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Colin's monster munch ...... 4

What to watch tonight;Television...... 5

What to watch tonight;Television...... 6

Kerry's wedding tackle...... 7

Happy Birthday...... 8

Joke of the year;Sun says;Leading Article ...... 9

Atomic quittin' ...... 10

Kerry shows how Katty she really is;Dear Sun;Letter ...... 11

Host of stars turn down invites to tacky do...... 12

Satellite & digital;TV week;Television...... 14

Boring Katona is driving me to drink;Opinion ...... 15

Show band mum Kerry...... 16

Bri's driving case delayed for 4th time...... 17

Gotcha!;TV Week;Television...... 18

Something bleurrghh ...... 19

So was this the tackiest wedding of them all?;We check how Jordan and Pete r rate in the naff nuptials league..... 20

Some of the worst;We check how Jordan and Peter rate in the naff nuptials league ...... 21

Jordan;The whip;Opinion ...... 24

With this bling...55 diamonds for Jordan and Pete ...... 25

PR's Max: Aisle do it for Kerry ...... 26

Kerry's all gold;Coffee Time;Letter ...... 27

Boob job Gemma's a Fran-tastic winner ...... 28

Celebs' retreat ...... 30

Celebs' hideaway ...... 31

It's called The Meadows but it's no picnic for Kate Moss;24 hours in the gruelling life of model's clinic ...... 32

Kerry: I'm pregnant;Exclusive...... 34

I've stopped clubbing now I'm in the club;Exclusive...... 35

Family against his trip to rehab centre;Bizarre ...... 36

Irish girls dream of 0-0-heaven...... 38

Dear Sun;Letter ...... 39

Dear Sun;Letter ...... 40

Who'll be the next Bond girl;Opinion ...... 41

Aisle, be Kerry! ...... 44

We are still on the road to traffic chaos;Opinion...... 45

Big Kat-ch;Opinion ...... 47

Battle for Irish Oscars;Irish Film and Television Awards ...... 48

Lover is slapped by Kerry;Exclusive...... 52

Stand well back;Sun says;Leading Article...... 53

Kerry makes hit up! ...... 54

Flaming heavy schoolbag, son;Scotcha;Opinion ...... 55

How to avoid hair scares;Sun woman ...... 56

Dear Sun;Letter ...... 57

Fuming Kerry dumps nanny;Exclusive ...... 58

Kerry's all hush hush over CD tracks ...... 59

I'm a celebrity get me out there!;Exclusive: The final line-up for the jun gle...... 60

Kitten 'a chip off the old block' ...... 62

Dear Sun;Letter ...... 63

Rumble in the jungle;New!;Entertainment;Television...... 64

Dave leaves again...this time 'for good';Bizarre ...... 66

Kerry left high & Bri;Opinion ...... 67

Kerry is a Santa Phwors!...... 68

Kitt off;I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here ...... 69

Dave Cunningham;Bizarre ...... 70

Crowning glory;TV Week;Television ...... 71

Thatch my girl;The Lady's not for turning over;I'm a celebrity;Exclusive...... 72

I said yeah because I couldn't tell word Brian was saying...... 74

Pepsi, Kerry?...... 75

Kerry is off men ...... 76

Ta Kerry much luv;Opinion...... 77

Barf, humbug;Bizarre ...... 78

Kerry: You are dead;Exclusive ...... 79

Kerry: You are dead ...... 80

Kerry was in a frenzy screaming and jabbing her finger in my face ...... 81

Cops to question Kerry on bust-up;Exclusive...... 83

Dear Sun;Letter ...... 84

Dear Sun;Letter ...... 85

Kerry Xmas;Opinion ...... 86

Sienna girls' No1 ...... 88

Kerry so buzzy ...... 89

Kerry hol hunk is a love doll ...... 90

Opportunity knocks;New season;Drama;Television...... 91

Kerry so happy as lover returns;Exclusive ...... 92

2005 - The year in question;Quiz ...... 93

Look what Brian's brought home for his mum ...... 97

What to watch tonight;Television...... 98

Mum stars on rink ...... 99

Kerry's gone to iceland ...... 100

Dear Sun;Letter ...... 101

Kerry: I'll breast stick at that now ...... 102

Chant in Pounds 1m deal;Celeb Big Bruv ...... 103

Pounds 1m for Chantelle;Celeb Big Bruv;It's turning ugly ...... 104

Kerry's gone to...Tesco ...... 105

Kerry's back on track ...... 106

Brits' boobs boost boom ...... 107

Q: What to Vader and Gerrard have in common? A: Search us ...... 108

Dear Sun;Letter ...... 112

Kerry, 25, pens Pounds 1m memoirs ...... 113

Kerry '2nd worst mam in the world'...... 114

Time Posh turned over a new leaf;Scotcha;Opinion ...... 115

Kerry Katona is still only 24;Opinion...... 117

It's Brian and Del in from the warm ...... 118

It's peep star Kerry Botona! ...... 119

Tongue-in-cheeky! ...... 120

Try our great thong contest ...... 121

Kerry on Katona farce;Bizarre ...... 122

Give me a twirl on telly, Kerry tells Bruce...... 123

Victory for Sun over baby rapists ...... 124

HOLLYWOOD wild man Colin Farrell is always up for a big challenge - but this may pitta them all.

His favourite takeaway Abra-kebabra has come up with an 18in monster meal which may leave him feeling more like a heart attack than a heart-throb.

The Abra Wand - 2lb and an artery-clogging 2,000 calories - is guaranteed to satisfy anyone feeling more than a bit peckish.

Mountain

Once devourers have tucked into a mountain of kebab meat, they can move on to no less than two quarter pounders stuffed with cheese, bacon, garlic mayonnaise and chilli sauce.

Still feeling hungry? Don't worry, the Abra Wand - which will cost Euro 18 - comes with pitta bread, chips and a fizzy drink to wash down all that fat oozing out of the food.

Not that 29-year-old Colin and his celebrity chums will have to worry about the price.

The enterprising fast-food chain has handed Goldcards promising "kebabs for life" to the Alexander star along with the likes of Westlife's Nicky Byrne, Kerry Katona and Corrie star Keith Duffy.

The creation, which will leave medical experts screaming for health warnings, was dreamt up by a company boss who discovered punters were coming back for SECONDS after wolfing down their food.

Patrick Leahy, 31, said: "I was amazed at the amount of customers who would come back into the restaurant for more.

"I play rugby and a lot of my team-mates are big guys.

"They would eat one kebab then order another ten minutes later because they were still hungry.

"I defy anyone to complain about being hungry after eating one of these new meals.

"It is so big there should be plenty left for breakfast in the morning."

Androne Oxane, manager of the South Anne Street branch in Dublin - where Colin is a regular - can't wait to see the star's reaction when the UK treat goes on sale here too.

She said: "He loves our kebabs but I'm not sure how he would manage with one that is 18 inches."

THE world's biggest fast-food meal is a 15lb monster called the Belly Buster. The US feast contains 10lb of ground beef, 25 slices of processed cheese and 20,000 calories.

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Features What to watch tonight;Television Anila Baig 257 words 31 August 2005 The Sun THESUN 31 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. BEST SOAP: Coronation Street (ITV1, 7.30pm). Now the whole hilarious nit debacle has been sorted out, Sophie is mortified to discover that on her first day at school after the holidays there is no place for her.

Jamie keeps dropping hints to his mother that she is in the way -more like in Leanne's way -and Claire's plan to resurrect the park falls on deaf ears. Funny, that.

BEST REALITY: My Fair Kerry (ITV1, 9pm). Former Atomic Kitten Kerry Katona aims to become the queen of high society in this makeover in the style of Ladette To Lady.

The self-confessed motormouth of Warrington has just two weeks to turn from hot totty to hoity toity.

Can her raucous laugh be tamed -and will she stop asking to go to the loo in the middle of dinner?

BEST DRAMA: Lost (C4, 10pm). It turns out Dr Jack was on the fateful flight with his surgeon father -who was in a coffin and being returned to America for burial.

We knew Jack was forced into becoming a doctor -it was the "family business" - but tonight all the bullying and pain come pouring out. Plus, the survivors run out of water.

BEST DOCUMENTARY: Science And The Seance (BBC2, 9pm). Whether you believe in ghosts, life after death, or were intrigued by the film The Others, it's worth catching this documentary which attempts to explain there is communication between the living and the dead.

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Features What to watch tonight;Television Clare Stronge 260 words 31 August 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 31 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. BEST REAL LIFE:Townlands - Stradbally Hall Days (RTE1, 7pm). Once upon a time in ye olde Ireland the county folk of Stradbally Hall in Laois enjoyed a life of hunting, shooting and fishing. Nowadays the 15th generation of Cosbys live in a crumbling mansion.

To make ends meet they have opened their grounds to all manner of events - paintball, vintage car rallies, hunt trials - and even this weekend's Electric Picnic concert.

Sounds like it's changed for the better to me!

BEST SOAP: Fair City (RTE1, 8.00pm). Ali brings Alex the gangster back to her flat so Mick's hitmen can work him over.

But the goons don't arrive and Alex only has one thing on his mind - and it isn't an innocent chat. Ali struggles but can't get away from him and suffers a horrific ordeal.

BEST REALITY: My Fair Kerry (UTV, 9.00pm). This reality show - in which former I'm A Celebrity star Kerry Katona gets a royal makeover - was postponed on the night of the London atrocities in July. But it is well worth the wait.

The ex-jungle queen struggles to acquire high-society manners, including choosing the order in which to use 16 forks at dinner. Beats munching on sheep's eyes in the outback.

BEST FILM: Saving Private Ryan (RTE1, 9.30pm). Great Spielberg movie starring Tom Hanks as Captain Miller, the Second World War soldier charged with the task of saving Private Ryan (Matt Damon).

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Home news Kerry's wedding tackle 63 words 3 September 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 16 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. (Photograph) - CHEEKY Kerry Katona grabs the limelight at a pal's wedding yesterday.

Her lover, best man Dave Cunningham, 25, was stunned as she checked his wedding tackle with her left hand as they lined up for photos in Liverpool. Then singer Kerry, 26, touched groom Andy McDonald. He's spoken for, darling.

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Features Happy Birthday 50 words 6 September 2005 The Sun THESUN 34 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO: British tennis aces Tim Henman, 31, and Greg Rusedski, 32, ex-Pink Floyd star Roger Waters, 61, I'm A Celebrity star Kerry Katona, 25, Cranberries singer Dolores O'Riordan, 34, and Sun reader Michael Taylor, of Chislehurst, Kent, 15.

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Features Joke of the year;Sun says;Leading Article 69 words 7 September 2005 The Sun THESUN 8 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. SO the hard-drinking, hard-smoking, hard-partying Charlotte Church is named Woman of the Year.

A few months back Kerry Katona was named Mum of the Year and now she's admitted to a drink problem.

The judges for Monk of the Year must be getting ready to break the good news to Pete Doherty.

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EX-ATOMIC Kitten star Kerry Katona has given up booze after a spell in rehab.

The troubled I'm A Celebrity winner says she is now teetotal after developing a drink problem in the past year.

She went into rehab this summer to be treated for depression after a nervous breakdown following the break-up of her marriage to former Westlife singer Brian McFadden, 25.

Mum-of-two Kerry, 25, right, said: "I was drinking quite a bit. It was part of the depression - a way to get away from things.

"I used to drink shots - those cocktail shooters. Murder. It would be a case of sometimes waking up and not being able to remember stuff."

Kerry added: "I went out the other day and stuck to water. It was so funny, looking at everyone thinking, 'Oh my God, you're making idiots of yourselves'."

After six weeks in the Cottonwood clinic in Arizona she remains on anti-depressants but says she plans to wed boyfriend Dave Cunningham, 25.

She said: "It's a blessing Brian left or I would never have got together with Dave. I had good times with Brian but I've never been this happy."

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Features Kerry shows how Katty she really is;Dear Sun;Letter 69 words 8 September 2005 The Sun THESUN 48 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. TROUBLED Kerry Katona has proved that she can't hack it when she isn't in the limelight.

Even at a pal's wedding she had to be the centre of attention by touching up both her lover and the groom for the photographs.

With friends like that, who needs enemies?

HELEN ADAMS Coventry

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Home news Host of stars turn down invites to tacky do Emma Cox, Deputy TV Editor 735 words 8 September 2005 The Sun THESUN 17 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. I'm a celebrity..get me out of Jordan wedding

JORDAN'S wedding is being snubbed by a host of stars she wanted at the bash.

The glamour girl sent out naff scrolls, right, inviting dozens of celebrities to watch her get hitched to singer Peter Andre, 32, on Saturday.

But nearly all said no and it could jeopardise a Pounds 1million magazine deal for rights to report on the couple, left, tying the knot.

Big-boobed model Jordan, 27, is facing a double blow after CHARLOTTE CHURCH pulled out of singing at the wedding -leaving her with X Factor loser ROWETTA as the "star" performer.

Other big names who have turned down the invite to the tacky bash include SHANE RICHIE, SIMON COWELL, DENISE VAN OUTEN and DAVINA McCALL.

A pal said last night: "It's a mess. Jordan promised the magazine she would get loads of celebrity mates along to the wedding as part of her deal with them.

"But the fact is she doesn't really have many celebrity mates.

"She's been sending invites to people she's never met in desperation but nobody wants to go.

"It's probably going to be the naffest event of the year.

"Unless she rustles some stars up in the next few days, it's going to be really embarrassing for her.

"And the magazine may not want to pay as much as Pounds 1million when they realise they're not going to get pictures of big stars."

Charlotte Church, 19, pulled out of the wedding after deciding to perform at the gay Mardi Gras festival in Cardiff instead. She has been replaced with D-lister Rowetta.

Charlotte told The Sun: "I wrote her a nice note to say sorry, though."

Jordan -real name Katie Price -will, however, still have I'm A Celebrity pal KERRY KATONA and Girls Aloud star SARAH HARDING as bridesmaids.

Former EastEnders actor DEAN GAFFNEY is also rumoured to be turning up. But dozens of others are not so keen. Shane Richie, 41, told The Sun: "I'd rather get my **** caught in the fridge door then go to Jordan's wedding, to be honest. I don't even know them."

Lily Savage star PAUL O'GRADY, 50, said: "I don't like family weddings at the best of times so I'm not going to the wedding of someone I don't know." Denise Van Outen, 31, said she would not be attending the wedding, at posh Highclere Castle, Berks, because her only meeting with Jordan lasted five seconds.

Big Brother presenter Davina McCall, 37, said: "I really hope she is very happy but I'm not going to be rushing along."

And Radio One DJ CHRIS MOYLES, 31, joked: "I sadly can't make it because I'm working at a soup kitchen for the homeless that weekend. It'll be more fun."

Page 12 of 125 © 2016 Factiva, Inc. All rights reserved. Even X Factor judge Simon Cowell, 45, who is pals with Jordan and backed her entry in the Eurovision Song Contest, is giving it a wide berth. He said: "I have been invited but I won't be around."

Singer MYLEENE KLASS, 27, said: "I can't go because I'm working.

"I'm buying her a curry for a present to say sorry though."

When Emmerdale babe PATSY KENSIT, 37, was asked if she would be there, she replied: "Oh, God, no. I mean, good luck to her but I like to spend my weekends with my children."

Insania singer Peter proposed to Jordan last summer.

It has been rumoured the wedding cake will be a replica of the blushing bride's 32FF breasts.

Jordan will also break the world record for longest train on a bridal gown with a 2,550ft effort.

And she will arrive in a Cinderella-style horse-drawn carriage.

THE Sun trawled the showbiz world for guests willing to attend the wedding. This is how three, left to right below, reacted.

Comedian STAN BOARDMAN said: "I'll turn up. Just tell me how much dough they're offering."

Ex-Coronation Street star KEN MORLEY, 62, said: "Jordan's breasts are actually larger than mine, so we'd make a fine pair."

Comic BERNARD MANNING said: "I'd be delighted. There are two big things I like about her."

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Desperate Housewives took us behind the curtains of Wisteria Lane. Now Weeds is set to blow apart the suburban bliss of Agrestic, California, with Mary-Louise Parker starring as Nancy Botwin, a widowed mum-of-two, who make ends meet by selling marijuana!

The series co-stars Elizabeth Perkins as Celia Hodes, self-appointed supervisor of neighbourhood morals, and Kevin Nealon as a pot-smoking city councillor.

*Born to kill * Thurs * Sky One

Beginning with 'House of Horrors' murderer Fred West, this new six-part series features six of the world's most notorious serial killers, including Myra Hindley and Harold Shipman, with psychologists seeking clues to what prompted their evil acts.

West hung himself in prison on New Year's Day, 1995, while awaiting trial for 12 murders. Nine of them -including that of his own daughter Heather, then 16 -were committed at his home, 25 Cromwell Street in Gloucester.

*Jordan and Peter: Marriage and Mayhem * Friday * ITV2

The big day finally arrives for Jordan and Peter Andre -and here's your chance to see what all the fuss was about.

Jordan, dressed in a Barbie-pink dress, arrived at Highclere Castle, Berkshire, in a glass carriage pulled by Palomino ponies. Blushing bridesmaids Kerry Katona, Michelle Heaton and Sarah Harding were joined at the ceremony by 300 family, friends and celebs, including Paul Gascoigne, Vanessa Feltz and Orlaith from Big Brother.

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Features Boring Katona is driving me to drink;Opinion Ronan O'Reilly 107 words 8 September 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 8 English (c) 2005 News Group Newspapers. All rights reserved (Photograph) - PREPOSTEROUS Kerry Katona has forsworn alcohol.

That's after she has driven half the population of the British Isles to the demon drink after boring them rigid with her troubled personal life.

And then boring us some more with her improved personal life with the current Mr Wonderful, Dave Cunningham, pictured left with her.

Anyway, after a night out on the old H2O, Kerry says she looked at everyone else - and thought: "Oh my God, you're making idiots of yourselves."

Perhaps, Kerry. But at least they had an excuse.

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Home news Show band mum Kerry Kim Kelly 206 words 8 September 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 13 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. (Photograph) - KERRY Katona flashes a dazzling engagement ring, above, as she drops her two little girls off for their first day at school yesterday.

Boyfriend Dave Cunningham gave her the three-diamond sparkler as a birthday pressie.

And the ex-I'm A Celebrity star - who interrupted filming of the hit RTE series Showbands in Co Galway to fly home to England for the celebrations - couldn't resist showing the band off.

Pals say Kerry, who is currently off the booze, is thrilled that Dave has finally popped the question.

The bubbly singer turned 25 on Tuesday. She insists she wants a baby with her new fella.

Tearful

But she looked tearful yesterday, left, as she dropped off her daughter Molly by former Westlife singer Brian McFadden at school in Warrington.

She wiped away a tear as she kissed goodbye to the four-year-old and her sister Lily-Sue, three, who was starting nursery school.

Kerry was heartbroken after her split from Brian.

But she got down on one knee and proposed to Dave earlier this year. She later said she was joking and hinted she was waiting for Dave to ask her.

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Home news Bri's driving case delayed for 4th time Lynn Jolly 359 words 9 September 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 21 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. Pop hunk not at court hearing

BRIAN McFadden's court battle against driving charges was put back for a FOURTH time yesterday.

The pop star is accused of speeding in a 70mph zone, careless driving and driving without due care and attention on a motorway.

The offences are alleged to have happened back in September 2002.

McFadden, left, was due to face the charges at Balbriggan District Court yesterday.

Dozens of eager fans turned up hoping for a glimpse of the ex-Westlife singer. But he wasn't there as his barrister Kieran Kelly applied to adjourn the case until October 13.

Judge Cormac Dunne agreed to the delay, which had the backing of gardai.

Twins

If the State is unable to go ahead with the case before the end of this year, the judge will be within his rights to strike out all the charges.

The offences are said to have taken place on the M1 at Rowan's Big, Balbriggan.

But the case was adjourned firstly in March 2004 because a woman witness was due to give birth to twins - and McFadden was going on tour with Westlife.

Last October the case was put back again because the prosecuting cop was on sick leave.

McFadden then slammed the legal system as "a joke". But in April this year the case was put back to yesterday's date at the request of McFadden's legal team.

McFadden, 25, had been planning to jet out to America last week to join his girlfriend Delta Goodrum on tour.

But it is thought his lawyer told him to stay in Ireland for the court case.

Sparkler

The singer - who is currently recovering from a knee op - is planning a permanent move to New York to live with Delta.

But he plans to go to England at Christmas to see his daughters, Lilly, two, and Molly, four.

Meanwhile their mum Kerry Katona was this week spotted wearing a sparkler on her wedding finger.

Boyfriend Dave Cunningham gave her the three-diamond ring as a birthday gift.

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Features Gotcha!;TV Week;Television 101 words 10 September 2005 The Sun THESUN The TV Mag 4 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. * GREATEST TV WIND-UP MOMENTS * Monday * Five There are few funnier TV moments than a classic wind-up, especially when it involves a celebrity.

Kerry Katona presents this outrageously funny countdown of the 50 best TV wind-ups ever, as voted for by the public. Gems include Panorama's 'spaghetti trees' April Fool and Dom Joly and Trigger Happy TV's aggressive traffic warden. Plus there's Brass Eye's Chris Morris duping Paul Daniels and Britt Ekland into backing an appeal for an elephant with a tusk stuck up its bottom!

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Home news Something bleurrghh James Clench, Emma Cox, Thomas Whitaker and Gordon Smart 256 words 12 September 2005 The Sun THESUN 7 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. JORD'S SICKLY WEDDING DAY

THESE are the cheesy thrones that Jordan and Peter Andre sat on at their over-the-top chav wedding of the year.

The 3ft pink and gilt seats set the tone for Saturday's bash - photos of which the couple sold to a celeb magazine for an estimated Pounds 400,000.

Busty model Jordan - real name Katie Price - arrived in a Cinderella-style coach at Highclere Castle, Berks, and wore a tight pink dress covered in fake diamonds.

An insider at the bash said: "The whole event was an incredible spectacle, from the outrageous pink thrones to Jordan's outfit.

"She couldn't walk properly and it took four bridesmaids to help her sit down. She could have used some advice on good taste."

At the reception Jordan, 27, and pop star Peter, 32, smooched to a recording of themselves singing A Whole New World from Disney film Aladdin. The insider added: "They spent half their time mooning into each other's eyes, and the other half making sure the mag had taken the pictures."

AT least the bride and groom, below, were happy - more than can be said for some guests. Paul Gascoigne, 38, stood swaying with wine stains on his shirt as he tried to pull Girls Aloud beauty Sarah Harding, 23. And TV's Kerry Katona, 25, spent ages crying in the toilets after rowing with on-off fella Dave Cunningham.

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Home news So was this the tackiest wedding of them all?;We check how Jordan and Pete r rate in the naff nuptials league Sean Hamilton 389 words 13 September 2005 The Sun THESUN 20 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. (They even had a bust-up!)

JORDAN and Peter Andre's big day on Saturday took celebrity weddings to a new level of naffness.

From the Cinderella carriage with white horses that carried the bride, to her tight pink frock, the chav extravaganza of the year was trimmed with tackiness.

Of course, no gaudy wedding is complete without a good bust-up

That vital role fell to Hell's Kitchen star Jennifer Ellison, 22, and her fiance Tony Richardson.

During the speeches Tony, 26, picked a scrap with Jordan's agent Claire Powell - who had masterminded the huge bash at Highclere Castle, Berks.

Until late last week Claire also represented Jennifer, but the pair went their separate ways on Friday - and it seems Tony had some scores to settle.

He stormed over and guests heard him yell: "You've ruined my Jen's career!"

Guests including Kerry Katona, Paul Gascoigne and Girls Aloud singer Sarah Harding listened in horror to his foul-mouthed rant.

And when Claire's sister tried to get involved, he shouted: "Keep your nose out of it, you fat ****."

In keeping with the cheesy do, it was beefy Z-lister Phil Turner from daytime DIY show House Invaders who grabbed Tony and hauled him away. An onlooker said: "It created a major disturbance at a crucial point in the celebrations - Jordan's stepdad Paul was just making his speech.

Trouble

"Tony was threatened with being kicked out but Jordan didn't want any more trouble."

Last night Jennifer's spokesman confirmed the incident.

He said: "She went to the wedding to support Peter and Jordan, even though she has fallen out with the agent. But she was asked to pose for loads of pictures and she refused. She told Tony the agent was hassling her, so he decided to defend her honour."

Ah, the joys of a taste-free celebrity wedding.

Paul Gascoigne and his now ex-wife Sheryl were credited with beginning the trend when they signed their Pounds 150,000 Hello! deal in 1996. Since then a host of stars have financed flashy affairs with the fat chequebooks of OK! and Hello! magazines.

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Home news Some of the worst;We check how Jordan and Peter rate in the naff nuptials league Mel Hunter and Verity Jennings 965 words 13 September 2005 The Sun THESUN 21 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. Here, Mel Hunter and Verity Jennings take a look at some of the worst.

Britney & Kevin. WHEN: September 18, 2004.

WHERE:Low-key ceremony at pal's house followed by bizarre reception at LA nightclub Xses.

GUESTS: Vows were said in front of 15 relatives, then guests joined the couple at the club. Girls wore pink tracksuits with "Maids" on the back while the boys wore joggers labelled "Pimps". Britney's mum's tracksuit had "Hot Momma" across it.

OUTFITS: For the vows, Britney wore a white strapless gown and Kevin opted for a white tuxedo.

TRANSPORT: Limos for all.

MAG DEAL: No. For once Britney did the right thing.

TACKIEST MOMENT: When

Britney donned her white tracksuit bottoms and a sweatshirt with the logo "Mrs Federline" and Kevin donned his matching joggers and a grey Trilby hat.

Mel B & Jimmy. WHEN: September 13, 1998.

WHERE:A 12th Century church near Mel's Pounds 2.5million mansion in Little Marlow, Bucks.

GUESTS: Invites asked the 150 guests, including David and Victoria Beckham, to wear all white.

OUTFITS: She wore a white silk dress. He wore a white suit.

TRANSPORT: The couple rolled up in a white 1940s Cadillac.

MAG DEAL: Mel signed a Pounds 350,000 agreement with OK! The police operation alone cost Pounds 1,500 which Mel paid. Guests were also treated to a Pounds 10,000 firework display.

TACKIEST MOMENT: Guests' privacy was preserved as they entered the church through a canvas tunnel leading from a gate in Mel's garden wall. A police dog sniffed out snappers lurking in nearby bushes.

David & Victoria. WHEN: July 4, 1999.

WHERE:Luttrellstown Castle, outside Dublin.

GUESTS: Mel B, Mel C, Emma Bunton, best man Gary Neville.

OUTFITS: David wore a Timothy Everest ivory and cream suit, while Posh chose a Vera Wang dress with 5ft train, plus a Pounds 10,000 crown.

TRANSPORT: Victoria arrived in a vintage Bentley which cost Pounds 1,500 to hire for the day.

MAG DEAL: Hello! paid the couple a cool Pounds 1million. The event cost Pounds 500,000.

Page 21 of 125 © 2016 Factiva, Inc. All rights reserved. TACKIEST MOMENT: Where do we start? There were the Beckhams' sumptuous red and gold thrones, then the wedding cake, which featured naked models of the couple and eldest son Brooklyn on top of flower petals.

Jordan & Peter. WHEN: September 10, 2005

WHERE:Highclere Castle,

Berkshire

GUESTS: Gazza tried to pull Girls Aloud's Sarah Harding, while Kerry Katona spent half the night crying in the ladies' loos.

OUTFITS: Jordan's tight bright pink dress was covered in fake diamonds. Peter donned a white frock coat with a silver waistcoat.

TRANSPORT: Jordan rolled up in a Cinderella-style coach.

MAG DEAL: A Pounds 400,000 deal with OK!

TACKIEST MOMENT: The coach almost stole the show, until the couple took to their pink and gold thrones. But their duet of A Whole New World from Disney movie Aladdin probably took the biscuit.

Bryan & Kerry. WHEN: January 5, 2002.

WHERE:Church of Immaculate Conception,Co Meath, Ireland. Reception at majestic Slane Castle, decked out in thousands of pounds-worth of white lilies.

GUESTS: Bryan's Westlife bandmates and Atomic Kitten's Natasha Hamilton, who was bridesmaid. Other guests included Ronan Keating and Louis Walsh.

OUTFITS: Bryan wore a white satin coat while Kerry opted for a traditional - and somewhat revealing - wedding dress.

TRANSPORT: Limo and coach for guests. Kerry arrived in a blue Rolls-Royce.

MAG DEAL: Hello paid Pounds 300,000 for exclusive photos.

TACKIEST MOMENT: The couple entering the church under the cover of blankets to stop anyone taking sneaky snaps.

Anthea & Grant. WHEN: August 26, 2000.

WHERE:A blessing and party at Miss Turner's mansion.

GUESTS: 240 of them including Dale Winton, Jim Davidson, Alvin Stardust and Martine McCutcheon. Darren Day belted out hits from the musical Grease.

OUTFITS: The former Blue Peter presenter wore a Pounds 10,000 designer dress.

TRANSPORT: Grant Bovey arrived in a black helicopter.

MAG DEAL: OK! famously picked up the Pounds 260,000 tab for the infamous bash.

TACKIEST MOMENT: Grant and Anthea plunged to new - and as yet unsurpassed - depths when they posed eating Cadbury chocolate bars. Cadbury just happened to be doing a giveaway in OK! that month.

Gazza & Sheryl. WHEN: July 1, 1996.

WHERE:Hanbury Manor, Herts

OUTFIT: Gazza wore a cream and gold frock coat with matching cravat and waistcoat.

Sheryl donned an extravagant Pounds 10,000 bright pink tulle dress by designer Isabella Kristensen.

TRANSPORT: A convoy of nine stretch limos rolled up for the occasion.

MAG DEAL: They pioneered the bridal buy-up with their Pounds 150,000 deal with Hello! The bash is said to have cost Pounds 100,000

TACKIEST MOMENT: Gazza's arrival at the hotel in a Cadillac passion wagon with black glass and mirrored ceiling.

Pamela & Tommy. WHEN: February 18, 1995.

WHERE:A secluded Mexican beach, five days after they met.

GUESTS: A handful of friends accepted last-minute invitations.

OUTFIT: The bride wore white - a tiny thong bikini. The groom wore black swimming shorts.

TRANSPORT: The happy couple opted to arrive on foot.

MAG DEAL: Pamela and Tommy raked in more than Pounds 130,000 for photographs and interviews after the whirlwind ceremony. The Mexican judge who officiated charged a very reasonable Pounds 70 for his services.

TACKIEST MOMENT: They opted to pledge their everlasting love by having tattoos of each other's names done on their ring fingers. Shame they divorced soon after (then remarried and finally divorced again in 1998).

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Features Jordan;The whip;Opinion 60 words 14 September 2005 The Sun THESUN 20 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. JORDAN, who wore a huge candy-floss-pink confection at her wedding last weekend, chose surprisingly tasteful dresses for her bridesmaids. Alas, two of these lucky girls, songbirds Kerry Katona and Michelle Heaton, accessorised their elegant white prom frocks and pretty diamante-encrusted high heels with three ankle tattoos between them.

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Features With this bling...55 diamonds for Jordan and Pete Thomas Whitaker, Showbiz Reporter 206 words 14 September 2005 The Sun THESUN 21 English (c) 2005 News Group Newspapers. All rights reserved JORDAN and Peter Andre got hitched with matching bling rings - that had 55 diamonds between them.

The pair looked like Barbie and Ken, with Jordan in a corseted pink gown encrusted with thousands of Swarovski crystals.

Her train was SEVEN YARDS long and she had a tiara more than a foot high.

He had hair extensions and wore a white suit with ivory shoes made of stingray skin.

Jordan, 27, had 35 princess-cut diamonds in her ring and said: "It's so big, I can't bend my finger." Peter had to make do with a modest 20 gems.

We can't show real snaps of the nuptials at Highclere Castle, Berks - because of the couple's Pounds 2million deal with OK! magazine. But our REAL Barbie and Ken dolls show their celebrity look.

Other highlights included baby pink seats and a pink fur carpet in Jordan's Cinderella-style coach.

Guests Paul Gascoigne and Kerry Katona guzzled pink champagne and ate canapes off pink platters. But Peter, 32, - pictured left with Jordan before the big day - insisted of the wedding: "There is nothing tacky about it."

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Home news PR's Max: Aisle do it for Kerry 161 words 15 September 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 25 English (c) 2005 News Group Newspapers. All rights reserved BRIDE-TO-BE Kerry Katona has asked PR guru Max Clifford to give her away when she walks down the aisle.

The I'm A Celebrity winner will wed boyfriend Dave Cunningham after her divorce from ex-Westlife star Brian McFadden is finalised.

And Clifford, who used to represent McFadden, has already agreed to do the honours.

He revealed: "She's told me she wants me to give her away when she marries Dave."

The showbiz ace has been a shoulder to cry on for mum-of-two Kerry, who is back at home in Warrington, Lancs, after a spell in rehab in the US for a drink problem.

Clifford, 62, told a magazine: "She calls me Uncle Max. She rings me up when she has a problem or needs advice.

"I am there for her when she needs me.

"It's like being a counsellor sometimes."

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Features Kerry's all gold;Coffee Time;Letter 64 words 17 September 2005 The Sun THESUN The TV Mag 86 English (c) 2005 News Group Newspapers. All rights reserved I loved My Fair Kerry. As a fan of the down-to-earth Warrington lass, I really enjoyed watching Kerry Katona transforming into a posh aristocrat.

And I was pleased she stayed true to herself throughout the ITV1 show. This programme showed Kerry at her natural best.

Stacey Speakman, by e-mail

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Home news Boob job Gemma's a Fran-tastic winner Vanessa Conneely 395 words 21 September 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 11 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. Bra-vo! TV's DD Hot Tub stunner cashes in again

A SEXY nursery nurse has thanked Fran Cosgrave - for helping her get a new pair of BOOBS.

Gemma Morris, 19, scooped Euro 7,400 in January after being picked by hunky Fran on reality show Fool Around With a Celebrity.

She spent the cash boosting her 34B assets to 34DD - and yesterday returned to thank him on his latest telly programme Hot Tub Ranking.

Gemma said afterwards: "I felt gorgeous strutting out in my bikini - and it was great to show off my boobs on TV.

"I spoke to Fran before I went on and he gave me loads of encouragement!

"He said he couldn't wait to tune in when the show is broadcast."

The pair first met on Channel 4 show Fool Around - when Fran had to spot which one of his four sexy housemates was single.

After days of game-playing - including kissing contests and a lap-dancing competition - Fran correctly picked Gemma and the pair got to share the Pounds 10,000 (Euro 14,800) prize.

Mirror

Nightclub boss Fran later invited the bubbly blonde to show off her boob job on his new reality game show - set to be shown from this Friday for six weeks on Channel Five.

And lucky Gemma won again!

The aim of Hot Tub Ranking is to find out "who's hot and who's not".

In each show five girls are challenged to rank parts of their bodies in order of sex appeal.

Unknown to them, five guys are giving their verdict from behind a secret two-way mirror at the same time.

If the answers match, the girls win a hefty cash prize of up to Pounds 15,000 (Euro 22,300).

Gemma came away yesterday with the most money after correctly guessing how lads would rate her face. boobs and bum.

The Liverpool lass admitted she got on well with Fran, who has dated a string of beauties including Jodie Marsh, Kerry Katona and Atomic Kitten Natasha Hamilton.

But Gemma insisted she did NOT fancy him.

She said: "Fran and I got on really well, but I don't really fancy him.

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Home news Celebs' retreat 70 words 29 September 2005 The Sun THESUN 5 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. KATE Moss is the latest in a string of troubled celebrities to use the famed Meadows clinic.

Soccer star Paul Gascoigne and ex-Atomic Kitten singer Kerry Katona, pictured, have both had spells there.

Fallen comic Michael Barrymore, TV presenter Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and ex-Coronation Street actress Tracy Shaw have stayed there.

Singer Whitney Houston also had treatment at the centre.

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Features Celebs' hideaway 97 words 29 September 2005 The Sun THESUN 5 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. KATE Moss is the latest in a string of troubled celebrities to use the famed Meadows clinic.

Soccer star Paul Gascoigne and ex-Atomic Kitten singer Kerry Katona, both pictured right, have had spells there. I'm A Celebrity winner Kerry, 25, recently spent a month being treated for depression.

Fallen comic Michael Barrymore, TV presenter Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and ex-Coronation Street actress Tracy Shaw have stayed there.

And supermodel Elle Macpherson and singer Whitney Houston also benefited from treatment at the centre, set in Arizona's Sonoran Desert.

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Home news It's called The Meadows but it's no picnic for Kate Moss;24 hours in the gruelling life of model's clinic Grant Rollings 830 words 30 September 2005 The Sun THESUN 21 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. THE SUN has had a close-up look at the tough rehab clinic Kate Moss has fled to to beat her drug demons.

And its regime is a world away from the glamour of the catwalk that is Moss's natural home.

She is paying Pounds 2,250 a night to stay at The Meadows clinic in the middle of the Arizona desert in America. It boasts of "mountain views and clear skies" but her stay promises to be hard.

Patients are denied luxuries and Kate, who normally doesn't get out of bed for less than Pounds 10,000, will be expected to rise at 6am and be tucked up again by 10pm.

The Meadows is a Level I Psychiatric Acute Hospital which follows a version of the recognised "12-Step Programme" which is tailored for every patient.

Patients make their own beds, meals are sugar and caffeine free and friends and family are only allowed to visit on Sundays. The clinic is sparsely decorated and bans patients from making phone calls and smoking cigarettes.

It also embraces New Age philosophy. Patients can spend a night in the desert with a Navajo native American medicine man, who waves a white feather in the air to symbolise them letting go of emotional baggage.

A host of famous names have been attracted to the clinic.

Previous patients include Paul Gascoigne, Michael Barrymore, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, Kerry Katona, Elle Macpherson, Whitney Houston and ex-Corrie star Tracy Shaw.

After her treatment, Tara said: "It was one of the hardest things that I have ever done. There are no comforts."

Drug addicts are encouraged to admit the mistakes they have made and list the people they have harmed.

Control

They also need to realise that they have no control over their habit.

The Meadows was founded by director Pat Mellody in 1978. Pat, 72, and wife Pia have developed the intensive 12-step treatment programme.

Pat claims the atmosphere is supportive and says: "I didn't like the way treatment was done in this country.

"I saw a lot of disrespect for patients. Counsellors thought you had to tear someone down and build them back up again. You always have to be more supportive than confrontational.

"The patient should understand that what you were attacking was the disease, not the patient."

Kate, 31, will, however, be able to try treatments including acupuncture, art therapy, tai chi, yoga and stretching classes.

Many of the staff have been addicts themselves. The clinic's information explains: "Recovery is a path that many of the staff personally walk."

The 70-bed clinic also offers treatment for sex addiction - both male and female.

According to Pat Mellody, this is Kate's best chance to get clean of drugs.

He says: "My goal has always been to give every patient the best treatment in the world."

THE GOOD REHAB GUIDE

The Priory. LONDON'S oldest psychiatric hospital is set in seven acres of landscaped grounds and concealed from prying eyes in a lane in the leafy, smart suburb of Roehampton.

The centre tries to play down its celebrity tag but behind its walls a handful of A-listers experience the "tough love" regime.

Guests, as patients are called, pay Pounds 650 a night for bed, nursing, food and group therapy. They pay extra for one-to-one therapy.

FAMOUS GUESTS: Kate Moss - in 1998 for exhaustion, Kerry Katona, Brian McFadden.

Caroline Aherne, Marti Pellow and Eric Clapton.

Thamkrabok Monastery. THIS rehab clinic in Thailand has been dubbed the world's toughest.

It was started in 1959 by the Thai government to stem a rising number of opium addicts. Seventy per cent of patients never touch drugs again.

Monks force guests to say a Buddhist vow before they start treatment promising never to take drugs again.

They sleep in dorms on steel beds and are woken at 5am when they have to sing the Thai national anthem then sweep up leaves. They have their heads shaved and are forced to drink medicine which makes them vomit.

FAMOUS GUESTS: Pete Doherty - but he only lasted three days.

Clouds. THE stately home in the wilds of Wiltshire is famed for its discretion.

Less bling than the Priory, patients bond over art therapy classes while they battle their demons.

Clouds is most famous for kicking Paula Yates out after she fraternised with another guest.

A week at the 38-bed clinic costs around Pounds 1,000 and everyone shares a room with someone else.

All residents attend the crucial morning group therapy sessions as well as regular one-on-one sessions with a counsellor.

FAMOUS GUESTS: Paula Yates and Robbie Williams.

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Home news Kerry: I'm pregnant;Exclusive Gordon Smart, Deputy Showbiz Editor 66 words 15 October 2005 The Sun THESUN 1 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. Baby with her childhood sweetheart

THRILLED Kerry Katona has revealed she is expecting a baby with her childhood sweetheart.

The former Atomic Kitten singer, 25, below, is pregnant by painter and decorator Dave Cunningham.

It follows her split with Brian McFadden, dad of her two girls.

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Home news I've stopped clubbing now I'm in the club;Exclusive Gordon Smart, Deputy Showbiz Editor 244 words 15 October 2005 The Sun THESUN 7 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. Kerry in tot vow

KERRY Katona vowed her wild days are over as she revealed her new baby joy.

The mum of two, 25, showed off her swelling tummy after attending a parents' evening at daughter Molly's school.

And as beaming childhood sweetheart Dave Cunningham looked on, she proudly told The Sun's snapper: "Guess what? I'm pregnant.

"I'm wearing a little top to show my belly. We're on the guestlist for a nightclub later -but I'm swapping that for a healthy night in now I've another one on the way."

Ex-Atomic Kitten Kerry, who be-came the UK's favourite mum after winning TV's I'm A Celebrity, faced agony last year when she split from pop star hubby Brian McFadden.

They have been at war over custody of girls Molly, four, and Lilly, two pictured with Brian, below.

Shattered Kerry was later admitted to the Priory clinic and flew to another in Arizona to beat depression. An ex-pal later claimed she took cocaine, but Kerry denies this.

Now the singer, who recently quit booze, has found love with decorator Dave, 25, a childhood pal in their hometown of Warrington, Cheshire. She said: "Dave's one of my best friends. I'm very lucky to fall in love with my best friend."

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Features Family against his trip to rehab centre;Bizarre Victoria Newton 413 words 17 October 2005 The Sun THESUN 18 English (c) 2005 News Group Newspapers. All rights reserved Fears as junkie Pete visits Kate

PETE DOHERTY will jet to America this week to visit KATE MOSS in rehab as he bids to save their relationship.

But her family and friends are furious, saying the junkie BABYSHAMBLES frontman is the last person she needs to see.

Pete was always determined to meet with supermodel Kate after the band's UK tour finished.

It ended prematurely last Thursday when Pete cancelled the remaining three dates.

He has not set eyes on Kate since she was exposed as a massive cocaine user in New York last month.

Those closest to the model want him to stay away from the Meadows clinic in Arizona, where she is in drug rehab.

Pete's uncle let slip the singer was preparing to jet to the US.

Phil Michels also said Kate's ex JEFFERSON HACK, the father of her daughter Lila Grace, three, has already visited her.

Phil speaks to Pete every week and his nephew told him: "I can't wait to see Kate.

"I know Jefferson has been to see her already but she is not bothered about him.

"I have told her that as soon as the tour has finished I will be there. She is only allowed one visitor a day."

Phil added: "Pete told me they are still very much an item and in love.

"He is just sex, drugs and rock'n'roll. That's why Kate likes him."

Snorting

Kate agreed to check into rehab after she was pictured chopping up lines of coke and snorting them in Pete's recording studio.

She tried to lie low and ride out the storm.

But when top fashion houses -including Burberry and Chanel -dropped her, Kate wanted to be seen to do something about her drug habit. She began a 30-day, Pounds 20,000 course. Fellow supermodel ELLE MACPHERSON was treated at the Meadows for post natal depression.

And KERRY KATONA and TARA PALMER-TOMKINSON have both had therapy there, too.

A source close to Kate's concerned family confided last night: "Her mum Linda wants her to get back with Jefferson.

"She and the rest of family realise how much Kate loves Pete but they blame him for the mess she's in now."

I can think of only one reason why Pete should take a trip to the Meadows -to check into rehab himself.

SEXY Samantha Mumba was shaken and stirred last night when bookies made her 20-1 to be the next Bond girl.

She's among SEVEN Irish lasses in the betting to star opposite hunky new 007 Daniel Craig.

Drogheda-born Pierce Brosnan might have lost the keys to his flash BMW Z8.

But punters can have a flutter on one of our beauties providing the glamour in the next Bond blockbuster Casino Royale.

Bookies Boylesports are giving 20-1 odds for Samantha, left, and Brian McFadden's estranged wife Kerry Katona.

Girls Aloud stunner Nadine Coyle is 66-1 with Sky News beauty Grainne Seoige at 80-1.

Model Glenda Gilsen, girlfriend of rugby hunk Brian O'Driscoll, is 100-1 - the same odds as RTE girl Caroline Morahan.

Irish model Amanda Brunker is 150-1 and Ronan Keating's gorgeous wife Yvonne 300-1.

But all our stunners have a helluva fight on their hands if they want to bag the plum role.

That's because Jude Law's ex Sienna Miller is the favourite at 6-4.

Manchester United star Wayne Rooney's shopaholic girlfriend Colleen McLoughlin limped into the running at 500-1. But cocaine crisis supermodel Kate Moss is on the list at 80-1.

Much-loved British actress Dame Judi Dench, who played M in the movies, said she had no idea Brosnan was being replaced by new Bond Daniel Craig.

Craig's mum blurted out the news about her son before it was officially announced.

Tough

Dame Judi said: "I didn't know until his mother blurted it out the other day!"

Layer Cake star Craig will be the sixth actor to play the gung-ho secret agent.

He admits Brosnan played a big part in helping him go for the legendary role.

But he's also under no illusions. "Pierce is going to be a tough act to follow but I plan to make the Bond role my own," he said.

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Features Dear Sun;Letter 41 words 19 October 2005 The Sun THESUN Scotland 39 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. CONGRATULATIONS to Kerry Katona and her boyfriend Dave on the news that she is having a baby.

She deserves some happiness after her marriage break-up and her other problems.

E CORBETT

Forfar

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It shows that you can move on after life deals a tough hand. Good luck to her.

MICHAELA STEVENS

Strood, Kent

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Features Who'll be the next Bond girl;Opinion Ronan O'Reilly 83 words 20 October 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 15 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. OBSCURE Irish starlet Samantha Mumba is a 20-1 bet to be the next Bond girl - as is tubby ex-pop singer Kerry Katona. Other local contenders include Amanda Brunker and Glenda Gilson. I don't know how to say this, but, frankly, Jo Brand stands a better chance of waddling out of the water for the next 007 film than any of that lot. Sorry, girls.

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Home news Kerry was kid-ding 68 words 20 October 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 17 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. KERRY Katona has revealed that she is not pregnant - even though she told a photographer she WAS in the family way.

The former Atomic Kitten, who has two daughters with Brian McFadden, has been inundated with calls from well-wishers. But Kerry, 25, who is dating Dave Cunningham, said: "The phone hasn't stopped ringing. It's embarrassing."

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BRONZED Kerry Katona got her jugs out on the beach - to share a holiday cocktail with her girlie pals.

The busty ex of Brian McFadden showed her girls how to have fun as they hit the beach bar in the Spanish resort of Marbella.

And boy did she need cooling off - the Jungle Queen had just had a massage from a Russian beach masseur who rubbed oil all over her body.

Enhanced Not content with cheering up one lad's day she made quite a few others when she whipped off her stripey bikini after it failed to cover up her recently enhanced 32FF boobs.

She got fed up adjusting it and flung it on the sand.

One male fan even plucked up the courage to chat to the ex-Atomic Kitten singer - and was rewarded when she put his phone number in her mobile when he gave her his card.

But although she was getting more than just Tequilas to Sunrise from her admirers, the cocktail- supping Kerry was behaving herself.

And her boyfriend Dave Cunningham was not far away - he was playing a round of golf.

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Home news Aisle, be Kerry! 75 words 3 November 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 19 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. KERRY KATONA has hinted she is planning her second wedding - just a year after splitting from Brian McFadden.

The I'm A Celebrity winner, who has been filming the second series of Showbands in Ireland, says she is so happy with new love Dave Cunningham she is even thinking of heading up the aisle once again.

She said: "I would definitely want a huge white wedding."

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Features We are still on the road to traffic chaos;Opinion Ronan O'Reilly 702 words 3 November 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 23 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. RIGHT, so Bertie Ahern and Martin Cullen are going to solve the nation's transport problems.

That's nice. I hope it stays fine for them.

Even with Euro 34billion of your money and mine to help them along, it's not going to work. You could add a zero to that figure and the entire thing would still be a disaster.

That's just the way it is, I'm afraid. Still, the least we should do is give them a fair hearing. So here goes.

For starters, there's apparently going to be a Metro line connecting Dublin Airport with the city centre.

Then there will be an orbital motorway surrounding the city.

Most of the capital's rail facilities - the Dart, Luas and proposed Metro services - will be linked.

People in Cork and Galway are being promised extra commuter rail services. And there'll be a new road stretching from Donegal down to Waterford.

Oh, and the M50 will be finished within five years.

Now it all sounds fine. But I wonder what odds Paddy Power is offering on all of this. Maybe if we were living in Germany or a Scandinavian country then there would be a chance of at least some of this happening as described and on schedule.

As things stand, there's a better chance of Kerry Katona walking away with the Miss Classy Bird of the Year title.

It doesn't take an Einstein to work out that it's quite a good idea to have a rail link between the airport and central Dublin.

Expensive

Yet the last I remember, Martin Cullen's predecessor was saying it would be too expensive. So they hatched a hare-brained plan to run a line that stopped on the fringes of the city centre.

Some genius has now decided that it would be a good idea to integrate transport services in the capital. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it only a year or so since the long-awaited Luas service started?

And didn't everyone say that it would make sense to have a city centre link between the two lines?

Of course, they didn't do it. But they're going to do it now, though. And it is going to cost us a fortune, predictably.

Most bizarrely of all, the hub will be an underground station at St Stephen's Green.

The one slight hiccup is that businesses around Dawson Street - one of the city's most exclusive thoroughfares - will have to shut up shop for three or four years.

So that's all right then.

Let's not even talk about the proposed motorway loop around Dublin. We all know what a balls-up they made of the M50, so there's no point in depressing ourselves further.

Page 45 of 125 © 2016 Factiva, Inc. All rights reserved. That said, none of this bothers me that much on a personal level. Call me old-fashioned, but I'm a card-carrying pedestrian and I'll apologise to no one for that.

Many years ago, having realised that the transport system was an utter shambles, I made a conscious decision always to live within walking distance of wherever I wanted or needed to go.

Besides, there's always buses or taxis. That said, as bad as the snarl-ups are in Dublin, the authorities have done little to encourage people to leave their cars at home.

Yes, the bus service has improved - but there wasn't much scope for it getting worse.

As for the taxi situation, you still can't get one for love nor money at closing time or when the rain comes down.

The bottom line is that public transport in Ireland - particularly outside Dublin - is an absolute disgrace.

We'll see what this ten-year plan brings but I, for one, am not holding my breath.

For a long time, it has looked like the Government's transport plans were scribbled down on a beermat at closing time. But I didn't realise until now that the Cabinet had been on the hard stuff since opening time.

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Features Big Kat-ch;Opinion Ronan O'Reilly 62 words 3 November 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 23 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. WE always knew that Kerry Katona, right, had big things in front of her.

But am I alone in thinking that her surgically-enhanced boobs are, well, a bit on the gross side?

You don't get too many of them to the pound, love.

And thank Christ for that.

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Home news Battle for Irish Oscars;Irish Film and Television Awards Clare Stronge 1,210 words 5 November 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 8 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. Star-studdied cast for TV and film awards

Showbiz legends jet over

LIGHTS, camera...action! Stars from across the globe are set to hit the red carpet at the Irish Film and Television Awards tonight.

Home-grown celebrities will battle it out with Hollywood A-listers for the prestigious prizes - dubbed the Irish Oscars.

Guests at the glitzy ceremony in Dublin will include veteran actresses Vanessa Redgrave and Sinead Cusack, The OC star Mischa Barton, model Caprice and TV's Kerry Katona.

Murphy's Law star James Nesbitt will present the bash at the RDS in Ballsbridge - while Liberty X will be providing the musical entertainment.

And singer Andrea Corr, ex-Miss World Rosanna Davison and newsgirl Grainne Seoige will also be there proudly keeping up the Irish front.

Sky News anchor Grainne is facing a close struggle with Ireland AM host Mark Cagney for the O2 TV Personality of the Year.

Bookies have given the pair NECK-AND-NECK odds of 6/4 each to scoop the gong.

But Galway girl Grainne is hoping it will be third time lucky for her - after being nominated each year since the awards were launched in 2003.

Spectacular

Other rivals include Limerick funnyman Pat Shortt - whose hit comedy show Killinascully has topped telly ratings.

BBC NI presenter Stephen Nolan and TG4's Aoife Ni Thuaraisg are also in the running.

And that isn't the only gong glamorous Grainne is hoping to bag.

The brunette beauty - who will be wearing a gown by top Irish designer Sharon Cunningham - is also up for the Best Dressed title.

Other nominees include TG4's Aoife - who has splashed out on a spectacular Vera Wang dress for the black-tie event in a bid to wow judges.

There will be some harsh style critics on hand to deliver verdicts on the stars' outfits - with Off The Rails presenters Caroline Morahan and Pamela Flood due to trawl the red carpet.

Under particular scrutiny will be international trend-setter Mischa Barton, who is jetting over all the way from Hollywood especially for the event.

The 19-year-old showbiz sweetheart - whose mum Nuala is from Ireland - will also be presenting a gong.

Travel presenter Kathryn Thomas is another style leader planning to pull out all the stops for the glamorous event. Page 48 of 125 © 2016 Factiva, Inc. All rights reserved. Corrs frontwoman Andrea is also hoping to be a success in the fashion stakes. And the Dundalk singer is hoping to do equally well in the fight for the Best Actress title - for her role in comic musical The Boys From County Clare.

Meanwhile Shameless star Anne Marie Duff is also aiming to snag her second Best TV Actress gong for her role as Fiona in the hit Channel 4 series.

Anne is currently wowing telly viewers with her portrayal of Elizabeth I in The Virgin Queen.

Coronation Street star Sally Lindsay - who plays battered barmaid Shelley - will be among the audience cheering on the hyped-up nominees. Other top Irish celebs at the ceremony will include Proof star Orla Brady - who recently appeared on controversial US show Nip/Tuck - and Breakfast On Pluto actress Eva Birthistle.

Highlights

Russian actress Tatianna Ouliankina, of Fair City fame, will also tread the red carpet.

And The Clinic stars Aisling O'Sullivan and Rachel Pilkington, who play Cathy and Keelin in the GP drama, will be there as their show is up for three gongs. Awards host Nesbitt is also up for the Best TV Actor title for his role in UTV crime drama Murphy's Law.

And 76-year-old actor David Kelly - who stars as Grandpa Jo in Tim Burton's Willy Wonka remake, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory - will receive the Lifetime Achievement Award.

The celeb-packed ceremony will be broadcast live on RTE 1 at 9.30pm tonight.

The programme will include red carpet highlights as well as the ceremony.

Over 1,000 guests have paid Euro 250 each to attend the sell-out showbiz extravaganza. As well as the chance to rub shoulders with a galaxy of stars, that price includes a delicious five-course banquet and a non-stop supply of wine.

Revellers will also knock back potent Jameson whiskey cocktails and an unlimited supply of Pommery champagne.

So it won't just be the award winners who will end the evening in a bubbly mood!

A PANEL of the nation's top film and TV critics chose the nominees - and winners - in 30 categories.

You, the public, also voted for your favourites in five People's Choice awards.

Here is a list of the top gongs - with bookies' odds for People's Choice awards in brackets.

AND THE NOMINEES ARE

AVICA BEST ACTOR - PEOPLE'S CHOICE

Christian Bale - Batman Begins (9/2)

Johnny Depp - Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (11/8)

Brad Pitt - Mr And Mrs Smith (5/1)

Mickey Rourke - Sin City (7/4)

PANTENE BEST ACTRESS - PEOPLE'S CHOICE

Gillian Anderson - The Mighty Celt (13/8)

Drew Barrymore - The Perfect Catch (9/4)

Dakota Fanning - War Of The Worlds (4/1)

Natalie Portman - Garden State (3/1)

AIB BEST IRISH FILM - PEOPLE'S CHOICE

Adam And Paul - director Lenny Abrahamson (2/1)

Inside I'm Dancing - director Damien O'Donnell (15/8)

Mickybo & Me - director Terry Loane (3/1)

JAMESON BEST INTERNATIONAL FILM - PEOPLE'S CHOICE

Batman Begins (10/1)

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (5/1)

Crash (11/8)

Sin City (13/8)

BEST FILM - JURY CATEGORY

Mickybo And Me

The Mighty Celt

Pavee Lackeen

Tara Road

Trouble With Sex

O2 TV PERSONALITY OF THE YEAR - PEOPLE'S CHOICE

Grainne Seoige - Sky News (6/4)

Stephen Nolan - BBC Northern Ireland (10/1)

Mark Cagney - TV3 (6/4)

Aoife Ni Thuaraisg - TG4 (10/1)

Pat Shortt - RTE (4/1)

BEST ACTOR - JURY CATEGORY

Gabriel Byrne - Wah Wah

Cillian Murphy - Red Eye

Liam Neeson - Kinsey

Aidan Quinn - Convicted

BEST ACTRESS - JURY CATEGORY

Andrea Corr - The Boys From County Clare

Jillian Bradbury - Winter's End

Winnie Maughan - Pavee Lackeen

Renee Weldon - Trouble With Sex

BEST DIRECTOR - JURY CATEGORY

Anthony Byrne - Short Order

Fintan Connolly - Trouble With Sex

Terry George - Hotel Rwanda

Perry Ogden - Pavee Lackeen

BEST BREAKTHROUGH TALENT - JURY CATEGORY

Terry Loane - Mickybo And Me

Martin McDonagh - Six Shooter

Perry Ogden - Pavee Lackeen

BEST TV DRAMA - JURY CATEGORY

Love Is The Drug

Murphy's Law

Pure Mule

Showbands

BEST TV ACTOR - JURY CATEGORY

Allen Leech - Love Is The Drug

Finbar Lynch - Proof 2

Tom Murphy - Pure Mule

James Nesbitt - Murphy's Law

BEST TV ACTRESS - JURY CATEGORY

Dawn Bradfield - Pure Mule

Elaine Cassidy - Fingersmith

Anne Marie Duff - Shameless

Aisling O'Sullivan - The Clinic

BEST DOCUMENTARY - JURY CATEGORY

Haughey - Mint Productions/RTE

John McGahern: A Private World - Hummingbird Productions Ltd/RTE

MacIntyre's Underworld: Gangsters - Extreme Production/TV3 and Five

My Name Is Paul - Motive Television for RTE

BEST TV ENTERTAINMENT - JURY CATEGORY

Killinaskully - The Shortt Comedy Theatre Company/RTE

The Panel - Happy Endings/RTE

Stew - Grand Pictures/RTE

Wild Trials - Crossing the Line Films/RTE

BEST NEWS PROGRAMME - JURY CATEGORY

BBC Newsline - BBC

Nuacht TG4 - TG4

RTE News - RTE

Sky News Ireland - Sky News

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KERRY Katona belted her boyfriend in the face as he begged her to leave a lapdancing club at 3am.

The ex-Atomic Kitten, 25 -on a Spanish holiday with lover Dave Cunningham in Marbella -snapped after he enjoyed a private dance with a stripper.

She demanded one too. A pal said last night: "Dave didn't want her going off by herself with one of the girls and said 'No'.

"He told her he wanted to go back to their villa, grabbed her wrists -and she slapped him." Dave, 25, stormed off. The couple, who plan to wed, made up next day.

PR guru pal Max Clifford said: "They were both very tired and emotional."

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First the Mitchell brothers have a spot of bother. Then George Clooney has a bundle with a film executive.

And Kerry Katona gets stuck into her boyfriend.

Tomorrow Man United and Chelsea go head to head -and there's no love lost there.

One thing's for sure this weekend.

There will be fireworks.

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KERRY Katona swaps punches with her lover in the street yesterday - to show their rocky romance is still ON.

The ex-Atomic Kitten star, 25, jokingly staged a mock fight with printer Dave Cunningham after reports that the couple had split.

Then they shared a cuddle and a kiss outside Kerry's home in Warrington, Cheshire, before assuring onlookers their relationship was "fine".

The Sun revealed on Saturday how Kerry had slapped 26-year-old Dave after a boozy bust-up in a Spanish lapdancing bar. And yesterday it was reported the pair had split amid claims that he hit HER in the same venue, knocking her unconscious.

But last night Kerry insisted: "All this about us splitting is a load of rubbish."

Dave said: "I don't know where all this stuff is coming from, but it's not true."

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Features Flaming heavy schoolbag, son;Scotcha;Opinion Sergei Platt 440 words 8 November 2005 The Sun THESUN Scotland 24 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. ANOTHER cracker for the Scottish tourist trade. How visitors will thrill to the tale of the Scots pupil who was discovered in school with a FLAME-THROWER.

Could be wrong, but I can't recall a single gangland incident in British criminal history that's featured such a weapon of choice, though they were second to none for flushing out caves on Pacific islands. The backpack of heavy steel canisters containing several gallons of petrol and a 6ft iron nozzle leading from a fireproof tube make them particularly noticeable in the playground.

Of course, kids can pick them up anywhere.

AND another - is Arbroath the last place in the world you could have seen a Black & White Minstrel Show live on stage and sing along to Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones? What next - Friday night cockfighting in the Old Bear Pit? Burning the witch?

WASTE Of Time Survey Of The Week comes courtesy of Edinburgh University slackers trying out chat-up lines.

And this one was considered a winner: "The Moonlight Sonata, or to give it its true name, Sonata Quasi Una Fantasia. A fittingly beautiful piece for a beautiful lady." Yes, well, I'll try that out in Paisley on Friday night and let you know how I get on.

SAY what you like about FRANZ FERDINAND - they've got balls. Their next single, Walk Away, isn't another of their jagged little thrills, but a lyrical smoocher that could have been written by BLUR and sung by LLOYD COLE about the time of his Love Songs album.

There's a lot going on in there - mascara, headstones, Hollywood, stiletto, Radio 4, CHURCHILL, HITLER, MAO TSE-TUNG and the Kremlin. It could be the most audacious hit of the year.

HOW riveting was STV's Comhdail Cholm Cille on Sunday evening, especially after the trailer "RONA LIGHTFOOT demonstrates her unique style of mouth music"? Honestly, she's out on her own.

THE TUC says two million UK workers have been bullied. Be patient, victims...they're all lousy cowards and God or fate will come up with something really horrible for them. Bank on it.

DON'T know if KERRY KATONA is trying to look like JULIE WALTERS, especially in those Iceland TV ads, but it's working.

And finally..NICE rider to our feature about 109-year-old Dundee WWI veteran ALFRED ANDERSON. I hear that, in 1998, he went over to France to collect a medal "with his wee boy."

He was 82.

SERGEI PLATT s.platt the-sun.co.uk

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Features How to avoid hair scares;Sun woman Caroline Palmer 474 words 8 November 2005 The Sun THESUN 36 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. MORE and more celebs are taking the plunge and going for a drastic new hairstyle.

Charlotte Church, right, and Sienna Miller, left, have both opted for bobs, Kerry Katona's swapped her blonde locks for brunette and Catherine Zeta Jones sported a fringe recently.

But before you follow in their footsteps and go for a dramatic new style, here's celebrity hairstylist Richard Ward's top tips on how to avoid a hair disaster.

Richard says: Hair is the most image changing thing we can do to ourselves. It can rejuvenate and make you look younger like no face lift can, but remember the golden rules...

1. Check your skin tone and eye colour -warm or cool?

If you are going to change your hair colour, determine whether your skin and eyes have a warm or cool tone. Your hairdresser should be able to advise. Get it right and it can take years away, get it wrong and it will add them on.

2. Face shape -discuss this with your stylist.

Draw an outline on some tracing paper round your face in a photograph -then see which areas are more pronounced.

These are the ones you need to hide. If you have a heavy jawline, for instance, steer clear of geometric bobs which will only accentuate this feature.

3. Your lifestyle is important!

A good stylist will ask questions about how time-consuming you want a new style to be and ensure whatever you agree on will fit in with your lifestyle.

Don't go for a labour- intensive, high-maintenance look for example if you simply don't have time to "do" your hair every day. Some looks are just easy, ready-to-wear cuts and some require a lot more time and visits to the salon for re- touching. Discuss all this before you commit to anything.

4. Your hair's capabilities.

Although extensions have helped in changing the hair we are given to work with - using them to add bulk, not just length -your hairdresser pretty much has to work with what you've got.

Don't be unrealistic in going for a new look -be sure your hair is up to it. If you have got ultra-fine hair, it is possible that it will never grow past shoulder length looking anything other than straggly, so don't expect too much.

5. Going for the chop Having your hair cut can be quite liberating -sometimes you just need a bit of courage to go for something quite radical and take the plunge.

Make sure you take pictures in to your stylist and thoroughly discuss the change before you proceed. But remember even if the worst happens and you hate your new look, it will grow back!

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Features Dear Sun;Letter 73 words 9 November 2005 The Sun THESUN Scotland 41 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. I HOPE your photos of Kerry Katona staging a mock fight with her partner Dave Cunningham mean that the troubled star's life is back on track. Kerry, pictured, has been through a lot since her marriage to Bryan McFadden ended. She comes across as a down-to-earth star so the sooner she's back to her bubbly self, the better.

SHELLEY DEVLIN

Glasgow

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Home news Fuming Kerry dumps nanny;Exclusive Guy Patrick and Thomas Whitaker 157 words 10 November 2005 The Sun THESUN 18 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. CELEBRITY mum of the year Kerry Katona has fired her nanny after a childcare bust-up.

The former Atomic Kitten singer told pals she gave lifelong friend Debbie Price the boot six days ago.

Kerry, who won the award twice, confided to chums that she now wants to hire "a real Mary Poppins" to look after daughters Molly, four, and Lilly, two.

But last night Debbie below right, 42, insisted it was SHE who dumped Kerry, 25, left. Debbie said: "I've walked out. I don't want to say why as I'm so hurt."

I'm A Celeb winner Kerry, of Warrington, Cheshire, hired her "Auntie Debbie" in 2003 on about Pounds 300 a week. A source close to Kerry said the row came after Debbie refused to work on her day off, adding: "It was the final straw.'"

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Home news Kerry's all hush hush over CD tracks Andrea McCullagh 220 words 11 November 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 8 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. THE voice of former pop singer Kerry Katona will NOT be on the CD soundtrack of her musical telly series Showbands, the Irish Sun can reveal.

The ex-Atomic Kitten took the lead role and sung her way through the RTE1 comedy drama as Denise, a golden-haired star-struck Liverpudlian cleaning bars in Dublin.

But not a sound will be heard from 25-year-old Kerry on the new CD.

It's Kerry's sister-in-law Susan McFadden, from her broken marriage with Brian, who sings on more than half the tracks.

Voted

Also on the CD, Susan is joined by fellow You're A Star reject Brian Ormond. Both were voted out of the competition when they entered.

And Kerry's Showbands co-star Liam Cunningham, who plays her manager Tony, is also credited.

But an insider said: "Kerry was concentrating on acting and she was happy for Susan to do the vocals."

Meanwhile, Kerry who this week split with boyfriend, Dave Cunningham, has revealed she would like to have a son.

She told OK! mag: "I have two daughters and would love to have a little boy."

Series two of Showbands will be screened on RTE1 in the new year.

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Home news I'm a celebrity get me out there!;Exclusive: The final line-up for the jun gle Sara Nathan 928 words 12 November 2005 The Sun THESUN 36 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. WITCHETTY grubs, slimy fish eyes and a host of famous names stranded in the Australian jungle.

Yes, folks -I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here! is back.

It's the hottest show on TV in more ways than one, and here TV Editor Sara Nathan reveals the 11 brave men and women who are ready to bare their souls, and a lot more, in the sweltering heat.

In last year's series, contestants had to eat kangaroo testicles in the Bush Tucker Trials. This time round, even more nasty challenges are promised.

The new series, hosted by Ant and Dec, kicks off on Sunday, November 20, on ITV1 at 9pm. Bonza!

JENNY FROST I'M A Celeb bosses have got a purr-fect line-up with sexy former Atomic Kitten Jenny Frost.

The stunning blonde, 27, hopes the show will help her launch a solo singing career after the girl group split last year. But bad luck fellas, Jenny is engaged to DJ Dominic Thrupp, 42.

MOST LIKELY TO: Do a Natalie Appleton and dissolve into tears almost immediately.

JIMMY OSMOND JIMMY could be the dark horse of the contest as millions of middle-aged women adore him.

The singer, who became a star as a schoolboy, is the youngest of the Osmond Family. At nine he became the youngest artist to have a UK No1 with Long Haired Lover From Liverpool. Jimmy, now 42, and his wife Michelle have four children.

MOST LIKELY TO: Do a Paul Burrell and simper like a girl during the Bush Tucker Trials.

SARA COX RADIO One DJ and saucy ladette Sara will definitely sizzle in the heat.

The 30-year-old blonde is famous for being gobby and her outspoken attitude could spark off a few rows.

But the blonde will definitely shed a few tears on being parted from her husband, fellow DJ Jon Carter, and 15-month-old baby Lola Ann, as well as her best pal Zoe Ball.

MOST LIKELY TO: Wear a smaller bikini than Sophie Anderton did last year.

DAVID DICKINSON TELLY antiques expert David is bound to be a real "bobby dazzler" Down Under.

Apart from topping up his famous Tango-orange tan, he will probably be eyeing up the jungle treasure chest to see how much he can flog it for under the hammer. David will be leaving behind his missus Lorna to, ahem, appraise, the assets of his new buddies in the jungle.

MOST LIKELY TO: Have the best tan in the jungle since Jordan.

JILLY GOOLDEN JILLY, who shot to fame on BBC2's Food & Drink show, is used to sniffing a good sauvignon blanc.

But you can bet the 48-year-old blonde won't think the jungle has such a good aroma. And if she fancies a tipple, she'll have to make it from the fruits of the forest.

Jilly is leaving her hubby Paul and three teenage children at home.

CANNON & BALL ROCK on Tommy! Veteran comedy duo Tommy Cannon, 67, and Bobby Ball, 61, are being brought in to entertain the camp.

The pair have been pals and comedy partners for 40 years. Tommy is leaving wife Hazel at home, while Bobby will be parted from his missus Yvonne. Maybe their jokes will send the rest heading for croc-infested waters.

MOST LIKELY TO: Follow in Joe Pasquale's footsteps and make a comedy comeback.

SHEREE MURPHY FORMER Emmerdale beauty Sheree, 29, is leaving behind her hubby, Liverpool striker Harry Kewell, and children Taylor and Ruby to jet off to Oz.

The bubbly brunette could even be a winner as she has the personality and sense of humour to go the distance. She is best known for playing barmaid Tricia Dingle in the ITV1 soap -a role she quit to be full-time mum.

MOST LIKELY TO: Become a down-to-earth jungle Queen like Kerry Katona.

CAROL THATCHER JOURNALIST Carol, 52, is the daughter of former Prime Minister Margaret.

And just like her formidable mother, she won't mince her words and could cause lots of barneys.

Former contestant Janet Street-Porter said: "Anyone who could put up with a mum like Maggie, a horribly spoilt twin brother like Mark and a dad like Denis has my vote as Queen of the Jungle."

MOST LIKELY TO: Be the bossiest bird there since Christine Hamilton SID OWEN LADY-LOVING Sid has been out of the limelight for ages after being sacked from EastEnders in October 2003.

But it's a welcome return for the 33-year-old actor who played grease monkey Ricky Butcher. He has been running a French restaurant lately so he could take charge of cooking the celebs' meagre portions of rice and beans.

MOST LIKELY TO: Try to do a Peter and Jordan by tempting Jenny away from her fiance.

ELAINE LORDAN ELAINE hasn't worked since leaving EastEnders under a cloud after a series of boozy rows in July last year.

The 36-year-old suffered more turmoil when her son James was born five weeks early with a hernia in December. And her mum died after falling under a train in March.

A source said: "Elaine's ready to make her TV comeback.

MOST LIKELY TO: Do a Danniella Westbrook and crack up early under pressure.

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Home news Kitten 'a chip off the old block' Liam O'Sullivan 221 words 15 November 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 25 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. IF the saying like mother, like daughter is true is it any wonder Westlife's Brian McFadden dumped Kerry Katona?

Did you guess that busty ex-Atomic Kitten was the daughter of our "bag-lady" mum pictured on page 21?

The jungle queen popped around mother Sue Katona's home for a cuppa yesterday.

And it's obvious the heavyweight 45-year-old - who wore a baggy pair of grey sweatpants, a scruffy lilac vest and flip-flops - should take some fashion tips from her girl.

One onlooker said: "You'd never guess they were mother and daughter. It looks more like Kerry's doing a bit of charity work with a down-and-out.

"Mind you, you can see why Brian was put off. You could understand that he was scared stiff Kerry would end up a chip off the old block."

Mother Sue and Kerry have had an on-off relationship. Sue abandoned Kerry at the age of five when she had some kind of nervous breakdown.

She came back into Kerry's life when the celeb was 13 and later comforted her during her split with Brian.

Kerry visited Sue's terraced house in Warrington after shopping for new carpets with pals.

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Features Dear Sun;Letter 42 words 15 November 2005 The Sun THESUN 39 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. HOW did Kerry Katona become Celebrity Mum Of The Year when a nanny does all the hard work for her? She has no idea about all the hard work involved.

DAVID MILLS

Colchester, Essex

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Features Rumble in the jungle;New!;Entertainment;Television Adrian Motte & Kate Noble 562 words 19 November 2005 The Sun THESUN The TV Mag 15 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. * I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! *Sunday to Friday * ITV1

Ten more celebs prepare to spend a fortnight in the Australian outback eaving their champagne lifestyle behind, 10 celebrities will once again brave the Australian rainforest for a new series of I'm A CelebrityI Get Me Out Of Here!

While the new crop of stars may think they know what they're letting themselves in for from past series, jungle bosses have got a secret weapon -creepy crawlies!

"It's a year since anyone has been to the filming location and it's safe to say that the wildlife has regained its territory," says executive producer Richard Cowles. "We've found loads more snakes than we did last year -and there are lots of spiders.

"We do safety checks and there are contingency plans if things go wrong.

But snakes and spiders can bite, so it will be pretty tense."

The celebrities will live in a camp deep in the Aussie rainforest for two weeks where one of them will eventually be crowned King or Queen Of The Jungle by viewers.

The show's presented by Ant and Dec once again and cameras will follow the contestants' every move, as they endure daily Bushtucker Trials -including a live one this Thursday -in exchange for food.

"The tasks are bigger and better than ever before," says Richard. "Our job is to come up with things that are sufficiently horrible. I think my favourite challenge so far was last year when Paul Burrell had to eat kangaroo testicles!

"I have a theory that sometimes, a lot of our show is watched from behind a cushion. Everyone I talk to says they love the trials, but can hardly watch them!"lTune in to I'm A CelebrityI Get Me Out Of Here -NOW! (Sunday to Friday, ITV2) for more jungle fever, including extra footage and behind-the-scenes gossip from the camp with Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and new co-presenter Matt Brown.

CROWNING MOMENTS

Series one: 2002

Tony Blackburn

Winning the first-ever series of I'm A CelebrityI turned the 62-year-old DJ into a star again. He enjoyed a stint on Radio One and his earning potential doubled to Pounds 600,000 a year. "No one will remember me as anything but 'The King Of The Jungle'," he says.

Series two: 2003

Phil Tufnell

The former England cricketer, now a TV star rumoured to be worth Pounds 1million, bowled over the public during his time in the Australian rainforest. "Being in the jungle was wicked," says Phil, 39. "I only turned up for a couple of weeks' kip."

Series three: 2004

The former Atomic Kitten singer's bubbly personality won over the British public and the exposure upped her worth to an estimated Pounds 800,000.

"Never in a million years did I think I'd win," says Kerry, 25. "All I wanted to do was walk out!"

Series four: 2005

Joe Pasquale

The 44-year-old comic was all but washed up before I'm A CelebrityI resuscitated his career. Joe has starred in panto and his potential earnings are now Pounds 1million. "It was like going on a crap holiday and coming back as Elvis," he laughs.

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PARTY girl KERRY KATONA has had another split from childhood sweetheart DAVE CUNNINGHAM -and this time it's permanent.

Fuming Dave has packed his things and stormed out of Kerry's home in Warrington, Cheshire.

Pals say he would rather be homeless than live another day with the singer.

I feel like I'm having deja-vu but this time Dave promises: "It's for good."

Ex-ATOMIC KITTEN singer Kerry's mates say she is devastated after the printer ended their stormy seven-month relationship because of her partying.

Dave told a friend: "I've just had enough of Kerry, I love her to bits but we just can't stay together. We split up a few weeks ago and got back together days later but this time it's for good. She's always partying and never seems to have time for me. When we're together all we seem to do is argue.

"Kerry thinks she's still 18 but the reality is that she's a bit older and has two kids who need looking after.

"I'm sure we'll remain friends but we can't be anything more than that to each other in the long term."

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Kerry's agent, MAX CLIFFORD, confirmed the couple had parted.

He said: "They had given it a trial for a couple of weeks but it wasn't working out. Dave wants the quiet life but Kerry wants to party a bit and I think that's the cause of the problem.

"They sat down at the weekend and talked things through and realised it wasn't working for them. But the good news is Kerry passed her driving test today and she's thrilled." Dave, pictured left with Kerry last month, took his stuff from her house on Sunday afternoon.

He is currently sleeping on his mate's couch because he sold his house to move in with Kerry.

A pal told me: "Dave is gutted -he gave up so much for Kerry and now he hasn't even got a place to live. He'd sold his house because he was determined to make a go of things with Kerry. Luckily he has got some very close friends."

Kerry was desolate when her hubby, former WESTLIFE singer BRIAN McFADDEN, swapped her for Aussie songstress DELTA GOODREM last year.

After their split, Kerry began dating male model DAN CORSI -but she dumped him after he cheated.

And now she's lost Dave too.

Don't worry Kerry, 2005 is almost over.

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Features Kerry left high & Bri;Opinion Ronan O'Reilly 70 words 1 December 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 6 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. KERRY Katona has been in another love split.

Her childhood sweetheart Dave Cunningham has done a runner over Kerry's party lifestyle.

Good for him. Any bloke'd be well shot of her.

Come to think of it, there's only one chap who really deserves her.

And that's her preposterous ex-hubby Brian McFadden.

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Home news Kerry is a Santa Phwors! 97 words 1 December 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 15 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. CURVY Kerry Katona is one of the Top Ten celebs fellas most want to deliver their Christmas prezzies.

The ex of former Westlife singer Brian McFadden was even more popular than stunning model Kelly Brook.

Kerry came seventh in the Brit poll of top female Santas.

But top of the tree was Sharon Osbourne who polled more than a quarter of votes - and obviously has the Xmas Factor.

Madonna came second with 22 per cent and Girls Aloud beauty Cheryl Tweedy third with 11 per cent.

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Home news Kitt off;I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 171 words 2 December 2005 The Sun THESUN 14 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. FORMER Atomic Kitten Jenny Frost got the boot last night after just pipping Antony Costa.

Jenny, 27, had been favourite to leave after spending most of her time in the jungle crying and complaining.

She told Ant and Dec: "I'm cool with that. It was so depressing. The weather was so depressing. I was cold to my bones. I only came in for the tan."

Jenny, above, triumphed by winning nine stars in her Bushtucker Trial but admitted "too much thinking time" in camp left her feeling down.

Her ex-Kitten bandmate Kerry Katona is a former winner of the show.

Jenny hugged tearful ex-Emmerdale star Sheree Murphy as she left and tipped her to win.

At one point there was just ONE vote between her and former Blue singer Antony.

Carol Thatcher is still 8/11 favourite to win. Bookies expect Antony to get the boot tonight. Odds are 1/2.

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Features Dave Cunningham;Bizarre Victoria Newton 62 words 3 December 2005 The Sun THESUN 13 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. KERRY KATONA's ex DAVE CUNNINGHAM isn't having much luck.

I hear he walked out on his printing job to become the singer's personal chauffeur.

Not only has he lost his girl and his home, he's now out of a job.

Kerry passed her driving test on Wednesday...doh.

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Features Crowning glory;TV Week;Television 154 words 3 December 2005 The Sun THESUN The TV Mag 3 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. * I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here! * Sat, Sun & Mon * ITV1

They've survived the most gut-wrenching Bushtucker Trials yet and been pushed to the limits under the hot Australian sun. But who will join Tony Blackburn, Phil Tufnell, Kerry Katona, and Joe Pasquale in the I'm A Celebrity hall of fame?

The jungle ordeal ends on Monday when Ant and Dec reveal who has won the hearts and minds of the public - as well as a windfall for their chosen charity.

It's been a journey to hell and back for the celebs who swapped their comfortable surroundings for a world of creepy crawlies and a measly jungle diet. lAlso this week I'm A CelebrityI Get Me Out Of Here! Coming Out (Wednesday, ITV1) captures the raw emotion and excitement as the winner rejoins the real world.

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Features Thatch my girl;The Lady's not for turning over;I'm a celebrity;Exclusive Trevor Kavanagh, Political Editor, Emma Cox And Sara Nathan 767 words 7 December 2005 The Sun THESUN 6 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. Proud Maggie saw Carol joy

PROUD ex-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher last night told of her joy at daughter Carol's win.

The original Iron Lady tuned in to see Carol crowned Queen of the Jungle on I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here!

Baroness Thatcher, 80, watched as Carol, 52, tangled with a snake and put her hand in a box full of reptiles on her final Bushtucker Trial.

Even though Carol revealed she had not told her mum she was going in the jungle, the former PM said last night: "I watched the whole of the last episode and am absolutely thrilled and very proud of my daughter.

"She has kept up the Thatcher tradition of winning.

"It was typical of Carol to stick with it and see it all the way through."

Sources close to the Baroness said she also watched the first episode of the ITV1 reality hit -when Carol parachuted into camp -and the final instalment.

Sorry

But she missed the early episode when Carol slipped out of her sleeping bag for a middle of the night call of nature -sparking 'Weegate'.

Yesterday Carol said sorry for peeing in camp, which led to the celebs getting a ticking off. She explained: "I apologise to the nation. I was tired, jet lagged and the toilet was too far away.

"I did just what would come naturally to any camper."

And it obviously didn't harm her chances as the public voted her ahead of Emmerdale babe Sheree Murphy and ex-EastEnder Sid Owen, below.

Meanwhile Carol spent just 30 minutes at the end of show party -which infuriated ITV bosses and other celebrities.

Past winners -including Joe Pasquale and Kerry Katona -spent hours at the bash at which they are supposed to be guest of honour. An insider said: "There were dozens lining up to congratulate Carol and wish her well.

"All the other celebrities who were evicted wanted to catch up and have a bit of a gossip. But she swanned in for half an hour then left -leaving a lot of people very disappointed. It was pretty poor."

Meanwhile Carol is writing an account of her time in the jungle and is expected to make a fortune from her win.

The Sun can exclusively reveal she is already being lined up for TV presenting work following her surprise triumph.

She may even follow in the footsteps of 1990s presenter Anneka Rice -with an energetic activity show.

An ITV insider said: "Carol has been spectacular. She would be great on a Challenge Anneka style show where she would be put to the test by the public. She hasn't got Anneka's figure.

"And obviously she's used to baring her bottom for the cameras as we've seen during her secret weeing episodes."

Yesterday Carol's boyfriend, Marco Grass, revealed he plans to prepare a romantic meal when she returns.

The ski instructor said: "Luckily for me her favourite is goulash soup -and I can buy tins of that in the local Co-op. She is looking pretty thin. I think she has lost at least a stone. I need to beef her up."

Marco, 38, had been following the show but on Monday had to travel to the St Moritz ski resort and missed the final.

He said: "It was bad timing. Luckily a friend in London taped every episode."

The first Marco knew of Carol's victory was when she woke him up at 4am with a text. He said: "Was I surprised? Not at all. I believed Carol could do it. I am delighted. I think it's stupendous.

"She is so happy. more because she actually did it rather than because she won it.

"It is a big achievement. It's not like she has been two weeks on holiday in the Caribbean. It was mental drainage."

Supportive Marco helped her prepare for the jungle. He said Carol, nicknamed Iron Lady Junior, has many qualities which were able to shine through on the show.

He said: "Everybody thinks it's a case of like mother, like daughter -but Carol is like her father. This came across big time. The public completely warmed to her."

Carol had planned a trip to Vietnam after the show but Marco said she now plans to return home as soon as possible.

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Home news I said yeah because I couldn't tell word Brian was saying Kim Kelly 343 words 9 December 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 33 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. Why Kerry agreed to wed

KERRY Katona has revealed she only married Brian McFadden because she couldn't understand his Irish accent.

The Showbands beauty joked: "I didn't know what he was saying so I just said Yeah."

But Kerry admitted she was a bit hasty in accepting the proposal from the former Westlife star.

She said: "I was impulsive marrying Brian. I only knew him three weeks - that was impulsive wasn't it?"

Princess

The 25-year-old dressed as a fairytale princess to appear on the front cover of RTE Guide's Christmas edition. But her love life has not been a dream of late.

After her split from Brian last year, she briefly dated model Dan Corsi - who cheated on her - before getting together with childhood sweetheart Dave Cunningham.

But he walked out last month blaming her partying. Dave, 25, said he would rather be homeless than spend another day with her.

The former Queen of the Jungle insists she has no regrets about living her life in the media spotlight. Kerry says she can take personal criticism - but will not tolerate attacks on her role as a parent.

She said: "You can say I'm a drug user, a prostitute or a lesbian and I would not care that much - but don't ever say I'm a bad mother."

Kerry said Molly and Lilly-Sue are her life and they have had a bad year because of her public split with 25-year-old Brian.

She said people forget that her girls have no one else around but her.

The former Atomic Kitten star said: "They are healthy, they are happy and they are dead good-looking. And they get their looks from me!"

Kerry says Christmas is her favourite time of year. She explained: "It's freezing outside so you get on the couch, put the fire on and snuggle up with kids under the duvet."

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Home news Pepsi, Kerry? Emily Hassall 162 words 12 December 2005 The Sun THESUN 16 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. (Photograph) - CELEBRITY mum Kerry Katona proves all it takes to perk her up is a little bit of Pepsi -not coke.

The former Atomic Kitten and I'm A Celebrity star grabbed a burger and drink as she strolled round a car boot sale yesterday.

Kerry has previously laughed off allegations made by her ex-nanny that she regularly used cocaine and was a bad mother to her two daughters Molly and Lilly.

The star, 25, insisted the story was "totally untrue", adding: "I hope she enjoys the money she's made out of me."

Since her split from former Westlife singer Brian McFadden, Kerry has been reported as having problems with drugs and alcohol.

She checked into rehab in the summer.

But all that seemed behind her yesterday.

She was full of fizz as she headed back to her luxury pad in Warrington, Cheshire, clutching a bargain she'd bought, right.

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Home news Kerry is off men 133 words 14 December 2005 The Sun THESUN 3 English (c) 2005 News Group Newspapers. All rights reserved CELEBRITY mum Kerry Katona yesterday said she is finished with men -for now.

The ex-Atomic Kitten beauty -who had a painful split from childhood sweetheart Dave Cunningham six weeks ago -also dismissed rumours that she is dating a club bouncer.

Kerry, 26, said on the doorstep of her home in Warrington, Cheshire: "I've had my fill of relationships. I'm definitely taking a breather from men for a while.

"There are rumours flying about that I'm seeing someone new but it's all a load of rubbish. There's no way I've got time in my life for men."

Kerry found love with Dave after turning to him for support during her divorce with ex-Westlife star Brian McFadden.

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Features Ta Kerry much luv;Opinion Ronan O'Reilly 93 words 15 December 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 6 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. KERRY Katona has achieved the unthinkable -by doing something sensible for once.

Earlier this week she said: "I've had my fill of relationships. I'm definitely taking a breather from men for a while. There are rumours flying about that I'm seeing someone new, but it's all a load of rubbish.

"There's no way I've got time in my life for men."

I'm sure I heard blokes everywhere heave a massive sigh of relief.

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Home news Barf, humbug;Bizarre Victoria Newton and Martel Maxwell 428 words 16 December 2005 The Sun THESUN Scotland 24 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. Christmas makes me sick says rock Scrooge Noel

NOEL GALLAGHER has revealed Christmas makes him SICK.

As he completed the Scots leg of Oasis' UK tour last night, he groused: "I'm not a Christmassy kind of person.

"I was walking round Homebase the other day trying to find a Christmas tree, and the incessant and inane f***ing music and adverts drove me mad.

"There are ads on telly all the time for food and Kerry Katona saying 'Mums love Iceland' - well why don't you f*** off to Iceland then?

"Walking round shops to Jingle Bells - f*** off Jingle Bells! - and We Wish You A Merry Christmas."

Worst off all Noel can't stand the presents he gets from his mum.

He said: "My mam every year buys me a jumper. No1, I'm 38, No2, I'm f***ing minted and No3, I don't wear f***ing jumpers, man."

And another thing Noel dislikes - his name. He said: "With me being Called Noel people always say 'Oh, you're not actually born on Christmas'.

"No you idiot, I'm not a Saint or anything.

"I never get Christmas cards from people because I never send Christmas cards to people.

"My house is probably the most Unchristmassy house in England. And I'm sh** at buying presents and a crap person to buy presents for. I'm not a gadget person and I don't collect many things - I wouldn't turn down a vintage guitar but that's about it. I'm not one for toys and games. I don't like scent and I buy my own socks.

"A box set of DVDs I can watch I'm partial to that. The whole Christmas period gets on my nerves."

Noel will celebrate the end of his tour with brother Liam on December 22, when the band finish in Dublin. Then he plans to lock himself away with Scottish fiancee Sara MacDonald down South.

Quiet

He said: "We'll have a tear-up in Dublin for the end of tour party then me and the missus will have a quiet one in London."

Oasis thrilled a sell-out Glasgow crowd on Wednesday and last night after playing in Aberdeen.

Noel recently admitted the band play their best gigs in Scotland as it's where they first played.

For the full interview tune in to Dominik Diamond's Beat 106 show this Sunday between 10am and 2pm.

Additional reporting: Martel Maxwell

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Home news Kerry: You are dead;Exclusive Gary O'Shea and Andy Russell 356 words 19 December 2005 The Sun THESUN 1 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. Star's bust-up at airport

KERRY Katona had an amazing public row with a pal and told her: "You're dead."

Celebrity mum Kerry, 25, left, lashed into former best mate Michelle Hunter at Dublin airport.

Onlookers said the ex-Atomic Kitten and I'm A Celeb winner shoved Michelle after grabbing her by the arm, jabbed her finger and spat "You're dead, you're dead" in her face.

The showdown happened after Kerry and Michelle, 26, flew from Liverpool to Dublin on the same plane on Saturday.

Kerry later appeared on a TV chat show. The women were best pals until last summer, when they fell out over Kerry's increasingly erratic behaviour.

Passengers in the arrivals lounge looked on as Kerry, who was with her two young daughters, suddenly "whacked" Michelle with her suitcase and then launched into a rant.

Michelle, who was travelling with boyfriend Dave Lea, told The Sun: "She deliberately hit me with her case as she walked by then grabbed my arm. She was stabbing her finger in my face.

"Kerry was screaming at the top of her voice 'You're dead, you best be scared because you know I'll do it'.

"She called me a slut and kept screaming and shouting.

"I was terrified. Her face was twisted with rage. She was in a frenzy. I don't know what she would have done if my boyfriend had not pulled her off.

"Kerry's driver arrived and led her away. Even then, she carried on shouting 'I'm going to kill you'.

"I have seen her like this before when she was drunk or on drugs. I think she was off her head."

Yesterday mum-of-two Michelle made a formal complaint.

Kerry, who used to be wed to Westlife singer Brian McFadden, stars in Christmas ads for frozen foods store Iceland.

She could not be reached for comment last night.

A spokesman for the Irish Garda said: "We can confirm we are investigating an incident at Dublin airport."

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Home news Kerry: You are dead Damien Lane, Crime Editor and Gary O'Shea 72 words 19 December 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 1 English (c) 2005 News Group Newspapers. All rights reserved KERRY Katona yelled "You're dead" to her ex-best mate during a public row at Dublin airport.

Celebrity mum Kerry, 25, left, lashed 26-year-old Michelle Hunter.

Onlookers told how the ex-Atomic Kitten and I'm A Celeb winner shoved Michelle in the arrivals lounge.

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Home news Kerry was in a frenzy screaming and jabbing her finger in my face Gary O'Shea, Dermot O'Gara and Damien Lane, Crime Editor 729 words 19 December 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 4 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. CELEB MUM'S AIRPORT SPAT WITH FORMER BEST MATE

KERRY Katona had an amazing public row with a pal and told her: "You're dead."

Celebrity mum Kerry, 25, lashed into former best mate Michelle Hunter at Dublin airport.

Onlookers said the former Atomic Kitten and I'm A Celeb winner shoved Michelle after grabbing her by the arm, jabbed her finger and spat "You're dead, you're dead" in her face.

The showdown happened after Kerry, pictured below, and Michelle, 26, had both flown from Liverpool to Dublin on the same plane on Saturday.

The women were best pals until last summer, when they fell out over Kerry's increasingly erratic behaviour.

Passengers in the arrivals lounge looked on as Kerry, who was with her two young daughters, suddenly "whacked" Michelle with her suitcase and then launched into a rant.

Michelle, who was travelling with boyfriend Dave Lea, 34, told the Irish Sun: "She deliberately hit me with her case as she walked by then grabbed my arm and started threatening me.

"She was screaming at the top of her voice, 'You're dead, you best be scared because you know I'll do it'.

"She called me a slut and kept screaming and shouting.

Twisted "I was terrified. Her face was twisted with rage. She was in a frenzy. I don't know what she would have done if my boyfriend had not pulled her off.

"I have seen her like this before when she was drunk or on drugs. I think she was off her head."

The former pals were seated close to one another on Ryanair's 3.25pm flight FR445 from Liverpool to Dublin.

Michelle -who was jetting to Dublin to attend a concert -said: "You can imagine my surprise when I saw Kerry get on the same plane as me and she sat two rows behind me.

"I was nervous all over thinking she might have a go but nothing happened on the flight.

"My boyfriend Dave went to the toilet in the arrivals lounge and I waited for him outside.

"Suddenly I felt this hefty whack on my legs and looked around to see Kerry pulling her suitcase on wheels along.

"She'd hit me with it. There was loads of room around me, so she could have avoided me. I can only imagine it was deliberate.

Screaming

"She went as if to go the ladies then suddenly she turned on me and grabbed me by the arm and started a torrent of abuse, stabbing her finger in my face.

"There were hundreds of people watching what was going on.

"They must have been amazed by the scene. Dave came out of the toilet and saw Kerry having a go.

"Even then, she carried on shouting at the top of her voice 'I'm going to kill you'. The driver tried to calm her down but she was in such a frenzy, she wasn't listening."

Kerry, who was with her daughters Molly, four, and two-year-old Lily Sue, jetted back to the UK yesterday on an early afternoon flight.

Michelle and Kerry -who was in Dublin for a chat show appearance -were like sisters until last June when Michelle finally had enough of her pal's outrageous behaviour.

Michelle said: "Kerry was out of control and I kept telling her she should slow down.

"She was like a mad woman and was destroying herself. The booze and drugs turned her into a monster and her friends started to abandon her. She just wouldn't listen. I lost my patience with her and stopped seeing her."

Mum-of-two Michelle yesterday made a formal complaint to Dublin Garda. It is understood that cops have also interviewed her boyfriend. They will also examine CCTV footage at the airport.

Kerry, who had a highly-publicised split from former Westlife singer Brian McFadden, could not be reached for comment last night.

A Garda spokesman said: "We can confirm that we are investigating an incident which took place at Dublin Airport."

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Home news Cops to question Kerry on bust-up;Exclusive Damien Lane, Crime Editor 264 words 20 December 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 7 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. KERRY Katona WILL be quizzed by cops over allegations she was involved in an angry airport dust-up with ex-pal Michelle Hunter.

Gardai say they will talk to the celeb mum about the claims the next time she sets foot in Ireland.

Michelle 26, alleged in a statement to gardai that Kerry HOLLERED "you're dead" and branded her a "slut" in Dublin Airport on Saturday afternoon.

Gardai took statements from Michelle and her boyfriend Dave Lea, 34.

And they are expected to scour CCTV footage from the airport.

A Garda source said yesterday: "Kerry will be questioned by officers the next time she comes to Ireland.

Investigate

"Once a complaint is made the gardai are obliged to investigate in full."

The fracas unfolded when the former best friends found themselves on the same Liverpool to Dublin flight.

Kerry -flying in to appear on RTE's Ryan Tubridy show -is said to have WHACKED blonde Michelle with her suitcase after they landed in Dublin.

Michelle says Kerry, 25, then grabbed her arm and launched into a rant -even though Brian McFadden's ex had their daughters Molly, four and Lily Sue, two, with her.

Michelle told the Irish Sun: "She was screaming at the top of her voice, 'You're dead, you best be scared because you know I'll do it.'

"She called me a slut and kept screaming and shouting. "Her face was twisted with rage."

Kerry flew back to Britain on Sunday.

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Features Dear Sun;Letter 46 words 21 December 2005 The Sun THESUN 33 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. I CAN'T help but think that Kerry Katona is gradually losing her grip on reality.

That she is willing to threaten her former best friend in front of her two children is really scary.

PAUL TAYLOR York

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Features Dear Sun;Letter 56 words 21 December 2005 The Sun THESUN 33 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. HOW awful to read of Kerry Katona's raging row with a pal at Dublin airport. I felt sorry for the ex-Atomic Kitten star, right, when she was dumped by Brian McFadden. Now I wonder what he had to put up with in private.

TRICIA BROWN Luton

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Features Kerry Xmas;Opinion Martel Maxwell 36 words 21 December 2005 The Sun THESUN Scotland 21 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. "THAT'S why mums go to Iceland", witters Kerry Katona.

Why? To have their breasts trussed up like a Christmas turkey and bathe in orange creosote?

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Features Dear Sun;Letter 61 words 21 December 2005 The Sun THESUN Scotland 33 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. KERRY Katona (pictured) got the sympathy vote from the public when she split from Brian McFadden.

But she has hardly endeared herself to the public since.

Her latest rant at Dublin airport - where she raged at a friend - suggests she may not be as nice as she has been painted.

EMMA COYNE

Cumbernauld

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Home news Sienna girls' No1 57 words 26 December 2005 The Sun THESUN 16 English (c) 2005 News Group Newspapers. All rights reserved ACTRESS Sienna Miller has been voted most inspirational celebrity of 2005 by teenage girls.

The 23-year-old, left, earned the accolade after a year which saw her cope with betrayal by love-rat Jude Law, 32.

Singer Gwen Stefani, 36, was second followed by Kerry Katona, 25.

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Home news Kerry so buzzy 69 words 30 December 2005 The Sun THESUN 3 English (c) 2005 News Group Newspapers. All rights reserved SAUCY Kerry Katona has a new hunk - a blow-up sex doll complete with eight inch vibrating willy.

Pals gave it to the ex-Atomic Kitten, left, for Christmas after her split from Dave Cunningham, 26, last month. I'm A Celeb winner Kerry, 25, took the Pounds 30 Big John MaleLove Doll, from blissbox.com, on holiday to Spain.

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Home news Kerry hol hunk is a love doll 115 words 30 December 2005 The Sun THESUN 3 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. SAUCY Kerry Katona has a new hunk in her life -a blow-up sex doll complete with eight-inch vibrating willy.

Pals gave it to the ex-Atomic Kitten for Christmas following her split from lover Dave Cunningham, 26, last month.

I'm A Celeb winner Kerry, 25, was so chuffed she packed it in her luggage to jet away on holiday.

Kerry's spokesman Max Clifford said of the Big John Male-Love Doll, which costs Pounds 29.95 from website blissbox.com: "She thinks it is great.

"She's in Spain at the moment and has taken it with her."

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Features Opportunity knocks;New season;Drama;Television Clare Stronge 436 words 31 December 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire The TV Mag 5 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. Fame and fortune beckons for Denise - but first she must make a big decision

SHOWBANDS * New Year's Day & Mon * RTE1

Kerry Katona loved getting back on set to make the new editions of Showbands. But she does have one slight problem with the part - recapturing her natural accent!

"It's great to play Denise," smiles Kerry, 25, who lives in Warrington, near Liverpool. "I just have to get my head around talking like a Scouser again!"

Gutsy Denise faces a huge career decision in the two new episodes of the musical drama, set in 1960s Ireland.

Denise is a singer with the California Showband. Manager Tony (Liam Cunningham) feels his talented protegee is destined for great things, so he enters her in the National Song Contest.

Winning would mean a place in the Eurovision Song Contest, which could catapult Denise to stardom. But Tony isn't the only one keen on grabbing top spot. Ageing crooner Ricky (Tom s n SNoilleabh in), who Denise clashed with in the previous series, is determined to make a triumphant comeback.

Rival ballroom owner Alan Rendell (Denis Conway) also spots an opportunity to score some points on Tony and Denise and enters blonde stunner Bella (Amy Huberman) in the contest. But that's not all! Rendell also makes a move on Tony's neglected fiancee, Gemma (Tina Kellegher).

It looks like it is all over before it has begun for Tony and Denise as their van breaks down on the way to the regional heat. Denise - and Ricky, who blagged a lift from his rivals - both miss the show. The only way the pair can still make it is to enter a later heat - as a double act!

Denise and Ricky put their differences aside and cruise through to the final. Only one gig stands between them and glory. But then she is offered a slot in a huge St Patrick's Day concert featuring Frank Sinatra in Las Vegas! Denise must make the biggest decision of her lifeI Showbands is the beginning of a new career for Kerry, who has two young daughters, Molly, four, and two-year-old Lilly Sue, from her failed marriage to ex-Westlife star Brian McFadden. The former Atomic Kitten singer is keen to do more TV work.

"I want to act, and Showbands has made me even more determined," she says.

"I've been in talks about several projects and there's one I'm particularly excited about. I hope people will see me in a different light."

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Home news Kerry so happy as lover returns;Exclusive Guy Patrick and Alex Peake 187 words 31 December 2005 The Sun THESUN 17 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. LOVE-STRUCK Kerry Katona is celebrating her best New Year - after winning back her childhood sweetheart, The Sun can reveal.

The former Atomic Kitten singer has jetted off to Spain for a romantic break with Dave Cunningham.

Kerry, 25, had a highly-publicised split with Dave last month. But he moved back into her home on Christmas Eve.

Turbulent

And on Wednesday they sealed their reunion by heading for Marbella for a week.

Kerry's children by ex-hubby Brian McFadden, Molly, four, and Lilly Sue, two, went with them.

A source close to the couple said last night: "She's had a turbulent year and ended up in a clinic for depression.

"Her personal life has been like a roller-coaster.

"But now she and Dave want to make a real go of it."

Celebrity Mum of the Year Kerry had been facing a lonely Christmas before rekindling her romance with Dave, 25.

But the pal added: "She sees this as a new start for her and Dave."

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Features 2005 - The year in question;Quiz 918 words 31 December 2005 The Sun THESUN Eire 34 English © 2005 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. So you think you know everything about 2005? Why not test your general knowledge in the Irish Sun's TOP 50 quiz questions of 2005!

Which singer left 80,000 fans disappointed in August after pulling out of a Slane Castle gig at the last minute?

Reality TV ruled the telly airwaves again this year. Can you name the winners of this year's series of Big Brother, I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here and Strictly Come Dancing?

Which Irish actor played baddie The Scarecrow in Batman Begins?

Name the Sugababe who left the musical trio citing "personal reasons" in December?

Which British actor is set to become the first blond Bond in 2006?

Self-appointed King of Rock, Pop and Soul Michael Jackson was cleared on charges of child sex abuse earlier this year - what was his accuser's name?

What did pop princess Britney Spears name her first son, born in September?

Which supermodel went into rehab after sensational details of her cocaine addiction emerged?

Which Irish singer was voted person of the year 2005 by Time magazine?

Elton John, pictured right, recently tied the knot with long-term boyfriend David Furnish, but what's Elton's real name?

Who was named the Sexiest Woman in the World 2005 by lads mag FHM?

Which US shock rocker married burlesque stripper Dita Von Teese in a Kilkenny castle this year?

How much did lucky Limerick woman Dolores McNamara scoop in the Euromillions lotto?

Who won this year's All-Ireland senior Hurling Championship?

What nickname was given to 5 Mayo farmers jailed for their protest against a Shell gas pipeline?

Who represented Ireland at this year's Eurovision Song Contest in Kiev?

And what was the name of their flop entry?

Who took home the Sam Maguire cup at this year's All-Ireland senior Gaelic Football final?

A statute of which Irish musical legend was unveiled off Dublin's Grafton Street?

Which Irish city was this year's Capital of Culture?

How old was Pope John Paul II when he died in April?

What name did Pope Benedict XVI go by before being elected new Pontiff?

Who did U2 take to court to get their memorabilia back?

During which month did the IRA down its weapons after 30 years?

Showjumper Cian O'Connor was forced to hand back Ireland's only Olympic gold gong at this year's games. What was the name of his ill-fated horse?

Which hurricane devastated New Orleans in September?

Which football team dashed Ireland's World Cup dream for Germany 2006 in October?

Name the Irish journalist held hostage for 36 hours in Baghdad?

Which legendary footballer tragically died of organ failure late this year?

Name the American businessman who took over Manchester United?

In 1971 Gene Wilder was Willy Wonka. Who was it this year?

Singer Christina Aguilera married in California in November. What's her new husband's name?

Which former Atomic Kitten starred in the RTE drama Showbands?

Which Hollywood actress with an Irish dad crashed her car twice this year?

Name the Fair City actor won Celebrity You're A Star this year?

Which Irish actor starred in this year's film Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?

Which Northern Irish band supported U2 at Croke Park this year?

Name the DJ who swapped his 2FM slot for neighbouring RTE Radio 1?

Name Angelina Jolie's adopted son and daughter?

Which pop princess was tragically diagnosed with breast cancer earlier this year?

Who were the opponents for Brian Kerr's last game as Ireland national team manager?

Which Kerryman became the first Irish player to win a Australian Rules Premiership crown?

New Zealand rugby stars Tana Umaga and Keven Mealamu received notoriety for their part in the injury of which Irish superstar?

Which Irish golfer clinched the most illustrious prize of his career with victory at this year's Volvo Masters at Valderrama in October?

Name the two Irish athletes who won gold at the European Indoor Championships.

Which veteran GAA manager stood down after 23 years as Meath football boss?

Name the twins in Cork hurling team that successfully defended the Liam McCarthy Cup.

Which Irish economist became a household name this year when launched an attack on the Government with his show Rip Off Republic?

Who represented Ireland in this Year's Miss World contest in China?

ANSWERS

1 - Eminem

2 - Anthony Hutton, Carol Thatcher and Darren Gough

3- Cillian Murphy

4- Mutya

5- Daniel Craig.

6 - Gavin Arvizo

7- Sean Preston

9- Bono

10- Reginald Dwight

11- Kelly Brook

12- Marilyn Manson

13- 115.4 million

14- Cork

15- The Rossport 5

16- Donna and Joseph Mc Caul.

17- 'Love'

18- Tyrone.

19- Phil Lynott

20- Cork

21- 84

22- Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger

23- Ex-stylist Lola Cashman.

24- July (28th)

25- Mark Feehily

26- Waterford Crystal

27- Hurricane Katrina

28- Cyprus

29- Rory Carroll

30- George Best

31- Malcolm Glazer

32-Johnny Depp

33-Jordan Bratman

34-Kerry Katona

35-Lindsay Lohan

36-David Mitchell

37-Brendan Gleeson

38-Snow Patrol

39-Ryan Tubridy

40-Maddox and Zahara

41-Kylie Minogue

42-Switzerland

43-Tadhg Kennelly

45-Paul McGinley

46-Alistair Cragg and David Gillick

47-Sean Boylan

48-Ben & Jerry O'Connor

49-Eddie Hobbs

50-Aoife Cogan

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Home news Look what Brian's brought home for his mum Vanessa Conneely 287 words 2 January 2006 The Sun THESUN Eire 7 English © 2006 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. (No, It's not Delta, it's his washing)

BRIAN McFadden doesn't normally like to air his dirty laundry in public.

But when mum Mairead offered to wash it for him, there was only one place the singer was going to WRING in the New Year.

Brian, 25, said goodbye to 2005 at the plush Port- marnock Golf and Country Club Hotel with his girlfriend Delta Goodrem.

And when the couple checked out yesterday, they popped up the road to his family home in Malahide, armed with a car-load of dirty clothes.

They clearly had some pressing matters to deal with after tucking into a late breakfast.

It was the second time that Delta, 21, and Brian had spent the turn of the year together after his split from Kerry Katona, 25.

She is believed to be spending the holiday in England with on-off boyfriend Dave Cunningham, 25, and her daughters Molly, four, and Lilly-Sue, two.

Brian and his Aussie lover will be hoping for a brighter start to 2006 than 2005.

They were booed off the stage at the Childline gig as the audience protested at their relationship. But the former Westlife star was clearly turning on the charm when Delta flew into Ireland from the US last week with TEN pieces of luggage.

He planted a kiss on her cheek at Dublin Airport and gave her a bunch of flowers.

Brian beamed: "Delta has been here loads of times and loves visiting Ireland."

Speculation is rife that the pair will tie the knot this year as soon as his divorce from Kerry is final.

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Features What to watch tonight;Television Clare Stronge 261 words 2 January 2006 The Sun THESUN Eire 29 English © 2006 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. BEST DRAMA: Showbands (RTE 1, 9.30pm). The concluding part of this top drama sees a brunette Kerry Katona star as sexy singer Denise.

Manager Tony is delighted when she joins forces with old rival Ricky for a chance to compete in the Eurovision song contest. But when a talent scout offers her a trip to Las Vegas will Tony have gambled everything and lost?

BEST DOCUMENTARY: The GAA: Out in Africa (RTE 1, 7.30pm). Tracy Piggott and seven GAA All-Stars including Barney Rock, Jack O'Shea and Henry Shefflin head to Malawi to teach African kids how to hurl and play football.

And funnily enough it turns out the Malawi boys liked playing football and the girls preferred the hurl and sliotar. But that might have been because the giggling girls had a crush on hunky Kilkenny hurler Henry.

BEST NEW SERIES: Reeling in the Years (RTE 1, 8.30pm). There's been so many repeats of this nostalgia series you must sick of the 1980s by now. So here's a new decade for us to cringe at - and it's a really good one. Ireland in the 1962 was all about free love, happy trips and psychedelic thinking.

And that was just in Cavan!

BEST SOAP: EastEnders (BBC1, 8pm). The residents start to come to terms with the fact they will no longer see poor Dennis jogging round the square looking menacing. But new arrival Deano Wicks is looking for his great aunt Pat.

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CURVY Kerry Katona shows that mums really DO go to Iceland -as she takes daughter Molly, four, to a skating rink.

OK, the rink was actually in Spain. But Kerry, 25, star of TV's Iceland ads, had a cool time, watched by boyfriend Dave Cunningham, 26. Meanwhile her ex Brian McFadden was with new love, singer Delta Goodrem, at a Dublin hotel. He was seen leaving with a pile of washing, left.

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Home news Kerry's gone to iceland 86 words 3 January 2006 The Sun THESUN Eire 15 English © 2006 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. (Photograph) - CURVY Kerry Katona shows that mums really DO go to iceland - as she takes daughter Molly, four, to a skating rink.

OK, so the rink was actually in Spain. But 25-year-old Kerry, star of telly's Iceland ads, had a pretty cool time, watched by boyfriend Dave Cunningham, 26.

Meanwhile her ex, singer Brian McFadden, was with his new Aussie love, 21 year-old musician Delta Goodrem, on a break in Dublin.

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Features Dear Sun;Letter 49 words 4 January 2006 The Sun THESUN 33 English © 2006 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. CELEBRITY Mum Of The Year Kerry Katona must be mad getting back with her ex again.

I hope Celebrity Mum Of The Year 2006 sets a better example. I feel so sorry for her children.

JANNETTE TIDMARSH Bognor Regis, West Sussex

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Home news Kerry: I'll breast stick at that now 189 words 6 January 2006 The Sun THESUN Eire 32 English (c) 2006 News Group Newspapers. All rights reserved CURVY Kerry Katona has vowed NEVER to go under the knife again after her boob job.

The mum-of-two is delighted with her 32FF breasts after getting them re-shaped last year.

But she insisted: "After having kids they get saggy, but that's it now - I'm not having anything else done! I had mine lifted as a safety precaution because I was always revealing my nipples!"

Scrubs

Despite her anti-surgery pledge, I'm A Celeb winner Kerry says she fully supports Sharon Osbourne's decision to have a breast reduction just six months after having them enlarged. The 25-year-old said: "I think she should.

"She scrubs up all right for someone of her age but you want to grow old naturally and gracefully, don't you?"

Kerry, former wife of Brian McFadden, reckons glamour model Jordan, a close pal, is also considering getting her assets downsized.

"I've told her she should," Kerry told OK! magazine. "She looks great but I think she'd look better a bit smaller."

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Features Chant in Pounds 1m deal;Celeb Big Bruv 69 words 12 January 2006 The Sun THESUN 15 English (c) 2006 News Group Newspapers. All rights reserved FAKE celeb Chantelle is set to become a real star after signing up with PR guru Max Clifford.

Max - whose clients include Kerry Katona and Simon Cowell - has done a deal through her mum Vivien Houghton.

Chantelle, 22, - who fooled the celebs that she was a pop singer - could net Pounds 1million from modelling and records.

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Features Pounds 1m for Chantelle;Celeb Big Bruv;It's turning ugly 58 words 12 January 2006 The Sun THESUN 15 English (c) 2006 News Group Newspapers. All rights reserved FAKE celeb Chantelle is set to become a real star after signing up with PR guru Max Clifford.

Max -whose clients include Kerry Katona and Simon Cowell -has done a deal through her mum Vivien Houghton. Chantelle, 22, could net Pounds 1million.

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The mum of two - who rakes in thousands encouraging others to shop at Iceland, below - was snapped at its rival near her home in Warrington, Cheshire.

Kerry, 25, loaded bags into her car before heading to the gym. Nice to see the ex-Atomic Kitten wants to stay a fit 'un.

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Home news Kerry's back on track 154 words 16 January 2006 The Sun THESUN Eire 11 English (c) 2006 News Group Newspapers. All rights reserved (Photograph) - KERRY Katona and boyfriend Dave Cunningham obviously have their relationship back on TRACK - just when everyone thought it had gone to the dogs.

The former Atomic Kitten was all smiles as she celebrated Dave's 27th on Saturday with more than 30 friends. Kerry, 25, booked out the entire Manchester Belle Vue greyhound stadium and ordered a champagne reception and a stripper to keep Dave well entertained.

Just last week mum-of-two Kerry, holding hands with Dave above, admitted she suffered from depression. But dressed in a sexy red top and knee-high boots Kerry looked ready for fun. One pal said: "This is the best I've seen Kerry looking for a long time."

Kerry and Dave split up before Christmas after a series of rows - but their loved-up look shows Dave's out of the dog house now.

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More than 5,600 had an op to boost their assets last year -up 51 per cent on 2004.

Celebs having surgery included Emmerdale's Adele Silva, right, Rebecca Loos and Kerry Katona.

Another 2,700 women had their boobs REDUCED.

The number of men having cosmetic ops shot up 81 per cent. Nose jobs were the top choice, with 735 having surgery.

Women had 89 per cent of ops -a total of 19,601.

Doug McGeorge, of the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons, said: "Britons want to feel good about how they look."

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Home news Q: What to Vader and Gerrard have in common? A: Search us Tim Spanton 394 words 17 January 2006 The Sun THESUN 8 English © 2006 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. IT'S a world where Liverpool FC finished ahead of Man United while Chelsea were nowhere. And Angelina Jolie ended up on top of Britney Spears but both lost out to...Barbie.

So where is this world? It's the world wide web. Search engine MSN has just released its 100 hottest UK searches of 2005. Here, Tim Spanton reveals the full list:

1. EastEnders

2. Big Brother

3. Barbie

4. Angelina Jolie

5. Britney Spears

6. Star Wars (featuring Darth Vader, right)

7. Sudoku

8. Liverpool FC (including Steven Gerrard. left )

9. Michael Jackson

10. Cricket

11. Harry Potter

12. X Factor

13. Where Is Amarillo?

14. Celebrity Love

Island

15. Crazy Frog

16. Lost

17. Charlotte Church

18. Katie Price/

Jordan

19.Jessica Simpson

20. Paris Hilton 21. Robbie

Williams

22. Tsunami

24. Live8

25. Kate Moss

26. Celebrity

Big Brother

27. Peter Kay

28. Sienna Miller

29. Wimbledon

30. Hurricane

Katrina

31. Xbox 360

32. Sudan 1food dye

33. Arsenal

34. Kate Lawler

35. Comic Relief

36. Legal downloads

37. George Best

38. I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!

39. Halloween

40. Valentine's Day

41. David Beckham

42. London blasts

43. Chinese New Year

44. Pussycat Dolls

45. Madonna

46. Giant squid

47. Hurricane Wilma

48. Brad Pitt

49. Pope John Paul II

50. Glastonbury

51. Little Britain

52. Gwen Stefani

53. Eminem

54. Fame Academy

55. Coronation Street

56. Manchester United

58. Keira Knightley

59. Caprice

60. Maria Sharapova

61. Tracy Beaker

62. Kerry Katona

63. G8

64. Daniel Craig

65. Grand National

66. Superbowl

67. The Oscars

68. Aurora Borealis 69. General Election

70. Ellen Mac-

Arthur

71. Jodie Marsh

72. Abi Titmus

73. The Simpsons

74. Katie Holmes

75. Tom Cruise

76. Doctor Who

77. Orlando Bloom 78. Al-Qaeda

79. Nikki Sanderson

80. V Festival

81. McFly

82. Race For Life

83. London Marathon

84. Tour de France

85. FA Cup

86. Hurricane Rita

87. Met Office

88. U2

89. Kylie Minogue 90. Camilla

Parker Bowles

91.Mickey Rourke

92. Olympic bid

93. Christmas

Of Narnia

95. Johnny Depp

96. Horoscopes

97. Prince Charles

98. Jamie Oliver

99. Pancake recipes

100. www.werenot afraid.com

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Features Dear Sun;Letter 37 words 18 January 2006 The Sun THESUN 44 English © 2006 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. WHO cares if Kerry Katona works for Iceland but shops at Tesco? At least she gets off her backside to earn and does her own shopping.

GEORGINA SIMPSON

Nottingham

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Home news Kerry, 25, pens Pounds 1m memoirs 91 words 18 January 2006 The Sun THESUN 27 English (c) 2006 News Group Newspapers. All rights reserved KERRY Katona is set to make Pounds 1million after a bidding war erupted over her autobiography.

The I'm A Celebrity winner, 25, plans to lift the lid on her split with Westlife hubby Brian McFadden -and address drug claims against her.

The book will also tell of her days in girl band Atomic Kitten. Three publishers are battling to sign her up. One has already offered Pounds 750,000. Kerry's spokesman said: "It's quite a story."

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Home news Kerry '2nd worst mam in the world' Vanessa Conneely 180 words 19 January 2006 The Sun THESUN Eire 8 English © 2006 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. TROUBLED Kerry Katona has been voted the world's SECOND WORST MUM.

The 25-year-old just pipped drug-scandal supermodel Kate Moss in the poor parenting list of shame.

Former Queen of the Jungle Kerry has two daughters, Molly, four, and two-year old Lily Sue by estranged hubby Brian McFadden.

But an online poll by satellite channel LIVINGtv revealed the public were unimpressed by her behaviour since splitting from the former Westlife singer.

Kerry's fall from grace comes after she won the BEST Celebrity Mum Of The Year award in London in 2003 and 2005. Model Kate came last after being photographed snorting cocaine.

Queen of pop Madonna was rated the world's best mum by 36 per cent of the 3,000 voters in Northern Ireland asked to rank showbiz mothers.

Chef Jamie Oliver's wife Jules was No2, followed by glamour model Jordan and Tony Blair's missus Cherie.

Next best were actresses Kate Winslet, Anna Friel and Gwyneth Paltrow.

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Features Time Posh turned over a new leaf;Scotcha;Opinion Sergei Platt 437 words 19 January 2006 The Sun THESUN Scotland 28 English © 2006 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. I'VE had a sneak preview of POSH's much- heralded new children's book, Have It Large, Girls, and I don't think she's quite got the idea.

It begins: "Fwee little piggies once decided to go out on ve town in veir white high heels an' micro skirts and one said to ve ovver, 'Giz a suck on vat Breezer, babes, innit, yeah?'"

It'll never sell.

FUNNILY enough, KERRY KATONA's autobiography certainly will.

Here's hoping the reality TV darling and ex-ATOMIC KITTEN hairball opts for the title Wetting Me Lettuce, in honour of her jungle sprinklings.

GOOD to see Martian-speaking BBC man JOHN MORRISON fronting Gaelic topical debate thriller Cunntas tonight.

They could be made for each other.

SHAME slick BELLE & SEBASTIAN frontman STUART MURDOCH forgot the words of She's Losing It at one of those shopfront gigs in Edinburgh, because it's a neat schoolies' lesbian anthem where CHELSEA gets down and dirty with LISA to the chant of the, erm, unforgettable couplet...

Inch for inch and pound for pound

Who needs boys when there's Lisa around?

THE legless Celtic puke who was fined for singing a Rangers sectarian song - and appeared in court in a Hoops top - should really consider a change of liquor...or start humming things.

SCOTS actor ALAN CUMMING has always been a bit too in-your-face in that gay pride kinda way.

And the range of toiletries named after him is a bit too yeuk. Cumming All Over indeed.

Suppose they just about drew the line at Cumming In The Bath.

Though not for long.

JUST when I was trying to pluck up courage to reveal what JORDAN said about what PETER ANDRE did to MEL B and how it was the most disgusting thing ever said on TV, it's aced by PETE BURNS bitching about what MICHAEL BARRYMORE does to blokes.

On reflection, both lag behind what mad bisexual actor ALEX ARQUETTE said about his Hollywood sisters ROSANNA - former squeeze of Glaswegian BLUE NILE frontman PAUL BUCHANAN - and PATRICIA on The Word.

It's so depraved, no hint is safe in a family newspaper, but it's a combination of the Andre and Burns ones with their dad thrown in.

And finally...STAR Trek's WILLIAM SHATNER has sold his own kidney stone for $25,000 for charity.

Hold it right there, fella - don't even THINK about flogging a Captain's Log.

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Features Kerry Katona is still only 24;Opinion Lorraine Kelly 71 words 21 January 2006 The Sun THESUN 11 English © 2006 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. I KNOW she has had an eventful life -being in a pop band, winning a reality show and splitting up with her famous husband -but Kerry Katona is still only 24.

Surely it is a little early for her life story? Even if she is being offered a stonking Pounds 1million to put it in a book.

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Home news It's Brian and Del in from the warm Andrea McCullagh 116 words 21 January 2006 The Sun THESUN Eire 6 English © 2006 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. STUNNING Delta Goodrem looked absolutely fur-eezing after a flight from sunny Los Angeles.

But winter woollies and a huge sheepskin coat helped the Aussie songbird put on a brave grin as she and her boyfriend Brian McFadden landed in London from their West Coast trip.

Former Westlife star Brian, 25, and Delta have been together for a year.

Brian has insisted on keeping their relationship private after his high- profile break-up with ex-Atomic Kitten Kerry Katona.

The pop couple live together in New York and regularly travel the world on business and to see their families.

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Home news It's peep star Kerry Botona! Andrea McCullagh 176 words 23 January 2006 The Sun THESUN Eire 1 English © 2006 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. KERRY Katona tucks her two daughters into her car - but things aren't quite so in order with her G-string.

The former Atomic Kitten let it all hang out as she enjoyed a shopping trip with four-year-old Molly and Lily Sue, two.

And cheeky Kerry strolled near her home in Warrington with her Dolce & Gabbana undies on view.

Meanwhile, the 25-year-old, below, could bump into estranged hubby Brian McFadden after she signed up to present a gong at the Meteor Music Awards next month.

Two years ago the couple appeared at the glitzy bash together as husband and wife.

But this year she will line up alongside Stephen Rea, Gavin Friday and Keith Duffy in presenting awards.

Brian, now dating Aussie beauty Delta Goodrem, is nominated as Best Irish Pop Act.

The event takes place at the Point Theatre on February 2 and will include acts by Westlife and The Pogues.

Tongue in cheeky - Page Eight

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Home news Tongue-in-cheeky! Tina Calder 136 words 23 January 2006 The Sun THESUN Eire 8 English (c) 2006 News Group Newspapers. All rights reserved LOOKS like the McFadden children are taking more and more after their mum Kerry Katona.

Little four-year-old Molly and two-year-old Lily Sue both tried out her trademark pose by sticking their tongues out at the paparazzi.

And the little devils even tried stealing mum's limelight by doing it when she wasn't LOOKING.

Kerry and the girls were snapped out and about in her home town of Warrington, visiting various shops including Mothercare. But Molly and Lily Sue's tongues weren't the only things sticking out - Kerry's white Dolce & Gabbana knickers were peeking out for all to see during their shopping trip.

Meanwhile, dad Brian McFadden, Kerry's ex, is in the US working on an album.

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Home news Try our great thong contest Fiona Wynne 154 words 24 January 2006 The Sun THESUN Eire 12 English © 2006 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. Irish Sun undie cover special THEY pride themselves on being queens of fashion -but even the most stylish celebrities can get caught with their pants down.

Yesterday we revealed cheeky snaps, left, of Kerry Katona flashing flesh as she bent to strap daughters four-year-old Molly and Lily Sue, two, into her car.

And she's not the only star who has been caught with too much on show.

From singers and actresses to models and socialites, our gallery of undie cover photographs shows just how many have been caught going bottoms up.

But even the most familiar face may not be recognisable from behind.

Take a seat and try our quiz to find out how well you rear-ly know your showbiz bodies.

If you fail to get to the bottom of it the answers are on Page 28.

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Features Kerry on Katona farce;Bizarre Victoria Newton 165 words 25 January 2006 The Sun THESUN 17 English © 2006 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. KERRY KATONA is to hit our telly screens with a documentary about her life. The one-off show for ITV2 -laughably called Kerry Katona's Guide To Motherhood And Marriage -has been six months in the making with camera crews following her every move.

It is pencilled in for broadcast next summer, with the footage cut down to an hour-long programme.

But what on earth I'm A Celebrity star Kerry knows about how to have a good marriage I'll never know. The former ATOMIC KITTEN singer -who has two young daughters by ex-hubby BRIAN McFADDEN -has spent the last year or so getting drunk, arguing with ex-WESTLIFE star Brian and sticking out her tongue.

Oh, and there was also that stint in rehab. She spent four weeks in an Arizona clinic being treated for what she described as depression. Her life has been a mess since Brian left.

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Home news Give me a twirl on telly, Kerry tells Bruce Michael Sharkey 216 words 27 January 2006 The Sun THESUN Eire 8 English © 2006 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. I'M A CELEBRITY winner Kerry Katona wants telly execs to pave the way for her reality TV comeback - on BBC1's Strictly Come Dancing.

The busty ex-Atomic Kitten has been hinting for a while that she would give Bruce Forsyth "a twirl" on his show.

But Kerry, 25, insists she won't consider becoming a contestant on rival ITV1's Dancing On Ice.

She said: "I keep saying I want to do Strictly Come Dancing so someone please get in touch.

"Ice skating now seems to be the in-thing, but I'm totally c**p at it.

"I went ice skating when I was in Marbella recently and managed to stand on two feet, but I had my two daughters to keep me upright."

Kerry, who split from Westlife's Brian McFadden in 2004, also blasted ex-Spice Girl Victoria Beckham's claim that the best way to seduce a guy was by wearing stilettos.

She told OK! magazine: "I've never dressed up sexy to woo a man.

"I don't have any tricks.You just have to be yourself to seduce a fella.

"All the guys I've had have liked me for me."

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Home news Victory for Sun over baby rapists George Pascoe-Watson Political Editor 407 words 3 February 2006 The Sun THESUN 6 English © 2006 News Group Newspapers Ltd. All rights reserved. VILE baby rapists Alan Webster and Tanya French could face much longer prison sentences thanks to The Sun.

The beasts were last night referred to the Appeal Court so their jail terms could be reviewed.

Attorney General Lord Goldsmith finally acted after a powerful Sun campaign.

An overwhelming 160,000 of you bombarded him with complaints about their lenient punishment.

And you can keep the pressure up by signing our new petition on this page.

Readers were outraged after learning that Webster, 40, could be out on parole in just SIX YEARS despite getting a life term last month for raping and sexually assaulting a 12-week-old tot. French, 19, got five years after confessing she too raped the baby. She could be out in two and a half years.

But last night Lord Goldsmith announced he will personally fight for longer terms.

In a highly unusual move he will conduct the case himself - on behalf of the nation - in the hearing.

His office last night declared: "The Attorney General has carefully considered the evidence in the case of Alan Webster and Tanya French and he considers it to be exceptional.

"He has concluded that the sentences imposed were unduly lenient and that it is right for the Court Of Appeal to review them.

"It is now for the Court Of Appeal to decide and no further comment would be appropriate until the hearing."

Lord Goldsmith acted last night with just two days to go before a deadline for appeals.

Michele Elliot, director of the Kidscape child protection charity, said: "The Sun has done a marvellous thing. This is a great example of responsible journalism and everyone here is grateful for the paper's campaign for common sense."

Ex-model and mum-of-three Melinda Messenger, 34, added: "I backed The Sun's campaign and welcome news that the sentences will be reviewed."

Former Mum Of The Year Kerry Katona, 25, said: "I was horrified by the sentences.

I hope these two now get their just desserts."

PR guru Max Clifford said: "I am glad the power of

The Sun has achieved significant results."

Police found horrific photographs cataloguing the abuse when they searched Webster's Hertfordshire home.

The baby's mother was unaware of the attack until police raised the alarm. She branded the original sentences a "joke".

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