Dickman, Mers Win Lile

VIRGINIA LAW WEEKLY 2017, 2018, & 2019 ABA Law Student Division Best Newspaper Award-Winner A Look Law Weekly’s Guide to PILA Auction.................................2 Alumnae Talk Pursuing Public Service Careers..................3 Inside: Pav Fire Alarm: A Poem in Six Stanzas...............................5 Wednesday, 6 November 2019 The Newspaper of the University of Virginia School of Law Since 1948 Volume 72, Number 10 1L, 2L, 3L around north Exper- grounds Dickman, Thumbs down iences: to Fall Back. ANG knows it’s Halloween not worth it to trade an hour of extra Roundup sleep for four months of SAD. And anyone who Ben Stievater ’22 Mers Win Lile Staff Editor thinks otherwise is too Sam Pickett ’21 Thornhill Wins Best Oralist bad at negotiating to News Editor 1Hell of a Halloween make it in the legal pro- Despite the actual pass- fession. ing of Halloween (making it legally Christmastime, Thumbs up pursuant to the controver- to Chipotle for sial, landmark decision in honoring ANG’s Thanksgiving v. Target, “tired law stu- 456 U.S. 293 (1997)), Friday dent” costume. ANG is night was peak ~Spooky proud that their normal Szn~ for 1Ls. Before head- decrepit look finally was ing to Bar Review and the recognized by someone as Gunners’ performance at a positive. Boylan, most of us flocked in droves to a pregame Thumbs down appropriately entitled to undergrad “Welcome to 1Hell,” the student orga- brainchild of Christina Kelly nizations for ’22 and Chance Maginness selling undersized baked ’22. Host Marcello Kilani goods for oversized prices ’22 generously provided the after Bar Review. It’s a space and set-up support, struggle for ANG to ball while FYC was kind enough on a budget while overin- to sponsor refreshments Henry Dickman ’20 and Megan Mers ’20 are the winners of the 91st Lile Moot Court Competition. Photo credit M. Eleanor Schmalzl ’20. dulging on underwhelm- with a tub of White Claws, a ing brownies. keg, and two vats of punch Nate Wunderli ’22 used, the company urged its Appeals for the Fifth Circuit— (see vodka with a splash Staff Editor customers to take protective Henry Dickman ’20 calmly Thumbs up to of juice for some color) Hushed, tense whispers measures. Upon further in- took the stage to argue for the all of the 1Ls who that proved very effective. echoed throughout the court- vestigation, Suri also learned appellant, JusticeConnect, on spent all week- The space itself, largely room (aka Caplin Pavilion). that JusticeConnect main- the issue of whether a data end in the library outdoors, was decked “All rise. Oyez, Oyez, Oyez.” tained consumer preference breach can confer injury in on their last memo. The with lights, cobwebs, fake The crowd went silent. I tried data through PrideParent, fact. Dickman argued that the bedraggled bathrobe blood, and a roaring bonfire to stand and partially tripped which includes unique device bar to standing is high where wearers showed ANG that (courtesy of co-host Ritchie over my backpack, but re- identifier information, the there is only a threat to harm, while ungraded, LRW is Vaughan ’22) to create the covered in time to give each user’s location when the app not actual harm. The harm still the bane of student’s perfect vibe for this spooky judge a slight head nod that is open, and all specific con- must be “certainly impend- existence. soirée. hopefully will win me a clerk- tent the user views. Justice- ing” and pose a “substantial The best part of it all, ship in a couple of years. The Connect sold this data to an risk” to the plaintiff in order Thumbs down however, was the creativity tension was palpable, as the advertising agency, the Chloe to demonstrate injury in fact. to NGSL playing displayed in the costumes— competitors mentally readied Company, which aggregates In this case, the harm does playoff softball you never knew who you’d themselves for what would the data it receives from not meet either of these on conjoining bump into as you both be the culmination of years several applications and uses criteria, Dickman argued. It turf fields. ANG is already reached for the coveted of hard work and preparation it to target advertisements to has been nine months since unathletic and sports-de- Black Cherry White Claws. leading up to this moment. individual users. the breach, and the plaintiffs ficient, so allstar play for Prison Mike from The Of- The background of the Suri was alarmed and de- have not alleged any actual the wrong team ended up fice, fresh off some encoun- case at issue are as follows: cided to bring action against harm or that harm is immi- being interference. Boo. ters with the dementors Plaintiff Yasmin Suri brought JusticeConnect, alleging (1) nent. There has been plenty (the worst part of prison, a class action lawsuit against that JusticeConnect acted of time following the breach Thumbs I hear), was there rubbing a social media video service, negligently in connection to take the necessary steps sideways to Lori elbows with denim-clad JusticeConnect. Justice- with the data breach, and (2) to counter identity theft (i.e. Laughlin. ANG Britney and Justin from Connect had developed an that JusticeConnect violated freezing credit cards and ob- wishes they the 2001 AMAs. Sandra application, PrideParent, the Video Privacy Protection taining new ones), so there is could’ve bought into UVA Bullock from Bird Box was that was “an advice-oriented Act (VPPA) by knowingly dis- little risk of identity theft in Law on an NGSL scholar- wandering around blindly, community for same-sex closing consumer preference the future. Studies show only ship. Charles Manson and one parents,” through which data to the Chloe Company.1 about 1 in 5 data breaches of the Cheetah Girls were they posted content includ- The District Court for the lead to identity theft. On top Thumbs down tango-ing to the tunes as ing advice regarding adop- District of Lile granted Suri’s of that, Dickman pled with to Popeyes for Sharon Tate hid among tion, IVF, and surrogacy. motion for summary judg- the court to consider the bringing back a group of penguins, and Suri decided to purchase ment. JusticeConnect then chain of intervening causes the spicy chick- some people even discov- premium content on the app, appealed, setting the stage between a data breach and en sandwich. ANG has ered that their classmates which required entering her for these advocates to shine. identity theft, arguing that heard it’s overhyped, but had dressed up as them (@ name, email address, phone After opening remarks there are too many steps in due to 29 being backed Bennett Robinsons, one of number, home address, and by the judges—Judge Jef- between to consider a data up for over an hour, ANG you left your case of Miller credit card information. Nine frey Howard from the U.S. breach “certainly impending couldn’t cut the line for Lite behind). Regardless of months before the district Court of Appeals for the First harm.” food like ANG does at whether people recognized court judgment, Suri received Circuit, Judge Alison Nathan Throughout his argument, SBA functions. all the costumes, one thing an email from JusticeConnect for the U.S. District Court the judges did not hold back was clear: 1Hell was a fun, notifying her that all of Pride- for the Southern District of as they peppered Dickman Thumbs up to much needed chance for the Parent’s premium content New York, and Judge Andrew with questions, admitting the Nationals’ 1L class to socialize before subscribers were victims of a Oldham for the U.S. Court of after the argument that one Bud Light fan. If the real spookiness of finals data breach. reason for their questioning ANG had to pay season begins. While JusticeConnect 1 This information has was to “throw him off.” They $50 for two Bud Lights, claimed there was no rea- been adapted from the prob- seemed especially concerned ANG would hang on for son to believe any sensitive lem written by Hanaa Khan dear life too. LILE page 3 HALLOWEEN page 2 information had been mis- ’20. 2 Columns VIRGINIA LAW WEEKLY Wednesday, 6 November 2019 HALLOWEEN the male half of the lyrics. After ful representation of a police continued from page 1 that, people went to Crozet for a officer. They performed smash bar review someone organized hits with entirely original lyrics, 2 PILA Auction Jacob Jones ’21 ad hoc. something entirely new for any Events Editor Even though I had already of the Law School bands. But been out on Halloween, I re- mostly, Saturday was a great Preview One Third of a Real Hallow- turned to Crozet to see Panic! at chance to wrap up the week- een Article the District Court on Saturday, end. Honorable mention to all The Law School’s annual obtuse. I feel like I would need This Halloweekend, I man- effectively being pulled back the LLMs who made it out that PILA Auctions are imminent! to explain that, like, PILA is aged to leave my apartment not into the fray.3 More importantly, night. The Live Auction will take billing you. For your pur- just once, but twice. I consider I wore the same Scooby-Doo Taylor Elicegui ’20 chases at the auction. Doesn’t th Will Palmer ‘21 this a major accomplishment costume I’ve had since 7 grade. Features Editor Staff Editor really work too well for my for a wise, elderly 2L whose And even more importantly, purposes. bones are starting to ache when there was a new Law School A Very 3L Halloween place on Thurs- Nuts.

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