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the Bel Canto Chorus will be in by Kevin Machan Uihlein Hall Dec. 6-7 at 8 p.m. performing classic holiday music. he holiday season is com To be included in the perform ing, and we're all trying to ance are selections for Handel's get everything done for this T "Messiah," as well as "Feast of Car semester. ols" arranged by Randol Bass. But we all deserve a little break now and then, and what better Also scheduled to be included way to relax and get into the spir is the Waukesha Advanced Choir it of things than to take in a show who will perform Vaughan Will at the Performing Arts Center in iams' "Hodie." the upcoming weeks. Tickets are $12-$24 for the two shows. Listed below are several of the shows for this upcoming holiday Another choral offering can be season. Quite a few of these found in Vogel Hall on Dec. 8, tit shows will be interpreted for the led "Berlin for the Holidays ... Ir hearing impaired and are noted ving That Is!" in the descriptions below. This performance by the Wis consin Cream City Chorus will fea Unless otherwise noted, tickets ture Irving Berlin compositions, can be purchased at the PAC Box specifically selections from the Office, 929 N. Water St. The box films "Holiday Inn" and "White office is open Monday through Fri Christmas." day from 11:30 a.m. to 9 p.m., and The Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra, with Music Director Zdenek Macal. noon until 9 p.m. on the weekend. Wisconsin Cream City Chorus Free 10-minute parking is available was founded in 1987, and is dedi on Water Street in front of the box cated not only to entertaining in trees and homemade wreaths, Franklin, who will appear in all story, such as songs of Engelbert office. performance, but in seeking to pro cards and ornaments. the performances, and will be Humperdink, including "Brother vide the audience with personal, At 3:30 p.m. in Uihlein Hall, signing the Christmas carols in Come and Dance With Me" and For information on ticket avail spiritual and social growth. Past Mayor John Norquist will be Act II. "When At Night I Go To Sleep." ability and prices, or to charge performances include the Martin joined by several community per In addition, whole performances Tickets are $4, and group rates your order, you can call 273- Luther King Celebration at the forming groups for a concert. will be interpreted for the hearing are available to children's org 7206 or TDD# 273-3080 for the PAC, the Governor's AIDS Memo The performances will shift to impaired at the 4 p.m. shows on anizations for the weekend per hearing impaired. Information is rial Service and the city of Milwau Red Arrow Park at about 5:15 Dec. 8 and 13, and at the 7:30 p.m. formances. free, but there is a $3 handling kee's Tree Lighting Ceremony. p.m. The mayor and Milwaukee show on Dec. 13. fee on phone orders. VISA, HUMOR: If you want to laugh This show will be interpreted Police Band will lead in holiday MasterCard or American Express The play opens on Nov. 29 and a bit, Dale Gutzman's annual for the hearing impaired. Tickets caroling, culminating with the cards are accepted. runs through Dec. 22. Show times Christmas show just might do the are $10. lighting of the city's Christmas are Fridays at 7:30 p.m.; Saturdays trick. Group discounts of some kind Also included on the docket of tree followed by a display of at 2 and 7:30 p.m.; Entitled "Holiday Paunch" this are available for most shows, and choral performances is TA. Pro fireworks. Sundays at 1:30 and 4 p.m.; Tues year, Gutzman's show is a light- are noted below. ductions performance of "Christ Following the tree lighting, the days, Wednesdays and Thursdays hearted look at hype and hyste There is limited availability of mas Celebration" at 1:30 p.m. in public is invited to a 6 p.m. recep at 7 p.m. ria surrounding Christmas and parking in a structure connected Vogel Hall, Dec. 3-5. tion in the City Hall Rotunda for Being performed in the Todd the holiday season. by sky-walk to the PAC on the These shows will feature a hot chocolate and cookies. Wehr Theater, tickets for every Featured this year include a northwest corner of State and choral group and professional All of these city of Milwaukee one in the balcony are $6, or for much-modified version of the Water Streets. Cost is $3 for a soloists performing time-honor events are free and open to seats on the main floor, $12 for Great Christmas Parade, a glimpse weekday event, $4 for evening ed carols and holiday songs. A everyone. adults and $8 for children under at other culture's holiday customs, and weekend events. person described as "a certain DRAMA: Maybe you'd like to 12. Groups of 20 or more qualify "dangerous" Christmas toys and HINT: State Street is one-way visitor from the North Pole" is see something with the kids, such for a discount. the previewing of an Ethel Merman with traffic flowing to the west, so also scheduled to appear. as the production of "The Best Other offerings for the children Christmas album. plan accordingly and approach Prior to each show a noon Christmas Pageant Ever" by First Let us not forget his repertoire from Water Street. include the Milwaukee Opera luncheon will be served in the Stage Milwaukee, the Milwaukee Company's performance of "Han of holiday songs and observa The PAC provides assistance Bradley Pavilion, and is included Children's Theater. sel and Gretel" in Vogel Hall. tions about Milwaukee politics. in access for those with special in the cost of the ticket. In its first run last December, Running Dec. 10-15, it is espec The shows will be in Vogel Hall needs. For information on acc- Tickets are $26, or $24 for the play sold-out. The story of ially recommended for children Dec. 20, 21, 28, 29 at 8 p.m. for essability assistance, ask at the groups of 20 or more. Reservations "what happens when the worst ages 4-10. In fact, the first four $13, and on Dec. 31 at 7:30 p.m. box office or call the PAC Theat can be made by calling 258-4886. kids in the whole history of the and 10 p.m. for $13 and $20. er Manager at 273-7121. days of production will be exclu world take over a town's annual sively for school groups. TUBAS: For something a little For any other information, you CITY OF MILWAUKEE CEL Christmas Pageant" is derived out of the ordinary for only can call the PAC at 273- 7121. EBRATION: Portions of the city from a 1972 novel Publishers However, the weekend per $4.50 per ticket, the 11th annual Suffice it to say that The Mil of Milwaukee's holiday celebra Weekly called "one of the best formances will be open to the gen TubaChristmas will be held on waukee Ballet will be performing tion on Nov. 30 will be taking Christmas books ever." eral public. Performance times are Saturday, Dec. 7. There will be Saturday, Dec. 14 at 1 p.m. and "The Nutcracker" in Uihlein Hall place in and around the PAC. This year's production features shows at 10 a.m. and at noon in Sunday, Dec. 15 at 2 p.m. from Dec. 12-30. Tickets are From noon to 6 p.m. on that 63 children from the greater Mil Uihlein Hall. $10-$34. Discounts available to Saturday, Red Arrow Park — waukee area. Divided into two sep This year's production will fea Music professor Harvey Phil groups of 15 or more. across from the PAC — will arate casts, 31 children will appear ture newly-designed costumes lips of Indiana University and 20. CHORUS: For those more in feature the Holiday Market. On per performance with one excep and sets. Also included will be Please see PAC Page 16 clined to a vocal performance, display will include Christmas tion: Emily Aschenbrenner of more classical elements of the Milwaukee Outreach Center: Always appropriate, Holiday "celebration of love" the perfect solution to your This year Brown said there are several pick-up holiday gift giving problems! by Michelle Hilmes sites arranged. These pick-up sites include: *Westlawn Housing Development, 6301 W. Sheri ny person, who would not otherwise cele dan Ave. ^Wr brate Thanksgiving, js cordially invited to a *Parklawn Housing Development, 4435 W. Marion A Thanksgiving feast sponsored by the Mil St. <&i&& waukee Outreach Center and WYLO. *Hillside Housing Development, 1545 N. 7th St. W The "Celebration of Love" dinner is scheduled to •United Community Center, 1028 S. 9th St. take place Nov. 28 at the Parklawn Assembly of "•University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Campus, corn God Church, 3725 N. Sherman Blvd. between 10 er of Kenwood Boulevard and Maryland Avenue. a.m. and 4 p.m. ^s^ Jack Brown, director of the Milwaukee Outreach Scheduled pick-up times for the UWM site are: Center said they plan on serving this year's dinner 9:45 a.m., 10:50 a.m., 12 p.m. and 2 p.m. SAMPLE" to more than 2,000 people. "More than ever, Milwaukee needs to reestablish "Anyone who might not otherwise have a a sense of community," Brown said. "The 'Cele Thanksgiving celebration is invited to attend," bration of Love' gives us a chance to do this by unit Brown said. "This could be for any number of ing individuals and organizations to serve the reasons — a death in the family, divorce or financial neediest residents of Milwaukee." hardship." Brown said volunteers are also needed to make According to Brown, dinner will not be the only this event successful. thing served. Activities for the children and certifi "Those who have been blessed with more fortu from the cates for free baskets of food will also be distributed nate circumstances might consider volunteering or to families who qualify. making other contributions that are still needed to Brown said at last year's first annual dinner, more make this event successful," Brown said. than 1,000 people were served. Donations can be made to The Milwaukee "We found that a lack of transportation to the Outreach Center- Celebration of Love and mailed event prevented some people from attending last to the center at P.O. Box 25393, Milwaukee, WI year," Brown said. "This year, Riteway Transporta 53225. Information on pick-up times or volun tion has offered us 10 buses to enable people who teering opportunities can'be obtained by calling the don't have other transportation to get to the event." Center at 358-7799. Klinger's East SHAC works for needy families SHAC is currently in the process of planning a 920 E. Locust by Kimberly Wilmot holiday dance, with the proceeds to benefit the rojects, final exams and term papers haven't Toys for Tots program. 263-2424 stopped Sandburg Hall residents from helping To get into the dance, residents will have to either Pdisadvantage d people during the holiday sea- bring a toy or have to pay admission. The money that was collected will be used towards the Toys for •New Lunch ft'.enu Despite their hectic schedules, many student or Tots program. •Large Safe life T.V. ganizations are volunteering their time and talents There will also be a collection box at the dance to help those in need. The Sandburg Hall Adminis for UNICEF. Last year SHAC collected approxi •Lit Parking Lot trative Council is one of those groups currently mately $200 for the UNICEF program. •Carry-out sponsoring programs to help others. These prog-; Bill Motley, president of SHAC, said he is happy rams include a Toys for Tots collection, a holiday that the Sandburg residents are helping others dur •Good Tood and Good Fun clothing drive and a collection for UNICEF. ing the holiday season. •OPEN FOR BREAKFAST 6:00 a.m. They are also supporting, along with the Sand "We need to realize that we are very fortunate to burg Housefellows, an adopt-a-family program. be going to college. We should help those people Christmas Party - Dec. 19 Twenty-five houses have chosen 16 families, that aren't so fortunate, who might not even have 2:00 - ? * - Free Food from a Salvation Army list, to help through the holi food to eat," Motley said. Cross the river and find out what you're missing day season. The residents are currently collecting SHAC is also sponsoring a holiday clothing drive. food, clothing and money to give to their "families" Throughout the holiday season, residents contrib ••••••••••.J A Kllnger Koupon {,»,,,..,,.,.,.,.,,». for Christmas. After everything is collected, in ute warm clothing for those less fortunate. The cluding at least one toy for each child, the items will clothing will then be donated to Goodwill. be wrapped to present to the family. "This is a way for residents, living away from FREE FISH FRY "Christmas is giving. And this gives us a chance to home, to participate in the giving aspects of the hol w7 purchase of 1 Fish Fry help others in need," said Housefellow Linda Bal. iday season," said SHAC vice president Paul (must have coupon) "It gives us a sense of accomplishment to do some Strebel. "Since we're away from our families, this is thing so productive for people who need the help," a way for students to participate together as a family she said. and to help others at the same time," he said. Hanukkah: No comparison to Christmas
belief, the little bottle of oil lasted the eight days. Ha by John Possing nukkah celebrates this miracle and the rededication. anukkah, some may feel, is just the Jewish Today families gather around a special Hanuk version of Christmas. This view is wrong. Ac kah menorah and light one candle on the first night H cording to Michael Morgan, advisor to the of Hanukkah, two on the second night and so on for Jewish Student Union, the only singularity between all eight nights of the festival. There are songs, the two holidays is that they both fall in December. stories, presents, prayers and games. "There can be no comparison between the two Morgan said that although Hanukkah is beautiful holidays. They don't have the same origins and they and fun it is only a minor holiday compared to other don't deal with the same problems, values or be Jewish celebrations. liefs," Morgan said. "They share the same month, "The truth is that it is not a very significant holi that's all." day at all. It's not even a day of rest," Morgan said. Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Jesus "It's a lot of fun, but it just doesn't have that much Christ, who is believed, by Christians, to be the son clout," he said. . •••> ' of God and the world's savior. One holiday that has more clout than Hanukkah Hanukkah, which is an eight day celebration, is Yom Kippur, which is a day of atonement. originated more than 2,000 years ago when the Yom Kippur is believed to be the holiest day in the Syrian King Antiochus IV forced the Jews to wor Jewish calendar. The holiday begins on Rosh ship Greek gods. The Jews rebelled under the lead Hashana, the Jewish New Year. For 10 days following ership of Judah the Maccabee. Rosh Hashana, Jews believe God studies a book which The rebellion lasted for three years, but Judah records everyones' deeds during the past year. the Maccabee defeated the Syrians. The Jews could On Yom Kippur, the last of the 10 days, God de worship freely again. cides how each person will live for the year to come, To rededicate the temple, they cleaned it from according to belief. top to bottom and then had to relight the Menorah, Many Jews fast from sundown the day before un an eight pronged candle. til the sun sets on Yom Kippur. Jews pray for for Only enough oil for one day could be found and it giveness of past sins and that they will live well in would take eight days to get new oil. According to the the New Year. Emergency test prep Weird is relative for the Addams'
help for the imminent Producer Scott Rudin had a The real scene stealer in this by Jim Haig task in searching for the right di entire film L> Thing. In this film, LSAEGMAT.andGRE. rector for such a big budgeted he really shines. With the use of hey're creepy and their film. Among those considered stop action animation, Thing gets As you see below, the exams will be here before spooky. They're altogether were David Lynch ("Twin Peaks"), a chance to strut his stuff. Tooky. It could best describe Tim Burton ("Batman"), Terry Gill "Thing," Morticia sighs, "You're you know it. And if your vital signs include sweaty the Republican Party, but I'm refer iam ("The Fisher King") and Joe quite a handful!" I won't give away palms, a somersaulting stomach, and shaky legs, you ring to Paramount Pictures new Dante ("Gremlins"). The nod went some of the gags that Thing is ca need help—fast. comedy "The Addams Family." to Barry Sonnefeld, but Rudin pable of, but it is definitely laugh- Check into a Kaplan center. Our test-taking All fans of the cult-classic televi would often put the other's names out-loud type of visual humor. If we techniques and educational programs have helped sion show of the '60s, hold onto on the back of Sonnefeld's director asked who portrayed Thing in the lower the pressure and boost the scoring power and your nostalgia as the Addams' are chair as a joke. television show, who would it be? brought majestically into the '90s. Sonnefeld spent the last three Sure you could cheat and look at confidence of over one million students. We even Similarities exist between the TV the credits at the end of the have compact classes so you can be ready for this years as a cinematographer on show and the cartoon strip created films such as "Misery." Sonnefeld show, but portrayed by Ted Cass- falls exams. by Charles Addams. On the big tried to take a family known for not idy, better known as Lurch on the screen, however, our family can get So if you're getting ill thinking about the LSAT, being normal and made them into show. away with alot more. And do. GMAT, or GRE, call Kaplan. Wfell give you all the a family everyone should strive to The rest of our family includes "mental medicine" you need. And a lot of All the cast does a fine job filling be. Cousin It (John Franklin), a walking the shoes of its TV predecessor. mountain of hair with no facial fea intensive care. We all remember John Astin's bug- The celebrated return of Gom tures, a granny who uses "Grays eyed portrayal of Gomez Addams. ez's long lost brother Fester, after Anatomy" as a cookbook, and of A wild, eccentric, rich adult who 25 years in the Bermuda Trian course, the lovable butler Lurch •KAPLAN has never grown up, Gomez is just gle makes a good enough story played by Carel Struycken. The STANLEY H. KAPLAN EDUCATIONAL CENTER LTD. enjoying life. line for the movie.Christopher supporting cast does a fine job, but Raul Julia brings out the same Lloyd, who plays Uncle Fester, could have been used more in our LSAT 2/8 GMAT 1/18 GRE 2/2 characteristics in his interpret seems to lack enthusiasm for his story. *Advanced Tests only in N.Y. State ation of the character, but with a role, and we end up waiting for Cinematography for "The Add 1 hint of an accent. Julia always him to break out. I miss the old ams. Family" gives a certain air of puts in a fine performance for an Uncle Fester with his imitation ghoulishness to set the mood. Be ything he does, and is a disting voice of' Curley in the Three sure to take note of a Wisconsin LSAT class starts on Dec. 1 uished comedy actor as well. His Stooges. Lloyd's voice in the product plastered on a billboard in GMAT class starts on Dec. 5 style can reach out off the screen movie is an old character from a one of the scenes. Itgoes well with to tickle your funny bone. different movie, "Back To The the film. GRE class starts on Jan. 6 Angelica Huston can tackle Future," and is lifeless. This movie is a good comedy any role she attempts, and Mor- We can finally start to enjoy to take your mind off of the real ticia is just another notch in her Uncle Fester in the last part of world and transfer you into a- belt. Her seductive grace as she the film. If Paramount Pictures nother dimension. We'll cross 277-9990 cuts roses off at the stem and decides to pursue a sequel to this our fingers that they will do a places them in a vase, fairly ex movie I will feel more relaxed sequel. They have opened up the J. 316 N. Milwaukee St. udes the smoldering, comedic with Christopher Lloyd's por door for future projects. I'll see passion reminiscent of the TV trayal of Uncle Fester than I did you at the movies. Fourth row. v character. in this one. Center. Monday, November 25, 1991 The UWM Post Page 7 -. Bellringer bliss or bah humbug? what you want is for Claus to continue with his story by Christopher Hosken telling. Well alright, I'll just put another log on the fire here and we'll begin again with the history of ye w hhhhh, the sounds of the holiday season, the ole bell ringers. crinkling of wrapping paper, the festive sing It was exactly a century ago, way back in 1891, A ing of carollers, and the giggles of young chil that the Salvation Army began using collection ket dren forming angels in the snow ... and of course, tles to help gather the necessary funding to assist the ever present and incredibly irritating shrill of the less fortunate. Palette Watches. Paints. those damn bell ringers asking for money outside The "founder of the kettle" was Captain Joseph Brushes. Books...Lots of mall entrances. McFee. McFee was the director of the Lighthouse, a Books. Now obviously I am only exaggerating (Not!), the homeless shelter located in San Francisco. Watercolor Pencils. Blank Salvation Army and its charitable representatives Now, like many modern shelters, funding short Books. Calendars. Specialty are a welcome addition to the holiday mix. But be ages were threatening to close the operation down. Papers. Marker Sets. Carving fore we get into all that, how about a little history So, faced with this desperate situation, the good Tools. Calligraphy Supplies. about the organization and its founder. captain rushed to a nearby restaurant and asked to All kinds of Gift Sets. And, of So gather around the fire boys and girls while borrow one of their big cast-iron soup pots. course, Gift Certificates. Santa tells you a story. (I couldn't find a suit for un After thanking the restaurant owner, McFee went Your one-stop shop for der 20 bucks so you'll just have out onto the California streets, set holiday purchases of all kinds. to pretend.) the pot in front and began asking Stop in and see! PALETTE The Salvation Army was for donations. It was McFee's inge founded way back in 1865 in the nuity, and the generosity of passer- east end of London. The organi bys, that eventually saved the 342 N. Water St., Milwaukee, WI 53202 • 272-3780 zation's founder, Pastor William Lighthouse from economic des 1325 E. Capitol Dr., Shorewood, WI 53211 '963-1346 Booth, was a Methodist minister pair. (And everyone lived happily SHOP INC who felt strongly the need to help ever after.) the city's "down and out." How about that boys and girls, Booth was determined to satis wasn't that a nice holiday tale, fy both people's physical, and re doesn't everyone feel all warm ACE V VIDEO ligious needs. inside. Yeh, me too, someone put Salvation Army Christmas Ket out that damn fire I'm sweating tle Coordinator, Damon Lodge, bullets in this suit. 3490 n. Oakland Ave. said that this continues to be the Lodge said the Salvation Army organization's goal. kettles and bell ringers we see to Milwaukee, WI 53211 "The Salvation Army is still a day are the descendants of Captain Phone: 532-2588 religious institution, a branch of McFee and his soup pot. It was an the Christian church," he said. evolutionary process, he said. However, Lodge added that It's not documented when the the primary image of today's Sal first bell was rung, but the Salva *Free membership* vation Army is that of a social tion Army has always employed welfare agency. some sort of attention-getting de Staples of the trade, the Sal With Student ID Monies collected by the organ vice at its collection sites. It used ization are used to fund dozens vation Army kettle and bell. to be that music players and car nnr more videos of projects aimed at helping the disadvantaged, ol singers were stationed at certain donation spots. I0°/o w/ r.vrV»ase oW• » ym ^s most center around the winter holidays. Today, here in Milwaukee, the Salvation Army ad For example, the Salvation Army sponsors a proj has kettles placed at over one hundred locations. off tfw i I I ect titled "The Prison Toy lift" where Christmas pre The bell ringers are sent out every Thanksgiving sents are given to the children of incarcerated per and Christmas season, this year they began ringing sons. The gifts are sent directly to the children with Nov. 16 and will continue to do so until Dec. 24. IIIII"" only their parent's name on it. Most kettles are located in the entrance ways of There is also the "Gift Of Warmth" program malls and big department stores, these are the most rentals as low as 76c where workers visit shut-ins and distribute blankets lucrative sites because there is a large amount of during the holiday season. traffic going through a single doorway. In addition, the Salvation Army provides winter Currently, between five and 10 percent of the bell • Machine rentals available • coats to the needy and operates both a food pantry ringers are volunteer, but the Salvation Army hopes Come in and findou t about our discount program and emergency shelter. to have exclusively volunteer ringers by the year Yeh, Yeh, Yeh ... that's all very admirable but we 1994. They have stepped up efforts to recruit both between ACE VIDEO and SIEGEUS liquor store! already knew about that, didn't we boys and girls. I can see you're all beginning to shift in your seats, Please see Ball Page ±7 LARGEST iY/iYTMD0 SELECTION Ofi THE EAST SIDE
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f - Family split causes heartbreak t- « < opened. Usually the children rip Pichardo said that anyone who '*" 1 by John Possing into their gifts first. won't be with family this holiday * « Sometimes the family is up until season should pick up a phone * he tamalies are cooking in 3 a.m. singing, talking and even and call. *"* 1 Ta/ce Us Home the oven and steam from dancing in the halls, Pichardo said. "It only takes a second to call. *• I « the cinnamon tea puts spice "It's a lot of fun, my mom and Even if you're mad at someone, T «. For The Holidays! in the air. Christmas cards dangle dad have always been a big part of you should put your feelings to the - on branches of a tree and the the holiday because they help put side and tell them how much you at * twins are taking a nap. It is everything together," she said. miss them," Pichardo said.'There * •> Daily Runs Christmas Eve, Damaris Pich- "It just won't feel like Christmas will always be a bond with family,"
Milwaukee to Madison ardo and her family prepare to without my dance with Dad." she said. **• . < celebrate a postcard-perfect holi According to Pichardo, even 7:00a 10:00a 12:30p 3:00p 5:30p 6:45p* 8:00p The family is sending a care • T
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What would the holidays be with out the annual City of Milwaukee Christmas Parade? For those of you who couldn't be there, Post photographer Mike Krukowski braved the rain and cold weather to bring you just a few glimpses of what you missed. More than 4,000 people crowded the streets of Milwaukee or participated in the parade that took place Satur day. The parade made its way down Wisconsin Ave. for the 39th straight year.
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eet tne people uou want to meet at ic&tt ?ht&ei<2- MODER HEY GANG!! AND HO! HO! have to live in sub-standard condi to help out. Wear warm clothes, •Pageant: First Stage Milwaukee HO! No, this is not a rap record, tions. Work dates are Jan. 25, Feb. and meet at the United Ministry, presents "The Best Christmas LOVE this is the annual UWM Post Hol 15 and March 7, 1992. All levels 2211 E. Kenwood, across from Pageant Ever" from Nov. 29 Single? iday Calendar of Events! Herein of skilled and unskilled labor are the UWM Union at 5:45 p.m. through Dec. 22. Tickets are $6 Would you like to meet lies an incomplete guide to some needed. For more information •Toys for Tots: This annual charity to $12. Performances are Tues of the functions happening in the about Habitat for Humanity at the campaign orchestrated by WITI- day -Thurdays, 7 p.m.; Friday, someone special? area, related either in theme or University of Wisconsin-Milwau TV6 is designed to provide toys 7:30 p.m.; Saturday, 2 and 7:30 the purpose of good will associ kee, please call Katie or Doug at and other goods to lesser advan p.m.; and Sunday at 4 p.m. ©Affordable ated with the holiday season. 962-5460. taged children living in the Mil °Confidential Well, enough of the intro. On be waukee area. Drop off points are •Holiday Paunch: Dale Gutzman at the station, all local K-Mart °Personal half of myself and the rest of the •Food for Families: Food for brings back his annual set of UWM Post staff, may you and Families, the annual city-wide stores, Federal Express offices, sketches, skits and humor enti °Video or yours enjoy a happy, safe, joy food drive sponsored by Channel Tri-City National Banks and Pick tled "Holiday Paunch." This look ous, warm and festive holiday 12 WISN-TV, is on again. The N Save food stores. The drive at the hype and hysteria of the Non-Video lasts until Dec. 24. season. A tip for a happier holi drive runs through Dec. 31, 1991, holiday season includes a parody °No Blind Dates day season: save that dumb joke with deposit bins available at all of the Great Christmas Parade, a °See Pictures, about the carol-singing parrot area Kohl's food stores, Sentry Performing Arts Center look at holiday customs around Profiles & Videos named Chet; we've all heard it foods, and Pick N Saves, as well the world, a peek at a lost Ethel before! And remember, don't as individual efforts coordinated Merman Christmas Album, and drink and drive; you never know •The PAC has a long list of holi by over 122 private organiza much more. "Holiday Paunch" will who you might run into! Happy day happenings — traditional FREE Brochure tions and 80 area schools. Nov. be performed at 8 p.m. Dec. 20,21, Holidays! and otherwise — that promise to CALL 277-9954 30 at the Bradley Center is Wave fill your holiday season with 28 and 29, with 7:30 and 10 p.m. Night, and Dec. 20 is Admirals laughter and cheer. Tickets for all performances on Dec. 31. PROSPECT MALL •Habitat for Humanity: Even 2239 N. PROSPECT Night. Take a can of non-perisha events are available at the PAC though there are no work days ble food items to the game and Box Office, 929 N. Water St., or •Chorus: The Bel Canto Chorus occurring over the holidays, it is a receive a discount coupon good through the PAC Phonecharge, will perform several classic holi ONE YEAR good idea to remember the first for a future admission. All pro 273-7206. For more information day favorites at 8 p.m. on Dec. 6 - few of 1992. As you may recall, NOW ONLY $99 ceeds will go to benefit the Hun about any of these events, please 7. Tickets are $12 - $24. TA Habitat for Humanity is a project ger Task Force of Milwaukee. For call 273-ARTS. Productions brings us a "Christ dedicated to the building of hous more information, or to volun mas Celebration," as well. Fea ing for those that would otherwise teer for the Hunger Task Force, •Tuba Christmas: The 11th an turing a dazzling array of time- please call 962-3111. In addi nual Tuba Christmas at the PAC honored carols and melodies, tion, Tuesday, Nov. 26, from 6 occurs this year on Saturday, professional soloists and a choral p.m. till 8 p.m., a delegation from Dec. 7. Harvey Phillips, a music group will liven up the holidays UWM will go down to the Hun professor at Indiana University, with a special visit from a certain ger Task Force Warehouse to and his 20 "Tuba Santas" will fat man in funny red clothes. Per help sort food for area pantries, perform several of the season's formances are at 1:30 p.m. Dec. participating in Food for Fam all-time favorites at 10 a.m. and 3 - 5. Prior to each performance, Holiday Gift Specials ilies. All volunteers are welcome noon. All tickets are $4.50. anoon luncheon will be served in 30% OFF Paint Sets 25% OFF All Easels Oil, Acrylic & Watercolor Table & Floor Styles 20% OFF Elegant Ballpoint & Fountain Pens Art Watches & Ties Wood Bodies-Rosewood, Walnut, Oak and Teak with Matching Wood Gift Boxes Escher Puzzles Remember- All ol our customers enjoy T-Shirts EVERDAY DISCOUNTS of 10%-30% Drawing Tables Holiday Specials .J Arts & Crafts Retail Store end r«alHtV 100A E. Pleasant St., Milwaukee, WI u o Gift Certificates January 15" Hours: M-F 8:30-6, SAT 9-5 414-264-1580 Mtgf^ TWs »S ""fiwmy's +ypicok.\ "1V\ft.nV£S9'^'""\3 A\eaA. On +V«e. te£+ is Ur\c\e. TacK wKo uda+ohes evil +he £>o-fWU gawes a.-V +Ve dinner +*Y>le ojr\d egresses Vu S deep SHOP AT EARWAVES e Hey ,L-vrfte £ugc<*V. YOIA ^A)a J-Hn Teal \acd... T * t » Music Calendar I. FRIDAY, Nov. 29 Pat McCurdy SATURDAY. Nov. 30 Jim Liban John Paris Hubert Sumlin &J/A%~ „ ^ Otis Hurtz & * ^\^e°*the Funk-A Trons Dec 13 Leroy Airmaster Dec 14 Susan Julian Dec 20 Pat McCurdy Dec 29 Otis & the Alligators Dec 30 Jim Liban Blues Band Dec 31 Willy Porter R & B Ribs & Blues Also Serving Sandwiches, 322 W. State St. • 225-2552 Soups, Salads and Appetizers !l»< Monday, November 25, 1991 The UWM Post Page 11 the Bradley pavilion. The price of •Mannheim Steamroller: You say gram features the Landis & Co. same as last year: $7.50 for the p.m. social hour will preclude the this lunch is included in the $26 you've never heard of Mannheim Theater of Magic, a troupe of illu general public, and $7 for the 7 p.m. dinner. Tickets are $16.95 ticket price. A $2 per ticket dis Steamroller? Me either, until now, sionists and mimes performing campus community. Due to the for adults, and $7.95 for the chil count is available for groups of but I guess they hav6 the biggest while the MSO plays holiday music. enduring popularity of this prog dren. For reservations or more 20 or more. selling Christmas albums released Food and drink will be served. The ram, tables must be reserved. For information, please call the UWM in the last 30 years. Bits and pieces concerts take place in the Mecca more information, please call 229- Dining Services at 229-5833. •City Christmas Program: The from these albums will be per Auditorium, with ticket prices rang 5567 or 229-6628. city of Milwaukee, despite being formed by the group Dec. 18 and ing from $12 to $45. Performance • The UWM Dining Services •And, finally, even though exams beleaguered by racial tensions, 19 at the Riverside Theater. Their times are as follows: Dec. 12, 7:30 tries something new this year: "A are creeping up on us like the economic woes, increasing vio show is entitled "A Fresh Aire p.m.; Dec. 13, 8 p.m.; Dec. 14, 2 Country Holiday Dinner." The Black Plague did, the UWM Pro lence and still, by some quirk of Christmas," and will be performed p.m. and 8 p.m.; and Dec. 15, 7:30 dinner is a traditional holiday fessional Theater Training Prog fate maintaining its "Laverne and at 6 and 9 p.m. on both nights. p.m. For more information, please feast, with a variety of meats, ram is putting on the eagerly Shirley" image, finds reasons to Tickets are $31.75 and $21.75. call 291-7605. breads, salads, vegetables and awaited play, "The Three Mus celebrate the holidays this Christ potatoes, with, of course, a lotta keteers," from Dec. 11-21 in the mas. Where they found these •Roger Whitaker: Best-selling Milwaukee Public Museum lotta sweets and goodies. Enter UWM Fine Arts Theater. Per reasons I'm not sure, but it's nev singer Roger Whitaker and his tainment will be given by the formances are Dec. 11. 12, 18 ertheless a bold move! All kid family come to the Riverside to Bach Chamber Choir, the Wis and 19, 7:30 p.m.; Dec. 13,14 and •The Milwaukee Public Museum is ding aside, the city holds its bring you "A Whitaker Family consin Conservatory Children's 21 at 8 p.m.; and Sunday, Dec. 15 putting together some "Treasured Christmas program Nov. 30 at Christmas." The performance is Chorus, and renowned Milwau at 2:30 p.m. Tickets are $10 and Holiday Traditions" this year, for the PAC this year, with lots to do Dec. 27 at 8 p.m. Tickets are kee pianist Jeffrey Hollander. $12, and may be purchased at the the benefit, enjoyment and un and see. Community groups will $26.75 and $18.75. The dates for this event are Fri UWM Fine Arts Box Office, or by derstanding of some of the cul team up with Mayor Norquist for day and Saturday, Dec. 6-7. A 6 dialing 229-4308. tural heritages here in the Mil a 3:30 p.m. concert in Uihlein •After the new year starts, watch waukee area. The "Streets of Old Hall. Around 5:15 p.m., the May the Riverside for the likes of Sam Milwaukee" and the "European or, with the Milwaukee Police Kinison, Patti LaBelle, The Temp Village" will be gaily decorated Band, will lead the anticipated tations and the Four Tops, and for these festivities, with the crowd to Red Arrow Park, where B.B. King! the City Christmas Tree will be houses in the European village decorated to reflect the way they officially lit, followed by a fire Pabst Theater works display. Then the fun con would have looked in the 1800s, verges on the City Hall Rotunda, inside and out. Festivities go with a 6 p.m. reception. Hot co •The historic and beautiful Pabst from Dec. 1, 1991 through Jan. coa and cookies will be made Theater, 144 E. Wells, brings us 1, 1992, with special demonstra available at this time. All events the holiday classic "A Christmas tions of crafts and culture by are free and the public is invited. Carol," based on the popular story each cultural group. There is no At Red Arrow Park, from noon to by Charles Dickens. The play runs special fee for this exhibit. For 6 p.m., there will be about 20 Dec. 5 - 29, with no performances more information, please call the vendors, peddling their wares on Mondays or Christmas Eve. Milwaukee Public Museum. from crafts to Christmas trees Times are Tuesday and Wednes and more. This outdoor market day, 7:30 p.m.; Thursday and Fri Around Campus coincides with the city's celebra day, 8 p.m.; Saturday, 5 and 9 tion, so be sure to stop on by. p.m.; and 2 and 7:30 p.m. on •The UWM community has always Sunday. For more information, had at least a token celebration "IT DOESN'T GET please call the Milwaukee Reper over the holidays, and this year is Riverside Theater tory Theater at 224-9490. no exception, with the traditional ANY BETTER meeting the new. First off, the an •The Riv, recently reopened un MSO nual "Lunch With Santa," returns THAN THIS!'^ der new management, is back this year. Once again, Mr. McFeely with a vengeance. Above and be •The Milwaukee Symphony Or of "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood" Old Milwaukee 1/2 BBL's yond the recent sellout for the chestra sponsors two holiday speedily delivers himself unto us, BoDeans show, the Moody Blues programs this year. The first, a as well as the aforementioned fat $29.95 will appear there this week on more classical approach, is a chor gut — I mean, guy — in those the "Special Theaters of Ameri al arrangement entitled "Cathe funny red clothes. This year's Free Cups & Delivery ca" tour. And, yes, there is holi dral Consorts." Cathedral Con event will take place on Dec. 14, day entertainment scheduled. In sorts consists of a reduced Milwau from 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m., in BADGER BEER formation on tickets for any of kee Symphony Orchestra, with the the Ballroom of the UWM Union. these events, as well as the Wisconsin Conservatory of Music The ticket price will remain the 1812 W. State St. • 342-3303 events themselves can be had by Chamber Singers. The ensemble calling the Riverside. is directed by Margaret Hawkins, and performs at St. John's Ca •Chipmunks Christmas: No, it's thedral, across from Cathedral not "chipmunks on an open fire," Square on North Jackson Street. but it should be something differ Performances are Dec. 19 - 22, ent to see! The Chipmunks, Alvin, with 8 p.m. shows on Dec. 19 - Simon and Theodore, bring their 21, and a 2 p.m. matinee on Dec. repertoire of Christmas fun to the 22. Tickets are $10-$14. For ticket Riverside Theater Dec. 7. Two info, please call 291-7605. Ad shows will be performed, one at 11 vance tickets are preferred. a.m. and the other at 1 p.m. Tickets •The second program with the are $12 for adults, and $8 for chil MSO is a Yuletide Pops Magic Salts dren 12 and under. Concert. This family-oriented pro- LRESTAURANT r.o or \ SINCE 1863 Est. 1908 ^<$ TAB-/ERN inconspicuously We fed your Grandfather" hidden on FAMOUS FOR GERMAN AND AMERICAN FOOD DINNERS - COCKTAILS - BANQUETS ( Milwaukee's FACILITIES FOR 20-150 • RESERVATIONS & INFORMATION lower east side Home of Comedy 332-6323 Sportz Thurs.-Sunday o o On Milwaukees East Side • 2856 N. Oakland Ave. ^ Hi Page 12 The UWM Post Monday, November 25, 1991 Films fight for Oscar glory If you're the Oriental Theater type, Barbara Streisand ("Nuts") as the by Jaci Gardell you'll no doubt enjoy this cerebral psychiatrist trying to heip her. film. Anyone else, don't bother. While exploring the family his 10% OffSale old on to your wallets, it's "My Girl" stars the precious tory, Nolte and Streisand fall in once again the season to Macaulay Caulkin, who won our love. The most redeeming part of ON ALL CARL NEWMAN DESIGNS Hbe very, very broke. In the hearts with "Home Alone" last this film is the fact that it is based • interest of saving poor college year. This year he befriends the on the novel of the same name students some money so that they equally adorable Anna Chlum- by Pat Conroy ("The Great reat savings on can buy Aunt Agnes that Avon sky who feels ostracized by her Santini"). Carl Newman's bath oil she always wanted for father's (Dan Akroyd) relation "Rhapsody in August" is the pet Christmas, I have previewed the hardwood futon frames ship with a beautician (Jamie Lee project of epic director Akira Kuro upcoming holiday films. Some and occasional tables. Curtis). Watch out for the end — sawa ("The Seven Samurai"), and flicks you'll want to save up for, it's a stinger. deals with one Japanese matri some you won't mind missing. "At Play in the Fields of the arch's memories of the bombing of Some are sure Academy Award Nagasaki. Richard Gere portrays nominations, others clear bombs. Lord" is adapted from a Peter Matthiessen novel about a pilot the matriarch's nephew. If he has a Classic 1950s lines. Black sofa and Read on. Aunt Agnes will thank small role, this movie could be Os chair come with clear platform panels. you for it. who "finds himself" among the na tives of the Amazon rain forest.This car-bound. If Gere has a big role, collaboration between producer forget it. Drama Saul Zaentz ("Amadeus"), and di "JFK" is an ambitious Oliver rector Hector Babenco ("Kiss of Stone ("Born on the Fourth of Elegant B&W framesan d tables with "Prospero's Books" has been de the Spider Woman") has an all-star July") film about the Kennedy as dear maple topsan d black bases. scribed by director Peter Green- cast featuring Aidan Quinn sassination. It stars Kevin Cost st in time for the away ("The Cook, the Thief, His ("Stakeout"), Kathy Bates ("Mis ner as Jim Garrison, the district. Holidays! Wife & Her Lover") as "Shakes ery"), Daryl Hannah ("Wall Street") attorney who created the theory ft peare on MTV." It is a revision of Terrace tables and fry-screens — and John Lithgow ("Harry and the that Lee Harvey Oswald was in Decca—all solid hardwood maple. perfect accessories for futon furniture. "The Tempest," which stars John Hendersons") as missionaries, and volved in a conspiracy. The furor Gielgud as the voice of 14 different Tom Berenger ("Platoon") as the over this flick will be intense, as characters. I am partial to the clas Wind Futons pilot. This has Oscar-me-baby Stone's interpretation wholly ac sics, and with John Gielgud, you written all over it, and for that reas cepts the conspiracy theory as ...and More can't go wrong. on, I say avoid it like the plague. fact. A must see for JFK history "The Double Life of Verontque" The best Oscar films are ones that buffs, and probably a shoo-in for 3475 N. Oakland, Milwaukee, WI 53211 explores the coincidental lives of don't look for nominations, but are at least one Oscar. 961-7255 two women, one in Poland, the simply well made. "The Mambo Kings" features other in Paris, as portrayed by ac Desi Arnaz Jr., who plays his MTWF — 11 AM TO 5:30PM TH—11AMTO8PM SAT—IOAMTO 4PM tress Irene Jacob. Jacob, in her first "The Prince of Tides" stars Nick father in a film about Cuban cul film appearance, won the Best Ac Nolte ("Cape Fear") as the twin ture in New York City in the '50s. tress Award at Cannes for this role. brother of a suicidal poet and Based on the Pulitzer Prize win ning novel, "The Mambo Kings Play Songs of Love" by Oscar Are you taking the GRE on Hijuelos, it also stars Armand Assante. An interesting idea, but DECEMBER 14th? one has to doubt the acting ability of the younger Arnaz. "The Inner Circle" is a must Ninth Edition ^^ see simply for the fact that it is AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY J^ATj the first film shot inside the walls Howi tto PreuaPreparne for the *5^5 of the Kremlin. The film stars Tom Hulce ("Amadeus") as Sta GRE lin's personal projectionist whose Please see Movies Page 16 $2 OFF $2 OFF MILWAUKEE ADMIRALS COLLEGE NIGHT!!! Date: Sunday, Dec. 1 vs Indianapolis Ice Time: 5:00 pm If so, take BARRON'S home Place: Bradley Center TODAY! 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The high pitched screeching, pulsating sound that is generated from the PSA-10 draws attention to you and helps others to recognize your unwanted predicament. $22 If you mention this ad 961-0256 Kenwood United Methodist Church Phone: 332-5935 2319 E. Kenwood Blvd. Pastor: Rick Brewer Please leave a message. It is important to us! Milwaukee, WI 53211 (Across from the Union) SUNDAY WORSHIP 10:30 A.M. Page 14 The UWM Post Monday, November 25, 1991 UV6 PROCION * COLD WATER FIBER REACTIVE COLOR Ballet Canvas ASSTD SIZES ANO WEIGHTS LINEN AND SILK presents stretchers FREDRIX B"-50" holiday UUStOm FRAME SHOP- M-W-F 10-6 1668 N. Warren Ave. (Off Brady) T-Th 12-7 414/272-0277 Sat 12"4 by Jaci Gardell ilwaukee Ballet's "Nut M^9"ft& cracker" will again en-> M chant both young and old during this season's run Dec. 12- 30 at Milwaukee's Performing €s\bu's% Arts Center. Wow* of fxquisfte Middle Eastern Pining Over 137,000 people have 1978 NORTH FARWELL AVENUE seen choreographer Jean Paul MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN 53202 Comelin's version in the past PHONE: (414)277-0485 three years, many of them return ing again and again from all over Vegetarian and Meat Dishes Wisconsin and Northern Illinois to enjoy the beautiful dance, delight Middle Eastern Dining ful musical score by Tchaikovsky, enchanting scenery and spectacu MEAT DISHES lar costumes of this family favorite. "This year's production offers OUZZI - Lamb/Rice a depth and caliber of dance in SCHWARMA - 'Gyro' the principal roles that Milwaukee KABOBS - Grilled beef & lamb creation Ballet has never experienced in its 21-year history," said Artistic Di MILKLUBE - 'Upside Down Dish' rector Dane LaFontese. "Our audi • VEGETARIAN DISHES ence will enjoy five different inter pretations of both the Sugar Plum Fairy and Marie. The beauty of MOJADRE - a blend of lentils 'Nutcracker' and any ballet, just MAHSHEE - stuffed cabbage rolls like live theater, is that every per MANAZELEH - baked eggplant casserole formance is different. Different dancer's interpretations of diff erent roles keep it alive and ever- FELAFEL HUMUS TABULEH Marie and Herr Drosselmeyer create a magical Christmas and many other unique specialities changing." The "Nutcracker" was first per in "The Nutcracker." formed on Dec. 18, 1892, at the she doesn't notice that the party snow. Among the beauty of this Maryinski Theater in St. Peters has ended and the guests have de land Marie and the Nutcracker burg. It has been captivating Mil parted. Prince reveal their love for each waukee audiences for 15 years At midnight, Herr Drosselmeyer other. since it was first performed by the returns and magically makes the The second act opens with the Milwaukee Ballet in 1977. Christmas tree and furniture grow sleigh and its riders reaching an Based on the fairy tale by E. T. A. larger than life. The Nutcracker even more beautiful land — a Hoffman, "The Nutcracker" is a turns into a handsome prince and paradise of candy flowers and leads his soldiers in battle against classic ballet in two acts. At a party, trees. Here, the Dew Drop Fairy the King Rat and his mice. Marie a little girl named Marie is given a turns Marie into the Sugar Plum helps the Nutcracker Prince defeat Nutcracker by her mysterious look Fairy as a tribute to her beauty, ing godfather Herr Drosselmeyer, the King Rat and then they are and instantly falls under its spell. swept away on a magical sleigh Marie is so taken by the toy that through a mystical land of ice and Please see Ballet Page 15 $$ Custom Photo Calendars * Gift Certificates ffffff %$ Personalized Stationery * Colorful Photo : Enlargements ** %$ Unique Bookmarks, Placemats & Ornaments 0 Holiday Cards & Invitations * Colorful Holiday Newsletters Open 7 Days A ONE COUPON PER TRANSACTION Week GOOD FOR ONE TIME USE i STARMHP STyVRSHIP TOO • 6243 N. Tcufonia 3 183 N. Oakland Mttwawkce. WI 53209 Milwaukee. W! 53211 964-2679 (414)466-7901 (414)904-5393 3547 North Oakland HOME OF THE DEAD QUARTERS Avenue PREFERRED CUSTOMER • 5% DISCOUNT (Excluding Sale Items) f f kinko's GUATAMALA • INDIA • MEXICAN CLOTHING f the copy center fffffffffffffff Monday, November 25, 1991 The UWM Post Page 15 UWM has love, swashbuckler Well-Dressed Wall Onegin and Tatiana, the young (Ontario) Theatre in 1968, this 40 2107 N. Prospect Ave. by Jaci Gardell girl who loves him. scene adaptation portrays the Milwaukee WI 53202 Concluding the program will be swashbuckling escapades of Robert Rath hakespeare's lines "The the complete third act of Gounod's D'Artagnon and his fellow ad Proprietor course of true love never did "Faust" in which the rejuvenated venturers in their fight for king Srun smooth" provides the ti philosopher wins the innocent and country with fast action and 271 - WALL a sense of fun. tle and theme for the University Marguerite with the help of the Specializing in B& W of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's fall op The play is being directed by demon Mephistopheles. Corliss N. Prospect Avenue Photographic Prints era production which opened a and Katja Phillabaum of the UWM William Walters, who has worked five performance run last Friday. Music faculty are serving as stage for the past four years with the Picture Framing • Art Prints • I Forgot What Else Performances will conclude Dec. and musical director, respectively, Oregon Shakespeare Festival in 6 and 7 at 8 p.m. for the production which features Ashland. The duels are being or The production, sung in English, student performers in the UWM chestrated by guest fight choreo will include scenes from operas by opera workshop program. grapher Richard Raether. Other Donizetti, Massenet, Tchaikovsky Meanwhile, just one building guest artists working with the en and Gounod. away, UWM's Professional Thea semble cast and the production Since when does A scene from Donizetti's comic tre Training Program will present staff of the PTTP include scenery masterpiece "Don Pasquale" will a theatre spectacle with its up designer Gordon Kennedy, cos two and two open the program, followed by coming production of "The Three tume designer Melanie Parks and equal $19,000? the sisters return from Prince Musketeers," which runs from Dec. lighting designer Howell Binkley. Charming's ball in Massenet's ro 11-21 in the UWM Fine Arts Thea Performances are Dec. 11, 12, Here's how it works: Give us about two days a tre. This adaptation by Peter Raby month plus two weeks a year. You'll be eligible mantic opera "Cinderella." Three 18 and 19 at 7:30 p.m.; Dec. 13, for up to $6,000 in education assistance with scenes from Tchaikovsky's pow of Alexandre Dumas' narrative 14 and 21 at 8 p.m. and Sunday, the Montgomery GI Bill. You can earn an addi erful work "Eugene Onegin," will promises to be "the one show for Dec. 15 at 2:30 p.m. tional $2,000 enlistment bonus. During the follow, tracing the tragic relation all" this holiday season. Tickets for "The Course of True course of your enlistment, you'll also pull down ship between the world-weary First produced by the Stratford Love Never Did Run Smooth" and a minimum $11,000 in salary. "The Three Musketeers" can be See? Two and two equals WISCONSIN purchased at the UWM Fine Arts as much as $19,000. And M;l,',Wgg there's much more, too. You'll Ballet/Holiday classic Box Office or by phone at 229- also receive a 50% Tuition 4308. Grant Discover America's NATIONAL most exciting part-time job. Ballet from page 14 Master outlets, TicketMaster Phone Call GUARD Charge at 276-4545, the PAC Box £&mtin says Americans at courage and love for the Nut Office and PAC Phone Charge at 1-800-362-7444 their best cracker Prince. Dancers from the 273-7206. For information on dis ttab Kingdom of Sweets entertain counts for groups of 15 or more, tip $$&&-fast Marie and the Nutcracker Prince, call the Ballet Office at 643-7677. who acknowledge them by per forming a grand adagio. Marie starts to regain consciousness from her dream and awakes to find herself curled up on her liv ing-room sofa. "The Nutcracker" will be per formed by five to six casts of prin cipal dancers that will each ap pear five times. Each full cast consists of 35 adult company dancers and 48 children from the Milwaukee Ballet School. Child ren have traditionally been a vital part of "The Nutcracker" and this year there will be a total of more than 140 young people, ranging in age from 7 to 16, participating in the company's production. They will appear in such roles as angels, » pages, flowers and soldier mice. * Some of these kids go through as many as three costume changes in each performance. Milwaukee Ballet is asking its patrons to join them and Chan *- nel 12 in helping the Hunger Task Force to collect "Food for i Families" during the holidays. Anyone interested can bring a non- perishable food item to the * PAC Box Office lobby during any "Nutcracker" performance or from noon until 9 p.m. during the run. Tickets for "The Nutcracker" are * now available through all Ticket- i • Family/ AIDS MEMORIAL QUILT * * Split November 30 & December 1 • lOam-lOpm »- Holiday from page 8 * December 2 • 8am-4pm country. She said that when she calls she talks for hours. UWM Union • 2200 E. Kenwood Blvd. Chrisman who has relatives in < Chile, said that every other year Union Art Gallery, Ballroom & Wisconsin Room she visits them during Christmas. She said that they set off fire Free and open to the public. works because it's such a great * celebration. Three of the grandchildren Al- Dedication Ceremony varo, Horacio and Nikki all said they felt sad they wouldn't be November 30,1991,7:30 pm • UWM Union Concourse with their grandparents this year. (on the eve of World AIDS Day) Pichardo said that in a lot of ways '>/;•-•• •••:. '• • •• '} , it is hardest on the kids. "I wanted to give [the grand parents] their presents myself," Nikki said. Pichardo stated that Christmas See It and Understand. reminds her of how fragile life really is. "You only live once and you Sponsored by the Milwaukee Host Committee & the UWM Union Art Gallery. only get one mom and dad," she said. "That's all you get, one chance." Page The UWM Post Monday, November 25, 1991 Movies/Battle for upcoming Oscars Movies from page 12 Diane Keaton ("Godfather III") husband of the daughter, also as Martin's patient wife. the former lover of the mother, is loyalty extends even to allowing murdered. Definitely check this the KGB head seduce his wife Action/Adventure/Suspense one out. (Lolita Davidovich). The film is "Bugsy" is yet another mobster directed by Andrei Konchalovsky "Star Trek VI: The Undiscov flick, that stars Warren Beatty whose last project was "Tango ered Country" is truly, truly the ("Dick Tracy") as '40s gangster and Cash." Don't allow that to last of the adventures of our aged Bugsy Siegel, who built the Las stop you from seeing this film, crew. Right. James T Kirk will be Vegas we know and loathe to though, it should be a winner. flying around the universe in that day. God spare us from yet "Grand Canyon" features an all- tin-can way past the day his so another Warren Beatty hooded- star cast of winners including Kevin cial security checks start coming. eyes-cheesy-smile-have-an-affair Kline ("A Fish Called Wanda"), I'm a trekkie and I'm sick of - with-the-co-star movie. Steve Martin ("Parenthood") and these films. "Until the End of the World" Danny Glover ("Lethal Weapon "Hook" picks up the tale of stars William Hurt ("The Doctor") II"). Lawrence Kasdan directs this Peter Pan many years after the as a son who travels the entire mid-life crisis film that takes a som original. Peter (Robin Williams) is globe capturing the sights for his ber look at the aging process. Look married to Wendy's granddaugh dying, blind mother on a camera for big-time Oscar nominations ter and is a Wall Street arbitrator. that will imprint the pictures dir on this one. It will probably de When his children are kidnapped ectly into her brain. An interest serve them. by the vengeful Hook (Dustin ing idea that parallels the govern Hoffman), Tinkerbell (Julia Rob ment's foray into "virtual reality." Comedy erts) takes Peter back to Never- Too bad they had to pick a fop Land to confront him. Spielberg like Hurt to star. "The Addams Family" Please directs this $70 million extra Sap see review in this issue. vaganza, and the big question is, can Spielberg capture the magic "Father of the Bride" is a "Meeting Venus" is a story again? My guess is yes. remake of Vincente Minnelli's about a Swedish Diva (Glenn "High Heels" looks at the re 8.5x11 • 20# White • Through December 31st 1950 classic starring Spencer Close) and a married conductor lationship between a pop singer Tracy and Elizabeth Taylor. The (Niels Arestrup) who travel to (Marisa Paredes) and her news- 1991 version stars Steve Martin Paris to perform a Wagner opera anchor daughter (Victoria Abril). as the distraught father and Kim and, of course, fall in love. More in The twist, as is typical for director CLARK GRAPHICS berly Williams as the soon-to-be- teresting to me than this movie is Pedro Almodovar ("Women on married daughter. This potent her current light of love, Woody 2915 N. Oakland Ave. • Milwaukee, WI 53211 the Verge of a Nervous Break ially hilarious flick also features Harrelson. Skip the movie, buy a down," "Tie Me Up, Tie Me (414) 962-4633 • FAX (414) 962-6463 Martin Short ("Three Amigos") paper and read about them in the Down"), comes when the as the wedding coordinator and gossip column. More interesting. "For The Boys," directed by Mark Rydell ("The Rose"), fea tures Bette Midler as a singer who entertains troops from WWII to Vietnam. James Caan co-stars as her song and dance partner. Al though director Rydell led Midler to her last Oscar, it is doubtful the same will happen here. PAC/Nice selection PAC from page 5 "tuba Santas," many of whom were his former students, will be performing a medley of holiday songs, culminating with a sing-a long in which children will be en couraged to join the performers on stage. And there you have it: a brief summary of this holiday season's schedule at the Performing Arts Center. It should be noted that the PAC schedule is subject to change. For the most update information you can call the PAC events line at 273-ARTS (273-2787). The PAC also has a schedule of events it mails out. Anyone inter ested should send their name, ad dress and zip code on a postcard to: PAC NEWS, 929 N. Water St, Milwaukee, WI 53202. You know, the holidays are a time of sharing many things. And with a taste of something for everyone being offered, why not take a little time to go to the PAC to relax and share in a bit of Attention: UWM Students culture? Do you need EXTRA CASH? Earth/love Do you want JOB EXPERIENCE? reasons. We are all linked by the Does the convenience of working ON CAMPUS common thread of humanity; as we each rejoice in our own tradi i 1 sound good to you? tions, we should not try to force them on others. Realize that if we Applications for temporary Student Cashiers unravel the thread of respect that are being accepted. can link the Earth's different peo ple, we can only harm ourselves Starting pay is $4.35 PER HOUR. as well. Perhaps the good Samar itan in the Bible was an atheist; Interviews are being conducted daily 9-11 am and l-3pm. maybe the Little Drummer Boy Apply at the Bookstore's Information Desk. in the traditional Christmas hymn was a pagan. In either case, they, and we, are all just people, no better or worse. Have the best possible holi days, and consider the idea that we are all just different families in the common tribe of humanity — UWM ZoefcUm. a little love and respect could take the Earth a long way. < Monday, November 25, 1991 The UWM Post Page 17 I t Bell/Could it be bliss or bah humbug'?? CATHOLIC but not confirmed? Bell from page 7 because it is much more difficult effect could be achieved without to catch them doing something that loud bell, have you ever con Non-CATHOLIC but interested sidered using a harmonica or individual and group participa like that," he said. possibly a kazoo? tion. Most often it is the church However, what troubles Lodge in being one? A: "I don't know." and high school groups who are most in situations like this is not Q: Does your arm hurt at the end first to offer their people and the monetary loss but the * of the day after ringing that thing services, in addition to local Boy negative perception it leaves with all day? Scout and Girl Scout troops. people of the Salvation Army -Sessions begin December 8th and its employees. A: "Oh, you get tired, the only The remaining 90 percent are "The biggest problem comes in time you can sit down is when paid to stand at the collection at the Newman Center though at that one day when you're on your break." sites and ring. The majority of they are doing that, it is such a Q: Have ycu ever been assigned those hired are the "working Downer & Linnwood. bad representation of the Salva a location where there is already poor," Lodge said. tion Army for everybody that another ringer there, if so, do "Most of them come from the walks by," he said. both of you ring that bell a bit inner city. During Christmas time There has already been one louder in an attempt to drown Call 964-6640 to register. they want to supplement their in X case this season where an em out the other person? come to be able to provide a bet A: "No, I'm always the first one i ployee was dismissed for telling ter holiday for their family, in contributors that the coins go in here, nobody else comes here." some ways we look at it as the kettle, the dollar bills in his Q: Do you find that when people another form of charity by hiring Catholic Campus Ministry apron. don't feel like contributing they at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee these people," he added. Now, after discovering all these will just race past you and not ac Newman Center and Chapel • 3001 North Downer Avenue • Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53211-3337 • (414) 964-6640 Salaries can vary depending interesting facts about the Salva knowledge your presence at all, upon which part of the city the tion Army and its employees I bet does their lack of generosity and person is from, but most ringers the first thing you want to do is simple courtesy ever bother you t receive close to minimum wage. run right out and speak with one — I guess what I am asking you is To advertise the positions the to find out about their own indi whether or not you've ever felt t like hitting anyone with that bell Men's Basketball Salvation Army puts up signs at vidual experiences. Well guess colleges and welfare offices. what, so did I, and that's what I of yours? did. A: "No." High School Night * Lodge said the most essential factor interviewers consider is the The person I interviewed was a Q: I've only been out here speak i applicant's personal appearance. woman named Candy Bigelow, ing with you for about 15 min tf* her location for the next month is utes now and I'm completely * "It is very important that they are clean and dressed nicely, which is outside the entrance to Kohl's freezing, do you ever cheat and * an ongoing struggle. It is very diffi Department Store near Bayshore just go sit in your car for awhile cult, there are often days where we Mall. and get warm without telling any have to send people home because Bigelow works every day ex one? i they are not presentable." cept Sunday, she receives $4.35 A: "No, I don't have a car, they UWM PANTHERS for each of the 10 hours in her Salvation Army interviewers drive us to these places." ••' E V shift, this is her first year as a ring are also concerned with Q: If some especially generous er. dependability. sole comes by and contributes vs. Here is how the interview "We ask how will they get $10, or possibly a $20, do you went, verbatim. •4% there each day to the location, ever feel like sticking it in your UW-Parkside can they stay there for the entire pocket — have you ever been Q: When you were interviewed tempted a little bit? day, and whether or not they for this job what sorts of ques Saturday Nov. 30 7:30 p.m. have other conflicts with their A: "No." tions were you asked? Q: What do you hope Santa will schedule," Lodge said. A: "The application asked about Both these and other factors bring you for Christmas? Klotsche Center * taxes, fill out the application, put A: "My front tooth." (laughingly) contribute to the high turnover in your name and that down." kettle employees, Lodge Well, I will have you know that Adults: $4.00 Q: What is the purpose of that big I am not totally void of holiday estimated that between three red bell you are constantly ring Youth: $2.00 * and four hundred persons are spirit, I am not the Scrooge that ing, is it simply to get people's at this article makes me out to be. hired throughout the holiday tention? season to supply the one hun Before leaving Candy's station, UWM Students Admitted FREE with student I.D. dred collection sites with ringers. A: "No, it's for the help out on I deposited $50 into her kettle. "The issue is complicated by Christmas time and that. I guess (Of course, the second she far by the fact that we need more that's what it's for, I guess it's for turned her back I took a straw FREE Miller Lite Schedule Poster to ALL Fans * volunteers so that we don't have the needy people." and wrenched the bill back out.) to use hired bell ringers," he said. Q: Do you think maybe the same Bah Humbug. "Schedule variation also contrib utes to the high turnover: We'll Holocaust Course / Spring Semester put volunteers in place of some people and say 'Don't come back Attorney and Historian Gary Finder from the University * for two days,' and by then they of Chicago and former member of the prosecution staff in are gone or found another job or the John Demjanjuk trial in Israel will teach a History something." course on the Holocaust during Semester U, 1991-92. Own the sky: « And of course the sometimes Ihe course is: harsh weather conditions can To flyi s one thing. To flywit h the Marine Corps is something 448-295 Historical Encounters: The Holocaust squelch people's desire to else. They'll show you the meaning of wings. From the wings of continue in the position, Lodge Section 001 No prerequisites Wednesdays the F-18 Hornet to the wings you wear as a Marine aviator, said. this is flying at its best. And your ticket to flyi s « "A lot of our locations are 3 Credits Holton 90 6:30-9:10 pm completely outside, and it's diffi your college diploma. If you'd like to be up cult. When the season starts it's there, contact your local Marine Officer Selec •» okay because it is still 50 or 60 tion Officer. 1-800-MARINES. degrees out there, but by the middle of December when it * drops into the teens it is very dif TV » ^V ficult to stand out there for an ex * tended period of time." l Norris Student Health Center Another problem facing the 'Health care at student rates' Salvation Army is employee theft. Once or twice a year the or londay - Friday 8:00 - 5:00 ganization will receive reports 229 - 4716 that a hired bell ringer is taking donations from the kettle. The methods can vary, Lodge said. SERVICES PROVIDED "Sometimes they will just try to < AIDS Testing Health Education pry the lock off, sometimes they Allergy Injections Health Assessment try to get money out of the slot: Blood Pressure Checks Immunizations with a straw or a hanger. And Dental Laboratory * sometimes it is as blatant as tell Dermatology Nutritional Counseling f ing people they are not suppose to put the money in the kettle, Development Groups Personal Counseling that they are suppose to give it General Illness Smoking Cessation directly to them." Gynecology Sports Medicine Lodge added that the repri mand given to these people can Office visit tree with valid student ID also vary depending upon how "criminal" their acts were. call for details "If they pried the lock off and HEALTH TIP just took off with the money then we would be looking to prosecute them and would call Dental services are now available! Marines the police. But if we suspected Call for details. The few. The Proud. The Marines. somebody was pulling quarters or dollar bills out of the kettle For more information on Marine Corps Officer Programs see the then we would simply fire them Marines at the Student Union on 26 November or call 1-800-878-1063. Page 18 The UWM Post Monday, November 25, 1991 Earn money—lose weight while you 2 1/2 bdrm upper, parking, pets, near MEET OTHERS... Join college date help others do the same. 332-2289. school, applnc, very nice, 332-1139 club. Free! Send 50 word letter de mchn. scribing yourself. 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