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Who The Heck Is Shorty Small’s Shorty Small? Complimentary This story starts back in eighteen eighty-eight; it’s about a mining Calendar town slapjack who made the worst pancakes ever. FULL MOON (But, if you’re hungry, January 6th, Thunder Chicken Day. who gives a darn . . .). This day each year you can stay at the Well, anyway, the story we really Thunder Chicken for Free. This is the want to tell is about his son, Shorty. best day of the year for Cindy and Patty. Shorty was born in nineteen thirty- February 9th, Teeth Cleanin’ Day four. Needless to say, Ol’ Josh was (Michele Davis tries to brush away the seventy-four when Shorty was born. Diet Dr. Pepper on this day, but you sure Well, as Shorty grew on plain can’t tell). folks’ food, he attained the great March 2nd, Macho Nacho Day! The day height of five feet two inches, and Ain’t Nothin’ Sacred. that TJ accidentally turned over all the he expan’ed to two hundred and condiments in the kitchen onto a big ninety pounds. And Shorty jus’ kept steamy plate of melted cheese & chips on expan’in’. . . and expan’in’ and - he’s been a Shorty Small’s hero ever’ expan’in. . . . since! www.shortysmalls.com We won’t mention his weight again, Ever’thang’s for Sale!!!! April 18th, The day Chris Potts declared but we’ll tell of his inheritance of Shorty’s greedy old business Bottle of Shorty Small’s World it was okay to eat with your hands the saloon business from his pappy, partner, Kendall Hancock, will sell Famous BBQ Sauce...... $7.95 day! BBQ lovers have been grateful Josh. By the way, Josh kept the fire anything to make a profit. Shorty and Case...... $79.95 ever’ sinced. hot and fathered more youngin’s Sadie’s building, land, equipment, Truckload...... $71,280.00 named Beth, Bill, Jairo, Sebastian, and lifetime collection of receipts, (and we’ll throw in a slab of ribs). Marcos, Chad, Tracy, Noe, Roberto, Mosta-the-Moon copyrights, antiques and the whole Jim, TJ, Bodine, Tara, Chuck and T-Shirts: one of ours...... $99.99 May 7th, No Gambling Day. This day shootin’match...... $55,000,000.00. Justin. Josh died happy at a hunnert the guy sittin’ nexta ya’s...... $5.99 each year Bill Walker does not gamble and four. In fact, it was a hunnert and pays off his gambling debts. Building and land.....$6,208,000.00 and four degrees the day he died. Walk in cooler...... $28,815.00 June 10th, Research Your Family Tree (does not include ear muffs or There were lots of women in Equipment...... $1,833,000.00 (If it's a bush, just make it a half day.) mittens) Shorty’s life, includin’: Patty, Mandi, June 11th, Pick Your Neighbor's Pocket Back Bar...... $862,000.00 Shelly, Lacey, Amy. Tram & Lindsay Light fixture...... $1,317.50 Day (...and hope you come up with and he loved ‘em all (but not at (please pick up after hours, light more than just lint....) the same time...). Yet, none caught Pepsi-Cola Sign...... $222,000.00 bulbs is extra). July 21st, Shorty Made Bail and Got his fancy like Sadie Woedzinski Outta Jail Day. (It wadn't his fault (wad*zen*skee!). Sadie was just Airplane Fan...... $187,000.00 Mirror behind bar...... $18,210.00 anyway.) a skinny young thang, an’ she Music System...... $86,000.00 (money & phone numbers hidden was gooder than gold. But years July 23rd, Salt Lick Day. Dare all your behind mirror, behind bar we get of cookin’ for Shorty – and his friends to lick the salt block in the Chandelier...... $283,000.00 to keep). inherited interest in young ladies – pasture, then go to Shorty Small's for a began to show a lot of wear and tear Jack Dempsey Picture.$272,000.00 Dumbwaiter...... $304,569.00 shot of Tequila with bar-keep James! on poor Sadie, yet she still stuck by and we are not talking about the his side (it was the right side – not Table Tops...... $415.00 one waiting on you. the left). Not-Much-a-the-Moon if'n there’s gum stuck August 11th, Moms with Lotsa Kids Well, you’re here readin’ all this underneath...... $412.00) Live pig...... $2,850.00 Day. (Shorty picks up the Harsha's tab.) bull, and we’re sure glad you are. carvin’ yer initials will cost ya extra! Dead pig...... $42,450.00 www.shortysmalls.com As you can see and taste, the great American Shorty Small’s tradition is Booths...... $1,527.50 Meat cleaver...... $23.50 still expan’in’ – and so is the saga of (Shorty reserves the right to keep Shorty Small. any change or hard candy found Silk purse out of behind ‘em). a sow’s ear...... $1,337.50 Your own personal beer tap: Bar Stools: With a brass plaque and new...... $857.00 ever’-thang...... $3,897.00 broke in...... $985.99 (pick your favorite “flavor”) MEMBERS PAY A SMALL MONTHLY FEE TO GET Front door...... $2,395.22 Your own personal parkin’ OWNER’S CLUB PRICING! (please bring someone with ya that place...... $25,530.00 annually IT’S A GREAT VALUE! can stand by the entrance ‘til we find (you will be penalized if you park YOUR SERVER CAN another one). crooked). GET YOU SIGNED UP. www.shortysmalls.com Drop us a line at: www.shortysmalls.com

SOFT PRETZELS SHORTY’S FAMOUS ONION LOAF Soft warm pretzels, lightly salted and served with a A heap of sliced onions lightly breaded side of Cheese Sauce fer dippin’.....$7.59 then deep-fried to a golden brown. Owner's Club.....$3.80 MACHO NACHOS This is the big daddy of all the nachos Served with Chipotle Ranch dip.....$7.99 Owner's Club.....$4.00 CHICKEN LIVERS in Nacholand...bunches and bunches of An appetizer portion of Shorty's southern-fried chicken tortilla chips heaped with hearty chili, Jack and Cheddar cheeses. Topped MOZZARELLA STICKS livers, served with country gravy and chives.....$8.99 Wrap your hands around one of these babies Owner's Club.....$4.50 with diced tomatoes, jalapeño peppers, lettuce and sour cream.....$9.99 and dunk it in Sadie’s special marinara. Owner's Club.....$5.00 5 HUGE sticks.....$9.59 FRIED GREEN BEANS Owner's Club.....$4.80 A heap of lightly battered green beans deep-fried to Add guacamole.....$1.99 crispy perfection. Served with a side of creamy ranch Add chicken.....$1.99 Chili deleted upon request. CHEESE DIP & CHIPS dressing fer dippin’….$7.29 Sadie does this up right with lots of special Owner's Club.....$3.65 SOUP OF THE DAY: seasonings, tops it off with spicy beef and chives, FRIED MUSHROOMS A bowl of hearty soup, including varieties such then serves it with a basket of crunchy chips as Creamy 'Tater Bacon, Spicy Chicken Tortilla, and a side of tasty salsa.....$8.59 A great big pile of hand battered mushrooms – Homemade Chili, or Stuffed Pepper from Shorty's Owner's Club.....$4.30 these little gems are just what you’ve been secret recipe file. Ask your server about Add guacamole.....$1.99 hankerin’ fer. Served with Chipotle Ranch today's selection dressing fer dippin’.....$7.99 Bowl.....$5.99 Cup.....$4.49 Owner's Club.....$4.00 Owner's Club.....$3.00 Owner's Club.....$2.25

*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or EGGS may increase your RISK of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

THE BASIC HAMBURGER* For the meat-lover in you! All dressed up with mustard, mayo, lettuce, tomato, onion and pickle...... $8.29 Owner's Club.....$4.15 Boring THE BASIC CHEESEBURGER* Our juicy Basic Hamburger with melted American Cheese...... $8.99 Burgers Owner's Club.....$4.50 Add delicious, crispy, Bacon-y Bacon to either of these to make 'em less boring.....just 99¢ more!

GUACAMOLE BURGER* Guacamole, Swiss cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and red onion on our juicy burger...... $10.99 Owner's Club.....$5.50 MUSHROOM SWISS BURGER* Our delicious hamburger with all the goodies, then topped with grilled mushrooms and onions and melted Swiss cheese...... $10.59 Owner's Club.....$5.30 BLACK & BLEU CHEESEBURGER* We rev up a burger with a touch of blackening spice; with Swiss cheese, mayo, veggies, and creamy bleu cheese dressing.....$10.99 Owner's Club.....$5.50 BBQ BACON CHEDDAR BURGER* Start with mayo and pickles, then top with crisp bacon, Shorty’s BBQ sauce, melted cheese, and crunchy fried onions...... $10.99 Owner's Club.....$5.50 CHILI CHEESE BURGER* Hot, tasty, hearty chili, dribblin' over the top and down the sides, smothered in melty, gooey cheese...... $10.99 The Kitchen Sink Burger Owner's Club.....$5.50 That’s right, we load up everything but the kitchen sink on one of our hand-cut burgers! American and Swiss cheeses, bacon, sautéed mushrooms, grilled onions, and all the regular burger fixin’s. Extra napkins are optional...... $11.59 Owner's Club.....$5.80 All Burgers (boring or Fancy) served with a stack of Shorty's great seasoned fries!

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SADIE’S SOUTHERN CHICKEN SALAD Crisp, fresh salad greens topped with a whole bunch of Southern fried chicken, All of our sandwiches are served with mixed cheeses, tomatoes, red onion rings, a stack of Shorty’s great seasoned fries. croutons, and cucumbers.....$10.99 Owner’s Club.....$5.50 PULLED PORK SANDWICH A big ol’ portion of slow cooked pork seasoned TURKEY COBB SALAD with savory herbs and spices, served on a steamy bun Our freshest salad with diced tomatoes, with onion and BBQ sauce; comes with coleslaw.....$9.59 mixed cheeses, chopped eggs, cucumbers, Owner’s Club.....$4.80 bits of bacon, avocado, red onions, croutons, and loaded with lite turkey.....$12.59 MONTE CRISTO Owner’s Club.....$6.30 Slices of ham, turkey, Swiss and American cheese sandwiched between Texas toast then battered and deep fried. Topped with powedered sugar FIESTA SALAD and a side of raspberry sauce for dipping.....$9.79 Owner’s Club.....$4.90 Our newest creation! Mixed greens loaded up with diced tomatoes, corn & black bean salsa, cheddar TURKEY CLUB CROISSANT and Monterey Jack cheeses, pulled chilled chicken A large croissant roll loaded with lots of turkey, bacon, and fresh slices of avocado. lettuce, tomato, mayo, and Swiss cheese.....$9.79 Purty darn good with a little salsa...... $11.99 Owner’s Club.....$4.90 Owner’s Club.....$6.00 Add guacamole.....99¢ SHORTY'S TACO SALAD HONEY MUSTARD CHICKEN CLUB Flash-fried tortilla shell filled with mixed greens The best dressed sandwich on the menu! Golden fried chicken tenders & mixed cheeses, diced tomatoes, corn & black topped with melted Swiss cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onions, mayo, bean salsa, hearty chili and a scoop of sour cream. and a side of Shorty’s Special Honey Mustard Sauce.....$9.59 Served with salsa...... $10.99 Owner's Club.....$4.80 Owner’s Club.....$5.50 Add guacamole.....99¢ AVOCADO CHICKEN SANDWICH Sadie’s new fancy sandwich – grilled chicken tenders BLACKENED CHICKEN SALAD and fresh slices of avocado on a toasted hoagie bun with mayo, Crunchy, garden greens topped with melted Swiss, lettuce, tomato and red onion.....$9.59 blackened chicken, parmesan cheese, tomatoes, Owner’s Club.....$4.80 corn & black bean salsa, cucumbers, and croutons. Great with our Chipotle Ranch dressing.....$10.99 Owner’s Club.....$5.50 Blackened Shrimp Pasta FRIED CHICKEN LIVERS WORLD FAMOUS CATFISH Cowboy shrimp that’s lightly blackened A country favorite! We fry up a heapin' served over penne pasta tossed in Alfredo helpin' of hand-breaded chicken livers and These crispy, fried-just-right, water-breathin’ critters sauce, with tomatoes, chives and Parmesan serve 'em to ya with creamy gravy, slaw, and are why Shorty is known far and wide; served with cheese...... $13.99 seasoned french fries.....$11.99 piled high fries and our homemade coleslaw.....$14.99 Owner's Club.....$7.00 Owner's Club.....$6.00 Owner's Club.....$7.50 Blackened Chicken Pasta SMOTHERED GRILLED SHRIMP PLATTER Tender strips of blackened chicken, tomatoes CHICKEN Ain’t nothin’ shrimpy about this! Battered, breaded and chives atop penne pasta tossed in a rich Juicy chicken tenders grilled with sautéed and fried to crispy goodness. We add cocktail sauce Alfredo sauce and Parmesan cheese...... $12.99 mushrooms, onions and bell peppers then for dippin', and serve 'em with fries and slaw; you’ll Owner's Club.....$6.50 topped with melted Swiss cheese. Served love ever’ bite!.....$15.99 with rice pilaf and green beans.....$13.49 Owner's Club.....$8.00 Baked Cheese Ziti Owner's Club.....$6.75 Pasta tossed in Shorty’s creamy blush sauce BROILED SALMON and baked with tons of mozzarella cheese– CHICKEN FINGER PLATTER Seasoned with Sadie’s secret blend of spices, broiled Yummy!...... $11.99 Strips of tender chicken batter dipped, to perfection, then served with rice pilaf and green hand-breaded, and fried to a golden brown; Owner's Club.....$6.00 beans.....$15.99 served with slaw and French fries.....$13.99 Owner's Club.....$8.00 Chicken Fried Chicken Pasta Owner's Club.....$7.00 Tender penne pasta tossed in Alfredo sauce then ROASTED CHICKEN BLACKENED CATFISH topped with slices of Shorty’s hand-battered For the healthy-minded folks. A generously seasoned and golden-fried chicken, tomato, chives and An extra tender half of a slow-roasted 'farm-raised' catfish fillet grilled then topped with a sprinkled with Parmesan cheese...... $12.99 chicken served with rice pilaf zesty mixture of corn & black bean salsa, Owner's Club.....$6.50 www.shortysmalls.com and green beans.....$12.99 and diced tomatoes. Served with rice pilaf Owner's Club.....$6.50 and green beans.....$14.99 Chicken Parmigian (As available) Owner's Club.....$7.50 Golden fried chicken tenders topped with marinara sauce and melted mozzarella cheese, *Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or EGGS may increase your RISK of foodborne illness, served over penne pasta...... $12.59 especially if you have certain medical conditions. Owner's Club.....$6.30 Pasta Jambalaya Sadie's newest dish combines juicy smoked sausage and tender pulled chicken with grilled onions & peppers all tossed with enough sauce and spice to tickle your taste buds!...... $12.59 AGED and HAND-CUT Angus mushroom Owner's Club.....$6.30 KANSAS CITY STRIP Chop STEAK USDA choice Kansas City Strip An Angus chop steak that's stuffed with a tasty grilled to perfection! Served with mushroom fillin' on the inside and then topped a loaded dinner salad and loaded with more sautéed mushrooms on the outside! mashed 'tators.....$19.99 Served with loaded mashed 'tators and green Loaded Dinner Salad...... $3.59 Owner's Club.....$10.00 Piled High Fried Okra...... $3.59 beans.....$13.99 Loaded Mashed 'Tators...... $2.99 Owner's Club.....$7.00 Sweet 'Tator Fries SHORTY’S SIRLOIN with creamy dippin' sauce...... $2.99 EVER'BODY'S Favorite Steak! Chicken Fried Steak Coleslaw...... $1.69 A juicy sirloin lightly seasoned, A HUGE hand-breaded steak topped with Baked Beans...... $1.69 then served with a loaded country gravy, served with crisp fries, and Rice Pilaf...... $2.29 green salad and loaded Green Beans...... $1.69 creamy coleslaw Mandarin Oranges...... $1.69 mashed 'tators.....$16.99 Shorty’s Original...... $16.99 Sadie Size...... $13.99 French Fries ...... $1.69 Owner's Club.....$8.50 Owner's Club.....$8.50 Owner's Club.....$7.00 Onion Straws ...... $1.99 Sautéed Mushrooms...... $1.99 Grilled Onions...... $1.29 Guacamole...... $1.99 Sour Cream...... $.99

KWith purchase of an entréek Add-on Shrimp...... $4.99 SHORTY’S ORIGINAL WORLD-FAMOUS RIBS Add a Side of Ribs...... $6.99 Jumpin’-Off-The-Bone Tender”™! Served with seasoned fries, Add a Side of Smoked Turkey...... $5.99 coleslaw, and sweet & tangy baked beans. Add a Side of Pulled Pork...... $4.99 Add a Side of Smoked Sausage...... $4.99 Shorty’s Original.....$17.99 Sadie’s Size.....$14.99 Add Bacon...... $.99 Owner's Club.....$9.00 Owner's Club.....$7.50 Substitute Dinner Salad...... $2.59 Substitute Loaded Mashed ’Tators...... $1.99 ™ HICKORY-SMOKED TURKEY Substitute Sweet 'Tator Fries...... $1.19 ALMOST FAMOUS PULLED PORK Sadie says eatin' healthy can feel so-o-o-o good! Substitute Onion Straws...... $1.29 Don’t want to mess with bones? We’ve got just the thing – sweetly marinated pulled pork Hickory-smoked turkey sliced to order and served topped off with tangy barbecue sauce.....$13.99 with all our BBQ fixin's.....$14.29 Owner's Club.....$7.00 Owner's Club.....$7.15 BBQ CHICKEN DINNER SADIE’S BBQ SMOKED SAUSAGE Roasted chicken basted over and over (and over) Shorty adds a touch of tasty BBQ Sauce to his wife again in Shorty's scrumptious sauce.....$13.59 Sadie Woeszinski’s smoked sausage recipe.....$12.99 ORIGINAL RIB COMBO Owner's Club.....$6.80 Owner's Club.....$6.50 Combine our delicious All BBQ Dinners include fresh coleslaw, baked beans, and seasoned fries “Jumpin-Off-The-Bone Tender Ribs”® with your choice of one of the following: JUST YER BASIC BBQ Combo Slow-roasted Pulled Pork served with BBQ-basted Smoked Sausage...... $14.59 World Famous Catfish, Owner's Club.....$7.30 Golden Fried Shrimp, SHORTY'S TRIPLE MEAT Combo Jumpin-Off-The-Bone Tender® Ribs are sitting purdy Hand Battered Chicken Tenders, with Pulled Pork and Smoked Sausage, topped off with BBQ sauce; Almost Famous Pulled Pork, served with baked beans, coleslaw, and our seasoned fries...... $20.99 Sadie’s Smoked Sausage, Owner's Club.....$10.50 or Hickory-Smoked Turkey, and MIX & MATCH! MAKE THESE COMBINATIONS TRULY YOURS! Take the delectable first item and add one of Shorty's Choices you are in for to make up one customized combo just for you! a de-e-e-lectible FRIED SHRIMP Combo de-e-e-light!!! Hand-breaded Fried Shrimp & zesty cocktail sauce served with your choice of Fried Catfish, Chicken Tenders, Served with creamy coleslaw, Pulled Pork, BBQ Smoked Sausage, or Hickory-Smoked Turkey...... $16.59 LOTS of seasoned fries, and Owner's Club.....$8.30 FRIED CATFISH Combo sweet, tangy baked beans Golden brown Fried Catfish strips and homemade tarter sauce $17.59 served with your choice of Chicken Tenders & Gravy, BBQ Smoked Sausage, Owner's Club.....$8.80 Pulled Pork, or sliced Smoked Turkey...... $15.59 Owner's Club.....$7.80 HICKORY SMOKED TURKEY Combo Our new Hickory Smoked Turkey drizzled with smoky BBQ sauce served with your choice of Pulled Pork, Smoked Sausage or Chicken Tenders...... $14.99 Owner's Club.....$7.50 Belly Up To The Bar Catering Firewater, Hooch, Suds, Libations, Spirits, Moonshine, etc. and such LOW ALCOHOL It is our pledge and O’Doul’s practice to be responsible BEER FROM about servin’ alcohol, so OUTTA STATE Shorty’s loves to cater MARGARITAS AND appreciate your server if’n Corona he says “No More.” groups as small as 6 to Dos Equis Amber SPECIALTY DRINKS Dos Equis Lager We serve ‘em up with rocks as large as 1 million. Guiness in ‘em, but if you prefer, Thanks, Shorty Starting at only Heineken you can have ‘em frozen. Killian’s Margarita on the Rocks $7.95 per person. New Castle Frozen Margarita Samuel Adams Catering Menus Available Strawberry Margarita Shiner Bock Teetotaler Gold Margarita Contact us at Grand Gold Margarita www.shortysmalls.com BEER FROM Pina Colada Drinks THESE PARTS Strawberry Daiquiri Bud VIRGIN COCKTAILS KBANQUET ROOMSk Bud Light WINE Virgin Mary, Pina Colada, Bud Light Lime Strawberry Daiquiri, ARE AVAILABLE Bud Select Cabernet, Strawberry Margarita. at most Shorty Small’s Coors Light Chardonnay, Michelob Ultra Merlot and locations. Book your Miller Lite White Zinfandel are all available employee, holiday, by the glass. birthday or book burnin’ affairs with us! FIREWATER CURE ALL Whether ya got the blues or a hang-over: Shorty’s Bloody Dr. Pepper ~ COFFEE KGIVE THE GIFTk Mary will have you up and Tropicana Lemonade around in no time. OF GOOD TASTE With A Shorty Small’s SADIE’S BREATH Gift Certificate. BEER ON TAP A delicious concoction that ASK YOUR SERVER can only be found at (If you do, your ABOUT OUR Shorty Small’s and in a small friends will love you, BEERS ON TAP! village in eastern Poland (One sip, and you’ll tap too!) (better try it here – we’re a lot closer). and your wife might Oh yeah, you can keep the glass. not leave you...).

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DEEP-FRIED TWINKIES™ TURTLE CHEESECAKE SIZZLIN’ APPLE PIE NEW YORK STYLE What a Treat! Creamy cheesecake covered Sadie hand picks the apples CHEESECAKE Shorty picked up this idea at with caramel and chocolate sauce herself, bakes to perfection and Classic and creamy cheesecake The World’s Fair. Three golden then topped with whipped cream serves on a sizzling skillet with ice that's as smooth as silk. wonders hand-dipped into a and nuts.....$5.59 cream and a brandy butter sauce – Ask your server about our variety special batter, and they come out Owner's Club.....$2.80 YUMMY!.....$7.99 of toppings available.....$5.29 hot and creamy inside and crispy Owner's Club.....$4.00 Owner's Club.....$2.65 outside. Served with Uncle Saul’s CHOCOLATE CHIP Arkansas Berry Sauce.....$7.59 BIG COUNTRY Owner's Club.....$3.80 BROWNIE SUNDAE BLACKBERRY COBBLER A warm chocolate chip cookie Incredible! CHOCOLATE CAKE and fresh baked brownie topped Six decadent layers of chocolate Delicious blackberry cobbler CARROT CAKE with vanilla ice cream, caramel, cake and creamy rich frostin' – topped with rich, decadent The best carrot cake ever made! chocolate, whipped cream, nuts perfect to share with the chocolate vanilla ice cream.....$4.99 We guarantee it!.....$5.79 and a cherry.....$7.59 lovers in your party! Enjoy.....$7.99 Owner's Club.....$2.50 Owner's Club.....$2.90 Owner's Club.....$3.80 Owner's Club.....$4.00

Shorty’s Games Aged Woman Walks and Trivia Over 500 Miles 1. How many times is Mrs. Lory Wheeler of Denver, 90 www.shortysmalls.com years of age, walked into Shorty listed in the menu? Small’s at 2 o’clock Saturday having come on foot from the 2. How many times is Cherokee strip. She walked six Shorty’s wife’s name, hunnert and fifty miles, with “Sadie”, listed in the exception of a trifle over 100 the menu? miles, which she rode on a train. Averaging more than twenty Monday 3. How much does it cost miles every day she walked, 59 to buy the shirt on the she claimed that the reason Mom's Meatloaf - $ 8. guy sitting next to you? why she setout was because she had a hankerin’ for one of Tuesday 4. Who will rent you Shorty’s World Famous Juicy a custom-made Burgers. Asked if the walk was 89 out house? worth it, Lory replied, “Fer dang BBQ Smoked Sausage Skillet - $ 7. sure! Ya just cain’t beat Shorty’s 5. How tall is Shorty Small? Juicy Burgers, but causa all that Wednesday walkin’my dogs is barkin’ purty 59 6. If you bought two table bad now.” Smoked Turkey Sandwich - $ 8. tops, how much would it cost ya? Thursday 7. What day is it okay 29 to eat BBQ with Pot Roast Skillet - $ 8. your hands? Friday 8. Who is Shorty’s greedy 59 business partner? Catfish Po'boy - $ 8. 9. How many miles did Daily the Aged Woman travel 59 for a Juicy Burger? Soup & Salad - $ 7.