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THE MICHIGAN REVIEW THE JOURNAL OF CAMPUS AFFAIRS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN 12.05.06 VOLUME XXV, ISSUE 5 Inside Will “Diversity Blueprints” Political News Suffer From a Lack of Dancing with Crackdowns in Ohio Ideological Diversity? Diversity and Michigan target Recently-formed task force de- for selecting the members of the “Diver- President Coleman’s Post-elec- signed to promote diversity, but sity Blueprints” committee. Many worry tion speech met with criticism, underage drinkers. that this “diversity” task force will suffer students remain unclear on who opposition in Ann Arbor P. 7 from a lack of ideological diversity. exactly will serve on the commit- The membership of the committee tee, and how students can get will not be determined by an application BY BRIAN MCNALLY, ‘08 ITCS focuses on worst invovled process. According to Dr. Monts, one of spam it has seen in the chairs of this committee, the first step resident Mary Sue Coleman’s post- BY JOHN O’BRIEN, ‘10 in becoming a part of this committee is PProp 2 speech on the Diag har- years. by nomination, be it by faculty, alumni, or kened back to a speech made by Winston P. 10 N A POST Proposal 2 Michigan, Pres- self-nomination. Churchill half a century ago. “We will not Iident Mary Sue Coleman is doing her From these nominations, several are be deterred in the all-important work of best to preserve diversity as a way of life. selected, and a list is sent to President creating a diverse, welcoming campus. In her speech to students on No- Mary Sue Coleman, who will have final We will not be deterred.” (We shall fight Features vember 8th, Coleman pegged the passage power over who is on the committee. on the beaches.) “Today, I have directed of Proposal 2 as a threat to diversity at Those recommended include important our General Counsel to consider every le- Pointless Classes Bog Michigan, and indicated that the admin- and relevant faculty members and leaders gal option available to us.” (We shall fight istration would challenge the measure in of student organizations and MSA. Also, in the fields and in the streets.) “I have Down Graduation, court. in the selection process, the University is asked our attorneys for their full and un- M With a far less defiant tone, however, actively seeking people of various back- divided support in defending diversity at Waste Money P. 3 President Coleman recently announced grounds. the University of Michigan. I will imme- the creation of the “Diversity Blue- Dr. Monts stressed that the Diversity diately begin exploring legal action con- prints” task force. Ostensibly, the task Blueprints task force was not meant to cerning this initiative.” (We shall fight in Fast Food on Campus, force hopes to “leave no stone unturned be an affirmative action task force. The the hills.) “I pledge that the University of as we explore ways to encourage diversity University is “beyond those who are for Michigan will continue that fight.” (We Explained; Coke within the boundries of the law.” and against Prop 2.” “Proposition 2 is shall never surrender.) Debate Makes a Serious questions remain, however. law and no one wants to be involved in Coleman’s defiance, however, was What has been unclear to many members Comeback of the student body is the exact process See ‘Blueprint,’ Page 3 See ‘Backlash,’ Page 3 P. 9 Dean Eklund Speaks on Prop 2; Bias BY MICHAEL O’BRIEN, ‘08 blindsided by the election, Eklund’s office has been preparing Opinion for the outcome of Prop 2 since an office retreat in May. HEN PRESIDENT MARY Sue Coleman took to the “Given the traditional stance of many of our faculty and The Review’s ‘Blueprint’ WDiag the afternoon after Election Day, she appeared staff,” said Eklund, “we were particularly concerned that [their] for Diversity baffled and unprepared for the passage of the MCRI. Her silence would be seen as ‘backtracking.’” This led the Dean’s of- expressions of broad policy maneuvers to preserve “diversi- fice to set up the numerous—she estimates about forty—panels P. 4 ty” on campus have evoked criticism from many on campus, in the election lead-up to give faculty, staff, and students an out- and throughout the country, in the subsequent weeks to that let for discussion. speech. Dean Eklund’s office additionally produced an open, non- Columns by Michael The widespread reaction to Prop 2 has been policy-based. partisan gathering for students to watch election returns, and O’Brien and Brian Discussions of the MCRI’s aftermath have ostensibly focused was responsible for the numerous events, from suggestion fo- Biglin on how future generations of Michigan students will be admit- rums to poetry slams, in the week and a half following Prop 2’s ted. Seldom noticed is the election aftermath for current stu- passage. P. 5-6 dents. Eklund, hired as Dean of Students in 2004, supports af- Dean of Students Sue Eklund and her office have been firmative action and “diversity” like many in the administration. shepherding students through the political drama of the past But she is cognizant of the political implications that the word ArtsR & Culture month, an often-overlooked component of the Coleman ad- “diversity” has assumed on campus over the past few years. “I ministration’s comprehensive response to November 7’s after- don’t think that is the way the University intends to speak about Book Review: White Guilt math. diversity,” she said. “In college, ideas have to be tested in every While the policymakers in University administration ap- possible way, and P. 11 peared to many—of all political persuasions as having been diversity is needed See ‘Dean,’ Page 10 WWW.MICHIGANREVIEW.COM MR First two copies free, additional copies $3 each. Stealing is illegal and a sin. (Exodus 20:15) P. 2 Serpent’s 12.5.06 yesterday? Urban’s quarterback had Review Editor Assaulted even though we beat them by 26 points in In the hours leading up to a two yard pass intercepted and re- by Newsstand South Bend. I guess that’s what happens the BCS selection show, BCS when you’re coached by a guy who looks commissioner Mike Slive turned for a touchdown, and their ICHIGAN REVIEW LAYOUT like he rolled out of bed hungover ten held a short conference call punter made the biggest play of the MEditor Amanda Nichols suf- minutes before the game, threw a sweat- with Florida Coach Urban game. Hell, they put in a 230 pound fered a concussion on Sunday night shirt and sweatpants on, and then pro- Meyer and Michigan Coach white quarterback to run the ball! after being assaulted by a Michigan Re- ceeded to run his team into the ground. Lloyd Carr. The Review view newsstand in East Hall. Nichols, has obtained an exclusive Meyer: Hey cut me some slack 20, was struck in the noggin late Sun- Congratulations to Florida Coach Ur- transcript of that call: Lloyd. I’m from Utah. I didn’t even day while attempting to dismantle a ban Meyer for whining his way into the know black people existed until about screwed-in newsstand. The injury is her BCS national championship game. Meyer Slive: Gentlemen, I’d first like to con- 2003. second such awkward injury suffered in proved once and for all that he’s like the recent years. gratulate you both on your outstand- kid in the class who gets a 95, but then ing seasons. Both of your football (Click…) “I once threw out my back while complains to the professor to raise the teams have been… doing the hokey pokey” said Nichols, grade to a 98, just so he can get an A+, Who’s that? Who just picked “I’m a mess.” even though there’s no change in his Lloyd: Nichols will continue to serve GPA. Meyer: WAHHH!!! They already took up the phone? as the Review’s Layout Editor while a turn!! It’s my turn!! They always hog chained to her desk in the office. Edi- NFL Defensive Tackle Warren Sapp re- the spotlight! I want to play! Mary Sue Coleman: We are Michi- tor-in-Chief Nick Cheolas has decided cently alleged that his food has been tam- gan, and we are diversity. to place Nichols on newsstand proba- pered with on road trips previously in his Carr: Florida coach, that was inap- tion for the foreseeable future. NFL career while playing for the Tampa propriate. Just tremendously inap- Lloyd: Mary Sue! Get off the line! “I think it’s pretty clear that Ms. Bay Buccaneers. He claims, however, that propriate. The adults are discussing football! Nichols has proven herself to be the he had not faced similar treatment while Dwight K. Schrute of our staff,” said playing for the Oakland Raiders, adding Slive: Urban, please. The decision is Mary Sue Coleman: Diveristy…di- Cheolas. “As Regional Manager, I can- “I guess they’re more liberal out here.” in the hands of the voters now. And versity…diversity…diverrrrrrrrrr not allow Nichols to be in a position For those of you keeping track at home, six computers. And our special BCS where she can harm herself, others, or please add “food poisoning” to “ways Ouija Board. Lloyd: Great. Now she’s frozen. our newsstands. Although she did take The Man keeps minorities and defensive Let’s continue while she reboots. out a Michigan Daily stand in the pro- tackles down.” cess.” Meyer: Well it’s a good thing I hooked Mike O’Brien will continue to serve A Colorado homeowners association re- up with Gary Danielson at halftime Meyer: Diversity…wasn’t that an as Assistant To the Editor-in-Chief.