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nee-deep in muddy wa- others believe Hurricane Andrew might have ter, Jimmy Ferguson released a large number from pet shops into the wild. Either way, just more than a decade ts | o N te ts swings a homemade ago, these pythons began wreaking havoc on piece of bent metal the local ecosystem. Kthrough the depths. With the The snakes average 16 feet in length and will midday sun beating down, the eat virtually anything. Last January, a report by gangly ginger is sweating through the U.S. Geological Survey showed pythons had dropped raccoon and opossum populations by his camo shirt and matching 99 percent in the park. There were no rabbits safari hat. He carefully scans the or foxes left in the area. Without any natural predators, meanwhile, the snake’s population | news | pulp c y | news surface, reading twitches in the current for signs of life slithering has ballooned; the latest estimates put the number at 100,000 slithering in the park. below. With schools of fish dart- Enter the 2013 Python Challenge. Between Mike Gorman ing through the pool, he knows January 12 and February 10, the state has he’s standing in the middle of a thrown open the gates of the Everglades to anyone with $25 and a jones for python hunting. do it. And you have danger.” Thirty minutes later, the hunt adds up to

ge | Night+ dA natural habitat for predators. When the last whistle blows, the hunter with Ardezzone has sunk $15,000 of his own nothing. With the afternoon winding down, A t After a few minutes in the water, though, the most notches in his or her belt lands $1,500. money into a seven-man crew to trail his Ferguson and Mosher figure it might be time Ferguson hoists himself onshore, empty- The largest python wins its executor $1,000. handpicked hunters for the day. The Fergu- to throw some fiction into the mix. They’re handed yet again. Grinning and gripping a Ferguson is exactly the kind of character sons are perfect: a redneck father-daughter tapping into the first rule of reality TV: When Budweiser, he turns to the TV camera and the state wants. Born in Key Biscayne, he duo straight out of central casting. They’re reality doesn’t cooperate, fake it. asks, “Should I come back out of the water grew up hunting and fishing in the Ever- also an easy sell. “I want to see myself on Netf- After details are stage-managed over some like I’ve been bit by something?” glades. Hanging from the walls of his home lix,” Jennifer says. Jimmy is blunter: “I wanna more gulps of beer, everyone settles on the Nick Mosher, a reality-TV production vet in Pembroke Pines are mounted catches and make some money, man.” abandoned camper at the edge of the lot, a sweating puddles under a black T-shirt, shrugs. pictures of Ferguson After the Fergusons hastily sign a release forgotten piece of Eisenhower-era ordinance “I have the fake blood, so it’s up to you.” working in the bush; to film their hunt, Ardezzone pairs them sprouting sawgrass. It’s the perfect hiding Ferguson and Mosher were just two of “THEY REAR shark jaws dangle in- with Mosher. Around 1:30 p.m., the Fergu- spot for pythons and other snakes, except 800-plus people stomping through the Ever- THEIR HEADS side his truck cabin. sons and the cameraman roll out with an as- Ferguson already gave the building the all- glades last Saturday, the first day of the 2013 UP ABOUT When he’s not on his sortment of gear straight from the gladiator clear an hour earlier. Python Challenge, a made-for-reality-TV day job as an electri- pit. Scoffing at the snake sticks on sale for But now, with the handheld high-def cam- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art state-sponsored contest that’s drawn media NUT-HIGH, SO cian, Ferguson is out $90 a pop, Ferguson jury-rigged his own out era rolling, the Fergusons again walk through coverage from Moscow to London to Paris. YOU HAVE TO in the River of Grass, of a bent piece of conduit and a fishing-rod the trashed interior. The father sends up a B- The rubbernecking is understandable. In an BE CAREFUL.” usually accompanied grip. His back is strapped with a custom- movie bark of horror. A few quick squirts of idea straight out of the hormone-addled mind by his 18-year-old made Manny “Sharkman” Puig knife. For costume blood finish off the effect. of a 14-year-old who plays too many first-person daughter, Jennifer, a freckle-faced West Bro- snakes measuring more than 12 feet, he’s got “OK, maybe one more. Little louder. That shooters, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conser- ward High senior. a Taurus revolver that fires shotgun shells was good,” Mosher says. “It’s always good to vation Commission (FWC) agreed to allow any- About eight months ago, the father-daugh- and can take off a python’s head with a sin- have a couple of takes.” one who spent five minutes reading an online ter pair became interested in python hunting. gle trigger pull. “Like you really got hurt,” Jennifer dead- training PDF to hunt deadly invasive reptiles in Ferguson got a permit from the state, slapped Most important, his cooler is stocked with pans to her dad. the Everglades. Proponents promised a pile of an official “FWC Python Agent” sticker on Bud. “You ain’t going to be jumping on no py- After a second go at staging a bite, Fergu- dead snakes. Critics predicted the only casual- the side of his truck, and began shaking down thon without that,” he laughs. son decides to call it a day. All over the ties would be weekend warriors knocked out by the bush. They’ve snagged only one in all of With Mosher running his camera, the fa- Glades, TV crews and newspaper reporters dehydration and flying shrapnel. that time: a ten-footer Ferguson says he ther and daughter hit the bush around North tailing would-be python slayers file reports Sadly, the outcome was much less dramatic wrangled with his hands. Okeechobee Road, kicking at the shade under that no snakes have been caught. (By Mon- than either side had forecast. The hundreds of “It’s not fun if you don’t catch it by hand,” coco plum plants, sawgrass bushes, and other day afternoon, however, FWC reported 11

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW hunters on the scene Saturday reported ex- he twangs before dissolving into a slightly pieces of prime python real estate. had been captured.) New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm actly zero dead pythons, mainlining serious cracked giggle. “They rear their heads up “See how the grass is all pushed down,” Fer- Before the pair makes it to the end of a dirt doubt into FWC’s claims that the contest about nut-high, so you have to be careful.” guson coaches his daughter for the camera, his road leading back to civilization, though, a would turn the tide on the reptile invasion. On the Saturday the challenge begins, the voice hitched up into a prime-time decibel. car heading the other way screeches to a halt That doesn’t mean the day was a total bust, Fergusons pull up to the contest’s kickoff event “That’s what you have to look for, the signs. An and a guy in skinny jeans and a Gilligan hat though. An army of TV cameras and reality- in Davie. It’s love at first sight for Chuck Ardez- animal has been hanging around this tree.” A jumps out, camera in hand, asking Ferguson if

XX, 2012 XX, TV entrepreneurs got reams of footage, zone. A bald, gym-swollen barrel of a guy with suspenseful pause. “Hopefully, it’s a python.” he’s seen any pythons. When he spots the 23, 2013 23, whether staged or not. Prada shades and an iPhone case shaped like a As the truck bed rattles with empty beer driver’s hand, he asks what happened.

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M mese pythons, which are indigenous to ality-TV show,” Ardezzone says of the chal- some insider info. The camp once had a 14- successful quarry for the real hunters at this J Southeast Asia, found their way into the lenge. “It has interesting, larger-than-life foot pet python named Speed Bump. It got Everglades contest. Ever glades. Some observers say thoughtless characters. There’s high stakes, you’ve got away three years ago, and Ferguson figures it owners dumped the creatures in the swamps; prizes at the end, and there’s only 30 days to might be hanging out in the nearby marshes. [email protected] 44 browardpalmbeach.com THE TOP 9 REASONS NOT TO SETTLE FOR U-VERSE | CONTENTS | PULP NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM DISH MUSIC

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ith 90 seconds left in the first half, Nay’quan University Stadium, the sixth-grader’s mother, Learte Wright walks slowly back to the line of Gainer, stomps her feet and cheers with two dozen Bull- scrimmage. Like his teammates on the dogs fans. A full-figured woman with long raven hair, 125-pound Miami Gardens Bulldogs, the Gainer wears a tank top silk-screened with photos of her W middle linebacker is grabbing his hips and 12-year-old son. gasping for breath under a scorching December sun. “Let’s go, defense!” she shouts. “They can’t hang with us!” The West Miramar Patriots are threatening to score The referee blows his whistle. The Pats’ QB tosses the ball

from the Bulldogs’ 24-yard line. On the sidelines, El to his running back, and 11- and 12-year-old boys crunch into M J ONTH

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idol, Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis. Inside his zone. Coach Row, a scruffy, bearded 28-year-old dockworker XX, 2008 black helmet, Nay’quan’s cherub face morphs into an icy, who’s led Nay’quan’s squad for seven years, slaps his hands 23, 2013 contorted scowl. on his thighs in frustration. “This is not how we win champi- In the stands of the 20,000-seat Florida International onships,” he shouts. “We need to tighten up now!” >> p8

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In the 125-pound Orange Bowl Youth Football Championship, all the momentum is with the Patriots, who are now up 18-14 with just a few seconds to go before the half. After steamrolling through the Florida Youth Foot- ball League and thumping another rival 40-6 in a playoff qualifier, the Bulldogs are sud- browardpalmbeach.com denly in serious trouble of losing their first game in five months. What the Patriots don’t know, though, is that these pugnacious kids have already ral- lied from far worse. Nay’quan and his squad are lucky to be on

ts | o N te ts the field at all. During a practice last Novem- ber, a drive-by shooting left four people gravely wounded, including Nay’quan. The preteen’s recovery to dominate his league was amazing enough. But the Bull- dogs’ triumph also comes at a time when the booming subculture of South Florida youth football — which attracts tens of thousands of kids to at least a half-dozen leagues and has

ews | pulp c y | N ews produced more than four dozen current NFL players — is reeling from shootings, assaults on the field, scandals over felons with coaching jobs, and a mass gambling bust. In July 2011, a gunman wounded three boys at a youth football practice in West Little George Martinez River Park; the violence continued a year af- Nay’quan Wright was shot in the chest at practice in 2011. He recovered from the wound to lead the Miami Gardens Bulldogs to a Super Bowl ge | Night+ dA

A ter Nay’quan’s own ordeal in November 2011, trophy in 2012. t when yet another criminal opened fire in Overtown’s Gibson Park, wounding three and their biggest hope for the future. “I just an AK-47 and took aim. than half a century, as stars like Derrick spectators. A month later, a West Park Saints love the sport,” Nay’quan says. “I just like hit- Nearby, one of the volunteer mentors, Thomas and Frank Gore have emerged from coach was arrested after punching a referee; ting, doing things with the ball, playing with Ozzie Mathis, a gregarious barber with gold South Florida’s kids’ teams. reports later showed he was a violent felon. my teammates, and winning.” teeth, was watching a 9-year-old boy named That doesn’t mean the shooting damp- And worst of all, in November, Broward As the clock ticks toward halftime, he and Isiah throw tight ten-yard spirals when he ened their dreams, though. “All Nay’quan County sheriffs arrested nine men, including his teammates have only one thing in mind: heard a popping sound. talks about is football, football,” Gainer says. six coaches, for leading a ring that bet up to beating the Patriots and taking a title. “Bottle rockets,” Mathis thought. But then “He is determined to become an NFL player.” $100,000 on youth games. lead started pinging off the metal stands. Asked if he has a plan B, Nay’quan shrugs. The turmoil has highlighted an ugly un- ay’quan and his teammates never Mathis yanked Isiah to the ground. Coaches “I really don’t have one,” he says. derbelly of youth football, where adults are il- noticed the dark Chevy Impala pull- screamed at their young players to hit the turf. Miami-Dade’s youth football community legally profiting off kids they’re supposed to ing up in front of Bunche Park’s foot- Assault-rifle rounds ripped into the wet dirt. dates back to the mid-1950s. But the sport be mentoring. Coupled with rising concerns ball fields in Miami Gardens. They When the shots finished and the Impala didn’t really take off until the 1980s, during | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art over concussions, the crimes have left some N were absorbed on that breezy night squealed away, Nay’quan’s screams filled the the emergence of the University of Miami asking whether Florida’s passion for youth in November 2011 with an intense scrimmage smoky aftermath. As coaches clustered Hurricanes as a national football power coin- football needs to cool. led by Wallace, who stood on the sidelines around, a crimson pool spread across the ciding with the founding of the Liberty City “Do we need to reduce head injuries in screaming at his star running back. front of his practice jersey. Moments later, an Optimist Club by late youth football icon Sam youth football? Absolutely,” says Dr. Tony As Nay’quan burst through a gap between ambulance arrived, rushing Nay’quan to Johnson and Miami rap pioneer Luther Strickland, chief executive of the Los Angeles- the tackles, carrying defenders six extra Jackson Memorial Hospital. Campbell, says Robert Andrew Powell, a for- based Sports Concussions Institute, one of a yards before going down, a 20-year-old man For Nay’quan and his teammates, the day mer New Times staff writer and author of the growing number of researchers examining with short dreads and a thin mustache was a terrible intersection of their two 2003 book We Own This Game: A Season in links between youth sports and brain trauma. opened the Impala’s rear door and stepped worlds: the violence endemic in their impov- the Adult World of Youth Football. Powell For Nay’quan Wright and his teammates, out. His name was Tyrone Vincent Bivins, erished neighborhoods and the game they all spent years following several Miami youth though, there’s no question at all. The game and he squinted past the kids in pads to spot play to escape. Dreams of balling out of the football programs, documenting the inno- they’ve played together since kindergarten is the man he was looking for, playing basket- hood have fueled little-league football into cence and corruption on and off the field. the most stable, positive force in their lives ball 50 feet away. Bivins allegedly pulled out the biggest sport in black Miami for more “For the black community, football >> p10

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9 Gridiron Gamble from p8 and Mathis are his two biggest mentors. “Coach Row lets us pick plays we want to became one of the best ways to demonstrate run,” Nay’quan professes. excellence,” Powell says. “Like Luther told me, When he’s not on the field, Nay’quan hangs blacks in Miami don’t own politics, they don’t out at Wallace’s house with the core members own big businesses, but they do own football.” of the team: the coach’s son, Lorenzo Floyd, a Nay’quan’s team traces its roots back to 12-year-old who can chuck a tight spiral more the North Dade Optimist Club, which started than 50 yards; wide receiver and defensive back on September 26, 1956, says Carl Kingcade, a Tyquan Thornton; and running back Terrence

browardpalmbeach.com 50-year-old AT&T technical director who Horne. Tyquan and Terrence are also members coached for 19 years. “I joined in 1984 on a of the Miami Gardens X-press, a track-and-field whim,” Kingcade says. “It was run by volun- team that took first place in the 12-year-old teer members who raised all the funds to sup- boys’ 4-by-100-meter relay of the 2012 AAU Na- port the program. We didn’t get a dollar from tional Junior Olympics last July. They broke the any city or county government.” 2005 record time of 48.67 by 5.9 seconds. Even in those days, Florida was rich with “Those kids are my junior Olympians,” ts | o N te ts pigskin talent. Kingcade coached Darrin says Darius Lawshea, their track coach and Smith, a linebacker who won two national football speed trainer. “Wait till you see them championships with the University of Miami do their thing on the football field.” and two Super Bowls with the Dallas Cow- Lawshea and Wallace, like the other two boys. As the league expanded into Bunche dozen coaches, volunteer their time without Park and Scott Lake Park, players like ex-UM pay. “My son sees Coach Row as his uncle,” Head Coach Randy Shannon, NFL stars San- Gainer says. “It’s a very personal connection tana and Sinorice Moss, and New York Giants between the coaches and the players.”

ews | pulp c y | N ews cornerback Kenny Phillips came through. During the seven years coaching this “Football runs Florida,” says Martin squad, Wallace has had only two losing sea- Maultsby, founder of the Scott Lake Optimist sons. Yet they never managed to advance to a Club and Florida Youth Football League pres- league Super Bowl. That all looked to change ident. “It is the native sport of the state. This in 2011, as Nay’quan and his friends were is what these kids do.” dominating the regular season. Today, at least half a dozen leagues serving at Then came November 3, 2011, a Thursday- ge | Night+ dA

A least 50,000 children operate year-round. night practice before the divisional playoffs, t When Maultsby started the Scott Lake program when automatic-rifle rounds sprayed into the 19 years ago, there were only the Pop Warner team and shattered their season. Moments af- League and the South Florida Youth Football ter Nay’quan was rushed to the hospital, a League, or the SFYFL. Today, both compete hysterical friend called Gainer to tell her he’d with Maultsby’s organization, the American been killed. “I prayed,” she remembers. A few Youth Football League, the Tri-County Youth minutes later, Nay’quan’s uncle and volunteer Football League, the National Youth Football coach Chavis Wright called to tell her to rush League, the Miami-Dade Extreme Youth Foot- to Jackson. ball League, and half a dozen others. She found Nay’quan seriously injured but “The number of teams has increased dra- lucky to be alive. One bullet had hit his upper matically,” Maultsby says. torso, exiting through his left shoulder and mi- Born in 2000, Nay’quan is exactly the kind raculously missing his vital organs. He spent of kid who has made youth football into a four days in the hospital with his family, | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art Florida powerhouse. His mother, a hair- coaches, and teammates by his side. “The hos- dresser, has raised him in a three-bedroom pital was full of kids,” Gainer says. “There is a apartment at Cedar Grove, a quiet rental lot of love between my son and his teammates.” community near Sun Life Stadium, ever since Two days later, Miami Gardens Police ar- his dad, Nathan Wright Sr., moved to Tampa rested Bivins, who wounded three other people when Nay’quan was a baby (though his father in the spree, for attempted murder, and today has remained in his life, Gainer says). he sits in jail awaiting trial. But the Cowboys He first strapped on pads when he was 5 were still reeling. Parents were scared to let years old. “He was a whole lot bigger and their kids return to Bunche Park. “My son stronger than the other kids,” recalls Wallace, couldn’t sleep for two days after the shooting,” who coached him then at Bunche Park. says Kia Myles, whose boy was on the ground Though Nay’quan cried at first and com- next to Nay’quan. “He didn’t want to go back. I plained, Gainer didn’t let him give up. “You wasn’t about to let him go back either.” only fail when you don’t try,” Gainer says. “By Undermanned and rattled, Nay’quan’s his second year playing, he really got into it. squad lost a month later in the semifinal. “It He came home from practice, bragging how was rough,” Wallace says. “I told them death New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm he loved ‘cracking backs.’ ” and tragedy happens all the time. It might be Even as a young player, Gainer warned her tough, but we have to move on, stick together, son about the risks. “The same way you crack and work together to make it through.” someone’s back, they can crack your back,” she But recovering from the horrible drive-by cautioned, but Nay’quan was unfazed. “He and his team’s dashed Super Bowl dream was told me, ‘Nobody is going to get me like that.’ ” just the beginning for Nay’quan. He had nerve 23, 2013 23, Today, Nay’quan and his 13-year-old brother damage in his left arm and needed six months share a room, sleeping in a bunk bed. Four tro- of physical therapy before he was cleared to

anuary phies share space with his Xbox game console, play football. and a teacher’s proclamation recognizing “An 11-year-old getting shot by an assault 17-J Nay’quan as a “Kid of Character exhibiting rifle is very painful,” Wallace says. “But he qualities of responsibility” is taped to his mirror. didn’t miss a beat. He wanted to get back on

anuary As a running back and linebacker, he idol- the field right away.” J izes the 49ers’ Gore and the Ravens’ Lewis Little did Nay’quan and his team know, but but admits he prefers defense and will proba- the shooting was only the beginning of the bly pick linebacker in high school. Wallace turmoil his team would see in the next year. 10 browardpalmbeach.com | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s

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ward County SWAT officer hurls tage | a rt | Film D ish | m usi C a metal hook tied to a rope through the glass door of Red W Carpet Kutz barbershop in Lau- derdale Lakes, then secures the hook to the iron bars on the door frame. A police truck revs its engine, tugging the rope until the door rips off its hinges. The cops rush past two barber stations, kick down a closet door, and find a secret room, pimped out into a Ve- gas-style sports gambling den with three booths and tinted windows. A block and a half away, another police ing money with several men during the SFY- team busts into Showtime Sports, a sporting FL’s Super Bowl in November 2010. Small goods store, where another gaming room is later claimed he was only “holding money for hidden in the back. By the end of the day on an individual.” Oct. 30, the cops have hauled away $40,000 The report also noted that gamblers re- in drop safes and boxes stuffed with docu- cruited children and their parents, offering New Times Broward-palm B each ments proving that the spots were operated one mom $2,000 to have her son play for a by Brandon Bivens and five other coaches of certain team, as well as providing the kid with Broward-area little-league football clubs. clothes, shoes, and money. One coach told The raid was the nadir of 17 dark months for ESPN he lost one player when another team youth football in Florida that started with a dev- offered the boy’s mother $3,500. astating ESPN special report and ended with ESPN showed vice detectives from the one of the area’s biggest leagues all but defunct. Broward Sheriff’s Office the footage, and an- The arrests proved that not all coaches are like other tipster told the cops to zero in on Biv- Wallace, a hard-working blue-collar dude men- ens, known around the league as “Coach toring kids and winning football games. B.” The 36-year-old is the founder and coach “It’s about kids being exploited unfortu- of the Fort Lauderdale Hurricanes, which has nately by greedy parents and greedy grown- about 400 kids ranging from ages 4 to 15. He’s ups and coaches who were basically nothing one of the area’s most successful coaches, more than criminals,” then-Broward Sheriff winning 15 championships since 2004 in sev- Al Lamberti said after the arrests. eral different weight classes. For coaches like The investigation began in May 2011 after Wallace, Bivens was well-known for turning

a report aired on ESPN’s Outside the Lines. the Hurricanes into an elite program. J Coaches were secretly recorded exchanging But all along, the Hurricanes honcho was anuary wads of cash in the stands of SFYFL games in playing another role in the SFYFL: head

Broward during the 2010 season. The SFYFL, bookie, says BSO Det. Solomon Barnes, lead 17-J the second-oldest league in South Florida, investigator assigned to the case. “He was in started play in the 1980s. At its peak in 2010, it charge,” Barnes says. “This is a problem that anuary fielded 22 teams with 6,000 kids. When the has been going on for a long time. It is just starting to come out in the open.” Bunche Park and Miami Gardens teams were 23, 2013 launched in 1990 and 2003, respectively, the Here’s how it allegedly worked: Bivens programs both joined the SFYFL. and the other dirty coaches would arrange ESPN, though, uncovered a seedy under- wagers by phone prior to game day. Before belly in the league. Reporters interviewed Os- the league Super Bowl in 2011, for instance, bert Small, a coach for the Pompano Beach coaches from teams hailing from Pompano Cowboys, who was seen on camera exchang- Beach, Deerfield Beach, and Fort >> p12 11 Gridiron Gamble from p11

Lauderdale bet enough cash to build up a $100,000 pot on the game. Deputies also caught coaches handling bets at two games between the Deerfield Packer-Rattlers and the Lauderhill Lions. During a sting on October 14 and 15, Barnes watched a confidential informant place two browardpalmbeach.com separate bets with Dave Small, a 42-year-old coach for the Lions, and Darron Bostic, a 29-year-old coach for the Packer-Rattlers. Barnes provided the snitch with $600 to make the wagers. In one contest, Small allegedly told the informant that the point spread

ts | o N te ts The Name Says Everything was six points for Deerfield Beach. Small and Bostic, who were each charged with one WWW.HEMPFACTORY.NET count of felony bookmaking, denied their in- volvement in illegal gambling in police re- 561.367.1636 • 503 NE 20th St ports. “That’s a bold-faced lie,” Bostic said George Martinez Boca Raton when he was confronted by news crews from El Tarow Wallace (top) and Ozzie Mathis Jr. (bottom) have been coaching Wright and his ESPN. Added Small: “It wasn’t me, buddy. teammates for seven years. TWO LIGHTS NORTH OF GLADES ROAD ON THE They got the wrong one.” CORNER OF NE 20TH AND FEDERAL HWY. While stalking those games, detectives ber bust smashed illegal gambling in youth brothers, holding chicken sandwiches, pile ews | pulp c y | N ews also kept tabs on Bivens and five other football, nor that Flo Rida’s league has any into Wallace’s beat-up white Toyota truck. coaches who frequented Red Carpet Kutz better safeguards in place than the SFYFL. His first stop is to pick up Terrence, who and the sporting goods store. Between June “The publicity has absolutely driven it under- lives five blocks away in West Little River, a 25, 2011, and October 14 of last year, infor- ground,” says the cop, whose investigation predominantly black neighborhood where the mants and undercover cops bet $50 a pop on found no evidence that Wallace or any other average household earns just $26,000 a year. sporting events at the two establishments, Miami coaches were involved in the ring. Wallace has high hopes for Terrence. “He will

ge | Night+ dA which were both owned by Bivens. Detec- “Our investigation is not over by any means.” play in the NFL one day,” Wallace gushes. “He A

t tives dug through the trash from Bivens’ As for Wallace, he says the busts forced physically dominates whoever is on him.” house, finding wager reports, betting re- gamblers to stop wagering on little-league About 15 minutes later, Wallace pulls into ceipts, and deposit slips that matched the games so brazenly out in the open. the entrance of dilapidated beige apartments checking account number for Bivens, who “ESPN singled some guys out,” Wallace called the Gardens in Opa-locka. Mangled, declined comment for this article. says. “But there are a lot more people gam- inoperable automobiles in a junkyard next Even as police were closing in on Bivens bling on games than those guys. The report door tower ominously above the subsidized and the other coaches, the league was already makes it look like we are in it for all the wrong project. Tyquan, a rail-thin boy with long crumbling in the aftermath of the ESPN reasons. I know I’m here for the kids.” arms and legs, emerges. piece. Michael Spivey, the league’s president, Wallace then pulls into Cedar Grove. said coaches were upset with his attempts to s the Bulldogs run out to receive Nay’quan comes downstairs, throws his gear address the gambling. For example, Spivey their last kickoff before halftime, Mi- into the bed, and hops into the back. After wanted the league to require volunteers to ami Gardens Mayor Oliver Gilbert their heartbreaking 2011 season, their last as watch the ESPN report. He also wanted to be III joins FYFL bigwigs Prince and the Bunche Park Cowboys, Wallace’s kids — able to kick out any coach or volunteer who Maultsby to quietly pace the side- including the rehabbed Nay’quan — have | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art A was caught betting. line. Wallace, Mathis, and the other coaches come back strong under the Miami Gardens Instead, last January, ten clubs — includ- yell at their star players to dig in as they wait Bulldogs banner. ing Bivens’ team, the Hurricanes — left the to receive the Patriots’ kickoff. From mid-August through the end of De- SFYFL to join the new Florida Youth Football “We got less than a minute to score,” Wal- cember, five days a week, Wallace’s routine is League, AKA the “Flo League,” whose lace yells. “Let’s show them what we’re made to get up at 5 in the morning, work until 3 in founder is Carol City rapper Flo Rida. The of!” In the stands, Nay’quan’s mom nervously the afternoon, come home for a one-hour league runs under the umbrella of the Na- grips the bill of her Heat cap. “I can’t believe rest, and head out at 4:30 p.m. to pick up tional Youth Football League, an organization we gave up the lead,” Gainer says exasperat- Nay’quan, Tyquan, and Terrence. headed by Miami New Times columnist Lu- edly. “These West Miramar boys can play.” “I’m the only head coach they’ve ever ther Campbell. In March, five clubs from Mi- The ball sails 40 yards into the air. Terrence known,” Wallace says. “But it is more than ami Gardens, including Wallace’s Bulldogs, catches it at the Bulldogs’ 20-yard line. Like a that. I take them to birthday parties, we go on also switched over to the FYFL. rocket-propelled grenade, he explodes through vacations together, and they have sleepovers When Bivens and the other coaches were the Pats’ kickoff team. Five seconds later, the at my house. We’re a family.” arrested on October 30, it sent shock waves jitterbug is dancing in the end zone. In an in- After opening the season with a loss to the through both leagues. (The cases are all still stant, the Bulldogs reclaim the lead: 21-18. Miami Gardens Ravens, the Bulldogs reeled pending.) FYFL’s chief executive, Lee Prince As the team heads to the locker room with off nine straight wins. They beat the Ravens New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm (who is also known as “Freezy” and works as a new burst of energy, it’s only half a game and the Miami Gardens Rams in their first Flo Rida’s manager), and league president away from fulfilling a dream the players have two playoff games. Then came the FYFL’s in- Maultsby both denied knowing anything harbored for seven years: taking home a title. augural Super Bowl tournament on Novem- about the illegal ring. They both say the But spending time with Wallace and his team ber 17. Nay’quan (two touchdowns, including league is clean.“We saw how poorly the other makes it clear his devotion is about more than a 45-yard run), Lorenzo (50-yard TD pass), league was run,” Prince says, referring to the just wins on the gridiron. Tyquan (almost 100 yards rushing), Terrence 23, 2013 23, SFYFL. “We’re doing things the right way.” “This is a special group of kids,” Wallace (three touchdowns, including an 80-yard Both men said they never would have sus- says. “But it’s not just football. I stress to them scamper), and the rest of the team walloped

anuary pected Bivens of being involved in an illegal the importance of hitting the books and tak- the Northwest Broward Raiders 31-6. ring. “Brandon definitely caught me by sur- ing advantage of every opportunity presented After the game, Miami Gardens Mayor Ol- 17-J prise,” Maultsby says. “I know the good he to them.” iver presented Nay’quan with an MVP award has done for his program.” One Wednesday in early December is a made out of crystal. He and his teammates

anuary Bivens was banned from the league after typical afternoon for the coach. Lugging their also got individual medals and Super Bowl J his arrest. “We have to do right by these kids,” pads, his stepsons charge out the front door rings, courtesy of Flo Rida. Maultsby says. of the family’s mint-green residence near NW To get to the Orange Bowl championship, Barnes, at least, is not convinced the Octo- 119th Street and 22nd Avenue. The Floyd the Bulldogs pounded the Helping Hands 12 Youth Center Bulls of the National Youth Foot- among 41 states that put tighter controls on bert says coaches who have reformed them- kids under the age of 14 should not play colli- browardpalmbeach.com ball League 40-6 on November 24. A week the sport. selves shouldn’t be prevented from mentoring sion sports as they are currently played.” later, the Patriots, Super Bowl winners in the All in all, youth football has never been in a kids. “They have paid their debt,” he says. But others argue that that’s too drastic. Extreme Youth Football League, qualified to more tenuous place even as more kids than The City of Miami has also tried to tackle “You want parents and coaches to be aware of play against the Bulldogs in the Orange Bowl ever sign up. violence at youth football games; the Depart- the problem, but you still want kids to go out by beating the Belle Glade Youth Panthers. Lead BSO investigator Barnes says the ment of Parks and Recreation sent notice to there and enjoy their sport,” says Gillian At 1 p.m. on December 8, Wallace and his leagues should start by making it tougher for all leagues in September asking them to start Hotz, director of concussions for the UHealth team poured onto the Florida International convicted criminals to volunteer as coaches. games by 5 p.m. so they’ll end by sundown to Sports Medicine facility at the University of University field, pumped to finally claim an Or- Bivens, for instance, had been found guilty of discourage the kinds of shootings that leveled Miami’s Medical School. “Obviously, a kid ange Bowl victory; after Terrence’s electric run grand theft auto, possession of marijuana the Bulldogs and struck again at Overtown’s who comes home from practice or a game puts them up for halftime, they sprinted into with intent to sell, and carrying a concealed Gibson Park last year. dazed and confused shouldn’t go back to play the locker room delirious to finish off the game. firearm in the 1990s before he founded the Miami-Dade County and the SFYFL also until he is cleared by a physician, which is | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s And soon after the second half whistle Hurricanes. But there was no rule preventing face a new lawsuit from Eduardo Barnes, coach why we got the law passed in Florida.” blows, the rout is on. Terrence adds two more him from starting a team. of the team that was caught in the crossfire at Strickland, CEO of the Sports Concussions touchdown runs. Nay’quan caps the scoring “He controlled a private entity that was West Little River Park in July 2011. Barnes al- Institute, concurs. “You [reduce concussions] with a 90-yard run near the end of the third renting city facilities and using the park,” leges the county and the SFYFL should have by raising awareness and educating coaches quarter. In the end, the Bulldogs pound the Pats Barnes explains. done more to protect the park, where his and parents to look for signs… But I don’t 38-14 to claim their first Orange Bowl trophy. Three of the other Hurricanes coaches im- daughter was shot along with three boys. think eliminating the sport in absence of em- As Wallace watched Nay’quan and his plicated by BSO — Darren Brown, Brad Gambling and violence aren’t the only prob- pirical evidence is the answer.” teammates triumphantly strut onto the win- Parker, and Vincent Gray — had previous con- lems bedeviling the game, though. Medical ex- As for Nay’quan, his only focus is on the ner’s stage, he couldn’t have cared less about victions for delivery of cocaine, dealing in sto- perts and parents have raised increasing game. When he and his teammates reach the adults ruining youth football with illegal len property, battery on a law enforcement concerns over concussions and whether kids high school in three years, he wants the team gambling and violence. “We try to win the officer, and grand theft. should be playing in full pads. An ESPN survey to stay together. “We want to go to Miramar right way,” Wallace says. “We took our licks “You would weed out a lot of bad people,” in August of more than 1,000 parents nation- High,” he says. “We’ll see if Coach can help and went through some hard times. Now look Barnes says, with tighter rules on coaches. wide found 57 percent are less likely to allow make that happen.” at us. We’re winning.” Some cities have tried. Deerfield Beach their sons to play because of the research; two- While his mom constantly worries her son started doing checks when Broward deputies thirds said concussions are a serious issue. will get severely injured or develop health he Bulldogs’ triumphant end to the informed officials about their investigation in As of March 8, 2012, 41 states, including problems, she’s not going to let him quit. season masks the looming problems May. Miami Gardens also had a rule prohibit- Florida, had passed laws protecting student- After all, how can she tell a kid who sur- uncovered by ESPN and the Broward ing anyone with two or more felonies from vol- athletes from returning to play too soon after vived an assault-rifle attack that knocking

Sheriff’s Office, many of which have unteering. But Mayor Gilbert, a former state a concussion. Some experts, like Robert helmets on the field is too dangerous a risk? tage | a rt | Film D ish | m usi C T yet to be addressed. prosecutor, says the rule was routinely ignored. Cantu, a neurosurgeon and professor at Bos- “Football is dangerous,” she says. “I worry Cops, experts, and some coaches say sys- So last year, while he was a councilman, ton University School of Medicine, go even about him because he is determined to be- temic problems in the leagues and a lack of Gilbert championed an ordinance exempting further. Cantu believes boys under age 14 come an NFL player. He went from being too oversight led to the scandal in the first place. longtime coaches, noting that 15 out of 52 should not be playing tackle football at all. scared to play to wanting to be the most fa- Meanwhile, as medical science brings more coaches at Bunche Park would not qualify “The young child is particularly vulnera- mous athlete in the NFL. We’ll see.” evidence to light that concussions in young otherwise. The Miami Gardens City Council ble to brain injury,” he told a Boston televi- players can lead to lasting damage, Florida is approved Gilbert’s measure by a 3-2 vote. Gil- sion station in November. “We believe that [email protected] New Times Broward-palm B each J anuary 17-J anuary 23, 2013

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browardpalmbeach.com derdale is taken over by a phalanx of small COLOR YOUR WORLD buses. These buses will carry your increas- Animate! Miami is a revamped addition to the ingly inebriated selves from one prearranged running slate of conventions dedicated to Mi- bar or club to the next. Your bus-loop arm- ami’s geek scene — this time focusing purely band entitles you to one drink at each loca- on anime and animation. Voice actors form tion. You can stay as long as you want at each

ontents | ontents the bulk of the celebrity (the My Little Pony: stop, then wander outside to catch one of the Friendship Is Magic cast will hold court at several buses continuously making the eve- 11:30 p.m. Sunday at the Exhibition Room ning’s loop — or just wander to the next bar Stage), and cosplay — dressing as one’s favor- under your own steam if it’s not too far away. ite characters — is a major draw. Learn how to The loop will include ten participating lo- get your Captain Planet outfit just right at one cations: American Social, Vibe, YOLO, Copa- of the various instructional panels (Make-Up cabana, Lucky’s Tavern, America’s Backyard, & Wigs for Cosplay, 4:15 p.m. Friday, Panel Tarpon Bend, Café Del Mar, Quarterdeck, Room B), or try your luck at one of the cosplay and the Office Pub. This all goes on from 5:30 contests (Costume Competition, 7:45 p.m. story time, and Art Explosion: A Family Ori- tar. If you like classic blues, then this is the p.m. to midnight — though the latest you can Saturday, MACC 1 Ballroom). Whether your ented Workshop will conduct hands-on ac- performance for you. The Arts Garage is lo- check in is 9 p.m. Check-in will be at YOLO leanings are Adult Swim or anime, there’s tivities. Everything ties together with the cated at 180 NE First St. in Delray Beach. Plaza (333 E. Las Olas Blvd.) or the Office Pub something for any animation fanatic. museum’s “Return to the Ashcan” exhibition, Tickets cost $25 to $35 in advance and $5 (201 SW Second St.) Admission is $30 – The con runs from Friday through Sunday highlighting paintings from the early 1900s. more at the door. Visit artsgarage.org, or call though for future reference, if you pay a week at the Doubletree Miami Airport & Convention Family Day: Winter in the City is 10 a.m. to 561-450-6357. TANA VELEN in advance online, it’s $20. Your “donation”

news | pulp c | news ge | Night+Day Center (711 NW 72nd Ave., Miami). Events 1 p.m. Saturday at the Museum of Art|Fort will support the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation,

A start at 2 p.m. Friday and 11 a.m. Saturday and ▼ FOOD + DRINK Covenant House Florida, Riverwalk Trust, t Lauderdale, located at 1 E. Las OIas Blvd. in Sunday. Tickets cost from $20 for a Friday or Fort Lauderdale. Activities will be held in the Jessica June Children’s Cancer Foundation, Sunday pass to $45 for a three-day pass. Al- lobby. The event is free with museum admis- DON’T PUT A CORK IN IT Jack and Jill Children’s Center, and the Bro- though passes will be available at the door, on- sion ($10 for adults, $7 for military and se- Digging into a lavish feast on a college campus ward County Gator Club Scholarship Fund. line registration is recommended: Visit niors, $5 for kids ages 6 to 17, and free for kids seems counterintuitive, yes, but there will be The bus loop returns to Fort Lauderdale April animatemiami.eventbee.com. ELISA MELENDEZ 5 and younger). Call 954-525-5500, or visit no ramen noodles or Hot Pockets in sight at 6, June 15, and August 4. Call 954-574-6000, moafl.org. TRICIA WOOLFENDEN this weekend’s JA World Uncorked, hosted on or visit busloop.org REBECCA DITTMAR Broward College’s campus. Chefs like Paula 1/19 ▼ MUSIC DaSilva (1500 Degrees at the Eden Roc Renais- SAT sance in Miami Beach), Lenore Nolan-Ryan, 1/20 STEADY ROLLIN’ WITH Michael Saperstein (Rebel House), and Robyn SUN ▼ MUSEUM Almodovar (of Palate Party and Hell’s Kitchen BOB MARGOLIN fame) will provide the eats while Southern ▼ THEATER The Delray Beach Arts Garage is home to Wines & Spirits of Florida and Brown Distrib- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art GOOD OLD FAMILY FUN When the kid won’t get his nose out of the many different performers and styles of enter- uting Co. handle the wine, liquor, and craft LONG LIVE THE QUEEN iPhone — at the dinner table, during the fam- tainment. On Saturday at 8 p.m., it welcomes beer. The “fork and cork affair” benefits the Time was when no bookshelf was complete ily portrait — a parent’s mind tends to wander Bob Margolin to its Garage Blues session. Mar- educational programs of Junior Achievement without a collection of dog-eared paperbacks to a simpler time, when ruddy-cheeked chil- golin has been all over the blues scene, finding of South Florida. New Times’ own Clean Plate by mystery writer extraordinaire Agatha dren had only their imaginations (and myriad inspiration from Chuck Berry and even play- Charlie will once again present awards this Christie. Learn why your parents — and their chores) to occupy the hours. Introduce the ing with Muddy Waters. If you’ve seen Martin year for some of the best bites of the evening. parents — were so besotted with the “Queen kids to a pre-internet existence at the Museum Scorcese’s The Last Waltz, then you’ve seen JA World Uncorked is 6:30 to 10:30 p.m. of Crime” at the South Florida stage debut of of Art|Fort Lauderdale’s Family Day: Winter in Margolin, as he was a featured guitarist play- Saturday in the JA World Huizenga Center at Agatha Christie’s The BBC Murders. The two- the City. The three-hour, all-ages program in- ing with Waters in the film. Broward College, located at 1130 Coconut act show presents four rediscovered radio cludes turn-of-the-century games, music, Margolin describes his style as “old-school Creek Blvd. in Coconut Creek. Tickets cost plays originally written by the legendary au- and dress-up for the kids. Broward County Chicago blues,” and his performance is sure $150 each. Call 954-979-7120, or visit thor for the BBC Mystery Series. The show Main Library Youth Services will provide to reflect the 49 years he’s been playing gui- jaworld uncorked.com. TRICIA WOOLFENDEN includes Three Blind Mice (the inspiration for NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm XX, 2012 XX, 23, 2013 23, ONTH anuary 17-J XX–M ONTH anuary M J

1616 ▼ SPORTS browardpalmbeach.com the long-running play Mousetrap), Yellow Iris, browardpalmbeach.com Butter in a Lordly Dish, and Personal Call. Agatha Christie’s The BBC Murders runs FISTS, FOR THE PEOPLE through February 3. Performances are at 8 “By the people, for the people,” said our beloved p.m. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, 16th president, Abraham Lincoln, about the and Saturday and at 2 p.m. Wednesday, Sat- principles this country was founded on. Little urday, and Sunday. There will be a special did Honest Abe know when he uttered these 7:30 p.m. performance this Sunday, January choice words in his renowned Gettysburg’s Ad- 20. All shows are in the Parker Playhouse, lo- dress, but he also provided a fantastic descrip- cated at 707 NE Eighth St. in Fort Lauder- tive for local mixed-martial-arts organization dale. Tickets cost $26.50 to $66.50. Call American Battle Championships too. ABC, you | Contents | pulp news | 954-462-0222, or visit parkerplayhouse.com. see, is a group of MMA fighters who formed | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | TRICIA WOOLFENDEN their own league and stage fights every month. The result is a night of intense, full fight cards with no intermissions. With two title fights and 1/21 one ladies kickboxing contest planned, the MON American Battle MMA Championship 2013 season kicks off the new year with serious aplomb. ▼ FILM, FREE The homegrown, grassroots ass-kicking begins at 7 p.m. Monday at the Venue, located at SIT DOWN AND WATCH 2345 Wilton Drive in Wilton Manors. Tickets Stand Up Guys hits theaters this February cost $25 online and $30 at the door. Call 954- and features an all-star cast that everyone’s 765-6968, or visit fightabc.com. ALEX RENDON

dads are sure to love. Hell, most generations Night+Day | s appreciate acting champs like Christopher Walken and Al Pacino, so why not see them as past-their-prime gangsters? Well, Fort TUE 1/22 Lauderdale International Film Festival (FLIFF) members can see this movie early ▼ FOOD + DRINK and for free — just one of the many perks of being a FLIFF member. NO SLIM PICKINGS HERE tage | a rt | Film dish m usi C | However, for this special event, FLIFF is South Florida is fortunate to have dozens of giving away ten passes, good for two people food trucks patrolling its borders, but who has each, to see Stand Up Guys on Monday at Cin- time to schlep all over the county to sample the ema Paradiso, located at goods? Tuesday’s Gour- 503 SE Sixth St. in Fort SCAN THIS CODE met Food Truck Experience Lauderdale. The movie is TO DOWNLOAD OUR FREE APP brings together more iPHONE OR ANDROID at 7:30 p.m., and if you FOR MORE EVENTS than 20 trucks in one con- would like a free pass, OR VISIT: browardpalmbeach.com venient location for easier email floridamov- eating. The lineup for the [email protected] with the subject line event is subject to change — one never knows “STAND UP GUYS/New Times” and your when a flat tire will crop up — but on the roster first and last name in the email. First come, are: 90 Miles to Go, BC Tacos, Best French first served. Visit fliff.com, or call 954-760- Fries, Big Belly’s Deli, Boba Station, Da Burger 9898. TANA VELEN Shack, Dough Food Truck, Fireman Derek, Firewall Food Truck, Flour Power, Guiseppe’s ▼ LITERARY NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH

Italian Sausage, Ideal Fusion Cuisine, JOJI Yo- New Times Broward-palm B each gurt, Killer Pasta, Kokua Ice, Lobsta Rollin, Out ODE IN THE SUNSHINE Of Many Café, PS561, the Mediterranean Grill, the Philly Grill, and Veggie Xpress. STATE The Gourmet Food Truck Experience is 6 There are some people — the sorely misin- to 9 p.m. Tuesday at the Seminole Casino Co- formed — who bemoan the general lack of conut Creek, located at 5550 NW 40th St. in culture and cultural events in South Florida. Coconut Creek. The trucks will be gathered Where is the literature? Where is the art? The in the west parking lot. There is no admission truth is, our sweltering tropical paradise is fee, but bring cash for the trucks. Call 954- teeming with creative people who paint, 977-6700, or visit seminolecoconutcreekca- sketch, sculpt, and write. We have our famous sino.com. TRICIA WOOLFENDEN novelists, to be sure, but we also have our share of poets. ▼ ART You can see this for yourself during the ninth-annual Palm Beach Poetry Festival. The DISPOSABLE OR DIGITAL festival gives the community a chance to read Whether you enjoy taking pictures of your dog and hear the words of real-life, living poets, with a disposable camera or your digital pho- M ONTH Sun, sea, farmer’s market, classic cars, fine art, music J and it gives aspiring poets a chance to share tos have been featured in Time magazine, you and more. Come out to Heritage Park and spend a anuary their art — though it is past the deadline to will not want to miss the 18th-annual FOTOfu- XX–M enter for this year, there’s always next year. sion in West Palm Beach. This five-day festival,

day like no other. This is a FREE community event. 17-J There will be poetry readings, educational for amateur and professional photographers, ONTH lectures, and workshops. The festival takes offers more than 100 workshops, lectures, stay here. live here. BE here. anuary place over six days, from this Monday panel discussions, multimedia presentations, through Saturday, January 26, at the Delray portfolio reviews, hands-on computer classes, XX, 2008

• 23, 2013 Beach Center for the Arts. You can purchase demonstrations, photo shoots, and “Fuse and HERITAGE PARK 19200 COLLINS AVENUE tickets to individual events for $15 for general Schmooze” parties nightly. admission, $12 for seniors, or $10 for stu- Join fellow photographers and learn from dents. Call 561-868-2063, email news@palm- the best in the field from Tuesday through beachpoetryfestival.org, or visit Saturday, January 26, at the Palm Beach Pho- palmbeachpoetryfestival.org. REBECCA DITTMAR tographic Centre, located at the City Center call Cultural & Community Services for parking and information: 305.792.1706 17 17 municipal complex at 415 Clematis St. in downtown West Palm Beach. Attend FOTO- fusion by purchasing a Gold or Silver Passport WEIGHTphy sician super LOSSvised through the Photo Centre, which includes many events at no additional charge, or purchase single event tickets. Go online to review APPETITE daily schedules and event times or to preregis- SUPPRESSANTS ter for a specific event. Call 561-253-2600, or visit fotofusion.org. And get more info on page browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com 19. CHRISSIE FERGUSON FREE CONSULTATION WED 1/23 Robert B. Bell, D.O. •••(954) 527-4500••• ▼ THEATER 400 SE 12th St. (Davie Blvd.) Ste. A, Fort Lauderdale THE BUTLER DID IT www.ableweightloss.com Maybe it’s the latest season of Downton Ab- bey. Or perhaps it’s the upcoming premiere of The Great Gatsby. Whatever it is, the style and flair of the Roaring ’20s are back. The Lake Worth Playhouse is setting out to re- create the jazz era’s sense of debauchery and intrigue with a murder-mystery fundraiser. On Wednesday, as a fundraiser and in cele- bration of its run of The Drowsy Chaperone, which is playing now till February 3, the Lake Worth Playhouse is transforming into an old- fashioned speakeasy. There will be, they say, “men everywhere, jazz everywhere, booze everywhere,” and of The course a little murder. Come dressed in full ’20s gear for this interactive theatrical experience. The Speakeasy Murder Mystery Night begins Pulp promptly at 7 p.m. Arriving on time is a matter of life and death, given that all clues to solve the mystery need to be heard. The Lake Worth Playhouse is located at 713 Lake Ave. in Lake Worth. Tickets cost $35 and can be purchased at lakeworth-playhouse.ticketleap. com/the-speakeasy. REBECCA DITTMAR

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BY FALYN FREYMAN consultants and ad agency directors. Among the most prominent for 2013 are Joyce Tenne- very winter, South Florida gets an son, a fine-art photographer who was recently influx of retirees, sun-hungry voted among the ten most influential women snowbirds, and… world-re- in the history of photography by American nowned photographers. Each Photo Magazine; and James K. Colton, a for- January, the Palm Beach Photo- mer photo editor of Sports Illustrated. Egraphic Centre in downtown West Palm Other noteworthy presenters include con- Beach hosts FOTOfusion, a weeklong event troversial nude portraitist Jock Sturges, Pu- that brings together photo industry leaders litzer Prize-winning photo editor and

for a series of more than 200 workshops, lec- consultant Stella Kramer, and internationally n ight+Day | tures, and community events. recognized digital photography pioneer Vin- The FOTOfusion Festival of Photography cent Versace. and Digital Imaging began in 1995, when If you want a “passport” to the whole five- founders Fatima and Art NeJame and Arnold day shebang, those range from $645 to $895 Drapkin decided to create an international and include access to most lectures and semi- s

photography forum in which professionals nars and reduced pricing for FOTOshoots, tage could meet to give back to their industry while portfolio reviews, and other special program- students of photography could take notes, re- ming throughout the festival. If that’s too big

ceive feedback on their portfolios, and mingle of a hit to your wallet, you can pay for the ses- | Art | Film | with distinguished experts and peers. sions you want à la carte; most dubbed “com- Benjamin Lowy What has set the festival apart since its in- munity events” only cost $10. NeJame picked A example of “iPhonography” by Benjamin Lowy, who will also give a presentation. ception is its emphasis on technology in the out a few sessions she says represent “the ab- creative process. It was early to recognize that solute best of FOTOfusion”: Friday’s $10 community events get more including workshops, FOTOshoots, master the future of photography was a digital one, On Wednesday, January 23, Canon USA hands-on, with seminars on everything from workshops, computer labs, and portfolio re-

and it always offered a range of classes and representative and lecturer Barbara Ellinson how to use Photoshop to mimic darkroom views. Individual workshop ticket prices D ish | lectures that helped photographers at any will lead a community seminar on alternative techniques to quick tips on improving your range from $100 to $300 for nonmembers, level. Expert shutterbugs showed up to learn printing methods, going over everything from digital photographs. For those photogra- and if you just feel like rubbing shoulders

the most advanced Photoshop techniques substrate choices to display methods. The phers looking to expand their talents to with the elite, $45 will get you entry into the m usi C | while Granny came for advice on picking out hourlong $10 seminar begins at 9:30 a.m. and shooting motion, international imaging con- festival’s opening reception and closing bash. her first digital point-and-shoot. Now attend- takes place in the Library Auditorium at the sultant C. David Tobie will lead a lecture on For $95, portfolio reviews are available ees flood into Palm Beach from across 28 Palm Beach Photographic Centre. Stay until 1 videography for photographers, including Wednesday through Saturday; those offer countries to get updated on new technologies. p.m. for Joyce Tenneson’s community pre- an overview of cameras, lenses, equipment, an opportunity for one-on-one critique New Times Broward-palm B each “At the time FOTOfusion began, digital sentation in the same location, which will in- formats, studios, and software, as they apply with top photographers, picture editors, NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH was still very, very new,” said Fatima NeJame, clude a slideshow of her latest works as well to videography. and other pros. who serves as di- as an opportunity to ask questions about her NeJame’s community event pick for Fri- “If someone were to try [on their own] to rector. “Ninety- working process and how she is able to en- day is New York Times staff photographer get an appointment with the editor of the CROWLEY five percent of gage her subjects to create her signature “in- Stephen Crowley’s presentation, “Smoke [New York] Times, good luck,” said NeJame. photographers timate portrait” style. Filled Rooms: Beyond the Bunting of the “Here at FOTO fusion, a photographer can WILL FLY INTO were still shoot- For an in-depth look into one of photogra- Modern Presidential Campaign — 1996- bring their portfolio and actually see all these THE FESTIVAL ing film. When phy’s emerging frontiers, Thursday’s pro- 2012,” taking place from 1 to 2 p.m. in the Li- editors, curators, museum agents. Many of DIRECTLY FROM we started, we gramming offers two $10 community brary Auditorium. Crowley will fly into the them get [hired for] assignments.” THE WHITE placed as much seminars on the art and practice of iPhone festival directly fr om the White House, where NeJame advises registering early if you HOUSE, WHERE emphasis on digi- photography. In the morning slot, avid Insta- he will be photographing this year’s presiden- have a specific artist or mentor in mind for a HE WILL BE tal as we did on grammers won’t want to miss Dan Burkhold- tial inauguration, and he will include some of portfolio review or master workshop, as ses- film. We always er’s “iPhone Artistry” presentation, covering the images from the historical event as part of sions fill up quickly. Wednesday’s “Ever- PHOTOGRAPHING continue to be on image capturing and stylizing techniques. his presentation. glades Cattle Ranch Photo Shoot” lecture THIS YEAR’S the forefront of Stay later for “iPhonography: New Technol- Afterward, head over to one of the few free with Carlton Ward has already sold out, as PRESIDENTIAL digital.” ogy and New Mediums” by Benjamin Lowy, a events during the festival, the opening of 2013 has Tuesday’s “Portraits of Flowers” master INAUGURATION. Now in its 18th preeminent photojournalist whose Hurri- FOTOmentor Bill Eppridge’s exhibition at workshop session with Vincent Versace (al- the Palm Beach Photographic Centre Mu- M year, the festival cane Sandy iPhone image became the first though an additional session may open up to J ONTH opens on Tuesday, January 22, with a special camera-phone image ever to grace the cover seum. The exhibition highlights 50 years of accommodate the high demand). anuary

reception honoring Life magazine staff pho- of Time. This presentation will go over some the photojournalist’s remarkable career, in- Festival programming will also feature a XX–M cluding iconic images from the Robert F. Ken- tographer Bill Eppridge and continues of the benefits and drawbacks to this un- variety of “mini” FOTOshoots, interactive 17-J through January 26, offering a five-day charted medium, with a focus on its applica- nedy campaign, the Beatles’ first U.S. visit, panel discussions, photography and digital ONTH schedule of rigorous programming, from be- tion to photojournalism. and the Woodstock music festival. art exhibitions, book signings, gallery walks, a anuary ginner seminars and labs to hands-on “FO- Also on Thursday, NeJame recommends a End your festival presentation circuit on Shutterbug magazine talent search, and TOshoots” with master photographers at special onsite photo shoot by fashion photog- Saturday at “2012 — The Year of Anony- nightly “fuse and schmooze” parties. Phew! XX, 2008 23, 2013 exotic South Florida locations like the Ever- rapher Douglas Dubler. From 4 to 5:30 p.m. in mous,” a powerful multimedia presentation glades, Busch Wildlife Sanctuary, South the PBPC Museum, Dubler will demonstrate taking a look back on the year in photojour- [email protected] Beach, and Fairchild Gardens. his techniques for capturing his iconic images nalism, presented by award-winning picture FOTOfusion of dancers from the NYC Ballet, including editor Scott McKiernan. Each year, FOTOfusion presenters range January 22 to 26 at the Palm Beach Photographic from award-winning photojournalists, fine how he treats the images in the computer to If you have a little more money to spend, Centre, 415 Clematis St., West Palm Beach. artists, and photo editors to top-level industry achieve his striking style. Cost: $50. look into tickets for other individual events, Visit fotofusion.org, or call 561-253-2600. 19 19 his older daughter but is stopped by a cadaverous, shape-shifting creature. ▼ Film Cut to five years later: Lucas (Game of Thrones’ Nikolaj Coster-Waldau), the brother of that homicidal father, has been searching for his nieces ever since. Once they’re found, Don’t Let Your he and his goth girlfriend, Annabel (Chastain), agree to take in the filthy, feral Babies Grow Up to kids, who have subsisted on nothing but browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com cherries for half a decade. Per the orders of Face Monsters the girls’ psychiatrist, Dr. Dreyfuss (Daniel Kash), Lucas, who “draws pictures for a Mama is less scary than a living,” and Annabel, whose music has call from Mom. brought in most of the couple’s income, must move out of their boho garret and settle with BY MELISSA ANDERSON their new charges in a two-story home in ts | o N te ts Richmond, Virginia, here a bunch of bland chiller about two abandoned suburban streets little girls and their bond to and a copse played the wraith of the title, Mama MAMA DOES by the province of never delivers the primal FEATURE Quebec. terror its premise would INTRIGUING, The older of suggest.A Instead, the movie — the first COMPLEX these savage tykes, feature by Andy Muschietti, who co- Victoria (Megan PERFORMANCES ews | pulp c y | N ews scripted with his sibling Barbara and Neil Charpentier), Cross — distracts with too much foolishness: FROM ITS adapts to this new namely, Jessica Chastain plucking a bass YOUNG STARS. environment more guitar in a jet-black pageboy wig, tattoo easily, while Lilly sleeve, and Misfits T-shirt. (Isabelle Nélisse) continues to scamper Night+ dA Mama opens with news of financial panic around on all fours and remains essentially isolation-induced dissociative personality Feral little girls in search of their mother. being broadcast from a car radio and a blond, preverbal. Yet they retain their tie to disorder. But soon this man of science begins ge | myopic moppet hearing a gunshot. Her vengeful Mama, threatened by these new to believe in the supernatural, especially avenging phantom in last year’s superior A

t unraveling father scoops up her and her caretakers. (The possessive specter is when he starts digging around the county Edwardian-era-set The Woman in Black. toddler sister, driving away so recklessly that performed, with CGI trickery, by seven-foot- records office and a whey-faced clerk tells Where the earlier film successfully conveyed their car goes off a cliff. The three stumble tall ectomorph Javier Botet.) Subjecting him, “A ghost is an emotion bent out of deep reserves of grief and despair through upon a cabin in the woods filled with dusty Victoria to numerous recorded therapy shape, destined to repeat itself until it rights lead Daniel Radcliffe’s hollow-eyed but still fabulous midcentury modern sessions, Dr. Dreyfuss is convinced that the wrong.” performance, Mama never registers much furniture. Dad is about to do further harm to Mama is the product of his patient’s Mama’s backstory is similar to that of the beyond a few scares as the beanpole spirit

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® browardpalmbeach.com comes racing toward the camera. browardpalmbeach.com ACAdemY AwArd NomiNAtioNs In other words, Muschietti’s movie, INCLUDING executive-produced by Guillermo del Toro, whose name appears prominently in the opening credits, needs more emotions bent out of shape. Lucas and Annabel display not a trace of apprehension — or disgust — 5B eST Picture when they become the guardians of these bestial little girls. Any rough patches between the two new parents are soothed “ by Lucas’ assertion, “Hey, I love you, girl.” HHHH | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s Instead, the unwieldiness is played out in | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | the plot contrivances, confusing machinations involving an aunt who also yoU’Re In foR a seeks custody of Victoria and Lilly, convenient comas, stolen computer files, hell of a RIde. and directives delivered in dreams to go to Clifton Forge and other places with names JeSSICa ChaSTaIn IS a MaRVel.” straight out of the Bobbie Gentry songbook. -Peter trAvers, A rich mine of (human) parental She just saw herself onscreen. anxieties left virtually unexplored, Mama does at least feature intriguing, complex fully abandons her first love, evincing more performances from its young stars. Victoria ambivalence and unruliness than those “a PoWeRhoUSe ThRIlleR. and Lilly’s growing attachment to Annabel twice her size. It is she, and not Chastain’s leaves them guilt-ridden about betraying cardboard punk rocker, who is most ‘ZeRo daRK ThIRTy’ MoVeS WITh Ghost Mom. (Intentionally or not, the girls’ deserving of the Misfits jersey. SPeed, WeIghT, BR aInS and gR aCe.” developing relationship with a flesh-and- -riCHArd Corliss, blood being recalls psychologist Harry [email protected] Harlow’s 1950s studies with infant rhesus Mama

monkeys and their different responses to tage | a rt | Film D ish Musi C wire and terry-cloth mother surrogates.) But Starring Jessica Chastain, Nikolaj Coster- Waldau, Daniel Kash, Megan Charpentier, “ little Lilly, her hair a mess of matted tangles, Isabelle Nélisse, and Javier Botet. Directed by The BeST PICTURe scarfing down food with dirty hands, never Andy Muschietti. 100 minutes. Rated PG-13. of The yeaR.” ANN HorNAdAY New York Film lisA sCHwArZBAUm NAtioNAl BoArd CritiCs CirCle oF review ▼ NEW IN FILM rights, their amour defies the status quo as much as their ideals do, and in the face of a reli- A Royal Affair gious and ruling establishment uninterested in The way to a queen’s heart is through Rousseau political change, their passion and principles in- in A Royal Affair, in which church and state op- evitably spell their doom. With compelling au- pression can’t, at least for a time, quell enlight- thority, Mikkelsen embodies Struensee with a enment urges. From prostitute trysts and conviction colored by reckless arrogance, and physician-conducted crotch examinations to while Vikander comes off as a rather bland ob- wild-stallion rides through the lush countryside, ject of his affection, Folsgaard, all closed-mouth New Times Broward-palm B each everything is eroticized in Nikolaj Arcel’s histori- giggles and random outbursts of an inappropri- NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH cal drama about the illicit affair between Caro- ate sexual and artistic nature, exudes royal lu- line (Alicia Vikander) — sent from London to nacy. Director Arcel handles the material with a Denmark to marry bonkers King Christian VII stately grace that compensates for the story’s (Mikkel Boe Folsgaard) — and the free-thinking predictable trajectory, though humdrum period doctor Struensee (Mads Mikkelsen), who serves detail and monotonous pacing too often leave as His Majesty’s personal physician. Bonded by the proceedings feeling only partially aroused. progressive notions of a free press and peasant NICK SCHAGER

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21 21 | FILM CAPSULES | Whether this is an argument for or against marriage probably depends on the viewer’s own experience. (C.P.) Not Fade Away — Rock and roll proves the coming-of-age crucible in ▼ Film Not Fade Away, Sopranos creator David Chase’s semiautobiographical feature debut of shaggy hair, shagadelic beauties, and the joy and sorrow wrought from chasing and failing to achieve one’s dreams. The following capsule reviews are written by and bear Chase’s tale of showbiz striving has, in its basic form, been told before: the initials of Melissa Anderson, Scott Foundas, Chris a suburban kid rebelling against his stuck-in-their-ways working-class Packham, Nick Pinkerton, Nick Schager, and Pete parents by endeavoring to become a star, in this case in 1960s New Vonder Haar. For showtimes and locations, click Film at Jersey. Yet writer/director Chase distinguishes his material through a browardpalmbeach.com. careful attention to emotional rhythms, crosscutting between songs browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com and images like a skillful maker of mix tapes. That sort of confidence is indicative of his overall craftsmanship; he subtly intertwines guitar OPENING riffs and heated passions and communicates through graceful cam- erawork the confusion, elation, and turmoil felt by his lead, Douglas Mama — Reviewed in this issue. (John Magaro), a golf course ditch-digger who dream of banging A Royal Affair — Reviewed in this issue. the skins in the band of his friends Eugene (Jack Huston) and Wells (Will Brill). That goal is realized once the outfit’s original drummer takes off to Vietnam. Everything then gets complicated by internal ts | o N te ts ONGOING band strife and increased conflict at home between Douglas and his father, Pep Boys employee Pat (James Gandolfini). The latter Django Unchained — After the ebullient Holocaust fantasia Inglouri- is disgusted by his progeny’s poofy hair, high heels, and disdain ous Basterds, Quentin Tarantino takes his whole blood-spattered for earning a living (and Vietnam); the former is defiant toward historical tent show on the road, this time putting down stakes in his father’s casual intolerance and status quo attitude. If Not Fade antebellum Dixieland. Jamie Foxx stars as the captured runaway Away seems intentionally minor and formulaic, it is energized by a slave of the title, given his freedom by an unlikely savior: a German- shrewd wistfulness that honors the nastiness and absurdity of the American bounty hunter (Basterds Oscar-winner Christoph Waltz) era. It’s especially smart about the way that generational clashes who trains Django to become his partner. Together, they make their and the tragedy they sometimes inspired were born from a joint fear way toward a sprawling Mississippi plantation known as Candy- and confusion over shifting tides no one quite understood how to

ews | pulp c y | N ews land, where Django’s estranged bride, handle. (N.S.) Broomhilda (Kerry Washington), lies SCAN THIS CODE The Other Son — Ham-fisted dia- in wait, under the thumb of a foppish TO DOWNLOAD OUR FREE APP logue and clichéd characterizations master (Leonardo DiCaprio) and his iPHONE OR ANDROID trump genuine chemistry in The Other septuagenarian house slave (the aston- FOR MORE FILM Son, a contrived Franco-Israeli drama

Night+ dA ishing Samuel L. Jackson). Wagnerian OR VISIT: browardpalmbeach.com about two 18-year-olds, an Israeli and hellfire ensues, though Tarantino’s true a Palestinian, accidentally switched reference point is a century of Hollywood cinema’s failure to engage at birth. Joseph Silberg (Jules Sitruk), a wannabe singer, and Yacine ge | with the ugly realities of the “peculiar institution,” from Gone Al Bezaaz (Mehdi Dehbi), an aspiring med student, seemingly both A

t With the Wind to Spielberg’s Lincoln. Some high-minded critics assured of their identities, must now adapt to the knowledge that and cultural arbiters still can’t bring themselves to take Tarantino they are not who they thought they were. Levy makes the most of seriously as an intellectual, but like all of the best pop art, Django a canned hypothetical situation whenever she lets her actors’ body Unchained is both seriously entertaining and seriously thought- language talk louder than her and co-writer Nathalie Saugeon’s ful, rattling the cage of race in America on-screen and off. (S.F.) overwrought scenario, as when Yacine’s birth mother, Orith (French Gangster Squad — Originally slated to open in September 2012, siren Emmanuelle Devos), quietly takes her agitated husband Gangster Squad was delayed when the movie-theater shooting in Alon’s (Pascal Elbé) drink away from him when he first meets Aurora, Colorado, suddenly made a scene of gunfire in Grauman’s Yacine. But Levy and Saugeon often overtax their already tense Chinese Theatre “inappropriate.” But released any time, the movie drama with loaded plot developments and indelicate dialogue, would be a crime against cinematic sensibility. As Gangster Squad as when Yacine unconvincingly explains his feelings to Joseph: “I opens, boss Mickey Cohen (Sean Penn) is the snake in the West am my worst enemy, but I also must love myself.” A consistently Coast Eden of prosperous Los Angeles circa 1949. Los Angeles strong cast can’t salvage the scene where Joseph breaks the ice Police Department Sergeant John O’Mara (Josh Brolin) is offered with his biological family by singing with them at dinner. (S.A.) the chance to put together an unofficial unit to bust up Cohen’s Rust and Bone — To paraphrase Oscar Wilde, one must have a heart of rackets. The only other squad member given a story line to himself is stone to watch Jacques Audiard’s outrageous melodrama Rust and Ryan Gosling’s Sergeant Jerry Wooters, who takes up with Cohen’s Bone without laughing. Loosely adapted from two works in Craig | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | Art | s | Art film | music dish arm candy (Emma Stone); this gives Gosling occasion to ply his Davidson’s 2005 short story collection of the same name, Rust and shy-heartthrob trade, the sheepish boy showing off his cantaloupe Bone finds Audiard returning to the overdetermined characters biceps. It would be the film’s silliest performance were it not for and swift redemption of the bafflingly lauded A Prophet (2009). Penn donning a pound of putty to play Cohen — his smushed mug Where the earlier movie centered on the same-sex environment would suit a Dick Tracy villain. All of the usual cop-opera conceits — of men behind bars, Rust and Bone encompasses man, woman, “duty,” “badge of honor,” “fraternity” — get trotted out, but it’s child — even animal — in peril, bleeding and healing in sunny only the pummeling violence that stirs director Ruben Fleischer’s resort towns. As the film opens, Ali (Matthias Schoenaerts) and interest. Gangster Squad caroms from crime to retaliation, from his anemic-looking five-year-old son, Sam (Armand Verdure), are tommy gun assassination to a power drill through the head to a traveling to Antibes to stay with Ali’s grocery-clerk sister, Anna pistol whipping, every bloodletting hyped by Steve Jablonsky’s (Corinne Masiero). Father and child’s penury is underscored by Ali’s score or peppy period tunes counterpoised for ironic effect. In foraging of half-eaten sandwiches during their train trip. Ali meets reducing the great themes of the Warner Bros. crime-film legacy Stéphanie (Marion Cotillard), a whale trainer who becomes a double to many bases to be rounded, Gangster Squad desecrates the amputee after a freak accident at the marine mammal park where symbols of the movies it alleges to homage. (N.P.) she works. The calamity occurs during her orca-choreographed My Worst Nightmare — The early, awesome stage of romantic routine to Katy Perry’s “Firework”; “shoot across the sky-y-y” is relationships, characterized by firehose neurochemistry, socially heard underwater as blood oozes from Stéphanie’s shapely gams. off-putting behavior and a lot of chafing, eventually diminishes That the bodies of its leads (and even its secondary characters: into bored, sexless collegiality, open bathroom doors, and socks Ali’s sister is a stoop-shouldered, gray-faced lumpen) carry the in bed. Love has an agenda (babies) and once a couple checks narrative excess and outlandishness of Rust and Bone highlights NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW just how much Audiard uses the corporeal as shorthand. (M.A.) New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm that action item off the to-do list, biology returns to its zero-point ground state of microwaved Stouffer’s dinners and episodes ofThe Texas Chainsaw — Three sequels, a remake, a prequel to the remake, X Factor. That’s what happens to literally every marriage, without and now another sequel. What is it with chain saw massacres of exception, the end. And it’s certainly what’s happened to Agathe the Texas variety? This latest mostly ignores the three intervening (Isabelle Huppert), a bad-tempered art dealer, and her publisher films (not a bad thing) and serves as more or less a direct follow- husband, François (André Dusollier), in director Anne Fontaine’s up to the 1974 original, the ending reimagined as a bloodbath in My Worst Nightmare. Their son befriends the child of an aging which only an infant girl escapes. Heather (Alexandra Daddario),

XX, 2012 XX, slacker/carpenter named Patrick (Benoît Poelvoorde), whom they that now-adult survivor, learns of her murderous ancestors, the 23, 2013 23, reluctantly hire to finish the remodeling of their coitally disused Sawyer family, when a long-lost grandmother dies and leaves her

ONTH bedroom. François invites the builder to move into an attic room, the old homestead as an inheritance (don’t get too hung up on and under Patrick’s good-time party influence, he winds up dating a dates, as this Heather of the Perpetually Bared Abdomen is clearly anuary beautiful, zip-lining social worker 30 years his junior while Agathe’s not pushing 40). Unfortunately, this bequest includes a certain

XX–M overbearing demeanor uncurdles and reverts to a younger, more skin-wearing, chain saw sporting maniac known as Leatherface. 17-J emotionally accessible state. A state that involves a lot of wine Credit writers Adam Marcus and Kirsten Elms with taking the story drinking and spontaneous hookups, as it turns out. Poelvoorde’s in a mildly surprising direction (the Sawyers aren’t so much homi- ONTH physical performance, involving falls, crashes through walls, cidal cannibals as they are the victims of rural small-mindedness). M anuary

J crass language and comedic mugging, contrasts with Dusollier’s But discredit director John Luessenhop for giving us 3-D visuals refinement and discomfort with social impropriety. And Huppert reminiscent of Jaws 3-D: That slab of meat’s coming right for us! combines a middle-age woman’s new embrace of hedonism and One surprise: an ending that leaves us with something rare for 22 dick jokes with deeply ingrained resistance to her own bad behavior. sequels: a sense of finality. (PVH) 22 browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com

BY ZACHARY FAGENSON Toa Toa’s dim sum was offered on a check- list accompanied by a picture menu. Baked e grabbed a seat in a pork buns ($3.25) came as three golden buns beige booth at Toa Toa brushed with egg for an appealing shine, yet Chinese restaurant in they missed the balance between bread and Sunrise for a dim sum protein. Two bites in, we were enjoying the brunch and found what fluffy sweet bun but hadn’t found any meat. Wyou might at any similar eatery. On each table Stuffed bean curd skins ($3) came filled with were pairs of paper-wrapped chopsticks, set earthy bamboo shoots and mushrooms next to small plates and teacups. To the side wrapped in a gossamer shell that was crispy was a small glass jar of soy sauce, only the without being greasy. The wrappers are a by- full-sodium variety with the red top, and an- product of tofu production. When soy milk is other filled with red chili flakes fried and boiled, a thin skin forms on the surface; it is steeped in peanut oil. removed, dried, and used as a vessel for any Yet what we thought was standard, wasn’t. combination of fillings. Trying to find out where we could get solid Just as the condiments on each table varied dim sum — the traditional Chinese meal com- from restaurant to restaurant, so did the way posed of many bite-sized small plates — in diners built a meal out of 50 or more options. tage | a rt | Film | dish m usi C South Florida, we sampled three West Bro- Americans often find one thing they like ward restaurants. At nearby Pine Court Chi- and order plenty of it, according to Tam of CandaceWest.com nese Bistro, tables were set with soy sauce and China Pavilion. Meanwhile, Chinese diners Stuffed bean curd skins came filled with earthy bamboo shoots and mushrooms. black Chinkiang vine- will order a wider variety of items and lots of gar, brewed from glu- sweet stuff, like egg custards and deep-fried tossed in black bean sauce, cost the same, $3.25, thickened soy sauce gravy with just enough THE CHANCE tinous rice with a sesame balls — which here were filled with an as the deep-fried taro dumpling, with minced pepper to give each bite a hit of spice. When we TO TRY NEW smoky flavor reminis- almost gummy sweetened bean paste. pork encased in the mashed, potato-like root were done, all that remained was a bowl of THINGS IS cent of balsamic. Dim sum’s origins date back to the Silk vegetable and shaped into a small football. cleaned bones and a drop of leftover sauce. At China Pavilion, Road, a trade route spanning thousands of “The cart has hot water, so they can con- The opportunity to try new things, like WHAT GETS about a 20-minute miles across Eurasia that moved exotic, lux- trol the temperature and keep the food hot,” those veal ribs, is what gets most hooked on MOST HOOKED ride south to Pem- ury goods to wealthy Europeans. Teahouses said Pine Court manager Kaiming Deng. dim sum in the first place. Pine Court man- ON DIM SUM broke Pines, we found along the path were customary stops for trav- “When the cart comes to your table, it comes ager Deng said items like chicken feet and IN THE FIRST soy sauce and Srira- elers, so enterprising innkeepers eventually at its original temperature.” tripe became popular because there weren’t PLACE. cha sauce (a Thai hot began serving light bites during what was However, there weren’t enough carts to keep enough of the choice cuts for China’s massive sauce with chili pep- once called yum-cha, or tea tasting. The tra- up with demand, and at one point, a train of population. Not to get too philosophical, but NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH pers, vinegar, garlic, sugar, and salt) as well as dition evolved into the bustling midday meal them was lined up by the kitchen to be refilled. when history comes in an edible form, you New Times Broward-palm B each a bottle of Lea & Perrins Worcestershire in southern China and is most connected to Though the pushcarts are the “tradi- have to try it once. Sauce. None of our servers could explain why Hong Kong. Even today, many dim sum res- tional Cantonese style,” we preferred the à the restaurant had chosen those sauces. taurants proclaim their offerings as “Hong la carte method of ordering at the other two [email protected] Back at Toa Toa, Master Li Siu Hung from Kong style,” as Toa Toa had written in neon restaurants. the Lee Koon Hung Choy Lay Fut Kung Fu lettering on its façade. “[With] the carts, they make [the dim sum] Toa Toa Chinese Restaurant Association sat with other teachers and stu- Again, we found no standard for design or one or two hours ahead, and that makes a dif- 4145 Pine Island Road, Sunrise; 954-746-8833; dents eating char siu bao, steamed pork buns décor. While Toa Toa offered a clean, neutral ference,” said Tam, of China Pavilion. toatoachineserestaurant.com. Open Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday 11 a.m. to 10 p.m., Friday filled with sticky sweet diced pork encased in space with tightly packed tables and beige China Pavilion was the clear winner in the and Saturday 11 a.m. to 10:30 p.m., and Sunday a cloud-like dough. Adjacent to our table, a banquettes atop a dark hardwood floor, Pine hole-in-the-wall category. The restaurant sat 10:30 a.m. to 10 p.m. Dim sum daily until 3 p.m. Chinese family of at least a dozen shared ev- Court was cavernous. The ceiling seemed to be in the far corner of a sprawling strip mall, and erything from little bowls of steamed tripe to at least 18 feet tall, with a central tiled area we had to circle several times to find it. In- Baked Pork Buns $3.25 baked buns filled with sweetened egg custard. tagged on each corner with Roman-style col- side, it was dimly lit, with an ornate yet aged- Stuffed Bean Curd Skin $3 Chinese restaurants throughout the re- umns. A stainless-steel kitchen, puffing out looking red, blue, and gold ceiling. Two rows Chinese Mustard Greens $4.95 gion serve an almost ubiquitous lineup of dim columns of steam, sat adjacent to the entrance, of fish tanks, one filled with lobster and crab, sum classics to packed houses each after- and carpeted dining areas extended out to the the other tilapia, sat across the dining room Pine Court Chinese Bistro noon, particularly on weekends. The myriad left and right of the tiled space. Large flat- from the entrance. Soon after we sat, freezing 10101 Sunset Strip, Sunrise; 954-748- small bites, whether steamed, fried or sau- screen televisions were haphazardly hung drops of water hit our heads and splashed 5958. Open Monday to Sunday 11 a.m. to M ONTH 11 p.m. Dim sum daily 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. J téed, are most popular during lunch. from the ceiling broadcasting subtitled news. onto the table. We had to slide our table out of anuary

“Never in the evenings,” said Lok Tam, Instead of order sheets, dim sum here the path of the dripping air-conditioning vent XX–M Taro dumplings $3.25 manager of China Pavilion in Pembroke made its way around the room in stainless- before food arrived. Chicken feet in black bean sauce $3.25 17-J Pines. “Dim sum for original Chinese people steel steamer carts. One contained a variety of When the small bamboo steamers hit our ta- Soy Sauce Pan Fried Noodles $11.95 ONTH is their breakfast; they only have it in the dumplings: shrimp, shrimp with parsley, pork ble, Tam’s point was proven. Fun gor ($2.70) anuary morning or early afternoon.” and ginger, and rice crepes filled with whole came as three blue-white purses filled with China Pavilion Outside of this rule, it seemed like anything shrimps or strips of roasted pork, doused in a diced mushrooms, ginger, scallion, and tiny 270 S. Flamingo Road, Pembroke Pines; XX, 2008 goes. There are no guidelines as to how many sweet soy sauce. Others held plates of crispy dried shrimp that gave each bite a briny punch. 954-431-2299. Open Monday to Thursday 23, 2013 11 a.m. to 10 p.m., Friday and Saturday 11 steamed or fried items you should order. Some bone-in duck, fried string beans topped with The highlight, however, was the veal with black a.m. to 11 p.m., and Sunday 10:30 a.m. to sort of greens, either mustard greens or gai lan diced scallions, and clams wok-fried with a pepper ($3.50). A dish we saw nowhere else, 9:30 p.m. Dim sum daily 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. (Chinese broccoli), are usually available fermented black bean sauce. more than a half dozen slices of veal ribs, with steamed and topped with oyster sauce. Yet no Items were priced according to size. For ex- tender meat and narrow strips of fat on each Fun Gor $2.70 one will command you to eat your vegetables. ample, about five chicken feet, steamed and edge attached to a small bone, came tossed in a Veal with Black Pepper $3.50 23 23 browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com ts | o N te ts

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A SOUR FOODS, VEGGIES sonal tasting menu. t It’s that time of year again — a chance to see Fast and Casual Concept Craze: If it’s “fast” what’s in store food-wise, as dozens of publi- and “fresh” — it’s in. Think Chipotle, but with cations, companies, and agencies pin down new formats like salads, pizza, or hot dogs — celebrity chefs, food-product developers, and new cuisines like Italian or Asian. This specialty purveyors — even the U.S. culinary year, keep an eye out for the fast-cas (short for ambassador — to get their opinion on what fast and casual) to take advantage of nearly they think will be the hot new thing coming every type of ethnic cuisine. That means cus- out of the kitchen for the new year. tomizable sushi rolls, made-to-order Greek Clean Plate Charlie has dug through a pitas like the ones you can order at Gyroville multitude of trend lists (right now there are in Boca Raton, design-it-yourself pizzas, or a at least a dozen, with more to come) to high- Korean bun counter resembling Subway. light what we think will be hot in the coming The Mini-Me: Everything goes mini in 2013 year here in South Florida. — even your breakfast sandwich, dessert, and | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS |

film | Art | s | Art | music dish film Sour Foods: According to the experts at snacks. If you can fit it between two fingers, Cooking Light, 2013 is going to be a year of bit- all the better. That means a whole lot more of ter flavors. That means fermented juices, vin- the teeny-tiny finger foods like the mini-Cin- egars, and pickled foods will take center stage nabons and BK Burger “Shots” they started at the dinner table this year. Also, look for selling at Burger King. more sour in your drink. Even craft-beer com- Vegetables, Vegetables, Vegetables: Every- panies will be making brews with a sour edge, one is saying you can expect to see healthier like they do at the Funky Buddha, with its tart, dishes from chefs, and thanks to increasing de- fruit-infused Berliner Weisse-style beers. mand for healthier food — coupled with the Farm-to-Bar and Barrel-Aged Cocktails: Ac- rising cost of meat — veggies are the new hot cording to international food consultants Baum menu item. Expect flavors to be bigger and & Whiteman, this year look for fresh, local pro- bolder with smoked, pickled, marinated, and duce being served at the bar instead of the ta- mousses making their way onto the scene. ble. While the recent craze for producing They’re even in dessert. Expect to see things handcrafted and artisan cocktails can be slow like veggie-themed cakes and pies — especially

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW and labor-intensive, look for premade and bar- avocado mousse — to help make getting your

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XX, 2012 XX, Think slow-smoked meats and smoke-in- 23, 2013 23, fused bourbon drinks like the ones you’ll find ROSS CRIB YOLO FROM THE ONTH at Bobbi Sue Bar-B-Que in West Palm Beach. The restaurant is among the first to design its

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We get it: You’ve seized the day. browardpalmbeach.com Le VAL DE LOIRE Although the term has been a part of our French Restaurant & Crêperie lexicon for years now, it was popularized in Drake’s 2011 song “The Motto.” Now the rap- “Where each per wants royalties for use of the phrase. We plate spoke to Tim Petrillo of the Restaurant Peo- work of isart” a ple — the group that owns Fort Lauderdale restaurant YOLO (333 E. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Lauderdale) — to get his take on the trademark catch phrase.

Drake shot and uploaded two pictures to In- | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s Lunch weekdays, Dinner from stagram of merchandise adorned with the | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | Mondays through Saturday; Sunday during season term. He suggests the stores Walgreens and Macy’s pay up for using his “motto.” The Cove Shopping Center The rapper may be responsible for the 1576 SE 3rd Ct. Deerﬁ eld Beach term’s current pervasive usage, but YOLO has Tel: 954.427.5354 been around in pop culture since well before www.le-val-de-loire.com Drake’s rise to fame. Adam Mesh of the reality show Average Joe was the first to publicly ver- balize the term on TV back in 2004. In 2006, the Strokes used it for a promotion blitz titled “Operation YOLO” for their single “You Only Live Once,” which has had more than 16 mil- lion YouTube Hits. And in 2008, local restau- rateurs the Restaurant People opened their Las Olas hot spot. All of which happened before Drake even had his first hit, “Best I Ever Had,” off of his 2009 EP, So Far Gone. The Restaurant People are not taking Drake’s hissy fit seriously. “I think Drake say- tage | a rt | Film | dish m usi C ing that is such a joke,” says Petrillo. “Frankly, I am not sure if Rick Ross [with whom Drake did the song] didn’t get the idea from us. Ross has been eating at our restaurant since we opened in 2008. We have trademarked that name since we opened. I would really love for Drake’s people to contact me about royalties: I might have my people contact him. Even Google knows who came first.” Everyone knows, if there is one thing you don’t mess with, it’s Google. Good luck on that one, Drake. Apparently, the rapper needs to learn how to take his own advice and live life to the fullest — not whine about other people stealing a term he didn’t even coin. Here’s an idea for Drake: Let it go. SARA VENTIERA NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH New Times Broward-palm B each ▼ OPENINGS/CLOSINGS (Located between the Wishing Well THE NIGHT OWL BOCA IS & Chops Lobster Bar on SE 1st Street) NOW OPEN: BAR CATERS TO FAU STUDENTS, FANS Boca’s reputation as a place for old rich people to live out their final days on gated golf courses makes it easy to forget that the city is home to a major university. And wherever there are college kids, there’s a thirst for cheap beer and plenty of it. Enter the Night Owl Boca, a sporty bar that opened in December just minutes Now Open from the Florida Atlantic University campus. The new bar is a part of Florida Entertain-

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▼ Music Keep On Truckin’ Tedeschi Trucks Band’s Derek Trucks discusses the

BY LEE ZIMMERMAN Oh yeah. We talked about that too. We did a tour of Europe with our band where we did uitarist Derek Trucks is an ami- it by train. That’s an 11-piece band with a crew able guy, armed with a ready of 20 people. We took over a whole train car. It laugh. Then again, he’s got got rowdy a few times, and it made me think plenty of reasons to smile. He’s that a traveling festival could be fun. [laughs] the nephew of longtime Allman It sounds like you’re already having a lot of GBrothers drummer Butch Trucks. He’s amply fun. You play these incredible gigs, at the White employed, both as a regular member of the House, at the U.N., with all these incredible mu- Allmans and as co-leader of the Tedeschi sicians. You must be on cloud nine. Trucks Band, the sprawling 11-piece group he It’s been an amazing run. When we put this co-helms with his wife, blues singer and gui- band together, we definitely had high hopes for James Minchin tarist Susan Tedeschi. What’s more, when it, but it’s definitely exceeded what we hoped Eric Clapton. At one point, I was in three dif- The family that plays together stays together. Eric Clapton is looking for a sparring partner, for. It’s an amazing start. Being able to play mu- ferent bands that were touring full-time. I Trucks gets the call. To top it off, he lives with sic you love, to play with people you like being would have to listen to the records of what- home and be productive and work and make re- his wife and kids in what appears to be a per- around, is definitely hard to beat. There’s a lot ever bands I was going to play with on the cords. We’ve been fortunate, but you also have fect model of domestic tranquility. of hard work, and you’re wrangling a lot of peo- flight over just to refresh my memory a bit. to be pretty proactive to make it work. tage | a rt | Film D ish | Music No wonder, then, that the good vibes seem ple and things happen, but in the end, it’s a So how do you manage your time? You also Some people find that working with their to emanate so naturally. good day’s work. [laughs] have a family and small children? With all you spouse can be a little weird at times. Do you His band is headlining the inaugural Sun- You seem like the ultimate multitasker. At do, isn’t it a challenge? ever take the band business home with you? shine Blues Festival, which debuts in Fort My- one point, you were gigging with your own For one, it helps being married to someone It’s been a lot easier than I thought it ers, then heads to Boca Raton and St. band, you were playing who understands what you’re doing, because would be. I went into it with my eyes open, Petersburg. “We thought it would be fun to do with the Allman if Susan hadn’t been a musician and under- realizing it could cause a lot of added stress. a festival with bands that we would want to “I THINK THAT Brothers, and then Eric stood what the road takes, I don’t know if do- But I think that having a big band is almost sit out front and watch all day,” Trucks ex- HAVING A Clapton called and you ing the three bands would even be possible. like having a lot of kids. [laughs] Your atten- plains. New Times spoke with the gifted and BIG BAND IS went out on tour with She understood the opportunities and she tion is often focused on keeping things roll- fortunate Trucks about working alongside his him. How do you keep also understands it’s not a 24/7 party. [laughs] ing, and so you don’t have enough time to be wife and starting at the top. ALMOST LIKE it all straight? Do you When your wife and family are at home and annoyed with each other. New Times: How did you coordinate all the HAVING A LOT ever start a song and you’re running all over the world, it’s nice to Very diplomatic, sir. Very diplomatic. schedules? OF KIDS.” realize you’re playing know that the understanding is there. So that [laughs] But also, this group of people is so Derek Trucks: You just have to start early, the wrong tune be- helps. That’s a big part of it. And when oppor- much fun to be around. There’s always an maybe a year out or so, and you have to put a cause you got your gigs confused? tunities like that come up, you just have to take outlet, always a place to blow off mild steam if wish list together and then start at the top and Luckily not! [laughs] When you’re sur- them. Those windows don’t open often. you need to. We have two buses on the road, NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH work through it. And starting at the top doesn’t rounded by great players and you’re in that Still, it seems like a lot to juggle. so there are always spontaneous parties start- New Times Broward-palm B each always mean the biggest names; it means the space, you learn the tunes and get them in your Yeah, we really thought about it in ’06, ’07, ing here and there. It’s an unusually helpful people you really want. We were lucky. Some- head. Once the band starts playing, there’s this when it was nonstop. It was 20-something situation to be in, because there’s always times it doesn’t always work out. We were kind locomotion that happens and you get on board. countries and multiple bands, and that’s when I some kind of outlet. It’s oddly healthy too. of testing the waters with this to see if it was [laughs] A lot of times, a song will start and you decided to build a studio in the house. It was a something we can make work and make fly have this one second where you go, “Oh, shit. I matter of planning ahead and thinking, “This is [email protected] and maybe turn it into something more. don’t know if I remember this one!” But once amazing, but I can’t do this every year.” We have You could do something like in the Festival you get into it, it kind of plays itself. A lot of it is kids, and I want to be home sometimes. Even Tedeschi Trucks Band Express movie where they put a bunch of just the muscle memory that’s always there. when they’re flying out and visiting me, it’s not Sunshine Blues Festival, 11 a.m. Friday, January bands on a train and they traveled from one You definitely have to do your homework, the same as being home. So building the studio 18, at Mizner Park Amphitheater, 590 Plaza Real, Boca Raton. Tickets cost $49.50 plus fees. Call 800- end of Canada to another. That would be fun. especially when it’s the Allman Brothers or allows me to spend so many more months at 745-3000, or visit sunshinebluesfestival.com.

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| MUSIC PREVIEWS | age of the internet — that’s not enough. Sorry, Tony Jabroni. Haven’t you heard that “genre ▼ Music is obsolete” and the name of the game (see also: The only way to blip on some digital trend aggregate wormhole feed) is cross-pol- ts | N te ts | pulp Co y | N ews Big Head Todd and the Monsters lination. That’s why Emilie Autumn takes 8 P.M. SATURDAY, JANUARY 19, AT CULTURE your favorite elements of steampunk, goth ROOM, 3045 N. FEDERAL HIGHWAY, FORT fashion, the circus, pop music, and cabaret; LAUDERDALE. TICKETS COST $25 PLUS FEES. CALL hits liquefy on the genre blender; chugs them

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ge | endary ax man Robert Johnson met tion all over anyone within reach of her spew. A

t the fallen angel of light, Lucifer, at a And what else is our postpostmodern society DSouthern crossroads? And that he traded his about if not maximum content consumption everlasting soul to that heaven-defying SOB in followed by frenetically ecstatic sweat-induc- exchange for the ability to play hot-handed ing regurgitation? Emilie Autumn is a long- guitar and invent the blues? Because if the and-wide buffet table, brimming with hearty story is true, we can assume that Johnson has samplings of theater-kid bravado, Tim Bur- spent the 74 years since his death (at the age of ton-ized goth glam, Juggalo chic, steampunk 27, BTW) in total physiological-existential ag- sluttery, and the wild abandon of costumed ony as his spiritual essence is ravaged — with fanboys running loose and horny at a comic dull, Sisyphean repetition — by the eternal con. Her upcoming performance at Revolu- volcanic hellfire of the weird-ass S&M “play- tion Live promises to be a bona fide seminar pen” Satan has set up in the Earth’s core. And on mashing music genres. And jazz hands. if that’s true, blues rockers Big Head Todd and MATT PREIRA the Monsters may want to watch their asses if dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | they want to make it to their gig at the Culture Looka Looka Looka Room later this month. ’Cause they been con- ACOUSTIC SET PRESENTED BY BLIND PIG TUESDAY. 8 P.M. sortin’ with the devil too. Back in 2011, Todd TUESDAY, JANUARY 22, AT SPEAKEASY LOUNGE, 129 N. Park Mohr, his big head, a smattering of Mon- FEDERAL HIGHWAY, LAKE WORTH. ADMISSION IS FREE. sters, and some special guests recorded an al- CALL 561-540-6328, OR VISIT SPEAKEASYLW.COM. 1/16 bum, titled 100 Years of Robert Johnson, in ometimes we feel like saddlin’ up our tribute to the father of blues and grandfather nastiest steed, slappin’ a vinegar- TreeHouse! of rock ’n’ roll. The album was completely laced sneer on our already-ugly mug, composed of amplified and smoothed-down andS ridin’ off into beyond-the-sunset to live a 1/18 renditions of Johnson classics. Lucky for Todd hardened, sun-baked existence, filled with Bumpin uglies and company, Culture Room has a long his- resourceful survival, dangerous adventure, 1/19 tory of hosting Satanically inclined genres, like and booze. A lot of booze. If you share our af- gore-obsessed death metal and, uh, church- finity for the outlaw lifestyle and also hold a Jeff WHiTe and friends burning-obsessed black metal. In fact, El Dia- concurrent interest in crusty, street-punk 1/23 blo himself may make an appearance. And shenanigans, might we recommend a sip of a

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW then the Monsters can sell their souls to him lil’ somethin’ somethin’ called Blind Pig New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm pasadena to ensure North America is in for a 100-year- Tuesday. No, it’s not our latest moonshine. 1/25 long reign of blues rock. MATT PREIRA (That’s called Tragic Bowels.) We’re talking about Lake Worth’s only nightlife occasion orange Juice Emilie Autumn and the dedicated to country (dirtbag and classic), 1/26 Bloody Crumpets psychobilly, and assorted other tunes that XX, 2012 XX,

23, 2013 23, 6 P.M. MONDAY, JANUARY 21, AT REVOLUTION would be an appropriate soundtrack for both fusik LIVE, 100 SW THIRD AVE., FORT LAUDERDALE. robbing and hopping trains. Figure in rough- ONTH 1/30 TICKETS COST $14 PLUS FEES. CALL 954-449- neck Americana punkers Looka Looka anuary 1025, OR VISIT JOINTHEREVOLUTION.COM. Looka — whose Facebook status tour diary ZacH depuTy or the past six or seven decades of mentions “fucking a hole in Texas” and 17-J XX–M North American popular music, it has “drinking the whiskey bleeding from that been sufficient for creative types to smoking wound” — and from the looks of it, ONTH anuary

M Fpick motifs, a broad set of thematics, or an we’d say you done got an outlaw party on J aesthetic school of influence and then charge your hands. MATT PREIRA headfirst into the fray. But in 2000-and-fucking-13 — the overinformed, overstimulated [email protected] 28 28 561.747.8878 browardpalmbeach.com | CONTENTS | PULP NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM DISH MUSIC NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH J ANUARY 17-J ANUARY 23, 2013

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browardpalmbeach.com Ladell McClin: 8:30 p.m., $8. Bamboo Room, 25 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-585-2583, bambooroomblues.com.

FRIDAY, JAN. 18 Acoustic Night: With Dyson and the Noise, the Mad Skeleton, and Sterling, 6:30 p.m., $8/$10. The Talent Farm Studios, 20911 Johnson St. Ste 111, Pembroke Pines, 954-438-3488, thetalentfarm.com. Jim Brickman: 8 p.m., $29.50-$69.50. Gusman Center for the Perform- ing Arts, 174 E. Flagler St., Miami, 305-372-0925, gusmancenter.org. Lenine: 8:30 p.m., $45-$75. Knight Concert Hall, 1300 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, 305-949-6722, arshtcenter.org. Mike Levine Band: 7:30 p.m., $25-$40. Arts Garage, 180 NE 1st St., Delray Beach, 561-450-6357, artsgarage.org. The Machine: A Pink Floyd Tribute: 8 p.m., $20/$25. Pavilion at Seminole Casino Coconut Creek, 5550 NW 40th St., Coconut Creek. Kelly Richey Band: With Freekbass and Jyn Yates, 9 p.m., $15. Bamboo Room, 25 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-585-2583, bambooroomblues.com. Yonder Mountain String Band: 8 p.m., $22.50. Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. SATURDAY, JAN. 19 FOR ALL

NIGHT+DAY | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | | PULP CONTENTS | NEWS NIGHT+DAY Tab Benoit: 9 p.m., $28/$33. Bamboo Room, 25 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-585-2583, bambooroomblues.com. YOUR Big Head Todd and the Monsters: 8 p.m., $25. Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. Bob Margolin: 8 p.m., $25-$40. Arts Garage, 180 NE 1st St., Delray CROSSDRESSING Beach, 561-450-6357, artsgarage.org. We are South Florida’s ONLY Galactic: Carnivale Electricos Tour: With Corey Glover, Bobby Lee Company dedicated to Rodgers, and Artofficial, 8 p.m., $23/$25. Revolution Live, 100 SW your TG/CD/TS Needs! NEEDS 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, jointherevolution.net. Lil Daggers and Bonnie Riot: 10 p.m., $5. Green Room, 109 SW • Feminine Clothing Made to Fit Men BTBro NTimes 01-16-13:Layout 1 1/9/13 11:23 PM Page 1 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1030, greenroomlive.com. • Shoes to Size 16 Matisyahu: 8:30 p.m., $35-$99. Knight Concert Hall, 1300 Biscayne • All Natural Feminizing Blvd., Miami, 305-949-6722, arshtcenter.org. Hormonal Supplements Pink Martini: 7 p.m., $25-$95. The Fillmore Miami Beach, 1700 • Rhinestone Jewelry Washington Ave., Miami Beach, 305-673-7300, fillmoremb.com. • Wigs, Hosiery, How-To DVDs, Sunshine Boca Blues Festival: With Tedeschi Trucks Band, Dr. John, Makeup and So Much More Walter Trout, Sonny Landreth, Joe Louis Walker, Jaimoe’s Jasssz Visit us on the web: Band, Matt Schofield, the Wood Brothers, Big Sam’s Funky Na- tion, Sean Chambers Band, and Bobby Lee Rodgers, 10:30 a.m., www.cross-dress.com $62.50. Mizner Park Amphitheatre, 590 Plaza Real, Boca Raton, www.allheelsformen.com | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | DISH | FILM | ART | STAGE | | STAGE | MUSIC DISH FILM ART 561-544-8600, mizneramphitheater.com. WE SPECIALIZE IN ADULT SIZE The Super Fuzz: With Phantomime, 9 p.m., $5. Funky Buddha Now in a New dicreet SCHOOL GIRL SKIRTS & PLUS SIZES Lounge, 2621 N. Federal Highway, Boca Raton, 561-368-4643, location! thefunkybuddha.com. Call for details SOR, Inc SUNDAY, JAN. 20 10145 NW 46 Street • Sunrise Henrix: With DBT and Rude Boy Sven, 10 p.m., $15. Grand Central, 954-748-5855 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami, 305-377-2277, grandcentralmiami.com.

MONDAY, JAN. 21 Emilie Autumn: 6 p.m., $15/$17. Revolution Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., NEW & IMPROVED Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, jointherevolution.net. Pink Martini: 7 p.m., $25-$70. Kravis Center for the Performing Arts, VIP ROOMS 701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach, 561-832-7469, kravis.org.

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NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW China National Symphony Orchestra: 8 p.m., $25-$85. Kravis Center NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM for the Performing Arts, 701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach, 561-832-7469, kravis.org. Natalie Cole: 8 p.m., $59-$119. Broward Center for the Performing Arts, 201 SW 5th Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-462-0222, browardcenter.org.

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