Volume IV. BRIDGEPORT, CONN., DECEMBER 16, 1932. Number 2. essor Henry F. White Pres. Cortright Well Known Explorer Tells Discusses Present Day Presides Over of Thrilling Adventures g»M A AM J Trends in Athletics Boston Group i n ATCÜ C a il vi i ropics . C C SOCCER TEAM Sports Head Evaluates Ben Re-elected President of New i&rold Noice Has Visited DEFEATED AND TIED BROTHER CAN YA efits of Amateur Com BY STAMFORD HY England Junior College Eastern Royalty, Savage petition. Council. SPARE A DIME Chiefs. In a sea of muddy water the Stam ford High School soccer team defeated President E. Everett Cortright of The term objective means a precise It seems that explorers are “going Junior College in a game played No Junior College attended the fourth an Know all ye people that the and realizable end. In contrast with the collegiate.” For, Harold Noice never vember 16 at Cummings Park, Stamford nual meeting of the New England Jun week of December 13-21 shall be term aim, which is more general and in wears a hat be the' weather ever so by a score of 2 to 1. During most of ior College Council in Boston, December clusive, the term objective represents a known to the students of our be stormy I And, his best friend is his pipe the game the rain fell in a steady down Mr. Cortright has been president of point of accomplishment along- the way. loved college as “Buy A Sticker which bears, by its scars, mute evidence pour, making fast, sure play next to im that organization for the past year. On Now athletics are considered as an as Week”. Buy .a sticker, ladeez and of the fact that exploring can be dan possible. But were our brave lads dis Friday he attended the meeting of the pect of education in all colleges, and gerous. They say Mr. Noice leads a couraged? Yes, they were. Some of New England Association of Colleges genulmin, puhleez buy a sticker. the objectives should be in agreement them couldn’t swim, and anyhow it was charmed life. He has been shipwrecked with, and give support to, acceptable and Secondary Schools at the Hotel Embellish and adorn thy car, books, twice and has lived to tell the tale. He pretty cold for water polo. Staffer. In the afternoon Samuel P. statements of educational aim. For the furniture, and all thy properties, has faced a wild, charging polar bear The Stamford lads, some” of whom Capen, Chancellor of the University of student who participates in intra-mural yea even thy person, with adhesive with a gun which failed to go off. He looked every day of their fifteen years, Buffalo, spoke on “Certain Problems athletics the objectives are much easier has escaped death at the hands o f a mad preceded the Purple Tide on the field in the Relation of Regional Associations banners of gpkest white and roy to measure, than is the objective of the shamman (Eskimo priestess) who had (the Purple Tide is J.C.C, by the way). to the Colleges’’^ and William W. Beat alist purple, to which combination varsity man. Usually no one cares a Their longer practice stood them in attempted to murder him for burning - great deal about the antics of the be ty, Superintendent of Schools, Bronx- of unspeakable beauty THE COL seal oil which is held sacred by the Es good stead, for they evidently knew ville, N. Y., addressed the council on ginner in muscular skills, but everyone LEGE SEAL adds dignity and kimo. Mr. Noice has photographed the every current and sunken rock in those A New Freedom for the Secondary is greatly interested in the performance waters. Our side started practice with authority. The purchase price is raging cataracts of the Vaupes River of the varsity man, and a great deal of School”. At a dinner given in the even customary abandon; first they abandoned one dime, a tenth of a dollar; the and was nearly drowned in the attempt, social judgment is also expressed. ing the presidents of four colleges as his camera was swept away and he the ball. They didn’t discover this for spoke: President Ernest E. Wilkins, proceeds will be devoted to chari The above facts present many per about ten minutes, but it didn’t make sought to rescue it. While he was en- Oberlin College; President Stanley ty, sweet, mellifluous charity. Satis plexing difficulties and obstacles. Train much difference. The ball isn’t an es route to Persia by air, the motor of his King, Amherst; President Robert D. ing for a varsity team tends to promote sential part of the White system of play fy your humane and aesthetic in plane went dead, and he nearly plunged Leigh, Bennington College; and Presi an attitude favoring clean living and a which depends chiefly upon power and into the Mediterranean Sea. dent Louis J. Gallegher, Boston College. stincts at one fell swoop, and howl self-discipline for successful athletic the hope that the referee may be near- Yet, Harold Noice longs for the time On Saturday, December 3, the Junior not, o ye misers, at the price. ends, although there is not one iota of ighted. when he will be able to bid good-bye College Council met at 9:15 A. M. The scientific datum to prove that they ex to this civilized land of ours and plunge Then the game started. Now soccer is meeting was opened with a business ses tend into general dualities or have any into the dark jungles of the south or just like hockey, except that the rules sion, in the course of which the officers’ transfer values. O f course this training mush over the frozen ice fields of the are different, the players are unarmed reports were heard, new business taken BASKETBALL SEASON for a varsity team is a program of prac north with whip cracking over twelve save for their cleats, and it may be care of, and institutional members elect TO GET UNDER WAY tical hygiene and, therefore, acts as a played anywhere on land or .sea, pro husky dogs. moral prophylaxis through the athlete’s ed. President Cortright was reelected viding of course that the players’ heads IN A FEW WEEKS “You pride yourselves on the fact that preoccupation with cleanly directed president of the council, Miss E. E. Mc- are above water. Well, the game went Clintock succeeded Agnes M. Stafford you have reached such a high degree of sport. on ; Bill Glass taught the Stamford team civilization,” said Mr. Noice, “but many as vice-president, and H. Leslie Sawyer Early in November Coach White is all he knew about football; we can’t say of your customs are much more idiotic SCHOLASTIC COMPETITION? succeeded himself as secretary-treasurer. sued a call for candidates for the boys’ whether they appreciated it or not. At than the Eskimo taboos. Every unwrit Furthermore athletic competitions be At the conclusion of the business ses basketball team, and a large number of the end of the second quarter, in which ten law of the North has sound, com sion » memorial tribute was paid by men turned out Practice is held sev tween colleges tend to break down col the referee helped tempus to fugit con mon-sense behind it, which is more than Guy M. Winslow to Vice-president Ag eral times a week in the Bassick gym lege conceit and narrowness. However, siderably, Stamford achieved a goal. can be said of your written laws.” nes M. Stafford of Westbrook Junior nasium. With several experienced play if teams are too successful, they may During the second quarter the boys College who died during the year. ers on hand the outlook for a really foster unwarranted pride. The public played soccer; at least that’s the only ARCTIC EXPEDITION FIRST Visiting presidents were heard from successful season appears bright Gil are well informed as to varsity athletics way we can describe it. In the last next. At 10:30 a round table discussion: Diorio, a veteran of last year’s team, is Few people realize how large a part at our institutions, but quite uninformed quarter Tartaglioni of Stamford wafted Economic and Educational Prob the captain, and is expected, to hold Lady Luck plays in the moulding of ex regarding the fine work in history, sci Stamford’s second score of the day lems" took place, followed by a roll call down one of the guard positions. Clin plorers’ lives. At nineteen, Harold ence, English, and other academic work. through the goal posts and quite gently of institutional members. Later on in ton Standish, a former Y star, and Noice had a burning desire to prospect Perhaps it would be helpful to presi floated after it on his stomach. And the morning, Katherine M. Denworth Buddy Clarke, the former Central Cap for gold in the towering Andes Moun dents if they had such competition in then in the last two minutes of play our reviewed the recommendations concern tain and star will play in either for tains and to live with the uncivilized academic subjects; it at least would be brave lads outran the referee and; clus ing junior - colleges in the Carnegie ward or center positions. Rock Valluzzo, Indians on the headwaters of the Ama of great help in considering promotions, tered aroimd the Stamford goal iii the Foundation’s report on “State Educa A1 Bobowick, John Turner, and Art zon. To achieve this end, he entered a developments, replacements in purely darkness. Glass is alleged to have tion in California” ; and Roy M. Hayes Goldman, all experienced players, make technical school and took a course in academic departments. scored. Our large rooting section went and Marion Coates Graves led a gen up the rest of the first team. mineralogy. Little did he realize that O f course, varsity athletics have (like wild with joy; in fact, they were, be eral discussion on: “Vocational curri Manager Zimmer has lined up a well six months later he would find himself Topsy) grown without any educational side themselves (they had to sit that cula in junior colleges—how far these balanced schedule with leading prepara hunting the treacherous whale of the direction; as a result, they seem at times way to see the game). The score and are valid; dangers of abnormal empha tory and high schools. A practice game Arctic Ocean. This was his first great rather insecure. The values that are line-ups, ladies and gentlemen: sis ; may a junior college become wholly has already been played with the fast adventure. Others followed in whirl derived from varsity athletics: vary with Stamford Hellcats Purple Tide vocational ?” The council adjourned its and experienced Y team, which defeated wind succession. At twenty-one he the leadership of coaches; and the G. ____ R yba W ynne meeting at noon. Junior College, 45-24, in a fast contest. joined the Canadian Arctic Expedition. coaches are tempted to seek other than R.F.B. Belanch Glass For the next two years he traveled over educational values because of uncertain C.H.B. DeVita Anderson 3,000 miles on foot! And, it was at this tenure of office, increased pecuniary re R.H.B. Wahlberg Cody T E A DANCE time that Mr. Noice had the honor to turns associated with' winning teams, L.HJB. Pinckert P. Clark FRENCH CLUB be the first white man to step on Meig- and the flattery of press and public. 0. H.F. Benzyk Goldman han Island. Mr. Noice dashed into the No professor of English is judged 1. R .F . O hm D io rio The annual Christinas reunion of the The French Club, numbering about Arctic Ocean north of Siberia in 1923 by the number of Ttiackerays, Shel C.F. Lindsay Bobowick Alumni Association of Junior College forty students, has expressed its desire at the head of the famous Wrangel Re leys, Keatses, or Byrons he develops, (C a p t.) will be held December 27, it was an to co-operate with the German Club in lief Expedition. Later, he paddled up but the coach is judged always by his I.L.F. Tartaglioni G. Clarke nounced at a recent meeting held during the play it intends to give soon. It will the Orinoco River after visiting the dan winning results. Regardless of whether O.L.F. Roxburgh Greenhalgh the Thanksgiving holidays. Arrange aid on committees, help move furniture, gerous Tariano Indian country, and or not his players are well coached, are Goals: Lindsay, Tartaglioni, Glass. ments have been made by the following and give advice. They hope to make made his way to the Caribbean Sea, smart, are good clean sportsmen, the Referee: Stewart. committee : Samuel Liskofsky, president ; the German play as successful as was studying; photographing, and living the measure of winning still remains the Bernard Shapiro, treasurer; Evelyn An the French one last year. life he desires. sole criterion of success. This attitude The two teams mentioned above, one derson, vice-president; and Virginia While the French Club is hot planning Mr. Noice has visited Egypt, Persia, can be corrected only by the educators of which represents Junior college, met Mackey, secretary. to give a play as extensive as last year’s, themselves. Strangely enough over-em Bagdad, Turkey, Greece, Algeria, in a return battle at Seaside Park, No It was decided to accept the invita it expects to have numerous playlets in France, Italy, Palestine, Colombia, and phasis is far more marked in our high vember 30. The score was a tie, neither tion of President E. Everett Cort which all of its members will have a Venezuella making motion pictures for schools than in our colleges. team, of course, winning, as is the case right to hold an informal afternoon tea chance, sooner or later, to show their Pathe. EDUCATIONAL VALUE with a tie. In the last minute of play dance in the auditorium of Junior Col acting ability. These plays will be given both teams scored. No one has been lege on Alumni Day, Tuesday, Decem in the Assembly at every other meeting He flew by plane across rugged, snow- All o f the moral values that are inher able to discover what the boys were ber 27. and will be only for the benefit of mem covered mountains to visit a famous ent in athletics may be grouped under the doing the rest of the game; they are Preceding the social activities the an bers. personage of the East, His Imperial beading, sportsmanship. Captain Percy willing to talk, but not for publication. nual business meeting will be held, at Majesty, Reza Shah Palavi, King of R. Creed, the founder o f the Sportsman which time officers of the association Persia. In the ruler’s palace, Mr. Noice ship Brotherhood, in a stirring article GIRLS' BOWLING TEAM will be elected for the coming year. Re ORCHESTRA was honored and feasted, and he is the writes: "To anyone who cares to stand ports will be read by the various officers. first white man to make motion pictures back from the picture and look at die of the exquisite interior of a Persian The enthusiasm with which the bowl Professor Pierre S. Zampiere is ad essential outline of the happenings of viser of the organization. The newly organized orchestra, in col mosque with its quaint mosaic, passages, ing teams rolled up their first scores the last twenty-five years it should be laboration with other musical groups of and fountains. last September continues to maintain plainly visible that the miraculous de the Junior College, will render its first itself at the Y. M. C A. alleys every Later, Mr. Noice bought the famous velopment of sports has been the gift of SOPH DANCE concert on Dec. 20th. The orchestra Friday afternoon. In fact, bowling has expedition ship, “Challenge”. As its Almighty God, a potential blessing for members have worked diligently under become so popular -that a few of the Captain he sailed East along the coast man to grasp in his struggle upward. In the Sun Room of the Stratfield the leadership of Mrs. Weingarten in boys have been known to indulge. Those of North America spending three years Herrin lies a medium for reaching the Hotel, December 3, the Frosh gave a preparing a fine program. In addition who haven’t the wherewithal content as ethnologist among the blond Eskimo hearts and minds of millions of the hu very pleasant dance for the Sophomores. to the orchestral numbers there will be themselves with furnishing the grand tribes in Coronation Gulf.’ He learned man race, not through their preachers, Francis Donnigan, class president, was several solos and quartet renditions. stand element However, according to their language and customs and is rec leaders, and intellectuals filtering slowly general chairman of the committee. He Those taking part are violins: Mary popular opinion, the girls do better with ognized, to-day, as an authority on the and reluctantly from above to the mass was assisted by Helen Moorey, who had Pasteur, Howard Lee, Robert Dietrich, out the aid of "kibitzing.” The two native Eskimo. Here, in Coronation es, but a medium which establishes a chaise of the arrangements; Frank An Louis Szabo, Myles Reilley; clarinets Gulf, the “Challenge” dropped anchor, highest scores taken on December 2. derson, chairman of die place com Arthur Goldman and Dudley Swain direct contact between young and old, and an exploring party went ashore in give the honors to Emma Kuksar who mittee; and Benjamin Frauwith, who flute: Dorothy Atherton; cello: Phillip (Continued on page 4.) rolled 118 and Lil Reilly with 109. arranged for the musk. Spalla; piano: Margaret Sniffen. (Continued on page 3.) Neve* put o il ostll Meow what fou can do weeks f tom todai I o a ay ae mrtd eif rm h tdos i-er exami mid-year tedious the from relief merited rate, any at . ion Jn. ieie hy eae anucmn utl h ls minute. last the until announcement delayed they Likewise •June. ut e rga s. program y a D y v a N re tu fu geles Times” and its host o f intelligent and astute readers. The least least The readers. astute and intelligent f o host its and Times” geles a grateful nation can do to show its appreciation is to call on these these regarding on call suggestion to for is Capitol the saved appreciation almost its who show geese modern to do can nation grateful a appropriate. be will be there if economist, foremost world’s the by debts war the on to have should we football, college day present of approve we not or l, t hc fl atnac hs huhfly en sue, s a as assured, been thoughtfully has .attendance full which at bly, ltigo Sine Te acl vn old h eiet o An Los “ eminent the fooled even rascal The Science. of clothing Einstein. from Professor radical and withholding in subversive the shores succeeded defenceless almost our efforts tireless whose women by or alone hands enter the by propelled is completely which ball, and inflated a large with important illogically give to Satur autumnal afternoons con golden, day will on like Irish, pausing teams land, the Fighting through office) the travel to Panthers, tinue box the Pitt the of that Gaels, (save Galloping sense and the learning, common of higher laws all of of institutions our in popular Football” become King “ chance title the the to long flock will so people just bill, the that fill can means football bril stadia—which a college as enjoy long anything), As mean receipts gate (if persons other few a lecture a to listen than Garden, the in scrap play-off, tie lightweight cup a game, good a or Dame-Army Notre the attend rather would down. thumbs turn od lc t ae oieo it. of notice take to place good oblivion. of limbo the for candidates worthy doubt, no are, them of usle, u fr u aaei posterity. academic our for but ourselves, which schools. other jobs from students summer of prey the scarce been have those will weeks for two for hunt to loose turned are sophs The schools. other by enjoyed that than shorter days seven to four is They alone of all our valiant defenders spied the wolf in the sheep’s sheep’s the in wolf the spied defenders valiant our all of alone They played sides hands." opposing and feet both two between game a “ of exhibitions taining defiance in that, hope secret our is it them, among out break sanity skill. and speed masterful of with exhibition an common in spectacle, e, W colorful liant, seek. to far not is reason The person. a such whether to as directly us to put were question the foot If hypocritical the “ . term racket” they ball what against editors Spectator bia ae oesr f el t ti n. ugs tewel assem weekly the suggest e W one. this to reply of sort some make review. useless on waste hardest obviously are subject one but in exemption merit who people the of value the to much add hardly could term all prepared well schedule for this year is already fixed, we make this plea, not for for not plea, this make the we As fixed, 1 J already ? une on is year approximately this year for school schedule the up holidays, wind Easter and to Christmas and our lengthen to gained thus impetus grad our have to nice be may It recess. Easter the of true is same However, we believe, with all due respect, that the faculty should should faculty the that respect, due all with believe, we However, to time least thé have they for matter, this in fact, coyness In faculty by hit grades. good goodly get A have consistently not, we or which team in first conclude. dean’s subject to the pet on some likely play is we Student whether us, of Average number the as ligtfe, ing course. for claim this with disagree we While test. final a without fairly evs As,i ilb temdl o ue eoe h nwgas and grads new the before June of middle the our be to will time it extra the have Also, and Syne should selves. Lang we but Auld the session, in areforego to we prefer while us visit and back come uates likely to admit that a last minute review of work which had been been had which be work would of review pedagogue minute Mencken’s last a Mr. that Even admit to likely amiability. this of port could profitably be devoted to subjects in which he had not been been not had he which in subjects the to of fortunate. devoted so beginning be the at profitably of could instead over is term the for work class opin- our in has, term the during work B grade high or A done consist ently has this¡student a: is who it stated Briefly ponder. to time of ny h ms cabd ot f esnn cn e asald n sup in marshalled be can reasoning of sort crabbed most the Only him mark to impossible is it dasswork, student’s a of excellence the that time reviewing needless in waste not may the he when that exemption so his exam, of told be should he Furthermore nation. plenty have may they which over exemptions, regarding faculty the in Ee s, mjrt o te rfsoit ae xmtos last exemptions made professoriat the sugges of the majority of a part first so, the Even waive to tion. willing are we reasons, many to suggestion a make to like should we but holidays, Christmas the Vol. IV. Bridgeport, Conn., December 16,1932. No. 2 No. 16,1932. December Conn., Bridgeport, IV. Vol. age o w T e g 'a E S W e ought to feel gratitude to that band of noble, right minded minded right noble, of band that to gratitude feel to ought e W Yet we like football with all its big time paraphernalia. W e e W paraphernalia. time big its all with football like we Yet n sot ie e hl etr pn h Crsms aain it vacation; Christmas the upon enter shall we time short a In hud h Egih da f4i gm fr h gm’ sk per sake game’s the for game 4fie of idea English the Should And this matter of exemptions does not merely concern the shin the concern merely not does exemptions of matter this And ic w gt wy o.a od tr i Spebr h nt use not why September in start . good to a away get we Since aewthdwt ige elns h fgto h Colum the of fight the feelings mingled with watched have e W Editorials have a way of being written and forgotten; and most most and forgotten; and written being of way a have Editorials W e realize that some of the faculty will say that, regardless of of regardless that, say will faculty the of some that realize e W It may be bad taste to bring up the mid-year exams just before before just exams mid-year the up bring to taste bad be may It ulse By h Suet of h Jno Clee Connecticut. f o College Junior The f o Students the y B Published OE L OOTBALL.” FO IL V A D OLE T A D “ uies Board Business ieay Board Literary aut Avsr rfso Cats . 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the. form for which if is fitted. Her EXPLORER DESCRIBES next work, we hope, will be farther along on the road she was travelling be LIFE OF ADVENTURE fore “ Death comes for the Archbishop". (Continued from page 1.)
Grant land Rice and Harford Powell, be long-boat. Archaeological excava r. have compiled in thefr “Book of tions were made for relics o f prehistoric Sport” what they consider to be the culture of the Northern tribes. Success sporting masterpieces of every age. crowned the adventure, and Mr. Noice There are selections to please the palate brought bade many specimens which, to of both the literary and the sporting: gether with a complete ethnological col the wrestling matches from the fifth THE lection of Eskimo artifacts and clothing book of the Aeneid, Hazlitt’s classic in use at the present day, are housed in description of the bout wherein the Gas CRITIC the Museum o f the American Indian in House Man went dow n to defeat, side New York City. by side w ith juvenile dithyrambs on Harold Noice has spent eight winters SEES football, and many more equally inter and -seven summers in the ice-bound esting selections to please and entertain \rctic. He has written a book on the the curious, including selections from Antoine de Saint Exupery, practically North, and shortly after its publication Ring Lardner’s minor classic, “You unknown in the literary world, is one o f he undertook Command o f the' Wrangel Know Me Al”. Although we would not the most significant o f the younger gen Relief Expedition. This expedition's vouch for it, it is our impression that eration of writers, if past performances trip into the Arctic will be remembered gentle Izaak is missing from the section mean anything at all. A t any rate he is as one o f the most spectacular feats in on piscatorial trapping. the most promising o f the younger the history of Arctic exploration. Only French novelists. In the crystal clarity one survivor was ' found by Mr. Noice The movies, or the cinema if you of his style he superficially resembles and, when picked up by the rescuers, like, continue flat, stale,, and unprofit Andre Gide, but he writes with far more was raving mad because o f hunger and R e a d able ; we ought to know because we go feeling and humane perception than does cold. She, for an Eskimo woman a couple o f times a week. However, we Q u a l it y Gid£. The usual time smooth critical ap- proved to be the only survivor, told a still refuse to play bridge. pelations are quite inadequate for his tale o f horror, misery, and fortitude. This price Is remark second book “ Night Flight”, which has Many o f the members o f the ill-fated ably low for such W e view the present craze for pre just appeared in translation. expedition had died, some had wandered senting sporting and radio movies bol coats. They have fash The story, of the French directed off into the wilderness, half-crazed with stered up with actual headliners in this ion, warmth and are South American air mail service, is al hunger, and the remaining few had type o f endeavor with a vast deal o f in the most practical coats most classical in its unity. The action st ruck-out overland and were never terest because o f the large number o f that young modems takes place between dusk and dawn, os heard o f again. political epics which are currently on ex tensibly in the main office at the flying ‘Jungle Redmen” is a forthcoming can have. Semi-fitted hibition. Since there are people evil hook by Mr. Noice on the natives o f polo type with patch field at Rio, in the cabin o f the ill-fated minded enough to asset t that a goodly Patagonian mail, and in the houses o f South America. His ethnological ex pockets. portion of our patres conscripti are, for two o f the pilots; really in the minds, peditions to the Tariano Indian country all practical purposes, rogues, scoundrels, were sponsored by Harvard University. or souls if you prefer, o f the little group and fools, (and the political extravagan Mr. Noice travelled alone most o f the o f people helpless in the grasp o f the zas so far produced seem to support this time with his motion picture equipment, fact that the mail for Europe must leave view) we have been watching with fas feat o f magnitude in the annals o f at two o ’clock. The slender, invisible cinated horror for some intrepid pro cinematography. He travelled through strahtTof the radio with its heartbreak ducer to announce an expose of Capitol dense jungles by way o f rivers, using ingly incomplete communication, as all Hill, with some o f the .-enators and con READ’S dugout canoes and guided by natives. communication must inevitably be, binds gressmen who were thrown out of work His book and pictures . on the South the story together. by the recent cataclysm figuring promi American Indian are fine pieces of living Riviere, th,e superintendent, heroic nently in- the cast. with the heroism which commands sub literature. Lunch at the EVERYTHING ordinates to take risks which one .can In Harold Noice are combined quali not take oneself, is the outstanding SPORTS CHATTER fications rarely found in one man. As STATE DINER F o r T h e character o f the book. W orn with re (Continued from, page 2.) ethnologist and explorer, writer and lec EL,WOOD & SON. Prop. CAR sponsibility, he has found that because turer, linguist and hunter, he is well in he loves his men he cannot be just with 1075 STATE STREET a n d Just suppose: if Notre Dame decisi formed on travel and exploration. He them—that “ if you hold men responsible has produced many thousands o f feet vely defeats Southern Cal., and S. C. Our M o tto: RADIO for the weather, the fog lifts sooner should beat Pitt in the Rose Bowl game, o f adventure and travel film. His know and accidents are reduced”. It is a book ‘Clean and Good Food” who would be the positive gentleman to ledge o f camera technique is great, and The o f strange, undassifiable beauty; a com declare Colgate or Michigan the actual his artistic handling o f subject material plete, if tardy answer to “Dada”. M otor Equipment Co. national champion? is unsurpassed. Chase & Sanborn Coffee Adventures and glamor, color and peo w ith W all and Water Sts. In a time when financial difficulties ■ U W e may be wrong, but we think that ple, all make his life a thrill 1 Dewhirst Cream have caused it to give up the purchase Phone. 5-1069 those massed spelling bees that college “ The most amusing incident in my of nearly all fiction save detective stor students in the Far West indulge in at travels? Well, one winter, while living ies, the Burroughs Library is to be con football games are very disgustful. ith an Eskimo tribe, the supply ship gratulated upon the continued acquisi failed to break its way through the Fraser Bros. Market tion of good non-fiction material. “A COMPLIMENTS Coach White in his professorial mo jagged ice pack. Our only supplies con Print Lover’s Hundred”, compiled by ^Of ments declares that n o . game in which sisted o f the seal meat which had to be High Grade Meats and Thomas Carrington, and published in the participants do not have a good time hunted, and barrels o f prunes. W e a limited edition by the. William Rudge Groceries COLLINS & LEARY worth playing. According to his pre stewed the prunes and let them ferment Company for Knoedler’s, can hardly be scription soccer must be ace high; any The drink which resulted proved of 292 Wood Ave. Bpt., Conn. AUTO SUPPLIES missed by any with the slightest leaning how it is So amusing that Buddy Clarke great value in keeping our little band toward art. As this is the first series, had to sit down in the mud at Stamford arm and alive through the long, bleak there can be no caviling if some favor OOOO0
I PROFESSOR H, F. WHITE! DISCUSSES ATHLETICS I XMAS SPECIAL YEAR AFTER YEAR (Continuad from p a g e 1 .) OVERCOATS, SUITS Our customers return to M fw T O P C O A T S their Christmas Jewelry, rinMfnl a t obtaining the highest quality at Who are the two freshmen that can the wise and simple, the rich and the resssnshle price». do those Physics experiments better poor, both sexes and all ages. If de $12.97 ♦ban Prof. Ballou? mocracy means anything at all its dy R«*. namic power and justification must de MARVIN-MAJESTIC Henry C. Reid A Son Were any surprised at their reports? rive from its spirit, and not from the CLOTHES Jew eler« W ere th ey? political theories, laws, or constitutions in which the system is expressed.” 79 Fairfield Ave. You kissed and told; Appreciation of fine clean play and Open Evenings. 1134 Broad St. But that’s all right,— AUNT kindly attitude is a very definite educa The one you told tional objective, and St is being taught Called up last night MINNIE in some places. Contrast golf, tennis, ^OOOOOOOtKHCH>OOOOOO 0 O O < H W > O 0 OOOOOOOOOaOOOOOOOOOOOOOI»Og bowling with baseball, football, and Speaking of osculating— you lcnoi basketball. See the courtesy o f play and “ Keep OsculataMe”—I see that the girls Dear Aunt Minnie: conduct in the former and the hysterical of Northwestern University refuse to be The boy friend is a policeman. While rooting, official baiting in the latter. kissed by the boy friend on their first he is not handsome, he seems to have Well, the former have customs built date. The main reason is that the boy that indefinable something which at around them; the latter have grown up friend may not come back for more. tracts me. Can you explain it? without educational guidance. Hotcha. I’m glad I go to J. G C Of course, dear child—there’s alw ays something arresting about a cop. What’s this world coming to, anyhow ? Minnie, old ked: By the way, if I ever run short o f What's good for a stiff neck? topics, that fresh[man] Pareles can al Yonrtellinme. ways be converted Into news. A little rubber now and then.
The Literary Digest tells us, “ At the Dear old hen: morning service Dr. Holcomb will dis What’s the basic cause o f unemploy cuss, *lf the Depression is Disappearing, ment? I just knocked my math-final cold. What Lesson have we Learned?' Mrs. ..Communist. Yeah? W. L. Walker will sing 'Search Me, O N o work. Yeah, way below zero. G od.'” Seat o f W isdom : The next time that I borrow money, My new bridge work fits too snugly. BASKETBALL it will be on the European plan! What to do? Eyeteeth. Although the girls have yet to play Well, anyway, Hoover served the four Simple—just invest a nickel in a Bar- I their first game this season they are longest years o f any o f our presidents. num and State Bus some morning. coming out regularly to practice, which makes a position on the varsity a mat France has a school where men learn Charming relative: ter of keen competition. This year to duel by firing at iron dummies. In What is your opinion o f the beer sit Coach White is : particularly fortunate the event that they must acquire new uation ? j in having some Sophomore stars who targets may I suggest the freshman Ale. made their debut with the team last class o f J. C. C.? If you'll allow me to “ speak in the year. Another factor which should spell vernacular”— I think it’s full o f hops. “ victory” for J. C. C. is the enthusiasm The snail has a thousand teeth, says displayed by the Freshman girls in try a naturalist Its rate o f progress al Dear Aunt Minnie: ing out for the team. They are decidedly ways suggests that it is on its way to the What do you think of a girl who basketball-minded. We understand that dentist manicures her nails during class? I Janet Gillespie, one o f oUr Freshman Nutzee. j athletes, has played basketball in West- Prosperity is here again. Burglars are Don’t be too hard on the poor child; port. Then too, the younger Kulcsar once more beginning to break into busi she evidently expects to make a great sister has a lot to maintain, since Betty ness establishments. clean-up on her college education. is setting the pace. Good luck, Emma! As for the Sophomores, Captain “Lil” Germany is so broke she has to build Reilly and Manager Mildred Lane have another battleship to keep her mind off the situation well in hand. If you don’t her bankruptcy. America should try AUNT MINNIE SAYS: believe it just watch Lustig and B. Kul that When they start putting mayonnaise csar. Everything under control? Up to date, no definite schedule with Then there is the story o f the race on frankfurters, the country has com dates has been posted. However, the horse that ate tomatoes to catsup. pletely gone to the canines. games to be played during the season are: Fairfield, Norwalk, Westport, and A fter the Christmas recess, we’ll prob Is this a mob scene—or just the ad Storrs. Watch for further notices con ably see Paul MacNamara coming to mirers of a certain young man? cerning dates. Come out and support school on his new bike. O f course, Ken the team, and in return you shall witness Rayburn will cut a few classes to play The Freshman Class are agreed that a scrap never to be forgotten. with his electric train. I wonder if Mar they learned one thing (if nothing else) jorie Sparrow and T. Rothennel will get during the first marking period—they those dolls that they have been prom can yawn with their mouths closed, to ised. perfection.
Do you suppose that friend Pareles W ho said the Caste System wasn’t will hang up his sock? By the way, has breaking down? Why, just the other he got one? night I heard a crooner and an opera singer on the same program! Y ou’ve heard o f the singer who train American and Chinese ed her voice but always sent it down the It was Hoover’s “Chicken in Every RESTAURANT wrong track. Pot” that finally put him in the soup. Try our Special Full Course Lunch Bill Glass is high point scorer on the He who laughs first has an unsanitary Orchestra Music Noon and Night soccer team. Total number of points mind. — 1. No cover charge Then there is the man who asked the Stick-up men must be optimists to put father of a college student what his son such heart and soul into their work dur would be after graduation. Came the ing these times. reply, “ An old man.” The Economy Candy Store Rumble seats aren’t so hot right now. I know. You fell out of the cradle Quality Candy at Economy Prices laughing at that one. What! no fur coats? S-o-m-e drug store— ! 1231 Main Street Maybe you don’t know it, but there Stratfleld Hotel Building. was a man who got two hours to leave town and gave back an hour and forty NICE KITTY? The largest assortment of Imported minutes change. and Domestic Candy In the city. HAVE YOU HEARD? The Baron Munchausen could not re You an welcome to come in and sample any of our candies without member which famous American general We have an All-American Girl in ou r obligation to buy. was buried in Grant’s Tomb. m idst? About the “Letter Edged In Red” ? Who after cutting a class met the About Teacher's Little Helper in Eng professor of that class? lish Lit. Class? About the boy who fell in love over Prof. Zampiere says that Red always Thanksgiving vacation ? spells danger. How many believed him? About the shrinking violets of last I know one of the boys in French 307 year who have suddenly bloomed into did. “Ripley” that one. morning glories? About the girl who just L-O-V-E-S to Hoberman wants the formula for writ meet professors’ wives. ing an essay in two minutes. O f the new economy system? The day after the Directors’ meeting, the water W. HAROLD YOUNG was cut off. DO TELL Yon can get a tooth removed in our D. D. S. telephone booth? Tell him I’m fine, and my heart’s all The Student Government is just like w h o le ; a collegian’s hat in our school? Why Tell him I bear him no hate; shouldn’t it be—it’s never used. Better for him to say it before, That Coach is going to be elected Col After had been too late. lege Diplomat? (UTcnow, Champeen Tell him I’m well, that I know he was F ix e r .) right, Freda Johnson hates gossip so much My passions are now under check. that she wouldn’t even slam a door? Tell him I wish him die best of lud^— The story about the potion o f Frowg- And I hope be breaks his n e c k ., I t e T