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The New Improved

Volume VIII, Number 1 P.O. Box 12286 September, 1988 La Jolla,Ca 92037

© CopyrightCalifornia Review 1988

The Jolt Guy On

Rory Cheeney on the Media

William Bennett Reminisces

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The Time of My Life Herewe areonce again, its Se!~tembcr didn’tknow that sororities were really fra- inI.~ lolla and school is back in session. ternitieswhich are actually nazi pawns You’veheard it a thousandtimes, so once cantrolledby the Regents who do thebid- By William J. Bennett morecan’t hurt -- WelcomeBack to dingof the CIA which is itselfguided by UCSD. thegovernment under the direct supervi- Whenl wasa professorof lawand country,talking to students,teachers, and parents.And everywhere I’ve gone, I’ve Withthat out of theway, welcome to sionof Satanhimself. Besides being philosophy,my area of specialinterest the New, Improved .C.~. interestingandinformative (much like the wasethics and political philosophy, andin foundour people to be thoughtfulabout theirown lives and about national affairs. Forthose of youunfamiliar with us, we TeenageMutant Ninja Turtles series) the particular,American political thought. In representthe conservative sector of the DisorientationManual is an excellent my undergraduatecourse, my studentsand I supposethe thing that I’ve been most recruitingtool for the Review. I alwaysread at leastsome of the surprisedby is howmany politicians con- studentbody. Our objective is to provide a forumfor the viewpoints not expressed Onceagain the Left has accused us of Federalist.Oneof theissues we tinuallyunderestimate theintelligence of beinghomophobic, anti-feminist, racist inevitablydiscussed was the founders’ theAmerican people. They think they by theother UCSD publications. UCSD hastwo publication forliterature -- war-mongers.All unfounded and inflam- viewof theimportance ofcharacter in haveto speakdown to them,to make matorycharges. Imagine that -- theLeft government,what they unembarrassedly politicalissues simple, to puteverything Abbdabbsandl~zdgag.f,.Kf,.W,w, the Koala for humor, and ,~ - a rantingand raving over delusions of per- calledthe need for virtue. We debated in termsof slogans.But you can speak secution--shocking! whethermen of goodcharacter could be directlyto theAmerican people. You can gay/lesbianpaper which may or maynot stillexist. Also produced here is I personallysupport a strong defense activein politics, given the compromises tellthem what is on yourmind. You can butthis is hardly blood-lust History has so oftendemanded of thosein politics. engagein a vigorouspublic debate about Voicepublished by African-American Students and ~ serving mili- shownthat those who unilaterally disarm I’vesince had the unusual oppportunity importantpublic issues. do attainpeace --Rest In Peace--some- tobe a professorofpolitical philosophy PaulBuchan wrote long ago that "poli- tamChicanos and Latinos. Finally we have the ~. Be sure to read thingwhich can be avoidedby thedeter- whohas now lived for a timein thepoliti- ticsis still the greatest and most honorable enceafforded bya slrongmilitary. calworld. And as I prepareto leavemy adventure."Public life affords you the theNI’s disorientation Manual, a lot of govenamentpost, I findmyseff reflecting opportunitytoact on yourconvictions, to workby a lotof dedicatedindicviduals againon the questions ofcharacter and acton your ideals, toact on yourideas. wentinto this. As alwaysthey do an Americanpolitical life that my students Takeit, then, from a productof the excellentjob of pointing out the flaws of -RFT oftenasked - thatI oftenasked -- more academy,don’t pay heed to thecynics, UCSDand American society in general.I thana decadeago. manyof whommake their home within founderswere realistic people. My governmentexperience over the partyor ideologicalmatter. You will find theacademy, who disparage or belittle Theyknew about human frailty, so they lastseveral year convinces methat the characterinindividuals like publicservice and public servants. If gaveus a systemof governmentto protect founders’hope was well placed, their real- RepresentativeWilliam Natcher of you’reinclined to enter public life, my againstthe weakness and "duplicities" of ismwell justified. What one finds in Kentuckyand Senator Bill Bradley of adviceis: do it.Do it withhonor, do it humannature. "Enlightened statesmen Washingtontoday is exactlywhat NewJersey, both Democrats, and you will withpride, and do itwith a highsense of q alifornia willnot always be at thehelm," Madison Madisonfound some two centuries ago: findCharacter in Representative Henry publicduty. I haven’tregretted my public Lettersto theEditor conceded.But clearly he expectedmen of somedegree of depravity, self-interest, Hydeof Illinoisand Senator Alan servicefor a moment.On thecontrary, virtue-- hehad before him, after all the andignorance ofthe public good, but also Simpsonof Wyoming,both Republicans. I’vehad the time of mylife Lettersshould be addressedto the editor,typed double-spaced,and exampleof GeorgeWashington -- to be a fairdegree of honesty,character, and My dealingswith these men have provid- eitherdropped off at our office,Room 212, StudentCenter, or sent Imperiumet Libertas. activein politics. The principle is summa- constancy.In short some vice and some ed encouraginglessons about the very through intra-campus mail: B-023-005. rizedin F~e~ist55: "as there is a virtue. questionsof governance that so worried WilliamJ. Bennettis a Former Magistratus: degreeof depravityin mankindwhich I’veseen public officials ofdiverse my studentsa decade ago. Secretaryof Education. requiresa certain degree of circumspec-politicalstripes with the virtues the Theseindividuals andothers like them RobertF. Triplett...... ExecutiveEditor tiontaxi distrust, sothere are the other foundersdescribed: reliability, resiliency, --not only in Congress, butalso in the Thisarticle was distributed by the Col- RoryCheeney ...... PubliusCohortis qualifiesinhaman nature which justify a integrity,a steadiness ofdisposition. executiveand judicial branches --prove legiateNetwork. LeslieCrocker ...... SupremusAuxulium certainportion of esteemand confidence. Theseare individuals whocan’t be daunt- thatwhen you go to Washingtonyou Republicangovernment presupposes the ed or bribedmen and women who express needn’tleave your character behind. They existenceofthese qualities in a higher inanother part of the country, who don’t alsoexplode the myth that you can’t be At theend of last year, hundreds of degreethan any other form." changetheir views for reasons of self- effectiveanddecent and honorable atthe copiesof severalcampus newspapers were Equites: Duringmy academicyears, I rememberinterest,butonly by force of sound argue- sametime. thrownaway by universityemployees. detectingin my colleaguesand students a meritand evidence. My observationstems My timein Washingtonhas reminded We havedecided to protect our fights with DouglassBreckinridge, Devin Laing fairamount of suspicionabout the notfrom partisanship, because I’ve seen me of someof the good sense -- thecom- theservices of Mr CharlesPurdy IV, BrookeCrocker, Stephen Dunham, William Eggers, foundez~hope. Should Madison and com- viceand virtue distributed on both sides of monsense -- of theAmerican people. As esquire.The following is the latest com- panypresupposed even a modestportion theaisle. Secretaryof Education I’ve traveled up municationinour dispute with the univer- ofthe virtue in ourleaders? Characterisan individual matter, not a anddown and back and forth across this sity. exempliusadvisor:

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Finally, CaliforniaReview are the opinions of indi- nerof distributing student publications on ifsuch written policies already exist, Foundersand Membersof the Pantheon: vidualwriters and do not necessarily repre- campusand moreover, (ii) the reasonable pleasemake the same avalliable to my sentthe collective opinions ofthe CR staff, time,place and manner of disposalof such office;if not,please immediately take H.W.Crocker III, Brigadier Editor Emeritus ’83 theASUCSD, the Regents and/or the Uni- newspapers. stepsto formulatesuch policies. And, I Morespecifically, my clients have E. ClasenYoung, President Emeritus ’84 CaliforniaReview (Restitutor Orbis) was foundedon versityofCalifornia. withrespect to saidformulation, please be C. BrandonCrocker, Imperator Emeritus ’85 the sunnyafternoon of seven,January, nineteen. informedme that,during the spring advisedthat my clients are keenly interest- hundredand e~ghty-two, by discipuli cure civitas semesterof 1988,the maintenance and edin participatinginthe drafting ofsuch listeningto Respighiand engagingin discourseon groundskeepingcrews employed by the policies. administrationregularly collected and dis- preservingthe AmericanWay. Incidentally,myclients have possedof wholestacks of variousstudent informedme that,despite numerous writ- Bearersof the Torch: publications.Indeed, I have been tenrequests, your office has refused to informedthat on severaloccasions the disclosewhatever written policies and/or C.G.Alano, Rebellis Dux Emeritus’86 publicationswere disposed of on thesame Pleaseaddress all letters, manuscripts, and guidelinesexist with respect to thedistri- P. 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PurdyIV (Prap.torianPraefectus) A conservativeJournal is a terrible time,place and manner of disu’ibutingstu- thingto waste.Please support the dentpublications. As you are surely ~lfiJ~nlia.~if~erred in the June aware, if such ~blenessindeed CaliforniaReview, a not-for-profit ’88issue in crediting anarticle to 2nd exists,the First and Fourteenth Amendmentrights of thestudents who organization.Thank you. LieutenantKurt Schlicter. Mr Scldicter’s Photos by Stephen Dunham opinionsate soley his and do notnecessar- publishthe subject publicatims (aswell as ilyreflect those of the United States thestudents who read them) have been Army. California Review - So tember - Page 5 Page 4 - September - California Raview Comments On the Media & the Left In Review By Rory Cheeney ¯ Since1981 more than 72,500 people ¯ Since1981 there have been 8 deaths havedied of AIDSworldwide. causedby vendingmachines falling on peoplewho shook them. It seemsthat as I’vebeen bothered bya fewthings late- craticsense; and leaders ofthe labor (thoseof Arabic,Gemum, East Asian Cokeadds life, so it takethaway. ernmentdeserved every bit of iL ¯ Duringthat same period torture than 14 ly:double standards for instance. When I movementare hunted down like criminals. Wbetherone is foror agaiust the useof bloode¢.) have their rights routinely millionpeople have died of measles. seea copyof the AmericanCommunist Onewonders what the labor situation theatom as a sourceof energy,itis agreed denied,much more than throe of other ¯ Sixtyseven percent of Americansbelieve Party’snewspaper I pick it up. In it, dou- wouldbe like in the U. S.if the American by allconcernd that the people responsible peoples.They arenot mined, aria ¯ According to ~ ~ can now theUnited States should maintain its mili- blestandards and biased repordng are CommunistParty, which sympathizes with bungledthe affair from the beginning. R~ Jew’spapers is imprintedthe ride4 sulxnarinesat the West Edmonton tarystrength no matterwhat it costs. This abundant.In stories about Afghanistan, Warsawand Moscow, were the political Whatgets me upsetis thatnot only were unkindestcutof all -- they are the only Mallin Albena,Camgl¢ This is in con- meansthat 33% of ourpopulation is com- theauthors are decidedly selective inwhat pattyin powerhere... poisonsreleased into the atmosphere peoplein Russiathat are officially deemed Irastto the 3 submarinessailors can ride in posedof wieniesand coelentrates. theychoose to piont:the reader is told Ithas been noted that the American becauseof theirpoor design and salty we- non-Russianby the powers that he. Their theCanadian navy. timeand time again how the Soviet Union mediacan be rather selective intheir cautions,butthat the Kremlin tried to papersare stamped Jew. This i$ alltoo ¯ 4,*%of executivesrank themselves as was"Lcked" to participate; we hear of reportingprocedures. Some examples: hushit up and deny it - justas they denied reminiscentof another time and place. It ¯ Unhappywith the leading presidential theirmost trusted confidant inethical situ- aggressionby theChinese and American We’veall heard about Vice President shootingdown the Korean 747. Imagine is toobed that any conduct, no matterbow candidate~?Whynot start a write-incam- ations.Go directlytojail. Do not pass imperialists,on behalf of thefreedom Bush’s"gender gap" problem. In a Hams ifthe U.S. of Israelhad shot down an heinous,by theSoviet Union, is deemed paign?During the 1985 mayoral election Go.Do notcollect $200,000,000. fighters;andwe areinformed that the rate pollpublished in Tune Magazine last Aeroflotjet; or ifan Americanreactor had abovethe reproach by theleft wing. If the in Boise,Idaho, Mr. Potato Head garnered ofliteracy isbelieved tobe on the rise - month,the results showed that the per- an accidentand our government tried to percentageoffemale public officials in 4 votesfrom supporters using this tactic. ¯ Apparanflythere was one tourist for couldthis have something to do withthe centageof womenfavoring Mr. Bush was denyit andcover it up. In such a casethe theUnited States was as low as that in the Headhopes for a strongershowing in the everyscientist onAntarctica last year. pogromof therural population? Why 15% belowthe numberof men whowould uproarwould be manytimes more strident U.S.S.R.,the~ would justifiably be pub- presidentialelections this November. Soakingup someserious (UV) rays. aren’twe toldof thesystematic bombing votefor him. The title of theaccompan- andenduring. I will not venture into the licoutrage. But again, nary a whimperby ofvilliages; whyis it thatthe program of ingarticle invokes the gender gap and causefor this inequality onthe part of our the"pmgressives/ ¯ Fromthe Cite Care file: the Queen ¯ On theJapanese Trade Front: Coca-Cola dispersingland mines, shaped like little askswhy women don’t take a likingto more-liberalmedia; I leave that up to you. I’veread news stories regarding the Elizabeth2 has passed only 2 ofit’s last 9 earned$350 million in profitsin toys,is somehownot mentioned? I won- him.What is not mentioned is that the of thepurported freedoms and greatdeal of trade between the nations of U.S.health nupections. andonly $324 million here. derwhat the ieh would’ve had to sayif the numberof menwho would vote for equalopporUmity afforded the citizens of Israeland South Africa. Israel, along U. S. hadinvaded Mexico using similar GovenorDukakis lags 14% behind the theSoviet Union? In thelast few yeats withthe United States, is condemdfor the ¯ In RockyIV ourhero (not) lands 115 ¯ BigMacs cost $5 inJapan while a boxof tacdcs? numberof womenfeeling the same way. especially,we’ve all heard iL The "pro- economicrelations. The Soviet Union puncheswhile taking only 218. At least Cheerioscosts $7.20. Seems fair, sushi in one issue of ~ag..~ (or Whenis a gendergap not a gendergap? I gressive"newspapers andjournals are for- anda coupleof Africannations are not he didn’tmiss the bus to thefighL costs$4.50 at DodgerStadium. whateverifs called) appeared a news story guessit alldepends on theviewpoint of evertouting the superiority ofthe socialist beratedat alLIn fact, the Soviet Union’s aboutthe people’s revolt in Burma.The theobserver. Itseems that a perceived governmentsand damningour own.I beg annualtrade with the abhorrent re#me in ¯ Thereare now 300 Americans with ¯ pj.Oltourke said "The best thing about dearthof female voters has political sig- Pletorinoutpaks llmt of Jerusalem!Why mainpoint of thearticle was concerned to differwith them. Take the Red Army don’twe hearmore about this from the someoneelse’s heart and 400 Americans theSoviet Union was that I coulddrink withsome of thecitizens marching inthe nificance;butthat a similarshortfall on forinstance. Compared to theU. S.mili- whowere conceived in test tubes. likea Russianand leave like an press?These double standards are unfair - meetto protestthe lack of freedomand themale side does not an interesting story tary,which is 11%female and climbing, themotives behind them doubly so. American."In I’euozavodsk last year, 3 dueprocess in thecurrent regime. There m~e.Another instance of selective theSoviet armed services are at a steady ¯ Fromthe EduKation file: 5% of thestu- peoplewere crushed to deathin liquor- wasno mention of thefact that the politi- reportageconcerns Senator Quayle’s 1% femalerate. In theU. S. andmost dentsenrolled in Dankin’Donuts storelines. calpersuasion of those in powerwas record.Some would have us believethat membersof NATO,a womancan partici- Universityfail the 6-week training course. socialist,orthat the official name of the histime sexved in the Illinois National patein over 90% of the career fields ¯ Vermontersmay shoot up to 10 fishper countryof Burmaincludes the word Guardwas a cop-out-They claim that this offered.Far from perfect integration, but ¯ Add EduKafion-42% of Americanscan dayduring the season. That she blows, socialist.Were Burma’s ties with Moscow is a measureof hisweakness and unrelia- it’sa start.Inthe Russian military itis notname an Asiancountry "near the MobyPerch, the great bluegill. Call me tooembarassing perhaps? bility.I disagreee. I question how many quiteanother sto~ indeed. There, the PacificOcean". Ishmael...Jqo,wellcall you stupid. Themore Left wing press continually ofthese same liberals ever used a bitof onlyfields open to womenare: medical, stressesthe plight of thecommon worker. "leverage’ifand when the chance present- secretarial,andgeneral’s "assistanL" ¯ Thereare an estimated 1.7 million base ¯ UNSOLVED MYSTERIES DEPT.: A Governmentand/or cortxxme meddling in ed itself.I also wonder how many of Whereare the sanctimunious ral~le-rous- slidinginjuries insoftball games each certainpmprerty in Massachusettswas theworkplace is constantly derided. I find thesesame complainers spent time in uni- ingwhen you need them? There is big- year.We at the Reviewrecommend OTL twiceconsidered andtwice rejected as a itinteresting that those who would seem form.I feel it is hypocritical forthese otryand religious persecution still to he asa alternative."Beers not Bases". stateprison site. Two large Dukakis cam- to careso muchfor the common man and menand women to wearas a badgeof foundin theU.S. In theU.S.S.R., how- paigncontributers thenbought the site, honortheir ducking out of servingtheir ever,such a segregationandhatred are ¯ GeorgeBush has come hack strong in the woman,are suddenly quiet when the sub- andsuddenly Dukakis decided that’s jectof Polandcomes up. The Polish country,while harassing Quayle for serv- andperpetuated: have you polls,but his campaign may be thrown wherea prismshould he builtafter all, CommunistParty will not allow free labor ingin the guard. You figure it out. everspoken with a Jewishemigre from intodisarray due to chargesby a groupin andasked the state to forkover $10 mil- Do youremember all the ink spilt over theSoviet Union? You will hear a sadtale RoryCheeny is a studentat UCSDand El Pasothat Bush may have been involved unions;it doesnot give the workers any a staffmember of CR. lionto buythe property. Now why did semblanceof workers’ rights in thedame- theChemobyl incident? The Soviet gov- indeed.Jews and other non-desirables inthe theft of Pancho Villa’s skull. thishappen?

Interesting Notes Cola And Competition

By Ed Rubenstein A newproposal for a ballisticmissile by The Jolt Guy defensecalled "Bee Swarm" that would BothGeorge Bush and Michael tasteof JolLThe market salutes these place1O,000 Stinger-missile-type intecep- Thefollowing true story could happen peoplefor providing the competition it Dukakisare going to haveplenty to say tars200 miles above the Earth was last cnlyin a freemarket society: aboutthe economy over the next two and musthave to operateproperly. Infact, if offeredlast month by Dr.Klaus Heiss at A fewyears ago, Coca Cola, Jolthad a monopoly,the price of cola a halfmonths. Here are a fewnotes to theheadquarters of High Frontier. Colaand RC Coladecided to cutcosts by startthem off: wouldgrow faster than my ego.Lower- GeneralGraham, who said the idea is replacingsucrose (table sugar) with high- qualitycolas also have a placein our free I. Miseryis down.The Misery Index "brilliant,’hadpresented theconcept to fructosecorn syrup. Cola drinkers agree marketsociety, itis clear. (unemploymentrateplus inflation rate) thatthis change resulted in a lowerquality averaged9.9 during the first quarter of PresidentReagan at theWhite House on In a communistcountry, there could be April12. tastein allcolas involved. What can he noJolt Cola. In a fascistcountry, there thisyear, down from a highof 20.7dur- done?sugar lovers ask. ingthe last year of the Carter Grahamproposed that the adminisWa- couldhe no JoltCola. Even in a modern tionappoint a panel of defense industry In a systemwhere government controls democraticsocialist country, there likely Administration. leadersto reporton theBee Swarm idea. theeconomy, nothing can be done.But 2. Eighteenmillion new jobs have been couldbe no JoltCola. In America,how- Themissile interceptors would be thisproduct change occurred in theUnited everthere is JoltCola. That’s why rm createdthis decade, roughly 200,000 per equippedwith two-stage propulsion sys- Statesof America. Ittook place in a free month.Since 1982 the U.S. has created tems,which would sense the plume of a marketeconomy that protects sugar proudto bean American,living in a free threetimes as manyjobs as thesix other lovers.And they overcame the denial of country,where I canbe sure of quality economic-summitcountries combined. forblacks fell 12.6 per cent, the largest continuedeconomic growth could add nuclearmissile at theboost stage and then consumerproducts, like Jolt Cola. maneuverinto the missile’s path for a kill. sugarthe leading had the effrontery (Thecombined working-age population of declinein nearlytwo decades. The per- another50 percent ($425 billion) totry to impose. (Author’snote: Ralph’s currently has thosecountries is one and one-half times centageof elderlyAmericans (65 and 1993.This assumes no newtax legisla- Usinginfrared sensors to trackthe launch thebest price on JoltCola. By buying this ofamissle, each interceptor would esti- An ambitiousentrepreneur named C. J. woductthere, you will encourage other thatof the United States.) over)living in povertyis nowthe lowest tion. matethe hunch closest to itselfand Rappdecided to competewith corn syrup 3. A record63.7 per cent of the on record. 10.The deficit as a percentageof GN-P Coke,Pepsi, and RC. He decidedthat his storesto lower their Jolt prices. You, the Americanpopulation above 16 (74.5per 7. Since1982, industrial production in attack. consumers,area vitalpart of a freemarket fellfrom 6.3 in 1983 to 3.4 last year. Heisssaid, "We can have effective colawould be sweetenedwith sugar only. centof malesabove age 16) were theUnited States has risen more than 26 11.The current economic expansion is He alsodoubled the amount of systemthat protects your right to indulge employedin July. percent, compared with 22 per cent in controlof accessto space.We canhave inJolt Cola.) thelongest in peacetimehistory (68 thesystem up in quite a shortperiod - 3 to normallyused. Both of thesefeatures 4.More than half of thejobs created Japan,11.6 per cent in WestGermany, and monthsas of July).The historical average 4 years-and it canbe doneeconomically." were adv~ on propo~edcans and hot- since1982 pay more than $20,000 per 8.8per cent in WesternEurope as a whole.isonly 27 months. Heissis founderof ECONInc., a ties.Over 100 flavor formulas were Iried year. 8. A studyreleased last month shows syrup.But Jolt also sells very rapidly. TheJolt story is what the free market managementfirm with offices in beforethis ingenious mansettled on a fla- systemis about.Through market forces 5. After-taxincome of themedian U.S. thatthe average U.S. manufacturing Reprintedwith permL~on from the vor.The result was Jolt Colat Thisis due to its high quality. IfJolt sold familyincreased between 1980 and 1987, employeeproduced $42,600 worth of Alexandria,Virginia; Houston, Texas; and thepublic has a choiceof lowerprice~ or SanJoae, California. He luts wm’ked on JoltCola currently must sell at a higherforthe same price as Coke and Pepsi, it Th~Jolt Gay is an institutionat UCSD - from$23,761 to $36,108,a 10.2 per cent goodsin 1986,compared to $41,800and pricethan other cohe. This is dueto the wouldpmhably be thebest-selling colaon bettertaste. Some people continue to pre- projectevaluations and in managementfor ferthe taste of Cokeor Pepsi over the We applmsdthis individual. increaseafteg adjusting forinflation. $35,500for his counterparts in Japan and useof sugar instead of high-froctcoecorn themarket. 6. Thepolmlatim living below the West Germany, ~vely. the~ece shuttle end the commm’cializa- povertyline fell by neatly three million 9. Federalrevenues have increase by 65 tionof theTitan hunch system. between1952 and 1986. Tbe peverty rate percent ($337 billion) since 1980, and Reprintedfrom High Fromier’s California Rovlow - Soptombor - Pago 7 Page 6 - September - California Review eoo oeeooeoeooelooeoooooleeeooooeeoooeo~e ~)oe ¯ eeoooe eeeeeoe e8’ o~e’~m~eem~eom~eI oooeoo oeeeeeeeooooooeoo oeooeeeoeooooeoeoooooooe~eeeeeoeeeooeeoeeeooeeeeeeooeoee

Comics Page A Freshman Guide to UCSD from the Right

byWilliam D. Eggers veryfoul. To offsetthe oudandish propaganda Music Campus Media thatthose on theLeft prepare every year KSTDis thecampus radio station. It TheKoa~ and the Review are the only As a finalservice to freshmenat (inthe form of theinfamous playsprogressive music and simply refus- campuspapers worth reading. The leftist UCSD,here is a listof places that are bas- DisorientationManual), I thought it esto play any music that isn’t terribly paper,~ is alwaysgood . tionsof the radicalleft at UCSD,and thus appropriatetoprovide those naiive, starry obscureand convers up imagesof theend fora fewnon-well intentioned laughs. Its should be avoidedby thosewho enjoy the eyedfreshmen with my own guidebookto of civilization.KSDTis inhabitedprimar- policyproposals and writing are, for the freemarket, nice clothes, and a daily f UCSD.I amcertain that in the future this ilyby the deathly pale people in black mostpart, naiive and fail to lakeinto shower. guidewill prove a veritablebible for those describedabove. However, none of this accountthe complexities of American and Bewareof: ’t freshmenmore inclined towards the reallymatters since no onehears KSDT internationalpolitics. The Che Cafe "right"way of thinking.Enough for the becauseit hasno spoton the FM dial. movesa little farther tothe left every year VisualArts Classes introduction. andis a genuineembarassment fora ThePolitics of theComm. Dept Women’sResource Center newspaperat a majoruniversity. NewIndicator Staff Meetings Architecture If youare a red-bloodedcollege male ThirdCollege Council Meetings As everyoneknows by now, or a womanwho doesn’t feel at home GreekSystem Hillcrest / UCSDbuildingsareall made of drabbrick dressingup incombat fatigues and bad It’sgetting bigger every year and is andeither resemble the nicer prisons or mouthingthe entire male heterosexual comprisedof a goodpercentage of the Lebanon.Those of us thatlong for the population;then you should probably moresocial members of thestudent body. beautiful,historic buildings found in most avoidthe Women’s Resource Center at all However,without greek houses on cam- ofthe great colleges and universities inthe costs.Sorority girls beware! They don’t pus,one doesn’t get quite the same expori- countrywill not find anything even resem- likeyou there. enceasis possible elsewhere. bringthem here. To makematters worse, scatteredthroughout the campus are AssocmtedStudents Radicals(The Campus Left) numerousnouveau-tech modem art sculp- Providessome exlremely worthwhile Havelacked any credibility or respect tures,including theblue-screen, andthe servicesfor UCSD students, and there are sincethe Reagan Revolution swept onto hideousT.V. screen "statement" atthird. somereally good people there. The prob- collegecampuses 8 years hence. They are Thesesculpters seem to be onlyenjoyed lemhere lies in the meetings which are mireddown in theworn out causes of the by thatsegment of theUCSD population largelycomposed of endlesshours of 60’s.Most at UCSD are not terribly intel- NATO ligent,rather inarticulate andare sixth and WilliamD. Eggersis a seniorand a polit- whoinsist on wearing nothing but black squabblingover minute wording details andappearing deathly pale at all times. andinconsequential amounts of money. seventhyear seniors who invariably smell icalscience major at UCSD

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