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Sports Token to the Queen Pick A Queen; Championship Spern College's last annual Pick A Dean champion bull throwing finals Hig:l court ir:trig;_ie culminated last were held the week of January 1,,•:eek in a siticn, she could not be located, secret clandestine :neeting held in Stern's air~con~ 18th to 30th. While all the results and other applleasda were Ula JD .. ditiont:d :-oom. Seated around an op-en door Y.-You­ have not yet been tabulated. cer­ lerviowed. ('I'heftoa F. Levinson One a:1rl Hartzishverosh began the job tain contests were clearly decided. tedius of wu net eomtdered.) chosing a cit>an. The former dean. dapper Dan Samuel K. Sackman, the first In thf category of most obscure Fagel it might be remembered \,-1as forced to resign the prize went to lhe stu- rnndidate interviewed, was found 1.vhen his open-door pohcy failed to produL<' a Dean's that immortal dspartment to be highly satis:factory. Indeed who ably to ansv.:er Y.-You-One announced, ''Mr. you kno,v'' Although Spern seldom takes s. stand on s~­ Sackman seems to boast the great­ withm t!:e given two hours citk nu~tter-s, Y.-You-One (speaking from bUI office in est number of relatives with the Unfor1'unately_ none o: those stu- the Memorial Chapel Building) emphatic-alb stat-ed. rnost pul!. and thus seems to be dents whu h ok tne vxai:i ,,·111 Oest qushfled for the family po-si- be able to rechve the award~. 1ion. This is. of course, en ~,nbiased decision," Mr. Y.-You­ Of those who did not flunk out One continu1c-d, of 8pern as an immediate result Or thls exam, not one of the former Other candidates included: Mr. majors in the subject received the friendly guard st our a high enough mark to continue in His immediate quaHfics.­ the field. The prize, theidore, goes tlon_ it appeared ~o the commit­ to the administration -.&hich has tee, ,,.,as that he had vast experi­ finally proven its belief that such ence in doing nothing an rlay long a major is impossible at Spern. but sn,iiing at students while ap­ pearing to be p-erforming a vital For the greatest group Culling function. However, doser investi­ award. the RS. 51 class ca:rri~d gation disco'-·eted that Mr. Spkkit a\.vay the honers. The cla~s. of 1~ re.ally meant it when he said, students managed to come up 'KHh '-Hello" and was thus deemed too 16 wrong bra<.'has ( one girl wrnil' t' QUEEK LIZZIE nice for the job. In addition, it hvo), 13 different interpretatwns was rumored that Mr. Spickit har­ ....of -Erich E.rumrn.'s .conception of Tht> following i-2: ti 1mrnll token (before trn' price ;{tJ-Ps bored -tendencies toward condon­ lon, and a grand 1ota1 0: 56 ce,,.: up) mg the lighting of candles in the Dinim. HOV.'E:\·e,, what !ruly dorm during blackouts. This. of makes thc·ir dass remarkab~c is Th(,ugh a V,'Orn.3.!1 of valcur, ,se rlid house cnurs.e, could not be tolerated. the fact that all of them rnana1c;d Her price \and reHtj \.•:as far above tuit::.on tc. pa;,,s tb:,ugh the ent.re ch>S" The heart uf hl'r nusband dDtn 1:rnst l.'.1 hi.s sp0usc.•. Mr, Gay Gase:t WU in~ed •• !he i..t had ovucut, The holdt-1 (1f a tugh pos!tiori -lliiffl7. W!Jlle he did uot have the quaU:ffleatl&m Lastly, in the award of top et Sht'. b lib· the rner<:hant-ships th• lint lwo _IM, Mr. huller of the year, honors were Though she bringdh lunch not from afar. Ouer wu cona!.dered Ml the- be~ carried away for ihe twenty-fifth Sbe riscth fiv{- flights \Vhile it is yet hot sh {)f hi& ...... t l>"rf•..,,,..,.., In straight year by a little calf ( small }l_...._,.d giveth him food from Par-kar, the tNJt&it strike. JU that ttme, buller) in Yeshiva University·s be mana,ed to ma.ke mteen com~ Public Relations Department. For morWe're not just 1n jest week for no a.pp&N11i: reason. when we say we are · &earehhig It was this las~ course of action EXODUS EXCERPS quite seriously for a dean who that made .him seem most quali~ meets the image of a. Spern dean." fled for- the job of dean. For Spem The following are a few complaints a.bout Spem . . Maybe we can send Dean Isaat's on :rnoth.::r {Jammed In A Rut. nokd erlilc CoHege's dean must be one to re.. College, excerp( t Jed fro!Tl various letters received by frip!" of Spem, could not be uaehed act irrations.Hy with no regard to The Exodus office: She is so prolific. She writes for the Com­ for a. comment on the Spern of' the '4>-eltare ot th~ students, Mr. .. the best time of class is when I watch the mie, too." the moment.) Gazer's complete ability to with­ maid across the street. The trouble is I can't see .. I wish they'd remove the scarf from the lost Immediate applicants could not hold all information from the- stu­ through the dirt on our windoWs." and found. It's been there for three years now. That's easily be found, but it was ru­ dents also worked in his favor, .. Mike loves John, or Carol loves Sue are where I always ·find my mail-in the lost and found. mored that Y.-You-One was plan­ However, Mr. Gazer is a baeh­ carved on all the desks. You always rip stockings I think they buy things to put in it." ning to schedule another Hawaiian elor and a recent survey {see be­ ... and worst of all the desks are made for right­ " ... I have a problem. I never have the heart to luau. The first such' event is still low) of what happens to Spern handed people." tell someone when they ask me out that l've seen returning two-for-one dividends faculty members when they many .. If you sit in Room 406 you always hear two Sallah. I think after the third time I'll get pretty with few splits. Last week, how­ ruled him out. lectures-the one there and the one next door." bored with it. But ..." ever, in a generally secret deci­ .. The umbrella rack next to the garbage pail . We could start a humor column-the whole sion. Y.-You-One preferred the near Florence's office. Do you know what that smells school's a joke." more immediate approach of di­ like after the rain. Who needs it?" . Let's bring ice cream into'that restaurant rect interviews for all candidates. (News of this decision was directly " ... I'm going to have to take Spanish next year Saturday morning." conveyed to the ~student body as to understand the cleanup man. You know what's Do you build around tbat apartment h::iusc?'' soon as the New York Times going to happen, don't you? They'll get a Greek one .. She's such a nice old lady. She looks like printed it.) · and they don't teach Greek here." George Washington. Wh~n is her birthday?" · While all applicants professed a . Why is there a sign on the bathroom-above .. He's such a gentleman ... I hate gentle- sincere desire to keep their noses eye level-saying 'no men allowed'?" iuen." in other people's plates, to sup­ .. Two cleaning women--one cleans the ban­ He would have been so overwhelmed he port flu epidemics by keeping five nister and one cleans the sink. What do they need would have forgotten all his Gemorah." girls to a room, and a general two for'! No wonder all they do is sleep!" . The cafeteria worker walked over and took agreement to give every studeflt a .. I like the pot luck in the candy machine. my pickles before I finished. I ran running after him flat no to any request, candidates Always Planter·s Peanuts.'' srreaming 'pickles, pickles' but all he could say was disagreed on exact standards. ". . . I know why the Commie has news-they 'si, si, pickles, pickles,' and walked away." While Cynthia Kats wu con~ have things happening!" . . 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Supplement 2 THE EXODUS Purim, 1966 THE EXODUS Shrugoff Library Changes; Theatres (Sorry About That)

1000 CLOWNS In accordance with the e:xparision plans of Yeshiva Univer­ sity, the Stern College Library is also planning to expand. Because THE INCOMING FRESHMAN there will be a great deal of additional space, many new books CLASS have been ordered. Avid readers will be delighted. to note what great classics are on the way. Here is only a partial list~ of next year's reading material: ,.- IRA'S A MALE COMPANION POLITICAL SCIENCE Johnson, J;,yndon B. How to Please AH of the People All of the Time. Johnson Press, Johnson City. DeGa1:1lle, Ch'arles. Napoleon's Ideals and Mine. White Horse REPULSION Press, Pari,-;. - OR ATTENDING DR. Reagan, Ronald. How to Succeed in Politics Without ReaUy SCHALL'S ANNUAL LECTURE Knowin!J Anything _4bout It. Warner Brothers, Hollywood. Wallace, Go\·. George. Oh No You Can't! KKK Publications, Alabama Nixon, Richard ~1. Yo-it Can;t Keep a Good Ma.n Down, Can IMPOSSIBLE ON SATURDAY You'.' Som· Grapes Publications, New York. OR THE SHAllAH OF THE Goldv:ater, Barry. A. Guide to the RiiJhr Way to Study Political Science. Harping Brothers, Arizona, SHABBOS ELEVATOR Isaacs, Elizabeth, K, The Open Door Policy. Yeshiva Univer- sity Press, Nev,,; York. SEX, SEE SOCIAL PATTERSS MAD SHOW ENTERTAINMENT(') . Batman. The ABC's of Tastclr';;s Te!eriswn Shou·s. Flying OR A DAY IN THE UBRARY Brothen, Ho~lywvod. Sales, Soupy. Th,; Art of Makin.i;, Fwiny Faces and Throwing Pi<"s. 2 -;__·01s. Obnoxious Co., New York. THE SPY WHO CAME IN McKenzie. Allison. ,'Vabody Kno1.1.'S the Trouble I've Seen. FROM THE COW Pey:,)n Press, Peyton Place. Nelson, Ozzie, Pyle, Gomer. Gilligan, Just Plain Stupid, and OR WE KNOW WHO WAS IN His :'.Vlother, ~he Car. Appea!i;ig to the .4.duit American lntdlectuat THAT RESTAURANT iHind. Nelson P1.;b:1catior.s, Gilll_ian'• Islar.d. !',AST WEEK SCIESCE Flipper. J.-fod,.,r·, Th-:orics in Pfu;sics. DJ.::me-y Press, DLmi>yland. f•.lr ;;:r~:i_, Oidy Room 111 UTTLE INDIANS ~=:~t:u;~(\!;:•i~;,=;,~~s~il;e!~~;)~/here·s FICTION OR NO RESERVATIONS 'Tung. ::'vL;iu Tse. A.U v;,•e Want Is Peace. Chinese Fortune ABOUT A SHABBOS MINY AN Cookie Press, Pek'.ng. Johnson, Lady Bird. Hou.· rhc Johnsoi,s Reai1y Ha!e Being in the P:1blic Eye. Johnson ?ress. Jc.hnson City. _--in,e:ica•, n:oman. THE LOVED ON!: Taylo1·, Elizabeth. Yl'!J Lift' a'i a)t A.rerago? .:-.-Iodesty and Decency Press, P.oi!Y',,;ood, OR THE SAGA Clay. Ca;;;sL.Ls. Genc!eness and Other "\'irtttes. Allsh Pce'..:;lics.­ and Staff. OF RABBI RABINOWITZ tio!ls. X. Stern Studenb. How \Ye Kt t~\·ery doud h,1:-s a .'\.iivt·r li1llng-, and \\·e here dur!ng­ WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT this pas{ trying \\'eek:-; of Bulled exam:-.. on und off Dean·~ Reeepti,m datb, reµort ,·:-H'd:-l, faeulty arrival.-; and cieparture~ OR DON'T ASK US, ASK and \\'ell antkipated dormit1w_v movings, ha.n~ had nt1r nvJ­ THE NEW YORK TIMES Deans' Leaving is No News; ment of Uright nes:-1. Fo1· this week, as we mourn the Hepadui-e of Deal!:{ and Siabodka 8am, we are cheered td note the No News is Good News; Fagel, Lizzie BILLY LIAR return of our feature editor. And :-o with grat1:ful and cheered hearts v,:e of the OR YU PUBLIC RELATIONS ""•Deans' Leaving is Good News Exodus extend a hearty "\\'ekome bark'' to M.E.F., our fea­ ture c>ditor. after two extendPd weekends and daze nf \vine and ro,.;e:..;. LORD LOVE A GtllC:K PLAYING AT !I. ALTMAN'$

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TO FORGIVE IS HUMAN; (Continued from first page) as the New York Times as well. (M)ERR IS DIVINE. Once again, myths which bear no The award consists of a Golden relation to fact have been ac­ Calf Plaque with the immortal cepted by teachers and adminis­ words "America's oldest_, and READ: OUR GIRL'S A tration, and by such sedate sources largest" iriscribed in indelible ink. BROAD ON P. 5 IN THEIR Door Should Be as Open •.. THE OBSERVER "'FUTUliE CHAGIGA REPLACING TECHNIQUE Soroh's Blue, Soroh's Gay OUT THE Haboobah Shelee Made Her That Way OTHER