The Magazine of the Artillery Clerks’ Association

Edition 19 December 2015 Raised by Royal Warrant at Woolwich in 1716 the Royal Regiment of Artillery will celebrate it's Tercentenary on 26 May 2016. In order to mark this historic milestone, a series The planned activities are designed to: Remember the sacrifices of of commemorative activities, our forebears through a Service of Thanksgiving at Salisbury Cathedral: collectively known as Royal Artillery Celebrate and parade our current equipment and capabilities at Knighton 300 (RA300), will take place over Down, Larkhill at the Royal Artillery Review: Challenge ourselves through the next few years. These activities UBIQUE 300 - a circumnavigation of the globe: Educate ourselves and will occur simultaneously to World engage with different generations through studying the battles of the past: War I centenary and Waterloo 200 Demonstrate our past and present capabilities at fire Power Artillery Day commemorations. and finally support the wider Defence commemorative events.

20th December 2015 (WWII) Gallipoli Salute & Civic Reception. Glasgow (Details TBC) (Commemoration of 5th City of Glasgow Bty).

19th May 2016 (RA 300) Service of Thanksgiving. Salisbury Cathedral (Free admission, ticketed event. Open to RA Regular, Reserve, Veterans & their families. Tickets via Chain-of-Command and RA Associations)

26th May 2016 (RA 300) The Royal Artillery Review Larkhill.

12th November 2016 The Lord Mayor’s Show London (Open to all)

13th November 2016 RA Ceremony of Remembrance The Royal Artillery Memorial, Hyde Park Corner (Open to all)

4th December 2016 St. Barbara’s Day Church Service Larkhill Garrison Church (Open to all)

12 November 2017 RA Ceremony of Remembrance The Royal Artillery Memorial, Hyde Park Corner (Open to all)

Sunday 11th November 2018 (WWI) Armistice Day Centenary The Royal Artillery Memorial, Hyde Commemorations. RA Ceremony Park Corner (Open to all) of Remembrance Foreword by Association President Lt Gen Sir Freddie Viggers KCB CMG MBE DL

It is always at this time of year, of William Shakespeare’s death, also getting on! Now I’m 64 fresh from our annual family to the 100th Anniversary of the ( remember the song?), it is holidays, that I receive a gentle Battle of the Somme to the time for me to pass the baton reminder from the Association 300th Anniversary of the birth on to another worthy man or Chairman to put together my of the Royal Regiment. Ubique woman who is ready to take the contribution for Crossed Quills. 300 will culminate with a review Association forward and enjoy I am always pleased with this of the Regiment by the Captain the role as much as I have. This opportunity because I look upon General. I hope that you all I will do in saying my farewell at our magazine, in conjunction with have the opportunity to engage our Reunion Dinner in 2016. You the website and Facebook, as a in one way or another with these will know that my own life has vital communication vehicle. commemorations in reflection and faced its own challenges and I in comradeship. I also understand have been hugely encouraged by Put together they serve to show that Paul Corker is getting married your friendship and support. I am the breadth of our Association in 2016!! sure that this will continue into the brand and highlight stories from future. Thank you, very much. our community. I hope that And of course the Association will they also serve to empower our be meeting again for its annual Finally I would like to thank all Committee and members across Reunion Weekend and Dinner at those who have had a hand in the Association take ownership of Larkhill on Saturday 18th June puting this magazine together – it the content. 2016. I hope to see as many of is a credit to you all and to the you as possible. Association. 2016 is going to be a significant year for a number of reasons – Like all the dates that we must ranging from the 400th Anniversary remember, your President is

Report by Association Chairman - Lt Col Joe Falzon OSJ BEM

It gives me great pleasure once Our Annual Reunion Weekend and In late September I was delighted again to present to you this Dinners in Larkhill and Germany to announce that Maj Gen Richard edition of Crossed Quills. I am are the formal expression of the Nugee, ACDS (PC) & DSS, had sure that this edition will help core element of our work – the accepted by invitation to take over in bringing back the nostalgic expansion of our comradeship and the mantle of Honorary President moments of our Association in companionship, The success of from Lt Gen Sir Freddie Viggers 2015 (and far beyond!) as we look the 2015 Reunion Weekend is a with effect the 2016 Reunion back on another year of progress source of pride to all – Committee Dinner. This news was met with and success. As far as I am Members and Association unanimous acclaim on our social concerned, as your Chairman, it is Members alike - as manifested media. the success of our members that in the many messages posted on I would wish to celebrate most – Facebook and our website, and On the 26th May 2016 the especially those who have recently the many photographs featured Royal Artillery will celebrate its joined the Association, those who in this magazine. Next year the 300th Anniversary. As part of have received national recognition, Reunion Weekend will be the last the celebration of this significant those who have been promoted, one organised by Ian Constantine milestone, the Royal Artillery those who have made the – we are still looking to hear from is conducting a west to east transition from service to civilian a volunteer replacement, who circumnavigation of the globe, life and those who have continued ideally should understudy Ian in which commenced in Woolwich to support and contribute to the the preparations leading up to the on 15th May 2015, and finishing wellbeing of the Association. Dinner in June 2016. at our Regimental home in Larkhill. A baton, designed to represent the Regiment’s 300 years, is Report by Association Secretary - being carried around the globe, Andy Tibble MVO MSM (former before being presented to the Captain General when Her Majesty WO1(SSM)) reviews the Regiment at Larkhill on the date of the Regiment’s Foundation. On 10th July 2015 Once again this has been yet regarding the Germany Reunion the Armed Forces of Malta (AFM) again another very busy year in 2016 will be sent out in due in collaboration with the 105th which has passed by so quickly course. Thank you also to Mr Regiment Royal Artillery ​celebrated since the production of the last Ron Holmes MSM for supplying this Anniversary with a spectacular edition of ‘The Crossed Quills’. photographs from the Reunion gun salute in Valletta. Peter The Association has been actively weekend for this edition of ‘The Gauci, one of our members, represented by our Standard Crossed Quills’. was present. The public of Bearer, Andrew Jones at various Salisbury, including a number of events throughout the UK during All Area Secretary’s were asked our members, turned out in force the last 12 months. Further to engage with all members of on the 28th June 2015 to greet details can be read later on in the Association who currently live the soldiers and officers from 32nd the magazine. On behalf of within their areas of responsibility. Regiment Royal Artillery, who were the Committee and members I The aim of this exercise was to honoured with the Freedom of the would like to thank Andrew for his re-engage with our members City of Salisbury. The Regiment, commitment in representing the and also to encourage them to currently based in Larkhill, Association at so many venues attend future dinners or at least accepted the honour on behalf throughout the year. to get some feedback from them of the entire Royal Regiment of as to why they are no longer Artillery in a ceremony held in the We had a most excellent Reunion participating. The Committee can heart of the historic city. Dinner which was held at the then address these issues in order Warrant Officers’ and Sergeants’ to improve attendance levels. I Congratulations to Mr Andy Central Mess, Larkhill on Saturday would like to take this opportunity Tibble MSM MVO who became 13th June 2015 under the to thank all of our Area Secretary’s a Member of the Royal Victorian auspices of Maj Ian Constantine for their continued support over Order (MVO) in the 2015 New RHA. The Association was proud the past year. year’s Honours List. to welcome Colonel Matthew Carter as our Guest of Honour, Sadly I have to also report of the I want to finish by thanking all and the Secretary of the Royal death of two our Artillery Clerks those who are playing their part Artillery Association, Captain Alan who has sadly passed away since in helping in building up our Solly as our guest. A full report the last report: Association – from Andrew Jones, on the Dinner by our Reunion our Standard Bearer, to the various Secretary can be read later in the Former WO2(QMS(AC)) Dennis Area Secretaries and to all of those magazine. On behalf of those Phillipson who passed away of you who go the extra mile to members who attended, I would on 21st May 2014. I was only help attract new members. like to say a big thank you to Ian recently informed of this by his for all of the hard work that he wife. I wish you all the best for put into this dinner, making this a prosperous, healthy and a most memorable evening and Former Sergeant (AC) Tom Webb successful 2016, and look forward a most enjoyable weekend. Mr who passed away on Wednesday to seeing you all again at the Ron Holmes MSM (Germany 19th August 2015. Tom was a Reunion Dinner on 18th June Reunion Secretary) organised great supporter of the Artillery 2016. a very successful Germany Clerks’ Association where he Reunion weekend that took place regularly attended the reunions in Sennelager on Saturday 28th both at Larkhill as well as in November 2015. Further details Germany when he was able too. regarding the 82nd Artillery Clerks’ He will be missed by all those Association and Reunion Dinner members who knew him. Lt at Larkhill on Saturday 18th June Col Joe Falzon (Chairman) and 2016 is enclosed with your copy Mr Chris Shuter represented the of ‘The crossed Quills’ and details Association at Tom’s funeral. The St Barbara’s Day Church Germany supporting this event them to join the Association. Service was held in the Garrison especially if you can’t make it Recruiting has currently slowed Church of St. Alban the Martyr, to the UK dinner each year. An down and I urge you all to try Larkhill on Sunday 6th December expression of interest to keep the and motivate either a formerly 2015. Lt Col Joe Falzon Germany Reunion’s going was appointed Artillery Clerk or (Chairman), Lt Col Russ Lee, raised and will be looked at by former Junior Rank Clerk’s in the Andrews Jones (Standard Bearer) Ron. Further details will follow in Gunners who has subsequently and Ken Russell represented due course. been promoted to Sgt or above the Association. The 2016 St within the AGC. A copy of the Barbara’s Day Church Service will Once again ‘Crossed Quills’ Application for Membership be held in the Garrison Church of continues to grow in size! I is enclosed within this edition St. Alban the Martyr, Larkhill on would like to take this opportunity of the Crossed Quills. Further Sunday 4th December 2016. If in thanking those Association copies can be obtained from the you live within reasonable travelling members who have contributed to Secretary. I recently wrote to all distance, please can I urge you this edition by forwarding articles Area Secretary’s regarding the to support this event and get this and photographs for inclusion importance of making and keeping date into your diary please? into this edition. Donations for in contact with those members this year’s magazine have been within their areas of responsibility The 82nd Artillery Clerks’ Reunion received from the Committee as well as encouraging them will take place over the weekend members, Andrew Jones, Lt Col to see if they could trace those of the 17th, 18th & 19th June Vic Holdaway, Steve Callaghan, members on the wanted list down 2016 at Larkhill. Further details Dick Jeavons and Alan Lowthian. for possible recruitment into the will be forwarded to all members Many thanks for your contribution. Association. I have since received by our Reunion Secretary shortly. Issue 20 of the Crossed Quills some feedback from some Area This is the only opportunity is due to be published and by Secretary’s in response to letters for all members of the Artillery the end of November 2016. I that they have sent to members in Clerks’ Association to meet up would be most grateful if you their areas. Thank you to those of over a weekend in the UK and could all look through your you have replied. therefore, it would be good to individual archives to see if you seek the support of all members have something of interest, old The following former Artillery Clerks in supporting this event each year. photographs that you would like to joined the Association during Should any members have any be published in next years’ edition. 2015: concern regarding transportation These articles, with photographs to/from the reunion, this should be should reach me by no later than Former WO2 (QMS(AC)) Harry included on your Reunion return Thursday 1st September 2016. Lomax who joined on 6th when sending them back to Ian, Please remember to forward all January 2015. Harry lives in so that we can contact you directly articles in typed script where Stratford-on-Avon. to possibly provide any assistance possible, including a CD-ROM where possible, such as car with the articles on, along with Former Sgt (AC) Dave Allen who sharing or even arranging for a any original photographs that you joined on 6th January 2015. Dave group of members to travel by mini may have. The photographs will lives in Nottingham. bus to the event. I can appreciate be returned back to you once that this might be slightly more they have been scanned onto the Former WO1(SMAC) Pete Oxley difficult for those travelling from system. who joined on 30th January 2015. Germany to the UK. If you wish Pete lives in Cheltenham. to attend, however, have transport Our current membership stands issues, then you should speak to at 210. There are currently 165 Former WO1(SMAC) Charlie Ron Holmes or myself as soon Potential New members on the Thompson who joined on 22nd as possible as we may be able to Wanted List who were Artillery May 2015. Charlie lives in York. come up with a possible solution Clerks’, but have not yet joined to ensure that you are able to the Association. I am sure that Former LBdr Jon Bevan who attend. Our Germany Reunion there are Potential Members on joined on 25th May 2015. Jon Secretary, Ron Holmes organises the Wanted List that you know of lives in Swansea. coordinates an excellent Reunion their whereabouts. I would ask Weekend in Germany every year all Members of the Association Former Sgt (AC) Dave Hamilton and it would be really good to see to make a consolidated effort who joined on 5th June 2015. those Artillery Clerks’ who live in this year to try and encourage Dave lives in Leigh near Wigan. Unfortunately, I have lost contact Roll should contact Steve as per with the following members who the details in Cross Quills or by Assistant have moved and have failed to emailing Steve at: ArtyClkProject@ Secretary’s Report notify me of their new forwarding gmail.com. Can I please urge all addresses: members to forward to Stephen by Roy Deal MBE any information; photographs that Alan Hill, Brian Bayliss, Steve you may have that you believe (former WO1(SSM)) Paton, Phillip Buckingham, Dave would be of historical interest. Smith, Chris Wood, H Hammond, The Association are also on New ties are in, good quality but Neil Ridout, Mel Turpie, Ian Facebook where a lot of daily unfortunately to cover the costs the Williams, G Williams, Budgie communications goes on. Can price for each tie is now £20 which Burgess, Ritchie Syme, Alan Foot, I urge you to visit both sites on a will cover the cost of production, Lawrence Collingwood, Dave regular basis please? On behalf etc. Please contact me if you are Larcombe and Steve Hawke of us all, I would like to thank still waiting for a tie. I also still hold Stephen for the time that he has 5 sets of cuff links @ £28.50 each, If anyone is in touch with those put into this on-going project. again orders through my e mail members listed above, grateful address [email protected] will if you could ask them to make In the meantime I would like to be fine. contact me or if you have contact take this opportunity in wishing details for them, grateful if you every member a Happy Christmas Still happy to meet any AC’s for could let me have them so that I and a Prosperous New Year. coffee if you ever visit Andover can re-establish contact with them. Please remember those members I look forward to hearing from you. and families who are ill at home Due to membership being spread and to those members of the Roy Deal over the Globe and not having in Association who are deployed Assistant Secretary my possession everyone’s e-mail on military operations during the address (or up to date one) may I festive season. Our thoughts and please ask you all to make a point prayers are with you all. of reading the Notice Board on the Association Website www. See you at Larkhill, if not sooner. artyclerkassn.org. There is no Ubique. other way I can get details of promotions, deaths, etc. to you in a timely fashion. In return may I Andy please ask you to keep me up to date with any news, promotions, deaths, award of medals, change of address including e-mail, etc..

Mr Stephen Read (Historical Artillery Clerks’ Secretary) gave those members present at the AGM at Larkhill Association Ties an update on the progress that had been made in drawing up the Artillery Clerks’ Roll which The Association tie is of a silk/ showed all of those individual polyester Gunner zig zag design Artillery HQs, Regiments and units depicting the crossed quiills and where members have served the ‘AC’ in gold. Please send a which would include details of cheue to te value of £20.00 made Chief Clerks, Assistant Chief payable to The Artillery Clerks’ Clerks going all the way down, Association to: in time, to Battery Clerks. I am glad to say that a lot of additional Mr Roy Deal MBE, information has been obtained 34 Birchwood Drive, from members. Those members Durrington, who have information to pass Salisbury, on or wish to gain access to the Wiltshire SP4 8ER. Association Committee 2015 - 2016 The North – Durham, Northumberland, Tyne and Wear, Cleveland, North, West and Honorary President Lt Gen Sir Freddie Viggers KCB CMG MBE DL South Yorkshire and Humberside. Chairman Lt Col Joe Falzon OSJ BEM Contact Brian Morgan at Secretary Andy Tibble MVO MSM - former WO1(SSM) [email protected] Assistant Secretary Roy Deal MBE - former WO1(SSM) Reunion Secretary Maj Ian Constantine RHA The Midlands – Treasurer Maj (Retd) Paul Corker Derbyshire, Nottinghamshire, Lincolnshire, Shropshire, Standard Bearer Andrew Jones - former Sgt(AC)) Staffordshire, West Midlands, Association Padre Rev Dennis Brett - former WO2(QMS(AC)) Leicestershire, Hereford and Welfare Secretary Dennis Norris - former WO2(QMS(AC)) Worcestershire and Warwickshire. Webmaster David Stotan - former WO2(QMS(AC)) Contact Steve Callaghan at Historical Secretary Stephen Read - former WO2(QMS(AC)) [email protected] The East – Hertfordshire, Regional Secretaries Buckinghamshire, Bedfordshire, Essex, Northamptonshire, Cambridgeshire, Norfolk and North Brian Morgan – former WO2(QMS(AC)) Suffolk. Contact Dave Cussell at North West Dennis Norris – former WO2(QMS(AC)) [email protected] Midlands Steve Callaghan – former WO2(QMS(AC)) East Maj (Retd) Dave Cussell The South – Oxfordshire, South WO1 (SSM) Paddy Butler Berkshire, Hampshire, Isle of West Roy Deal MBE – former WO1(SSM) Wight, Surrey, West Sussex, East Sussex and Kent. Contact WO1 London Area Andrew Jones – former Sgt(AC) (SSM) Paddy Butler at paddy. Scotland The Secretary [email protected] Wales The Secretary Northern Ireland The Secretary The West – Cornwall, Germany Mr Ron Holmes MSM former WO1(SSM) Devon, Somerset, Dorset, Rest of the World The Secretary Gloucestershire, Avon and Wiltshire. Contact Roy Deal MBE at [email protected]

The London Area. Contact with Area Secretaries Contact Andrew Jones at ajones@ bradfordswissport.com The duties of Area Secretaries in their area of responsibility and referred to as Regional report anything untoward to the Representatives in the Association Secretary, Andy Tibble. Scotland. Contact The Charter are as follows: Association Secretary, Andy Tibble All members are encouraged at [email protected] • The Recruitment of new to establish contact and ‘touch . Contact Ron members. base’ with their Area Secretary as Germany Holmes at • Maintaining an area follows: [email protected] membership list. • Coordinating travel to Reunions . - Rest of the World and other Association activities The North West Contact the Association Secretary, Cumbria, Lancashire, Merseyside, Andy Tibble at Greater Manchester and Cheshire. andytibble@ Area Secretaries should also be btinternet.com. keeping an active eye on the Contact Dennis Norris at health and well being of members [email protected] Webmaster’s Report by Welfare Secretary’s David Stotan (former WO2(QMS(AC)) Report by Dennis Norris During the Month of August I on the market requires that the (former WO2 read an article posted by Lookout attacker have physical access an enterprise security solution to the target device to install this (QMS(AC)) provider for mobile device users software. Putting a passcode on giving details of a reach of security your phone makes it that much to an Italian company called harder for them. As Welfare Secretary I am “Hacking Team” which sells pleased to report that all welfare spyware to governments and other • Don’t download apps from un- cases ongoing are currently at a organizations. - Some might say trusted third party marketplaces satisfactory state with individuals receiving the appropriate support rough justice! Following some or links online. Spyware can be of the Association. As always, of the details which emerged distributed through all of these a reminder that the committee following the security breech they means. Only download from official will consider all calls for welfare have compiled a list of useful and vetted marketplaces such as support for any Association information what you should know the Apple App Store and Google Member submitted to myself or to help you stay safe. Play. any other committee member – contact details are available on Spyware is a kind of targeted • Don’t jailbreak your device the website and in Crossed Quills malware on both PCs and mobile unless you really know what and if you are more social media devices that collects a broad you’re doing. Because jail broken savvy, you can also make contact amount of data about a person iOS devices are inherently through the Facebook group. or organization without their less protected, they are more knowledge. It then sends this data vulnerable to attack when security I am aware that in recent years to the attacker(s) who typically protection measures aren’t a vote was taken not to invite gather that data for the purpose properly enabled. wives and partners to this annual of espionage (spying) or criminal/ dinner. However, it is becoming financial gain. To finish off I would ask each a consideration that for some of member to send me a portrait our more elderly and/or infirm Just like your personal computer picture of themselves (head and members of the Association, the your mobile devices store and shoulders) as I am hoping to support of their wife, partner, access huge amounts of data and place your picture adjacent to friend or relative may facilitate that data is extremely valuable. your contact email address on the the Members attendance at So by keeping yourself protected, committee and member’s page the dinner, when otherwise this you can stay ahead of threats which I believe will be a useful would be impossible. I hope and safeguard your security addition to the site. Obviously that the committee would have and privacy. Keeping yourself if you do not wish to do so then the support of the members to protected, you can stay ahead of that’s fine. For those who would assess each case on it’s individual threats and safeguard your security like to do so please send it as a merits and agree the attendance and privacy. Malware can get onto jpeg size approximately 400x400 of an appropriate person, male your device in 2 ways: kb’s to webmaster@artyclerkassn. or female, to support a fellow org. Association Member to attend the 1. An attacker gains physical annual dinner. access to your device 2. An attacker tricks you into downloading an app via an email, SMS, or other message

Ways to protect yourself:

• Keep a passcode on your phone. A lot of spyware sold General Needs: Grants can ARMY BENEVILENT FUND (ABF) be made for a wide variety of The Soldiers Charity purposes, as long as there is a clear need which cannot be met from other sources e.g. statutory grants and benefits, local funds etc. One in five of these grants are made towards mobility aids e.g. wheelchairs, stair-lifts, special beds etc.

Current Operations Fund: Launched in 2007 by the ABF the Current Operations Fund supports soldiers injured or families of those killed as a result of their Service during the current operations in Iraq and Afghanistan. The Fund was set up as a direct response to the mounting numbers of serving soldiers and their families in great need who require immediate help. The grants cover everything from retraining a disabled soldier for a new career to providing holiday Why does The Soldiers’ Charity and training course fees and funds for a war widow and her exist? essential equipment for individual children. soldiers Support for ex-soldiers We are The Soldiers’ Charity. We taking higher education courses to give lifetime support to serving start on new careers after leaving and retired soldiers and their the Army. Help with funding families. They risk so much for us, for continuing education for the but for them, it’s just doing their children of soldiers who have job. In return, we provide financial died or been severely disabled in assistance when they are in real service. need. That’s what we’ve been here to offer for 70 years. Holiday schemes: for families under stress. Each year, more than The grants we give break down 200 families benefit from short into seven broad areas. You can breaks at Pontins and Warner read about each of these here. holiday resorts. An annual grant to the Guild of St Helena allows Annuities: to help supplement service children with special needs the incomes of older veterans or to have a holiday. their widows living alone on basic pensions. Special Funds: We administer special funds to assist soldiers Care home fees: modest top-up who have been injured while on grants to help with the cost for active service in Northern Ireland, older veterans or their widows, The Falklands Campaign or The where local authority grants are Gulf War. Dependants of those insufficient. killed in these campaigns may also qualify for help from the funds. Bursaries: to help with education The George Purse Trust provides Lt Col Joe Falzon (Chairman) and Mr and training and include: Funding grants to those who live in South Peter Gauci at Veterans Day in Malta for training colleges that help Wales and are in need of respite retrain soldiers with disabilities care.

With only a third of the year Treasurer’s Report by remaining my focus is beginning Major (Retd) Paul Corker to switch to 2016 but the fund has been balanced to the penny and it shows a healthier cash holding when compared to the same time last year. I can only thank the General committee and all members for their assistance in ensuring my Another year as a civilian!! I do not know what all the fuss is about. It was role as Treasurer continues to be great to meet many of you in Larkhill this year and I do believe it is the an easy one. Good luck and best most behaved I have been since my first event in 1983. Not even Dave wishes to all. Cussell could get me to misbehave!! 2015 has been a steady year for the Association and I am content that due to the committee’s hard work and your loyal support the fund remains ‘fit for purpose’. The transition to raise subscriptions to £10 per year has gone smoothly but I would ask all to check their bank statements and where necessary, please change your Historical annual subscription to £10. We will get there in the end. I continue to chase long-term debtors and although it is with regret that I, on behalf of you must Secretary’s Report now suspend some memberships, I think it is absolutely necessary. HMRC by Stephen Read are still dragging their heels with regards to ‘Gift Aid’ repayments but I will chase this with endeavour through 2015 and 2016. I continue to thank (former WO1 all members for their continued support to me but more importantly to the Association. The funds are healthy however, we have spent the surplus (SMAC)) which was showing in the ‘Reunion Fund’. I am content that the funds are sufficient to provide a financial service to the myriad of issues that may come Artillery Clerks’ Family tree along in 2016. Enclosed with this edition of the Main Action Areas Cross Quills members, who were Artillery Clerks, will find a report The following is highlighted for members: detailing the information held on them in the Family Tree. Can Outstanding Subscriptions - £1,635:00 members please: Mandate - 32 Members not paying by Direct Mandate Gift Aid - 12 Members failed to completed Declaration Form If the sheet is blank then no information is held on your service. Statement of Account – 31st August 2015 Please either email or post to me as much information, as you are ASSETS LIABILITIES able to remember, on:

Current Bank Account £ 1,680.26 Function £0:00 The units you served in, the Deposit Account £ 2,001:81 appointments you held and the Shop Stock £ 88:00 dates, and locations of these postings. Total Assets (A) £ 3,770:07 Total Liabilities (B) £0:00 The dates of your promotions AVAILABLE CASH (A – B) £ 3,770:07 Any information about the SMACs, Chief Clerks, Assistant Chief Clerks Summary or fellow Artillery Clerks you served with. The fund is financially strong however, there are issues I need to address, Gif Aid from the HMRC, outstanding subscriptions and converting those If the sheet contains information members who are still paying £5 annual subscriptions. about your service, please check the details and then email or post All invoices for the 2015 reunion have been settled and although the fund me any corrections, updates or reads a zero balance, the main account is strong enough to support future additions. events. Ian has ensured that the account has been well maintained. Contact details are at the end of this article. North West Area Secretary Report 2015 by Dennis Norris former WO2 (QMS(AC)) Artillery Clerk anecdotes

The service of most Artillery Clerks was active, colourful and often The BAOR Reuinion at Sennelager arrival that there were numerous funny. To try and capture a flavour on 18th October 2014 was well RA ties and badges in attendance of the lives we led I proposed represented by the North West and that during the service, there at this year’s AGM (and it was with Willie Wallace and Robbie were standing room only. It is passed) that the Association Astick joining Dennis Norris at the always great to see that the adage start to gather anecdotes from Dinner. An excellent reunion and “once a Gunner, always a Gunner” members that could build a record dinner was provided in the NATO continues right to the end. The of our service. Can members Sergeants’ Mess in Normandy brother was particularly moved please email or post to me the Barracks followed by the usual by the attendance of so many ex anecdotes they have. Do not festivities in the bar where the servicemen who attended – even be concerned if you are unable beer, the stories and banter though no one actually served with to write great sagas; very, very flowed to the early morning. Willie him or knew him. few people are authors. Please Wallace had booked the early send me whatever you can, I will ‘red eye’ flight out of Paderborn The 86th? Artillery Clerks’ Reunion type it up, send it back to you for to Manchester on the Sunday Dinner took place at Larkhill on checking and then, once the text morning and it was a close run Saturday 13th June and most of is agreed, find a way of publishing thing whether he would need to the usual North West stalwarts the story to members. fly back still fully kitted up from the attended. Unfortunately, Willie dinner. Personally, I had booked Wallace, one of the North West Artillery Clerk historical the early evening flight, so after Regulars was unable to attend resources joining the remaining AC’s with this year, but we hope to see him hangovers on the Sunday morning at the next reunion – although he If member hold any documents, to an excellent ‘full English’ at the did send some funds that helped articles or photos that might be of Hussair in Sennelager with copious the port to flow well into the after historical value to the Association cups of coffee, said my farewells dinner speeches. Paul ‘Geordie’ can they please let me know so at a more leisurely pace before Corker, who has recently moved that I can arrange with the owner travelling to Paderborn airport for to the North West (Southport area) to either take the original into the return trip. Unfortunately, due was in his usual good humour as the care of the Association (if the to a problem with the local flight, I we discussed getting together for owner wishes to donate it) or to ended up stranded in Munich for a game of golf as he is now the obtain a copy. Items of interest the night in a local hotel courtesy Secretary of Hesketh Golf Club. include: Seniority rolls, promotion of Lufthansa. Dorothy is still Although the North West is usually orders, posting orders, photos, convinced I had met up with Martin well represented at the reunion magazine articles, course nominal ‘Jock’ Meek in Sennelager and dinners, it would always be great rolls etc, etc decided to have an extra night on to see more individuals and if the ‘strip’! anyone would like to attend, Contact details: but are having difficulties with On 13th March 2015 I attended transport, please feel free to make Email address: ArtyClkProject@ the funeral of an Ex Gunner at contact with myself through the gmail.com Warrington Crematorium. A website to discuss how we can call had been put out on the RA help as an Association. Postal address: Association Facebook page to Mr S Read, support this funeral as the ex 22 Canada Rise, Gunner had passed away aged Market Lavington, 89 with only one brother living Devizes, and no friends. The local ex Wiltshire, Servicemen’s club, who had been SN10 4AD asked to help pay for the funeral, were concerned that the service would be sparsely attended. I was very pleased to find that on my ARMY ORDER 54 OF 1903

Pay and Promotion of Clerks, Royal Artillery

EDWARD R.I.

A.O.54 WHEREAS We deem it expedient to amend the regulations relating 18 April to the pay and promotion of soldiers employed as clerks in Our Royal Artillery; Artillery 1903 3038

OUR WILL AND PLEASURE is that all soldiers who may hereafter be permanently employed as clerks in Our Royal Artillery shall form a section to be called the Artillery Clerks’ Section, and shall, from the 1st April 1903, be paid and promoted as follows:

Rank Pay Class for Allowances.

1ST DIVISION s. d. On Promotion from the Warrant Officer 5 6 16 2nd Division

2ND DIVISION

On promotion from 3rd Company Sergeant Major 4 0 17 Division. After 3 year’s service with Quarter Master Sergeant 4 6 16 pay at 4s per day. After 3 year’s service with Quarter Master Sergeant 5 0 16 pay at 4s 6d per day.

3RD DIVISION

On appointment Acting Bombardier 2 0 20 After one year’s service in Bombardier 2 6 20 the division After 2 year’s service with Corporal 3 0 20 pay at 2s 6d a-day. After 2 year’s service with Sergeant 3 6 19 pay at 3s a-day.

No increase of rank or pay under this article shall be allowed, unless specially recommended by the officer under whom the non-commissioned officer is serving.

Given at Our Court at St. James’s this 21st day of March, 1903, in the 3rd year of Our Reign. By His Majesty’s Command,

Sr. JOHN BRODRICK

(Extract by kind permission of the Royal Artillery Institution) Artillery Clerks’ Association Charter

General

1. The Association, entitled the “Artillery Clerks’ Association” was formed at Woolwich on Saturday 7th March 1998. This Charter is being adopted to guide its activities. The Charter may be changed at any time by the Committee to reflect the wishes of the Association members.

2. The Aim and Object of the Artillery Clerks’ Association is to promote comradeship amongst its members, both serving and retired and to provide a focal point for all members of the Association. The Association is essentially an old comrades association of former Artillery Clerks, either serving or retired.

3. The Artillery Clerks’ Association is affiliated to and is a Branch of the Royal Artillery Association (RAA). All members of the Royal Artillery Association will be granted life membership of the RAA on acceptance.

Eligibility

4. Full Members. Full membership of the Association is open to any former Artillery Clerk in the rank range from Sergeant to Warrant Officer Class 1, either serving or retired. Membership may also be granted, with the recommendation of a former Artillery Clerk or member of the Association, to clerks who served in the Royal Artillery in the rank range from Gunner to Bombardier, and have subsequently been promoted to Sergeant in the Adjutant General’s Corps.

5. Honorary Membership. Honorary Membership of the Association is specially designed to cover the widows and relatives of deceased Artillery Clerks. Other special cases of honorary membership will be considered on merit by the Committee and voted upon by the Committee and voted upon by the members at the Annual General Meeting (AGM). Honorary members may not vote on matters voted upon at the AGM.

6. Authorization. Membership of the Association may be sought by anyone under these rules. In the event of there being some doubt regarding application, the Artillery Clerks’ Association Committee will arbitrate. The Association Committee has the right to refuse any application for membership, or cancel any existing membership, for example, for disciplinary reasons.

Purpose

7. The specific purpose of the Association is to provide:

a. A focal point for comradeship, largely through periodic reunion of:

(1) A formal Annual Reunion Dinner. (2) An informal Dinner to be held at a frequency and location to be decided by the Committee, to include wives, girlfriends and widows. (3) A very limited welfare service. This essentially means that the Artillery Clerks’ Association, in promoting contacts between members, provides a network through which help can be given to any member. The focus for this activity within the Association is the Secretary.

Organisation

8. The affairs of the Artillery Clerks’ Association will be overseen by the Artillery Clerks’ Association Committee. The Committee will meet at intervals decided upon by the Chairman, and will comprise of:

a. President (Honorary).

b. Chairman. c. Secretary. Responsibilities cover:

(1) Association Membership.

(2) Correspondence.

(3) Providing a focus for the Association’s welfare work and links to the RAA.

(4) Production of a periodic newsletter.

(5) Coordinating the activities of the Area Representatives.

d. Treasurer. Responsibilities cover:

(1) Maintenance of a bank account entitled the “Artillery Clerks’ Association”.

(2) Accounting for all the finances of the Artillery Clerks’ Association.

(3) Presenting a Statement of Account to the Committee (as and when required) and annually at the AGM

e. Regional Representatives. Responsibilities cover:

(1) The recruitment of new members.

(2) Maintaining an area membership list.

(3) Coordinating travel to Reunions and other Association activities.

Areas covered are:

(1) Northern Ireland. (2) Scotland. (3) Wales. (4) The North West consisting of Cumbria, Lancashire, Merseyside, Greater Manchester and Cheshire. (5) The North consisting of Northumberland, Tyne and Wear, Durham, Cleveland, North, West and South Yorkshire and Humberside. (6) The Midlands consisting of Derbyshire, Nottinghamshire, Lincolnshire, Shropshire, Staffordshire, West Midlands, Leicestershire, Hereford and Worcestershire and Warwickshire. (7) The East consisting of Buckinghamshire, Bedfordshire, Essex, Northamptonshire, Hertfordshire, Cambridgeshire, Norfolk and Suffolk. (8) London Area (9) The South consisting of Oxfordshire, Berkshire, Hampshire, Isle of Wight, Surrey, West Sussex, East Sussex and Kent. (10) The West consisting of Cornwall, Devon, Somerset, Dorset, Gloucestershire, Avon and Wiltshire. (11) Germany. (12) The Rest of the World.

9. Additional members of the Committee may be appointed by the Chairman as required, for example, Reunion Secretary and Assistant Secretary.

Fees

10. Membership fees are to be determined by the Committee. There is to be a fee to join the Association and the annual renewal fee.

11. Fees are to cover the costs of administration, including telephone calls, postage and stationery.

12 . Reunions are to be self-financing, that is, those attending are to meet the full cost of all activities of the Reunion. Artillery Clerks Association - Members list as at 31st December 2015

Sparky Allen Jim Findlay Tim Mathews Dougie Silver Dave Allen Ron Flemmings Tresh Matthews Tony Skinner Alf Alvin Graham Flint Ken May Bob Smith Richard Ancliffe Alan Foot Tommy McCarthy Dave Smith Al Artley Foxy Fox John McDermott Brian Smith Alan Ashcroft Peter Gauci George McLachlan Snowy Snowdon Robbie Astiot Martin Geddes Paul McMahon Phil Spencer Brian Bailey Ian Grant James McNamara Mark Spring Pip Bailey Mick Grenham Martin Meek Trevor Spurr Derek Baldry Ian Groom Tony Meek Will Stirman Brian Bassett John Haddock Eddie Mills David Stotan Brian Baylis Colin Haine Tam Millsip Dave Straw Taff Bellis Ted Hall Hauke Michelson Andy Sykes Chris Berry Dave Hamilton Brian Morgan Ritchie Syme Jon Bevan Graham Hampton Bill Morland John Taylor Martin Birch Gary Harland Ian Morris Mark Testi Dave Boulton Adrian Harrison Andy Moss Mark Thorington Peter Bradburn Chris Harvey Tony Mott Charlie Thompson Denis Brett Steve Hawke George Mould Andy Tibble Graham Brown Phil Hayes Paul Mudd Gordon Timmis David Brown Phil Headford Richard Nichol Trig Tregower Phil Buckingham Martin Hedges Dennis Norris Frank Trimby Titch Buckley Marty Hester Tony Nuttall Steve Truslove Budgie Burgess Alan Hill Andy O’Neill Mel Turpie Martin Butler Geordie Himlin Pete Oxley Dave Tyler Paddy Butler Joe Hoggins Steve Paton Gary Tyson Steve Callaghan Vic Holdaway Jim Peggie Dave Vesty Iain Campbell Ron Holmes Roy Penhallurick Freddie Viggers Walter Carney Paddy Hope Nick Perkovic William Wallace Rob Clarke Richard Horner Paul Perry Dick Walmsley Lawrence Collingwood Stu Hunt Joe Phelps Daz Ward Ian Constantine Mick Hutchinson Alan Phillips Ken Ward Paul Corker Geoff Hyatt Dennis Phillipson Ron Waterfield Stan Cornwell Geoff Janik Chris Piper Andy West Mike Cottrell Dick Jeavons Eddie Platts Ronnie Whelan Bob Cowan Bill Johnson Jim Pottle Geoff Whitby Dennis Crawford Mick Johnston Garry Prottey Wills Williams Kev Crump Andrew Jones Steve Prowse Jeff Williams Peter Currie Ted Jones Derek Ralphs Ian Williams Dave Cussell Derek Kelsey Steve Read Mick Williams Colin Davidson Clive Knaggs John Reynolds Alan Witts Paul Davies Ralph Lalabalavu Howard Richardson Chris Wood Steve Davies John Lane Neil Ridout Al Wood Roy Deal Dave Larcombe Des Riley Woody Woodford Pete Deverall Russ Lee Jim Roast Robert Worley John Dewberry Ray Lewis Brian Rose Den Wright Ray Dickinson John Lindley Arthur Rowell Bill Young John Dixon Harry Lomax Ken Russell Jim Doran Alan Lowthian Alan Sawdon Membership stands at 210 Paddy Ennis Leon Lyall Vince Scott Roger Essex Peter Lynch Steve Seymour Sid Evans Dave Manchester Mike Shellard Ted Fairbrass Adam Martin Chris Shuter Joe Falzon Tony Martin Sid Siddall WANTED for membership of the Association

John Adams TH Fairweather Maurice Metcalfe RVM Walker Ron Allen Vic Ferguson Eric Miller Bob Walkinshaw Peter Allwright PE Field Ken Moore Nigel Waring Jimmy Anderson Clif Fields Pete Murphy LS Warren Ron Anson Dick Finch John Nicholas Kev Watkins Dave Askham Dave Fisher Bill Ogilvie Fred Westwell Robbie Astick Keith Garbett Gil O’Mallo Chalky White Bob Barber Derek Gauci John Osman Chris Williams Gary Barker Les Gillard Dave Parkinson TC Williams Baz Barry Chris Gluning Bill Pattison Tony Wilson Ron Baynes Paul Green Ken Peacock Brian Wolstenholme James Bond Mike Greening Duncan Pettit Malcolm Wynn Dave Boswell John Haddow Peter Petts Adrian Boxall CJ Hamley Clem Pooke Ron Bristo Bob Hagen Nick Powell 165 Potential New Dave Brookes Brian Harrington John Pratt Members Alan Broomhead Terry Hart Len Price Tom Browne Ted Harvey Mick Price Plus any member of the Dave Burfitt Adrian Hawker Fred Pulfer AGC(SPS) who served in Paul Buxton Bill Heaven Mick Regan the Gunners as a clerk and Tom Carmichael Andy Holder Ron Reid has subsequently been Stuart Carnegie John Hopkins Graham Roberts promoted to Sgt or above. Fred Carroll Mick Hopkins Dave Robertson Jeff Carter Steve Hoyle P Robinson Mick Carter Eric Hubbard Tom Rooney Les Carton Pete Hubbard Jim Rostron Merv Chadwick Derek Hughes Dick Scatcherd Chris Chamberlain Tony Hunt Mick Scaife Bill Charlsworth Tab Hunter Dave Scott Dick Cliffe Jim Hutch Syd Simpson M Collinge Pete Hutchinson Martin Smith Andy Collins Brian Hyland Alex Stelfox S Cornwell Alan Jeffery Colin Stephenson Fred Cullingford Chris Jones Bill Tasker Alan Cosgrove Steve Jones Jock Stewart Sandy Cran Bob Kindness Joe Stockhill Keith Creswell Jack Knott Trevor Stokes Harold Deacon Steve Jukes Dave Stoneham John DeMaria Kev Keast Paul Stratton Pat DeMaria Trevor Kemish Roy Swann Jim Diamond Dick Kibble Bernie Swift Derek Donovan Alan King Derek Taylor P Drury Roy Kinsley Tom Taylor Mick Dunn Dave Langstaff Graham Telford Dave Dunn Steve Lee Bob Thompson Mel Durrant Mark Lindsay-Smith Harry Thompson Roger Escott Derick Lund Frank Thorne Karl Ezard Mick Lynch Jimmy Treanor Steve Edgeley C McCusker Dave Townley Paul Evans Steve McKenna John Turner Paul Fairbank Alistair McKenzie Harry Waldron Minutes of the Annual General Meeting held at the Central Sgts’ Mess Larkhill, Saturday 13th June 2015

1. Opening Remarks by the There were no matters arising from contribution of the two main driving Chairman the Minutes of the Annual General forces behind the Reunion, Ian Meeting held on Saturday 7th June Constantine and Andy Tibble, who The Chairman opened the AGM 2014. have both got hugely busy day by welcoming everyone to Larkhill jobs. and the Central Royal Artillery 5. Chairman’s Report Sergeants’ Mess, and extended He went on to congratulate Andy a special warm welcome to The Chairman once again thanked Tibble, who was invested with his the overseas visitors. He also everyone for supporting the MVO the day before. welcomed Charlie Thompson, Reunion weekend. He added Dave Allen, Pete Oxley and that whilst it was pleasing to The Chairman concluded by saying Colin Haine who were attending see that the attendance list was that the annual effort to publish the Reunion for the first time as similar to last year, in spite of the and circulate “Crossed Quills”; new Association members. He change to the original date and together with the upkeep of our hoped that everyone would enjoy the distractions of long journeys website, control of our finances; the evening and that it sets the and bad weather here and there. Standard Bearer representational foundation for the newcomers to He added that it was sad to have work, keeping up the Germany want to attend future reunions. to record that Graham Brown and Reunion; getting to grips with our Tom Webb were not able to attend Historical records and archives, are The Chairman pointed out that due to ill health. The Chairman all commitments and roles which there was quite a long Agenda to said that Mike Johnson was an need to be acknowledged. get through, and then went on to inspiration to all – and thanked urge everyone to contribute as him and Mary for making the long The Chairman once again thanked much as possible to all debates. journey from Scotland. everyone for their continued support. 2. Apologies for Absence The Chairman said that he was delighted that General Sir Freddie 6. Secretary’s Report There were 19 apologies for Viggers would be attending the absence, the majority of which dinner. He informed the members The Secretary, Andy Tibble were listed in the Reunion Dinner that he has kept the General up MVO MSM made the following Menu Card. to speed with the health and comments: wellbeing of the Association with 3. Approval of the Minutes of regular updates. He added that Membership the Annual General Meeting held this year the search for a Guest on Saturday 7th June 2014 of Honour has been fraught with The membership of The Artillery frustration and at times despair. Clerks’ Association currently The Secretary said that the However, the Committee were stands at 210. Last year the total Minutes had been circulated in pleased to confirm that Colonel stood at 205. advance via Crossed Quills (Issue Matthew Carter, former CO of 18) and that it was not intended 5th Regiment had accepted the New Members to read them at the meeting. invitation to join us, together with A proposal by Bill Young and Captain Allan Solly, Membership Former WO2 (QMS(AC)) Harry Mick Grenham to confirm that Officer of the Royal Artillery Lomax who joined on 6th January the Minutes were a true and Association, as our guests for the 2015. Harry lives in Stratford-on- accurate record was CARRIED evening. Avon. Unanimously. The Chairman concluded his Former Sgt (AC) Dave Allen who 4. Matters Arising from the report by publicly thanking all joined on 6th January 2015. Dave Minutes of the Annual General the Committee Members for all lives in Nottingham. Meeting held on Saturday 7th the work they do throughout the June 2014 year. He singled out the significant Former WO1(SMAC) Pete Oxley Crossed Quills them to attend future dinners or at who joined on 30th January 2015. least to get some feedback from Pete lives in Cheltenham. Items for Crossed Quills Issue them as to why they are no longer No 19 are to be forwarded to participating. The Committee can Former WO1(SMAC) Charlie the Secretary by Tuesday 1st then address these issues in order Thompson who joined on 22nd September 2015. The Secretary to improve attendance levels. May 2015. Charlie lives in York. urged members to put pen to paper and to send in articles that The Secretary went on to thank Former LBdr Jon Bevan who they would like published along all of the Area Secretary’s for their joined on 25th May 2015. Jon lives with any photographs that they continued support over the past in Swansea. may have. All photographs would year. be returned as soon as possible Former Sgt (AC) Dave Hamilton on receipt. St Barbara’s Day Service who joined on 5th June 2015. Dave lives in Leigh near Wigan. Recruitment St Barbara’s Day Service will be held at Larkhill in the Church of Deaths Attention of all Members was St Alban the Martyr on Sunday drawn to the importance of 6th December 2015. The Service Former WO2 (SQMS) Dennis recruiting new members. will be followed by lunch in the Phillipson who died on 21st May Sgts’ Mess. Further details will 2014. Standard Bearer follow in due course, however, all members, especially those living Honours & Awards. The Secretary informed those close to Larkhill were encouraged present that our Standard Bearer, to attend. The Secretary urged Andy Tibble MSM (Secretary) Andrew Jones had been very anyone who was considering became a Member of the Royal busy over the past 12 months attending to inform him as soon as Victorian Order (MVO) in the 2015 representing the Association at the possible so that he could reserve New Year’s Honours List. following events: places at the Service and in the WO’s & Sgt’s Mess for lunch Promotions. Nothing to report. 7th December 2014 – St Barbara’s afterwards. He pointed out that Day Service availability for lunch is always were Membership – Wanted List. 26th April 2015 – Gunner Sunday very limited. (Royal Hospital Chelsea) The Secretary explained that 1st May 2015 – UBIQUE 300 7. Assistant Secretary’s Report there are currently 168 potential Launch (Fire Power Museum, members listed on “The Wanted Woolwich) The Assistant Secretary, Roy Deal List” who were former ‘Artillery 10th May 2015 - VE Day with the MBE, informed those present Clerks.’ He urged everyone to RAA High Wycombe that he would continue to assist look through the list which was Due to attend: the Secretary with the drive to published in the recent ‘Crossed 15th August 2015 – VJ Day with recruit new members to the Quills’ to see if they recognise the RAA High Wycombe Association and would be happy anyone who might be living nearby, 8th November 2015 – RA Service to get a network of Civil Service and then to try to encourage them of Remembrance at Hyde park Artillery Clerks together. He invited to join the Association. Corner. those members wishing to place 6th December 2015 – St Barbara’s an order for ties or cuff links to Change in personal details Day Service, Larkhill contact him direct on either [email protected] or The Secretary asked to be kept Area Secretary’s [email protected] informed of any changes of rank, address, telephone numbers, email The Secretary mentioned to those Stock sold since last Reunion addresses, awards etc, etc. All present that all Area Secretary’s 2 ties and 1 Set of cuff links/lapel members present were asked to had been asked to engage with Pin. send their current email addresses all members of the Association to the Secretary. who currently live within their areas Stock held of responsibility. The aim of this Ties: Nil stock. exercise is to re-engage with our Cuff links/lapel pins – 4 on hand at members and also to encourage £28.50 each Ties. Ian Constantine proposed have not paid us since 2013. Our The cost this year was £315:09. and David Stotan seconded that take continues to be £1.25 for This includes personal accident a new order for 25 x woven silk every £5 individuals contribute. cover for the Chairman, Secretary, Artillery Clerks’ Association Ties The Treasurer urged all members Treasurer, Reunion Secretary, be placed as soon as possible at to complete a Gift Aid declaration. Standard Bearer and Regional a price of £17.83 + vat as soon The Treasurer said that he was on Secretaries. as possible. This proposal was the case. put to the vote and CARRIED Shop. There are nil Association unanimously. Suspensions. In accordance Ties in stock. There are 4 sets of with the Association’s policy on cuff links and lapel pins @ £28:50 Treasurer’s Report suspension, the Treasurer has each. written to all members who have The Treasurer, Paul Corker, made not paid their subscriptions for RAA Draw Tickets. Annually the following comments: a period of 3 years. There are we support the RAA Draw by currently 48 members shown as purchasing tickets. This year we LIQUIDITY STATE AS AT ‘suspended’. purchased £100:00 worth. Each SATURDAY 13th JUNE 2015 member has been allocated a ASSETS Treasurer’s Updates. All members ticket with the remainder held by Cash £41.50 are reminded of their subscriptions the Association. within the Crossed Quills and at Current Bank Balance £4074.47 the AGM. They are also invited to Richard Horner proposed and Deposit Bank £2001.54 join the mandate system and gift John Taylor seconded that the Balance aid. `Treasurer’s Report is accepted. Shop Stock £114.00 This proposal was put to the vote Debtors. Subscriptions are £10 and CARRIED unanimously. Total Assets (A) £6231.51 annually and should be paid on or close to 1 January. As directed 9. Welfare Secretary’s Report. the Treasurer has issued a letter LIABILITIES to members requesting their The Welfare Secretary, Dennis Function £2532.03 payment. To date 2 members Norris informed those present that have decided to terminate their all on-going welfare cases were Total Liabilities (B) £2532.03 membership. currently at a satisfactory state with Available Cash £3699.48 individuals receiving the appropriate (A-B) Mandate. The Treasurer urged all support from the Association. He members to pay by mandate as pointed out that the Committee He particularly emphasised that: this would ease and simplify the would consider all calls for welfare administration burden. support for any Association Subscriptions. Non-payment: Member submitted to himself or up to year 2014 was £1,045 and 2014 Income and Expenditure any other Committee member – for 2015 is £1,025. For 2015 65 Report (As at 31st December contact details are available on members paid only £5:00. This 2014) submitted to the RAA) the website, in Crossed Quills and total is dropping as members through the Facebook group. change their direct debits. Total A copy of the report which was debtors are £3,070:00. submitted to the RAA, signed by He went onto say that he was the Chairman and Secretary was aware that in recent years a vote Mandate. 76 members are available at the AGM for members was taken not to invite wives and not paying by the Standing to examine. In summary, the partners to the Association annual Order Mandate. Members are declared end state was: dinner. However, it is becoming a continuously encouraged to consideration that for some of our subscribe by this method. Income £1349:03 more elderly and/or infirm members Expenditure £ 608:29 of the Association, the support Gift Aid. The Fund has received GPF £+740:74 Excess of of their wife, partner, friend or a total of £2,374:81 from the income over expenditure relative may facilitate the Members Inland Revenue. There are 56 attendance at the dinner, when members who are yet to join the Insurance. The insurance for the otherwise this would be impossible. gift aid scheme. Annual income fund is valid until 31 Mar 16 It is He hope that the Committee is approximately £150:00. HMRC placed with Towergate Wilsons. would have the support of the members to assess each case There have been a number of Chairman on it’s individual merits and agree interesting articles in past editions of Lt Col (Retd) Joe Falzon OSJ BEM the attendance of an appropriate Cross Quills in which people have Secretary person, male or female, to support talked about their experiences. Mr Andy Tibble MVO MSM a fellow Association Member to Any contribution, however short or Assistant Secretary attend the annual dinner. simple, would be most welcome. Mr Roy Deal MBE Treasurer Dennis Norris proposed and Mr Those members who had Maj (Retd) Paul Corker Mick Grenham seconded that the information to pass on or wished Reunion Secretary second paragraph in the to gain access to the Roll should Maj Ian Constantine RHA Welfare Secretary’s Report above contact him as per the details in Welfare Secretary is accepted. This proposal was Cross Quills or by emailing him at: Mr Dennis Norris put to the vote and CARRIED [email protected] Historical Secretary unanimously. Mr Stephen Read 11. Germany Secretary’s Report. Webmaster 10. Historical Secretary’s Report. Mr David Stotan The Germany Secretary, Ron The Historical Secretary, Mr Holmes MSM informed those Ron Holmes MSM proposed and Stephen Read made the following present that he would be running Bill Young seconded this proposal. comments: the 2015 Germany Artillery The proposal was put to the vote Clerks’ Association Reunion. This and was CARRIED unanimously. Due to a change of job within the would take place at Sennelager MOD and other factors he had not (Senne Hussar) on Saturday 28th The Secretary also stated that the been able to do as much as he had November 2015. Details will follow position of Area Secretary South hoped over the last 12 months. He shortly on Facebook, email and had become vacant due to Mr highlighted the following: calling letter. Graham Brown stepping down after many years in this position Artillery Clerks’ Family tree. The 12. Reunion Secretary’s Report and that WO1 (SSM) Paddy Buler family tree currently holds details had agreed to join the Committee of 428 Artillery Clerks. There are, The Reunion Secretary, Ian as Area Secretary South however, many current members Constantine, gave a comprehensive who have not submitted any briefing on the format of the John Lindlay proposed and information. He added that he will Reunion Dinner and the evening. Mick Hutchinson seconded this discuss with the Chairman and proposal. The proposal was put Secretary whether it would be Afternote: to the vote and was CARRIED possible for him to send out, with unanimously. the next edition of Cross Quills, The Reunion Secretary briefed either individual members career that there would be an anticipated The Secretary also stated that the histories or, where none exist, a underspend due to overcharging position of Area Secretary London form to complete and return to following the introduction of Pay as had become vacant due to Mr provide information. You Dine in Larkhill. Unfortunately Steve Truslove stepping down after it was established that the overall many years in this position and Association History. The Committee costs of this year’s Reunion had that Mr Andrew Jones had agreed is reviewing its history archive. come in more than originally to join the Committee as Area Those members holding any planned following an increase in Secretary London documents or photos relating to accommodation fees (tied in with the history of the Association were PAYD). This new situation would WO1 (SSM) Paddy Butler invited to forward them to the result in there being no change to proposed and Dennis Norris Historical Secretary. Arrangements the cost of the 2016 Reunion. seconded this proposal. The will be made for original documents proposal was put to the vote and and photos to be copies and then was CARRIED unanimously. returned back to the originator. 13. Election or re-election of Committee 14 Any other Business Experiences as an AC. It would be of interest to gather, for the future, The Secretary stated that the a. The Chairman informed those information about the personal present Committee wished to present that the Committee had experiences of Artillery Clerks. remain in office as follows: been looking at the format of future Reunions away from the military environment at Larkhill. 81st Artillery Clerk’s Reunion and The Committee had come Association Dinner, Sergeants’ Mess to the conclusion it would be possible to run a formal dinner Larkhill Saturday 13th June 2015 at slightly a higher cost that we currently pay for now, the cost of accommodation and bar would In time honoured tradition, the night with a number of first time be significantly much higher. The 81st Artillery Clerks’ Reunion attendees getting a proper taste of Chairman went on to say that gathered in Larkhill on Friday 12th what the association is all about. the Committee would continue June 2015 to get the weekend to look into alternative options off to a proper start. Turnout for The main event of the weekend and would welcome any details, the Friday evening was good with kicked off at 1700 hours on along with a breakdown of costs, over 20 members making the Saturday 13th June with the from members who attend other effort - including our Secretary Annual General Meeting, followed Reunions etc. Andy Tibble who had to hot foot it immediately by the formal from Buckingham Palace following photograph to mark the event. b. It was agreed that a survey his investiture as a Member of Members were pleased to see would be carried out, probably the Victorian Order. The Friday General Freddie, our Honoury linked to the next edition of evening was, as ever, a fun President, looking fit and strong Crossed Quills or on-line, to produce fresh evidence from the membership on the preferences touching on future formats of the Reunion weekend, including the dinner. It is hoped that the findings will be incorporated into a report to be presented at the next AGM. c. John Lindlay recorded a vote of thanks to the Artillery Clerks’ Association Committee and members for all of the work that they had done on behalf of the members over the past 12 months. d. Ian Constantine announced that he is due to leave the Army in 2017 and therefore, as a result, would relinquish the appointment of Reunion Secretary after the 2015 Reunion Dinner. He just wanted to make his intentions known early so that the Committee had sufficient time to identify a replacement.

15. Date of Next Meeting

The next AGM will take place at Larkhill on Saturday 18th June 2016.

Andy Tibble Secretary and were also pleased to welcome the Guest of Honour Colonel Friday Evening Matthew Carter Following Pre-Dinner Drinks attendees made their way to the Dining A Room, taking their seats to accompaniment of the Sandhurst Silver Band Brass Quintet led by Jonathon Bowden. The meal was up to the usual high standards of Head Chef Sam Lynch with the service provided by the Mess Staff under Mess Manager Zoe Soane also first class. Our time at the table was capped by an excellent speech from the Guest of Honour, who managed to provoke many memories as well as a number of rye smiles. B The evening finished in the normal manner, with the gathered C members pulling up a sandbag and swinging a lantern! For many this is the best part of the weekend, where old friends can get together over a pint and relive the best (and the worst) times of their exalted military careers. It was pleasing to see the Guest of Honour enjoying himself so much D and push it out until last orders!

As ever I will finish by imploring all members to make the effort for the 2016 Reunion, scheduled for the weekend of 18th June 2016. E Please support the Association and ensure the future of the Reunion in the Sergeants’ Mess.

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The Royal Artillery Clerks’ weekend and having our partners Association Germany 2015 with us added a nice touch of weekend took place in Sennelager. flair to the occasion which I wish Partners where invited to the to repeat next year. Although dinner as requested by popular originally planned for 20 attendees, demand at the last AGM in Larkhill. in the end we had 13 at the table Also a first, for the first time since and had a thoroughly enjoyable we re-started Germany re-unions dinner and made enough noise for in 2006 (suspended since 1992), double that number. we chose a venue outside the wire (the NAAFI run Messes were Hauke Michelsen (German simply too expensive for small equivalent of a WO1 (SMAC)) groups). The Senne Hussar is a is to be congratulated as he pub on Thun Strasse at the back has just been informed by the of Normandy Bks and proved itself German Ministry of Defence to be an excellent location and Awards Committee that he is to venue for small dinner parties. Run be awarded the “Bundeswehr by Mike Hirst, former QRH Sgts’ Verdientskreuz in Gold” for his Mess manager we had an informal outstanding contribution and dinner with all the table trimmings services to the German Army over of a full regimental dinner with a the last 40 years. Similar to our top notch three course meal with MSM. A big well done to Hauke. all the wine and port you could drink for 35 Euro.

I gave the Gunner Grace to start the proceedings and Mike Hutchinson gave a gallant toast to the ladies during the meal. The loyal message and toast was given and I read out some of the messages from absent friends. We also had a very nice message from General Freddie, extolling the importance of keeping these re- unions going and wishing us all a smashing weekend in Sennelager. Hauke Michelsen kindly brought a bottle of ‘Artilleriefeuer’ which has become the traditional tipple to toast absent friends. All attending gave a resounding sign of appreciation to Mike Hirst, his good wife Jane and staff for their service and efforts in ensuring we had a wonderful evening. Left side: Kev Lane, Sylvia Lane, Kadja Holmes, Ron Holmes, Jane Wills, The NATO Sgts’ Mess kindly Bob Smith provided rooms free of charge Head of table: Mick Hutchinson which made it easier on the Ride side: Robbie Astick, Marc Astick, Hauke Michelsen, Irene Michelsen, pocket. Overall it was a really nice Pete Deverall, Kevin Cooney A year in the life of Royal Artillery Clerks’ Standard Bearer 2015 by Andrew Jones (former Sgt (AC))

I have been the Royal Artillery Working my way from Uxbridge Clerks’ Association standard bearer the last stop on the underground in for the past 15 years. West London to Woolwich in South London carrying the standard and I am very honoured and privileged a small back pack through the to hold this very important London in the rush hour on the role within the Artillery Clerks’ London underground, is quiet and Association. adventures journey!

I try my best to attend as many I finally made it to Woolwich on functions and engagements as time. The Kings Troop, The Royal possible throughout the year. Artillery Band, and all Regiments of the Royal Artillery sent a contingent During the year from 1st Jan 2015, for this parade. I have carried out the following: This was a historic and unique Sunday 26th April 2015. Gunner opportunity to take part in the march back to the Royal British Sunday Royal Hospital Chelsea celebrations of 300 years of the Legion. This is followed by a drinks I am always pleased to attend Royal Regiment. The parade went in the bar and lunch. After lunch Gunner Sunday at the Royal well and the weather was good to they had music and started playing Hospital Chelsea. The parade is us, this was followed by lunch. all the old songs from the 1940s, a held in main arena of the hospital. great day was had by all. There is an inspection followed by Sunday 10th May 2015 & a church parade. We then retire to Saturday 15th August 2015. The Sunday 8th November 2015. bar with the Chelsea pensioners for 70th Anniversary of the end of I will be attending the Royal Artillery a few drinks. the Second World War VE & VJ Remembrance Parade at Hyde Park Day corner. This year while at the curry lunch, I I had never been to Flackwell was introduced and met members Heath War Memorial before in High Sunday 6th December 2015 I will of the Royal Artillery Association Wycombe. This is a very well kept be attending St Barbara’s Day. If Branch from Flackwell Heath & war memorial with flowers and very any members who live in the local High Wycombe. well kept areas. The war memorial area wold like to attend, you are is in walking distance of the Royal then welcome. This is only about 30 miles from my British Legion. All the standard home along the M40, they asked bearers form up here and march to if I would to attend there VE & VJ the war memorial. Here the padre parades to mark the end of World and the mayor and all the local War Two. people watch the parade. There is lots of laying of wreaths and a two Without no hesitation, I of course minute silence with a bugle, we then accepted, by the way I had already had a couple of pints of beer by the time they asked me!

Friday 1st May 2015. Ubique 300 Launch Royal Arsenal – Captain General’s Baton (CGB) This was a long day and very early start! I had to be up early to be at St Barbara's Day Service at Larkhill Woolwich in front of building 40 at on Sunday 6th December 2015. Lt the firepower museum complex for Col Joe Falzon (Chairman), Mr Ken 1000 hours for rehearsals for the Russell, Mr Andrew Jones (Standard parade starting at 1100 hours. Bearer) and Lt Col Russ Lee Farewell 26 Regiment, hello HQRA 3 Division by Lt Col Vic Holdaway

The Regiment returned from Once the drivers and gun numbers accommodate everyone. The disembarkation leave at the end were suitably trained it was on to Regimental ops room and office of August 1963. 159 (Colenso) troop and battery training, creating were on the first floor. The ground Battery was rescued from even more chaos on the local floor held the officers’ and suspended animation and the roads. Then it was Christmas and sgts’ messes, the guardroom, regiment was brought up to we all went on block leave. armoury and medical centre. strength. One new arrival was The cookhouse and soldiers’ Major (QM) Charles Camies, former 1964 started with a shock. The accommodation was outside OIC RA Clerks School. Once we regiment was put on standby as under canvas. The remainder of had unpacked and organised the Spearhead Reserve unit, ready the area was the vehicle park and RHQ offices we got into UK office to move at short notice. Gunnery chopper pad. Extra vehicles had mode. We were under command training was abandoned and we been drawn from theatre reserve to HQRA Eastern Command. went into infantry and IS mode. provide ration and fuel supplies. The call came in mid-February. Horseshoe Barracks had an olde We were allowed to take a limited The next four weeks were spent worlde feel about it. We shared number of landrovers/trailers and patrolling in the Area in an attempt the barracks with the military staff a restricted amount of freight. The to stop the Greeks and Turks of P & EE Shoeburyness. Their vehicles went to RAF Lyneham from killing each other, not totally working day was governed by ahead of the main body. Q Mov successfully. Besides the routine the tide and they wore a strange pre-checked the regiment which office work there were floods of uniform from another age. We was then loaded by chalks into returns to be rendered twice daily, on the other hand, had left UK coaches which wended their usually by radio as we only had wearing battledress and returned was to RAF Lyneham where one telephone on the Cypriot to be issued with combat dress Brittania and Hastings aircraft system. This was totally insecure and boots cobbly wobbly. The awaited. The Adjutant and I were and unreliable and at one point WOs and Sgts Mess was shared on the last flight and flew out was cut off altogether. The Greeks with the P&EE Staff, including on 23 February. After a night in also had a habit of blocking WRAC senior NCOs. They did not Polheimedia Transist Camp RHQ the road with farm machinery take kindly to having their tranquil was sent off to Western Cyprus to at irregular intervals. The RAF life disturbed by raucous men. find somewhere to set up camp. provided a Sycamore chopper to Initially single WOs and Sgts were We found a large house on the bypass the blockage and move accommodated in World War 1 outskirts of Ktima that had been mail, hospital patients etc. huts adjacent to Shoeburyness ransacked by the Greeks. The train sidings. Not the quietest Turkish owner was more than Overnight on 26/27th March the of places but, once the mess happy for the British Army to United Nations took over. On 26th accommodation in barracks had occupy his house. 16 Battery were March we received the daily abuse been upgraded, life became more almost opposite in an old police from the local school children. On civilised. We of course found station. 159 Battery occupied 27th March, with UN Flag flying time to explore the delights of some buildings in the copper and our UN berets on show we Shoeburyness and Southend. mines at Polis and 17 Battery were cheered! At about this time I remained in reserve in the transit was warned for posting to HQRA Once RHQ was sorted out we camp. 3 Division in August on promotion settled into a rather pleasant to WO1 (SMAC). With the advent routine. In the meantime the gun 26 Regiment came under of UNICYP HQ 3 Division became batterys were getting to grips with command HQ Western Area, UN HQ. HQ Western Area was the 5.5 inch gun and the roads which was basically HQRA 3 dispensed with and HQRA 3 of Essex were cluttered up with Division enhanced with troops from Division returned to the UK. In the Matador gun tractors and 3 ton the Divisional Signal Regiment. process the CRA, Brig D Crane vehicles, all bearing ‘L’ plates. The Areas were under command had fallen out with his Chief Clerk, Individual training for TARAs, HQ 3 Division located in Nicosia. WO1 (SMAC) Les Higgs, so my signallers etc was also underway. The Turkish house could not posting was brought forward. training. The other two regiments were under command. At a later date 7 Parachute Regiment RHA came into the fold. As Chief Clerk I looked after the CRA and BMRA, whilst WO2 (QMSAC) George Milburn looked after the DAA&QMG and SC (A).

I had barely had time to work out who did what before the BMRA, Major Mike Perkins, announced that HQ3 Division had been allocated a LCT for beach landing exercise. In the absence of Divisional HQ we would do it. The Divisional Signals Regiment’s MTO was not best pleased at the RHQ 26 Regt Ktima, February 1964 news as he had to waterproof RA Records found a relief for me main HQ building. HQRA was assorted Landrovers and trailers. in remarkably quick time and a heavy a top heavy organisation. However on the appointed day we rather bemused Mike Greening CRA, BMRA, DAA&QMG, Staff embarked at Portland and sailed arrived. After a weeks handover Captain, WO1(SMAC), WO2 to Worbarrow Bay and did our and farewell visits to the gun (QMSAC), NO clerks, one TARA, beach landing without disaster. batterys I left 26 Regiment on 10 one store man, four drivers and After bivouacking overnight on April after almost 12 years as Chief one batman. The CRA was also Lulworth Ranges we returned to Clerk. After rescuing my kit from Commander Bulford Garrison but, Bulford, single vehicle running, by Shoeburyness I went on 7 days thankfully that came with its own various routes decreed by the BM. leave before reporting to HQRA staff. As Division HQ was in Cyprus Clearly life in HQRA 3 Division was 3 Division in Bulford. Following a we were also Rear HQ 3 Division. going to be interesting. A new CRA weeks takeover from Les Higgs I The Divisional artillery consisted of - Brig John Goddard arrived in was promoted WO1 (SMAC) on two Light Regiments, a Medium September, HQ 3 Division returned 1st May 1964. Regiment and a Light Air Defence from Cyprus later in the year and Regiment. The Light Regiments we ceased to be Rear Div. HQ. HQRA were the poor relations of were under command of their After the Admin Inspection season HQ 3 Division. We occupied two respective Brigades but HQRA was over we stood down for World War 1 huts away from the was responsible for their technical Christmas.

1965. Early in the New Year a new GOC - Maj Gen ‘Monkey’ Blacker took over. He decided that Divisional HQ and the Signal Regiment needed sharpening up. A minimum of two one hour PT sessions per week and regular route marches over roads and cross-country were the new regime, in which the GOC was an enthusiastic participant. HQRA was responsible for organising practice camps, particularly the CRA’s exercise. Over the next few years I renewed my acquaintenceship with Salisbury Plain, Sennybridge, Otterburn, WO2 George Milburn, WO2 Don McCormack, Mrs Milburn, Mrs McCormack Okehampton, Stanford PTA and WO1 Vic Holdaway at 5 Lgt Regt Farewell Ball, 22nd May 1964 and some new areas including Germany, Northern Ireland and Garrison loaned the GOC a well there was a week long adventure Libya. There were also some equipped office truck, complete training exercise, walking the private arrangements between the with bed. We also borrowed a Pennine Way, mainly through the CRA or BMRA and landowners. In ration truck and water bowser. The Yorkshire Dales, led by the Staff September The BM and I went on latter was essential and provided Captain who’s map-reading skills exercise with HQRA 4 Division in enough water for the basics, but were somewhat eccentric. In Germany to sharpen up our non- not enough for showers. I won’t go August I had two weeks leave and existent skills in nuclear planning. into the more mundane problems returned to Northern Ireland to This was followed by an exercise we encountered but I was thankful walk the Mourne Mountains. We in Libya. The GOC had decided that we had managed to find a had a change of CRA, Brig Drew he needed a Tac HQ and annexed slot in one of our vehicles for the Bethell, one of my former COs HQRA, beefed up with officers, Divisional Catering Adviser, an in 26 Regiment, took over. Major drivers, signallers etc from Div expert in field cooking. On return David Archibald had already taken HQ and the Signal Regiment. The to Bomba there was a stampede over as BMRA. In September a CRA and DAA&QMG remained for the sea. Before returning to the rather too energetic PT session in UK as Rear HQ. The Sappers UK we had time to visit the Roman put me in hospital for 2 months had built a very comfortable camp ruins of Cyrene and Appolonia, whilst the doctors tried to decide at Bomba on the shores of the then it was back to Bulford, and what the problem was. Apparently Mediterranean Sea, complete normal business resumed. torn stomach ligaments don’t with an old World War 2 air strip. show up on X-rays. However I was However, on arrival the GOC 1966. In April 39 Infantry Brigade let out for two weeks sick leave decreed he wanted to be where in Northern Ireland were having and returned just in time to go on the action was, hurried recces a major exercise and HQRA was Christmas leave.

1967. The year started with a 5 mile cross country route march. Most of the year was spent wandering around the UK on exercises. Some were in conjunction with 38 Group RAF. Besides the usual training areas RAF airfields at Benson, Keevil, Leconfield and Driffield were all on the visiting list. Late in the year I was informed that I had been selected for a QM Commission in the year 1968/69. WOI(SMAC) John Lane was due to be commissioned in early 1968 but, unfortunately, failed his medical and I was brought forward. GOC's TAC HQ Libya WOI(SMAC) John Diamond took over from me in January 1968 followed. We also had to draw designated as Exercise Control, and I went off on a QM Course up a long list of stores needed to with enhancements from Divisional where I entered an alien world of supplement our light scales kit. HQ and the Signal Regiment. We storekeeping and accounting. So These were signalled to Cyprus flew with our vehicles from RAF ended my career as an Artillery and arrived within 48 hours! We Benson to Nutts Corners Airfield in Clerk. Ironically, six years later I left Bomba and moved inland to Co Antrim in Argosy aircraft “below ended up as a Section Officer a site on top of a hill which was radar height”. We were based in in RAMRO, responsible for all more to the GOC’s liking. The Lisburn, the regular occupants Nuclear Regiments, Heavy and fact that it was solid rock make were bog-trotting further North, Light Air Defence Regiments and erecting our 6’x6’ shelters and for the next three weeks. When the dreaded 100 List of batmen, assorted other tent age nigh on not required for duty the BM housemen, grooms etc who impossible. Thank goodness for organised sports and mobile map remained on the strength of their sandbags, filled miles away and reading exercises, i.e. swanning regiments but were employed transported up the hill. HQ Tobruk around the countryside. In June elsewhere. My tour also included the move from Foots Cray to York. cannot hold a candle in truth to in 12 years and if the stories I am One of our brand new clerical staff those who honor our pages with hearing from families are correct, was ex WO2 Mike Greening. He their recollections of service and Vic you will be shocked. I do recall was rapidly move sideways to time as an AC. I guess I truly enjoy spending some time while growing become Chief Clerk. the recollections of fellow ACs up playing Rugby with some of the more than I would a best seller by Fijians and Lala one and Lala two Would I do it now? No, there are any other author. Sometimes we were two I genuinely recall with no serving Artillery Clerks now. can see of truly wonderful awards fondness, I also recall the sadness that we would otherwise not be a few years later on. Anyway aware of, the recent MVO to Our Vic, the Horseshoe Barracks Andy is one such, truly wonderful are now nothing as you may and tremendous moment that we recall, in fact it took away quite a The Crossed Quills would otherwise not have been mountain of memories in our 30 privy to. I still recall being present minutes’ drive round. The main 2014 when Ron Holmes was notified as gates are there but now bollards by Steve Callaghan receiving the MSM in the Birthday block entry, you enter either by Honors, priceless. Such wonderful the “New Barge Pier Road” or (Former WO2 memories, wonderful times for alongside the old West Gate recollection. Read on and there is entrance. There has been quite a (QMS(AC)) my friend Dennis Norris, picking up considerable amount of residential a second LS&GC Medal, would we builds done, so much so that the have known if not for the Crossed Old Clock tower is still there as is Yes, it is himself again; typing Quills. I seem to recall not having the parade square; some of the away for all that he is worth for the a pint to celebrate, perhaps Dennis soldiers’ accommodation blocks Crossed Quills Magazine. I must and I will put that right in 2016. are all now converted into flats admit that when I first received and others demolished and now the Magazine, I did what I always I am totally at fault as I suffered houses, the stables have gone do and quickly skimmed through an intrusion into my then email and houses built, the old Barrack the pages and pictures contained account, in which I had opened Church remains, but now close by therein. I thoroughly enjoyed the up contacts with my Midland AC is the New Hinguar School build moments of AC memories that the Members, I had to completely within the grounds, there is also pages unfolded for our eyes, and delete the system and therefore a Sainsbury Local. The Cricket also to make a mental note to read lost the list of AC members within Pitch and clubroom remain all areas more deeply at a later date. my area, in early 2014 and have other areas have been built on. never recovered. If you are still The few houses that were once at 300 years 2016 for the Regiment, there, please feel free to contact Hilly Marsh have been demolished although in truth it is really 300 me on the email as registered and a mini estate has been built. years for ‘The Royal Regiment on the website. Maybe we can There is currently a battle going of Artillery’ and one we should organise something on travel for on as they also wish to build on all look to embrace. Sue and I the 2016 and 300 years dinner. I the Gunners Park area, the old were recently pleased to be able would not wish the AC Reunion rifle ranges but now a Gunner to celebrate with the Gurkhas to come to a halt, although, yes Memorial area, they have already here in Nuneaton when they had with dwindling attendance it may cut across is with the two new a wonderfully moving celebration well become a reality. But then I entries I mentioned earlier. This day which enabled them to lay am a pessimist or should that be a battle has been ongoing for two a memorial and most wonderful realist or a whateverist? years or so. The old Cambridge tribute to mark their 200 years of Hotel outside the Barracks, has service to our Queen and Royal So reading on I then came to been converted into a really up Family. Vic’s rendition for the Quills, it market swish hotel/pub indeed. I was somewhat nice to know that very much doubt that I will ever The stories that unfold with these the turmoil with the Horseshoe feel the call to venture down pages are wonderful, and a true Barracks that I got to know as Shoeburyness way again. testimony to the memory and a young lad of ten coming on recollection of those AC members eleven was all down to Vic and who recall the same. It somehow 26th Regiment moving into the seems as if I have led the sheltered Barracks. I am about to go home life of an AC, in that my memories to Shoeburyness for the first time A (Junior) Artillery Clerk - Getting the timing right? by Dick Jeavons (former WO1(SMAC))

I don’t remember much about the to hear, he always carried a stick, know me, there were hundreds Winter of 1972. Having finished a big one. of uniforms, Junior Leaders and near the top of the course I would Permanent Staff on camp. I’d be going to work in RHQ for a Despite my brisk marching, RHQ never been in trouble, we’d never while, before being posted to my didn’t seem to be getting any been introduced and I’d not first ‘adult’ unit. closer, but Jerry’s lair was. I knew I spoken to him during my time at was heading in the right direction, Bramcote. He had addressed me RHQ was somewhere I’d never but still wasn’t sure which way once, from a distance, during a been into, only seen, dozens of to go. I would have to stop and Saturday morning drill parade on times, near the main gate. All ask someone. Strangely there the square, but I didn’t think he’d I knew was that it was where was no-one about. Then I noticed remember the ‘Right Marker in the important people worked and movement ahead, I focused. I’d Centre Squad of the Rear Ranks’. that I wasn’t allowed to use the only ever seen him at a distance, It was inevitable that the RSM and front entrance. Filled with some but I instantly registered that it was I were going to meet now and trepidation and a mild dread I the RSM (WO1 H J Smith) and he there seemed no way I could avoid marched (bog chaining) down was heading my way, aaaarrrgh!! it, but I was no rodent. towards the RHQ. I knew where the building was, but had no idea WO1(RSM) Smith was pristine, his ‘Hello, Good Morning, how are of the route to the back door, or shoes were like mirrors, his uniform you?’ What the ……? The soft how I would get in. fitted, was always immaculate and gentle and welcoming voice had razor sharp creases, in exactly greeted and surprised me, it However, I was confident ‘cause the right places. The weak Winter certainly wasn’t the RSM’s, it I was a TARA, albeit on my way sun glinted on the brass work on came from the hitherto unseen to gain some experience in my his stick - much bigger and shinier Miss Whittle, the WRVS lady, who newly acquired secondary trade. I than Jerry’s - he was striding had walked up a smaller path to was also a member of Alanbrooke out with vigour and purpose, my left. I executed a swift halt Troop, 39(Roberts) Battery, which I directly towards me - I imagined but before I could respond to the had constantly drummed into me, terrified, suicidal rodents throwing greeting, a voice from 10 yards was the best troop in Bramcote - themselves on the traps rather away boomed out ‘Good Morning who was I to argue with my Troop than encounter him. Miss Whittle’ - that was certainly Sergeants (Trevor Beswick and the RSM. Without breaking his Les (The Lad) Heliwell) - but more I was the sort of soldier the RSM step and in the same breath he importantly I was a Mustering dined on for breakfast, he was barked ‘Junior Gunner Jeavons, Gunner. All in all, being just over 6ft still advancing and closing in my don’t stand there talking, get tall, I was a relatively big cheese in direction, at speed. The thoughts yourself down to RHQ, you’re these parts!! that I was exactly where I was late’. My right arm twitched, but supposed to be at that precise I resisted the urge to salute, ‘Yes I passed the Medical Centre, moment and that I was heading Sir’ I responded and set off again continuing down towards RHQ to where I had to be, never even for RHQ. Damn, he did know my on the left. I could see the Guard entered my head. I was transfixed name (how?), I’d certainly be for it, Room, down the incline and over by the incoming RSM who must whatever ‘it’ was, at some point in on the right. I really didn’t want have had me square in his sights the future. to be too close to it ‘cause that’s by now. Was my beret straight? where ‘Jerry’ ruled the roost. My belt brasses shiny? - they were I wasn’t late. According to the Bombardier ‘Jerry’ Dransfield was gun metal - phew!! Haircut? - two clock on the tower it was 0850 hrs the RP Sergeant (I was never sure days ago, by ‘Ken Dodd’ the and I had to be in RHQ for 0900 how that worked, as he was a ‘Regimental’ barber. Was I smart, hrs, so the RSM was mistaken Bombardier), he was bright and marching correctly, were my boots and infallible - but I certainly shiny (well his kit certainly was), but bulled enough (toes AND heels)??? wasn’t brave enough to take an very loud and constantly used lots opportunity to tell him!! Junior of words my mother wouldn’t want The RSM wouldn’t, surely couldn’t, Gunner Paul McMahon came marching (bog chaining) towards Clerk’s office, as I waited to go in, up; in fact it was totally awesome me, ‘I’ve been send to find you I heard a clock chime 0900 hrs - I just standing next to it. They do and you’re late’ he said. We wasn’t late!! fire this on occasions, but we marched together down the hill, in missed that event. Seeing how silence just in case the eyes in the I marched smartly into the office, the Gunners filled their days during back of the RSM’s head, or ‘Jerry’ halted in front of the polished a back in time enactment was spotted us talking whilst marching. wooden desk, stood to attention also fun along with the charging I sure we would have been hauled and announced in a loud and clear and firing or an assorted range of in, even for breathing through the voice that I was ‘24247287 Junior muskets showing the development wrong nostril. With RHQ only 20 Gunner Jeavons, Alanbrooke of the gun and rifle. The pool at yards away and the clock showing Troop, 39 (Roberts) Battery, Sir’. the hotel was refreshingly cold, but 0852 hrs, I wasn’t late!! ‘Oh yes Even though my right arm twitched the hot showers alongside soon you are’ explained Paul as we again and a robotic voice inside warmed you through, ready to lie entered RHQ by the back door, my head said ‘Halt - 2 - 3 salute’, back and catch some of the Sun. ‘0900 hrs really means 0845 hrs’ I over-rode them and didn’t - I - did it, or was he just siding with also decided not to confirm ‘Pay Sue and I were also honored the RSM? and Pay Book correct, Sir’. The to be able to take part in the somewhat bemused and smartly Remembrance Sunday parade and Paul, having been on the same uniformed man on the other side so suitably dressed and attired, course as me and having worked of the desk stood up, looked Peter collected us from our hotel in RHQ for a whole day, had been me straight in the eyes and told and off we went. The day is instructed to show me around me that he was ‘Bond, James somewhat of a blur and Peter was when I arrived and get me in to see Bond’….really? chuffed to be asked to be the RBL the Chief Clerk. I was impressed Standard Bearer for the day. This by the interior of the building, was followed by a lunch meal, a all was smart, the corridor was little extra sightseeing and then carpeted down the centre with Remembrance back to the hotel to pack ready burnished tiles on either side, there for our return flight the next day. I were healthy looking pot plants Sunday Malta 2014 have to say, we enjoyed the meal, everywhere, pictures, shields and by Steve Callaghan but oh so glad that we gave the memorabilia on the walls, there delicacy of garden snails by the was a brightly lit cabinet full of (former potful a miss for the more refined sparkling silver trophies. It was palates amongst us. generally quiet and comfortably WO2(QMS(AC)) warm, all seemed ordered and Thank you Peter, you made our calm, there was a familiar smell Sue and I had been looking for stay and Sue’s birthday celebration of polish and the window brasses somewhere nice to spend a all the better indeed. (my daily job back in the block), holiday and also to celebrate her gleamed. 60th birthday. We settled on Malta and also invited her sister Paul swiftly gave me the tour, to join us as well. It was to be an pointing out the RSM’s office - I extremely fun filled holiday and we shivered, even though I knew he were blessed to be able to see wasn’t there, but thought I might some sights others do not, that is be in the near future, to answer for without the local knowledge. So ‘it’ - then the Adjutant’s (Captain I am sure that you can imagine Starmer-Smith, apparently always our absolute delight to have Peter involved with Rugby - or was that G as our island friend and guide. his brother?). The CO’s office was We had booked a very nice hotel next, the door was open but Lt which as it turned out we would Col Budd wasn’t in. I remember it actually be staying very close to looked spacious, the carpets and where Peter lived and he kindly furniture were very plush - one arranged to pick us up for a day day I’d have an office like that!! I and we would have a sightseeing don’t recall the 2IC’s office (or even tour of some Island spots. It was who he was) but I must have seen brilliant. We also got to see the it. Then I was outside the Chief 148 ton Artillery Cannon close Is there life after Artillery Clerk(ing)? What did you do after the Army Dad? by Alan Lowthian (former WO2 (QMS(AC))

Came the day when I was formally international conferences and had been repaired if and when informed that I was being made large important dinners. The talks they had failed/broken down. redundant as the emphasis was between Ian Smith and Robert There are a set of very specific being switched to less facilities Mugabe were held there. regulations appertaining to the management and more ‘intelligent We duly said our piece and left care and maintenance of all types client’ (don’t ask!) portfolios. The our costing proposal. I was called of lifts which must be carried out company car was handed back a few days later and told we had at particular times during a lifts and I started the job hunt again in won the bid and would I like to lifetime. These comprise monthly earnest now. The FM grapevine manage the job? Another Grade inspection and tests to ascertain came in handy. An engineering 1* listed building – but what a the safety of the ropes or hydraulic consultancy (FHP) who I had place! The house was closed equipment, door safety edges, employed at Somerset House during the summer and we had to door locks, car travel and safe was looking for someone to carry schedule all redecorating, repairs, stopping systems. As well as out data collection of systems major servicing during this time regular ‘grease and oil’ checks. in properties where there was – four months. There are some All this must be recorded in the lift a timing device. There was a large golden columns in the main log which has to be available for fear that come the millennium hallway flanking the sweeping the annual safety inspection by changeover all digital and some stairs and they are covered in real an independent engineer. He can other timers would throw a gold leaf. They were retouched order the lift taken out of service ‘wobbly’ at 000000 and lock every year and it is a specialist job. too if there are any deficiencies or up or shut down or worse. So We used the company who gilded if he deems the equipment unsafe. I had some temporary work in the Albert Memorial outside The So no pressure. This is when I had London and the SE. I visited many Albert Hall. Fascinating watching a disagreement with the client’s buildings in the 3 – 4 months them ‘float’ the gold leaf off the house manager – a dragon of a of the contract from Margate backs of their hands and onto woman, who thought she knew it to Maidstone and all over the the columns. The real cut glass all and her word was law! I had to metropolis. I wont bore you with chandeliers had to be taken apart show her the regulations regarding any detail but it kept me busy and and cleaned very carefully! The the use and care of lifts – which paid well; also I was able to keep really large one in one of the rooms she dismissed as all red tape and ears open for other work. had to be lowered down to access not relevant to Lancaster House. it. We decided to check the wire I was not prepared to have my We had employed a Project rope holding it up and do a load reputation nor did the company Manager on some major building test on it; again a very specialised I represented involve with any works on the Somerset House job. When it was being lowered possible incident because of her portfolio. He was bidding for a I had the vision of the ‘Only Fools intransigence, so I tendered my prestigious Facilities Management and Horses’ sketch where Uncle resignation. However there were post at a major property and he Albert released the wrong one other FM jobs which I did for a asked me to help him with the bid. and it crashed down! But it was few months after that. But I felt it We prepared all the figures and a lowered into a scaffold support was time to move on. I had been proposal for operations. successfully, cleaned and the rope commuting into London from tested to twice its required load Woolwich for over fifteen years We set off to the property to and all was put back safely. A lot and so was looking for something present our bid. I was unaware at of redecorating was done at this nearer home. this time where it was so imagine time too. my surprise when we ended up Networking was the buzz word at Lancaster House next door There were many tasks to carry and was not understood by many, to Clarence House on the Mall, out during the closed season, so but it was then a valuable ‘tool’ which was then home to The no time to sit back. I discovered which we in the know would Queen Mother. Lancaster House that no maintenance had been use frequently, if only to have a is an amazing place, used for carried out on the many lifts – they beer and a chat with someone who might be of help. And so it forward points for discussion and work was due to start in May on was that I heard about a position me as chairperson. We finished site and it was now March 1999. not yet advertised for a FM at about 4pm and went on our merry I attended the first of many site a Medical facility to be built in ways. I had a call the next day meetings and was invited to take Woolwich. Just the ticket! asking me to attend for a further ‘the chair’ as the client rep. The I had the details for the interview with the senior partner client was in fact the local Health submission, so I polished up the of the Practice. I duly went and Authority, I was to be the liaison CV, sent it off and waited. I was had a long discussion with him and their project manager until invited to attend for interview and about all aspects of running the the job was completed and then advised to be prepared to give building. It was then that I learnt the Practice was to purchase a 5 min appraisal of myself and the property was to be built in the building and run it. I decided what I could bring to the post. the council car park on the S that a separate company was Bread and butter! It was to be Circular road in Woolwich not far needed so that there could be a a whole day of isometric tests from the free ferry. I was offered divide and better control. With and a session of discussion. No the position there and then. To the blessing of the senior partner problem. The interviews were too start work ASAP as the local Powis FM was inaugurated, me held at a building on Shooters Hill, Health Authority wanted a project and an assistant! Once the project 5 mins from my front door. I duly manager to be the liaison between started it moved at a pace. The reported and the day began. It the clients and the contractor car park was taken over from was to include all the short listed before the first turf (tarmac!) was Greenwich Council, fenced off, and candidates, some 6 hapless souls cut. So my next job in Facilities site huts placed there. The first of from a variety of disciplines but Management started. I had given many phases started. Because with a building and maintenance my notice at FCM, left Lancaster there is a railway line running background. The first test was House and ‘The Dragon Lady’. beneath the site some extensive the isometric profiling – did them As I was leaving I learnt that she piling and supports was needed and on to the next. A 5 min had been replaced as the Foreign and had then to be inspected, presentation about oneself. It and Commonwealth had taken tested and cleared by the railway was to be given with the other responsibility for the place from authority as fit for purpose. Once candidates present (not had the Home Office and she was done the footings and base were that before) and being a gent I ‘surplus’. established; it had to be strong offered to go last. Sat through the enough to take a four storey offerings of the five and duly noted POWIS FACILITIES building, so many testing moments their failings. There was one who MANAGEMENT. and tons of concrete poured had a ‘Powerpoint’ presentation FERRYVIEW HEALTH CENTRE around steel reinforcements. I of his CV, a lady who had a vu-foil Before 1999 think about 1000 tons of the stuff show with her achievements. was poured over a two week And then it was my turn. I went period and as it was quick to the lectern, took off my watch setting it had to be right first noting the time, threw my notes time. The base finished the on the floor, ad libbed and bluffed real building could start. for exactly 5 mins then sat down. Now the fun bit – Ferryview A silence – oops had I blown Health Centre (as it was it? After a lunch of rather tasty christened) is composed of sandwiches where we met some 66 (yes 66) Portakabins all of the management staff who piled up and bolted together. were doctors and the Practice They came by road from the Manager, the next item was a factory in York on the back group discussion with the theme of I settled into a temporary office of huge transporters. Nine a day how we would turn this new work in one of the Practice rooms in came down and was parked on place into an ‘area of excellence’ Francis St until the new Centre the lower road (Woolwich Church and what qualities were needed, was built. The Practice was split St) and was then called forward both of staff and managers. Blank over two sites. One in Market singularly as they were required. faces –so I grasped the nettle – so Street, Woolwich and the other Little boxes etc. to speak – and started organising where I was. There were four the group, one to write on the doctors but was to increase to A slick operation with a huge hi-lift white board, one to set down our 10+ in the new centre. I now had crane lifting each one off the back agenda and the remainder to put some quick learning to do as the of its transport and in to position areas in the new medical mastered the anagrams (worse centre. Easy peasy really – than the Army) and had my office not! The removals company established it went fairly well. My had priced for four van immediate boss was the senior loads and staff too so when GP of the practice and he let I had a phone call from the me get on with most things as ‘movers that they would long as I kept him informed. I need two loads from the soon learnt about computer midwifery locations alarm wiring net and microwave bells rang. I sped off to transmission technology as well the Memorial Hospital on as the complexities of waste to be fastened down. When they Shooters Hill to find that there were disposal in the NHS. Whilst with were all there the fit out started lots of filing cabinets and five more Drivers Jonas, the surveying and took six months before I midwifery staff to accommodate. I and management practice, I could start getting the furniture agreed the extra costs and made had successfully completed the and fittings (medical) in. Once sure that the local NHS Trust NEBOSH course in Health and the mechanical and electrical would pay for it all. Come the end Safety (another set of letters after fittings had been done then I was of the Saturday move day all the the name). I used this to establish called upon to witness and sign five locations were safely located in all the statutory requirements for off all the fixed wiring, operation of the new centre. managing a property accessed the heating and see the two part by the public. Like weekly fire state of the art Fire Alarm system alarm tests, monthly lift was functioning correctly. There inspections, door access are two hydraulic lifts which had controls checked, auto door to be load tested and check that maintenance, sterilising the wind down system worked apparatus checks and and I knew how to operate it. logging. Boiler maintenance There were CCTV cameras in the and other M & E equipment basement car park which again checks. I had to write a had to be tested and the tape whole new set of Facilities system set up. There were l lots of Management ‘rules’ and bits and pieces still to finish but the ensure their implementation. major items were good so I signed A Health and Safety it off with a caveat of 12 month document was produced liquidated damage cover so that and after consultation with any system malfunctioning was the tenant, Service Level the responsibility of the contractor. Agreements were again Once the commissioning was Post April 2000 produced. These ensured that the completed and the local Building Sunday was spent getting the diverse operations in the building Control satisfied and happy we place ready to receive patients on could function seamlessly for could get down to the client fit Monday. 10 consulting rooms, 4 each party. So four more years out. There were two other tenants nurse’s treatment rooms, reception went by with the usual dramas to accommodate too, the local ready. All signage in place and and incidents to deal with. Car Midwives and Oxleas Mental everyone knew where everything parking was a nightmare. There Health outpatients unit. I sourced was. Kept the doctors away so were 60 odd spaces allocated in all the Med Centre equipment, that all went smoothly. On Monday and around the Centre. Everyone special beds and couches, and morning at 8.30 am the automatic wants a space, but 150 into 60 all the rest of the office furnishings doors opened to loads of people- does not compute so it came as well as reception furnishings most had come to view it and down to allocation by space for two areas. I managed to some to register so it was busy occupied and rented in the overspend on the budget allocated from the first day. We had installed workplace. but could account for it all so no a new lateral filing system to easily problem there. Come the day accommodate 20,000 patient The Ferryview Health Centre was we were to open to the patients/ records and allow a 10% increase. officially opened in November 2000 clients, we had to get all the files And so began my induction into by Cherie Booth (Mrs Blair). Name etc from four locations round the ways of the NHS, Totally new dropping again! Woolwich into their respective concept for me but once I had Because of the uniqueness of the I soon learnt about the NHS is asbestos in places. Sure enough construction and use we had many that they love their meetings there was. I insisted that it be parties wishing to look over it. and even have meetings about identified, quantified and suitably The principal contractor, Yorkon, meetings. My colleague who marked. Luckily it was not in liaised with me and we showed started work at the same time exposed places so was low key for many different organisations from also suffered this to the extent removal. hospitals to schools over the that we got together and decided building in the first year alone. to see if we could consolidate A bit of background here may I was getting itchy feet. It was a them into fewer and with less be useful. The QE Hospital is case of ‘been there’ done that’ participants. We dispensed with a owned by a private company got the T-shirt syndrome, and I ‘consultation’ and just did it. Word and they then run all the services needed a change. Again the FM soon got out that those two new for the operation of the unit network came into use. I had managers were flying in the face of by employing the appropriate seen a position at the Queen established tradition and were up contractors except for the NHS Elizabeth Hospital in Woolwich to something sinister! Some quiet nursing and care elements, which advertised. The ex-military hospital diplomacy was needed which we are run and administered by the had been sold to the NHS and did by advising the principal people hospital’s management There is converted at great expense to a we needed at the meetings that also a secure unit which houses general hospital of 500 beds. They the minutes we issued could then those with severe mental health wanted a manager to oversee the be passed to their subordinates problems. So you can understand M & E part of the Private Finance for information. That worked well the hostility there can be between Initiative contract. This was and it meant that the few meetings the ‘us and ‘them schools. It was costed at upwards of £30 million we agreed to went swiftly and our job to liaise between all these annually alone. I duly applied but were more productive than the and arbitrate where necessary did not get it. So I rang a contact previous ones where 20+ people and find amicable resolution – or and asked if he knew anything attended. The PFI contract was not – as the case often was. As more. He had heard that they a massive and complex entity the whole annual contract was were splitting the post into two and the documentation alone worth in excess of £40 million, elements, one M & E and the other ran to some 30 ring binder size we had to look very closely to the Security, Catering, Cleaning. I volumes. Here was a whole new correct running and administration rang the individual named as the set of disciplines and procedures of all the leased elements and contact to ask why I had been to be aware off. Not least relations ensure that value for money was rejected. He was so taken aback with the unions. There were two achieved. On a personal note, the that he invited me for an informal reps, one was a long in the tooth medical I had, identified that I had chat. I duly met up with him, chap who did as little as possible diabetes, I had had an arthroscopy presented him with all the bits of but liked to throw his weight which was not healing or improving paper relevant and proceeded to around if he thought the senior my walking. I had also fallen down tell him why I was the man for the management was involved. The for no apparent reason a couple job. He then took me to see the other was lady who had been in of times,(I know, ‘take more water Head of Finance who offered me the union business since Boadicea with it’), so I was referred to a the post subject to a CRB check was a lance corporal and taught neurosurgeon who put me through and a medical. Bingo! I was off. I the Romans to fight dirty! But we a series of tests over a nine month asked the Practice to release me got on very well once she knew period and came to the conclusion early from the months notice which that I wanted to ask her opinion that I had Primary Progressive they did after a phone call from the on lots of items. I always kept her Multiple Sclerosis PPMS). There QEH. informed when I felt it necessary. is no cure nor can the speed or There was a Health and Safety severity of the disease be given. My next ‘tour of duty’ in the NHS rep with sole responsibility for all So there it was. I informed my commenced. aspects so I was not involved and boss and the Director of Finance I made sure that he knew that. He who told me I could work as long QUEEN ELIZABETH HOSPITAL would sometimes ask my advice as I felt able but he would support NHS about anything to do with electrical and endorse any other decision I had an office overlooking the or engineering issues. I made. As there was a lot of local sports club playing field area to cover and walking around about as far away from the main Parts of the old QEMH were still in the vast complex was becoming hospital as possible but a pleasant use as lecture rooms and offices I increasingly difficult to manage, I outlook nevertheless. The thing was concerned that there could be decided to call it a day and retire. Because I had been in the NHS STOP PRESS pension scheme for 7 years the medical retirement option was beneficial which I gratefully took. World Veterans Federation appoints their And left the employed ranks in new Secretary General March 2006 – another farewell party and more bottles of malt! I We congratulate Lt Col Joseph was sorry to leave but I also felt Falzon who was appointed that I could not fulfil my obligations Secretary General of the World to the post adequately either so Veterans Federation (WVF) in late reluctantly I departed. November 2015. The Federation, based in Paris, is the world’s Retirement was a strange state largest international veteran having worked since leaving organisation, with 172 member school all those eventful years ago. associations from 96 countries. But I had my hobbies, fishing, woodturning, diecast model Lt Col Falzon is also Chairman of collecting and now I could sit down The Artillery Clerks Association, a and build that model rail layout I Trustee of The Royal British Legion, had dreamed about. Seven years an active Provincial Councillor of on I still have not finished the the Catenian Association and an layout and there are some models Officer of the Sovereign Hospitaller still to find and collect. Up until Order of St John of Jerusalem the Gunners departed Woolwich (Knights of Malta). Garrison, now Woolwich Station, I had the Arty Clerks dinners to look forward to but as the PPMS does Congratulations what it says on the tin I find I am restricted somewhat so life goes Congratulations to WO2(SQMS) on without. I have no complaints Snowy Snowden on being and I can honestly say that since I selected for promotion to WO1 departed from earning the Queen’s (SSM). Well done Snowy. shilling I have been UBIQUE in jobs for the last 29 years.

The Kings Troop is now firmly ensconced in their new quarters in Woolwich, albeit with an infantry battalion alongside them.

I make no apologies for the protracted details of my ‘Afterlife’ But it helps to fill the ‘‘Crossed Quills’ for 3 episodes.

If any of you wish to ask me about any aspect of the story do please contact me. I shall be happy to have a chat.

Andy Tibble (Secretary) and Mark Testi catching up on the Rocks in Sydney, Australia in November 2015. 81st Artillery Clerks’ Reunion and Association Dinner Royal Artillery Warrant & Officers’ & Sergeant’s Mess, Royal Artillery Barracks, Larkhill Saturday 13th June 2015

3rd Row – Mr RJ Holmes MSM, Mr J Phelps, Mr MI Grenham, Mr SV Read, SSgt C Norris, Mr D Norris, Mr J Lindley, WO2(SQMS) CP Haine, WO1(SSM) PG Butler, Mr RH Deal MBE (Assistant Secretary), Mr P Gauci 2nd Row – Mr AJ Jones (Standard Bearer), Mr MJ Hedges, Mr DG Allen, Mr C Shuter, Mr J Taylor, Mr CR Thompson, Mr C Nuttall, Mr DG Stotan, Mr DC Manchester, Mr PL Oxley, Mr SR Seymour, Mr GO Hyatt, Mr WM Young, Mr JM Hutchinson Front Row – Maj (Retd) P Corker (Treasurer), Mr M Johnston, Lt Col (Retd) RH Horner MBE, Maj IF Constantine RHA, Lt Gen Sir F Viggers KCB CMG MBE DL (Honorary President), Col M Carter (Guest of Honour), Lt Col (Retd) JF Falzon OSJ BEM (Chairman), Mr AM Tibble MVO MSM (Secretary), Lt Col R Lee MBE RA, Capt (Retd) A Solly (RAA), Maj (Retd) DJ Cussell The front and back cover form individual parts of a larger painting. The painting hangs in the Wellington Room, Old College, Royal Military Academy Sandhurst, depicts the Battle of Waterloo - 18 June 1815.