“SARSAPARILLA” and “BIRCH BEER” Don't Go to Jetro
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ROOT BEER… SEE ALSO “SARSAPARILLA” AND “BIRCH BEER” stop getting canned and get real! SPARKY’S FRESH DRAFT ROOT BEER with Velvet Carbonation IN 22oz BOMBER BOTTLES 12/22oz & 24/12oz Sparkitos!! FAMILY MICROBREW OF PACIFIC GROVE NEAR MONTEREY; 20 YEARS’ WORK; WE THINK THE BEST ROOT BEER EVER; THEY DON’T MAKE ANYTHING BUT ROOT BEER! BAVARIAN NUTMEG IMPORTED VIRGIL’S SPECIAL EDITION ROOT BEER WITH CERAMIC TOP 16/500ml BREWED IN BAVARIA, CERTAINLY THE WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE HANDCRAFTED ROOT BEER. ALSO ONE OF THE BEST ROOT BEERS WE’VE TASTED. ABITA ROOT BEER BREWED NEAR NEW ORLEANS WITH PURE LOUISIANA CANE SUGAR 4/6/12oz A CLASSIC AMERICAN HOMETOWN MICROBREW; THE ONLY SOFT DRINK FROM THE ABITA BREWING COMPANY AND ONE OF THE BEST ROOT BEERS OF ALL TIME VIRGIL’S BREWED ROOT BEER 6/4/12oz ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE BAVARIAN NUTMEG; EXPENSIVE BUT A BIT MORE AFFORDABLE EXCELLENT ROOT BEER OLDE RHODE ISLAND MOLASSES BREWED ROOT BEER 24/12oz THE BEST MOLASSES ROOT BEER THERE IS; ALL THE WAY FROM OLDE RHODE ISLAND ROUTE 66 ROOT BEER “my way or the highway” 24/12oz ONE FOR THE ROAD; IF DRINK & DRIVE, DRINK ROUTE 66 ROOT BEER, CREAM,OR, BLK CH, LIME CAPT’N ELI’S ROOT BEER FROM PORTLAND, MAINE ENJOY THE MAINE EVENT IN YOUR OWN HOME; ALL THE WAY FROM THE SHIPYARD BREWERY! DOG N SUDS ROOT BEER from the Dog N Suds Hot Dog Stands of Avon, Indiana 24/12oz & 12/32ozHOT DAWG! YOU’LL FOAM AT THE MOUTH! GALES ROOT BEER MADE BY CHEF GALE GAND 24/12ozMADE BY THE FAMOUS CHICAGO PASTRY CHEF GALE GAND WHO LOVES ROOT BEER! THOMAS KEMPER MICROBREWED ROOT BEER OF SEATTLE 4/6/12oz SMOOTH AND FOAMY ROOT BEER THAT POURS WITH A HEAD LIKE GUINNESS ROOT BEER, CREAM SODA, BLACK CHERRY, ORANGE CREAM, GINGER ALE, GRAPE SODA, LOW CAL ROOT BEER, GINGER-PEACH, OREGON MARIONBERRY! RAT BASTARD ROOT BEER 24/12oz one of the Scary Skeleteen Drinx BONE JONES SAYS IT “TASTES LIKE A SON OF A BITCH” MAINE ROOT ORGANIC BOMBER BOTTLES 12/22oz THE MAINE THING IS THE ROOT AND IT’S ORGANIC AND IN A HUGE BOMBER BOTTLE! STEWART’S SODAS 6/4/12oz ROOT BEER, DIET ROOT BEER, ORANGE CREAM, DIET ORANGE CREAM, KEY LIME, CHERRIES n CREAM, DIET BLACK CHERRY, BLACK CHERRY, GRAPE, CREAM SODA INITIALLY INNOVATIVE PRODUCTS NOW OWNED BY A MEGA-CORPORATION BUT WE’VE GOT’EM IF YOU WANT’EM! JOURNEY SOFTBREWS FROM VERMONT 6/4/12oz JOHN BARLEYCORN ROOT BEER, THAI LEMONGRASS SODA BREW, SI BERIAN SUN GINSENG BREW, GREEN TEA GINGER BREW, CARIBBEAN CREAM w/coconut, AND ANCIENT COLA! WHAT INCREDIBLE CONCOCTION WILL COME NEXT? WHERE WILL THE ROAD LEAD? THE JOURNEY PEOPLE ARE FANATICAL ROOT BEER ENTHUSIASTS SO THEY MAKE QUITE A VARIETY IN ADDITION TO THEIR OTHER BREWED SPECIAL OFFERINGS! THEY HAVE FLOWN FROM VERMONT TO CALIFORNIA, THEIR CAPS HAVE QUESTION MARKS, AND THEY’RE HOLISTIC-er THAN THOU. NEXT STOP MAY BE THE TWILIGHT ZONE SO BE SURE THAT YOU MIND THE GAP ON YOUR EFFERVESCENT JOURNEY INTO THE GREAT UNKNOWN! AND ON THAT JOURNEY DRINK UP & ENJOY! BERGHOFF CHICAGO ROOT BEER REG & DIET 24/12oz & 12/32oz NO MATTER HOW MUCH WIND’S IN CHICAGO, IT WON’T BLOW THE FOAM AWAY! SIOUX CITY COWBOY-STYLE ROOT BEER 6/4/12oz THE NAME IS SIOUX CITY AND THE COMPANY IS IN NEW YORK CITY. HOW ABOUT THAT, PARDNER??! XTZ ROOT BEER RIOT 24/12oz THE XTZ TEA PEOPLE WOULD RATHER FIGHT THAN SWITCH, SO THEY PUT CAFFEINE IN THEIR ROOT BEER TO KEEP GOING! DR. BROWN’S KOSHER ROOT BEER 24/12oz THE ROOT BEER IS AS KOSHER AS ITS NAME, AND THE DOCTOR MAKES HOUSE CALLS BY APPOINTMENT ONLY KEGS OF THOMAS KEMPER CANE SUGAR ROOT BEER 20L, 30L HOOK IT UP AND LET IT FLOW; IT’S BREWED AND IT’S CREAMY, FOAMY & TASTY! BARREL BROTHERS MOLASSES ROOT BEER 6/4/12oz THE BROTHERS HAD A BARREL OF FUN COMING UP WITH THIS ONE! A VERY MOLASSESSY ROOT BEER; TOTALLY UNIQUE AND DIFFERENT THAN THE ROOT BEERS YOU’RE ACCUSTOMED TO! WE HEARD THAT EVEN THE PEARSON BROTHERS GOT JEALOUS! FITZ’S StLouis ROOT BEER 24/12oz ROOT BEER, CREAM, GRAPE, ORANGE, DIET ROOT BEER, DIET CREAM, STRAWBERRT, ORANGE CREAM, GINGER ALE FROM FITZ’S AMERICAN DINER OF St. LOUIS, MISSOURI SINCE 1947. FITZ’S IS SO REFRESHING YOU’LL SWEAR YOU’RE SAILING UNDER THE FREINDSHIP ARCH! WAIALUA HAWAIIAN ROOT BEER 24/12oz WITH MAUI CANE SUGARMADE WITH MAUI CANE SUGAR WITH A HONEY-MOLLASSES ISLAND FLAVOR! IBC AMBER EMBOSSED LONGNECKS 4/6/12oz ROOT BEER, DIET ROOT BEER, CREAM SODA, BLACK CHERRY, CHERRY LIMEADE, TANGERINE CREAM! PEARSON BROS. OF SAN FRANCISCO 24/12oz LONGNECKS ROOT BEER, CREAM SODA OH, BROTHER! LEFT THEIR HEART TO MAKE ROOM FOR SODA! JACK BLACK’S DEAD RED ROOT BEER 24/12oz LONGNECKS SCARY ROOT BEER, BLUE CREAM, ORANGE STASH, AND BLOOD RED COLA!! JACK’S BACK! COOL MOUNTAIN GOURMET SODA FROM THE MIDWEST CHIEF LONGNECK’S GOT QUITE A PROGENY: ROOT BEER, BLACK CHERRY, BLUE RAZZBERRY, CREAM SODA, FROSTED LEMONADE, GREEN APPLE, MANGO, PEACH, STRAWBERRY, PEACH MORE FLAVORS THAN THE SYLLABLES OF OCONOMOWOC WISCONSIN! DADS OLD FASHIONED ROOT BEER SINCE 1937 IN AMBER LONGNECKS 24/12oz SWEETENED WITH CANE SUGAR ROOT BEER, CREAM, CREAMY RED, CREAMY ORANGE, BLUE CREAM, DIET DAD’S ROOT BEER IF IT ISN’T DAD’S, YOU’VE BEEN HAD! DAD’S WILL REMIND YOU OF THE GOOD OLDE DAYS!! CLOVER CLASSIC ROOT BEER FROM THE WINDY CITY CHICAGO 24/12oz ROOT BEER, CREAM, ORANGE A BETTER FIND THAN A 4-LEAF CLOVER! FROSTIE ROOT BEER SINCE 1939 ROOT BEER, BLUE CREAM, DIET ROOT BEER, CHERRY LIMEADE, ORANGE SODA, VANILLA ROOT BEER, GRAPE SODA, DIET CHERRY LIMEADE SODA FROSTIE, MAN… FROSTIE! NO SNOW JOB HERE! A GREAT VARIETY SO COLORFUL AND DELICIOUS IT’LL TURN A FALCON INTO A SNOWMAN! BUCKIN’ ROOT BEER FROM JACKSON HOLE SODA Co. WHEN WE RUN LOW WE TELL THE MOTHER TRUCKERS TO GO GET MORE BUCKIN’ ROOT BEER! BOYLANS ROOT BEER 6/4/12oz THE BOYLAN PEOPLE WERE MAKING BIRCH BEER BUT MANY PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT IT WAS SO THEY MADE ROOT BEER. BAUMEISTER ROOT BEER FROM WISCONSIN 24/12ozROOT BEER, CREAM, ORANGE IF YOU’RE A MASTER BUILDER, THIS IS YOUR DRINK AT BREAK TIME! TRIPLE XXX ROOT BEER FROM SAN ANTONIO TEXXXAS 24/12ozDON’T MESS WITH TEXXXAS! X MARKS THE SPOT THRICE WITH THIS FOAMY DRINK! 5-gallon KEGS OF VIRGIL’S SODAS ROOT BEER, BLACK CHERRY CREAM, ORANGE CREAM, DRAFT COLA, CREAM SODA HEAVEN COMES FROM A KEG! 30L OR 55L KEGS OF THOMAS KEMPER LOW-CALORIE ROOT BEER YOU’LL BE FOAMIN’ AT THE MOUTH BUT NOT GAINING WEIGHT! BRIAR’S ROOT BEER FROM NEW JERSEY 6/4/12oz & 12/1L BARREL BOTTLES ROOT BEER, BIRCH BEER, RED BIRCH BEER, DIET ROOT BEER, GRAPE, DIET BLACK CHERRY, DIET CREAM, CREAM,, LEMON CREAM, ORANGE CREAM THEY SAY “BRIAR’S” RHYMES WITH “HIRES”! SPRECHER MICROBREWS IN 16oz AMBER BOTTLES FROM MILWAUKEE 6/4/16oz THIS ROOT BEER WILL MAKE MILWAUKEE FAMOUS! THE CREAM CITY OF WISCONSIN OFFERS BREWED ROOT BEER, CREAM SODA, ORANGE DREAM, GINGER ALE, LOW-CAL ROOT BEER, RAVIN’ RED, CHERRY COLA & PUMA KOLA! SPRECHEN SIE DEUTSCH UND TRINKEN SIE SPRECHER! WE EXPECT THE SALES TO SOAR IN KALIFORNIA ONCE OUR GOVERNATOR GETS A TASTE OF SPRECHER! AJ STEPHANS CANE SUGAR ROOT BEER FROM MASSACHUSETTS 24/12oz BOSTON’S BROWN-BOTTLED BUBBLIES ARE DA BOMB! ROOT BEER, SARSAPARILLA, GREEN LEMON-LIME, RASPBERRY LIME RICKEY, STRAWBERRY, BLACK CHERRY, WHITE BIRCH, BOSTON CREAM, AND NEW ENGLAND GINGER BEER! MASON’S KEG-BREWED STYLE ROOT BEER 24/12oz DON’T GIVE UP BEING A MASON! CANE-SUGAR SWEETENED IN THE OLDE ARKANSAS STYLE! DIET DAD’S ROOT BEER 24/12oz IN A LONGNECK BOTTLE WITH THE DESIGN FIRST USED IN 1971, NOW MADE WITH SUCRALOSE FOR DIABETIC DAD! GRAY’S WISCONSIN GOURMET SODAS 24/12ozROOT BEER, DIET ROOT BEER, CREAM, DIET CREAM, ORANGE, GRAPE, RASPBERRY CREAM, STRAWBERRY EMPIRE BOTTLING WORKS CANE SUGAR ROOTBEER & DIET ROOTBEER FROM RHODE ISLAND 24/12oz MADE IN RHODE ISLAND SINCE 1930! FAYGO ROOT BEER FROM DETROIT 4/6/12oz LONGNECKSIF THE CARS FROM DETROIT WERE AS POPULAR AS FAYGO, THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT! FILBERT’S REGULAR & DIET ROOT BEER FROM CHICAGO 24/12ozFILBERT’S IS A FAMILY-OWNED COMPANY OWNED BY PEOPLE WHOSE LAST NAME REALLY IS “FILBERT”! BLACK CHERRY, BLUE RASPBERRY, CHERRY, COLA, CREAM, DIET ROOT BEER, FRUIT PUNCH SODA, GINGER ALE, GRAPE, GRAPEFRUIT, LIME, “Mr. Newport” LEMON-LIME, ORANGE, PEACH, PINEAPPLE, ROOT BEER, SPARKLING WATER, STRAWBERRY, & WATERMELON! A BIG VARIETY FROM A SMALL FAMILY! SEA DOG ROOT BEER 24/12oz The Canine Maine Event THE SEA DOG ACCOMPANIES CAPT’N ELI AND THEY PROVIDE US WITH SOME FINE BREWS! PARTY KEGS OF VIRGIL’S BREWED ROOT BEER 5-Liters WHEN YOU WANT TO PARTY HEARTY AND THE THOMAS KEMPER KEG IS JUST TOO BIG! BIG QUART BOTTLES OF ROOT BEER 12/32ozBERGHOFF ROOT BEER, BERGHOFF DIET ROOT BEER, DOG N SUDS ROOT BEER FROM THE MIDWEST YOU CAN HAVE A 70’s MIDWEST RETRO PARTY WITH THESE ‘FAMILY SIZE’ QUART BOTTLES ALONG WITH GREEN RIVER TOO! OLDE BROOKLYN ROOT BEER 24/12ozWHADDYA WANT… IT’S FROM BROOKLYN! AND BROOKLYN IS AN ‘OLDE’ PLACE! C’MON! YOU’LL LOVE IT! DR. TIMA HONEY ROOT BEER 4/6/12oz ROOT BEER, GINGER ALE, KOLA, BLOOD ORANGE IN REAL LIFE DR. TIMA KEEPS MORE KOSHER THAN DR. BROWN! RIVER CITY ROOT BEER OF SACRAMENTO 24x12oz BLUE DOG GONE GOOD! EVEN OUR AUSTRIAN GOVERNOR WOULD PROBABLY LOVE RIVER CITY! MORE ROOT BEERS; WE HAVE SO MANY THEY DON’T ALL FIT ON JUST ONE PAGE! G33K B33R CAFFEINATED GUARANA ROOT BEER IN A BROWN BAWLS RIBBED BOTTLE 24/10ozWHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT BAWLS? IF YOU LIKE ROOT BEER AND WANT BAWLS STOP PLAYING GAMES AND GET YOUR HAND ON A GENUINE G33K B33R AND YOU’LL BE IN GAMER’S HEAVEN! IRON HORSE ROOT BEER 24/12oz LONGNECKS FROM MINNESOTAROOT BEER, BLACK CHERRY, ORANGE CREAM THEY CALL THESE BEVERAGES “POP” IN MINNESOTA BECAUSE IT WAS EITHER THAT OR CALLING THE STATE “MINNEPOP”!! THE SODA SOMMELIER OF REAL SODA DISCOVERED THIS YEARS AGO AND INFORMED MANY PEOPLE IN MINNESOTA WHO IN FACT WERE NOT AWARE OF THIS UNTIL OUR REVELATION.