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ROOT … SEE ALSO “SARSAPARILLA” AND “ BEER” stop getting canned and get real! SPARKY’S FRESH DRAFT BEER with Velvet Carbonation IN 22oz BOMBER BOTTLES 12/22oz & 24/12oz Sparkitos!! FAMILY MICROBREW OF PACIFIC GROVE NEAR MONTEREY; 20 YEARS’ WORK; WE THINK THE BEST EVER; THEY DON’T MAKE ANYTHING BUT ROOT BEER! BAVARIAN IMPORTED VIRGIL’S SPECIAL EDITION ROOT BEER WITH CERAMIC TOP 16/500ml BREWED IN BAVARIA, CERTAINLY THE WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE HANDCRAFTED ROOT BEER. ALSO ONE OF THE BEST ROOT WE’VE TASTED. ABITA ROOT BEER BREWED NEAR NEW ORLEANS WITH PURE CANE 4/6/12oz A CLASSIC AMERICAN HOMETOWN MICROBREW; THE ONLY SOFT FROM THE ABITA BREWING COMPANY AND ONE OF THE BEST ROOT BEERS OF ALL TIME VIRGIL’S BREWED ROOT BEER 6/4/12oz ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE BAVARIAN NUTMEG; EXPENSIVE BUT A BIT MORE AFFORDABLE EXCELLENT ROOT BEER OLDE RHODE ISLAND BREWED ROOT BEER 24/12oz THE BEST MOLASSES ROOT BEER THERE IS; ALL THE WAY FROM OLDE RHODE ISLAND ROUTE 66 ROOT BEER “my way or the highway” 24/12oz ONE FOR THE ROAD; IF DRINK & DRIVE, DRINK ROUTE 66 ROOT BEER, CREAM,OR, BLK CH, CAPT’N ELI’S ROOT BEER FROM PORTLAND, ENJOY THE MAINE EVENT IN YOUR OWN HOME; ALL THE WAY FROM THE SHIPYARD BREWERY! DOG N SUDS ROOT BEER from the Dog N Suds Hot Dog Stands of Avon, 24/12oz & 12/32ozHOT DAWG! YOU’LL FOAM AT THE MOUTH! GALES ROOT BEER MADE BY CHEF GALE GAND 24/12ozMADE BY THE FAMOUS PASTRY CHEF GALE GAND WHO LOVES ROOT BEER! THOMAS KEMPER MICROBREWED ROOT BEER OF SEATTLE 4/6/12oz SMOOTH AND FOAMY ROOT BEER THAT POURS WITH A HEAD LIKE GUINNESS ROOT BEER, , BLACK CHERRY, CREAM, ALE, GRAPE SODA, LOW CAL ROOT BEER, GINGER-PEACH, OREGON MARIONBERRY! RAT BASTARD ROOT BEER 24/12oz one of the Scary Skeleteen Drinx BONE JONES SAYS IT “TASTES LIKE A SON OF A BITCH” MAINE ROOT ORGANIC BOMBER BOTTLES 12/22oz THE MAINE THING IS THE ROOT AND IT’S ORGANIC AND IN A HUGE BOMBER BOTTLE! STEWART’S SODAS 6/4/12oz ROOT BEER, DIET ROOT BEER, ORANGE CREAM, DIET ORANGE CREAM, KEY LIME, CHERRIES n CREAM, DIET BLACK CHERRY, BLACK CHERRY, GRAPE, CREAM SODA INITIALLY INNOVATIVE PRODUCTS NOW OWNED BY A MEGA-CORPORATION BUT WE’VE GOT’EM IF YOU WANT’EM! JOURNEY SOFTBREWS FROM VERMONT 6/4/12oz JOHN BARLEYCORN ROOT BEER, THAI LEMONGRASS SODA BREW, SI BERIAN SUN BREW, GREEN TEA GINGER BREW, CARIBBEAN CREAM w/, AND ANCIENT ! WHAT INCREDIBLE CONCOCTION WILL COME NEXT? WHERE WILL THE ROAD LEAD? THE JOURNEY PEOPLE ARE FANATICAL ROOT BEER ENTHUSIASTS SO THEY MAKE QUITE A VARIETY IN ADDITION TO THEIR OTHER BREWED SPECIAL OFFERINGS! THEY HAVE FLOWN FROM VERMONT TO , THEIR CAPS HAVE QUESTION MARKS, AND THEY’RE HOLISTIC-er THAN THOU. NEXT STOP MAY BE THE TWILIGHT ZONE SO BE SURE THAT YOU MIND THE GAP ON YOUR EFFERVESCENT JOURNEY INTO THE GREAT UNKNOWN! AND ON THAT JOURNEY DRINK UP & ENJOY! BERGHOFF CHICAGO ROOT BEER REG & DIET 24/12oz & 12/32oz NO MATTER HOW MUCH WIND’S IN CHICAGO, IT WON’T BLOW THE FOAM AWAY! SIOUX CITY COWBOY-STYLE ROOT BEER 6/4/12oz THE NAME IS SIOUX CITY AND THE COMPANY IS IN CITY. HOW ABOUT THAT, PARDNER??! XTZ ROOT BEER RIOT 24/12oz THE XTZ TEA PEOPLE WOULD RATHER FIGHT THAN SWITCH, SO THEY PUT IN THEIR ROOT BEER TO KEEP GOING! DR. BROWN’S KOSHER ROOT BEER 24/12oz THE ROOT BEER IS AS KOSHER AS ITS NAME, AND THE DOCTOR MAKES HOUSE CALLS BY APPOINTMENT ONLY KEGS OF THOMAS KEMPER CANE SUGAR ROOT BEER 20L, 30L HOOK IT UP AND LET IT FLOW; IT’S BREWED AND IT’S CREAMY, FOAMY & TASTY! BROTHERS MOLASSES ROOT BEER 6/4/12oz THE BROTHERS HAD A BARREL OF FUN COMING UP WITH THIS ONE! A VERY MOLASSESSY ROOT BEER; TOTALLY UNIQUE AND DIFFERENT THAN THE ROOT BEERS YOU’RE ACCUSTOMED TO! WE HEARD THAT EVEN THE PEARSON BROTHERS GOT JEALOUS! FITZ’S StLouis ROOT BEER 24/12oz ROOT BEER, CREAM, GRAPE, ORANGE, DIET ROOT BEER, DIET CREAM, STRAWBERRT, ORANGE CREAM, FROM FITZ’S AMERICAN DINER OF St. LOUIS, MISSOURI SINCE 1947. FITZ’S IS SO REFRESHING YOU’LL SWEAR YOU’RE SAILING UNDER THE FREINDSHIP ARCH! WAIALUA HAWAIIAN ROOT BEER 24/12oz WITH MAUI CANE SUGARMADE WITH MAUI CANE SUGAR WITH A -MOLLASSES ISLAND ! IBC AMBER EMBOSSED LONGNECKS 4/6/12oz ROOT BEER, DIET ROOT BEER, CREAM SODA, BLACK CHERRY, CHERRY LIMEADE, TANGERINE CREAM! PEARSON BROS. OF SAN FRANCISCO 24/12oz LONGNECKS ROOT BEER, CREAM SODA OH, BROTHER! LEFT THEIR HEART TO MAKE ROOM FOR SODA! JACK BLACK’S DEAD RED ROOT BEER 24/12oz LONGNECKS SCARY ROOT BEER, BLUE CREAM, ORANGE STASH, AND BLOOD RED COLA!! JACK’S BACK! COOL MOUNTAIN GOURMET SODA FROM THE MIDWEST CHIEF LONGNECK’S GOT QUITE A PROGENY: ROOT BEER, BLACK CHERRY, BLUE RAZZBERRY, CREAM SODA, FROSTED , GREEN APPLE, , PEACH, , PEACH MORE THAN THE SYLLABLES OF OCONOMOWOC WISCONSIN! DADS OLD FASHIONED ROOT BEER SINCE 1937 IN AMBER LONGNECKS 24/12oz SWEETENED WITH CANE SUGAR ROOT BEER, CREAM, CREAMY RED, CREAMY ORANGE, BLUE CREAM, DIET DAD’S ROOT BEER IF IT ISN’T DAD’S, YOU’VE BEEN HAD! DAD’S WILL REMIND YOU OF THE GOOD OLDE DAYS!! CLOVER CLASSIC ROOT BEER FROM THE WINDY CITY CHICAGO 24/12oz ROOT BEER, CREAM, ORANGE A BETTER FIND THAN A 4-LEAF CLOVER! SINCE 1939 ROOT BEER, BLUE CREAM, DIET ROOT BEER, CHERRY LIMEADE, ORANGE SODA, ROOT BEER, GRAPE SODA, DIET CHERRY LIMEADE SODA FROSTIE, MAN… FROSTIE! NO SNOW JOB HERE! A GREAT VARIETY SO COLORFUL AND DELICIOUS IT’LL TURN A FALCON INTO A SNOWMAN! BUCKIN’ ROOT BEER FROM JACKSON HOLE SODA Co. WHEN WE RUN LOW WE TELL THE TRUCKERS TO GO GET MORE BUCKIN’ ROOT BEER! BOYLANS ROOT BEER 6/4/12oz THE BOYLAN PEOPLE WERE MAKING BUT MANY PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT IT WAS SO THEY MADE ROOT BEER. BAUMEISTER ROOT BEER FROM WISCONSIN 24/12ozROOT BEER, CREAM, ORANGE IF YOU’RE A MASTER BUILDER, THIS IS YOUR DRINK AT BREAK TIME! TRIPLE XXX ROOT BEER FROM SAN ANTONIO TEXXXAS 24/12ozDON’T MESS WITH TEXXXAS! X MARKS THE SPOT THRICE WITH THIS FOAMY DRINK! 5-gallon KEGS OF VIRGIL’S SODAS ROOT BEER, BLACK CHERRY CREAM, ORANGE CREAM, DRAFT COLA, CREAM SODA HEAVEN COMES FROM A KEG! 30L OR 55L KEGS OF THOMAS KEMPER LOW-CALORIE ROOT BEER YOU’LL BE FOAMIN’ AT THE MOUTH BUT NOT GAINING WEIGHT! BRIAR’S ROOT BEER FROM NEW JERSEY 6/4/12oz & 12/1L BARREL BOTTLES ROOT BEER, BIRCH BEER, RED BIRCH BEER, DIET ROOT BEER, GRAPE, DIET BLACK CHERRY, DIET CREAM, CREAM,, CREAM, ORANGE CREAM THEY SAY “BRIAR’S” RHYMES WITH “HIRES”! SPRECHER MICROBREWS IN 16oz AMBER BOTTLES FROM MILWAUKEE 6/4/16oz THIS ROOT BEER WILL MAKE MILWAUKEE FAMOUS! THE CREAM CITY OF WISCONSIN OFFERS BREWED ROOT BEER, CREAM SODA, ORANGE DREAM, GINGER ALE, LOW-CAL ROOT BEER, RAVIN’ RED, & PUMA KOLA! SPRECHEN SIE DEUTSCH UND TRINKEN SIE SPRECHER! WE EXPECT THE SALES TO SOAR IN KALIFORNIA ONCE OUR GOVERNATOR GETS A TASTE OF SPRECHER! AJ STEPHANS CANE SUGAR ROOT BEER FROM MASSACHUSETTS 24/12oz BOSTON’S BROWN-BOTTLED BUBBLIES ARE DA BOMB! ROOT BEER, SARSAPARILLA, GREEN LEMON-LIME, RASPBERRY LIME RICKEY, STRAWBERRY, BLACK CHERRY, WHITE BIRCH, BOSTON CREAM, AND ! MASON’S KEG-BREWED STYLE ROOT BEER 24/12oz DON’T GIVE UP BEING A MASON! CANE-SUGAR SWEETENED IN THE OLDE STYLE! DIET DAD’S ROOT BEER 24/12oz IN A LONGNECK BOTTLE WITH THE DESIGN FIRST USED IN 1971, NOW MADE WITH FOR DIABETIC DAD! GRAY’S WISCONSIN GOURMET SODAS 24/12ozROOT BEER, DIET ROOT BEER, CREAM, DIET CREAM, ORANGE, GRAPE, RASPBERRY CREAM, STRAWBERRY EMPIRE BOTTLING WORKS CANE SUGAR ROOTBEER & DIET ROOTBEER FROM RHODE ISLAND 24/12oz MADE IN RHODE ISLAND SINCE 1930! FAYGO ROOT BEER FROM 4/6/12oz LONGNECKSIF THE CARS FROM DETROIT WERE AS POPULAR AS FAYGO, THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT! FILBERT’S REGULAR & DIET ROOT BEER FROM CHICAGO 24/12ozFILBERT’S IS A FAMILY-OWNED COMPANY OWNED BY PEOPLE WHOSE LAST NAME REALLY IS “FILBERT”! BLACK CHERRY, BLUE RASPBERRY, CHERRY, COLA, CREAM, DIET ROOT BEER, SODA, GINGER ALE, GRAPE, GRAPEFRUIT, LIME, “Mr. Newport” LEMON-LIME, ORANGE, PEACH, PINEAPPLE, ROOT BEER, SPARKLING , STRAWBERRY, & WATERMELON! A BIG VARIETY FROM A SMALL FAMILY! SEA DOG ROOT BEER 24/12oz The Canine Maine Event THE SEA DOG ACCOMPANIES CAPT’N ELI AND THEY PROVIDE US WITH SOME FINE BREWS! PARTY KEGS OF VIRGIL’S BREWED ROOT BEER 5-Liters WHEN YOU WANT TO PARTY HEARTY AND THE THOMAS KEMPER KEG IS JUST TOO BIG! BIG QUART BOTTLES OF ROOT BEER 12/32ozBERGHOFF ROOT BEER, BERGHOFF DIET ROOT BEER, DOG N SUDS ROOT BEER FROM THE MIDWEST YOU CAN HAVE A 70’s MIDWEST RETRO PARTY WITH THESE ‘FAMILY SIZE’ QUART BOTTLES ALONG WITH TOO! OLDE BROOKLYN ROOT BEER 24/12ozWHADDYA WANT… IT’S FROM BROOKLYN! AND BROOKLYN IS AN ‘OLDE’ PLACE! C’MON! YOU’LL LOVE IT! DR. TIMA HONEY ROOT BEER 4/6/12oz ROOT BEER, GINGER ALE, KOLA, BLOOD ORANGE IN REAL LIFE DR. TIMA KEEPS MORE KOSHER THAN DR. BROWN! RIVER CITY ROOT BEER OF SACRAMENTO 24x12oz BLUE DOG GONE GOOD! EVEN OUR AUSTRIAN GOVERNOR WOULD PROBABLY LOVE RIVER CITY!

MORE ROOT BEERS; WE HAVE SO MANY THEY DON’T ALL FIT ON JUST ONE PAGE! G33K B33R CAFFEINATED GUARANA ROOT BEER IN A BROWN RIBBED BOTTLE 24/10ozWHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT BAWLS? IF YOU LIKE ROOT BEER AND WANT BAWLS STOP PLAYING GAMES AND GET YOUR HAND ON A GENUINE G33K B33R AND YOU’LL BE IN GAMER’S HEAVEN! IRON HORSE ROOT BEER 24/12oz LONGNECKS FROM MINNESOTAROOT BEER, BLACK CHERRY, ORANGE CREAM THEY CALL THESE BEVERAGES “POP” IN MINNESOTA BECAUSE IT WAS EITHER THAT OR CALLING THE STATE “MINNEPOP”!! THE SODA SOMMELIER OF REAL SODA DISCOVERED THIS YEARS AGO AND INFORMED MANY PEOPLE IN MINNESOTA WHO IN FACT WERE NOT AWARE OF THIS UNTIL OUR REVELATION. IRON HORSE WILL BE YOUR TRAIN OF GOOD TASTE! KUTZTOWN ROOT BEER 24/12oz LONGNECKS ALL THE WAY FROM KUTZTOWN THEY SAY “NIX BESSER” IN PENNSYLVANIA! VIRGIL’S DIET ROOT BEER SWEETENED WITH 6/4/12ozTHE LAST THING ED CROWLEY WOULD PROBABLY HAVE EVER TAKEN WOULD BE A “DIETARY SUPPLEMENT” BUT HAD HE TASTED THIS VERSION OF HIS BELOVED VIRGIL’S HE WOULD PROBABLY HAVE BEEN IMPRESSED. A NATURAL DIET ROOT BEER! ZUBERFIZZ ROOT BEER FROM DURANGO COLORADO 24/12oz ROOT BEER, VANILLA CREAM, KEY LIME CREAM, ORANGE CREAM, COCO FIZZ MADE ROCKY MOUNTAIN , GRAPE SODA, LOW-CAL GINGER “Z”. LOW CAL RASPBERRY GINGER “Z” THEY TRAVELED THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE US FOR YOU! A&W FLOATS CREAMY ROOT BEER 24x12oz THE A&W PEOPLE KNOW NOBODY HAS THE PATIENCE TO MAKE A ROOT BEER FLOAT SO THEY DID IT FOR YOU! HENRY WEINHARD’S ROOT BEER 4/6/12oz WHY BUY FROM THE SUPERMARKET WHEN YOU CAN HAVE US DELIVER IT INSTEAD? JUDGE WAPNER ROOT BEER 24x12oz I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN THIRSTY; I’VE HEARD YOUR REQUEST. NOW YOU BE THE JUDGE OF WHAT’S NUMBER ONE! SARANAC ROOT BEER & DIET ROOT BEER FROM UPSTATE NEW YORK 24/12oz MADE BY THE UTICA CLUB BREWERY FOR TEETOTALERS! MAINE ROOT ORGANIC ROOT BEER 6/4/12oz THE MAINERS ARE NO LONGER COMPLAINERS NOW THAT THEY HAVE THIS ORGANIC FIZZY TREAT! MYERS AVENUE RED ROOT BEER 24x12oz THE CRIPPLE CREEK BREWERS ARE NOT COMMUNISTS BUT STRANGELY, THEIR ROOT BEER IS RED! POP SHOPPE ROOT BEER / RACINETTE FROM 12x12oz THE CANADIANS/CANADIENS LOVE A GOOD ROOT BEER/RACINETTE, EH! SQUAMSCOT REG & Diet ROOT BEER FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE 24x12ozFROM A FAMILY-OWNED BOTTLING PLANT IN BUSINESS SINCE THE CIVIL WAR! SARSAPARILLA… the PREDECESSOR TO ROOT BEER FROM THE WILD WEST EMPIRE BOTTLING WORKS SARSAPARILLA FROM RHODE ISLAND 24/12ozTHOSE EMPIRE BOTTLING WORKS ARE A-CRANKIN’! THEY’VE GOT COLA, CREAM, FRUIT COLA, GINGER ALE, GRAPE, ICED TEA w/LEMON, LEMON-LIME RICKEY, ORANGE, PINEAPPLE, RASPBERRY, ROOT BEER, STRAWBERRY, SARSAPARILLA, SELTZER WATER, , DIET COLA, DIET CREAM, & DIET ROOT BEER! THEY LOOK LIKE THEY WERE MADE IN SOMEONE’S GARAGE, BUT BY A RHODE ISLANDER WHO SURE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE GREAT SODAPOP AND A WONDERFUL VARIETY AS WELL! LITTLE STATE WITH A LOT OF SODA! MANHATTAN SPECIAL SARSAPARILLA FROM BROOKLYN ESPRESSO SODA, SARSAPARILLA, GASSOSA, CHERRY, CREAM, DIET ESPRESSO, DIET DECAF ESPRESSO SODA IT’S SPECIAL AND IT’S FROM BROOKLYN; FROM THE PASSARO FAMILY SINCE 1895! SNAKE RIVER SARSAPARILLA FROM JACKSON HOLE, WYOMING 6/4/12oz RICH TASTE OF GRAND TETON PROPORTIONS! BARONS BOOTHILL SASSPARILLA 24/12oz THE GINSENG GINGER ALE GUY SIMPLY DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SPELL “SARSAPARILLA” BUT HE MAKES IT WELL! KUTZTOWN “Nix Besser” SARSAPARILLA 24/12oz AN OLD RECIPE FROM THE EARLY SETTLERS OF PENNSYLVANIA, STILL MADE IN KUTZTOWN, PA! AJ STEPHANS CANE SUGAR SARSAPARILLA FROM BOSTON 24/12oz THE AJ STEPHANS GUY HAS BEEN TO SO HE KNOWS HIS CANE SUGAR! SIOUX CITY SARSAPARILLA Reg & Diet 6/4/12oz SARSAPARILLA IS CALLED “SIOUX CITY” THOUGH THE COMPANY IS LOCATED IN “”! COLUMBIA SODAWORKS SARSAPARILLA 24/12oz THEY PUT THE MOTHERLODE INTO THESE BOTTLES WITH THAT GOLD RUSH FLAVOR OF YESTERYEAR! SQUAMSCOT SARSAPARILLA FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE 24x12oz A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED CANE SUGARED SARSAPARILLA FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE! SARSI SARSAPARILLA FROM THE PHILIPPINES 24x237ml“SARSAPARILLA FROM MANILA’BUT BE SURE TO POST PROP 65 WARNINGS IF YOU’RE IN CAL! MAINE ROOT SARSAPARILLA 24x12oz THE ROOT IS THE SARSAPARILLA ROUTE AND CONVENIENTLY TOO… IT’S ORGANIC!

BIRCH BEER… YES, WE KNOW WHAT IT IS; YOU’LL BE IN A LURCH IF YOU RUN OUT OF BIRCH! SQUAMSCOT BIRCH BEER FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE MADE WITH CANE SUGAR SINCE THE CIVIL WAR 24x12oz SQUAMSCOT IS A FAMILY- OWNED BOTTLING PLANT IN BUSINESS SINCE 1863 AND THEY MAKE 26 FLAVORS: BIRCH BEER, BLACK CHERRY, CHERRY COLA, COLA, CREAM SODA, CREAMY ORANGE, DIET COLA, DIET GOLDEN GINGER ALE, DIET HALF & HALF, DIET ROOT BEER, FRUIT BOWL SODA, GINGER BEER, GOLDEN GINGER ALE, GRAPE SODA, GREEN LEMON-LIME SODA, HALF & HALF, MAPLE CREAM, MISTLETOE MIST, ORANGE SODA, PALE DRY GINGER ALE, RASPBERRY LEMONADE SODA, ROOT BEER, SARSAPARILLA, STRAWBERRY SODA, TONIC WATER, & “YUP”(CLEAR LEMON-LIME SODA) REGULARS MADE WITH CANE SUGAR; DIETS WITH SUCRALOSE. THE BEST! IZZE NATURAL BIRCH BEER SODA 6/4/12oz YOU THOUGHT IZZE ONLY MADE FRUIT JUICE BUT THEY MAKE BIRCH BEER NOW TOO! BOYLANS BIRCH BEERS AND OTHER SODAS 6/4/12oz NOW THEY’VE GOT ORANGE CREAM, DIET ORANGE CREAM SODA, DIET BLACK CHERRY SODA, ORIGINAL BIRCH BEER, CREAMY RED BIRCH BEER, AND “NO SUGAR HERE” DIET BIRCH BEER, BLACK CHERRY SODA, CANE COLA, DIET CANE COLA, DIET CREME, GRAPE SODA, CREME SODA, GINGER ALE, ROOT BEER, DIET ROOT BEER, ORANGE SODA, PURE SELTZER, LEMON ESSENCE SELTZER, & ORANGE ESSENCE SELTZER. BOYLAN WAS ORIGINALLY A BIRCH BEER COMPANY TIL THEY ADDED THE OTHER FLAVORS AND HOOKED UP WITH VENTURE CAPITALISTS ETC. OLDE BROOKLYN BIRCH BEER 24/12ozYOU CAN’T GET MORE AUTHENTIC FOR BIRCH BEER THAN TO HAVE A COLD ONE FROM OLDE BROOKLYN! EMPIRE BOTTLING WORKS BIRCH BEER 24/12oz FROM AN OLD RECIPE WHICH A PORTUGUESE GUY IN RHODE ISLAND CREATED WITH CANE SUGAR! SIOUX CITY AMBER OLDE TYME SODAS IN EMBOSSED BOTTLES 6/4/12oz RED BIRCH BEER, NOT FROM SIOUX CITY; FROM NEW YORK CITY! BRIAR’S RED BIRCH BEER IN BOTTLES 24/12 oz BRIAR’S IS OUR FAVORITE NEW JERSEY BIRCH BEER AND THEY SAY BETTER RED THAN DEAD! AJ STEPHANS CANE SUGAR WHITE BIRCH BEER FROM BOSTON 24/12oz WHITE BIRCH IS THE RIGHT BIRCH, SAYS JEFF ROSE OF MASSACHUSETTS! LURCH BIRCH LEFT COAST RECIPE 24/12oz EVEN IN MASSACHUSETTS THEY SAY “GO WEST YOUNG MAN” AND SO SOME TRUE ENTHUSIASTS OF BIRCH BEER, RESETTLED IN THE WEST WHERE IT WAS HARD TO FIND GOOD BIRCH BEER, MADE A LEFT COAST RECIPE THAT EVEN PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD CAN ENJOY! KUTZTOWN REGULAR & DIET BIRCH BEER FROM PENNSYLVANIA 24/12oz “NIX BESSER” SAY THE PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH! THESE BIRCH BEERS ARE ACTUALLY BOTTLED IN PENNSYLVANIA FOR PENNSYLVANIANS BUT THEY WERE NICE ENOUGH TO LET US SPREAD THEM AROUND THE WHOLE COUNTRY! GIRLAN PINK BIRCH BEER “Mama Cornaiano’s Jersey Girl Recipe” 24/12oz LONGNECKS THEY SAY THAT IT “BRINGS OUT THE LITTLE FLOWER IN YOU” AND THIS UNIQUE CREATION WAS INSPIRED BY A LITTLE FLOWER CHILD FROM THE EAST COAST WHOSE TRUE SPIRIT IS CAPTURED IN THIS UNUSUAL BUT SURPRISINGLY DELICIOUS CONCOCTION. IT’S GOT CANE SUGAR AND AND EVERYTHING NICE THAT CAN’T BE FOUND IN NEW JERSEY BUT IS IN THE BOTTLE! GINGER BREWS, GINGER ALES, GINGER BEERS… WE’VE GOT THEM ALL AND DOZENS MORE!! BUDERIM AUSSIE STYLE HOT GINGER BEER24/12oz OUR CUSTOMERS AGREE THAT THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME AND INTENSE GINGER BEER EVER TO HAVE EXISTED! WHETHER YOU AR E MAKING A MOSCOW MULE, A DARK N STORMY, OR JUST WANTING AN INCREDIBLY REFRESHING AND EXHILIARATING GINGER BEER, YOU MUST TRY BUDERIM AND YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED. MADE FROM SLOW-COOKED BUDERIM GINGER, THE BEST IN ALL OF ! 5-gallon KEGS OF REED’S EXTRA GINGER BREW FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO THOUGHT CHRIS REED WAS FULL OF GAS, IT WAS ALL IN HIS KEGS! SPICY!! Reg & Diet LONGNECKS 6/4/12oz AN AMERICAN CLASSIC INVENTED IN IN THE 1850’S; FLAVOR IS AGED FOUR YEARS IN WOOD CASKS 7oz CUTE BOTTLES OF REED’S EXTRA GINGER BREW 4x8x7oz YOU THINK THE 5-GALLON IS TOO MUCH AND EVEN THE 12oz SO HERE IS YOUR SIZE! REGATTA Regular & Diet BERMUDA GINGER BEER 24/12oz BOTTLES OR CANSON YOUR YACHT YOU’LL NEED THESE TO MIX UP THOSE GENUINE DARK N’ STORMIES! REGATTA IS A GENUINE BERMUDA RECIPE WHICH WILL BRINGS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE INTO FULL CIRCLE. YOU MUST TRY IT! DG GINGER BEER & DG GINGER TWIST DESNOES & GEDDES THE TRUE JAMAICAN 24/12oz IT’S THE TRUE JAMAICAN, BOTTLED IN CANADA!! BLENHEIM FAMOUS SOUTH CAROLINA LONGNECKS WITH A BALD EAGLE PAINTED ON THE BOTTLE 4/6/12oz RED HOT GINGER ALE, NOT AS HOT GINGER ALE, DIET GINGER ALE YOU MIGHT NOT THINK THAT “NOT AS HOT” IS MILD UNTIL YOU TASTE THE “RED HOT” ! BLENHEIM’S GINGER ALES ARE THE DRYEST AND PERHAPS SPICIEST GINGER ALES EVER TO EXIST; MADE IN SOUTH CAROLINA SINCE 1903. SARANAC GINGER BEER FROM UPSTATE NEW YORK 24/12oz THE UTICA CLUB BREWERY BREWS UP A SPICY GINGER BEER! REED’S NATURAL GINGER BREWS, THE INVENTIONS OF THE GINGER GURU SEÑOR CHRISTOPHER J. REED 24/12oz MORE GINGER BEVERAGES… OUR WAREHOUSE BUBBLES WITH GINGER’S POSITIVE ENERGY! ORIGINAL GINGER BREW, PREMIUM GINGER BREW (HONEY), EXTRA SPICY GINGER BREW, RASPBERRY GINGER BREW, CHERRY GINGER BREW, JUICE BREWS 16oz CHRIS REED DOESN’T DRINK , SO HE USED TO ENTERTAIN HIS DINNER GUESTS WITH HIS NON-ALCOHOLIC NATURAL GINGER BREWS WHICH WERE INSPIRED BY HIS ENTHUSIASM FOR NATURAL PRODUCTS AND VARIOUS TRIPS TO . SOMEONE TOLD HIM “YOU SHOULD BOTTLE THIS”, SO HE DID! BARONS GINSENG GINGER ALES 24/12oz GINGER ALE, RASPBERRY GINGER ALE, APPLE DELIGHT, BLACK CHERRY, SARSAPARILLA, SMASH, COLA, ENERGY-UP (MANDARIN LIME) IN AMAZING CONTRAST TO CHRIS REED, WHO MOVED TO MALIBU AFTER LIVING IN PACIFIC PALISADES, WOODLAND HILLS, AND TOPANGA BEFORE ULTIMATELY SETTLING IN WESTCHESTER TO BE CLOSER TO HIS NEW BREWERY; THE GINSENG GINGER ALE GUY, WHO FORMERLY DROVE A LEXUS AND LIVED IN A HIGH RISE, PLAYS GOLF, AND TALKS ON THE CELLPHONE IN RESTAURANTS HAS TURNED IN HIS LEXUS FOR A S.U.V. AND MOVED UP TO LAKE ARROWHEAD AND NO LONGER RECOMMENDS PLAYING THE STOCK MARKET. EVEN THOUGH HE INVENTED SATAN’S PUNCH, GINSENG GINGER ALE IS HIS THING! LATEST NEWS IS HIS HOUSE IN LAKE ARROWHEAD BURNED DOWN AND NOW HE’S IN THE DESERT SELLING REAL ESTATE TO THIRSTY HOMESEEKERS! DR. BROWN’S KOSHER GINGER ALE 24/12oz NOBODY FROWNS WHEN GIVEN DR. BROWN’S! MATZO MUNCHERS QUENCH THEIR THIRST WITH IT! COCK ‘n BULL GINGER BEER 6/4/12oz THE ORIGINAL MOSCOW MULE MIXER; MIX IT WITH ; THE RECIPE IS PAINTED ONTO THE BOTTLE! SIOUX CITY GINGER BEER FROM OUT OF TOWN 6/4/12oz REAL SODA OFTEN HAS TO SCHLEPP THESE THINGS FROM AFAR FOR YOUR PLEASURE! BOYLAN GINGER ALE 6/4/12oz PALE DRY GINGER ALE IN A GREEN LONGNECK BOTTLE. A LITTLE MORE FANCY THAN OR . JOURNEY GREEN TEA GINGER BREW OF VERMONT 6/4/12oz YOUR JOURNEY FOR GOOD AND UNIQUE TASTE IS FULFILLED IN THIS GREAT CREATION! ALE 8-1 FROM WINCHESTER, KENTUCKY; INVENTED DURING PROHIBITION “A LATE ONE” WHICH IS EASTERN KENTUCKY’S FAVORITE! CAPT’n ELI’s GINGER BEER FROM MAINE 24/12ozA SPICY TREAT WHICH YOU WILL SOON DESCRIBE AS THE “MAINE EVENT” OF SODA TASTING! EMPIRE BOTTLING WORKS GINGER ALE FROM THE STATE OF RHODE ISLAND 24/12oz GINGER ALE ,COLA, CREAM SODA, FRUIT COLA , GRAPE, ICED TEA WITH LEMON, LEMON-LIME RICKEY, ORANGE SODA, PINEAPPLE SODA, RASPBERRY LIME SODA, ROOT BEER, DIET COLA, STRAWBERRY, & SARSAPARILLA A BIG VARIETY FROM A LITTLE FACTORY! THEY LOOK LIKE THEY WERE BOTTLED IN SOMEONE’S GARAGE BUT THAT PERSON SURE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE SODA! BOOM CHUGGA LUGGA GINGER ALE 24x16oz GINGER ALE, CHERRY GINGER ALE FROM MICHIGAN IN BIG 16oz BROWN BOTTLES! DR. TIMA HONEY GINGER ALE 4/6/12oz DR. TIMA ISN’T A DOCTOR AND DOESN’T PLAY ONE ON TV BUT HIS HONEY GINGER ALE IS BEE-LISCIOUS! BUDERIM YANK STYLE COOL GINGER BEER MADE FROM REAL AUSTRALIAN GINGER SYRUP 24/12oz THE MOST INCREDIBLE OF THEM ALL! A LITTLE LESS BITE THAN THE AUSSIE STYLE HOT… REFRESHING ON A HOT SUMMER DAY AND ALSO MAKES A TERRIFIC ! FROM AUSTRALIA’S GOLD COAST IN QUEENSLAND, IT IS A TRUE BREWED GINGER BEER MADE FROM GINGER SYRUP CREATED FROM COOKING CRYSTALLIZED GINGER CANDY. IT IS THE BEST! AJ STEPHANS NEW ENGLAND TONIC ORIGINAL GINGER BEER OF BOSTON 24/12oz THE ORIGINAL BOSTON GINGER BEER! THOMAS KEMPER BREWED GINGER ALE OF SEATTLE ORIGINAL & LOW CAL 4/6/12oz BREWED BY THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE PYRAMID ALES! SPRECHER 16oz GINGER ALE FROM GLENDALE, WISCONSIN 6/4/16oz HEAVY CREAMY GINGER ALE IN A BIG FAT BEER BOTTLE… WHAM! SCARY SKELETEEN BONE DRINX – THE DRINK 24/12oz “THE DRINK” WITH THE ELVIS SKULL IS A LEMON-GINGER SCARY SODA IN A LONG NECK BOTTLE GuS EXTRA DRY GINGER ALE 6/4/12oz THEY CALL IT ‘GROWN UP SODA’ AND ALTHOUGH IT IS DRY IT WILL QUENCH YOUR THIRST AND MAKE YOU SMILE! DREAM LODE GOLDEN GINGER ALE 24/12oz ALLTHE WAY FROM THE CRIPPLE CREEK BREWING COMPANY IN ILLINOIS; IT’S A DREAM LODE! JACKSON HOLE GINGER ALE 24/12oz THE TASTE OF MERRIE OLDE WYOMING IN A BOTTLE WITH A GINGER BITE! MADE WITH REAL CANE SUGAR! ZUBERFIZZ LowCal “Z” GINGER SODAS 4/6/12oz THE ZUBERFIZZ FOLKS TRAVELED THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE WEST TO COME UP WITH THEIR OWN SPECIAL SWEETENER WHICH THEY CALL “Z” WHICH MAKES THESE GINGER ALES DELICIOUS AND REFRESHING! DIET GINGER ALE & DIET RASPBERRY GINGER ALE IZZE NATURAL GINGER ALE 6/4/12oz THE IZZE PEOPLE MAKE FRUIT JUICE BEVERAGES BUT THEY REALLY LIKE GINGER ALE TOO SO THEY MADE THIS! MAINE ROOT GINGER BREW 4/6/12oz THE MAINE THING FOR GINGER LOVERS IS THIS ORGANIC BREWED GINGER BREW! DUTCH SCHWEPPES “American” GINGER ALE Gemberdrank 28/200ml ‘bar bottles’ GINGER ALE, INDIAN TONIC… DUTCH SCHWEPPERVESCENCE! FILBERT’S CHICAGO GINGER ALE LONGNECKS 24/12oz A TRUE FAMILY-OWNED BUSINESS HEADED BY RON FILBERT HIMSELF MAKES GOOD GINGER ALE THOMAS KEMPER GINGER PEACH SODA 24x12oz THOMAS KEMPER LOVES PEACHES SO HE BREWED UP THIS UNIQUE COMBINATION! SQUAMSCOT GINGER SODAS MADE WITH CANE SUGAR IN NEW HAMPSHIRE 24x12oz GINGER BEER, GOLDEN GINGER ALE, PALE DRY GINGER ALE, DIET GOLDEN GINGER ALE AND 22 OTHER FLAVORS TOO! THE CONNOR FAMILY OF NEWFIELDS NEW HAMPSHIRE HAS BEEN MAKING SODAS SINCE THE CIVIL WAR, AND THEY STILL MAKE THE REGULAR SODAS WITH CANE SUGAR; THE DIETS WITH SUCRALOSE. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE… DRINK FREE OR DIE! UNCOMMON BREWED DELIGHTS… THE BREW IS GOOD FOR YOU! REED’S NATURAL BREWS INVENTED BY THE GINGER GURU CHRIS REED 24/12oz SPICED APPLE BREW WITH GINGER, , & CARDAMON CHAI COLA FROM TAYLOR’S TONICS 6/4/12oz THE TONICS THAT TAYLOR MAKES WILL CURE YOUR THIRST AND MANY OTHER AILMENTS AS WELL! MANHATTAN SPECIAL BROOKLYN ESPRESSO COFFEE SODA 24/10oz & 12/28oz ORIGINAL ESPRESSO SODA, SUGARFREE ESPRESSO SODA, GASSOSA (ITALIAN LEMON), DIET DECAF ESPRESSO SODA, DIET CHERRY SODA, DIET GASSOSA, DIET SARSAPARILLA, DIET VANILLA CREAM SODA, ORANGE SODA, CHERRY SODA, SARSAPARILLA, VANILLA CREAM SODA. THIS IS PASSARO’S FAMOUS ESPRESSO COFFEE SODA; YOU CAN SAY THAT A LITTLE BIRD TOLD YOU SO! EMPIRE BOTTLING WORKS SPRUCE BEER FROM RHODE ISLAND 24/12oz EMPIRE MAKES A GREAT VARIETY OF CANE SUGAR SODAS! JOURNEY THAI LEMON SODA BREW 6/4/12oz THE JOURNEYS TO AND THE LEMON GROVE MADE THIS INCREDIBLE SODA BREW! APPLE BEER FROM UTAH 6/4/12oz THE ORIGINAL APPLE SODA FROM THE COMPANY WHO OWNS THE TRADEMARK! IN THE FASSBRAUSE TRADITION! KODOMO NO NOMIMONO PARTY POP APPLE SODA w/ GUARANA FROM 24/330ml THE ORIGINAL BREW MADE FOR KIDS WHO LIKE BEER! CREAM SODA… MORE THAN A COUPLE DOZEN CREAMY VARIETIES… SQUAMSCOT MAPLE CREAM SODA FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE 24x12oz YOU WON’T KNOW WHETHER TO DRINK IT OR POUR IT ON YOUR PANCAKES! CANADIAN POP SHOPPE PINK CREAM SODA/SODA MOUSSE 12x12oz THE CREAMY CANADIAN SENSATION THAT YOU REMEMBER FROM YOUR YOUTH! MANHATTAN SPECIAL VANILLA CREAM SODA 24/10ozNEW YORK CREAM SODA MADE IN BROOKLYN BY THE FAMOUS ESPRESSO SODA FAMILY! FAYGO RETRO BEVERAGES FROM DETROIT 4/6/12oz LONGNECK GLASS RED POP, CLEAR CREAM SODA ORIGINAL DETROIT SODA w/CANE SUGAR! BOYLANS CREME SODA & DIET CREME OF NEW JERSEY 6/4/12oz AS CREAMY AS YOU CAN EXPECT FROM A NEW JERSEY INSPIRED PRODUCT! CLOVER CLASSIC CREAM SODA OF CHICAGO 24/12oz SO CREAMY YOU’LL SWEAR YOU’RE SAILING ACROSS LAKE MICHIGAN! SPRECHER 16oz AMBER WISCONSIN VANILLA CREAM SODA 6/4/16oz SPRECHEN SIE DEUTSCH? CREAMY CREAM SODA FROM WISCONSIN! DOG ‘n SUDS CREAM SODA QUART BOTTLES 12/32oz BIG BOTTLES OF CREAMY SODA INVENTED AT THE DOG & SUDS ROOT BEER STAND IN INDIANA! 5gallon KEGS OF VIRGIL’S VANILLA CREAM SODA THE CREAMY VANILLA GIFT FROM HEAVEN THAT KEEPS GIVING TIL 125 CUPS ARE FULL! STEWART’S CREAM SODA 6/4/12oz THEY CALLED IT “CREAM ALE” BEFORE AND TOOK IT OVER AND CHANGED THE NAME & DESIGN. CELON’S MYTHICAL CREAM SODA FROM ILLINOIS 24x12oz SO CREAMY THAT THE CRIPPLE CREEK BREWERS CAN’T PARK IN THE HANDICAPPED SPOT! BRIAR’S CREAM SODAS 24/12oz FROM NEW JERSEYCREAM, GRAPE, DIET CREAM, ROOT BEER, ORANGE CREAM, RED BIRCH, LEMON CREAM SWIRL! THOMAS KEMPER MICROBREWED CREAM SODA OF SEATTLE 24/12oz TASTES LIKE THE AROMA OF VANILLA EXTRACT! CREAMY AND FOAMY! COOL MOUNTAIN CREAM SODA FROM CHICAGO 24/12oz CHIEF LONG NECK’S CREAMY GOOD CONCOCTION! IT’S CLEARLY ONE OF THE GOOD ONES! EMPIRE BOTTLING WORKS CREAM & DIET CREAM SODA 24/12oz A CLEAR CREAM SODA FROM THAT FAMOUS LITTLE FACTORY IN RHODE ISLAND! IBC EMBOSSED LONGNECKS 4/6/12oz CREAM SODA, ROOT BEER, BLACK CHERRY, DIET ROOT BEER, TANGERINE CREAM, CHERRY LIMEADE ! ZUBERFIZZ DURANGO CANE SUGAR VANILLA CREAM SODA 24/12oz A CREAMY ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH FROM THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE WEST! BAUMEISTER VANILLA CREAM SODA FROM WISCONSIN IN THE RUGGED LONGNECK 24/12ozTHE MASTER BUILDER MAKES CREAMY DRINKS! SIOUX CITY AMBER OLDE TYME SODAS 6/4/12oz CREAM SODA WHICH IS CALLED “SIOUX CITY” BUT WHOSE COMPANY IS IN “NEW YORK CITY”!

REAL SODA CREAMS YOU LIKE NO OTHER… LOOK HOW MANY CREAM SODAS WE HAVE… FILBERT’S CREAM SODAS FROM CHICAGO12oz LONGNECKS TWENTY FLAVORS FROM A LITTLE FAMILY-OWNED COMPANY THAT MAKES GOOD STUFF! CAROUSEL CHICAGO SODAS 24/12oz BLACK CHERRY, BLUE RAZZ, CREAM, GREEN APPLE, LIME, ORANGE, PEACH AROUND WE GO ON A MERRY-GO-ROUND! FITZ’S CREAM SODA REGULAR & DIET FROM ST. LOUIS 12oz A SMOOTH CREAMY SODA THAT SAILS YOU SOFTLY UNDER THE FRIENDSHIP ARCH! JACK BLACK’S BLUE CREAM SODA 24/12oz THE LABEL HAS A SKULL WITH A PATCH OVER ONE EYE… NUFF SED! TAKE THAT, BLUE BEARD! FROSTIE BLUE CREAM SODA 24/12oz REAL SODA OFFERS YOU RED, WHITE, AND BLUE CREAM SODAS AMONG OTHERS! THE SNOW MAN KNOWETH ALL! AJ STEPHANS BOSTON CREAM SODA 24/12oz A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED NEW ENGLAND TONIC ORIGINALLY FROM CAPE PORPOISE, MAINE JOURNEY SOFT BREWS FROM VERMONT 6/4/12oz LONGNECK CARIBBEAN CREME SODA WITH COCONUT … SMOOTH CREAMY CARIBBEAN TASTE! PEARSON BROS. OF SAN FRANCISCO 24/12oz BROWN BOTTLES THE PEARSON BROTHERS ARE REAL BROTHERS, ACTUALLY FROM SAN FRANCISCO; THE LABEL HAS THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE; WHICH THE PEARSON BROTHERS THEMSELVES SCANNED FROM THE SAN FRANCISCO TELEPHONE DIRECTORY GRAY’S GOURMET CREAM SODAS FROM WISCONSIN 4/6/12ozCREAM, DIET CREAM THIS IS WISCONSIN’S OLDEST BOTTLING PLANT, SINCE THE 1850’s DR. BROWN’S KOSHER SODAS 24/12oz DR. BROWN ISN’T A REAL DOCTOR AND HE DOESN’T EVEN PLAY ONE ON TV, BUT HIS CREAM IS TOPS! SQUAMSCOT CREAM SODA 24x12oz FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE YOUCAN NOW TASTE A CREAM SODA MADE WITH CANE SUGAR FROM THE CONNORS! DAD’S CREAM SODAS LONGNECK 24/12oz AMBER CREAM SODA, CREAMY RED SODA, CREAMY ORANGE SODA, BLUE CREAM SODA CANE SUGAR, DADDY! BLUE CREAM SODA LONGNECKS 24/12oz YOU’LL STOP FEELING BLUE ONCE YOU REALIZE THAT WHEN YOU’VE GOT MOXIE YOU’VE GOT TASTE! KUTZTOWN RED CREAM SODA FROM PENNSLYVANIA 24/12oz RED CREAM SODA, BIRCH BEER, DIET BIRCH BEER, SARSAPARILLA “NIX BESSER” ! VIRGIL’S CREAM SODA 6/4/12oz & 5-L PARTY KEGS TASTES SO CREAMY SMOOTH THAT YOU’LL SWEAR IT WAS MADE IN CALIFORNIA!! JEFF’S AMAZING NEW YORK EGG CREAMS VANILLA, CHOCOLATE, ORANGE DREAM, DIET CHOCOLATE, DIET VANILLA LIKE A NEW YORK SODA FOUNTAIN! DG JAMAICAN SOF-DRINKS 24/12oz CREAM, FRUIT PUNCH, GINGER BEER, GINGER TWIST, KOLA CHAMPAGNE, ORANGE, PINEAPPLE THE TASTE OF HENRY WEINHARD’S VANILLA CREAM SODA 4/6/12oz FROM OREGON BUT SOUTH OF THE BORDER THEY CALL IT LA CREMA DEL ENRIQUE VIÑO DURO! VIRGIL’S DIET CREAM SODA 6/4/12oz DIET CREAM, DIET ROOT BEER, DIET BLACK CHERRY CREAM VIRGIL’S DIET SODAS ARE SWEETENED WITH STEVIA, A NATURAL SWEETENER WHICH THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES ARE NOT FOND OF AND THEREFORE THE POLITICS AROUND THIS SWEETENER REQUIRE THE PRODUCTS TO BE DESCRIBED AS “DIETARY SUPPLEMENTS”. ENJOY THESE GREAT PRODUCTS WHILE MAKING THE POLITICIANS & THEIR CONTRIBUTORS HAPPY! OLDE BROOKLYN CREAM SODA 24/12oz THIS IS A CREAMY SODA FROM GOOD OLDE BROOKLYN! YOU’LL FEEL LIKE A NEW YORKER WHILE DRINKING IT! WAIALUA VANILLA CREAM SODA 24/12oz MADE WITH MAUI CANE SUGARSAY ALOHA TO GOOD CREAMY TASTE! WAIALUA, KUDOS TO YA! ROUTE 66 CREAM SODA FROM ILLINOIS 24x12oz LONGNECKS A SMOOTH TRIP DOWN THE HIGHWAY THAT WILL HAVE YOU FOAMING AT THE MOUTH COLA, NO MORE WARS YOU BUBBLY PEACE MONGER W/ GOOD TASTE! RED STATES BLUE STATES = COKE OR ; GET REAL! CHAI COLA FROM TAYLOR’S TONICS 6/4/12oz TAYLOR MAKES THE BEST TONICS YOU WILL EVER TASTE! THEY’RE INVIGORATING & UNIQUE! FUKOLA COLA OF THE FAMILY OF SCARY SKELETEENS BONE DRINX 24/12oz WITH CAFFEINE & GUARANÁ; ANYTIME, ANYPLACE, ANYWHERE! THE MORE THAT PEOPLE REALIZE THAT CHOOSING COKE OR PEPSI IS LIKE RED STATES / BLUE STATES, THE BETTER CHOICE IS REVEALING ITSELF AS FUKOLA! LONGNECKS 6/4/12oz GLASS BOTTLES… PERHAPS THE FIRST RETRO/NOSTALGIC “NEW AGE” BEVERAGE! ALL THE SUGAR AND TWICE THE CAFFEINE MEANS YOU GET GOOD TASTE WITH A POWERFUL RUSH AND ALL WITHOUT ANY ALUMINUM AFTERTASTE! JOLT NEW MILLENNIUM DRINKS 24/12oz LONGNECK BOTTLES COLA, ELECTRIC BLUE, RED EYE, CHERRY BOMB, DIET JOLT COLA IF IT ISN’T JOLT, REVOLT! JOLT IN THE NEW MILLENNIUM IS SURELY THE FIRST NOSTALGIC “NEW AGE BEVERAGE” AND THE GRANDDADDY OF ENERGY DRINKS. DRINK UP! SPRECHER PUMA COLA & SPRECHER CHERRY COLA 6/4/16oz NOTHING CAN OUTDO THE BREWED FROM THE MICROBREWERY OF SPRECHER! FAYGO ROCK n RYE 24/12oz GLASS LONGNECKS FROM DETROIT THE ORIGINAL VANILLA COLA, IMPORTED FROM THE MOTOR CITY DETROIT BARONS GINSENG SODAS 24/12oz… GINSENG COLA FROM THE SAME GUY WHO MAKES THE GINSENG GINGER ALE! GINSENG COLA, GINGER ALE, ENERGY-UP (MANDARIN-LIME), CITRUS SPLASH, RASPBERRY GINGER ALE, APPLE GIZER, SARSAPARILLA SQUAMSCOT CHERRY COLA FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE 24x12oz CHERRY COLA FROM THE OLDEST FAMILY BOTTLING PLANT IN NEW ENGLAND! -COLA CLASSIC IN SMALL HOURGLASS BOTTLES 4/6/8oz “PROUDLY PICTURED ON COKE’S LESS-DESIRABLE PACKAGING” THE MODERN REPLICA OF THE ORIGINAL 6-1/2-OZ BOTTLE WITH THE PRY-OFF CAP. AS CLOSE TO THE REAL THING THE USA CAN STILL OFFER! JACK BLACK’S BLOOD RED COLA 24/12oz WITH THE ONE-EYED PIRATE SKULL ON THE LABEL FROM SKELETEEN BONE DRINX SCARY PEOPLE GINSENG RUSH COLA 24/12oz IF YOU’RE IN A RUSH, YOU’LL WANT THIS GINSENG COLA WHICH WAS INVENTED BY THE FAMOUS R.J. CORR! TIANFU CHINA COLA 24/12oz NATURAL CAFFEINE-FREE COLA MADE FORM CHINESE HERBS & ORIGINAL COLA, CHERRY COLA SO NATURAL THAT CHAIRMAN MAO DIDN’T EVEN LIST IT IN HIS LITTLE RED BOOK! A REVOLUTIONARY INNOVATION FOR THE TRULY CULTURED AT HEART DUTCH 200ml SODAS IN DEPOSIT BOTTLES FROM AMSTERDAM (EXPENSIVE & RARE) COLA, COLA LIGHT, SISI ORANGE SINAASAPPELLIMONADE, ORANGE NATURAL STYLE, SCHWEPPES, COLA ZERO AMSTER-DAMN, THEY’RE GOOD! AUTHENTIC AND CUTE; SPICE UP YOUR BAR AND GO DUTCH TONIGHT! GUSTO GINGKOLA 12/250ml BRITISH NATURAL (VERY EXPENSIVE) SWEETENED WITH APPLE JUICE AND VERY HERBY! ACCORDING TO ITS INVENTOR, KARIM, “IT’S QUITE NICE”. IT’S THE ORIGINAL ALL-NATURAL ENERGY DRINK! NO PRESERVATIVES AND IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND! DG COLA CHAMPAGNE JAMAICAN SOF-DRINK 24/12oz HEY MON IT’S DA KOLASHAMPAN FROM DESNOES & GEDDES THE TRUE JA-MAI-CAN! MEXICOLAS IN THE OLD-STYLE PROPRIETARY DEPOSIT BOTTLES 24/12oz… RETRO, MAN! ¡ORA LE! MEXICOLA, MEXILIGHTPRODUCTOS (COLA LIGHT), MEXIPRODUCTS IN GENERAL AND YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ONLY RECALL THEM FROM THE PAST OR SEE THEM ON TV OR BILLBOARDS! MEDIOLITRO MEXIBOMBER BOTTLES 24/17oz “DA BAMBA” MEDIOLITRO MEXICOLA, MEDIOLITRO MEXIPRODUCTS MUCH BETTER THAN PLASTIC 20oz! XTZ KOSMIC KOLA FROM METROLABS 24/12oz BREWED WITH MAXIMUM CAFFEINE, GUARANÁ, GINSENG, AND POWERFUL TEAS FROM THE BIG HAUS!

DR. TIMA NATURAL HONEY KOLA 4/6/12oz HONEY KOLA, ROOT BEER, GINGER ALE HONEY, GET ME A KOLA FROM THE WINNING TIMA! BEE-LISCIOUS! GuS DRY COLA 6/4/12oz GROW UP, COLA DRINKERS! THIS IS A DRY COLA FOR ADULTS SO YOU CAN BE MORE SOPHISTICATED THAN THE LITTLE PEOPLE! NOT SEE KOLA “Lake Distress Cola” 24/12oz MAYBE YOU CAN’T CHANGE A GERMAN BUT YOU CAN SEE THROUGH THE COLA & TASTE WHAT YOU CAN’T SEE RED COLA REVOLUTION 24/12oz TIRED OF THE COKE/PEPSI COLD WAR AND IS FUKOLA TOO ON THE EDGE? THEN YOU NEED A RED COLA REVOLUTION! INKA COLA IN CANS (sorry!) 4/6/12oz THE FAMOUS SODA OF PERU, UNFORTUNATELY ONLY IN CANS IN THE US THANKS TO EVIL EXTORTION LAWYERS! CRICKET COLA & CRICKET DIET COLA 24/12oz THE ORIGINAL GREEN TEA COLAS NATURAL STIMULATION WITH GREAT TASTE IN GLASS BOTTLES BOYLANS CANE COLA & DIET CANE COLA 24/12oz GET CANED WITHOUT THE LONG FLIGHT TO SINGAPORE! 5gallon VIRGIL’S COLA IN KEGS A BIG KEG OF DRAFT COLA MADE WITH CANE SUGAR THAT YOU’LL SWEAR WAS FILLED IN HEAVEN! EMPIRE BOTTLING WORKS COLA, FRUIT COLA & DIET COLA FROM RHODE ISLAND 24/12oz LN COLA, CREAM, FRUIT COLA, GINGER ALE, ICED TEA w/LEMON, LEMON-LIME RICKEY, ORANGE, PINEAPPLE, RASPBERRY, ROOT BEER, GRAPE, STRAWBERRY, & SARSAPARILLA LITTLE FACTORY MAKES GOOD! FILBERT’S COLA FROM CHICAGO 24/12oz LONGNECK COLA, CREAM, GINGER ALE, GRAPE, LEMON-LIME Mr. Newport, ORANGE, PINEAPPLE, RASPBERRY, ROOT BEER, STRAWBERRY, SPARKLING WATER, DIET ROOT BEER, GRAPEFRUIT, CHERRY, BLACK CHERRY LOTS OF GOOD DRINKS FROM A SMALL FACTORY! MEXIDIETCOLALIGHT 24/12oz PIERDA PESO, CABRON! FOR MANY YEARS WE HAD GREAT SUCCESS AND MADE A LOT OF PEOPLE HAPPY WITH A WONDERFUL COLA LIGHT FROM BUT THEN ALONG CAME SOME OF WHAT IN OUR OPINION ARE “PHANTOM PLAINTIFFS” AND MORE SPECIFICALLY WHAT WE WILL CALL IN OUR OPINION TO BE THEIR “HATE-TTORNEYS” WHO, IN SEARCH OF SETTLEMENT INCOME, DAMAGED THE AVAILABILITY OF THOSE WONDERFUL PRODUCTS AND CREATED THAT NECESSITY WHICH IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION. SO FROM ALL OF THIS THE WONDERFUL DIET COLA KNOWN AS “MEXIDIETCOLALIGHT” WAS CREATED AND OUR DIE-HARD CUSTOMERS AND FOLLOWERS AGREE THAT ALTHOUGH THE BOTTLE IS DIFFERENT (WHICH IT HAS TO BE), THE FLAVOR AND REFRESHING NATURE OF THE BEVERAGE IS BASICALLY THE SAME. SO YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF TO TRY IT AND SUPPORT THE CAUSE! JOURNEY ANCIENT COLA 6/4/12oz YOUR JOURNEY ENDS AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW WITH THIS HERBAL CLASSIC! MORE COLAS TO KEEP YOU FROM HAVING TO SETTLE FOR A COMMON ONE… VIRGIL’S COLA & VIRGIL’S DIET COLA 6/4/12oz ALTHOUGH THE MANUFACTURERS CALL IT ‘REAL COLA’ WE AS THE OWNERS OF THE ‘REAL SODA’ TRADEMARK WILL REFER TO IT AS JUST ‘COLA’. BUT IT IS A GREAT COLA AND THE DIET, GOOD AS WELL, IS A DIETARY SUPPLEMENT SWEETENED WITH STEVIA! POP SHOPPE COLA FROM CANADA 12x12oz REMEMBER THE POP SHOPPE? IT’S BACK AND IN LONGNECKS BUT NO LONGER 2.99 PER CASE! SQUAMSCOT COLA & DIET COLA 24x12oz MADE THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY BY A BOTTLER WHO’S BEEN PRODUCING SINCE THE CIVIL WAR! POTENT HERBAL & ENERGY DRINKS… GOOD TASTING, SUBSTANTIVE, AND ABSOLUTELY NO BULL! DIET DRED THE LowCal ENERGY DRINK THAT WILL DRIVE YOU TO YOUR DESTINATION 24x12oz STUBBY BOTTLES IT LOOKS LIKE A CLEAR RED-STRIPE BOTTLE BUT IT’S NOT JAMAICAN AND NEITHER IS THE UNKNOWN DRED ON THE LABEL WHO IS REALLY OUR DRIVER EMERITUS, JOHN! THIS IS JOHN’S INVENTION, THE DRINK OF DIABETIC DREDS AND IT’S DELICIOUS AND PACKS ALL THE PUNCH THAT JOHN SAYS YOU NEED TO GET WHERE YOU’RE GOING! LOLLI’S CHERRY POP ENERGY DRINK IMPORTED FROM HOLLYWOOD 24/12oz LONGNECKS INVENTED BY A GIRL WHO IS REALLY FROM HOLLYWOOD; HER PICTURE IS ON THE LABEL AS A PIN-UP GIRL, AND SHE HAS A DOG NAMED “LOLLI’S PUP” WHOSE PAWS HAVE BEEN DYED THE COLOR OF LOLLI’S CHERRY POP BY LOLLI HERSELF! LOLLI INVENTED THIS DRINK BECAUSE WHEN SHE GOES CLUBBING, WHE WANTS SOME ENERGY THAT TASTES GOOD; NOT THAT MEDICINY THIMBLE-CAN BALONEY! SHE SAYS “POP THIS CHERRY; IT’LL GIVE YOU A !” LOLLI’S PASSION & LOLLI’S SLIMMING POP NOW, TOO! BY THE WAY, THE LATEST UPDATE IS THAT LOLLI MOVED FROM CALIFORNIA TO BUT GUESS WHAT… JUST DOWN THE STREET FROM HOLLYWOOD, FLORIDA! KNETIC ENERGISED STIMULATION IN BLACK LONGNECK BOTTLES FROM ENGLAND 24/275ml TASTES LIKE GUARANÁ SODA WITH A KICK! LOVE POTION # 69, NINE INCHES OF STIMULATION 24/12oz PURPLE LOVE POTION PINK LOVE POTION WHEN YOU’RE IN LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD’S DELICIOUS! TRUE LOVE AIN’T CHEAP AND NEITHER IS LOVE POTION # 69! WITH A WILD HER BAL CONTENT, LOVE POTION # 69 HELPS TO KEEP YOUR HEART ON! XTZ POWER DRINKS FROM METROLABS 24/12oz XTZ TEA, KOLA, TWISTED CITRUS, BOMB, ROOT BEER RIOT, ORANGE, TROPICAL TYPHOON, GRAPE GRENADE, KAFFÉ, CHAI SYNERGISTIC BLENDS OF ANCIENT MYSTICAL HERBS LIKE GUARANÁ, GINSENG, MATÉ, KAVA-KAVA, KOLA , SCHIZANDRA, GINKGO BILOBA AND HERBAL, BLACK, & GREEN TEAS. REMEMBER, THE UNKNOWN DRED’S RECOMMENDATION FOR A JUMP START IS: “DRINK TWO XTZ’S, BACK TO BACK”! GUSTO GINGKOLA BRITISH SPARKLING HERBAL DRINK SWEETENED ONLY WITH APPLE JUICE & NO PRESERVATIVES 12/250ml PROBABLY THE ONLY ENERGY DRINK WHICH CAN HONESTLY CLAIM TO BE “TOTALLY NATURAL”; MADE BY DRIVERS OF AN OLD VOLKS VAN WITH RIGHT HAND DRIVE! BAWLS GUARANÁ IN THE EXOTIC COBALT BLUE “RIBBED” GLASS BOTTLE 24/10oz THE MOST CHIC ENERGY DRINK WHICH IS ALSO A REFRESHING SODA MADE FROM A GENUINE BRAZILIAN GUARANÁ FORMULATION. ASK YOURSELF IF YOU’VE GOT BAWLS! IT’S THE FAVORITE DRINK OF INTERNET GAMERS; IT’LL KEEP YOU UP AND ALERT WHEN YOU’RE SCREWING AROUND ALL NIGHT WITH THE COMPUTER! GET DOWNRIGHT LOADED WITH BAWLS! BRAINALIZER, REJUVENIZER, IMMORTALIZER, AND ELECTROLIZER (“THE IZERS”) 24/12oz EACH BOTTLE CONTAINS TWELVE LIQUID OUNCES WHICH WERE DESIGNED TO GET YOU UP OFF YOUR BUTT AND MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT WHERE YOU ARE IN LIFE & WHERE YOU’RE GOING! AMAZON MIST ICED GUARANÁ TEA 24/16oz INVENTED BY AN ATTORNEY IN SANTA MONICA WHOSE FATHER INVENTED NEW YORK SELTZER BARONS GINSENG SODAS 24/12ozENERGY-UP (MANDARIN/LIME), APPLE DELIGHT, COLA, GINGER ALE, RASPBERRY GINGER ALE, CITRUS SPLASH THE GINSENG GINGER ALE GUY, WHO IS KIND OF FAMOUS IN BIZARRE BEVERAGE CIRCLES, CAN’T SETTLE ON ONE FLAVOR SO HE MADE UP ALL OF THESE CONCOCTIONS SPRECHER RAVIN’ RED 6/4/16oz AN UNUSUAL FRUIT AND GUARANÁ SODA MADE IN A MICROBREWERY IN WISCONSIN FOR TEETOTALING CUSTOMERS! CHAI COLA FROM TAYLOR’S TONICS 6/4/12oz AN INVIGORATING NATURAL BREWED SPICY DRINK THAT TAYLOR MADE JUST FOR YOUR REFRESHMENT! REAL SODA POWER LEMONADE 24/12oz NO HARD FEELINGS! DRINK IT FOR A REFRESHING RUSH OR MIX WITH VODKA FOR A POWER SCREWDRIVER!. ALSO IT’S VERY REFRESHING ON A HOT SUMMER DAY AND IT TASTES LIKE A MOUTH FULL OF LEMON DROPS. YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO TRY IT; YOU WILL LOVE IT! BIBICAFFE ESPRESSO SODA FROM ITALY 24/6oz BEVANDA AL CAFFE! HAVE A COLD ONE AND CALL IT SODA-TALIANO! JOLT 12oz NEW MILLENNIUM DRINKS 24/12oz COLA, ELECTRIC BLUE, RED EYE, CHERRY BOMB, DIET JOLT COLA! IF IT ISN’T JOLT, YOU MUST REVOLT! DIME STORE PONY ENERGY DRINK FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE 24x12oz A GREEN LIME ENERGY DRINK THAT’LL GET YOU GOING! GAMER CITRUS IN A LONGNECK BOTTLE 24x12oz A COOL CANE SUGAR LIGHT SODA WHICH PACKS A PUNCH! TRIBAL TONICS INFUSION DRINKS 12/20oz DEFEND (TANGERINE MANGO), ENERGY (PEACH MANGO), FOCUS (RASPBERRY DRAGONFRUIT), POWER (CITRUS GINSENG), WARRIOR (LEMON NECTARADE) REFRESHING AND WITH SUBSTANCE! GET WITH THE VIBE OF THE TRIBE! THE TONIC MAY MAKE YOU FEEL BIONIC! UNKNOWN DRED ROAD RAGE RED FORMULA No. 53 24/12oz NOT JUNE… JOHN! JOHN IS OUR WONDERFUL DRIVER WHO IS AN ENTHUSIAST OF ENERGY DRINKS BUT WANTED ONE WITH THE RIGHT FLAVOR AND FROM A COMPANY THAT HE COULD TRUST. SO HE INVENTED THIS HIMSELF AND IT WORKS! JOURNEY SIBERIAN SUN GINSENG BREW 6/4/12oz GINSENG BREW WITH A LABEL WITH UPSIDE DOWN QUESTION MARKS AND BIZARRE SAYINGS WILD RIDE ENERGY DRINK Reg&Diet FOR THE BIKER IN YOU with pictures of scantily-dressed ladies on the labels! INVENTED BY BIKERS FROM WISCONSIN (WHERE YOU HAVE TO WEAR HEAVY CLOTHES MOST OF THE YEAR) IT’S A LONGNECK BOTTLE WITH A PINK DRINK THAT GIVES YOU A BLAST! GUARANÁ ALASKA 24/12oz GUARANÁ, DIET GUARANÁ WITH GENUINE INGREDIENTS IMPORTED FROM ; REAL TASTE! WITH A 1950’S BRAZIL MOTIF, YOU WON’T BLAME YOUR THIRST ON RIO ANYMORE! Não tem nada melhor do que um delicioso Guaraná Alaska, orgulhosamente o sabor tradicional do Brasil! ELIX DIETARY SUPPLEMENTS 12x100ml GLASS BOTTLES ENERGY(GINSENG), WOMEN’S BALANCE(DONG QUAI), MIND POWER(GINGKO BILOBA), UPLIFT (ST.JOHN’S WORT), ARGINMAX FOR MEN LITTLE BROWN BOTTLES FROM THE DAILY WELLNESS BEVERAGE COMPANY… A LITTLE BIT GOES A LONG WAY! ZOMPO CAFFEINATED SMOOTHIE SODAS FROM THE XTZ TEA PEOPLE 24/16oz WILD , ORANGE CREAM, PEACH/NECTARINE/CREAM, KIWI LIME THE XTZ TEA PEOPLE WERE SO WIRED ON ZOMPO THAT WHEN THEY MADE THE LABELS THEY MISSPELLED JUMPIN’ GIUSEPPE’S NAME! MOLTO MALE, RAGAZZI! GUARANEXX, THE SUGAR-FREE ENERGY DRINK FROM BAWLS IN THE CHIC CLEAR ‘RIBBED’ BOTTLE 24/10oz w/SPLENDA BE A LOW- CARB GAMER AND PLAY ALL NIGHT WITHOUT ADDING POUNDS AS YOU SIT IN THE CHAIR AND INTERACT! DO YOU HAVE BAWLS? IT’S BAWLS THAT CALLS! CANNED BAWLS 24/16oz ORIGINAL GUARANA BLUE CAN, CHERRY BAWLS, GUARANA EXXTRA (DIET), G33K B33R GET BIG BAWLS IN A BIG BIG CAN! ALMDUDLER KRÄUTERLIMONADE, THE NATIONAL OF AUSTRIA 24/200ml & 20/350ml “ROLL OVER, SCHWARZENEGGER!” EVEN IF YOU DON’T DRIVE A HUMMER OR HAVE A GERMAN ACCENT OR KNOW WHERE ZAKRAMENTO IS, YOU CAN ENJOY THE REFRESHING TASTE OF AUSTRIA! BUZZY’S IRISH CREAM COFFEE BEVERAGE YOU LIKE “FRAPPUCCINO” AND THE LIKE, BUT DON’T LIKE GIVING $ TO STARBUCKS PURDEY’S MULTIVITAMIN ENERGY DRINKS FROM ENGLAND 24/325ml GOLD HIGH ENERGY, VITONIC, SILVER ORIGINAL PURDEY GOOD STUFF. CANNED CELSIUS CALORIE-BURNING ENERGY DRINKS 24/12oz COLA, WILDBERRY, ORANGE, LEMON-LIME, GINGER ALE THOSE CALORIES! APHRODITE SEXUAL STIMULATION SODA 24x9oz WHY NOT TRY GETTING IT ON WITH A PERFECT POP!! IT’S ALL GREEK TO THE GODDESS! GINSENG RUSH ORIGINAL, RUSH TRIPLE XXX, AND GINSENG RUSH COLA FROM RJ CORR 24/12ozFROM THE ORIGINAL R.J. CORR! CELSIUS CALORIE-BURNING SODAS IN GLASS BOTTLES 24/12oz COLA, WILDBERRY, GINGER ALE, ORANGE, LEMON-LIME MOVIE STARS DRINK CELSIUS AND SO SHOULD YOU! THERE’S A FLAVOR FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT OUR GOVERNATOR WHO IS PROBABLY STILL LOOKING FOR FAHRENHEIT! ACH SO! SHOCK COFFEES IN GLASS BOTTLES 24/16oz LATTE, MOCHA THESE SUPER-CAFFEINATED POWERFUL PINTS WILL SHOCK YOU TO OBLIVION! CARPE DIEM BOTANNICAL AUSTRIAN DRINKS 12/500ml A FISH A DAY; IT’S ALL WE ASK! , GI NKGO, HARMONIZING BOTANNICAL WATER, CRANBERRY KOMBUCHA, QUINCE KOMBUCHA IF YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE ALL THE MOODS OF A TRUE AUSTRIAN YOU NEED CARPE DIEM! NEXCITE LOVE HERBS IN COBALT BOTTLES 24/200ml & 12/750ml FROM WITH LOVE; EVERYONE NEEDS NEXCITEMENT! HiBALL ENERGY SPARKLING 12x10oz ORIGINAL ENERGY SPARKLING WATER, GRAPEFRUIT, LEMON-LIME, ORANGE, WILDBERRY IF YOU’RE GOING TO PLAY BALL YOU SHOULD PLAY Hi-BALL! THEY ARE GREAT POWER MIXERS AS WELL AS REFRESHING NO-CALORIE DRINKS ALL ON THEIR OWN! LIQUID BLOW POWER POP 24/16oz CANSDON’T BE A LAME MONSTER OR HAS-BEEN ROCKSTAR; WHEN YOU’RE ON THE GO YOU NEED LIQUID BLOW! ROARING LION ENERGY DRINK 24/500ml PLASTIC BOTTLESIF YOU NEED TO GET MOVIN’ BETTER TO BE A ROARING LION THAN A SITTING BULL! SOL MATE YERBA MATE SODAS IN BEAUTIFUL LONGNECK BOTTLES 6/4/12oz ORIGINAL YERBA MATE SODA, LEMON-LIME MATE G’DAY MATE THIS IS NOT AN AUSTRALIAN DRINK NOR IS IT FROM ARGENTINA. IN FACT IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS FROM MEXICO BUT IT IS REALLY MADE IN CANADA. NOW THAT YOU HAVE TRAVELED THE WORLD READING THIS REST ASSURED THAT THIS IS A WONDERFUL ORGANIC CANE-SUGAR SWEETENED YERBA MATE SODA IN LONGNECK BOTTLES! READY-TO-DRINK TEAS… NO NEED FOR TEA BAGS, AIR POTS, AND COMPLICATED PREPARATION! HARNEY & SONS ORGANIC READY-TO-DRINK TEAS 12/16oz HARNEY & SONS MAKES THE BEST LINE OF BOTTLED TEAS AND THEY HAPPEN TO COME IN GLASS AND BE ORGANIC AS WELL! BANGKOK GREEN TEA w/COCONUT & GINGER, BIG BERRY & BLACK TEA, BLACK CURRANT BLACK TEA, ORGANIC CHINESE BLACK TEA, ORGANIC GREEN TEA w/CITRUS & GINKGO, LEMONADE & TEA (like an organic Arnold Palmer!), PEACH & BLACK TEA THIS MAY LOOK LIKE A GREAT LAYOUT BUT WAIT TIL YOU TASTE THEM. NOT ONLY ARE THEY ORGANIC BUT THEY TASTE DELICIOUS AND COME IN GLASS BOTTLES. HARNEY & SONS ALSO OFFERS AN ORGANIC 100% APPLE JUICE, AN ORGANIC CRANBERRY JUICE ,A ND AN ORGANIC ORANGE MANGO DRINK… YOU’LL WANT TO FIND A HARNEY STONE TO KISS! XTZ POWER DRINKS FROM METROLABS 24/12oz XTZ TEA; READ ALL ABOUT IT UNDER “ENERGY DRINKS”! AMAZON MIST ICED GUARANÁ TEA 24/16oz THE FORMER NEW YORK SELTZER GUY’S ATTORNEY SON MIXED GUARANÁ WITH TEA… IT’S GREAT! SWISS ICE TEA 24/500ml & 12/1L LEMON TEA, PEACH TEA IMPORTED FROM , MADE WITH SWISS ALPINE WATER AND SUPER REFRESHING! ITO-EN Teas’ Tea 24/500ml PLASTIC PURE GREEN, GREEN WHITE, HOJI, JASMINE, GOLDEN OOLONG, LEMONGRASS GREEN, ROSE PETAL GREEN, MUGI CHA, BLACK TEA, MINT GREEN, OI OCHA UNSWEETENED REAL WHOLE LEAF TEAS, INTRODUCED TO LOS ANGELES’ MOVIE STARS BY REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES! ITO-EN SWEETENED TEAS 24/500ml APPLE, , MANGO, PEACH MADE IN CHINA, A COUNTRY KNOWN FOR TEA! PURETHÉ FROM 12/750ml DARJEELING TEA, PEACH TEA. NO SUGAR ADDED EXCEPT TO THE PEACH. OOOH, LA LA; OUI, GREAT TEA! KOMBUCHA WONDER DRINKS 12/250ml JASMINE NIAGARA GRAPE BLEND, ROOIBOS RED PEACH A CUTE LITTLE BOTTLE OF WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS TOTAL LIQUID CULTURE! ALL THE WAY FROM OREGON, A STATE YOU TRUST! TEHBOTOL SOSRO FROM JAKARTA INDONESIA 24/220ml DEPOSIT BOTTLES SWEETENED JASMINE TEA, MOST POPULAR INDONESIAN DRINK! EMPIRE BOTTLING WORKS ICED TEA WITH LEMON IN 12oz LONGNECK GLASS BOTTLES LOOKS HOMEMADE AND TASTES EVEN BETTER! SENCHA SHOT FROM ITO-EN TEAS’ TEA 30x180mlA NATURAL SINGLE SHOT FROM ITO-EN BEATS A DOUBLE ONE FROM FOURBUCKS! INKO’S WHITE TEAS 12/16oz CHERRY VANILLA, HINT O’MINT, HONEYDEW, HONEYSUCKLE FROM NEW JERSEY BUT BUY THEM ANYWAY! MULTIVITAMIN NoCarb DRINKS 12/20ozNoCarb BLACK TEA, NoCarb GREEN TEA NO CARBONATION AND NO CALORIES… AND LOTS OF VITAMINS! SOL MATE YERBA MATE TEA SODAS IN GLASS LONGNECK BOTTLES 6/4/12oz ORIGINAL YERBA MATE SODA, LEMON-LIME MATE SODA HONEST ADE ORGANIC DRINKS 12x500mlORANGE-MANGO, SUPERFRUIT, BLUEBERRY-POMEGRANATE, POMEGRANATE WHITE TEA, CRANBERRY LEMONADE, HONEY GREEN TEA, PEACH WHITE TEA YOU MIGHT KNOW THESE AS “DISHONEST TEA” BUT WE HAVE THEM IF YOU WANT THEM!! RACHAEL’S ICED TEA WITH LEMON 24x12oz FROM RHODE ISLAND TASTES DELICIOUS AND MADE WITH CANE SUGAR IN LONGNECK BOTTLES! 100% JUICE AND JUICE DRINKS & COCONUT WATERS WITH NO ADDED SUGAR AEPPLER’S 100% JUICE SWEET 12/12oz ABSOLUTELY THE BEST APPLE CIDER YOU EVER HAD! ALL THE WAY FROM WISCONSIN! CALYPSO 100% JUICES 24/12oz GRAPE,, PINEAPPLE DRINK AS HARRY BELAFONTE DRINKS! SONOMA SPARKLERS 24/12oz & 12/750ml APPLE, PEAR, PEACH, RASPBERRY, ORGANIC LEMONADE, BLOOD ORANGE CHAMPAGNE-STYLE BOTTLES GNAR 100% POMEGRANATE JUICE FROM TURKEY (But vegetarians can drink it too!) 24/8oz ONCE YOU’VE HAD GNAR, EVERYTHING ELSE IS GNARLY! FIRST OF ALL THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT GNAR IS THAT IT IS 100% POMEGRANATE JUICE AND NOT A BLEND OF 100% JUICES WHERE POMEGRANATE IS JUST AN INGREDIENT… THIS IS POMEGRANATE JUICE AND NOTHING ELSE. IT IS IMPORTED FROM THE MIDDLE EAST WHICH IS WHERE THE ORIGINAL POMEGRANATES COME FROM. LEGEND SAYS THAT THE 613 SEEDS IN THE POMEGRANATE MATCH UP WITH THE 613 COMMANDMENTS; ONE OF THOSE COMMANDMENTS MAY BE THE COMMANDMENT TO DRINK POMEGRANATE JUICE BUT THANKFULLY THERE ARE LESS SEEDS IN A POMEGRANATE THAN THE NUMBER OF ‘LISTED CHEMICALS’ IN CALIFORNIA’S PROPOSITION 65 SO WHILE THIS MAY NOT BE THE DRINK FOR DESPERATE ATTORNEYS IT IS THE PERFECT BEVERAGE FOR EVERYONE ELSE! YOU CAN ALSO USE GNAR AS A MIXER AND MAKE GNAR-TINIS AND GNAR-GARITAS; IT’S A GREAT DRINK THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO TRY! DUTCH DE PAYS 100% JUICE IN BAR BOTTLES 24/200ml , APPLE JUICE GO DUTCH AND BE HEALTHY TOO! HERO DUTCH JUICES IN 200ml BAR BOTTLES APPLE JUICE, JUS d’ORANGE, TOMATO JUICE (TOMATENSAP) GO DUTCH & BE A HERO AT THE SAME TIME! PUCK BELGIAN JUICES IN 200ml BOTTLES GRAPE JUICE, TOMATO JUICE THIS IS THE PUCK YOU WANT EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A HOCKEY PLAYER!! THE SWITCH CARBONATED 100% JUICE 12/12oz TROPICAL PUNCH THE SWITCH IS ON! FIZZ UP YOUR LIFE WITH FRUIT JUICE BLENDS! IZZE SPARKLNG FRUIT JUCE BEVERAGES 6/4/12oz LONGNECKSl APPLE, CLEMENTINE, GRAPEFRUIT, BLUEBERRY, BLACKBERRY, POMEGRANATE, PEACH, LIME IZZE DOES IT! IZZE HAS VERY REFRESHING SPARKLING BEVERAGES MADE FROM FRUIT JUICE BLENDS WITH NO ADDED SUGAR. THEY ARE LIGHT & REFRESHING AND THEY’RE GREAT DRINKS FOR PARENTS TO GIVE THEIR KIDS WHEN THE KIDS WANT A SODA BUT THE PARENTS WANT TO GIVE THEM JUICE! CALYPSO 100% JUICE POMEGRANATE BLENDS 12/12oz BLUEBERRY-POMEGRANATE, RASPBERRY-POMEGRANATE, STRAWBERRY-POMEGRANATE ZICO COCONUT WATER IN DRINK PAKS 24/330ml & 12x1L ÁGUA DE COCO, MANGO ESSENCE COCONUT WATER, PASSIONFRUIT AND ORANGE PEEL ESSENCE COCONUT WATER FROM THE AMAZON WHEN YOU THINK OF ZICO YOU’LL THINK OF FICO OUR DRIVER WHO WILL DELIVER IT TO YOU! POSSMANN 100% APPLE JUICES FROM A COUNTRY YOU TRUST 24/12ozPOSSMANN APFELSCHORLE (SPARKLING CLOUDY APPLE JUICE) & POSSMANN Gold-Hell LANDAPPEL (100% APPLE JUICE) WHEN YOU THINK OF GERMANY YOU THINK OF APFELSTRUDEL BUT THINK OF APPLE JUICE! WHEN YOU READ THE LABEL OF THE LANDAPPEL YOU MIGHT THINK YOU ARE HEADED FOR GOLD HELL BUT WHEN YOU DRINK IT YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN HEAVEN! fruit juice , infusions, punches, and HONEST ADE ORGANIC DRINKS 12x500mlORANGE-MANGO, SUPERFRUIT, BLUEBERRY-POMEGRANATE, POMEGRANATE WHITE TEA, CRANBERRY LEMONADE, HONEY GREEN TEA, PEACH WHITE TEA YOU MIGHT KNOW THESE AS “DISHONEST TEA” BUT WE HAVE THEM IF YOU WANT THEM!! 1L HOLIDAY LEMONADES IN DECORATED BOTTLES 12/1L LEMONADE, PINK LEMONADE, BLUEBERRY LEMONADE NOW YOU CAN SAY ‘JOYEUX NOEL’ AND TOAST WITH A FRENCH FAMILY SIZE BOTTLE OF BUBBLY LEMONADES! A VOTRE SANTE! TOUT VA BIEN AVEC NOS PRODUITS! CANNED IZZE SPARKLING FRUIT DRINKS IN 250ml “EUROCANS” APPLE, CLEMENTINE, GRAPEFRUIT, POMEGRANATE, BLACKBERRY THEY LOOK LIKE ENERGY DRINK CANS BUT THEY’RE WHOLESOME 100% JUICE AND YOU CAN PACK THEM IN WITH YOUR KIDS’ LUNCHES AND MAKE THEM HAPPY ALL DAY! MAD RIVER HERBAL ENERGY INFUSION BLENDS 12/520ml ENERGY HAMMER, FORBIDDEN FRUIT HAVE YOU GONE MAD LATELY? CHARLIE O’S LEMONADE 24/10oz A FIZZY TREAT ALL THE WAY FROM TENNESSEE THAT WILL REFRESH YOU ESPECIALLY ON HOT HUMID DAYS! HARNEY & SONS ORGANIC FRUIT DRINKS IN GLASS BOTTLES 12/16oz CRANBERRY JUICE COCKTAIL, ORANGE MANGO, LEMONADE with ICED TEA THEY ARE SO DELICIOUS YOU WOULD NOT EVEN KNOW THEY WERE ORGANIC BUT CONVENIENTLY THEY’RE ORGANIC AS WELL! LORINA ORGANIC LEMONADES 12/750ml WITH ‘SWING CAPS’ BLOOD ORANGE LEMONADE, POMEGRANATE LEMONADE NOW YOU CAN ENJOY SOMETHING FRENCH THAT IS ALSO ORGANIC! C’EST INCROYABLE! TOUS LES GENS VONT A VOULER BOIRE TOUS LES LIMONADES ORGANIQUES DE LORINA! TRIBAL TONICS INFUSION BLENDS 12/20oz DEFEND (TANGERINE-MANGO), ENERGY (PEACH-MANGO), FOCUS (RASPBERRY-DRAGONFRUIT), POWER (CITRUS-GINSENG), WARRIOR (LEMON-NECTARADE) GET WITH THE TRIBE, CHIEF! GET INTO THE VIBE WITH THE TRIBE! KRISTIAN REGALE SWEDISH 12/750ml & 12/330ml APPLE, LINGONBERRY-APPLE, ORANGE, PEACH, PEAR. IT’S SWEDISH BUT BOTTLED IN ! CALYPSO LEMONADES 12/20oz NATURAL LEMONADE, STRAWBERRY LEMONADE, KIWI LEMONADE, MANDARIN LEMONADE, BLACK CHERRY LEMONADE, LIMEADE, PINEAPPLE PASSION LEMONADE, RASPBERRY PINK LEMONADE, MANGO LEMONADE. “A TASTE OF THE ISLANDS” FROM MILWAUKEE. YOU MIGHT THINK THAT THEY’RE FROM SOMEWHERE AROUND GREEN BAY. HOWEVER, A RARELY HEARD LEGEND HAS IT THAT HARRY BELAFONTE HIMSELF WAS TRAVELING FROM CHICAGO TO WISCONSIN ON TOUR. SUPPOSEDLY, HE WAS EATING DEEP DISH PIZZAS AND BRATWURST AND SO FORTH IN THE HUMID HEAT AND WAS ONLY BEING OFFERED SCHLITZ FROM HIS PERSONAL ASSISTANTS TO QUENCH HIS THIRST. LOCAL FOLKLORE HAS IT THAT A JUICE-MAN, EVEN PERHAPS A “KEZ-MAN” IN FACT, MOVED BY WITNESSING ALL OF THIS, INVENTED THESE DRINKS! WHETHER OR NOT YOU BELIEVE ALL OF THIS, YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF TO TRY THEM ALL! PUNCH CONCENTRATE IN 25oz OR GALLON BOTTLES 5-1 MIX UNQUESTIONABLY THE BEST PUNCH AND NOW YOU CAN MAKE IT! ED & PETE’S OLD-FASHIONED LEMONADE LONGNECKS 24/12oz ED & PETE ARE THE TWO SONS OF THE GUY WHO OWNS THE LEMONADE FACTORY! CALYPSO “ZERO” Splenda SUGAR-FREE LEMONADES 12/20oz LEMONADE, STRAWBERRY LEMONADE PERFECT FOR A REFRESHING LOW-CARB DIET! MULTIVITAMIN DRINKS 12/20oz LEMON-LIME, ORANGE, PEACH-STRAWBERRY, TROPICAL PUNCH, NoCarb ORANGE-CARROT, NoCarb PEACH MELON MORE JUICE DRINKS & COCKTAILS, PUNCHES, INFUSIONS, & LEMONADES… EbeDee SAFARI MIST TROPICAL SPLENDA SPARKLING JUICE SODAS 24/12oz PASSIONFRUIT-LEMON, ORANGE-MANGO, PEAR-LYCHEE, GUAVA LOW-CALORIE AND “LOW-CARB” TROPICAL FRUIT MIXES ORIGINATED IN SOUTHERN , BLENDED WITH SPLENDA AND SERVED IN LONGNECK BOTTLES! THREEDRINKS 3-CARB LEMONADE & CITRUS “DIET SODAS?” LEMON, CITRUS THREEDRINKS WERE INVENTED BY A GUY IN REDONDO BEACH WHO DOESN’T LIKE TYPICAL DIET SODAS AND IS ON THE LOW-CARB DIET; HE USED TO MAKE THIS AT PARTIES AND HIS FRIENDS SAID “HEY YOU SHOULD BOTTLE THIS!” NESBITT’S HONEY LEMONADE 24/12oz THE TARTNESS OF LEMON WITH THE SWEETNESS OF HONEY ALL BY A FAMOUS OLD ORANGE SODA COMPANY! IZZEesque SPARKLING JUICE DRINKS WITH LOWER CALORIES 6/4/12oz LONGNECKSLEMON, MANDARIN, BLACK RASPBERRY LORINA LEMONADES 12/750ml IN THE ORIGINAL BOTTLES WITH THE SWING CAPS IMPORTED FROM FRANCE BLOOD ORANGE LEMONADE, YELLOW LEMONADE, PINK LEMONADE, ORANGEADE, ‘CLEAR’ FRENCH LIMONADE, BLUEBERRY LEMONADE, BERRY LEMONADE, DIET LEMONADE, DIET PINK LEMONADE AH, OUI, OUI, OUI… YOU WILL LOVE LORINA LEMONADES WHICH HAVE BEEN MADE IN FRANCE SINCE 1895 THE OLD FASHIONED WAY! 330ml LORINA LEMONADES IN THE CUTE LITTLE BOTTLES 24/330ml IMPORTED FROM FRANCE BLOOD ORANGE LEMONADE, YELLOW LEMONADE, PINK LEMONADE, ORANGEADE, ‘CLEAR’ FRENCH LIMONADE, BLUEBERRY LEMONADE, BERRY LEMONADE, DIET LEMONADE, DIET PINK LEMONADE MAIS BIEN SUR, VOUS VOULEZ BOIRE LES VRAIS LIMONADES DE LA FRANCE QUI SONT TANT DELICIEUSES! RACHAEL’S LEMONADE 24x12oz GLASS BOTTLES YOU’VE TRIED THE REST; NOW TRY RACHEL’S.. WHICH GIVES ED & PETE A RUN FOR THE MONEY! SQUAMSCOT RASPBERRY LEMONADE SODA FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE MADE WITH CANE SUGAR 24x12oz DRINK FREE OR DIE! THE NECTARS OF BELGIUM AND THE (SOON TO BE CALLED “THE NECTARLANDS”): NECTRACIDE BIZARRE BELGIAN NECTARS 24/200ml APRICOT, , PEACH, PEAR, TROPICAL, MANGO YOU CAN BREAK AWAY FROM CANS & PLASTIC BY COMMITTING NECTRACIDE! SURPRISINGLY SATISFYING SENSATIONS FROM THE SHORT BOTTLE WITH THE LONG NECK! NO PRESERVATIVES ARE NECESSARY UNTIL YOUR BOTTLE NECK HAS BEEN UNCORKED. WHEN IT’S TIME TO TAKE SIDES, TAKE NECTRACIDE! DESPITE THE SKULLS THEY’RE ALL NATURAL! PUCK BELGIAN NECTARS IMPORTED FROM KORTRIJK, BELGIUM 24/200ml PEAR, PEACH, APRICOT, BANANA, MANGO, APPLE-CHERRY, TROPICAL EVEN IF YOU’RE A HOCKEY PLAYER, YOU’LL AGREE THAT THE BEST PUCK YOU CAN HAVE IS THE DELICIOUS PUCK NECTAR FROM HERMANN PUCK OF BELGIUM! LOOZA BELGIAN NECTARS 24/200ml APRICOT, BANANA LOOZA…IT’S A WINNER! JOIN THE WINNER’S CLUB SIPPING LOOZA! LOOZA BIG LITER NECTARS 6/1L PEAR, PEACH, APRICOT, BANANA, MANGO LOOZA IS A WINNER. HOW YOU PLAY IS IRRELEVANT! STILL (NON-CARBONATED) WATER IN BEAUTIFUL GLASS BOTTLES ACQUA MINERALE ITALIANA “SANTA LUCIA” 20/500ml & 12/1L… Santa Lucia, gee it’s good to see ‘ya! SODIUM-FREE AND STEMMING FROM REGGIO EMILIA IN THE APPENINES, THIS IS THE BEST ITALIAN WATER EVER TO COME TO AMERICA. THIS IS THE WATER THAT WE CHOOSE TO DRINK AT HOME! HILDON DELIGHTFULLY STILL BRITISH WATER 12/750ml & 24/330ml VERY SMOOTH BRITISH WATER FOR THE CHIC AT HEART. MOST COMMONLY FOUND IN WHITE CLOTH RESTAURANTS; AT THE END OF THE DAY, NIGEL’S EXPERT OPINION UPON SAMPLING THIS WATER IS THAT IT IS “QUITE NICE” ! TYNANT WELSH STILL WATER IN COBALT BLUE, BURGUNDY RED, AND GOLD “VASE” BOTTLES 12/750ml & 24/350ml EVIAN FRENCH WATER IN GLASS BOTTLES 20/500ml & 12/1L DON’T LOOK AT THE NAME IN A MIRROR! THIS FAMOUS WATER APPEALS TO BOTH THE FRENCH AND THE “PREPPY AMERICANS”; BUT IN THIS CASE IT COMES IN CHIC TALL GLASS BOTTLES INSTEAD OF A PLASTIC CONCOCTION THAT LOOKS LIKE THE ARM OF THE MICHELIN TIRE MAN! YOU CAN SIP GLASS EVIAN IN THE CAFÉ WHILE PLASTIC EVIAN DRINKERS SPEND THE NIGHT AT “PREMIÈRE CLASSE” Fiór Uisce IRISH MINERAL WATER 12/330ml & 6/750ml Slainté! YOUR IRISH EYES WILL BE SMILING WHEN YOU TRUST THE SOURCE & HOLD THE MAYO! SPA SPRING WATER IN 200ml GLASS DEPOSIT BOTTLES FROM BELGIUM 28/200ml PERFECT FOR YOUR MINI-BAR; ’S PUREST WATER! 33mg/L TDS. AN EXPORT PRODUCT SINCE 1583; EVIDENCED BY THE PRESENCE OF AN OLD BOTTLE OF SPA ON TOLSTOY’S DESK IN YASNAYA POLYANA, RUSSIA. THE WORD “HEALTH SPA” HAS ITS ETYMOLOGY DATING BACK TO THE DAYS WHEN THE ROMANS FREQUENTED THIS FAMOUS SOURCE FOR THE BENEFITS TO THE HEALTH LLANLLYR WELSH SPRING WATER IN BEAUTIFUL BOTTLES THAT LOOK HAND-MADE 12/750ml PRONOUNCE IT & YOU’RE HALF WAY THERE! NOAH’S 12oz LONGNECK MAGNESIUM-ENHANCED WATER 24/12oz LOOKS LIKE A CORONA BEER BOTTLE BUT IT’S REALLY NOAH’S SPRING WATER! SOURCY BLAUW 28/200ml FROM THE NETHERLANDS IF YOU’RE FROM HOLLAND YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS! THE AUTHENTIC AND ONLY FROM REAL SODA! GOLD TYNANT ‘festive’ STILL WELSH WATER 12/750ml BOTTLES WRAPPED IN GOLD WITH THAT FINE WELSH FAMOUS WATER! RED BURGUNDY-COLORED GLASS BOTTLES OF TYNANT WELSH STILL WATER 12/750ml A WATER TURNED INTO A MOOD DRINK! SUPER COOL! TAU SPRING WATER FROM THE U.K. 12/750ml & 24/330ml A WATER FROM TyNant THAT LOOKS A LOT LIKE A HILDON WATER BOTTLE! Hi-O-Silver OXYGENATED WATER 4/6/12oz LONGNECKSLOTS OF OXYGEN IN EVERY BOTTLE, AND NO PLASTIC TASTE; THE BEST FOR YOUR BODY! STILL (NON-CARBONATED) WATER IN PLASTIC BOTTLES MUSIC PREMIUM GLACIER WATER IN TRIANGULAR (or sometimes, round) BOTTLES 24/400ml SPORT, 12/1L SPORT, 12/1,5L THAT DESIGNER WATER FROM THE WORLD’S PUREST SOURCE; TOBA INLET, BC, CANADA; RANDOMLY TESTED BY RSRB FOR ITS PURITY. HOLLYWOOD’S FIRST CHOICE. ICE AGE GLACIER WATER IN COBALT BLUE PLASTIC BOTTLES 24/355ml “cute cobalt bottlets”, 24/20oz SPORT, 12/1L, 12/1,5L AT THE MUSIC WATER FACTORY, THEY SOMETIMES TURN OFF THE MACHINE, SWITCH TRIANGLE BOTTLES FOR ROUND BLUE ONES; THEN THEY TURN IT ON AGAIN. SO THIS IS THE SAME PURE WATER FROM TOBA INLET, BC, CANADA; ACCORDING TO THE MANUFACTURER. A JOINT VENTURE OF THE MUSIC MAN AND THE ICE AGE LADY! HAWAII WATER 24/330ml “cute crystal bottlets”, 24/20oz SPORT, 12/1L SPORT, 12/1,5L FROM A DEEP DOWN SUBVOLCANIC SOURCE AT THE HALAWA VALLEY AQUIFER; PURIFIED AND PUT IN A CHIC BOTTLE AND SHIPPED FROM HAWAII TO REAL SODA WHO THEN CAN DELIVER IT TO YOUR DOOR! POLARIS CANADIAN GLACIAL SPRING WATER 12/1L SPORT GLACIAL SPRING WATER SOURCED AT WHISTLER MOUNTAIN, BRITISH COLUMBIA. THEY SAY IT’S THE BEST WAY TO WET YOUR WHISTLE. LESS THAN 50ppm, REASONABLY PRICED, AND SERVED ON FLIGHTS TO RIO DE JANEIRO! E-WATER 24/500ml IT’S THE BEST WAY TO GET YOUR ELECTROLYTES! PUT TOGETHER BY RJ CORR THE ORIGINAL NEUTROCEUTICAL BEVERAGE GURU! FIJI WATER 24x500ml & 12x1L IN THE SQUARE SOUTH PACIFIC PLASTIC BOTTLES HAVE THE SOUTH PACIFIC IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME! “CANADA’S BEST” GLACIER WATER FROM BRITISH COLUMBIA 24/12oz SPORT, 24/500ml MOVIE STARS DRINK IT; YOU, TOO SHOULD DRINK IT! NOAH’S MAGNESIUM-ENHANCED WATER 24/20oz, 12/1L, 12/1,5L, 3gallon, 5gallon “Keeps your bones in shape, Mr Noah-t-all”–Grandpa Pettybones TYNANT WELSH WATER IN DESIGNER BOTTLES 24/500ml & 12x1L GOT TOO MANY COBALT VASES BUT LOVE THE WATER? THEN THIS IS FOR YOU! PENTA WATER 24x500ml VERY EXPENSIVE WATER WITH SPECIAL ELEMENTS ADDED BY THE PENTA PEOPLE. ONE DRINK & YOU’LL SAY “I’LL TAKE THE 5th”! AQUA HYDRATE 24x500ml & 12x1L FANCY BOTTLES OF CHIC BALANCED WATER FROM THE FAMOUS AQUA GENUS EXPERTS ON HYDRATION! GLACEAU ‘ water’ 12/1L & 24/25oz sportGLACEAU CAME UP WITH THIS WATER AND PEOPLE LIKE IT BUT THE MAKERS OF THE BOXES MUST NOT DRINK IT BECAUSE THE BOTTOMS OF THE BOXES HAVE A TENDENCY TO GIVE WAY! BUT IF YOU CAN GET THE WATER HOME IN ONE PIECE YOU’LL ENJOY IT! VOLVIC FRENCH SPRING WATER 24x500ml, 12x1L, 12x1,5L BE CHIC, DRINK VOLVIC! IF YOU SEE IT IN A MIRROR IT WON’T SPELL ‘NAÏVE’ ! HINT WATER (genuinely flavored water) WITH NO CALORIES OR SWEETENERS BUT LOTS OF FLAVOR BLACKBERRY, CUCUMB ER (yes, cucumber!), HIBISCUS VANILLA, HONEYDEW HIBISCUS, LIME, MANGO GRAPEFRUIT, PEAR, PEPPERMINT, POMEGRANATE, RASPBERRY LIME, STRAWBERRY KIWI, TROPICAL THEY CALL IT ‘HINT’ BECAUSE EACH BOTTLE HAS A ‘HINT’ OF FLAVOR WHICH MEANS THAT THERE IS A SMALL SPRITZ OF ESSENCE ADDED WHICH GIVES THE WATER A NICE AROMA AND A FLAVOR BUT WHICH HAS NOTHING ARTIFICIAL ADDED, NO SWEETENERS AND NO CALORIES. A GENUINE FLAVORED WATER! HAWAIIAN SPRINGS WATER FROM THE BIG ISLAND 24x330ml, 24x500ml, 12x1L, 12x1,5L GREAT WATER IN BEAUTIFUL BOTTLES SPARKLING (FIZZY) WATER IN BEAUTIFUL GLASS BOTTLES ACQUA MINERALE SANTA LUCIA SODIUM-FREE ITALIAN SPARKLING WATER”Santa Lucia, gee it’s good to see ‘ya!” UNQUESTIONABLY THE BEST AND PUREST ITALIAN SPARKLING WATER; THE SODASOMMELIER DRINKS THIS AT HOME AND HEARTILY RECOMMENDS IT AS “DA BEST” ! SOUTH BAY SELTZER LOCAL SPRITZER IN STUBBY BOTTLES 24x12oz PURE LOCAL WATER SPRITZED WITH FIZZ AND IN CLASSY GLASSY BOTTLES! THE SOUL OF THE SOUTHLAND… IT’LL SPRUCE UP YOUR MINI-BAR AND QUENCH THE THIRST OF THE VISITORS AT YOUR NEXT DINNER PARTY! MORE SPARKLING WATERS IN GLASS BOTTLES… FILBERT’S CHICAGO SPARKLING WATER 24/12oz GET YOUR FIX OF BUBBLY FIZZ FROM THE WINDY CITY! TYNANT WELSH SPARKLING WATER COBALT BLUE, BURGUNDY RED, SILVER BOTTLES: 24/350ml & 12/750ml USE THE EMPTIES AS VASES! SAN PELLEGRINO IN GLASS BOTTLES: 24/250ml & 24/500ml & 12/750ml & 12/1L PROVE YOU’RE PREPPY BY JUST CALLING IT “PELLEGRINO”! SPA SPARKLING WATER IN 200ml GLASS DEPOSIT BOTTLES FROM BELGIUM VERY RARE BUT VERY GOOD. VERY COSTLY AS WELL BUT WORTH IT! SOURCY ROOD 28/20cl FROM THE NETHERLANDS VERY RARE AND ALSO EXCELLENT. LITTLE DEPOSIT BOTTLES THAT YOU’D SEE IN DUTCH BARS! HILDON GENTLY FROM ENGLAND 24/330ml & 12/750ml SO GENTLE THAT THE FINEST RESTAURANTS SERVE HILDON! BOYLANS SELTZERS FROM BACK EAST 24/12oz LONGNECK RETRO BOTTLES PURE SELTZER, LEMON SELTZER, ORANGE SELTZER MINERAGUA FROM MEXICO 24/12oz PERHAPS THE BEST CURE FOR THE TEQUILA HANGOVER. JARRITOS… QUE BUENAS SON! AGUA MINERAL 24/12oz ALL THE WAY FROM MONTERREY, NUEVO LEÓN, TOPO CHICO IS THE BEST MEXICAN MINERAL WATER! Fiór Uisce IRISH MINERAL WATER 12/330ml & 6/750ml Slainté! HAVE NO FEAR… HAVE FIOR UISCE! TRUST THE SOURCE & HOLD THE COUNTY MAYO! PERRIER 330ml FRENCH SPARKLING MINERAL WATER 24/11oz NATURALLY SPARKLING FROM THE CENTER OF THE EARTH (IN FRANCE) ! NOAH’S SPARKLING MAGNESIUM-ENRICHED WATER; NATURAL OR SPRITZED WITH LIME 24/12oz BE A BUBBLY NOA-T-ALL! BURGUNDY RED CHIC BOTTLES OF TYNANT WELSH SPARKLING WATER 12/750ml LIKE BEING IN A CHIC CHINESE BAR! TAU SPARKLING WATER FROM THE U.K. 24/330ml & 12/750ml VERY SIMILAR TO HILDON; VERY BRITISH! BADOIT SPARKLING FRENCH MINERAL WATER 12/750ml YOU’LL LIKE IT SO MUCH YOU’LL WONDER WHY THE FRENCH DON’T CALL IT “GOODOIT”! EMPIRE SELTZER FROM RHODE ISLAND or sparkling water w/ lime 24/12oz A BIG FIZZY SELTZER FROM THE SMALLEST STATE IN THE USA! SAN FAUSTINO 1L NATURALLY SPARKLING WATER FROM ITALY 12/1L GOOD FOR THE BONES AND IT COMES IN GLASS TOO! HiBALL CAFFEINATED SPARKLING WATERS 12/10oz ORIGINAL ENERGY SPARKLING WATER, GRAPEFRUIT, LEMON-LIME, ORANGE, WILDBERRY IMPORTED SOFT DRINKS IN GLASS BOTTLES… BE A FIRST GLASS WELTSCHMERZ! ¡SALUD! PROST! À SANTÉ AUSTRIAN SODAS… ÖSTERREICHISCHE ERFRISCHUNGSGETRÄNKE IN GLASFLASCHEN… LECKER! ALMDUDLER LIMONADE 20/350ml KRÄUTERLIMONADE; THE NATIONAL SOFT DRINK OF AUSTRIA IN THE ORIGINAL GLASS DEPOSIT BOTTLE! FRUCADE ORANGENFRUCHTSAFTLIMONADE 20/350ml VON ECHTEN SÜDFRUCHTEN! ORIGINALLY FROM ROSENHEIM, BAVARIA... THIS GERMAN DELICACY IS NOW MADE IN AUSTRIA AS WELL AND IS IN A COOL LONGNECK BOTTLE THAT LOOKS LIKE IT’S FROM MEXIKO BUT IT’S ALL NATURAL & FROM AUSTRIA! 20/250ml ORANGENLIMONADE (NATURAL ORANGE SODA) & ZITRONENLIMONADE (NATURAL LEMON-GRAPEFRUIT SODA). IN GREEN BOTTLES SHAPED LIKE ‘BOMBS’ THEY ARE AN EXPLOSION OF FRESH EUROPEAN CITRUS FRUITS IN A RETRO 50’S BOTTLE AND THEY WILL BRING TEARS TO THE EYES OF MIDDLE-AGED AUSTRIAN ÉMIGRÉS! YOU WILL FIND THEM SO DELICIOUS THAT YOU’LL SAY “ACH, SO LECKER… GANZ WUNDERBAR!!” belgian sodas… boissons belgiques… frisdranken van belgië SPA BELGIAN SPARKLING JUICE DRINKS 28/200ml GLASS DEPOSIT BOTTLES CASSIS, LEMON-CACTUS, ORANGE THE TASTE OF BELGIUM! BRITISH SODAS… FIZZY DRINKS ALSO KNOWN AS LEMONADES WHICH ARE QUITE NICE ALFRESCO SPARKLING ELDERFLOWER DRINK FROM ENGLAND IN EuroCans 24/250ml INVENTED BY NIGEL AND 100% FRUIT-JUICE-SWEETENED PURDEY’S MULTIVITAMIN ENERGY DRINKS FROM ENGLAND 24/325ml GOLD HIGH ENERGY, VITONIC, SILVER ORIGINAL PURDEY GOOD STUFF. dutch sodas… nederlandse frisdranken in kleine glazen flesjes AMERICAN SODAS IN CUTE LITTLE DUTCH DEPOSIT BOTTLES 24/200ml FANTA ORANGE, COLA, COLA LIGHT, COLA ZERO, SCHWEPPES SCHWEPPES IN CUTE LITTLE DUTCH DEPOSIT BOTTLES 28/200ml , INDIAN TONIC, GINGER ALE “DUTCH SCHWEPPERVESCENCE” HERO DUTCH SODAS & JUICES 24/200ml ORANGE SODA, CASSIS(BLACKCURRANT) SODA, BITTER LEMON, APPLE JUICE, TOMATO JUICE, ORANGE JUICE DUTCH LOCAL FAVOURITES IN GLASS 28/200ml ROYAL CLUB SHANDY, ORANGE JUICE, CASSIS SODA, APPLE JUICE; SISI ORANGE SODA JUST LIKE TANG! GO DUTCH AND OPEN DE DEUR TO DE FRISDRANKEN VAN DEN NEDERLANDEN. YOU’LL SOON BE SCREAMING “EINDELIJK SIJN WIJ IN DEN VEREINIGDEN STAATEN”! FRISTI FROM THE NUTRICIA COMPANY 24/200ml DE ENIGE ECHTE! FRISTI IS A YOGURT DRINK. FRENCH SODAS… BOISSONS GAZEUSES DE FRANCE LORINA LEMONADE FROM ALSACE-LORRAINE 24/330ml & 12/750ml w/CERAMIC TOPS since 1895 YELLOW LEMONADE, FRENCH LIMONADE, ORANGEADE, PINK LEMONADE, BERRY LEMONADE. DIET LEMONADE, DIET PINK LEMONADE FRENCH FLAVOR WITH A GERMAN CLOSURE ON THE BOTTLE- OO LA LA PURETHé TEAS FROM FRANCE 12/750ml DARJEELING TEA, PEACH TEA OU, LA LA… AH, OUI OUI OUI… C’EST SI PUR! C’EST SI BON! C’EST INCROYABLE! INDIAN SODAS… NAMASTE! SIP AND SLURP WHILE NEGOTIATING THE ROUNDABOUT! FROM MAHARASHTRA 24/300ml DEPOSIT BOTTLES YOU’LL FEEL LIKE THE FONZ BUT WITH A NEHRU JACKET INSTEAD OF A LEATHER ONE! CITRUS SODA FROM INDIA 24/300ml DEPOSIT BOTTLES NOTHING SLAKES THAT SWELTERING INDIA HEAT LIKE LIMCA! indonesian sodas… minuman-minuman dari indonesia yang enak! TEH BOTOL SOSRO FROM JAKARTA 24/220ml GLASS BOTTLES THE ORIGINAL BOTTLED JASMINE TEA SWEETENED WITH SUGAR, INDONESIA’S # 1 !! ITALIAN SODAS… BEVANDE ANALCOOLICHE D’ITALIA NELLE BOTTIGLIE DA VETRO ABBONDIO 24/200ml LongNeck ITALIAN SODAS FROM TORTONA, ALESSANDRIA SINCE 1889BIANCA GAZZOSA (CLEAR LEMON), MENTA VERDE (GREEN MINT), POMPELMO & FRAGOLA (GRAPEFRUIT & STRAWBERRY), ROSSA (RED BITTER), & CHINOTTO (LIKE MOXIE) ORIGINAL ITALIAN SODAS SINCE 1889. DISCOVERED BY THE Soda Sommelier IN 2006 AND BROUGHT TO AMERICA. THE ULTIMATE IN GENUINE NOSTALGIC ITALIAN SODAS… MOLTO FRIZZANTE! SAN PELLEGRINO ITALIAN SODAS 4/6/200ml “light bulb bottles” LIMONATA (BITTER LEMON), ARANCIATA (BITTER ORANGE), CHINOTTO (LIKE MOXIE) SANBITTÈR 40x100ml GLASS DINKY BOTTLETS JUST PLAIN BITTER! LIKE A CARBONATED NON-ALCOHOLIC VERSION OF CAMPARI, FOR THE TRUE ITALIAN! MEXICAN SODAS… ¡REFRESCOS MEXICANOS EN BOTELLAS DE VIDRIO! OLD AMERICAN IN THEIR PROPRIETARY DEPOSIT BOTTLES; SWEETENED WITH CANE SUGAR MEXICOLA, MEXIPRODUCT, MEXICOLALIGHT (DIET COLA), IF YOU’VE GOT MAIL IT’S PROBABLY FROM VICENTE FOX! YOU GOTTA GO SOUTH OF THE BORDER FOR THE ORIGINAL! EXCEPT FOR “HECHO EN MEXICO”, YOU’LL SWEAR THAT EISENHOWER IS STILL PRESIDENT… OR JOSE LOPEZ PORTILLO! JARRITOS “QUE BUENAS SON” LONGNECK MEXICAN SODAS 24/12oz GUAVA, JAMAICA, LIME, MANDARIN, PINEAPPLE, , FRUIT PUNCH WATERMELON, MANGO, GRAPEFRUIT, MINERAGUA (SPARKLING MINERALIZED WATER). DICEN QUE ‘JARRITOS’ FUE EL FAVORITO DE HIROHITO ! NOSTALGIC MEXICAN NATIONAL FAVORITES 24/12oz SIDRAL MUNDET APPLE SODA, SANGRIA SEÑORIAL, PEÑAFIEL FLAVORS AND MINERAL WATER SWISS ICE TEAS IMPORTED FROM BISCHOFSZELL IN SWITZERLAND SWISS ICE TEA 24x500ml & 12/1L WITH CANE SUGAR LEMON, PEACH THE SWISS DRINK MORE ICE TEA PER CAPITA THAN OTHER EUROPEANS! GERMAN SODAS… ERFRISCHUNGSGETRANKE AUS DEUTSCHLAND! POSSMANN 100% APPLE JUICES FROM GERMANY A COUNTRY YOU TRUST 24/12ozPOSSMANN APFELSCHORLE (SPARKLING CLOUDY APPLE JUICE) & POSSMANN Gold-Hell LANDAPPEL (100% APPLE JUICE) WHEN YOU THINK OF GERMANY YOU THINK OF APFELSTRUDEL BUT THINK OF APPLE JUICE! WHEN YOU READ THE LABEL OF THE LANDAPPEL YOU MIGHT THINK YOU ARE HEADED FOR GOLD HELL BUT WHEN YOU DRINK IT YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN HEAVEN! FILIPINO SODAS… YOU CAN TAG ALONG IF YOU SPEAK TAGALOG! SARSI “SARSAPARILLA FROM MANILA” 24x237mlDELICIOUS SARSAPARILLA BUT POST A PROP 65 WARNING IF YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA! -ORANGE FROM THE PHILIPPINES 24x350ml A NON-CARBONATED IN AN OLD-STYLE BOTTLE, MADE WITH CANE SUGAR! JAPANESE SODAS… KODOMO NO NOMIMONO! CARBONATED SODAS IN GLASS BOTTLES WITH MARBLE STOPPERS 30/200ml ORIGINAL RAMUNE, MELON, STRAWBERRY, ORANGE DRINK RAMUNE AND YOU’LL BE OK! RAMUNE IS THE JAPANESE SPELLING FOR “LEMONADE” AND THIS SODA DATES BACK TO THE 18OO’s WHEN BRITISH BOTTLED SOFT DRINKS (LEMONADES) WERE INTRODUCED TO JAPAN. THE MARBLE STOPPER IS STILL USED TO CLOSE THESE BOTTLES! UME SODA FROM JAPAN 30x200ml CANS A DELICIOUS AND UNUSUAL PLUM SODA MADE IN LITTLE CANS IN JAPAN. UME IS O.K.! KODOMO NO NOMIMONO “PARTY POP” FROM JAPAN 24x330ml BOTTLES NOW KIDS CAN SAY ‘KAMPAI’; THIS APPLE SODA LOOKS LIKE BEER! COFFEE MILK FROM JAPAN IN PLASTIC BOTTLES 24x500ml THE JAPANESE ARE THE PIONEERS OF BOTTLED COFFEE MILK DRINKS… ENJOY! ITO-EN Teas’ Tea 24/500ml PLASTIC PURE GREEN, GREEN WHITE, HOJI, JASMINE, GOLDEN OOLONG, LEMONGRASS GREEN, ROSE PETAL GREEN, MUGI CHA, BLACK TEA, MINT GREEN, OI OCHA UNSWEETENED REAL WHOLE LEAF TEAS, INTRODUCED TO LOS ANGELES’ MOVIE STARS BY REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES! JAmaican SODAS… slake dat thurst mon! DG GINGER BEERS FROM DESNOES & GEDDES THE BREWERS OF RED STRIPE BEER 24/285ml GINGER BEER, GINGER BEER w/ A TWIST OF LIME DESNOES & GEDDES IS “THE TRUE JAMAICAN” BRAND OF GINGER BEER JAMAICAN GRAPEFRUIT SODAS 24/285ml GRAPEFRUIT, PINK GRAPEFRUIT, DIET GRAPEFRUIT IT’S DA TING YOU DRINK WHEN IN JA-MAI-CA! DG TRUE JAMAICAN SOF-DRINKS 24/12oz ORANGE, PINEAPPLE, CREAM, KOLA CHAMPAGNE, GRAPE DESNOES & GEDDES IN ALL ITS COLOURS! DANISH SODAS… FIZZY DANSKE LASKEDRYCKENN COCIO CHOCOLATE MILK 24x200ml & 24x400ml A REAL CHOCOLATE MILK FROM ; THIS IS NO YOO-HOO! MIXERS… BECOME A FIRST GLASS SIR MIX-A-LOT! CANADA DRY BITTER LEMON 4/6/10oz THESE FAMOUS MIXERS ARE NO LONGER BOTTLED IN LOS ANGELES SO “HAVE VAN WILL TRAVEL” AND WE’VE GOT THEM FOR YOU! THIS IS YET ANOTHER WAY THAT REAL SODA MAKES IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO HAVE WHAT YOU WANT! HERO BITTER LEMON FROM THE NETHERLANDS 24/200ml BE A HERO WITHOUT TRAVELING TO HOLLAND; ORDER HERO BITTER LEMON AND ENJOY! SCHWEPPES INDIAN TONIC DUTCH PRODUCTION 200ml IT IS NEITHER INDIAN NOR NATIVE AMERICAN.. IT IS FROM HOLLAND AND IT IS THE BEST! SQUAMSCOT TONIC WATER FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE 24x12oz MIX YOUR DRINK FREE OR DIE AS THE LICENSE PLATES SAY BUT DON’T DRINK & DRIVE EMPIRE BOTTLING WORKS TONIC WATER FROM RHODE ISLAND 24/12oz ADD A HINT OF RHODE ISLAND TO YOUR MIXED DRINKS! WHITE ROCK MIXERS 4/6/10oz SQUAT BOTTLES GINGER ALE, TONIC WATER, CLUB SODA THAT GOOD OLD-FASHIONED EAST COAST MIXER LINE! TING Reg & Diet OR PINK JAMAICAN GRAPEFRUIT SODA 24/300ml ORIGINAL JAMAICAN GRAPEFRUIT SODA IN REGULAR & DIET AND NOW PINK! Q TONIC 6/4/187ml BEAUTIFUL ‘SPLITS’ OF SUPERIOR TONIC WATER SWEETENED WITH AGAVE NECTARNOT TO KNOCK ANYONE ELSE’S TONIC WATER BUT Q TONIC IS THE BEST TASTING, MOST ATTRACTIVE, AND MOST NATURAL TONIC WATER WE HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED. BECAUSE IT IS SWEETENED WITH AGAVE NECTAR IT HAS THE LIGHT SWEETNESS OF TONIC WATER WITHOUT THE HIGH GLYCEMIC INDEX. NO WONDER Q IS A ‘10’IN SCRABBLE! CHOCOHOLICS’ CORNER JEFF’S AMAZING NEW YORK EGG CREAMS 24/12oz CHOCOLATE, VANILLA, ORANGE DREAM, DIET CHOCOLATE GET CREAMED WHILE YOU CAN! COCIO CHOCOLATE MILK FROM DENMARK 24x200ml & 24x400ml DRINK THE DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE MILK OF DENMARK! YOO-HOO CHOCOLATE DRINK 24/9oz CHOCOLATE DRINK YOO-HOO IS GOOD FOR YOU! NOT YAHOO; YOO-HOO! ZUBERFIZZ COCO FIZZ 4/6/12oz CHOCOLATE SODA MADE FROM ROCKY MOUNTAIN CHOCOLATE FACTORY’S CHOCOLATE IN DURANGO COLORADO! YUM! COFFEE MILK FROM JAPAN IN PLASTIC BOTTLES 24x500ml IT ISN’T EXACTLY CHOCOLATE BUT IT KIND OF GOES WITH THE CHOCOLATE DRINKS! SHOCK COFFEE IN GLASS BOTTLES 24x16oz SHOCK MOCHA, SHOCK LATTE EXTRA CAFFEINATED. SHAKE THEM, DRINK THEM, AND YOU’LL SHAKE! ORANGE, blood orange, & ORANGE-CREAM SODAS… Orange you glad we have such variety! ZUBERFIZZ ORANGE CREAM SODA FROM DURANGO COLORADO 4/6/12oz ZUBERFIZZ IS MADE IN DURANGO WITH REAL CANE SUGAR! DR. TIMA BLOOD ORANGE HONEY-SWEETENED NATURAL SODA 4/6/12ozWHEN DR. TIMA DRAWS BLOOD, IT COMES OUT BLOOD ORANGE! SARANAC ORANGE CREAM SODA FROM UPSTATE NEW YORK 24x12oz THE MATT FAMILY LOVES CREAMSICLES AND ARE MASTER BREWERS! OUTLAW ORANGE CREAM FROM JACKSON HOLE 24/12oz A CLEAR ORANGE CREAM IN A BROWN BOTTLE WITH ALL THAT WILD WEST FLAVOR! HENRY WEINHARD’S ORANGE-CREAM SODA 4/6/12oz WHEN HENRY GOES 50/50 AND ISN’T BREWING BEER THIS IS WHAT HE CONCOCTS! JEFF’S AMAZING NEW YORK ORANGE DREAM EGG CREAM 24x12oz TO REALLY GET A CREAMSICLE TASTE IT HELPS TO HAVE REAL MILK IN THE MIX! LONGNECKS IN THE PROPRIETARY BOTTLES 4/6/12oz ORANGE CRUSH, GRAPE CRUSH, STRAWBERRY CRUSH MOXIE OLDE TYME SODAS SINCE 1884 24/12oz ORIGINAL ELIXIR, CHERRY COLA, ORANGE-CREAM, AMBER CREAM, BLUE CREAM NOW MADE AGAIN WITH CANE SUGAR BY PEOPLE WHO APPRECIATE BEVERAGE EXCELLENCE. IT’S NOW GOT THE 1924 LABEL & REAL TASTE! ASK YOURSELF IF YOU HAVE MOXIE! DR. BROWN’S KOSHER ORANGE SODA 24/12oz IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE? IF HE KEEPS KOSHER, HE’LL CERTAINLY LIKE THIS ORANGE SODA! À LA PULPE D’ORANGE 6/4/10oz “THE LIGHT BULB BOTTLE” & 12/1L THE FRENCH DRINK IT; MAYBE YOU, TOO, SHOULD DRINK IT! IRON HORSE ORANGE CREAM SODA 24/12oz OF COURSE IT’S THE HORSE WHEN YOU’RE THIRSTY AND DON’T WANT TO MISS THE TRAIN! THOMAS KEMPER MICROBREWED ORANGE-CREAM OF SEATTLE 4/6/12oz NOT CRUSHED; BREWED! NOW THAT’S SOMETHING TO BREWED ABOUT! JACK BLACK’S ORANGE STASH 24/12oz THE SCARY PEOPLE MUST HAVE STASHED AWAY SOME KOOLAID & DECIDED TO CARBONATE IT! SCARY!! CLOVER CLASSIC CHICAGO ORANGE SODA 24/12oz ORANGE YOU GLAD YOU HAVE SOMETHING AS RARE AS A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER NOW? EMPIRE BOTTLING WORKS ORANGE SODA 12oz LONGNECKS YOU’VE HEARD OF RHODE ISLAND RED; THIS IS RHODE ISLAND ORANGE!! OLDE BROOKLYN ORANGE SODA 24/12oz MADE BY SETH’S DEAR OLDE DAD FROM BROOKLYN… WHADDYA WANT; THEY’RE FROM BROOKLYN! FRUCADE ORANGENFRUCHTSAFTLIMONADE 20/350ml IMPORTED FROM AUSTRIA NATURAL ORANGE SODA IN A RETRO BOTTLE AND SEHR GUT! STEWART’S FOUNTAIN CLASSICS 6/4/12oz ORANGE CREAM, DIET ORANGE CREAM ORIGINALLY AN INNOVATIVE COMPANY, NOW OWNED BY CADBURY. DAD’S CREAMY ORANGE IN THE LONG NECK BOTTLE 24/12oz TASTES LIKE A CREAMSICLE MADE BY DEAR OLDE DAD WITH REAL CANE SUGAR! BOYLANS ORANGE SODAS 6/4/12oz ORANGE SODA, ORANGE CREAM SODA, DIET ORANGE CREAM SODA MADE BY BOTTLERS OF BOYLANS SODAS. SPRECHER WISCONSIN PINT SODAS 6/4/16oz ORANGE DREAM, GINGER ALE, ROOT BEER, CREAM, LOWCAL ROOT BEER, RAVIN’ RED, PUMA KOLA FAYGO RETRO DETROIT POP LONGNECKS 4/6/12oz ORANGE SODA, CREAM, GRAPE, ROOT BEER, RED POP, & ROCK N RYE! INSANE CLOWN! LORINA ORANGEADE 12/750ml CERAMIC TOP BOTTLES & 24/330ml CLASSY FRENCH NATURAL ORANGE SODA FROM ALSACE-LORRAINE CUTE DUTCH 24/200ml SODAS FROM AMSTERDAM DUTCH FANTA (NATURAL STYLE), SISI ORANGE (LIKE TANG), HERO ORANGE LEKKER!! LORINA BLOOD ORANGE LEMONADE FROM FRANCE IN BOTTLES WITH SWING CAP 12/750ml OOH LA LA! ORANGE EN ROUGE! MAINE ROOT ORGANIC SODA 6/4/12oz A NATURAL ORGANIC ORANGE CREAM FROM THE FAR NORTHEAST! JARRITOS MANDARIN ORANGE SODA 24/12oz A COOL SODA FROM SOUTH OF THE BORDER… QUE BUENAS SON! 5gallon KEGS OF VIRGIL’S ORANGE CREAM SODA IT’S LIKE GETTING A CREAMSICLE FROM A BOTTOMLESS ICE CREAM CONE! POP SHOPPE CANADIAN ORANGE SODA 12/12oz LEARN A FEW FRENCH WORDS WHILE DRINKING A NOSTALGIC CANADIAN ORANGE SODA! SAN PELLEGRINO ARANCIATA 4/6/200ml HEY, PAISANO! THIS IS A BITTER ORANGE SODA IN A little LIGHT BULB BOTTLE LIKE A SHRUNKEN ORANGINA! RAMUNE ORANGE SODA FROM JAPAN WITH THE MARBLE STOPPER 30/200ml WILL MAKE YOU SAY WA TA KU SHI WA ORANGE DE SUKA IMASU! ROYAL TRU-ORANGE DRINK FROM THE PHILIPPINES IN DEPOSIT BOTTLES 24/350ml THE ’S ORANGE DRINK! MANHATTAN SPECIAL ORANGE SODA FROM NEW YORK 24/10oz TASTES LIKE IT WAS MADE AROUND THE CORNER FROM BIG TONY’S PIZZA! SCHARTNER BOMBE ORANGENLIMONADE 20/250ml FROM AUSTRIA AN EXPLOSION OF FRUITS AND FIZZ FROM OUR GOVERNATOR’S HEIMAT! MORE ORANGE, blood orange, & ORANGE-CREAM SODAS… FILBERT’S CHICAGO ORANGE SODA 24/12oz LONGNECKS DELICIOUS ORANGE SODA FROM A SMALL, FAMILY-OWNED OLD BOTTLING PLANT IN CHICAGO FITZ’S ORANGE POP & ORANGE CREAM SODA FROM St Louis 24/12oz LONGNECKS DON’T SCHVITZ; INSTEAD PARTAKE OF A FITZ’S!! FROSTIE ORANGE SODA FROM THE FROSTIE ROOT BEER COMPANY 24/12oz FROSTIE, MAN… FROSTIE! HERO ORANGE SODA FROM THE NETHERLANDS 24/200ml A NATURAL-STYLE ORANGE SODA WITH REAL DUTCH FRUIT JUICE INSIDE! IBC TANGERINE-CREAM SODA 6/4/12oz I. B. SEEIN’ YOU AT THE TANGERINE CREAMSICLE ICE CREAM STORE!!! ROUTE 66 ORANGE SODA 24/12oz WANNA FEEL LUCKY? DON’T MESS AROUND WITH THE WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE... DRINK ROUTE 66 AND DRIVE ON! GRAY’S WISCONSIN ORANGE SODA 24/12oz A FAMILY-OWNED BREWERY SINCE 1850, GRAY’S MAKES 11 DELICIOUS LONGNECK BOTTLED SODAS! SIOUX CITY ORANGE CREAM SODA 6/4/12oz HOWDY PARDNER! THE SIOUX IS GOOD FOR YIOUX! AND IT COULD PUT A SMILE ON AN ATTORNEY’S FACE! SPA ORANGE SPARKLING FRUIT JUICE SODA 28/200ml GLASS BOTTLES A BELGIAN ALTERNATIVE TO ORANGINA! MADE WITH SPA SPRING WATER! SPRECHER ORANGE DREAM SODA FROM WISCONSIN 6/4/16oz PINT BOTTLES SPRECHEN SIE APFELSINENTRAUM? WUNDERBAR!!! ‘FAMILY SIZE’ QUART GLASS BOTTLED OLD SCHOOL SODAS 12/32oz DOG N SUDS ORANGE CREAM, GREEN RIVER ORANGE GULP GULP GULP! NESBITT’S ORANGE 24/12oz ORIGINALLY MADE FROM FRESH CALIFORNIA ORANGES, ITS NAME ON A SOFT DRINK WAS LIKE ‘STERLING’ STAMPED ON SILVER! WHITE ROCK ORGANIC PASSION ORANGE SODA 24/12oz PASSION ORANGE, RED PEACH, RASPBERRY CRÈME ORGANIC BUT AMAZINGLY DELICIOUS! BAUMEISTER ORANGE SODA FROM WISCONSIN 24/12oz NOTHING SLAKES THE THIRST OF A MASTER BUILDER BETTER THAN A BOTTLE OF ORANGE! EbeDee SAFARI MIST SPARKLING SPLENDA TROPICAL FRUIT JUICE SODAS 24/12oz PASSIONFRUIT-LEMON, ORANGE-MANGO, PEAR-LYCHEE, GUAVA LOW-CALORIE AND “LOW-CARB” TROPICAL FRUIT MIXES ORIGINATED IN SOUTHERN AFRICA, BLENDED WITH SPLENDA AND SERVED IN LONGNECK BOTTLES AJ STEPHANS CANE SUGAR ORANGE CREAM SODA/12oz IT’S LIKE HAVING A CREAMSICLE TO WASH DOWN ALL OF THAT BOSTON CHOWDAH! BRIARS ORANGE CREAM SODA FROM NEW JERSEY 24/12oz BRIARS BEING THE BEST SODA FROM NEW JERSEY NOW HAS AN ORANGE CREAM! CAPT’N ELI’S ORANGE POP FROM MAINE 24/12oz A FRUITY ORANGE SODA MADE THE NATURAL STYLE AT A MICROBREWERY IN MAINE; DELICIOUS! CRICKET GREEN TEA MANDARIN ORANGE SODA 6/4/12oz ORANGE YOU GLAD THE CRICKET PEOPLE EXTENDED THEIR GREEN TEA COLA LINE? GuS ORANGE SODA ‘GROWN UP SODA’ 24/12oz IF YOU’RE A GROWN-UP AND YOU STILL LIKE ORANGE SODA YOU WILL LOVE GuS! DG ORANGE SOF-DRINK THE TRUE JAMAICAN 24/12oz A SWEET ORANGE SODA TO SLAKE THE HOT HUMID CARIBBEAN THIRST! SQUAMSCOT ORANGE SODA & CREAMY ORANGE SODA FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE 24/12oz MADE WITH CANE SUGAR IN THE NORTHEAST! FLOATS 24x12oz WE DON’T KNOW IF IT FLOATS OR NOT BUT IT’S LIKE AN ORANGE-CREAM VERSION OF SUNKIST ORANGE SODA CHERRY SODAS IN GLASS BOTTLES COOL MOUNTAIN GOURMET SODAS IN LONGNECK BOTTLES FROM THE MIDWEST BLACK CHERRY, BLUE RASPBERRY, PEACH, STRAWBERRY, GREEN APPLE, CREAM, ROOT BEER IT IS HARD TO DENY THE THEORY THAT COOL MOUNTAIN GOURMET SODAS ARE THE PERFECT CURE FOR SURFERS WHO FIND FOUND THEMSELVES JONESING TOO MUCH! GOT A JONES FOR SOMETHING BETTER? THEN YOU NEED TO YOUR STANDARDS AND CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN WHERE CHIEF LONG NECK REIGNS AND HOLDS “PALATE” TO A HIGHER ESTEEM THAN “PALLET”! THIS IS ESPECIALLY NOTICEABLE WHEN YOU TRY THE EXCELLENT BLACK CHERRY! MAD RIVER VERMONT NATURAL BLACK CHERRY EXPLOSION SODA 24/12oz MAD RIVER WON’T GIVE YOU A BAD LIVER; JUST ASK ANY MOVIE STAR! BOYLANS BLACK CHERRY Regular & Diet BLACK CHERRY SODAS 6/4/12oz THE BLACK CHERRY SODA THAT WE INTRODUCED TO THE WEST. BRIAR’S Regular & Diet BLACK CHERRY SODA FROM NEW JERSEY 24/12oz BRIAR’S MAKES OUR FAVORITE BLACK CHERRY OF NEW JERSEY! DR. BROWN’S KOSHER 24/12oz BLACK CHERRY, DIET BLACK CHERRY, CEL-RAY, ORANGE, ROOT BEER, CREAM, DIET CREAM, GINGER ALE WHAZZUP, DOC? FILBERT’S CHERRY SODA & BLACK CHERRY SODA 24/12oz BLACK CHERRY, ORANGE, PINEAPPLE, CHERRY , AND 16 MORE FLAVORS! FROM CHICAGO. MANHATTAN SPECIAL CHERRY SODA FROM NEW YORK 24/10oz THE TRUE FRUIT CHERRY SODA MADE IN NEW YORK CITY! CHEERWINE NORTH CAROLINA LONGNECK 24/12oz BOTTLING GOOD CHEER SINCE 1917 & STILL POPULAR! CAN’T SAY THAT ABOUT THE SOVIETS… STEWART’S Reg & Diet BLACK CHERRY SODA & STEWART’S CHERRIES N CREAM SODA 6/4/12oz A BRAND NOW OWNED BY CADBURY. CAROUSEL CHICAGO SODAS 24/12oz BLACK CHERRY, BLUE RAZZ, CREAM, GREEN APPLE, LIME, ORANGE, PEACH AROUND WE GO ON A MERRY-GO-ROUND! FROSTIE CHERRY LIMEADE SODA 24/12oz FROM THE FROSTIE ROOT BEER COMPANY; LIGHTLY CARBONATED, UNIQUE AND TASTY! AJ STEPHANS NEW ENGLAND CANE-SUGAR TONIC BEVERAGES 24/12oz RASPBERRY LIME SODA, BLACK CHERRY SODA, WILD STRAWBERRY SODA, GREEN LEMON-LIME, GINGER BEER, BOSTON CREAM, CLEAR BIRCH BEER THE RECIPES FOR AJ STEPHANS DATE BACK TO A TIME THAT SODA WAS CALLED “TONIC”! BAUMEISTER CHERRY SODA OF WISCONSIN 24/12oz THE MASTER BUILDER’S CHERRY SODA IS NOW AVAIALABLE TO THE REAL SODA CARGO CULT! DIET CHEERWINE NORTH CAROLINA LONGNECKS 24/12oz OUR FAVORITE DIET CHERRY SODA WITH SOME CAFFEINE FOR A NORTH CAROLINA KICK! LOLLI’S CHERRY POP ENERGY DRINK IMPORTED FROM HOLLYWOOD 24/12oz LONGNECKS INVENTED BY A GIRL WHO IS REALLY FROM HOLLYWOOD! HER PICTURE IS ON THE LABEL AS A PIN-UP GIRL. SHE SAYS “POP THIS CHERRY; IT’LL GIVE YOU A KICK”! --AND IT WILL! TRY HER SLIMMING POP TOO! IRON HORSE BLACK CHERRY SODA FROM THE MIDWEST 24/12oz A VERY CHERRY SODA FROM THE COLD NORTH; OF COURSE IT’S THE HORSE! IBC BLACK CHERRY SODA 4/6/12oz IBC IS A NICE LINE OF SODAS THAT EVERYONE KNOWS; NOT TOO FANCY BUT NOT TOO EXPENSIVE EITHER! BOOM CHUGGA LUGGA CHERRY GINGER ALE FROM MICHIGAN 24/16oz IT’S A WHOLE PINT TO CHUG-A-LUG AND ENJOY! LOLLI’S SLIMMING POP 24/12oz WANT A VERY CHERRY TASTY SODA BUT ALSO WANT TO MAINTAIN THAT HOLLYWOOD BOD? LOLLI’S WILL KEEP YOU SLIM! OLDE BROOKLYN BLACK CHERRY SODA 24/12oz A GOOD OLDE FASHIONED BLACK CHERRY SODA INVENTED IN GOOD OLDE BROOKLYN, NEW YORK! VIRGIL’S BLACK CHERRY CREAM SODA 6/4/12oz FIRST THEY MADE ROOT BEER, THEN THEY MADE CREAM; AND NOW THEY MAKE BLACK CHERRY CREAM! THOMAS KEMPER CANE SUGAR BLACK CHERRY SODA 24/12oz A BREWED DELIGHT FROM A SODA MICROBREWERY IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST! SPRECHER CHERRY COLA FROM WISCONSIN 6/4/16oz IN THE BIG PINT BOTTLES, WENN DU EIN KIRSCHGETRAENK WILLST, TRINKST DU SPRECHER! VIRGIL’S DIET BLACK CHERRY CREAM SWEETENED WITH STEVIA 6/4/12oz A NATURAL DIET BLACK CHERRY CREAM ‘DIETARY SUPPLEMENT’! THOMAS KEMPER Low Calorie BLACK CHERRY SODA 24/12oz THE GREAT TASTE OF THOMAS KEMPER WITH LESS CALORIES BUT ALL THE FLAVOR 5gallon VIRGIL’S BLACK CHERRY CREAM SODA IN KEGS MASSIVE AS CAN BE; YOU CAN PARTY HEARTY WITH A KEG THIS SIZE! FLATHEAD LAKE SOUR CHERRY SODA 24x12oz SINCE IT DOESN’T HAVE MUCH OF A HEAD IT’S CALLED “FLATHEAD LAKE” BUT IT’S DELICIOUS! HENRY WEINHARD’S BLACK CHERRY CREAM SODA 4/6/12oz LA CEREZA CREMA DEL ENRIQUE VIÑO DURO IS JUST WHAT YOU NEED! POP SHOPPE BLACK CHERRY / CERISE NOIR FROM CANADA 12x12oz AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN KNOW CHERRIES GREW IN CANADA, EH! ROUTE 66 BLACK CHERRY SODA FROM ILLINOIS 24x12oz A VERY CHERRY DRINK YOU’LL ENJOY ON THE EFFERVESCENCE SUPERHIGHWAY! SQUAMSCOT BLACK CHERRY SODA FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE 24x12oz FROM THE CONNOR BOTTLING WORKS STILL OWNED BY THE CONNORS! SQUAMSCOT CHERRY COLA 24x12oz CANE-SUGAR SWEETENED SODAS FROM A FAMILY-OWNED BOTTLER IN BUSINESS SINCE THE CIVIL WAR! STRANGE SODAS IN GLASS BOTTLES… WE PREFER TO JUST CALL THEM “UNCOMMON” ! GREEN RIVER REG & DIET CHICAGO SODA 24/12oz & 12/32oz GREEN RIVER, DIET GREEN RIVER, GREEN RIVER ORANGE, GREEN RIVER STRAWBERRY LOOKS LIKE A ON St PATRICK’S DAY AND TASTES LIKE IT HAS A LITTLE LIME JELLO DISSOLVED INSIDE. THE RECIPE DATES BACK TO 1919! SQUAMSCOT MAPLE CREAM SODA FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE 24x12oz IT’S LIKE A BUBBLY BREAKFAST IN A BOTTLE; YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST TRY IT! LOOKS LIKE ORANGE TASTES LIKE GRAPE 24/12oz THE NAME SAYS IT ALL! TASTES LIKE GRAPE (MADE WITH CANE SUGAR) BUT IT’S ORANGE! TORRANCE BEARY SODA 24/12oz CANE SUGAR IS IN THIS UNIQUE ‘BEARY’ SODA DEDICATED TO OUR MASTER MECHANICS OF TORRANCE AUTO REPAIR! , THE ORIGINAL RECIPE 24/12oz THE CAFFEINATED CITRUS SODA FROM THE L’IL ABNER COOL MOUNTAIN GOURMET SODAS FROM THE MIDWEST GREEN APPLE, PEACH, BLUE RASPBERRY, BLACK CHERRY, STRAWBERRY, CREAM … MORE UNCOMMON STRANGE SODAS IN GLASS BOTTLES… SCARY SKELETEEN BONE SODAS 24/12oz LONGNECK IMMORTAL LIQUIDS BLACK LEMONADE, BLUE BRAIN WASH, RED BRAIN WASH, THE DRINK, D.O.A., PURPLE LOVE POTION #69, PINK LOVE POTION #69, FUKOLA COLA, RAT BASTARD ROOT BEER, JACK BLACK’S BLOOD RED COLA, JACK BLACK’S BLUE CREAM, JACK BLACK’S ORANGE, JACK BLACK’S DEAD RED ROOT BEER IMPRESS FIENDS & RELATIVES BY SCARING YOUR THIRST AWAY WITH SCARY FIZZY CONCOCTIONS! EMPIRE BOTTLING WORKS SPRUCE BEER 24/12oz FROM RHODE ISLAND Bière d’épinette LIKE A QUEBEC CHRISTMAS TREE IN A BOTTLE! DOCTOR DUBLIN 24/12oz WHEN IRISH EYES ARE SMILING AND NEED A PICKUP FROM THE DOCTOR, THEY SET THEIR SIGHTS ON THIS CANE SUGAR SODA! SQUAMSCOT MISTLETOE MIST 24x12oz FESTIVE SODA FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE WILL REMIND YOU OF THAT PARTY PUNCH BACK WHEN YOU WERE A KID MOXIE ORIGINAL ELIXIR SINCE 1884; IN LONGNECKS WITH 1924 LABEL 24/12oz THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST BIZARRE YET MOST ORIGINAL AMERICAN SODAS. SOME PEOPLE THINK IT TASTES LIKE COUGH SYRUP; OTHERS SAY “WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE”; PEOPLE WHO LOVE IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! CANADA DRY BITTER LEMON 24/10oz SQUAT BOTTLES WHO SAYS YOU CAN’T HAVE BITTER LEMON ANYMORE? REAL SODA HAS IT! HANK’S PREMIUM CITRUS SODA WITH GUARANÁ, GINSENG, & LOTS OF CAFFEINE 24/12oz WHOA, HANK!! WHAT DID YOU DEW? DR. CANE 24/12oz LONGNECK BOTTLES YOU DON’T HAVE TO GO TO SINGAPORE TO GET CANED; LET THE REAL DR. TAKE CARE OF YOUR THIRST! DUTCH RIVELLA LIGHT 28/200ml IT TAKES THE SWISS TO COME UP WITH RIVELLA BUT THE DUTCH TO PUT IT IN ITS LIGHT FORM IN LITTLE BOTTLES! HATUEY 4/6/12oz THEY TOOK THE RECIPE FROM CUBA SO CASTRO CAN’T DRINK IT ANYMORE,… BUT YOU CAN, THANKS TO REAL SODA! POP GOES THE BUBBLE 24/12oz LONGNECK WHEN YOU BITE INTO A PIECE OF BUBBLE GUM AND IT SOFTENS & THE FLAVOR COMES…. THIS IS THE POP! DR. BROWN’S CEL-RAY 24/12oz KOSHER SODA LIKE A SALAD IN A BOTTLE OF APPLE SODA! PEOPLE DRINK IT WITH CORNED BEEF SANDWICHES!! DUBLIN 4/6/8oz GLASS BOTTLES – ORIGINAL FORMULA WITH IMPERIAL CANE SUGAR FROM RARELY AVAILABLE. SQUAMSCOT HALF & HALF FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE 24x12oz AN OLD SCHOOL SODA MADE FROM GRAPEFRUIT & LEMON AND CANE SUGAR! SOPRANOS AMARETTO SODA 6/4/12oz EVEN IF YOU CANNOT SING THE HIGH NOTES YOU CAN ENJOY THE SODA THAT HAS A GUN ON THE BOTTLE CAP! THOMAS KEMPER GINGER-PEACH BREWED SODA 24x12oz THIS IS A UNIQUE CONCOCTION MADE RECENTLY BY THE THOMAS KEMPER PEOPLE! JARRITOS 24/12oz TAMARIND SODA IMPORTED FROM MEXICO IN THE VASE-STYLE BOTTLE RAMUNE 30/200ml “RA-MU-NE” JAPANESE SODA WITH GLASS-BALL STOPPER IN THE 19th CENTURY WHEN A BUNCH OF BRITISH SAILORS POPPED OVER TO JAPAN, THE JAPANESE PEOPLE WERE IN AWE OF ALL OF THE THINGS ON THE SHIP THAT THE JAPANESE PEOPLE HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE. ONE OF THESE THINGS WAS SOFT DRINKS, AND THE JAPANESE PEOPLE ASKED THE BRITISH SAILORS “WHAT IS THAT CALLED”. AND THE BRITISH RESPONDED “LEMONADE”. SO THE JAPANESE SAID “AH, RA-MU-NE!” AND WROTE IT WITH THEIR LETTERS WHICH IS ITS NAME TODAY, MANUFACTURED IN JAPAN SINCE THE 1800’s. THIS GLASS BALL STOPPER IS WHAT GAVE THE “POP” TO SODA POP! ONCE YOU POP A RAMUNE AND TAKE A SWIG YOU’LL LOVE IT AND EXCLAIM “ARIGATO GOZAIMAS”!! SAN PELLEGRINO CHINOTTO 4/6/200ml A TRADTIONAL ITALIAN BITTERSWEET SODA MADE FROM A SICILIAN HYBRID FRUIT; TASTES LIKE MOXIE. THOMAS KEMPER OREGON MARIONBERRY SODA 24x12oz A GREAT FLAVOR BUT IT’S NOT FROM WASHINGTON SO IT DOESN’T CONTAIN CRACK! SANBITTèR 4/10/100ml FROM ITALY LIKE LITTLE SHOTS OF CAMPARI BUT NO ALCOHOL; A PERFECT APERITIF! ABBONDIO 24/200ml LongNeck ITALIAN SODAS FROM TORTONA, ALESSANDRIA SINCE 1889BIANCA GAZZOSA (CLEAR LEMON), MENTA VERDE (GREEN MINT), POMPELMO & FRAGOLA (GRAPEFRUIT & STRAWBERRY), ROSSA (RED BITTER), & CHINOTTO (LIKE MOXIE) ORIGINAL ITALIAN SODAS SINCE 1889. WHITE ROCK ORGANIC SODAS 24/12oz PASSION ORANGE, RED PEACH, RASPBERRY CRÈME, POMEGRANATE-BLUEBERRY ORGANIC & VERY REFRESHING! UME SODA FROM JAPAN 30x200ml CANS A DELICIOUS AND UNUSUAL PLUM SODA MADE IN LITTLE CANS IN JAPAN. UME IS O.K.! STRAWBERRY RHUBARB SODA FROM THE JACKSON HOLE SODA COMPANY 24/12oz A DELICIOUS CANE-SUGAR CONCOCTION FROM JACKSON! LEMON & LIME & CITRUS SODAS… CLEARLY REFRESHING! LONGNECKS: A KISS OF LEMON, A KISS OF LIME 24/12oz COCA-COLA OF LOS ANGELES BOTTLED BUBBLE UP AS THEIR LEMON-LIME SODA FOR OVER 50 YEARS WHEN THEY KICKED IT OUT TO PUT IN THEIR OWN BRAND . BUBBLE UP IS BETTER, AND IT IS SWEETENED WITH CANE SUGAR! WHOOPPEE CITRUS SMASH FROM HACKENSACK, NEW JERSEY 24/12oz CITRUS SMASH MAKIN’ WHOOPPEE SINCE 1929! TRY WHAT WE’VE MADE! LORINA LEMONADES FROM ALSACE-LORRAINE, FRANCE 24/330ml & 12/750ml CERAMIC TOP LEMONADE, FRENCH LEMONADE, PINK AJ STEPHANS GREEN LEMON-LIME SODA FROM BOSTON 24/12oz MADE WITH CANE SUGAR, A TRUE NEW ENGLAND TONIC PERFECT FOR ST PATTY’S! CAROUSEL CHICAGO SODAS 24/12oz BLACK CHERRY, BLUE RAZZ, CREAM, GREEN APPLE, LIME, ORANGE, PEACH AROUND WE GO ON A MERRY-GO-ROUND! CAPT’N ELI’S GREEN LEMON-LIME 24/12oz ENJOY THIS FIZZY DRINK AT THE CAPT’N’s TABLE AND YOU CAN PROTECT YOURSELF FROM SCURVY, MATE! SCHARTNER BOMBE ZITRONENLIMONADE 20/250ml FROM AUSTRIA EVEN A ’TERMINATOR’ MIGHT APPRECIATE THIS EXPLOSION OF CITRUS & FIZZ! KICKAPOO JOY JUICE, THE ORIGINAL DOGPATCH RECIPE 24/12oz FRED & JANE WOULD BE JEALOUS IF THEY SAW YOU DRINKING KICKAPOO! ZUBERFIZZ KEY LIME CREAM OF DURANGO 24/12oz THE TASTE PROFILE IS RIGHT WHERE KEY WEST MEETS THE FOUR CORNERS OF TASTE! DUTCH SPRITE IN THE AMSTERDAM BAR BOTTLES 24/200ml AMSTER-DAMN THEY’RE GOOD! JY LIKE IT IT LIKES JOU! GO DUTCH, OBEY DE DUTCHMAN LENINADE SURPRISINGLY SATISFYING SIMPLE SOVIET-STYLE SODA 24/12oz “BETTER THAN EXPECTED”, A TASTE WORTH STANDING IN LINE FOR! PUT THE COLD WAR INTO YOUR REFRIGERATOR! OUR FIVE-YEAR-PLAN: DRINK A BOTTLE A DAY FOR FIVE YEARS AND BECOME A HERO OF SOCIALIST FLAVOUR! BRIAR’S LEMON CREAM SODA 24/12oz TASTES LIKE A SODA MADE FROM LEMON CRÈME DONUT FILLING… SWEET! DUTCH SOURCY CITRON 28/200ml LEMON-LIME SODA MADE WITH SOURCY SPARKLING WATER IN THE NETHERLANDS EMPIRE BOTTLING WORKS LEMON-LIME RICKEY 24/12oz THE PERFECT RHODE ISLAND REFRESHER AND A PERFECT MIXER FILBERT’S LIME SODA FROM CHICAGO 24/12oz A GREEN LIME SODA FROM THE WINDY CITY THAT WILL REMIND YOU OF LIFE SAVERS CANDY! MR. NEWPORT OLD 1940’s LEMON-LIME SODA BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE BY THE FILBERT FAMILY OF CHICAGO 24/12oz BOYLAN’S LEMON SODA 6/4/12oz USUALLY WHEN YOU GET A LEMON FROM NEW JERSEY IT’S A CAR BUT IN THIS CASE IT IS SODA POP! JARRITOS GREEN LIME SODA FROM MEXICO 24/12oz LIKE THE GOOD OLDE AMERICAN GREEN LIME SODAS; HAVE A MEXICAN ST PATTY’S DAY! LIMCA FROM INDIA 24/300ml CITRUS SODA A GRAYISH SODA FROM INDIA REMINISCENT OF AN OLD LIME RICKEY SODA; GREAT THIRST QUENCHER! MANHATTAN SPECIAL GASSOSA SODA 24/10oz FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK FROM A LITTLE SODA COMPANY MAKING POP SINCE 1895 GAMER CITRUS SODA 24/12oz A CANE SUGAR NEW HAMPSHIRE SODA THAT’LL KEEP YOU GAMING ALL NIGHT AND IN GOOD TASTE! SAN PELLEGRINO LIMONATA 4/6/200ml IN THE GREEN “LIGHT BULB BOTTLE”; AN ITALIAN BITTER LEMON SODA THAT’S TART AND DELICIOUS BLACK LEMONADE FROM SCARY PEOPLE 24/12oz TASTES LIKE LEMON DROPS AND LOOKS LIKE SHOE POLISH. FOR THE GHOUL INSIDE OF YOU! GuS DRY MEYER LEMON SODA 6/4/12oz GROW UP AND DRINK THIS DRY MEYER LEMON SODA; IT’S NOT TOO SWEET! SPA CITRON 28/200ml GLASS BOTTLES LEMON-LIME SODA IMPORTED FROM BELGIUM, MADE WITH FAMOUS PURE SPA SPRING WATER EMPIRE GREEN LEMON-LIME SODA FROM RHODE ISLAND 24/12oz WHEN YOU GO GREEN THE RHODE ISLAND WAY IT’S SWEET w/ CANE SUGAR! STEWART’S KEY LIME SODA 6/4/12oz SOUTH OF THE BORDER THEY CALL IT “LIMA DE LLAVE”! ANOTHER SODA FROM THE STEWART’S LINE OF SODAS. THREEDRINKS 3-CARB “DIET SODA?” NATURAL CITRUS SODAS WITHOUT DIET AFTERTASTE 24/12oz CITRUS, LEMON 2 DRINKS, 3 CARBS! JOURNEY THAI LEMON SODA BREW 6/4/12oz YOU DON’T NEED TO MAKE A JOURNEY TO THAILAND TO GET IT; JUST CONTACT REAL SODA & STOCK UP! SOL MATE LEMON-LIME YERBA MATE SODA 6/4/12oz BEAUTIFUL BOTTLES OF YERBA MATE SODA SWEETENED WITH ORGANIC CANE SYRUP! SOPRANOS LIMONCELLO 6/4/12oz YOU’LL BE UP IN ARMS OVER THE INCREDIBLE UNIQUE CITRUS FLAVOR OF THIS GREAT SODA; YOU MUST TRY IT! IZZE LIME SPARKLING JUICE BEVERAGE 6/4/12oz NOW WHEN THE BRITS WANT SOMETHING NATURAL THIS IS WHAT’S BEST TO OFFER THEM! MAINE ROOT ORGANIC LEMON-LIME SODA 6/4/12oz MAINE IS WHERE THIS GREAT LEMON-LIME SODA IS MADE AND IT’S WORTH THE TRIP! POP SHOPPE LIME RICKEY / LIMETTE FROM CANADA 12x12oz THIS IS A GREAT NOSTALGIC FLAVOR FROM CANADA! RACHAEL’S LEMONADE FROM RHODE ISLAND 24x12oz A CANE-SUGAR LEMONADE FROM A REAL BOTTLE, NOT A WIDE MOUTH! MORE LEMON & LIME & CITRUS SODAS ... ROUTE 66 LIME SODA 24x12oz GO GREEN ON THE HIGHWAY BUT BEWARE OF BRITS WHO MAY BE DRIVING DOWN THE LEFT SIDE! SQUAMSCOT SODAS OF NEW HAMPSHIRE 24x12oz HALF & HALF, DIET HALF & HALF, GREEN LEMON-LIME, YUP (CLEAR LEMON-LIME) AND 22 OTHER FLAVORS… ALL MADE BY THE CONNOR BOTTLING WORKS OF NEW HAMPSHIRE WHICH HAS BEEN OWNED & OPERATED BY THE CONNORS SINCE THE CIVIL WAR! GRAPE SODAS ... FROM THE VINE TO THE BOTTLE TO YOU! GARDENA GRAPE “In Soda Gas” LOCAL CANE SUGAR SODA THAT’LL REMIND YOU OF NEHI 24/12oz DA FLAVA IS DA VINE! FROM GARDENA! BRIAR’S NEW JERSEY SODAS 6/4/12oz BLACK CHERRY, GRAPE, CREAM, DIET CREAM, DIET BLACK CHERRY, DIET CREAM, ROOT BEER, DIET ROOT BEER, RED BIRCH, ORANGE CREAM, LEMON CREAM BRIAR’S IS OUR FAVORITE LINE OF WONDERFUL NEW JERSEY SODAS, YOU’LL AGREE ONCE YOU TRY THEM! FLATHEAD LAKE WHITE GRAPE SODA 24x12oz YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH IT AND YET, IT’S DELICIOUS AND WORTH A TRY, CHARLIE O’S GRAPE SODA FROM TENNESSEE 24/375ml FUNKY SODA BOTTLE WITH A PLASTIC SCREW-TOP AND A RETRO DESIGN! GAMER CLEAR GRAPE SODA FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE MADE WITH CANE SUGAR 24x12oz STOP PLAYING AROUND AND DRINK A GAMER! FAYGO GRAPE SODA 4/6/12oz NOW MADE WITH CANE SUGAR IN RETRO BOTTLES AND RETRO 6packs. THE TRUE MICHIGAN SODA! GRAPE CRUSH 4/6/12oz IN PROPRIETARY BOTTLES YOU WANT YOUR FIRST CRUSH TO LAST, WHY NOT MAKE THAT CRUSH A GRAPE CRUSH? EMPIRE BOTTLING WORKS GRAPE SODA OF RHODE ISLAND 24/12oz THIS LITTLE FACTORY MAKES A DOZEN WONDERFUL OLD-STYLE SODAS! POP SHOPPE GRAPE / RAISIN SODA FROM CANADA 12x12oz A FRENCH LESSON ON EVERY BOTTLE AND A REFRESHING TREAT INSIDE! FILBERT’S GRAPE SODA FROM CHICAGO 24/12oz WHETHER OR NOT YOU’RE INTO ‘DA BEARS’ YOU’RE GOING TO AGREE THAT FILBERT’S IS GREAT! FITZ’s StLouis GRAPE POP 24/12oz ROLLIN’ DOWN THE RIVER UNDER THE FRIENDSHIP ARCH ON A HOT DAY… HOW ABOUT A LOCAL FITZ’S GRAPE POP! FROSTIE CONCORD GRAPE SODA 24/12oz FROSTIE IS VERY PICKY WITH THEIR GRAPES (NO PUN INTENDED) AND THEY CHOSE CONCORD GRAPE! SQUAMSCOT GRAPE SODA FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE 24x12oz MADE WITH CANE SUGAR THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY! GRAY’S GREAT AMERICAN GRAPE SODA 24/12oz MADE WITH CANE SUGAR WAY UP IN WISCONSIN OH YEAH BABY! GIVE THIS ONE A TRY! BOYLAN GRAPE SODA 6/4/12oz GRAPE SODA ORIGINALLY INVENTED BY PEOPLE IN NEW JERSEY, CURRENTLY BOTTLED IN VARIOUS PLACES. OLDE BROOKLYN GRAPE SODA 24/12oz PEOPLE FROM PLACES LIKE BROOKLYN ARE ALWAYS HOMESICK SO HERE’S A GRAPE SODA FOR YOUR NOSTALGIA! STEWART’S GRAPE SODA 6/4/12ozSTEWART’S WAS A LINE OF SODAS THAT WAS BOUGHT BY SNAPPLE AND THEN SNAPPLE WAS BOUGHT BY CADBURY… THOMAS KEMPER MICROBREWED GRAPE SODA OF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST 24/12oz LIFT YOUR FOG WITH A SMOOTH GRAPE SODAPOP! LOOKS LIKE ORANGE TASTES LIKE GRAPE 24/12oz LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING; CLOSE YOUR EYES & YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE RADAR GOT GRAPE NEHI! XTZ GRAPE GRENADE 24/12oz ONCE YOU OPEN IT, DRINK IT FAST BECAUSE THIS DRINK IS LOADED WITH CAFFEINE; THEN RUN BEFORE YOU EXPLODE! NuGrape SODA 24/12oz AN OLD BRAND OF GRAPE SODA CALLED “NuGrape” SPARSELY AVAILABLE FOR MANY YEARS BUT THANKS TO US IT IS BACK! GuS CRIMSON GRAPE SODA 24/12oz YOU’VE GROWN UP & YOU WANT DRY GRAPE SODA INSTEAD OF ; THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED THEN! ZUBERFIZZ CANE SUGAR GRAPE SODA FROM DURANGO COLORADO 24/12oz A PERFECT BLEND OF FLAVORS FROM GRAPE VINES & SUGAR CANE! SQUAMSCOT DIET GRAPE SODA LONGNECKS 24x12oz ONE OF THE ONLY PURPLE DIET GRAPE SODAS ANYWHERE… AND IT’S REALLY GOOD! STRAWBERRY SODAS ...STRAWBERRY GOOD, BERRY GOOD IDEA! GREEN RIVER FAMILY-SIZE STRAWBERRY SODA IN QUART BOTTLES 12/32oz OLD-SCHOOL HUGE GLASS BOTTLES OF STRAWBERRY SODA! CAPT’N ELI’S STRAWBERRY POP 24/12oz FROM MAINE TASTES & SMELLS MORE LIKE STRAWBERRY THAN THEMSELVES! FAYGO RETRO DETROIT LONGNECKS 4/6/12oz RED POP, ROCK N RYE,ROOT BEER, GRAPE, ORANGE POP, VANILLA CREAM CLEAR SODA AJ STEPHANS NEW ENGLAND TONIC BEVERAGES MADE WITH CANE SUGAR 24/12oz LONGNECK RASPBERRY LIME SODA, GREEN LEMON-LIME, WHITE BIRCH BEER, BOSTON CREAM SODA, SARSAPARILLA, ROOT BEER, GINGER BEER, WILD STRAWBERRY SODA, BLACK CHERRY SODA, ORANGE CREAM SODA! COOL MOUNTAIN GOURMET SODAS 24/12oz BLUE RASPBERRY, BLACK CHERRY, STRAWBERRY, GREEN APPLE, PEACH, CREAM SODA, ROOT BEER CHIEF LONG NECK HAS GOT A LOT OF FLAVORS UNDER HIS PSYCHADELIC HAT! AND HE USES CANE SUGAR LIKE HE SHOULD! HAIL TO THE CHIEF FROM CHICAGO! STEWART’S FOUNTAIN CLASSICS 6/4/12oz KEY LIME, CHERRIES N CREAM, ORANGE N CREAM, DIET ORANGE N CREAM, GRAPE, DIET BLACK CHERRY, ROOT BEER, DIET ROOT BEER, BLACK CHERRY, CREAM SODA AN OLD SODA COMPANY’S LINE OF FLAVORS NOW OWNED BY CADBURY. CHARLIE O’S STRAWBERRY SODA FROM TENNESSEE A FUNNY-LOOKING BOTTLE WITH AN OLD STYLE MOTIF BUT A WEIRD PLASTIC SCREW TOP! STRAWBERRY CRUSH LONGNECKS 4/6/12oz DELICIOUS BRIGHT RED STRAWBERRY FROM THE FAMOUS ORANGE CRUSH COMPANY! EMPIRE BOTTLING WORKS STRAWBERRY SODA 24/12oz LONGNECK THE LABEL MAKES YOU THINK IT WAS MADE IN A GARAGE BUT IT’S EXCELLENT! FILBERT’S STRAWBERRY SODA OF CHICAGO 24/12oz A GOOD 0LD-STYLE STRAWBERRY FROM A BOTTLING PLANT WHOSE OWNER’S NAME IS FILBERT! GRAY’S WISCONSIN STRAWBERRY SODA 4/6/12oz WISCONSIN’S OLDEST BREWERY HAS 11 DELICIOUS FLAVORS OF SODA IN GLASS BOTTLES! FITZ’S STRAWBERRY SODA OF StLouis 24/12oz TASTES LIKE IT WAS CREATED IN A STRAWBERRY PATCH ON THE BANKS OF THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER! STRAWBERRY RHUBARB SODA FROM JACKSON HOLE SODA COMPANY 24/12oz A COLORADO CONCOCTION PAR EXCELLENCE! RAMUNE JAPANESE STRAWBERRY SODA 30/200ml BOTTLES WITH MARBLE STOPPERS STRAWBERRY, MELON, ORANGE, ORIGINAL SQUAMSCOT STRAWBERRY SODA FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE 24x12oz STRAWBERRY SODA FROM THE CONNER BOTTLING WORKS! SOME MORE SODAS MADE WITH ALL SORTS OF OTHER FRUIT FLAVORS MEXISODAS IN THE OLD-STYLE PROPRIETARY BOTTLES 24/12oz SIDRAL MUNDET APPLE SODA, SANGRIA SEÑORIAL, PEÑAFIEL, MEXICOLA, MEXIDIETCOLA (COLA LIGHT), OTHER MEXIPRODUCTS. NO LONGER NECESSARY TO MAKE A RUN FOR THE BORDER EXCEPT FOR THE STUFF THE LAWYERS CUT OUT CARAMBA GUAYABA GUAVA SODA IN THE RUGGED BOTTLE 24/10oz ¡AY, CARAMBA! IT’S RUGGED, CABRÓN! DRINK IT IF YOU DARE!! BOTTLED NUTRISODA 12/12oz CALM (WILDBERRY-CITRON), IMMUNE (TANGERINE-LIME), RADIANT (POMEGRANATE-BLACKBERRY) NUTRIENT-ENHANCED CAROUSEL CHICAGO SODAS 24/12oz BLACK CHERRY, BLUE RAZZ, CREAM, GREENAPPLE, LIME, ORANGE, PEACH, WATERMELON AROUND & AROUND WE GO! SOPRANOS CHIANTI SODA 6/4/12oz SODA WITH AN INCREDIBLE FLAVOR. IF YOU LIKE THIS YOU’LL LIKE THEIR AMARETTO AND LIMONCELLO TOO! CAPT’N ELI’S MAINE SODAS 24/12oz BLUEBERRY POP, PARROT PUNCH, GINGER BEER, ROOT BEER, STRAWBERRY POP, ORANGE POP. LEMON-LIME POP YOU’LL ‘MARVEL’ AT THESE COMIC BOOK BREWED POPS MADE AT A MICROBREWERY IN MAINE WITH REAL CANE SUGAR! TRY THE SEA DOG ROOT BEER TOO! STEWART’S FOUNTAIN CLASSICS 6/4/12oz KEY LIME, CHERRIES N CREAM, ORANGE N CREAM, DIET ORANGE N CREAM, DIET BLACK CHERRY, GRAPE, ROOT BEER, DIET ROOT BEER, BLACK CHERRY, CREAM SODA AN OLD SODA COMPANY’S LINE OF FLAVORS NOW OWNED BY CADBURY. COOL MOUNTAIN GOURMET SODAS 24/12oz BLUE RASPBERRY, ORANGE, BLACK CHERRY, STRAWBERRY, GREEN APPLE, PEACH, CREAM SODA, ROOT BEER CHIEF LONG NECK HAS GOT MORE FLAVORS THAN FEATHERS UNDER HIS HAT! HE STICKS HIS LONG NECK OUT TO REFRESH YOUR DEEP DEEP THIRST! APPLE BEER FROM UTAH 6/4/12oz THE ORIGINAL BREWED APPLE SODA MADE IN THE TRADITIONAL FASSBRAUSE STYLE BY THE ORIGINAL FAMILY IN UTAH! AJ STEPHANS NEW ENGLAND TONIC BEVERAGES MADE WITH CANE SUGAR 24/12oz LONGNECK RASPBERRY LIME SODA, GREEN LEMON-LIME, WHITE BIRCH BEER, BOSTON CREAM SODA, SARSAPARILLA, ROOT BEER, GINGER BEER, WILD STRAWBERRY SODA, BLACK CHERRY SODA FROM BOSTON! MANHATTAN SPECIAL BEVERAGES FROM NEW YORK 24/10oz ESPRESSO COFFEE SODA, GASSOSA, CHERRY, SARSAPARILLA, CREAM, DIET ESPRESSO CANNED NUTRISODA 24/8oz CALM (WILDBERRY-CITRON), ENERGIZE (MANDARIN-MINT), RADIANT (POMEGRANATE-BLACKBERRY), FLEX (BLACK CHERRY- APPLE), RENEW (WATERMELON-BLUEBERRY), SLENDER (PINK GRAPEFRUIT-GUAVA) NUTRIENT-ENHANCED CALORIE-FREE FRUIT SODAS IN THIN LITTLE CANS FAYGO RETRO DETROIT LONGNECKS 4/6/12oz ROCK N RYE, RED POP, GRAPE, ORANGE POP, ROOT BEER, VANILLA CREAM CLEAR SODA PEOPLE FROM MICHIGAN ARE CRAZY ABOUT FAYGO, BUT NOT AS CRAZY AS ALL OF THE FANATICAL GROUPIES FOR THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE! NOW IT HAS CANE SUGAR TOO! WAIALUA HAWAIIAN SODAS WITH MAUI CANE SUGAR 24/12oz MANGO, PINEAPPLE, ROOT BEER, VANILLA CREAM, LILIKOI. TASTE THE ISLANDS! TING Reg & Diet & Pink JAMAICAN GRAPEFRUIT 24/285ml A GOOD TING YOU REMEMBER FROM JAMAICA. TART AND TASTY GRAPEFRUIT SODA! MORE SODAS WITH ALL SORTS OF FRUIT FLAVORS... HIGH MOUNTAIN SODA 24/12oz FROM JACKSON HOLE WYOMING HIGH MOUNTAIN HUCKLEBERRY, BUCKIN’ ROOT BEER, SNAKE RIVER SARSAPARILLA WAY UP THERE OUTSIDE OF JELLYSTONE PARK COME THESE RICH DELICIOUS BEVERAGES WITH A TASTE OF GRAND TETON PROPORTIONS! CRICKET GREEN TEA SODAS 6/4/12oz LONGNECKS COLA, DIET COLA, WHITE PEACH, POMEGRANATE-RASPBERRY, MANDARIN ORANGE THE CRICKET COLA PEOPLE ARE FROM MARYLAND AND THEY ARE THE AUTHENTIC GREEN TEA SODA PEOPLE, USING CANE SUGAR TO SWEETEN THESE NATURAL SODAS. EBeDee SAFARI MIST SPARKLING SPLENDA TROPICAL FRUIT BLEND SODAS 24/12oz PASSIONFRUIT-LEMON, ORANGE-MANGO, PEAR-LYCHEE, GUAVA LOW-CALORIE AND “LOW-CARB” TROPICAL FRUIT MIXES ORIGINATED IN SOUTHERN AFRICA, BLENDED WITH SPLENDA AND SERVED IN LONGNECK BOTTLES DG JAMAICAN SOF-DRINKS 24/12oz CREAM, FRUIT PUNCH, GINGER BEER, GINGER TWIST, KOLA CHAMPAGNE, ORANGE, PINEAPPLE THE TASTE OF JAMAICA OLDE BROOKLYN RASPBERRY SODA 24/12oz THE WAY PEOPLE FROM BROOKLYN TALK ABOUT BROOKLYN YOU’D THINK RASPBERRIES CAME FROM THERE EMPIRE BOTTLING WORKS LONGNECK OLD-TIME SODAS FROM RHODE ISLAND 24/12oz PINEAPPLE, RASPBERRY-LIME, STRAWBERRY, GRAPE, COLA, FRUIT COLA, ICED TEA w/LEMON, ROOT BEER, COLA, CREAM, GINGER ALE, LEMON-LIME RICKEY, ORANGE, PINEAPPLE, SARSAPARILLA, SPRUCE BEER. THESE LONGNECK BOTTLES HAVE SUCH SIMPLE LABELS THAT PEOPLE OFTEN ASK IF THEY’RE MADE IN SOMEONE’S GARAGE. WELL, THE REAL SODA FOLKS HAVE NEVER TRAVELED TO RHODE ISLAND TO CHECK IT OUT BUT WE HAVE TASTED THEIR SODAS INCLUDING THEIR DELICIOUS ED & PETE’S OLD-FASHIONED LEMONADE. WE RECOMMEND YOU TRY ALL OF THE FLAVORS AND WE’RE CONFIDENT YOU’LL BE IMPRESSED BY BIG FLAVORS FROM A LITTLE STATE! FILBERT’S ORIGINAL CHICAGO SODAS SINCE THE 1920’s 24/12oz LONGNECKS WATERMELON, BANANA, RED RASPBERRY, BLUEBERRY, PINEAPPLE, PEACH, LIME, GREEN APPLE, GRAPEFRUIT, BLUE RASPBERRY, ROOT BEER, DIET ROOT BEER, COLA, BLACK CHERRY, CREAM, CHERRY, FRUIT PUNCH, GINGER ALE, GRAPE, ORANGE, SPARKLING WATER, & Mr. Newport, A LEMON-LIME SODA THAT THE FILBERT FAMILY RESCUED FROM THE 1940’s. WHEN YOU CALL UP THE FILBERT’S BOTTLING COMPANY, THE GUY WHO ANSWERS THE PHONE MAY BE MR. FILBERT himself ! THE FILBERT’S SODAS ARE LOCAL EVEN IN CHICAGO, AND THANKS TO REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES YOU CAN ENJOY FILBERT’S IN ALL OF THE AREAS WHERE WE HAVE DISTRIBUTION AND AN ENTHUSIASTIC CLIENTELE! GET A 2nd WIND FROM FILBERTS OF CHICAGO! MAYBE IF SOME OF THE ILLINOIS POLITICIANS WOULD DRINK HONEST SODA LIKE THIS, THEY’D CHANGE THEIR WAYS! GRAY’S GREAT AMERICAN GOURMET SODAS FROM FAMILY-OWNED BOTTLING COMPANY IN BUSINESS SINCE 1850 4/6/12oz RASPBERRY, ORANGE, GRAPE, BLACK CHERRY, STRAWBERRY, ROOT BEER, ORANGE, CREAM SODA, DIET CREAM SODA, ROOT BEER, DIET ROOT BEER MADE BY FRED GRAY IN JANESVILLE, WISCONSIN IN A BREWERY THAT HAS BEEN FILLING BOTTLES SINCE 1850. REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES HAS BROUGHT GRAY’S GREAT AMERICAN BEVERAGES TO THE WESTERN USA AND THE INTERNET AS WELL AS ALL OF OUR SPECIAL ROADHOUSE CARGO CULT CUSTOMER BASE! FITZ’S StLouis ORIGINAL AMERICAN SODAPOPS 24/12oz STRAWBERRY POP, GINGER ALE, CREAM SODA, ROOT BEER, GRAPE POP, ORANGE POP, Dr.Fizz, DIET CREAM, DIET ROOT BEER, & DIET ORANGE POP IN St Louis YOU CAN EVEN DINE AT THE FITZ’S ROOT BEER ORIGINAL AMERICAN DINER! THERE’S NOTHING QUITE MORE REFRESHING ABOUT SAILING DOWN THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER UNDER THE FRIENDSHIP ARCH THAN SIPPIN’ ON A SCRUMPTIONS FITZ’S! TORRANCE BEARY SODA 24/12oz CANE-SUGAR-SWEETENED FRUITY SODA DEDICATED TO THE MASTER MECHANICS OF TORRANCE AUTO REPAIR! JARRITOS MEXICAN IMPORTED SODAS IN 24/12oz “VASE” BOTTLES GUAVA SODA, JAMAICA (HIBISCUS BERRY ), MANGO, TAMARINDO, PINEAPPLE, TUTTI FRUTTI (FRUIT PUNCH), MANDARIN ORANGE, WATERMELON, GREEN LIME SODA, MINERAGUA (SPARKLING WATER) ¡QUE BUENOS SON! DICEN QUE ¡JARRITOS ES EL FAVORITO DE HIROHITO! A RAINBOW OF COLORS FROM DOWN SOUTH WHERE THEY KNOW HOW TO MAKE GOOD DELICIOUS SODAPOPS! LOLLI’S PASSION POP 24/12oz SPARKLING ELIXIR IMPORTED FROM HOLLYWOOD PASSION/PINEAPPLE, ORIGINAL CHERRY POP, SLIMMING CHERRY POP LOLLI HERSELF LIVES IN HOLLYWOOD AND IS A PARTY GIRL WHO JUST COULD NOT DEAL WITH THE HORRIBLE-TASTING ENERGY DRINKS SHE WAS DRINKING IN THOSE ALL-NIGHT-CLUBS. SHE WANTED TO HAVE A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED SODA WHICH WOULD BE HEALTHIER AND ALSO GIVE ENERGY. SO SHE STARTED WITH LOLLI’S CHERRY POP AND IT BECAME SO POPULAR THAT SHE CAME UP WITH THE LOLLI’S SLIMMING POP WITH SPLENDA AND THEN THE LOLLI’S PASSION POP FOR THOSE HOT SUMMER HOLLYWOOD NIGHTS! IF YOU ENCOUNTER LOLLI IN HOLLYWOOD YOU CAN ALSO MEET LOLLI’S PUP WHOSE PAWS ARE DYED THE SAME COLOR AS THE ORIGINAL CHERRY POP! LOLLI’S IS THE TICKET TO HAVIN’ FUN, AND WITH YOUR SUPPORT LOLLI CAN PARTY HEARTY FOREVER! RAMUNE JAPANESE SODAS 30x200ml RAMUNE ORIGINAL, ORANGE, STRAWBERRY, & MELON SODAS IN GLASS BOTTLES WITH GLASS BALL STOPPER (200ml) RAMUNE STARTED AS A GLASS-BOTTLED SODA WITH THE GLASS-BALL STOPPER THAT YOU HAD TO “POP” TO OPEN THE BOTTLE; HENCE THE TERM “POP” TO DESCRIBE SODAS. NOWADAYS THE ORIGINAL RAMUNE AND THE MELON ARE IN THE GLASS BOTTLE WITH THE STOPPER; RECENTLY THEY ADDED SOME NEW DRINKS WITH THE FLAVORS OF STRAWBERRY AND MELON. “DRINK RA-MU-NE AND YOU’LL BE O.K. !” KIDS CAN SAY “KAMPAI” ! YOU’LL SAY Ä-RI-GA-TO-O! HANK’S BERRY & CITRUS SODAS 24/12oz HIGHLAND BERRY, CITRUS WHEN IT COMES TO THEIR OTHER FLAVORS WE SAY “HANKS… NO THANKS!” HERO DUTCH SODAS 24/200ml ‘CUTE BOTTLES’ CASSIS (BLACK CURRANT), BITTER LEMON, ORANGE SODA GO DUTCH AND BE A HERO! JOLT NEW MILLENNIUM SODAS 24/12oz LONGNECK RED EYE, ELECTRIC BLUE, CHERRY BOMB, ORIG & DIET COLA SO MUCH CAFFEINE; SO LITTLE TIME! SPA GLASS SPARKLING JUICE SODAS FROM BELGIUM 28/200ml CASSIS (BLACK CURRANT), NATURAL ORANGE, CITRON (LEMON-LIME), LEMON- CACTUS, EUROPE’S PUREST SPRING WATER, SPARKLING SPA BARISART WATER LIFE WITHOUT SPA IS BLAH! EUROPE’S PUREST WATER MAKES GREAT SODAPOP! THE SWITCH CARBONATED 100% JUICE BLENDS 12/12oz APRICOT PEACH, TROPICAL PUNCH BLEND THE SWITCH IS ON! FIZZ UP YOUR LIFE! UNKNOWN DRED ROAD RAGE RED FORMULA #53 ENERGY DRIVER’S DRINK 24/12oz AN ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS ENERGY SODA THAT TASTES LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN AND BOYLAN’S BLACK CHERRY; PACKED FULL OF CAFFEINE AND HERBS THAT WILL KEEP YOU ALERT DAY AND NIGHT!

POP SHOPPE PINEAPPLE / ANANAS SODA FROM CANADA 12x12oz WHO EVER THOUGHT PINEAPPLES GREW IN CANADA, EH! GuS “GROWN UP SODA 6/4/12ozCONCORD GRAPE, DRY CRANBERRY LIME, DRY COLA, EXTRA DRY GINGER ALE, STAR RUBY GRAPEFRUIT, DRY MEYER LEMON, DRY VALENCIA ORANGE, DRY POMEGRANATE SODA IF YOU THINK THE OLD SCHOOL SODAS & NEW AGE ARE FOR KIDS THEN YOU NEED SOME GuS! SCARY SKELETEEN BONE SODAS 24/12oz LONGNECK IMMORTAL LIQUIDS BLACK LEMONADE, BLUE BRAIN WASH, RED BRAIN WASH, THE DRINK, D.O.A., PURPLE LOVE POTION #69, PINK LOVE POTION #69, FUKOLA COLA, RAT BASTARD ROOT BEER, JACK BLACK’S BLOOD RED COLA, JACK BLACK’S BLUE CREAM, JACK BLACK’S ORANGE, JACK BLACK’S DEAD RED ROOT BEER IMPRESS FIENDS & RELATIVES BY SCARING YOUR THIRST AWAY WITH SCARY FIZZY CONCOCTIONS! UME SODA IN LITTLE CANS FROM JAPAN 30/200ml OH, MY! IT’S PLUM SODA IN LITTLE CANS; GET A PLUM GOOD REFRESHING DRINK IN A LITTLE CAN! WHITE ROCK ORGANIC SODAS 24/12ozRED PEACH, PASSION ORANGE, POMEGRANATE-BLUEBERRY NEW ORGANIC SODAS MADE BY OLD SODA FOLKS! THOMAS KEMPER’S NEW BREWED SODAS 24/12oz GINGER-PEACH SODA, OREGON MARIONBERRY SODA BE GLAD THEY’RE NOT FROM WASHINGTON! SIOUX CITY UNUSUAL BERRY VARIETALS 6/4/12oz CHERRY MINT (LIKE KENTUCKY NIP), BERRY BERRY THERE’S MORE TO SIOUX THAN SARSAPARILLA! SQUAMSCOT NEW HAMPSHIRE OLD SCHOOL SODAS 24x12oz FRUIT BOWL SODA, MISTLETOE MIST, RASPBERRY LEMONADE SODA AND 23 MORE! MAINE ROOT ORGANIC BLUEBERRY POP 6/4/12oz THOSE MAINE ROOT FOLKS HAVE COME UP WITH A REALLY GOOD ONE HERE! FLATHEAD LAKE BEVERAGES 24x12oz BLACK RASPBERRY, BLUEBERRY POMEGRANATE, GRANNY APPLE, HUCKLEBERRY, SOUR CHERRY SARANAC UPSTATE NY BREWED SODAS 24x12oz ROOT BEER, DIET ROOT BEER, GINGER BEER, ORANGE CREAM, SHIRLEY TEMPLE & ORGANICS! DIET DRED the energy drink for diabetic dreds 24x12oz STUBBY BOTTLES JOHN THE DRIVER CREATED A MASTERPIECE; YOU WILL LOVE IT! HUGE OR “FAMILY SIZE”GLASS BOTTLED DRINKS FOR VORACIOUS DRINKERS & RETRO FAMILIES… 32oz “QUART BOTTLES” FROM THE MIDWEST 12/32oz BERGHOFF ROOT BEER, BERGHOFF DIET ROOT BEER, GREEN RIVER SODA, DIET GREEN RIVER SODA, GREEN RIVER ORANGE SODA, GREEN RIVER STRAWBERRY SODA, DOG & SUDS ROOT BEER, DOG & SUDS CREAM SODA, DOG & SUDS ORANGE CREAM SODA 28oz MANHATTAN SPECIAL SUPER BOMBERS 12/28oz ORIGINAL ESPRESSO COFFEE SODA, SUGARFREE ESPRESSO SODA, DIET DECAF ESPRESSO 750ml LORINA LEMONADE FROM FRANCE w/CERAMIC TOPS since 1895 YELLOW LEMONADE, FRENCH LIMONADE, BLOOD ORANGE LEMONADE, ORANGEADE, PINK LEMONADE, BERRY LEMONADE. DIET LEMONADE, DIET PINK LEMONADE, ORGANIC BLOOD ORANGE LEMONADE, ORGANIC POMEGRANATE LEMONADE FRENCH FLAVOR WITH A GERMAN CLOSURE ON THE BOTTLE- OO LA LA! ACH, SO GUT! BOTH THE FRENCH & GERMANS FIND IT TO BE RETRO! 750ml PURETHé TEAS FROM FRANCE 12/750ml DARJEELING TEA, SWEET PEACH TEA OU, LA LA… BEAUCOUP À BOIRE !… C’EST SI PUR! C’EST SI BON! 22oz SPARKY’S ROOT BEER BOMBER BOTTLES 12x22oz SUCH A SATISFYING ROOT BEER EXPERIENCE THAT JUST HAS NO COMPARISON; THE BEST! 750ml SONOMA SPARKLERS 12/750ml APPLE, PEAR, PEACH, RASPBERRY, ORGANIC LEMONADE, BLOOD ORANGE CHAMPAGNE-STYLE BOTTLES 500ml BAVARIAN NUTMEG VIRGIL’S ROOT BEER 16x500ml BOTTLES WITH CERAMIC TOPS THEY LOOK BIG AND THEY TASTE INCREDIBLE! APPAREL AND MOOD ACCESSORIES… DRESS WELL AND SMELL GOOD AND BE REAL SODA COOL! REALLY CLASSY T-SHIRTS YOU’LL BE PROUD TO WEAR WHICH WILL IMPRESS YOUR FIENDS & RELATIVES (L, XL, XXL, TANKTOP) REAL SODA “SODABABE” REAL SODA “BOTTLECAP” LENINADE COLA WORLD TOUR SKELETEEN SKATER SHIRT UNKNOWN DRED SCARE APPAREL AVAILABLE IN T-SHIRTS AND HOODIES BRAIN WASH LOVE POTION FUKOLA RAT BASTARD BLACK LEMONADE THE DRINK UNKNOWN DRED ROAD RAGE RED FORMULA # 53 UNKNOWN DRED UNKNOWN DRED INCENSE MADE BY JOHN THE DRIVER HIMSELF INCLUDING THE “Y NOT 2 K” MADE BY JOHN HIMSELF — ASK JOHN FOR THE ‘FLAVOR OF THE DAY’ SHOCKING TREATS – FOOD FOR THE ENERGETICALLY INCLINED AND THE TIRED & WRETCHED CAFFEINATED INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED AND FOR ADULTS ONLY – ATTENTION! ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE! SEX CHOCOLATES WITH APHRODISIAC HERBS XTZ ENERGY CHOCOLATES WITH 200mg CAFFEINE TURBO TRUFFLES: CHOCOLATE MINT MADNESS RACIN’ RASPBERRY HOT ROD TURBO TOFFEE PEANUT BUTTER BLAST COFFEE CRAZE COSMIC COCONUT OUTRAGEOUS ORANGE THE XTZ TEA PEOPLE HAVE A SWEET TOOTH AND ARE ALSO SECRETLY CHOCOHOLICS ASIDE FROM BEING IN RECOVERY FOR VARIOUS OTHER ADDICTIONS. IN ADDITION TO THEIR OTHER BIZARRE TENDENCIES, THEY ARE WELL KNOWN FOR ADDING CAFFEINE TO THINGS; 15Omg PER CHOCOLATE IN THE CASE OF TURBO TRUFFLES! A SWEET WAY TO ESCAPE FROM ANY BOURGEOIS ENTRAPMENT THAT MAY AFFLICT YOU! CAFFEINATED MINTS IN TINS – ALSO FOR ADULTS ONLY – THAT’S RIGHT; ONLY FOR ADULTS, ATTENTION!! XTZ ENERGY MINTS SEX MINTS THE XTZ TEA PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEARCHING FOR A CURE FOR THEIR HALITOSIS WHICH WOULD BE OF A STIMULATING NATURE COMMENSURATE TIEH THE REQUIREMENTS OF THEIR TURBODIET. SO POWERFUL YOU’LL BE HYPERVENTILATING BREATHS OF FRESH AIR! (UNLESS YOU SMOKE!) KEWL MINTS IN LITTLE VIALS… THEY LOOK LIKE BIG CONTAC ® PILLS WHICH ARE BLUE BUT THEY FRESHEN YOUR BREATH! SHOCK-A-LOTS LOOK LIKE PEANUT M&M’S ® BUT ACTUALLY THEY HAVE LITTLE ESPRESSO BEANS INSIDE INSTEAD. THAT’S WHY THEY SHOCK A LOT! BUZZBAWLS GUARANA FLAVORED STIMULATING MINTS IN TINS BAWLS HAS EVERY WAY TO BUZZ YOU EXCEPT CALLING YOU ON THE PHONE! UMPH CAFFEINATED EFFERVESCENT TABLETS ADD THEM TO ANY DRINK TO FIZZ THEM UP & MAKE THEM MORE CAFFEINATED COFFEEKLATSCH… GROUNDS FOR BUCKIN’ AROUND WITH THE STARS… AVIVA YERBA MATÉ MATÉ-LATTE PUT IT IN YOUR AIR POT AND YOU CAN BE JUST LIKE THOSE ARGENTEENAGERS AT THE BEACH WITH THEIR GOURDS! THAT’S RIGHT, CHÉ! TELL EVITA TO STEP ASIDE! DRINK AVIVA YERBA MATÉ DAILY AND SOON YOU’LL HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO THE FALKLAND ISLANDS AGAIN! SHOCK COFFEE WHOLE BEAN COFFEE IN 5-lb VALVE BAGS AND 13oz CANISTERS A LITTLE BIT GOES A LONG WAY; SHOCK YOURSELF TODAY! MUD 24/9.5oz PREMIUM CANNED COFFEE DRINKS VANILLA, MOCHA DON’T LET THE WORD “MUD”SCARE YOU; THEY ARE PRETTY GOOD IN FACT! SYRUPS FOR ITALIAN SODAS, ADD TO THE COFFEE, OR POUR ON THE ICE CREAM! MONIN GOURMET SYRUPS IN 750ml GLASS BOTTLES OR 1L PLASTIC OR 250ml GLASS OR 330ml ORGANIC OR dinky 50ml shots: ALMOND AMARETTO APPLE APRICOT BANANA BLACKBERRY BLACKCURRANT BLUE CURAÇAO BLUEBERRY CHAI TEA CHERRY CHESTNUT CHOCOLATE MINT CINNAMON COCONUT COFFEE (ESPRESSO) CRANBERRY DARK CHOCOLATE FROSTED MINT GINGER GINGERBREAD GRANNY SMITH APPLE GREEN MINT GRENADINE GUAVA HAZELNUT IRISH CREME JASMINE KIWI LAVENDER LEMON LIME MACADAMIA NUT MANDARIN MANGO MÉLANGE TROPICAL MOJITO MIX ORANGE PASSIONFRUIT PEACH PEAR PINEAPPLE PISTACHIO PRALINE CRÉOLE PURE CANE SYRUP RASPBERRY RED SANGRIA ROSE RUM STRAWBERRY THAI COFFEE TOASTED ALMOND MOCHA TRIPLE SEC VANILLA VIOLET WATERMELON WHITE CHOCOLATE WHITE SANGRIA BLOOD ORANGE HONEY SWEETENER LYCHEE POMEGRANATE RED PASSION TOFFEENUT MONIN GOURMET TEA SYRUPS IN 750ml GLASS BOTTLES LEMON ICED TEA MANGO ICED TEA PEACH ICED TEA RASPBERRY ICED TEA MONIN SUGARFREE SYRUPS IN 750ml GLASS BOTTLES ALMOND AMARETTO CARAMEL CHOCOLATE HAZELNUT IRISH CREAM RASPBERRY VANILLA WHITE CHOCOLATE BLACKBERRY SUGARFREE SWEETENER MONIN GOURMET SAUCES 4/64oz WHITE CHOCOLATE, DARK CHOCOLATE, CARAMEL, SUGARFREE CHOCOLATE FOR SERIOUS CHOCOHOLICS! SKYROCKET CAFFEINATED SYRUPS IN 750ml BOTTLES ATOMIC ALMOND, B-52 BOMBER, CHOCOLATE MEGA MINT, COSMIC CARAMEL, HOT ROD HAZELNUT, INSANE IRISH CRÈME, MEGA MOCHA, RACIN’ RASPBERRY, SHOCKOLATE, VROOM VANILLA. PREPARE FOR LIFT-OFF; LEAVE YOUR BEANS IN THE DUST! SEX SYRUPS IN 750ml BOTTLES LUVANILLA, MOKALUV THEY’RE NOT ONLY CAFFEINATED; THEY HAVE LOVE HERBS… PEP UP YOUR COFFEE TALK! STIRLING SYRUPS 12/750ml PLASTIC BOTTLES ALMOND AMARETTO B-52 BANANA BLACK CHERRY BLACKBERRY BLUEBERRY BRANDY BUTTERSCOTCH CHERRY CHOCOLATE ALMOND CHOCOLATE MINT CHOCOLATE THUNDER CINNAMON CREME BRULEE COFFEE ROYALE CREME DE CACAO GERMAN CHOCOLATE HAZELNUT IRISH CREAM ITALIAN CREAM KIWI LEMON MERINGUE LIGHT ALMOND LIGHT HAZELNUT LIGHT RASPBERRY LIGHT RUM LIGHT SWISS CHOCOLATE LIME MACADAMIA NUT MARSHMALLOW PINEAPPLE POWER LATTE RUM STRAWBERRY TOFFEE WHITE LIGHTNING WILDBERRY ANTICA ITALIA SYRUPS IN 750ml PLASTIC BOTTLES ALMOND AMARETTO CREME DE MENTHE CREME DE CACAO LIME VANILLA DELAWARE PUNCH CONCENTRATE 4/1gallon & 12/32ozTHIS IS THE ORIGINAL NON-CARBONATED DRINK AND NOW YOU CAN MAKE IT YOURSELF! CANDY WHICH IS HEALTHY AND ENERGIZING REED’S CRYSTALLIZED GINGER AND REED’S GINGER CHEWS THIS IS THE ONLY CANDY THE GINGER GURU’S KIDS CAN EAT AND IT SURE IS GOOD! GLASS BOTTLES AND BOXES FOR YOUR OWN LINE OF BEVERAGES!! LONGNECK GLASS BOTTLES (24/12oz) FOR YOUR OWN DRINKS FLINT(CLEAR) GREEN AMBER -GREEN FILL ‘EM UP, BOYS! YES YOU CAN HAVE YOUR VERY OWN SODA WITH OUR HELP YOU VAINGLORIOUS EGOTISTICAL MANIAC! AND WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT SOME CHEESY LOCAL TAP WATER WITH THE BUSINESS CARD OF YOUR REAL ESTATE AGENT AS THE LABEL! OR MAYBE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SODA ALREADY BUT NEED A CONNECTION FOR A SPECIFIC AMOUNT OF GLASS. WELL, WE CAN PUT MORE VALUE INTO YOUR CALIFORNIA REDEMPTION… JUST LET US KNOW HOW WE CAN HELP YOU WITH GLASS! CROWN CAPS (BOTTLE CAPS) TO TOP YOUR BOTTLES OR TO MAKE MAGNETS BLANK GOLD CROWN CAPS & “TWIST OFF OR USE OPENER” CROWN CAPS CAP ‘EM UP, MAN! YEAH THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO PROVE THE SODA SOMMELIER’S FATHER WRONG ONCE AGAIN AS NOT ONLY CAN A LIVING BE MADE SELLING SODA BUT ALSO BY SELLING YES YOU GUESSED IT… BOTTLE CAPS! AND YOU CAN SAVE MONEY COMPARED TO WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN PAYING ELSEWHERE SO HEY IT’S A GENUINE BUSINESS DECISION; GIVE US A CALL FOR YOUR NEEDS. YOU CAN ORDER BOXES OF BLANK CROWN CAPS FROM US IN GOLD, SILVER, RED, & BLACK. YOUR OWN CROWN CAPS WITH YOUR OWN DESIGN YEAH THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO HAVE YOUR OWN LOGO ON YOUR OWN BOTTLE CAPS. THIS WILL MAKE YOUR SODAS LOOK OH SO COOL AND YOU CAN MAKE MAGNETS FOR YOUR REFRIGERATOR AND YOUR CLIENTS’ REFRIGERATORS; YOU CAN MAKE TIE CLIPS OR YOU CAN JUST DONATE THE WHOLE BATCH TO THE USA’S #1 CROWN COLLECTOR WHO IS BEHIND ALL OF YOUR BEVERAGE FULFILLMENT ANYWAY! MINIMUM ORDER IS ONE PALLET BUT HEY YOU CAN AFFORD IT BECAUSE IT’S THE BEST PRICE IN TOWN AND NO CHARGE FOR COMPILING YOUR ARTWORK! 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diet sodas made simple for you low-carb folks; listed by sweetener: sucralose (splenda) SOMETIMES BLENDED WITH ACESULFAME-K: LOLLI’S SLIMMING POP 24/12oz IMPORTED FROM HOLLYWOOD WHERE LOOKS ARE EVERYTHING! CHERRY COTTON CANDY FLAVOR OH SO SWEET! LORINA DIET FRENCH LEMONADES 12/750ml & 24/330ml DIET LEMONADE, DIET PINK LEMONADE OOH, LA, LA! MERVEILLEUX POUR PERDRE LES POIDS BOYLANS SODAS 6/4/12oz DIET BIRCH BEER, DIET BLACK CHERRY, DIET CANE COLA, DIET CRÈME SODA, DIET ROOT BEER, DIET ORANGE CREAM SODA CALYPSO “ZERO” LEMONADES 12/20oz ZERO LEMONADE, ZERO STRAWBERRY LEMONADE PARTAKE OF THE HARRY BELAFONTE DIET; GO LOW CARB! GUARANEXX FROM BAWLS, THE DIET GAMER’S DRINK 24/10oz GET THE CAFFEINE BUZZ WITHOUT THE SUGAR BUZZ SO YOU CAN CLICK ALL NIGHT! DIET TING, THE TRUE JAMAICAN GRAPEFRUIT SODA 24/300ml ORIGINAL JAMAICAN GRAPEFRUIT SODA IS NOW AVAILABLE IN DIET & IT’S GREAT, MON FROSTIE DIET ROOT BEER 24/12oz DIET ROOT BEER BECOME A SLIM SNOWMAN WITH NOSTALGIC APPEAL… FROSTIE MAN… FROSTIE! CRICKET DIET GREEN TEA COLA 24/12oz SOMETHING SPECIAL WITH THE GOODNESS OF GREEN TEA INFUSED WITH A GREAT COLA TASTE! FITZ’S StLouis SLIMMING SODAPOPS 24/12oz DIET ROOT BEER, DIET CREAM IF IT ISN’T FITZ’S, SCHVITZ! SAFARI MIST SPARKLING SPLENDA EBeDee TROPICAL FRUIT BLEND SODAS 24/12oz PASSIONFRUIT-LEMON, ORANGE-MANGO, PEAR-LYCHEE, GUAVA LOW-CALORIE AND “LOW-CARB” TROPICAL FRUIT MIXES ORIGINATED IN SOUTHERN AFRICA, BLENDED WITH SPLENDA AND SERVED IN LONGNECK BOTTLES MEXIDIETCOLALIGHT 24/12oz PIERDA PESO, CABRON! THE FLAVOR WILL REMIND YOU OF DIET COLA SOUTH OF THE BORDER; OUR OWN BLEND! PANGLEHEIMERS DIET HOT GINGER ALE OF NORTH CAROLINA 24/12oz HOT DAWG! YOU’LL KNOW HOW THEY PULL THAT PORK WHEN YOU TRY IT! DIET GUARANÁ ALASKA 24/12oz A GENUINE GUARANÁ SODA MADE WITH REAL CONCENTRATE IMPORTED FROM BRAZIL; IN A LONGNECK GLASS BOTTLE DIET JOLT COLA 24/12oz NONE OF THE CALORIES AND TWICE THE CAFFEINE! WELL THERE IS A CALORIE OR TWO BUT THAT’S ABOUT ALL! MULTIVITAMIN NON-CARBONATED NoCarb DRINKS 12/20oz NoCarb BLACK TEA, NoCarb GREEN TEA, NoCarb ORANGE-CARROT, NoCarb PEACH MELON DIET DADS ROOT BEER 24/12oz TIME FOR DEAR OLDE DAD TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS BUT IN STYLE WITH THIS 1971 DESIGNED LABEL WITH ALL THE TASTE! SIOUX CITY DIET SARSAPARILLA 6/4/12oz THIS IS THE PERFECT DRINK FOR LAWYERS WHO WANT TO LOSE THE POUNDS BROUGHT ON BY GUILT BINGING! CELSIUS CALORIE-BURNING SODA 24/12ozCOLA, GINGER ALE, WILDBERRY, LEMON LIME, ORANGE DON’T JUST LOSE WEIGHT; BURN IT TO BITS! DIET CHEERWINE ORIGINAL NORTH CAROLINA CHERRY LONGNECKS 24/12oz THE BEST EVER TO COME FROM THE CAROLINAS! NUTRISODA 24/8oz CANS OR BOTTLED 12/12ozCALM (WILDBERRY-CITRON), ENERGIZE (MANDARIN-MINT), IMMUNE (TANGERINE-LIME), RADIANT (POMEGRANATE-BLACKBERRY), FLEX (BLACK CHERRY-APPLE), RENEW (WATERMELON-BLUEBERRY), SLENDER (PINK GRAPEFRUIT-GUAVA DIET DRED ENERGY DRINK IN STUBBY BOTTLES 24x12oz THE BOTTLES ARE STUBBY BUT YOU’LL BE AS SLIM AS A LONGNECK IF YOU DRINK ENOUGH! SARANAC DIET ROOT BEER FROM UPSTATE NEW YORK 24x12oz GET ON THE UPSTATE NY DIET RIGHT NOW AND LET THE POUNDS FOAM AWAY! SQUAMSCOT NEW HAMPSHIRE DIET SODAS 24x12oz DIET COLA, DIET HALF&HALF, DIET GOLDEN GINGER ALE, DIET GRAPE, DIET ROOT BEER (NUTRASWEET): DIET GREEN RIVER FROM CHICAGO 12/32oz & 24/12oz BE A CLEAN MEAN GREEN MACHINE! THAT OLD TIME DINER TASTE WITHOUT THE CALORIES!! DIET COLA (COLA LIGHT OR ZERO) IN GLASS BOTTLES FROM OTHER COUNTRIES DUTCH 24/200ml, MEXICAN 24/355ml PICK A COUNTRY! BLENHEIM DIET GINGER ALE FROM SOUTH CAROLINA 24/12oz SUPER-SPICY DIET GINGER ALE; OFTEN OUT OF STOCK; HARD TO GET!! BRIAR’S DIET SODAS 24/12oz DIET ROOT BEER, DIET BLACK CHERRY, DIET CREAM SODA BRIAR’S IS AN OLD BRAND FROM NEAR PHILADELPHIA BERGHOFF DIET ROOT BEER 12/32oz & 24/12oz DELICIOUS AND CREAMY; MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN CHICAGO WHILE YOU’RE DRINKING IT! IBC DIET ROOT BEER 4/6/12oz A FAVORITE OF ALL THE SUPERMARKETS; SAVE YOURSELF A TRIP TO THE STORE AND HAVE US DELIVER IT! DR. BROWN’S KOSHER DIET SODAS 24/12oz DIET CREAM SODA, DIET BLACK CHERRY WHEN YOU GO LOW CARB YOU CAN STILL KEEP KOSHER! DIET VERNORS LONGNECKS 24/12oz ALL THESE YEARS OUR VERNORS CLIENTS BEGGED US FOR A DIET VERNORS IN GLASS AND NOW WE HAVE IT! DIET WILD RIDE ENERGY DRINK 24/12oz THERE’LL BE A SLIM SEXY BIKER UNDER THAT LEATHER JACKET IF YOU DRINK DIET WILD RIDE ENERGY DRINK! KUTZTOWN DIET BIRCH BEER FROM PENNSYLVANIA 24/12oz NIX BESSER, ACCORDING TO THE PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH DIETERS! FILBERT’S DIET ROOT BEER FROM CHICAGO 24/12oz GUZZLE DOWN A DOZEN OF THESE WHILE CHEERING FOR DA BEARS AND DON’T GAIN WEIGHT! MANHATTAN SPECIAL SUGAR-FREE ESPRESSO SODA FROM NEW YORK CITY 24/10oz DIET (REG OR DECAF) BREWED WITH REAL COFFEE STEWART’S DIET SODAS 6/4/12oz DIET ORANGE CREAM, DIET ROOT BEER, DIET BLACK CHERRY IF YOU MUST BUY STEWART’S PLEASE BUY IT FROM US! THREEDRINKS 3-CARB “DIET SODA?” NATURAL CITRUS SODAS WITHOUT DIET AFTERTASTE 24/12oz CITRUS, LEMON 2 DRINKS, 3 CARBS! JEFF’S AMAZING NEW YORK DIET CHOCOLATE EGG CREAM 24/12oz PERHAPS THE RICHEST CREAMIEST DIET YOU COULD HAVE! GET CREAMED! REGATTA DIET GINGER BEER 24/12oz BE THE MOST IN SHAPE ON YOUR YACHT WITH THIS SUGARFREE BERMUDA-STYLE BREWED GINGER BEER! GRAY’S DIET WISCONSIN SODAS 24/12oz DIET ROOT BEER, DIET CREAM WHEN YOU’RE THIRSTY FOR A DIET WISCONSIN SODA, THIS IS THE ONE! EMPIRE BOTTLING WORKS DIET SODAS OF RHODE ISLAND 24/12oz DIET ROOT BEER, DIET CREAM, DIET COLA YOU’LL FEEL LIKE A SLIM EMPEROR! FILBERT’S CHICAGO DIET ROOT BEER 24/12oz A TRUE CHICAGO; NO NEED TO PAY TO PLAY; JUST DRINK UP AND ENJOY IT! DUTCH RIVELLA LIGHT 28/200ml ORIGINALLY A SWISS HERBAL SODA, NOW MADE IN THE NETHERLANDS IN THIS LIGHT VERSION IN CUTE LITTLE BOTTLES STEVIA (NATURAL HERBAL SWEETENER): VIRGIL’S DIETARY SUPPLEMENTS 6/4/12oz BLACK CHERRY CREAM, DIET ROOT BEER, DIET CREAM, DIET COLA SWEETENED WITH STEVIA, ABSOLUTELY NO CALORIES AND NO ARTIFICIALS EITHER. THEY ARE LIGHT AND REFRESHING AND ORGANIC AS WELL. NO PRESERVATIVES HAVE BEEN ADDED TO VIRGIL’S SODAS! Diet beverages are sweetened with a variety of ingredients including: Sucralose - "Splenda" is a common brand of this non-caloric sweetener made from sugar. A lot of movie stars like it; that means that YOU will, too! Aspartame - "NutraSweet" is the most common brand of this synthetic sweetener. Discovered as a by-product of an ulcer medication, it was approved in 1983. Stevia - A naturally sweet, non-caloric herb. It is found primarily in natural food stores and dietary supplements in America, but is one of the most popular non-caloric sweeteners in the rest of the world. z sweet: ZUBERFIZZ “Z” DIET GINGER ALES 24/12oz DIET GINGER ALE, DIET RASPBERRY GINGER ALE A SPECIAL SWEETENER FROM COLORADO

“Take a look at this! This whole empire started in a backpack!”… that’s what an old high school friend of Real Soda’s founder Danny Ginsburg said when he visited the central warehouse with his wife and baby recently. And in fact -- what is today perhaps unquestionably the most substantial purveyor of glass-bottled soft drinks in the USA had its origins with a bottle cap collection, a dream, and a desire and drive of immense proportions which all synergized to create the magic which is REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES, in defiance of all of the attempts of the Megacorporations to reduce beverage consumption to an uninteresting mediocre array of cans & plastic!

"Real Soda" is essentially a name that was coined by original partakers. The concept of Real Soda was conceived in the 1980's by Danny Ginsburg who had been collecting bottle caps since the age of four, unwilling to accept the invasion of cans and plastic to the detriment of all the great sodas that had once been available.

While in the 70's Danny was a kid having to hunt around for whatever stores still sold bottles before REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES was a business entity, the backpack was in fact the means of delivery when Danny was a high school student and had started buying sodas in glass returnable bottles in other cities so that he could keep adding to his bottle cap collection at a time when Los Angeles bottlers had discontinued virtually everything in glass. He started by bringing a few bottles along for his own consumption and soon had an entourage of friends and acquaintances who asked him to provide them with these “old-fashioned” sodas to the extent that the backpack would often be filled with a dozen 16oz returnable bottles and the books had to be carried by hand! By his 16th birthday he got his driver's license just in time to buy the last four cases of being sold in L.A. Then he started driving to other cities where bottled sodas were still available, and he would bring them back to his house for his personal consumption. Because he desired at least 100 bottle caps from each design, he found himself buying more than he could drink and at the same time, people would notice him drinking from bottles and would ask him if he could get them their favorite brands, which he was only too happy to do (if they’d pay him back and give him the empty bottles and bottle caps back!!).

The procurement of interesting sodas was always in the forefront and the garage at his home served as a “warehouse” of sorts. Danny was often hired by people at school and later at the university to serve beverages at functions and to provide them to carnivals; the caveat was always that the empty bottles and bottle caps had to go back with Danny. Initially people thought all of this to be an odd and quirky thing and in fact that their purchases were just “a favor for Danny”.

Soon these folks became a sort of "cargo cult" as virtually every weekend became a soda-shopping trip. After graduating from high school and working for a property management company, Danny would bring bottles of soda to work and one time a diabetic pool contractor noticed Danny drinking a in the contour glass returnable bottle. "Where did you get that; I've only seen it like that on TV", exclaimed the contractor to which Danny mentioned some cities about 400 miles away. Needless to say, this guy and his friends started giving Danny lists of sodas to procure and as this contractor was one of those people who always had a bunch of people hanging around his residence, would always exclaim upon seeing me arrive at the door "Hey Look! It's Real Soda, in Real Bottles!!". So when it was time to get a business license, the idea was... why not call it what it is?

Toward the end of Danny’s university days there were businesses asking him for products and it became evident that this was getting too big not to be an actual business entity; it had grown way beyond people just ordering as a favor to Danny. So then along came the unforgettable year of 1991 when Danny got a business license from the City Of Rancho Palos Verdes, California. The corporation Real Soda In Real Bottles, Ltd. was formed the following year; shortly later Danny registered “Real Soda” as a trademark.

We all hear about businesses that originated in a Volkswagen Van, and REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES is no exception. The original delivery vehicle was exactly that; a Volkswagen Van with a Lenin-head gearshift. There were days that Danny managed to cram 120 cases into that van and get the drinks to the customers on time. Soon the business expanded to where it was necessary to get a larger van, and using the garage at home (and the living room and hallways) as a warehouse was just no longer feasible. So a garage was rented behind a company in Long Beach, CA where a 1953 manual-shift Towmotor forklift was part of the deal. Less than a year following this, REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES had added on a bunch of brands from companies who had not formerly had a distributor in Los Angeles and it was necessary to move to a 6400sqft warehouse in Torrance, CA in 1993. By then REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES was in all of the hip coffeehouses in L.A. and delivering to movie studios and the homes of Hollywood actors; also small soda sections were starting to pop up in specialty grocery stores under the care of REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES. Now a massive warehouse just east of LAX houses the amalgamation of the best sodas anywhere!

When the Torrance warehouse was first set up, the complete inventory was able to be stored against the back and side walls. Having the extra space was just another excuse to now stock more variety and Danny used his contacts from his days of sending letters to bottling companies all over the world to obtain bottle caps to see which of these companies were still making interesting beverages. He set up a truck to go across country and get an initial batch from North and South Carolina, Kentucky, and Louisiana; these sodas really took off and started finally forming what was a unique collection of drinks that were not easily procured by the competition. As much fun as soda has always been to Danny, the realities of the beverage industry: cutthroat competition and using the “stepvan distributors” as stepping-stones was (and still is) rampant. Perhaps the saving grace for REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES was that the logistics of procuring these obscure brands were complex and the typical distributors of soft drinks were heretofore the major “big Three” (Coke/Pepsi/7up) for the common brands and beer, wine, and foodservice distributors for the sparse variety of specialty beverages available at that time. None of the competition was very knowledgeable about most of the beverages offered by REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES, and they were even less enthusiastic. Their chuckling at what Real Soda was doing in the marketplace actually kept them out of the way in the case of genuine specialty drinks and independent retailers’ disdain for the establishment in the beverage industry coupled with their excitement over the aesthetics and quality of REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES were the synergy that enabled Real Soda to build its foundation. The workload became so intense that Danny could no longer do it on his own and thus a recommendation of a friend produced the appearance of John the Driver Emeritus, now a Real Soda Icon; certainly a chauffeur par excellence and loved by Real Soda’s diverse L.A. clientele. He is known as “The Unknown Dred” but well-known in fact as he has his own beverage with his picture on the label!

Once REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES was going strong in Los Angeles, word-of-mouth requests removed the need for “cold-calling”. Because REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES had no official salesman, people would often see bottled products and call the phone numbers on the bottles to find out who all of the distributors were so they could order these drinks for their place. Usually all of these calls led them straight to REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES and when they heard the name, they’d place their initial order right over the phone. Among the people calling to get started were people in other cities and sometimes in other states. Initially Danny would load up the van and drive these orders out to the “out-of-towners” especially if there was something that could be procured for the return trip to L.A. Some people ordered mixed pallets which had to be released to trucking companies and shipped. But what finally occurred is that people from neighboring cities started to appear, desirous of being “sub-distributors” of Real Soda’s products in their own locales. Hence the first “sodaphiliates” appeared on the scene in California and then in neighboring states; now there are a couple dozen ‘sodaphiliates’ and sub-distributors, primarily in the West.

The expansion into other cities increased the volume of REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES so much that it was necessary to move into a much bigger warehouse; now the Real Soda warehouse consists of 10 times the space once in that “big” initial one. In addition to having the most impressive amalgamation of specialty glass-bottled sodas anywhere, REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES started making its own beverages along with beverages under license. This started mainly due to the lack of availability of beverages Danny felt REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES needed to have; the manufacturers of these beverages often were shipping the concentrate to foreign countries but had lost their business in the USA due to consolidation of the major brand owners and bottlers. Conveniently, this gave birth to the opportunity for Danny to “experiment” with some of the beverages he had always dreamed of making. Perhaps the most successful of these “experiments” is the LENINADE whose label he had drawn initially as a joke in his Russian language class in 1987.

It is often said that imitation is the highest form of flattery and in fact REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES enjoys such flattery. People dabbling with some products sold by but not exclusive to REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES claim to be the originators of this concept, but it would be hard for them to provide anything comparable to the photographs and newspaper articles which chronicle REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES’ origins since the early 1980’s. REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES’ specialty beverage sections are becoming more a part of the mainstream, and this is what was Danny’s dream in the beginning; a mission statement even if not initially stated – that Americans should be able to go to any supermarket, corner store, or other place that sells soda and be able to find there, a wide variety of delicious beverages in glass bottles. This is what REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES is providing for America and whenever there is no “sodaphiliate” or “sub-distributor” in an area, a store that wants to stock up on great products and make delicious beverages in glass bottles available to their clientele can have us ship them what they need. While some glass-bottled sodas are sold in many places nowadays (thankfully!), nothing matches the variety of aesthetic, delicious sodas that REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES offers; and the knowledge, enthusiasm, and genuine history that blend so well to make REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES so special is what enhances our lives.

One other thing enabling REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES’ success is that the whole concept of offering this great variety to the marketplace has been built with the understanding that everyone from manufacturer to distributor to retailer deserves to earn a margin which sufficiently rewards them for their efforts. While this may seem like a justification for higher prices, consider this: Because the margins do not choke people into considering lessened quality and aesthetics as is the case with so much of the rest of the beverage industry, the financial reward for providing this wonder of effervescence excellence to the otherwise deprived populace is such that it fuels the enthusiasm which drives all involved to build and expand their offerings of delicious beverages in glass bottles. The price structure of these beverages is superseded by the quality and pleasure these beverages bring to people because it is only in this manner that the demand has been such that REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES could grow and spread as it has. In other words, REAL SODA IN REAL BOTTLES represents a variety of beverages which are in a sense a “bargain” in that they are so superior to those that cost less that they are well worth any extra expenditure. The proliferation of overpriced thimble-can energy drinks, pricy plastic punch & name-brand tap water which costs more than water from the tap… merely reveals the true value of a Real Soda in a Real Bottle!

PROPOSITION 65 WARNING: Some beverages, bottles, caps, cartons, carriers, and other related items may contain some of the “listed chemicals” which are governed by California’s “Proposition 65”. Most particularly, some of these things may contain lead and/or cadmium which are known to the State of California to cause birth defects and/or reproductive harm. Our opinion & suggestion: If you’re in the State Of California, do business with any California entity, or suspect that any of your dealings may involve even an indirect connection to the State Of California… be advised to post warnings that may be required as a result of “Proposition 65” as we cannot assume the responsibility for your legal misfortunes. ATTENTION ATTORNEYS ETC: THE FOLLOWING IS OUR OPINION AND NOT NECESSARILY THE OPINION OF OTHERS (ALTHOUGH WE THINK IT SHOULD BE) : For those who may be unaware, “Proposition 65” which was passed by California voters in 1986 is the so-called “Clean Water Proposition”. It has within it a provision for ‘citizen enforcement’. It is conceivable that one could claim that this ‘clean water proposition’ is ‘tainted’ in that among its enforcers are what some people would call ‘professional sue-ers’. Please be advised that these ‘persons’ who could be described as ‘enforcers’ or ‘bounty hunters’, ‘phantom plaintiffs’ or otherwise depending on one’s perspective… have a history of searching for unaware purveyors of products that may contain some of the ‘listed chemicals’. Thus if you are involved in any capacity with any product which you suspect could contain some amount of any of the ‘listed chemicals’ you run a serious risk of falling victim to the nefarious activities of these ‘enforcers’ and their attorneys. The type of attorneys who work with these ‘enforcers’ and tend to specialize in what may appear to be copy/paste lawsuits are sometimes called “trial lawyers” even though a more accurate description would most likely be “settlement lawyers” and it is not typical that such attorneys will warn you of a violation in advance of either suing you or asking you to pay them a settlement. So start posting those signs; this action is analogous to putting the lamb’s blood on the door or holding the cross up to the vampire. And in the future do not ever vote for anything you have neither read nor fully understood! Check out Tom Lehrer’s song “The Elements” and consider that the ‘Listed Chemicals’ of Proposition 65 numbers approximately nine times as much!