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Lolitamethod.Pdf Everyone: As promised months ago, I am posting the first three chapters of my book, The Lolita Method: The Sure Fire Way to Pick Up "Forbidden" Girls. This ends Part 1 of the book. I will be posting the next sections as I re-edit and re-format them. Eventually, the entire text of The Lolita Method will be posted here on alt.tasteless. It will then be archived on Jaydog's alt.tasteless archive -- http://www.aracnet.com/~jaydog/ -- if he's willing. The original first edition of The Lolita Method was written and published by Freedom Storehouse Press in 1989, with a second edition printed in 1991. I have since revised and updated the text. The book was co-written with a friend of mine who has given me permission to revise and post it. At the time I wrote this, I was not PRED. I was just a humble public school teacher with a dream. I left teaching and a failed first marriage soon after I completed the first draft of The Lolita Method, relocating to New York City. There I met a host of underground writers in the 'zine world. I showed one of them my manuscript for The Lolita Method, and he turned me on to Freedom Storehouse Press. They printed and published the book, and it was distributed under the counter in porno shops and headshops. Anyone who has a copy of the first or second edition has a real collector's item. I've been looking for an extra copy for the last couple months now, but no luck so far. If you have one, put it up on e-bay. I've had an offer of $100 for the book, which is amusing because it was printed on cheap paper with a staple binding. Well, that's enough reminiscing for one day. Enjoy .. Anti-Disclaimer: Oh, COME ON! "The Lolita Method" is the sole property of PREDATOR Press Intl. Comments, questions, death threats please e-mail: [email protected]. Index In the Beginning ................................................................................................................................... 7 Scott's Story .................................................................................................................................... 8 Bill's Story ...................................................................................................................................... 19 So You Want To Fuck "Forbidden" Girls, Huh? ................................................................................ 27 The Lolita Method ............................................................................................................................. 31 1: The Stoner or Burn-Out ........................................................................................................... 32 2: The Gold Digger ........................................................................................................................ 38 3: The Average Girl ....................................................................................................................... 45 4: The Romantic Artist.................................................................................................................. 54 5: The Virgin Mary (The Blessed Virgin) ...................................................................................... 61 6: The Ugly Girl ............................................................................................................................. 68 7: The Sex Freak ............................................................................................................................ 74 Conclusion .................................................................................................................................... 77 The Lolita Method, Part II: Case Studies .......................................................................................... 78 1: Stoners, Strawberries, Whores & Road Trash ........................................................................ 79 Case 1 ....................................................................................................................................... 79 Case 2 ....................................................................................................................................... 84 Case 3 ....................................................................................................................................... 86 Case 4 ....................................................................................................................................... 87 Case 5 ....................................................................................................................................... 89 Case 6 ....................................................................................................................................... 99 Case 7 ..................................................................................................................................... 108 Case 8 ..................................................................................................................................... 112 Case 9 ..................................................................................................................................... 115 Case 10 ................................................................................................................................... 123 Case 11 ................................................................................................................................... 130 Case 12 ................................................................................................................................... 132 Case 13 ................................................................................................................................... 136 Case 14 ................................................................................................................................... 143 Case 15 ................................................................................................................................... 154 Case 16 ................................................................................................................................... 158 Case 17 ................................................................................................................................... 165 Case 18 ................................................................................................................................... 170 Case 19 ................................................................................................................................... 176 Case 20 ................................................................................................................................... 177 Case 21 ................................................................................................................................... 184 Case 22 ................................................................................................................................... 200 Case 23 ................................................................................................................................... 206 Case 24 ................................................................................................................................... 210 Case 25 ................................................................................................................................... 217 Case 26 ................................................................................................................................... 221 Case 27 ................................................................................................................................... 224 4: Getting into the Game ........................................................................................................... 231 5: Flushing Out the Quarry (Techniques for Bagging Lolita) .................................................... 257 Your Opening Move .............................................................................................................. 257 Eve in the Garden .................................................................................................................. 257 The Babysitter's Gambit: ....................................................................................................... 258 Educating Lolita ..................................................................................................................... 260 Being There ............................................................................................................................ 261 Striking the Deal .................................................................................................................... 262 Strawberry Picking ................................................................................................................. 264 Strawberry Picking - Solicitation Variation ........................................................................... 265 Picking Up Road Trash ........................................................................................................... 265 The Convenience Store Cruise .............................................................................................. 266 Digging for Gold ..................................................................................................................... 267 The Cash Flash ......................................................................................................................
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