Volume XII. Boomer, North Carolina, October, 1922. Number 6. KNOWLEDGE. I OBJECT WHEN THE NATIONS GET let the nations destroy themsel- RELIGION ves. He is going to give men ev- We know the distance to the sun, writer in The Literary Di- ery opportunity to see and be And what Uranus weighs; gest is getting all nervous and No teling what the situation convinced that they CAN'T run Can figure how the planets run, fi'dgety for . fear some stray will be by the time this paper the world any longer, and then And where the comet stays. W vA xkJl "vYttnaerms: tnrougn space reaches you, but for the past when they get right 'plum good But we can't trace an unkind word may happen to butt into the two or three weeks the Allies and humble He will step in and Through all its evil course; earth and snuff us all out in a and Turkey have been -- facing 'run it for them. found- - rfvnwn Rwnrris r ut now roiir.ll OTitrfir 3Ft 0W- - Nor make amends t0 those who heard, j jiffy. His fears seem to pnh r.t.hv with it I Nor check its deadly force. - ed on Einstein's new theory of just ready to strike. One day the ing to take and how much Relativity, which is said tolreport is that they are about to more, war is it going to take to "We know how Car a ray of light make, collisions more probable ; get the trouble settled, and tne get them humble? , Can travel in a year; than the old day it is worse than ever That is the question. theory. jnextI Can analyze it in its flight, I notice that when the as It is generally understood that And make its meaning clear. tronomers talk about these if they do strike it will start RADIO HASH But we can't follow up a smile 1 things they have nothing another great world war. All the And see how vva v i t-- All folks! far it shines, iiivie ouudtcuxiacumi biicui nicvxico nations know this, and they are right, Nor estimate it by the mile to build on. For a long time afraid to strike the first blow, Here is the latest. In radiating lines. it was the "Coperanican theo and yet they know the blow is I have just got my new Ra- "Em-stei- dio outfit in The moon is but an book ry," and now it is the n going to be struck by somebody. rigged up my gold open Armis- plated sanctum, but haven't For to theory' and a few years Four years after the yet everyone know, will be some tice the world sis in a more mastered the art of "tuning" it And on her pitted face we look later it ether and if ever do j troubled and unsettled condition correctly, and here is the first And read her tale of woe. "theory", they I got over the ether waves. But triere are faces seamed with care find the truth it may be as dif than it was in November, 1918. thing ferent from all the "theories The nations are full of Two speakers were holding forth That pass us every day; bankrupt at the same time a Hardshell We dcn't know what their owners as day is from night. selfishness and bitterness, each above-mention- ed one doom is preacher at Pumpkin Run, and bear, The writer, knowing that its in the ''end of the sealed, and desparate-l- y a Democratic candidate for sher- Nor what they'd like to say. discussing yet trying iff world" through a possible col to keep its head above the at Frog Level And here is We visit with our neighbor Mars, lision in off this wise water by climbing on top of the what I got: space gets sis-- As all gcod neighbors should; remark: others Firstly, brethering and Throw kisses at the Seven Stars "Mathematical studies mada in the I did hone that the nations i tering, we want to consider the And ell them to be good. past have been reassuring, but the would have learned their lesson great question oi tne salvation our-immo- rtal But we don't visit with the folks millennialists are jicw more justified - before now. I did hope that by of tariff for rev- That live across the street, ing predicting doom than they were --this time would all be meek enue only as laid down by the they Tes-tocra- Nor help them bear their heavy yokes, in the past." and humble and willing to do inspired writers of the New tic f-- c rvrxro Vi Handbook 1920. Nor ask them in to eat. i"fvomorViMUX Ct-- i rwir But are not.. It seems for right. they Amen! makes a fool man can be ; that nations learn Brethering, it "my; our big any when very slowly. Beyond telescopic eyes, he tries to discuss he Even the so-call- ed "Christian" heart bleed to see so many poor By decree. something souls down to gravity's knows nothmg about. The Di- nations are just as selfish and going that awful We get position, weight and size know all about brutal as the devil wants them Republican tariff which will cost Of words we cannot see. gest writer may "theories" as- to and the that the American citizens endless the present of be, only thing ! 33ut, oh, we do not try to find he is of them are to eternity for the next two years. The secret hidden tronomy, but certainly any yet willing pain green on theology. He knows no consider is an appeal to brute We must get our hearts right That rankles in some quiet mind more about what millennialists force. with God and a Democratic con- That never does complain. have than a steer calf But, boys, that will never set- gress at the next election. This predicted blessed book us wonder-tal- tle the world's troubles. has tells that we We know the age-lon- g e knows about piano tuning. It Who ever heard of a imillen-- been tried long enough. The na- must forsake our sins and make Of Saturn and her rings. our and election foe And follow awful nialist predicting the destruc tions will have to get down on callings my Neptune's trail, sheriff absolutely certain. If the As on through space she swings. tion of the earth as the first step their knees m the dust of hu j Democratic membera But we feiow in his the mility and "get religion" in of this don't the bitter grief program? Why, man, church will read their Bibles and next-do- or millennialists need in good earnest. I don t mean that Our neighbors bear; the earth without confidence And their and are the must to get pray in what just to make it very brief, business, they they just pretend he there will Tis little that we care. very people who do NOT expect religion like so many individu-- Republicans say, to als do. must and be a great outpouring of the the earth be destroyed. They really Democratic We know the big' things far away, Just suppose, now, that the truly have their national hearts spirit, and when the That don't .concern us much; Millennium should come and cleansed nd (purified. I don't sheep and goats are separated But we're not interested, I say, find the earth all blotted out and mean that individuals of the in November, they will all be In things that we can touch. so nations must do this, but the na- found standing on the right gone, it couldn't find any hand of a Democratic I think we ought to meddle less place to roost when it got here. tions THEMSELVES must do sheriff With far off and var- world without end. Amen I Hur- things grand, Wouldn't that be a purty come-off- ? it AS nations, through their And try to put some extra stress The Millennium would have ious and sundry official heads. rah for our side!" On little things at hand. - to bundle And if DONT do and do up its duds arid ramble they it, And now JAMES LARKIN PEARSON. off in earch of some other plan- it imsnediately, it will not be long Thanksgiving doth et whereJt might find board and ! till they will not have any approach. And it do seem like nor tails either. world while some lodging. And in the meantime heads, the is going to have Every little hit we people of the earth would God Almighty has set m to or Turkey Turkey- is going to dog will howl all over a sheet of plum miss it. clean tip this little patch of to crrAnruWw ooW ;?ve .th world, one or tuther. paper tell me that he don't That don't suit me narv bit. Ouch! Whose head was Fool-Kille- i tE - like The r. Well, if and I am going to register a vig-- anl is. not going to be out ;th :? ! done Brit-- he don't like it, what in the thun-- orous protest aerainst anv such by the Turks, nor the der does he read it for? business. I warn Mr. Einstein !ish; nor the French, nor the SATAN'S "TRINITY." right now that he had better not I Greeks, nor anybody else. If let old on. at their The Dummycats are saying his Relativity destroy this they go present L. D. Barnes. there is; 1 stair nf Ipartarshm earth, 'cause then I wouldn't game of trying to bluff each - Washington. That's- a fopf i have any place to run The Fool-- other, .the very thing that they There are three that are re- And there was lack of leader- Killer. depend on for. their safety is corded in hell: the world, the in the two going to destroy them. flesh and the devil; , and these ship Dummycat party That woman who is to -- And will ' years ago. going that is just what are one in purpose. And there marry Kaiser Bill will never happen. are three that bear witness in God could send some Columbus have any . trouble about stove-woo- d. along earth: big business, big politics called this a "dry of nature and and lanH" when he saw-i- t, great upheavel big church; and these three first but They say Bill just beats finish the in a few minutes. in he ought to see it now. the dickens job agree everything with the just as a wood cutter. But ii seems that his plan is to other three.