Leaving No Trace: Our community respects the environment. We are committed to leaving no physical trace of our activities wherever we gather. We clean up after the Ten RadicalPrinciples Self-Expression: ourselves and endeavor, whenever Radical Inclusion: Anyone may Radical self-expression arises from possible, to leave such places in a be a part of Burning Man. the unique gifts of the individual. better state than when we found We welcome and respect the No one other than the individual them. stranger. No prerequisites exist for or a collaborating group can participation in our community. determine its content. It is offered Participation: Our community as a gift to others. In this spirit, the is committed to a radically Gifting: Burning Man is devoted to giver should respect the rights and participatory ethic. We believe that acts of gift giving. The value of a liberties of the recipient. transformative change, whether gift is unconditional. Gifting does in the individual or in society, can not contemplate a return or an Communal Effort: Our community occur only through the medium exchange for something of equal values creative cooperation of deeply personal participation. value. and collaboration. We strive to We achieve being through doing. produce, promote and protect Everyone is invited to work. Decommodification: In order to social networks, public spaces, Everyone is invited to play. We preserve the spirit of gifting, our works of art, and methods of make the world real through community seeks to create social communication that support such actions that open the heart. environments that are unmediated interaction. by commercial sponsorships, Immediacy: Immediate experience transactions, or advertising. We Civic Responsibility: We value civil is, in many ways, the most stand ready to protect our culture society. Community members who important touchstone of value in from such exploitation. We resist organize events should assume our culture. We seek to overcome the substitution of consumption for responsibility for public welfare barriers that stand between us and participatory experience. and endeavor to communicate a recognition of our inner selves, civic responsibilities to participants. the reality of those around us, Radical Self-Reliance: Burning They must also assume participation in society, and contact Man encourages the individual to responsibility for conducting events with a natural world exceeding discover, exercise, and rely on his in accordance with local, State, and human powers. No idea can or her inner resources. Federal laws. substitute for this experience. You would be so totally good at that! Magic eleves don’t make this The More You Know event happen. People like you Department Information do. Wanna learn more about Sessions how “it all works” from the Friday and Saturday people who do stuff and how you can help? Come to the first 3:00 pm to 4:00 pm ever volunteer info sessions! Participation Station Index/Staff/What is pdf? Grand UniFied Doc: Basics/glossary

GUD: ...... 2-15 The Grand Unified Document is the sum total to contribute to. This document contains Volunteer Central - AKA “Participation of all policies, rules, and regulations for Playa information participants need to sustain this Station”; a large temporary shelter located Basics: ...... 2-3 del Fuego. This updated version is presented in sincere experiment. We encourage all partic- next to the red stage. It has volunteer sched- Community standards: ...... 4-5 its entirety. A few minor edits have been made ipants, newbie to gnarled, to look over this ules and sign-ups, lost and found, ranger HQ for print, which are in italics. document and be reminded this experiment in and radios, copies of the WWW Guide, and Rules: ...... 5-6 collaborative community is not complete anar- a few shady seats. Good place to go with a Sound Policy: ...... 6-7 chy. Generally, if something is not covered in question. Playa del Fuego the GÜD, and it is legal in the larger world, it Public Health and Safety: . . . . . 8-10 Gate - The Gate is the portal through which Grand Unified is allowed at the event. you enter the event. The event has 2 gates, Amenities: ...... 13 Document Community Process — how the front and back. The front gate turns tickets GÜD evolves and valid IDs into official wristbands during Event/Site Guide: ...... 14 v3.3 May 2015 specific hours posted elsewhere. The back These policies were created by the Planning gate is next to the main parking lot and Planning Participation, Committee or the Board of Directors, which & Organization: ...... 14-15 features the Greeters. Always show your are all volunteer positions. Either a partic- wristband to the nice people working the gate Art: ...... 15-17 1. BASICS ipant submits a proposal to the Planning when you enter, leave, or bring them a cold Committee and the PC approves it, or not, or beverage/tasty snack. Ongoing events: ...... 17-20 What is Playa del Fuego the BOD makes a decision about something because there is a compelling safety/liability PONY - PONY stands for Planning and Thursday/Friday events: ...... 21-26 Playa del Fuego is the Mid-Atlantic Regional or future-of-the-event issue at stake. Once Organization Need You. It is the official online Saturday events: ...... 26-32 Burning Man Event. Events are held every something becomes an official event policy/ planning and discussion forum for Playa del spring and fall, on Memorial Day and procedure/rule via the BOD or PC, it goes Fuego. http://playadelfuego.org/pony. Sunday events: ...... 32-36. Columbus Day weekends. Playa del Fuego into the GÜD, which is compiled by humble PC - The Planning Committee makes the nuts is an experiment in collaborative community scribes. The best and easiest way to reach Theme camps: ...... 36-41 featuring art and music created by those who and bolts choices that run the event. The the PC is via the PONY. http://playadelfuego. Planning Committee is comprised of anyone Map: ...... 43 join us to participate. Attendees are known as org/pony. participants. There are no spectators at Playa and everyone who calls the Planning Meeting del Fuego; everyone collaborates in some way conference call or attends it in person. You GLOSSARY may attend as many or as few meetings as All content is subject to change. Content to create the event. Inspired by the Burning PDF - Playa del Fuego submitted before posted deadlines may be Man festival, it is a place for radical self- you like, however, your vote only counts for expression and an experiment in temporary MOOP - matter out of place, anything that is meetings you actually are a part of. Read edited for length or clarity, or may be left not indigenous the natural environment you more about the PC at the PONY. alone for the sake of Radical Self-Expression. community building. It is a place of accep- tance, inclusivity, and respect. It is organized are in, for example: litter, cigarette butts, PDF, Inc. - a Maryland not-for-profit corpora- Content submitted to the WWW or Theme entirely by volunteers. Art and entertainment glitter tion recognized by the IRS as a 501(c)3. Camp coordinator after posted deadlines are created solely by participants. There are Rangers - helpful people who rove about in BOD - Board of Directors. A dozen or so might not be included. We’re all volunteers. no concession stands. No cash transactions khaki with radios. They are neither cops, your unpaid volunteers in search of a hot tub in Apologies for spelling or other errors. The (except ice sales) are permitted at Playa del mom, nor required to wear utilikilts. which to sit and think. They also handle all WWW is not a newspaper; being printed here Fuego — even bartering is discouraged. This VNVMC/ The Vets - Viet Nam Veterans the boring legal parts of the event like taxes, does not make it true and it should not be is a sincere experiment in creating a gift Motorcycle Club, our hosts and landlords who insurance, liability, and adhering to our mis- economy. If you need something, ask for it. If used as the final authority on anything. refer to this place as FIRE BASE LLOYD. Be sion. you have it, gift it! There are no garbage cans; respectful of them. everyone is responsible for packing out their Comp Tickets - There are no comp tickets WWW STAFF garbage or throwing it into one of the handy Coordinator - A super-volunteer who doesn’t at PDF. Not even for volunteers, artists, DJs, just work a shift, they run an entire depart- the Planning Committee, or the Board of Editrix...... Vondervixen dumpsters. Playa del Fuego is a blank can- vas; expect nothing...bring everything. ment like DPW, PARKING, THEME CAMPS, or Directors. Key Comando...... Mess Fudget GATE. Reserve Tickets - These are used to ensure Event Location CB Radio Operator...... Karnak Burn - slang for a Burning Man-inspired event that people essential to the smooth opera- VNVMC Vietnam Veterans like ours. Burns are not music festivals. A tion of the event attend. Everyone approved Data Liaison...... Ranger Fumbles Motorcycle Club of Delaware few differences being: at burns there are no for a reserve ticket must still pay for it. Art 474 Flemings Landing Road Non www print stuff...... Whiplash spectators, burns follow The 10 Principles, Grant recipients also receive reserve tickets Townsend, DE 19734 and the pretty girls at burns aren’t dancing because art is central to our mission and Nearby Hospital ankle deep in a pile of beer bottles and cups. artists are bound by contract to be present at Help Wanted “Have a nice burn.” the event. Christiana Hospital Draw good? Got a scanner? Experienced 4755 Ogletown-Stanton Road 10 Principles - Burning Man’s version of the in publishing, project management, or Newark, DE 19718, 302-733-1000 10 Commandments, wherein you are per- working with printers? The all-volunteer mitted to covet your neighbor’s wife but not staff of the WWW is always looking for Community Expectations to litter or participate in cash activities like art and a helping hand. Drop us a line Playa del Fuego believes its participants want vending. And so very much more. See 10 [email protected], www-art@ to be good citizens. Getting to PDF can be a Principles in COMMUNITY STANDARDS. lot of hard work. We think people genuinely playadelfuego.org. care about the community they work so hard

2 The deadline to be included in the WWW is usually 4 weeks before opening Thursday. What, Where, When Guide | Playa del Fuego | October 2015 | Educate. Inform. Brainwash. 3 Grand UniFied Doc: Community Standards/Boundaries Grand UniFied Doc: Consent/rULES

2. COMMUNITY Boundaries and Consent - Being under the influence is not an excuse If/when you decide you want help, something Self-Expression and Cooperation require a for infringing on others boundaries. Consider is more intense or complicated than a minor STANDARDS social contract to make our event a safe your level of sobriety. Are you able to ask disagreement, or you or a friend might need place to play. These rules apply to everyone permission and respect others’ boundaries? help from an outside resource of any kind, PLAYA DEL FUEGO PRINCIPLES regardless of their gender or sexual orienta- Consider the other person’s level of sobriety. find/ask a Ranger (they are those funny Are they able to give consent? TIP: You can looking folks in khaki). If you don’t see one Self-Expression tion. Remember that not everyone wants your attention so be courteous and always ask for say that you would rather wait until you both wandering about, head over to Center Camp Our events foster an environment of creative consent. have your full judgment before doing anything where you will find Ranger Headquarters self-expression, where participants feel sup- you may regret later. (behind the Participation Station) and the ported to honestly express their inner selves What do we mean by consent? Consent is an Ranger Base Radio. There are instructions through artistic creation, performance, and in affirmative, unambiguous, and conscious deci- - Don’t hesitate to check in with others around you. If someone looks uncomfortable, posted near the radio on how to turn it on their social interactions. sion by each participant to engage in mutually and call for an available Ranger to meet you agreed-upon activity. The consent has to be don’t be afraid to say hello and ask how Self-Organization they’re doing. at Participation Station. We are ready and ongoing throughout any encounter. While waiting to help you have an awesome PDF! Our events foster an environment of self- consent is generally spoken about in terms - If you are uncomfortable, ask for help. We organization. The event is 100% volunteer of sexual activity, it extends beyond this at are a tight-knit community and look out for Interested in becoming a Ranger? Have you run. No one gets comp tickets. Everyone is PDF - we apply the same guidelines to taking each other. Look around — are friends close attended at least one PDF prior to this? If so, invited to plan. Everyone is invited to play. pictures of others, hugging, entering a camp’s by? Theme camps? Random people walking feel free to come by Ranger Headquarters Everyone is invited to work. The Planning private space, etc. around? Let them know that you aren’t com- on Friday night at 7 pm for Ranger Training, Meetings and Planning Committee are open or ask a Ranger to help you find Animal or While we strive to make PDF a safe place for fortable in the current situation. to everyone to attend. Snuggles, our On-Site Ranger Coordinators or everyone, assumptions can be made (some- - Rangers are trained in mediation techniques Mythic, Off-Site Ranger Coordinator. Accountability times from those who have never been to a and can diffuse any number of situations. In Our events foster an environment of personal Burn before) about what is acceptable and addition, if there is a violation of your bound- accountability, where we hold ourselves what is not. The following is PDF’s stance on aries, Rangers can intervene and will keep 3. RULES responsible for our own actions, and take consent and “best practices” for protecting a log of the incident in case the offending personal responsibility for meeting our own yourself and others. party continues this type of behavior. Assault Rules have consequences. The consequences needs, for the event itself, and for the event’s - NO always means NO. Only YES means YES. or repeated harassment may lead to ejection may include being ejected from the event impact on the world at large. Get an enthusiastic YES before proceeding from the event; reporting incidents helps us and/or being unable to attend future events. with anything that might infringe on someone spot predators. Rangers are the cool kids Cooperation else’s boundaries. walking around in khaki with walkie-talkies. Illegal Activity Our events foster an environment of cooper- Please note: Playa del Fuego, Inc. does not - After someone has said NO, cajoling, plead- - Practice saying YES as well as NO. We know ation, where participants work together to it can be challenging to communicate your condone ANY illegal activity. We create a resolve potential conflicts respectfully, to help ing, or any form of emotional blackmail is temporary city with its own rules. This city UNACCEPTABLE. feelings or boundaries verbally. And no one mediate conflicts between others, and to should assume they understand someone coexists within an area of real laws. Try to create art, performance, and social space on - YES can turn into a NO at anytime and that else’s body language. Being clear about what make that coexistence a peaceful one. Abide a larger scale than one person could alone. needs to be respected. You or the other you want or don’t want can help avoid situa- by all relevant local, state, and federal laws. If Additionally, participants seek to keep events person doesn’t have to go along with some- tions where boundaries are being violated. you see law enforcement officers, be nice to sustainable by volunteering, cleaning up after thing, even if it was previously agreed on. If them. PDF will cooperate with all local, county, themselves, and assuming personal responsi- you change your mind you should speak up, - Remember, respecting personal boundaries state, and federal officials. We all share an bility for conducting themselves in accordance and if someone else changes his/her mind includes taking pictures or video, as well as interest in having a smooth event. with local, state, and federal laws. you should act in accordance with that new physical and verbal interaction. boundary. Drinking and Driving TEN PRINCIPLES RANGERS ARE HERE TO HELP Don’t be stupid, motorized vehicles don’t At Playa del Fuego we follow the Ten - Before you assume someone wants your Rangers are not cops or your mom, but they mix with intoxication. Any ticket holder found Principles of Burning Man. See back cover. physical attentions, ASK. Being direct is OK. do want to try to ensure that everyone is hav- driving while intoxicated/under the influence This includes anything from hugs, spankings, ing the best burn possible. may be banned from the event for no less EXPECTATIONS AND BOUNDARIES kissing, etc. Some people do not want to than one year and possibly for life. There are be touched, and that should be respected. People who Ranger are usually those friends Community Expectations that you always know will be there for you. no plans to bring breathalyzers to PDF, so the Asking is expected protocol, and sexier than BOD reserves the right to ban participants Playa del Fuego is an experiment in com- you might think. Not respecting these bound- The PDF Rangers do their thing via the FLAME munity, ad-hocracy, and do-ocracy. Respect method: Find out, Listen, Analyze, Mediate, suspected of altered driving based on con- aries can be considered sexual assault, and cerns raised by members of the community. is fundamental to this community. Please will not be tolerated at the event. Explain. But you don’t need to be a Ranger respect yourself, other participants, and our to do this yourself! If something or someone A motorized vehicle is defined as a non- hosts. Participants can be held liable for - Respect the moment. Comfort levels vary at is bothering you, try to talk to that person human powered vehicle and includes cars, endangering or injuring other participants or different times and with different people. Even calmly and work it out. If something doesn’t RVs, buses, art cars, tractors, go-karts, golf their property. Please plan all projects and if a person seems comfortable with one per- seem right to you, ask about it — Find out carts, scooters, and similar devices. activities accordingly and use common sense. son touching them does not mean they are what’s going on. You may discover it’s not Playa del Fuego operates on a gift economy. It OK with everyone touching them. really a problem, or you may discover that it is is expected everyone contributes to the com- - If you’re not sure if what you’re about to and that you either need to make a request, munity in some meaningful way and gives as do is OK, either where you are, or who you or explain one of our few rules and see if you much as they receive. There are many ways to are with, ask. Not everything is a good idea can recruit that person to help you respect it. give; do not limit yourself to material gifts. everywhere.

4 The deadline to be included in the WWW is usually 4 weeks before opening Thursday. What, Where, When Guide | Playa del Fuego | October 2015 | Educate. Inform. Brainwash. 5 Grand UniFied Doc: rangers/Sound Policy Grand UniFied Doc: Sound Policy

Off-Limit Areas Scalped and Counterfeit Tickets b. The use of electronically amplified sound to the Sound Patrol, Sound Marshal, PDF The Viet Nam Veterans Motorcycle Club of Scalped and counterfeit tickets violate core between the hours of 10 PM and 10 AM shall BOD member, or Ranger (such that they may Delaware (VNVMC), who owns the land on principles of our event and are not toler- only be permitted to those approved by the contact the responsible parties by radio) as which we camp, has indicated that the fol- ated. Scalped and counterfeit tickets are Sound Marshall and/or Sound Committee quickly as possible. lowing areas are 100% off-limits. PDF is not void and will not be accepted for admittance prior to the event through the Sound Camp If you are approached by anyone about a responsible for what happens to you if you or exchanged for a wristband. Wristbands Application on the PDF Website. perceived sound policy violation, you MUST disrespect these areas. At a minimum, obtained with scalped or counterfeit tickets or c. The use of subwoofers, woofers, or any IMMEDIATELY CORRECT or CEASE the activity, you will be forced to leave: in any other nefarious manner will be voided device capable of producing sound at or only after which you may reach out to the Anything to the left of the gravel drive is and the wearer ejected. below 100Hz is not permitted between the Sound Patrol or Sound Marshal to resolve the off-limits except the showers and porta- No Nudity within Sight of Gate hours of 10 PM and 10 AM. issue. potties next to the showers only. Stay to Our landlords, the VNVMC, requires that all d. Quiet Camping Areas – The Front Field and b. Any camp or individual who wishes to have the right of the road at all other times. participants within view of the gates, using Back Field open camping areas are desig- amplified sound between the hours of 10 PM The Clubhouse - a yellow and white building the porta potties at the front gate, outside nated as Quiet Camping. The use of genera- and 10 AM must apply through the Sound located between the showers and pavilion. the gates, in the parking lot, or off the prop- tors, loud musical instruments (horns, drums, Camp Application form on the PDF Web Page etc.), or any other disruptive sound generation before the Theme Camp Placement deadline. The Flagpole - located at the right edge of the erty, dress accordingly – that means modestly. If you can be seen from the road or a neigh- is not permitted between the hours of 10 PM The Sound Marshal and their designees will gravel road and is near the clubhouse. It is and 10 AM. limit the number of approved applications as surrounded by a fence and is clearly marked. boring home, you should be properly attired for a public setting. Meaning there should they see fit. The helicopter, its stand, and the miscella- IV. Roles be nothing about your attire that allows oth- VI. Enforcement neous bombs and ammo boxes surrounding it. ers to see parts of your body the law does a. PDF Board of Directors (BOD): The PDF BOD has ultimate authority to turn down or Individuals and Camps are required to comply Any buildings, closed fields, or fields with not normally allow to be displayed in public. off any and all sound as deemed necessary with any Turn-Down request made by anyone animals in them. Generally, if you can see the road or the “out- side world” make sure you are covered. for the security of the event. as per “The Sound Rule” until the issue has Just because it isn’t on the above list, does b. Sound Marshal: The Sound Marshal is been investigated by a member of the Sound not mean you are allowed there. Use good Sound Policy responsible for PDF-wide compliance with the Patrol, the Sound Marshal, or a member of judgment. the PDF BOD. I. Purpose Sound Policy and has the authority to turn VNVMC Sovereignty at Event Once upon a time, the Viet Nam Veterans down or off any and all sound as deemed b. Individuals and Camps are required to com- There are unique benefits that come from Motorcycle Club was far enough away from necessary, with deference to members of the ply with any Turn-Down or Turn-Off order as holding our event on the VNVMC site but they the rest of the world that we were provided BOD, or to a quorum of the BOD if the Sound made by a member of the Sound Patrol, the are not without a few strings. Our landlords, some insulation from worrying about how our Marshal is a member of the BOD. Sound Marshal, or a member of the PDF BOD. the VNVMC, reserve the right to object to event impacted the community around us. c. Sound Sponsors: Camp Leaders, individ- This order may be made for any reason from actions of our participants and ask those par- Over time Playa del Fuego has found itself uals designated by a Camp Leader, or an Sound Policy violations to formal complaints ticipants to cease the offending activity imme- with a variety of neighbors who have a variety individual bringing amplified sound to a PDF lodged against the event from local residents diately, with no discussion. In other words, if of tolerance levels for sound playing 24 hours event responsible for sound levels generated or county officials. the Vets say so, it is so. The Vets’ demands a day. PDF has joined the list of regional by their sound system who will remain readily VII. Sanctions supersede anything that may be contained in events that are trying different measures and available within earshot of said system while Sanctions for violations of the Sound Policy this document or may seem otherwise OK in sound policies in order to find the right bal- it is in use. may include, but are not limited to: Turn-Down the larger world. ance between the needs of the Burners who d. Sound Patrol: The Sound Patrol are volun- or Turn-Off orders lasting anywhere up to the come to PDF and the community around the teers tasked with enforcement of the above remainder of the event, removal of the offend- Event Entry event. The Playa del Fuego (PDF) Sound Policy restrictions during a PDF event with the ing sound source from the event, prohibition is intended to protect of the longevity of PDF Wristbands authority to temporarily turn down any sound of the sound source from future events, or events by establishing standards for the con- Everyone is required to wear wristbands. causing a perceived violation of the sound immediate eviction of one or more individuals trol of noise pollution extending beyond the Anyone found without a wristband will be policy, reporting as necessary to the Sound as deemed necessary by the PDF BOD. boundaries of said events. ejected. Replacements can be acquired at the Marshall for further intervention or policy dis- Front Gate during ticketing hours. If someone II. Scope pute resolution. Photography and Video asks to see your wristband, it’s cool, just Individuals retain legal rights to the use of This policy applies to any individual, group, e. PDF Attendees: Any attendee of a PDF show them. their images, and the use of any media for instrument, or device (instrument, installation, event who perceives a violation of the Sound commercial purposes is strictly forbidden speaker system, generator, etc.) producing Policy from an individual or camp may invoke Re-entry without the express written permission of audible or sub-audible sound within and “The Sound Rule,” as described in the If you leave the event site, even to just get Playa del Fuego, Inc. and any subjects of the during a PDF event. Procedures section below. something from your car, and wish to re-enter, photographs and video. you must be wearing a wristband. III. Restrictions V. Procedures Photographers may not photograph anyone Gate Crashing and Sneak-ins a. All sound at PDF events shall be limited to a. The Sound Rule: Anyone who suspects who requests not to be photographed, and Gate crashing and sneaking in violates core a predetermined decibel (dB) level, measured another individual or camp is in violation of must destroy any existing images at the sub- principles of our event and are not tolerated. at 50’ from the source of the sound, depen- the Sound Policy and may pose as a distur- ject’s request, even if prior consent had been Gate crashers and sneak-ins will be treated dent on the time of day, as follows: bance to the event’s landlord’s neighbors granted. like anyone else without a wristband and be 10 AM – 10 PM: 80dB may approach them IMMEDIATELY with their It is prohibited to take pictures in a camp or ejected. 10 PM – Midnight: 74dB concern. If satisfactory action is not taken of a person that has posted a “No Photos” Midnight – 10 AM: 68dB to correct the issue, please report the issue sign, or at an event where a “no photos” 6 The deadline to be included in the WWW is usually 4 weeks before opening Thursday. What, Where, When Guide | Playa del Fuego | October 2015 | Educate. Inform. Brainwash. 7 Grand UniFied Doc: RUles/Public Health and Safety Grand UniFied Doc: Public Health and Safety

policy has been announced. The slip and judgment should be used regarding appro- for the ashes to cool for safe disposal. Cool Dumpsters slide ALWAYS is a no photo event. priate volunteer tasks for minors. However, ashes get dumped in the ASH DUMP. Hot Dumpsters are a luxury at PDF that exist minors may not ranger or be responsible for ashes in the dumpster will set the dumpster at the insistence of our hosts; most burns Guidelines for Photograph­ers: checking IDs at the gate for legal and safety on fire. The horror. The horror. are pack-it-in-pack-it-out. Dumpsters are for We expect photographers to be open about reasons. Coordinators and shift leads have household type trash only. If it does not fit in their activities. If someone is seen trying to the right to remove unsupervised minors from Fire Lanterns are Forbidden a trash bag, it should not go in a dumpster. hide that they are taking pictures, malicious tasks or shifts at their discretion, if a situa- Fire lanterns, aka Chinese fire lanterns, aka No furniture, large items, or spooky chemi- intent may be assumed. tion becomes unsafe or problematic. sky lanterns, are prohibited. They are flying, cals are allowed in the dumpster. Do not put Photographers obtain permission to take flaming MOOP whose trajectory can’t be con- ashes in the dumpster ‑— they belong in If you have additional questions or concerns trolled or predicted. pictures of individuals. This permission would about children or minors at the event, please the Ash Dump. Hot ashes set the dumpster ideally be obtained beforehand. However, if look for more info at our Website. Safety, Extinguishers, on fire. Seriously, no one wants to deal with a great candid shot presents itself, a digital a flaming dumpster. Dumpsters are a huge photographer may choose to “shoot first,” and and Spinners expense — billed by weight, so please bring ask permission afterwards. He/she is still 4. PUBLIC HEALTH All flame must be attended at all times. This home as much as you can or minimize what obligated to erase the picture if the subject includes campfires, tiki torches, fire spinning, you bring. One way to bring less trash is to does not approve. AND SAFETY candles, or any other open flame. If you build remove excess packaging before you come. a fire or light a flame it is your responsibility A photographer may take a picture of groups See ASH DUMP, LEAVE NO TRACE, NO PUBLIC Porta Potties to monitor it and ensure its safety. Bring TRASH CANS. of people, or of artwork with people nearby, in a fire extinguisher. Fire spinning without a a public area that has no specified prohibition If it wasn’t made by your body, don’t put it in the potty. Your wastes and 1-ply toilet paper safety is prohibited. Ash Dump against it, without asking permission of all the Spent ashes go in the ash dump, not the people that incidentally appear in the shot. are the only things that should be in the pot- Burnable Art ties. “Flushable” baby wipes, tampons, food, dumpster. The location of the ash dump has However, it is expected that the photographer Burning art is part of our culture at PDF. It is beer bottles, etc. clog the hose of the pottie changed now and then. Ask a Ranger, DPW, will exercise judgment about the content of a symbolic celebration of the cycle of life and truck, damage the pottie truck, make the pot- or smartie-pants where it is. Wise campers their photographs, and will obtain consent death—we don’t dwell in what we’ve done so tie man’s life difficult, and may result in our stop their fires early Sunday evening so their whenever practical. much as we celebrate what we can do. potties not getting emptied on schedule. Also, ashes are cold during Pack Out on Monday. If a photographer is perceived to be violating potties are not trash cans. Do not abandon IF YOU PLAN ON BRINGING ART THAT YOU these rules, guidelines, or the community your trash on the floor or bench of a potty. WANT TO BURN: you must contact the Recycling trust, they may be confronted by any mem- See LEAVE NO TRACE, MOOP, and THERE ARE Burning Art Coordinator in advance for There are several recycling centers near the ber of the community. If the problem cannot NO PUBLIC TRASH CANS. approval and coordination, burningart-lead@ shopping centers in town. Participants are be resolved, ask a Ranger to help mediate. playadelfuego.org. encouraged to collect their recycling and drop Ultimately, someone violating PDF rules or FIRE, BURN BARRELS, and it off at one of these centers, or bring it home There is no guarantee that your art will burn. for your local pickup. interfering with other’s safety and enjoyment BURNING ART Plan other creative ways to destroy your art of the event may be evicted. Fireworks that are less reliant on the weather. Water as a “Trace” Let the Reveler be Wary Fireworks of any kind are prohibited in the state Don’t ever throw toxic or dangerous things Water leaves a trace and should be used Despite the Playa del Fuego photography pol- of Delaware and are not welcome at the VNVMC. into any fire. thoughtfully. Private “sun” and other types of icy, Playa del Fuego cannot be held responsi- showers, kiddie pools, vigorous washing up, ble if a photo of you appears in public. Firewood GARBAGE dishwashing, and other large water uses are Firewood is included in your ticket price. It is No Public Trash Cans discouraged and should only be used when available while supplies last. Participants are Minors and Children Burn barrels are not trash cans. There are no a plan on how to disperse the water properly For the protection of minor children and in welcome to take as much firewood as they is in place. In general, small amounts of gray need from the main stack near the where public trash cans at this event. At all times, accordance with DE law, any minor child at all places on the site, you are responsible water should be dumped into existing ditches attending this event must be accompanied by the Pony burns. Don’t take wood once it is on the site. Gray water should not be dumped stacked under the Pony effigy. for the trash you create. Don’t ask someone someone with legal authority to make deci- if they have a trash can — they don’t. onto the ground in areas where people are sions for the minor or child. Sharing is much cooler than hoarding and that camping. Be especially careful using water A minor is anyone under the age of 18. includes wood, too. Help keep greeters and Leave No Trace near roads and pathways. Muddy paths are gate volunteers warm and safe at night by not Leave no trace is an important but simple a nuisance and can be a safety hazard. See You are solely responsible for the care, super- taking wood from the front and back gates principle of our community. The goal is to LEAVE NO TRACE. vision, and well-being of the minor AT ALL where burn barrels provide warmth, safety, leave no trace of our amazing event. If pos- TIMES. The accompanying guardian must sign and a welcoming beacon. Have something sible leave things in better condition than we Pools an event waiver of liability for the minor. that burns a lot of wood? Consider bringing found them. That means to not leave trash, Pools by definition are any body of water used There may be activities that are not suitable some of your own wood. Because there are cigarette butts, poop, feathers, sofas, bacon explicitly or in some part to bathe, swim, or for children or behavior that you may not wish evil insect species going around AND it is a grease, beer cans, glitter, or sequins behind cool off. your children to see. Do not expect anyone Delaware state law, only bring wood from a when we leave. That means to not harm Pools filled with liquid are only allowed in per- to censor their behavior because children are local Delaware vendor. the environment by scorching the ground by sonal or theme camp areas. They can not be present. Only build fires in burn barrels or other suit- burning something improperly, or altering or placed in communal areas. Inability to take care of the minors you bring able containers that are elevated off the destroying trees or existing structures. We All gray water must be dealt with appropriately to the event can result in ejection ground to prevent ugly, dead, permanent, burn also don’t leave problems for other people to and in accordance to event policy. That is, deal with. Minors volunteering: In general, parents’ best scars. Build your last fire with enough time it cannot be dumped out on the ground and

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must either be packed out or disposed of caffeine dehydrate you; it is not water. Water More information about departments including events happen and keep PDF Inc. (a 501c3 at an appropriate drain location. If you don’t is not sold at the event (except in the form of Department Coordinator Contact information non-profit) humming the other 50 weeks out know where an appropriate spot is, it is YOUR ice), so bring all the water you will need. We can be found at www.playadelfuego.org. of the year. They are also responsible for responsibility to find out. See WATER AS A strongly recommend a minimum of 3 gallons/ shaping the long-term vision of what PDF will TRACE. per/day. Signs of dehydration: Art Grants or can be in the future, as well as how it fits The mission of the Art Grants Committee is All filled pools must be either attended by an • Feeling uncharacteristically cranky in to the greater burn and arts communities, to promote participatory and unique art at both regional and national. adult 18 years or older or somehow locked up • Rapid or sudden weight loss Playa del Fuego through funding. Art enables or fenced in at all times. • Increasing thirst humans to grow and thrive and learn and Board Nominations & love. The best art projects provoke thought, Interns and Volunteer hours Vending/Gifting • Dry mouth Vending of any kind is not allowed. This feelings, movement, and participation by all For information about Board Nominations & includes promotion of other events. Gifting • Cessation of sweating who wish to join in. Art Grants Committee is Interns and Volunteer hours visit playadelfuego.org. dedicated to providing small grants to help does not equal bartering, nor are you entitled • Weakness or lightheadedness (particularly defray participants’ cost of creating art for Communications to anything. It’s only a gift when offered freely; if worsening on standing) taking something because you want it is still Playa Del Fuego. Anyone may join the Art Wish there was a What Where When for the • Darkening of the urine or a decrease in uri- theft at PDF. Ask permission before taking or Grants Committee, and anyone can apply rest of the year? Regularly check our website, nation (drink enough water to “piss clear”) touching anything or anyone. for an Art Grant. For complete information, playadelfuego.org. To connect with the commu- application and deadlines go to www. nity outside the event, you can participate in Generators playadelfuego.org. any or all of the following communities (and 6. PLANNING, many others besides): Generators must be attended at all times Art when running, because generators are a fire PARTICIPATION, AND • playadelfuego.tribe.net hazard. Generators create many types of pol- ORGANIZATION One of the greatest ways to participate in lution, including noise pollution, and should the PDF community is to create art. You • facebook.com/groups/4288891886 don’t have to apply for an Art Grant, you can • [email protected] be used thoughtfully. Generators should be There is a vast hive of activity behind the super- boxed to minimize their polluting effects. If a just bring some, announce it in the What slick, seamless production that is Playa del Where When, and enjoy the adulation of your • [email protected] generator must be used, it should be sited Fuego. We would LOVE to have your help! Here’s in such a way to minimize its effect on neigh- community. If you would like special place- • [email protected] the skinny on the world behind the curtain. ment of your art in a public space, or are in bors and the community. • [email protected] Volunteer need of other resources, please contact the No Dogs Burning- or Non-Burning Art Coordinator, as More information can also be found at This event is 100% run by volunteers. There appropriate. playadelfuego.org or join in the discussion at Dogs are prohibited (with the exception of are no comp tickets. The volunteer opportuni- service animals) at the event due to the pres- the Playa del Fuego PONY discussion board ties are varied. To sign up online for one of the PDF Planning (Planning and Organization Needs You!) you ence of local dogs and a history of territorial below (except Board), go to playadelfuego.org. issues. Playa Del Fuego takes year-round effort from can find the link to the PONY at the top of our Greeters and Parking Patrol: responsible for volunteers. To get involved or see what is Website. welcoming participants to the event and maxi- going on our various planning and volunteer 5. GUIDELINES mizing our limited parking. boards see www.playadelfuego.org/pony. Mayor Each event there is a Mayor. What the heck Our Planning Committee is composed of Rangers: not cops or your mom, but always is the Mayor of PDF? Pretty simple - besides Not rules, but friendly suggestions to make anyone who would like to attend a meeting, available to help mediate problems when getting to wear a really spiffy hat, the Mayor things easier on you and everyone else. either in person or by calling in to the plan- needed, or help you find the resources you is just a member of the board whose job it ning meeting conference call. No invitation is need to take care of yourself. is to listen to the community members for Social Media necessary, join in! In our community consent is key so please, DPW/Moop Clean-Up: responsible for finding concerns, ideas, topics for everyone to con- never post photos of other people to social errant MOOP at the end of the event and Board sider, complaints, worries, bribes. You can, of media unless those people have consented to making it go away. The PDF board of directors, AKA BOD, is course, talk to any board member any time, but the Mayor is someone who has made have their photos posted online. Many people Participation Station: always available with made up of members of the PDF community themselves conspicuous for your convenience. in our community have sensitive jobs or family helpful information and to help you participate who have agreed to increase their level of If you have any questions or concerns (or lives and a careless post could potentially do in volunteering. liability on behalf of the community. They’re something like jeopardize a career, make a not a shady, evil cabal, and they like to talk bribes), please look for the Mayor. This event Board: responsible for legal aspects of the messy divorce messier, or who knows what to you. If you would like to contact the board, the The Mayor is Lizard, aka “the radio guy.” event and for the burden of deciding when a else. Also, by posting images on most social email them at [email protected]. Look for his thick brown hair, fire equipment, media sites you give ownership of those pho- participant eviction is necessary. and indestructible looking white truck rv and The PDF Board of Directors handles the legal tos to the social media sites. Theses sites Stage: where you can perform for an audi- listen for his wonderful deep voice. side of the organization. They maintain the retain those photos even if you delete them. ence. Everyone wants a turn, so please don’t website, manage PDF funds, purchase event It is understandable to want to share images hoard stage time. insurance and supplies (potties, wood, struc- and the myriad feelings they evoke, just be 7. EVENT/SITE GUIDE Lamplighters: the solemn folks who light our tures, etc...), file tax documents, etc... The thoughtful and get consent first when using way at night. day-to-day planning of the event (dog bans, images of people. How to get to the event what to do when There are many other ways to contribute too. budget decisions, ticket cap, and so on) is you get there. It is always advisable to read Hydration Check the official event board, PONY, for other handled by the planning committee. this part in advance, because the effects of Dehydration is a very serious risk at PDF; volunteer opportunities www.playadelfuego. They do all of the routine paperwork and legal playa-brain can set in rapidly. DRINK WATER, and lots of it. 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Early Entry Policy bring your ticket number in some form. The Greeting pre-registered and remain parked. If you General entry does not begin until 5 pm. Greeter station does not have copies of tick- Once you’ve gotten wristbands and parked have any questions about parking or art cars Those who arrive early can not wait in the ets nor can they look them up. If you don’t your car, head inside and you will be greeted please email [email protected]. parking lot until 4 pm on Thursday. Those have a ticket, please don’t loiter at the gate by our dedicated greeter team inside the helping with setup must be pre-registered looking for a miracle. We love you, but prac- back gate. The greeters’ mission is to give Re-entry to do so. Carpoolers attached to registered ticing Radical Self-Reliance means you don’t you hugs, a What Where When event guide, If you leave the event site — even to just volunteers will no longer be allowed early come until you can (need a ticket? Visit the explain the 10 principles, spank virgins, get something from your car — and wish to entry unless they too have pre-registered. An ticket board on the PONY!). answer any simple questions your may have, re-enter, you must be wearing a wristband. early entry coordinator will manage the list of Your ticket will be scanned and your ID and provide information (like where to volun- AMENITIES volunteers and help direct setup on site. Early checked. You must present photo identifi- teer, nudge-nudge). Spanking is optional, but volunteers must agree to follow the direction cation at the gate. Special wristbands are (butt!) it is always appropriate to approach a Water of the early entry coordinator and/or depart- issued to persons under the age of 21; those Greeter bearing gifts. There usually is water available in 3 places. mental coordinators before being permitted to without ID will be issued a minor wristband. Exact location subject to change. Look for set up personal camps. All minors must be accompanied by a legal Temporary Unloading Passes blue flags on site to mark the water: parent or guardian. So that everyone gets a chance to come in • Near the Pavilion and sink Ticketing Hours and unload in a timely manner, your tem- New arrivals are welcome for ticketing during Your wristband will be put on by a member porary unloading pass allows you no more • Near the former horse barn the following hours. Those already with a of the ticket team tight enough that it will than 30 minutes to unload your vehicle. If • Between Field 5 and 6. wristband may come and go at will. not slide off. Participants must wear this you leave your vehicle inside longer than 30 wristband while on-site for the duration of the Please be mindful of mud as MOOP - don’t Thursday: 5 pm - Friday 2 am minutes, you may be towed. If you return event. If a wristband breaks or is removed, your pass in less than 30 minutes, parking is leave hoses running to create hazardous Friday: 9 am - Saturday 2 am it may be replaced from within the gates by free! Unload your equipment and return your swamps. See also LEAVE NO TRACE, WATER AS A TRACE Saturday: 9 am - Saturday 8 pm (Closed for exchanging the broken band for a new one vehicle. Do not hunt down all your friends or Pony Burn) at the gate. If you are concerned about it set up your camp now. Communicate with Ice being a hazard while spinning fire, you should your campmates in advance so that you may Sunday: CLOSED (if you show up Sunday, you Ice is available to purchase from the Vets. remove it and exchange it when you are done proceed directly to where you plan to camp. will still be able to get your wristband, you will Bring cash, small bills are appreciated. spinning, cover it with something, or possibly But please, only drive on marked roads, for just have to wait for a GOD to come to the wear it on your ankle. everyone’s safety! gate). Showers You will then be directed to the back for park- Once you unload your vehicle, return promptly There are 2 sets of showers on site. They are Monday: CLOSED ing, drop off, and greeting. to the front gate, return your parking pass, a luxury. Be brief to conserve water, especially Getting There and collect your license. When returning your hot water, as supplies are limited. No elec- Parking trical outlets are available at the showers. For directions visit playadelfuego.org. passes please pull over to the side of the road The parking station is located on the out- and do not block traffic coming in or out of the All personal items brought into the shower ADMISSION side of the back entrance in the back field. event. Someone at the greeter station will then including toiletries, garments, and trash must When you enter the property please follow be taken with you when you leave the shower. When You First Arrive give you directions to the back lot where you the signs to the main lot. Once through the should park as directed. You should not park See LEAVE NO TRACE, MOOP, THERE ARE NO Pull off the road into the driveway and pro- overflow/large truck lot you will be greeted in the front lot unless directed to do so by PUBLIC TRASH CANS. Generally, the cinder ceed to temporary parking as directed by the by one of our flaggers who will ask to see someone at the greeter station. block hut with stalls near the Vet’s yellow parking volunteers. DO NOT park or remain your wristbands and whether you are parking building is single sex, single user. Co-ed and stopped in the road or driveway. There is on-site or need to enter the event for drop- On-Site Parking Passes co-showers are more easily accommodated other traffic coming and sometimes going ping off your gear. On-site vehicle passes are available on a in the large open showers near field 4, next fast. We do not want to risk an accident or Parking on-site: It is important to follow the first-come, first-serve basis, determined via to the red barn. At the cinder block showers, complaints about traffic being obstructed. Not flaggers and park where they ask you to in pre-registration with the parking coordinator. people wishing to shower together, or shower only could these problems result in people order to maximize the number of available Only vehicles such as RVs, vans, trucks (with on the opposite gender’s side should ask being injured or killed in car accidents, but at parking spaces. If there is not a flagger, caps), and campers are permitted to be consent of all those they would be showering the very least they will attract police attention please follow signs and avoid parking in road- parked on-site for sleeping. Otherwise, you with. Our event is inclusive to all genders and and upset the local community. ways or paths. need to sleep in a tent, yurt, cardboard box, sexual orientations, and that includes the or whatever. Sleeping in your car in the park- showers, too. Don’t like it? Come back later. Ticket Booth Drop offs: If you are dropping off your gear, ing lot is strictly prohibited. If someone is making you uncomfortable in please follow the flaggers’ instructions to This is the business end of PDF, and it can be the showers, or anywhere at the event, or is proceed to the parking tent to receive a tem- Please park your vehicle where instructed a bit of a circus during peak times. Please be acting without your consent, speak up, let ready with everything you need and be patient porary parking pass. to by the volunteers at the gate. Once it is parked on site, your vehicle must stay there them know. If that doesn’t help, ask a ranger while the ticket takers do what they need to NOTE: Passes are for 30 minutes only. Please until you leave the event — you cannot drive to FLAME the situation. do. It’s a great time to practice the zen art of do not stay on site with your car for more it out and re-enter. On-site parking passes will patience, start de-stressing, and make friends than 30 minutes and fer goodness’ sake, Local Supplies be issued and must be displayed at all times. with the folks in line next to you. remember to pick up your license! While we The shopping center at the intersection of If you did not pre-register, do not arrive at the try our best to get your license back to you if 301 and 299 includes a major hardware Each participant should come to the Front event planning to park at your campsite or you forget it, we are not responsible for your store, a big-box discount department store, Gate with a state-issued ID and a copy of sleep in your vehicle. their ticket. It’s also acceptable to have a license if it is left at the event. The Logbook a grocery store, a drugstore, a dollar store, written down unique barcode number in lieu will be put away Sunday evening! Art Cars and several restaurants. The shopping center of the actual printed out ticket, but you MUST Art cars are permitted on site but must be at 896 and 301 just south of 95 includes 12 The deadline to be included in the WWW is usually 4 weeks before opening Thursday. What, Where, When Guide | Playa del Fuego | October 2015 | Educate. Inform. Brainwash. 13 Grand UniFied Doc: Amenities/Preparation Grand UniFied Doc: Preparation/art

a grocery store and other stores. Many new are severe and a carry in/carry out situation Recommended: strip malls have been built in the Middletown could happen. • Shade structures, umbrellas, parasols, Art area in the recent years. sheets; things to break the cruel mid-day PREPARATION sun or keep you dry in the rain Art is central to the mission and experience Pavilion Really Radical Self-Reliance of Playa del Fuego. All participants are Feel free to use the pavilion for cooking, • Rebar to keep the above structures firmly welcome to apply for an Art Grant. Watch the Playa del Fuego is an exercise in radical rooted to mother earth dining, and playing, but please practice self-reliance. Bring everything you are going website for details and deadlines. Leave No Trace and clean up after yourself to need, including food, water, shelter, basic • Ice chest(s) to store your perishable foods “Thank You” to every artist who made work when you are done. Do not leave behind medications, and hygiene products. Gifts are and beverages for this event. leftover food for the taking — the best way a wonderful expression of community, but you • A cooking stove to get rid of leftovers is to “take them for a must take responsibility for your own survival walk” and offer them to other people. If the • Cash for ice sales, the Vets prefer small bills Ark of the Covenant and well-being. Do not show up expecting the Artist: William Bourne pavilion is not kept clean, pavilion privileges • Earplugs, not everyone will sleep when you do community to take care of you. We have ded- Art Grant Recipient may be lost. The yellow building adjacent to icated volunteers who are also EMTs on site, • Eye shade eye pillow, see above The original Ark as described in Exodus the Pavilion belongs to our landlords and is but they are an emergency resource only. Do strictly off limits. See LEAVE NO TRACE, MOOP, not rely on them for basic OTC medications. • Insect bite and sunburn treatment/medi- was a chest containing a set of stone THERE ARE NO PUBLIC TRASH CANS. cation tablets that the commandments were What to Bring Stage • Watertight protective bags, like heavy inscribed upon. In Raiders of the Lost Ark, it was portrayed as a powerful artifact The stage is available every day until mid- Necessities: Ziplocs, for cameras, electronic gear, etc. night. Slots are first come, first serve, but if • Bedding and shelter of some type (a good • Blinky lights, toys, magical fabulousness, capable of great destruction. Our version you come first, please don’t hog all the slots. camp tent is recommended, along with handmade, and heartfelt and swell stuff is a little less destructive, but just as mag- Sign up online in advance of the event. Those sleeping bags) to share; anything you think would make ical. While on display the lid will be open with stage time may want to consult an event • Three gallons of water per person per day things more fun for you and your fellow to allow people to place objects or notes guide to see if their time coincides with other (for drinking, dishwashing, food prep, etc.). PDFians. inside before its closed and its funeral events, like art burns. PDF org provides sound Keep a bottle of water with you at all times • Pre-moistened towelettes, aka baby wipes, procession to the burn site begins as part equipment. Any other equipment needed by of the temple burn. Please make sure any • Enough food and beverages for your entire handy wipes performers is up to the performer to provide. items placed inside meet the burnable art party for the length of your stay • Spray bottle (for misting) When signing up, be sure to include your email guidelines. information, as slots assigned to just a name • All required prescriptions, contact lens sup- • Rope, string, duct tape, zip ties Location: Burning Art Area may not be honored due to the coordinator plies, toiletries, etc. • Fuel for stoves, generators, mutant vehi- being unable to communicate with them. • First aid kit cles, etc. CHURCH Artist: Saturnalia WEATHER AND CONDITIONS • Single-ply toilet paper (the port-a-potties • Rain hat, rain gear only get serviced once a day) Art Grant Recipient Be Prepared for Weather Extremes • Sun hat Come dance, play, meditate, relax, and • Garbage bags (more than enough for all of Our event is held rain or shine. It has been • Seating, because you can’t dance forever worship with the Divine Presence which held during Nor’Easters, severe thunder- your garbage—it’s good to bring extra for manifests itself in each being, in every MOOP that accumulates during the event) • Simple tool kit and a sewing kit storms, coastal flooding, plagues of insects, moment. Just as the Ancient Ones created and record heat and cold. A shade or rain • Can or bottle opener if bringing cans or bot- • Abundant amounts of whatever makes your structure can be helpful and shared with the temple at Chichen Itza from a diverse tles that need opening life better: beer, bacon, chocolate, coffee, blend of cultural diffusion, so CHURCH has neighbors. Be sure to properly stake or rebar lift, etc. any structures you erect. Tents have blown • Portable ashtrays if you are a smoker been created from a collaborative effort of away and out of the event grounds, becoming (Decorated mint tins work great) • Open mind, and good attitude and common unique artists in order to have a focal point sense MOOP. Shade structures have become wind- • Flashlights (headlamps are very useful) for our individual and communal progres- The point of preparing and understanding how borne and hit people in the head. • Extra batteries for everything sion and enrichment. Come to Saturnalia PDF works is to help you relax into the expe- and realize a long-forgotten truth: CHURCH Insects • Sunscreen and sunglasses rience and enjoy the playground of ideas and doesn’t have to SUCK! Be prepared for a variety of biting, stinging, • Insect repellent community that make the whole thing worth Location: Saturnalia and annoying insects. If you know you have the effort! The GüD is here to provide clarity an allergy, bring the supplies you need to stay • Sturdy closed-toe footwear and a framework for our grand experiment. healthy. • A cup for beverages, many camps have Like the constitution, it is a living document. drinks to share, but you must bring your If something is unclear, missing, or you have Mud Burn own cup other questions, feel free to let us know: When conditions are muddy cars can become [email protected]. woefully stuck. Be sure to follow all directions • Ice for the entire duration of your stay or of volunteers and obey any signs, barricades, cash for ice sales or detours. Park at your own risk. When it • Common sense, an open mind, and a posi- gets swampy cars get stuck. Do not spin your tive attitude tires if you get stuck; find people to push Burn on! • Anything else you can’t live without or tow you out safely. The parking lot and end grand unified doc roads may have to be closed if conditions art

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Cock-Cannon Patchwork Painting SoapBox/Anti-Box Artist: Tim Doc and David S. Artist: Victoria and PDF Participants Artist: Andie ongoing Events Art Grant Recipient Art Grant Recipient Art Grant Recipient Ever felt the need to shower the playa with Patchwork Painting is a participant-made Hear Ye! Here Ye! Playa Del Fuego citizens, Tarot Card Readings flying little spermies? Lacking the strength piece of art. You are invited to paint on a come one and all. What have you to say? Get your cards read! Rachel at Radish will to make them go the extra mile? Maybe piece of plywood at the Pavilion on Friday Come stand upon our soap box and radical- illuminate your soul with her Tarot deck, a you just want to giggle uncontrollably while afternoon. Once paintings are completed, ly express yourself! Host an impromptu lec- pretty great tool for personal transformation. you turn the crank of our amazing giant they will be strung together with cording ture, sing, shout, whisper, provoke, share, Bring your burning questions, your hidden Cock-Cannon, making it rain giant sperm and attached to a wooden frame that will gift; stand up for something; say what’s on desires, and your words of wondering. No everywhere? Well, whichever it is, we’ve got be burned at the end. You may paint your your mind. This is YOUR spotlight! Revel in futures will be predicted; your fate is your you covered. Come check it out, play with own intentions or just paint for fun, and it; but be prepared for those in the Anti-Box own. it, admire the trim job, make it shoot a little watch your wishes be burned with the rest to disagree, heckle, or mock. All in some Location: Radish bit, honestly there’s lots of things you can of the art later in the weekend. Additionally, sort of fun. If there’s something you want Bring: Questions, open mindsz do with our Cock-Cannon. this year, UV-reactive paints will be offered to say, but not the courage, submissions Event Type: Educational, Spiritual Location: Dickadance as well as regular paints. At night, the can be left for our guest speakers to paintings will be lit by black lights. express for you. Connie’s Cantina Fly By Chicken Wings Location: Pony Burn Pad We have 200 lbs of chicken wings and we Artist: John Hawkins/Camp Burning Bear The Confessional will be serving them up in every style you Art Grant Recipient Artist: Liza “Pencil” Shankar, PortaPony can imagine. Watch the Playa for the giant Connie’s Cantina is an interactive Mexican- Artist: Saint David Pasternak style cantina. Fiestas will be held Friday Art Grant Recipient chicken bringing wings to all the hungry Wow, that sounds like the Pony Express burners. and Saturday nights serving Mexican food bike may be back, giving free rides to peo- Infuse the Confessional with your secrets, and drinks. Consult your WWW guide for ple that know how to ride a horse (and a with your regrets, with your guilty plea- Location: Roaming time and details. Join Camp Burning Bear bike). On the other hand, it could be some- sures, and hidden hurt. Offer these things Camp Re-Charge on Sunday when we burn the cantina. to wooden walls, a listening ear, and fire. thing else... it sounds like PortaPotty! Do Hours of operation for Camp Re-Charge will Location: Camp Burning Bear What “penance” will the playa provide? you think it could be? It might be both. be 11:00 am to 1:00 am, daily. If the lights Location: Roaming Location: Burning Art Area Dick Poetry are on in the Camp Re-Charge tent, we are Artist: Andrea Morris Seahorses Forever up and running. Bring your own cords to Art Grant Recipient Artist: Jeff Omega, Danny Schuyler, The Gift Horse and Friends charge whatever you need. No high-energy When you are tired of screaming PENIS in Anna Hickey Artist: Saint use items such as coffee pots, crock pots, the back field, visit Dick Poetry and share Art Grant Recipient The Gift Horse will be back, and will be or those really big sex toys that you naugh- your penile poetic prowess with the playa. This will be a monumental lighthouse bringing friends! You can’t look the Gift ty folk have hiding in your tents. Location: Dickadance because “lighthouses rule, If you don’t like Horse in the mouth, but if you lift his tail Location: Camp Re-Charge the lighthouse, you suck. Who’s chair is and stick your head in, you’ll get a surprise. Bring: Your cords, etc. Parking Pals that?” The lighthouse will stand 11’ high Take the dare and get a gift from the gift Event Age: Adults only Artist: Saint and be 6’ in diameter. The base and middle horse! The Parking Pals are a recurring art project, sections are 4’ tall and the top is about 3’. Location: Roaming Hangover: Cause and Effect returning to spread their messages of wel- The bottom will have a doorway so guests Will have libations and possible cures for come, inspiration, and guidance. They will can enter the lighthouse to write on the Tie Dye Sky too many libations. be strategically placed to brighten your day interior walls or just chill for a minute. It Artist: Flutterby and Shaman Location: Prancing Pony and serve as landmarks. You can recognize will have a beam through the center hold- Art Grant Recipient Bring: Cup Event Type: Drink them by their long legs and static conti- ing the Art/Seahorse at the top, once the Get lost in the tie dye sky while gazing nence, and they’ll likely be leaning against burn happens the entire art piece will be upon the pavilion. Event Age: Over 21 a pole or fence near one of the entrances. revealed in all its glory. They all enjoy posing in your photographs, Location: Dickadance Condoms and Condiments and have pre-authorized candid photo- You know it, you love, you need it, you can’t graphs in all situations. live without it. Location: Back Gate Location: Camp Fucking Awesome Virgin Sacrifice We need a virgin for a virgin sacrifice just before the burning of the effigy. If you are a virgin interested in being sacrificed, please let the staff at the front gate know anytime before the effigy burn. art Art ART arT Location: Pony Burn Pad 16 The deadline to be included in the WWW is usually 4 weeks before opening Thursday. What, Where, When Guide | Playa del Fuego | October 2015 | Educate. Inform. Brainwash. 17 Ongoing Events Ongoing Events

Little Boy, Put That Knife Down No produce items, but feeling frisky??? Birthday Buddies Sober Meet-up at Sober Camp Join us for unintentional co-parenting in a Step up to the guillotine and lay some lips As if getting here didn’t require the stars to Is it 2 am? Is it too loud and crazy? Are mandatory swear jar envirnoment. We seek on a daring companion! Just watch your del- align, keep an eye out for Chops roaming you sober? Or high and wish you weren’t? fellow parents, unsuspecting neighbors, and icate bits! Safety Third! around with his low-tech tablet to record Then, please come make a friend at Sober other kind humans. In a pinch we will just Location: Porcine Aviation Camp your birthday. Register your birthday, and Camp. Recovery meetings will occur, along find some suckers with shade and make Bring: Choppable item, lips, common sense he will do his best to match you up with with Hot-NON-alcoholic drinky things around them host us. Event Type: Drink, Food your birthday buddy. Be prepared to provide 3 to 4pm, Friday through Sunday. If no Location: Near the little boy now running with an axe Event Age: Adults only a one liner to describe yourself so that he one is there, feel free to chill by yourself Bring: Don’t even think of bringing peanuts can misconstrue it to link you with some- in our quiet space until another sober per- Event Type: Drink Stargazing with Camp one who has the same birthday! He is 90% son comes along. Bring a game or maybe Copernicus effective about 70% percent of the time. an extra chair. Do what you like. *Not a Flair Swap Stare at the sun, despite what your Location: Roaming 12-step unless you need it to be. Your buttons, pins, ribbons, and braids Momma told you! That is, provided you look Event Type: Spiritual Location: Front Quiet Camping aren’t old, they just need a new audience! through the solar filter on our telescope! Bring: Cup and an open mind At night, we will be pointing our girthy tele- Swap ‘em out for new stuff at Camp Giant Four-In-A-Row Event Type: Drink Fucking Awesome. And remember, friends, scope towards heavenly bodies: the waning A giant game that’s totally not a knock-off please give some flair to get new flair. crescent moon and autumn planets. Hot of any other game, no sirree. Bring your Butts for Booty (Confidential to #needtomovesomethings: cocoa and s’mores will be served. Weather friends, or challenge whoever is walking by. Wondering what to do with your dirty, used, Diamond brooches also are acceptable for permitting. Location: Radish (possibly wet) and stinky butt? Take them swapping.) Location: Camp Copernicus Event Type: Sport down to Crackerjack’s Booty Camp! We’ll Location: Camp Fucking Awesome Bring: Eyes (preferably your own) collect your cigarette butts and packs in Bring: Flair, for exchanging Event Type: Educational Tetherhead handy-dandy recycling containers for your Classic Tetherhead for fun or competition. Communilage 2 convenience. Afterwards we’ll take your Shot and Spanks The pole will be located to the right of unwanted butts back to default world where The Booty Campers from Crackerjack’s Another community painting by Camp ? Participation Station at the front of RV they will be magically recycled by the mys- Booty Camp will be randomly roaming Come by our camp and paint your space. row. Don’t think about the fact that you’re tical powers of rainbow fairy kitten ponies, around the playa accosting unsuspecting Open from Friday noon until Sunday evening. punching a girl in the head as you try to and given a second chance on life! But burners with out chant, “Shot and Spanks! Location: Camp ? win by winding the rope around the pole before you leave, bring your earth-saving Shot and Spanks!” When you hear us com- Event Type: Art above your opponent’s reach. There is ONE derriere over to the Booty campers, and ing, your part is super easy. Just tilt back RULE: NO FLAMING TETHERHEAD! we’ll service your booty as our way of say- your head and open your mouth so we can Booty Call Deliveries Location: Participation Station ing thanks for not MOOPing! Still horny? Want sex? Or just the chance Bring: Quick reflexes and a competitive nature pour a shot down your throat. Then bend Location: Crackerjack’s Booty Camp to hook up with someone and discuss how Event Type: Sport over for your spankings. That’s hot! Bring: Used cigarette butts and packs/packaging Location: Roaming awesome the next Star Wars movie will be? Event Age: Adults only And then have sex? Come to Camp Fucking Event Type: Educational Bring: Your booty Event Age: Adults only Event Type: Drink Awesome and fill out your booty call, along Where the F*ck Is... Event Age: Over 21 with your name, your intended liaison’s Did you host what would’ve been a really name, and WHERE IT’S GOING, and we’ll Playabrary cool event last PDF, but nobody could find Playa del Fuego’s very own library, with no see it is delivered! *Tipping the delivery Free Hugs! it? Come tag your camp on our map of library cards, no due dates, no late fees. The Hug Patrol will be out and about, dis- person is optional...wait, no, it isn’t—tip backfield. Take whatever you want for however long pensing hugs galore to all and sundry! If heavily!* Location: Camp Mouthful you want. Keep it if you want. Donations the signs, megaphones, greetings, legions Location: Camp Fucking Awesome of books in good condition welcome for of loyal followers, and accompanying brass Bring: Clear penmanship Playa Fitness re-homing. No mold, mildew, water damage, band aren’t clues enough, you also may Event Age: Adults only Missing your workout? GET SWOLE, Bro. Cannonball will be taking challengers for a please. recognize us from our matching tees. FREE Location: Pavilion HUGS! Hypnosis Gift Sessions footrace around backfield, and he brought Event Type: Educational Location: Roaming Hypnosis sessions being gifted by request. some dumbbells that have been sitting in Bring: Nothing! We’ll bring it all to you! Example sessions: demonstration, perfor- the back of his car for months. Now what’s mance enhancement, recreational, mental your excuse? PAC Guillotine Bar and high, meditation assistance, erotic, guid- Location: Camp Mouthful Kissing Booth ance, Ultra Alert state, pain management, Bring: Tube socks, sweat bands, steroids Are your cooler contents looking guilty? anxiety management, fear management, Event Type: Sport Have you a questionable vegetable or petu- joy management. If you have a question or Event Age: Adults only lant produce? Show them the King’s justice have a special request, just let us know. at the Porcine Aviation Guillotine Bar! Rid Location: Camp Contact your camp of its less desirable residents Event Type: Educational and maybe score a drink if you’re lucky!

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Essential Oils 101 RadishTV, Season 3! Want to smell smelly good stuff that’s Great Scott! Each night, for our third run of Thursday EVENTS Friday EVENTS smelly? Have a ailment or sickness and video joyness, expect to see a history of want a natural solution to help it? Want the famed town of Hill Valley, told in deli- Thu 5:15 pm to Fri 4:00 am Fri 5:00 am to 6:30 am to smell pretty for that pretty person and ciously painful chronological order. On top Open Already?! Vegan S’mores Building don’t want to take a shower (you damn of that? More Muppets, more coverage of In true Prancing Pony fashion, we will be Contest hippy)? If YOU said YES to any or ALL of the Back 40 events, and whatever we decide is O-P-E-N (ASAP). It’s time to join us in a cel- All materials will be provided, just bring above, COME TRY THE OILS AND LEARN the coolest thing we’ve ever watched! ebratory drink (or five) for the arrival home! your acoustic guitar and a smile. Let’s ABOUT THE AMAZING BENEFITS OF THESE Location: Radish See you there. enjoy each others company by the fire. ESSENTIAL OILS! Location: Prancing Pony Location: Camp Fuck You I Am a Wizard Location: Back Field Open Camping The Professor Of Adventure’s Bring: Thirst and joy of being home Event Type: Spiritual Bring: An ailment and a soul to trade Tea Time Event Type: Drink Event Age: Adults only Event Type: Educational The Professor Of Adventure and his band Event Age: Over 21 of time-traveling scientists have built a Fri 9:00 am to 11:30 am HAIL HYDRO!!! LaBARotory at the Barrel Of Fun campsite. Thu 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm Sticky Mike’s Camp Green Kneel before you new masters and be They would like to welcome you to PDF by Lowercase Zero Goddess Open Coffee Social rewarded, citizens. Any pledging allegiance offering you the chance for an adventure Holy frak, we’re all totally crunched from Set your standards low. Start your day at to the new regime of villainous intent will unlike any other. Join The Professor for tea hours of camp setup! Use what little energy the Green Goddess! earn themselves FREE ICE. Report to the at 2:00 pm each day in the lab where a you have left to enjoy some of our choice Location: Sticky Mike’s Camp Green Goddess Legion of Doom headquarters in the former new adventure awaits. coffee liqueurs to de-frak your inner cylon Bring: Cup remains of Camp Justice League to receive Location: Barrel of Fun and re-energize your body for the next four Event Type: Drink your orders and your ice. Bring: A small bag and a sense of adventure days of utter insanity...if you can find us! * Location: The Legion of DOOM Event Type: Drink, Spiritual, Sport We might be at our home zone, at Radish, Fri 10:00 am to 11:00 am Bring: Evil Event Age: Over 21 but otherwise we’ll be sneaking around all Virgin Acclimation Tour sneaky-like, everywhere! Send me all your virgins!! Crackerjack will Blue-Light Safety Directory Shit Show Puppet Show!! Location: Roaming be taking your virgins on a virgin accli- Look for blue lights, airbrushed signage, Are you in for the best show on the playa! Bring: Cup, mouth, liver, nerdy disposition mation tour around the playa. I will be and rainbow and transgender pride flags fly- This puppet show is wondrous and magical Event Type: Drink thoroughly indoctrinating... um, I mean ing to find Camp Eleven, which was created but also sneaky. It happens in 15 minutes Event Age: Over 21 educating, virgins on burn principals and out of a perceived need for multiple safe so be sure to catch it at the Archejeep culture. We will stop at a few of the more spaces. Maybe you don’t want to walk to parked at Dickadance Thu 10:00 pm to Fri 2:00 am prominent theme camps for introductions. Sanctuary, or maybe you don’t feel ready to Location: Dickadance It’s Only Thursday! If you or someone you love is a virgin, you talk to a Ranger? Maybe you just want to Bring: Your shit-show self We will have a keg of beer. You will know owe it to yourself to join this tour. Meet me chill. Our space is always open to you, even Event Type: Art it is tapped when the Camp Sexy Big-top at the Participation Station. If you miss the if it is empty. Camp Eleven will be display- nipple is lit! If your camp is set up and start of the tour, feel free to join in at any ing a directory of camps that have pledged Gift Shop you’re looking for a party, come on over to time as we make our way around the playa. to join our safer camp network. Come one, come all to the Gift Shop to cre- Camp Sexy! If your camp is half set up and Location: Participation Station Location: Front quiet camping ate a souvenir for yourself or a friend! All you want a break, come on over to Camp Bring: Paper and pencil for notes and autographs Event Type: Educational items 100% off with coupon codes GIFTING Sexy! If you just arrived and don’t feel like Event Type: Educational and DECOMMODIFICATION. This sale will setting up your camp just yet, come on over Fri 11:00 am to 11:30 am Candy From Strangers be over after the weekend so be sure not to Camp Sexy! Is your burn leading towards your burnout? to miss your chance to hand make one of Location: Camp Sexy Roving Recruiter Training Get your body pumped back up with our these lovely necklaces or pins. Burn baby Bring: Self-reliance = bring your own cup PDF is run by volunteers. They greet you selection of decadent, sugary, teeth-destroy- burn!!!! Event Type: Drink with smiles and hugs, they help you park, ing yumness! Location: Back Field Open Camping Event Age: Over 21 they work behind the scenes to make this Location: Radish Bring: Yourself and your creativity!!! whole event happen, but they are most defi- Bring: Plate, insulin (as needed) Event Type: Art, Crafts nitely not your mother. Roving Recruiters Event Type: Food wander the Playa encouraging others to volunteer and extolling the virtues of the experience. Come learn to be a Super Volunteer! Extoll! ongoing Location: Participation Station

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Fri 11:30 am to 12:30 pm Fri 2:00 pm to 3:30 pm Building Burnable Art Dickorating! Burning Issues Crossword Puzzle How many times have you watched beauti- Does your wang need a little pizzazz? Come ful creations burn? How many times have by Dickadance to spruce him up a bit! you thought; “I want to do that”? Well, we We’ll have body paint, stickers, and sparkly read your minds (yes, this is an invasion things to give your pecker a fresh new look. of privacy; we’ve been taught to use our Maybe you need another dick to play with, powers for good). To quote a wise person, we’ve got that covered too. With clay har- “So many people build something and vested from a local river come sculpt a new burn it; the idea is to build something that friend for you to play with for the weekend. interacts with the fire.” Come out and learn Once your dick is hard, from being in the more about the process of building for sun of course, paint and dickorate as you burning. Maybe you’ll be on the next Pony please! Build Team! Location: Dickadance Location: Participation Station Event Type: Crafts Event Type: Art Event Age: Adults only Fri 1:00 pm to 2:00 pm Fri 3:00 pm to 4:00 pm Acappella Flash Mob Practice Dancing 101 Can you sing? Can you croak? Can you do This event is intended to teach the begin- these things naked? Never mind. Come to ning basics of hip-hop style dancing. Here practice and we’ll learn a tune, then give urban/pop music will reign supreme! Will the gift of our singing, naked (if you please) learn classic dances such as: the BERNIE, bodies to the Playa as a surprise! We’ll the FLICKDA WRIST, and PIPE IT UP. also briefly discuss the implications of sur- Location: Fistful of Grapes prising people with naked singing, and pub- Bring: Imagination, Shoes, and Confidence! lic nudity. Consent is sexy, naked harmony Event Type: Art, Educational, Music is even sexier. Event Age: Adults only Location: Participation Station Fri 3:00 pm to 4:00 pm Event type: Music The More You Know Fri 1:00 pm to 3:30 pm Do you want to volunteer, but aren’t sure Patchwork Painting which department you fit into? Join us Patchwork Painting is a participant-made for our first ever Department Information piece of art. You are invited to paint on a Sessions, where seasoned volunteers can piece of plywood at the Pavilion on Friday pass on the knowledge and wisdom of their afternoon. Once paintings are complet- experience regarding: What their depart- ed and dry, they will be strung together ment does? Where to go? What to do? Who with cording and attached to a wooden to talk to? What works? What doesn’t? and frame which will be burned at the end. any other pertinent information. Participants may paint their own intentions Location: Participation Station or just paint for fun, and watch their wishes Bring: Enthusiasm, questions be burned with the rest of the art later in Fri 3:00 pm to 4:00 pm the weekend. Additionally, this year, UV Wine Hooping reactive paints will be offered as well as The tradition continues! The game: Pass a regular paints. At night, the paintings will bottle of wine from person to person while be lit up on the frame with black lights and we’re all hooping to the beat of the DJ of string lights. the hour. The stakes: Your sobriety and Location: Pavilion maybe some midsection aches for newcom- Bring: Fun, imagination, painting clothes ers to the fun art of spinning. We’ll bring the Event Type: Art bottles; you bring a hoop and an intense willingness to shimmy like a superstar! Location: Grassy field in front of stage Bring: Hoop Event Type: Drink, Music, Spiritual, Sport crosswords answers – page 35 Event Age: Over 21

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Fri 4:00 pm to 5:00 pm Fri 4:00 pm to 6:00 pm Fri 5:00 pm to 7:30 pm Fri 6:00 pm to 7:00 pm Pass the Dildo TIKI Presents: Radishes at Radish Jess and Jack's Picklebacks Oranges are round and fun. So are balls. Hip Hop Happy Hour Please bring a bunch of Radishes to Radish Stop by Dickadance for an exquisite pickle But dildos can also be fun for all. The ques- Join us at the bar to get your shoulders and we will carve them into beautiful works tasting! Choose from a variety of Jessica’s tion is, can you pass one around without shaking before you start your evening off! of art for you. We might even show you homemade pickles to pair with a shot of using your hands (no teeth please) without We’ll be slinging all your favorite beats and how to do it yourself. This is a must attend Jack Daniel’s whiskey. With flavors like dropping it? Let’s test your neck game. tropical treats, including our classic jungle event for everyone who likes food. You Drunken Cucumber, Dillicious Dill, and Pass the dildo around the circle faster juice. won’t regret it!! Hyper-Sweet, surely you’ll be stuck in a than the other team, and earn the honor of Location: TIKI Location: Radish pickle of which to choose!! Chindo Champions (yes that’s a real thing. Bring: Cup Bring: Radishes Location: Dickadance Look it up, [a very large Internet retailer] Event Type: Drink Bring: A cup and your mouth sells the Accommodator, we recommend it). Event Age: Over 21 Event Type: Drink Location: Participation Station Fri 5:00 pm to 7:30 pm Event Age: Over 21 Event Type: Sport Fri 4:00 pm to 6:00 pm Soup Nazi Event Age: Adults only Balls Lite Happy Hour Come get yourself a nice big bowl of Fri 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm We are balls lite this fall. Although we won’t insults, and maybe some soup. Bill Cosby Aerobics! Fri 4:00 pm to 6:30 pm be at full staff, we will still have most of our The Menu: Get ready for the zim zam and the bobbidy Bill Murray Happy Hour balls intact and we will still be hosting our Jalapeno Beer Cheese soup bibidy, and grab your best dang Bill Cosby In celebration of the time Bill Murray went Friday evening happy hour! So, wear your Pumpkin Soup.....because, October inspired sweaters for getting sweaty. Be behind the bar at a Wu-Tang concert and ball gowns, bring your balls or play with Motza Ball Soup..... because, Irony prepared for the most splendiforous pud- started serving drinks, you spin the wheel ours, and enjoy a drink! Location: Barrel of Fun din’ shot you have ever tasted and won’t and you’ll drink what you’re served. Spin Location: Balls Camp Bring: Bowl, Spoon, Thick skin. remember. ZIP ZOP bibbity bop! the wheel, take the prize. This a 21 and Bring: Cup Event Type: Food Location: Prancing Pony over event. All unaccompanied minors Event Type: Drink Bring: Appetite for puddin’ will be sold to the LeQuint Dickey Mining Event Age: Over 21 Fri 5:00 pm to 7:00 pm Event Type: Drink, Music Company. Fiesta Mexicano Event Age: Adults only Location: Fistful of Grapes Fri 4:00 pm to Sat 7:00 pm Camp Burning Bear will construct Connie’s Fri 8:00 pm to 9:00 pm Bring: Bring your freakin’ cup! Cards and Chaos Cantina serving Mexican food and feature Event Type: Drink The Legion of Doom requires your evil pres- One Shot Juan’s Margarita Bar. Beef tacos Hypnosis Workshop Event Age: Over 21 ence to help vanquish what remains of the and pork tamales will be on the menu, a Workshop on hypnosis. Discuss its possi- pitiful heroes called Justice League. Come vegetarian substitute will be available. Visit bilities and limits. Learn how hypnosis con- Fri 4:00 pm to 6:00 pm by and do battle against these worms Senorita Vixen for a Cerveza Mexicana or nects to meditation. Gift hypnosis sessions Homebrew Happy Hour with us in the modern version of warfare: one of her Playa famous One Shot Juan’s available by request. Do you, too, suffer from Cenosilicaphobia— CARD GAMES. (Magic The Gathering, The Margarita. Dance to Mariachi music, eat Location: Camp Contact fear of an empty glass? Bring your lonely Resistance, Werewolves of Miller’s Hollow, a taco, have a drink, or participate in the Event Type: Educational mug by, and we’ll put your fears to rest. Cards Against Humanity, Superfight, Super adult-themed pinata. The Cantina will be Fri 8:00 pm to Sat 12:00 am We’re serving up four different beers, hard Munchkin, etc.) burned Sunday night. Happy Birthday to You! cider, and six types of meads, all home- Location: The Legion of DOOM Location: Camp Burning Bear It’s everyone’s birthday here at Dickadance! brewed by on-site camp members. Plus, our Bring: Decks, dice, dastardly intent Bring: Please bring your own cup and plate With so many members celebrating an brewers love to talk shop, whether you’re a Event Type: Spiritual, Sport Event Type: Food long time brewer or hoping to get started! Event Age: Over 21 October birthday we decided to throw So come kick your PDF off right, with happy Fri 4:30 pm to 5 pm one giant party to celebrate them all. But hour! Parade for Love Fri 5:00 pm to 7:00 pm we don’t want to party alone so come Location: Cenosilicaphobia Come one! Come all! Rejoice with your Trumped celebrate birthdays with us! We will have Bring: Mug or cup fellow burner in the many splendid thing Stop illegal Mexicans from coming into PDF. party hat decorating during the day, pin the Event Type: Drink called love. Follow the fire tuba around the Location: Camp Burning Bear dick on the donkey, a penis pinata full of Event Age: Over 21 playa and finish up at a very special party Bring: Picket signs and your best toupee goodies, oh and of course bangin’ birth- with lovely libations. day beats. Be on the lookout for our crew Location: Pavilion Fri 5:00 pm to 6:00 pm members handing out birthday invitations Bring: Festiveness Cannoli Construction throughout the day. Come by Jurassic Snark and eat some Location: Dickadance dope desserts. Pastry shells and filling will Bring: Your party hat and dancin’ shoes be provided, but feel free to bring any con- Event Type: Music diments of your own. (Vegan options tbd.) Location: Jurassic Snark friday Bring: Yo mouf Event Type: Food

24 The deadline to be included in the WWW is usually 4 weeks before opening Thursday. What, Where, When Guide | Playa del Fuego | October 2015 | Educate. Inform. Brainwash. 25 Friday Events Saturday Events

Fri 8:00 pm to 9:30 pm Fri 11:00 pm to Sat 12:00 am Sat 9:00 am to 11:00 am Sat 11:00 am to 12:00 pm Soap Box/Anti-Box “The stuff Erotic Hypnosis Mikey and Pocket's Metal and Clicker Train Your Burner your not brave enough to say” Discussion of the possibilities of erotic hyp- Screamo Morning Bad Burner! Bad! Is your Burner misbehav- Join us at the Soap Box and Anti-Box near nosis. Gift sessions available by request. Bring your black coffee and black hearts ing? Using our potent positivity program, sunset, for a guest reading of “the stuff you Location: Camp Contact out for this installment of Mikey’s Metal we will teach you how to train it to do want to say but aren’t brave enough.” There Event Type: Educational Morning featuring Jake Pockets. Screamo, WHATEVER YOU WANT without saying a will be index cards and a submission box for Event Age: Adults only Hardcore, Metalcore, Thrash Metal, Death single word, and get rewarded with tasty you to submit your radical expressions and Metal, and more. It will be the brutal treats! Aww, that’s a good Burner! our guest speakers will radically express those wake up call, that I know at least 7 of you Location: Pavilion statements, feelings, words, and phrases for Saturday EVENTS enjoyed in the spring. So come on over and Bring: You and your bad Burner. Or just you! you. Be there to hear your words. WE WILL SAY let us amp up your morning. (Feel free to Event Type: Educational IT FOR YOU IF YOU CANNOT. Expect the unex- Sat 1:00 am to 2:00 am do yoga.) Sat 11:30 am to 12:30 pm pected, be AWARE some self expression may Fight Club Location: Barrel of Fun be triggering for others. Our guest speakers Event Type: Music, Spiritual Building Burnable Art The first rule of Fight Club is you do not How many times have you watched beauti- reserve the right not to consent to expressing Event Age: Adults only talk about Fight Club. ful creations burn? How many times have your submissions, where applicable. Location: Pavilion Sat 10:30 am to 11:30 am Bring: Bring yourself you thought; “I want to do that”? Well, we Bring: Your inner Tyler Burden read your minds (yes, this is an invasion Event Type: Art Smoothie Time! Event Type: Spiritual, Sport Join us in the pavilion for cold, sweet, of privacy; we’ve been taught to use our Fri 9:00 pm to 11:00 pm Event Age: Adults only fruity/yogurt goodness! We’ll have the powers for good). To quote a wise person, usual mango, apples, etc, but feel free to “So many people build something and Strap-on Rodeo Sat 9:00 am to 10:00 am We want to see your strap-on. We will be bring your own fruit. Our blender will accom- burn it; the idea is to build something that Modest Showers modate. No booze, this is a kid-friendly interacts with the fire.” Come out and learn hosting a strap-on rodeo with games and Do you want to take a shower without being prizes and DRINKS! Lots of drinks! Strap on event. more about the process of building for surrounded by shameless naked people? Location: Pavilion burning. Maybe you’ll be on the next Pony that strap-on and c’mon down. This event is Come to the showers on Saturday morn- for guys, gals, and everyone in-between. Bring: A cup/mug and any fruit you want blended Build Team! ing and we guarantee an hour of showers Event Type: Food Location: Participation Station Location: Prancing Pony without any nudity. You can relax and take Bring: Strap-on Event Type: Art a shower with your clothes on the way God Sat 11:00 am to 11:30 am Event Type: Drink intended you to. Event Age: Over 21 Roving Recruiter Training Sat 12:00 pm to 1:30 pm Location: Red barn with open shower PDF is run by volunteers. They greet you Playa Shakespeare Society Fri 10:00 pm to Sat 12:00 am Bring: Shower stuff and a sense of common decency with smiles and hugs, they help you park, “O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend/ they work behind the scenes to make this Sticky Mike’s Stinky Pinky and Sat 9:00 am to 11:30 am The brightest heaven of invention,/ A king- Dive Bar Coffee with FLO, hosted by whole event happen, but they are most defi- dom for a stage, princes to act/ And mon- Hosted by Sticky Mike! C’mon down, hold Twinumbertwo nitely not your mother. Roving Recruiters archs to behold the swelling scene!” Allow your nose, and grab a drink. wander the Playa encouraging others to our players to entertain you. Performance Enjoy of cup of Sticky Mike’s signature Location: Sticky Mike’s Camp Green Goddess volunteer and extolling the virtues of the to be hosted by Camp Clusterphuck in SHITTY coffee and be thankful you did not Bring: A really nice cocktail glass experience. Come learn to be a Super Back Field Open Camping. Event Type: Drink wake up next to one of us! Volunteer! Extoll! Location: Back Field Open Camping Location: Sticky Mike’s Camp Green Goddess Event Age: Over 21 Location: Participation Station Bring: A heart that yearns Bring: Cup Event Type: Art Fri 10:00 pm to 11:30 pm Event Type: Drink Sat 11:00 am to 12:00 pm Sat 1:00 pm to 1:30 pm Tater Tits! Sat 9:00 am to 10:00 am Muppet Yoga Camp Sexy will be frying up some Tater Tits Come one, come all! Yogis of all shapes Acappella Flash Mob Practice to warm up your tummy on a chilly PDF night. Welcome to Twin Peaks and sizes, from Miss Piggies to Kermits! Can you sing? Can you croak? Can you do Come on by, groove to some tunes, and Coffee and Donut Hour Get your stretchy flow on with all of your these things naked? Never mind. Come to we’ll show you our tits! Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Come grab a delicious jelly donut and the favorite muppitty mups! practice and we’ll learn a tune, then give event says 10 pm but we’ll be running on best damn cup of coffee on the playa as we Location: Deadly Muppets Lounge the gift of our singing, naked (if you please) playa time. So just follow your nose. When take you on an audio journey to the small Event Type: Sport bodies to the Playa as a surprise! We’ll you hear the tunes and smell the tits, come town of Twin Peaks. also briefly discuss the implications of sur- Location: Stage and enjoy! prising people with naked singing, and pub- Bring: Cup, a log, a giant, an arm, garmonbozia Location: Camp Sexy lic nudity. Consent is sexy, naked harmony Event Type: Music Event Type: Food is even sexier. Location: Participation Station Event type: Music

26 The deadline to be included in the WWW is usually 4 weeks before opening Thursday. What, Where, When Guide | Playa del Fuego | October 2015 | Educate. Inform. Brainwash. 27 Saturday Events Saturday Events

Sat 1:00 pm to 2:30 pm experience regarding: What their depart- Sat 3:30 pm to 5:00 pm Sat 4:00 pm to 8:30 pm Makeovers by OLP ment does? Where to go? What to do? Who Friendly Fondue Fun Pussy Juice Happy Hour The artists at the OLP-Salon work under to talk to? What works? What doesn’t? and Dippity-Do-Da, Dippity-Yay, My Oh My What Swing by and enjoy a fine glass of home- one mantra: Makeovers should be fun! any other pertinent information. A Dippity Day! Please join Camp Dip It In made “Pussy Juice.” It’s moist, fruity, and Our staff has been interested in makeup/ Location: Participation Station for some Chocolate Fondue Fun (usually waiting for you.;) doing makeovers for almost half their lives. Bring: Enthusiasm, questions at Last and Baconne in the back field). Location: Prancing Pony They don’t feel constrained by established Chocolate Fondue: a cacophony of fresh Bring: Cup Sat 3:00 pm to 4:00 pm traditions of North American makeup appli- fruits and other devilishly delectables Event Type: Drink, Music cation and instead prefer a more freeform Witch Doctor: Bizarre Feats of waiting to be lovingly skewered then gently Event Age: Over 21 and avant-garde approach. Please journey Mental and Spiritual Energy slathered in melted dark chocolate fondue to the front field to Balls Camp for your Psycho-Spiritual Bizarre Magic. Explore the eager to titillate your taste buds. Camp Dip Sat 4:00 pm to 5:00 pm one of a kind makeover experience. Shots connection between people and the various It In bringing fondue to a playa near you! I Couples Hypnosis for courage and baby wipes for cleanup, if ways energy can be used to effect reality. Dip, You Dip, We all Dip!!! Bring your partner and participate in an inti- needed, can be provided. (NOTE: Average Divination, psychokinesis, hypnosis, and Location: Camp Dip It In macy building exercise. artist age: 4) telepathy. Spend an hour on the other side. Bring: Please bring hugs, smiles, and an appetite!! Location: Camp Contact Location: Balls Camp Location: Camp Justice League Event Type: Food Bring: A partner Bring: Unwanted makeup to donate; your cup Event Type: Art Event Type: Educational Sat 4:00 pm to 5:00 pm Event Type: Art Sat 3:00 pm to 5:00 pm PDF 101 Sat 4:00 pm to 5:00 pm Sat 1:00 pm to 3:00 pm Snack Shots New to PDF? Been here before but think Sexy Drama Hour Homebrew Happy Hour and Ever think to yourself, boy, these Oreos you haven’t figured it out yet? Wondering We’re hosting a new event for all you PDF and Pop-Tarts are great, but they’d be even what TTITD and our relationship to it is? drama kings and queens! The stage is Live Brew Demonstration better if they were full of liquor? Oh, you Do you, too, suffer from Cenosilicaphobia— Have no idea what The 10 Principles that yours to regale us with your dramatic tal- haven’t? Ok. Well, we made some fucked fear of an empty glass? Bring your lonely people keep referring to are? Trying to fig- ents. Serious or silly, original or classic, up snack shots anyway, and you should mug by, and we’ll put your fears to rest. ure out where you fit in, how to contribute, poetry, spoken word, comedy, theatrics, or probably come try them before we eat them We’re serving five beers, hard cider, and six or just what we’re really all about? Sit in airing of the grievances. All drama is wel- all ourselves. on PDF 101. This crash course will fill you come! If you’d like to perform, see Dusty at meads, all homebrewed by on-site camp Location: Camp Mouthful members. And as a special treat, we will be in on the important details about PDF, and Camp Sexy before showtime to be added to Bring: Plate and fork maybe even answer all your questions or the line-up. Or just show up! If time allows hosting a live brewing demonstration and Q Event Type: Drink lead you to the right ones. ad-hoc performances will be encouraged! and A, to help you get started brewing too! Event Age: Over 21 Location: Cenosilicaphobia Location: Participation Station Come and participate and put a sexy spin Bring: Mug or cup Sat 3:30 pm to 4:30 pm on drama! Sat 4:00 pm to 5:00 pm Event Type: Drink Vietnamese Iced Coffee Location: Camp Sexy Event Age: Over 21 Dick Cheese Experience the iced-cold caffeine delights of Cum experience our foodgasm of dick Sat 4:00 pm to 6:00 pm Caphe Suada, a century-old coffee beverage Sat 2:00 pm to 3:00 pm cheese that will explode in your mouth Oktoberfest with the served in the traditional style of Southeast making your lips quiver. It will give you a Crash Pad Squashball (3rd Annual!) Asia. Suada, also known as “Vietnamese What, more squash? No way. YES!! And new definition of fooderbating Welcome to Oktoberfest 2015: Crash Iced Coffee,” is renowned for its strength also, WAY!! Did you miss it last time? Well Location: Dickadance Pad crashes TIKI!!! We don’t have our and sweetness. So whether you’re already that sure was dumb. Don’t miss it this own home this year, so TIKI is graciously a big Suada fan, or just a parched and Sat 4:00 pm to 7:00 pm time! Got a beef, whether it be over beef or letting us borrow theirs! Join us for the drowsy burner with a sweet tooth, obey that squash or life or death? Come take it out Jim’s Birthday Wine Tasting Oktoberfest Happy Hour as we take over craving and get yourself over to Stardust! My birthday happens while at PDF so I am on a poor defenseless squash! Don’t leave the bar with our traditional beer, brats, (This offering is inspired by VICC, the hosting a Naked Birthday Wine Tasting! PDF regretting not making a smashing hit and pretzels, bringing shame to the fine Vietnamese Iced Coffee Camp, who have Wear your favorite Birthday Suit (optional THIS year! (PS: post-event cleanup is most German tradition of celebrating beer with a been serving up Suada to the denizens of if yours in being washed and you need appreciated!) luau twist! Sprechen sie Deutsch? Neither Burning Man for more than a decade.) Location: Grassy field in front of stage to wear something else). Come try some do we! Bring your lederhosen and steins. Location: Stardust Event Type: Sport wines and beers at Camp Re-Charge (last Maybe together we can learn to talk dirty Bring: Thirst, sweet tooth camp on the right as you walk into the to each other in the delicate language that Sat 3:00 pm to 4:00 pm Event Type: Drink dreaded back field)! is German. The More You Know Location: Camp Re-Charge Location: TIKI Do you want to volunteer, but aren’t sure Bring: Chair if you wish to sit Bring: Cup and plate which department you fit into? Join us Event Type: Drink Event Type: Drink for our first ever Department Information Event Age: Over 21 Event Age: Over 21 Sessions, where seasoned volunteers can pass on the knowledge and wisdom of their

28 The deadline to be included in the WWW is usually 4 weeks before opening Thursday. What, Where, When Guide | Playa del Fuego | October 2015 | Educate. Inform. Brainwash. 29 Saturday Events Saturday Events/The Pony Burns

Sat 4:30 pm to 7:00 pm Sat 6:00 pm to 7:30 pm Sat 8:00 pm to 9:30 pm Sat 10:00 pm to Sun 1:00 am Fall PDF Art Grant Recipients Hip-Hop O’Clock your Cornhole Soap Box/Anti-box “The stuff Noche de Muertos Fiesta Reception and Art Tour Old school hip-hop with lyrical stylings of your not brave enough to say” Join us after the burn at Connie’s Cantina Join us at The Pavilion for wine and nibbles yours truly John Bailey. If that’s not enough Join us at the Soap Box and Anti-Box near for a Noche de Muertos Fiesta. Celebrate and meet the Fall PDF Art Grant Recipients to strike your fancy we will be playing the sunset, for a guest reading of “the stuff the memories of those who have departed. and coordinators. Learn about the granted art, ULTIMATE back yard game CORNHOLE. you want to say but aren’t brave enough.” Dress in your best “dead” costume. This artists, and the art selection process. Bring a Come toss some shit. There will be index cards and a submission will not be solemn occasion, drinks will cup and questions. If you brought art of your Location: Dickadance box for you to submit your radical expres- flow and music will play. The One-Shot Juan own and didn’t apply towards a grant, feel free sions and our guest speakers will radically Margarita Bar will be open again. Senorita Sat 6:00 pm to 7:30 pm to come and tell us about it. Everyone who is express those statements, feelings, words, Vixen will be pouring cervzas and mixing interested in the art of PDF is welcome! Carnival of Carnivores and phrases for you. Be there to hear your those “Deadly” One-Shot Juan’s Margaritas. Location: Pavilion Even villains gotta eat, right? BUT WHAT DO words. WE WILL SAY IT FOR YOU IF YOU Another adult pinata will be featured. Join Bring: A cup, drinks, snacks, and questions WE EAT? MEAT!!! Come pay tribute to the CANNOT. Expect the unexpected, be AWARE us again Sunday for the burning of the Event Type: Educational new overlords of the Playa by bringing your some self-expression may be triggering for cantina. favorite meat-heavy dish, potluck style. Our Location: Camp Burning Bear Sat 4:20 pm to 5:30 pm others. Our guest speakers reserve the minions and henchmen are preparing our right not to consent to expressing your sub- Bring: Bring your own cup. Munchie Pot Luck own variety of delicious offerings to demon- missions, where applicable. Event Type: Drink Last spring a tradition was born! Camp strate our... uh... “benevolence” as well. Bring: Bring yourself Event Age: Over 21 Tasty will be hosting a munchie pot luck to Expect Shepherd’s Pie, Moroccan Chicken Event Type: Art satisfy all your munchies. This event begins Stew, and several other dishes! promptly at 4:20. We will have pawpaws, Location: The Legion of DOOM Sat 9:00 p.m. to 11:00 p.m. roasted chestnuts, and anything else that Bring: Dish, plate, utensils, cup The Pony Burns! shows up! Munchies are a serious problem Event Type: Food Come early to watch the fire conclave per- on the playa. Don’t let your munchieness form fabulous fiery feats to the beat of the Sat 7:30 pm to 8:30 pm turn into actual hunger! Located waaaay drums before the effigy gets burned. This back in the back field along the fence. Look Bern Before You Burn year’s effigy, Leslie the Pony, was created for our purple flag on an orange flag pole. The heat enrages the alcohol, the alcohol by Lion and Amy. Leslie is an attempt in the Location: Camp Tasty makes the fire, the fire caramelizes the world of automatons. Leslie, like all of us Bring: Noshes and/or the desire to eat noshes sugar. Join us as we offer flame-on versions ponies, may need some motivation to get Event Type: Food of our coffee liqueurs and—for the first moving. Be gentle, but give it a whirl! time—the Berning Sanders, an older and Location: If you don’t know, you haven’t been paying Sat 5:00 pm to 6:00 pm lighter recipe that appeals to the sweet- attention. Ask a neighbor. Let’s Make A Deal! ness in all of us (it’s done with homemade Bring: Dancing shoes Are you ready to deal? Camp Fucking amaretto, woo hoo!). Event Type: Music, Spiritual Awesome is bringing the chance, the magic, Location: Radish the excitement of “Let’s Make A Deal” Bring: Your most progressive cup to the playa, and you could win fabulous Event Type: Drink prizes! Will there be trades? Will there be Event Age: Over 21 games of chance? Will there be Zonks? Will it be entertaining, a travesty, or both? Will Sat 8:00 pm to 9:00 pm there be bacon?!? Yes, to all of the above! The Third Bi-Annual Silly Walk We may even deal away your clothes, your Parade partner, and your tent! Dress in your finest Join Camp Copernicus on a silly walk costuming, to increase your odds of being parade to the pony before it burns. Make picked as a “trader.” All are invited, but it’ll John Cleese proud! get raunchy, I’m quite sure. Location: Camp Copernicus Location: Stage Bring: A Silly Walk Bring: Matching costuming, and random stuff Event Type: Art pony art by Rangerpony art Painter. Sat 6pm - 7:30pm BOD / Coordinator / RC Meet-n-Greet BOD curious? Want to schmooze with the Coordinators, or meet the Burning Man Regional Contacts from up and down the Mid-Atlantic? Due to some schedule conflicts, we’re switching the day of our usual Meet-n-Greet this burn. Please join us in the Pavilion following the PDF Art Grant Tour on Saturday at 6pm for a sunset happy hour. Hope to see you there! Location: Pavilion

30 The deadline to be included in the WWW is usually 4 weeks before opening Thursday. What, Where, When Guide | Playa del Fuego | October 2015 | Educate. Inform. Brainwash. 31 Saturday Events/Sunday Skundae Events

Sat 11:00 pm to Sun 3:00 am Sun 10:00 am to 12:00 pm Sun 12:00 pm to 4:00 pm TIKI’s First Fire Jam! Sunday EVENTS Sunday Bloodies at the Skunday Funday! ATTN: FIRE PERFORMERS!!! TIKI brings Guillotine Bar! Reggae. Ska. Pop-Punk. Emo. Alternative. the beauty of Fire Spinning to PDF!!! Join Sun 1:00 am to 2:00 am Get Bloody with us! Bring your carrots and Skater Music. Mimosas. Vodka. All we real- us at TIKI, post-burn, for a red-hot opening Fight Club celery (or other choppable item) to face ly need now is a halfpipe. ceremony that begins a night of non-stop The first rule of Fight Club is you do not justice on the guillotine and let’s share a Location: Barrel of Fun dancing flame in our fire circle! We invite talk about Fight Club. Bloody Mary together! Those who bring Bring: Your badass, emo attitude ALL spinners of ALL skill levels (even if Location: Pavilion additional drink supplies go to the front of Event Type: Music this is your first time igniting) from across Bring: Your inner Tyler Durden the line. Happy Bloody Sunday! Sun 12:00 pm to 2:00 pm the Playa to join us in sharing their gift of Event Type: Spiritual, Sport Location: Porcine Aviation Camp Tequila with Tattoos fire with our beloved revelers, all set to the Event Age: Adults only Bring: Cup, Extra Bloody Supplies, guilty vegetables outstanding tunes of our amazing DJ! TIKI Event Type: Drink, Food Tattoos are sexy and so is tequila so Camp will have fuel and safety supplies (blankets, Sun 2:00 am to 2:30 am Event Age: Over 21 Sexy is putting them together. All you lovely personnel, etc.) on hand, but encourage Fox and Socks people with ink stop by Camp Sexy and participants to bring their own (blankets, An epic tale with a twist, written by Dr. Sun 10:30 am to 11:30 am show us your body art and we’ll give you a safeties, and fuel contribution) if possible. Seuss and read by Jeff Omega. After the JC Superstar Pancake taste of wonderful tequila! Location: Camp Sexy The more we have, the longer we can carry reading, you’ll know everything you need to Breakfast Sing-along Bring: Cup the flames! know about “Tweetle Beatles.” The Pyramid People will be serving up Event Type: Drink Location: TIKI Location: Dickadance Andy’s awesome sourdough pancakes to Bring: Fuel, safety supplies Bring: Ears the masses! And thanks to the help of the Event Age: Over 21 Event Type: Music Prancing Pony’s sound system, we will also Sun 2:00 am to 5:30 am Sun 12:00 pm to 1:00 pm Event Age: Over 21 be regaling you with our silly and boister- Post-Pony Orgy ous “Jesus Christ Superstar Sing-Along” as Grilled Pizza Sandwiches We couldn’t think of a good reason not to Sat 11:45 pm to Sun 2:00 am Think a human centipede of sex wrapped we cook! (No no! We’re only going to listen put pepperoni and pizza sauce on a grilled S’mores With Your Whores around the effigy embers. Fuck it, why not? to the overture! Yeah, right!) Come join the cheese. So we did. We’re not bringing all Cum mix marshmallows, graham crackers, Location: Pony Burn Pad fun! Get ‘em while they last! and your favorite sexy toppings. Have your Bring: Lube, condoms, dental dams, lust Location: Pyramid People this bread home. Location: Camp Mouthful dessert served by Bangarang’s sexy male Event Type: Spiritual Bring: A plate and a heart that yearns to sing Bring: Plate and female whores. Cook your delicious Event Age: Adults only Event Type: Food community dessert off the charcoals of the Event Type: Food Sun 5:00 am to 7:00 am effigy for that spiritual sweetness that only Sun 10:30 am to 11:30 am Burnier than Thou Sunday Waffles Sun 1:00 pm to 3:00 pm Dickadance can offer. Homebrew Happy Hour: Location: Dickadance Several seasoned burners who clearly know Join us in the pavilion for a true PDF tra- Bring: Thigh highs more about burning than you do will be dition! Real maple syrup and sausage/ Clean Us Out! Event Type: Food holding court and you’re invited to come scrapple, too! Do you, too, suffer from Cenosilicaphobia— and sit at our feet as we school you on Location: Pavilion fear of an empty glass? Bring your lonely what it means to be a burner. Learn what Bring: Plate and utensils, extra syrup/butter mug by, and we’ll put your fears to rest. the 10 principals REALLY mean and let us Event Type: Food We’re serving five beers, hard cider, and six explain to you why you’re not as good as meads, all homebrewed by on-site camp us. Honestly, you’re lucky if we even talk to Sun 11:00 am to 2:30 pm members. Since this is--*sniff*--our final you! Tall Santa Visits the Playa day of open bar, do be a kind and consid- Location: Burnier than Thou Christmas is coming early this year to Playa erate burner and come CLEAN US OUT! Bring: Your gratitude del Fuego. Tall Santa will be back for his We’d hate to have to lug our brews home Event Type: Educational 2x annual visit, giving gifts to everyone, with us. without regard to naughtiness or niceness Location: Cenosilicaphobia Sun 9:00 am to 11:30 am (because those are abstract concepts that Bring: Mug or cup Open Coffee Social: we’re all well past!). Elves and Santa group- Event Type: Drink Whores Welcome ies are welcome to join. This is a moop-free Event Age: Over 21 The What Where When thanks Enjoy of cup of Sticky Mike’s signature event, so please choose your own gift and all who submitted their info SHITTY coffee and be thankful you did not take it home or give it to someone who will wake up next to one of us! love it forever. No need to gift in return, on time. Deadlines are hard. Location: Sticky Mike’s Camp Green Goddess although an occasional cold beverage We know. Bring: Cup keeps the Ho Ho Hos flowing. Event Type: Drink Location: Roaming Bring: A smile and holiday cheer

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34 The deadline to be included in the WWW is usually 4 weeks before opening Thursday. What, Where, When Guide | Playa del Fuego | October 2015 | Educate. Inform. Brainwash. 35 Monday's reminder to leave/Theme Camps Theme Camps Monday Events Barrel of Fun Oh and we totally invented the Camp Mouthful Get ready for blast-off as Barrel of question mark. No need to look Camp Mouthful brings weird and Fun takes to the stars! We’ll be further. It was us. And we are fucked up treats to put in your 12 pm setting up our rockets and prepar- going to pancake the living shit mouth. We also have food and Make Like a Tree and Leave out of the playa. You don’t have to go home, but you can’t ing for launch with fun events and drinks! *ba-dum-tiss* stay here. Pack your gear, pick up MOOP, activities throughout the burn. enjoy some last-minute, heart-felt hugs, and Your retros run off liquor? Stop Camp Burning Bear Camp Re-Charge go somewhere else. Me, I’m heading for by our pilot’s lounge and fuel up Camp Burning Bear is comprised Camp Re-Charge is the place to brunch and a flushing toilet. at the Space Bar. Stave off zero-G of a group of fun-loving burners go to recharge your stuff that you Location: Roaming Bring: Nothing, take it all with you atrophy with non-stop beats, and from the Harrisburg, Pennsylvania use vs. going to your car. We have space for fire-spinners will be pro- area. Burning Bears started as USB hubs and power strips. Bring vided to help us fight off the chill a private burn to celebrate the your cables and feel free to leave * ThemE Camps * of the void. Join us as we bold- Legend of the Burning Bear. them or chill in our pillow lounge ly go where no Barrel has gone Burning Bear celebrates the end while you charge. before! of summer and beginning of the Camp Dip It In Fall Harvest each Labor Day week- Camp Sexy Love chocolate? Well, we do Burnier than Thou end on the Armenia Mountain Check out the WWW and get your too! Bringing fondue to a playa We clearly are better than you in Northern Pennsylvania. Camp ass to our sexy events! Or just near you! Join Camp Dip It In for and if you’ll be quiet for a minute Burning Bear brings the moun- come say hi and have fun with us gooey goodness in the back field. we are glad to explain to you just tain to the Playa. Each year Camp and participate in our shenani- Stop by and join us for Chocolate how much better we are. Burning Bear plans activities that gans. If you don’t agree we’re the Fondue served with a cacophony can be enjoyed by all. This year’s sexiest camp at PDF, clearly you of fresh fruits and other devilishly Burning Hearts theme, “Mexico.” haven’t been drinking enough! delectables waiting to be lovingly Formerly the group Idea Dome, skewered then gently slathered we are a fire performance family Camp Contact Camp Tasty in melted dark chocolate fondue hailing from the Lehigh Valley. We We are a group committed to Tasty Food and Tasty Folks eager to titillate your taste buds. love spinning and watching our exploring connection in commu- Dippity Do Da, Dippity Yay, my oh friends spin so bring your toys nity and between individuals. We Campzilla my, What a Dippity Day! and a spotter friend and spin with do this through dance, move- Beware...strike that, Become us! We’ll keep you warm. ment, play, games, and inter-sub- Godzilla! The moment you set Balls Camp jective meditation (We Spaces). foot on Campzilla soil, you will Where ball gowns will be worn, Camp ? (Question) We attend many regional burning feel your inner monster ROAR! balls will be played with and/or Camp ? is a theme camp dedi- man events and Burning Man We Campzilla monsters are a dodged, and Principles will be cated to questioning everything. itself. beautiful cornucopia of genders upheld! We invite you to come Asking questions, answering and sexual orientations; artis- have a ball, where it’s all about questions questioning the ques- Camp Copernicus tic and fabulous; geeky, nerdy, the balls: ball gowns, bouncy tions that we ask, in general, we Astronomy, science, and dorky and dorky; foodies, gamers, and balls, meat balls, rum balls, gum are curious, and want to show jokes! We’ll have a 12” telescope gardeners; and all such things balls, dodge balls. We may not you something questionable, or setup for views of the sun, the wonderful and enthusiastic. This have the biggest balls of them all find the best possible questions moon, the planets, and deep sky will be the 8th PDF for our theme but we’ll definitely have the best! to riddle you with. Tis not trivial, objects. Come and celebrate our camp and we plan to roll out Bring your balls, wear your ball nor small questions, although wondrous Universe with us! some new and exciting projects gowns, and join the fun! Warning: those are allowed. It is all ques- reflecting our focus on the cen- balls may or may not be returned! tions and the notion of our free- Camp Fucking Awesome trality of food, art, and play on dom to find out, whatever. Now with 100% more signage. building a stronger community within PDF. Come check us out!

36 The deadline to be included in the WWW is usually 4 weeks before opening Thursday. What, Where, When Guide | Playa del Fuego | October 2015 | Educate. Inform. Brainwash. 37 Theme Camps Theme Camps

Cenosilicaphobia Confessions of Sin Dickadance at home, and enjoy the compa- Cenosillicaphobia is a burner Confess your sins! Our genuine, Dickadance (formerly ny of your fellow goddess. We camp dedicated to the fine art faux-Father will listen to your “Decadance”) - “Dick(I) Dance(II)”. will have everything you need to of the home brew—be it beer, regrets, mistakes, and sins. He Souls from Philly’s Wobblehood bring out your inner goddess: jas- cider, or mead—and finding the might even have some sugges- combine sound and decadence mine, rose, makeup, nail polish, best company to share it with. tions for you. to bring you a sound camp called perfume, natural oils, lavender, So, do you, too, suffer from “Dickadance.” Stop by. Be lav- mehndi, bindi, and chamomile. Cenosilicaphobia—the fear of Crackerjack’s Booty Camp ished with our decadent bass and an empty glass? Bring your lone- Serving ALMOST all of your booty chillin’ illin’ lounge. Have a drink High Five ly mug by, and we’ll put your needs. We will tickle, rub, mas- at the bar (with proper ID). You Need a high five? Come visit us! fears to rest. We’re serving up sage, spank, or brand you booty. may find that our hospitality is Have high fives to give out? Come beers, ciders, and meads, all We have something for every simply overflowing. “Hm. Quite.” visit us! We might be high. homebrewed by on-site camp booty. members. Plus, our brewers love DoubleU and DoubleU Jurassic Snark to talk shop, whether you’re a Crash Pad Part 2. As if. long-time brewer or hoping to get Crash Pad is scattered this year, started! but have no fear, the Oktoberfest Fistful of Grapes Kamp Kinky Tiki is still here! Our friends over Hey there pilgrim. Throat Kink-friendly lounge, aerial arts, CLOUD NINE at TIKI are graciously letting us parched? Come water the hors- and bondage equipment. Rope Our own brand of weird. We bring take over their bar on Saturday es with some wine at A Fistful classes and idea sharing. the noise, the PLUR(ish), the peo- so we can host our traditional of Grapes. We even have some ple your mom warned you about Oktoberfest Happy Hour cele- of that char-don-nay for ya sis- Lone Rhino Goes Emo (that you grew up to be anyway). bration with beer, brats, and sies. And if you think you got the Do you have trouble fitting in? Do We’re loud, we’re fun, we’re most- pretzels. You’ll know when we’re gumption for it, come spin our you sometimes feel lonely even in a ly harmless. We’re building a sick there because our camp sign will wagon wheel! We-hell, do ya? crowd? Join us and we shall share stage and bringing a sick system. be outside TIKI during the event! our awkwardness and tasty bites. We’re dancing ’til dawn, slinging Check the WWW for details. Foundry Camp Camp with us in the back 40. drinks, and boo-loving on every- We bring Foundry arts to the one. We’ll have a system, full Deadly Muppets Lounge Playa and offer workshops that OurLittlePonies DJ setup, and light-up cloud art We are experts in hunting and are educational while letting burn- Burners: The Next Generation. hanging from our 30x20 tent. All skinning fuzzy creatures of all ers make cast their own swag Come to the family-friendly kid are welcome to dance and party kinds to make sure our lounge is from recycled aluminum. We also zone for some G-rated fun. Child- from dusk ’til dawn! soft, comfy, and inviting: we are have a chill bar space for folks to like beings of all ages are invit- the Deadly Muppets! When tired hang out. ed to play and create with us, Comfy Corner or overstimulated from playing on or sit around a camp fire telling PDF camp friends and neighbors the Playa, come to our Arabian Fuzzy Box tales. Events will include bedtime from various states have been Nights-themed Deadly Muppets We’ve been around for a while, stories, baby rave, cheese and camping together as comfy corner Lounge! We provide a comfy so come have a drink with us! cracker social, art wagon parade, since 2010. Come sit by the fire, place with cushions, lanterns, crafting, drum circle, and more! have some sangria, and groove rugs, and tapestries for you to Goddess Retreat Please note this is NOT a camp to the music. We have become a rest, converse, and enjoy some A retreat for playa goddesses that will babysit your kids. Also warm and homely presence in the hookah and Turkish coffee that to come and get pampered by we will ask for behavior to be “G” far corner of the back field. Drop we serve at random times on dedicated and loving goddesses. or “PG” rated as much as possi- by for a game of Mega Onsie Beer Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. We Playa goddesses can pick from a ble inside our camp limits, includ- Pong or join the tournament and also have a smoke-free section variety of items off of the pamper ing no cigarettes, and ask before be the lucky winner of a paddling so non-smokers can enjoy our menu, sit back and relax, feel taking photos. Thanks! by Doorframe! lounge. Deadly Muppets hearts U!

38 The deadline to be included in the WWW is usually 4 weeks before opening Thursday. What, Where, When Guide | Playa del Fuego | October 2015 | Educate. Inform. Brainwash. 39 Theme Camps Theme Camps

Porcine Aviation Camp one person’s clothes, wigs, and The Legion of DOOM Your PDF destination for all accessories become the fashion Your saviors have perished, Playa things improbable, unlikely, treasures of another. We plan to Del Fuego. A cabal of evil forces and ill-fated. Try your hand at be open for business 12 to 5 pm has slaughtered your precious HairyTaco DongToss! or stick on Friday and Saturday, possibly heroes and occupied the shell of your neck out for a drink at the other times during the daylight their once mighty fortress. Gone Guillotine Bar. Cards, games, hours, too. We encourage super- are the days of your pandering and activities all weekend. Come model attitudes. Clothing dona- pathetic do-gooders, you will You would be find us! Let’s do something tions are encouraged (fabulous now face the combined wrath stupid! BadIdeaDarts available only, please!) of HYDRO, The Legion of Doom, upon request Donald Trump, and MechaHitler. so totally Stardust Pray for yourselves, mortals. We Prancing Pony Camp Stardust is a burner theme are coming. We are watching. Your neighborhood hole in the camp at Playa del Fuego. We brew good at that! wall on on the playa. Vietnamese Iced Coffee and host TIKI other activities that vary from Come get freaky with Camp TIKI! Quantum Steep burn to burn. We mix up delicious fruity island We love entheogens—plants with cocktails, and DJs provide some You really would. histories of shamanic usage. Two Sticky Mike’s of the hottest Oontz-oontzes on examples: Guayusa and yerba Camp Green Goddess the playa. Come play on our St. You know it. mate, the main ingredients in Sticky Mike’s Camp Green Andrew’s Cross, or just admire Pedro’s Burn Brew. We also love Goddess is a drag-tacular twist- our shiny new bar! So break out stories, chatting, camp fires, food, ed train wreck featured only in your finest tacky beachwear, costumes, hugs, and secrets. the fall (unless we are drugged Hawaiian shirts, grass skirts, and This event is entirely run by ALSO JOKES. We really like jokes. into doing it for spring) that will coconut bras and come find us feature Sticky Mike’s really shitty and discover why “all roads lead volunteers. There’s zillions Radish coffee served with a smile, lots to TIKI.” Jungle Juice available No one can explain what it is to of scag drag, and a special rock all day, every day. of ways to help: pointing out be radish; one simply is or is not and roll event hosted by Sticky radish. No radishes allowed. himself. Just look for the green Videogasm pitfalls in parking, procuring machine and the beacons to find Check out our offbeat video play- Saturnalia your way home. Join us in the list by night and body painting a pony effigy, protecting fire Saturnalia is a Carnival-based evenings for our signature drinks set up by day. Wanna paint? Join camp consisting of various that are bound to lower your inhi- in! We’ve got the pro stuff for perimeter, print coordination, attractions including freakshows, bitions and your expectations. you to experiment with. music, games, and revelry! The Dollhouse and about 627 other things Scratch’s Costume Camp Enter the Dollhouse and imag- BURNTASTIC GEAR AT GIFT ine that you, yourself, are a doll. that go on all year long. ECONOMY PRICES!! Unprepared Oversized stuffed animal cuddle with appropriate burn attire? Poor puddle, large clocks, crazy straw Participation Station is a great newbie. Maybe you’re a seasoned bar, and paintable tables. Tea burner that’s 99% fabulous and party and lovely doll hosts—be place to find more info. just need something to complete done up to look like a doll and your look. Whoever you are, visit experience the magic—come to Scratch’s Costume Camp where the Dollhouse!

40 The deadline to be included in the WWW is usually 4 weeks before opening Thursday. What, Where, When Guide | Playa del Fuego | October 2015 | Educate. Inform. Brainwash. 41 Fields 1-6: Reserved Theme Camps & Art only ------Field 6 6a: Camp Copernicus 6b: Jurassic Snark 6c: Cenosilicaphobia 6d: Campzilla 6e: Teapee and GamaLamaDingDong 6f: Quantum Steep 6g: Foundry Camp 6h: Stardust 6i: Camp Re-Charge Map of Whole------Site Sound Restrictions: Detail Map Field 5 Fields 1-6: Reserved Theme Camps & Art only Midnight - 10 am Back Field: ------5a: Kamp Kinky Tiki Field 6 Open Camping 6a: Camp Copernicus5b: Fuzzy Box 6b: Jurassic Snark 6c: Cenosilicaphobia5c: Fistful of Grapes 6d: Campzilla Camp ? (Question) 6e: Teapee and GamaLamaDingDong5d: 6i 6g 6f: Quantum Steep 6g: Foundry Camp5e: Otherworldly Portrait Painting Experience (art) 6h: Stardust 5f: The Dollhouse 6h 6i: Camp Re-Charge 6f ------5g: Burning HeartsSound Restrictions: Field 5 Midnight - 10 am Back Field: 6a 6d Field 6 5a: Kamp Kinky Tiki High Five Open Camping 5b: Fuzzy Box 5h: 5c: Fistful of Grapes5i: Porcine Aviation Camp 6b 6c 5d: Camp ? (Question) 6i 6g 6e 5e: Otherworldly Portrait5j: Pyramid Painting Experience People (art) 5f: The Dollhouse 6h Burning Hearts 6f 5l 5g: 5k: Prancing Pony Field 6 Field 5 5h: High Five 6a 6d 5a 5b 5c 5i: Porcine Aviation5l: Camp Radish 6b 6c 6e 5k 5d 5j: Pyramid People No Large Vehicles 5l 5h 5g 5f 5k: Prancing Pony------5a 5b 5c Field 5 5e beyond this point if mud 5k 5d 5j 5l: Radish No Large Vehicles 5h 5g 5f ------Field 4 5j 5e beyond this point if mud Field 4 Back 5i 4b 4c Camp Contact Back 5i 4b 4c 4a: Camp Contact4a: Parking R Parking R 4b: The Wallows 4a 4d PS Field 4 4d PS 4c: LimaAlphaTangoEcho4b: The Wallows P 4a Field 4 4d: The Legion of DOOM P 3b Back Gate Barn P ------4c: LimaAlphaTangoEcho Field 3 3a 3c S Field 3 The Legion of DOOM D 6 P 3b 3a: Barrel of Fun 4d: Barn 2a 2b 6 Back Gate 3b: TIKI ------2c Field 3 3c: Deadly Muppets Lounge Field 2 3a S 2h 2f 3c ------Field 3 2g 2d Field 2 2e D 6 1e 2a: DoubleU and DoubleU3a: Barrel of Fun 1h 1g 1f 6 2b: Cloud Nine Gravel/Dirt Road 2a 2b 2c: Camp Sexy 3b: TIKI Grass Road 1a 1b 1d Field 1 2c 2d: Videogasm Walking Path P 2e: Sticky Mike's Camp3c: GreenDeadly Goddess Muppets Lounge Entrance to 1 1c Crackerjacks Booty Camp Field 1 & 2 2 Field 2 2f: Pony 2f Dickadance MASH-First Aid oneway loop 2h 2g: ------Sanctuary Burn Stage No Camping Zone 2g 2d Dick Poetry (art) 3 Around Stage 2e 2h: WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot2Field 2 W Water 4 & Pavillion ------5 W (temporary items/events only) 1g 1f 1e Field 1 2a: DoubleU andS DoubleUShower 1h 1a: Saturnalia S Pavillion Gravel/Dirt Road 1b: Scratch’s Costume2b: Camp Cloud Nine P Potty 1cd: Camp Burning Bear Dumpster RV Parking Field 1 Connie’s Cantina2c: (art) Camp SexyD Grass Road 1a 1b 1d 1e: Border Control Videogasm R Rangers P 1f: Nemma Lanterns2d: (art) Walking Path Participation 1g: TangoBravoDelta PS H 1 1c WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot12e: Sticky Mike's StationCamp Green Goddess Front Field: Entrance to 1h: (volunteer here) Open Camping ------2f: Crackerjacks Booty Camp Field 1 & 2 2 Burning Art / Art Keep Out MASH-First Aid Pony 1: CHURCH 2g: Dickadance P oneway loop No Camping Zone 2: The Confessional Sanctuary Burn Stage 3: Patchwork Painting Dick Poetry (art) D 4: Ark of the Covenant Front 3 Around Stage 5: Tapestries with Dharma Dye Parking 4 2h: WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot2 & Gate Water 6: Soap Box/AntiBox W & Pavillion ------To Odessa (temporary items/events only) Fall 2015_v01 5 W Field 1 S Rt.Shower 9 1a: Saturnalia S Pavillion Potty 42 1b:The Scratch’s deadline to be included Costume in the WWW Camp is usually 4 weeks before opening Thursday.P What, Where, When Guide | Playa del Fuego | October 2015 | Educate. Inform. Brainwash. 43 1cd: Camp Burning Bear Dumpster RV Parking Connie’s Cantina (art) D 1e: Border Control R Rangers 1f: Nemma Lanterns (art) Participation 1g: TangoBravoDelta PS H WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot1 Station Front Field: 1h: (volunteer here) Open Camping ------Burning Art / Art Keep Out 1: CHURCH P 2: The Confessional 3: Patchwork Painting D 4: Ark of the Covenant Front Tapestries with Dharma Dye Parking 5: & Gate 6: Soap Box/AntiBox To Odessa Fall 2015_v01 Rt. 9