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Page 2 Friday, February 18, 2005 GUANTANAMO BAY azette GTMO resident travels to Washington D.C., Sailor of ensures safety and security of Iraqi elections story and photos provided courtesy James places within the U.S.," he said. Artz Also, Artz' role as head of security the Week Recently, a GTMO resident traveled to required that he hire required support Washington D.C. to assist with the Iraqi personnel. The polling site provided 24-hour elections. James Artz, assigned to security, which included 24 special canine International Organization of Migrations units, six local law enforcement agencies, (IOM) GTMO, ensured the safety and stateunits policesix bomboughwnorcet squads and sswat enreas, teams. security for Iraqi's voting during aIt wa s really an Throughout his tenure as the recent democratic election. head of security, he also had to Artz was selected to go as a honor tto be a part keep the concerns of the Iraqi result of his work with IOM, which of fostering the voters in mind. is an international organization demmocratic "The goal of IOM security whose primary mission is to aid in process for Iraq." was to ensure that Iraqi voters migration efforts for displaced James Artz felt secure but not restricted in individuals. their right to vote. The In turn, IOM was assigned the task of atmosphere at the polling center during EOCN Robert Torres, of finding suitable locations for the purpose of registration and voting was festive as Iraqis NMCB-1, is this week's "Sailor conducting Iraqi elections within the who had waited most of their lives to vote in of the Week." Torres has continental United States. a democratic election were finally given served in the Navy for 18 Artz acted as Military Liaison and served chance to help shape the future of their as the IOM Security Official for the homeland," he said. months and has been Washington D.C. polling place. According to Artz, voters traveled from stationedin GTMO for nine According to Artz, his role in the stateside as far away as Chicago for the opportunity days. "I feel really excited, Iraqi elections was a memorable one. to vote in the Iraqi election. surprisedand honored to have "It was a great opportunity for me to be a "It was really an honor to be a part of he said. "I part of history in providing assistance to fostering the democratic process for Iraq." been awarded," ensure the safety and security of Iraqi polling took over a position(yardboss) An Iraqisubmits that is typicallyheld by an E-5 his vote during the or E-6, and am responsible for recent Iraqi elections. James more than $550,000 worth of Artz, GTMO inventory," he said. resident and NAVBASE congratulates EOCN assigned to 10M, headed up the Torres for his outstanding security functions service. during the election.

Commander, Naval Base U.S. Naval Base CAPT Les McCoy This newspaper is an authorized publication formentersofthe military services stationed at Naval Base Guantanamo Bay. ItsHcbtentsdono necesarilyreflect the Guantanamo____CD___Jeff__Hay____rt Bay, Cuba cR official views of the U.S. Government. the Department of Defense or the U.S. Navy and GUArNTANdao BAr Command Master Chief do not imply endorsement thereof. tte CMDCM(SW/SS) Larry Cairo Public Affairs Officer Phone: 4502, Fax: 481 LT Jason Captain E-mail: pao~uanbgtmo.navy.miI Vol. 62 No. 7 Gazette Editor (Acting) gazete Onlne: Friday, February 18, 2005 E ditopeacer wwwnagtmoenabysmt PHI(SW)yTerry Matock Gumammo BAY Friday, February 18, 2005 Page 3 azette Worship Services CatholicMass Vertricit afi 1TM : (Main Chapel) Monday - Friday 'Mass (Cobre Chapel) 1130a.m. Wednesday Holy Hour/Rosary 5 p.m. ouplug~ trto (Cobre Chapel) Saturday by JOI(SW) Spencer Webster supervisory contracting representative, the Vigil Mass 5:30 p.m. Flip a switch and a light is turned on. Open the increases in power usage have strained the utilities Sunday refrigerator door and see the cold food. Set the air a bit at times. "Lately, unbalanced loads have Mass 9 a.m. Eucharistic Adoration conditioner to a colder setting and feel the cooler caused some of the unexpected power outages, (Cobre Chapel) Daily 24hrs breeze. Sometimes, it might be easy to take the meaning the entire base," Robichaux said. "Since Protestant Services electricity that powers these and other devices for 2000, we have grown immensely and brought a lot Sunday granted. of buildings back online that previously were Sunday School 9:30 a.m. However, residing at GTMO means that there scheduled to be demolished. With that, and Services - Main Chapel 1I a.m. Children's Sunday School 1130am will be planned and unplanned power outages various load changes, we had become unbalanced. Monday occasionally. We have fixed those problems." Prayer Group 6:30 pm. GTMO has supplied its own power needs for Another issue Burns and Roe personnel, which Wednesday many decades. Previously, three steam turbine number around 150 people, working 24/7, have had Men's Fellowship 7 p.m. generators rated at seven and a half megawatts to contend with is the aged cables which transmit Gospel Service (Main Chapel) Sunday (mw) (one mw-one million watts) were used to the power to the end user with less efficiency. "We Worship Service 1 p.m. provide electricity to the base. In January 2000, also have scheduled outages for underground and (Chapel A) Wednesday the Public Works Department along with Burns overhead electrical construction," he said. "We Bible Study 7:30 p.m. and Roe, the company responsible for GTMO had a large conversion from 2400 volts to 4160 Church of Jesus Christ of utilities, replaced the steam generators with 11 volts, which allows us to draw less current." LatterDay Saints diesel electric generators rated at two and a half When power does cut out, Robichaux requests (Sanctuary A) mw each. that electrical devices be turned off, to speed up Sunday Sunday Sacrament 9 a.m. As the base moved from a minimum pillar status the power restoration process. "One thing that Monday to support the Joint Task Force (JTF) and its related customers can do when there are outages is to Family Home Evening 7 p.m. infrastructure, the daily power consumption rose shut off their electrical devices, such as air Wednesday from pre JTF-levels of 13 mw to 18 mw. According conditioners, the window-types, and lights. This Ladies Relief Society 7 p.m. Filipino Christian to Allan Robichaux, utilities manager and would help us reestablish the base grid, to help Fellowship reduce the immediate amperage draws when we (Sanctuary A) Sunday restore power." Worship 7 p.m. Converting to diesel power has shown Ielesia Ni Cristo tremendous cost savings, in the neighborhood of (Sanctuary B) Sunday $8,000 a day. However, it still costs a great deal to Worship 8 p.m. power up that air conditioner or washing machine. Pentecostal Gospel Temple "Our diesel generators use over 3,000 gallons of (Room 13) Sunday Worship 8 a.m. & 5 p.m. fuel per day," said Robichaux. "We consumed Seventh Day Adventist 22,870 gallons of fuel yesterday for the nine units Sabbath School Saturday that were online, at a cost of $31,151. So one day, 9:30 a.m. on average, we are spending $30,000." (Sanctuary B) Saturday However, there are more cost-savings Divine Service 11 am. the wind turbines that have become Islamic Service initiatives, like (Classmoom 18) Friday part of the visible GTMO landscape on the ridgeline. Worship 1 p.m. According to LT Anthony Conley, Assistant Public United Jamaican Fellowship Works Officer, these windmills are already showing (BLDG. 1036 - Next to Phoenix Cable) benefit, even while still being tested. Sunday Service 11 a.m. & 6:30 p.m. "The wind turbines provide a supplemental CampAmerica Protestant Service power source and allow us to shut down Sunday 9 a.m. generators while they are operating. As part of the Sunday (Bldg 3202) 7:30 p.m. wind turbine project, the contractor helped improve Soul Survivor (Club Survivor) Wednesday 7 p.m. Roman Catholic see Power, page 5 Saturday Vigil Mass 3 p.m. Three Bums and Roe utility workers prepare one of the two Sunday 6:45 p.m. new top of the line and more efficient diesel generators to add For information,call 2323. to the operating capacity of the diesel electric power plant. Page 4 Friday, February 18, 2005 GUANTANMuO BAY azette

Some people have said love is the universal language. And while the residents of GTMO seemed to be after the same language during and * weekendspeaking leading this up to Valentines Day, MWR promoted AL a variety of events to celebrate the day of love. The Valentines Day Fun Run kicked the weekend off bright and early Saturday morning with a five km run that drew 27 people out of their beds before 6:30 a.m. "Running is good for the heart," said Karissa Sandstrom, fitness director, "So the fun run was perfect for this month and for Valentines Day. Runners from all over the base came out, including Navbase and JTF. These fun runs are used to promote the idea that exercise is very good for the heart; it is perfect for your body period." ' According to Jessica Carroll, Valentines Day 2005 was celebrated in high style with several dinners and dances. "To celebrate Valentines Day this year, MWR Clubs offered many options for people to choose from," she said. "On Saturday night, the Bayview Restaurant hosted a romantic Valentines Dinner where many couples shared a delicious surf and turf dinner, champagne, and an exquisite dessert. All the ladies were handed a rose as a special treat." Meanwhile, the Windjammer Bar hosted a Red Party, complete with a contest for best-dressed male, female, and couple. Flowers were given to attendees who also enjoyed complementary hors d'ouvres. Many people came dressed in their best red outfits and partied the night away. On Sunday afternoon, love gave way to carnage of the paintball variety as MWR hosted the 'Valentines Day Massacre' paintball tournament. Four teams showed up to see which was the best at throwing paint across the field, which was held at the Cooper Field Sports Complex. According to Craig Basel, MWR director, the event was sponsored to generate interest in paintball and to help relieve stress. However, he said, there was no romance on Amenberofthe'Hollow Men'fillshis the field. weapon with another load of paintballs as "This is supposed to be the dark side of Valentines," he said. his team assaults the enemy team Monday night, Valentines Day, the Windjammer Restaurant hosted a Valentines Dinner, which was open to couples and families. This special Valentines Weekend also marked the kickoff sale of the Godiva Chocolates, which are now available at the Windjammer and will soon be available at the Bayview as well. Father, Joe Sciaccaand In the end, the residents daughter, Morgan, dance celebrated love on Valentines the night away at the Day as only people at Valentine's Day Father- GTMO can - with Daughter Dance GTMO style.

OKI GuANTANno BAY Friday, February 18, 2005 Page 5 azette Creature Feature: Scorpions (part 1) U F 9 Paul Schoenfeld, natural painful with effects reportedly resources manager lasting from one to five hours. Scorpions are ancient Centruroides anchorellas is a arachnids (related to spiders) a common Cuban scorpion. One and fossil records show they species (Microtityusjaumei) is existed over 400 million years a Cuban endemic and is ago. They occur in habitats harmless. This scorpion is so ranging from forest to desert but small that its stinger cannot they are more common in arid pierce human skin. The most desert environments. There are venomous of these eight is the at least eight different species of introduced species Centruroides scorpion potentially occurring at gracilis. Also introduced to the GTMO (there may be more), one US and known as the Florida of them being an introduced Bark Scorpion, this scorpion, species. Six of these are in the native to the vicinity of genus Centruroides, which Guatemala, Honduras, and translates from Latin to "sharp- Nicaragua, is reported to have photo courtesy iStock Photography ended tail-like". This is probably very potent venom and can inflict A scorpion shows its defensive stance to ward off threats. the most well known identifying a very painful sting. These characteristic of all the to the prey until it dies. In some the thick tailed scorpions and scorpions range in size from two scorpions, the sharp-ended tail species the venom is so potent thin tailed scorpions. The thick to six inches long with males with a stinger they use to inject the prey dies instantly. In species tailed scorpions are the most being generally larger than venom. Scorpions are predatory with weak venom, the chelae are venomous. One species, the Fat females. This is the one most and use this venom to capture larger and more powerful Tail Scorpion (Androctonus likely to be encountered indoors. and kill prey allowing the scorpion to hold on australis), is considered the So now it may be upsetting by until the victim dies from the worlds most dangerous and is to some about the presence of hunt actively Q earchingScorpions for prey and sting or by killing the victim with blamed for several human deaths scorpions here and the sometimes ambush prey that the chelae. Once dead, the victim each year. This species is found possibility of getting stung. Not wanders near their lairs. They are is eaten headfirst. Prey items in Africa and Asia. to worry, scorpions are found able to locate their victims with include insects, centipedes, Of the eight species worldwide, even in temperate sensory organs that detect air millipedes, snails, spiders, other mentioned above that climates in the US, some with movements. When the victim is scorpions, small reptiles, and potentially occur at GTMO, all much more potent venom than close enough, the scorpion mice. are thick tailed but none are the ones discussed here. There makes a mad dash and captures There are over 1400 known considered medically important are certain precautions you can its prey with powerful front different species of scorpion as a threat to humans. The sting take to avoid encounters with claws called chelae. It then worldwide. In general, they can of six of these contains mild scorpions and avoid getting injects the venom and holds on be separated in two categories, venom although the sting is stung. (Continued next week) Power, continued from page 3 our power factor (efficiency of transmitting plant in the Navy," said Robichaux. power through the system)," he said. "Right now, with all of the initiatives we have, the Remember! relays, the turbines and the upgrades to the Lobster season is closed in the manatee grid, GTMO has become much better IF1 ,wr conservation zone electrically and we are looking at other (the entire leeward shoreline from projects to continually improve the electrical Caracoles point to Leeward Point) Extending out from the shoreline 150 system. In the past, if we lost one part of the yards grid, we lost the entire grid. Now, we can 1 February through 1 July segment that part of the grid, because of the This is also a no wake zone year round protective relays (isolation breakers)." Report violations x4105 04 VHS channel 12 focused on station is totally Control room operator Cesar Brintid monitors one of the * pgrading"The Naval the grid with new technology that operational diesel-electric generators from a computer make it the most stable electrical production console, which receives inputs from all generators. Page 6 Friday, February 18, 2005 G UANT""O BAY gazette

Ombudsman Outlook "We're herefor you!" Julie Barnett Amanda McFarland - USNH GTMO Terr McCoy NAVSTAOmbudsman Ombudsman Ombudsman Advisor Phone - 5736 Phone - 72074 Phone - 3777 Pager - 4447-2395 Pager - 4447-2390 arnets p oenxca e.n t [email protected] mcoyltrrihotmal.com husbands responded to questions while the pretty creative fundraising ideas, hence wives were off-stage in a soundproof room. The NOT so Newlywed Game. The The wives then returned to the stage and Spouses Seminar Committee saw a need tried to guess their husbands' answers and not only to raise funds for the annual vice versa. Some sample questions might Spouses Seminar in May, but to also bring be something like: entertainment to our island! In the For the guys: Spouses Seminar's take off on the When your wife is talking to you, is Newlywed Game, the Contestants have your response: all been married for a while! So, how well a. Honey, did you say something? do couples get to know each other over You've seen it advertised so you know b. Could you repeat the question, please? time? Last year's game was a laughing when it is, Friday, February 25th at 6:30 c. The right response. good time and this year's proves to be p.m., but WHAT is it? For the gals: even better! Come see couples from Are you familiar with that Game Show How does your husband put on shoes departments throughout the base for a of old, The Newly Wed Game? The host, and socks? blast to the past fun-filled evening and Bob Eubanks, asked four recently married a. sock, sock, shoe, shoe support the Spouses Seminar Committee couples to answer questions designed to b. sock, shoe, sock, shoe as well! reveal how much they knew about each Now, here in Guantanamo Bay, we have For more information, you can contact other. In the first part of the game, the many organizations that come up with some Mrs. McCoy at 3777 or SuzanCrouse at 7466.

GTMO Spouses Trip spouses trip inhonor of the who'd be interested in going. Committee your contact Attention all spousesof month of the Military Spouse. Pricing for the trip will be information. Send your GTMO: We're still in the planning publicized as soon as flight info for the list to the This is an update on a phase but it looks as if we and resort package details following e-mail possible spouse's trip in may be able to plan a 3-day are worked out, If you are addresses: May. The Spouses stay at a resort in Jamaica. interested and would like to mcoyjerri~hotmail.com Seminar Committee is Currently, we are trying to be put on the list, please or working to sponsor a assess the number of people send the Spouses Seminar [email protected].

Join the Spouses Group All Enlisted Spouses of GTMO Would you like to join an Spouses group? You are invited to attend a Enlisted Spouses Social Feb. 27 at the home of Capt. and Mrs. McCoy, 1101 Deep Point. 2:00p.m.

(2 ~- /~2 f~2e ~qmA~ The Spouses Seminar Committee presents the 2nd Annual "Not So Newlywed Game" Friday Feb 25 @ 6:30 p. m. at the Windjammer Tickets $5.00 I Point of Contact is #3777 or #7466 GuMAW1M 0 BAY Friday, February 18, 2005 Page 7 aL ette

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FAT ALBERT EY! Friday, Feb 18 XTREME BIATHLON February 26th Comedy and Kids/Family EY! 7pm Ocean's Twelve 6am at the Sailing Center PG 93min PG13125min 1.5 Mile Swim Starring: Ke~nan Thomipson, 25 Mile Road Bike ania Ranircz Shedra( A 9pm Meet 2 Person Relay Team or Individual 16ndrson /Ill, Aaron Fralzier The Fockers FMI Call 2345. Ontari Grandhlrri PG13115min Based on Bill Cosby's character "FAT CRAFT FAIR ALBERT" with stand-up comedy February 26th monologues about his childhood, Saturday Feb 19 9am to 1pm at the Windjammer Club centered on a group of urban adolescents Tables $5 ea growing up in a Philadelphia 7pm Fat Albert Strictly No Resale Items neighborhood. PG 93min Breakfast and Lunch Will Be Available For Purchase FMI4795 MEET THE 9pm The Life Aquatic With FOCKERS hX << Steve Zissou DRAWING CLASS Comedy R 118min March 8th, 15th & 22nd PG13 115min 7pm - 8pm MWR Arts & Crafts Room Starring: Ben Stilled: Robert Bldg AV 81 De Niro. Dum1stin Hollan. $45 Per Student Barbara Str'isand, Blithe Sunday, Feb 20 Designed for Beginners, Intermediate Danner 7pm Spanglish or Advanced Artist. This class will demonstrate Having given permission to male nurse Black & White Contrast, PG13131 min Gesture Drawing and Figure Drawing. Greg Focker to wed his daughter, ex-CIA, Sign Up Required Jack Byrnes and his wife travel to Miami FMI 4795 to "meet the parents" who this time around are Mr. and Mrs. Focker, who are Monday Feb 21 POWER LIFT COMPITION as different from them as can be. 7pm Lemony Snicket's: A March 11th Series Of Unfortunate Events Weight-ins Start 6pm, Competition THE LIFE AQUATIC PG13113min Starts 7pm WITH STEVE At The base Gym ZISSOU Awards For Top 3 Winners In Each Event Comedy Tuesday, Feb 22 Deadline For Sign Up:- March 9th R 118min FMI call 2193 Starring, Bill 1urra Ownv 7pm The Life Aquatic With Wi//on, Anlglia Hlousonfo ate B/anchtt. Steve Zissou TOPS IN BLUE "Musicology" II il/ln / aftn' R 118min March 19th Internationally famous Starts At 7:30pm at the Downtown oceanographer Steve Zissou (Bill Murray) Lyceum and his crew - Team Zissou - set sail FREE! on an expedition to hunt down the Wednesday, Feb 23 FMI Call 5225 mysterious, elusive, possibly non- 7pm FatAlbert existant Jaguar Shark that killed Zissou's partner during the documentary PG 93min filming of their latest adventure. They are joined on their voyage by a young airline co-pilot who may or may not be Zissou's son (Owen Wilson), a beautiful journalist Thursday Feb 24 (Cate Blanchett) assigned to write a profile 7pm Meet The Fockers of Zissou, and Zissou's estranged wife PG13115min and co-producer, Eleanor (Anjelica Huston). They face overwhelming mplications including pirates, Kidnapping, and bankruptcy.