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■v KIM CHI HA I don't think it's good for in- teniot 11 depth research or analysis just as I wouldn't rely on any other In today's technologically am | clopedia for those things savv\ world, information is Wikipedia has more articles available on just about any than am other encw lopedia topic from why people bom f\ m published. Gill said. in Southeast Asia tend to have Nature, a weekly idtftttfU less body hair than those born journal, used peer review to in Italy or why green is worn on compare Wikipedia to the Bm ) St. Patrick's Day. clopedia Britannica in the realm lust Wikipedifl ii of entries related to the s, icmM "I use it for fun. and I think Of the 42 tested entries, thafoUf its interesting that you're nal found that for .-very four reading things from different inaccurate Wikipedia entries, people's ptftpecUl »'s, senior there were three inaccurate Bri- Shaun Bockert said. "I feel it's tannica entries. tin' ultimate subiective encyclo- "1 think it's accurate for the pedia, and I think that's a good most part, though the onh m thing, because it doesn't at- son why some professors don't tempt in ob|echve standpoint, like it because it's not peer re- it doesn't have the same hidden viewed," senior Thomas Martin Maaai kind of like why people saul I use it for statistics, (md watch I h«- Dally Show' or Fox regression; mostly math topics News You know what you're because it gives good diagrams getting from it." that the book doesn't explain or A wiki is a collaborative I |ust need to look at it from a Web page thai allows users to different angle change the content of the site. Said Gill: "It's almost as ac- Wikipedia, created in 2001. is curate as the Britannica in the a Web-based encyclopedia that area of science and technology, can be edited by almost anyone, but in the so. Lai s» urn rv where oanaBMtod Wftn the Encyclope- facts aren't clear there an- dis dia llrilannK.i. which is only ed- pules that emerge." ited by scholars, There is a common consen- "I use it if 1 need I quick sus among students and proles overview of a topic, bocaUM ■>» sors on the dangers of Wikipe- curacy probably isn't its defin- dia's forum that allows anyone ing feature," and Gtrald Gill, to edit. Wikipedia is not consid- EVAN DYSON//ih» erlmr head of reference at Carrier Li- ered a scholarly source because brary. "It's a place to get your it is not reviewed by many Officer*Officer quMtkm a group of juvenile* during a St. Patrick'! Day checkpoint on Moeby Road. The four hour bearings on I subiectsoyoucan checkpoint Involved officers from Dayton, Harrlsonburg. Rocklngham County and Alcohol & Probation. further find information, but see SITE, page 4 Monument in danger

SCV working hard I In sons were unaware that the "(ML has ,i yen important and historic land was owned bv JMU until valuable piece of property' \1,inn to save Turner recently. I pon finding out, the Sons said. "We're pretty sure that when requeated mat Gov. lmu>th\ M. Kafeu they come out with the findings and Ashby memorial preserve the ptopert) as ■• alate park see how significant this uee It, [MI ihey have vet to receive *> definite will understand how important it ll to response from him preserve it " »v JIM DBMOS amtribuHna wrtttr l\ii is conducting ■ historical and tCODTding to Mann, much oi the archaeological assessment of the site importance and value of the propertv before moving forward with its plans IML's desire to turn local land lies in its abitttj 10 help us learn trom "(This assessment! will hopefully our p.ist Into athletic fields is creating a snr provide us with information th.it we "If we ignore our history, those within local ofganteattona. The land can use to ensure that our plans for lessons we should be learning from the In question happens to be one of development .ire designed to do mini- past will be lost,' Mann said I hen- s Harnsonburg's most significant C\\\\ mal impact in the are.i where General War reminders Gen lurner Ashb) s nothing better than to stand where the Ashby tell, s.nd ( furies King, |MU soldiers Mood to understand a battle monument and nearby property 1 vice president tor Administration and It would be foolish not to s,n ■ it KAITLIN IAMBI SCV > i ••ninbutmt /•hio&aptiti I lit- 4s or 4 * ,n res there is the UaM Finance. Mam also cited monetary COnaJd- remaining piece of a battle that prob- [Ml intends to continue its devel erations tor preserving the property, The Sons of Confederate Veterans are attempting to save 48 remaining acres ably Covered \^' to 2(Ki acres or more," opment, bill s,nd it uill have minimal .is the 150th anniversary of the w.ir of a battlefield that Is part of CMI War Gen. Turner Ashby's rnonurnent. said |ohn Mann, conuMftdef of ''"' imp.it t on the area approaches in 2011. D.H. I iv MartZ lamp No. It) of the Mann is opttrniatU that the battle- Sonaof Confederate Wterans. R round will be saved. seeMONVMKST ptgti Local gas prices climbing steadily Despite recent increase at Harrisonburg pumps, prices still below national average

B. Aw SlIARF As an owner of a bulky SUV. Camp- average of $2.,r;.» gallon and the state contributing wrtttr itell knows how hard gas ptiOBI hit Ira wide average of v ii according to /a- wallet eigaugtrtport.ioni, a Web site sponsored (Jnce again, gasoline pnees an- head- lust six weeks MO, local gas priOM Fact Box bj \\\ ed fdn/waan dipped to around $2, taking some heat BK said gas prices tradifionall) rise <\< 11 -rciing t« i a sun ev of five local sta- off the Walktl of college students in the springtime. tions average costs tor regular unleaded But some called the price drop a "Spnng is a volatile time tor gaso- lu.-l m the Harnsontnirg area n-st at $2.39 fluke. Gas Prices line COStS because refineries undergo re* a gallon I his marks an increase of about Randy Blv, head of I ommunitv R, National Average: $2.55 pain during that aeason," BK said ll 'tuftf/ul^niphrr

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TheJMU Police Department t\ RACHANA DIXIT have arrested a female student HAM editor and charged her tor tiling .1 tabs report regarding an abduction and subsequent sexual batten \ctor Isaiah Washington from ABC's popular on [an. 23. Two d.ns .liter the primetime drama "Greys Anatomy" donated $25,(XM) incident the university pottos In |\1l professors Joseph Opal a and Gary Chatelain department released a timclv to do century British slave-trading castle on the supposed incident, though Africa's west coast In Sierra Leone. the original report was some- In May 2006, Opala unexpectedly met what suspect." Washington on the small island — measuring 1,600- In a timely notification Icet long and ISO-feet wide - and watched as the actor sailed in on speedboats with a film crew. e-mail on March 12, [Ml Po Hoi s.nd it had "firm suspi- Washington recently discovered his own ancestral cion" that it was dealing with connections to Sierra Leone through I)\A testing. a false report on the p.iri ot "The stories of innumerable Sierra Leoneans that the alleged victim. Alter .111 were forced into slaverv have yet to be extensively intensive investigation, the told," said Washington in a recent press release. "I universitv police department believe this project will begin to shed some much- determined the report WM U> needed light on the region, both past and present." deed false. The complainant I hough the castle was one of many involved in recanted her report of abduc- the African slave trade, Bunce Island was the most tu>n and sexual batterv when important to North America because of the number confronted with the beta, ol slaves it sent to the colonies* particularly South The original incident alleg- ( aiottna and Georgia, tO grow rice crops. edly took plate on the grounds Bunce Island w as the most important historu ot Mniiuri.il Mall at 1 a.m. sites In Africa for the i nited States," Opala said. "Not a lot of people know that." Opala admitted that even he had not heard of Lngland led him lobe knowledgeable about what BunOB Island until he went to Sierra Leone. Bunce Island should look like. In the Valley \\ hat il essentially was. was a slave-trade ghost "| The projectl combines my background of town," he said. "YOU gel a really eerie feeling." history with my computer design skills/' Chatelain Aside from the computer animation component, said. "It's a perfect mix." Harrisonburg. county much of the project s research began while Opala He added: "That image gives us insight into populations increase was In mg in Sierra I .'one He said the castle has the basic layout and political needs of the British been abandoned for ISO years, and he has tried to at the time. [The animation] is based on ruins that write the castle's history, further understand its con- were there and the British architecture of that HARRISON BURG — Ac- nection to the United States and figure out exactly cording to the Dtafy .Vms-Ki'- time" what it looked like. Before Washington's donation, ( hatelain had cord, the populations of Har- By the time he left the country in 1997, Opala nsiMiburg and Rockingham already recreated the castle's exterior buildings developed a mental image of what the castle looked using computer-aided design. I his donation, he County n>s<> 1.9 percent in 2006, like M hen it was still in use. IXNI'IUII'M \ totaling 117370 said, will help them take the project to the second i ve bam searching everywhere in the world for level — creating the castle interior and lighting, I larnsonburg's popula- Top: JMU professors Joseph Opala and Gary documents relating to the castle/ he said. tion increased 1.8 percent tn>m and filling it with furniture, manuscripts, books, Chatelain work on their Bunce Island computer ( urrently, the two professors have five drawings maps and other objects 2005 to 44,4ol, and K«K king- reconstruction project. The two have been work- and sketches of Bunce Island, the earliest from 1680 ham County's population rose Chatelain said the extensive detail required ing on the model since 2004, Bottom: The most and the latest from 1805. 2.1 percent from 2(Kr\ totaling makes this segment the hardest part of the proj- recent Bunce Island Image the two professors I vesyona WSfl pushing for more and more con- 7Z**>9 people, the P\-R report- ect. have completed through computer-aided design. nections [to Sierra I eone|. All of this research began "It's a time-consuming task," he s.nd "It's ed yesterday. With Bunce Island," Opala said going to take a while. The D.VK also reported Education, Opala said, is one ol the biggest and I hen in late 200% Opala recruited Chatelain to All the same, both professors said the project most import,int parts of the project I le hopes a there are 1&18S people between help him recreate a historically accurate computer is advancing. Opala s.nd last week, he found out 18-24 living in Harrisonburg. concrete image of the castle will help main under- image ol the castle, using a sketch from April 20, that Rep. Rosa Del auro, P-Conn , proposed a $10 ihe number makes -W1" pen enl stand how large a role this island played in the 1805. Although no photographs and lew sketches of of the citv's population million bill in Congress to fund the preservation I nited states history the Structure exlsl - many of which an'conflicting of Bunce Island 1 he project also plans to make ,m "Reality is so oomplii ated I tpala said ' I his. is depending on the artist and time period — Chatelain educational CD, .i documentary him and a travel- Something purely ot the imagination We want to said his love of history and other research on ing exhibit of Bunce Island make it real ' World & Nation

Colorado arsenal turned into wildlife refuge Wesley Foundation COMMERCE CITY, Colo. Gardasil — A 17.lXHI-acre .1rsen.1l is being cleaned and changed into the Rocky Mountain Arsenal National Wildhte fights misconceptions Refuge, I he Washington not in stock Post reported yesterday ny Asmn HOFMNS Approximately 1,400 ai res Wesley does do a lot of good group lor helping her keep faith I Her though. 01 this refuge will be home It provided me with the is now home to i" buffaloes Wesley runs a mentoring pro- loundation so that I wanted to \\ hoc* er said IVIL s religious that were recently trans- gram i ailed Sister to Sister w here be an active church-goer after I groups were toll ol goody two female members can entertain 20 graduated," she s.nd ferred from the National on campus shoes got it .ill w rung. Bison Range in northwest- elementary school girls (or three Atkinson understands where \nnaKae, who graduated from hours eveiv other Friday night. Rae and Piatt are coming from. ern Montana, according to JML in 20QQ was an active mem- It has also spent time in Moss On their own lor the first time the Post. BY SMAYNASIRAN*. ber ot Wesley loundation during The refuge is onl\ Hi Point Miss , South Africa and the and without parents forcing •taft ivnti-t her tour years at |Ml being the miles from downtown Bahamas, gutting houses or pro- them to go to church, it can often line between stay-at-home book* Denver, the Post reported viding further reconstruction. become difficult tor students to In order to protect themseh es against human papillotna worm and an out-all-night par- We re very active in mis- attend regularly virus, many female students were looking at the Health tier, she appreciated me middle sions,' Atkinson said. "We do a it's jhe first time they're on Center to help with their vaccination North Korea wants gmund that Wesley offered. lot «»t tncals at the local Salvation their own and they have to keep \ lot ol students on campus already started receiving bank accounts unfrozen 'I grew up Methodist and Army; we go and cook lor the their own laith." Atkinson said the vaccine over Christmas break, Betsy Gentry, immuniza- was looking for a place to hang shelter downtown " Some students take o break tions program assistant al the I lealth ( enter, s.nd OUt at )\H thai wasn't ultra ton Wesley also oilers its 45 active BEIJING — I he Welling- before joining and some immedi- But students will not find the vacdlK at the Health servative >»r .i complete party ton Post reported vesterda) members an accepting place ately come because they want to Center. she laid to worship and maintain their rein.mi connected." th.it North Korea would not "Due to our current space limitations and budget we do She found Wesley, faith. While Rae was active in stop its nuclear program un- However long it takes s stu- not have the ability to provide VaCCinc series .it this tune. Students often have inac- the church before attending JMU, dent to join, Atkinson is confl til its hank accounts In Ma- s.nd Ann Simmons, coordinator of health education and I uratc assumptions regarding she believes the group helped dent Wesley has | lot to oiler cau were unlro/en. AS nuuh weUness programs at the Health Center. campus ministries, s.nd Katie her stay involved. Not only does it t re.ite 8 " ommu- as one third of the $2^ mil- Tve been looking Into it and I thmk everyone should," Atkinson, assistant lo the direc- M) taith has alwavs been nit\ ot support and friendship lion of the aCCOtml would be Bennett said "I'm surprised it isn't offered .it the Health tor tor the group Not all mem- strong, hut Wesley did help me it allows members to grow as unfrozen and I s negotia- ( enter bers ,ir,- .is conservative as some stay active because it was so tor said in the Post he did not Individuals as well Bight) percent ol women will contract HP\ gemt.il people think. welcoming and inviting,'' Rae 'she s.nd "It's not only a place beliei e the bank issue posed Infection, by the tune they .ire 50 in.nu do not ey en know "I think a Mot people assume a problem for Ihe talks said I his is where I made my where students can grow spiritu- they have it. that campus ministries are when- friendi Banco Helta Asia has ally. We do a lot with personal More than " million people contract HPV In the I nited all the people who always ^' Stephanie 1'i.itt. another 2000 been BO used ol laundering growth In personal growth, States each fear, according to the American Social Health everything, right go, and ifs graduate wlio yvas a regular illicit money from North they find out who they are and Association lo protect women from this often tol.it dis- nothing like that, sin- s.nd Wesley attendee, also credits the Korea, the Posf reported what then purpose Is." ease, a vaccine known .is Gardasil was recentl) approved by the Pood and Prug Administration foi use in females Chlorine blasts kill ages 9 to 2n "I know a lot of i',ols who got the v.u.inc while they several, sicken hundreds wen- home, |imior I'aitlm Bennett said Internet addiction becoming Gardasil is a series ot three shots given over a period BAGHDAD — According of six months It is the only y a. tine tli.it may help guard to the Washington Po$l, at least sgainat diseases auch as cervical cancel genital warts and eight people and hundreds other cervical abnormalities tlut .ire *.ins.-d In Hl*\ types were M.kened alter ihree international problem 6,11, loand 18. according to %*rd6sit.com. trucks rigged with chlorine While the Health t enter does not oiler the vaccine, it and explosives blew up in the does prescribe it Simmons s.nd Because the vaccine is so Anbar province <>i ir.uj on Fri- m kiyis |i MINI tTI Run by an army colonel, IAU uses a mixture oi expensive and the Health ( enter does not accept insurance, day Ilu- iXnhi Athenaeum therapy and military dnlls with the aim ol treating Simmons s,ud this is the best method lor e\ ei In hilluiah and Ramadi, youths with online gaming Internet pornography Without insurance I ,.irdasil costs Silt' per shot, totaling the bombs sickened vni peo- Hie Internet has become such .i staple »•( everyday cybersex and chat addictions H2o for the whole series. Gentr) s.nd IU writing .i pre- ple and seven L.S soldiers lite th.it even last-foul restaurants offer wirvless access. Ihe therapy, which includes simulating war scription, the Health I enter hopes to redu.e the irum exposure bo the gas the In (act, it's so prevalent that then- an' mOSC games with laser guns, h.is treated 1,900 patients "We fell this was the most beneficial to students t .entry p0|f reported yesterday. that have become addicted to it internet Addiction sine*'its inception and boasts a 70 percent success rate s.nd. "Otherwise the) would have to pay up front I hough no Insurgent Disorder is .is real as alcoholism or compulsive gam in breaking the addiction. Currently, the Health Centei has an ongoing .> ■ SNHIp has admitted response bung, according to IQmberiy Young, professor oi Ihe Qsneee government went so far as to ban with local pharrnacj rVUaarnson Hughes Pharmacy and Home 1 Itity, 1 I S military spokes- management sciences at St Honaveutun 1 Diversity. new Internet cafes in 2007 because the) are viewed as Health llulvyay when the students ,;,-! (h.-ir prescription the) I he t hmosT government behaves it has found man said the chlorine explo- ■■ I breeding ground for social delinquency. a< cording know they have SOmewhen lo go. (.entry s,nd students ,.m sivee "bore the hallmark n the w .i\ to treat Internet addiction boot camp. toCNNxom. also pun luse the vaccine and bring II ba» k t» i the i lealth ( enter Sunnl extremist group el*Qee In :i«U. t hma Opened the Internet Addiction A 20Uf> study conducted by roseanhep. .it the to have one ol the rniissa administer H .it no cost da m Iran," the Pmt reported Irvalmcnl ( enter in I >a\ing Ihe military like hoot Stanford University School ot Medicine lound that Some .'re not satisfied with the ( enter s efforts camp is designed t«> help millions oi youths battling "Suice everyone doesn't have a car here, it might be ditfi- Internet addiction, according t> > i WNXOIH. teelNTBMNBT page I cult for some," Bennett said. "But it is better than nothing I Monday. March ll». 2(K)7 www.tlwbreezi'.org The Breeze

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I uesda) March 20* at 3:30 p.m. Apply Today!! In front of Wilson Hall For more information go to our website at: Still do not have a T-Shirt? Visit us Downtown www.jmu.edu/international 75 Court Square ncxl to Bank of America and WWW.mchonejewelr) COD) or email [email protected] Ixliior Brian Goodman opmum<« lhthreeze.org {5401 .VWMft/A Opinion Monday, March 19.2007 5 House Kditorial Through the Looking Glass £Z$ Rewarding her bad behavior When Ann Coulter can't say anything nice, she publishes a bestselling book

ii> SARAH DM ■ \ ot being labeled craiy-peychoby filer association. s» this must be the end lor Ann Remember that brattv girl in Coulter, right? Now that Republicans elementary school that would throw are asking she not be invited back to rocks at all the DO) I during recess theCPAC, Fox News correspondent ,\mi boss sround art) ol the gins who 5een Hanmt\ and conservative radio were t«*> soft-apoken to stand up for talk show host Rush l.imbaugh ap- themselves? Ever wonder what hap- pear to be her onlv tnends; her ow n pened to that irntating-vet-dominat part) is turning on her. Wrong, lust ing character' I've tound her lor you, like the media relished e\er\ time and she still towers over men, bosses Anna Nicole Smith made one idiotic around anyone she can get her hands * omment after another, it cannot on, and gets about as much media ignore the Insane!) offensive state- attention as America's late beloved ments ( oulter makes C oulter makes Anna Nlcols Smith She's i conserve snywhere hxen $2O,IH*HU$TO.I)OO tne .oiummst, bloggerslaeh-poeter- per outlandish publicized speech, so child lor the extreme right: Ann w hv should she slop1 Coulter. Along with sharing Smith's v\ hether it's referring bo Muslims tirst name signature blond hair, and as "rag-heads/ calling the Amen, an outlandish comments that would be I tenKM rats brain damaged. ' or better left unsaid, these two ladies daring to def) her own gender and share one more thing in common state "It would be a much better — the amount ot hu// and atten- Country it women did not \ole," al tion the mere hiding lhat there mention of their A __ S* 1* • would be more namee create* Ann Coulter is now fepuMkar It was one ot those bad America's best-worst- JSJ** life decisions car-accident «.< command tor c oulter —■ loving it — oh, Celebrating yourself on March 2 at and noi the < OnservatJve Political Action I he public must love her to a cer- Conference, when she referred to tain extent or she would have no one St. Patrick's Day, like all of our holidays, is all about us the Democrat presidential candi- reading her books or watching her date John Edwards as a faggot," 1 Oft I \ I he tad of the matter is that fop 0* tin- mornm' to v.i up a small part ol it (while we Consume an inappropriate insulting not only him but Virtually Ann Coulter is now America's best We were quite fortunate this yam St Patrick's Day was amount ot alcohol) lor Christmas. WS put a conifer tree 111 every member of the gav commu- worst,aracudent that no one.an OR .1 Saturday. Mow opportune our living room, throw electric lights Bl it and hang Ugh -M- nity by using that particular slur. keep his or her eves ot ol Whether Surely Si Patrick would be glad that the traditional sin plastic and glass knick-knacks on it with skinny paper In her weak defense, Coulter did she s encouraging the Amen, a to anniversary oi Ins death (ell on a weekend. Everyone is i lips And since we don't celebrate the birth ol Santa (laus issue an apology in her own twisted invade (Muslim| countries, kill their then-tore tree to meditate in somber remembrance of the — er, Christ —with an inappropriate amount of alcohol, we way after the fact, stating, "C'mon, leaders ,iml .oinert them toChnsti- patron saint ol Ireland, a man who returned to the land chase it a week later with New Year's Bve, where WC watch it was a joke, 1 WOUld never insult amtv or praising Hush because she that had enslaved him tor siv wars u g missionary. I hat's I garish glowing ball on a slick drop in limes Square and ga\s bv suggesting that the\ are thinks he hates liberals,' Coulter is what everyone did, right? make up tor the lost lime. like |ohn Kd wards I hat would be one thing lor sure the last person \sthe saving goes, we were all I little Irish on Saturday St. Patrick's Day. on the other hand, is chased H itb mean because ot her recent com- you want to take advice or receive i I ntortunatelv, that tvpi.allv involves ,i chemical substan.e I ast.r. an equall) absurd holiday without the ikohol. Un- ments. Coulter has been dropped compliment from. ■nd lots ot green food coloring. like holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas, which were b\ several media sour.es such as I he problem with writing about I he not that an entire nationality has been reduced to arbitrarily placed on the calendar (we have no idea when USA loday, the National Review and Ann Coulter, talking about her or ( .uinness and Inur-leatelovers is a storv tor another dav in the \ ear C hnst WM horn, anv more than we have a clue a grow ing number ol dailv new s merer) speaking her name, is that (amid an\oiu' imagine Notre i tame having the "I ightmg when the Native Americans made the fatal flaw to help the papers In each state that feature her ignoring her is the best solution. Welsh' or the 'Irate Pakistanis'' as their mascot?), tor like most strange white men who came from a. RXM the sea >. we know column. Although it ma\ seem like In writing this arti.le. I am adding ot our holidays, St Patrick's I hn tells us more ihoul ourselves the events ol Eaatec took place at Passovei A bil ol . redence her career ma\ be hurting, » oulter tuel to the lire ol the Ann (oulter than it does about our ginger neighbors across theoCCan can theretore IH- attributed to Raster, credence we immedi- seems to he onlv gleeful, evident frenzy. So do me a favor; when you re It's easier not to think about it. but the vast m.i|onlv ately BS( liflce nn the altar ol plash, eggfl and little bunnies from the response she posted on done reading this, tear it up, burn our holidays are absolutely absurd, and tend to amount to We don't (nscesaarily) get drunk during faster weekend, her Web rite: "I'm so ashamed, I it hur\ it m the Bahamas (or all I - heap excuses tor us to get plastered St Patrick s Dav is an but someone clearly was when the\ brainstormed how to can't stop laughing!" However, she care — just don't let it get back to her excuse to drink an inappropriate amount ot alcohol — as Celebrate the death and resurrection of Jesus. seems to be the Oral one laughing, that I told you so. though we needed .\n eXCUSC. V\V . elehrate the I ourth ot So happy belated St Patrick's Day We hope the da> was as Republicans aren't even touching Ssnsh DrJsi is a wphomort Engli$h lulv, as ■ I he Simpson's" character Apu stated, by blowing as self-centered as anv other holidav. Coulter with a 10-foot pole lor tear and art fusion issuer.

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I he Louisiana sun beat down on the DAFTfl backs ot the 200 \olunteers hammenng on new homes m New Orleans MUM c . lefts' \ lUagC ^S I Stood surrounded bv my peers, in the midst >'t s ntv full of both despair and hn|H\ it OCCUffed to DM that I never knew this was possible I never understood the magnitude ot the situation I've never seen anything like this on I V 7>minute* that the puzzle ichoob were doing the same i ins simpt) ANN iMfM baltled me Members ol mv OVt n generation were forgoing i raziness i»»r construe- ti\ snese? I expected then- to be more like A "thanks-h.r-makmg-me-smile' pit tO lackie, the.ashier at me, but never so main more Perhaps I'd Dukes, for being BO personal to all of her customers been buying Into the very lie that so mam i junior who always MM /<■ your line, even if it is of my peers seem to believe our genera- significmntly longer because the spawn fares pom cere for the tion has nothing to otter the world except ttudentt at /viii what we see on M I \ posed tO take pride in that' beach? i nless you're missings crucial part The term "Spring Break'* in our culture- loo often we are fooled into thinking ol vour swimsuit, they're|USt not interested has taken on a lertain .onnotation, one that thai these staples ,.( our generation are all Sodet) rewards acandal over normalcy sm An "AnvYisrael-Chai" pat to Brian Goodman for keeping (e6eCtS the overall perception ot our gen that we have, but we ere so wrong. I he d.w And let me >nh\ this those people who tradition alive In his column on the reality of Persia eration: we re a group ol wild, unground- mam ASb participants and COUntKBS other choose to blow lasses to MT\ cameramen From a foffSM frahtum wh sw alaaasnftu surprised (a nassl ed, Spoiled individuals obsessed with OUT volunteers demonstrate that we truK .an while wearing cfosetO nollung rlSVC I I name blotted out. even at IMU. .I'll phones and our sexualitv I ,one an1 the make a difference it oni) we conquer right to do ao but the) do not deserve .lavs ot i he t ireateet Generation/1 young the Stereotype. CHir labor, our sweat and airtime when thousands nt their peers are adulthood no longer implies the beginning our efforts all Impact the world around us working to make the world a better place A 'what are \ou thinking7" dart to |ML groundskeepers lor of responsibility, but tour Isolated years ot believe it or not, we retain |iist as much And the) do not deserve to In- the spokes- installing chain-linked posts around nearly all grass) areas t haos i hese stercot) [»'s are perpetuated potential as I he Greatest Generation, people tor our generation / WIU an imtdiHir^u junior who WOlUttn hoir they think OriSttlU throughout society lumonMTS anytime and manv of us are using it I guess M I \ Society would have us believe mat our grem linked by chain link'- COuUlook better than the natural trail-. during this month, and you'll see scantJl) missed that memo value is found in our bodies and booze, I by IMU rJurftfirj ilad Ivachgoers competing in wet I shirt ot .ours.-, everyone is shsohiteh entitled but we are WOttrt BO imu h more than that. contests and Ktotv-shaking" competi- to a vacation ii relaxing on 11 lorldi beech just ask the residents ol Musicians Village, tions Wat. h am BAOVt alter midnight and is the best w av t< I reiuvenasi N ' SIT mind who now have decent homes thanks to >ol A wa\ to spoil our Irish lun ' dart to the people who called youll see multipls commercials tor "Qris and prepare voursell to tackle the n-st ol lege students Members t.Inn generation the >ops on our part) on St. Patty's I >a\ at 11 p.m. came Wild " Walk down the boardwalk the semester, more power to you. Spending I ask you not to be diacouragcd by the way / font an sngry Itjmdutun who didn't get to fully indulge in of an) beach snd you'll see sigrtsorrering spring Break in ■ I nlfd-WorU country is not VOU are port raved You have enormous po- her lri$k herilmge, and hopes you never find the gold at the end ol Iree te.juila shots lor am one willing to a prent|iiisite tor being a decent human In- tential w bether M 1 \ behev es it or n» «t the ramboie Hash a little more skin I hese have become mg Hut when was the last lime Ml \ Spring m Manning is a tumor htttorynnd the marks ol our generation We re Sup- Rn-ak Interviewed normal sunbatherson the politicti science major 61 Monday, March 19,2007 I www.thebreeze.org 1 The Breeze

Letters to the Editor Don't blame America for Guatemala's problems Don't get sucked into the downloading trap Boston Beanery HKSIAt HAS I • The article recently published concern- As a recent JMU grad, I know what lfs like. You * IA\ KHN ing Guatemala seems to be ill-researched and have limited money, and a shortage on free time. Get the Boston flavor down south. n^iv.■ While the author may only be repeat- You have Highlawn cover charges to pas. Kline's lot ing what she was told, she should pain MOM cream to buy and, of course, the very tvli >\ ed V,ille\ situational awareness and try to verify some Mall to hit up every now and again Who has bme or of her information before blaming America for money to go to the store and buy CDs? Besides, it's so .in enttlt country'! plight When you blame much more amvenient to download music from the America for Guatemala's suffering, you are dorm room...and it's anonymous, right? Wrong. 1/2 OFF inherently saying that a freedom-loving people I'm sure you are heanng about students much appetizers every Tuesday who do the most to help the world are dCttfO) like yourselves all across the nabon who are get- ing .i country. If you have legitimate claims ting busted for illegally downloading music from from 4 - close. ■gainst a mining or plastics company, research servers including, but not limited to. Lime wire and the specifics then target them Not the entire Kazaa While the legal penalty is $750 per song country of America. downloadedi some JIV getting off easy with settle- 1625 East Market St. I herefore, I am cynical when I hear how- ments of $3,000. Thafs a lot ot l>ining Dollars. Harrisonburg, VA 22801 America is responsible for large amounts of The recent article on the front page of The Breeze 540.433.1870 Buffering, thus I showed the article to U.S. from March 15 has prompted me to encourage you Not combined with any other offer. Army Special Forces soldiers via professional- [ML students to see it for what it real I v is stealing. tddltn com. Everyone on this Web site who has Your downloading a song here and then' is the same "Quiet Professional" as his or her screen name thing as going into a record ston* and walking out is .i verified Special Forces soldier. with an album under your purple and gold hoodie SHONEYS Foi those of you not familiar with the U.S. In response to Preston Eberlv's comment that Army Special Forces, these soldiers are trained he doesn't "think that the artists arv being adverse- NOW AVAILABLE: FREE WIRELESS INTERNET to become experts in foreign culture — learn- ly affected" and that "some artists are actually ap- ing language, history and economics, basically preciative of the visibility that piracy gives them .'" Private dining room available for meeting or studying <\ en thing thev can about their area of respon- it completely doesadverselv sBed the SftftStB, and sibility — in addition to advanced military quit! literally, the entire music industry. Don't try 35 Burgess Rd. training and the art of teaching their knowl- totustih, stealing b\ saving you arv doing someone Harrisonburg, VA 22801 ( edge to indigenous forces. S tavor (specially the starving songunters, hard- Here is the question I posed to them and working promotions teams, store owners, legal (540) 434 - 2626 the responses of several U.S. Army Special music distnbutors, and many others who aren't Forces soldiers. I hope these men can dispel getting their due pay definitely do n*rt appni uite it some of the fallacious reasoning so definitively either A much better altematne is dunes. stated by Jess Novak, and encourage her and Respect intellectual property. Don't get caught in Other! to do their research before writing into a downktading scandal. Keep |ML 's great reputation. I newspaper read by intelligent people with And it you're looking to hand out $3,(100, either send good situational awareness it to JML or send it to me.

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UNCW is an equal opportunity/affirmative action institution. Editor: John (iallc Bdilor: Bnan Hanvn i/wm<5 ihebi,. (540) 56X-iX46 Monday, March 19.2007 7 wwwjhebreeze.org Football makes Dukes ranked fifth in nation as though the Dukes had Lax looks to reached the peak ol the mountain. However* Madi- extend streak son returns both the CAA Offensive Player ol the Yeai against Dartmouth senior midfielder Kelly Here, changes er, and the I lefensi* e Player The |MU women's la- of the Year, senior defender CrOSSe team hasn't slowed Kv lee Dardine. down since winning the Co- However, in her first \ ear Malone, Hay more lonial Athletic Association coaching the Dukes Shel- regular season title and the ley Klaes- get promoted, conference tournament last vear And the Dukes still Bradshaw added nave the green light lit. Alter knocking off then- |MU football coach Mick No. 3 Georgetown on the ey Matthews has made some road and Yale at home, the changes to his coaching stall Dukes cata- . pulted from lor the up- 1 Women's coming sea- 12th to sev- son. enth in the Lacrosse nation, ac- I s a i Tomorrow Mr.ulsh.iw, a cording Dartmouth at JMU former all- to \n$iit La ' i> s s e . 2 p.m. conference JMU Lacrosse performer And in the . o a . h e s ' Complex while play- latesl victor) sgainst \ir ing at the poll, IMU is ginia lech, |MU's offense re- linebacker ranked fifth. Madison held mained balanced with eight and delen 1ft both positions for the past different s< orers contribut- Malone siveend po- weeks and is preparing ing in a 23-15 shooting test sition for the Dukes, joins the 0 pie) its tirst true home Berger and junior attacker game against No. 9 Dart- I mil) Mallei oa. ed thi start tis .in assistant defensive line coach. Two other change* mouth tomorrow at 2 p.m. with live goals each. for Matthews' statt will he the In the Dukes' first game of Despite sharniv'. Moniii; promotion of Chris Malone to the season, they were forced duties more so (nan last year, assume responsihiht\ tor the to play their non-conference Berger ha- I l intensive line, and )osh Ma. nemesis Notre Dame in Char- ing 16goals In JMU's first five more is switching from coach- lottesville, due to a snow games. She is also chasing tin- ing defensive Inn1 to tight ends storm that covered the JMU nation's top lacrosse award coach. Lacrosse Complex in ice. And as she was named to the Bradshaw lettered for the in its second "home" match, Tewaaraton lrophy "watch I Hikes as a linebacker and de- the Vale crowd outnumbered list" in the preseason. fensive end from 2002-05 and |ML"s, since most of the Senior attacker Maria u,is ,i Bttmbtf "i |\u s 2004 purple and gold faithful was Bosica and a trio of lunior national championship team aw sj 01 "pring Break. attackers in Natasha ruchs, He finished his career w ith 270 The Dukes suffered their Emily Haller and Annie Wag- career tackles, including 12.5 tirst and only loss of the ner have all shined in (Ml a season against the light- MCkl In his senior season. revamped offense, with i dll he was named a second-tram ing Irish by a single point ferent person claiming hero Ali-Atlantu io Conference is in extra time for the second status from game to game. a defensive end after finishing straight year. Despite the I he one constant has hi en the season with 12 tackles, in- tough loss, JMU took no time the Dukes' hrst-year starter cluding nine for a loss and 4.5 in responding with a 14-10 in the cage, |unior goalkeeper sacks. win over Georgetown. Kelly Wet/ei Ol sll the corn Is,ii worked with our Now. the Dukes (4-1) are ponents, IMi 's biggest ques- coaching stall during last sitting on a four-game win- tion mark, from the outside spring's practice period and ning streak as they continue looking in, was how they'd to try to outdo themselves. handle and replace LlW) expressed B desire [0 |oin our i VAN DYSON/akattatw staff whenever we had an After finishing 15-5 last King, a tour-year starter and CAA Player of the Year KeHy Berger leads the Dukes In goals with 16. and Is tied for the team lead opening," Matthews said in a year with a conference > with seven. JMU continues play tomorrow at home against No. 9 Dartmouth. steLAX pa%e$ press release. "He did a good championship, it seemed job for us last spring, and his familiarity with our program is an asset Malone enters his second season as a Dukes coach. Curtis named mid-major Alexis named Last season he worked with i hns Wiesehan to direct the offensive line, toiusing Player of the Year on the offensive tackles and freshman AH-America tight ends. Malone, who was | former All-Big Baal Conference line- User being named to the < Db- men all-time rVbruarj 20, against Northeastern RICHMOND — |ML senior record hook tins MMSHI, topping man at Virginia Tech, will take nisi Uhletit \srodaorjnAD-Rookie Curtis' name Ivgan to show .enter and the school's most the charts in career and single over for the whole offensive team, (Ml freshman guard Pierre uponC AA scouting leportsafter i otttgtiH$Mer£Om Freshman prolific scorer Meredith Alexis Season storing and n'hounding. line this season alter Wiesehan Curttj has ,idded to his ■ccoladss he led the I hikes to a victor) in Mid-Major All-America Team. was selected as Virginia Player Going into Sunda\ 's tirst nmnd decided to take S job at Sj Tt K being selected to the their tirst home game ot the sea of the Year by Richmond Tirmrs- Kme SgatnSt Pittsburgh, Alexis . use i leshmen Mid-Major v> \ Virginia Militan In Nick Aldndge. Western Carotins DJSnrfdl women's basketball s 1.74" career points and \,Mh t hns provides continu- Amenca Basketball learn. stitute Hie Pierre Curtis, JMU writer Vic Dorr Jr. n-bounds. She looks to expand ity with Whileitarbng in all Sol the 6-foot-3, Vaughn Duggins, Wright State The honor COOMB arter Alexis on Iter single season records <>t our offen- Dukes games Curbs nvonled lames I (orence, Meroei was named the Colonial Athletic ?Wb points and )76iebOUndS sive line,' numbers lobe named among the guard hit lennu t lOOOC, Mount St Man. s Avsociation Player of the Vear Alexis isalaotneonl) player Matthew s programs top all-time freshman tWO tree Michael Freeman, Hampton after averaging team highs m in school history to record l.iim said. He pertomiers He BVCragefl 11-1 thro W s Martjuis 1 lall. I ehigh points and rebounds, with IH.h points snd 1,000 rebounds, she stepped in i lebounda and led the with 11.2 Michael I lunter. CaUfomia-trvine and us. reapestiveh is |omed on the Richmond nfines- last leason team with ^7 assists pel game sci onds Matt lanning. \ortheastern As the CAA's third-leading DuCMtdl AMState tirst team and worked His \~\~ minutes per e.ame not to tie the lohnathon loins.Oakland scorer Alexis profiled the con- t»v teammate l.imera Vbung, well with onlv led the team, but n game at David KooL vVastarrt Mi. higan ference's lop seoring team (74.8 roung averaged IW pints and (hns Wi- ond all-time lor a |Ml tn-shinan s:-h7 be- Adam I eonard, l astern Kentudq ppg), to the school's first NCAA s i rebounds and will have .< esehan, and Curtis led |Ml or bed for the fore steal- Curtis lonathan Rodriguez, Campbell bid since 19%. chance at beating Alexis' career we expect Haymore i in s,ormg eie.ht times ing the ball t 'm.n Samhan, St Marys Alexis is the CAA'S all-time Scoring mark nevt \ear. alter him to give and in assists 18 times I |c SOatcd and sinking the game-w innine. Mike Smith. I aat lennessee Mate leading rebt-under and onlv the setting the program s record of good leadership to our offen- HI double figures 19 bmes >tnd floater to beat the buna Hennk I homsen, California- second player to ever be named career [Mints b\ a junior with sive front." went to the line Ih^ tunes, making, t urtis was named ( AA- Riverside All-CAA tour times I.H: I ast season Madison led \24 iv»th the attempts and makes Rookie ol the Week twice and Ihe f>-toot-l center also ce- the Atlantic 10 in rushll | rank second among IMt iresh- ■cored ha i.mxr high 20paUiari — from staff reports mented her name in the sthool — from staff reports eraglni more than 2IH yards per game and were second in the conference with 2n rushing touchdon ns I he) also al- lowed a league-low 14 sacks As the offensive tackle coach, Malone was responsible lor coaching starters I I >a\ is and lerreiue Apted I >a- \is was named to 1 he Sports Network's and the Associated Tress All-Ainerua team this passed season. Ha\more was a defensive line coat h ior [Ml las) st i i alter serving as S student-assistant in 200S snd pis) Ing foi the Dukes from 2001-04. He Served as a lone, snapper tor four seasons. Including the team's national title run In 2004. "Josh is vet) deserving ol hi* Cnsition," Matthews said. "He as done a great job with ever) assignment we\e giwn him during the last tWO seasons Last season, the Pukes im ished '■'- \ and lost in tin- quar- terfinals ol the Division i \ \ playoffs to Youngstown Mate rhej will open their 2007 schedule Sept I at North ( ar- olma, before opening up their t olonial AthletH tssOl \i tion schedule at home Sept B Bgalnal New Hampshire JMU's men's and women's gymnastics teams participated In their last meet this weekend. For more photos of this event visit thebreeze.org. — from staff reports S Motulav March 19.2007 wwwjhehreezi".orx fhe Breeze Pitt overcomes scrappy VCU in OT LAX: Madison Rams can't questions not about how tough 20. knocked down another three come right back." their tirst two games were, but and the deficit was 10. fields redeemed himself looks to defend how they would prepare to B Walker drained another with a ^-pointer as the shot dock match George nally Win a Sweet Ih game tor three with 4:38 lett to make It expired to give Pitt a 75-71 lead the first tune in school history, J five-point game. Pellot-Rosa with 3:10 left in OT. He dished Mason's run possibl) against UCLA and Ben drove the baseline tor .1 preth to Ramon for another three on conference title Howland, the coach who helped up-and-under lay-up with 3 or the next trip for a seven-point %t ARIHI K Sun i build the Pitt progr.im to its cur- lefttOCUt it U> three 65-62 And lead VCU, naturally, hung in, / t \ • m pegs f goals per game. Addition- rent status. .liter 1'itt sophomore levance pulling within three; Walker All-l AA tirst teamer. ally Wetzel is carrying .1 But VCU, the No 11 seed helds had the ball stolen just missed ,i 'pointer to lie with 11 Wet/el welcomed the five-game streak Of double- BUFFALO. N.Y. -Ihe dock that beat Duke on rhursday past midcourt by Brie Maynor, Seconds left, ending the Rams spotlight bv recording 65 digit saves Into tomorrow's nnallv hit fcOO and there wen •had other ideas Ihe Rams (2S- I hursdS) '8 hem tor VCl. snd dream weekend. saves in her first five games, home match against No. 9 sighs ot relief along the Pitta- 7) pressed and harried Pitt into Walker drained another three. lime |iist ran out on us. Includ- Dartmouth. burgh bench Ihe Panthers rushing up the court and hum the game was tied with 1:42 Pellot-Rosa said. "Nothing else ing 17 Suddenly, the unani- readied the Sweet 16 for the iltg shots ."tier spending much left. It was all OUt there a Bj s i ns t mous preseason voting bv fourth time In six seasons with ot the tirst 11 minutes being 1 he teams traded baskets, Pitt will next play on Thurs- one of the the ( \ \ coaches (or |ML' to -1 79 overtime defeat of overmatched Inside bj the Pan- and Fields WSS hacked bv Pel- da\ in San lose, plentv oi time better- repe.it as champions doesn't Virginia Commonwealth, but thers' big boys, seniors Aaron lot-Rosa going to the hoop with to dissect hov» i l9*poinl lead shooting seem so tar-let. hed — if it it was very near!) .1 historic Gra) and Levon Kendall who 2.1 seconds in regulation Fields can evaporate m 12 minutes teams in ever did in the tirst place. NCAA tournament collapse had 22 points ,nnl lh rebounds had two tree throws to win the and how to avoid such a calam- the na- As the Dukes continue to Pittsburgh (29-7X the No 1 combined game, but bricked them both. ity again. tion in climb their way Up in the seed i" the Wast Region, led b) "We |ust got more aggres- TVS didn't need to s.n 1 ln\ turned up the heat Noire rankings, the real question doubk- digits most of the way sive .it both end--, said \ C I anything to him,'' said fellow and you have BO give them cred- Dame. is simply: how high will last night .ind opened its lead to senior H \ Walker, who had New Yorker Ronald Ramon (12 it.'' s.nd Kendall, who fouled 19 points, 51-& with 12:11 toga 2n points Mis ^pointer got the points), i evance has a lot of out 1:18 Into 01 We definitely PIShting ***" John Gaff* '- 'i ttnioi The lead was lo with 656 left comeback rolling; fellow senior confidence in nimseU and we got a little complacent. We can't Irish .ire currently sixth In motor concentrating 1 he Panthers were read) to face lease Pellot-Rosa, who also h.ul haves lot in him. We knew he'd i.U> that again." the nation. .1. in pnut journalist*. March Madness off to rocky start on CBS video streaming

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viewers disappointed K> Kim FISIHK At the International Modeling and relent AssodatJoi a&e editor vcntions in New Wk and I..A„ for example, swarms ol lame in I 1 H I v.n '. hungn children, teens and parents trv their best to impress, with Contributing writer A ma|or blackout took place during the last week ot Febru- man) leavingdisappotnted and broke. Halpem's interviews with ary, the kids at these conventions open readers' eves tOJUSt how hadlv Sandra Bullock should really stop making mov- It had nothing to do with electricity, power lines or com- these children w.int to be famous ies Oi at least stopstarring in them. Gone are the puter maltunctions. It had everything to do with Parts Hilton Another part ol Halpem's book. "The Celebntv Fntourage." daysoi "Speed" ihe Ntr and "A Tune to Kill." Serious!) looks at the lifestyles of celebntv personal assistants. He tells I hev have been replaced bv Junkers like Speed Dunngthe week oi Feb. IM, the Associated Press held a "Pans the surprising storv ot Dean lohnson, a member ot the advisorv 2: ( ruise Control," " I he I ake House" and her lat- Hilton blackout," in which they did not cover any Hilton re board tor the Association ot Celebntv Personal Assistants est bomb, "Premonition." lated new s I hat meant no gossip about her latest b o \ - lohnson had a sue- ^ cessful business career In 5outh In it. Bullock plays l.inda Hanson, .1 house- friend n«> Stories OR her late-night partying and night, he watched a talk show on wife in a seemingly picture-per feet marriage no Coverage ol her I .as Vegas birthdav partv featuring several celebntv assis- Her husband. |im (played bv luli.in McMahon, What was the point ot the blackout1 Simplv. tants Pasdnated DJ their stones. "Nip/Tuck"), goes on a business trip and is to see how the world would read without even the John packed up and lelt South ( sn> killed in 1 car crash She st.mts making funeral slightest blurb on America's most overexposed wom- hn.i lor I A. with no Job and no place to arrangements and her mother. Joanne (played an. Some considered it an ethical dilemma, while oth- live. Now, several years later, Johnson is by Kate \elhgan. "I he Cider Mouse Rules") ers applauded the decision to take a break from Hilton proud to be the personal assistant to lif- COmeS to town to help out. However, the next It onlv lasted a week |iist in time lor the AP S3 fanv Amber I hiessen. formerly ol Saved day she wakes up to find Jim having cottee in cover Hilton's run-in with the law on Feb. 27 for by the Bell" and Beverly Hills, 902107" their kitchen, in perfect health. Her mother is driving w ith .1 suspended license. I he infamous paparazzi am gone, and Jim hasn't left tor his business trip But what if the APs blackout not lett out of the hoopla ei- yet. Inexplicably, she figures his death was was permanent? What if People, ther, with interviews with lUSt .t dream and goes about her dailv routine Uy -M^i every other photogs" suih as Kus Even when her daughters. Megan and Hndgette publication and news or- ell lunak who has (pLived by Shyann McC'lure and Courtnev lav ganization in the world made a hv ing out lor Burness, respectively) forget their lunches stopped covering Hilton? What if celebntv gos- ot selling celebntv jual like they did the day |im died. Linda barely sip in general wasnot.it its record -breaking, privaCJ im ad snapshots to publi- 1 flinches ing, bodv -part-Hashing standards that it current l\ is cations I hat night, she and Jim go to bed, but she While many people loathe Hilton and her lellow lt I he final part ot his lunik, "I he World ol Celeb- iv .ikes up to find herself back in the middle utantes," many more live for the chance to meet them, , ■f rity Worshippers, focuses 00 consumers ot celebntv ot her nightmare, with eventually till their shoes Until then, they turn to tabloid* tabloids, the autograph-seeking tourists and V, reaming ™ Jim dead and her mother and entertainment magazlnef to get their fix. For main, . eleb Wf '.nis A behind-the-scenes look at Us tVeeUy reveals the Premonition hack in her house I his nties .ire more than |ust interesting. They're addicting et U> the publications success making .eiebnties relat- goes on for the rest ol "Fame Junkie, the latest hook trom treel.uue National f.ipie to everyone Pictures oi Brad and Angelina enjoying ^f the movie, with l.inda Puke Radio pn>ducer |ake Halpern, examines the extreme CSSS ,1 da) m the park with their kids, Kirstefl Dunsf shopping waking up on different of celebntv obsession that has gripped the nation tor the past With Mends and Heath I edgef strolling down a street near Sandra Bullock, days of the week, alter- several yean. his home in Brooklyn all make these Hollywood stars seem like 1* #>r Julian McMahon nating before and after It's not just an obsession oi celebrities, but also an obsession the) lead average lives It is this kind ot tactic that Hollywood her husband's accident. to become a celebntv .md even an obsession to be near celebri- eve. uu'ves, editors and PR gurus use to pull in middle- Once she realizes w hat is ties. , Ameruan consumers and gel them addicted going on. she must trv to find a way to stop En the hrst part of his book. The World ot As With dozens ot firsthand interviews, interest Jim's death pinng Child C eiebnties, Halpern delves into the itistics and countless hours of research, I he flip-tlopping of Jim being alive and dead world of child acting classes and talent con Halpern gives insight Into the burning gets old reallv last ,md also stops viewers from in- vent ions, when- (ami lies p.iv thousands ot question on everyone's mind; win are vesting in his character I he audience gets so used dollars tor their ehildn'ii to meet per* Americans addicted to tame and ce- to him being dead that it doesn't matter whether spective agents and bookers lebrities' or not she stops it trom happening because it's al- readv happened five times I he whole movie is horribly executed, with bad dialogue and overacting, but the hrst halt ot the movie at least made the viewer want to know wh.it was going on. I hi' seCOfld half be- comes painful tO watch, as the storv ce.ises to make sense or otters jn\ real thrills In lieu ol a« ■ tual suspense, the movie tries to create some out of thin air when Linda forgets her laundry on the clothesline and must race outside to get it. I he BOSne is so over-dramati., especially considering her current tircumstances she acts like it would be the end Oi the world it her laundrv got wet, parties h> l M HI N l'\t K/drrdimm vet each dav she wakes up, she doesn't know 1! her husband will he dead or alive. It doesn't reallv seem like this lady has her priorities straight I he explanation tor ivh) she's having these premonitions, a k .1 time-traveling episodes, is about as solid as Swiss , heese. but bv the end ol • HOLLYWOOD: how addicted are we? \ this movie, viewers don't even care —- they jusl want it to be over Am interest 111 the characters _ W. Since 2000, celebrity magazine circulations increased 18.7 percent and news magazines increased or plot left long ago. |ust as the audience should only 2 percent • have. Bullock needs to sink to smaller roles in "American Idol" pulls in more viewers than the nightly news on the three major networks combined * movies that are actually good like Infamous and "Crash, and stop starring in these tilth- • .V Some families spend more than $5,000 to attend talent conventions for the chance to acheive fame • rate thrillers I his movie is boring and hope- •suuslica fhmi I nc Junkies" • tullv the audience will have a premonition not tO see it

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