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Tricky's Latest Colour Back at Last Album Reviewed Extravaganza Union AGM Ends in Farce
MARK BAKER or resent it." Instead he insisted JCR to remind people about the that the meeting had to close "in AGM." However he did not think Last Friday, the Annual General the interests of the student body" that it was a total failure, as "8 Meeting of Imperial College as there were not enough people times as many more people turned Union was was dramatically present. Mr Southern cited insuffi- up this year than last." Indicating interrupted by student Andy cient publicity as being the chief that the months in office have not Southern, who halted the meet- cause of the lack of student inter- yet stripped him of his humour, to ing as less than 200 students est, laying the blame squarely at publicise the next AGM he said were present. The normally sedate the feet of the members of Council. "perhaps I should go to the top of affair at which the annual report is "They don't want students to the Queen's Tower, and shout approved, officers are elected for attend the AGM," he wrote, before about it." the next academic year and the going on to suggest that sabbati- The rescheduled AGM takes student body is given an opportu- cal's performance would be place today at 12:30 in dBs. The nity to quiz their elected improved if their actions were following posts will be elected; Sabbaticals was dogged with prob- questioned more often. Welfare Officer, Transport Officer lems from the start. Due to a major In response, ICU President and RAG Chair. Anyone interested event in Beit Quad - the Andersen Andrew Heeps said "publicity for in standing for these positions Consulting Pit Stop Challenge - the the AGM was put up around the should sign up opposite the Union venue had to be changed to the walkway and the Union on the Office in Beit Quad. The presenta- Union Dining Hall at the last Monday; however members of tion and approval of the ICU minute, leaving some attendees Council have had the date since Annual Report will also occur at the confused. November, therefore having the AGM this Friday lunchtime. All are The meeting initially proceed- information to pass to their con- very welcome to attend. ed normally, with Natasha Newton stituencies." To the claim that he The full letter from Andy re-elected unopposed of accom- had not done enough to publicise Southern can be read at the Felix modation officer. The position of the AGM, Mr Heeps commented web site - www.su.ic.ac.uk/Felix/ council chair, also chair of the that "it is impossible for us to go powerful executive committee, into every lecture theatre, and the went to Andy King after ex-ICU President Eric Allsop withdrew his candidacy. After much discussion on tuition fees, Simon Lewis was elected as Equal Opportunities Officer. There were no candidates for the posts of RAG Chair and Transport Officer, and so these could not be elected at the meeting. Rene Frank, a Biochemistry Postgraduate, was the only candi- date for Welfare Officer and field- ed a barrage of questions. Before the meeting could move to a vote, Andy Southern, a Mechanical Engineering student, shouted "Quorum!" and so forced the clo- sure of the meeting, as around 60 students were in attendance rather than the required 200. Mr Southern's actions were evidently Last Friday afternoon, unpopular with those who had Beit Quad was livened up Issue made the effort to attend, as a cry by the appearence of a of "You twat!" and similar com- Williams-Renault Formula 1118 ments were voiced. One car. Students were In a letter to Felix explaining challenged to perform the 5 June the reasoning behind his actions, fastest wheel change. It 1998 Mr Southern stated that he did not was won jointly, at 14.22 halt the meeting out of spite, seconds. claiming "I do not hate the union, Photos: David Roberts NEWS 5 June 1998 College Cash Bungs News in Brief... for BMS Builders flies in the face of Labour's sup- GOVENMENT port for free university education JEREMY THOMSON out." for all. These alterations are pushing DECLARE PARTY When added to plans to IC Estates Department is giving the competion date of the recently- widen the system of student out cash bonuses to construction named Fleming building back, leav- Chris Smith, Secretary for Culture, loans, they fear students will face team supervisors in a bid to get ing less and less time for the has announced an extra day's debts of more than £13,000 after the Bio-medical Building complet- Biology and Medical departments national holiday on 31 December they finish their degrees. ed in time. to move in before term starts in 1998. This means that there are You can read the bill in full at: A weekly prize of £200 is being October. The planned hand-over now four straight days across the www.su. ic.ac.uk/Felix/1 118/bill.html handed over to the best foreman, date has moved from 13 April to millennium in which to celebrate as judged by a panel consisting of "early August". Although unable to and recover, as Monday 3 January representatives from Estates and give a definate date, Mr Hilton told 2000 is also a bank holiday. TUBE STRIKE Schal, the main contractors. A fur- us that "we are contracted to have ther £1000 a week is being set the building ready for undergradu- CHAOS FEARS aside toward a gigantic party on 15 ate teaching on 1 October, and we MANAGING June, subject to workers attaining will", although he did conceed that Following an "overwhelming" vote weekly progress targets. it was getting "close". MENINGITUS by Tube members of the Rail Now in its fifth week, the More controversial is the fund- Maritime and Transport Union, scheme is intended to motivate ing for the scheme. According to a A new stratagy on managing Union leaders are to decide subcontractors whose work has source close to the Estates meningitus outbreaks was whether to order industrial action been repeatedly undone as more Department, the bonuses were released today by the Committee across London Underground. and more changes to the original originally intended to be £ 1500 of Vice-Chancellors and Principles They are protesting over the design have become necessary. So cash, rather than £200. However, (CVCP). It encourages all universi- Government's intention to part- far, £4m has been spent on alter- there was "deep concern" over ties to devise a strategy to deal privatise the Underground system ations, often forcing work to be realeasing this money, and the col- with the disease, which is two- to raise billions of pounds in ripped out and replaced. "There's lege auditors had to be contacted. and-a-half times more common in investment money. The leaders been an inordinate amount of fit- Mike Hansen, however, 15-19 year olds than the rest of announced their decision last out adaptions - 60 or 70 rooms appeared to be unaware of the the populations. night, after emergency sessions have been affected", explained Phil spending. "I know that it was dis- Its release follows the deci- all day yesterday. Hilton, the project manager, "it is cussed", he said, "but 1 don't know sion by Southampton University Some staff will be transferred demoralising and frustrating [for the any details. It's up to [lan] Caldwell to vaccinate all freshers this year, to the private companies and builders] so see finished, painted and his team to build the building, after three students died there widespread job losses are feared. and plastered rooms being ripped and we'll just let him get on with it." last year. Feelings are running high among union officials, with some press- ing for 48-hour stoppages. i Imperial College Union TUITION FEES Industrial action was backed by 2,471 members, with 462 against ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING REVOLT but only 49 per cent of more than 6,000 eligible staff returned their Today, 12.30pm. dBs. Your chance to: The Prime Minster faces a poten- ballot papers. Despite London Vote in officers for next year tially damaging backbench revolt Underground claims that Deputy Quiz your sabbatical officers next week over the plans to Prime Minister John Prescott has Preview the Annual Report. impose £ 1,000 tuition fees on given assurances on issues such as pay and working hours, RMT Everybody can turn up and vote, so BE THERE! students. Labour MPs have held meetings to encourage support assistant general secretary Bob for what some fear could be a Crow said: "We have been trying protest equal in size to the last for months to get the company to Students Dry in US year's rebellion over cuts in bene- discuss these issues but they have fit to single mothers, where one refused to do so." Industrial action by staff would seriously UNCLE SAM State Police, but by officers on minister and four parliamentary disrupt rail services, and poten- campus. These security guards are private secretaries resigned and tially cause chaos. Students across the USA have sworn-in police officers, and rou- 47 Labour MPs voted against the been staging protests and riots tinely carry 9mm pistols. The Government. last month over alcohol bans. University of California (Los Angeles Senior Government sources Tear gas was used against a 3000- Campus) has 75 such officers, but are anxious to avoid a repeat per- NO FELIX FOR strong group in Mitchigan, who San Diego University goes further; formance, and, until now, pelted police after alcohol was officers carry back-up handguns, believed that the Education TWO WEEKS banned at a football match. and two patrol cars are fitted with Secretary David Blunkett had The legal drinking age in prominent shotgun-racks. done enough with a series of con- Please note that the next issue, America is 21 - a rule which is being IC's own Chief Security Officer, cessions. Opposition, however, is the last of the term, will be issued enforced with increasing vigilance Ken Weir, when asked about the hardening against his Teaching on Wednesday 24 June. If you by campus police. Some universi- possibility of supplying weapons to and Higher Education Bill before have any ideas or contributions, ties have even banned drinking officers, said "we considered its final Commons stages early please contact us as soon as pos- altogether. batons and handcuffs, but realised next week. sible, in the Union Resource Students caught offending are that there'd be nowhere left on the Rebels claim that the move Centre. likely to be arrested, not by the belts to put the Magnums." 5 June 1998 NEWS Ken Weale Dies
JULIA HARRIES always extremely popular, having as he did time for absolutely everyone. He held the position of Dr Ken Weale, a former Senior Treasurer of Senior Treasurer for twenty-five years, showing Imperial College Union died in hospital of his interest in and dedication to the union. It is pneumonia on the seventh of May. He was for this as well as for his concern and hard work seventy-four years old. A keen sportsman and a that he will be best remembered. well loved member of college, Dr Weale man- A familiar figure in Southside Bar, Dr Weale aged to combine his various sporting activities was also an active member of all three of the with his dual roles as Senior College Tutor and a college elective social clubs, the Links Club, the member of the College Board of Governors. '22 Club and the Chaps, and regularly spoke at Excelling at rugby, he was the second President their dinners. Roger Pownell, Southside Bar of the Imperial College Rugby Football Club, as Manager and current President of the ICRFC, well as playing for Imperial College, the remembers him as "a really nice bloke, probably University of London and several Old Boys the most prominent person Imperial College has teams until well into his fifties. As well as this, ever had. He was always smiling, had time for he also played cricket for both Imperial and everyone and was a really special person." London University, serving as the President of A memorial service is to be held for him in the Imperial College Cricket Club for many October, as well as a Rugby Club memorial din- years, was a keen boxer and a former ner for all those who knew him well, reflecting Heavyweight Boxing Champion of the University his popularity in College. As one of the leading of London. Ken Weale; renouned for his energy and figures at Imperial College, he will be greatly Born in Wales in 1923, Dr Weale completed enthusiasm. Photo: Felix Archive missed by everyone who knew him or had deal- his first degree at the University of Aberystwyth, ings with him. coming to Imperial College as a Reader in the with student affairs. As a former Warden of Department of Chemical of Engineering shortly Falmouth-Keough Hall, he is credited with start- after the Second World War. As Senior College ing some of the hall's earliest traditions, and in Tutor, he lived on campus for over thirty years, a reminiscent mood was apt to tell the tale of and during that time became heavily involved the explosion on the Old Hostel roof. He was
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USS SUCCESS For more information, I am FELIX HASN'T A available at [email protected] or Dear Jeremy, alternatively contact 'Third World CLUE I would like to remind every- First' (contact details below) to body about the 'Ethics for USS' pledge your support. At least twen- Sir, campaign that Imperial got a taste ty five IC lecturers already have. Why has ISIHAC (I'm sorry, I of at the beginning of the year. Cheers haven't a clue) been placed as the King's Union Manager Sacked 'Ethics for USS' has received Tom Smith (Physics UG2) bottom mark in last weeks music wide support from lecturers across section? ISIHAC has been a popular the country. The national radio panel game for almost 25 Association of University Teachers HOUSE OF HELL IV years. I would like to say it is as (the largest lecturers union) has funny today as it was 25 years ago, now, almost unanimously passed a Dear Felix but since I'm only 20, I can't really motion in support of 'Ethics for Following a rather nasty flood comment. It does however have a USS' and individual lecturer support on Tuesday, I have compiled a list large lisenership, who regularly tune FELIX is growing all the time. of anti-flood precautions: in to hear the manic and often sur- The largest single investors on real games played by the panellists. the stock exchange are the pension 1. If you live in the top of a Victorian ISIHAC regularly hosts talents funds. USS, the 'University terraced house, make sure the such as Tim Brook Taylor, Paul Superannuation Scheme' invests landlord has the gutters cleaned Merton and Samantha. One can issue-}U8 about 13.5 billion pounds a year in out regularly. hear games such as the simple, but industries around the world. This 2. Notify your landlord if you see complex sounding 'One song to the gives the pension fund investors wet patches in the ceiling after tune of another', 'Guess the bar- vast amounts of power and influ- heavy rain. Unless it is a hole in code' and of course the infamous
ence in the way that public compa- the roof, then the gutters need 'Mornington Crescent'? i. '... > 1 i>, nies and multinationals are run. cleaning immediately. ISIHAC is an example of eccen- Felix.,' K ,i Quad, > Consort Ethics for USS is a campaign 3. If you are unlucky and water tric British humour at its best. It can Roaci.L.;>ndoR, SW7 2815. calling on the University does come in, you MUST turn stand alongside Monty Python and Internal td::!SS072,''fax: 48072.. Superannuation Scheme to adopt the power off at the main fuse Spike Milligan as comedy classics. . /!.,,,-.,.. W4W0W. an 'Ethical investment Policy'. It STRAIGHT AWAY as the water With the surplus of monotonous Urgent cuit-Wdwjurs .Hhr.nvti: would currently be impossible to will come through the light sitcoms and cheap American tat on i.8086, «xfen!,:d: 0W i 222 222ft. invest that much money using any fixings first. radio and TV, I feel that this form of s'.mali; WWaW;;, aauk trustworthy ethical investment cri- 4. If the water is really pouring in, criticism is unfounded and to be FtiHx 2; produ' .Wv with stock exchange for maximum 5. Move coursework and notes first on the BBC web-site) phuto:™':,::!;;!*';. return. In order to acheive maxi- because everything else is cov- mum return for their shareholders ered by insurance. Really, Ross, I rather think you're hnt'ifrd til' Uv;j hoi.isrnsi '. -:2"'W". (ie. Pension funds), companies are 6. Make sure everything is dry being a bit uncharitable there, old ikion 2n;.:' 2'st 2e2 '. 2.'W, more likely to disregard the (including the inside of sockets) chap, what with that Sorry I 2n;v:r; Cor> -oh 2<:hW ( o>Kit Environment, and anything that before turning the power on. Haven't a Clue being, well, rather SW? 2BI222M; WW 722 2227 costs them money such as their pointless, what with all that own employees. Currently we are If you are considering renting a Mornington Crescent nonsense, seeing the 'Corporatisation' of top floor flat, look at the ceiling very Henry, and oh there's a number 27W2';-: Universities which gives us less carefully. Ask about any staining or 24 going down the Kilburn Park WWi' Jei''=:;!">;? Wlor; wyn choice over what we research and loose wallpaper near to outside Road, I mean one never really little say over what is done with our walls. knows what they're talking about, i. hi ,!..Vrl.i: . I ''... :' work. This 'cyclic' chain of events Other clues are different types does one oh, that was a beautiful 2/::..:"! «.:'.!':,>.!, means that unless employees of wallpaper in the same room or googlie going down the off side W',:«C i",C (I'V ' (public and private) take a stance to only rooms along one wall being and Jack's tossed it to his man at jtisor1 RftiTiitfW'haifi .S>:2 22>!< J7-. break the chain by investing their freshly painted. Don't be fobbed off siliy-mid-off who lobs it to Gough W W:-W 'is
pensions ethically, they are their by the landlord saying that it has at long leg I mean to say, you 22:2< i. i; iii i. : .": ii ".. own victims. been sorted out. It needs doing wouldn't catch us talking such Fe,"2':;:Tf:S 2.220;": W": Tsv'.-ul Although investing 'Ethically' several times a year. nonsense, Henry, it's rather I K(Vh'- v" 77'' '»V;;!!( : ! , . renz inevitably means investing in small- I know this seems like overkill inane, that's all oh and there's a Spcii.- ?c.2i"" :'.. 7227: i:e
er companies, there is evidence to but had I not been in on Tuesday troop of three pigeons wandering