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nail A i Ji !iv aril] TENANTS THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE GNOME WARNED: SHUT 1113 OR DI Landlord makes death threats over complaint

TERRIFIED tenants have received By HANNAH RATTRAY Health to inspect the property, who death threats frum their landlord declared it unfit for human habitation. after they complained about their The landlord had recently been home - even though it is unfit us at 24The hours PR students notice." at Leeds suspended from the Accommodation for human habitation. Bureau and Unipol - after failing to "The problems we had included produce a gas safety certificate. mice, having no electricity for a WHY WE HAVE Alison Taft, spokesperson for month and leaking carbon monoxide Unipol, defended the service: The in the house." said one tenant. TO STOP THE ROT conduct of owners can be a real "We complained because the problem, but Unipol have a landlord landlord had been signed up to the • Pagel index available in their office listing what students have said about the Unipol Code of Standards for a few Metropolitan University called in GNOME COMFORTS: Ceramic delight in Headingley Pic: Sarah Davis various properties they have lived years, yet he has made numerous the Department of Environmental death threats and threatened to evict PAM 11, COLUMN 5 FULL STORY • PAGE 3 1, Comment 6-9, Feature 12-13, Outlook 15-20, Sport 21-24. Plus 24-page

2 NEWSDESK 243 4727 Leeds Student, Friday November 14 1997 Ma. I Aplarilcd was Just fineri- ing tiddly drinks, when he Leeds Student picked up my glass and emp- Minerva's moan tied contents onto floor. Was so Diary of a failed sex fiend turned arty student outraged. but as was too pissed This week in to demand compensation had selves with something called a can't men get safe sex, and I to go outside. At home thought don't promote drinking or not England and Wales' Saturday: spons hall. Went to pub should really do some work as working., or anything like that. \Laic up with instead_ Big mistake. Foods:di has en' t done any for ages A tut Was so upset Iv) htinbncts of best student Dots - kith louts every where desperately tried to fill out some forms for letter that went &Ian to Old Last wanted to go shopping. She trying to teach every girl in jobs next year. Was hard Bar to get thoroughly pissed. newspaper Friday: As wanted to know all about what sight the workings of the off- enough to remernher what my Never understood the purpose Dors wasn't David wore in bed. but had to side trap. Little do they realise email was without all those of a pint glass to be honest. NEWS speaking to tell his that it wasn't actually that none of us actually give a other really weird questions me she couki• him in the bed with me. but his damn. Surely they should have big about what management skills University n't find out Lat. bottoms and small tops rather I have and all that. Filled it all where. I'd Monday: Clot a letter today. than other way round, coy the in and was just at end whoa faces legal spent the night Sunday: Decaded to go to the Very excited. absolutely adore way they are now, you just suddenly spilt pint all over it. battle from on Thursday, gym with [karts, since we had getting post. and love the fact keep spilling all lager out the Drat_ which was just as lout got such lovely casual that my fan club is building up top. Is that why people drink Oh well, didn't want job postgrad spirits? Cos then you get at well really. Luckily David was wear yesterday in Harvey - even though it is ever so slow. anyway - and it's nub as lead as very understanding about my Nicks, and seemed a shame not Was rather shocked to learn straight glass. and they don't David. His cat threw up all paves 4-5 completely blotto and hull- to wear it. Called David to tind that anonymous writer thought even MI it right to the top so over his. Honestly anyone you have absolutely no chance COMMENT goyer state on Thursday night, out exactly where gym was. I was irresponsible, So thought would think we were still irre- and took me home toll's to Told to go to sports hall, Sports about changing whole life of spilling it. Was very cross at sponsible teenagers still at sleep as 1 had lost my door hall? Are we back at school or plan. Thought about it seine end of evening. Was just finish- school. going down the sports New Labour: keys. Think I'll just let Dols something? Anyway gave up more. and decided that t really ing pint when Mr. I'm so hall rather than the gym. stew in her misery of not that idea since neither of us am not that irrysponsible. since importault security man comes Although I never got post new cash knowing. I don't have unsafe sex. cos I chargine avasscs to chuck me scandals? could bear to associate our- when I was thirteen

1)6.1* 6 TIGHTEN CAMPUS SECURITY AFTER ATTACKS FEATURE UN MANDARINS TO Oh Dearing, what can the matter be? pogo, 7 2- 3 Clampdown CAMPUS security is set to be stepped up following a spate of recent muggings on Scanning the university property. supermarket The Local Community By HELEN WYLIE facts through Issues Group gathered last our checkout week to discuss security for Fighthack personal safely students on and around campus. booklet which is issued to P•910 15 deciding that personal safety all students. and protection of students, An initiative has been set SPORT staff and property is a priority. up between Leeds City Council "We try to make and the police to prevent 'Faking the recommendations and come burglaries at student up with initiatives to make life accommodation. Landlords piste: getting safer for our students in the will he encouraged to upgrade under the community." said George private residences making them mask of LLTU's Bianchi-lower, Director of a difficult target for thieves. Security at Leeds University. Jessie Richards, a second fencing club year politics student. is pogo 22 Patrols surprised at the extent of the security service. "I think The role of the campus students need to he more policeman is being taken inure informed of what is available. seriously, with an increase of but knowing its there makes patrols at both universities and me feel safer." the group is attempting to improve the relationship Risk IMO between students and local residents. Recently, St Marks Flats "I decided to live in halls cheated. a Biology finalist. "Ws apparent "We are encouraging people have heen highlighted as a because I was• under the "We should he warned or to me that the University are to contact the polieeman for security risk when a resident iinpression that they maintained this before we agree to move doing the best they can to 4111%"IeC and problems.- added had his room burgled twice in a high level of security,- said tn." combat the security problem. Blanch flow r one month, There has': also Jennifel Harris, a second year "People should stop giving "Students have a bad beset a number of mei:pries Mathematics student at Leeds Improvements them such a hard time," reputation. but .1 It!t are hard in the area. universits and resident of Students wanting advice But some feel that the working and responsible and Students are angered by the Bodingron "However. I on how to secure their home improvements in security will want to Ono' us e the area mcieacing uumbet of burglaries, has e since heard of lots of can contact the security service wive the problem: '1 think They :Mr also updating the to university act., anodation. burglaries and now I feel on 23; 5495. a groans idea." said DM) Beeson, OFF LICENCES (Y)/AviC lq/z-IV711, LATE NIGHT TAXIS Blaneys Victoria Wino Royal Cars Streamline 15 North Lane. Headingley 33 Orley Road. Headingley (230 5000) (244 3322 / 245 9492) (275 1537) (278 3552) TAKE AWAYS Parkways Telecabs Kastwnies Restaurant Oddbins Vin Extraordtnaire Oakwood Chinese (274 4441) (263 6666 / 263 0404) 61 ("Vey Road, Headingley 2 St Anne's Road, Kirk stall Indian Cuisine (262 5036) (249 5329) • free delivery, open from (274 7483) (274 7483) City Cabs Speedline 5prrt-dam Crown Pt= (246 9999) (244 1444) Thornville Mini Market Mean wood Supermarket, (Froophonen 0800 525 0174) (Avtar Wines) Luckys 571 ?heartwood Road Metro Cars 5-Star Cars 86 Brudenell Road, (275 7021) (Freephone: Pizza Milano (244 4030) (239 0219) Hyde Park 0500 i 1 33 43, 242 7333) (242 5672) (275 8425) Beer Paradise Amber Cars LONG DISTANCE (Exotic beers) New Silver Star Cantonese The Grove Cafe (230 6090 / 236 3336) Quick line Timothy Taylor's Ate Shop cusine (263 4505) 59, Bzudenell Grove Unit 11 Riverside Place, (large cars, minibuses) 79 Raglan Road Bridgewater Road Tue-Sat: 5:30pm - 12-00am (230 2727) Blueline (243 4445) (230 5063) (235 9082) - Sun: 6:30pm - 11:30pm (244 5566 / 244 5052)

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RAFFI ED houserrate; reedved By BEN HAYMAN sh4 tck when they were hit by and N1CKY PARKINSON a two week plague of wart- "Es Cly noise Illade us jum p:' ridden gnomes. However as the saga continued the they lay The six second years received household became less fearful and more cryptic notes and threats ending in curious of their ugly bid strangely endearing new housemates. ceramic gnomes being mysteriously left on their doorstep. Scary One member (lithe household said: By the time a third gnome had arrivocl "We just thought it was a hit of a joke with a note saying: Tm the third so I am at first. the last where T once lived is now in my Mien one night we found the hack door past' it seemed there would be no further their notes open. One of the gnome's heads was torn goblin activity. oil so we began to get more warned." "h may be over for now but who knows what the future holds: said a dubious but Prank relieved Nick Jenkin, At first they assumed they were the Other students were also sympathetic. victim of a drunken prank, but then another Leeds University Civil Engineering fresher note hearing gnomes appeared. Sylvia Greenwood said: "I think it's weird The household begun to wonder d it was and could he seen us scary if they were that's m sornethmg mom sinister. threatened when the gnomes "It really invoked me our at espy:rally war delivered. when we thought son woe had been in our "But they should treat it house - and those things were ugly,- as a joke, it is what students commented Jill Hamilton. a scaml member are famous for" of the house in f leadingley. ine with ens Te. pimp( id boat:mates began it atlatse inforrAlgtotni aboutt die i each other of the piunk. goblins" true home "we eventually decided to do midnight should call the Leeds gnome stakeouts to try and catch whoever was Student hotline an 243 sending us this stuff," said tstark Holding. 4727. Leeds Student, Friday November NEWSDESK 243 4727 14 1997 SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION CASE Is Female

DRESSED UP: Hindu students enjoy their celebratory bail Pic: Marc Peters Diwali dancing queens celebrate festival of light iseci

REVELLERS flocked to the By SURESH BHATT Miss Moneypenny wannabics. first ever Diwali Ball to he held A live hand performed a mix- evening were a re-enaeonent of in Leeds. ture of traditional Indian, B han gra a traditional Indian folk dance, Students from all over the and English music. a fashion show and singing - country including Newcastle, The ball which was held at all performed by students of Leeds Liverpool joined Leicester and University. the Hilton National Hotel. caused those from Leeds to help cele• a lot of excitement as it was the brute, the Hindu festival of light, Tradition first of its kind to be held in Leeds, through a variety of music. food even though there is a law Hindu and dance Vinod Kaurum, an Economics student population here. The Ball. which took over six student, organised the fashion Despite rumours that the food months to organise by the Leeds show which sought to portray was not as good as expected. Hindu Students Forbin was attend- both Eastern and Western styles most people said they thoroughh. ed hr the Pro Chancellor. Deputy of traditional and modern dress enjoyed the event. Lady Mayoress and Professor as well as fulfilling the dreams One ball-goer commented that Verna from York University. of some of the models who it made her "very proud to be Among the highlights of the dressed up as James Bond and Indian." ONE DAY ONLY

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Leeds Student, Friday November 14 1997 NEWSDESK 243 4727 5 Inuit rescue PENDING WHILST LEEDS UNIVERSE PROTESTS INNOCENCE by uni profs INUIT Indians who are migrating to the cities front their snow-bound homes may now be able to remain where they are, thanks to a team at Leeds University, writes Catherine Burr. The team led by Professor Stephen Mobbs is based on a computer prediction model of snow-drifts. This has been used uate in improving the design of buildings in snowy climates and reducing the amount of time spent in clearing snow- drifts. A new design enables the buildings to sit on a platform live metres high so that the snow can pass right underneath it. The research has been commissioned by the British Antarctic Survey because of the high cost of replacing to take on uni buildings crushed by snow. Fightback for By KEVIN PETTMAN Chief Reporter human rights UNIVERSITY bosses have won an injunction against a postgraduate who has persistently pestered members of staff. But law student Ormilla Bouhpaul claims she was forced to repeatedly contact officials because they :VFROtTITES experienced by ignored problems she was Kenyan human rights activists having with her studies. will he discussed this Saturday as Amway Intematiorudc01Ms However, at a to Leeds. disciplinary hearing at Guist speaker Jimai Robert Leeds University she was Orina. a Kenyan student activist. found guilty of "causing will he talking about Repression serious interference with and Rt..sistante and the moverund to improve human rights in the the work of two University ciamtry. employees". Amnesty International is a H.er personal tutor. Mr charity engaged in defending Seago. and Mr Wall of the human rights. As a world aide University Computing Service movement it draws its memtiership filen roam_ oxtritne, she disturbed them with say and holds the belief that human a constant stream of telephone rights must be respected by all calls and e-mails. governments. Ormilla claims her tutor was fir dishes ion begins at Until happy to talk to her and she was at I .eols Metn pi/Ian Unnerity's only seeking much-needed work Beckett Park Campus in the related advice. James Graham lecture theatre. Students wanting more Attitude information can ring the Youth But she says his attitude and Student OfBce on 0171 814 towards her changed dramatically 6200. when he learnt she had accused a fellow student of sexually harrassing her. Candles to She alleges this information was leaked to him by other university staff without her light protest consent. She believes Mr Seago and A CANDLELIT protest against Mr Walt discrimnated against her come in Hyde Park is to take place because of this, refusing to help BARRED: OrmIlla hopes to continue her studies Plc: George Philips, next week, in a ritual which has taken place since the seventies. her with her work. injunction. Camilla is forbidden for postponement. But she said that on October writes Ben Hayman. "Mr Seago was the only from threatening. harassing or "I heard the committee found 22, the University won an interim The Reclaim the Night march contact I had and at first he was me guilty of harrassment in court injunction against Ormitla after pestering named members of will leave from the union steps really helpful." Ormilla said. demonstrating that her behaviour staff. contacting them by any the next day. but had no written GOT A and continue around Hyde Park, "But since he heard means or interfering with the notification until four days later", toward Mr Seago and Mr Wall eventually ending up in the centre confidential information about business of the University. she claims. was 'unreasonable and disruptive'. oldie park. where guest speakers me from another member of staff The University has not yet "Even then they did not inform STORY? such as Allison Lowe, Chairman he acted differently towards me." Injunction decided if Ormilla will be me of the grounds of expulsion of Leeds city council women's Ms Bhoopaul has launched a is open to Ms which gave me nothing to appeal expelled: "It We want to hear from el-manila:v. will address the crowd. sexual discrimination case against She added: "At a subsequent Bhoopaul to make representations on." the University over its handling hearing on November 5, Ms you. Helen Rir,sien, Women's Officer to the University before a final The university says full details et LUU and organiser of the event, of her claim of sexual harassment Bhoopaul voluntarily undertook decision is made." the of the charge against Ormilla by a student. to abide by all the terms of the Whether it's a serious is hoping for a turn out of 300 spokesperson continued . were provided to her well in protesters. with men being invited A spokesperson for the interim injunction." Ormilla believes she is advance of the hearing_ story or a fun feature University said they were unable it is. of course, open to us to si join the march tar the first time. disadvantaged by the timing of Ormilla decided to change her call the Leeds Student She commented: "It is no longer to comment on this accusation take further action should Ms the injunction hearing which took lawyer the week before the 24-hour rolling news as the sexual discrimination case Bhoopaul break her undertaking." simply women walking alone who place the day after the disciplinary meetings which gave her less desk on 243 4727 fear attack. the threat is very is pending. tinder the terms of the time to prepare her case. meeting, despite her request real for men as The march will take place on RACISM ROW ITALY FOR UM :1[1J114 ■1 - SEE PAGE 10 Thursday November 20. 5

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Fashion already cynical electorate. icon' Jones N the grand old Bayley Jones Unsurprisingly, in his Commons days of the last speeches. William Hague Features Government, crisis neglected to mention the £14 Pant Wilson I million that Mr Eccleston had and sleaze were part of given to John Major's Fond and Drink the Downing Street huge NUM Nick Havel administration. That Janina Sisson:. furniture. Donations to definitely kept tobacco advertising off the parliamentary the Conservative Party agenda (Margaret Thatcher is Rn, Florslo became the fast route still on the paymll of the all- Music to a knighthood. powerful British American I oseph Caanm Parliament was widely lOhacco,. 11,seph Dnwrne Disgraced former lawn) MP Robert Llson ienored and derided. as Neil Hamilton still protests his tenni iv, Wood Major apparently innocence, despite having allegedly News. convinced the country that received betv. eon Laura usris all politicians are the 1:40.1l00 and £60,.000 from Man Gcncver Mokoruned Al Fayed for Naveed Itafra same'. Ministers resigned tabling Commons questions in disgrace and then took tvgindiiii_g his battle over the Chief Reporter Kevin Penman up lucrative directorships. ownership 1..it •larrods. Brown paper bags were Yet at the heart of these network Of Pictures thrown around the various cases lies the Sarah Davis spin doctors and political corridors of power like lobbyists who are suffocating Pnlltkcs frisbees. lki our democracy. Interest groups. Tony Blair sold himself' as especially those in business and Proor Render Our Mute. a clean and decent industry, have been trying to tap (.'honey Ls chap who we could trust. In a into the power at Westminster to win influence on Mailer) which Spurt thousand speeches, he Chris Sines proclaimed that he would affect them. Lobbying companies are in create an open government: Assistant operation at Westminster so that Paul Brown the ancient cobwebs of businesses are able w use their intrigue and deceit would be network of political contacts STILL SMIUNG:The Hamiltons congratulate each other on achieving complete public disgrace Science blasted out of Whitehall. Michelle Hannan (for a price) to emphasise their are important. what is the government to clean up the and disillusioned with Yet even our Tony appears to Joanne O'Neill arguments. This has led to MPs potential cost to democracy and viewing the antics of MPs in have been seduced by the dark slew: in their party by being effectively employed to accountability'? continuing the process of MPs Parliament as something akin to Television side of power. This week his have "words in the right ears" regulating themselves was playschool. It would have been Diane Leeman! party returned L I million to seen and therefore get the point of HESE are vital and unthinkable twenty years ago Russ Horsley formula One racing boss Bernie as something of a joke by the Dan Thubroii those concerned across. ignored questions - the for the government to introduce Ecclestone, amid allegations public in general. What is The process of political whole issue of political tuition fees for higher education that the money influenced the T required is a watchdog that has Travel lobbying thrives happily. The lobbying must be addressed. without mass protests, but Indira Das-Copt:1 government's decision to (us the then leader of the last Labour conference had a The process is widely accepted political apathy among students exempt motor racing from new Opposition Tony Blair put hi massive section that was in the United States and is "real teeth" to means that little is done to tobacco advertising restrictions_ deal with the devoted to stalls representing considered effective in spectre of corruption. oppose their introduction. The Labour Party is £4.5 million c arious different companies that pmmoung or inhibiting certain Ultimately it is the people It seems that political in debt. so such a refund rather dwarfed the actual that have the greatest lobbying is the easiest way to Editorial hotline: seemingly Indicates serious conference itself. Why are they powers Many ex-ministers from the against politicians as so many influence those in power. (0113) 243 4727 admission of guilt. there, what is the need for their last government have been able Conservative MPs, including Theoretically. lobbying allows Editorial Fax: In addition, the first Muslim presence, what do they expect to to get jobs as so called "fat cats" Neil Hamilton, found nut in the different group; to promote their (0113) 246 7953 MP. Mohammed Samar, is gain? What has to be asked is at on boards of companies under suspicion of alleged and last election. Yet the causes to our elected email what point does the process of hanks using the contacts representatives. In practice. the corruption and the untimely that continuation of sleaze leeds.studentig acceptable lobbying blur into they built up as ministers our system means suicide of Gordon Mc Mnster allegations and the general sick state of btinterneLcom politicians exploiting their own representing our interests. is it has begun to taint the conduct of M Ps lespecially in that the richer you are. the more position fin personal gain? acceptable that they rain front government's clean image, the Hensel is having a more decisions go in your favour. The spheres of business and the position that we put them in Advertising hotline: The Tories have leapt to long-term damagingre.fect un Perhaps the NUS should stan government are becoming more or should it he considered a pert waving grant cheques in MPs call Catherine Barton condemn their new supenors, democracy in our country. inter-twined in a modern global of the job's on (0113) 231 4293 cynically appealing to an The public, particularly the faces. world and that even though the The attempt by the last views and concerns of industry young, have become turned off Leeds Student, Friday November 14 1997 7 Murray Prints Leeds Student OPINION ER, Not -THIS IS OUK CHK1STMAS D(SPLAIr gOT Our Hyde Park hell: the NO-w You HfwE SEN tT saga goes on and on NIUST KILL YOU. T WAS only two weeks ago that we warned of poor quality accommodation / being the starting point from which many of Leeds 6's problems surface. Now, here we are again, highlighting the problems of one group of students whose house is so bad it's a health hazard just living there. And what is the landlord's reaction? Shut up or we'll be "round". If it wasn't so ridiculous you'd swear the landlord was Grant Mitchell. It's not surprising that it's said students don't care about their surroundings. When they're paying up to £40 a week to live in such hovels, why should they? In the same week, we received a phone-call from one concerned resident who begged for some form of IRAQIS FAIL TO CONVINCE AMERICAN WEAPONS INSPECTORS discussion about the state of Hyde Park, Woodhouse. Burley and Headingley. and more importantly the relationship between locals and students. Meanwhile, disgruntled students in Burley claim they are being made LETTERS TO THE EDITOR scapegoats in this new installment of the "town versus gown" saga. A democratic remonstration... Notoriety But the flnal straw is the publication or a hook which describes Hyde Park in the Dear Editor, already been a 25 per cent drop in The last point that same kind of language you might use to applications so far this year. The need to be made is talk about Beirut or Sarajevo. No wonder IN response to John Randall's attendance of a demonstration is that1 Randall 0 the area has a gained publicity for all the letter in last week's Leeds Student, also a political act. observes, "we are wrong reasons. National notoriety is the I feel that several issues were The second point is that the constantly reminded cot last thing Hyde Park needs. raised that need to he addressed. demo would not have been as big. the personal freedoms upheld 11, We'll repeat what we said two weeks for tai e rest The first point is that the issue as noisy, as angry or prominent if the student unions-. ago: what is needed to solve this troubled (1VCT fees and grants is political. It the Socialist Workers Party and Doesn't this include the district's problems Is proper discussion is clearly an attack on working Socialist Workers Student Society fundamental democratic freedom between all the groups who live there. So of the week class people who won't be able to had not done as much as they did and right to attend a demonstration join our campaign. launched nest week, to afford university if this happens. to build it, politicise ii, make to let your views be known? Is he do just that. Crime victim? and also on many students who placards and banners and give the suggesting that we should be Tuition Fees victim? will he forced to drop out, opportunity to be angry. banned? Write to your MP. A large percentage of students only wish that our student ...but let's take steps Want to win a teener? are already forced to work for crap unions could have made the demo Paula Stammers pay so they can afford their mot. so massive that SWP and SWSS Nothing better to do? UCAS have reported that there has were a minority. ourselves to solve it Write to Leeds Student. HE NEWS that campus 24-Hour Rolling News security is to be stepped up Desk: ...against an unfair protestation Tis welcome - even if it does smack of closing the stable door Secondly, by making hs.s own The Editor Dear Editor. executive committee of the Union after the horse has bolted. to build for the Union events and placards SWSS provided 75t3 for And the group who gathered to Leeds Student the event i or helping exec to make VIE are writing in response to a demonstrations without help from discuss security - The Local letter published last week others. We were crying out for the six hundred NUS placards, Or. LULL PO Box 157 Community Issues Group - are exactly concemine the demonstration people to help us build for the Mr Randall could simply pop into Leeds the body who could help repair the LS1 against tuition fees on the tat demo and we got a large amount of the exec office and offer to give us lull November. We are sorry that the our support from the Socialist a hand in whatever way possible. damaged links between the local author of the letter I Mr John Workers Student Society. We We look forward to seeing Mr community and the student body. or fax: Randall/ felt he was seen to be a would have been delighted if Mr Randall soon to help us in All too often student politics and (0113) 246 7953 part of some groups that he did not Randall had helped us too. distributing puhlrcity for the awareness campaigns are supported wish to be. If Mr Randall does not wish to London demo on the 26th by a willing but minority group. Vet However, we mast state that lhe see demos such as the one on the November i free coaches - tickets we all complain about the amount or or beam us on: there particular groups that were 1st of November dominated by available from exec) so that burglaries and attacks in Leeds. leeds.student political factions then we suggest will he many more students mentioned in his letter are very It's time a larger body of its got blinternet.com acrive in helping to build for that he becomes as admirably attending. other than those who arc demonstrations and we are active as they arc. members of certain political together to help solve some of these extremely grateful for then' help There are a number of ways he groups. problems before some of the "ghetto" You can also call in to the and commitment. could do this. Firstly. by telling scare-stories become all too frequent. newspaper office at II is impossible tor the friends to come to the demo. URI Exec Because whether we like it or not, LMUSU City Site. we're seen as the had guys in all of this. Ring 243 4727 for details of how to get involved. Leeds Student Letters Bonanza: Thrn over Leeds University Union presents MORE LETTERS TO Green Week THE EDITOR 17 - 21.11.97 Innocent until proven English

Dear Editor, sentence of life is lining for papers like the Sun. whose such a crime_ However 'yellow ribbon' campaign is CLAIRE Lister's an icle on the horrifying the though may he fast gathering momentum that a nineteen-year-old snot to Louise Woodward trial names Is it really right that people mention a British nineteen many things which may have should hold such adamant year-old) could commit such a been contributtity factors to the views substantiated only by crime. it is a passibility, and tragic death of Matthew newspaper headlines and a Eappen: his parents. for failing one which the British public seems loath to consider. couple of minutes TV coverage to put their child in the hand in of Louise herself wailing at the the hands of a qualified child It is undeniable that the thought of a lifetime in prison" minder. big business televising of the trial has Surely the only people entitled corporations for failing to caused it to be sensationalised. to hold an opinion ott the trial provide creches for pre-school and made it the the leading arc those directly involved. children, and even society for story on news pmgrams and How much more difficult were not making children the newspapers for days - yet had the jurors jobs made by the ultimate priority. The camems not been allowed in interference of media from underlying sentiment of the the courtroom. only the friends both sides of the Atlantic? climate change and green article is that Louise and family of Louise thursday lair In the riley smith hail Woodward should not he held Woodwaol would even be The Louise Woodward case guilty for Matthew's death. aware that the trial had been was complex enough without Everyone has something to going on_ the huge amount of attention it say on the trial of Louise The power of the British attracted as a direct result of Woodsy:int and overwhelming newspapers - particularly the cameras being allowed into the public opinion is that she is tabloids- is huge_ Many courtroom. To try to ensure as innocent, and a horrendous examples in the past have fair a trial as possible. perhaps miscarriage of justice has been shown that public opinion can judge and jury should be left in committed by a massively be manipulated by a newspaper peace to come to the correct flawed American Justice campaign. and the Louise verdict, rather than placed in System. This may be true. Woodward case is no the middle of an international On the other hand Louise exception. Many thousands of media circus, as this whole trial Woodwind may indeed be people now believe whole- has been. guilty of the murder of a heatedly that Louis is innocent. defenceless child. and many and opinion for many based on would agree that the mandatory the strength of only reading Anna Lawson Dull Monty Sensible celibacy

Deer Editor, Dear %linen a. immoral, totally uncommitted to studying and trying to learn so that FRANKLY I am appalled. I found I FIND your irresponsible you can leave university your story headlined 'The Full attitude very distressing. I with the aim of at least Monty' to be in the worst possible have taken a vow of trying to make a better taste. celibacy. and though I world_ Are you from a minority It is this type of 'story' that expect all of you at the helps popularise myths about Leeds Student will probably No wonder the students, making it easier for he laughing at me because government wants us to pay ethnic group and is your society to label us all as a hunch of of this. I do have a small our way and make us alcoholics whose only concern is nucleus of friends who accountable - you are just having a good time and spending think like me. taking the country land copious amounts of other people's probably several male life affected by Anorexia We all feel that you money. students, too) for a ride perpetuate the had . Many students like myself come reputation that students to university knowing that their nervosa and/or Bulimia Have: you are extravagant. Anonymous non-shaggier future depends on the outcome of the degree they take and treat it with the seriousness it demands, It nervosa? is obviously people like your An infamous five reporter that are proliferating students' unfavourable image. Dear Editor. I walked past them to be This trend will he continued in followed by two of the the future by paving students who YET another letter of group who ran past me will be more concerned about full complaint about aggression putting their hands through marks than the full Trimly. in Leeds t, but I am my legs from behind. If yes, we would like to hear from you. Yet will the media and our motivated by shock and I was so chocked at the representatives. such as Leeds anger. acts of such young children Student. continue to allow popular I was walking home and angry that they had myths to be confirmed to the fmm university along managed to instil fear in detriment of us all? It appears they Brudenell Road this me. If boys aged twelve can will. afternoon; there were some frighten me now, what will We are keen to improve our service to you. The style of the 'story' was also young Asian boys on the they he capable of in ten done in a way which should not be pavement. a group of five of years time? Hearing from you directly, will enable us to present in a newspaper that is read them. none who could have by an intelligent readership. If you been older than twelve_ Sophie Foot meet your needs. Strict confidentiality will carry on in this vein you could find yourself banned from the union be maintained throughout. along with the Sun. Lets leave Paper praised sexual slang to those publications read by people at the lower end of Dear Editor, the social scale. Also, the amount of flesh an IAt I EN the Council met yesterday, members were very display in your publication beggars pleased to learn of the success of Leeds Student, and two of if belief. We need thorough and its former staff, its the recent GuardtunINLIS media awards you like to put your views forward please contact Saeideh at serious analysis of Union politics They asked me to express to you their warm the Yorkshire Centre for Eating Disorders (Te1:206 2068) rather than naked torsos, The editor cnngratulutions on a distinctive and noteworthy must be aiming for the top shelf. achievement. May I add my own hest wishes. Disgusting. Or send your views in writing to the David S Robinson Yorkshire Centre for Eating Disorders. Seacroft Hospital, York 1, Blekley it.trt: Registrar and Secretary Road. Leeds, LS14 WEL OWN GOAL Cole on fire? - Page 22 8 Leeds Student, Friday November 14 1997 9 Fee-ls like a TV scam ALTER Diana died and Tony Blair became PM, great changes have taken root in British life. Even the licence fee's gone touchy-feely. FFE RY Gone are the new-fascist detector vans or the Thatcher era. In their place the BBC ON FRIDAY commissioned a series of musicians and pop stars (the people's pop stars) to tell us what a perfect day you can have with the BBC. All you need is sangria in the park. That's probably to help you get through the local news. Next come the guys on the waltzers telling viewers that if you don't get a TN licence 'it's not fair, it's nut right and it's against the law'. The idea that the licence fee itself Is not Grad-U-What. fair, not right and should he against the law is quietly ignored. INCE Nietzsche, philosophers I always wanted to go into retail But not Basically, the fee's a scam. Why the BBC - have looked deep into the human now. Not me.' you hear them say, realising that and nu other broadcaster - gets the money is these are people who have found their true role in one of the great mysteries of the century. Ssoul and found emptiness and life. And yes, I am happy for them. The fee supports an increasingly silly despair. By June, many of us will have national radio network (see Leeds Student, graduated. OOD graduate jobs happen to other peo- October 17 1997: Radio One's Latest Balls Like all traumatic rites of passage - for ple. By word of mouth you hear of a Up) and keeps two out of five national TN' instance death - a ritual masks and gives friend of a friend who has that ideal job stations - one of which shows Watchdog for G God's sake - advert free. meaning to this moment of primal terror. you always wanted. 1-le started on 'MK', Unfortunately. 18-hour-a-week positions that It's damn decent. quintessentially British You attend a ceremony, wear a cape and col- and all that, but if I had a choice between ad lect that roll of paper you spent so long in involve regular travel to South America (pref. Colombia) are extremely thin on the ground breaks in F:astenders or keeping £91.25 I'd the library for. Photographs are taken. these days. As are similar positions promising rather take the money and go shopping. Skipping off into the sunset the average grad. unlimited use of the company yacht and a second The BBC is a commercial enterprise. Last uate i who remember was at one time just like home in Marbella. week they launched UK TN, a pay service on you or me) cannot believe their new found status, So that's out of the window, But you still have cable which draws heavily on old BBC 'I'm a graduate-. you hear them say. `a graduate, to find something to do after university and, Like programmes like Wildlife On One. The a gradu ... a gra „. a g...' the figure opposite. it's best to keep on smiling. licence fee's contribution to the 'unique 'I'm not a student.' The big hassle with graduation is that having way' the BBC is funded is an archaic And there lies the horror been one thing for so long. you all of a sudden subsidy. And a pretty unfair one at that. Many turn to work to give new meaning to have to be something else. The message is 'Just No reduced rates are available to their lives and. killing two birds with one stone, Be' - but il's just not half as good when it's nor students, the unemployed or OAPs. A f1.2,5 pay off accumulated student debts. The problem Kate Moss who's doing the talking. discount is conceded to the blind. The merely is finding work in the first place. One option is to short-sighted, however, get to administer go to the careers service. Maybe that's an idea for nest year's degree public service broadcasting in the UK. ceremonies. It would certainly soften the blow . At times it is more like a counselling ser- vice, You arrive devoid of inspiration and, on the couch. the adviser probes your interests and aspirations. You have none. Suddenly Graduate Milkround Presentation insurance doesn't seem quite so had. The one thing they never say is go forth Standard Chartered is an international bank which plays a vital. young man and be a train driver, be a soldier world's established (not such a had thing since the whole rombai role in linking the and newly industrialised pants look will be pretty much played out by economies. The Bank operates with a unique network of 500 graduation I or he a milknnm. After three year offices in 40 countries with 25,000 employees. in higher education you are considered eel.;, file of deciding these things for yoursell Fools, what do they know? Opportunities for you in : There are always some who seem to knovs and they always want to be accoontants. On days when the great and good corporate Botswana Brunei financiers come to town, the young aspirants wear smart suits, clutch immaculate CVs and Cameroon Ghana Hong Kong Indonesia FRESH FACED: on the way to my first interview smile like only business people can. Kenya Maylasia Philippines Singapore Taiwan Tanzania Sentence reduced to Thailand Uganda Zambia Zimbabwe liwik-Kock for claret and the United Kingdom NON-DESCRIPT village pubs wept Please come and find out more about us tears of joy this week when they discovered there is an easier way to open bottles of wine. They hugged each other and whooped in Leeds University triumph as a Canadian firm posted details on the internet of a revolutionary new gadget known as kwik-kork. A Massachusetts Senior Common Room consumer panel described the labour saving device as an involuntary bottle-opener, Wednesday, 19th November 1997 The kwik-kork is the world's first throw away corkscrew. A small plastic disc is attached to a plunger which drops to a piston 6.00pm in the centre of the cork, Jean-Pierre Durant. marketing director for the kwik- kork in France )where it will The presentation will be followed by drinks and refreshments_ be called Le Tire-Bouclion integre') said it Dress Code: Smart Casual represented an extraordinary victory for the common man. 'Iona put your lingers under Sign up with your Careers Services now! the plastic, grasp the bottle and it will make DELIGHT: celebrating the wine's early release a fantastic pop.' he announced. Ilardcore campaigners have said they will A bottle of claret at the centre of the controversy is glad to have been spared the not rest till the bottle is completely open, Standard_lChartered mandatory corkscrew - `1 expected 10 years.' kwik-Kork or no kwik-Kurk. Some people it said. just keep wine-in,

10 NEWSDESK 243 4727 Leeds Student, Friday November 14 1997 Uni 'negligent' in racism row A DREAM work placement in Italy couldia'L do anything to prevent him By KEVIN PETTMAN because he didn't touch or harm her. turned to a nightmare for a finalist Chief Reporter when she was harassed and followed wasn't wearing short skirts or by locals whu thought she wasas a America. Locals Noe linked an increase provocative clothes. I had to dress smartly prostitute. in drug related problems and prostitution for my job. so men thought I was a high And Natasha Barrow. a European with the new communities who had class prostitute .- Language and Business student. has settled there. branded Leeds Metropolitan Llnis cisity Natasha's ordeal was more than just Hassled a set of isolated incidents: "I was as -negligent- The situation meant Natasha could She elands they did nothing to warn constantly being stopped by thepriltee. especially if I Was With a man. My boss not go anywhere on her own. "I had her of the racial troubles in Is rea, where friends who would protect me when I she worked Itn a nip ..ornputet company went out because I was always being Was ,Irionii11). going to fleimans 1 wasn't wearing grabbed and hassled. I bCcatt:me of the I;R:ial 1■05111cm, then: Io. provocative clothes. I "Lots of people wanted to he seen r:ihantted t at the .as: with me, i was like a celebrity. Clubs explained Natasha had to dress smartly for were asking me to dance for them" "My tutors didn't tell in She feels the university did nothing racism in Italy so the way i w my job, so people to help her in Italy. "They did not help there came as a big shock " me and the problem was getting worse. thought I was a high it felt like they did not care." Illegal A spokesperson for LMLI said; -There At first she thought the attention class prostitute' hasn't been a problem with black students created around her wars just people being abroad before. so this must be seen as friendly and wanting to help, but within had to lel' them I was English even an isolated case. We could not possibly Top marks for dance school two weeks her boss told her what the though I had all the official identification have foreseen this problem." mESORTHERN School of Out of six areas assess-ed. the problem was. papers." But Natitsha said future students need Contemporary Dame has been School attained ma imam marks in to he aware of the possibility of such "I was told that because I am an Fier harassment included being awarded an outstanding 23 out 42-1 live. one of the highest ever grade, to attractive black student the locals believed followed by men who offered her up to a situation. in a recent teaching assessment by be given to a performing arts college. I was either a prostitute, a drug dealer 1.150 for sex. "My advice to any black students the Quality Assurance Agency - The School is currently or an illegal immigrant" Every week for three months one working abroad is to find out about confirming its position as one of the tiompleting a 3.2m building project where they arc going and if there are Ivrea has recently had an influx of man would wait for her outside the gym leading dance training institutions in to impn►ve facilities for its 3gt black immigrants, mostly from South and follow her home Italian police problems there, female students especially the t'K. students. need to he aware of safety issues."

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Doctors play ra'tlial=ON Mani we are just allow too bring in a Lomplatitis them dial will he available from Unipol or the Student Welfare offices." Both Universities and their Student Unions recommend that students only rent properties where the landlord has signed up to the Code of Standards and copies of the Code are available from both Unipol and Welfare. But the tenant remains unvonvineed- "The Code of Standards should down threat have a system where pr tvInes arc checked. No-one ever does this and they should be checked at least once. Unipol seem to take the landlords word for it" It is only 11% making a complaint that something can be done," stated Alison. "As more owners are now signing up to the code we are trying in police it through the student community. We have set up a new committee which gives Unipol a means of enforcing standards, and this ts important as the code is above legal rights. "This is the first time Unipol have been able to use their position in a: private worm get involved in disputes. We need to work with students to stu is ui order to let them know what owners have agreed to do for them." By RALPH SAVAGE A FEMALE fresher from Devonshire Hall was Oxfam fasting for admitted to hospital last Friday with suspected meningitis and has been the third world kept under supervision while further tests are carried TWO freshers arc joining an out. DEVONSHIRE HALL: The Oxfam campaign for basic She was admitted to the scene of the meningitis human rights by fasting today. intensive care unit but moved outbreak scare. writes Nas'eed Raja. after, just over 24 hours after Sarah Campbell and Sophie responding well to treatment. Marinon. both Public Relations She is now on a general ward students, are fasting along with at the LGI and her condition is people across the country to raise described as "recovering well". funds for the charity Dr Margaret Oration of Leeds People who participate in the Student Medical practice fast, or alternatively do without one thing for the day, will give suggested that it can be passed the money they would have spent to the Oxfam fund. only by close mouth to mouth Sophie and Sarah will be trying to encourage fellow contact but the girl's boyfriend students to join them or to donate money to Third World has so far remained uninfected. charity. The girls will he outside the union bar at Beckett Park She continued: "Bacterial Campus between 9.90am and 3.00pm today. meningitis is quite rare with only 80 or so eases per year in this area but it must he treated immediately to avoid fatalities." Housing guide Fears But Dr Martin Schweiger of the Leeds Public Health on Internet Authority played down fears of a widespread threat saying: "We HOUSEHUNTERS will soon he able to look for accommodation must realistically be looking on the web, towards people with more than Homer, a new interact application will provide students with just a casual level of contact." access to a detailed database of university and private accommodation. The Health Authority advised "The student population increased to around 1.7 million last that only the student's boyfriend year in the UK and is forecast to continue growing." said Derek all cases have been in either should be given antibiotics and All residents of Cardiff's saliva." Robson. Technical Director of TR Media, the company who has It is suggested that this may smokers or non-smokers with a that no other measures. other university halls were vaccinated set up the database, against the disease last year reveal why the boyfriend of the high exposure to cigarette fumes. than providing information. "The pressures on universities to help house students is but the Public Health authority girl at Devonshire Hall was roll Simon Staningley. a social should be taken. overwhelming: we created Homer specifically to alleviate some who take control in the event taken sciences fresher from LMU, This comes after a spate of of this burden." But this has failed to ease the expressed his fears at this cases in universities nationwide. of possible outbreaks suggest The service will also provide access to a comprehensive housing that it could he counterproductive fears of some students. rev elation. There were five incidents at guide. including advice and information on aspects ranging from if this is not a 'Cluster' case. One Devonshire resident, who "It seems that smoking can the Southampton recently and leases and contracts to repairs and TV licences. wished to remain anonymous. give you everything these days. the illness has claimed the lives suggested he may not wish to I might try and give up." of one student from Leicester Action stay in Leeds. The symptoms of meningitis and one from Cardiff in the past Dr Schweiger said: When "When I heard that girl bad include being sick, having a very year. more than one case of a single got meningitis. I was really scared. high temperature. a violent or Town and gown The initial symptoms of strain of the illness is detected "Students always seem to severe headache, stiff neck, a meningitis can appear minor to it is referred to as a Cluster and he getting it but you always think dislike of bright lights. drowsiness the untrained eye. community treatment is the only it's going to happen to someone and a lack of energy. painful And doctors say that it is method of action. else. If it happens to anyone else. joints and his or convulsions. pull together not an easy disease to spot. The "However there is a strong I'm going home." However, these symptoms need for a quick diagnosis is vital possibility that a natural immunity Experts have recently linked may not all appear simultaneously. DISGRUNTLED residents are hitting out against claims because meningitis can take as exists against infection, even if meningitis to smoking and it was Doctors also stress the importance that they are "drunken yobs". little as a few hours to develop. the bacteria is carried in a person's stated at a recent conference that of "looking out for each other". Some locals claim the Stanmores area of Burley has been turned into a ghetto by the hundreds of students living there. But the students say that they are being used as Obesity targeted in fat-busting campaign scapegoats and that it is their landlords who are to blame. A student spokesman said: "The area is going downhill. PEOPLE with fatty diets are By HANNAH RATTRAY such interventions mare effectiveiy7 yes, but to blame this on the students is to miss the point Psychology students are excited u he targeted in a Leeds it was also revealed that exercise The researchers hope the results and more importantly, widens the divide between them and research, campaign to prevent obesity. will make it easier to target by the local residents. dues not make you hungry. Matthew Tomlinson. ra first year, Research conducted in the Over 18,000 people took part campaigns for a healthy diet. "The quality of accommodation. both outside and inside said: ' great chat such itimonant Psychology department of Leeds conducted over ProfewvBlundell stated: "The many houses is appalling." in the expel meat, research is being conducted by my University has uncovered important study tells us how people on high in response to this, Leeds University is leading an three years. department." information which will help unctwer department used an fat diets organise their lives. initiative to bring together the complainants and the The Tara Moloney. a third year who is prone to large weight gain. this is that students to discuss their differences. This is part of their Electronic Appetite Rating System. The importance of French student disagreed. "I doubt The study has shown that class if we are to make interventions continuing policy of avoiding friction between the huge developed by the university to it's that goamdtataking." she said. and age do not affect weight and to change high fat consumption. student population and the local people. measure feelings of hunger. always inventing that people with high fat diets then we actually need to know this "People are A spokesman for Leeds City Council said it was It is one of the roost in-depth new cures for fatness, but none of are more likely to smoke and drink undertaken. information so that we can target extending a scheme to encourage all landlords to register studies of its kind ever ever work." beer, them and follow an accommodation code. 11 Leeds Student

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Want to write for any of the sections in Outlook? Come Game of Commercialism, or just a place to do the to our LMUSU offices at food C, 3pm on Tuesdays drink, shopping in? JEMIMA SISSONS argues the case Mr J.S. Sainsbury advertising, gimmicks and empty supermarket at 3 in the mourn the loss of the British store, serving. not really which brings about dtscoreent, customer care. Sninsburys morning. Retail therapy High Street every day in their caring and glad to he but the fact that it has highlighted were to float high offers everything from perhaps. or just plain sensible. prose. anonymous. the dessication of our society. hove England financial services to car One of the ironic earmarks Perhaps it is too idealistic It can he seen however, that. today, he'd be very breakdown relief, and claims NDEED, today we are of our Millennium Britain is to want a Walt Disney-es rte this change has only come he to provide "the most extensiVe perspiring in a the hoarded up bakeries, the model Utopian village full of about due to demand, I expect shocked at what range of such services." Most Imicroclimate of rutting vegetables hugging the These Old Shops. We cannot it is a very welcome revolution saw. others follow boldly in its Multinationals, kerb outside the grocery store, pretend that there exists a for many. and eases the For the halcyon days footsteps. Pepsicolonisation and foreign and TV documentaries nucleated and sectoral Britain process considerably for a lot of butchers, bakers and The competition is such investment. It seems that depicting the Rise. and Fall of -anymore: with travel and of people. The range of foods that stores are using the all- within this small country we a cottage industry (now relocations and urban for sale to the stores is vast, candlestick makers are embracing approach and arc _•lining irrationally high - replaced in part by rustic. discontent so evident (save with strict hygiene and quality over; only immortalised targeting less obvious sectors our career ladders, our expensive Italian delis with villages in the last bit of Real conuols. What with the in National Heritage such as the young, in their countryside) there is a general storecards now available in all postcards. the Brcadboy marketing; Asda has been faceless image of our country the big supermarkets, you can selling their clothes range which is impersonal but also make money as you spend on a Friday is but a relic. 'George' successfully for a We are perspiring in a effictent. it. There's no denying that Now we are faced with number of years and now even On the giant production running around the labyrinth decaying high streets, stocks cut price Calvin Klein. line of commercialism, it is of food, drink and bright lights suhurhanisation and hence They have certainly come a microclimate of mare economic to have is one of the great pleasures in a mass-Movernent of lung way since the days of Mr industrial parks than big shops life. Such a vast emporium of supermarkets into the urban Marks and Mr Spencer's in high rent central land. One colour Surely serves to boosts frays: thirty somethings are humble grocery store. The Multinationals, of the most familiar sights of serotonin levels, and it is said that the best place to find love moving out to areas which stores themselves are designed Britain today is the family in their saloon, off fur a Sunday is in the supermarket aisle. still try and pass as to he multi-sensory experiences and captivate all Pepsicolonisation and in the local enterprise zone. The process therefore can greenbelt. and to cope with from the toddler (free nappies. Not only arc there only speed up from here. the demand, theme-park creche service in certain supermarkets but PC' World's There are now even mail order size supermarkets have stores) to the granny (porters foreign investment and B&Q's too, Convenience, supermarkets which will been sprouting up in these to carry groceries. disabled speed. fast-track and efficient deliver your food within 12 wasteland areas. parking spaces), are the buzz words hours, for the price of a phone Perhaps it seems like an What with the creation that paunches. our egos are all 'years of authentic home- surrounding these places; the call. Perfect for the working obvious relocation: the rent is is 24 hour Britain we now set growing. cooking behind them.' ) mantra of our society. girt. lower, there is more space and an onslaught of supermarkets Multinational greed is There has been a fete drop Perhaps we just fear an with increasing transport that never sleep. Asda has one manifested as "Consumer in high street stores over i he FTER all, shopping. Americanisation. with a networks, they are easily such store in Wakefield. With care", thus the s isionery mini- last 20 years. "Community" especially for food is often draining of character. and accessible. To alleviate stress a higher proportion of women empires that arc the becomes an archaic word - the Amundane and boring. Why unteasibly large supermarkets on the inner city. many chains working and with the often supermarkets not only feed our image of the friendly should we have shops with haunting us like had dreams. have boxed up their '(ores, unappealing queues and tellies but 1000 other silk- fishmonger fading fast, and personality, high streets wilts Perhaps we are all rolled them into one and confusion found in stores, lined purses too. This real customer care hui a story character'! Food Shopping traditionalists at heart. Perhaps vomited them out into the these are reporting record rites revolution has been the on our grandparents lips; a function of our lives. ti is. we actually relish their suburbs- They are now giant of usage. Many find late night downfall of many family run instead we have robotic glass- therefore not the physical grounding. Whatever the case. macrocosms of highbrow solace in walking round a half- shops. Analysts and historians eyed staff, the pulse of the movement of the supermarkets they are here to stay.

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ISS They found it rather school teacher instead of surroundings and feeling like a after over a century of colonial lessons in Swahili. they can't amusing that it was the embarking on an epic beach complete alien. Our school was rule, first by the Gemini's and because all the text books are in Clare, English and they don't have the ultimate European insult . crawl. But working in the surrounded by the banana then the British. Their education you're so third world makes for a kind forests on the lower slopes of system is still based on ours so funds to reprint them. The culture clash Mount Kilimanjaro. I could they do 0-levels and A.levels Clearly a six week crash fat!" Don't go to of unique experience that produced quite a few make out individual trees on the and all the lessons are in course is not enough, so the gap Tanzania for flattery trekking from temple to mountain as I sat by the tap English. The caning and the fact between the English the jokes at our expense. but temple. or beach to beach and don't go there to it was also what made my doing my washing, that students are forced to read children have been taught and lose weight. Being told could never come close to. out their exam results to the the English they have to read live months in Tanzania I went to Tanzania not HE school was run by whole school are also testimony and understand never closes. you are flabby is ones that I would knowing almost nothing about nuns and guarded by the to the former European Many of them were very supposed to he the recommend to anyone. the people or the country. I just TMasati. Our pupils lived occupation. intelligent. but were knew it would be completely I did sometimes wonder in the mud huts crowded Unfontinately the remnents permanently frustrated by the ultimate African different from anything I'd ever what kind of warped logic amongst the banana and mango language barrier. compliment for a experienced in Britain. I spent trees. I had to suppress my had made me decide to work woman. the first few weeks in awe of the disbelief every time I walked Our school was taught English to just over unpaid as a secondary natural beauty of my through the village past the seventy 14 to 19 year olds. little kids with big bellies and surrounded by /On the first day when we spindly legs: the women had to stand up in front of them wearing brightly coloured the banana all and introduce ourselves, 1 Seen Amsterdam? Done Paris? headscarves. doing washing in felt like a complete imposter. the river or carrying water on forests on the But I got used to it quickly. their heads hack home; the lower slopes of Unfortunately they got used to monkeys and the impossibly me too. Once I lost my novelty Now Hitch to Morocco! wrinkled old men with no teeth. Mount value and they stopped trying to The first time we walked stroke my hair at every through the village we Kilamanjaro available opportunity, they Forget Europe, think Africa. Imagine riding camels in the Sahara accidentally walked through the became just like any other kids, grounds of the local primary and our pupils instead of little angels. Desert, trekking in the shadows of the Atlas Mountains, relaxing school just as the lunch break Often the situations in the on the sandy beaches of the Atlantic Coast and exploring the was beginning. Suddenly we lived in mud classmoom seemed to verge on were engulfed by a sea of kids the comic. I was dwarfed by colourful bustling markets of Casablanca and Marrakesh. shouting, huts one particular boy who was six "Good Morning! I'm line. What foot four and ironically called about you?" of colonialism have also left the Innocent. He kept going out to This Easter, students from UK universities I. was in front of my friend education system stuck in a the loo without asking will hitch to Morocco to raise money for the Naomi but when I turned round. Catch 2:2 situation: The mother permission. I decided that I had she had been completely tongue of most Tanzanians is to be tough, so I cornered him educational charity Link Africa. Link asks surrounded by a mass of one of over a hundred tribal as he came hack into the smiling faces. We didn't make it languages, At primary school classroom, angled my neck. hitchers to raise their own sponsorship, out of the playground for halt they are taught Swahili so they fixed him with a steely glare giving them all the information and support an hour. can cotnunicute with other and told him to apologise. As he All kids receive a primary tribes. At the beginning of retreated back into his chair. they need for the Hitch. Campus Travel will school education in Tanzania. secondary school they get a six some one at the front of thr provide prizes for the fastest hitchers, and But only 15 per cent of them week crash course in English class whispered, manage to get a place at and then all their lessons are -Weil done Miss Clare." the hitcher raising the most sponsorship secondary school. It became an taught in it. Even if secondary They could all be very independent country in 1%1 school teachers want to conduct naughty given the chance. Hitchers' Meeting Mon 17th Nov, 7pm Union Building, Leeds University, All Welcome Leeds Hitch Rep: Sarah Wilson S For more info contact. Morocco Hitch Co-ordinator Link Africa, Orwell House, Orwell Road, Cambridge, Caffipas TRAVEL CB4 4WY Tel. 01223 506665 tut heltrikatnea demon co uk Reg ( hint!, Nu 1048007 Patron The Moll Revd Deur:semi tutu hitch Positron' sir Rarsuiph

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WE are famous. Dyllis (the ether student from Leeds) liliumw and I have appeared one A nationwide chat show, discussing my tabloid habit. me Camilla Sent: Aviv is the Canadian equivalent of Ilia" Lake lseelrolf. - pure white trash - with a ' • maximum IQ requirement that I just about sneaked under. Reading tabloids is not something freely admitted on this side of the Atlantic, so lie soon as I confessed I was on the shove especially because, "we just love your accent:* They needed someone to conic on the show with ate and describe me as a tabloid junkie. so I nominated Dyllis. The fallowing Teaching a class of forty pupils with a poor gratp of English dey a. limo whisked us away to the studios, where we were fully made up and forced to sign legal may sound like punishment rather than pleasure but CLAME disclaimers, After going through a vague script with us ("Make sum With some pupils from form two Plc: Clare Rudebeck you remember putt joke about RUDEBECK loved every minute of it! truth being stranger than fiction"' we were left in our dressing moms to prepare ourselves. During the end Of term tests, all the the third world or how much you The show itself was terrible classes had to be mixed up to reduce think you value your standard of The first guy on thought his the risk of cheating and before they living, seeing it for yourself can't sister-in-law should stop readine Fact File: Tanzania tabloids and do some housese could start they all had to be frisked. fail to make a deeper impression Naomi had to chase one girl round We had to lend Mr Kisuda. the claiming his fleveoys were ti ai the classroom while she frantically Agriculture teacher, the equivalent inure Thtablenee extougreeo readof the tried to stuff her Geography notes of two pounds to buy the malaria literature. hack down her knickers . drugs without which his wife might iehloids because she thought Elvis was still alive and wanted to On a much mom positive note, I have died. Miss Kway. the 20 year AN OPEN return ticket for a year, flying MAKE SURE y inset against doe'l think I'll ever forget the old Chemistry teacher, told us mad about him. The guy before to Dar-et Su/armee-Ks £480 with inentngitteyellow ere" r.ideed and ine thought that. since they had standing ovation I got from the boys frankly that she did not want to get Trailfinders. real journalists in the field in form two after I did some acting married because her husband hepatiti• Is and di echoed ais., in their class. As for our leaving would heal her. researching the kerne, stories like .1...6* recommended. but MA. Ca.Cral3 11. And doe' "Baby born with dog head" must ceremony - it was just fantastic! But inspite of the harsh realities, 111 .111=-) forget those malaria tellies' Each class sung and danced for us life in Tanzania never seemed bleak he tote. And then it was our turn. in turn and gave us garlands and and it was certainly never dull, Dyllis set me up brilliantly. kangas (like sarongs), One Staffroorn politics frequently A WORKING visa for three months crises revealing how I got copies of The sequence involved a rather resembled the plot of a particularly £38. You can get residency when your visa 51 Sun sent out to me, and admitting improbable mix of African 'shake sensational snap opera_ There was she thought I should, "read your bootie' traditional dancing and the scandal of Mr Mtei, the twenty I WROTE to "World Challenge" and then something more substantial." I break dancing. six year old Maths teacher whose not invited to anend a selection weekend explained that tabloids were a seventeen year old pregnant for all applicemts. Here I was interviewed little different in the UK to here, HE ability to violently shake girlfriend turned up at the school by the selection committee. It's not as and that they did include the scary as it sounds though, because very ;et:as-tonal news story as well as my are in time to the music after having been thrown out of THE SCHOOL provided to..; with a few people are tumed down and almost ,ssential football news. I then told Twas one of the talents I home, A wedding was swiftly home, fme of charge. gained in Tanzania. You can't dance arranged. The baby in question everyone gets chosen to go. The addiese tea 'he Playboy kid he should move to the music unless you slick your should be making its entrance very write to is! Gap Challenge, World DJ Britain and take advantage of hum right out and then you either go soon. Challenge Expeditions. Black Anew page three girls - he could get for a conservative wiggle or a full House, Chandos Road, London NW 10 tabloid.% and soft-porn in one. shake-down of everything that HE staff were a lively bunch 6N6 The audience were disgusting. They mid one girl to lose some wobbles. The ability to eat three It is reassuring to know that kilos of rice and beans and the same obsessions persist +seethe told another she was T 'a .N.!..T ing smilingly accept fifths from my host all over the world. like shopping, her money and should 'pond it on her kids, but the hest was another, On Easter Sunday I Miss Kway was especially fond of politely forced down ten doughnuts. this pastime and frequently tried to (mem of the evening was directed at us: "Those two accent The same weekend we had to drop drag us out to explore the village , are the fattest British accents I four bananas down a loo, stuff three shops. There is no ready made ever heard." What could we say? foot of sugar cane into our bag clothing industry in Tanzania so we What surprised me was the when nobody was looking and tip had to pick out the material and then number of people who just. our beer on the floor. We couldn't describe what we wanted to the happened to be watching the physically fit in anymore. I am also dress-maker. The re-suiting wrap show. I think it's a bit like St•lt much more aquainted with over green skirt is a stylish garment closely Challenge at home, everyone the interior of the cow now, having in any country. The male staff on watches it but no one admits, to it eaten most of it. the other hand favoured getting We went to the pub on Monday I also discovered inner peace and pissed over shopping and liked night and felt like celebrities, strength and grew to fully nothing better than to get in some everyone in there had eeen us. appreciated my privileged position local banana beer (potent stuff with So that's our fifteen minutes ni in the exploitative. materialistic the appearance of vomit and the fame over hut we are thinking of taste of smoky bacon flavour crisps) West. Well sort of. It would be hard touring, the continent and not to gain patience and confidence and dance around their mom, appearing on chat shows in every when you have to stand up in front Although I chose to go to city - OpralL Herald°, Ricki, Tanzania during my gap year. this of forty kids every day and try and Sally-kese, the choices arc teach them the intricacies of doesn't mean that you can't go later, endless. English grammar in a language they It could easily form the gap between Fifteen minutes' we want le don't really understand, The cliche the end of university and the he written about by the tabloids! of breadening your horizons is beginning of your carter. 11 might inevitably tote too. No matter how even help you discover what loon Posing with the other members at stet! much you've read about poverty in that career will take. II Outlook EF

HAT is it about corner), compose yourself before walking calmly through the front door, me? Why do I and aim your eyes in the direction of always leave the vacation work cabinet. everything until You may think I'm being a bit Wthe last minute? I always set extreme here, but baring in mind that for some of the placements and off with the intention of courses advertised. the deadlines have starting early, and even already passed. you'll hopefully see decide on what I'm going to where I'm coming from. This cabinet do. But actually getting it contains folders for Vacation Training. done is quite another story. Vacation Courses and Vacation Work. as well as several books which will And, unfortunately, not being almost certainly prove more useful to Manchester United, life's you than those text books your referee isn't prepared to lecturer told you to go and buy. even postpone the final whistle though they contain nothing to do with what he's been winering on about for until I can get myself sorted. the last six weeks. So here I am, writing this The Vacation Training folders ankle the day before the deadline, contain lists of summer placements, having promised myself that after together with details of how to apply failing to arrange a summer job for for them. Most firms seem more myself at the end of last term. I'd interested in the undergraduate rather be more forward planning in than in the degree scheme. although future. chemists and chemical engineers are But enough about my personal in demand. One possible drawback is problems. Let's talk about yours. And that many of the placements are based for a lot of you, that means money. in London, at the companies' central With your grant barely covering the offices. Vacation courses. lasting taxi fare back from Love Train on a between one and three days. are more Friday night, let alone paying for entry for finalists. mainly in business, lo in the first place. it's a depressing give you an idea of how firms are run. situation that many students find And the Vacation Work folders have themselves in come the end of the everything in them from being a academic year. or in some cases, counsellor at Camp America to shop Fresher's Week: Debi Overdrafts. Boor and warehouse work. Student loans. Which means that the Additionally, books such as the summer vacation has now, for many Summer Job series are in the Careers students, turned from being a period Service for consultation if as well as of relaxation, of putting away those knowing what sort of work you want, text books, of sleeping in the sunshine you also have an idea as to where you rather than in lectures, into 3 months want to spend your summer as well. of money earning potential. But where do you start? Well, it all ROBABLY the most useful depends on you really. What course of all. in terms of enhancing are you doing? How long do you want pyour CV. and consequently to work for? How desperate are you the hardest to come by. are summer for money? And how high is your self- placements: working in a big esteem? Because you may have to company. shadowing senior lower it. members of the firm, or working The first thing to do is to start alongside junior members for a looking now. That's right, this very period of usually between two and instant. Rush over to the Careers eight weeks. Service, carving up any Canadians These do tend to he more for attempting to get there before you people currently in their (because no one's going to do all the penultimate year. rather than first hard work foryou and then pull over. years. though. Work shadowing allowing you intake the job on the last applies particularly to areas like I .aw. Accountancy. Banks

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and Retailing. rather than the more This meats that until recently there was hour train journey. Romania is a scientific degree schemes. Wandenng little organisation in schools and at the beautiful country. which is still virtually around the AIESEC Careers Day a CASE ONE moment they're just getting rid of elects untouched because there is very little couple of weeks ago. talking to some of workers. Because of the sudden changes tourism, But it's easy to set the the firms there. two things became Anita Boniface I was unable to work with the kids. aftermath of the revolution, extremely apparent about these work Things have improved a lot. but it will placements. -Firstly, there is very tough take generations to change people. Would you go back there? competition for them. And secondly, the 2fid Elfish Definitely. I went last summer for a earlier you apply for them. the greater ••■■■How did you get into this sort of meter and after my degree I want to go your chances are of at least getting an Where did you spend your summer? thing? User there for a year and teach English. initial interview. Also, and this seems to in Bucharest. the capital of Romania. When I was 14, I easy reports on TV People don't realise that in countnes like apply especially to the accountancy about the orphanage, in Romania, in the Romania you are a valuable commodity firms. completing one of these What were you actually doing there? aftermath of the Revolution. Then my as an English speaker. placements gives you one ken already Well, l didn't actually work there. I teacher at school was posted over there in the door if you decide to apply for a stayed with a group of novices, who are to teach English, and I arranged to go job with them once you've graduated. trainee nuns in their twenties. IL was lily and see her lust summer. 'mention to help the novices by evorking ON"r worry if you're unable to in an orphanage with little children, or Did you do anything else whilst you find work that is related to the reaching English. were over there? 1).kind of career you want to tinselled around and did the usual pursue. Employers do still value people What happened? Why didn't you end sightseeing around the city and with experience in jobs such as up working there? netvelling to the more rural areas which warehouse work, bar work. or serving in lkspite it being eight years since the were fascinating. It was easy to travel a shop. These often mind-numbing jobs revotution. Communism is still deeply around especially because esetething is can show commitna:nt, the ability to embedded in people': lives and thinking Fal cheap - a couple of quid for a two work with other people and the caper:ire to work under pressure. Most of this son of work is usually advertised in shop winek or local newspapers. sty head of management. 'Dien I was keep your eyes pealed. However, most ached down (Alan inters ice., teeiraily CASE TWO plies:entente in the aren't advertised until around'a month they only have or two before they're due. to start, when sen wan: department. they don't the shop or bar decides hoe many extra Hannah Love normally take people on for the staff they're going to need over the matragement deportee,' holiday. Agencies are always u good way of 2nd Year Geography Did you get paid for it? getting work, especially for those of you 'I'm I got OM° per week, 1411 a -10 hour Where did you spend the summer? Did you get paid for it. or just too lazy to write letters to companies or week on average. I wasn't penalised if pocket money? At MAI Consultants Ltd. in Epson. I fell below this average, but 1 (lid have to read a newspaper, although CASE THREE money wasn't that good. There They're consultancy cervices for all The presumably this doesn't apply to you to put in extra time for the project. I and gas. are 2 or 3 different agencies. There's because you're currently reading this. was given a lot of responsibility. which also Camp Counsellors or BUNAC. You go to the agency, fill in a little form, is unusual for a student. and I wrote Anthony Proctor What were you doing there? Camp America arrange work visas and they give you work. Clerical work sonic of the reports, under the and 'flights( to New York. and then pay -I worked in the management division. guidance of the senior management (working in an office) is the most My title was summer associate, and I 2m1 Year IThysiolow for travel to the camp. and I got popular, so again. it's the early bird that consultants. was really doing 3 lines of work. My something like $320 on top of that. catches the worm (although blokes are Where were you working over the main task was the preparation-of two That's for being there for 58 days, and allowed to use agencies as well). Did you enjoy it? summer? having the kids there for 53 of ihem. market reports on the oil services Agencies will also point you in the A great deal. I gained a tot of Camp America. It was near the industries of the Caspian region, in direction of warehouse work. cleaning experience of the industry. particularly Pocono Mountains in Pennsylvaniu. If the money wasn't that good, why central Asia, and the Russian far East. the upstream end of the oil industry. about 3 hours drive outside New York. almost anything that requires people. was also helping to develop a new did you choose to do Camp The beauty of agency work is that, company product an in-house America? often, you can choose when you want to Has the job guided you in a direction What were you doing there? on my database of all the world's on-short' oil I thought ti would look good work. You can take a day off here. a for your career? I was a football. sorry. soccer coach_ CV, which it will. Plus it's a really fields under development, to add to the week of there, provided you warn the I have a desire to work in the industry, Basically. I was teaching football to good way to spend the summer: I existing database of off-shore agency a couple of days in advance so and it gave me invaluable experience kids of between 6 and 16. We also found it really rewarding working And then I was there to assist in rather which will help me in future worked with kids on other activities they can find a replacement for you projects, including map work to assist with the kids. Plus, you get a free during that time. applications. during the day. In the evenings, our plane ticket to the States which meant the engineering If earning money is not a priority, job was to be a counsellor, and then 1 could go melting. You meet people and you wain to try something totally we went out and got pissed. your own age, with the same interests. impressive stuff. Why did you chose different or adventurous, the choice is to work there? about Camp endless. Places like Cutup America are How did you find out Are yen' going bark again next I was ham...mai to companies a great way to meet new like minded America? summer? interested in the Caspian region, Thew were probably some signs up I was thinking not. beeause el ilhono • friends, whilst doing a rewarding job. because it's tea interesting place Most There's no end of voluntary work about it around the university, and i 1 could earn more %none!: werlene firms there are oil related. As a went to the intro meeting, where they either. Trekforee. for example, send here. I don't know, I vould go to the geographer. I couldn't go for an You off on conservation expeditions to had people who had done Camp Camp just for two months and then engineering firm, and I felt I could Amenca before talking about tr. I then countries like Indonesia. Beier and come hack as oion as it finishee. You pie A lot from MAI. went to the Director's Fair in London. Kenya to save the endangered don't tend to make any money doing where I got offers from a few camps, rainforests and wildlife. it. I really enjoyed it, and I want to go How did you manage to get yourself so I got to choose where I wanted to So if you want to get yourself a job back, and I'd go to a different ramp. It a job like that? go. Also, some of my friends had done for next summer, what are you waiting would be good to go to a different part I knew one of the directors. I wrote to it. and recommended it to me. for? Do it now I There'll be no time of America. her, and she passed my C'%i on to the later on. 43

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Greatest Empire strikes back Sporting 100 Moments No. 45: Dan the Man By Paul Brown Goa lut ON the pitch by accident. Daniel Amokachi nearly g became the only player ever to score a hal-trick Free-scoring LMUSU win again in an FA Cup semi-final. With Everson 2- I up HAVING scored an against Tottenham. the amazing fifty-nine goals irreplaceable Paul Rideout went down injured. without reply in their LMUSU 2nd Xi 4-2 Durham Adis-reading his signal that opening five matches of By Soon Tully he was fit in play on, the Toffees' bench sent on the season. the LMUSU looked disjointed early on soon Harvey and two line saves from A matte hi , who fired the women's 2nd Xl went reorganised and it was not long keeper Gayle Taylor kept them at Mersevsiders to Wembley into their match with before LMUSU began to display hay. Needing a goal to JEDI Children, LULT's but gave up possession when with Iwo superlative strikes Durham on a high. the quality that they undoubtedly consolidate their lead. LMUSU Ultimate Frisbee team, Nikes Aimed a turnover. that sent much-fancied Spurs peLesms. The mazy dribbles of pushed goal machine Millie finished fifth overall in The Dubliners subsequently packing by four goals to one But despite their Helen Seaboume caused Durham Sharp upheld and she numageil to the annual indoor went on to score the Unsurprisingly, the impressive record thus far. great concern and she deservedly score the crucial goal with ten clinching point at the buzzer. Nigerian didn't make the hat- tournament that took LMUSU knew that grabbed the equaliser midway minutes remaining_ Despite victories over trick, but he did wreck Jurgen through the first half. A further Melissa Andrea place in Edinburgh last Wednesday's game against Edinhurgh. Crardield. Klinsmann's dream of goal put the match beyond weekend, writes Anthony Glasgow and Strathclyde, winning anything with Spurs. a tough Durham side was Slender Durleun although they did score a Proctor. they failed to improve on Rideout had the last laugh second at the death. A tense quarter-final saw never going 10 be a mere Within a minute of the restart. their BUF Northern though, scoring the winner at The victory leaves LMUSU at them eliminated by eventual Wembley against Manchester formality. LMUSU burst downfield to score championship triumph a the top of the Nonhem University winners Poukas of Dublin. it was typical then that a second after a well placed shot week earlier. United, to win the Cup for League and on course for a place Seeder! second after their LMUSU conceded their first There was a tittle Everson. in a reversal of from captain Melissa Andrew. in the final of the BUSA MO% group record. Jedi However, LMUSU failed to take consolation for Jedi 2 fortunes front the final ten goal of the season and fell tournament. were disappointed not to advantage of further dominance !weever, who won their years before. behind after just five minutes. Clearly pleased. Andrew heat the seventh-sivds- who cumpetitun undefeated, and The victory redeemed new The team looked somewhat and went into the break with only described her side's victory as won the game at the death. a slender one goal lead. added to this the party boss Joe Royle's pragmatic disorganised from the start and "well deserved" and praised the With 30 seconds left Jedi "dogs of war" approach and Durham took the early award fur the fourth year the Durham goal was just rtevard deterinimuion anil ciimmitment found themselves 6-7 down, delayed his dismissal for initiative at the start of the .second running. for their early dominance. of the side. another season at least. Fortunately the side that had half but strong tackling from Didi

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r. .,„., s official. Yorkshire, a entitle), that, sounds like a fine county steeped in its achievement. But let's just see tradition and its glorious those goals again. Talk us 14,• -t. is starting to full through them. Andy: -Well on apart. the first one. the hull's been First came the geographical played over the top. like, and the division into North. West and defender's kicked it at me. Using South Yorkshire back in 1974, great skill I let it bounce off rive, but now even its cultural and then the keeper does the rest fabric has begun to unravel by punching it into the net:* itself at an alarming rate Sounds hnlliant. hut what There art many people about the other two? "Well there who still refuse to accept that I've proved everyone wrung. Yorkshire is MI longer one They said that I was ao aim I count), and now their pride couldn' t score from two yards has been dealt a severe blow oui and, well, I've lisle it twice. - with the most shocking nests Kay go ts! is that'" they are ever likely to receive. Now I•li Odle has put him hn Geoff Boycott hat the squad to face Camemon I 'us emigrated. sorry, but I'm lust not cin . owed Leaving behind the rutting lo me and Its' i:dils of others, ■ dales and dark satanic mills of the name Andy (lie will anaa ,s, his homeland. Boycott has he synonv mow. with banjos. conunined a heinous crime in NUT) dim as anti et ails arse. fight as Uni the eyes of blokes with Oat caps and whippets. MMILIA One has got Unbelievably, the man a Ito itself into it right old is more Yorkshire than Fmem now. Someone standing on Ilkley Moor emuttieted with the sport is without 'Dar hat on has either making secret dents moved house - to with other learns. giving hits if linurnemouth of all places. moolah to a political party. or Theories are rife as to why shoving another driver off the the former England batsman track. should have made this A lot of the headlines Ibis fictiRiOn. Some say he Is setting weals concern !Michael it Sheltie d up 'Ian-tress Yorkshire* Sehtinunin•. Yes. he of the down .south, a haven for am "Ach entschuldigung Jacques. northerner a ho gets a ich babe dein %Aims car Win brings epeeness to fencing club nosebleed going past the gehr ►keta ha. ha. ha" Watford Gap. approach to winning the world left. Anxious teammates entail But surely the must Obvious championship. HE venue: Cromer only watch helpless from the The smug (;erntan was Terrace Gymnasium. reason lies in the fact that the sidelines, chastising the referee summoned Wore an FlA The occasion: a Pride of Yorkshire is in fact a T (often from their own side) of Manchester United supporter. dist•iplinury hearing, whet hiss crunch match against rivals Report by each bout for every point given to W here else can he be sure that achievements in 1997 were Sheffield for the crucial ALEX GUBBAY the opposition. Thankfully. there he will he surniunded by other wiped from the record. but he second place to secure was no need for nasty scum tans? Other than SI Ives. was not banned fur 1998. an BUSA progress. The the three disciplines - boil, sabre 22-5 last week. but realistically recrimination as the Leeds foils Torquay or Basildon. that is. understa totality upset sport... erm... fencing. and epee - which adds to the we should he aiming for a held firm. and Adrian Brown Mort importantly. it Is a Schunuteher said afterwards: What better way to spend your appeal." lop to mid-table position completed a fantastic 16.11 dark day fur our great county "The VIA are... was heisAt Wednesday night I hear you ay. Dub captain Alex Hann than this season." Alex triumph by beating Sheffield's when one of the chief selling Dumnrkopfen?... Cr. very tough Well I guess that depends on takes up the theme. -It's the asserts. "We win the number one and England points has packed up and kn. men. I cannot believe that I got whether the chance to stab lots of liumpean answer to martial Jilts. Christie Cup every international fencer in the final Still. I suppose the likelihood off so east-. et: no. got such a people for hours on end appeals but virtually anyone can do it." he year but that's not very pairing, of Whitby Abbey or the York harsh penally. Now where are to you or not. It certainly does to insists. "All you need to start %.4 ith hard," And what better With second place now Minster doing the same an those yachts for me to pose in those vela I take the piste for LUU. is the determination to keep way to erase the guaranteed, the team about equal to the chanem of foini or" "The idea of hitting someone coming hack if you don't get the memory of that can look fonvord with one of them being struck by in the head is a loi of fun." addiits hang of it straight away. They heavy defeat than by considerable dub president Greg Price. -It's a even have paraplegic fencing in pumng Sheffield to optimism to the lightning and catching fire. IIS week it is the turn of great way to get the aggression whoelehairsr* the sword and '1 BUSA play- Er.- the Coneacaf champions out and channel your anger in a securing second offs with and 1986 World Cup T1 positive vvay_ Of cruse it's very Y all accounts. this year's place in the imam easier INDY Cole has been hosts Mexico to reveal all to the tathmeal, but the fact that you can fencing squad at LUU is behind the north- 11121CheS called up to the England Lee & Student. Of) qualifying, go in there and pretend you're one of the strungest for eastern pacesetters. against trail Hoo-bloody-ray. national team coach Juan B Asti fighting an ex-girlfriend, and years. with fencers genuinely So to the night's Bradfont, Sheffield That's marvellints. Andunly was straight on the imagine that it's their face capable of challenging at a higher action on the piste. Hailarn. York and I don't care that he put three phone to our office, with the underneath the mask apposite level and forcing their way up the Thewomen s Newcastle to come. A goals past Barnsley - fallowing squad list for you. often helps!.. national rankings. Greg and team. ably led by good night work's then? frankly I would he France 98: Costa Brava. Fair enough. but not everyone fellow team menthe). Dave Banks captain Sacha "As I always say. it's a disappointed if Bonder- San Francisco. turns to thew foil when faced with competed at last weekend's Welsh Brookes but depleted in game of three halves." anyone in the Intra• Manuel Gearbox. Dart an emotional crisis, So why' else Open in C.• diff and both the absence of their 11•si Alex explains. "hut it was Mural leagues Cryformeargentina. would people choose to take up commendably finished in the top fencer Kate Williams. great to :cm the lads pull it couldn't Oh. and Bodcgas. Luis Canon_ what many would still consider att Postgaduale Tony Wrigley. fought bravely but off. "I fenced like a turkey then he went on to Sombrero, Chihuahua. something of a strange sport? adept at all three disciplines and ultimately slipped to defeat at tunes tonight," Greg "I basically started because I p+ score two against Jose Canyouseehythe- probably the club numher one. by eleven points to seven. adds, "but it was good to get the noosa-mighty dawrisearlylight. Jesus hated rugby." Greg continues. picked up vital experience by The men however fared much it together at the end and Sheffield Wednesday. Muria Don Key. "And taking up fencing was a training in France and Nick better in a close contest win my last bout to seal the good way to get out of it It is that went right down to the victory." What a hero be is. Burrito. Salsa, Speedy Denton was given the opportunity certainly different A lot of people 01' competing at imernational level wire. What's that you Gonralez. Tequila. think fencing is very public when living in Holland, Surely Having started well in the WU: Dave Ranks. Adrian say. he scored a hat- C'arraintra, Los 1.ohois. school, a hit slow and dull but it then, the club should be setting foil. the visitors fought hack Brawn, Oliver Khaldi, Greg trick against S wally is one of the fastest and then sights. Of their sabres, as strongly in the second event. the Price, Adam Roberts. Feyenoord? most exciting sports going. There high as possible for this seassin? sabre. to leave them just one Rand Sonnadara. Fair is also plenty of variety between "We lost heavily at Durham point behind with four bouts Torn tl

46 Leeds Student Frida November 14 1997 23 The old enemies converge on Elland Road for series decider WEEKEND FOO1BALL FIX1URES

Super league showdown Friday 14 November FA Cup First Round s Australia no doubt that nothing that unites the boomerang Iorers Bristol R Gillingham sw Ansi:a v PCiCrbilEtILIgh run out at more than Pont bashing' Elland Road Great Britain v Australia: Third Test The Leeds interest in the Saturday 15 November this Sunday Preview by Ruth leacibeater game comes from 21-year-old Adrian Morley.. Morley, who Afor the third Super Australians, saying; They are players. So the current team is went on the Oceania tour last a great side. I would say just as without such legends as Steve season with Great Britain. had League test against to 1#H7S' Great Britain, even good us any of the other Mcizies and Brad Fuller. to wait until last Saturday to [Australian] sides" because of their AFL make his full debut in the Nat ionwide they from a country This is not the star-studded allegiance. fantastic 20-12 sym at Old .I.-] which brings woe to Lions team or the late 80s and They've also been robbed of Trafford. The Leeds Rhinos' any British sporting early 90s that featured Bradley Clyde, Steve Renout, second rower acknowledged Nationwide League celebrities such as Edwards. Alan Langer and Ricky Stuart, the win but Division One team, will know that 011iah and Davies. Instead. all injured. leaving the weakest added. "Now they are in a no-win this is a team whose guts and Australian team fat decades. we have to Bradford it Tranmere determination far outweigh Having said that. you wouldn't finish the huh and Charlton v Crewe situation. their skill. and they have also envy any Lion who has to win the senes." This is Huddersfield v Reading Since the onset of had to struggle with a long list tackle the as esume Wendell something the entire squad N Norwich it Middlesbrough Nonni Forest v Birmingham Murdoch's millions in of players ravaged by injury, Sailor or take on the might of well aware of. Oxford v Bury the spring of 1995, Morley will look to he pall Port Vale v West Brom Australian rugby has of an historic team and boost This is a team whose guts the interest in the game to Portsmouth v Sunderland been practically torn new heights. 1-hiving just QPR v Stoke apan. the money bringing missed out on honours at the Sheff Lint v Man City and determination far Stockport y Swindon direct competition to Rhinos, this will be an added Wolves it Ipsv•ich previously almost outweigh their skill boost as British rugby league fast approaches the indestructible Australian beginning of Super League Rugby League (ARL). The side. led by the Wigan Laurie Daley. 111 nest March. With the AFL-Super captain Farrell, have handed But one thing is certain. With public interest and League war now drawing together, and against all the Once Andy &taxiway and John attendances up. and season odds. have found themselves Lang, the respective head tickets selling across the -- Australian Steve Renout, ever closer to its final whose blistering pace on the verge of an historic coaches, send their troops out country, a Test series win can battle. there's a possibility will be a constant threat that this selection of fine series win, their first in 27 for the final bank, politics will only improve the interest iii to the Great Britain years. he forgotten, something which the game tbrotighont Great Aussie men could be among defence But the Aussies too have may benefit the Aussies more. Britain, the forgotten few. But try had their problems. The split The rugby league war FA Cup First Round convincing the Great between the Super League and raging in Australia has lead to Barnet it Watford Britain squad of that! the Australian Rugby League the creation of two leagues, Billericay v Wisbech Skipper Andy Farrell has tell a team comprised causing hatred between fellow Blackpool v Myth Spanans acclaimed the might of the entirely of Super League Australians. However there is Bournemouth v Heybridge Swift firentford v Colchester Bristol C' it Millwall Carlisle s Wigan Carshalton v Stevenage Cheltenham v Tiverton Chester v Winsford Litcl Chesterfield s, Northwteh Gold rush success Darlington v Solihull So Teeny for Celtics Exeter v Northampton Farnborough v Dagenham & R Hartlepool v Macclesfield CROSS COUNTRY Hayes it Boretrarn Wood Hendon v Leyton Orient Leeds Celtics 39-0 Teesside Demons Aaron Relay Championships By Rik Brawn and Steve Murray By Jacob Hickey THE Leeds Celtics AFTER a siring of silver and bronze medals, the 1.1t crass opened the new country team finally tasted the season in style with a sweetness of victory in the annual lltrun Relay comprehensive win Championships at NUddlettin over the Teesside Puri. kit +Ail-Arad, Demons at I.rt'rls were clomp...ling against inter Fort) load clubs, Briehttm Weetwood. including arch•rivals Leeds I feAtnesh With new faces and an City. and more than held their Bk t,t.] equally new system in own against some quality place. the defence King , in opposition. one. 'In t ■,! • ,•h ro a:ph dominated the opposition ∎ !Ilia Dill again led the 1 'r■-■1.4.11.1.13 ['hum., grinding out a fine comfortably, showing great N1,7-ccain'w 11111C% improvement on the 10:27 time dun simnel the ildb:■;11 second fastest murall kg of the previous sear. victory lap for Alan Buckley PI•, ,,.iii, The return ut defensive day user the twiemik t111:5r1i, who entised home to I Cst! .11 \ ndulating rireulL tackler Charlie Baker u take gold. Beiehdale s Wit Leeds also had Simon strengthened the line and, NHL who has run in this liuroloy LEADING THE LINE: The Celtics In the thick of the action Deakin to thank atter he gave event for the last three year. along with Jamie Millar, he Scunthorpe s 54 as borough stifled the Demons' running them a superb start, improving has no doubt as VI what this Shrewsbury v Grimsby all where they fared little game. record. with every race, Deakin 1111::141 team is capable of: 'This is the Slough v Cardiff better. The visitors were In Yallup, Stevens. Watt, Leeds ran up a total of 401 hung in to the leader before first time I've been a member Southport v York plagued by incompletions. Brown and Cliff. the Celtics yards in offense in a game that e% entually succumbing in the of a winning team here. The Walsall v Lincoln Utd can boast one of the hest lines sti• passing limited to 55 four sacks and a timely latter stagits to return in silver result giros us the platform to Woking it Southend from Steve in student American football. yards by the weather. interception medal imsition, Crucially'. he compete with, and beat, the Wycombe it Basingstoke Murray. Mt Hill with only a negligible best university sides in the and the running hacks clocked Sadly, an injury to Leeds' up the yards. Fullback George Timely distance to make up. country,- Jon Habron resulted in him Sunday 16 November Yu rushed for 68 yards off A line run by Danny The squad now travels to Quick linebacker play and being rushed to hospital with a eight carries while tailback Jay Gibbons 1111:4li on leg three Edinburgh, hoping to improve FA Cup First Round heavy blitzing brought fumble broken leg and he will now consolidated Leeds' position on the silver medal they Alexander gained 201 yards recoveries for LaForge and Margate v Fulham miss the rest of the season. and set up what became a secured there last year. off 21 carries - a new Celtics Baker, forcing Teesside to the Notts County it Colwyn Bav Leeds Student SPORT Rugby League: 1111.1:511.11:1)' Third Test preview Page 23

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IT'S THERE: Hull olio on Um agony for LMUSU, adding another try during their easy victory Pic: (looms Philips' MISSING key players, their own line-out over to cake the lead to 20-0. THE BEST WAY FOR the LMUSU 1st XV The second half w® a .43 40,000 PEOPLE TO struggled to match a LMUSU 7.25 Hull different story with the LMUSU strong, well-organised ly Jim Lewis forwanis looking far tighter and winning substantially more GET YOUR MESSAGE Hull outfit and opponents off the ball in behind the gain line for long second-phase ball. Hull scored consequently slipped midfield. This allowed the left- periods. another forwards' uy from yet to another defeat. wing to break down the narrow A second try from Hull on another penalty but LMUSU IS NOT BY SHOUTING flank then side-step the full-back 25 minutes demonstrated their With a LMUSU's back dug deep and pulled a score to open the visitors' account. pack's greater size and strength back when good combination line lacking, the game was LMUSU indiscipline in diving as the forwards ran a close- play resulted in a u-y outlet the effectively decided by half- over the ball allowed Hull to add range penalty and drove over the posts. ADVERTISE HERE time_ The first tew minutes a penalty to their lead. goal-line. Indeed. it was up front Captain Eugene Grimes set the tone for the rest of the It was not all one-sided, as where Hull came out on top by conceded that his side had lost half as Hull won a line-out LMUSU continued to compete dominating the louse_ to a "well drilled team, the best and drove over their 22- territorially but did not seem Even with a line-out an the we have played so far". He was ref.! iii / 4:711 IA metre line with devastating able to release the vital quick visitors' line the LMUSU imposed with the way the CALL Y power. second-phase ball the backs forwards were frustrated by the team "tightened up in the second Minutes later the Hull required. The determination of opposition defence, agonisingly half', and they will need to BARTON CON forwards confirmed their the home side was also close to reducing Hull's lead. continue that form to improve superiority by driving their impressive as they tackled Hull showed the home side how on their record of two wins out 0113 231 4293 strongly enough to keep Hull it was done when they drove of six. Joseph cream last show face/off 7 day TV guide

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HOT: o hot, new and fresh. in CLUBS 4-5 fact. that they have vet Even if you've never heard of him, you've almost certainly danced sto sort out publicity to one of his records down the Poly Bop. lice meets up with photographs. Vanilla. for legendary music producer Arthur Baker, and doesn't mention the uninitiated non- Babylon Zoo Channel Five watching rook amongst your are the latest pop kids on the block, and they are nut to kick ARTS Spice Girk ass. It's theatre time, luvvies, as Juice reviews new productions of They all sound horrendous when they Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat and Jar the speak, and not much better Floor, and catches up with their stars. Plus Face/Off reviewed when they sing, but their "No Way, No Way" single, BOOKS...... 9 Anyone for scary conspiracy theories and chill- ing killers?; the Mclow-down on John Vidal's McLibel, and Hugh Collins' Autobiography of a Murderer reviewed complete with w agging actions is catchy as MUSIC 10-11 hell, and people have Juice goes on a magical mystery tour of Liverpool already been heard singing to check out the current Cream of the pop and club it down the pub, which is no mean feat considering no- crop, and casts judgement on new albums by The one even knows when (if?) Wildhearts and Echobelly it's nut- READERSHIP NOT: .rii week album sales f only 200,000. SURVEY ....12-13 Foknocked off the You tell us about yourself, and in return you might number one singles slot by get lucky and win a goody bag, a years subscription Aqua's "Barbie Girl" (oh. the irony). rumours that the to DJ magazine, or even a Nintendo 64! film is a turkey, no manager (and the threat of Ginger running the show I. and warnings from marketing hods that they are Oohh! A new series of The Fast Show suits us, sir! spreading themselves too thin. Oh, and Prince Plus, the joy of QVC home-shopping is ridicul... sorry, Charles is a fan. investigated LISTINGS...... 17-23 Still haven't seen The Full Monty? Want to know what's on !sr? Need to know when Family Affairs is on? Find '\ out the where, what and when in the essential Juice 7 - day guide Juice Joke of the Week Yes, The Spice Girls world is spectacularly caving in around them, and cute as Q: Billy has a cage. inside are three parrots. One sits on the top rung, one sits) Baby may he. can we all on the middle rung and one sits on the bottom rung. Which one belongs to start laughing now? Billy? mean. it's about time that they were brought back down to earth. They made a A: The bottom one. The other two are on higher-purches great debut album, but frankly a Bananarama (contributed by Jenny Wood) pastiche is not a wise choice for a brave new direction. Altogether now, Spice Up Think you can do better? Ring 243 4727 with your joke. Go on, make us laugh Your knife. as Kevin Greening once said. Joe Downit,

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IN ASSOCIATION WITH New Order to Bob Dylan, he was there WM NM I poi mord pier? can be a referee. 1 mean. 1 was just talking to were the producer too. Lamb and i don't know if I am going to work That with them. but we had a meeting. They have WELL, it's really different things with their arrangements but they're really a together different types of music. because sometimes group. the two of them, and it was more like you're working with the hand and they already Arthur's they were interested in finding someone to !lave the songs and they have the origin. and referee between them because they both just want to get it down on tape to get the best Top 5 Records have their own ideas and they need performance. That's like one end of it, that's someone to break the deadlock sort of like rock and roll. 1. Papa was a Rolling Stone - I just produced a song with Ash for the The Temptations movie et They already had MI wail you Imo alpine? Life Less Ordinary. 2. Let's stay together - Al Green 1, Gene Faris the song and (changed a bit of the arrangement. For the most part it was just getting them in the AL GREEN. I love Al Green 3. Running up the Hill - Kate Bush "A Place 4 Me" room, getting it down on tape and making sure he's probably my favourite 4. Sign of the Times - Prince (Soma) it sounded good. That's like one end of being a singer. And Bob Dylan. I grew good record producer - making cure you get the up listening to their music so 5. Unfinished Symphony - Massive Attack A seminal classic trom the boys at best perfoninmee, making sure you keep the when I got to work with them it Glasgow's Sonia label. Chilled out hand together and keeping the direction going. was the biggest charge I got. house developing into chilled out hip- Then in dance music it becomes a whole hop is what you get for your money. different thing, It's like the producer is the Dian Insiratu? Tres Bien. artist, so you provide songs and work with the singer and become sort of a joint artist and WITH Dylan I do sit there in that's sort of the other end of the spectrum. It 2. Bolshl awe. I mean (chuckling) for me really does depend on the artist how you to tell Bob Dylan he's nut of "Being Bolshi" approach what you're doing. I've worked in all tune... you know he's an artist (BaISM) sorts of things so you really do have to shift the you really try to capture what way you work. This track is however not bolshi but he's doing. When I got hired it was more as an arranger and a one that should be purchased. This is Do you mean because ol the different for your relaxed, jazzy, hip-happy type stylus al WM mixer. but it ended up being tunes. tke mist? producing because I was there foi all the sessions. Bob Dylan writing lyrics is YEAH. some acts need a lot of direction and 3. Full Intention something to see. he'll have these some acts really don't need much. You have to "I Love America" incredible lyrics and he will sort of toss know when to step back and let the creative ale away the first, write some more and toss (Sugar Daddy) forces really take hold of their processes, A Vor ianuthchngmare them away; everything flows so incredibly. good producer really has to able to become a A speed garage tune for a speed be well. And Al Green is just the most amazing member of the band in a really short space of especially in nation, well thee's what the radio singer and getting to hear him perform... I time. That's really important. You have to he black music. and describes it This one is the sante as the wrote a few songs for him and so hearing hint able to even lit in the lifestyle of the hand. A someone like Phil Spectre rest apart from the fact that the chanteuse sing the songs I imagined in my head was good producer also has to be able to say 'we've - that school of rock in the fifties and sixties. is an Americaphile. amusing. done the take. it's finished. let's move on'. 'cos Later on in rock and roll it was not producer The fact is these were both artists who I used a lot of times bands can get caught in their own orientated, you never knew who produced Bob to listen to as a kid. and to then he able to work 4. DSK shit. So what was great about the song may he Dylan's records, until I started listening to with them they were pretty much my two idols. "What Would We lost because they're over analysing it. getting David Bowie and I'd sec Tony Viscome's name Do?" too anal. You have to be able to realise it's time I'd say around late sixties is when rock androll to nuive on. became more producer orientated. (Fresh) him yM Nwip NW Is k IIYIIYII wilts nit?

More Courage for your wheels and why You mean its important for there In be an outsider? FROM the time I realised I wasn't going to he WM wall arair lu in do Imkgrf I0- not? This is a sort of funky tune that and be able to play baskeduill - I'd say witiviluis II am mak Owslid lui very close to its house roots, Well 1 \ I about the age of fourteen - I really started to get MI be modal mint pkg lu Mai worth the acetate it is pressed on. turned on to music. I started to work in iccord stores, started Wing. From that time I knew I wanted to get Arthur's invoked in music. IT SEEMS people keep going back to the old 5. Mind Drop Back then the styles. What's really changedis technology "Time Keeps Top 5 Productions music that sort of turned mgr than music. In the last 17 years the new Slipping ' tee on was music that music that has come up is Otero and hip hop was pinduccr which came out of new technology frown (RedlIght) 1. Planet Rock - Afrika Bambaata orientated, I sort of sampling, music turntables and then I ite Tcom., In A I 1,rir ' 2. Sun City - Artists United Against Apartheid knee that 1 wasn't sequencing So a piece or equipment you ,eeng he an jars afr!.ucnlly .!nit fn[ .11 3. IOU - Freeze couldn't get in the 70s. would he 0.00(1 in the nit ilierc this r• a hi-ilk:A.: artist and that I'd SOs. and now it would be about1..2011. it 4. The Message Is Love - AB and the Backbeat see names of It's given everyone sort of equal fooling. Disciples artist:, on records especially with dance music. Now even with by this guy or that rock and roll it's like anyone can go in and 5 . Out of Touch - Hall and Oates guy especially on make a record. It used to be just schooloupy By Phil Lindfield and black soul music and those with money. So on the one band u $ Nick Sargent like Argclilli stuff 114 siding one end of the market with shit, but in Tom Bell or it's also fireeling the market with new amps Norman Woodfield toormd I think that sort of opens it up . from the To he able to say whin new things are going FOR THESE AND OTHER QUALITY .femplations, to happen? I mean I would not have predicted SLATES VISIT Those were sort drum and bass but I see that as a new form of of my inspirations as music in the last five or six years. CRASH RECORDS producers because I'd see Techno and Drum and bass definitely came 35 THE NEMIROW, LEEDS their wince and they'd wrote from eleetro and hip hop but now it's reid)Y the song. they'd arranged it so been taken et "hole new level. Techno really?: LS1 5PJ they were the artist son of but they came Irom old German disco and stuff but a s r • 3 fe 5141111111111IIII1111111115111111111,01 Friday November 14 1997 CLUBS Juice 5

ate maker a man you may well never have sought after producer. From to lend his very valuable hands... gone to a new level. I can't realty predict what's fifteen years. 1 DJ'd at Primal Scream, once in I'VE KEPT an apartment going to happen. I wish I could because then I'd Leeds, I forget the name of the club but it was here for the last three years. do it and I'd make a lot of money! four years ago. twice at The Hacienda. I'm not a I've been coming over here great DJ. It's something that I do when friends for the last seven years, but IS tape win sin yea nil(lre M pin ad Mal want me to do it. it isn't my ruvoutile thing_ the last three I've actually had an apartment and spent more Yell Didn't you used In DJ al 1 line !Wit*. the lemon Jackie BO PEOPLE ask nie that Five You'll Know What male you move Is lair? and then I start thinking club in the USA? and I can never really I FEEL really at home in come up with... i thinks 1. Buffalo Stance - Neneh Cherry I USED to hang London, 1 like the people, I hard) I'd actually like 2. Left of Centre - Suzanne Vega out there. Johnny was getting the work. hail a go in the studio with Dinell, whose girlfriend. y'know all the litui Turner, I wrote a 3. Something Happened - Lou Reed property it is, is a regular reasons why you song on her last album 4. Listen Up - Quincy Jones II good friend of go somewhere. But I didn't get to mine, I did the I really like it here. I much prefer it to produce it. Some one 5. Freedom - Robbie Williams record the Jackie New York. I've been in New York for like that - great singers Hustle. The Jackie seventeen years and it just sort of got a I really love Bonus no record that was little overloaded. it's really high pressure. voice. I've sort of put out. it came Some people consider London high worked with him but not done in a long time. I out over here on Arista. But I haven't really DJ'd pressure, but for MC London is like low worked un the Sun City record. I wouldn't mind there. I'd hang out in the DJ booth. (laughs) I've key compared to New York. going in with hint and doing something sort of done that a lot more than DJ. Especially. if I was (Arthur glances over to the TV) different from U2 and seeing where it would go in a club every week maybe I could get a vibe on I like football. It's Man United, it's 5-I because he has an amazing voice which has what the club was like. But coming into a club against Sheffield Wednesday. I like Man Urd. developed over the years. Who else? Kate Bush. when you have no idea what's going on is hard People always put me down for it but I've Kate Bush is an original. she was definitely an because you don't really know what people are always really loved Manchester because of my original. into, the background of the people there. connection with New Order even though they're Like when I played at the Hacienda that was Man City fans. 1111 Mg VC MP Mil Ma really good because I knew they were into all my But I went to a Man Utd game against old stuff and they had a real knowledge of it so I Liverpool about three years ago, a great game. PLANET ROCK. Before that I had a few was playing Breakers Revenge and a lot of my Thai's a band I would like to work with again. records that had sold 30-40,000 records which old records, They were a bunch of kids who were New Order. I don't know if they're ever going to established me to get me to the point where I real old hip hop heads who were into it. So when make another record but I was just up in could keep making records. Planet Rock 1 guess I did that it worked there. But then when I Manchester a couple of days ago and they're that was the big break, I guess it is the record I played other things where they didn't have a clue going to work on the Electronic album. am most known for of that music it didn't really work ya know, they might expect some current stuff, so I brought AND with that he threw on his record bags New did you betel the Mee? i some current stuff and proceeded forthwith to Think Tank's from what I'm Breakbeat to spin his eclectic set of tunes - with putting out on my the mighty Overseer in tow - and do what he does W HEN we did the track label. best entertain people with his music. I knew. It's funny `A good producer has because I say this all the ON he NM time and people don't to become a member believe me but that night Imperill Mg I went home to the mold. V 01 woman I was married to of the band' - at the tune and said rikokiN 'we've made history. Arthur Baker plikakw1 we've changed music' and I knew it, I NAIL not definitely knew the track that we'd done was that necessarily. I'm not saying it's gonna hurt. l important. So it wasn't like I could just say 'Oh mean it depends on what they're looking to do. I no it's just some other track' and that was even mean there used to be a big thing for session hefore the rap went on. musicians, but now there really isn't. So if you're a musician and you want to have a hand I think slow NI art per you should just go out and play you know But if you want to go do other things then 1 think there's another way and college could be helpful. I WAS like 24 or 25. yeah a you ►gster. How hmsk II Mu you last DJ'd? Mew Iwo yo Ini M Wank yo km weir I RFD at the Primal Scream party a month ago. 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Amazed you will be as theatreland travels from Egypt to Illinois in search of the perfect play. Just make sure you don't take either your mother or brothers with you

an hour late and the it t s outing an an training. I nee you ve got Ioseph cursing that's going on that, just go for it" is in photographer; are everywhere it's a wonder that With that, he's off. the doing their nut. it all works out. But the show technicolour Once the photos are must go on. "Things do go dreameoat ding. over Richard Swemm, wrong sometimes, like trailing down He comes up alias Joseph, forgets the scenery appearing in the the hallway, to to me, hand stresses of rehearsal, not outstretched. to mention Egypt and his 'Things do go wrong some- brothers, and has a chat `Hi,' he says in about playing the role. times... the cast have 10 try not to greeting. It's a big party by the end. laugh though' - Richard Swam, Joseph In true theatrical I think everyone will enjoy it" style, chaos ensues he enthuses. "There's always something going on and we wrong scene but the audience the dressing room around us. Our Jo has to gel ready for the spend the whole week in the don't usually notice it. The cast have to try not to laugh opening night's been held up in the theatre rehearsing and doing renowned Leeds traffic, the shows-. though". performance. Swerrun's been touring Swerrun, who's now he's running considered to be something of half with the show for nearly a Louise year now and is clearly still an 'all-rounder' has had Sherwood loving it. "This is the fourth experience as a singer. an time I've played the part" he actor and a dance teacher. So if you're interested in explains. -The producers just rang me up and asked following in his footsteps... if I warned to do it again "Go to lots of shows. Get and I was delighted to as much experience as you can. Get a solid foundation say 'yes—.

crushingly predictable: sandals of. amongst others. him being seduced by his a foot-tapping musical Philip Schofield and Jason wife, at which point he's "any job will do- Donovan thrown intojail. Joseph and his score which can perhaps with case. Blessed with a Cue shock hush over the ...Dreamcoat best he described as the soaring singing voice and a auditorium, as we sit the The Grand bastard son of opera . smile that Tony Blair would obligatory 'sad moment', and and an audience that is kill for, he capably leads the then relief. as we learn that im only too happy to cheer, company into a sprightly re- the Pharaoh has released T telling of a tired-out formula. Joseph. in order to help him Rice clap and sing. just so For those amongst us understand his dreams. A and long as, God help us, whose biblical knowledge is famine is subsequently avoid- Andrew no-one asks them to based solely on some very ed and Joseph and family are think. hats RE lessons, the plot finally reunited_ Lloyd revolves around Joseph. a Con troversial '1 Thought- And so it is that the Webber sheep-herd, and his eleven provoking? Original:' Hardly Joseph tour company have a lot brothers. Ills ability to inter- Despite the occasional flash urinds to a hall at pret dreams and his father's of humour and a great perfor- to answer The Grand Theatre, amid a favouritism towards him soon mance from the cast, Joseph for. sea of blue rinses, as causes resentment amongst is uncannily reminiscent of When young arid old rush to give his siblings who decide, quite sitting in Sunday school with these two arc their brains the evening reasonably, to sell him to a a soundtrack. in cahoots, off, passing group of Israelite slave tradeis, He then works the outcome The east to be fair can hardly he faulted; Richard quite happily as a slave in Henry Yates is invariablv Sweirun, slipping into the Egypt until his nta.ster aces

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he original Lola. mintier and daughter relationships doing her nails, in the caber taste- Crystal Laws Green , are the same the world ova_ ful shade of rattly c range that wily And her own family? "I have a Lola vouid wear. has been playing the T lw.0 daughters and a beautiful five Eleanor Mawrey part on and off since 1989, sear old grand-daughter, but it was Non, Leeds has the privi- :c friend's aunt who was every bit lege of seeing Crystal in the character 1 play. 1 use Mcse aspects l?i lily life to make the her first performance character as zeal as possible, lithe ever on British soil. character is believable then that "rin rat nervous she says is what hakes the magic . and atter playing Lola, the After over a month in happiness of family atniosphere of the Leeds rehearsing. she was our grandma. in ten different pro- F relationships. In fact, Courtyard Theatre, dwtions, it is not surprising to visibly showing signs of generations of the whole of the first It feels just like find her incredibly laid back, homesickness and it women gather act can he regarded being at home and this must come as rather a despite that evening's perfor- Milli-re. shock to some- for a very special as a comedy, The is emphasised Further mance is in less than an hour. author herself says by special effects such one who had never "My only worry is that it is so event: MaDear's that she -wanted to as the smell of a even been to Britain American, but ii has Is•eil ,,i oil, k r do sinnettting that burning cake. Also. the isefore. She cheered up 9IIth birthday. fully receiva would be kind of musical soundtrack In fact. all of them There was this on,' fun, and that's when accompanying the whole "If the c aracter is man came up lit are expecting of the play me after the per believable then that is something adds to the forrnanix to CLMI. good to theme of what makes the magic." Black culture, plaid:lir me about happen in the show, and told me it4 N. hl: 11,14i. The thouldi at die menthiri of their lives n't even realised that the play- was immense the British cast qt was run, American 'til half way ;though!" that day. power of the set niuc.h fun," she enthused. Her eye-brows raise. However. it play is Cheekily adding. "because -I Whether the man in question conveyed by know every word they are strug- turns out to was watching the same production he rather only five gling with. I help them pick actresses. %Ito as me is dubious, but the point IS up pronunciation:. She clear. regardless of race tar colour, hard for seem to sits. rather smugly. them to actually live achieve this their pans happiness. rather than With Jar just acting them out_ the Fluor, Marilyn American Coleman es en writer Cheryl ONE DAY ONLY out of West again retirement explores the especially tit (WEDNESDAY 19th NOVEMBER) problem oaf A star in the inother- • production. daughter j So. if you -• like a play relationships. with gripping VIEW THE ENTIRE COLLECTION The play is shown as part of dialogue and fantastic Black History facial Month and it expressions. covers a wide wrote for the Floor". you simply cannot afford to range of issues and raises The first miss Jar the Flotpr, many performance she The only disappointing social directed herself. bin thing about the whole Calvin Klein questions since then the play has performance was that at the Lively been produced by end the lights went on too quickly, and the actresses did r and well- many theatres across e e vv. not come oat for another written. the the world. The play does not director of the round of the applause. For once the rapturous onlv discuss British Premiere, problems. but Topher Campbell. appreciation was well and truly deserved_ 1st] rein forces has created a very moving performance. ihe fun and reinforced by the cril:s- Lena Logoutenlcova

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:king around it was he critics' hatred of this udging by Hard strange to imagine that i unabashed Target and Broken I most of the middle-aged t monsterpiece on its T Arrow, you could be audience were the teeny I release in cinemas last N lay, hoppers of yesteryear, i can only have arisen front orgiven for assuming ,John Woo was just However 'John' tried to set the some irrational notions that scene. begging the women to films about giant snakes biting another routine action scream and throw thew bras and by people's faces off are supposed movie director. With the end a black bra (not mine) had to have well structured plots Face/Off however, Woo made its way onto the stage. and believable characters. has returned to the The hand ntanaged to impress the audience with their perliemitnee As a Jaws-in-the-jungle type quality seen in his Hong 0hongh I fa that 'had' loan n lot deal, Anaconda playS as hand fairly Cage and Travolta light It out Kong efforts such as The more like Alex James. Blur's bassist', well. The slow build up creates Killer and A Better In FaceJOff A couple of student nouveau Bask, more frustration than Suspense. but fans danced the whole way through the special effects get better as they Tomorrow, for which he .-- waving their lighters. but I was go along, from a couple of became internationally sandwiched between the two funniest unconvincing early snake attacks to acclaimed. people in the whole theatre and felt that some jaw dropping anaconda action e they stole the Mane The plot is nothing short Unfortunately for him, the in the second half. JOHN TRAvOLTA On my left was a drunken bloke On the human from things are less of ludicrous: Travolta plays real Troy escapes. who sang-a-long with relish but no tune impressive, with Jennifer Lopez embittered FBI agent Scan quickly donning to every song. On my nght was a bringing link more Man a sweaty vest Archer who. in an 0,,,--...., '` Archer's face and CLASSIC young-at-heart grandma who's lento Saturday Night Fever to her role. But it's ion Voight who incredible airport body. and sending see Oasis and Blur hut also owns all the; Stars: Who else? Beatles albums and met them probably ensures the most definite hangar shoot-out, everything abler a future unemployment. throwing himself gig in '63- finally captures haywire. into a ludicrous routine that outdoes This inevitably The three of us were dancing by the anything the special effects department Castor Troy. ohn Travolta stars in time it got to "Lady Madonna" but b\ could have come up with. Nicholas Cage's the film that launched the final number. 'Twie and Shout" lettviolenasItvc e,excessive But. hey. we're not hem for the psychopathic superbly everyone WIN on their feet and awn his career, as the hip in with the whole trip hack down performances, For sheer face-chewing terrorist. choreographed Jand cool Tony Manero. fun. rent Anaconda and play snakes and Memory Line. Or should that be Penn:. Archer most then full Not only can he strut, but paddies on your video. nuridanioliuL Wofoisilohl Lane' undergo an 'Are you to Ilmg me I boy can he dance. Saturday can't nce? outdone himself; the Ross Horsley operation allowing , action at times more Night Fever led the trend for Louise Sherwood him to assume the chaotic than any of Travolta to put on his dancing guise of Troy, so he can infiltrate this summer'. blockbusters. The shoes in almost every film he a terrorist plot which has already performances of the two leads are starred in. been put into motion. just as impressive: Travolta Ins Even if you can't really ('gee's maniac like a well-worn suit. remember the plot (is there one? I. w hile Cage portrays the anguished you'll be sure to recall the moves. Scan Archer to near-perfection. It's featured every Friday night down nrw Iwo of Hollywood's most at Lave Train. And as for Saturday charismatic stars giving everything Night's fashion sense, the industry Carrey acting 6 6po p yle get orocendedangwillien thcs 'se got, has been trying to escape its legacy like his normal certainly not meaningful, but for two and a half decades. self...totally stay fuck," shouts Little the plot is demented. the emotions So the Bee Gees comeback idiotic. with gusto. hysterical. and the action simply never really happened: only Remember the fatherly figure that "tool blinding. so who cares? Perhaps not someone as cool as Travolta, who made Liule big in Neighbours and the quite his hest film. it's not far off. still looks sexy in a white jump clean-cut young man brightening up our Facing the Facts suit, could do it. mornings. on the Big Breakfast. Then Andy Dilks quickly forget him because this is alternative comedy and an alternative ncognito continues its high points: the French actress Mark Link. Irene Jacob makes for a sweet fter the financial There is a mysterious brown object the rehabilitation of romantic interest while the ever- and critical disaster on the stage and Little's voice booms out Jason Patric from dependable Ian Richardson. gives a from an unknown location but soddenly I Incognito splendidly. slimy performance. A of Cable Guy, Liar all is revealed. The object is a couch and Hollywood wild child to Dir: John Badham Stars: Jason Patric, In all Throgniro makes for a Liar restores Jim Carrey to Link is trapped beneath it. When be mainstream movie star. Irene Jacob reasonably enjoyable but absurd the box-office pre- finally appears after cracking a few Ars In perhaps his first and forgettable caper movie. eminence he enjoyed when about his unfortunate situation, we see outright role as protagonist. the 10 Mark. He's put on weight and unspectacular performance he burst onto the screen as ► Patric delivers a solid if Richard Northen dressed in a laded black T-shirt. combat as tortured art forger Harry Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. to pants and sandals, hair a mess, he looks a Donovan (he spends the Liar Liar as a whole fails tramp. live up to the heights of early part of the movie The diffeince in performance style is inspired lunacy that mark that most of the show is off the cuff. This sporting a ridiculous beret). is a dangerous game to play because if Carrey's earlier efforts. A dealer commissions He plays Fletcher Reedc, a high the audience aren't in the mood or have Donovan to forge a long- flying lawyer with a penchant for no ideas themselves_ it could all go missing Rembrandt for private fibbing His devotion to his job horribly wmng. Luckily the audience means that he neglects his son who were nearly as funny as the man himself sale to a gullible art collector. However, on delivery, the dealer becomes sick of his dad's feeble and Little managed in throw back is so ecstatic with the result that he excuses. When Reede fails to turn everything that was hurled at him and decides to gamble on putting the son's birthday party. the more, He pulled everything into place up for his picture up for public auction he blows out with a mix of witty comment and quick boy makes a wish as ( where he risks having ii revealed the cake candles, He wants his dad tire responses. as a fake). much to the anger of to tell the truth for twenty-four The second half was devoted more or Donovan who promptly takes off lms entirely ton routine where Little hours. with the picture. Needless to say. 'hilarity' ensue makes jokes out of comments that the Given that the grounding of the becomes reality and audience have written during the interest]. as the dream film in the world of fine art and Reede's new inability to lie play, However I felt that this was a little that it hive/es between picturesque havoc with his personal and overplayed. particularly as Iliad seen Amsterdam. Paris and London, profesSional life. Carrey uses this Jack Dee do a very similar sketch at the incognito would probably regard end of his show, which lasted only 10 film to showcase some of his itself as a cut above the average as his minutes. dramatic talents, as well Hollywood thriller. more obvious comic ones. This Yet behuni Little's touch Aussie Yet it quickly becomes apparent does not benefit the film which is exterior there seemed to be some deeper that this is not so. as it recycles all psychological thought going on. which rather suffocated under the weight the familiar Hollywood staples. of sickly sentimentality. Despite occasionally rose to the surface but Disturbingly. it also shows a appeared strangely out of place. thc odd stand-out comic set piece. tendency to lurch into is something of a Still. funnier than Neighbours Lovejoy Liar Liar anyday. territory. disappointment. Nevertheless, the film does have Louise Sherwood Richard North. 20

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tudents drink a lot, and its something we aren't allowed Sto forget, If a promoter feels the popularity of his venue to be M WINl c urder flagging somewhat, all he has to do is stick "free beer!" on the posters to see his takings, if not his "Xs utobiography of a credibility, soar. This cavalier Murderer is FACT approach to booze isn't something C FACT exactly what it McLibel Autobiography of a that John O'Brien. the alcoholic John Vidal says it is. The end result Murderer author of Leaving Las Lela would Pan £5.999 Hugh Collins is a terrifying, moving Pan CS.99 I have really approved of: although 1 his difficult and painful novel is and deeply absorbing here is the ugliness of gratuitous largely about drinking, and lots of ack in 1990, a thirty billion read. violence. Is there any other kindT. it. it also carries a proud dollar down with red hair and a Hugh Collins's story is A sense of this runs thnnighout the sophistication not usually Bpermanent grin slapped writs on of violence on the streets of book. beneath the subtlety of noticeable through the puke laden five London activists for allegedly Glasgow, that Collins's own shifts of attitude. atmosphere of a Leeds bar. libelling him in a leaflet entitled, leads "What's wrong with McDonald's?" He writes about the events of his Those who feel the Otlev run to be a eventually life in parallel with the influential Three of them were silenced, but Helen prodigious feat of holdmg-your-hooze relationship he endures with his father ability should look to Ben. the drunken Steel and David Morris decided to to a murder and the and the two stories are interwoven and central character of Leaving Las Vegas light. jumbled as only profoundly personal he imbibanon inspiration, Ben doesn't Denied a jury trial and legal aid, they were numbing and painful memories can be. Collins deal in paltry pints. and he certainly forced to defend themselves against the process of jumps unannounced. between the past. doesn't settle down for the night when world's most successful global food the present and the future, really the pub closes. He likes to drink liquor, sixteen years corporation and the country's top libel in prison. giving the feeling. (uncomfortable us it and he likes to drink a lot. In fact. he lawyers. may be) that the reader is party to his finds it impossible to function unless he's For two years the trial examined His writing is consciousness. holstered himself at breakfast time with a employment, advertising, recycling, nutrition. as honest as it The subject matter of the book bottle of fine vodka. He wants to kill animal rights and deforestation- each side's is brutal and it renders it at once interesting and himself, and with the clinical clarity of a philosophies in utter opposition. depicts a powerful, but it is the honesty and suicide he knows exactly how he's going This is the epic story of Britain's longest frightening fearlessness with which it is written to do it. He refuss eto allow himself to ever eoutt-room drama: socialism versus reality. As he that keeps you reading. feel tainted by shame, but remains capitalism, the determination of the spirit puts it. "What dignified. polite and stylish thruughout versus the faceless corporation. compassion I'm describing Fiona Johnson his hinges and frequent bouts of the and humanity versus power and greet!, Luke DT's. For Ben, 'asurity of execution will Sks.walker versus the Death Star. only add to to the whole wretched mess" However. the real issue in this book is the 4 globalisation of mega-corporations that are urity of execution is something than taking over the planet. More powerful than 0' Brien also desires. Anyone most governments. richer than many countries. pwho's .seot the recent film of the these playground bullies don't just kick the urger Cullum on mid book will note that his clear, direct prose shit out of other kids but the teachers too. seems to otter= as a script itself; Frankly, this book is scary. Ibis not just for -4400 whoever wrote the movie must've been tree-hugging. home-knitted. vegan motorway laughing_ The lurid and somehow sexy protesters. It is culturally essential, explaining descriptions of the neon deeds and very clearly how the men with money are squalid depravity of Las Vegas lend screwing us over, and we are pretty much fs# themselves totally to film, its do the defenceless to do anything about it. (the libel r graphic flashbacks that reed you to writ: a sure-fur. way to censor a critic.) understand, or at least pity, the Above all. this book is funny. interesting character's hopeless situations. and will stop you ever buying a Big Mac ever again. But don't let that put you off - there's always a Burger King just around the corner.

Dan Bennett

lamastie genre full of utopian ideals, horror and paranoia, hyper-stylisation and real human issues, (Look (an he Pink Phillip K Dick or lain M [tank, Gus Pant Sant to name just MOIL bicrwryrr, this Faber S Faber £9.99 book does not attempt en he ontagien, Fatal Cure. anything more than it is - ,,,, gives the reader an abstract and Hannfid Intent, lightweight and easy read for tripps camera lens sites into a weirdly ,tlulation. Mortal Fear, those who prefer to rot their pinnocent society of witnnahe film- Sera. the beautiful and and lonely ,Windbetul, Fever, Brain. woman that Ben finds himself involved brains with novels rather than makers. You're zoomed in and out of the Come, This list of just a few with half was through the book has her television. If you Like your sci-fi life of Spunky, at middle-aged drifter who is other novel by Robin took own escape-. she is a workaholic to read like a rejected X-Fairs intrigued by the chaotic and charming souls will provide you with 11 deep script, then this is for you. of Jack and Matt, the creators of Pink. prostitute who walks the streets net only insight into Invasion. to keep her weak. vicious pimp happy, You may have believed this to be a colour the %ton, fulkess the phi ht but also to define herself. It's easy to feel closely associated with old ladies' lipstick, but of a student teacher. whose Dan Bennett sympathetic for her. but O'Brien makes to the young enigmatic beatnik cowboys it's tsiyfrientl is siting by a tiny you realise that you're also being smug; another dimension in reality which event the spaceship and develeps a fin- author has difficulty in summarising. The .eon it's impossible Ns comprehend her lee. like illness This unlocks a cock She can take it; so should we. contrasts between the Goddamn freaky and the of imphmted DNA and turns Ben and Sera develop a (looniest but more serious emotions of dealing with the however ninny sugar eoated space frosties you him into an all-dancing, all- death iii a close friend. The taw eccentricity like in the morning. being trapped in the mind strangely purr relationship. Together they singing alien that wants to take find a kind of peace, but their destinies bubbles over tender philosophical matters. ore troubled fifty-something man who is over the planet. As ntillions erupting into naked frolicking, floating kittens creeping towards having a surreal mid-life drag them inexorably onwards as Ben's more of these machines land on body is slowly chewed away by alcohol - and the sideline story of an ex-rockster junkie crisis, is not an enlightening experience. Earth, the rest of the world's who self-destructs because oaf his Empathise you cannot. and Sera refuses to stop turning nicks, population is stung and then -s tramspouensh passion tor bulldozers. If the author of this novel could write a Described by his father as his son transformed. and it is left up to "suicide note". O'Brien's disturbing, but If you've watched the film My Own Private self-review. Fre got a sneaky suspicion he a small hand of scientists and Idaho (directed by the author of this novel) would write "Pink. well it's kinds of about slickly beautiful book is a story of two doctors to save humanity. people who find comfort in one another Pink is 011 the same screwy level, but Gus Van being in the Pink". And that is why when Full of two-dimensional too late. However, don't think this is a Sam's first novel does not portray the sultry you reach the tentative closing pages, you characters, tacky cliche after are nor more sussed than if you've read wallow; even despair can be cynical, sexiness that Keanu Reeves and River Phoenix tackier 4: Fiche, Hollywood oozed so casually even in then-disjointed. Plato's theories backwards. Its a pity that sharp and funny. This is a conscious, dialogue and straight-to-video stylish and well-formed book, despite the prostituted lives. The characters of lack and Van Sant didn't stitch some gem ideas to the film conventions. this book Man are, however, potentially intriguing as whore story because then he would have had fact that the author was no doubt does not stand up well. In fact etenpletely arseholed whilst he wrote it. questioners of out eststence, yet their role in a cult novel on his hands and his pinkies. it even has problems sitting. the story is never hinted. Instead you're This is a real shame, as mysteriously led into foggy patches of Lorraine Turner Emma Rubach science fiction can he a irrelevant ouppets of another spacey story; 10 .duke REVIEW: MUSIC Friday November 14 ifig Frl eALBUM Echobelly The Wildhearts Lustre Endless Nameless IEFicI %....: (Mushroom Records)}j emember the on't be fooled, or Symposium, it's a effortless arrogance people. This is not case of out with the of "I can't imagine the Wildhearts Fold and in with the R D new. the world without me.? you think you know. This After a year of somewhat Or the admirable ambition of is the Wildhearts mark mixed fortunes, "Great Things"? Echobelly two. Ross' heroic stage leap and subsequent clearly don't. The sound of years of They've left those days of great frustration at record hospitalisation along with the pop thrills well and truly behind. company limitations successful singles. they seem In fact recent single "Here Comes exploding on contact with intent on closing the chapter of the Big Rush" couldn't summarise their first taste of real Symposium "those teenage the album less appropriately. upstarts" to begin afresh, It is hard. if not impossible. to freedom. Now they are signed to Mushroom they With the cancellation of all of imagine 1.14% Ira provoking much of an their tour dates, it seems a good adrenaline rush in even the most indie can do what they want, and time to take stock and document Or Indic kids. Despite the tantalising right now it appears that their career to-date. grandeur of opening track "Bulldog what they want to do is Baby", the album soon slips into a fine The new year will see the release display of banality. with few tracks commit commercial suicide. of a brand new single followed rising above mediocrity. Loudly. closely by their debut long-player The one thing that made Echohellt. This album is not easy which is rumoured to be a glimpse tit the new Symposium. Out with the ofd special in the days of their early listening. It's less accessible singles, the thing that made them raucous noise and in with the new than anything they've ever done mature approach to music. Howeser. appear it I transcend the Britpop and it takes a couple of listens rdes, was Sonya Madan's voice It is for now we can "expect to pay around ho before you stop thinking "what something of a shame then. that on V" for a mini-album which has some this album they have not used it to full the...Mr and start to get into virtue; that we will he sad to lose. effect and rarely do they let the songs it. Luckily. it rewards such 1.or a start there are the singles develop around her vocal ability. It is perseverance. "Drink the Sunshine". "Farewell to not surprising that the tracks which do It's like one of those trick two- Twilight" and "Fairweather Friend" stand out are those that let Madun's imagepictures- to begin with you which are typical Ned's-style voice shine through. notably can only see one side of it: the numbers and remind us just why "Everyone Knows Better". "Paradise*. barrage of noise. Then you notice Symposium are such-a joy to see live and ''Lastra.". the tunes underneath and can't However, added to thisare the The change of sound could well he understand why you didn't spot slower tempi.. of "Fear of Flying' something to do with using Frio them in the first place. And that's and "Smiling" which seem to point Fighters producer, Gil Norton. But just the singles. the way forward for the band. If a maximum" sums up their new After all of this aural assault whatever the reason, a more guitar The Wildhearts' new sound is a mature .approach was what they were attitude: gleefully noisy, full-on, no comes "Thunderfuck" - last song on orientated sound has emerged. Of million miles away from all things heading towards it has certainly been compromises and no hacking down. the album and the last thing you'd course. tilts is not automatically a bud 'safe' and 'nice' The drums now take established but it will need a little Music for people who like iron expect. With it's laid-hack style, thing. but when the guitar is this far centre stage and the vocals are so more work if it o soon to surpass their fillings on their cornflakes rather drum loops and cello t !?°.?) it from spine-tingling and exciting it distorted that the lyrics to the original style. than sugar. becomes almost Portishead-esque. surely is. vitriolic "Junkenstein" are On the whole seven quid's not a Ginger has said that he'd like to If it wasn't for the tunes, it'd be 1.4IFfrei. then, is a perfect illustration indecipherable. had price to pay for an early have an 18 certificate on this album. all a bit too much, but this album of a waste of talent. Sadly a band with The confident swagger of "Nurse document of a make or break trio pun It's easy to see why when you take proves that the Wildhcarts can still much potential has succeeded in Maximum" has a style not unlike intended. Ross) stage in then career, into account the dangerously catchy write great songs. Even if they do writing an instantly forgettable album Suede's "She." That's if "She" was so if you happen to have any spare "Heroin" (a Dogs D'amour cover!) choose to then stump all over them extremely lack-he km; put through a mangle and played change lurking in your pocket. it may Overall. an and the ear-shattering fury of "Why with hig dirty site ten hoots, effort. back on a broken stereo with the well be a good investment- volume jammed at eleven and a tot You Lie?" In these surroundings. the Vicky Farrant Fiona Smalley more guitar_ The line "keep it chorus of children's singing on Emma Leathley "Pissjov" is distinctly unsettling.

following this release. Apart from rush - technically known as a being a very line live band indeed, 'crowd-pleaser'. They this album isn't as bad as people, or The Dandys continue with the lesser Bennet the NME. will tell you. Street Vs Science Brighton Beach, "Jacqueline" before sieving Okay. there is more of the "Mum's The Cockpit (Roadrunner) Gone..." thing, the album's debut single into their second single "Dirty Weekend". '1 Like Rock" being the best example. et ready for heeky, chirpy, and as well as the most lightweight. But 4verybody likes Finley Singer Andrew Firth is slightly annoying. there's also the gloriously melancholy Quaye. He's like Mr Britpop hand obviously in his element with That's what "Mum's "Built to Last" with it's bittersweet Tickle, going round reference this saucy stompalong, jerking C account of a failed love affair. There's F G and thrusting his thin-as-the-mic- Gone to Iceland" was. The worryingly overload- Shed the Pop-Land, erm, tickling all stand body about. The rest of the haunting "Something's Seven vocals, antithesis to all things and sundry under the arms band get on with Oasis, Wrong With Mark": Marion 'I can pull him up with his unique blend of creating Bennet's but I can't see him clubby, reggae. not-at-all- harmonica and instantly crime has been through') as well as like-Aswad mine's-a-large- Suede-esque pleasing. yet to have a sense the brilliant posturings are instantly indictment of bag-of-that-one-there- forgettable of humour. And modern culture that meestah Pop Tunes. all delivered guitar pop. be, you know, is "The Horse's Now you, too, can wear a with a little Next single "You Mouth". quite nice guys. smile as wide as the Cheshire charm and a Make Me Wanna Admittedly not a Scream" is well- So where do they Cat of the Top 40 himself, with very original lot of style. received too, but go after their debut topic for a band a fabulous Leeds Student Maybe too will the rest of the album to tackle, but any song competition. much style. country approve Supernatural? More that tells the !leaven's Gate disciples. All you have to do to win this when it's released and all other misguided nutters (i.e. the The opening tight pop songs? More laughs? signed photogniph of Tricky's in January'' Americans) that 'A comet's just a song, about uncle or one of two copies of his Like supporting Or do they introduce a bit of comet' is fine with me. wanting people top-selling debut album Maverick A your favourite depth. even God forbid, some Ultimately, the album toes to steer a to point at you and say "1 football team. local Strike is phone our hotline with the angst? Well. a sort of in-the- course somewhere between Smash Hits fans will always answer to the following hard-as- Wanna Be Like You" creates middle-ern-where-next sort of and NW, and in doing so falls provide a loyal following even when uncomfortably astride the indie-pop the-Chart Shute-question. an instant nosh-pit. No direction rah. The trouble is. they're lingering in the second fence_ wonder, perhaps, as it was division, i I you stand in the middle of the Name Finley's famously scary nephew_ Still, if enough people see them on The Dandys' first single after But a bit of skill. practice and road, you're likely to get run their current tour with Echithelly. and Is it" being signed, along with flair wouldn't go amiss if The tai Bryan Ferry riser. they are able to deliver sets as Embrace, at Leeds Sound Dandys want to move on up to the Bennet. however, don't deserve blistering as they did at this year's (h) Tricky premier league. Reading festival, Bennet may yet gam (et Jeremy GuscoU City. Far from being a the two-ton truck of criticism that some credibility. They deser.e it. Noclrock number, however, will inevitably come their way Gail Clarke and Robby Elson Phone 0113 243 472'7 NOW it's an immediate, catchy pop Sonja Todd 22 Friday November 14 1997 MUSIC Juice 11 The original Northern Superclub- Mecca for skimpily-dressed lasses, lagered-up lads, and the Liverpool first team, releases yet another compilation of hands-in-the-air anthems. BEN EAST smells something sour

hhh, the mix Oakenfold lending his album. In these "mastery" then too. But the really, truly. appalling heady days of thing about this double CD set is "chart-toppers" like In the actual songs he and partner in the Mix 97 crime Nick Warren choose. do we really Apart from the excellent speed Dimly Nate need yet more tired garage madness of "Gunman" by bit with and 187 Lnckdown, which lasts for no drums. excuses for obvious Stretch and approximately 30 seconds, As for Nick Vern creep up on you marketing scams like Underworld's finest moment in the Warren's CD. if this unsuspectingly after almost Cream Anthems? shape of "Cowgirl", and the dulcet was ever played in a club everyone every mix? Even the Prodigy sound In short, something tones of "Your Face" by Slacker, would fall asleep standing up. embarrassingly out of place. smells, and it isn't the sweat this is the worst advert for a club Once upon a time albums like you could ever have. And another thing. Being a this used to be pretty decent resident at Cream, you would have dripping from the checked Maybe if it was called markers as to the state of play in ( Single of the Week ) thought Oakenfold at least knew shirt you need to wear to get "Majestyk Anthems 97" this would the British dance music scene. how to mix. And maybe, just in to Britain's finest all be justifiable. But it's not. So either we're living in an era maybe. knew how to mix well. But Perhaps quite rightly Cream has of mediocrity, or some two-hit Ws, FINLEY QUAYE- "superclub". all the way through he takes the earned itself a reputation as being a hugely over-rated club and their 1 'S GREAT WHEN WE'RE Come on. albums like this easy option - either start one song one of Britain's finest clubs - so be-suited marketing men have got 11)G ETHER (Epic) were boring two years ago. And as another is finishing. or start one something dreadfully wrong. Just Is there anyone who doesn't like this why the hell do Dario G, Ultra they had Paul bloody when the the other is playing its for now, let's hope it's the latter. guy? Despite being cheerful to the point of insincerity and so laid back that he's almost horizontal. he remains infinitely likeable. This track seems more like an impnivisation than a coherent song, yet manages to be both funky and subtle at the same time. TANYA DONELLY MERSEY PARADISE 1 HI' Pi RIGHT 1.1GHT (4ADI I he latest release from the woman who !lever disappoints. This is both dark and A 'Pool of Nineties talent or a city overshadowed by uplifting, rich and gloriously noisy. Sees Donelly making hill use of her two best former glories? We check out the cream of the crop assets - her voice and her guitars.

DAWN OF THE REPLI CANTS - JOE CAIRNS lives the life of RHIN() RAYS EP tWiu-rter) Riley, like you do, listening to There are moments on this where you could almost hear the Super Furry Animals doing the Best of the Lightning Seeds something good with it Instead, you get a dull, repetitive song ("Radar") which pretty ot that I actually own a much fails to do anything or go anywhere. Except. "your link house on the prairie," Lightning Seeds album apparently. Nor anything, but... this really is quite special. NORTHERN UPROAR - Here we have an hour's worth of GOODBYE (Heavenly ) An hilarious attempt at a big orchestral epic tunes for Saturday mornings wasted from the boys who want to be men. How under the duvet. waiting for Natalie anyone could take this seriously as they Imbruglia to come on The Chart Show fight a losing battle with the strip, which switching over to laugh heartily at Garth unfortunately don't quite manage to drown Crooks before the 1.05 from Haydock out the appalling vocals despite an reminds you that you watch too much honourable attempt_ is in fact beyond a telly. so you wander into Heatlingley joke. and waste an hour in second-hand shops before the football on 5 Live. BUCKSHOT LEFONQUE - From three-minute classics like ANDI DER DAY (IN TBE }loom earlier hits like "Pure". "Perfect", and (Columbia) "Life of Riley", to the Broudie-penned jazz A cool, laid-back funk beat, with nice national anthem that is "Three Lions". mstrinnentals., greatly improves what would via collaborations with Baby Bird and otherwise threaten to be a cheesy "R'n'B" the Mimics' Nicky Wire. the Peter soul tune. Having said that. the Beardsley of P0pTM scores sixteen haroqudjau Route mut .4way style ending times in a row. A bit like playing is dire. Barnsley. then. Here. for once, appearances count for ROBERT MILES- FREEDOM nothing, it's all about candyfloss chord Idecomtraction) changes and skipping "Ba-Ba.ba ''s. Imagine a Robert Miles song that sounds "Sense" is as good a tune as anything on tyreny much like everything he's done The Red Album:"I'm standing high on before, That same kind of 'piano and dunce' ri toes. looking overfences/Waiting for car advert soundtrack. Then imagine a somebody like you to kiss me female voice singing cliches over it Thai's senseless ...You almost want to exactly what you would get if you bought oblige the man in the anorak. this single. But not quite. Not only is Like You Do MOKE- the best home-grown MI DESIRE (Dorado). compilation since The The band recently named as tan Brown's Beautiful South's new favourites seem to be caught between similarly bittersweet two styles. Their verses sound like Robbie Carry-On Up The Williams (in the nicest possible sense, of Char's. it's a c.nurse. ) but in the chorus they turn into reminder of how Reef' A s era strange hybrid indeed. good life can seem when piano-guitar- BELLA PASTA - 145 BRIGGATE LS 1 drums makes you feel Vicky Farrant and SUBJECT TO WAD Still ITV & NOT IN CONANCTION WITH AN% (In lEtt OFFER. Samanthi Jayawardena forty-foot high. EXCLUUF-S MINKS, AVAIL 01.1.1. ON t'ROI}t it-noN CiF VALID STO DENT CARO ONLY ASAILABik. MONDAYS VIA:1.1441NC. HANK HI MAW'S 12 at WWII:DC:F. abounds around the table in the Palm Court Lounge of the een's Hotel in Leeds. It is incisive, expert knowledge on higher education and meets how it is funded, provided by two of the leading University figures in Leeds, Peter Scott and Frank Griftith lock horns over many two people of the essential questions which surround the debate on the funding of higher education shaping the today. MON el CliaS

future of higher I ask Peter Scott. Director of the Centre for Policy Studies in Education at education in Leeds University, what had created the need for reform of higher education, he talks of widening gaps between what Universities Leeds: need in order to covet their (XMAS, and what they are getting out of the Treasury. This has been worsened by increased student numbers (Director and by reduced government funding. However he is not convinced about the 1.2hn shortfall by 2005, which Vice of the Centre Chancellors in the CVCP (Committee of Vice Chancellors and Principals) have for Policy predicted "With the CVCP, it's a propaganda thing. You always ask for more than you're going in get, so I would halve it. say £ I Ian in Studies, Leeds reality" Frank Griffith. Deputy Vice Chancellor at !AU. agrees with this. but he blames the University) and problems mire on the British way of doing things. 'We are always looking (lir the short-- tom fix in ibis country, Policy making was so ...milli:wit in the early '905 The floodgates were first opened by Kenneth Baker in the late 'Mk and expansion was encouraged. This was (Deputy Vice then followed by a period of consolidation when the Tories placed a cap on student Chancellor, 'lumbers in '92:' Peter Scott explains' "The alarm bells started ringing when the Treasury realised it Leeds had an open-ended commiunera to pay the higher education bill, no Miler how much it expanded " Griffith agrees. "It was a Metropolitan mghunare for the Treasury." But does this mean that expansion of higher education is a had thing? University). "No, expansion is a good thing." Scott says. smiling at Griffith,who clarifies, And they didn't "Expansion is a good thing, but it is not possible to expand further on the basis of a very traditional model of a three to four year exactly agree... degree course, which is selective and largely relies on government support. This model cannot cope with the very fashionable phenomenon at the moment, which is life long learning," Scott sits up in his chair and points out that British education has not been lavishly funded left to right: Frank Griffith. Peter Sco in the past as many seem to think. in fact. quite a lot of studies have been done on the he had to fix the National Curriculum_ which of University pressure put on the Government and lightly cot actual cost of producing a graduate, and he did pretty well. Then he had to fix who invented it to get the issue off the agenda. He claims that Britain is mid-range, not as expensive as vocational qualifications. which he did. Now or as the stalking horse used to legitimise the Government di (kmatny. for instance. We should knock this he's had to nix higher education, which he need to charge students fees. Basically. he inherent walla idea on the head that British higher education hasn't done so well. That is the story on broke the ice for Blair. Blackstone and Government C is a fatted calf. and that we should be more Dearing." Blunken to end free education". wholly wmtig evonomy minded." Griffith seems to suspect a political Peter Scott admits to being "an old wrong footed t "Well. it has been well .finided." Griffith conspiracy, "I think it's interesting how the fashioned lefty" and argues that higher Griffith also replies, "and this open-ended cost which every report was set tip, in a hi-partisan way. to education should be paid for as a public ition fee student entering higher education brings is not coincide with the outcome of the election, uo service which is part of the Welfare State. He tuition s something the Treasury was ever going to that ti wasn't ever discussed as an issue in the therelbre disagrees with Deanng's proposal to was no chance accept. You need to find a new way of funding election campaign." But Scott is quick to point charge tuition fees. He also secs a practical Scott rephrlIsC! the system:. out that it never is: "You can't point to any flaw in the Dearing Report. have any polio British election where higher education "The objective of Deanng was to give to try it" The Darla Awl has been a key issue." Universities more money, but if demand But no British government has ever tried to drops. as evidence already shows it might, or taiow's Lyr about the Deanng Report's role in the end free education betlare. Scott smiles and if some of the money goes elsewhere, then we reform of higher education funding' Scott concedes: "No, that's a good point. But I think may actually lase money because of it:' 'HE: model I doesn't mince his words, "Deanng is a fixer. you Can interpret Dearing either as the result The Dearing Report was "thinly argued entirely cliff= Since the election victory in May, higher education landing is one

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are not out of the woods yet. 'There are quite mom. But, of course, people get very different a few bombs still waiting to explode." Scott rates of return depending on where they go to argues. "it is clear that the Government university." As Griffith explains: "This haven't really thought many of the details Government has created a system through, for Instance the gap year anomaly where the same money can buy you a Skuda and the Scottish question" and it can buy you a Rolls Royce." "Since the [About victory in May, this is Sean continues: -They have opened the one of the few issues they have really made a door for better institutions, like Oxbridge, to halls up on:' claims Griffith. "it's like a sore charge higher fees and this will really start to that won't go away and is providing an put up the shutters to people from less interesting piece of early chaos in Blair's privileged backgrounds." administration" When I point out that it seems like education is becoming more like a nahlesit lbe seki me Mists free inaticet. Scott smiles: "Yes, it is disgraceful." "A LOT of politicians do not believe in But Griffith will not let him get carried student hardship. because when they were at away- "No, it's not. Come on, be University they were very well looked after, more serious Peter. The free market arrives and they think at is the same today." argues when a University can charge what n wants, Scott "The social died of this new reform and Blunkett has promised that will not will he that students from poorer backgrounds happen. I believe that it will be inevitable in are put off, and that is very worrying the fullness of lime, maybe after the next This is not enurely accepted by Griffith, election. but not yet." "That isn't quite fair, as people from authentic Will students become more like paying working class backgrounds never entered customers, and he able to ask for their money higher education. ever. And they still don't. I hack Knot satisfied with the service they are think people have a far too restricted view of provided? higher education. equating it to three or lout "This is a very serious issue here. We have y cats at university. We need a much broader ism lawyers looking at it in some detail, and it as! longer term view to post- la edissation will certainty change the relationship hem= • ts. tl embraces the recently evolvea! ideas 01 students and their instituhom" Griffith actually Tar ssia learning." kinks worried when he says this. is% eS. that tuition fees are what Scott points out that Universities will have 1 1.11,'d I, :'ak up the privileged and to he much more careful about what they say •:1rc tasa, airs it it modem universities and to then' prospectuses, as its likely that Opel i rip.:.:..t I l I.',, ideraudience over a litigation will increase us in Amenciu where much eisale r am rarrater period Scott agrees tuition tees already exist; '11 is even possible with this need to extend the teaching rule of that Universities start awarding higher grades 4.11161-1 inn: "This doesn't to avoid litigation." mean that it shouldn't still be funded in the What about David Effunkett's most pan Isc public funds." assertions that the refrains would make The problem of the -funding gap' is the system more 'equitable- Griffith repeated by Gn filth. "In the words ot Thatcher :Iamis it will not be inure or less herself. 'give me an alternative' was at equitable than before. SI:lItt is more to the funding an expanded HE system." Scott 1)0 inf. ""It isn't. In may because of makes his view of the Iron Lady clear. "She is means tested tuition fees, but it isn't.- not a lady i would choose to admire, Frank." Griffith puts it another way: "So you're Gtiffith retorts: "Well don't present the Tony Blair. Choose between the current argument that we must stick with the status cap on student numbers and the proposed quo, because it simply won't sash:" reforms. and I know which one you Surely the refrains will worsen the wouldn't choose." Scott smiles. -I would hat ship problems which students face and put up income tax," Griffith smiles hack: force many to take on jobs as well as working "That is why you're not Tony Blair." and towards a degree. Scott says that this is they both laugh. incredibly dangerous and, "we must consider But this shows the uncomfortable the effect this will have on student fallout and position which higher education lind.s failure rates." Griffith argues that earning itself in today, between a rock and a hard while you're learning already exists for many place_ Between the need to expand and to students. and that a new system is required raise more money to help dose the where it is an integral part of the lifelong 'funding gap', and the need to keep 1, Martin Arnold. Pictures by George Ptulipas learning process and not a necessary evil. education open and freely available to people of all social backgrounds. Labour posed." according to Griffith. Dearing." says Scott_ He points out that greater investment." The seed se whersides have chosen one route, using Dearing and he brutality with which the Dearing did not propose the abolition of the "Why should this one segment of life long their large majority, but these two experts. alt with the report "proves the maintenance grant. nor did he suggest means learning he the one which receives all the THERE ate very clear worries, expressed by who know their CVCP from their DIME, ass of the committee. No testing tuition fees. "Means testing for tuition public funding?" ISCOU agree that both men, about the effect the reforms will argue that much remains to be done imminee has ever got it as fees appear; to he a more socialist policy than, it's inequitable, but pan-time students aren't have on the relafamship between universities before the situation is fully resolved, n Dearing did, he was so loan assistance, which is partly why Labour going to gain anything from this package. and students. "The system requires the v the Government.- adopted it. In fact. the Dearing proposals while full-time ones will lose out." However. universities to be the collecting point for ' suggests that Dearing was would have been more favourable to students, Griffith is not finished: "Since the system the tuition fees. They are going to have c to reconunend loan assisted but it was less feasible for the public, the party became more popular. with greater to invoice. agree payment terms with. rn he must have known there and the Treasury. so they changed it." participation from wider social backgrounds, and collect the tuition fees from. ihe 'Treasury would accept it On the subject at' the maintenance grant. the sums stopped adding up" students. What will they do when some ithis: in my view we don't Griffith is shameless, "I have no problem with So the need for expansion has made it are behind on or can't pay the tees come cal panics courageous enough the abolition of the maintenance grant because necessary to find alternative methods of graduation day?" To Scott, "this is a PR I just can't see the education system growing financing higher education, and the Treasury's disaster just waiting to happen." while it still exists." He argues that the lack of difficulties in raising extra funds from the Scott canals° foresee a further NA ants any kind of media or student attention is a public means that students must start to implementation problem with the result of the selectivity of our higher education contribute more towards the costs of their reforms: "So far it has all been justified tang adopted by Labour is system: "Until HE has a huge constituency the education, en the argument that graduates get a el to that recommended la Treasury will ma be convinced of the need liar Both men do agree that the Goy erratical higher nee af return and sit should ivy

the few issues Labour have really made a balls•up on • REHM WPM

37 14 Juice TV Friday November 14 1997 : FLICKERS a U • Coming soon to a TI1 ■The Sp eel • screen near you... ■■In't comedy on TV brilliant! This week, DAN THUBRON has been mostly Village 01 The Damned Bloody kids ■s soon as I read Whitehouse's sense of humour know them, or someone like them, Harry Enfield's rude boy wit, then ■you're not wrong. Charlie Higson 1.35am Friday night, BBC2 you will understand what and you can relate to the situations about the new used to share a flat with Enfield. mean. The they are in. Ok. maybe you're shaking your "He nicked our lines and made ■The 'input. well-creepy chiller characters new series has A head at this point millions" says Higson. The pair based on John Wyndham's The appearing on the third about 40 per Itlidwieh Cuckoos still have links with ■and final series of The cent new Enfield: Whitehouse Fast Show I burst out characters, often spends his time ■Scrooged laughing. including a outside of The Fast Show shouting "Oi, The Christmas spirit tactless check- One that particularly no!" as one half of The 9pm Saturday, BBC1 out girl who stimulated my laughter zones reads people's Righteous Brothers on ■ Harry Enfield And Tight fisted TV exec Bill Murray, was Squeamish Zoo Keeper. lives from the Chums. gets the lull-on Christmas Carol You can just imagine the contents of ■ The Fast Show ghost treatment. bizarre scenario: a man their shopping baskets, and an and saying to yourself "I don't know started almost by accident. ■spends his whole life looking artist with a morbid fear of anyone like Ralph and Ted" (the Whitehouse and Higson had The Shawshank Redemption after animals but still is black. landowner and his loyal retainer who written some material for Enfield repulsed when handling them. The comedy formula they use in have an awkward, unspoken love). A redeeming feature The Fast Show is very simple but ■Hearing it like this it may not But its the situation they are in that 9pm Sunday, C4 very effective: the characters are sound that funny-, but if you is familiar: everyone has, at some instant. What I mean by instant is the point. been lost for words with a Prison drama has never been so know creators Charlie Higson ■fact that you feel person they are attracted to. !evading as in this beautifully shot and like you "I'll get my coat" is also `'t it and emotionally powerful film starrinc hilarious because -Li !..J J V' Tun Robbins and Morgan Freeman. I ■ everyone makes Paul a social boo boo once ■White Mischief in a while and feels Red hot like disappearing mu, ■9pm Sunday, C5 the ground. It's the combination of the A lot of shagging and molder and not a situation. facial ■ha of plot but that's by the by because expressions. regional accents, it'll pmtvably all get cut anyway and the BBC made a highlights catchphrases tape for a press launch_ "We were and Fast Show surprised how well these 10 or 15 • magic formula second bursts worked" muses Last Embrace that makes it Higson. "we had come up with a Hold tight funny. number of ideas that hadn't found • 12midnight Monday. BBC1 If you think a home with Harry. So we thought. ■that The Fast why not do a whole show that was Lovely location filming in this delight Show brand of edited highlights." Whitehouse ful Hitchcock-esque thriller stamng comedy has explains The Fast Show formula Roy Scheider similarities with more simply: "Do your character. • do your catchphrases ■The living End and fuckoff." Far out -f Clearly it's the 11.45pm Tuesday, C4 longer sketches that ■ bulk out the Nihilistic road movie about two g.1 ■men on the run after shooting a polio,• ■officer A Kiss Before Dying ■Romance is dead The Long Good Buy 11 .40prn Wednesday, BBC1

Man Dillon plays a charming psycho • in this classy, thriller about murder. Even being a couch potato has a price, as ROSS HORSLEY discovered ■decepiii in, munition and shoes. etting channels, MTV, and switching to QVC first thing. It A strange fluttering feeling new episodes of The was so relaxing to sit hack and filled my stomach. The 9 Carat CaddyShack cable TV be gently patronised after a hard Lion's Head Thumb Ring was was the Simpsons were • Its the opposite of funny... its golf! G day of lectures. I didn't feel the very classy. "1 have to warn 10pm Wednesday, C4 best decision I suddenly and quite need to actually buy any of the you," the presenter droned. ever literally at my products on offer - hell. I don't "this is the very last time we'll • This is a Chevy Chase movie so don't even have a credit card - but this be offering this panicular item made. fingertips. expect it to be good._ expect it to he All the Sure, there_ was a load channel had a soothing, hypnotic of jewellery on QVC... at least • devoid of humour and packed v. ith quality unique to itself. What I until the next time we have it masturbation jokes. latest of rubbish too. but I only saw of the other channel became on offer." I stared at the ■movies, had to flick through that limited to the stuff I surfed screen. The ring three when the adverts came on through during the break on shimmered hazily K2 during whatever other cool QVC. as it turned on its S'no joke sports Then came the green velvet • thing I was watching. 9pm Wednesday, CS turning-point_ One pedestal. Suddenly That's how I discovered day, as I happened to a Limited Stock • Lots of harasses and rope for all you QVC. the home shopping he watching six sign flashed up on bondage enthusiasts out them because channel committed to straight hours of the screen. "We've this is i surprise, surprise) a mountain offering Quality, Value and the best in quality almost sold out of • climbing adventure. (hese," the presenter Convenience to its home shopping. it ■suddenly came to continued. customers. I reached fur the phone. Pretty soon. I found myself my attention that it's Talk Radio possible to pay by Switch. Seeing the name QVC in • Shock-waves 9pm Thursday, C5 ■The TV hospital is crowded as usual show to pack off home with spare tonight Chris 1.•...111!, i‘ 1M had this week and the supplies of sterile dressings, which to bandage ■Ens B. ,gositui plays the -.host, )(sok Vital who Insults all and ..iandsy the: gds. colostomy bags arc running low. Use to within an inch of its life and which shot Signs your Judgement to decide which to check in to half-wit hotel. U a Friday November 14 1997 Juice 15 Kings watching the new series of The Fast Show programme and prevent it from Hula me customer . poi up anti, being just a series of monologues. without walking out. Ralph and Ted sometimes appear Vi'hiletionse's mum hates the fur tip to two minutes. the "Suit you sir- pair "She thinka awkward tension slow ly building they're very one dimensional and crude" says Whitehouse.

Tin fusr Shia, humour is often seen coarse by older viewer• although it clearly appeals to a very wide audience judging by the vanety al to a chinas. "Suit you sir'" (the different newspaper. which ran two Le hernus gentlemen's articles about the new series this outfitters) sketches also last week. The Monty Python longer than the u.sual Few influences are obvious at a wands. The characters need a glance, but The Pup- Show uses certain.arnannt of time la offend pythonesque humour which has their prospective clients enough moved aka step to cater for the 10 lase the sale. It's amazing how 9tis audience. No... I don't think so, Sir jl'iJW

the debits column of my packing per item. In fact. treat the most bank statement the the only quibble I had when the 3t1-day fallowing week didn't WAS that I had to actually money hack bother inc in the slightest. go to the door and sign guarantee runs out £53.85 was excellent For the parcels, which and I have to return value for the range of interrupted my daily everything. quality goods now in my thigh-toning session on possession. so I stuck the the Simple-Trim gazelle measly advice slip behind Glider. Speaking to my Hermle Anniversary another person without Silver Plated Celtic using a telephone was Carriage Clock and went also a little weird. but back to coring pineapples put the experience behind with the All-In-One Fruit me and went to arrange Salad Friend. the dainty figurines in their easy- y choice of to- Mpurchases was assemble purely practical, Polished reassured myself. I was Mahogany sticking to the essentials. Glass- It wasn't as if l was Fronted sending off for sets of Display collectible dolls or Case anything. They look The Marie Osmond SA collectible dolls arrived sophisticated later that week, with the among the 3-day Speedy Delivery Nearly-Real service proving Artificial indispensable at a mere Flowers. I f 2,95 extra postage and imagine I'll miss

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NOVEMBER 14 IFFMEN11 The Montrose Avenue @ Joseph's Well Joseph'. Well continues its ever improving of Sony behind them. you are likely to he I weekend schedule with a triple bill of talent seeing and hearing a lot more from thcni local and national. Tonight's three bands. soon. They are a live piece front Greater • 11111100*••• ••••••• Blinded. Montrose Avenue and headliners London. and litre already supported Si I set Dragster offer different varieties of Sun end Hurricane No 1. going down a treat I viten tattle 977301 indieirock guitar. The band 'mom likely to' and building up a small but healthy follow- 11.,sher011. 1_44. &SS. AM Ile Pull airway, I.15, f 01., 101.`,. , 441 out of the three i. probably The Montrose tile. Current single "She's .Looking For Me" )(... I Jae, ale, 1 ta,4110 la e r. enfideatal. 1 30.4.15. leo Avenue, who have signed a record deal with is also worth eheckirat out Hyde Perk Picture flame lel 275 2445) %alai? 411_1 10, ,S.,t5,- 3_20 The Mantrare iirnnv And a diva (Mk, Columbia_ and with the promotional weiyht .5:m. 110. 00 own I I Iti Cottage Rued (215 let16, des lareeen. '. 4(1,11 :20

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The lat- experiment to investigate 4.30 Flava Cliedm fleetwz, duel, nip. and vLseeimia' druert ite bars eraser:5 5.30 ITN Morning New:. 5 00 Captain Butler est hits in the UK charts. ecosystems in which lour inns. lap hop tad *out With guru rah L3 NUS heinre I low so atter C.1iTli menthols and NtIS I Opos hIgni exclusive live perfor- men. four women and a bit- c 4prti.2,30 mances. pre-chart sounds lion-dollar miniature world lever & country nob and new videos. were sealed inside a glass C5 !sr 107.8fm I Mt Love Travii.leteettnry 7Cb 13.00 EastEnders. Ian lakes the bubble in the Arizona with 30prn.241s,. election result in his snide, desert. The Underground but Is soon to lace a much 8.00 War Walks. Professor L.00 5 News Early; 7.30 atilkstiak&, 7.00 7.35 Stickel" Around, 6.00 Havakazoe: The Nay beasr & bomb darker threat. Richard Holmes tourneys Rude Awakening 0.30 WldeWortd; 9.00 Espresso 9.00 8.30 999 Lifesavers. Featuring to historic British sites. 10.00 Exclusive, 10.30 Was It Good the story of a 16-year-old 8.30 Geoff Hamilton's Vik's Friday Flava The Warehouse For Youa. 11.00 Leeza, 11.50 Double it -, f Espresso, 12.00 The Bold And The 11.00 girl trapped and unable to Paradise Gardens. In his 1.7 . hirer lull "t!le ctrl" breathe when the horse final series, completed Just Beauidui. 12.30 Famiiy Attalla; 1.05 Sabotaged with Chris ID she was riding collapsed before he died, Geoff Sunset Beach; 2.00 5's Company; 3.30 12.00 FILM. The Daughter Of Rosie O'Grady Lunchtime Cafe on top of her Hamilton sets off to find (19501; 5.30 Whittle 1.00 9.00 Nine O'Clock News: beautiful secluded havens 8.00 ton% 6.30 . Fatuity Affairs Bricks & Mortar Regional News: Weather all over Britain. 7.00 Name That Tune cecirpit.wheeout Greve 9.30 FILM:The Haunting Of 9.00 Shooting Stars. Vic 7_30 Exclusive. 3.00 Suti:Affe Fluid Lisa (1995). 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447-11.1RIDIAV NOVEMBER 15 Crash @ Hyde Park Picture House JO Ballard's clinically detached novel of Cmnenberg's obsessions of bodily mutation sexual identity becomes a silver-smooth {previously at their most vivid in Video- psychological drama in the hands of drome and The Fly) here become transfor- • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • directtir David Cronenberg. mations of a psychological kind. made (Mean la I426 47717.41 James Spadcr and Deborah Kara Unger manifest in the physical scars which cover 1,..-e(011. I V. 4 .5.s right) arc the yuppie couple drawn into a the bodies of the characters, It's a slow but Fell WM3'. I i c. I -11.1. 405. A.tt 1 I. Jam. 2 111).1t '5. N 11) sub-culture of sexual deviance. where the engrossing film. as cold and complex as an 11‘ ,1, tOtlar r,...11,11.711,111 4 1., -> ill ultimate thrills come from participating in ice crystal. and one of its director's most .1,1 27±, 2u4F, Herr:41e• 1 101 Ross Horsley +.1."1.h. I: 40. recreations of famous car crashes. intcreain, work. ID date. ,_:ash. 11 I ( Mind 127F 11dn.1 I 4213 10411 fin I 11;1,', ", \ Iii ' UlUI BBC1 BBC2 ITV C4 1,, ••, 1: ;,i

7.00 Flash Gordon; 7.20 News: 7.00 FILM. One 01 Our Spies Is 6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Tricky; 11.35 The 5.40 Tuuylpons, 5.45 Sesame Weather; 7.25 The Adventures Of Missing (1966): 8.30 FILM. The Chart Show: 12.35 Movies. Games 6.45 The Great Song. 6.55 Katie And Orbie; 7.30 Super Mario Brothers, 7.45 Helicopter Spies (1968), 10.000 And Videos. 1.05 ITN News. Weather: The Garden Fairies. 7,30 1,10 Calendar News. Weather, 1.25 First Edition 8.00 Transworld Sport, Romuald The Reindeer; 7.40 Asia: 10.30 Network East; 11.20 International Wilt Racing 9.00 The Morning Line; 10.00 Dennis The Menace; 8.10 Conan Cafe 21:11,50 The Complete 2.20 FILM: Disaster On The Gazette Football Rasa. 11.00 Blitz!. The Adventurer. 8.30 The New Guide To Life In The 20th Coastliner (1980). Adveniut Et. 12.00111e Vibe 12.30 FILM: Father's Little Adventures Of Superman, 9.15 Century: 1200 Film 97 With 4.00 ITN News: Weather 1111111 t'ropu [lanai Peril{ 4.15 International Rugby Union. Dividend (1951). Sequel to Live And Kicking: 12.12 Weather. Barry Norman 6.15 Calendar News: Weather Father Of The Bride starring ❑ 12.30 The Great Romances Of • Illl !.1., ;; ,61.{ ”Igtti 11.C.Ii113160, I I 12.15 Granostan 620 Scoreline Spencer Tracy. OVA! 5.15 News: Weather The Twentieth Century 6.30 Gladiators. 2.00 Channel 4 Racing 111, 5.25 Regional News: Weather 1.00 FILM: Green Fire (1955). 7.30 Blind Date. 420 The Commission 5.05 Brookside Omnibus Pleasure Room 5.30 Are You Being Served? A miner prospecting for 8.30 Family Fortunes. jururc /awning 9.00 iris Be AlHght On The Night 6.30 Raging Planet. Volcanoes Mrs Slocombe's birthday emeralds in Colombia preseim. 11 it re os Night Visesienci 10. Yet more TV out•lakes. 7.30 Live Football Haifa Special. 1 .,note era OnF' nt rho iaccierars rely ,urater- approaches, with the staff enlists the unwilling help of no-mats arid bloopers Russia travel to the Stadio San amulet donee night. pulling out all the slops to a coffee plantation owner. 10.00 ITN News: Weather Paolo in Naples in an attempt monis, itliser. 114141W & gunge at, ensure it is an occasion to 2.35 FILM: One Spy Too Many 10.15 International Football. Sob to pull off a greet World Cup et coup. and iLltinii&ham (1966). Features compila- Wilson presents highlights I lir 17111t I uphnur ii RgAillent* Ler & Tony Walker remember England's World Cup warm-up 9.45 ER. Benton acts on VuCeliclis Et. 'members and bal. Cil othcr. 6.00 Jim Davidson's tions from episodes of the match at Wembley. fraudulent study t 1 in Filet I walks. .19pii•tsum Generation Game. Jim popular Man From Uncle 11.15 FILM: Code Of Silence 10.45 FILM: Ermo (1994). Story set Davidson and Melanie TV series. (1985). Police in a tribal village following the chick Tank Stace lead the teams 4.15 The Saint 1.10 Funny Business fortunes of a woman named I 1.40 FILM: China Lake Murders Errno who Is determined to 1 km..1. thalfiret. Klrrlm 1Lirlrraloo through contests which can 5.05 TOTP2 (1990). Crone drama afford a colour TV III 1.• 111,4d .,..t10 It-salt-m..111h involve anything from cake- 5.50 Tennis 3.15 Planet Mirth 12.30 The Client. !I • .. tiim.u.. A making to sword-dancing 6.30 News: Sport: Weather 3.40 Collins And Maronle•s 1.25 St Elsewhere. lrr,rn_14, L ' N1.1S. £Bi,lllr, 7.00 Noel's House Party. Noel 6.45 Correspondent Kate Adie Movie Club 2.25 The Best Of The Tube. 2.55 4.10 Netter Skelter Edmonds hosts another reports from Armenia, Pearl 3.25 The Naked Truth 3.50 Life \ it kiwis & Counter Club 4.45 Murder She Wrote After Birth 4.20 Funky Squad Surtrefur Sorigiie live extravaganza from where she revisits the area 5.30 ITN Morning News 4.45 Erotic Tales 5.15 Partners t11 15min Crinkley Bottom, devastated by an earth- 7.50 The National Lottery quake that killed 60,000 Live. Bob Monkhouse people nine years ago. introduces this evening's 7.30 The Works. An intimate C5 !sr 107.Bfm lid, draw and music from Kylie portrait of Robert . „ Minogue Rauschenberg. one of the 6.00 Dappledown Farm 6.30 6.10 Casualty. Medical drama most important American 6.00 \ I.. Havakazoo, 7.00 5 News Early: 7.30 The Early Morning with the staff at Holby artists of the 20th century. Hevakazoo 6.00 Alvin And The emergency 8.00 What The Papers Say 8.00 Realdt111, General's Chipmunks. 8,30 George Of The Fresh Funky with Sid & AI P11:1.11,11=111,30.111 . 11.,ire.11.ot.• 8.10 I Caeser. Documentary Jungle . 9.00 Knight Rider. 10.00 department. A young 10.00 1orst-..1. 11-esh, series about the rise and Knight Miler .11.00 Turnstyle woman has some hard Paul Raynor fall of the Roman Empire. 12.50 5 News 1.00 The Meg decisions to make when a 2.05 LA Rat 2.30 Dana 3.00 The Mag 11.30 face appears from her In this first programme. his- 3.15 Sunset Beach Omnibus Desert Island Dischedz past. Followed by The torians shed light on the 5.35 5 News And Sport 1.00 National Lottery Update early life of Julius Caesar 5.40 Hercules: The Legendary Tai 9.00 FILM: Scrooged (1988). 9.00 Have I Got News For You. Journeys. 3.00 Frank Cross is the Comedy quiz show. 5.30 News And Sport CJ'. Cellar llsr DUChedS 6.45 World Cup Football - Live: Sounddash LiNkr--re. lift flimsy youngest network presi- 9.30 All Rise For Julian Clary. Belgium v Republic Of 5.00 dent in television history. Comedy show in which Ireland. Back2Basics presents Lunatic Ilse Cockpit Fenton He deplores Christmas and Julian Clary invites people 9.00 A Mind To Kill. SCI Noel Baln 7.00 Sp.tetthy. 7pril ib - err pane Pero plans to exploit it to the with grievances into his investigates a murder case Club Soda with paranormal overtones. utmost. Starring Bill Murray, court. 7.30 Varklia, Ens & Newt 10.50 FILM:The Betsy (1978). Star- Tlunk tin•," Cyanide Karen Allen and Robert 10.00 Storyville. This film, recre- Sugar Daddy studded adaptation of Harold 9.00 Mitchum ates the ordeal of Dieter RObbin• best selling novel Denger• a German boy about the wheeler-dealings Drum'n'bass with Gridlock 10.30 News: Sport: Weather 10.00 10.50 Match Of The Day. Gary who lived throUgh the and romantic entanglements of a high-powered family in the Live from the Yardbird Suite 1n f.! Lineker Introduces high- Allied air raids and after motor industry 12.00 the war became a fighter lights of two of today's key 1.15 FILM: Desperado: Badlands Depth with DJ Kwatcha Mel 2A7154621 Tie Erased pilot in America an trnpectnt Calls tie! 245 9351i matches in the FA Cup Justice (1989). Action packed 2.00 Iiineph A nil nit' Arnanne lrclic. ills first-round ties. 11.15 Clive Barker's A-2 Of western. Blood & Soul with Dan Moore Wait Yorkshire Pla2lixouse 11.50 They Think It's All Over. Horror 2.55 FILM:The Class Of Miss 4.00 MacMlehael (1970). 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Remo L A ConfkierataL 4,35, 151t list 275 2045) late nail-moment timshed a month-king residence at the Hem-irk-N.1.30 100 Wilk, 1240.3.30. 5.3c. I lIne•ing Amy. TAJO, 0.111 Cutler Read 1275 19f14, Leunee1275 10611 Pace/011, 5.40. 1.1.111 Me tail Moray. h The 59•anPrinct••. 1110 Blare, BBC2 Alil 124$ Intli ITV me III. ;1.011, C4 A Lite Lte.(eelen•iry, 12 5,15, 7 311 5.45 Sik)0111111 r eh, 12 10.1.rx1.5 15.1 50 7.30 Match 01 The Day; 8_30 7.30 Teletubbies, 8.10 Spot. 8.15 6.00 GMTV; 8.00 Disney's Rosdhog. Rim, GAO Bill And Tod An Ansericzet Worm:11f In Pane. 12_311, 9.25 Disney Club; 10.15 Lin 10.30 ExCellirril Adventures; 7.05 The Magic Breakfast With Frost. 9.30 Jackanory Gold; 8-30 Bits& 8.45 fkl, S :11.7 Immortal Invisible. 9.45 First Sunday Live: 11 .00 Morningk,Worsh ip. School Bus; 7.35 Droopy, 8.00 Seeker The Animals Of Farthing Wood; 12.00 Sunday Live. 12.30 Goats On Sharks: 8.25 Flash Gordon: 8.50 Light; 10.15 See Hear, 10A5 9.10 Prince 01 Atlantis; 9.35 Sunday, 12.55 Calendar News: Home To Rent; 9.20 Saved By The Snowy River The McGregor Noah's Island; 10.00 The Real Weather, 1.00 ITN Lunchtime News Bell The Cortege Years. Ise Staler Saga- 11.30 Country File: 12.00 Adventures Of Jonny Guest Weather. 1.10 Jonathan Dimbieby: Sister, 10.15 Wise Up, 10.40 zoo On The Record: 1.00 EastEnders; 10.25 Grange Hill, 10.50 Oul Of Murder She Wrote 2.55 Hollyoaks Omnibus: 11.40 The Coronation Street Wantons, 12.40 Move/Watch, 1.10 Pas 2.25 Children in Need; 2.35 Tune, 11.20 As Seen On TV; lieureenrd Phenegraphique 3.50 FILM: Toby Tyler (1959). And Mar 1.25 Channci 4 Fleeing Non,- [Iv icuridei Oak Married For 50 Years; 3.25 11.50 The Simpsons: 12.15 The 3.50 Classes Family drama Avondale Dogs. 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