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Mark's reopens with new age limit

By Ben Schart through Saturday and is closed STAFF WRITER Sunday. Spring semester they Mark's Pub has always been a may open as earty as 10 am. party place for BG students. This At night, the bar will be open semester, however, Mark's is to anyone 18 and up. Mark's is strictly a 21 and over bar. also planning on featuring live Owners Jason Adkins, Steve bands and entertainment, to Spitler and General Manager cater to people of all ages. MarkTabone are planning reno- Tabone is very excited about vations for spring semester. the changes Mark's is going According toTabone, they made through. the switch to 21 and over to pre- "We're really looking forward pare for spring, and to focus on to providing more well-rounded an older clientele that will keep service next semester," he said. coming back. "For now, we're catering to an During winter break. Mark's older crowd and more of a pub will add a kitchen and cappucci- style environment." no machine, and open Marie's is focusing on regular to all ages in January. The reno- customers that might be fed up vations are in hopes of attracting with packed bars and waiting in a broader customer base. Mark's long lines. "We always provide wants to be a place where cus- the best service so customers tomers can enjoy themselves will come back," Tabone said. without drinking. Like many other customers, "We've come to the conclu- Mike Homier, junior construc- sion that we tieed to utilize our tion management major, is location to its fullest, so we're not happy with the change. Ready for Michigan just doing business four or five "A 21 and over bar is much hours a night," Tabone said. more sophisticated, and it The kitchen, equipped with a seems to suit them well," he fryer and grill, will feature short said. By PETE STELLA HOW DOES BG We Have: The National Truck and order food like subs and sand- "There's not many places SPORTS EDITOR wiches, wings, pizza, pastries around that are 21 and over, so COMPARE TO U. OF M? Tractor Pull and finger foods. "We'll also it's a great place to go and hang In one day, history will be Advantage: BG have the cappuccino machine out," said Dawn Rodgers, senior made. Famous Alumni: and a large array of coffees," elementary education major. The first ever meeting They Have: Gerald Ford Top Academic Programs: Tabone said. Heidi Freeman, senior exer- between the University of We Have: Ogre from Revenge of They have: Law Mark's will also put in extra cise specialist major, is a bar- Michigan and Bowling Green on the Nerds We Have: Popular Culture tables during the day, and may tender at another local pub. "1 the gridiron opens the 2000 sea- Advantage: BG Advantage: BG even set up a front patio in the live right across the street, so I son for both squads and the summer. can walk home. I think the bar- strong expectations. Musical Geniuses: Basketball Team: "Since we're so close to cam- tenders here really know their Michigan will look to contin- They have: Iggy Pop They Have: The Cell Block 1 round pus, we hope a lot of students stuff, and it's a good atmosphere ue its dominance in the Big Ten, We Have: Jukebox Soul robin tournament champs. to dance or just chill." will see Mark's as a place to possibly the best conference in Advantage: BG We Have: The 2000 MAC East come and hang out during the With drink specials everyday, all of college football, while BG and different themes every regular season champs day, as well as a great bar to needs to rebound from five los- Athletic Attractions: night. Mark's is able to draw a Advantage: BG come to at night," Tabone said. ing seasons in a row. But. BG has They Have: USA Hockey develop- Currently, the bar opens at 9 party crowd. Some of talent on both sides of the ment program See, a clean sweep. p.m. Monday through Associated Press Photo Wednesday, 7 p.m. Thursday MARK'S, PAGE 2 ball this year to accomplish this feat redshirt freshman John Navarre, confidence in John. I am looking HURT SO GOOD: Michigan For the Wolverines, they go who has never taken a snap dur- forward to see how he responds" Quarterback Drew Henson had without starting quarterback ing game action. Navarre, who "From the time 1 asked to foot surgery and will not be play- Drew Henson, who is expected was selected honorable mention step in there, I was really excit- ing in the game Saturday. to miss three to six weeks recov- All-USA by the USA Today dur- ed," Navarre said. "A little ner- ering from a broken foot. The ing his senior year of high school, vous at first, but more excited boasts two possible first-round Falcons will get the opportunity lias coach Uoyd Carrs total sup- than anything. I just want to pre- NFL draft picks surrounding to play in front of the largest port. pare right and am just real anx- him. crowd a BG team has ever seen. "John Navarre knows our sys- ious to play. I have been watch- "They have some major BG coach Gary Blackney, who tem." Carr said. "He is a guy that ing all the preseason games on weapons in Terrell and Thomas has coached against the we want to see how he can da I TV and it is just making me anx- and they also have one of the Wolverines during his stints at think the point that we have ious to play." best offensive lines in the coun- Ohio State and Wisconsin, will stressed to John is go in, play Navarre will have running try with potentially two, number have his team use their experi- within your ability; you are sur- backs Anthony Thomas and one draft choices," Blackney ence to control the crowd rounded by good people. Have Justin Fargas, wide receivers said. "They don't have a weak- against the mighty Warverines. confidence in yourself. David Terrell and Marquise M«ylMliMu«aBGNm Everybody in our program has Walker and an offensive line that I InIM ins job falls in the lap of FALCONS, PAGE 2 A : Students drink at Mark's Pub Thursday night. Fires continue, Volunteer police train for patrols

rain or no rain By AMYJOL BROWN fights, people lurking around STAFF WRITER houses, urinating, damaging It's been a frustrating 30 years. property, looking into cars," said By BECKY B0HRER that managers released some Lt. Brad Conner, information ASS0CIMF.0 PRtSS WRITER firefighters — sending them Living on North Prospect Street. officer. RED LODGE, Mont — home for at least a brief rest. Lester Barber has often been woken late at night, had his Teams will stick within the Widespread light rain, high "We're not fighting an 81,000- acre fire anymore," fire informa- property vandalised and his area of the first ward, which humidity and cooler tempera- includes North Propsect Street, tion officer Wendell Peacock said. things stolen. As have his neigh- tures put smiles on a lot of faces at North Enterprise Avenue, Montana's multiple wildfires "We've got a lot of it out and a lot bors. of it where ifs not going to hurt Because their streets, located Thurstin Street. Court Street, Thursday. Ridge Street, Merry Avenue, East More of the same was forecast, anybody, so we're reducing the between the University and focus to deal with what we have downtown bars, are popular Reed Street, Leroy Avenue, raising hopes of putting a dent in Frazee Avenue, Pike Street, left." routes for drunken partyers, the drought contributing to the North College Drive, Park nation's worst fire season in half a Thirty large fires are burning in these citizens get the worst of an area of 656,991 acres In the alcohol-related distur- Avenue, and Hombs Avenue. century. "When they walk on patrol, "There was quite a bit of dew Montana, according to the bances. Now the Bowling Green they will be our eyes and ears," on the ground this morning. National Interagency Fire Center in Boise, Idaho. Police Division is asking for help Lt Conner said. "They will not We're optimistic," Scon personally get involved in any Fitzwilliams. information officer Firefighters were trying to build to patrol the area. The division is sending two- situation. They are not to take for the fire just south of Red nearly nine miles of fire line around the Red Lodge blaze. member teams, made up of citi- any hands on action." Lodge, said Thursday. zens and students, out on the Recruitment for the Citizens The last of some 150 evacuees The moisture helped firefight- from the fire area were allowed to ers attack a new blaze north of streets Thursdays, Fridays and on Patrol program is still on Saturdays from 11 pin. to 3 a.m. going. The division wants 24 rcmi ii home Thursday morning, Helena that had forced five fami- They're armed with a radio studetns and 24 residents to and additional firefighters lies out of their homes near Waif Associated Press Photo and told to report anything sus- arrived, Fitzwilliams said. Creek late Tuesday. The evacua- become teams of two. Things were going well enough tion order was lifted the next day, FIRE PROTECTION: Wearing masks to protect themselves from picious. "They are looking for intoxi- the smoke-filled atmosphere, Maria Lund, 2, and her brother PATROL. PAGE 2 at the state's second-biggest fire, cated people in the roadway, between Helena and Bozeman, FIRES. PAGE 2 Clark, 5, take in the sights Saturday in Helmont, Mont. i «

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Mark's reopens with new age limit

ByBenScharf through Saturday and is closed SUtf WRITER Sunday. Spring semester they Mark's Pub has always been a may open as early as 10 am. party place for BG students. This At night, the bar will be open semester, however. Mark's is to anyone 18 and up. Mark's is strictly a 21 and over bar. also planning on featuring live Owners Jason Adkins, Steve bands and entertainment, to Spider and General Manager cater to people of all ages. Mark Tabone are planning reno- Tabone is very excited about vations for spring semester. the changes Mark's is going According to Tabone, they made through. the switch to 21 and over to pre- "We're really looking forward pare for spring, and to focus on to providing more well-rounded an older clientele that will keep service next semester," he said. coming back. "For now, we're catering to an During winter break, Mark's older crowd and more of a pub will add a kitchen and cappucci- style environment." no machine, and open the doors Mark's is focusing on regular to all ages in January. The reno- customers that might be fed up vations are in hopes of attracting with packed bars and waiting in a broader customer base. Mark's long lines. "We always provide wants to be a place where cus- the best service so customers tomers can enjoy themselves will come back." Tabone said. without drinking like many other customers, "We've come to the conclu- Mike Homier, junior construc- sion that we rieed to utilize our tion management major, is location to its fullest, so we're not happy with the change. Ready for Michigan just doing business four or five "A 21 and own bar is much hours a night," Tabone said. more sophisticated, and it The kitchen, equipped widi a seems to suit them well," he fryer and grill, will feature short said. "There's not many places By PETE STELLA HOW DOES BG We Have: The National Truck and order food like subs and sand- SPORTS EDITOR wiches, wings, pizza, pastries around that are 21 and over, so COMPARE TO U. OF M? Tractor Pull and finger foods. "We'll also it's a great place to go and hang In one day, history will be Advantage: BG have the cappuccino machine out," said Dawn Rodgers. senior made. Famous Alumni: and a large array of coffees," elementary education major. The first ever meeting They Have: Gerald Ford Top Academic Programs: Tabone said. Heidi Freeman, senior exer- between the University of We Have: Ogre from Revenge of They have: Law Marie's will also put in extra cise specialist major, is a bar- Michigan and Bowling Green on the Nerds We Have: Popular Culture tables during the day, and may tender at another local pub. "I the gridiron opens die 2000 sea- Advantage: BG Advantage: BG even set up a front patio in the live right across the street, so I son for both squads and the summer. can walk home. I think the bar- strong expectations. Musical Geniuses: Basketball Team: tenders here really know their "Since we're so close to cam- Michigan will look to contin- They have: Iggy Pop They Have: The Cell Block 1 round pus, we hope a lot of students stuff, and it's a good atmosphere ue its dominance in the Big Ten. We Have: lukebox Soul robin tournament champs. will see Mark's as a place to to dance or just chill." possibly the best conference in Advantage: BG We Have: The 2000 MAC East come and hang out during the With drink specials everyday, all of college football, while BG and different themes every regular season champs day, as well as a great bar to needs to rebound from five los- Athletic Attractions: night, Mark's is able to draw a Advantage: BG come to at night," Tabone said. ing seasons in a row. But, BG has Gurrendy, the bar opens at 9 party crowd. Some of the They Have: USA Hockey develop- the talent on both sides of the ment program See. a clean sweep. p.m. Monday through Associated Press PMo Wednesday, 7 p.m. Thursday MARK'S. PAGE 2 ball this year to accomplish this feat redshirt freshman Jolin Navarre, confidence in John. I am looking HURT SO GOOD: Michigan For the Wolverines, they go who has never taken a snap dur- forward to see how he responds" Quarterback Drew Henson had without starting quarterback ing game action. Navarre, who "From the time I was asked to foot surgery and will not be play- Drew 1 lenson, who is expected was selected honorable mention step in there, I was really excit- ing in the game Saturday. to miss three to six weeks recov- All-USA by the USA Today dur- ed," Navarre said. "A little ner- ering from a broken foot. The inghis senior year of high school, vous at first, but more excited boasts two possible first-round Falcons will get die opportunity has coach Lloyd Carr's total sup- than anything. I just want to pre- NFL draft picks surrounding to play in front of the largest port. pare right and am just real anx- him. crowd a BG team has ever seen. "John Navarre knows our sys- ious to play. I have been watch- "They have some major BG coach Gary Blackney, who tem." Carr said. "He is a guy that ing all the preseason games on weapons in Terrell and Thomas has coached against the we want to see how he can do. I TV and it is just making me anx- and they also have one of the Wolverines during his stints at think the point that we have ious to play." best offensive lines in the coun- Ohio State and Wisconsin, will stressed to John is go in, play Navarre will have running try with potentially two. number have his team use their experi- within your ability; you are sur- backs Anthony Thomas and one draft choices," Blackney ence to control the crowd rounded by good people. Have Justin l-'argas, wide receivers said. "They don't have a weak- against die mighty Wolverines. confidence in yourself. David Terrell and Marquise Mary Ma Murtjia BG News Everybody in our program has Walker and an offensive line that I lenson's job falls in the lap of FALC0NS, PAGE 2 A GOOD TIME: Students drink at Mark's Pub Thursday night. Fires continue, Volunteer police train for patrols

rain or no rain By MrlYJOL BROWN fights, people lurking around STAII WRITER houses, urinating, damaging property, looking into cars," said By BECKY B0HRER that managers released some It's been a frustrating 30 years. ASSOCIATED PRESS WRITER firefighters — sending them Living on North Prospect Street, Lt. Brad Conner, information RED LODGE, Mont. — home for at least a brief rest. Lester Barber has often been officer. Widespread light rain, high "We're not fighting an 81,000- woken late at night, had his Teams will stick within the humidity and cooler tempera- acre fire anymore," fire informa- property vandalised and his area of the first ward, which tures put smiles on a lot of faces at tion officer Wendell Peacock said. things stolen. As have his neigh- includes North Propsect Street, Montana's multiple wildfires "We've got a lot of it out and a lot bors. North Enterprise Avenue, Thursday. of it where it's not going to hurt Because their streets, located Thurstin Street, Court Street, More of the same was forecast, anybody, so we're reducing the between the University and Ridge Street, Merry Avenue, East raising hopes of putting a dent in focus to deal with what we have downtown bars, are popular Reed Street, Leroy Avenue, the drought contributing to the left- routes for drunken partyers, Frazee Avenue, Pike Street, nation's worst fire season in half a Thirty large fires are burning in these citizens get the worst of North College Drive, Park century. an area of 656,991 acres in the alcohol-related distur- Avenue, and Hombs Avenue. "There was quite a bit of dew Montana, according to the bances. "When they walk on patrol, on the ground this morning. National Interagency Fire Center Now the Bowling Green they will be our eyes and ears," We're optimistic," Scott in Boise, Idaho. Police Division is asking for help Lt Conner said. "They will not Rtzwiiliams, information officer Firefighters were trying to build to patrol the area personally get involved in any for the fire just south of Red nearly nine miles of fire line The division is sending two- situation. They are not to take Lodge, said Thursday. around the Red Lodge blaze. member teams, made up of citi- any hands on action." The last of some 150 evacuees The moisture helped firefight- zens and students, out on the Recruitment for the Citizens from the fire area were allowed to ers attack a new blaze north of streets Thursdays, Fridays and on Patrol program is still on TCtum home Thursday morning, Helena that had forced five fami- Saturdays from 11 p.m. to 3 am. going. The division wants 24 and additional firefighters lies out of their homes near Wolf Associated Press Photo They're armed with a radio studetns and 24 residents to arrived, Fitzwilliams said. Creek late Tuesday. The evacua- and told to report anything sus- become teams of two. Things were going well enough tion order was lifted the next day, FIRE PROTECTION: Wearing masks to protect themselves from picious. at the state's second-biggest fire, the smoke-filled atmosphere, Maria Lund, 2, and her brother "They are looking for intoxi- PATROL, PAGE 2 between Helena and Bozeman, FIRES, PAGE 2 Clark, 5, take in the sights Saturday in Helmont, Mont. cated people in the roadway, i 1 < '

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FALCONS. FROM PAGE 1 numbers in high school, but Blackneys two concerns going big plays, and I think some of patrol program were not hounded by the into Ann Arbor are healing their that has to do with the style of ness on offense, and defensively, Wolverines. wounded offensive line and how our scheme. As far as the offen- they talk about rebuilding but According to Gerling, the their rocky secondary will match sive line goes, we will have some PATROL. FROM PAGE 1 month to the program. Patrollers must be 18 years old, they don't rebuild up there, they atmosphere in Ann Arbor won't up against Michigan's dangerous young guys filling in, and the loss Many residents have already and they must pass a back- reload. They've got players that be hard for him or other Falcon receiver tandem. With the loss of of Eric came at the worst time." signed up. ground check. No one with a are hungry and players that are veterans to handle. center Eric Curl to injury, the A one time publisher of the "I care about the quality of life criminal record can participate. waiting for their opportunities. "I don't think their (Michigan's) young line might be taken "Washington Post" said "journal- in this neighborhood." said Members will be given proper Their secondary is strong even secondary is as good as it has advantage of by the powerful ists write the first rough draft of Barber, who joined the program identification and training. They with the losses and their line- been in the past, but they still Michigan defense. history." immediately upon hearing will leam radio procedure for backers are extremely good." have good athletes out there," "I still have some concerns in If this is true, The BG News about It "The response of the calling dispatchers and self- Falcon running back loe Alls Gerling, the Sterling Heights the secondary, but it is better could write a tremendous page others in the neighborhood has defense in case of any attacks. and wide receiver Kurt Gerling, native, said. "I also don't think the then what is has been," Blackney of Falcon football history, in the been very positive." The city prosecutor will meet who both reside from Michigan, crowd will be a problem for some said. "I think we are playing form of a huge and unexpected Students are still needed, with new patrollers and inform know the game will be bitter- people, but others might get ner- much better against the run and victory. however. them of their legal responsibili- sweet. The two put up good pass, we haven't given up a lot of "It will definitely give students ties. who participate a different per- "Each crime has an element spective of what goes on at that of civil ramifications," Lt. time of night and what the resi- Conner said. "We will tell them dents are going through," said how they can open themselves Sarah Tomeshcfski. student par- to civil liability." fires burn out of control ticipant and 1st ward represen- It is stressed throughout the tative for city council. training that no one is to FIRES. FROM PAGE 1 the extreme conditions in either request of Gov. Marc RadcoL A "The economic injury is just Tonicshcfski and members of become involved in any of the slate. I( look months for (he trees request was pending from Idaho so substantial," he said. "This is the police division will be visit- situations witnessed, leam and the 400-acre fire was con- and vegetation to become more Gov. Dirk Kcmpthorne for such an enormous problem ing campus organizations and members arc only to report tained Wednesday night parched than kiln-dried lumber, Clinton to do the same for his here I don't think many of us i lasses to inform students about what they sec to the dispatch. An 11,000-acre fire at Beaver and there is always the risk of state. have seen anything like this." the program. "I hope it will help police Creek, west of Yellowstone winds and lightning. Sen. Conrad Bums, R-Mont., Across the nation, ihcrc are 85 liach team member needs apprehend the offenders," National Park, also was con- "The fuels are so dry up here it said Ihe fire- and drought-relat- major fires burning on 1.64 mil- only to commit one night a Barber said. tained Wednesday, and the rain will lake a lot more than what ed aid needed by Montana may lion acres, the fire center said. was a key factor, forest officials we'll get this weekend lo put this top $1 billion. Rick Weiland, Fires have charred 6.3 million said. fire down," said Greg Meltert, the regional director of the Federal acres in the West this year. Even better news was that meteorologist assigned to a Emergency Management Not all the fire problems were more rain was in the forecast 59,000-acre blaze burning on the Agency, said the financial losses in the West. A 600-acre fire in through Monday for Montana as Payette National Forest in west- in Montana warranted the disas- Arkansas closed the popular Mark's changes well as Idaho, where 25 large fires central Idaho. ter declaration. He said the Petit lean State Park about 50 are burning on 717,360 acres. President Clinton on agency would send an official to miles northwest of Little Rock, But fire managers cautioned it Wednesday declared Montana a Helena to begin coordinating the and flames in Mississippi age limit for fall would take a lot more to reverse federal disaster area at the claims process. destroyed several homes.

MARKS. FROM PAGE 1 Tabone is looking forward to attracting new customers in themes are football and spring semester. "We want to wrestling on Monday, the tradi- provide a responsible and fun tion of Phishin with Dave con- environment for all our The BG News is hiring tinues Tuesdays and Wednesday patrons." A 'jiffy' is an is 80s night. actual unit of Like -a story? Hove a question? time for Copy Editors Send an e-mail! l/100thofa second! RIPOK i ER/EDITOR E-mail addresses Reporters now appear in the byHit.es of all B6 News articles! Photographers

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Armageddon. Of course, one What follows are a couple recipes, tailored to the wildlife that can be PRIME MINISTER 69 Foolish lo,k 1?8 Jim who was 70 Wise guy GomerPyte high-pitched squirrel voice found within the game preserve nearest University students. Kirstalin Skjeflan 71 Alone 29 Few ano far isn't going to bring down between DOWN Enjoy! 30 Oreek satins! 42 Diners 58 Singing voce oblivion. Instead, it's about PROLETARIAT 1 Wharl 31 Oval nut 45 rrosurd 59 niuesnade bloody time to set some 2 Cn vacation 33Pe«nand 46 Fat farm 60 Norway • captal Ryan "Heimda'll" Halfhill 3 JokasnrJay Connery 49 Impefcng 61 Colonial maed ground rules. 4 Sola newer 36 Leathernecks 52 DouMe fastener 62 Ml captive These regulations have SUCCULENT SQUIRREL E. 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Recznik We've gotten quite used to liv- Method: Soak squirrels overnight in refrigerator in large bowl of fresh Soder ing beside you disgusting water to which the salt has been added. Next day, rinse squirrels off bipeds. We'll cat crap out ol and place on their backs in cake pan Pour italian dressing over them your hands to amuse you. and put back in refrigerator for four to six hrs. BROUGHT TO YOU BY: We'll do cute little things with In center of a sheet of aluminum foil large enough to wrap one squir- Scandanavian nonsense, our paws to amuse you. We'll rel, place layer of sliced onion and potatoe Put one dressing doused Cedar Point, the Bursar, sometimes engage in danger- squirrel on its back on veggies. Sprinkle with pepper, Paprika, celery skateboarders, Slipknot, ous feats of acrobatics to seed and sage (takes very little spice). Sprinkle bacon bits inside body freshmen (mmm, tasty), the amuse you. cavity Stuff cavity with carrots, sliced long and thin. Pour on BBQ color yellow and the number 3 For some ungodly reason, sauce to taste. Put a layer of onions and thinly sliced potatoes on top. some of your number enjoy Wrap each squirrel thus dressed with two wraps of foil, sealing well— charging us and driving us off. do not puncture foil. Place the four servings on a double-burner gas Ha ha. Do you realize how grill with lid closed. Set on low temperature, and grill for 45 minutes, WORD OF THE DAY O 2000 AccuWealher. Inc much you raise our blood turning every 10 to 15 minutes. Serving dish garnish with parsley pressures when you do that? sprigs and serve immediately. **»> <±*»±&r*mk We can't take medication for CAVORT Can be served with sauteed potatoes and any fresh green vegetables. Sunny Pt CltxxJy CkxKTy Sno»wx» T-jiorma Ram fhjrrm Snow Ice the ulcers you cause. The Pronounciatlon: k&'vort VUAMtOGMtdP'ms wise, ancient squirrels have a Source srartaWteyEOU/iecipe 1. Michael testul BG News Function: intransitive verb tendencey to die of heart Etymology: perhaps alter- attacks from you heartless ation of curvet bastards. Date: 1794 THREE-DAY FORECAST No eating. Us, I mean. I I: prance: know the food prices on cam- Monday FRIED RABBIT IN BREAD CRUMBS 2: to engage in extrava- Saturday Sunday pus are a form of extortion. I know you're to stupid to for- Measurement Ingredient gant behavior; 3: what the page 3 staff age for yourselves. I don't 3 tbls. Milk care. Do you see many chip- loz. Flour does every night... muha- munks or pigeons? Of course %_. Salt haha. © not. You know why? Exactly. ■<,_. Black Pepper Mostly Partly Mostly And ixnay on the jokes. 4 lbs. Rabbit, cleaned Cloudy Cloudy Cloudy Bwoktok, a rabbit from the 1 Egg— lightly beaten Oak Grove faction, was pic- Its. Water SAY WHAT? High:84' High: 88" High:81" - tured in the BG News last year 3oz. Fresh bread crumbs Low:70 Low: 66" Low: 68" as part of a joke about Varies Vegetable oil "just what do you think hasenpfeffer. That week, an 4 Parsley sprigs unusual number of rabbits I do for a living? Joyce disappeared. Mithod: Place milk in one bowl and mix together flour, salt and pep- Brothers, I'm not. I'm ANSWERS We don't eat you, but we per in another. Dip rabbit in milk then flour mixture, coating thorough- ly. Set aside for 10 minutes all about conspiring, 0 (1 S■ 4 11 » TrBrR 1 1 M 1 could. Show some bloody Check this out boys and girls. respect. Combine egg and water in one bowl and bread crumbs in another. Dip dear, not counseling." i i i ill N N |o 1 b Oiv3N|*YU|S lW 3 V deem and without warning. Fry the rabbit pieces for 20 minutes or until tender when pierced with E! GOSSIP COLUMNIST But for now they're here, just e v oH: a l 3|i n ip n d We are not asking you to fol- a fork. Remove from pan and drain on paper towels. 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ON THE IMPLICATIONS Of SCIEN- TIFIC ADVANCES OPINION EDITORIAL Partiers ought to respect town "Court Street looks like a battle- and even in the lawns of home- YOU DECIDE my bike." as he holds up a not an excuse for us to neglect our But it'ssomebody's house, and we field." owners. Polaroid photo of three intoxicat responsibilities to our neighbors. have a duty as residents of Monday mornings, this state- Vandalism (like the soap in the Are student parties encroaching ed young girls flashing the cam- We don't denounce the stu- Bowling Green to remember that. ment (or versions thereof) makes fountain in front of the on the peace of permanent resi- era. Broken glass sparkles on the dents for partying. Part of the col The solution as we see it is sim- the rounds on the streets of Administration Building earlier dents? Send comments or con- sidewalk and there are muddy lege experience is socializing, and ple. Keep the partying in the Bowling Green, and for good rea- this week) and littering are just a cerns to bgnews@listproc bg- footprints in your mother's flower there are few better social lubri- clubs, bars and college apart- son. There aren't any bodies in the few elements of the terrorism that news.edu. bed. cants than alcohol. Taken in mod- ments. Easy enough. Don't throw gutters, nor bullet holes in walls University students wreak on the This happens every weekend eration, and enjoyed in a bar or in empty cigarette packs out of your nor tanks in the streets, but the city in the search for a good time. true nonetheless, doesnt it? in Bowling Green. The littering, one's home, there's no problem car window, don't toss your empty plight comes close. Imagine your house, in your vandalism, trash and trespassing but cleaning up the empties and beer bottles over your shoulder Now imagine waking up in the mopping the floor Sunday after- The residents of Bowling Creen hometown: Say you have a yard are reality. when you're walking down the morning. Your dad goes to get the noon. take note of the destruction of our and a swingset for the little sibs. People live here, same as we street (especially if you don't want community's sidewalks and and your dads shed and your paper and trips over an empty students live or lived in our home- But when the party stretches to be picked up for public intend- properties in the wake of every mom's flower garden. Your Sedan case of Bud Light. Your dog comes towns. across the city - and it does - peo- cation)and keep to the sidewalks. weekend. Friday's festivities and in the driveway underneath the into the house with cigarette butts Simply because it is a college ple besides one's roommate are Many of us students are only Saturday's jaunts to the clubs and basketball hoop and your mail- dangling from his lip. Your little town is no excuse for us students paying the price. . guests here for nine months out bars generally result in trash box across the street. Perhaps a brother walks in, and asks your to neglect the rights of the resi- It may not be at your own of the year. Let's not outstay our throughout the streets, sidewalks. slightly idyllic image, but it rings mom "What's this? I found it by dents we share this town with. It's house that the trashing occurs. welcome. Campaign drama prepares for next act Humans increase (U-W1RE) STILLWATER, Okla. - But he could bring wife Laura Now that a little time has passed WES onstage for a mid-debate PEOPLE since the two major party con- MALABY smooch, which grabbed a few ventions. America waits patiently points for Gore at the convention. ON THE STREET power over life U-wire columnist for the next phase in Campaign Point in fact, the following What will you be 2000. debate would certainly better fit The conventions and their debated against their own respec- the prime-time format. doing for Labor Day respective sensational side shows tive parry candidates. However, Any fans of the "Late Show" weekend? through science offered little out of the ordinary. the effort exerted at the primary know Dave Letterman has invited The protests in Los Angeles level is less than a national debate. both candidates to debate live were unusual in the fact that a If you tuned into the Gore- with Letterman himself acting as AT ISSUE Has a scienctific breakthrough finally dis- seemingly insightful group of Bradley debates, you were treated moderator. people gathered instead of the to a medley of mud-slinging and Gore hastily said he would par- solved the division between God and humankind? customary, disillusioned mob of name calling. ticipate in the event, but Bush is Something extraordinary and gang members. A little arm tweaking is to be again dragging his feet. Not that there wasn't the usual expected, but no one likes a whin- unique has recently happened in TIM Consequently, the chance of the scientific community. JENNY share of violence exchanged er. this particular debate happening between the police and the pro- Hopefully, the candidates will during this election year is slim at A couple of weeks ago some Opinion columnist testers. elevate above this childish behav- best. ElRON MILLER University researchers released It wouldn't be LA. if something ior and focus on the gaps in one The lack of formality that the FRESHMAN their results, making the gap didn't catch on fire. another's platforms. Late Show debate would certainly between man and god that much generally been contended that Convention excitement aside, What should you expect during present is enough to keep W. up at SECONDARY ED. more narrow. subject matter such as cloning Is the next substantial prime-time the next couple of months? night with cold sweats. 7 don't know what I'm Apparently they have isolated reserved for the realm of science events are destined to be a series The Commission on Letterman'sgoal was not to rec- in a controlled environment stem fiction. of nationally televised debates. Presidential Debates has offered doing this weekend. I'll ommend an alternative debating cells from bone marrow and man- No longer. They will undeniably have a three presidential and one vice forum, so much as it was an off- probably just try to set- aged to replicate them greater impact on the voting pub- presidential debate. Core has center skit for a good laugh. So far man has the human lic than the conventions had. taken a strong stance regarding tle in a little better. " Nothing major, right? genome project and making neu- Nevertheless, both candidates Hopefully they will give us what the proposed schedule, accusing Well, there is a slight wrench rons from bone marrow to list as we have all been waiting for — Bush of worming away from the stand to benefit from a "Late thrown into the equation accolades to boast about in refer- Show" meeting. the answer surrounding George challenge they present and push- It was somewhat misleading to ence to cloning. With the rapid W's performance as he faces Al ing W to agree to the commis- Abandoning the seriousness pace of accomplishment in the that traditional debates pose in say that all that they did was to Gore for the first time in a pivotal sion's itinerary. replicate the cells. field of DNA sequencing it is logi- encounter This obvious political tactic order to help reveal a truer per- cal to assert that this possibility Is What they actually did was Will Bush babble forth incoher- hopes to establish Gore as a sonality. Bush and Gore could only a matter of time as well. shed the stuffiness of past presi- transform them. To be-ever more ent nonsense and tuck protec leader — a duty low on the list of a Has man finally overstepped tively into the fetal position or VP'sjob description. dents. CRAIG SCOTT specific, they transformed them into neurons. his boundaries? make a valiant stand against the Additionally, Gore's public Clinton blazed new trails dur- SENIOR incumbent vice president? backing of the schedule should ing his 1992 campaign by blowing Now, what significance does Not a chance. Though ridiculed Gore's oratory ability far give him a slight advantage head- his sax all over late night, giving TELECOMMUNICATIONS this have to any of the students on by "liberalism" and "humanitari- exceeds that of the Texas gover- ing into the debates due to his him a youthful appeal. this campus, you ask? anism," reductionist thinking has nor, and Gore has had a captive apparent comfort with the forum. If either Al or George W follows "I will be doing a Well, do any of you have rela- shown that finite laws of nature national audience for eight years. Bush's greatest hope of gaining suit, a precedent to appear as a story for BG 24 News." tives whom are suffering from, make it possible to "calculate In addition. Bush's refusal to the debate edge is a proposal to man of the people will reestablish say, Alzheimer's disease, or through chaos." modify his speaking style will be completely abandon the current pride toward the White House. Parkinson's disease, not to men- By isolating subsystems in a under further scrutiny if he is style for an unconventional tion paralysis? controlled environment and sub- repeatedly tongue-tied in the method in order to generate high- Wes Malaby writes for the Daily jecting them to the process of trial O'Collegian at Oklahoma State Consider these, diseases or debates. er numbers among apathetic conditions of the past! and error larger laws are discov- Both candidates have already youth. University. ered and expounded on. It will still be awhile before the population at large reaps the ben- Where, now. is the distinct divi- COURTNEY efits of this breakthrough. sion between god and man? ROUGHTON These conditions will become Synonyms; one in the same. JUNIOR obsolete, let there be no doubt Through the process of evolu- UNDECIDED about that. However, creating - tion we have developed by adap- AWD NOW I'* and I emphasize the word "creat- tation and natural selection a very "I'm going home. I ing" - something from where highly organized brain. That is our UATE! Mt DAYCAA/'T there was formerly something strength, our niche. have to visit my sweet else in a controlled setting, and (£T AMY vVo|<5£ Won/.1 Survival of the fittest means little brother." implementing it, are two entirely those best suited to their environ- different things. The point that ment will pass on genes. The best needs to be stressed is that it is suited aren't always necessarily indeed only a matter of time those organisms endowed exclu- What kind of questions and sively with bnite strength. Our implications does this recent strength as a collective species is breakthrough elicit? our brain. I'll cut out the middle man and If god gave me my brain, he JENNIFER LAWSON do the thinking for you. must have some kind of sick fasci- For one. if man can take the nation with renouncing himself JUNIOR smallest functioning organic sys- via my brain. My strength and ENGLISH tem of every living organism and livelihood are contingent on that turn it into a distinctly different very gift which calculates and "I am reading the type of the same fundamental then condemns in the material narrative of the life of system, where do the limitations world. Fredrick Douglass. end? Seriously.' The answer — they don't! Tim Jenny can be reached at The sky is the limit. It has always tjennyiPbgnet.bgsu.edu.

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Man arrested in fake press release scheme wvw.bg;news.com A man suspected of putting out a bogus press release that sent a high-tech company's stock plummeting last week has been arrested The FBI said the man made nearly $250,000 on the scheme. Emulexs stock plunged as much as 62 percent in the minutes after news services ran stories based on the fake release. NM0N Science breeds computer offspring Cleveland teachers' ByMUTWWFORMM. not humanoid robots — they ASSOCIATED PRESS don't raise their eyebrows and demands continue A computer following the rules make you giggle. But what they of evolution has produced off- did do was autonomously ByAmyBrtiGrwts he said. "What are teachers spring for the first time, designing designed and manufactured.'' ISSOCIATtD PRESS WRITER worth?" and making simple robots with By having a computer create INDEPENDENCE, Ohio — Iisa Ruda, an attorney for the minimal help from humans designs using natural selection, Teachers and administrators school district, said parents The process could eventually researchers edged clo' ■» to solv- worked through the afternoon should be "prepared in the event revolutionize everything from ing two of robotics' biggest obsta- Thursday but could not reach an of a strike but should not be pan- manufacturing to space explo- cles: robots' lack of versatility and agreement on a key issue — icked. ration. their high cost of development. teachers' pay — in contract talks "We've been working very, very The 8-inch automatons did not Robots engineered by people aimed at averting a strike at mid- hard this afternoon crunching take over the world or even vacu- typically function only under spe- night against Ohio's largest school numbers. I wish I could say it was um the lab. Instead, they crawled cific conditions with limited abili- district something other than that," she across a tabletop, exactly as they ty to adapt to changing situations. Richard DeColibus, president said. were digitally bred to do, said A simple robot that vacuums a of the 5,000-member Cleveland The starting teacher's salary Jordan Pollack, a Brandeis home, for instance, could cost Teachers Union, said the teachers was $28,666 under the old con- University computer scientist. millions to develop and sell for had come down from their origi- tract. Teachers who have been in "It's not what our robots do that $5,000 after engineers figured out BABY COMPUTERS: Jordan Pollack, professor of computer science, left, and Hod Lipson. research scientist, discuss robots Tuesday. nal demand for a pay increase of 6 the district for five years and have is so surprising" he said. They're how to make sure it doesn't crash. percent a year for each of the next a master's degree are paid $37,741. three years. He wouldn't say how Both sides appeared intent on much teachers' demands had avoiding public comments that lessened. might harden positions. They Clinton vetoes estate tax repeal; GOP vows to override He said the district had coun- agreed in advance to let parents WASHINGTON — President House Cast Room, acknowledged country had lo fight two major armed forces remain capable of tered with an offer of 4 percent a know by 10:30 p.m. Thursday Clinton vetoed a bill Thursday the estate tax can hit some farm- conflicts at the same time it would executing" the military strategy of year for each of the next three whether schools would be open that would have gradually ers and small businesses hard, but run a high risk of increased casu- the Clinton administration. years. That's not enough, on Friday. repealed inheritance taxes, saying he said many Democrats favored alties because of shortfalls in the DeColibus said during a short If teachers go on strike, the dis- it would have benefited the tax law changes to exempt them ability to move, supply and pro- GOP goes after Gore in ad break in talks late Thursday after- trict said it would tell its 77,000 wealthiest Americans while without handing the richest 3,000 tect troops, the Pentagon said LOUISVILLE Ky. — Going neg- noon. students to stay home. Classes threatening the nation's financial families an average tax cut of $7 Thursday. In an assessment ative and getting personal, the "It comes down to the money," began last week. well-being. Republican House million apiece. required by Congress every three Republican Party is questioning leaders vowed a prompt veto months, the Pentagon said the Al Gore's credibility with a TV ad override attempt, hoping to keep Forces are ready for war military services are facing train- reminding voters about his the so-called "death tax" issue WASHINGTON — Most U.S. ing problems, personnel short- Buddhist temple fund-raiser and alive in the fall campaign. Clinton, combat forces ire ready to per- ages and aging equipment Even the time he took credit for the during a ceremony in the White form wartime missions, but if the so, it concluded that "America's Internet • Just a Short Drive From BG SPECIAL! • Large Selection of Frames Including Buy 1 Box of Some Unusual Hard to Find Styles Hydrovue Contact Lenses and | • Call for Current Student Discounts or Offers GET 1 FREE • Eye Exams and Contacts also Available 873-1184 26597 N. 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KEVIN SLEDGE: AEH Howard's Club H. 9p.m. NOW Writer VALVE: Howard's Club H. 9p.m. Poor freshmen. Yes, it's true that your first year of college is an WKEBOX SOUL: exciting one, but it's also a bit Easystreet Cafe. 9:30 p.m. overwhelming. In addition to get- This new sport ting to know the campus, pre- TOLEDO tending to like your new room- is a popular mate and figuring out which DAVID CROSBY and classes are ok to skip, college CPR: Citifest freshman also have to worry one around about bar etiquette. Btw many of die new students, this weekend SATURDAY will be their first experience with Bowling Green die whole bar scene. BOWLING GREEN I remember my freshman year and the first time I went to the with the course EV0L0TT0: bars. 1 was 18 and had a friend of Howard's Club H. 9p.m. mine's older brother buy nie a at Carter Park KATAN KLUB: beer. Two sips into the adult bev- Easystreet Cafe. 9:30 p.m. erage, my beer was taken away from me and I was kicked out of the bar for the evening. For about T01ED0 a month, that was a typical night out in BG for me. I finally gave up "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC: trying to drink at bars and waited Imagine the scene. It's the last hole Citifest until I turned 21. of a golf game between two friends. To save this year's group of A player stares at his daunting task - freshman from some embarrass- it's a 20 foot shot to the hole. His SUNDAY . ing bar moments, here are some opponent is ahead by a point, but if JENNIFER KNAPP: - tips when going out in Bowling he can make this shot, he has Citifest Green. clinched the victory. So, he compos- If 1 were a freshman again and es his thoughts, aims and shoots. OIT IF TOWN EVENTS had to redo my first bar experi- His disc flies through the air, in a ence. I would probably do things staight line toward its target. It catch- FRIDAY a little differently. Nothing es the chains suspended from the screams "bar fowl" louder than pole, and the disc falls with a clunk CLEVELAND seeing someone out on the dance into the metal basket below. 1 le has floor with a beer and two huge- won the game. BUCKWHEATZYDECO: ass X's on their hands. I don't rec- This doesn't sound like the kind of after the invention of the Frisbee in Green's own - an 18-hole course, A Taste of Cleveland. ommend underage drinking, but golf most are used to, does it? Well. 1964. According to the Disc Golf open to the public, located in if you are going to attempt the that's because it isn't just plain old , Association website Everette E. Carter Park. FAITH HILL andTIM (http://www.discgolfassoc.com), the "It's fun, competitive and relax- MCGRAW: feat you might want to wash the golf..it's disc golf. It's a game that has Gund Arena stamps off your hands before tak- been around for over 25 years, and it first official disc golf course was ing" sophomore Dan Kaderly, a designed and built in 1975, in Oak three-year player, said of the game. ing a gulp of a random senior's has a large number of players world- SATURDAY Bud light. wide, including many University stu- Grove Park in Pasadena, Calif. "It's good to just get you away from Now that brings us to the next dents And today, over 25 years later, the school every once in a while." : tip. Don't accept a drink from a "It's a lot like golf, just that you use sport is growing The PDGA Bryan Hamilton, sophomore and A Taste of Cleveland. stranger's Bud Light or any alco- I'risbees," said NickEsterline, junior, (Professional Disc Golf Association) one-year player, agrees that the holic beverage, for that matter. who has been playing the sport for organizes an annual tour, and game is relaxing and adds that "it's ROCKAPELLA: This tip is especially important about a year and a half. "It's fun, recendy held the 2000 Disc Golf fun to get outside, get outdoors, go A Taste of Cleveland for the freshman ladies out there. challenging and it gets me outside, World Championships in Ann Arbor, out with a few of the guys and lose a There is always the inevitable Mich. few discs." off the couch and drinking beer." SUNDAY story of the girl took a sip of a The rules of the game are simple. The internet has numerous pages However relaxing the game is, its random person's drink only to They are dissimilar to the rules of devoted to the game, from official players also show a great deal of BOYZII MEN and pass out for the rest of the night traditional golf. The goal is for play- sites discussing the history and rules competitiveness, as they all can LUTHER VANDROSS: and wake in an even more ran- ers to throw a flying disc - not neces- of the game to directories detailing readily name their best score to date CSU Convocation Center dom bed in New Jersey. OK, well sarily a "Frisbee," as the name is a the location of courses around the (Esterline and Kaderly each have a maybe the New lersey part is a bit registered trademark ofWham-0 - world. Disc Golf Courses Online nine-under-par game under their DETROIT of an exaggeration. 1 once knew a toward the "hole," which is a metal (http://www.DGC-Online.com) has belt). giri, we'll call her "Drunken Jan," basket with a net of chains suspend- over l,115descriptionsavailable in And so, any University students FRIDAY (I changed the name to protect ed above it. If the disc lands in the its course directory, listing courses interested in taking up this unique my often hung over friend) who sport have a readily available oppor- MONTELL JORDAN: basket or in the chains, that counts worldwide - everywhere from The Michigan State Fair went out on her first night in BG as a cup-in, and the hole is complet- California to Hawaii to Canada to tunity to do so. All they have to so is and wound up in Toledo with no head for Carter Park, and the first tee ed. As in traditional golf, there are Sweden, which houses 50 disc golf SATURDAY idea how she got there. You don't pars, tees and, usually, 18 holes to a courses alone. is in the shadow of the trademark want to be that girl. round. Bowling Green water tower. lust WEEZER and DYNAMITE Here's another little story Among the 29 courses the site lists The game was developed not long for the state of Ohio is Bowling bring your own Frisb...uh, flying disc. HACK: about that same girl. During our St. Andrew's Hall first night in BG, after I got kicked out of a bar and before she STORY BY JEFF McGINNIS wound up in Toledo, I ran into "Drunken Jan." She was sporting PHOTOS BY AMYJO L. BROWN a stamp from every bar in town. BG N EWS STAFF Now it's OK to go to every Bowling Green bar, but not in one night. You'll be here long enough that you can take your time get- ting to know the bars. Besides, it's pretty hard to wash all those stamps off your hand the next Weezer heads to the Midwest for tours morning. When you are out at the bars, Weezer returned to the sold out Weezer concert "Me and my friends were to be released in early 2001. the only things to debut dress however you want. Some at the Odeon Amphitheater kind of in close, then they "1 thought their new stuff with Weezer Wednesday people overdress at the bars and the Midwest with in Cleveland did not com- came out and 1 was thrown sounded great." said Senior however. Newly acquired others look like they just got back new songs and old plain. right up front," said Justin MS major, Ryan Hefner. bassist Mikey Welsh, for- from the rec. It doesn't really which hasn't Pierce of Kent, "It totally The first new song "Mad mally of the iulianna matter what you wear. Someone favorites this toured in the Midwest in rocked!" Cow" had a mellow sound, Hatfield 3, also graced the will love your brand new outfit Wednesday. the last three years received The level of excitement but still a Characteristically Cleveland crowd replacing from Gadzooks. Others will won- more than an enthusiastic stayed consistently high as Weezer sound, it was fol- the ever popular, and cur- der why you're not wearing reaction from the eager the band performed many lowed by "Too late to Try" rent front man of the By Tony Recniik of its catchy lyrically driven which was a little slower, Abercrombie. NOW WRITER crowd. As lead singer Rivers Rentals, Matt Sharp. However you dress, make sure Coumo walk on stage sang ballads. "My Name is Jonas" but picked up towards its For those wanting to you don't do one thing: wear Being one of 1000 plus the first line to "My Name is was followed by other fan climax. "Preacher's Son" experience an energetic, your keys around your neck. You people crammed into a hot Jonas," the pre-show fervor favorites "El Scortcho," "No was a little more up tempo great sounding show, while know the long rope like things wooden box like sardines reached its climax turning One Else" and "Why and catchy, but hard loosing two pounds in that you put your keys and wallet marinating in their own into a wave of absolute Bother." The only lull in the sounding "Superstar" stole sweat, Weezer will be sweat isn't a comfortable mayhem as the crowd crowd came when the band the show and is sure to end appearing in Detroit at St. COLUMN, PAGE 8 way to spend a Wednesday heaved forward towards the Sierformed four new songs up as one of the bands hits. Andrews Hall on Saturday 9 night. Those who attended stage. rom their next album, set The new songs weren't p.m. 8 Thursday, September 1.2000 NOW BG NEWS

Getting tipsy Documentary showcases Gingrich in Bowling

By JEFFREY McMURRAY Green ASSOCIATED PRESS WRIIER WASHINGTON — Filmmaker COLUMN, FROM PAGE X Michael Pack says il was pure luck that in his project to chroni- on and wear around your neck. cle six ordinary months in the life They are fine for going to the GT of then-House Speaker Newt or the rec, but not when you are out for the evening. It's also a very Gingrich, he turned up six extra- freshman look. You don't want to ordinary ones. make it too obvious that you're a When Pack's cameras started freshman. following the Georgia now. Freshmen can't know Republican in September 1998 everything One of the best parts during a dinosaur bone search in of being a freshman is that you Montana, the intent was to con- don't have much of clue and you trast this moment of relaxation are aware that you don't have a with an otherwise hectic sched- clue. Some of the bar secrets, ule. you'll just have to figure out for Uttlc did he know how vivid yourself. the contrast would turn out to be. Soon, the House would pon- der whether to impeach President Clinton, and Gingrich's Label grasp on one of the country's most powerful posts would unravel in lightning speed. Pack's blast 90-minutc retelling "The Fall of Newt Gingrich," airs at 8 p.m. "i-DT Wednesday on PBS stations. It's tough to tell who got the Latin better end of a pre-taping arrangement: Pack's behind-the- scenes access to fascinating Grammys political theater, or Gingrich's assurance the footage wouldn't LOS ANGELES (AP) — be made public until well after Independent music label the fact. 1-onovisa has criticized the new "Once people grant you Latin Grammy Awards, alleging a access, sometimes they forget bias against Mexican regional about the cameras," said the artists. Manifold Productions president, The label's general manager, Gilberto Moreno, told the whose credits include a docu- Spanish-language newspaper La mentary last year on the Rodney Opinion that artists associated King incident and another on the with Sony Music's labels and Gingrich-led Republican Miami-based producer Emilio takeover of 1994. Estefan are being favored over "We weren't news cameras. Mexican regional stars. They knew there would be at "This is a party between Emilio least a six-month lag; that they Estefan and Sony," Moreno told weren't in some gotcha journal- the newspaper in Tuesday's edi- ism trap." tions. The Latin Grammys, he said Still, perhaps the documen- "definitely don't represent Latin tary's most stunning revelation artists at all." was the presence of cameras Only five Fonovisa artists have themselves during sensitive been nominated among the esti- mated 200 nominees in 40 cate- closed-door leadership meet- gories. There are no Mexican ings, when Gingrich and his regional acts nominated in the allies hash out how to punish a Pfiotof npher Name BG New major categories, including president for lying about a sex act NEWT: Newt Gingrich is the center of a new documentary that will highlight his fall of power. album, record and song of the under oath. year.

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BG NEWS NOW MOVIES Friday. September 1.2000 9 'The Art of War* bores with routine plot, action now - this movie isn't it. extra detail doesn't go any- landing on a big inflatable Shaw is soon busted out Much is made of the fact Unoriginal script, "The Art of War" is yet where. The movie is meticu- dragon being dragged by a of custody by Chinese that all this is to stop the big boring action another trip into the seamy lous in how it sets up do/ens van driven by his fellow agents, who knock him out trade agreement. Okay, so underbelly of conspiracies, of potential plot threads, agents. Boy. can this guy and drive him around, hop- after the big final fight sequences sink government bureaucracy, and then it resolves only a keep a low profile or what? ing to put his prints on the scene, what happened to it? Wesley Snipes film. big business, and secret couple of them. The rest, Flash forward six months, murder rifle. Shaw comes to Did the agreement succeed? agencies. There's always big we're just supposed to forget and Shaw is just beginning and escapes, and the movie Fail? Did the vast conspira- figureheads and state din- about, I suppose, because to recover from his injures. becomes your standard On tors get what they wanted? If ners, an assassination or we got a big fight sequence, He's given a new assign- The Run stuff, with Shaw so, how is this any sort of ana you always end the finding clues, trying to put resolution? And who was byletlMcGinnis two, an agent caught in the ment - to monitor a Chinese wrong place at the wrong movie after the big fight ambassador who is in town everything together, not behind the whole thing, HOW HRI11K time, nis secret investigation sequence. for the signing of a big, his- knowing who to trust and anyway? where he learns How Deep The movie stars Snipes as toric trade agreement who not to, with the excep- The film is competently It must be said that a This Goes...you know. No Shaw, an agent for the U.N. between China and the U.S. tion of a U.N. Interpreter made and well-acted, with a movie doesn't care much one ever iust gets killed in who Has No Past, and who is There's a big charity dinner (Marie Matiko) who saw the decent cast and such, but in about character develop- movies like this - it's always sent in on covert operations honoring the ambassador, at real killer and whose life is the end it's all in the service ment and portrayal when that someone was taken when treaties and agree- which (of course), he's in danger, and thus becomes of a story which asks more the audience is unsure of down' as part of a vast, ments aren't going as killed. Shaw gets into a big Shaw's sidekick. questions than it wants to the lead's name for 3/4th of meticulous plot, with pin- smoothly as the IXN. would chase scene with the killer, It's all a big conspiracy, of answer. That'd be fine if that the film's running time. point timing & accuracy, like. The film's opening following him to the street, course, with lots of betrayals was the point, like in an Wesley Snipes, a great while still leaving just sequence shows nim where the cops, finding a and surprises, sneak attacks intelligent drama, but "The screen actor, is this lead in enough clues for the hero to uploading secret files, then well-dressed man with a and explosives, and lines Art of War" doesn't aspire to "The Art of War," and he figure out what happened. using them to blackmail a hand-held pistol, assume like, "You disappointed me, that high goal - it just wants plays the strong silent type The plot of "Art of War" is Korean defense minister they have their assassin. Shaw." But if you're going to to be a routine action flick well. But, then again, "I* no more or less complex into returning to a negotiat- Sure. As usual in movies like set up all these plot threads, with some "deep conspira- could play the strong silent than a dozen other big gov- ing table - all at the same this, the cops are idiots, save you should at least have the cies" added as flavoring. Too type well, with a competent ernment conspiracy New Years' party. He then for one police captain who courtesy to the audience, bad the flavoring is incom- enough director. Snipes' tal- thrillers, but what makes gets into a big fight and guesses at the truth, but still who are trying to follow plete and as a result, gu,ess ent has been waiting for a this one especially madden- dives off a balcony, para- pursues Snipes throughout along, to have them come to what? It's still just a routine real challenge for a while ing is the fact that all the chuting to the ground and the movie. some sort of a resolution. action flick. David Crosby, 'Weird AY set for free show in Maumee Famous folkster and CPR on hand. accordion loving, spoof from her 1998 debut Kansas. Danza Xplosion, Fighting and events are free. musical jokester to On Friday, David Crosby filled, polka fest on Saturday. "The songs have pop hooks Hellfish, Hand Over Eyes According to a Citifest repre- Currently, he is riding high that stick in your nead for and Sunarmed Uspects. play free shows with will be taking the stage with sentative there is parking local bands at Citifest his new band CPR. CPR was on the success of his latest hours." Knapp's perfor- Along with the concerts this weekend in featured on Crosby's episode album. RunningWith mance begins at 8 p.m. there are other events available in all city streets Maumee. of VH l's Behind the Music. Scissors. Among his hit sin- Many area musicians, Slanned for the weekend, and parking garages. There CPR takes the stage at 7 p.m. gles are "Fat," "Like a including Johnny Rodriguez, n Sunday at 9:30 p.m., will also be a wide variety of Surgeon," and "Eat It." Kerry Patric Clark & Band, there will be a fireworks dis- Jeff Pevar and lames food and beverages. Hours Raymond fill out the rest of Yankovic will be on stage The Queens of Harmony, play. Many Toledo radio sta- beginning at 7:30 p.m. Hepcat Revival, The Pill tions will he having simul- on Friday are 5 p.m. until 9 try Liu Bettinger the band's roster. Along with CPR and Bugs, The KGB Band and the casts of the display's music p.m. Hours for Saturday and MOO *mt[R Crosby is perhaps best Yankovic, Christian singer Inter-Denominational program. Another event is known as a member of Jennifer Knapp will be per- Worship Service with the the Toledo Classic 10K Race. Sunday run from 1 p.m. Crosby, Stills, Nash and forming on Sunday. Knapp "Let's Jam" Praise Band and There will be many events until 9 p.m. For more infor- This weekend in Young. Maumee things are going to recently released the album Larry Whatley. and activities tailored to the mation, Citifest can be con- "WeirdAl" Yankovic, younger crowd, including a get a little weird, but doiVt Lay It Down. Amazon com The Festival Stage, locat- tacted at (419)243-8024. worry, there will be some another Behind the Music said that the CD, "...is a sub- ed near COS1, will feature youth skate fest. veteran, will be bringing his tle, yet stellar leap forward," bands such as Sheep, Tony Admission to the concerts

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Forgive me for beating a dead horse. Also, forgive me for pointing out the obvious. Allow me to apologize for once again reiterating a fact that is well known throughout the BG cam- pus and community. Our intimate little 30,000-seat stadium across campus needs permanent lighting fixtures and we need them pronto. A real groundbreaking com- ment to make. I know. In fact, many of you probably will not even read past this line as you have already turned the page in the hopes of reading something that you did not already know. As I alluded to earlier. I proba- bly have not unlocked any hid- den mysteries by mentioning this MtPtWo topic, but installing lights at the Doyt seems to be a matter that Hail to the Falcons: Joe Alls and the Falcons will try to blow by Michigan the way Alls blew by Ball State on this 1999 play. While the Falcons are 30 point uncterdogs, they never quite makes it off the draw- believe that winning is a possibility. After a 5-6 season last year, this will mark the Falcons first step to regaining respectability. ing board. No matter how much of a factor it may be in the sur- vival of our Division I status, as well as our ability to Till vacant seats and provide an adequate home field advantage for our Falcon upset not A fan's guide to football team. But one fact will always remain, and stop me if you have heard this one...as long as BG the 'Big House' rests between Ann Arbor and Columbus, our football program likely, but possible Here;s some advice and the crowd might be will continue to have a horren- unavoidable. dous time attracting our local By Dan Ned offensive line is made up of on where to go and "You can't escape the crowd." Wolverine and Buckeye fans BG vs. Michigan ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR men. and John Navarre is a said Michigan senior and away from their ritualistic how to protect your- Yeah, the spread is 30 points. man. Are they quick, strong, Saturday 12 p.m. Perrysberg resident Fred Phillips, Saturday afternoon viewings of selves at the BG, We know. BGs beating fast, incredible? Yes. But they're Michigan Stadium (107.501) "And you're not gonna park. their respective teams on nation- That's the bottom line." al television and into Perry Michigan tomorrow is about as not indestructible. Ann Arbor. Ml Michigan game. likely as Re-Run. from What's Line:UMby30 , Stadium. Obviously, because BG Earlier this week, I looked Some Big House History is forced to schedule its games at Happening, marrying Nipsey Falcon quarterback Andy Sahm Radio: 88.1 f.m. WBGU ByDanNied So why does a big oval with approximately the same times In Russell. in the eye and asked him how 11am. Pregame ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR benches get so much attention? the afternoon as Michigan and But who's to say that Re-Run he thought BG would fare. He with Matt Bryan, Joe (tunes They don't call it the big house Well: Ohio State due to a lack of lights. and Nipsey won't have a loving and Scott Ward on the sideline. for nothing. Michigan Stadium looked right at me and said, - it's held over 100,000 people All one needs to do is go back life together? Stranger things is, by all accounts, a really big without a quiver of fear in his 154 straight times. toOct2.1999 wheriour so-called have happened, especially in house. Just a circle with benches voice, His team could win. Michigan is not the Almighty. -It is the biggest stadium in the Interstate 75" rival from Toledo the sports for 107,501 people to cram in "I believe They're a good football team United States visited us underneath the lights. world. "We'regoing up and watch football. Is it Heaven? that any team who knows how to win. BG is The Wolverines are 327-101- That night was the first time since Remember Not necessarily. For those of you there to win. We can beat not the serpent, trying desper 15 there since it opened in 1927 I have been here that I have seen the immaculate going to the game tomorrow, another team ately to out-duel their counter- -The Wolverines have lead the a near sellout at Perry Stadium. reception? That might be the only you'll walk in and find a 1 1/2 on any given part only to be shut down time nation in attendance 25 of 26 And for the first time in a long was amazing, people in the coun- foot space for your butt, sit there, while, football here at BG seemed day." he said. and time again. This isn't the years wasn't It? try who believe that, stand there, it doesn't matter, but Not a bad place, eh? enjoyable and special. If that Remember the "They lost bible, it's football, and football is that's your space for the next evening does not convince our Miracle Mets of but we believe in their starting much more unpredictable. three hours. Goin' to the game? University that we need lights, I 19 6 9? quarterback So watch the game on TV, go if Get used to it. do not know what will. ourselves." If you took the initiative to get Incredible! And and the you have tickets, but most Also, the Falcon faithful wear- After conducting a slight bit of tickets to tomorrow's monu- of course, there ANDYSAHM BC QUARTERBACX defense is importantly believe that this ing Orange and Brown should research, I found that it would mental event, you might want to young and team can do it. They represent beware of marshmallows flying cost BG approximately $700,000 was the know how to gel there: inexperi- you and the rest of the student from all directions. While the stu - to install four permanent light Olympic miracle on ice in 1980. Take 1-75 North to U.S. 23 enced. We're going up there body and Lord knows we're bet- towers around the stadium. that was on a global stage. dent section is more apt to toss north to 1-94 West. Get off at Ann expecting to win. We might be Given the well-known fact that So miracles do happen. I ter than Michigan. the pillowy, yet annoying treat, Arbor-Saline Road (Exit 175). BG receives a hearty payday of know this week, we've built the only people in the country Somewhere in the world you might get a few upside the Turn left and follow Ann Arbor- anywhere between $500,000 and Michigan up. They may be believe that, but we believe tomorrow, Re-Run and Nipsey head from unruly fans around Saline as it turns into main st. S700.000 to play a major non- almighty sixth ranked team in in ourselves and everybody on could be snuggling up together the stadium. Michigan Stadium is located at conference Division I school each the nation, but tliey're just men. this team and in this program and BG could be hailed as the So, with over 105.000 people at the northeast norner of Main season, it would seem fruitful to David Tenell is a man. their believes we can win this game." victors. the game, problems with parking and Stadium Boulevard. save a major portion of these large purses and invest in the installation of the lights and then schedule more home night games. At this point, it would only take Falcon soccer faces heat as season opens in Neb. two non-conference whippings By Derek McCord more Mike Tranchilla (5-5- to save up more than enough to "We have been waiting for this Modersohn. Modersohn played dent with our marking backs in S1AII WRITER Tony Malik and Adam Schokora I Vi,11 id senior Brian Mullen (4-8- light up the skies on Saturday moment since we lost to every minute for the Bears last It all comes down to this as the in getting the job done of sloping 16). nights in BG. In the long run. it Northern-Illinois in the first season posting an 0.84 goals Bowling Green Men's soccer round of the MAC tournament," Williams." In the offseason Mahler seems worth it to me. against average with eight team will get to hit the field for Mahler said. 'We have an unbe- On Sunday, Bowling Green moved Malik from forward to It needs to be admitted and shutouts anda 17-1-3 record. the first time this weekend. lieveable opportunity to go up Senior Bear striker Mike will play in the hostile stadium of defense and Zach Olson to the accepted right now. BG football tournament hosts Creighton, midfield this year In the hopes of The Falcons will begin the against two pre season ranked Williams will be looking to pro- will always play second fiddle to who is ranked 21st by the NSCAA. giving his team the opportunity 2000 season as the Diadora teams and showcase Bowling duce like he did last year by local Michigan and Ohio State "It will tie a wonderful enviro- to win more balls in the air, an Challenge in Omaha, Neb. where Green soccer against some top becoming the team's leading fans on Saturday afternoons. ment for our guys to experience," area in which he feels that his the temperature will be in mid to ranked teams." scorer with nine goals and 23 There is no way around it. That is Mahler said. "In a pre-season team suffered last season. high 90s. Bowling Green will get The Bears of SW Missouri points. why our Falcons should take game against Denver they had Redshirt freshman keeper to play Southwest Misssouri State are ranked 13th by the "They are a very good team flight after the sun goes down. By 3.000 people in the stands so it Is Mike Began will not be able to State first in the tournament on National Soccer Coaches that have a really good goalkeep- going to be very enjoyable." make the trip after suffering an Saturday. Head coach Mel Association of America. They are er and are well coached in a sim- The Bluejays will be using their eye injury In an unprovoked inci- , Lights. PAGE 2 Mahler said that it is good to get led In the front of the net by Pre- ilar playing style like ours," ball possession style by utilizing dent in dti^ntown Bowling back to work. Sejson All-American Mark Mahler said. "I feel really confi- their striker tandem of sopho- Green. « I *^N ■ ....,

BG NEWS SPORTS Friday. September 1.200011 Women's cross starts season journey Golf opens up links By Zach Baker team are juniors Robyn Gaier, Erica Gambacdni Fifteen girls are running for the have to wail and see." Invitational will be a good oppor- sun ■ RIICR SHU WRIHB Emily Hassen, and seniors Falcons Friday including two Sophomore Cyndi Bostdorff tunity to see what is in store for With the success of Tiger Jennifer Stiff and Kelly Carvin. As the women get ready for seniors and four freshmen. Wells was one of the top five runners the season. Woods on the PGA tour many Thomas has high expectations their first cross country meet is hoping that seniors Christine last year, but due to a stress frac- "I don't believe much in pre- new golfers, hoping to emulate for the upcoming season. today, coach Cami Wells thinks Thompson and Lisa Mariea will ture in her leg she will be unable season polls." Wells said. their newfound hero, have found "I hope the team will improve the girls have a good season lead the women to victory. Wells to run on Friday. Whether or not their way to the links. What they on their fifth place finish in the ahead of them. said sophomore Joy Echler has she will be able to run this season will find is that in order to be suc- MAC last season Thomas said." Last year was a transition year also been running well and will depends on what the doctors say. cessful at the sport, they will On the men's side, coach Gerry with Wells coming in during the be another leader at Mt. Pleasant. If the doctors don't think she'll be need a combination of determi- Winger will have all five players middle of the season and her With seven sophomores run- able to run tliis season then Wells nation, hard work and, of course, who competed in last years con- goals are just to improve on last ning on Friday and quite a few might red shirt her. ability. ference championships back on year. new girls, the Falcons are a young This year's BGSU mens and the squad. Senior Jon Smarrelli, The Falcons first meet of the team. Last year was a really big Notebook women's golf team will no doubt who had six top-fifteen finishes season is in Mt. Pleasant, Mich., freshmen class which will be A 10th out of 13 predicted fin- demonstrate all three of these last season, and tied for 12th at and consists of Ferris State. around for a while. Wells is hop- ish in the MAC preseason poll things. Fourth year woman's the MAC championships, will Central Michigan and Bowling ing they will grow and improve doesn't scare Wells. coach Kurt Thomas and men's lead the team. Justin Gillham will Green. Wells thinks the Falcons with the team. She just points to last year coach Gerry Winger will he look- also be counted on for another have a shot at a win. "We have a young team, but when the women were picked ing for strong seasons from their strong season. "We're hoping to go up there the freshmen looked good in 2nd and finished 10th at the end Flic Holo returning players, as well as a few Last year, he played every and win," she said. "It's a good practice," Wells said. "Some of of the season. Wells is hoping to new faces. round for BGSU, and had the place to start. We have a pretty them are capable of being the top finish this season better then last On the women's team, team's second best average. The good core group of girls." five to eight runners. We'll just year and the Central Michigan Starting Oven BG cross coun- try begins season at CMU Thomas will be looking for other returning players are junior repeat strong seasons from Brian Gerken. and sophmores junior captain Shannon Smith, Adam Balls and Andy Miller. BG SPORTS junior Angel Garrett. sopho- The team will also be counting mores Stephanie Elsea and All- on first year players Kris Kuccra PICK OF THE WEEK MAC 2nd learn member Shelley and Cam Smith, who came to Sure we think we know something Binzel. BGSU last January, but did not about college football. But do we The team, which lost three play in any tournaments last sea- seniors last season, will also be son. really? Here's the BG News' predic- PETE STELLA DAN NIED NICK HURM DANDAKICH tions. (Picks made without spread) made up of incoming freshman Winger speaks highly on (he Sports Editor Assistant Editor Assistant Editor Basketball coach Julie Wise, Jenny Schnipke and upcoming season. Kari Evans. "Our outlook is positive," he Prediction Michigan Bowling Green Bowling Green at Michigan Bowling Green Thomas expects them to step said. "Everyone worked hard #6 Michigan Score 35-17 27-13 24-21 19-16 up right away. Rounding out the over the summer." Rant Michigan will win BG stays close in I believe in mira- Coah calls great play. but BG can stay in first half. But cles. Knapp kicks Mdeod hits three at MICHIGAN 30 FAVORITE the game. Michigan prevails game winner. buuer. Oops, wrong spon.

Toledo at Prediction Penn State Penn State Penn State Penn State Build lights please Score 40-17 48-7 . 28-17 Penn State 49-7 Lights, FROM PAGE 10 ball for a few hours. Not a bad Rant Toledo has strengths Let's face it, the Could be closer if Joe Pa's cubby The way to end the evening... or start but State is out for MAC doesn't have a Ill's Chester Taylor Rockets have no the time kickoff rolls around, all the evening in some cases. PENN STATE 19.5 FAVORITE revenge after USC. chance this week. finds some holes. chance. of the Michigan and Ohio State If you install them, the will fans will have had their fill, and it come. will be time to focus on BG foot- #3 Alabama at Prediction Alabama UCLA Alabama Alabama Score 27-7 24-17 24-3 35-28 UCLA Rant Alabama is ranked The Bruins have The Bruins will start Tide Rolls, Bryant's high in preseason such pretty uni- where they left off comeback delayed E-mail a reporter today! ALABAMA 6 FAVORITE despite NFL losses. forms last season, losing

VYVVWyVWftWVVvVWWWWvVWvVyVVWWWM #25 Texas A&M at Prediction Notre Dame Texas A&M Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame Score 28-21 17-10 21-20 28-21 MVVVVVvV^VVVVvVvVWvVvVAvv^WVvVVvVvWvW Rant Irish need to win Can it get any Luck of the Irish Nuns told me "You bum against head worse for the Irish? prevails over more if you pick against the VVVvVVVVVVtfVVyVVV^^VVvVVVVVVvVVlflMMMWMft NOTRE DAME 2 5 FAVORITE coach's oW team. We'll see this year. talented A&M. Irish."

Louisville at Prediction Kentucky Louisville Louisville Tie Score 36-7 35-31 42-28 0-0 Kentucky Rant Wildcats "o" will I'll take the country Only UK could come I don't like either, I smoke defenders, fried steak for my up with a 295 lbs. can't root for either. KENTUCKY 5 FAVORITE even with large QB. fat QB friend. quaterback

Fresno State at Prediction Ohio State Ohio State Ohio State Ohio State #16 Ohio State Score 28-10 48-10 27-10 14-7 Rant The Bucks are back The Bucks were 6-6 Buckeyes don't have Bucks win but not by and ready to prove last year. Now, to worry about their enough. Fans angry OHIO STATE 18.5 FAVORITE people wrong. they're pissed offense...yet. early.

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