Eclipse : only one more month for the 3rd “Twilight mov- ie” 3. Smoking toddler : 2-year-old smokes two packs of cigarette a day 4. “American Idol” fails : bad ratings for last episode of AI June 9, 2010 The Playwickian Entertainment Page 19A Handler’s newest book brings in more laughs for all rest of America and of course, Spain. were candid, like the one Handler took today’s hottest humorists. Handler may Godspeed,” Handler said, according to of her boyfriend, Ted, as he unknowingly not have had the same content quality Disarray magazine. walked to a funeral for a dog that never that is expected from her many fans, but The fi rst chapter of this new really died. All of the images succeeded her latest book is nonetheless sure to give By Jenna Overton work of non-fi ction, entitled “The Feel- in making readers feel like they truly un- laughing cramps to anyone who reads it. Editor in Chief ing,” is hands-down the funniest episode derstood the story. in the entire book. This is probably be- Though not nearly up to par Turkey Rating (out of 5): Once again, stand-up comedian cause “Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang” as compared to her other, laugh-out-loud Chelsea Handler has succeeded in the art a whole was mostly about ridiculous memoirs, “Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang” of self-deprecating humor. In her new pranks that the comedian has pulled on delivers ludicrous comedy from one of collection of side-splitting tales, “Chelsea her boyfriend, co-workers and almost Chelsea Bang Bang,” which was released everyone else who comes in contact ‘Eclipse’ ticket sales sky rocket on March 9, the 35-year-old comedian with her. Unlike “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One By Meaghan Breitkreutz highlights certain extravagant Staff Writer events that have hap- Night Stands” and “Are You There Vodka? It’s On May 11, movie tickets became available for purchase for the highly pened throughout her anticipated third installment of the Twilight saga, “Eclipse.” Even though the tick- lifetime. Though un- me, Chelsea,” this new collection of tales de- ets became available nearly two months prior to the movie’s theater release date, deniably entertaining, June 30, many theaters are already sold out for midnight premieres and fi rst day this new book does not scribes episodes of Handler’s life from a shows. meet expectations set The popularity for “Eclipse” premiere tickets created a new defi nition of by the rest of Handler’s wide array of subjects, instead of focusing extreme. The limited availability for tickets made the prices sky rocket. Tickets memoirs. were being bought for around $600 for an industry pass to the event, and prices Handler’s tour on sex or alcohol. Because of this, the went up to $1000 for fast passes, according to Hollywoodnews.com. The world for the new book began premiere will occur at the L.A. Film Festival on June 24. on March 10 and ran un- chapters feel some- what unstructured, The “Twilight” craze hit the country strong in 2005 with the fi rst book, but til May 15. This witty and when the fi rst movie came out in November 2008, a new fan basis was formed. often vulgar humorist has and the story line ceaselessly jumps The series appeals to a variety of readers, and the story line’s popularity is inspir- always prided herself for ing to those who don’t do that much reading. Worldwide the “Twilight” series have having the ability to make around. The great- sold 85 million copies, and book purchases aren’t the only thing “Twilight” lovers a joke out of everything and are buying. “Twilight” merchandise expands past T-shirts and posters; also avail- everyone, and the experienc- est additions that Handler added to able for purchase are costumes, bedding, and jewelry. es described in her new book Courtesy of/ amazon.com The “Eclipse” movie release isn’t the only thing fans have looked forward demonstrate that talent. “Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang” that weren’t to this summer. When “Twilight” author Stephenie Meyer announced on her Web “I have made a recent site that she may hold off on writing because a partial draft of “Midnight Sun,” living making fun of every per- son in her other memoirs were the pictures that were scattered throughout the book’s a telling of “Twilight” from Edward’s point of view, was illegally posted online, in Hollywood, so I’d like to take this tour Twi-hearts were in despair that they may never get anymore material from Meyer. as an opportunity to get back to my roots pages to supplement each story. Some of these photographs were posed and others The author chose, however, to go ahead and release an “Eclipse” novella, “The and make fun of myself along with the Short Second Life of Bree Tanner,” which became available on June 5. MTV’s hit series spins out The “Twilight” craziness took a small break after the “New Moon” DVD of control causing drama release, but as the “Eclipse” theater release creeps forward, fans’ anxiousness ‘The Hills’ builds high. The movie is sure to not disappoint, and the fan madness certainly was unhappy about her attitude, Mon- won’t. tag reacted by calling the cops on her own mother. Clearly, Montag should be less worried about the reconstruc- By Becca Erskine tion of her body and more concerned Entertainment Editor with the reconstruction of her entire life as a whole. Her marriage with Pratt has MTV’s series “The Hills,” began turned into a train-wreck for us viewers as a healthy, entertaining, gossip-based and has us all worried for her sanity. television series following the personal In addition to their dysfunction- lives of Lauren Conrad and some of her al marriage, Pratt has recently taken up friends living in LA. The show was posed a new hobby and love for healing crys- as a spin-off of “Laguna Beach,” but has tals. But his odd behavior has viewers recently transformed into a more bizarre, wondering if there is something more off-the-wall portrayal of life in L.A. and than holistic medicine going on there. has completely spun out of control. Pratt’s behavior is nothing Before disaster struck on “The short of wacky. Recently on the show, Hills,” Conrad and Heidi Montag were Pratt has been covered head-to-toe in two single, sane best friends living in these “healing crystals.” After watch- L.A. Over the course of the past fi ve sea- ing the show, you may doubt the effect sons, Heidi had a dramatic break up with of the crystals because his temper con- her best friend Conrad when she met up tinues to sky rocket and he is far from with boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, and fell relaxed. Clearly, Pratt has not found his into a controlling, bizarre, unhealthy ro- inner self through his beloved crystals. mance. What we all thought to be a short Cavallari, whose behavior has romance turned out to be a lasting mar- recently gotten her accused of drug use riage, but a dysfunctional marriage to say and alcohol abuse has now gone from the least. the “mean girl” to the “druggy.” These Since then Conrad had left the rumors have not yet been proven to be show, allowing Kristin Cavallari to star true. But why are these rumors being on the reality show, posing as the “mean started? Why is Cavallari’s image be- girl.” When fi rst entering the show, Cav- ing skewed to the viewers of the show alarri didn’t fail to stir up drama with and making the show lose its story all of the girls including Audrina Pa- line? tridge, when she got involved with her A show that is supposed to ex-boyfriend, Justin Bobby. For those be about petty gossip has now turned of you who thought drama was the only into something bigger, something more thing Cavallari was going to be accused along the lines of an “intervention” epi- of doing, you were wrong. Recently on sode. Was the petty gossip not enough the show and in the media alike, she has drama for “The Hills?” Apparently been accused of drug use as well. their drama has reached a whole new Montag and Pratt’s relation- level, and we’re all wondering if we’re ship was already unhealthy once they even interested anymore. had both cut all of their friends out of their lives and isolated themselves from Turkey Rating (out of 5): everyone. But things started to get re- ally bizarre when Montag underwent 13 plastic surgeries and even went as far as cutting her own family out of her life as well. Montag failed to tell her mother about her surgeries, and when her mother Page 20A The Playwickian Entertainment June 9, 2010 Would you rather... Spend the day with Robert Pattinson -OR- become a vampire?

Be on the show “I Survived...” -OR- “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant?”

Share a bedroom with Russel Brand -OR- a car with Kiefer Sutherland?

Have Billy Ray Cyrus as your father -OR- Lindsay Lohan as a sister?

Look like an Avatar -OR- smell like Mat- thew McConaughey?

Dress like Lady Gaga for a year -OR- walk around naked for a day?