Dawson's Creek Season II

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The Kiss

*Dawson's room - Dawson and Joey are kissing my head now. *standing up* But apparently, that's as "Say Goodnight" plays in the background. They what you're thinking so pull away. * Dawson: No, no, I... Joey: What was that? Joey: Look. Why don't we sleep on it? Dawson: A kiss...I think. *Dawson looks at her.* Joey: *smiles* You kissed me. Joey: (cont.) Not together! I mean, YOU in your Dawson: I know. bed and me in mine. *Joey and Dawson both have that 'Should we kiss Dawson: Right, right, uh, absolutely. Obviously. again?' look on their faces* We'll sleep on it, wake up, and this will all be a Dawson: So… dream. Joey: So. Joey: You mean like it never happened? Dawson: Well… Dawson: Is that what you want? Joey: Well what? Joey: Is that what YOU want? Dawson: Well that was a kiss. *Dawson just stands there.* Joey: I'll say. Joey: Okay, poof! Didn't happen, Dawson. See ya Dawson: So now what? later. Joey: I don't know. *She starts climbing out the window* Dawson: Me either. Dawson: Joey! Joey! Joey: Well, uh, maybe we could.. *He runs to the window and pulls her by the arm *Joey walks over and sits on the bed.* back inside.* Dawson: What? Dawson: Don't even think about climbing out that Joey: Nothing. window. *Dawson walks over and sits beside her.* *Joey smiles and they kiss again.* Dawson: No, no, you were going to say *Dawson's Creek theme (still the same, but new something. What were you going to say? opening credits)* Joey: Nothing, I mean, I don't know. I don't know *Cut back and forth: Joey laying in her bed, what I was going to say. Dawson laying in his, Joey waking up and slowly Dawson: You were going to say we shouldn't smiling, Dawson waking up and smiling* have done that. I mean, that's what you're *Cut to Dawson's parents' room. They're laying in thinking, right? bed and Mitch wakes up and turns over to find Joey: Actually, Dawson, I don't have a thought in Gail sitting up in bed.*

1 Gail: Hi. Pacey: ...thing-a-ma-jig? Mitch: Hi...is everything okay? Dawson: Get out of the gutter. No thing-a-ma-jig Gail: Mm-hm. I was just sitting here waiting. involved. It was just the sweetest, most romantic, Mitch: *slowly* Waiting for what? Fourth of July fireworky, waves crashing on the Gail: I don't have to be in until 9 today and of all shore, beyond any movie I could ever imagine the possible ways to spend a free morning there's kiss. one idea that just kind of seems to stand out. Pacey: Congratulations. I'm happy for ya. But, Mitch: Mm Gail.. more importantly, are you going to do it? Gail: You can protest if you want, but the Joey: Don't even go there, Bessie. I will resistance will only make the conquest that much extinguish this conversation right now. sweeter. Bessie: Okay. Alright. So what's next? Mitch: Ah, Gail, Gail, I have to shower. I have a *Cut back to Pacey and Dawson* meeting. Pacey: After you kiss somebody things change. Gail: Oh, that's ok, the act plays under water too. Questions arise. Mitch: Gail. Dawson: What questions? Gail: Right. Shower. Meeting. *Cut back to Bessie and Joey* *Cut to Bessie and Joey pulling up in the truck in Bessie: Does this cut France? which has a flat tire. The truck stops and Bessie *Cut back to Dawson and Pacey* gets out.* Dawson: We haven't discussed it. Bessie: I could just open my mouth and scream. I Pacey: You know I can't believe this. After years hate this truck it's always something! of gratuitous self-examination, you finally did it, Joey: Hey, these things happen Bessie. Don't let you acted. I mean, I thought you and Joey were it get you down. going to draw out this 'will they-won't they' drama Bessie: Your morning glow is highly suspicious. for at least another couple of years. Sam and How many cups of coffee have you had? Diane didn't get together for at least 4 seasons Joey: Can't a person be in a good mood? and Mulder and Scully...they haven't even kissed! Bessie: A person can, but you. You're Miss If you and Joey can get across this romantic Perma- Scowl. What aren't you telling me? checkmate thing you've been in for GOD knows Joey: Nothing. how many years...anything is possible! Bessie: Then what's with that look? Dawson: God, calm down, Pacey. Joey: What look? Pacey: No, I'm serious here. I can change, too. I Bessie: You have this look. This cheery, yet can be Pacey Witter, bad ass stud and man about sneaky, 'I got lucky' look. I know this look. town. I can score with high quality chicks. Kristy *Joey tries to act casual but can't hide her grin.* Livingstone par example. Joey: Bessie... Dawson: Senior cheerleader? Let's not abandon Bessie: Here, wait a second. Where were you all sense of reality here. last night? Pacey: No, no, no. No more negative thoughts. Joey: Nowhere...*gives in*..Dawson's. *Pacey pulls the lady's hand who's fixing his hair.* Bessie: Start talking. Pacey: You know what? Molly? I need a new *Cut to Dawson and Pacey getting a haircut.* look. What do you say we...frost my tips or Pacey: You know, I knew there was a reason you something? got me up this morning for a morning trim. So Dawson: Frost your tips? c'mon, set the stage, I want details. Pacey: Yeah. *smiles* Dawson: I don't know how to explain....it was in a *Cut to Pacey walking towards his dad's police car word... with his "frosted tips". He gets in the car. He spots *Cut back to Joey and Bessie fixing the flat tire.* Kristy.* Joey: Hot. Extremely hot. Pacey: Hey Kristy! Bessie: So what kind of kiss was it? Peck on the *He turns on the car and turns towards where cheek? Probbing tongues? Fingers clawing at Kristy was headed until a girl wrecks into him your neck? [Andie McPhee]* *Joey makes a face like she's slightly Andie: Oh my God. Oh. embarressed.* Pacey: Great. Just great. My father's going to kill Joey: Bessie... me. Bessie: (cont.) Did he touch your-- Andie: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. *Cut back to Pacey and Dawson* Officer, please, I am so sorry. 2 *Pacey looks around before he realizes that she Joey: France. I told Mr. Elliord I just...wasn't going thinks he is an officer.* to go. Andie: I didn't see you pulling out. I mean, I did *She smiles. Dawson smiles and laughs and hugs see you pulling out but it was so abrupt that-- her.* Pacey: Mm-hm. Dawson: So Joey Potter's sticking around Andie: Oh god. I just got my license. Please be Capeside for some guy... kind. Joey: Yeah, maybe if you're lucky I'll introduce Pacey: I'm going to have to see that license and you to him sometime. your registration, too, Little Miss. Dawson: Oh okay. *She finds them and hands them to Pacey.* *He leans in closer to her.* Pacey: Andie McPhee. Rhode Island driver's Dawson: *whispering* Well, he's a very lucky guy. license? *Joey smiles. They start walking down the hall.* Andie: Uh, yes sir. See, my family just moved to Joey: But seriously, Dawson. What do you think? town. We live over on Windsor. Dawson: I'm relieved. I'm ecstatic. I'm psyched. Pacey: Country Club. I'm...aroused. Andie: Yes. Is that a detriment? Joey: Aroused? *Pacey is getting really into his police officer Dawson: Yeah. impersonation.* Joey: Put your hormones aside for right now, Pacey: Do you realize the severity of what you've Dawson. done here? Hm? Do ya? *Dawson leans in to kiss her* *Andie nods* Joey: No, no Dawson. Just for a second. Me not Pacey: Sitting behind the wheel of a very powerful going to France...you and me talking dirty in the and dangerous automobile is a huge halls...I mean, do you think we're making some responsibility. One lapse of judgement and you massive, monumental mistake? I mean, things could run over a cat, a child, a nun. You know I have always been so complicated between... could have this license revoked, *snaps*, just like Dawson: I think we'll be fine. I mean granted we'll that. In fact, I think I'm just going to take you in be entering some uncharted boy/girl territory but I and book you right now. honestly think regardless of how complicated Andie: No, no, you can't! things are on a day to day basis, we'll be fine. *Pacey turns away from the cop car.* We'll concentrate on the simple stuff. Andie: I mean,um, please don't do that. I just got Joey: Like what? my license. Please don't revoke it. Dawson: Like a date. Pacey: 'kay. Maybe I can just, let this one incident Joey: A date? slide. But I just want to let you know that I got my Dawson: Mm-hm. eyes on you now, Blondie. You cause anymore Joey: You and me on a date? trouble in Capeside and Officer Pacey is coming Dawson: Yep. after you. Hm? Joey: I don't know, Dawson. I was going to watch *Andie nods and takes her driver's license.* tv tonight. I hear Luke Perry's back on 90210. Andie: Okay, I understand. Thank you. Thank you Dawson: Saturday night the Rialto is closing. It's so much. Oh, um it was really nice meeting you. the last show, I think we should go. *Pacey turns back to the cop car.* Joey: Will you still be aroused on Saturday night? Pacey: Damn. Dawson: I think I can guaratee it, yeah. *Cut to Capeside High hallway, Joey is talking to a *They start leaning in to kiss, when Jen walks up.* teacher.* Jen: Hey guys. Mr. Elliord: Good luck Joey. Dawson: Jen! Hey. Joey: Thank you Mr. Elliord. I appreciate all of Joey: Hey.How's it goin'? your advice, but... Jen: Not great. My, uh, grandpa died last night. Mr. Elliord: Goodbye Ms. Potter. Dawson: Oh my god Jen I'm so sorry. *Joey turns back to her locker. Dawson walks up.* Joey: How are you doing? How is your Dawson: Hi! grandmother? Joey: Hey...... how are you? Jen: She's ok, she's actually handling it better Dawson: Good, um. Yeah...how are you? than me. Joey: *sighs* I don't know Dawson. I think I might Joey: Is there anything we can do? have made the biggest mistake of my life. Dawson: Yeah. *Dawson thinks it's him.* Jen: No, no I'm fine. Actually, I think I'm just going 3 to head home. I was going to try to stick out the Pacey: And perhaps you should just stop barking day but it doesn't seem like that great of an idea. altogether. *Jen walks away.* Andie: Tell you what. Here's an idea. I've always Dawson: Jen! had a certain soft spot for pathetic, lovelorn losers Joey: You should go see if she's okay. such as yourself, so if you like Kristy...I'll set up an Dawson: I'll see you later. intro. *Dawson walks off leaving Joey by herself in the Pacey: Really? You'd do that for me? crowded halls of Capeside.* *Cut to Jen at her Grams'* *Cut to Capeside hallway. Pacey is talking to Grams: Hello Jennifer. How was school today? some guys about the stunt he pulled with Andie Jen: The usual. What's going on here? and Andie walks up and overhears.* Grams: Well I've decided to donate some of your Pacey: Trust me, it's there! *indicating outside* grandfather's old clothes to the church charity I'm pulling out for school. Trust me, go outside. I'm drive. in the cruiser, in my dad's car. Giver her the whole Jen: You're just giving his stuff away? cop routine, license, registration. It was nothin'! Grams: No, it's for a good cause. There are *He walks away and Andie taps him on the people in this community who rely on these shoulder.* donations. Andie: Officer Pacey. You little stump. Jen: But don't you think it's a little early to be Pacey: Hey Little Missy, how you doin'? You clearing out his closet? keepin out of trouble? Grams: He's not going to be needing these Andie: You know impersonating an officer is a things. Those less fortunate, do. felony. I should call the police station and report Jen: Grams just died yesterday. We haven't even you. buried him yet. Pacey: Oh, there's a conversation I would love to Grams: What would you have me do Jennifer? hear taking as my father is the town sheriff! Jen: I don't know. It's just that you're not exactly Andie: I have been having major anxiety attacks, the picture of the grieving widow. to the point of medication, ever since you pulled Grams: Let me tell you something, Jennifer. I your little stunt. Spinning scenarios in my head loved your grandfather from our very first date about being carded off to prison and becoming a through 43 years of marriage and when he had sex slave to some Sadist named Bob or Bertha. his stroke, I sat by his bedside and for months all I Pacey: Okay, now, correct me if I'm wrong, didn't did was pray for his recovery. But when his you cause the accident? You hit me. I was just condition worsened, do you know what I prayed having some fun. And besides, it's NOTHING for? Not for his recovery, but for his release. I compared to the hell my dad is giving me. And watched him waste away in that bed for almost 2 you know what? Your country club Sab is still in years. So whether I clean out his closet today or one piece so.. not, he's gone. He's been gone. *Kristy walks up* *Cut to Gail running up to the house* KrisTy: Hey Andie. Gail: I know, I know I'm late. And I know what you Andie: Hey Kristy. must be thinking. *Kristy continues walking.* Mitch: You do? Pacey: Hey Kristy...didn't you tell me you're new Gail: Before you let those thoughts get the best of in town? How do you know Kristy Livingstone? you, here's the truth. The promo meeting ran long Andie: Well, unlike certain sewer rats, she made and after that there was traffic all the way up I-95 the effort to welcome the new, and slightly and I know that Ann Landers said that you're insecure, to Capeside. never supposed to give more than one excuse Pacey: Well, she probably didn't recognize me I when you're explaining yourself to somebody, but just had my tips frosted. that is the truth Mitch, and I really need you to Andie: You just had your tips frosted? believe me. Pacey: Yeah. Mitch: I do. Actually, I heard about the traffic jam Andie: Your tips are in attempt to win a certain on the radio. someone. Gail: Oh thank god. Because I just don't want you *Pacey points at her like "You got it"* to ever have to worry again that I'm....those days Andie: Hot tip. Kristy Livingstone is a homosapien are behind us, you know that, and I would just so perhaps you should start barking up a different hate for one of those old suspicions to creep back. tree. Mitch: I know. It's okay. Really. Oh god, look at 4 the time, I gotta get going. Jen: So how did things work out between you Gail: Where are you going? guys? How are the two star-crossed lovers? Mitch: It's just an appointment that's arisen Dawson: *laughs* You know us, you know, we're suddenly. I won't be home too late. just...Dawson and Joey. We'll always be Dawson *Cut to Pacey at school watching Andie talk to and Joey. Whatever that means. Kristy.* Jen: What about Dawson and Jen? Andie: Go for it, Pacey. She's all ready for you. I Dawson: I'd say I think you could use a friend got her primed. right now more than anything else. How about it? Pacey: *to a tune* There once was a girl named-a Jen: I'd like that. Kristy, the thought of her nude makes me misty, a *They hug.* night on the town, we'll both go get down, by the Dawson: I gotta go. But don't sit here and curse end of the date she'll have kissed me. the world all evening. Okay? It's beautiful out. *Pacey approaches her.* Bye. Pacey: Kristy...hey! *Cut to Joey sitting on the dock. Bessie walks up.* KrisTy: Pacey...how are you? Bessie: What are you doing here? Pacey: Great. How are you doin'? Joey: Nothing. Thinking about tonight. KrisTy: Good. What can I do for you? Bessie: Oh, the first date. This will be interesting. Pacey: Ah, Listen. I know this is sort of abrupt *softly* Hey, what's wrong? seeing as we hardly know each other. In fact, we Joey: I don't know it just seems weird. I mean, don't even know each other at all. But I was Dawson and I on a date? Doesn't that seem weird wondering if I could change that and maybe get to to you? know you a little better, take you out to dinner and Bessie: Well was it weird when you kissed? a movie sometime. See if we have anything that Joey: No, that felt pretty right. But the thing is, it resembles a future together. Ah, so, I was thinking hasn't happened since then and it was yesterday. tomorrow night? What do you say? Bessie: Well, that's not unusual, because the way KrisTy: Sounds great. I see it, the second kiss, it's always tougher than *Pacey nods his head like he's just been turned the first one. down but then realizes he hasn't and perks up.* Joey: We actually kissed more than once that Pacey: Okay! night. *Cut to Mr. Leery in an office. A secretary comes Bessie: Yeah, but it only counts as one and that out of a door.* first kiss. It's the passionate one. It's the one filled Secretary: Mr. Leery? by desire and attraction, and all of that, but the Mitch: Yes? second kiss is rational. You got time to worry, and Secretary: Mr. Drake will see you now. over analyze and most women....they prefer that *Phone is ringing in the background* first kiss, but I'm partial to the second one *Mr. Leery enters the office and the secretary because it's about something more. You'll get that goes over to answer the phone.* second kiss Joey and when you do it'll be great. Secretary: *on phone* Drake, Witherspoon, and It'll be real. It'll be meaningful. Hall....no, we specialize in divorce. *Cut back and forth. Dawson heading to Joey's on *Cut to Jen sitting on a swing. Dawson walks up.* a speedboat. Joey fixing her hair. Dawson Dawson: Hey. heading to Joey's. Joey putting on makeup. Jen: Hey! Dawson coming to Joey's. Joey putting on a Dawson: My mom wanted me to bring you this. necklace and looking in the mirror. Joey is waiting It's a chicken-cheese noodle thing with way too outside and Dawson is walking and they smile many spices, but she's kind of proud of it so.. when they see each other and he picks a flower.* Jen: Thanks Dawson. Joey: Hey. Dawson: No problem. Dawson: Hey. It's my first act as your date. I Jen: Well you sure look spiffy tonight. Where you thought - chocolates, diamonds, convertables - headin'? but I settled for foliage. Dawson: Movies. It's the Rialto's last night. Joey: Foliage is good. Jen: You know my Grandma's going to that. Dawson: So should we go? Dawson: Oh. So you aren't up to going? Joey: Yeah. Jen: No, I thought I would sit here and curse the Dawson: Okay. I'm really glad we've already world instead. So are you going with Joey? bipassed the end of the evening "Will she kiss Dawson: Yeah, who else? me?" drama. So, um, it should pretty much me 5 smooth sailing from here on out. Jen: I was thinking that, um, that we actually went Joey: Yeah, but now you have to endure the to our first date, at this theater, and now they're agony of "Well, I've already kissed her so should tearing it down. How's that for one of your we just check into a motel and go at it like porn metaphors. stars?" anxiety. Dawson: Jen, I'm really, really sorry if I made you Dawson: I, um, I think I can handle that. feel like you couldn't stay with us, allright? it's just Joey: Good because I know a good motel. that Joey and I kinda have some-- Dawson: How about, um, we start with something Jen: *Cuts Dawson off* The whole time that we very simple? Something that goes beyond this were dating, were you really wishing that you month's Panelist's Forum? were with Joey instead? Joey: And what would that be Dawson? Dawson: What? No. Dawson: I would really like to hold your hand. Jen: It seems a little sad, really, that I was the girl Joey: Okay. who's sole purpose was to allow you figure out *They hold hands* who you were really in love with. *Cut to the Rialto* Dawson: Jen, please don't think of it like that, I Dawson: I can't believe they're tearing this place mean, you and I had fun, we just... down. Jen: No, we did, but I held you off. I pushed you Joey: They'll probably put up something horrible away. And I basically ran you out of my life in the that will make this place even more boring then it midst of all that fun. So I guess it serves me right I already is. lost ya. Dawson: I guess all our movie watching will have Dawson: You haven't lost me. I want to be a part to be restricted to my bedroom then. Too bad for of your life. I want to be your-- us. Jen: Friend? Joey: A fate worse than death. Dawson: I'm sorry. *They smile and then put on their "Should we kiss" Jen: Sorry? Yeah...from being the girl next faces. The lights dim and Joey turns towards the door...to the object of your affection...to the third movie but she places her hand in Dawson's.* wheel. It's been quite a ride Dawson. *Cut to Pacey standing outside the Rialto.* Dawson: Jen, don't even think about this now. I Pacey: *Whistles* Kristy....makes me Misty...by mean, give yourself some time. Let yourself heal. the end of the date she will have kissed me. You and I will work this all out eventually. *Frustrated/angry* When she gets here. Jen: Give yourself some time? I just want to be *Cut back to the theater and Jen enters and sits your friend? You have to say those things, next to Dawson.* Dawson. Dawson: Jen? Hey. Dawson: No, I don't! I meant it! Jen: I thought I'd take your advice and get out of Jen: Just do me one favor. All I ask, is that you the house for a little while. don't jump Joey right away. Dawson: My advice? *He then turns to Joey and Dawson: I'm not going to jump anybody, Jen! whispers* I don't know what she's talking about. Jen: 'Cause honestly, I don't think I could handle *Jen nods.* seeing the two of you together, it'd send me to Dawson: Isn't your grandma here? razor blades or something. Jen: Yeah, yeah, I just thought I'd come sit with Dawson: Don't even joke about that. you guys and thought that afterwards we could go Jen: Why not? This whole thing's a joke. You, me, to the Icehouse and grab some food. Unless I'm my whole life here. not welcome. Dawson: Jen, c'mon, don't! Dawson: No, it's not that you're not welcome at all *Dawson goes back to the movie theater only to it's just that-- find an empty seat with a flower on it.* Jen: No, I--you know, I shouldn't have come. *Cut to Pacey flipping pennies into a fountain. *She walks off.* Kristy walks up.* Dawson: No, Jen, Jen, Jen. KrisTy: Pacey? *He leans back in his seat and closes his eyes.* Pacey: Kristy! Hey! Wow, you made it! Great! Dawson: I'll be right back. Thanks for coming. Um, I was thinking we could *Dawson once again leaves Joey alone.* go get a little bit of dinner. We're probably a little *Cut to the lobby.* too late for the movie, but that's okay. Jen: You know I was just thinking.. KrisTy: Actually I can't stay. My boyfriend's Dawson: Jen! waiting for me in the car. 6 Pacey: Excuse me? Jen: I'm so sorry. KrisTy: Tonight's our 5 week aniversary. He Grams: He was never as handsome as that night. wasn't too stoked that I made plans. Listen, I just *Cut to Pacey in a store and he spots Andie and had to stop by and tell you how brave I think you approaches her.* are. Pacey: *Under his breath* Oh yeah. Pacey: Brave? Andie: Pacey! What are you doing here? KrisTy: I know it's supposed to be a secret but Shouldn't you be in bed? Hooked up to a life your friend Andie told me about your condition. support system? Pacey: I'm not really following you.. Pacey: Very funny. What the hell's a heart stripe KrisTy: And I just think it's really inspiring how anyways? you can still live a normal life through the constant Andie: I made it up. Pretty creative don't you cloud of death. think? Pacey: The constant cloud of what? Pacey: Oh yeah. *laughs sarcastically* KrisTy: She told me about your heart stripe. Andie: Look, Pacey. I don't even know you, but if Pacey: My heart stripe...ah, that. you thought for even one second that Kristy KrisTy: Yeah, the stripe you have right across Livingstone was gonna dump her beautiful, All- your heart and how at any moment it could just State football boyfriend for you - a Sophomore start strangling your heart and you stop breathing with a heart stripe? - You're massively deluded. and die. She said you wanted to keep in a secret, Pacey: That's great. Why don't you just rub some no special treatment or anything. And I really SALT in this open, painful wound. You know, respect that. See, I suffer from asthma, and I Kristy Livingstone, she was kind of like a know how much I'd hate it if anybody treated me metaphor. You understand, the same reason I differently because of that. Well, goodnight Pacey, dyed my hair. I was under the impression that I and I really think that you're quite a guy. could overcome my unlucky ways BUT after Pacey: Don't mention it. what's happened tonight, obviously not. Back to Boyfriend: CMON KRISTY LET'S GO! the old Pacey, the black sheep, the loser, the Pacey: That didn't just happen. brunette! *Cut to Rialto* Andie: Well, I think you should dye your hair Grams: Jennifer! *waves* back. I mean, forgive me, but it looks hideous. Jen: Fancy meeting you here. So what are you off Pacey: Thanks. to now? Going to find a little action now that you're Andie: Don't use that. a single woman? Pacey: Why not? Grams: Now, Jennifer, don't say those things. I Andie: That's peroxide. That's going to strip your know you're upset about your grandfather but-- hair of all it's color. Here, use this. Put this in for Jen: No, it's not just that. Well, look at me. I'm 16 twenty minutes, and rinse. That should do the years old, look what I've become. My parents trick. couldn't stand me so they shipped me off to you. Pacey: You're not pulling another little prank on So here I am, living in this strange town without a me here...you know, I screw you, you screw me. friend to my name, and you know what the sad Andie: Guess you'll just have to take that chance, thing is? Is actually that you may be the best won't ya? Bye Officer Pacey! friend I've got. I'm just not all that sure that you *Cut to Gail and Mitch in the living room.* like me. Gail: I never thought I'd call my husband a liar. Grams: Oh, Jennifer. I know we may bicker from Mitch: Excuse me? time to time but I love you, and with your Gail: So, tell me Mitch, why do you lie? What grandfather gone, you're all I have. You're my could you possibly gain from lying to me? whole world. Mitch: G--, I have no idea what you're talking Jen: Well if I'm all you got then I pity you too. about. Grams: Oh, Jen. Gail: You tell me everything is fine with us, you *They hug.* tell me nothing's the problem, that my worst fears Jen: Did you like the movie? are unfounded, yet, something tells me that's not Grams: Oh, well, they're not like they used to be, what you're telling Drake, Witherspoon and Hall. not like the one they showed on that first date with Mitch: It was one meeting. your grandfather. He brought me right here that Gail: Why? Because you want a divorce? night - The Rialto. You see, I didn't come tonight Mitch: Because I'm not sure I can stay married to to watch the movie, I came to be with him. a woman I love and hate in equal measure. The 7 reason I went to see Drake is because I want to you can't have some of France right here in know what my options are. Capeside, hum? Here we are along the river Gail: Your options are you can either give me Sende', a tour of the il de la city, the favorite spot another chance wholeheartedly or go to Drake of lovers and friends. And from here we also have and write him a very large check and make our a view of the magnificent structure that we marriage another statistic. Do either one of those simplists here in Capeside like to call....ze options sound appealing? swingset. Granted, It's no Eiffel Tower, but it's all Mitch: Yes, I just don't know which one yet. we got. *Cut to Dawson walking up on Joey on a pier.* *Joey starts swinging. Dawson sits down and Dawson: I was hoping you might be here. This is they're facing opposite directions.* beginning to sound like a ridiculous reframe. Joey, Dawson: But don't forget about the other franc- you have to know that I don't have any of those ofellow opportunities in town. French fries. feelings for Jen. Joey: French toast. Joey: Dawson, it's okay. Dawson: French doors. Dawson: It is? *They french kiss.* Joey: Yes. Do you want to know why I didn't go to Joey: French kiss. The 2nd kiss, the rational one. France? 'Cause I wanted to so badly. I mean, in The one that requires thought. France I could have started over, you know. I Dawson: You know I found out what they're wouldn't be Joey the waitress, or Joey the replacing the Rialto with. A movie theater. daughter of a convict, or Joey half of the "will Joey: They're replacing one theater with another? they/won't they" couple of the century. I didn't go Dawson: Upgrade. Bigger seats, bigger screen, to France because it just seemed like the easy bigger sound. They say it's supposed to be great. way out, you know? The easiest escape from my Joey: But why change something if it already life, which in spite of a few highlights is pretty works? pathetic. But I didn't want to take that easy way Dawson: Because maybe it will work even better. out, Dawson. It just seemed like sticking around It's going to be so simple Joey. You know all this here would only make me stronger. Then there talk about a 2nd kiss? was you too. Dawson Leery, finally got a clue. But Joey: Yeah. I have to tell you Dawson, as complicated our Dawson: Well, it's kind of put me in the mood for friendship was, it doesn't even compare to how a third. complicated whatever you and I have here is Joey: Me too. bound to be. Dawson: I told you it was going to be simple. Dawson: Really? What you and I have may never *They kiss again* be simple...but that doesn't mean that we're not * Ending credits * going to be scorching. Besides, who's to say that

8 Crossroads

*Cut to Dawson's room where the Home Shopping *Cut to Joey walking up to the house. She spots Network is on and Dawson and Joey are making Mrs. Leery and quickens her pace.* out. Suddenly, you see light as the bedroom door Joey: Hi Mrs. Leery. *walks quickly for the door* opens going unnoticed by Dawson and Joey. The Mrs. Leery: Oh, Joey! Good. Honey, I'm glad camera focuses on the TV where you see a hand you're here. Honey, come here a sec. *pats the slowly reaching for the button to turn it off. The TV seat next to her.* goes up and Dawson looks up to find Mitch and *Joey's like 'Ohhhh God'...* Gail Leery. Joey looks up, too. * Mrs. Leery: Honey, this is a terrific book. Dawson: Uh, Mom and Dad...hey. You remember Reproduction and Repercussion. It's all about Joey, right? preventing teen pregnancy. *Cut to a classroom where a police officer is *Joey closes her eyes.* handing back driver's tests.* Mrs. Leery: (cont.) So if there's anything that you Police Officer: Good job...*hands a student their would like to talk to me about...any sex questions paper* Good job...*hands another student their about anything...you know you can come to me. paper* Good job. *Gets to Pacey* Missed it by *Dawson comes out of the front door. He hears one point. That's too bad. We really need another the last part of the conversation and looks slightly juvenile delinquent chowderhead on the road. annoyed and embarressed* Pacey: I knew I shouldn't have studied. See what Dawson: HEY! Look at the time. We're going to happens when you study? *getting up and be late. LET's GO. mumbling* One point away from entering the *Joey hurredly grabs her bag and heads for the world of vehicular freedom. *approaches police porch door.* officer* Hey, Miss. What do you think it's going to Mitch: Remember, Dawson, no hat, no glove. take to change just one little answer on this test? Gail: No, Mitch, honey. That's no glove, no love. Free videos for a year? Mitch: You get the point. Police Officer: You're not trying to bribe me, are Gail: Uh, Joey? you Mr. Witter? *Joey turns around. Mrs. Leery taps the book. Pacey: C'mon, Officer, toss me a break. It's my Joey regretfully takes it. They leave.* birthday. Gail: Our baby's growing up. It seems like just a Police Officer: Oh, it is. Really. You should have blink ago he was coming home from the hospital. said something....Happy Birthday. And here we are a thousand years later. *CUT TO Dawson looking in the fridge while his Mitch: Clueless as ever. dad is giving him "the talk"* *Gail looks at Mitch who walks away.* Mitch: ...and because becoming sexually active is *Cut to: Jen's room. Grams is opening the a very serious business, I think that it's time you shades.* and I talked about it. Grams: And God said, let there be light. Dawson: *makes that 'Oh God..' face* Dad, we *Jen rolls over in bed.* were just making out. Jen: God, what the hell? Mitch: Dawson, boy-girl sleepovers are no longer Grams: Oh, don't swear, dear, God is listening. within appropriate boundaries. You know, Joey Jen: Well, if he were, then he'd know that hell isn't isn't a little girl anymore which you seemed to a swear word anymore. You can say it on network have noticed. tv. Besides, I'm not going to school today. Dawson: This is so surreal coming from you of all Grams: I'm worried about you, Jennifer. You just people. don't seem yourself lately. Mitch: You know I recently saw a report on the Jen: I'm tired, that's all. statistical portion of adolescent sex and Grams: Well, then I want you scrubbed, dressed, contraception. and ready for school in 5 minutes. *singing* Rise, *Dawson rolls his eyes.* shine, *clap* give God your glory, glory. Children Mitch: (cont.) and a sexually active teen who of the Lord. doesn't use contraception stands a 90% chance of *Jen makes a frustrated sound.* becoming pregnant within one year and with that *Cut to Capeside High. Pacey slams his bike into proof less than half *fades out as Dawson closes the bike rack while Dawson watches.* fridge door* Dawson: You're going to kill it.

9 Pacey: I failed! birthday. Dawson: Midterms? Pacey: I should be happy for them. I mean, I am Pacey: Midterms? Like I care, Dawson. I failed happy for them. my driver's test. Jen: Me too. Dawson: You might want to take better care of *Pacey looks at her.* that bike then. Pacey: No you're not. Pacey: Very funny. Jen: I know. Dawson: You're not going to believe it. Mitch and *They laugh* Gail have gone completely off the deep end. You Jen: You know, I've never been one to pass up a should have heard them today lecturing Joey and chance at some good ol' fashioned self pity but me about the finer points of adolescent sexuality. why don't you give yourself a break? I mean, It was momentously awkward. today's your birthday. Celebrate. It could be good. Pacey: Okay. Did you hear nothing I just said? I Remember in Sixteen Candles, how it turned out. failed my driver's test. Today. Of all days, today. Molly Ringwald got the hottest guy in school. Dawson: So you can take it again. Could be you. Pacey: *looking confused* Yeah, but Dawson I Pacey: *sarcastic* Yeaaah, cake, party hats, would have really liked to have gotten it today. balloons, rock on! Dawson: Today, two weeks from now, what's the Jen: No, I'm serious. Look, so Joey and Dawson big deal. Anyways, it was weird. Of course it forgot all about you. So forget about them. In fact, figures. Joey and I are together for a week and my I think they've forgotten about all of us recently. parents are already shoving condoms in my So c'mon. Live it up. Go out. Have a good time. pocket. Meet some new people. Pacey: *looking even more confused* You don't Pacey: You know what? You're absolutely right. I have anything to say to me today? mean, I'm sick and tired of being Dawson Leery's Dawson: *confused* What's up with you? sidekick. I'm going to get my own storyline. Pacey: Uh, nothing, man. Forget about it. You got Jen: There you go. your Joey problems. *He walks away.* *Pacey gets his stuff.* *Dawson looks off confused.* Pacey: Thanks. *Cut to Jen sitting on a pier when Pacey walks up. *He walks off.* It looks like they're at lunch?* Jen: 'Kay. Yeah... Jen: Hey? *Cut to Jen picking up clothes from the bleachers. Pacey: Hey. Abby is sitting on the bleachers. It's gym class.* Jen: What are you bumming about? Abby: Well, if it isn't Miss Lindley. Well, let me Pacey: Nothing. guess, the lame excuse note expecting to get you *Jen looks down.* out of gym landed you with cleanup duty instead. Pacey: (cont.) I got a bad case of the Molly Jen: Let's just not talk to each other, alright Abby? Ringwald's today. 'Cause you're obviously here for the same reason, Jen: Let's see, um, in Breakfast Club she gets a at least you could help me clean up. detention... in Pretty in Pink she gets dumped Abby: Sorry, sweetie. My condition prevents me before prom... in Sixteen Candles everybody from engaging in any undue physical exertion. forgets about her birthday.. *takes out a note and reading* Please excuse *Pacey nods.* Abigal Morgan from gym this semester as she Jen: Is that it? Is today your birthday? suffers from pelvic reposis signed Dr. James Fife, Pacey: The big 1-6. Whoopee. M.D. Jen: Happy Birthday, Pace. Jen: Isn't that like a V.D. or something? Pacey: *sincerely* Thank you. It's not so much Abby: No, I made it up. Last time I was at my that my family forgot me. They never make a big doctor's office I stole some letterheads. It's been deal of this anyhow. But Dawson always made up invaluable ever since. So don't tell me, you used something. He'd always plan some crazy outing the menstrual cramps defense. for my birthday. We're supposed to be on a *Jen looks away as she continues picking up.* roadtrip to Maine right now, but that's obviously Abby: God! That excuse is no good. You get out not going to happen. of gym but not cleanup duty. Not so bright for a Jen: Let me take a stab at it. Joey and Dawson big city girl. are so caught up in their budding romantic *Jen closes her eyes.* entanglement that they've forgotten all about your Abby: Then again, your life in New York was 10 probably just as dull as it is here in Capeside. I bet *She leans in and they kiss. The baby cries in the you never even got into a club. background* Jen: The things and places I have talked myself Joey: I hear my life calling. *She kisses him on into and out of would blow your mind. the forehead.* I'll be right back. Abby: Yeah, right. *looks curious* So have you *Joey walks into Alexander's room and shuts the ever been to The Curtain or Club Retro. door. Dawson picks up a bottle of Joey's perfume Jen: I dated the door man at the Curtain and Club and smells it. A picture of Joey with her mom is Retro is so five minutes ago. shown. Dawson eyes find Joey's journal and he Abby: Well what was it like? picks it up and looks towards Alexander's room. Jen: What? He starts reading a page and his face falls. He Abby: New York. I plan on moving there as soon sees Joey opening the door and qucikly shuts the as I graduate from this juvenile detention center. book and throws it on the bed. Joey walks back C'mon Jen tell me everything. over happily towards the bed.* Jen: *smiling* Well, what do you want to know? Joey: I thought Alexander was smiling but it turns Abby: *smiling, too* What do you mean what do I out he just had gas. want to know? I want to know about the guys. *Dawson gets up off the bed.* *They laugh* Dawson: I'm going to get going. *Cut to Joey's room. Dawson is sitting on Joey's Joey: *confused* What's wrong? bed and Joey is laying there.* Dawson: Nothing. Joey: You know, as long as I live, Dawson, I think Joey: I thought you had a lot of reading for today, I'll never be as embarressed as I was today. Dawson. Dawson: I know, my parents live for those Dawson: Um, I've done enough reading for today. comingof- age-Wonder-Years moments. *He leaves leaving a confused Joey alone.* Joey: Yeah. *Cut to Pacey hanging up fliers. He stops a kid.* Dawson: My father's had that book in a drawer Pacey: Hey, man. Dock party tonight. 8:00. since I was born. Bailey's Port. Be there! *Joey laughs* *Pacey stapling another flier and Dawson walks Dawson: All I can say is thank God it was you. I up* mean, can you imagine if it was just some Dawson: What's going on? unexpecting date I just brought home? Pacey: Throwing a party. Joey: I don't know. All I know *crawling over the Dawson: Why? bed to reach for her journal* is I have to write Pacey: Oh, you know expanding my horizons. I'm down your dad's 'No glove, no love' line before I getting older thought I would branch out and take forget. I mean, it's practi-- some new chances. *She's interrupted by Dawson pulling her over Dawson: I accidentily read something last night in closer to him to where she's leaning on his legs Joey's journal. and facing him.* *Pacey hands a flier to some girl* Dawson: When I think about you and me Pacey: Want one of these? together, it's perfect. Dawson: Quote. "I'm so sick of Dawson and his *Joey smiles.* stupid horror movie. I wish I could tell him how Dawson: There's none of that pretentious terrible it is. How stupid, and putrid, and..." It was gettingto- know-you crap. I already know awful. everything there is to know about you. What you Pacey: So what? At least she didn't tell you that think, what you feel. the sight of you gives her dry heaves or that Joey: *surprised at this* Really? you're a self-centered, self-absorbed, *stapling Dawson: Yeah. another flier* selfish.. Joey: *skeptical* You think you know everything Dawson: Look, obviously she has opinions about about me Dawson? me that she hasn't been honest about. She said I Dawson: C'mon Joey we've spent most of our was a talentless dreamer with no cinematic future. waking, and sleeping for that matter, moments Pacey: *really angry and irritated* 'Kay. No together. Yes, I think it's fairly safe to say that I offense, Dawson, but I don't think anybody cares. know everything there is to know about you. Dawson: I care...Pacey. I mean, I could honestly *Joey smiles again* use some advice here. Joey: What you don't know about me, Dawson, Pacey: Oh, you want some advice? How about could fill a book. this: your life isn't so interesting. 11 Dawson: *confused and surprised* What? Dawson: I just wanted to make sure you didn't Pacey: You know, I am so sick and tired of think my movie was on the, I don't know, stupid hearing about you and Joey's boring little mini- and putrid side. dramas. I'm going to start tearing out my Joey: You're acting weird. Are you having another fingernails for relief. Get over yourself, Dawson. insecurity attack? C'mon. Deal. Dawson: It's really important for me to know that *Pacey walks off angry. Dawson is confused...like you think I have talent and potential in filmmaking. always...* *Joey's face falls as she comes to a realization.* *Cut to Joey walking out from school and Andie Joey: *angrily* You read my journal. runs and catches up with her.* Dawson: *defensively* You practically left it out Andie: You work at the Icehouse, don't you? I for me to see. saw you there a few nights ago. God, I love that Joey: *even more angrily* Not unless it blew place. open..or...or you suddenly developed X-Ray Joey: You don't get out much, do you? vision. I mean, God, how dare you! You invaded Andie: Anyways, I'm Andie McPhee. You're Joey, my privacy. I could sue you for this. right? Dawson: What I'm curious about is what else is in *They shake hands* that journal that you don't want me to see? What Andie: (cont.) I'm a friend of Pacey Witter's. Well, does Joey Potter really think about me? kind of. Joey: Oh, right now, Dawson, you really don't Joey: How bold of you to admit that. want to know! Andie: Anyway, my brother Jack is looking for a *CUT TO Mitch walking into a building on the job, you know, busboy, waiter, really anything. So pier.* I thought I'd put in a word for him. Mitch: Hey, Cole. Joey: Well, actually, we could use the help. Cole: Hey Mitch. What's up? Andie: Really? Oh, that's great. He's kind of shy, Mitch: Ohhhh, not much. Just checking out a but he is really smart and super nice once you get warehouse next door for a possible restaurant to know him. location. Joey: Okay, well, just tell him to come in and ask Cole: Very cool. And? for me. Mitch: Rent's a little steep. Andie: Alright, thanks! Cole: Tell me about it. 'Kay buddy, what's really *She walks off* up? *Cut to Joey walking across a bridge. Dawson Mitch: *looks a little irritated* What do you mean catches up to her.* what's up? Nothin'. Whatever, you know, life. Dawson: Joey, hey! Cole: I've known you since the fourth grade. You Joey: Hey. look like you've got the weight of the world on your *They kiss quickly.* shoulders. Talk to me. Dawson: I was, um, cleaning out my closet this *Mitch sighs. Cut to: Gail planting flowers. Mrs. morning and I found the costume that you wore in Ryan approaches.* the movie, and, um, I found the costume that you Mrs. Ryan: It was so kind of you to send over that wore in my movie. And I was just thinking about delicious casserole when Mr. Ryan passed. how good you looked in it... Gail: Oh, it was the least I could do. Um, I was *Joey smiles* wondering, uh, the thing is Mrs. Ryan, I really Dawson: (cont.) Um, in the outfit. Pretty and could use some advice. vulnerable. And I was just thinking...you know I *Cut back to Mitch and Cole* hope Joey was happy with her performance in the Cole: My advice is to avoid the big D at all costs, movie. So I guess I'm asking, I'm surprised we man. haven't discussed this, what did you think of my Mitch: Well, we've tried everything. I mean, I don't movie. know what's left. Joey: I loved it, it was great. You know that, Cole: If you divorce her, you'll lose everything. Dawson. Not to mention becoming a weekend dad to Dawson: You'd be honest with me, right? Dawson. Joey: It was amazing. Extremely talented. It's one Mitch: Believe me I know. You know, I don't even of your many attractions. think that she'd mind if I had an affair. It would get *Dawson stares off.* her off the hook. Joey: Are you alright? Cole: So why not? 12 Mitch: *surprised* What do you mean why not? 'Come one, come all except for spoiled, trust fund I'm in a marriage. casualties from Rhode Island. Sorry. *Cut to Gail and Mrs. Ryan* *Cut to Jen's room. Abby and Jen are laying on Mrs. Ryan: Marriage is all about enduring the her bed. Jen hands Abby a picture.* jabs and blows. You must do everything and Jen: This is Charlie. The guy I was telling you anything in your power to save it. about. Gail: I've talked till I'm blue in the face. I've Abby: *with widened eyes* Oh my God! Look at cleaned out the entire Marital Aid section at the him. Oh, God I would throw my mother off a Pleasure Palace and my Victoria Secret credit bridge to go out with somebody like this. card..is maxed. Jen: We partied one weekend in Atlantic City Mrs. Ryan: I was thinking something more along before he had to ship out....crazy. the lines of renewing your wedding vows. I wasn't Abby: I can't believe you have eyes for Dawson suggesting that you have an affair. Leery, I mean you have lived, sister. *Cut back to Mitch and Cole* *Jen smiles.* Cole: I'm not suggesting an affair. I'm talking open Abby: Speaking of partying....since you're not marriage. hanging out with Forrest Gump and Company Mitch: I knew that the seventies were back in full anymore, I was thinking we could do some swing, man, but that is up there with bean bag serious partying of our own. chairs and lava lamps. Jen: You mean like steal a pack of cigarrettes Cole: No, just think about it for a minute. In any from 7-11 and hide behind the bleachers and given marriage you have about an 85% chance of smoke em? infidelity. Human beings are just not instinctively Abby: No. I was thinking Pacey's bogus dock monogamous, alright? So you take the unequaled party. I mean, we could crack on the people there. knowledge of infidelity and monogamous out of *Jen laughs* marriage and I guarantee the divorce rate in this Abby: And...a little imported bubbly for our country would be absolutely zilch. It works for me enjoyment. *she raises an eyebrow* and Lisa. *They laugh* *Mitch is thinking.* *Cut to Dawson following Joey who's waitressing* *Cut to Pacey putting fliers under car windshield Dawson: Alright, so I shouldn't have read your wipers* journal but c'mon, you can't tell me that all the Andie: You know, I hate it when people plaster time that you've been alone in my room that unsolicited material on private property. you've never snooped. Pacey: You know what, McPhee? I really wish Joey: Nope. you weren't here right now. Dawson: Not once? Andie: Ah, put the charm on hold for a second Joey: No. Because I, unlike you, respect your Pacey, I was just curious on what the occasions privacy. for. Dawson: You obviously don't respect my Pacey: It's my going away party. I'm dying of a filmmaking abilities. heart stripe. Haven't you heard? Joey: *angered* Dawson, how I feel about you Andie: Where's your sense of humor? and your quest to be Spielberg are not the point. Pacey: Oh, I have a sense of humor. In fact, I You read my journal. This is a huge privacy issue. have a really good sense of humor. It's just that Dawson: That's exactly the point. How do you telling a girl that I'm dying so that she'll go out with feel about my filmmaking abilities? me, that's just not funny. *Jack comes interrupting.* Andie: Why you would be interested in someone Jack: Hi. I'm, uh, Jack. who's so mentally deficient that she would actually Joey: Can I help you? believe that she would actually believe there's Jack: Andie's brother. such a thing as a heart stripe. Joey: Who's Andie? *Pacey looks at her.* Jack: My sister. Andie: Okay, okay. I'm sorry. So really, what's the Joey: Look, that's fascinating. I don't mean to be reason for your little clambake? rude, but I'm really busy here so if I can help you Pacey: Are you mistaken for the impression that with anything.. you're actually invited? Jack: I'm here to interview for the job. Andie: Well it says 'Come one, come all' Joey: Ohhhh, yeah right. Job. Andie's brother. Pacey: No, you gotta read the fine print. It says Um, have you ever washed dishes before? 13 Jack: No, but I'm willing to learn. you out. Joey: Good. Interview's over, kitchen's that way. Pacey: She's looking at me? *Jack is a little overwhelmed.* *Andie nods.* Dawson: I admit what I did was wrong, but Joey Pacey: You know, I haven't had a whole lot of you lied to me. You've been lying to me. luck with the senior cheerleaders this year. Joey: What? Don't turn this around and make me Andie: Luck has nothing to do with it. Some older the bad guy. You violated me. You betrayed me. women happen to like younger men. Dawson: Tell me, where you ever planning on *Pacey kind of laughs.* telling me the truth? Andie: So, go ahead. Go talk to her. What have Joey: Why should I? I just thought I'd write it all you got to lose? down then have you over to study! Pacey: Oh, I don't know, dignity, humility, face... Dawson: Stop making jokes, Joey. This is a really Andie: It's not like you had any of those in the first big deal. You were completely dishonest. place. Joey: You're right, Dawson. It is a big deal. But Pacey: You know what McPhee? I really wish I the big deal isn't what you read. The big deal is made you nervous. that you read it. *She gives that 'I'm glad I'm ticking you off' smile* Dawson: I apoligized for that already! *As Pacey walks towards the girl some people are Jack: Excuse me? Do you have a second? Could playing volleyball and it hits Pacey in the back of you please tell your sister I work here now? She's the head. He shrugs it off and takes a drink of his not letting me in the kitchen. soda. Then he sees some guy pick up the girl he *He walks away.* was going to talk to. He walks down the dock until Dawson: I'm glad I read it actually. Because now I he comes upon a group of 4 girls in a boat.* realize I don't think I know you at all. Pacey: Hey Ladies. Havin' a good time? Joey: Maybe you don't, Dawson. Maybe you OneGirl: What is this? never did. *she dumps her drink out on the ground. Pacey *Cut to Pacey stringing up lights on the dock and keeps walking and bumps into two people. They Andie walks up decked out for the party in a bikini laugh. Pacey laughs sarcastically* top and skirt.* Pacey: Sooo funny! Andie: Hi. *Dawson approaches the dock in a speedboat. Pacey: Hi if it isn't Andie McPhee the rich girl in Pacey notices.* town. What happened? They cancel your polo *Cut to Jen and Abby on the dock, obviously a match? little drunk* Andie: Look, Pacey, if you want me to leave I will. Jen: How many drinks have I had? Because I Pacey: No, no, that's okay. Actually, you're the think three is my limit before I get really wild. only person I recognize here, and I ask ya, how Abby: Tooo laaatteee *swings the wine bottle sad is that? through the air* Andie: Don't worry. Parties always take awhile to *They laugh* get going. Though you might have worked a DJ *Jen takes another drink and falls down and starts into your budget. laughing.* Pacey: 'Kay. Can't say it hasn't been pleasant Abby: Okay, I bet you the rest of this bottle that talking to you, but don't you think you should get you don't have the berries to kiss the next guy that out and mingle and meet some new people? comes up those stairs. Andie: Yeah, I probably should. But new people Jen: Well, you're on, sister friend! make me nervous. I never know what to say and *They laugh as Dawson comes up the stairs and then eventually I just clam up totally. Jen turns around* Pacey: Are you joking? Because you haven't Jen: DAWSON! *kisses him* stopped talking since the moment I met you. *Dawson pries her arms off him* Andie: Well, you don't make me nervous. You Dawson: Whoa Jen! What are you doing? What make me mad. Mad beats nervous. is wrong with you? Pacey: 'Kay, why don't you just go mingle now? *Jen smiles instantly and then slowly goes down Yeah? the stairs* Andie: You go mingle. Abby: *pushes Dawson* Nice going, Romeo. Pacey: Okay. *Dawson stands there surprised.* Andie: Okay....hey! You're in luck. Another varsity *Cut to Joey at the Icehouse. She's staring out the cheerleader/rocket scientist and she's checkin' window then she goes back to washing the tables 14 off. Jack is looking at her.* Pacey: Do you see this look on my face that I'm Joey: What? trying so hard to conceal? It has nothing to do with Jack: Nothing. my birthday. It has nothing to do with the driver's *Joey walks over* test and it certainly has nothing to do with Jack: First fight? roadtripping to Maine. I came to this dark Joey: What? realization that everyone in Capeside has either Jack: With your boyfriend. written me off, demanding me unworthy of their Joey: Hardly. Well, actually, um, yeah, as time or their concerns AND the conclusion that I girlfriend and boyfriend. I mean, as friends we came to today, on my 16th birthday, is that my fought constantly but it's different now. best friend in the world looks at me the very same Jack: Which means you haven't had your first way. makeup either. Dawson: Pacey! How can I fix this? *Joey looks at him.* Pacey: You can't. Everything's different now. Jack: Go ahead, I'll lock up. You've got Joey and our friendship just doesn't Joey: I can't. I mean, Bessie would kill me, but compare to what you two have, okay? I'm just not thanks. a third wheel type. Maybe we'll take that roadtrip Jack: What? You think I'm going to take off with next year. your secret recipe for tarter sauce? *whispers* It's *Cut to Dawson's house. Mitch is reading and Gail not that good. comes in.* Joey: Oh. *smiles* Think you can handle it? Gail: Good book? You know I was thinking about Jack: Turn off lights, lock the door... doing some redecorating. Joey: What the hell? Thanks Jack. *hands him *Mitch keeps on reading.* her apron.* Gail: Any thoughts? *As she leaves she hears a glass drops, she Mitch: No, whatever you think. stops for a second but keeps going.* *Gail starts kissing him on the head and moves *Cut to Dawson and Pacey* lower. Mitch gets up.* Dawson: Hey. Mitch: I don't want a divorce, Gail, but, um, we've Pacey: *angrily* What's up? gotta make some changes here and move on. Dawson: Alright, look, I don't know what's going Living life status quo is killing us. on between us but obviously it's something that Gail: I know. set you off. Mitch: Okay, um, I was talking to a friend of mine Pacey: Me? I can't imagine what that would be. about sex within the marriage and sex outside of Hm. the marriage and how it's a common factor in Dawson: Look, I'm about 2 seconds away from most marital problems. blowing it with Joey. You and I know everything Gail: We take the sex out of our marriage? about each other and I really need your advice. Mitch: God, no. This is about honesty. And we've Pacey: You know everything about me, huh? You lost that. And I just need to, we gotta open this know how I got this scar on my chin? You know thing up and explore some new possibilities. And I why my father hates me? You know why I ride the grant you it's a paradox to try to reclaim honesty fine line between insecurity and self-confidence? by...by.. Correct me if I'm wrong, Dawson, but you don't Gail: By what? Reclaim our honesty by what? know the answer to any of those questions. In Mitch: Gail, do you wanna try having an open fact, I bet you don't even know when I was born! marriage? *Dawson thinks and realizes he forgot.* *She laughs but considers it.* Dawson: Oh my God. Oh my, it's your birthday. *Cut to Dawson in the rain. He spots Joey. He Oh, Pacey I'm so sorry, God. I'm such an idiot you smiles. They walk towarsd each other. It's were trying to tell me all day it was your birthday, romantic. They get closer to each other and they too. And you were supposed to get your driver's lean in and Joey puts her head on Dawson's license today. shoulder and he does the same on hers. Pacey: Yeah but that didn't work out either. But I Awwwwwwwww. Cut to Dawson and Joey sitting bet you forgot that too, didn't you? on a ledge. The rain has stopped.* Dawson: No, we were supposed to go to Maine. I Dawson: I forgot Pacey's birthday. I'm his best can't believe I forgot. Look, I'll make it up to you. friend and I forgot his 16th birthday. Tomorrow night, you and me we'll do whatever Joey: Is he alright? you want. Dawson: No. He's really hurt and he's angry and 15 he's not speaking to me. And I really don't blame trash loser. him. Jen: I want him back. Joey: Sorry Dawson. Abby: God, why? Dawson: Yeah, I pretty much suck. You know Jen: 'Cause I love him. how Leery is. You know what it is, Joey, maybe I Abby: Look, that's just the booze talking. am the world's worst filmmaker. Maybe I'd be Jen: No, I'm serious. I love him and I want him better off being a cook (?) somewhere. Maybe all back. my dreams are bogus and maybe there will be Abby: Alright. Then we're going to get him back people lined up from here to Hollywood someday for you. to tell me that. I just never thought you'd be one of *Jen smiles.* them. Jen: 'Kay. Joey: Dawson, I'm not going to let you off the *Cut to Pacey sitting on a dock. Andie walks up.* hook for what you did. I mean, it was wrong of you Andie: This is for you. *She hands him a gift.* It's to go inside of my head and take my thoughts and not much. my feelings without my consent. *Pacey looks at the gift.* Dawson: Joey, I know. Believe me, I know. I'm so Andie: Well it is your birthday, isn't it? sorry I ever read them. Pacey: How'd you know? Joey: Though, I don't owe you any explanation, I Andie: I'm psychic. Okay, I heard you and that do owe you the truth because I have always been guy, Dawson, arguing about it. I had it in the car, honest with you. The truth is...I've had these anyways. I was going to give it to my brother for feelings for you for a long time, Dawson. This Christmas but I kind of, well, forgot about it. hidden yearning, I've been squelching. I don't Anyway, go ahead. Open it. know, somedays it would just make me so mad at *Pacey opens it. It's a Magic 8 Ball* me, and us, and I had to take it somewhere and Andie: Ask it a question. unleash it. It's my way of coping. It's where I go to Pacey: Will I pass my driver's test on the next try? trash life. And so it's not necessarily the truth, it's *He shakes it. They read the answer.* what I'm feeling at that particular day at that Pacey: Signs point to yes. What is my future? particular time. I save the truth for you, Dawson. *Shakes it* I've always believed in you. I mean, you're the Pacey: Cannot predict now. Here. most extraordinary, talented person that I've ever Andie: Okay um.. met. I'm your biggest fan. *She shakes it and accidentily drops it into the Dawson: I'm glad I don't know everything about water.* you because everyday you amaze me. Andie: Oh no! I'm sorry. *There's a silence and Joey smiles.* Pacey: That can't be a good sign. Joey: Good! Andie: I'm sorry. *They laugh and lean in and kiss* Pacey: *shrugs* It's the thought that counts. *Cut to Jen and Abby* Andie: I've always been this complete clutz. Abby: You can bet those two won't be the poster Some things never change. couple for abstinence much longer. Pacey: Everything changes. Everybody changes. Jen: What? Joey and Dawson? Yeah right. Jo will 'Cept for me. Take this stupid party for example. I hold out and then he'll get sick and tired of it. thought I could be Pacey Witter, the guy who Abby: Oh come on. They've been sleeping throws a good party but no, I'm still Pacey Witter, together in the same bed. There's not much more the guy who's failing biology, but now I'm a year you need to know about each other if you know older. what I mean. Andie: You know, maybe you're just Pacey Witter Jen: No, they're like brother and sister. I mean, the guy who's still trying to figure it out. Dawson even told me so himself. He doesn't ever Pacey: Well.. think of her sexually. Andie: What? Abby: Well, maybe they're pretending like they're Pacey: We are so deep. in Kentucky. *Cut to Dawson and Joey making out on the dock* Jen: Abby that doesn't help. Dawson: Hey you think you can get home okay? Abby: What? I've got to get back. I've got to try to talk to Pacey. Jen: Look at me, I'm a mess. Joey: Yeah. *She kisses him and kisses him on Abby: Oh, don't say that. You have more style the forehead.* I'll be fine. and sex appeal in your little finger then that white *Cut to Jen's house. Jen's looking in the mirror. 16 Cut to Dawson and Pacey.* license. Pacey: Ah, the perfect end to a perfect party. Pacey: No, that's alright. I can take the test again Dawson: Listen Pacey, I've been a really lousy in a couple weeks. friend lately and there is no excuse for forgetting Dawson: Well maybe you need some more your birthday but it's not because I've written you practice. off, alright? This Joey thing has been so incredibly Pacey: Oh, please. You and I both know I've been confusing and complicated and.. breaking that state law for at least the last 3 years. Pacey: Dawson, Dawson, Dawson, it's okay, Dawson: No, I mean right now. man. I'm happy for you two. You deserve Pacey: What? happiness. GOD KNOWS it took long enough. Dawson: I know where the keys to the Mitch The only thing that I was trying to say is there are mobile are. certain things that I'm going to miss as your friend Pacey: Dawson, please. Your father would kill but that's natural you know? No big deal you. Dawson: It's a very big deal. Maybe my actions Dawson: Don't wuss out on me now Pacey. have not exactly tested that lately but just Pacey: Listen, Dawson, we're cool you don't have because everything is complicated and everything to do this now. is changing but nothing is ever going to change so Dawson: Maybe I want to. much that you're not going to be my best friend. *They start speeding off in the boat* *Pacey smiles and there's silence.* Dawson: Pacey? Pacey: Are we having a moment? Pacey: Yeah? Dawson: Yeah I think we are....Let's go. Dawson: Happy Birthday. Pacey: Alright. Pacey: Thanks, bro. *They get in the boat.* * Ending credits * Dawson: Man, that's really too bad about your

17 Alternating Lifestyles

*Cut to Dawson and his dad outside and his dad *Mitch laughs.* takes down the ladder. * Mitch: You can psychologically deconstruct me all Mitch: Now don't give me that look. I know there's you want, but here's the deal. *points to him* been a lot of late night creeping around and I'm Parent me. *points to Dawson* Child you, alright? just taking some standard precautions. *He walks towards the doorway* Parent, me. *Dawson and his dad start walking back towards Child...you. *He leaves and shuts the door* the front door* *Dawson smiles and looks towards the closet as Dawson: You are so in denial. the doors open and Joey climbs out and smiles. Mitch: Excuse me? She walks towards him.* Dawson: Denial. You can't except the fact that Dawson: He is such a tyrant. the little boy that you brought into the world is *Joey puts her arms around his neck.* grown up. I mean, he's a sexual being. Joey: You handled him well. Mitch: Are you having sex with Joey? Dawson: You think so? *Dawson reaches for the door* *They start kissing and Dawson's dad opens the Dawson: No, I did not say that, but I am a sexual door again catching them. Dawson and Joey being responsible, mind you, but biologically a smile.* sexual being. Dawson: *acting surprised* Joey? What are you *They go inside* doing here? Mitch: A sexual being? *They laugh.* Dawson: Yep, and you are having trouble facing Mitch: Uh, Joey, will you come with me please? that reality. Dad, it's a typical parental problem. Do *turning to Dawson* What did I just say, Dawson, you know what? what did I just say! Mitch: No, what? Dawson: You, Jane, Me Tarzan? Dawson: The sooner you accept that, the sooner Mitch: No. Parent, me, grounded, you. you and I will have an honest relationship. Joey: Bye Dawson. Mitch: Mm-hm. Dawson. Are you...and *Mitch and Joey start to walk away. Dawson Joey...having sex? follows them out to the hall* Dawson: No! Dawson: Bye Joey. I'll see you in a few minutes. Mitch: No? *Joey turns around and looks at him* Dawson: No! Mitch: No you won't. Mitch: Thank you. *Joey's house, a tea kettle is whistling on the *Dawson starts heading towards the stairs and up stove. Joey walks in.* them* Joey: Bessie, your water's boiling. Dawson: But one day, down the road, I'm going Bessie: What? to have sex. And you're acting all Joey: Nevermind. paranoid...chucking ladders and locking windows *Bessie walks in with the baby* is not going to stop me. Please, will you stop Bessie: Joey, I'm so glad you're still here. acting like a typical *makes the little quote Yesterday I got a call from the health department. unquote hand gesture* parent and just let things They're planning on doing an inspection on the take their natural course. Let Joey and me hang Icehouse sometime this week. Can you go over out in my room, alone at night, unsupervised. there? *There's a break. Mitch thinks.* Joey: Now? Mitch: No. Bessie: Yeah, just make sure everything is put *Mitch walks into Dawson's bedroom and looks away and spic-and-span. You know, the last thing around* I need is the health department slapping us with Dawson: Why not? some big, huge fine or, God forbid, shutting us Mitch: Because, Dawson, the fact is I am a down. parent, alright? I am your parent and it's my duty *Joey is grabbing her backpack* to be paranoid about my 15 year old son upstairs Joey: You seem to be forgetting something and in my own house having sex! it's called first period. Dawson: You are so un-enlightened. Didn't you Bessie: Oh, come on, Joey, it will only take a grow up in the 60s? minute and I've got to take Alexander to the

18 sitter's. Gail: Meaning that you both can come to Joey: He's missing a shoe. incredible rationalizations especially when it Bessie: Alexander! You kicked off your shoe! comes to acting out your sexual impulses. *hands the baby to Joey* Here Joey, can you hold Mitch: Oh, listen, Gail, this whole idea of an open him? Look, Joey, please just do me this one favor. marriage...it's exactly that. It's an idea. I'm not Go by the Icehouse *putting a shoe on Alexander* going to force you into anything if you're against it. on your way to school. Please, will you? You against it? Joey: Fine, here! *with an irritated attitude* I gotta Gail: Well I'm not for it, but if that's what it takes... go then! Mitch: No, enough said. Bessie: Hang on. *takes the baby* Here, here, Gail: No, if what you need is to get even with me here. Oh, and Joey, while you're there can you and sow your oats then.. just wipe down the counters real quick so it looks Mitch: Gail! Let's just drop it. Drop the whole clean? thing. I don't want to fight about it. Joey: Fine. Gail: You don't? Bessie: Oh, and the freezer! Can you mop behind Mitch: No. the freezer? I can't even remember the last time Gail: I love you, Mitch. *She kisses him.* I'll see we did that. you after work. *Joey just stands there.* Mitch: Have a good one. Bessie: Thanks, Joey, you're the greatest! *Cut to Capeside High* *Cut to Dawson's house. Mitch is reading the *Abby and Jen are walking down the sidewalk* paper when Dawson comes into the room.* Abby: I have a very important question for you Mitch: If it isn't the sexual being himself. and I need an answer immediately. Dawson: You know what I was thinkin'? Jen: What is it? Mitch: No, but I'm sure you're going to tell me. Abby: Who would you rather have sex with...Trey Dawson: Don't even try to tell me that when you Carter or Jeff Birdwin? were my age you weren't sneaking around making Jen: Uhh neither. out with girls in the backs of cars and movie Abby: Are you crazy? Look at them. theaters. Jen: What? They're a couple of gym junkies. They Mitch: You're right, I was. have no cultural interests, no inner lives of their *Dawson raises his hands like he's proven his own...all they do is play football and swap pornos. point.* They're a couple of (missed word) Mitch: But that was the whole fun of being 15, Abby: Yeah, but it's like they're so completely Dawson. It was the fear of getting caught that disgusting that it's almost erotic. You know what I made it more dangerous and exciting. mean? God, I can't believe I'm friends with Dawson: So by restricting my access to Joey someone who only has eyes for Dawson Leery. what you're really trying to do is liven up my sex Jen: Guilty as charged. life? *He walks towards the kitchen where Mrs. Abby: Please! You're making me ill. Jen, look at Leery is.* Did you hear that, Mom? me. I have three words for you: make it happen. Gail: What sex life? Jen: Abby.. Mitch: No, now you're twisting my words again, Abby: No! Don't "Abby" me. Make it happen. *Cut Dawson. Go to school. to Andie coming in the school doors and walking *Dawson laughs* towards Pacey* Dawson: Did you ever notice that whenever your Andie: Pacey, wait, I need your help. parental authority is in question that you just start Pacey: Oh, God...here we go. Okay, Andie, I'm barking out orders? having a really mellow morning. I haven't had any Mitch: Go. Now. car accidents, I haven't been diagnosed with any *Dawson kisses Mrs. Leery on the cheek.* terminal defects, and I'd really just kind of like to Dawson: Bye Mom. keep a low pro so goodbye. Gail: Bye honey. Andie: Yeah, look, I'm sure there are a thousand *Dawson leaves.* dimwits with highlights and C-cups that you'd Mitch: You know, I think our son is training to be rather be talking to but you're the only person I a lawyer. He has become the master of know in Econ. so here's the deal. I left my manipulation. backpack in my locker yesterday...can I borrow Gail: I wonder where he learned that. your notes over the reading? Mitch: Meaning? Pacey: I don't actually have any notes because I 19 didn't do the reading. Don't give me the homework are questions that every household must ask. And guilt trip, alright? That's what I have parents for. these are the questions I want you to answer. So Andie: Did I say anything? I did not say anything. let's begin. *He holds the hat above Andie.* I'm just freaking out because what if Mr. Matick(?) Andie? calls on me in class? *Andie picks one* Pacey: Then you do what I always do, you say Andie: Pacey Witter... 'Pass.' Teacher: You and Pacey are a lower middle class Andie: Pacey, I don't say 'pass'. 'Pass' is not in family with three children. Pacey you're a my vocabulary. There's just, there's just no way. busdriver. Andie you're a salesclerk. Pacey: Okay, settle down, it's just one homework *Abby picks* assignment. It's not like you're flunking out of Abby: Kenny Reily? Mr. Matick is it possible to school. switch partners? Andie: Yeah, I know that, but you get behind by Teacher: No, it's not. one day, then you're always struggling to catch *Jeff Birdwin picks* up. And then you just get more and more Jeff: Trey Carter. confused and then, next thing you know, you're *They high five.* out on the street, drunk and dirty wheeling a Teacher: You two, will be a well-to-do, same sex shopping cart. couple. Trey you're going to be a pediatrician, Jeff *Pacey leans down on his knees.* you are an advertising executive. Pacey: Andie, you're rich. Rich people don't end Trey: What do you mean as in same sex? up on the street, they end up in Florida. Teacher: Well, as in gay. And you're planning on Andie: Mmm. getting married so your wedding expenses will *The bell rings* have to be factored into your budget. Pacey: Oh no, you're doomed! Trey: What do you mean gay? Andie: Come on! You've got to help me. I mean, *Dawson picks.* do you know anybody that's in there? Do you Dawson: *disappointed* Jen Lindley. know anybody that I could borrow notes from? Teacher: Okay, a wealthy couple, Dawson you're *Cut to Econ. class* a stockbroker and Jen, you're an engineer. You've Teacher: And finally what is the difference got two kids in college, a house at the beach, between macroeconomics and microeconomics? annual income, $400,000 a year. Last, but not Andie? least, Joey Potter. Odd woman out. That's okay, Andie: Um...microeconomics is...microeconomics Joey, you will be a single successful single mother is when...*she glances over at a kid with his hand raising two kids on your own. Is that everybody? up* *quietly* Pass. Good luck and don't spend all your money in one Teacher: I'm sorry, what did you say? place. Andie: *louder* Pass. *Cut to cafeteria. Joey and Dawson.* *Pacey gives her a thumbs up sign* Joey: This assignment is so lame. Pretending to Teacher: Kenny? be people we're never going to be, spending Kenny: Microeconomics is the study of whole money we're never going to have, I mean, what's economic systems and how they inter-relate. the point? When macroeconomics is study of individual Dawson: The point is getting us thinking about areas of economic activity....like corporations. economic problems that we will be facing in the Teacher: Very good, well put. Thank you Kenny. real world. Which leads me to your assignment. We're going Joey: Well, I hate to break it to you, Peter Pan, to focus on the microeconomics of the family but some of us are already dealing with those household. This week you're going to pair up and problems. I mean this just gets me thinking about play a game I like to call "Alternative Lifestyles". the future and how I have absolutely no idea *Joey looks over at Dawson* about what I want to do with my life. Teacher: (cont.) Now, in this hat, are all your Dawson: You have an idea. names. You're going to choose a partner, I will Joey: No, I don't. Admit it, Dawson, you've got it assign you identities and then you are to prepare all mapped out. You're going to go off to an extensive annual budget for your fictional Hollywood, become some high profile movie household. I strongly recommend research trips director, make millions of dollars, get a drug into the field. How much money will you have to addiction, end up at the Betty Ford Center, marry spend a year on food, clothing, travel? Now these some... 20 Dawson: *laughing* Excuse me? you don't dump the water on the floor. Joey: When I close my eyes and think about Jack: Look, I know I've made a few blunders, but where I'll be in 10 years it's blank, I have no idea. I'm not a screw-up. Dawson: You will, someday. Joey: Here. I'll do it. Don't worry about it. Just go Joey: This project is just going to depress me. wipe off the counters. Dawson: I think it will be fun. *Bessie walks in* Joey: Oh, really, and are you as excited to Bessie: What is going on here? Is something partner up with Jen as she is? The look on her flooding? face was classic, Dawson. Joey: No, Jack...nevermind. I've taken care of it, Dawson: Well, you have nothing to worry about. but can we save some of this clean-up for *Joey spots Jen.* tomorrow? Joey: Famous last words... Bessie: No way! This week we have to stay on *Abby and Jen at lunch. Jen is staring over at top of everything. I'm so paranoid that the health Dawson.* department is just going to jump down our throats. Abby: Ah, Jen, you're drooling! Look this is the Joey: It's just that I have this huge Econ. project moment of truth. You're going to be working with due Friday. It's worth 1/3 of my grade. I have to him all week long so the question is...are you prepare a household budget for a single career going to be pantive and massikistic and piss me mother and I have no idea what I'm doing. off? Or are you going to be proactive and grab Bessie: I'm virtually a single career mother. I can him by the dipstick and make me proud! help you. Jen: Abby, it's not that simple, alright? Take a Joey: No thanks, Bessie. You're not exactly the look at him. He's totally into Joey. He's in love with model for this assignment. First of all, she's a her. super successful career woman with $160,000 Abby: He's a 15-year-old boy. He doesn't know annual income. what love is. All he does know is that he goes to Bessie: Joey, maybe I'm not super successful but sleep every night jerkin' his gherkin and he wakes if there's one thing I know how to do it's budget up every morning humping his mattress. money. *They laugh* Joey: You know, you're right. I should get some *Kenny walks up.* advice. I should find a single career mother who's Kenny: Excuse me, Abby? Hey. living this assignment and ask her for help. Abby: What? Who are you? Bessie: I can do it. You keep cleaning, and I'll Kenny: I'm Kenny Reily, I'm your partner in Econ. advise. Abby: No you're not. Go away. Joey: Thanks, Bess, but you can barely get your Kenny: Look, I thought we should talk about our bills paid on time. Thanks for the offer but I think assignment. I'll find somebody else. Abby: Um, could you just do the assignment and *Cut to a coffee place.* put my name on it? That'd be great. Thanks, Bye! Pacey: Dude, check out this Viper. *Kenny walks off* Andie: Pacey, can you please put that down for Abby: Anyways, I think it's time for a little bit of one second? Is that possible? We are seriously this New York City aggression. I mean, you have over- budget by like $30,000. to show him the old, naughty Jen because this Pacey: I don't need the jacuzzi. As long as I get new Jen just isn't workin'. I mean, you're going to this Viper, everything will be alright. working together the whole week. It's the perfect Andie: Pacey, you are a bus driver, and I am a opportunity. Late night study sessions, role salesclerk. We're not getting any Viper. Okay, I playing like you guys are husband and wife...you think the first decision that we should make should can remind him of what a great couple you used me where we're going to live. Since we have 3 to be and how compatible you two are. kids, we should get a four-bedroom house. Jen: I don't know. I don't want to jump the gun, Pacey: Kids don't need their own rooms. You you know? know, not everyone gets to grow up like you, very Abby: I want you to jump the gun. His gun, and I princess. want all the gory details. Andie: I want a divorce. *Cut to the Icehouse. Jack is mopping. He dumps Pacey: Granted. We can split the cash, you can the water on the floor.* keep the kids, I'll take the car. Joey: What are you doing? Haven't you ever Andie: That is so typical. Doesn't that sicken you mopped before? You dip the mop in the bucket, that you're living up to the most common embase 21 of all male stereotypes? You don't care about your Dawson: What are you laughing at? wife and kids, no. All you care about is this Jen: This conversation. I mean, listen to us talking overpriced piece of metal. about our mortgages, how we're going to afford to Pacey: Hey it's got passenger side airbags. Look, send our kids to college, I don't know, it's like I want a Viper. That's it. End of story. we're actually married. Who knows maybe 20 Andie: Okay, compromise. You'll get your Viper. If years on down the line...could be us. and only if we can find a buyable two-bedroom Dawson: I think these travel expenses are a little apartment. bit unrealistic. I mean, we're going to want to go Pacey: And how are we supposed to do that? someplace warm in the winter, right? Andie: Well, Mr. Matick said we should do some Jen: Yeah, somewhere like the Florida Keys...I've research in the field so...let's go apartment never been to Hawaii. scouting. Dawson: Jamaica. *Cut to Mitch doing some work when a car pulls Jen: How 'bout Figi? up and Gail and another guy pull up. The guy Dawson: Figi! I could totally do Figi. That'd be hands Gail her briefcase and she kisses him on cool. Um, we should, um, call our travel agent, do the cheek. Mitch goes back to his work and Gail some price checking. Should we take the kids? walks towards him.* Jen: No. They're in college they probably won't Gail: Hi honey. Where's Dawson? want to go with us. Mitch: He's, uh, studying next door. Dawson: They'll probably be sick of us. Gail: What a day. Jen: Besides, if we go alone it'd be much more Mitch: Yeah, I'll bet. romantic. Well, Dawson, we've agreed on Gail: I missed a deadline, the car wouldn't start, practically every aspect of married life, I don't Frank from accounting had to give me a ride think we could be more compatible. home. *Dawson just lifts his eyebrow.* Mitch: Why didn't you call me? Jen: *puts her head on his shoulder.* You know, Gail: I thought it'd be easier if I got a ride. it's kind of a relief that you and me can still hang Mitch: With Frank from accounting. out. Gail: Please, don't tell me your mad about that. Dawson: Yeah... Mitch: Look, Gail, I know that Frank just gave you Jen: You know, it's funny. I have these moments a ride home, alright? But I can't stop how I feel. when I feel as if nothing's really changed between There's no trust here, no honesty. I don't know us. what to do to get it back. I don't know maybe this *Dawson just stares off.* idea of an open, this open marriage thing. Jen: Kind of like right now. Gail: Mitch.. Dawson: Well, I think we've done enough work Mitch: No, no, wait, wait, just here me out. for tonight. What do you think? *He gets up and Maybe, by taking away the rules, I can take away heads for the door* the need to trust you, and we can get back some Jen: Um, Dawson, if you happen to get any of what we lost. inspiration on the assignment or just want to talk Gail: Meaning? or whatever, I'm here for you. My door's always Mitch: Meaning from this moment on Thursday open. If you know what I mean. night is date night, we can go out with whomever Dawson: I think so. I'll see you tomorrow. we want, do whatever we want, when whatever Jen: Bye. we want, and the only rule is that we're honest *Andie and Pacey are apartment scouting* about it. See, there's no need to lie, an open Andie: What is that? marriage allows us that. Landlord: Rat trap. We have a little vermon *Cut to Dawson and Jen in Jen's room.* infestation, not a big deal. Dawson: Um, maybe we should send our kid's to Andie: You're renting the place, as is? state school. It would be a hell of a lot cheaper. Landlord: Yep. As is. Jen: Dawson, if we had kids they'd be Ivy League Andie: Still want that Viper? material. Pacey: What are we doing here? Are we doing Dawson: These prices are astronomical. this project or are we moving in together? We've According to our tax bracket, we would have to looked at twelve different apartment buildings and earn $60,000 a year to send one kid to one year for what? of college. Andie: Research. Mr. Matick told us to do *Jen is laughing.* research. 22 Pacey: Yeah but the assignment is due tomorrow Mr. Matick in your name since you're the living and we don't have a thing on paper. embodiment of a single, successful career Andie: Is that my fault? woman. Pacey: Yes! It is your fault. You're the one that's *She laughs* been leading us on this ridiculous apartment Joey: What's so funny? scavenger hunt. MissWeston: I don't know, I never thought I'd *They're walking down the stairs* someday be thought of as the embodiment of a Andie: I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I actually got into successful career woman. *to some guy* Dayle, this project, Pacey. I'm sorry I'm not the biggest can you bring me the filing portfolio? I need to slacker on the planet. look at it before the meeting. *the guy nods* Pacey: After all this, you still think I'm lazy. Joey: Well you must have always been pretty Andie: No, Pacey, there's lazy and then there's ambitious to be doing so well, I mean... you. Are you trying to win some teen rebel award? MissWeston: Aw, ambitious? Are you kidding? I mean, do you think it's cool to give the finger to Not at all. A few years ago I was the everything and everyone that doesn't fit into your quintessential housewife. Raising kids, staying little self-destructive agenda. home, no job. Growing up I'd always loved art and Pacey: Let's get one thing straight. You don't drawing so I went back to school. Now I'm know me. teaching art and working as an interior designer. Andie: Well enlighten me. My econ. grade It's great because I spend half my time teaching, depends on it. which I love, and spend the other half, in design. Pacey: Okay, you want the broken record? Here it *a guy walks up* Thanks. is. Since before the dawn of time, I have been Joey: You must be incredibly talented. designated the black sheep of my family. This MissWeston: Incredibly hard-working is what I label is permanent. I can't erase it, and I can't am. Oh and Joey, we're doing the designs for a trade it in for a new one. I could bring home an 'A' chain of Mexican restaurants. Come take a look at in econ. or an 'F'. I could bring home the Nobel these floorplans. Peace Prize and it wouldn't make the slightest bit Joey: They look good to me. of difference. So Miss Perky you try growing up in MissWeston: Look closer, do you see any a family atmosphere like that and see if you can potential problems? stay motivated. *Joey bends over and looks* Andie: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. Joey: Um...nevermind. Pacey: No, of course not. You were too busy MissWeston: No, no, what is it? getting into character. "Oh I'm just a salesclerk, a Joey: You placed the kitchen and the bar and poor little salesclerk look for an apartment." You opposite ends of the restaurant. want to know the reason this assignment is so MissWeston: And why is that a problem? fascinating to you? In reality, you've never had a Joey: Well, I work in a restaurant and with it like problem in your life. You drive around in your that, the waiters have to place the kitchen orders Saab, you buy your new clothes, and you and the drink orders separately. Everything takes basically throw your money away. The idea that twice as long and you end up running around like people actually have to budget their money is like a chicken with it's head cut off. some novelty to you. You're rich and you're MissWeston: Mind if I pick your brain for advice spoiled and that's what it comes down to! on some of these other designs? A little trade-off Andie: You know what, you're right. I don't know for helping you with your assignment? anything about me and you know even less about Joey: I don't know. I'd love to. me so just leave me alone! *Cut to Abby and Jen in the coffee house* Pacey: Andie, wait, I.... Abby: Nothing? Nothing has happened? You've Landlord: So…are you going to take the been working with him all week and you expect apartment? me to believe that nothing has happened? *Cut to Joey looking at a model of a house* Jen: I'm telling you nothing has happened. I don't MissWeston: Hi. know. I mean, he's so head-over-heels in love Joey: Hi. I'm Joey Potter. Thank you so much for with Joey I just can't compete with her. seeing me Miss Weston. Abby: That is where you're wrong. Joey has MissWeston: Oh please, Joey, call me Laura. nothing on you. Kenny, what do you think of Joey Joey: Anyways, I know you're probably really Potter? busy but I'm preparing this household budget for Kenny: She's hot. 23 Abby: Oh, shut up! What do you know. You're aspirations after all. practically walleyed. *Gail comes out the front door* Kenny: Well, Abby, I do know that we should be Gail: Um, if your father comes back tell him since working on our assignment. it's Thursday night, I've gone out. Abby: Okay, you're bugging me. Can you just get Dawson: When will you be back? out of my hair and finish it? Gail: Later. Goodnight honey. Kenny: Look, Abby, you haven't been doing your *She leaves. Joey looks at Dawson, confused.* share of the work. Dawson: I've given up trying to figure out my Abby: Well, what do you expect? I'm not like you, parents. It's really weird right now. Kenny. I have a very demanding social life. *They sit there and Joey smiles.* *Kenny goes back to work.* I mean, Joey may be Joey: You think we should take advantage of this pretty. She does have that fresh-face appeal in a moment of unsupervision. very J. Crew-catalogue kind of way, but she's no *They start kissing* you. You're a sex kitten, Jen. And you should *Jen walks in* work it to your advantage. Jen: Hey. Jen: What are you saying? That I should just take *They stop* off all my clothes and throw myself at him? Dawson: Hey. Abby: It could work! Opportunity is not a lengthy Jen: If I've interrupted something I can come back visitor and tonight is your last night with him! I later. mean you have to go for broke. Wear something Joey: No I was just leaving. Bye Dawson. *She scandalous. You can borrow one of my dresses kisses him.* Nice dress. and just spray perfume in all the right places, big Jen: Thanks I borrowed it. red moist lips. Joey: I'll bet. Jen: You know what, you're right. Might as well *Joey leaves* put the final nail in my coffin of shame, what have Dawson: So, um, where do you want to do this? I got to lose? Jen: Somewhere where we can be comfortable. Abby: Yeah. Just seduce him. His tighty-whities Let's go to your bedroom. will be in a ball by the floor of the bed before you *Cut to Icehouse. Trey and Jeff are talking.* can say "Joey Potter is a virgin." Trey: Why do we need two Range Rover's? *They laugh* Compromise Jeff. A couple weeks in Europe...we *Cut to Mrs. Leery lighting candles for dinner. drive a cheaper car. Mitch walks in.* Jeff: You know what, forget the honeymoon! You Gail: Dinner's ready. drive the cheaper car! Mitch: Well, I made other plans, Gail. It's Trey: Why are you so selfish? I mean, why do you Thursday. act like that? Gail: Thursday, right. Well then, you have fun. Jeff: Yeah I'm selfish! See you later. *They walk off as Joey looks confused by their Mitch: Bye. conversation.* *Cut to Dawson and Joey on the porch* Joey: Hey! Sorry I'm late. God, this place is a Joey: So you want to come with me to the pigsty. Icehouse? I told Bessie I'd help clean up. Jack: We got slammed. Dawson: No, I've got to stay here and finish my Joey: Hey Bessie I was telling Laura about our project with Jen. financial problems. Joey: Oh. *singing* Mineeee's donneee. Bessie: Who's Laura? Dawson: I hate you. Joey: She's the interior designer who helped me Joey: Oh yeah? with my project. *They kiss* Bessie: Oh the super successful career woman. Joey: Well, Laura practically did the whole thing. Joey: Anyway, she had some really great ideas. She is so cool, Dawson. She said anytime I want Ways to keep our overhead cost down. Laura also to enter into a company, she'd help me out. said she'd help us with a new logo for the Dawson: Really? Icehouse. I mean, we could print new menus, Joey: She just made me realize that maybe placemats... someday I could own my own business or my own Bessie: We don't need new menus or placemats. company. Joey: She said she could do it for free. She said Dawson: See it looks like Joey has some career it's crucial for businesses to revamp their new look 24 every once in awhile. It keeps things fresh. it. Bessie: I don't have time to take advice from *Cut to Mitch and Gail on their free nights doing some woman who knows nothing about me or my absolutely nothing and looking very bored.* life or the Icehouse. *Cut to Dawson and Jen in Dawson's room.* Joey: She was just trying to help. Dawson: *happily* Alright, we're done! Bessie: I don't need her help. I need your help, Jen: Finally, huh? Mission accomplished. Oh my now. The health department called they're coming God I am so exhausted I can barely see straight. here tomorrow morning and this place is a total Dawson: Yeah, I feel like I've become one with disaster. this chair. Joey: Look, you don't have to snap at me like it's *Jen laughs* my fault. Jen: How about a massage? Get rid of a little bit Bessie: Well, I thought you were coming in of that tension. earlier, we needed you tonight. Dawson: No, I'm cool. Joey: Well, I'm sorry, Bessie, but I actually have a Jen: Are you sure? life. I am not your full-time slave. *Jen goes over and lays on the bed.* Bessie: Full-time slave? That's a bit of an Jen: God, I am so beat. I don't even think I can exaggeration. make it next door. You mind if I just crash here for Joey: Oh is it? the night? Bessie: Yeah! Dawson: *surprised* Yeah, actually I do. Joey: The fact is all I do is run your errands, Jen: What? answer your phone calls, and take care of your Dawson: Yeah, I do mind. You should probably baby and I'm sick of it! go home. Bessie: Oh, Joey, I'm sorry my baby and I are Jen: So what? We can't hang out together cramping your style why don't you go home. Jack anymore is that it? and I have it covered. Dawson: No, absolutely we can hang out *Icehouse, Pacey walks in.* together. We just can't sleep together. Jack: Hey, we're closed. Jen: Well, calm down, Dawson. I just said I would Pacey: Listen, can I just get a cup of coffee, man? crash at your house. No one said anything about I'm desperate. sleeping together. I know what it is. It's Joey, isn't Jack: Yeah, yeah sure. it? She's been putting ideas in your head about Pacey: You're Andie's brother, right? me. *Jack nods.* Dawson: No, Jen, Joey hasn't been putting ideas Pacey: I'm Pacey. in my head. I'm not oblivious. Jack: Yeah, I know who you are. Jen: Meaning? Pacey: Uh, listen, is your sister on any kind of Dawson: Meaning, look at you. I mean, is this medication because she just went completely what you normally wear to a study session? I ballistic on me. mean, you've been making suggestive comments. Jack: Why? What'd you do to her? Testing me all night. Pacey: Nothing. I just called her a spoiler princess Jen: Dawson if you can't handle being in the and she just went psycho. I guess the truth hurts same room with me-- sometimes. Dawson: I can handle being in the same room Jack: Andie a spoiled princess...I don't think with you. I just can't handle you throwing yourself anything could be further from the truth. at me every other second. I mean, don't you find it Pacey: Don't tell me your family's not totally humiliating? loaded. Jen: I'm not humiliating anybody, Dawson. And I Jack: You think I'm workin' here for kicks? know that you're with Joey and I accept that. I just Pacey: Yeah, but your sister drives a Saab man. don't respect it. And I don't mean this in a slutty, And all those nice clothes... self-degrading sort of way, but I want to let you Jack: Yeah it's the last remains of a decaying know that you've got options. And I'm one of them. dynasty. Dawson: Who are you? What happened to Jen? Pacey: I don't get it. Jen: She got bored. Decided to liven things up a Jack: Look, there was a time when things were bit. easy for us, relatively, but those days are over *Jen kisses him and walks towards the door and now. Look I really don't want to get into this. Just turns around* I hope you can handle it Dawson. do me a favor. Give Andie a break. She deserves *She leaves.* 25 *Cut to Mitch and Gail in their bedroom.* Jeff: Great, Mr. Matick. We decided to go for a Mitch: Have fun? casual one by the ocean, just you know, Gail: Yeah. Did you? Jeff and Trey: Close friends and family. Mitch: Yeah. Trey: And that way we can spend more money on Gail: Good. So what'd you do? the honeymoon. Mitch: Went to Duke's. Met some new people. Teacher: Good decision, Trey. Danced a little. You? Kenny: Mr. Matick? Gail: Oh, I met a friend for some drinks. I'm glad Teacher: Yes Kenny? you had a good time tonight, Mitch. Kenny: FYI, Abby Morgan's name is on this report *They turn off the lights* because she threatened my life and didn't help at *Cut to Joey on the porch. Bessie drives up.* all and spent the entire week just verbally abusing Joey: I was beginning to think you skipped town me. on me. Abby: That is a lie! Look, Mr. Matick, Kenny was Bessie: Yeah I was up all night cleaning. Look, congested and he literally had snot all over his Joey. Things aren't working out for you and the face. I just didn't want to get ill. Icehouse so you're fired. Teacher: I hope you set aside money for Joey: Fired? marriage counseling. So Andie, where's your Bessie: I just don't think you should be working project? there anymore. Andie: Well, Mr. Matick, since marriage is a 50/50 Joey: You can't fire me. partnership, I decided to do my project from the Bessie: Yes I can, and I am. wife's perspective so...here's my half. Joey: I know what you're doing Bessie. I couldn't *Pacey walks in with a notebook.* sleep last night I felt so bad. What I said, I didn't Teacher: Pacey Witter! Nice of you to join us. mean. This your project? Bessie: Yes, you did. You were right. I'm in way Pacey: Mine and Andie's. over my head, but these problems are not yours. I Teacher: Looks pretty comprehensive. Good don't want to be the one robbing you of your work, you two. And now that this is over you'll get childhood, the fun of being young. Not burdened these back on Monday then on Monday we'll start by all my messes. It's not fair. It's not fair to you our project on macroeconomics. and I'm sorry. *Cut to outside of school Dawson and Joey* Joey: Bessie, these are my problems because Dawson: I am so glad that project is over. you and I are a team, you know? And you can't Joey: I liked it. fire me because I'm not going anywhere and I Dawson: You did, didn't ya? won't be fired. And I love you. And Alexander. And Joey: Yeah. I don't ever want you to feel like you're in this Dawson: I can see it now, Joey Potter climbing alone. the ladder to corporate America. Bessie: Yeah but you're my little sister. I'm Joey: Shut up. supposed to be taking care of you. Dawson: Come here. Joey: You do. You do take care of me, Bessie. *They start kissing. Abby and Jen walk towards Bessie: You know, one day I'll get it together and them.* you'll be proud of me. Abby: Get a room. Joey: I am proud of you, Bessie. I mean, this *Abby and Jen continue walking* assignment helped me understand how much you Joey: What was that all about? have to deal with and how much stress you are Dawson: I have no idea. under. I think you're amazing. *Cut to Andie and Pacey.* Bessie: Yeah? Andie: Pacey, hey! Joey: Yeah. Pacey: Hey. *Cut to Econ. class* Andie: Thanks for finishing the project. I guess I Teacher: Unlike some of your schoolwork, the can never call you lazy again lessons that you learned from this project, can be Pacey: Listen, I'm sorry about yesterday. 'Kay. I directly applied to your future lives. Therefore, I think we were both suffering from a case of false hope, I hope, I hope that you gave this project's impressions. I talked to your brother last night and it's deserved attention. Now will you please pass he explained to me that your family is not exactly your projects to the front of the room for me. Jeff, the Rockefellar's. how'd that wedding turn out? Andie: He did? 26 Pacey: Yeah, so I feel like the world's biggest car. chump here. Andie: That means all of our kids are stuffed into Andie: Don't sweat it. a 2-bedroom apartment. Pacey: No, really, it's true. I obviously don't know Pacey: Actually it's a one bedroom apartment, anything about you. but, you know, the family that lays together stays Andie: Look, Pacey, my life is like a Movie of the together. Week is better left out of this conversation here, Andie: Pacey, 5 people in one bedroom. That is okay? insanity! Pacey: Okay. Pacey: Are you complaining? I stayed up all night Andie: So what I want to know is did we get the finishing this project. viper? *They pass a convertible where the lady in it turns Pacey: Come on, after all we've been through do her head and takes off her sunglasses revealing you think I could really get the Viper? that it's...... MISS JACOBS ! *Andie gives him a look.* * Ending credits * Pacey: Okay, I had to but it's such an awesome

27 Tamara's Return

*Dawson and Joey are making out outside on a Dawson: Bye Mis--*catches himself* Tamara. blanket* *Tamara laughs* Joey: Dawson... *Cut to Capeside High. Dawson catches up to Dawson: What? Pacey* *Joey sits up* Dawson: Pacey, hey! I need to talk to you. Dawson: What? Pacey: Let me guess. You and Joey are having Joey: What are we doing? another love spat and you want my opinion. Well, Dawson: What does it look like we're doing? here it is. Joey is being sarcastic and Joey: It's just not working. I mean, I'm freezing oversensitive and you, my friend, are being self- and there's bugs. Can't we go somewhere else? absorbed and self-catering. Dawson: W...Well...we can't go to my house and Dawson: This has nothing to do with Joey and we can't go to your house so our options are kind me this has to do with you. of limited. Pacey: What? Do I owe you money again? Joey: I know but I feel too Swiss Family Dawson: No, my dad and I were walking Robinson. I mean, I'm a 20th century girl. We downtown today and we ran into somebody. should make out in some music, mood lighting Pacey: Who? and climate control. *Andie walks up to her locker* Dawson: Where's your sense of romance? We've Pacey: Hey look who the cat dragged in. got gorgeous moonlight shimmering in the water. Andie: Nice to see you too Pacey. Don't worry. We've got stars overhead...crickets chirping...we I'm just here to get a few books out of my locker have plenty of trees and if you get cold you've got then I'll be on my merry way. me to keep you warm. Pacey: Tell me Dawson, who was it? Joey: Dawson... Dawson: You know we should really talk about Dawson: What? this in private. Joey: You are so cheesy. Pacey: God, you know what? I've got to go. If I'm Dawson: You don't like it? late to Mr. Matick's class again he's going to have Joey: Are you kidding? I find it unbearably sexy. an aneurysm. I'll catch up with you after school. *They start making out again* Dawson: No, I've got to meet Joey for this art *Cut to Mitch and Dawson walking down a thing. sidewalk in Capeside* Pacey: Ah, the sacrifices we make for young love, Dawson: I was beginning to think this whole huh? Listen, man, just talk to me later! restaurant idea of yours was just a [missed *Cut to Joey and Jack* phrase]. Joey: Hey, Jack. Mitch: Not if I can find the proper location. And Jack: Hey Jo. this woman swears that I'm not going to find a Joey: Bad news. Suder(?) called and cancelled better deal than her warehouse. on Bessie so we can't open this afternoon but the Dawson: Where are you meeting her? good news is you have the day off. Mitch: Right here. She said she'd meet me at 8. Jack: Okay, but we could open anyway. *Dawson looks up and sees Tamara Jacobs Joey: Well, I'd love to but Bessie's at home with heading towards them* the baby and I've got to go to an art lecture after Tamara: Dawson. school so there's really no one to cover all the Dawson: *surprised* Miss Jacobs. tables. Tamara: Well, I'm not your teacher anymore, Jack: Well, there's me. I could do it. Dawson, you can call me Tamara. Joey: You? Inspecter Kleso(sp?)? Mitch: Tamara Jacobs, I'm Mitch Leery. We Jack: What? You don't think I could handle it? spoke on the phone. Joey: Jack, every since we hired you it's been Tamara: Yes, Mitch. Hello. nothing but a slapstick comedy. I mean, you drop Dawson: Are you moving back into town? dishes, you misplace orders, you fall all over Tamara: No, I'm just in Capeside for a few days to yourself. sell this property. Jack: Then why don't you just terminate me if I'm Dawson: Well, I...I should get going to school. such an incompetent moron? Mitch: Yeah. Joey: We don't want to terminate you, Jack.

28 *thinks about it* Alright, you can open. Bessie will were a freak in general. *reads titles* Ghost, The be relieved and it will be like a test run. Just, uh, Way We Were, pardon me as a gag, oh my god, don't set the kitchen on fire or anything...okay? Dumbo. Jack: Yeah, well, thanks for that unqualified vote Andie: Okay, so I have a grade school mentality of confidence. when it comes to movies. Get off my back. *Cut to lunch. Jen is sitting when Abby comes up Pacey: No, no, I love Dumbo. and holds money in front of her face.* Andie: You love Dumbo? Jen: Oh, Abby. Would you get that out of my Pacey: Are you kidding? It's my pantion(?) of all face? time favorites. I cried when I saw it as a kid. *Abby laughs then sits down* Andie: You cried during Dumbo? Abby: Oh come on. It's allowance time and I feel Pacey: Are you joking me? I bawled my head off. a major buying binge coming on. So tomorrow get I mean, the way those elephants made fun of him your pocketbook and a sensible pair of shoes and for those fat, floppy ears and then he loses his let's go blow some major dough. mother. Oh my lord, that's one of the saddest Jen: You know, I really don't feel like shopping. movies ever. Abby: Don't feel like shopping?! Andie: This is really strange. Jen: No. Pacey: What is? Abby: You don't feel like shopping and you call Andie: Well, just when I've written you off for yourself a woman! good you drop this whole Dumbo bomb on me. Jen: I'm just not feeling all that festive, alright? My Pacey: Hey, look, uh, I'm outta here and I got no plan is to spend the weekend in bed...counting my plans so uh what do you say we walk around ceiling tiles. downtown or something? Abby: Please, don't tell me this has something to Andie: Yeah, right, what's the joke? do with your ludicrous Dawson Leery fixation. Pacey: No joke. I got no plans. And, believe it or *Jen looks at her.* not, I'd rather spend the afternoon exchanging Abby: Jen, damn it! You're such an ass! barks with a bright like yourself than flying solo so Jen: Shhh! pinch yourself, it's your lucky day. So you in? Abby: I mean what is so great about Dawson Andie: Yeah, I mean, might as well. Leery? He's just a guy with a motormouth and a Pacey: Unless you have your heart set on limp billy(?) club. Turn over a rock and find watching Dumbo. yourself another guy. The whole world's crawling Andie: Nah, I've seen it like 500 times. You're not with them. going to throw me in front of a bus or anything? Jen: Look, it's not that easy, okay? I mean, I got Pacey: Interesting idea. Hadn't thought of that. rejected. It hurts. And to make matters *Cut to art lecture.* worse...that whole Dawson-Joey-Pacey Laura: I'd like to close with this piece, "Winter troyca(sp?) I just hate being on the outskirts of it, Mist". It's Jarvis' most famous work. No one can you know? I mean I used to fit in. deny after looking at this exquisitely tuned surface Abby: Count your blessings. Those people are that this picture that the positions of color and boring. shape.. Jen: Yeah. Yeah, well, I guess I just need a few *Dawson has a skeptical look on his face. Joey days to nurse my narsocistic wounds. looks like she's concentrating and interested.* Abby: Jen, you've had a few days. You're Laura: (cont.) the intensity of his lines...that Jarvis practically in hibernation. Winter is over, Jen. was in complete control of his new technique. Come out of your cave. And I need you with me. Sadly, three weeks after Jarvis completed "Winter Jen: What could you possibly need me for? All I'm Mist" he died from alcohol poisoning. Despite his going to do is rain on your parade. untimely death, Jarvis left a lasting impression on Abby: Well, shopping for me is like deep sea the art world and his title of one of the abstract diving. It's dangerous and exciting, and if I do it expressionists of the 20th century...will live on. alone I may never come up for air. Please don't let *Audience claps.* me go by myself. I could drown in a sea of *Cut to Dawson and Joey walking outside* dresses and hair gel. Joey: The art lecture was great wasn't it? *They laugh* Dawson: It was certainly...prolonged. *Cut to a classroom. Andie drops some movies* Joey: You hated it. Pacey: *picking them up* McPhee. I didn't know Dawson: No, not at all. I just don't think abstract you were a closet movie freak. I just thought you impressionism is really my thing. 29 Joey: Your thing? Andie: Pacey what's the matter? You look like Dawson: Yeah, I don't know it just seemed so you've seen a ghost. unresolved. Pacey: No I haven't seen her for awhile and she Joey: Unresolved? was my teacher and uh... Dawson: Yeah, I mean it's just a blob of paint that Andie: Your teacher. Did she flunk you or offers up more questions than answers. something? Joey: A blob of paint, Dawson? Pacey: Uh, no, no. Uh, you know what, Andie? I Dawson: Well, like "Winter Mist" for example. think I'm going to have to take a raincheck on this. What was the ultimate emotion expressed in that Um, I'm really sorry, but I've got to go, okay? painting? Andie: What? Are you serious? Joey: Dawson, newsflash. Just because a *Cut to Pacey watching Tamara enter a painting does not have a beginning, middle, and warehouse.* an end like some summer release, popcorn movie *Cut to art class.* doesn't mean it's not charged with emotion, okay? Laura: I'm on to you, Joey. Dawson: I guess I like my art with a verdict. Joey: What do you mean? Specific, coherent, and to the point. Like Laura: How many other talents have you been romanticism. I can totally get into romanticism....if hiding from me? you know what I mean. Joey: Please, it's an apple and a banana. It's Joey: Yes, I know what you mean. hardly the second coming. *Laura walks up.* Laura: You can be as self-depreciating as you Laura: Hey guys. want. It doesn't change the fact that you're a Dawson: Hey Laura! Great lecture. natural. You, my friend, have a gift. Do you draw Laura: Did you really like it? much? Joey: It was awesome. Joey: Uh, when I was little, I did. I wanted to be Laura: Tomorrow I'm teaching an art class so if like my mom was. you two are interested in auditing(?) you're Laura: Was? Why did she stop? definitely welcome. Joey: She, uh, she didn't. She...she died. Dawson: I've got to work. Laura: Oh, I'm so sorry, Joey. That must have Laura: Joey? been incredibly difficult. When? Joey: I'm afraid my artistic skills peaked in the 3rd Joey: A few years ago. She had breast cancer. grade. Laura: She was an artist? Laura: Ah, it's a beginner's class. You don't have Joey: Sort of. I mean, she taught herself. She to be Picasso, just willing. *Joey considers it* wasn't a professional...like you. She just kind of *Cut to Pacey and Andie walking downtown* did it for fun. I remember she used to draw Andie: This truck literally came out of nowhere pictures from my favorite stories and hang them in and I didn't see it so now my Saab's back in the my room. shop. Laura: So, art must be in your genes. Pacey: Another accident? You are officially the Joey: I don't know. I guess. world's worst driver. Laura: Well, if you enjoy this, Joey, I think that *Pacey sees Tamara* you should really pursue it. I could recommend Andie: Pacey? Pacey what's wrong? some great classes. Tamara: Hello Pacey. Aren't you going to *Joey looks at her.* introduce me to your friend? Laura: Okay, why the look? *Pacey just stands there.* Joey: Are you serious? Tamara: Tamara Jacobs. Laura: I'm very serious, and you know what? You Andie: Nice to meet you. I'm Andie. should take yourself a little more seriously. I Tamara: Pacey was a former student of mine. mean, I may not be a great artist, but I like to think Pacey: Yeah, I was her teacher and she was...no, I have an eye. And my eye says you're good. I was her student and she was my teacher. Joey: Why, when you say that, do I suddenly feel Tamara: Well, I'm late for an appointment. It was overcome with anxiety? really nice to see you, Pacey. Laura: Because with talent comes responsibility, Pacey: Yeah, likewise. and you owe it to yourself not to let this talent go Tamara: And nice to meet you, too, Andie. Take to waste. care. *Cut to Dawson's house. Andie knocks on *She walks off.* Dawson's door* 30 Dawson: Be right there. Jen: How are you going to explain it to you *He opens it.* parents? Andie: Hey Dawson. Abby: The usual....I got mugged. Dawson: Andie. Hey, come on in. I'm just having Jen: In Capeside? You are crazy. a domestic spell. What are you...what are you Abby: You love me, right? I mean, this morning doing here? you had that whole hung-jawed, woe-is-jen thing, Andie: Uh, what am I doing here? I was in the but now look at you. You're smiling, you're neighborhood, and I was wondering what the laughing, you've got new lipstick. Aren't you glad english assignment is for Monday, so I thought you met me? you might know, and....here I am. Jen: You know what? I am. I mean, I left New Dawson: It's the first chapter of Gulliver's Travels. York because I couldn't handle being the bad girl Andie: Cool. Great. I'm going to go home right anymore, but, I tell you, if being the bad girl now and read it. Thanks. means not walking around in a perpetual state of Dawson: Andie? Andie? Are you sure that's why loneliness and depression, then bad girl it is. you came by? Abby: I'm glad I'm getting you back to your roots. *Andie hesitates* Oh my God! Jen, don't look now, but the biggest Andie: I don't really know you, Dawson, but if I babe I've ever seen in my life is sitting right behind ask you something, do you swear that you'll keep you. it in the strictest of confidence. *Jen turns around and looks.* Dawson: Yeah, absolutely. Abby: Mine. I called him. Andie: Has Pacey said anything to you Jen: No way, Abby. Look at the guy. He's, like, about...possibly liking someone? twice your age. Dawson: Liking someone? Liking who? Abby: Perfect. That means he's almost mature Andie: Liking, oh, I don't know...me? enough to handle me. I'm so sick of these little Dawson: Uh, not that I recall. boys. I need a real man with chest hair and body Andie: Oh. odour and illegitimate children scattered across Dawson: But that doesn't mean he doesn't like the country. *towards the guy* Excuse me! Hi, uh, you. He could very well like you. He just doesn't what's your name? say anything to me. Why? Do you...do you like Jen: *to Abby* Shut up! him? Vincent: Vincent. Andie: Me? Like Pacey? No Abby: Hi, Vincent. I'm Abby, and this is my friend way...well...maybe....possibly. Jen. So, you're eating alone? Dawson: Why don't you just tell him? *Vincent nods* Andie: I could never, EVER tell Pacey that. I Abby: Well, you're welcome to come join us. We mean, he's a pig. He's obnoxious. There's just no don't bite, unless we're asked to. way, and you have to swear to me that you will Vincent: I'd love to join you ladies, but I have to not tell him either. get to the docks. Dawson: Why do I feel like I'm in 2nd grade? Abby: The docks? What do you do there? Andie: Dawson, please. Sunbathe? Dawson: Okay, I won't say a word. I swear. Vincent: I'm a fisherman. Got a 2-month stint on a But...I've know Pacey a long time, and that long-liner, hauling swordfish. obnoxious pig behavior is sometimes his attempt Abby: Oh, so you're not from Capeside? Well, if at flirtation. you ever want somebody to show you the sights, Andie: Really? give me a call. Abby Morgan, 555-0142. Dawson: Yeah. Vincent: Thanks for the offer. *to Jen* I didn't Andie: Okay! Thanks! I'll see you around! catch your name. *She walks away and then turns around and Jen: Jen. hands him back the boxers she had picked up and Vincent: Jen. It's nice meeting you, Jen. been holding of his.* Jen: You too. *Cut to Abby and Jen sitting down at a table in a *Cut to Joey sitting sketching when Dawson walks restaurant.* up.* Abby: Now, that was what I call a shopping Dawson: Hey you! spree. I can't believe I blew my entire monthly *Joey closes her sketchpad.* allowance in less than 20 minutes. That is a Joey: Hi. record for me...I think. Dawson: What's up? 31 Joey: Nothing. Pacey: Oh, good. Well, at least there's a science Dawson: *pointing to the sketchpad* That's not to this thing. nothing. What is it? Tamara: Yes. It's what we ex-English teachers Joey: It's a sketchpad. I was just doodling. It's no call a classic "Pinter" moment, where everything is big deal. said in silence because the emotion behind what Dawson: Well, what were you doodling? we really want to say is just too overwhelming. Joey: Well, if you must know, a bowl of fruit. It Pacey: And, uh, that's what we're having? A was something I was working on in Laura's class. "Pinter" moment? Dawson: A bowl of fruit? You're really getting into Tamara: Yes. this whole art thing. Well, let's see it. Pacey: That's okay with you? Joey: No! Tamara: Well, silence is an acquired taste. The Dawson: Come on! more complicated life becomes the better it is to Joey: I don't think so. learn to say nothing. Dawson: Why not? I like this new art interest. You Pacey: Okay. Then, uh, maybe we could have know, Joey Potter: Artist extraordinaire, empress just a couple more seconds of silence? of all impressionism, *getting on top of the table* Tamara: Sure. master of all still life. I hereby declare myself a Pacey: Who is this Pinter guy? full-fledged, madly enthusiastic fan of your new Tamara: Stay in school, Pacey. hobby. *Pacey starts walking away.* *They kiss.* Pacey: Yes, Miss Jacobs. Joey: Dawson, why is it your obsession with *Cut to Mitch and Dawson in the Leery's kitchen.* movies is your life passion, while my interest in art Mitch: Want some breakfast? is a hobby? Dawson: No. I'll just have some juice. I gotta go Dawson: Ah! I knew, I knew as soon as I said find Joey. "hobby" that it was the wrong word, but by the Mitch: How are the two lovebirds? time I said it, it was already *noticing Joey getting Dawson: Um, good...I think. This art obsession is her things together* it was gone, and there was no making Joey a little crazy. I can't do or say getting it back. anything right. I made the mistake of teasing her Joey: You know, I really have to finish up, so I'll about this art lecture. She went sybil on me. see you later. Mitch: Well, in my experience, Dawson, erratic Dawson: Well, so you're just going to leave it like behavior of the female orientation usually means this? the root of the problem is something unexpected. Joey: Like what? Unresolved? It's probably not about art. Go find out what it is. Dawson: Yeah. Dawson: Is this your father knows best moment? Joey: Why don't you just consider me a Mitch: Have one every now and then. Find her. nonspecific, incoherent, expressionistic painting? Talk to her. *kisses him on the cheek then slaps him on the Dawson: Alright, thanks. back* Have a GREAT day, Dawson. *Pacey walks in and Mitch leaves* *Cut to Pacey at Tamara's* Pacey: Hello. Pacey: Hi. Dawson: Hey Pacey! The man, the myth, the Tamara: Hi. legend. Pacey: I was debating whether or not I should Pacey: Listen, Dawson, that little secret you had actually do this, uh, the "this" being coming out to yesterday...Tamara? You really should've told me. see you because...you know, when we said hi Dawson: I tried to tell you. You were off and down yesterday it was, uh, a little.....awkward. And I the hall before I could get it out. don't know, I just thought that I should come-- Pacey: Well, you see, we got a situation here, Tamara: Pacey? now, because I realized last night that I'm not Pacey: Yeah? entirely over her. Tamara: It was supposed to feel awkward. Dawson: Oh, boy. Um, Pacey, I'm your friend and Pacey: How about this? Is this supposed to feel I want to be supportive, and helpful, but the only awkward, too? thing I can think of to say to you in good Tamara: M-hm. conscience is stay away. You haven't even fully Pacey: And if we were to see each other a third recovered from the gossip fallout of your last time? completely illegal interlude. There are girls your Tamara: Still awkward. age, there are girls who like you. Would it be so 32 terrible if you fell for one of them? Tamara: Understood. Pacey: Like who? *Cut to Abby and Jen pacing the docks.* Dawson: Like the one who came to my house Jen: Abby, we've been pacing these docks for, yesterday and told me that she liked you. like, 2 hours. What are we still doing here? I'm Pacey: Who? starting to feel kind of stupid. Dawson: I'm not supposed to say. Abby: What do you think? We're look for Vincent. Pacey: Dawson, I'm not in the mood. Who? Jen: Who? Dawson: Andie. Andie likes you. Abby: Vincent. Pacey: Andie hates me. Jen: The fisherman? Dawson: When a girl hates you the way Andie Abby: The babe. We're on hunk patrol. hates you, it really means that she likes you. Jen: Oh my God, Abby, you've got to be kidding That's basic kindergarten psychology. me. There's got to be, like, a hundred different Pacey: Yeah, but that's different, Dawson. Andie's boats here. We have no idea which one he's a girl, okay? And Tamara...Tamara's a woman. working on. We're not going to find him, and yeah, Dawson: Exactly. Pacey, you should be with a he may be good looking but he's old enough to be girl. Okay, look, I gotta go and I'm really sorry, but your father. Haven't you ever heard of statutory I'm begging you, as your friend, don't go there. rape? *Cut to Icehouse* Abby: Oh shut up! Joey: Hey Bessie! You think I could have the day *Cut to art exhibit* off since there's nobody here and there's this huge Joey: We don't have to stay long. I just want to art exhibit at the college I'm dying to go see? take a look around. I know this must be incredibly Bessie: Sure. I'll hold down the fort. boring for you. Joey: You are, without a doubt, my favorite sister. Jack: Boring? Jarvis is, like, my all-time favorite Bessie: I'm your only sister. expressionist. Bessie: And hey, Joey, this place is dead. Why Joey: Your favorite expressionist? don't you take Jack with you? Jack: Yeah, you know about him? Joey: There's priceless art at this exhibit. He Joey: Just that he was an alcoholic and he died could do some serious damage. young. Bessie: Just take him. I feel sorry for him. He just Jack: And he was a genious. Look...amazing sits around looking dopey. painter. And, you know what? He was severely Joey: Hey, Jack! Do you know what an art exhibit manicdepressive so, like, half of his paintings are is? all, well, chaotic and...and colorful and the other Jack: Yeah... half...the other half are, like, real...suggestive, you Joey: Do you want to go to one? know? But this *pointing to a painting* this one. Jack: Sure. This is his most famous painting..."Winter Mist". I Joey: *to Bessie* This should be entertaining. love it when a painting can really affect you *Cut to Mitch and Tamara in the warehouse.* emotionally. I mean, I find this one really intence. Mitch: It's a great space. Location's ideal, with a *Joey is staring at him shocked.* little work, of course. Jack: What? What are you looking at Tamara: Well, I probably shouldn't be telling a Joey: Nothing. I just had no idea you were such prospective buyer this, but I am eager to sell so an art connoisseur. you're going to get a good deal. Jack: What? You think my only talents are waiting Mitch: Trying to outrun some financial difficulties? tables? Tamara: *laughs* We both know my problems Joey: No because if that was your only talent, weren't strictly financial. then you'd be completely talentless. Mitch: Yeah, well, since you brought it up. Um, a Jack: Oh-ho-ho. I see. So, not only are you student, wasn't it? shocked to find out I have a brain in my head, you Tamara: Yes, something like that. Um, the ceiling think I'm a terrible waiter on top of it? needs fixing up, but the windows are completely Joey: You know you're a sucky waiter, Jack. new. From what I've heard, you're no stranger to Jack: No way! I'm awesome! Alright. Maybe, scandal yourself. every once in awhile, I mess up an order-- Mitch: Only if your definition of scandal includes Joey: Jack, "every once in awhile"? You're a your wife having an affair with her co-anchor but if walking sight gag. you don't mind, uh, I'd like to give that image a Jack: Sight gag. rest for the afternoon. Joey: Yeah. 33 Jack: Well, I guess that's one way of looking at a favor, leave Abby at home. me. But just like if some shallow person stumbled Abby: Jen! Jen, come on! across all these paintings and labeled them, like, I Vincent: Hey, Jen. Thanks for coming by! don't know, messy or meaningless, you know? *Cut to Jack and Joey outside the exhibit* But if you stare at the images long enough, you Joey: I've actually started doing some drawing on can see they're filled with great power and my own. passion...intelligence. Jack: Really? Joey: I'm sorry, Jack. Joey: Yeah. Jack: For what? Jack: That's cool. I'd love to see anything you've Joey: For jumping to the wrong conclusions. I done. I mean, if you want to show it to me. mean, there's obviously a lot more to you than Joey: Well, there's not much to see, really. Laura pratfalls. just had us working on a bowl of fruit, which isn't Jack: Well, Joey, you ain't seen nothing yet! the most inspiring subject matter to say the least. Joey: *laughing* Okay... Jack: See, you shouldn't be wasting your time *Cut to Abby and Jen. They found Vincent.* drawing things you're not passionate about. Draw Abby: Hey there, Mr. Man! We've been looking what you love. for you. Joey: What I love? Vincent: You came all the way down here looking Jack: Yeah. That's what artists do. They go to a for me? Aren't I a lucky guy? place inside themselves, and they find what Abby: You have no idea just how lucky you are. inspires them, you know? Draw what's important Vincent: What can I do for you, Abby? to you. Abby: You remembered my name. *Dawson walks up.* Vincent: I never forget a pretty face. Joey: *to Dawson* What are you doing here? Abby: Well, we came down to invite you out. I Dawson: I was looking all over for you. I went to was thinking a night on the town is in order. A little the Icehouse and Bessie said you were here. joyride up the cape. There's a watering hole in Jack: So, uh, Joey, I'm going to take off. Portsmouth where we could throw back a couple Joey: No, we can all walk back together. of drinks. I'm sure you've heard of it...Whitey's? Jack: No, that's cool. I've got some errands to It's all the rage with you laborers. run, but listen, I had a blast. Vincent: "Laborer"? Is that my designated label? Joey: Me too. Thank you for coming. Abby: No, don't take it the wrong way. I love Jack: Sure. laborers. They're sexy and they know what to do Dawson: So you want to check out the exhibit? with their hands. Joey: I already did, Dawson. Vincent: Well, I'm going to have to pass. Dawson: Do you want to show me the paintings Abby: Pass? What do you mean? Why? you like? Vincent: I'll tell you why. I'm not interested in Joey: Dawson, it's okay. I know this isn't your playing some blue-collar pin-up for some thing. You earned your points just by coming. oversexed, condescending teenybopper. That's enough. Abby: Excuse me? Dawson: No, Joey, I want to be here. I want to be Vincent: Thanks for coming by and slumming it. with you. Jo, talk to me. What's wrong? I know I Abby: *to Jen* Let's go. hurt your feelings by being too flip about this art *Jen holds back* thing, and I'm sorry. It was never my intention, Jen: Vincent? Hey...Abby's got a particular way believe me. I'm just trying to be us, Dawson and with words that, that sometimes the stuff she says Joey, who analyze and argue and debate and comes out wrong, but she means well, mostly. disagree. You've put me in my place a thousand Anyway, the only reason we came all the way times about some movie. Why can't we just down here is because she likes you, so give her a interchange subject? It might actually be a break, would you? refreshing change. Vincent: It's Jen, right? Joey: It is SO much more than that, Dawson. Jen: Yeah. Dawson: Then why are you closing yourself off to Vincent: I have to be honest. I don't like your me? What's changed? friend. I think she's a stuck-up phony who wouldn't Joey: That's the point, Dawson! Nothing's know a real man from a hole in the wall, but changed! You, me, we're exactly the way we've you...you're different. I can tell, and if you'd like to, always been and I am SO tired of it! I'd be happy to take you out sometime. But do me *Cut to Pacey and Tamara in her warehouse.* 34 Pacey: So I looked up this Pinter guy. Harold, Jen: Abby, that's not true! I didn't do anything. playwright, the king of subtext. You say one thing, Abby: And after everything I've done for you. And, but you mean another. We're big on that here in I mean, I like one guy, just one guy, and you can't Capeside. step out of the spotlight long enough for me to get Tamara: *laughs* Yes, I know. him. Pacey: Do you think it's possible for us to have a Jen: Look, you can have him, okay? I don't want moment without all the subtext? him. You're my friend. That's what's important to Tamara: Uh, I don't know, Pacey. Words have me. always gotten us into so much trouble. Abby: Screw the crap. Friends don't compete Pacey: Yeah, well, that's not going to happen this over the same guy. time. I bet you thought I came over to your house Jen: Don't blame me just because you got the other day to pour out my wounded heart to rejected. you, to confess just how much I miss you, and to Abby: I didn't get rejected. That's your specialty, tell you that seeing you the other day brought not mine. back all the old feelings. But, really, I'm fine. You *Cut to Joey and Dawson* know, I keep thinking that I shouldn't be over this, Joey: Can we talk? but I am. You know, sexually, we were pretty good Dawson: Yeah, if you explain what's going on. together, but in all other respects, we were on 2 You're scaring me, and I'm afraid if I say anything different planets, and that's what I came to tell you it's going to lead to a fight. the other day. I'm fine. I've grown up. Joey: Dawson, look, I've been thinking of how to Tamara: You have. I see that. make you understand my behavior lately. You Pacey: So *laughs* I guess this is it...the last big know, why I've been pushing you away but then I goodbye. realized that I don't even know, Dawson. All I Tamara: Goodbye Pacey. know is that you are very important to me, and *He starts to leave and then turns around and him this art thing, whether it be a hobby or my life's and Tamara go at it.* passion, is important to me, too. It is the first thing Pacey: I think we could probably both benefit from other than you that's been important to me in a one of those silent moments right now. long time. Tamara: Yes, I think so. Dawson: Joey, that's great. I'm glad you have Pacey: This Pinter guy was really onto something. that. I really am. I just don't want us to lose what's Woo. great about us. Tamara: Yes, he was. Joey: Dawson, you've been everything to me, and Pacey: Um, Tamara.. I have been your sidekick, your confidant, your Tamara: You know what, Pacey? Uh, I have a other half for so long, and that's how our buyer coming here in, like, an hour, and I really relationship works. And it's a nice place for you, need to clean up this place. but for me, it's scary because I realized that, aside Pacey: Is that subtext again? from you, I don't have anything. My entire life is Tamara: No. attached to you, Dawson. I was working on these Pacey: Listen, I know it's over, okay? It has to be, sketches, and somebody told me to draw what's but I just...I need to know, um, oh, God...do important to me. What inspires me. What I you...miss...teaching? love...and this is the only thing I could thing of. Tamara: Yes.....very much. *She hands him her sketchpad where a picture of Pacey: Good. Because I miss your Dawson was sketched.* teaching....very much. Dawson: Joey, look... *He leaves.* Joey: And that's not okay with me, Dawson. I care *Cut to Jen and Abby in the hall* about you so much, but if I ever lost you, I would Jen: Abby, I like your dress. Did I tell you that? be standing here totally void of anything else in Abby: Only about 300 times. my life. I live in total fear of doing nothing, of going Jen: Alright, I give up. What did I do? Why are nowhere, and that is why I shut you out. Because you punishing me? if I can't have something to hold onto Abby: I liked that guy. We went down there for independently from you, then I don't have me...and you just stole him right out from under anything at all. me. I saw the looks you were giving him, batting Dawson: First of all, I'm not going anywhere. your eyelashes at him with the mascara I bought Secondly, I just want you to be happy. Now, you. whatever that means, I'll provide it or support it or 35 be completely uninvolved with it. I mean, whatever Pacey: I really have no idea what you're talking it takes. I just want us to stop fighting. about. Joey: Dawson, I wasn't fighting with you. I was Andie: Yes, it's true. I had a brief flash of maybe fighting with myself. Part of me wanted to send feeling like I didn't, possibly, hate you. Hm, but it you off from me, and the other part wanted to hold will pass so there's no need to get a big head or you so tight. anything. Dawson: Well, which part of you won? Jo? Pacey: So you think it'll pass? Joey: Dawson, I don't mean to sound like a blob Andie: It may pass. It most likely will pass. of paint, but can we just let this one thing remain Unless...no. It will definitely pass. In fact, I think it unresolved for now? just did. Yep. There it went. It's gone. *Dawson sighs and they hug.* Pacey: You like me. You really like me! *Cut to Pacey knocking on the window at Andie. Andie: Pacey, please stop torturing me. He walks in and takes a seat.* Pacey: I want to, but I can't. There's just Pacey: Is this seat taken? *takes a bite of her something about you McPhee. You bring out the burger* How's the burger here? sadist in me. Andie: Dawson told you, didn't he? Don't play *Pacey and Andie glance across the street and dumb. When dumb people play dumb, it's very see Tamara getting into her car.* disconcerting. Dawson told you what I told him, Andie: Don't you know that woman? and that's why you're acting so weird. Just admit Pacey: I did. But not anymore. it. * Ending credits*

36 Full Moon Rising

*Dawson's room: on the television, a wolf is Mitch: Can I see those plans one more time? jumping over a cliff and there's a full moon in the Tamara: Absolutely. Mitch, I don't mean to sound background.* desperate, but I really am anxious to sell this Dawson: Is there anything more beautiful than a place, so if you're at all interested, I will make you full moon? It looks close enough to touch but it's a the fairest offer known to man. million miles away. Mitch: Is it that bad being here? *The camera starts zooming around the room Tamara: Let's just say Capeside really is a bridge leaving Dawson and Joey nowhere to be seen but I should burn. still heard. * Mitch: Tell you what? Give me one more look at Joey: It's actually only 240,000 miles away, those plans, and I promise you I'll make a Dawson, and it won't be completely full until decision. tomorrow night. *Cut to Jen walking and Vincent catches up with *The camera focuses on the open window* her* Dawson: Well... Vincent: Hey Jen. *Wind blows through the window then CUT TO Jen: Hey. How's it going? Dawson and Joey outside sitting on the roof with Vincent: Where's your evil other half? the reflection of an almost-full moon in the window Jen: Oh, Abby? Abby and I are in a trial behind them.* separation period right now. Dawson: (cont.) It's still romantic. Vincent: Lucky you. So Jennifer...I'm desperate. Joey: *makes a face* How did the moon become You've got to help me. What goes on in this town? the state flower for romance? I mean, it's just a Jen: Not much. natural satellite that reflects the sun's light. Vincent: You know...I've been here a week now, Dawson: Well, casting it's peaceful and silent and you're the first breath of fresh air that's blown glow over a chaotic world. I love a full moon. through and you probably think I'm flirting with Joey: But peaceful, Dawson? A full moon turns you. everything off-kilter it turns everything Jen: And you're not? upsidedown. I mean, weird things always happen Vincent: I am, but I thought I would acknowledge during a full moon. it and smooth things out a little. Dawson: Is Joey Potter being superstitious? Jen: It helped....a little. Joey: *defensively* No, scientific. Vincent: Wait. Look, I'm not very good at this so Dawson: *perplexed* How do you figure that? please bear with me. I have been at sea for the Joey: Human beings are made up of 70% water, last 18 days with a bunch of ill-mannered, drunken right? idiots, and I would really love to reacquaint my Dawson: Yeah. *He kisses her on the chin.* brain with the simple pleasures of life. Joey: *smiles* And the moon controls the time. Jen: Which are? Dawson: Mm-hm. *Dawson kisses her on the Vincent: Well, conversations that don't offend my lips* mother's virtue with 4-letter words and an exotic Joey: Pulling great bodies of water back and cup of ground roast coffee. So, please, if you have forth, it does the same thing to us. any compassion for the working man, say you'll Dawson: *still kissing Joey* Really? show me the gentler side of Capeside. Joey: Pulls us in different directions, disrupting Jen: Well, I suppose it would be my civic duty. the normal flow of things, and Dawson? Vincent: Tonight? Dawson: Yeah? Jen: *makes a face like she can't* Ohhh. *gives Joey: I'm telling you. Weird things always happen in* 7:30. 22 Seafare Drive. during a full moon. Vincent: I'll be there. Dawson: You're scaring me. *Cut to Andie walking into the video store where *Dawson slips on the roof.* Pacey is watching a porno.* Dawson: Oop! *he laughs* Pacey: Well, if it isn't Little Miss McPhee. Joey: *seriously* Very funny. Andie: I'm just here to get a video, Pacey. *Joey looks back up at the full moon.* Pacey: Can I help you? *Mitch and Tamara are walking in downtown Andie: Don't bother.. I can help myself. Why don't Capeside* you just go back to your....Debbie Does Dallas?

37 Pacey: It's, uh, Jacuzzi Floozies, actually. You Jen: Alright. Are you sure that you're okay with ever notice how the most interesting part of a porn this whole guy thing? movie is the title? Think about it. You got The Abby: Absolutely. Sperminator, Romancing the Bone, Little Oral Jen: Okay. Great 'cause I've been dying to tell Annie... somebody. I've got a date with Vincent. Andie: I don't know why they bother being clever. Abby: You bitch. I mean, they're all the same to me. They should Jen: What? have the same title: Women Pacey Will Never Do. Abby: After everything I've done for you...how Pacey: Ouch. You know, McPhee, we really could you go and steal him from me? should just bite the bullet. Jen: Are you out of your mind? He doesn't even Andie: Meaning? know that you exist, Abby. Pacey: All this verbal sparring we're doing is *They leave the drugstore* getting a little dangerous so we should just go out Abby: You might want to stop and pick up some on a date before somebody gets hurt. condoms. You're in the big leagues now, babe. I Andie: Forget it. mean, that guy probably has illegitimate kids Pacey: Come on. You know you want to. scattered up and down the eastern seaboard. Andie: Well, maybe if I was asked politely. Jen: Shut up, Abby. Pacey: Okay. Andie…would you like to go on a Abby: Yeah, he probably likes it kinky, oh but date with me tonight? that's right. You're the girl from New York City, Andie: Okay. right? Pacey: *sarcastically* Well, don't sound too Jen: I'm warning you, back off. enthused. Abby: Yeah, ol' Vincent probably knows an easy Andie: I'll try to restrain myself. So where are we lay when he sees one. going? *Jen turns around and bitchslaps Abby.* Pacey: Uh, how about the movies? That way we Jen: Don't you ever talk to me again! Ever! don't have to talk to each other too much, less *Cut to the Leery's kitch. Gail is cooking and Joey chance of punches being thrown. and Dawson are doing homework at the kitchen Andie: Good idea. table. Mitch walks in* Pacey: Great. I'll pick you up at 7:30. You live on Mitch: Hey guys. Windsor, right? Dawson: Hi Dad. Andie: *panicked* Um, I'll meet you there. Joey: Hi Mr. Leery. Pacey: No, it's okay. It's a date. I can pick you up. Mitch: What is with the Betty Crocker routine? Andie: Okay, well, how about we meet at the Gail: I'm playing ambassador to a visiting reporter Icehouse? I mean, neutral ground. from the city. Happens every couple of months. Pacey: Andie, it's fine. Your house is on my way. This time, rather than going out, I thought I'd have Andie: Well, maybe we shouldn't do this. him over here for dinner. Pacey: Come on, Andie. Don't wuss out on me Mitch: Him? now. Gail: Yeah, him. Gary Somers. He's going to be Andie: *hesitant* Well, okay. Um, 7:30. See you our New York roamer and affiliate. there. Don't be late. Mitch: It's Saturday, Gail. That sounds more like a Pacey: *looks confused, then smiles* Cool. Thursday night excursion. *Cut to Andie outside the video store smiling.* Dawson: What are Thursdays? *Cut to Jen in a drugstore looking at make up. Gail: It's work, Mitch. It's for work. Abby walks in* Mitch: You know, somehow the fact that he's a Abby: Hey! So you're not still mad at me, are coworker doesn't provide me much comfort. I you? wonder why. Jen: What? For calling me a desperate loser? Gail: At least I have coworkers. Gee, why should I be? Mitch: Meaning? Abby: I didn't mean that. I'm sorry. I always get a Gail: Meaning, I work. Therefore, I have little wiggy around this time of the month. *steals a coworkers. lipstick* Oops. Look, let's never let a guy come Mitch: Oh, Gail. You can do better than that. between us again. Men will come and go, but you Joey: I gotta go to work. and I are kindred spirits. We're rebels bound Dawson: I'll go with you. together by the common need to break out of this *Dawson and Joey exit into the hallway* small town abyss. Joey: What was that all about? That Thursday 38 night stuff again. Jack: Relax. Enjoy the quiet. Dawson: Joey, my parents are scaring the hell Joey: If Mr. Bottomless Cup of Coffee would out of me. leave, I'd close the place. Joey: Don't worry about it, Dawson. It's just the Jack: You really don't like being a waitress, do full moon. It puts everyone on edge. I gotta go. you? Bye. Joey: What gave you the first clue? *Joey leaves and Mitch storms down the hallway.* Jack: Your utter disdain for our customers. Dawson: Dad, what was that all about? Joey: And you find this new vocation stimulating? Mitch: *angrily* Not now, Dawson. *He goes Jack: Absolutely. Come on. At what other time in upstairs* your life are you ever going to be exposed to so *Cut to Jen applying makeup in her mirror* many different walks of life, so many different Grams: You sure you don't want to come to bible people that just randomly cross your path, each study, dear? It's the Book of John. Tonight he with a different story, different set of hopes, baptizes the sinners. different set of dreams... Jen: I'll pass, Grams. Joey: Ways to blame you for their food being Grams: If you ignore the religious ramifications, cold, there are not enough clams in the chowder.. you might find it simply entertaining. Jack: Why are you so angry? Jen: Nice try, Grams. Joey: It's just the full moon. It's got me freaked. Grams: Well, I won't be late, dear. Jack: Not just tonight. All the time. *timelapse...knock on Jen's door. Jen opens it and *Jack walks off and Joey ponders what he just it's Abby. She walks in.* said.* Abby: I cannot believe that you would hit me. Me! *Cut to Jen and Vincent. Jen hands him a cup of Your best friend! coffee* Jen: Well, need I remind you that in the past two Jen: Here you go. Just a touch of milk. days you've called me a bitch, a slut, and a loser. Vincent: Thank you. Ah, it's nice being off the Abby: Yeah, but I would never hit you! boat for a night. Jen: You're warped. You know what? Why don't Jen: You enjoy that? I mean, being out at sea for you just go home? such long periods of time? Abby: Why? Is the dork from the docks comin' Vincent: No. Saving up for law school. My uncle acallin'? owns the marina over in Bayboro and he hooked Jen: Yes, he is. See ya later. me up with the job. *Cut to Gail and Gary in the Leery living room.* Jen: You're going to be a lawyer? Gary: The Atlanta convention? A total disaster. Vincent: I know. You would have never guessed, 600 reporters without reservations, erased. would you? Imagine that chaos. Jen: No. Gail: Wow. Vincent: No? *Doorbell.* Jen: I'm sorry, no, I don't mean to be rude. I just.. Gail: Oh, excuse me, Gary. I'll be right back. Vincent: I know. Appearance is everything. *Gail opens the door revealing...Tamara* Jen: Unfortunate, isn't it? Tamara: Hi. I'm here to see Mitch. Vincent: Not from where I'm sitting. Gail: Oh. Really? Jen: Are you flirting with me again? Tamara: Yes, I'm-- Vincent: I can stop. *Mitch cuts her off* Jen: Where would the fun be in that? Mitch: Tamara. Come in. Vincent: That's a good point. Tamara: Hi Mitch. I'm leaving tomorrow, so I *Cut to Leery's. Tamara and Mitch are looking at thought you might want to take another look at the the blueprints. Dawson looks in.* blueprints for the warehouse while you're making Tamara: Okay, well, with the entrance here, and your decision. Sorry to sound so desperate. this area has excellent ventilation, I think that Mitch: No. Let's take a look. Gail, you've met would be a good place for the kitchen. Tamara. Mitch: Right. How high are the ceilings back Gail: *angrily* PTA meeting. here? *Cut to Icehouse where Joey is sketching a lone Tamara: What did I say? 17? 20? customer while Jack makes oragami figures out of *Dawson moves and looks in at his mom, paper. Joey stops and counts her tips.* confused.* Joey: $2.08...Saturday night. Where is everyone? Gary: We were trying to get... 39 Gail: Get a statement from him in the middle of Andie's mom answers* the worst snowstorm New England had seen in 40 Andie’s Mom: Yes? years. Pacey: Hi. I'm here for Andie. We have a date Gary: *laughing* And he was on the next plane tonight. out of here. Andie’s Mom: You must be Pacey. Come in, *Cut to the kitchen when Mitch walks in and finds please. Dawson.* Pacey: Thanks. She's not mad at me, is she? I Mitch: What are you doing? just...I got kind of mixed up between the Icehouse, Dawson: Nothing. movie house, your house. It's confusing really. Gail: *in other room* Would you like another glass Andie’s Mom: I'm sure she'll be along soon. of wine? Pacey: Oh. You know, we're going to miss the Gary: Yeah, sure. movie now. She's going to annihilate me. Mitch: What is your mom up to? Andie’s Mom: I'm sure you can talk her out of it. Dawson: Same as you. She's very taken with you. *Gail comes in* Pacey: She is? Gail: Same as who? Andie’s Mom: She talks about you all the time Mitch: Oh, nothing. and Will, that's Andie's father, he'll be home any Dawson: Nothing. minute. I'm sure he wants to give you the third Gail: So Mitch, you really think that you are going degree. And Tim! You should meet Tim! *yelling* to buy this condemned building to open up a Tim! Tim! *to Pacey* He's got those darn restaurant? headphones on. Mitch: Yes, I do. Pacey: Who's Tim? Gail: Who are you fooling? It's clear what's going Andie’s Mom: Andie and Jack's older brother. He on here. You jumped down my throat for having goes to Columbia. He comes home some over a guest when it is obvious that your Thursday weekends. I'll tell you what? You can stay for night escapades are overflowing into the dinner. You finish the table. Include Andie and weekend. yourself. Dawson: All right. What's going on? What are Pacey: Sure. Thursday nights? Andie’s Mom: Tim? Tim! Mitch: Go to your room, Dawson. *Andie's Mom goes upstairs looking for Tim* Dawson: No. I... Pacey: Okay. This just became a bizarre first Gail: Honey, now. date. Mitch: I'm planning on opening a restaurant. Now, *Cut to the Icehouse. Jack is tapping at the lobster you know this. tank.* Gail: And how are you going to buy the building? Joey: Hey. How's our lone customer? Mitch: I got a loan, Gail. *The lights go out...then come back on.* Gail: That's good because I'm getting tired of Joey: *looking around* Oh my God! The pump is indulging in the dreams of a man who can hardly down! Jack, if the lobsters die, we're going to lose look me in the eye. a fortune. Mitch: Well, I am sorry that I have been such a Jack: I...I didn't touch it. burden to you. While you've been in there playing Joey: We have to remove these from the tank with Gary or Bobby or whoever it is this evening, and put them into some ice. Can you go get that I've been indulging some of my own dreams. tub over there? Gail: Oh and those dreams...they involve Jack: Hey, why don't we just throw 'em back in Dawson's english teacher? the ocean. Give them another chance at life, Mitch: They involve a damn restaurant. Not liberty and freedom. everything is about sex, Gail. At least not to me. Joey: Yeah, if you do that, you can just jump right *Cut to Dawson laying on his bed.* in with them. Hurry up! Abby: Great. *Andie comes into the Icehouse* *Dawson flies up in shock discovering Abby Andie: Is he here? peering out his window into Jen's house with Jack: Who? binoculars.* Andie: Pacey Dawson: Oh my God! What the hell are you doing Joey: I haven't seen him. in my room? Andie: Well, I was supposed to meet with him *Cut to Pacey at Andie's. He knocks on the door. tonight, so I went to the movie theater and I 40 waited til after the show started, and he never Jen: And plus, it completely spoiled the moment. showed up. *notices them lifting out the lobsters* Vincent: Bummer. What are you guys doing? *They ignore her* Uh, Jen: Yeah. My dad can be kind of harsh so anyway. Then I remembered that we were sometimes. I guess me and your drag queen supposed to meet here, but now he's not here friend have got something in common. either. So that must mean he's either totally *They kiss* blowing me off or...Oh my God! Vincent: I hope that's the only thing you two have Jack: What? What's the matter? in common. Andie: Jack, the house! He said he wanted to *They start kissing again* pick me up! What if he goes to the house?! *Cut back to Dawson's room.* Joey: Good. It's about time Pacey showed some Abby: Oh my God! etiquette. Dawson: Abby. Okay, Abby? One more time, Jack: Andie, look. Don't worry about it, alright? It's you're in my room because..why? okay. *Abby gets up* Andie: Are you crazy? If he shows up and Abby: Cute room, Dawson. she's...oh my God.... Dawson: I'm not asking again. *She runs out* Abby: Alright. But you can't tell anyone. Jen is on Jack: Andie! Andie!! a date with this older guy, and quite frankly, I'm *Cut to Jen's house at her kitchen table* concerned. Jen: Okay. Alright. Dawson: So you're spying on her? *Vincent laughing* Abby: Well of course. Jen: My turn. My turn. Okay, uhhh most...most Dawson: Go away, Abby. embarrasing sexual encounter. Abby: Parents getting you down? I heard the Vincent: Oh, no. screaming. Jen: Oh, come on. Dawson: I think the dead heard. Vincent: Okay. I can tell you this because I'm a Abby: Well, don't stress. Just let them fight, and secure man. soon they'll wise up, get a divorce, and everything Jen: Mm-hm. will get better. Vincent: One night, in New Orleans, I got so Dawson: A divorce is better? drunk...couldn't see straight. I met this woman. Abby: Yeah, it's certainly a home improvement. She was beautiful. We went back to her place My dad has never been happier, my mom went and, uh, you know, we started getting closer and out and got herself a life, and my allowance has closer to.. quadrupled. You're so tense, Dawson. *She gets Jen: The moment? back behind him* Mm, you smell good, Dawson. Vincent: The moment. And she tells me...she's a Dawson: No offense, Abby. But this isn't going to he. happen. Jen: *laughs* Mmm. Abby: Why? Joey doesn't have to know. Vincent: Yes. I swear. 100% knockout beauty, Dawson: What?! crying game drag queen. Abby: Alright. Well, the, can we just kiss in front Jen: So, what'd you do? of the window so that Jen can see? Vincent: Well, nothing you know. I mean, he or Dawson: Abby. she or whatever was actually really great abou tit. Abby: Alright, alright. Well, can you just tell Jen We stayed up all night drinking and laughing. that we made out? Turned out to be a really nice guy. I heard his Dawson: Jen would never buy it. whole story. Abusive father and, um, so now, Abby: Well, you can make it sound clever so whenever I'm in New Orleans, I have a free she'd believe you. Just, um, tell her that you and couch. Now, your turn. Joey have decided to have an open relationship Jen: Hmm, most embarressing sexual encounter. and that you and I have hooked up. Very legit. Well, um, I got caught doing it on my parents' bed. *Abby leaves and Dawson thinks about what she Vincent: Hmm. said and he comes to a realization.* Jen: With an ex. *Back downstairs. Dawson walks into the room Vincent: Yeah. where Tamara and Mitch are talking.* Jen: Right on my dad's 300-thread count. Did not Tamara: Very legit. go over well. Mitch: Well, I have to talk to my lender but.. Vincent: Mm-hm. Dawson: Hey dad. Can I talk to you for a second? 41 Mitch: Yeah, sure. Excuse me. Pacey: Nothing. Okay? She just invited me into *Mitch walks out of the room and Dawson shuts this normal Rockweel painting, better known aw the doors* your home, and politely invited me to dinner. It *Cut to Dawson walking into where Gail and Gary seems like unlike her spoiled, rich society girl of a are talking.* daughter, I'm actually worthy in her eyes of Gail: Yes, all the reporters prefer it. meeting the Country Club father and the Ivy Dawson: Mom, can I talk to you for a second? It's League brother. very important. Andie: Okay, look, let's just go them. Gail: Uh, excuse me. Pacey: No. We're not leaving, okay? That's rude. Gary: Sure. Andie: Please, Pacey, please. *Gail walks out of the room and Dawson shuts the Pacey: What? Are you so ashamed of me you doors.* don't even want me to meet your own brother? Mitch: What is this all about, Dawson? Andie: No. Just...not now, okay? Gail: Yes, honey. We have guests. We're being Pacey: Andie? Andie! rude. Andie: What? Dawson: Are you two having an open marriage? Pacey: What's the problem? *Cut back to Jen's house* Andie: Tim died. He's dead, okay! Jen: Um, okay. Alright. I think that we've taken it *Cut back to the Icehouse* far enough. Joey: Look we have about 10 minutes before Vincent: What do you mean...far enough? these lobsters take a back swim. I'm screwed. No, Jen: Well I mean, don't you think? I'm dead. Vincent: Yeah, well, the blood's out of my head. Jack: Okay. Jen: Mm, you know? I think it's kind of getting Joey: Uh... late. *Jack is trying to fix it* Vincent: What happened? We were just getting to Jack: Alright. Okay...there. I think I got it. the good stuff. You're not serious. *The power goes out.* Jen: Look, I'm 16, okay? How's that going to look Joey: Nice going, Einstein. on your law school application? Customer: Try unplugging the power source and Vincent: You're what?! then plugging it back in. Grams: 16 years old. *Jack does it and it works.* Vincent: Oh my God. Joey: Thank you Mister. Grams: Not even God will be able to save you if Jack: Okay, that's weird. you don't get your hands off my granddaughter Joey: Full moon, remember? right this instant! Jack: Yeah right. Vincent: Okay. Joey: I just wish he'd leave. I mean, how much *Cut to Andie's house. Andie walks in.* coffee can a person consume? Pacey: Hey, you're here. Jack: Joey, I don't think he's really here for coffee. Andie: Hi. What are you doing here? Joey: Well, he didn't order any food. Pacey: Listen, I'm sorry. I kind of got confused Jack: I think he just doesn't have any other place where I was supposed to pick you up. But don't to go. Or, you know, maybe he doesn't have a worry. Your mom's being real cool about it. family or, um, you know maybe he did, but they're Andie: Okay, good. Let's just go. gone now. We really don't know anything about Pacey: Actually, I kind of told your mom that we'd him. stay for dinner. Joey: Maybe he lost his wife or something. Andie: Okay, well, w-we'll just sneak out. They'll Jack: Or a child. never miss us. *Camera goes back to the table and the customer Pacey: Um, don't you think we should tell her is gone* first? She said she'd be right down. Joey: That was weird! It's like he just. Andie: Look, you have no right to be here, okay? Jack: Disappeared. You were not invited. My family is none of your Joey: Yeah....no tip. business. And what's with my mother? What did *Jack holds back and picks up a napkin and under you say to her? it there was a $100 bill.* Pacey: Slow down a bit. What's the problem Jack: Joey! here? Joey: $100?! Oh my God! Jack, we're rich! *Joey Andie: What did she say to you? hugs Jack* Oh my God. 42 Jack: Hey, look at this. Look what else he left. and then go in there and fix this family. Dad, Joey: *reading* By moonlight many years ago my you've got to fix this. true love did I know, and by that moon I begged Mitch: I don't know how to fix it. I don't know what her wait but that night did she go. So, young to do, and I don't have any answers. I thought I lovers, heed my words, don't squander love away. did, but I don't. My dad...your granddad had The moon is changinger ever still, soon comes the answers, man. To every question. He taught me light of day. *Joey starts to walk away when Jack so much. He taught me how to shave...you know? grabs her by the arm and kisses her* He taught me...how to drive a car...save *Cut back to the Leery kitchen* money...build a house, even. But, you know, he Mitch: It's not what you think, Dawson. never...told me what to do if my wife cheated on Dawson: What I'm thinking is that you two have me. *crying* I didn't know to ask. I didn't completely lost your minds. When were you know...oh, god... *Dawson gets up and puts his planning on telling me? When you had the hand on his father's shoulder for whatever little revolving door installed? What were you thinking? comfort it holds.* Gail: Do you hear that, Mitch? Our son wants to *Cut to Jen on her porch steps. Grams comes know why we're having an open marriage. You out.* know what, sweetheart? So would I. Talk to your Grams: I do not know what to do with you father. anymore, child. Mitch: Look, it's complicated, alright? Your Jen: Please don't preach to me right now. mother and I were attempting to heal some areas Grams: Oh, there'll be no talk of God. I'll leave in our marriage. him out of it. This is between you and me. What I Dawson: And you think an open marriage was witnessed tonight is something I never want to the answer? see again. Mitch: Okay, I admit it was a mistake Jen: I had that situation under control, okay? You Dawson: It doesn't take a degree in don't have to get upset at me. psychobabble to figure that one out, Dad. Grams: Oh! I am not upset, child. I am sick. I will Gail: My thoughts exactly. NOT allow you to slide back into your Mitch: Now, exactly where do you get off being reprehensible New York behavior. Not while angry? You did this, Gail, I didn't. We wouldn't be you're under my care. You will not disrespect me. in this position if you hadn't put us here. Jen: Wait a minute, that's not… Gail: I give up. I can't apoligize anymore. I've got Grams: You wait a minute, Jennifer. This a colleague in the other room. behavior will NOT be tolerated. You will treat me Dawson: Mom, stop! Stay here. You have to stay with respect and you will act like a lady. You will here, and you've got to fix this! not degrade yourself. Not under my roof and not Gail: No. I have to get back to work if I'm going to in my lifetime. Have you no respect for yourself? continue to support your father and his pipe *Cut to the Icehouse. Joey walks outside and dreams. finds Dawson and is suprised* Mitch: You have never supported me! Ever! Joey: Dawson! What are you doing here? Gail: I have been supporting you for years. Dawson: I had to get out of that house. Hey Jack. Mitch: There's more than one way to support Jack: Hey. Uh, Joey, why don't you, uh, why don't someone, Gail. You stand behind them, and you you take off? I'll finish up. encourage them, and you believe in them. You Joey: Okay. don't turn your back on them and jump into *Joey and Dawson walk away and Joey looks somebody else's bed! back at Jack* Dawson: Dad! *Cut back to Andie's house. Andie and Pacey are Gail: I'm sorry, Dawson. talking* Dawson: Mom! Andie: Columbia had just beaten Cornell. It was *Gail leaves.* homecoming almost exactly a year ago. Dad had Dawson: *yelling* God, dad! You can't just let it had one too many tailgate martinis so Mom was go, can you? Look, she made a mistake alright? I driving.Jack and I were fighting for Tim's attention. know that, you know that, she knows that. She's We were always fighting for hisattention. And, been trying to get you to forgive her and you won't um....she didn't see the truck. Please don't say let her off the hook! You've got to...you've got to anything to anyone, Pacey, because I don't want get beyond your own ego and just forgive her. my mom to become the town gossip. Make the decision alright? Commit, forgive her, Pacey: I won't say a word. Is your mother getting 43 any help? Dawson: Hey, look up in the sky. What do you Andie: We've tried. She was in the hospital for a see? little while. Dad kind of bailed and, um, he checks *Joey looks up at the sky.* in once a week. He lives in Providence with the Joey: The moon? business, which is going under, so he's hurting, Dawson: No, no. Look at...look at the moon. too. So it's basically just me. I mean, Jack helps, Close your eyes. Now what do you see? you know, some. But he kind of lives in this *Joey doesn't say anything.* fantasy world where if you don't think about it, Dawson: It's the man. then it just didn't happen. I mean, she's not always Joey: Who? like this. I mean, sometimes she's fine. But you Dawson: The man, remember? just never know, and I'm the only one who can Joey: Oh, right, right, right. The man in the moon. handle her, and sometimes that just gets really I get it. I get it. Oh, but wait! hard. *She starts crying* Dawson: What? Pacey: *trying to hug her* Come here. Come Joey: It's not a man, Dawson. It's a...woman. here. *They kiss* Dawson? *Andie pushes him away.* Dawson: What? Andie: No. Don't pity me, okay? Joey: Look I think *she starts to tell him about Pacey: Andie, come here. Jack but sees the depressed look on his face and Andie: No. stops*....you're right. It's a....it's a really beautiful Pacey: Come here. *Pacey hugs Andie* It's okay. moon. It's okay. *Cut to Mitch and Gail in the living room* *Cut back to Dawson's house. Joey and Dawson Mitch: Our guests have jumped ship. are climbing up the ladder.* Gail: It's time, Mitch. Dawson: You were so right about that moon. Mitch: I know. So.. Joey: Yeah? Gail: Do you want me to.. *Joey starts going through the window and Mitch: Mm, I'll go. Dawson stops her.* *Cut to: "Hands" by Jewel playing in the Dawson: Hey, can we just sit outside for a couple background. Cut to Dawson and Joey on the roof minutes? staring up at the moon. Dawson starts crying and Joey: Are you okay? You seem a little spooked. leans his head on Joey's shoulder. Joey pulls him Dawson: I just, I don't want to go back in that close. Cut to Jack reading the note the customer house. It's like the house of despair. left and then looking up at the moon. Cut to Pacey Joey: Dawson, um, I had a really weird night, too. still hugging Andie. Cut to Mitch laying on his bed. Dawson: You know, let's just forget about Cut to Gail out on the porch in her chair, rocking everything. All I want to do for the rest of this back and forth. Cut to Jen on her porch steps. Cut godforsaken night is just stare at your face in the back to Dawson and Joey. Joey pulls Dawson moonlight because that's the only thing that closer and looks up at the moon. Cut to a shot of matters to me. the moon with fog moving over it covering it up* *They kiss* * Ending credits *

44 Homecoming Dance

*Dawson's room: Andie is dancing and watching believed it to be sinful. "Footloose" on Dawson's TV while Pacey, Dawson: Are you saying dancing equals sex? Dawson, and Joey sit on the bed and watch her Andie: No. But dancing could possibly be really dance and laugh.* great foreplay. Andie: Oh my God! I love "Footloose"! Don't you *Joey looks at Dawson* guys love to dance? I am so excited about the Pacey: I love the way you think. homecoming dance next weekend. Andie: So...who's going with me on Saturday? Pacey: The homecoming dance? *Joey looks at Dawson again and scratches her *Andie nods* head. Pacey makes a face like 'Whoa'* Pacey: Oh my God, we're hanging out with *Cut to Bessie and Joey pulling up to Capeside Marcia Brady. High. Joey's getting out but she stops* Andie: I don't understand. What's wrong with the Bessie: Okay. We're here. You gonna get out? school dance? Joey: I was thinking.. Dawson: I think what Pacey's actually saying is *Bessie rolls her eyes* that we're not exactly the school dance type. Bessie: What is it this morning? General teen Joey: We'd rather watch a movie about a high angst or something specific? school dance than actually set foot in an Joey: If I tell you something will you respond with overdecorated gym. nothing but sisterly advice and/or concern? Pacey: Actually, this enditement of high school Bessie: Of course. conventions isn't limited to dances. It covers the Joey: Okay...Jack kissed me. whole spectrum of school-sponsored events. *Bessie starts laughing* Casein-point: Joey, how many high school football Bessie: Oh my God! *laughing* games have you been to? Joey: Look I don't think cackling qualifies as Joey: None. concern or advice. Pacey: Mm-hm. And Dawson? How many pep Bessie: I'm sorry Joey, but Jack? Choreboy down rallies have you loyally attended? at the Icehouse? Dawson: Zero. Joey: Yes. Pacey: Mm-hm. Bessie: He kissed you? Andie: Uh! You guys are a bunch of cynics, you Joey: It was nothing, really. It happened and then know that? I mean, what kind of memories are it was over. you going to have if all you did in high school is Bessie: So what's the problem then? bitch and moan about it? Joey: Dawson? Joey: Bitching memories. Bessie: Oh...you didn't tell him, did you? Dawson: Moaning memories. Joey: No. I mean, here's the thing. I mean, this is *Joey looks over and smiles at Dawson.* a classic example of what I would tell Dawson, the Andie: You guys are completely sabotaging your friend, but since Dawson, the friend, has become high school experience. Dawson, the boyfriend, the concept of Pacey: Guilty as charged. Now, Dawson, if you newsworthy events has become a little blurry. don't mind, could you turn the video back on? Bessie: Okay, look. Here's the way I see it. Jack 'Cause I really want to see who's responsible for kissed you, right? It was a 1 way kiss, right? Kevin Bacon's rougueish, devil-maker, hairdo. Joey: Yeah. *He smiles at Andie as the tape comes back on. Bessie: Surprise whenever(?), completely Andie walks over and stands in front of the TV* uninvited, all-in-all no big deal. You didn't do Andie: You mean you would rather watch a movie anything wrong. Don't beat yourself up over it. If about something than doing it yourselves? you want my advice, just put it behind you, Dawson and Joey: Correct. concentrate on Dawson, pretend it didn't happen. *Andie walks over and sits on the windowseat* Joey: What didn't happen? Andie: Okay, what about sex? Bessie: Exactly. *Dawson, Pacey, and Joey look over.* Joey: Thanks, Bess. See ya! Andie: I mean, you guys are missing a major Bessie: Okay opportunity here. Why do you think the (?) were *She drives off* so adamant about outlawing dancing? They *Cut to Abby and Jen*

45 Abby: No way those are real. Joey: What do you suggest? Jen: What? You think those are man-made? Dawson: That you put on your dancing shoes. Abby: Yes! Jen, please! Physical enhancement *Joey smiles* caters not only to size. It can improve shape, *Jen and Abby walk by* direction, perk factor...that girls had some work Jen: Hey guys. done. Dawson: Hey Jen. Jen: Yeah, well, Brett sure doesn't seem to mind. Abby: Wipe the drool, Dawson. Abby: Oh, please. Brett Tompkins is just a dim Joey: I don't like the two of them being so bulb with good hair and tight pants. A classic him- chummy. I mean, Abby is not a good influence for bo. In other words, perfect. Jen. Jen: If that's your type. Dawson: *laughing* Is this genuine concern I'm Abby: Aw, what's the matter, Jen? Brett's too hearing for Jen Lindley? much man not enough touchy-feely film Joey: Well, I feel sorry for her, I mean, her amateur(?). Full market down(?). Come Saturday grandpa just died. Maybe we should invite her to night, Brett and Kristy will be history. Saturday, the dance. I mean, we're going as a group. Might Brett will be mine. be fun for her. Jen: Abby, that's pathetic. You're going to the Dawson: Joey Potter, I applaude you. You earn homecoming dance to hit on somebody else's major humanity points for this. boyfriend? *Joey smiles and shrugs* Abby: Well, my guidance counselor told me to set Dawson: But, um, don't you think it may make her goals for myself. feel worse than she already does? Jen: You're on your own. Joey: I don't know. All I know is that it's really Abby: Fine. Suit yourself. Stay at home and read hard to lose a family member, Dawson, and I just Scripture with Grandma. Brett and I will drop you think it might be fun for her. It's up to you. Your a line from Vegas. call. *Cut to Brett and Kristy.* Dawson: I'll see you later. Brett: Don't pull me away like I'm some stupid dog Joey: Okay. on a leash! *They kiss* KrisTy: Well, how about acknowledging me when *Joey sees Jack enter the building and stares and you see me outside, huh! then turns and walks away.* *Dawson walks by listening to them heading *Cut to Andie and Pacey outside* towards Joey at her locker.* Pacey: So since I'm in charge of transportation Dawson: Promise me we will never air a Saturday, would you like me to pick you up at your relationship crisis about anything like that. I can't house or meet somewhere. think of anything more embarressing and Andie: Let's meet somewhere. immature. Pacey: Cool. How's your mother doing anyway? Joey: Deal. Andie: She's having a good week. Dawson: Okay. Pacey: Listen, Andie, if there's ever anything I can *They kiss* do, you can just ask me, right? Dawson: Now, remind me again how Andie Andie: So Witter. I hope you have your dancing McPhee convinced us to go to this homecoming moves polished and ready 'cause I plan on dance. making a dancing fool outta you. Joey: I think by promising us that dancing always Pacey: Sorry, McPhee, no can do, I don't dance. ends in tawdry smut-action. Andie: What do you mean you don't dance? Dawson: Oh. Could that possibly be our first Pacey: I mean, I don't like it and I'm really not any mention of sex since we've been together? good at it. I mean, it's bad enough that I'm just Joey: Possibly. going on Saturday but don't expect me to get out Dawson: Why is that? When we were friends we there and start bustin' a move 'cause it's just not talked about sex all the time. going to happen. Joey: I think because we wanted to ease into the Andie: You don't dance. You are beyond subject to make the transition from friend to immature. lover...unconfusing. Pacey: You're overbearing. Dawson: Ah, if we are confused about the Andie: Boring. transition from friend to lover, I can only think of Pacey: Hyper-sensitive. one thing that would truly cinch it. Andie: Vulgar. 46 Pacey: Pick you up at 7? Dawson: So my suggestion that you make a Andie: Great. more concerted effort at trying to find a solution. Pacey: Okay. Maybe improve communication, possibly, family *Dawson walks up* outings, truth syrum. Dawson: Are you two having a spat? Mitch: Dawson, your opinion is important to us Pacey: No, just our usual passive-aggressive and we love you. But we're not open to banter. suggestions on this one. This is a conclusion. A Dawson: Okay. conclusion that we've reached. Andie: No, actually we were talking about the Dawson: Yeah, well I conclude that your dance, and, hey, if you guys don't mind, I'd really conclusion sucks. like to invite my brother Jack to come along. You *Dawson walks off* know, he's kind of a loner and I think it would be *Cut to Jack and Andie* good for him. Jack: Why didn't you just let Pacey pick us up at Dawson: Actually, why don't we also invite Jen the house? Lindley? Andie: You know why, Jack. Andie: Jack and Jen? A set-up. Jack: Did you strap Mom in for the evening? Dawson: I mean, I'm not sure they're a perfect Andie: It's not funny. match but they're both single. Jack: She's not getting any better, you know? Andie: I like it. Andie: You know, Jack, I want a night off. Just Pacey: No, guys. This is a bad idea. one night off. One attempt at fun. Can we do that Dawson: You never know. It could work! please? Andie: Let's do it. Jack: Well, maybe I shouldn't be around, I'll just Pacey: No, don't, come on. Whenever you fix up bring you down, Andie. I hate dances. I don't do two people who don't even know each other, it's a good at these things. recipe for disaster. This can only end badly. I Andie: Don't be silly. It will be fun, okay? Besides, promise you. Please. it's time we got you out and you met some of Andie: I'll set it up. Capeside's cuties. And who knows? You might Dawson: Great. meet the woman of your dreams tonight. Andie: Buh-bye. Jack: Maybe. Maybe I already have. Pacey: Am I invisible? Andie: Oh good, here's Pacey. *Cut to Dawson's house. Dawson's parents are on *Pacey pulls up in his cop car* the porch. Dawson walks in.* Jack: Quite a car. Dawson: Hi. Andie: It's his dad's. They have a complex Mitch: Dawson, have a seat. relationship. Dawson: Okay. What's going on? *Cut to Mitch loading suitcases into the jeep* Mitch: Well, I know things got a little out of hand Mitch: Look, I should get going. Gail, this is just a the other night, and, well, I'm not sure what the trial, okay? Only temporary. segway is here, but your mother and I, after much Gail: Absolutely. Only temporary. Um, look, are talk, after much consideration, have decided-- there rules? Can we talk to each other? Gail: Um, honey, sometimes you focus so hard on Mitch: Of course we can talk to each other! You the solution that when you step away and you pull can call me whenever you need to. back, only then does the solution truly appear. Gail: Go. Mitch: Yes. Right. And as improbable as this Mitch: Bye Gail. approach might seem, sometimes it's the only one *He leaves and Gail starts crying* left and, um, and in this case, it's the only one left. *Cut to Dawson coming down the stairs into the Gail: What we're trying to say is that...is that kitchen where his mom is cutting onions.* Mitch: Your mother and I have decided to spend Dawson: Mom, are you alright? some time apart. Gail: *with hints in her voice that she's been Dawson: Well, it looks like you two have given crying* Uh, yeah, Dawson, I'm fine. It's just the this quite a bit of careful thought. onions. Gail: Yes, we have. Dawson: Mom, I don't have to go to this dance. I'll Dawson: And the suggestion from me for you to stay home if you want me to. go back to counseling wouldn't make any Gail: No, honey, everything's fine. I'm fine. difference. Dawson: Can you turn around and tell me that? Mitch: We've tried it. Gail: Why don't you go pick up Joey, honey? So 47 you're not late for the dance. Go on. to get ugly in about 20 minutes. Dawson: Okay. Andie: Nu-uh. *He leaves* Pacey: Uh-huh. *Cut to the school.* *Cut back to Dawson and Joey dancing* Andie: The light was clearly red, Pacey. Dawson: So my dad drove off leaving my mom Pacey: Oh no, it was turning red. I agree with you, crying over the kitchen sink. God, what I wouldn't red means stop. But if a light's turning red it's like give now for them to go back to their coffee table an invitation to hit the gas. sex antics. Andie: What? Dawson, Joey, hey! Dawson, you Joey: I'm sorry, Dawson. know my brother, Jack. Dawson: You know, I'm just going to let them Dawson: Yeah, we've met, unofficially. work out their adolescent traumas on their own. Andie: And Joey? Steer clear, but there is a bright side. *Joey nods and smiles, obviously awkward* Joey: What's that? Pacey: So... Dawson: The coffee table's now available. Dawson: Jen, hey! *Cut to Jack and Jen dancing. Dawson is *Jen walks up* watching while he dances* Jen: Dawson...everybody. Dawson: Well, well, well. I dare say they like each Andie: Jen, this is Jack, my brother. other. Jen: Hi Jack, Andie's brother. Joey: Jack and Jen? Jack: Um, it's just Jack. Dawson: Mm-hm. Andie and I played Andie: So shall we? matchmaker tonight. Joey: *to Dawson* Let's go. Joey: Why would you do that Dawson? That's the Dawson: Ready? stupidest thing I've ever heard of. Joey: Yeah. Dawson: They both need to meet new people. *Cut to people dancing. timelapse. more dancing. They're both single. Joey and Dawson are dancing and Dawson dips Joey: Yeah, but Jack is this nice, sweet guy and Joey and they smile and laugh. Jack and Andie Jen is this baracuda. It would never work. are dancing and Andie waves Pacey to come Dawson: Why are you getting so worked up dance and he shakes his head no. Cut to Abby about this? walking towards Jen.* Joey: I'm not worked up, I just have an opinion Abby: So. You decided to slum it after all. that's all. Jen: Hey Abby. Dawson: Well, alert the media. Abby: I have to tell you, I love your dress. In fact, *They kiss* I have the same one...in a smaller size. *Cut to Pacey and Andie* *Cut to Joey and Dawson dancing. Joey bumps Andie: Come on, Pacey, what do you say? into Jack* Wanna dance? Joey: Sorry. Pacey: I told you McPhee. I don't dance. Jack: My fault. Andie: I don't believe you. I think you're holding *slow song comes on* out on me in some power move to keep control in Dawson: Ah, more my speed. this relationship. *Cut to Andie getting Jen* Pacey: What relationship? Andie: Jen, I have an idea. Why don't you dance Andie: Ha ha. Come on, please, just a slow with my brother Jack? dance. Jen: Hi Brother Jack. Pacey: I told you, McPhee. I don't dance. This Jack: It's actually just plain Jack...plain Jack. includes dances of all speeds, all types, and all Jen: Oh, well let me ask you something just plain cultures, including, but not limited to, fast dances, Jack. Do you get the feeling we're being set up slow dances, and whatever Patrick Swayze was here? doing in Dirty Dancing. *Jack looks over and Andie and Pacey. Andie Andie: You know, Pacey, you can be so stubborn waves enthusiastically.* sometimes. Fine. If you don't want to dance with Jack: Yeah. What makes you say that? me, I'll just find someone who will. *Cut to Pacey and Andie* Pacey: Don't hurt the poor guy, would ya? Andie: Yeah, she's cute. *Pacey watches Kristy Livingstone dance with Pacey: She's cute...he's cute...they've never met Brett.* before, they're completely opposites and it's going *Cut to a slow song. Andie walks up to Jack and 48 Jen.* *Cut to Jen and Andie* Andie: Okay, time to switch partners. Jen: Um, I wanted to thank you for inviting me Jen: Actually, um, I think I'm going to go outside tonight. I actually had a surprisingly good time. and get some air, but thanks for the dance, Jack. Andie: Why are you talking in past tense I mean Jack: Sure anytime Jen. the party's still going. Andie: *she takes Jack over to Dawson and Jen: I think it's about over for me. If you don't Joey* Okay, Dawson, guess it's just you and me mind, I think I'm going to head home. because I do not intend to spend the entire Andie: Mind? Of course, I mind. We were just in evening dancing with my brother, so Jack, sweep the middle of a very interesting conversation your boss off her feet. sharing and getting to know each other and now *Andie and Dawson start dancing and Joey just you want to leave, just like that? stands there. It's awkward* *Jack walks up* Jack: So..uh..it's..*he puts his hands on her waist Jack: I think I'm going to take off. and she still just stands there* Andie: Perfect! You can walk Jen home. Jack: Look, Joey, I know you've been avoiding Jack: Yeah. You wanna go? me. *Dawson comes up.* Joey: I haven't been avoiding you Jack! Dawson: Jack, what the hell happened? Jack: No, it's, I want you to know I take full Jack: Look you really need to talk to Joey about responsibility. this. Joey: Full responsibility? Dawson: Yeah, I'm asking you. Jack: For kissing you. I crossed the line. Jack: Look, it was a weird night. The moon was Joey: Yeah, you did, Jack. Because I have a full. It just happened. boyfriend and you know that. And now because of Dawson: You kissed my girlfriend. kissing you, I feel guilty over nothing. In fact, I Jack: Yeah, I did. I'm not going to apologise for it, don't even think we should be having this man, cause truth is, I'd do it again so let's just not conversation. make this into a high school romp alright? 'Cause *She walks off and Dawson watches her and Jack neither of us are the type. follows* *Dawson slugs Jack* *Cut to the hall. Joey is leaning against a wall. Andie: Oh my God! Jack comes out* Jen: Dawson, what are you doing?! Joey: Did I mention that you weren't supposed to *Dawson walks off* follow me? Abby: Nice punch, champ. I never knew he had Jack: I just want to apologise. so much testosterone. Joey: Okay, you apologised. Noted. *Cut to Pacey walking out of the men's restroom Jack: Wait, what are you so angry about? and he sees Kristy standing in the hallway.* Joey: Why am I so angry? Because you didn't Pacey: Uh...hey Kristy! What are you doing out respect me or my relationship. What you did was here all by yourself? so rude and inappropriate. KrisTy: Thinking, you know. Jack: No, no, I think there's something else going Pacey: About what? on here. KrisTy: The usual. Why my boyfriend will flirt with Joey: What? anything in a short skirt and why his self esteem Jack: It's all this anger you're expressing. It won't stop him. doesn't make any sense. It doesn't add up. Pacey: Well, if you need a boost you came to the Joey: What are you talking about? right place. I know about 800 guys who would line Jack: I don't think you're angry at me for kissing up to replace Brett if he exited the picture. And you. I think you're angry at yourself for kissing me that's just in this school. If you added the back. neighboring school districts we could probably *Jack turns to walk away and Dawson is standing triple that number. there with an angered expression. Joey notices KrisTy: Right.. and her face falls. She runs to the bathroom* Pacey: Are you joking? Look, I may not hang out *Cut to the dance room. Abby is dancing with with the beautiful people of Capeside but I like to Brett* think that I have the finger on a pulse of the Abby: You know what I admire most about you, common man and, believe me, that pulse Brett? That you work each of your muscle groups quickens considerably when you walk by. equally. KrisTy: You're embarressing me, Pacey. 49 Pacey: I'm sorry. I just, I thought you should Joey: No, about the kiss. know. Well, have a good night Kristy. Dawson: I know all about the kiss. KrisTy: Pacey? Joey: No you don't! Pacey: Yeah? Dawson: Joey, you kissed somebody else! What KrisTy: Are you one of them? is there to know? Pacey: Excuse me? Joey: It wasn't like th-- he kissed me and I just KrisTy: I was just wondering if you were one of didn't... those quick pulses. Dawson: Stop him. Pacey: Yeah. Of course I am. I think you're Joey: Look, Dawson, I'm sorry, okay? It was a incredible Kristy. You already know that. mistake. A poor error in judgement and that's it. KrisTy: You know, as lame as school dances can And for you to blow this into some earth shattering be, there's always that one moment that seems to scene of cinematic proportions-- make it worth while. So, what do you say Pacey? Dawson: Now, wait a minute! You're not going to Will you dance with me? do that to me. Pacey: Yeah. Joey: Do what? *They start dancing. Cut to Mitch in his hotel room Dawson: Use who I am against me to divert from staring at the phone. Gail in the Leery house the fact you screwed up. sitting there. The phone rings* Joey: I said I was sorry what else do you want me Gail: Hello? Hello? to say? Mitch: Would you believe that I now have access Dawson: There's nothing you can say, Joey! to the Home Shopping Network 24 hours a day? There's no justifiable reason for a girl who spent Gail: *laughs* Hi. the last 15 years of her life pretending that I was Mitch: How are ya? the only thing she wanted ended up kissing some Gail: We have a big house. I never realized just other guy and lying about it. how big our house was until tonight. I, um, I can Joey: I didn't lie to you Dawson. That kiss was not still call it our house, can't I? my doing. Mitch: Yes. It is our house. Dawson: Not your doing? Gail: I don't know, Mitch. I don't know if I can do Joey: Yeah! this. Dawson: What did you physically leave your body Mitch: Yes you can because you have to the moment your lips touched his? Gail: But why? Why do I have to? Joey: Don't do this. Don't punish me just to make Mitch: Because no matter how big our house is, yourself feel better. right now it's far too small for the two of us. Dawson: So I'm the bad guy. Gail: Well, just remember, Mitch. The door to this Joey: Yeah, I guess you are. house is always open. Dawson: You cheat on me and I'm the bad guy! Mitch: I will. Have a good night, Gail. Joey: Yes! Don't you get it? This isn't about some Gail: Bye. stupid kiss, Dawson! *They hung up. Cut to Andie, Jack, and Jen* Dawson: It's about us. Andie: Are you guys going to get home okay? Joey: No! It's about me! For once, it's about me, Jack: Yeah, we'll be fine. Nice work on the punch. Dawson, and that's what I've been trying to tell Andie: Yeah, I see. Well, you better get out of you! here in case he wants a rematch. *Dawson notices a group has gathered to listen to *They start to walk off* them bicker and he walks off leaving Joey* Jack: Hey, um, I'm sorry. *Cut to Jen and Jack and Jen's house* Andie: *to Jen* You take care of him, okay? Jen: Well, this is my stop. Jen: 'Kay. Bye. Jack: Alright, um.. *Andie sees Pacey dancing with Kristy and she Jen: Oh my goodness, it's really starting to swell. runs off as Pacey sees her* Jack: Yeah, um, I made a scene when I should of *Cut to Dawson exiting the school and Joey sits just left things alone. on the steps and follows him* Jen: You really like her, don't ya? Joey: Dawson...Dawson! Where are you going? Jack: What makes you say that? Dawson: Home. Jen: Well, I can't think of a guy who'd take a Joey: No, look, I want to talk about this. punch like that over a girl he doesn't even like. Dawson: First you run away and now you want to Jack: Well, maybe I have no chance, but I've talk. always been sort of a sucker for lost causes so.. 50 Jen: You're a romantic. There's nothing wrong smart. I mean, I don't know where you get this with that. whole loser complex because you are so smart. Jack: Romantic? That's like a nice word for loser. And you spar better with me than anyone. And *Jen laughs* you're sharp, and you're witty, and you're brilliant. Jen: Ice...you should really get some ice on that. And this is more than you deserve right now. And I should.. Pacey: I know, I know. Andie, I know. I'm really, Jack: Really go inside. truly sorry. I am. I'm sorrier than I've been in a Jen: Hey, you know, Jack, um, I had a really good long time. The moment that I spent with Kristy, the time tonight and I think I've got you to thank for moment that's going to make the whole night that. worth while, I was with the wrong person. I want to Jack: Why? I didn't do anything. spend that moment with you. Jen: No but when you were with me, you did a Andie: Well, we're certainly having one now, really good job of pretending you didn't want to be aren't we? with somebody else. 'Night. Pacey: Would you please dance with me Miss Jack: Goodnight Jen. McPhee? Jen: Jack? Andie: I'd love to. Jack: Yeah? *They start dancing* Jen: Keep fighting for your lost causes. You never Pacey: Sharp, witty, and brilliant, huh? Anything know when your luck might change. you care to add to that? *Cut to Mitch Leery pulling up in his car and Andie: If you think I find this charming, Pacey, looking through the window at Gail. He drives you're majorly deluded. away. Cut to Andie on the dock. Pacey walks up* Pacey: Of course not, how could you? I'm a Andie: I thought you didn't dance, Pacey. witless boar. Pacey: You know, I've been looking for you. I've Andie: Oafish clod. been looking everywhere for ya. Pacey: Major cat. Kiss me? Andie: You said you didn't dance, Pacey. Andie: Thought you'd never ask. Pacey: What? Did you see me out there? You *They kiss* can hardly call that dancing. *Cut to Dawson's room. He enters and Joey's Andie: You're right. I call it foreplay. But then sitting there and she's obviously been crying* again, we don't owe any explanations to each Dawson: Joey.. other, do we? We're just sparring partners right? Joey: Dawson, I am so sorry. We don't mean any more to each other than that. Dawson: What happened Joey? Pacey: That's not true. You know that's not true, Joey: I told you, Jack kissed me and-- Andie. I mean, I was having a wonderful time with Dawson: No, not Jack. This is not about Jack. you tonight. I was. It's just when I ran into Kristy, I About us. What is going on between us? just...I got swept up in the moment. Joey: I don't know, Dawson. Andie: Well, it's too bad I'm not the kind of girl Dawson: Ever since we got together I feel like who can sweep you away. you've been pulling away from me. I thought this Pacey: Come on, Andie, come on. You know was what you wanted, you know? I thought I was that's not what I meant. It's just Kristy...she's like a what you wanted. fantasy. Don't tell me you've never wanted to act Joey: You are. out a fantasy. Even if just for a moment. Dawson: Am I? Andie: Yeah I was trying to act out a fantasy all Joey: You're what I'm going to want, Dawson. night. Dawson: What does that mean? Pacey: Why do you like me? Joey: For so long, all I've thought about was you. Andie: What? All I dreamed about was you. Pacey: Why do you like me? I'm a screw up, Dawson: What happened? Andie. I'm thoughtless. I'm insecure. And for the Joey: I got my dream and now I feel like I don't life of me, I can not understand why I woman like have anything else. I mean, you have your future you would bother to care about me. so perfectly planned, Dawson, you know exactly Andie: God, I don't know, Pacey, because you're what you want to do, what you want to funny and you're kind and you don't judge people. accomplish, and I don't even know who I am, let You make me feel good about myself. I mean, you alone who I want to be or accomplish and I need didn't run screaming from the house the other day to figure that out. I need to find my something. when you met my crazy ol' mother. And you're Dawson: So we'll find it. 51 Joey: It can't include you, Dawson. It has to be and turns back towards the window* my doing, and mine alone. You make me so Dawson: Wait, b-b-but how can it be over? We happy, you know? But I have to make myself can't just say I love you for the first time and have happy first. That's probably the one thing in this it be over! whole world that you can't do for me. Joey: I have to go, Dawson. Goodnight. Dawson: So what are you saying? *Joey climbs out the window and leans up against *Joey gets up and heads towards the window. the house with her eyes closed. Dawson is mad Dawson gets up confused* and he flings stuff in his room and then he climbs Dawson: Joey? Joey, no, Joey! I..I love you. out the window and watches Joey run away *Joey turns around. She walks back towards him* towards her house. He kicks the ladder down in Joey: I love you, too, Dawson. anger. * *They start to lean in to kiss but Joey stops herself * Ending credits *

52 The All-Nighter

*Dawson's room - a movie is on the television. Dawson: 'Night mom. Dawson is watching it.* *She turns around* Dawson: There's not a single dramatic storyline in Gail: I hope I was an acceptable substitute for existence that Shakespeare didn't conquer first. movie night. Family revenge, political intrigue, the great gender Dawson: You were great. battle. The guy mapped it all out for us, and what *Gail leaves and Dawson pops in a new movie was his parting lesson? What genre of all genres and lays back on his bed. He looks over at the did he finally arrive at after years of toil and empty window, then back to the TV. He pulls out a sacrifice? Tragedy. piece of licorice and eats it.* Gail: *offscreen* Shh. Teacher: "What light through yonder window Dawson: Like all great romantics, he finally breaks?" It is the midterm, and your impending realized that love was a lot more likely to end up failure is but hours away. *passing out books* with a bunch of dead Danish people on stage than Blue books. You're notice they're blank, and for with a kiss. many of you, they'll score higher as such than Gail: What a sad movie. when actually written in. Dawson: Mom, you cried at the commercials. *Dawson leans over and so does Joey and Gail: Only that cotton commercial. Dawson gives Joey an angry look.*. Dawson: We've got to do something about your Teacher: (cont.) Please sign your real name. As perpetual state of melancholy. I'm...concerned to the test, it will cover everything we have studied about you. in English Literature thus far and will be worth Gail: Well, honey, I'm concerned about you. Ever 50% of this term's grade. Main points of since your breakup with Joey, you haven't said interest...Shakespeare, Dickens, the romantics, one word about it. Dawson...you haven't even and your favorite, the read everybody's talking wallowed. about, Beowulf. Dawson: What good is wallowing? All the *A kid in the back, Chris, throws a wad of paper wallowing in the world doesn't bring somebody towards Jen. She opens in and it reads, "Don't back. forget to smile."* Gail: Wallowing isn't about getting them back. It Teacher: (cont.) I will be hosting a study session isn't about them at all, it's about you, and learning in this classroom at 3:00. It is my recommendation to allow yourself the few meager advantages of you attend. Unless, of course, your parents have being the dumpee. dedicated at least a wing or two to an Ivy League Dawson: Advantages? institution in which case your tragic, East Coast Gail: Sure, like allowing yourself to stuff your face aristocratic, social alcoholic fate has already been with a lifetime supplu of red licorice and sealed. This is more than just an exam, people. doughnuts, or a newfound appreciation for country It's your life. music. *The bell rings and everybody rushes out of the Dawson: Like an excuse to watch the last scene classroom. Joey follows Dawson.* from Field of Dreams? Joey: Hey. Gail: Acquiring the necessary pain to write bad, *Dawson keeps walking* bitter poetry. Joey: Dawson, at some point we have to say Dawson: A reason to scowl. something to each other. Gail: A reason to bitch! Dawson: What would you like me to say, Joey? Dawson: Work out aggression! *They're at his locker* Gail: Yes! You see, when you think about it, Joey: What do you want to say? honey, every inch of pain that youches you makes Dawson: Go away. you a deeper, more real individual. Whether Joey: Besides that! you're 16 or...slightly older. Dawson: Joey, you made it very clear you Dawson: So it doesn't get any easier? needed space, okay? I am giving you that space. Gail: Nope. You just go to bed earlier. Joey: I didn't think it would mean we'd be cutting *She gets up off the bed and walks towards the off all communication, Dawson. door* Dawson: What did you think it would mean? Gail: Night, honey. Joey: This isn't fair.

53 Dawson: To which one of us? You can't make up Andie: Me! all the rules! Pacey: Okay...fine. I'll go. Just don't expect me to Joey: I don't want to! stay awake. Dawson: Then what do you want? *Cut to the track. Chris walks up to Jen.* *Cut to the cafeteria* Chris: Jen-a-lish Delish. Pacey: One day this cafeteria is destined to cook Jen: Hey Chris, what's up? a fry THAT ACTUALLY TASTES LIKE A FRY! Chris: Long run today. Thought you'd be looking Andie: Menage a trois. Ever been in one? for someone to keep stride with. Pacey: All hail, the queen of non-sequiturs has Jen: And you'd like to be that someone? spoken. Chris: I'm a good pacer. I know when to speed up Andie: It's not a non-sequitur. It's this month's and when to slow down. Jane. Jen: And when to leave someone alone? Pacey: Chick magazines are racier than Playboy. Chris: Jen, is there a particular reason why you're There's always some article in there about how to not receptive to my wily charms? prolong your 'this' or around your 'that'. Jen: Other than the fact that you emit them Andie: This one's a purity test. regularly to any skirt within a 6-mile radius? Pacey: What? Chris: Actually, I have a car so it's more like the Andie: A purity test. You've heard of them. An tri-state area. assortment of sexual questions that when totaled *Jen smiles* are meant to gauge your level of sexual Chris: Ah-ha! A smile. Mission accomplished. experience. Jen: Later, Chris. Pacey: *nervously* Okey-dokey. Time to put that *He walks away. Dawson walks up* away now. Dawson: And the hawk circles. Andie: Why? It's fun! Jen: He's just being cute, which he really is. Pacey: Gauging our level of sexual expertise is Dawson: You seen his love 'em and leave 'em not really my idea of joy abounding. rap sheet? It's epic. Andie: Don't think I don't know where this is Jen: Relax, Dawson. going, Pacey Witter. I know your history. Dawson: Just looking out...so, you hitting the Pacey: *surprised* You do? study session? Andie: Sure. You're a typical guy. You want Jen: Oh, doubt it. Not much into the "Applying everyone to think you have unseemly, Myself" zone these days. How about you? adventurous sexual existence when in fact your Dawson: Well, it's either that or another evening purity level is probably closer to Big Bird's than Bill watching some awful, seventies tearjerker with my Clinton's. mother. You should go. Pacey: Yeah, you know what? You got me. That's Jen: I'll tell you what, Dawson. Since it doesn't me...Mr. Embarrassingly Pure. look like I'll be having a hot night of unbridled *They exit into the hallway* passion with Romeo over there, *Cut to Chris Andie: Whatever. So am I going to see you at talking to another girl* I'll consider it. Peterson's Cram-o-Rama? Dawson: Okay. Pacey: That would imply that I am going. *Cut to Andie reading a note on a classroom door* Andie: No, no, Pacey, you CAN NOT bail on this Andie: Dear Class, I want home with a cold that study session. It's way too important. was considerably more important that you. The Pacey: To you. test is still on for tomorrow. Study the sample Andie: No, no, no. To anyone who cares about questions. Until then, hardly yours, Mr. Peterson. their grade. Pacey: So he bailed on his own study session. Pacey: Well, see, there's the rub. Yo soy not Joey: Great. concerned. Chris: *to Jen* We should have our own study Andie: Don't joke about this. session. My folks are in Saint Martin. We'll have Pacey: I'm serious. As committed as you are to the whole house to ourselves. doing everything in your power to get an A, I'm Jen: Like we'd get a lot of work done that way. equally committed to getting my C, possibly D if I Chris: The lady questions my motives? Invite can't get a good look at your answer sheet. your friends. *to Pacey and Andie* You two Andie: Pacey! interested? Let's study at my place. Pacey: Give me one good reason why I should Andie: I was thinking more along the lines of the go. city library. 54 *Pacey stops Andie* *The attention turns to a girl reading a magazine Pacey: Whoa! His offer does have certain enticing in the other room. She's about 12, maybe?* qualities. Chris: Everyone, my little sister, Dina.She Andie: Since when have you been in such a rush promises to stay out of the way. to form a study group? Andie: Nope. This room isn't going to do. We're Pacey: Have you ever seen this man's house?! going to need a long table, proper lighting, and His family is totally loaded. They got a satellite highbacked chairs. Where's Pacey? dish. *She finds Pacey in the other room with the TV *Andie shakes her head no* flipping through channels* Pacey: Oh, come on! Pacey: Hey, check this out. 200 channels from all Andie: *giving in* Alright, we're in. over the world. It's a couch potato's dream. Look Chris: Cool. I'll drive. *to Jen* Young lady, will you at that! 3 Stooges in Cantonese. be join us? Andie: Why do you insist on undermining me at Jen: How can I resist? every opportunity you get? *Cut to Andie catching up with Joey* Pacey: Think of how boring the alternative is. Andie: Hey, Joey. So what are your study plans? Andie: Look, I'm going to need your help with our Joey: Oh, just me, my English lit book, and a attention deficit host, okay? There's no way I can loud, crying baby. expend energy rounding up the both of you. Now, Andie: Good. Then you can come with me. come on! Joey: Where? Pacey: *whining* But I wanna watch TV... Andie: A study session at Chris Wolfe's. I can't do *Cut to the room. The group is around a table and this alone. Andie is standing up with WAY too much energy* Joey: Chris Wolfe's? You're going to rely on Chris Andie: So, the plan of attack is simple. Using this Wolfe to provide a suitable study environment? I book, we'll spend 30 minutes on each of the think I'm better off with the loud, crying baby. various sections: Victorian poetry, Shakespeare, Andie: Okay, do you honestly believe I would let Dickens, etc. And, by my watch, if we allow for a this night be anything less than ridiculously few 15 minute breaks, we'll be able to cover the beneficial? Trust me. I'm in mega-control of this entire course load by midnight. That will still give event. us enough time to do an hour speed round and *Cut to Pacey and Dawson* get a good night's sleep. Sound good? Pacey: Hey Dawson! Where you headed little *It's quiet* buddy? Chris: Anybody want to order a pizza? Dawson: Well, Skipper, I saw Peterson's note. I'm Jen: Me! headed home. Dawson: Absolutely, yeah. Pacey: I'm actually headed to a different study Pacey: Hey, I got it! Listen, why don't you just session, if you're up for it. think of this as several of our 15 minutes breaks Dawson: "Different study session"? Is this Pacey strung together? Witter code for party? Brothel? Road trip to *Cut to the kitchen and Chris is going through the Disneyland? wine talking to Jen* Pacey: Believe it or not, this is a true meeting of Chris: Got a bottle in here from '84. It's from intellectuals in a highly moderated studious Napa. environment and that, my friend, is our ride. So Jen: Fancy. what do you say? Chris: Well, actually the wine is made by a Dawson: Sure.. married couple who have sort of a Mom-and-Pop *Dawson opens the door to the car and sees Joey vineyard thing going. I was taught to choose and is a little perturbed. He gets in* quality over labels. *Cut to the gang going into Chris' huge house.* Jen: I think we're getting to know each other Chris: Uh, the TV is that way. *points* The minus sexual overtones. Well, it is possible. Jacuzzi and sauna are out back. We keep extra Chris: You know, Jen, it bothers me that you suits in the guest room, and the kitchen's that way assume the worst about me. I don't about you. *points* if you get hungry. Jen: Well, given our previous encounters, plus Joey: *to Andie* Sounds like we're going to get a your reputation, what would you expect me to lot of studying done. assume? Andie: Reminder, I'm in complete control here. Chris: That we're a lot alike. That reputations Dina: AHEM! aren't worth the air they're written on, and that the 55 only way to really get to know someone is by *timelapse* getting to know them. Andie: "..in a public place?" Jen: Deal. *timelapse* Chris: I don't want to let go just yet.. Chris: "..in your parent's bed?" *Cut back to the room. Andie is quizzing people.* *timelapse* Andie: Okay, for 200 points: The most famous of Dawson: "Have you ever caught your parents the romantic poets? having sex?" Jen: The Pope. *timelapse* Andie: Wrong. Dawson? Pacey: #63: "Have you ever named your most Dawson: Shelley? private of regions?" Andie: Wrong again. Jen: #69 *laughing* "Have you ever participated Chris: "Two beings were drifting, each one to the in.." other, no moments, veil-liting, or hint from other." *timelapse* Hardy. Joey: "Have you ever engaged in sexual activity Andie: Impressive, but wrong! Pacey? with a member of the same sex?" Pacey: "Would you eat them in a box? Would you *timelapse* eat them with a fox?" Seuss! Andie: "...with a transvestite?" Andie: I so hate you right now. *timelapse* Joey: Keats. It was Keats. Pacey: "...with a 4-legged creature?" Andie: Ding, ding! Okay...for an additional 100 *timelapse* points, can you give us his most famous quote? Dawson: "Have you ever paid for sex?" *Dawson stares at Joey.* Chris: Does dinner count? Dawson: "Beauty is truth, truth beauty." Andie: Question #84: "Have you ever fantasized Joey: Um, he's right. I forgot. about a friend's significant other?" Dawson: It would seem so. *silence* Chris: Whoa, maybe we should hit that hot tub? Andie: (cont.) Very quiet in the room all of a What do you think, chill out a bit? sudden. Andie: We've been chillin' out for 2 hours. What Jen: "Have you ever had an affair with a friend's we need to do now is FOCUS. significant other?" Chris: Well, then, what do we have here? Why Chris: In my fantasy. did I take you more for the National Geographic Pacey: Give me this. *takes magazine* "Have you type? ever had an affair with a friend's pet?" How come I Jen: You've got to be kidding me! "How Pure are get all the animal questions? You?" God, talk about an open can of worms. *timelapse* Chris: Oh, excellent. Joey: Okay, #100: *pauses* "Have you ever been Andie: No way, no. We're already behind. in love? If so, how many times? Give yourself a Chris: Come on, Lieutenant! I vote for one last point of purity for each time." bonding event before I go back to academic *Joey looks at Dawson.* torture. Andie: Okay, let's score 'em up! Everybody Jen: Why not? ready? *They all head into another room.* *Joey leaves the room.* Andie: Okay, in an effort to keep this moment of *Cut to Dawson walking into the kitchen where folly under control, I'm taking charge. There's 100 Joey is.* questions total, and I only have one test. We'll Joey: Not now, Dawson. pass it around and take turns asking. Write your Dawson: I saw the look on your face when you answers on the paper and we'll total when finish. read that question. Okay, um, Pacey? Why don't you start? Joey: Is this your version of space? Pacey: Alrighty. Question #1: "Have you ever Dawson: You're free to leave anytime. I don't see been intimately aroused by a relative?" So, it's a you making a rush for the door. southern test, huh? Joey: That's because I came here to study. I *timelapse* didn't know you were coming. Jen: #13: "Have you ever experimented with Dawson: Is it so awful that I'm here? bondage?" Joey: No! Stop putting words into my mouth. I *timelapse* asked for time, Dawson, just time. Please respect Joey: "Have you ever gotten cozy in an airplane?" that. 56 *She leaves. Dina is in the doorway.* around by now. Everyone knows makeup sex is Dina: Issues. Dawson, right? Dina Wolfe here, in the best kind. case you didn't remember. Dawson: I wouldn't know. Dawson: Dina, do you know where the coffee is? Chris: Don't worry, bud. The way you and Joey Dina: Yeah, drip or instant? are going at it, there's bound to be some serious Dawson: Um, drip. makeup sex in your future. So... Dina: Appropriate. Tough room. Dawson: So? Dawson: With me, always. Chris: How am I doing? Dina: So, care to fill me in on the details of your Dawson: With? little love affair? Chris: The lovely Jen Lindley. You guys used to Dawson: Id' rather not discuss it, actually, thanks. date. You know how she thinks. She likes me, Dina: You're right, Dawson. Why talk? People like huh? you and me, we can say everything with a look. Dawson: Well, you never have had much trouble *She looks at Dawson and Dawson looks at her attracting the opposite sex, Chris. like she's lost it.* Chris: Yeah, but, uh, Jen's different. She's too Andie: And the totals are as follows, Chris with it. Closing the deal requires a completely clocked in with the least pure score of 66%, Jen is different strategy. a close second with 69%, Joey and Dawson bring Dawson: You mean sleeping with her. us up the scale with a matching level of 85%, and Chris: No, I mean a heavy game of Uno. I round us up with a 92%. Wait a minute...we're Dawson: It's not going to happen. missing one here. Chris: We'll see. Pacey: *holds up his* It's right here. Dawson: You know, Chris, Jen is in this really Andie: Oh, why didn't you turn it in? weird vulnerable state right now. Don't take Pacey: Didn't really want to. advantage of that. Andie: Hand it over. Chris: Relax. We won't do anything she's not Chris: You dog! This wouldn't have anything to do looking forward to. with question #16. Dawson: We'll see. Andie: #16? I don't get it. Chris: Ah, if it's proof you need, you see that light Chris: Yeah, we blew right past it, but I think we up there in the guest house? When that light's off, should read it again aloud. What do you say, that means I'm inside with Jen...lowering both our Pace? purity levels, and you? You'll be out here alone. Pacey: Chris.. Let me know if you need to borrow a swimsuit. Chris: Come on. Stop it. I'm dying to know. *Cut to Jen and Joey in the guestroom.* What'd you put for 16, Witter? Let's just put an old Jen: God, I can't believe this place. They've got rumor to rest right now. brand-new swimsuits just for visitors. Nice digs. Pacey: Is there anything redeeming about you What's the matter, Jo? You're not going to give in other than your house? to a little hot tub temptation? Chris: Ouch. Joey: I'm just going to study, thanks. Andie: Okay, will someone please tell me what Jen: You know, I really am sorry about you and you guys are talking about? Okay, I'll look it up Dawson and I know that you may not believe it. myself. Um, 16: "Have you ever had sex with Joey: You know, you're right! I don't! someone...twice your age?" Huh? It's a joke, Jen: Thanks, Joey. Thanks for making our right? conversation just as delightful as ever. Chris: Well, it's true after all. Witter laid the pipe Joey: Anytime. with Miss Jacobs. I don't know whether to Jen: You know, I used to think that it was our congratulate you or fall off my chair. mutual feelings for Dawson that kept us apart. I Andie: Miss Jacobs...the teacher who left never really considered the fact that maybe you Capeside? Pacey...you said that you were were just a bitch. embarrassingly pure. Those were your words, Joey: Look, Jen. I didn't mean to be so harsh. right? God, I am so sick of talking all the time. I just want *She walks off. Pacey leaves.* to follow my feelings and not discuss it. We run it *Cut to Chris and Dawson out by the Jacuzzi* into the ground and...don't you just want to have Dawson: Chris, do you know where they may something left to just experience? have gone? Jen: As much as anyone. Chris: I'm telling you, they're out there screwing *Cut to Pacey walking up to Andie sitting on the 57 swing* me attractive, so yes, I would assume he's got Pacey: I was beginning to think you walked all the some sort of agenda. way home. Dawson: And you're okay with that? Andie: Why didn't you tell me about her? Jen: Just because he has some sort of master Pacey: It never came up. plan doesn't mean that I've got to go along with it. Andie: No good, Pacey. It did, and you lied. Dawson: Okay! Pacey: Come on, Andie, what was I supposed to Jen: And for that matter, why do you assume that say? I don't have a plan of my own? Andie: Okay, well how about for starters, "Oh, *She walks outside toward the jacuzzi* before you fall for me, Andie, I slept with my *Dina's in the doorway again* teacher." Dina: Psst! Gorgeous! Pacey: Oh, right, there's an easy sentence. Dawson: What? Do you hide in the vents? Andie: It's not a joke, okay? I'm serious, and Dina: So you dated both of them, huh? despite your braggart tendencies, Pacey, it's not Dawson: You certainly do your research. exactly an admirable event. Dina: Which one's the one? On your test, you put Pacey: That's not fair, Andie. You're judging me, you'd been in love once. I'm dying to know. Is it and you don't even know the circumstances. Cameron Diaz or Julia Roberts? Besides, I slept with her, not you. Dawson: How did you-- Andie: Why would you do it, Pacey? Dina: It's called an answer sheet. It's Pacey: Why? Sex. called...*holds it up* here! Andie: Oh, so there were no feelings involved. Dawson: *reaches for it* Give me that! Pacey: Of course there were feelings involved. Dina: Wait, NOT SO FAST! I have one you want You asked why. much more. Andie: Okay, I take it back. I don't want to know Dawson: Joey's? anymore. You're not like that. Dina: She puts a little smiley face in her O's. Kind Pacey: Of course I'm like that! I'm a sexual of makes me want to puke. creature, Andie, and so are you. Why do you think Dawson: Let me see it. we talk about it so much? Why do you think we Dina: Not so fast, this toll has a fee. joke about it? Why do you think we give each Dawson: Okay. What? other tests to see how pure we are? *She puckers up* Andie: No, no, no! That's different. That's Dawson: You've got to be kidding me. That's not completely innocent. going to happen. Pacey: No, it's not! The test was about sex, and Dina: I think you'll find her last answer rather sex is never innocent! It's intense, it's passionate, interesting. Seems while you've only been in love and sometimes it can be life-altering, but it's never once, according to you-know-who's answer sheet, innocent, Andie, and I'm really sorry if this she's been in love...twice. changes the way that you feel about me, but I *Cut to Jen and Chris in the jacuzzi* can't change that. And if things are going to Jen: Alright, that's enough. It's time to study. continue between us, I think you're just going to Chris: No, no. Relax. We're in a hot tub. have to accept that. Studying's not permitted. *Cut to inside.* Jen: Really? Then, what is? Chris: Yo Jen! Hot tub's ready. Chris: This. Jen: *upstairs* Be right down. *They start kissing* *Chris leaves and Jen comes downstairs. Dawson Jen: And...what if I don't want to mess around? stops her.* Chris: Then we won't. Jen, I'm not a bad guy. I Dawson: Jen, hey! just want to have fun. Jen: Dawson, what? You're not going in? Jen: Well, then tell me, Christopher Robbin, what Dawson: No, um, can I talk to you for a second? is your idea of fun? Jen: Yeah... Chris: This. Dawson: I'm worried Chris doesn't exactly have *They start kissing again* the best of intentions here. Chris: So, Jen...are we on the same page? Jen: Tell me something I don't know. Jen: Same page. Dawson: You're aware that his goal is to sleep *Cut to Pacey and Dawson.* with you tonight? Dawson: Is she okay? Jen: He's a guy. He's 16 and he...seems to find Pacey: Yeah. She'll be fine. She just wants to be 58 alone right now, you know? towards the jacuzzi...Jen and Chris aren't there. Dawson: Why didn't you just write "no"? Then, he looks up to the guest house and the light Pacey: I didn't want to lie to her. I mean, I don't is off. He puts his head in his hands.* know. What would you have done? *Cut to Joey knocking on Dina's door.* Dawson: I'd like to think I would have been Dina: What do you want? honest. I don't know. It's...I seem to have trouble Joey: To hang out with the only sane individual saying a lot of things lately. here. Pacey: You know what? Dina: He's so mean. Dawson: What? Joey: All boys are. It's their easiest way of Pacey: Try harder. expressing themselves. *Cut to Dawson walking towards Joey on the Dina: After tonight, I'm avoiding growing up at all patio* costs. Joey: Look, no more rows tonight, Dawson. I am Joey: Sounds good. Let me know if you have any so tired. I'm actually trying to get 5 minutes of luck. studying in. Dina: Aren't you supposed to be arguing the other Dawson: Jo, I thought what we had was special. side? Convincing me that growing up can be such Joey: Look, I'm serious. I don't want to talk about a beautiful experience if I just let it? anything but this. Joey: I see. You want the "I'm older than you, so Dawson: You wrote that you have been in love here's how it works" speech? How's this? Growing twice. up sucks. Not all kisses are magic, and most boys Joey: You looked at my test?! do not live up to your expectations, but there are Dawson: No, I've learned my lesson about those times when everything, I mean love, invading your personal privacy. Chris's little sister romance, relationships, it all falls together was kind enough to impart that information. Joey, perfectly and it's incredible. It's those moments, no you said that I was your world. When did you have matter how depressingly few and far between, time for guy #2? I don't believe you're shallow that make growing up worth it. You'll be okay. enough to fall in love with Jack after one kiss. *Cut to Dawson flipping through pages in a book. Joey: Look, stop it! Timelapse and it's daylight. He wakes up and Dawson: I don't understand! walks into the house finding Joey, Pacey, and Joey: I don't know, okay?! Why can't we go back Andie asleep.* to the way things were? Why can't we just be Andie: Oh, my God! Tell me it is not 6 am. friends, Dawson? Dawson: It's 6am. Dawson: That's what you want? Andie: Wake up, wake up! Pacey, the test is in 4 Joey: Yes! hours. Oh my God! I must have been studying Dawson: After everything that we've been and I passed out. through, you just wanna go back to being friends? Pacey: Hey, relax. Where's the binder? Joey: Yeah. Dawson: Binder's on the porch, I'll get it. Dawson: If you don't understand why that can't Andie: We don't have any time! happen, if you don't get that, you don't get me! Joey: What's happening? Where is everyone? *Joey walks off* Andie: Everyone is totally asleep, totally *Dina's in the doorway...again* unstudied, totally unprepared, and totally screwed! Dina: Very emotional. Oscar nominating. Really. *Cut to the guestroom* Dawson: Go away. Chris: Morning. Dina: Dawson, you aren't crying, are you? Jen: Hey. Dawson: You wanted a kiss. Is that what you Chris: They're getting up. We should get down want? Are you prepared for everything that comes there. Thank you. with that kiss? 'Cause it doesn't just end with a Jen: For? fade out. There are repercussions. Hearts get Chris: For a very fun night. broken. Friendships get ruined. Your entire life Jen: Hang on a sec, I'll get dressed and come could fall apart because of one kiss. That's what down with you. you have to look forward to. Do yourself a big Chris: No, no. That's cool. Just, take your time. I'll favor...don't rush it. meet you down there. *She runs off and Dawson turns around to find *Cut to the room with the group around a table.* Joey staring at him in shock about his outburst. Pacey: Alright, everybody, listen up! We got Dawson sits down on the steps and looks out exactly 4 concentrated hours in which to study for 59 the deadliest exam of our young adult lives. Now, Jen: Brobdingnagians. going off an abbreviated version of Andie's lesson Pacey: Yes! plan, I plan on constructing a 3 hour and 45 *Cut to the room again where they're once again minute lesson plan, which, if executed properly, back around the table* will cover everything. You following me? Pacey: Congratulations, guys, we're done, but I Andie: Pacey, this test-- got one last group activity. Pacey: Shh! Listen, don't worry. Boys and girls, *He looks towards the pool. He starts sprinting for you happen to be in the hands of a professional it and everybody follows. One by one they jump crammer. We'll start with Beowulf. How many in.* monsters did he have to fight and name one. *Cut to them climbing out of the pool.* Andie: 3. Andie: Wow. You really took control in there. You Dawson: Grendel. have an interesting way of doing that. Pacey: Good, now on to the hard stuff. Pacey: Yeah, well, I perform well under pressure. *Cut to the group in the kitchen making toast and Andie: I want to explain sometime to you. pouring orange juice* Pacey: You really don't have to talk about this, Pacey: Which one of the Bronte sisters wrote Andie. Wuthering Heights? Andie: I do, Pacey. I mean, I'm the queen of Joey: Emily. keeping dirty secrets. So I understand why you Jen: Charlotte. didn't jump forward with the information. I think I Dawson: It was Emily. was just more shocked by the idea that you have Andie: Charlotte! so much experience and I, um... Pacey: Charlotte wrote Jane Eyre. Pacey: Will. Jen: Then what did Emily write? Andie: You're such a jerk! Joey: Wuthering Heights. Pacey: A slacker jerk. *Cut to the group out by the pool in shades.* Andie: A champion slacker jerk. Dawson: "To be or not to be. That is the Pacey: And what does that make you? question." Andie: I don't know, Pacey. You tell me. I dare Chris: "Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer you. the slings..." Pacey: You, Andie McPhee, are the girl that I love *Cut back inside* to hate. Pacey: Name the little people in Gulliver's Andie: I love to hate you, too. Travels. *They kiss.* Dawson: Lilliputions. Andie: Not forgiven. Pacey: The big bad scary people. Pacey: It's a no? Joey: Brob.. *Cut to Dawson walking up to Joey in a robe Chris: Brob..brob.. drying her clothes* Andie: Bromd...brom.. Dawson: Hey. Dawson: D-ding? Joey: Hey. *Cut back to the gang by the pool.* Dawson: Can we talk? Jen: "Arms against a sea of troubles." Joey: Sure. Pacey: To sleep.. Dawson: Do me a favor and don't say anything, *Cut back inside to the pool table* okay? Because everytime we speak I screw this Pacey: Name 3 occupations of travelers in the up, so just please listen. Canterbury Tales. Joey: Okay. Dawson: Knight! Dawson: All I've been thinking about lately is how Andie: Summoner! much I want to take back our first kiss. How much Pacey: Come on! Come on! I would pay to just let you climb through that Dawson: Did we say knight? window. I mean, who knows what would have *Cut back out to the pool* happened? Maybe we'd still be best friends. Andie: "And by a sleep to say we end.." Maybe you'd even still have a thing for me. I just Joey: "To die, to sleep, to speep perchance to know that I wouldn't be hurting like this. But then I dream." think about everything that kiss brought into my Dawson: I'll buy it. life. What it was like to look at you and know not *Cut back inside.* just what you were thinking, but also what you Andie: Bromdaming! Bromdaming! were feeling because I was feeling the same 60 thing, and then it's worth it. It's...worth all the pain in the car.* that I'm going through. I want to regret kissing Pacey: Come on, Dawson! Let's go! you, Joey, but I can't. It was the smartest decision *Dawson gets in and Joey gets in next to him and I ever made. they smile at each other. Cut to the school. Joey: Dawson, the 2 times I feel in love, on the Dawson reads a note on the door* test, they were both you. I mean, the first time I Dawson: Dear Class, sometimes preparation fell was for my friend, the Dawson I grew up with, teaches you more than the exam itself therefore, the boy across the creek, and the second time you have more of it. My illness has claimed me for was after we kissed. I mean, you became this another day. Test rescheduled." whole new person to me and....I fell in love all Andie: Well, looks like we crammed all night for over again. I mean, just because we're not nothing. together anymore does not change my feelings for Joey: Now what are we supposed to do? you, Dawson. It's me I'm unsure of. Andie: Go to our other classes, I guess. Dawson: Joey, I'm going to give you that space. Pacey: Actually, no. I got one last group activity. No hostility, no underhanded comments, just Follow me. space. But that doesn't change the way I feel *Cut to the football field where Joey, Dawson, about you. Nothing can change that. Jen, Chris, Andie and Pacey are sleeping in a *Dawson leaves. Cut to outside everyone's getting circle in the middle of the field. Ending credits*

61 The Reluctant Hero

*Dawson's room - Dawson and Pacey are *Pacey hands it to him. He puts it under Jen's watching Mr. Smith Goes to Washington and mouth. Jen leans over it.* eating pizza.* Jen: False alarm. Pacey: Mind if I have these extra pepperonis? *She flops back down on the bed.* Dawson: Shh! Yes for the tenth time. Dawson: *to Pacey* I don't know what to do Pacey: Could you pass me the crushed pepper? about her. She's spiraling. Dawson: Pacey, you're driving me crazy. Pacey: Maybe you should just finish watching the Pacey: I'm a hungry person. movie. Jimmy Stewart would know what to do. Dawson: You're an annoying person. *Cut to Leery kitchen. Mitch is reading the paper. Pacey: I'm a bored person. I mean, Mr. Smith Dawson walks in and spots him, surprised.* Goes to Washington, Dawson? C'mon! It's in Dawson: Hey, what are you doing here? black and white! Mitch: Oh, I was just packing up some more Dawson: It's a Frank Cappra classic. stuff...movin' out. Pacey: There's a bunch of dead people in it. Dawson: Oh. Well, have fun. Everyone in this movie is decomposing Mitch: Actually, I was going to see if you could somewhere. It's morbid. You know, we got this give me a hand later. I thought we could grab a whole section at the movie store called New bite to eat, spend some time, be like a friend Releases. You should check it out. thing. Dawson: Pacey, this is a timeless tale about a Dawson: Sure. Might want to skip the friend thing, man faced with his heroic nature. I kind of have real friend for that. Pacey: You know, I can't really connect with the Mitch: Look, Dawson. I know this isn't easy for whole (missed word) ground. That's more of your you. And you're disappointed in me, and, believe style, Dawson. me, I wish that things could be different, but-- Dawson: Are you insulting me? Dawson: They're not. Pacey: Hm-mm. You're an endangered species, Mitch: I'm trying here, Dawson. See you after my friend. Last of a dying breed, and this movie is school, then? killing you softly with it's song. Dawson: Sure. *leaving* Dawson: You are insulting me. Mitch: Oh, before I forget, I grabbed this by Pacey: No. I'm stating the obvious. You take in accident when I was picking up my mail the other stray dogs, Dawson. You help old women cross day-- the street. You just say no. You are Jimmy Dawson: *takes the letter* Dad, look, I don't know Stewart. what exactly you expect from me, but this isn't Dawson: What does that make you? exactly a transition that I'm thrilled to make. And I Pacey: The needless waste. Born to walk in the don't see how you moving out is a step in the right shadows of greater men. direction. Dawson: Somebody's having a self esteem crisis. Mitch: That's my decision to make. Not yours. Pacey: Ah, no, no, no. On the contrary, my friend. Dawson: I see. Knowledge is power. I'm quite happy with my *He leaves. When he gets outside, he looks at the below average status. letter, he hurries to open it. He reads it, a huge *Jen appears in the window, drunk.* smile crosses his face* Jen: I dropped my purse in the hedge, remind me Dawson: Oh my God! tomorrow. It's bright in here. Hi Pacey. *Cut to Pacey in his counselor's office* *She flops on the bed* Counselor: Well, Pacey, gradepoint average 1.7, Pacey: Looks like you got company. currently failing biology, and US History, Dawson: Third time this week. C'mere. *moving extracurricular interests, none, tendency to be towards Jen's feet* Help me out. disruptive in class, has difficulty with tests Pacey: Once again, hero Dawson to the rescue. requiring a No.2 pencil, let's see here, career This isn't exactly the ideal situation...too bad for aptitude tests, well I didn't realize it was possible you. to fail an aptitude test. This shows that you have *Jen sitting up* absolutely zero career objectives. Jen: Oohhhhh. I think I'm going to be sick. Congratulations. Most people with your academic Dawson: Wastebasket, quick. record can't walk upright.

62 Pacey: What are my options? *Dawson walks off down the hall. Joey stands Counselor: Summer school, followed by a return there saddened knowing she disappointed him engagement in your sophomore year, and if by until a hand taps her on the shoulder* some miracle you make it to graduation, a life of Jack: Joey? You got a second? leisure. Until welfare reform kicks in that is. Well, Joey: Actually, I'm kind of late for second period.. nobody (missed phrase), now I'm really Jack: Um, look, I'd really like to make things right disappointed in you, Pacey. between us. It will just take a second, okay? It *Pacey sinks down in his chair and lays his head was a full moon. I know that's no excuse, but I'm back* really sorry. Just tell me what I've got to do to get *Cut to hallway. Dawson is rushing down it* our friendship back on track here because this Dawson: Joey! Joey, wait up! Joey! We won! whole silent treatment thing is killing me. *Joey has a confused look on her face* Joey: Jack, I'm not giving you the silent treatment, Dawson: (cont.) We won, you and me! it's just I'm trying to figure things out. Joey: What are you talking about? Jack: Yeah, but you've been avoiding me like I Dawson: The Boston Film Festival. We won the have some kind of disease. Juror's prize for the best short film in the Junior Joey: No, I've just had a lot on my mind lately. division! Jack: Oh, so you're not mad at me? *Joey is happy.* Joey: No, actually, I think you had it right the night Joey: Oh my God! of the dance. More than anything I guess I was Dawson: Listen to this, "The clever send up of the mad at myself. horror genre shows a profound understanding of Jack: Oh, well then, get over it already. This the traditional Hollywood fascinations and turns whole line of personal turmoil thing just kind of them upside down in an entirely refreshing and wrinkles up your forehead. entertaining way.." *They laugh* *Joey is even more excited and happy for Jack: Besides, I miss hanging out with you. Dawson.* Joey: Gotta go. Dawson: (cont.)"..writer and director, Dawson Jack: Yeah, see ya. Leery, and producer, Joey Potter, have been *Joey leaves and Jack smiles and runs off allotted a budget of $2500 towards their next towards his class* project." *holding up the check* This is a check for *Cut to Dawson in the lunchroom, typing on a $2500 to finance our next movie. We've already laptop. Jen walks up and takes a seat* been pre-accepted in their Winter Workshop. Jen: Hey you! *Joey looks up and smiles again, but this time a Dawson: How's the hangover? forced smile.* Jen: Ah, post-Advil, fine. So, what are you Joey: We? writing? Dawson: Yeah! I mean, I know, I understand that Dawson: A script. we said we'd give each other space and I totally Jen: Really? That's great. respect that, but I was wondering, er, I mean, Dawson: Yeah, great, and..*pulls out letter* here. hoping that you would still produce. Think about it. Jen: *reads letter* $2500...Dawson, you won! You We could actually rent equipment! Say goodbye to actually won. holiday lamp(?) lighting and shopping cart trollies. Dawson: Yeah, I did. I mean, if we move fast, we could get it finished by Jen: Congratulations, I am so proud of you. the summer, maybe travel with it, go to festivals— Dawson: So how does it feel to be the star of an Joey: Dawson. I'm really sorry, but I don't think I award winning film? could do it. I mean, I don't think I have the time Jen: An honor. Although, next time, I would like to right now. I, I mean, I just signed up for some art request that you extend my dialogue beyond classes and between work and school... 'Help' and 'ahhh'." Dawson: But we make such a great team. *They laugh* *Joey nods, but still holds firm.* Dawson: That's a deal. Dawson: Okay. No, no, I understand. *Cut to Pacey and Andie in the lunch line* Joey: Listen, I mean, this is amazing! I mean, you Pacey: Then he tells me that I have no future that should be thrilled! It's just incredible. It's-- doesn't involve the fast-food industry. Dawson: Yeah, it is. I am. I am! I'm thrilled. Andie: And he's called a guidance counselors. Joey: *softly* Good. Pacey: Yeah, amongst other things. Dawson: Alright. I'll see ya. Andie: Just because a student doesn't fit into 63 some cookie-cutter mold that the public school of feel like a weights been taken off, you know? system deems acceptable they're ready to write Andie: If that's the way that you perceive yourself, 'em off. I mean, Einstein failed second grade and then that's the way people are going to look at not because he was stupid but because he was you. If you act like a joke, people are going to bored. And the incompetency of an inferior public treat you like one. school system failed to recognize it. You know, Pacey: You finally figured it out. I'm not Luke they'd rather just dismiss someone who's in Skywalker, I'm not even Luke Perry. There's no obvious need of some guidance, rather than reach hero here, Andie. I am a joke. out to him. I mean, if someone along the way had Andie: I'm not coming to your pity party. You just taken two seconds to notice, to care, they know I don't think you're a joke, Pacey. would have noticed that you need to be rescued Pacey: But it's too late. I've spent too long being a not ridiculed. screw-up, I'm kind of passed the perverbial point *The entire cafeteria is watching Andie now.* of no return. Pacey: Ladies and gentlemen, Andie McPhee. Andie: Well, change your course. Break the *They clap.* chain. Anyone can re-invent themselves. I mean, *Cut to Jen and Dawson. Chris and a friend walk it's America. Madonna does it every week. up to them.* Pacey: But I don't know how. I don't know where Chris: Lindley. to start. Jen: Hey, you guys! I was looking for you earlier. Andie: Try starting from the inside. I mean, Chris: Impressed at your showing last night. I'm anyone can change their fate. Heroes are made, surprised to see you here. not born. Jen: I recooperate well. *Pacey stares at her and smiles thoughtfully.* Chris: Hey Dawson. *Cut to Jack and Joey in line.* Dawson: *barely looking up* Sup Chris. Jack: Welcome to Shay(?) cafeteria. One of our Chris: So, listen, I've got to confess. I am on a specials tonight is a chateau bejou par two (sp? İt mission. Todd, here, is having a p-a-r-ty tonight. was French I take it..). With a side of baby carrots Todd: Kegs and eggs. Party til breakfast. on a bed of spring lettuce which I highly Chris: Yeah, we're just getting the word out. recommend. Now, we have some other specials Jen: Well, you know that you can sign me up. tonight which include some reddish-yellow stuff Chris: Excellent. See you there. down there, and of course we have this green *They walk off* gelatin dessert with a highly *smells it* suspicious Dawson: So, what's your deal with him? nature. Jen: We've just been hanging out. What? *Joey laughs.* Dawson: Well, I-- Jack: Hey, um, what are you up to tonight? Jen: Come on, Dawson. Save me the character Joey: Probably just the usual. You know, have my dissection. And while we're at it why don't you driver pick me up around 8, go for a massage come with me? before my catered dinner aboard my yacht, then I Dawson: Well, let's see. We've got script- may jet over to Paris to see the Matisse exhibit at writingcareer- advancement on one side and the Loufe. uselessdrinking- oblivion on the other. That's a Jack: Actually, that exhibit was moved to the tough call. (missed word) last week. However, I'm pretty sure Jen: Don't judge me, Dawson. If you don't want to I could get us reservations..say 8:00, at Billy's. go, don't go. That's fine, alright? But just because *Joey looks at him confused.* I'm finally enjoying myself, you don't have to treat Jack: You know, Billy, that hot dog vendor guy me like I've been lost to the other side, okay? And down at the dwarf(sp). I'm not out of control, all I'm doing is having fun. Joey: You mean like a date? Alright? It's a simple three-letter word, fun. F-u-n. Jack: No, no, of course not. It's more like a dat. Dawson: I didn't say a word, Jen. Joey: A dat? *Cut to Pacey and Andie* Jack: Yeah, you take the e of the date and you Andie: This isn't funny, Pacey. It's just that you're have a dat. entire future is on the line here and I think you Joey: And what do people do on dats? should be a little more nervous. I mean, you're so Jack: Well, there's really no code of conduct. not nervous, you're making me nervous. Etiquette is definitely optional. We just kind of Pacey: Now that all my postulating of make up our own rules and the only requirement illigitimy(sp?) has been duely-documented, I kind is that we have a great time. Oh, and don't worry. I 64 checked out the lunar calendar. No full moon for Joey: Okay. weeks. Dawson: Okay.. *They laugh.* Joey: Dawson! Joey: You know Jack, you do have a certain Dawson: Yeah? charm. Joey: Do you think things could get back to *Jack smiles.* normal between us? Could we just be friends Joey: But, don't worry, I'm going to ignore it and again? hang out with you anyway. Dawson: I'd like that, yeah. Jack: See ya. Joey: Good. Okay. *He goes and sits down with Andie and Pacey.* *Dawson turns around to leave* Andie: Hey. Joey: And, you know, um, whatever kind of movie Jack: I have a date with Joey. you decide to make, I know it will be great. *Pacey just stares at him.* Dawson: I'm thinking of doing a love story. You Andie: That's great. know, boy meets girl. Boy gets girl. Boy loses Jack: Yeah. girl.....Boy gets girl back. Andie: *looking at Pacey* What? Joey: *smiles* Dawson.. Jack: Ah, Pace, I'm sorry. I know Dawson's a Dawson: You know me, I'm a sucker for happy friend of yours. endings. Pacey: Yes, man, it's okay. Just leave me out of Joey: Yeah.. this, alright? Dawson: So.. Jack: So look, Andie, I know that it's my night with Joey: Well, thank you. mom so if you don't want me to go out.. Dawson: Yeah.. Andie: No, no, no. I have to stay in and study *He turns around and his face falls as he spots anyway. Jack walking up.* Pacey: We have to stay in and study, remember? Jack: Hey. Andie: Right...I can't believe I've forgotten. Jack, Dawson: *pauses* Hey. don't worry about mom. I mean, she's not entirely *Joey closes her eyes. Then smiles.* your responsibility. There's two of us. Besides, Joey: Hey. with that new medication she's on, she's doing so Jack: Hey. much better. Joey: Everything okay? Jack: Andie, come on. Mom pulled another sybil Jack: Yeah, fine. Just saying hi. last week. Let's be honest with each other. Joey: Maybe we should go inside. Andie: Look, just go out with Joey, okay? Jack: Sure. Everything's under control. I've got it all under *Joey looks back towards Dawson walking down control. the dock* *Cut to Joey's house. She's getting ready and *Cut to Dawson carrying a box into Mitch's sees Dawson at the door.* apartment.* Joey: Dawson, um, what are you doing here? Dawson: Alright, last box. So I guess I'll see ya Dawson: Um, this is for you. *hands her a small later. envelope* Mitch: Dawson, what's the rush? Stick around. Joey: What is it? Hang out. Dawson: Half of the prize money. You can use it Dawson: Working that friend angle? for art classes or whatever. Mitch: I was trying. Talk to me. Look, Dawson, Joey: I..I can't accept this. This is for your movie. we've always been able to talk, freely and openly, Dawson: Jo, I want you to have it. You deserve it. I don't want that to change. Jo, my intentions here are honorable. I'm not Dawson: Okay, let's talk. asking for anything in return. I just want you to be Mitch: So, um, how's Joey? happy. Dawson: Joey dumped me and is falling for Joey: Well, I could use the money. I mean, thank another guy, next. you. Mitch: Okay, um, Jen? Dawson: I believe in you, Joey. I always have. Dawson: Probably drunk and stuck to a sidewalk Joey: Thanks. somewhere. Dawson: So, um, are you going somewhere? Mitch: Dawson.. Joey: No, just hanging out with a friend. Dawson: Dad, this isn't going to work, okay? I'm Dawson: Oh. I guess I'll see ya around. going to get going. 65 Mitch: You don't have to like my decisions, Dawson: I think I miscalculated. Dawson. I just ask that you respect them. *They find Chris and Todd.* Dawson: All I ever do is respect other people's Jen: Hello you guys. wishes, okay? I'm sick of that. It makes everybody Chris: Hey, you guys made it. else feel better but it makes me feel like hell. Todd: Dawson..you're a surprise, dude. Mitch: Well, maybe that's just because your only *Chris hands Jen a beer.* considering the outcomes, and not the intentions. Jen: Thank you. Nobody's out to get you, Dawson. Certainly not Chris: You wanna dance? me. *He pulls out keys and walks to Dawson* I Jen: Mm-hm. Dawson, come on! want you to think of this place, as yours. Now if Dawson: No, no, go on, have fun. you need anything, please. Jen: Enjoy yourself, okay? Dawson: You want to be open and honest, right? *She runs inside with Chris. Dawson watches her Mitch: *nods* Yes. dance and drink and sighs.* Dawson: Well, here it goes. I don't want another *Cut to Pacey walking into the McPhee's friend or a buddy. I want a father. Can you respect backyard.* that? Andie’s Mom: Pacey! Hello. Nice to see you Mitch: I guess I'll have to. again. Dawson: Alright. *Andie rushes out* *He leaves.* Andie: Okay, we're going to be upstairs studying *Cut to Jen painting her toenails* if you need anything. Okay, Mom? Dawson: Hey! Andie’s Mom: Would you kids like something to Jen: Hey Dawson! What's up? eat? I could make you a sandwich. Dawson: I was just wondering if that invitation to Pacey: No thanks, I just ate. go out with you tonight was still open. Andie’s Mom: What are you studying? Jen: Really? Pacey: Tonight's double feature includes US Dawson: Yeah I think it's exactly what I need this History and biology. evening. Andie’s Mom: If Tim was here, you could get Jen: Run-in with Joey, huh? some help. US History was one of Tim's favorite Dawson: You're quick. No way around that. subjects. Jen: Yes, Dawson, you can come with me, but Andie: Okay.. you can not bitch or moan about my partying *They go inside* habits, you've got to keep an open mind, and no Pacey: I thought you said your mother was judging. getting better. Dawson: I can do that, maybe. Andie: She is. She just slips sometimes. Jen: And this is not a date. You're way too far Pacey: Well, I don't mean to be insensitive, Andie, gone as a rebound case for me to be even but she talks about your brother like he's still alive. remotely interested. Andie: Well, she has her good days and her bad Dawson: Is it that obvious? days. Jen: Dawson, you're so on the rebound, you're Pacey: And what day is this? practically bouncing. Andie: Pacey. Dawson: Alright, then tonight will be exactly what Pacey: I'm sorry. I need. What time should I pick you up? *They go upstairs. Cut to them going into Andie's Jen: Actually, why don't I pick you up? 7:00. room. Pacey walks over to all her prizes and Dawson: Alright. That'll work, too. trophies.* Jen: This could be good, Dawson. You and me Pacey: You know the only thing I ever won came together again. out of a cereal box? How do you do all this? I Dawson: This is not a date, remember! know you have a peppy personality, but my God, Jen: And I'm not interested, remember? Andie! On top of everything, you take care of your *Dawson leaves* family and you still find time in the day to rescue a *Cut to the party.* guy like me. Aren't you tired? Jen: Don't judge, Dawson. Andie: You do what you gotta do. Okay, let's get Dawson: I'm not judging, just observing. The started. Now, I always allow myself a margin of destruction of young America. error for any occasional, unforseen roadblocks. Jen: Fun, remember? That's what this is gonna Unfortunatly, you have no margin of error. You be all about is fun. are, in what we studious circles refer to as...up 66 crapola creek without a paddle, hanging on to the Dawson: She's a friend. tenth grade by a thread, one cliffnote away from-- Chris: She's a good friend to have. You should Pacey: Complete and utter disaster. I get it. have more just like her. You know? *Cut to Jack and Joey having a picnic by the river, Dawson: You're about as subtle as you are creek, whatever. Lightning flashes.* genuine, huh? Joey: Whoa. Chris: What you see is what you get. Jack: Heat lightning. You know, I almost got hit by Dawson: Clearly. lightning once when I was a kid. We were playing *Cut to Andie and Pacey studying.* freeze tag in the park and I froze and CRACK! I Andie: After you've read through the chapter mean, I could smell the ground burn. once, you want to go back and highlight any of the Joey: Oh my God, did you freak? passages that seem important enough to be given Jack: I got fascinated. on any given standardized test. Joey: With lightning? Pacey: Well how do you know what's important? Jack: Lightning's amazing. It's opposite charges If it's not important, why would you write it down? attracting until the force just gets so great that the Who's job is it, who's right is it, to decide what air just kind of breaks down. It's like nature's passages are important enough to deserve the version of performance art. attention of a flourescent yellow felt tip marker? Joey: Jack, how do you know all these things that Andie: You're giving me a headache. I need a normal people don't know and you don't know the break. things that normal people do? *She sits down on her bed. The phone rings.* Jack: Don't you get bored and watch the Weather Andie: Hello? Yes, this is Andie. What? Uh, oh Channel? my God, um, please don't call the police. Uh, I can Joey: No. But, when we were kids, Dawson and I be there in 5 minutes, okay? Just give me five did try to replicate Ben Franklin's experiment with minutes. the kite and the key...we almost electrocuted Pacey: Andie, what's wrong? ourselves. Andie: It's my mother. She's at Molly's Market Jack: You and Dawson.. again. Joey: I'm sorry.I don't know why I brought him up. *Cut to the market.* It's just that we've know each other for such a long Andie: Hi. time. Employee: I didn't call the cops because I think Jack: It's okay. I understand. You guys have a you and your brother are really nice and I really do history. I mean, he made that pretty clear when he feel sorry for you, but this is the third time. punched me. Andie: I know. Joey: You have to understand Dawson. I mean, Employee: But if you can't keep her out of here.. life is a movie to him and in the movie the hero Andie: I know, I know. Thank you. always punches out the bad guy. I mean, not that Employee: I hope I don't have to tell you. This is you're a bad guy. It's just that.. really bad for business. Jack: He was upset. Andie’s Mom: My husband really takes care of Joey: Yeah. things. You should call my husband. He takes Jack: I'm sure I would be, too, if I let you slip care of things, you know? through my fingers. Andie: Let's go home, Mom. Joey: I saw the look he gave you outside of my Andie’s Mom: I can't. I'm sorry, honey. I can't go house tonight. home. I'm sorry honey. Jack: Yeah, you were right about that movie Andie: Please, let's just go home now, okay? thing. He made me feel like I was in the middle of Andie’s Mom: No, I can't. a western, and he was John Wayne challenging Andie: Mom, stop it. Please. me to a duel at sunset. But I'd be up for the Andie’s Mom: It's all over! It's all gone. challenge though. Some things are worth fighting *Pacey walks up.* for. Pacey: Hey Mrs. McPhee. Remember me? *More lightning* Pacey? Joey: God. That is so cool. Andie’s Mom: Pacey.. *Cut to the party. Jen is drunk talking to some Pacey: Yeah, it's me. What are you doing here? guy. I think it's Todd.* Picking up some groceries? Chris: So...what came of you two? Getting some Andie’s Mom: I don't know..I don't know. post-Joey action or what? Pacey: Don't worry about it. Just help me pick out 67 a couple things..um..hey! They got marshmellows. tried to live my life just like you. I just don't have It's a food group all in it's own. that sort of hope. But if everybody did people like Andie’s Mom: You don't want that. I have some you wouldn't be so special. turkey and roast beef in the fridge. Dawson: Jen, you're special. Pacey: You know, that sounds to me like a Jen: No I'm not. You just want me to be. tripledecker club sandwich. Will you make me a Dawson: I don't agree with that. Jen, if you sandwich, Mrs. McPhee? weren't so special, you wouldn't be so miserable. Andie’s Mom: Yes, I can make you a sandwich, C'mere. Pacey. Jen: Dawson...I can't go home. Pacey: Excellent. You, Mrs. McPhee, are my Dawson: I know something that you can go. savior. C'mon. Jen: Okay. *They walk out of the store* Dawson: Alright? *Cut to the party. Dawson is walking around and Jen: I'm okay. spots Jen and Chris and Todd going upstairs. Dawson: Ready to go? Dawson follows. He opens a door and catches Jen: Yeah. Todd and Chris kissing Jen on a bed.* *Cut to Joey and Jack* Chris: Hey Dawson. Wanna play? Joey: Well, Jack McPhee, that was a unique *Dawson rushes in and picks Jen up* evening. Jen: Dawson, stop it! Put me down! Jack: Unique, weird or unique, good.. Chris: What the hell you doing? Joey: Unique, fun. So, um, I guess I should get *Dawson carries her out to the front lawn before inside. he puts her down.* *They kiss* Jen: I cannot even believe you. Jack: You're not going to stop speaking to me Dawson: Jen, look at yourself! You're drunk and again, are ya? you were hooking up with two guys. Where are Joey: No, I think you're safe. Crescent moon. you going? Jack: So, um, maybe we could hang out again? Jen: I'm going home! Joey: Yeah, um, it's a possibility. Unless, of Dawson: You're going the wrong way. Jen, stop. course, I get engrossed in the Weather Channel Jen: Why so that you can explain this? So that we which isn't likely. can talk this out and you can tell me why you are Jack: Don't even try it. so determined to pull the plug on anybody that's Joey: Hey Jack? having a good time. Jack: Yeah? Dawson: This is not having a good time. Joey: I had a really nice time tonight. Thanks. Jen: Oh, maybe not to you. Jack: See ya. Dawson: Not to anybody, Jen! You're hiding. *Cut to Pacey and Andie.* You're avoiding dealing with the fact that you're Pacey: She went out like a light, huh? unhappy. And it's disgusting. Andie: Yeah, she goes way up and then crash(?) Jen: Oh, you're really one to talk, Dawson. Look Pacey: Are you going to be alright, Andie? I'm at yourself, okay? You don't drink, and you don't worried about you. mess around with anybody or anything but you Andie: Look at you. Taking care of my mom, then are the unhappiest person I know. saving me. Don't you see? You just proved Dawson: You're absolutely right and I would take yourself wrong, Pacey. You can be anything you my melancholy over this anyday because it's real. want. What you did for me tonight was nothing I'm not fighting to pretend that I'm having a good short of spectacular. I'm proud of you. time. *He laughs* Jen: I'm not pretendin' Dawson I was havin' a Andie: What's so funny? good time! Pacey: I'm not really used to hearing those words. *Jen gets sick and throws up* I'm proud of you. At least, not when they're Jen: How's that for irony, huh? Bad girl throws up directed at me. C'mon. on a white picket fence. Don't be disgusted by me, Andie: Where are we going? Dawson. Don't deal with me. Accept me. And Pacey: Upstairs, to your bedroom. accept the fact that there are people in this world Andie: Oh really, what did you have in mind? that don't need saving. Pacey: What do you think? Dawson: Jen, you're drunk. Andie: Pacey! Jen: No, listen to me. I have tried, okay? I have Pacey: I've still got three chapters to read. 68 *Cut to Mitch's apartment.* Jen: How does it end? Mitch: How's Jen? Dawson: I don't know yet. I haven't finished Dawson: She'll be okay. I think. I know I've been writing it. really hard on your lately. You've just always been Jen: If you want some editorial advice, Dawson, this larger than life, Harrison Ford, ideal to me. no happy ending. They're bogus, and pat, and Mitch: No one could live up to that, Dawson. Not totally unrealistic. Things never end happy in real even Harrison Ford. That just doesn't seem to life. exist. In reality, people are flawed. I can be your Dawson: Just get some sleep, you'll feel better in father, Dawson, and if you let me, your friend. the morning. Your call. Jen: I really wish that were true. No happy Dawson: Then, it's done. ending, Dawson. *Cut to Dawson bring Jen water.* *Cut to Joey climbing through Dawson's window* Dawson: Hey there, Tiger. Joey: Hey Dawson-- Jen: Dawson Leery, you're my hero. *She notices he's not there. She sits on his bed Dawson: No, not a hero. Just a friend. and looks at his Jaws stuffed animal. She smiles Jen: What's it about? Your movie? but then it falls and she sighs and climbs back out Dawson: It's a romance. Star cross'd lovers that the window* kinda thing. * Ending credits *

69 The Election

*Dawson's room. Jen is reading something and lack the proof and facts to back that up. Dawson is watching TV* Dawson: Proof and facts? What do I need to Dawson: Jen, you're killin' me. prove the fact that I'm raw and dark? Do I need to *Jen holds up a finger.* take, like, a gun to school? Jen: Hang on...hang on... Jen: No, Dawson. *Dawson leans his head back in frustration.* Dawson: Kill my parents in their sleep? What Jen: Alright. exactly? *Dawson pauses the remote and moves up to sit Jen: No you just need to loosen up a little bit, across from her.* okay? Jen: Dawson, you can unflinch, I'm done. Dawson: I-- Dawson: Okay, so... Jen: Move on. Start writing from the gut. Stop Jen: What? What do you want me to say? responding with such an adult perspective. Dawson: The truth. Dawson: And how do I do that? Jen: Okay..the truth truth or the 'what Dawson Jen: Teenage 101. wants to hear' truth? *Dawson looks at her confused.* Dawson: So in other words, you hated it. Jen: Maybe it's time you start pretending like you Jen: No. really are 15. *Dawson covers his face with his hands* *Dawson acts like he's still confused.* Jen: Dawson, Dawson, no, I didn't hate it. I just Jen: I think...I think I could actually show you how thought that it was, I don't know, for the lack of a to reclaim those missing years. C'mon, Dawson, better word....fluff. what do you say? Dawson: Fluff. Fluff?! How can it be fluff Jen?! My *Dawson looks as if he's so not into this.* heart and soul went into that script! *Cut to Joey walking to school. Andie comes up.* Jen: I'm just saying that your heart and soul Andie: Hey Joey! I was hoping I'd see you today. depicting the lives and loves of these teens in a I mean, I see you everyday but this is different. small town just seems like it comes from a nieve Joey: It's 7am. Slow down. sort of point of view. Andie: Okay, well, let me explain. Last night I had Dawson: I-I-It's supposed to be nieve, Jen! It's a hard time sleeping which is really strange for me about the magic--the age of innocence, you because usually I'm out like a light, but anyways, I know? Sexual awakening. The magic of first love. was laying there and all of a sudden I had this Jen: Dawson, look, your script is good, okay? It's epiphany(sp?). I know this is going to sound really funny and it's timely and it's smart and it's strange, but it involved you. wellwritten. It's just lacking relevance to today's Joey: It's kind of early in the day for epiphanies, society. Andie, but thanks for sharing. *Dawson sighs* Andie: Let me explain, this is important. Student Jen: You go out of your way to comment on teen council elections are right around the corner and I life, but say very little about it. was thinking I could make a lot of positive *Dawson leans his head against the closet* changes as sophomore class president. Dawson: If you move that knife just a hair to the Joey: And... left, you might get the jugular. Andie: And a really great presidential candidate *Jen pats him on the back* needs a really great running mate. That would be Jen: C'mere, c'mere. I'm not sending you spiraling you. into a depression here, all I'm saying is it's just Joey: No way. Forget about it, Andie. I don't do lacking a little uumph, you know? The anger and student government. the edge and just the raw, dark pain that comes Andie: No, no, no, Joey. I checked your GPA and with being young. you are in the top 3% of the class. You have a Dawson: Jen, I am raw and dark. responsibility to let the academically less fortunate *Jen laughs* benefit from your wisdom. Dawson: What? Joey: Maybe you haven't heard, Andie, but I'm Jen: Okay, okay, in theory, maybe. not exactly Miss Congeniality of Capeside, okay? Dawson: What? And adding my name to your ticket would only Jen: In theory, maybe. All I'm saying is you just assure you a loss. And everybody knows my sort-

70 of family history, okay? Dawson: Not even in the realm of possibility. Andie: Look, in the high school chronological Jen: Why not? chart, it's ancient history. And your average Dawson: First of all, I don't believe that cutting teenager has an attention span of just under 2 class is a "missing" experience that will unleash all seconds. You've got a clean slate, Joey, so will the answers of the universe to me and I have a you at least think about it? quiz in history. *They walk into school.* Jen: Okay, so you can make it up tomorrow. Joey: Look, Andie, I'm flattered, but I'd only screw Dawson, in order to write about being a teenager up your chances, trust me. I gotta go. you actually need to experience being one. *Joey hurries off to class. Pacey rounds the Dawson: Next week, I promise. corner. He catches up to her and kisses her on *They start walking* the neck* Jen: Life is composed of moments. Just like your Andie: *smiles* Hey, you. script. And you have to take those moments as Pacey: What's shakin' McPhee? they come, impulses only. *Chris hands Andie a flyer.* Dawson: *stops* Okay. Let's do it. Chris: Hey man, vote for Chris & Abby on election Jen: Really? day. Dawson: Yeah, impulse, let's cut, c'mon. You Abby: Wherever you go, Pacey, the slacker vote lead. follows. Jen: Alright. Pacey: And, once again, Abby, your natural, *Jen turns to head out the door and Dawson darts irrepressible charm shines it's way through. into his classroom. Jen gets outside the door and *Andie laughs* turns around and doesn't see Dawson. She Pacey: Fabulous. James Bond and Prissy Galore sighs.* are going to rule our class. *CUT TO Leery household.* Andie: Not necessarily. Gail: I'm sorry, Mitch. I just didn't know who else Pacey: Who's going to beat them? to call. Andie: Me. Mitch: It's fixed. Go ahead, turn it on. Turn it to Pacey: Yeah, right. rinse. Andie: No, I'm serious, Pacey. *It works. Then the door flies open and water Pacey: What sane person would want to waste sprays all over Mitch and Gail and Gail starts their time on school politics when they could be laughing hysterically and Mitch hurries and closes spending oodles of quality time with me. the door.* Andie: Because it all falls into my master plan. Mitch: You think this is real funny, don't you? School politics looks great on college applications. Gail: I think it's hilarious. Pacey: Who's your running mate going to be? Mitch: I'm sure you do. *He takes off his wet Andie: Still working on that one, but you're going shirt.* to be my campaign manager. Gail: You're drenched. Pacey: I am? Mitch: Look at you, you're not so dry yourself. Andie: Yep. 'Cause I wouldn't want us to miss out *He squeezes his shirt out and splashes water on on our 'oodles of quality time.' Gail. She gets a dish towel.* *They turn the corner and walk by a girl's Gail: Uh huh, well look at you. bathroom when Jen walks out and heads towards *Their eyes meet.* Dawson's locker.* Gail: Mitch? Jen: Hey Dawson. What's up? *They start making out heavily and he puts her on Dawson: Oh, just doing the same old fluff, the counter where she takes off her shirt and then irrelevant existence in the middle age they move over to the dining room table where darklessness. they continue to make out. Dawson opens the Jen: Okay, so why don't we do something about door and sees them and looks surprised but that? smiles and leaves and closes the door. He's Dawson: Like what? shown outside with a confused, yet happy, look on Jen: Cut class. his face.* Dawson: What?! *Cut to the Icehouse. Jack and Joey are stacking Jen: Ditch. Bail. Leave the premises without coffee creamers.* permission. Something that normal students do at Joey: Did you inherit your clumsy genes from random. your mother or your father? I mean, Andie's not 71 clumsy...a little high strung...but not clumsy. public scrutiny... *Jack sets one and knocks the whole thing down.* Jack: Yeah, but you should run, Joey. Andie Jack: Alright, best 2 outta 3. Loser cleans the needs you. deep fryer. *Abby is listening* Joey: Seriously, I mean, I take after my mom. Jack: (cont.) You know, she's new here and it'll be Who do you take after? Your mother or your hard for her to get votes but you. You have this father? I'm guessing it's your mom. amazing girl-next-door quality. This is your chance Jack: Okay, alright, you win. I'll clean the deep to make a difference. For your talents to rise to fryer. But I'm a little fuzzy on the process so you the occasion. Don't limit yourself, Joey. You're a might have to stay late and help me with the born leader. proper procedure. Abby: Yeah, more like born loser. You actually Joey: How do you do that? think that you have any chance running against Jack: What? me? Get real. You throw the trash out, you don't Joey: Everytime I ask you something a little vote it in. personal you somehow manage to change the Joey: Back off, Abby. subject and not answer. Abby: The truth hurts? Well, if you want to Jack: Are you saying I purposely tanked the embarress yourself and your entire family even coffee creamer tower? Joey, I'm insulted. further than nature intended then by all means, Joey: Seriously, Jack. I mean we talk all the time throw your amazing girl-next-door quality into the but whenever it starts to get a little deep you get ring. Hey, what's one more disappointment in an all weird and vague. You know I have asked you 6 already meager depressing existance? questions tonight and you haven't answered one. *Joey takes the pitcher of water she's holding and Jack: Well, that's because you have to ask me 7. dumps it on Abby.* You see, 7 is the magic number. Abby: Ahhh! You're dead. Joey: Here we go again. Why do you make light *Chris and Abby leave and Joey walks towards out of everything? Jack.* Jack: Because I'm a loof, intraverted, and Joey: Tell Andie I'm in. unsociable. So there, I answered. *She walks off and Jack laughs.* *Abby and Chris have entered and taken a seat.* *Cut to Andie and Pacey sitting at a table in Abby: EXCUSE ME! Could we get a couple of Capeside.* menus over here, please? Andie: Okay, I need you to finish passing out *Joey looks at them disgusted. She hands them these flyers and get these posters up. I want them two menus.* all over Capeside...not just the high school. Abby: Preferably not with yesterday's special Pacey: You know, on this book that I picked up on rotting on them. the Clinton campaign, they said this things going *Joey wipes the menu on her top.* to get ugly. So we're going to have to start playing Chris: Why'd you bring me to this dive? hard-- Abby: Because we have to talk strategy in Andie: Pacey. private, and you can always count on this place to Pacey: Yeah? be deserted. The service here is even worse than Andie: You've done research. the food. Pacey: Yeah, you've been a bad, bad influence *Joey turns around and walks back to the on me. counter.* *They kiss and Andie pulls away and Pacey is Jack: So you're content on letting those two disappointed.* represent your class? Andie: Oh and you know, I want this campaign to Joey: They're not the only ones running, Jack. take a high road. I still believe that a candidate's Jack: *laughs* Oh, please! Kenny Reily? That guy virtue and integrity is normal and to be expected has no chance. Where's your sense of civic duty? and not just some character perk or bonus. I *Joey shrugs.* mean, my goal is to make government good and Joey: I don't know. I've just never been the type safe again. to, you know, get involved in school activities. Pacey: My God, you know the way these sound Jack: Well you weren't into art until recently. bytes just flow out of your mouth, you could really Maybe that will change. have a future in this stuff. Your sincerity is so Joey: Yeah, but, student government is a huge appealingly sexy. leap, Jack, I mean, putting yourself out there for Andie: And your sexiness is so appealingly 72 sincere. Jen: We're not talking grand theft auto here. Pacey: You think I'm sexy, huh? What's so sexy We're just talking a Snickers bar. about me? *Dawson shrugs declining.* Andie: How smart you are. Jen: Dawson, every kid does it at least once. *They lean in to kiss again and Joey sets down *holds lipstick* Put this in your pocket, Dawson. and clears her throat. Pacey looks irritated.* Dawson: No. No way. Joey: Did you get a glimpse of Chris and Abby's Jen: Dawson, c'mon. This is your symbolic candy smear campaign? This is exactly what I was bar. worried about. Dawson: Why is my symbolic candy bar Crimson Pacey: Why? We'll just hit them back harder. Passion lipstick? There's a whole chapter in my book on mud Jen: Well because we might as well both benefit slinging. from your little for(?) adventure. Besides, look, Andie: No, we are not stooping to their lows. that's not the point. What's important is that you Government is about balance and order. We can experience the rush of walking out with it, not let their petty ways use our (?). Dawson. Pacey: I should write this stuff down. Dawson: It's an illegal rush that I don't have any Joey: Don't you think we should at least fight interest in, okay? back? Jen: Dawson, you're overanalyzing again. Just Andie: And let Chris and Abby and the whole take the said object and place it in your pocket. school know that we respond in an emotional *Dawson takes it.* knee-jerk fashion? What kind of message is that *They walk out.* sending out to our voting constituants? Jen: Dawson, you actually did it! I didn't think you Joey: Okay, forget fighting back...I think we were capable! should stand up for ourselves...I mean.. Dawson: That makes two of us. Andie: Look, Joey, I know they got you, but let's Jen: Don't you feel so...exhilirated? not let them get the best of us. I mean those were Dawson: Yeah...it's this amazing natural high. just words. They carry no weight whatsoever. Now Jen: Alright, hand it over. let's just look at our debate issues and figure out Dawson: Naw, I'm the one who risked our gameplan. Winning will be our best revenge. incarceration, I get to keep it. Pacey: She won my vote a few bumper stickers *Jen looks at him.* ago. Dawson: What? *Cut to Jen putting on lipstick at a cosmetics Jen: Oh my God, you put it back, didn't you? You store.* put it back, huh? Jen: Alright, Dawson. I've decided to take matters Dawson: Look, Jen, I appreciate what you're into my own hands and what you need is a trying to do but I like my perspective on life regression sponsor. regardless of how middle-aged it might be. Dawson: A what sponsor? Jen: Okay, but how are you going to reach your Jen: Somebody who can walk back into the steps audience with that perspective? Dawson, I've read of regressing your teen years. your script, okay? Your hyper-awareness is Dawson: Jen, I'm very humored by your own disarming. You've got to start responding like an insight into how I am as a personal being but I am adolescent and stop hiding behind that a teenager, okay? And I've got no driver's license psychology degree that you don't have. to prove it. And regardless of any adult Dawson: What is wrong with being mature for my selfperception I might possess I still have to face age? all the trauma of being my age so I will Jen: Because it's going to trap you, Dawson. respectfully decline your offer. Because you're going to wake up one morning Jen: Okay, alright. Resistance is expected. and you're going to realize that the reason you're Dawson the whole reason that I brought you to not growing is that you never allowed the process. this place is I figured we would just start with There's a reason that we go from infancy to old something simple. Do you remember when you age. Think about that. were 10...and your mom wouldn't get you that *Cut to auditorium at high school. It's the candy bar that you really, really wanted? Didn't candidates speeches.* you ever just...swipe it? Kenny: Students that have a 3.5 GPA or higher Dawson: No. Wha--What? You want me to steal should have only half a day of classes on Friday. something? *Timelapse Andie's speech* 73 Andie: I believe my record of support and Jack: Yeah. involvement of school activities fully qualifies me Joey: Look I feel really stupid. Grilling you about for student office. *timelapse. Abby and Chris* your family...pressuring you for answers. I'm really Chris: We're qualified...because we're one of you. sorry, Jack. Abby: We'll run the school like you want. Jack: Joey, I'm looking for my sister, not your *timelapse. Andie and Joey.* sympathy. Joey: Unlike our opponents, we haven't lost sight Joey: I haven't seen her since the debate. on the issues in order to concentrate on malicious Jack: Great. character attacks. Joey: Is there anything I can do to help? *timelapse* Jack: My family situation is complicated, Joey, Counselor: Next question - given the (?) nature alright? It's just not something I feel comfortable of today's political climate... talking about so I'll see you later. *timelapse* Joey: No, Jack! Don't push me away okay? I want Abby: Listen, it's about trust. to help! Look, I've been through something like *timelapse* this with my own family and I understand. Andie: Let's talk issues. Walkmans in study hall. Jack: *yelling* Okay, don't you get it?! I didn't *timelapse* want to talk to you before and I don't now! God! Kenny: Walkmans in study hall is a great idea. *Cut to Pacey walking down the deserted halls *timelapse* and he nears the Girl's Bathroom and opens the Chris: I'm mad for people.(?sentence?my vcr door slightly.* screwed up) I've probably partied with everyone Pacey: Andie? here at least once. *He shuts it again.* *timelapse, everybody's standing out there.* Pacey: Alright, I'm coming in there and just so Abby: It all comes down to one simple question. there's no confusion, I am a man so if there are Who do you want to run your class? Us...the any objections please speak now. geeks...or Little Miss Perky and the Convict's *He goes in.* Daughter. Pacey: Andie I know you're in here. Andie: That is so not a relevant issue, Abby. *He starts looking in the stalls.* Abby: You would say that since no one here Pacey: Listen, there's a whole chapter in my book knows your background. Just to bring everyone on what to do when scandal breaks. It's not such up to speed on an issue that is relevant, Andie a big deal. I mean, you and I *he spots her stall* McPhee, your perspective president, has a we can get through this. *stands up* So what do mother who's about....one shock treatment away you say? *opens the door revealing Andie curled from a permanent residence in the looney bin! up on the stool* You and me Andie. Joey: You know, for once Abby let's stick to the Andie: Did you know it's exactly 60 feet 6 inches issues. Andie's personal life has no bearing on her from pitching mound to home plate? ability to handle the job as sophomore class Pacey: You okay, McPhee? president. Andie: Tim taught me that. He tried to teach me a Abby: Uh, whatever. We have hard evidence that curveball, too. Turns out I throw like a girl. Andie's mother was responsible for the death of Pacey: C'mon, let's get you outta here, Andie. her older brother in a car crash less than a year Andie: Oh God, Pacey, I don't know. I mean, ago. The fact of the matter is Monie(?) McPhee is everybody knows about my mom and about Tim. a wacked out nut and we all know that mental How'm I supposed to go out there in the hall? I illness is hereditary so you do the math. mean, everybody's going to look at me and they're Counselor: Abby, that's quite enough. all going to laugh. Abby: Hey I was just trying to assertain the truth Pacey: They won't laugh at you, Andie. Everyone for the safety of my fellow students. Andie... comes from a dysfunctional family. It's the 90s. Andie: *crying* I.....um.....I..... The only happy families are in TV syndication. *She walks towards the door and then starts Andie: But it's all ruined. I mean, politics used to running. Pacey chases after her.* mean something. Now we've just become such *Cut to Joey running across campus to catch up a...lessened society. with Jack.* Pacey: Andie, this is high school. Trust me, me of Joey: Hey. all people, this will all blow over. Tomorrow Jack: I can't find Andie. Have you seen her? everything goes back to normal. Joey: You heard about the assembly? Andie: Normal? Oh, God. That's all I ever wanted. 74 A normal family, with a normal life, balance and And my feelings are in constant conflict with my order, order and balance. But you know that just overachieving self-aware brain and it's just a never exists. Not anywhere, not here. It's like this constant battle. And that's what's driving me big false hope. crazy. Am I making any sense? Pacey: Hey. Don't you think you're being a little Jen: Completely. hard on yourself? Normal never existed. It never Dawson: Okay, thank God. So I keep on waiting did. for my feelings to catch up so maybe I can finally Andie: Hm. Wow. Look at me. I'm a mess. I'm a grow up so I can finally get over Joey or accept total and complete mess. I hate this. I really hate that my parents may or may not work things out, this. *She throws Pacey's book at the mirror and but I think I have it backwards. In order to change then walks out of the bathroom.* my feelings I first have to change my actions *Mitch's apartment.* because that's the only way somebody can Mitch: Dawson. change how they feel. Dawson: Hey dad. Jen: You're too smart for your own good, Mitch: Look. *pointing to chair* Can you believe Dawson. somebody threw this out? The thing's an antique. Dawson: Right now I feel incredibly stupid. Thought maybe I could clean it up a little...sell it. Jen: Is there anything I can do to help or I dunno.. Dawson: Brought your mail. Dawson: Yeah...I think I need a sponsor. I need Mitch: Thanks. You didn't have to do that. to go out and engage in some incredibly Dawson: I know. Thought I'd stop by...say hi...see appropriate teenage behavior. what was new if anything. Jen: Well, that sounds like something right up my Mitch: Mom told you, didn't she? alley. Anything you had in mind? Dawson: No, I saw it for myself. Not the main Dawson: Just something nonsensical..really attraction, just the previews. spontaneous...the good, the bad, the ugly, you are Mitch: So, uh, it's complicated and, um, actually I the expert I will follow your lead. don't know exactly how comfortable I am talking to Jen: Well, you know what? By all means, you about this. Dawson, let the rebelry begin. Dawson: No problem. It's totally fine. I just want *Cut to Andie's house. Andie is rocking in a to let you know that I'm okay with it. I mean, it's rocking chair staring out the window in her room. fine if you want to stay over every once in awhile. Jack comes in.* It won't mess up my head. If you're worried about Jack: I finally got Mom to bed. that. I mean, I know that reconciliation has to *Andie doesn't say anything.* restrain and (?). Jack: It really scares her to see you so upset. Mitch: There is no reconciliation, Dawson. It was Look, Andie, it hasn't been an easy year for any of a slip. A sex slip, and a mistake and it won't us, but we all do what we have to to hold it happen again. together...to cope. Dawson: Now I don't understand. *Andie still just sits there.* Mitch: Well, it just, we fell back into what was Jack: Your highs and lows have been becoming comfortable and easy and used it to cover our really intense lately. problems. Andie: I'm fine, Jack. Dawson: It helped your problems. Jack: No, you're not fine, Andie! I mean one Mitch: No. No, it worsened them. 'Cause I minute you're laughing and the next you're in realized that it's insane to keep taking the same tears! action expecting a different result. I mean, it Andie: Please just leave me alone, okay? changes nothing. It's the action that must change. Jack: I think maybe it's time you went back to *Cut to Jen's house. Jen is looking through her your medication. It's easier for you and for closet and Dawson is behind her talking.* everyone. Dawson: You were right. I do have perception Andie: I said I'm alright, okay? I just had a rough disorder. day. I mean, I don't need any medication. Jen: What brought this on? *Jack just sits there.* Dawson: Let's just say, I'm geared to respond to Andie: I'm fine. life in a certain way and you say I don't respond *Jack gets up and leaves.* like a typical adolescent, and you're right, I don't, *Cut to Dawson and Jen running through the but emotionally, I do. I always have. I am very woods laughing. Dawson is holding toilet paper.* much my age emotionally, maybe even younger. Dawson: Slow down, slow down! We just TPed 75 Mr. Milos house! I've always wanted to do that! Dawson: Yeah. Well, I mean, everyone I know Jen: And now you have! See and very well I might has crept into my dreams at one point or another. add. *looks at toilet paper* Aside from the fact that Jen: No...I mean...have you ever woken you forgot to drop the evidence. up...sweating? *Dawson throws it into the woods.* Dawson: What? Dawson: Alright, so that's a rebellious 13 I would Jen: Blanket in a little pup tent? say, so what next? Dawson: You first. Have you dreamt about me Jen: You ready for something really bold? that way? Dawson: I am up for anything. Jen: Possibly. Jen: Anything? *They kiss* Dawson: Abso--well, what did you have in mind? Jen: Dawson. Jen: Drop your pants. Dawson: What? Dawson: What? Jen: Crossing the line. Jen: Well, I just mean, you can't very well go Dawson: The line? You don't want? I thought you skinny dipping with your clothes on. wanted this Jen. You've hinted...imply offered. Dawson: Skinnydipping? Jen, do you know how Jen: I know, Dawson...it's just.. cold the water is? Dawson: I was taking your advice. You know, you Jen: Oh, I mean, if you're to embarrassed about... don't think...do. Just something really Dawson: I'm not embarrassed! I'm just...you think spontaneous. I wouldn't do it, don't you? Jen: I'm glad that you've embraced the Jen: No. philosophy, you know? It's just that we're finally Dawson: Well, I'm not going alone. friends now and I don't want to mess that up. I Jen: Dawson, I never intended for you to do it thought I'd take your lead on this one...hoping that alone. different actions might create different results. *She starts getting undressed and Dawson turns Dawson: So the different action is taking no around.* action? Dawson: Oh my god, you're serious. Jen: No, the different action is being your friend. Jen: Mm-hm. Completely. Dawson: Like Joey was my friend? Dawson: Maybe we should think about this. I Jen: There's lots of ways to be someone's friend mean, what if somebody walks by? You know? Dawson. We'll just have to figure that out. *Jen just laughs and throws her bra over *They start splashing each other again* Dawson's shoulder as a tease. She runs and *Cut to school. Chris and Abby are on the jumps in the water.* announcements..* Dawson: Jen you're... Chris: I brought the Eastern Championship to Jen: Naked? And all wet. Dawson, come on in, Capeside now I approach my presidency with the the water's great. same drive. So let's face the facts...there's only *Jen laughs* one true choice here. *Dawson stands up behind a bush and a tree.* Abby: Remember..do you really want those other Jen: Dawson is that a tree branch or are you just losers running your school? happy to see me? Joey: Andie, we can walk out right now. I mean, Dawson: It's fine now turn around! there's still dignity in resigning. Jen: Alright, I am. Andie: No, I'm fine. I can do this. Dawson: Here I come! Abby: So get off your butts and vote Chris and *Dawson runs and jumps in.* Abby, you'll enjoy the ride. Dawson: This used to be my worst nightmare. *She turns the announcement mic off.* Jen: Oh, thanks a lot, swimming naked with me Abby: It's as locked up as Joey's father. Schedule used to be your worst nightmare. says the Coo-Coo Bird and the Convict's *They start splashing each other. Jen's laughing.* Daughter are up next. Jen: Okay, Dawson, stop. Truce. Andie: I can do this. *Dawson just starts splashing harder.* Joey: Ready? *timelapse* *Andie nods.* Jen: Let me ask you something. *Joey pushes the button to turn the mic on.* Dawson: Yeah? *Andie can't say anything.* Jen: Nightmares aside have you ever dreamt Andie: I can't do this, I'm sorry. I just can't. about me? Abby: Gosh, I hope it wasn't something I said. It 76 was all in the name of good ol' fashioned politics. Jack: Yeah, well, when things get rough I tend to Chris: I'm going to go kiss some babes. go on (?), you know, protect the family, nobody Abby: It's babies you idiot. else matters. It's kind of second nature. Chris: My way's a lot more fun. Joey: I understand, it's just...I wish you'd let me *Pacey sighs and walks towards the chair in front help you. of the mic.* Jack: Joey, um, I can't allow myself the luxury of Pacey: Abby...so what's the deal here? *he hits opening up. I mean, with my brother gone and my the mic 'on' button so the whole school can hear father missing in action. My mother and my sister the conversation* Why are you slumming as they depend on me, you know? To be the rock. vicepresident for that guy when you are so And I don't know. Sometimes I feel like...I can't obviously the brains behind this campaign? even explain it. It's like my whole life is one big Abby: I'll let you in on a little secret there, sport. secret. I'm just using that walking penis for his popularity Joey: You know, when my mom was dying...I had and ultimately, I'll destroy him. this friend who was amazing, and you know, a lot *Cut to Dawson and Jen's reaction when they of times...I didn't feel like talking and you know, hear this.* we would just sit, sometimes for hours and never Abby: (cont.) Just like I destroyed your little say a word, and you know what? It helped. It did girlfriend. It's just so easy. And victory's so much because being in the same place I knew that sweeter when you have to walk on other people to everything was going to be okay. And towards the get it. *laughs* I'm going to rule this school. And end when things got really bad, he would just you and all those other halfwits are too stupid to reach out and hold my hand. stop me. *She reaches for Jack's hand.* Pacey: Yeah, you're probably right, I mean, I'm so *Cut to Andie's house. Andie is in the bathroom stupid that I didn't know that when I pressed this and she's been crying. The phone rings.* button on this little thing that your annoying nasal Andie: Hello....Hey Pacey...Yeah um...I'm feeling whine was broadcast over this entire school. Oh a lot better now. *she opens the cabinet and you no, wait a minute, that's exactly what I meant to see a medicine bottle* No..um, tonight? *she do, sorry! My bad. *to Kenny* School's yours, pal. reaches for the bottle* I don't think so. *she opens Kenny: Yes! it and puts some in her hand* Yeah, it's not a *Cut to Dawson's house.* good time...Yeah, I'll be back to my old self Gail: Careful honey, I just mopped the floor it tomorrow though...I promise...okay....bye. might still be a little damp. *she gets a glass of water and takes the Dawson: Okay. medicine.* Gail: Oh, if you want a snack, I made oatmeal *Cut to Jen's house.* cookies, and a cake. Jen: Dawson, what are you doing here? Dawson: Alright. Dawson: Um..my parents are getting divorced. I Gail: Oh, will you look at this? There are dust just needed to talk to my sponsor. I'm in a bit of a bunnies the size of small children on this quandry. All this perception and psychobabble windowsil. has left me with quite a dilemma. And what do I Dawson: Mom, what are these? do with this news? I knew it was over, you know? I Gail: Um....divorce papers. Your father had me mean all the signs pointed to it. I just...kept hoping served this morning. that it wouldn't go there. But they have. So now, Dawson: Are you okay? um, do I have a self aware adult reaction to it or Gail: Uh, yeah. I'll be alright, honey. I'm moving should I allow myself to feel the hurt and the on. shock that a kid in my position would feel? You *Cut to the Icehouse. Joey's locking up and Jack know...I-I...which should win here? My head or my walks up behind her.* heart? My emotions or my brain? What'll win out? Jack: Can I walk you home? Jen: What always wins out Dawson? Dawson? Joey: Sure. *He starts crying.* Jack: Joey, I owe you an apoligy. I mean, it's Jen: C'mere. been a tough couple of days. I know that's no Dawson: Thanks for being here. excuse for me acting like an ass. Jen: Thanks for letting me. Joey: I wanted to be there for you, Jack....but you * Ending credits * kind of shoved me off.

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78 High Risk Behavior

*Dawson's room: Focus on Pacey's face, which is not just plot-driven but emotionally driven. staring intensely at someone...unseen at the Pacey: Congratulations. Revolving as an artist. moment.* Dawson: It's about time I took some risks, you Pacey: I can't believe you're saying this. I mean, know? Ride the edge a little. after all these years of hiding behind high-brow Pacey: Well, if that's the case, I do have one note. analytical posturing. Dawson: *hesitantly looks over at Pacey* Which *Cut to Dawson's face. Intense as Pacey's.* is? Dawson: I'm saying it. *pause* I love you. I know Pacey: I mean, why don't they have sex? I know it's nonsensical. you and Joey never did in real life but this is a Pacey: Nonsensical? It's insane. We've known film. You can write it any way you want. You each other for 15 years and you couldn't find know? Take the risky plunge. another time to freudian-slip this cat out of the Dawson: Ah-ha! See, I have. bag?! *Pacey looks skeptical.* Dawson: *with complete honesty* I've wanted to! Dawson: (cont.) How many movies have you So many times. You have no idea how long I've seen where a bunch of horny teenagers just...go been wrestling internally with the psychological at it like rabbits? I mean, that's the safe choice. repercussions of my feelings. *Pacey laughs.* Pacey: *stares down as if he's overwhelmed* I Dawson: The riskier, edgier choice is to have need time to process this. I mean, my electrical them not do it. synapses are on overload here. My brain is telling Pacey: Only you take your virginal insecurities me one thing but my heart, it says another. It's and fear of deflowerment and turn them into telling me that I should consider the unequivical, "risky, edgy behavior." highly irrational, possibly damaging, Dawson: Oh yeah, I have no problem being a proposition...*with deep feeling, looking into virgin, alright? I'm sorry if my confidence in my Dawson's eyes* of loving you back. convictions is discombobulates you. Dawson: Wait. *leans in like he's going to kiss *Pacey stares out in bewilderment.* Pacey but quickly turns and reaches for some Pacey: Dis-com-bob-u-late. How many syllables papers on his bed glancing over them* You is that? missed a line. You forgot 'hypnotically scarred'. *Dawson throws his script at Pacey* Pacey: So if you want it done right, then you get *Cut to Capeside High's frontyard.* an actor. I'm not exactly comfortable playing the OVERVOICE OF JEN: Hey. We're holding girl here. auditions for a movie today. Hope you can make Dawson: So what do you think? Think it would it. *Cut to Dawson coming out holding a stack of make a good movie? papers heading towards...Jen.* Pacey: You're writing too many syllables. I mean, Dawson: Hey! what's with all the psychobabble insight? How Jen: Hey, you! many teenagers do you know that talk like that? Dawson: So how's interest? Are we going to have Dawson: Grumbles, aside, do you think it would a turnout? make a good movie? Jen: Um, as a first-time producer...my instincts tell Pacey: Yeah...*thinking*..yeah..however, you did me that we're going to have a huge turn-out, make Joey a little on the angry side, even for her. Dawson. Dawson: It's not Joey. *Dawson smiles* Pacey: Right. *sarcastic* That's not Joey, the *Jen hands a guy a flier* guy's not you, and you're not disecting you two's Jen: *to the guy* Hey, we're having auditions for a relationship on the page just like every other movie today. Come on by, alright? narcissistic writer through history. Dawson: You're such a natural. You're so good at Dawson: *sighs* Just tell me what you think. this. Pacey: I think it's dark. It's obtuse. It's very un- Jen: *laughs* Well, thanks. Don't expect too Dawson Leery. much. I mean, I'm no Joey. Dawson: Thank you. *he gets up from his chair Dawson: Well, hey, she had no experience either by the bed and walks over by his desk* This is the when she first started. You're going to be good. I first time I've been able to write something that's have the up-most confidence in you.

79 Jen: Well, thank you. Mr. Writer/Director. to know that everything has a perfect place and Dawson: *laughs* *pointing at a guy* Hey, be time. sure to give a flier to James Lowing, he'd be Pacey: I didn't get tested to engage in uninhibited perfect for the lead. scrumping with you. I got tested for me. I don't Jen: Ew. want to jump in the sack with you. Dawson: Ew? Jen, he's like the classic, leading Andie: Oh. Why not, exactly? Do you not find me guy. He's kind, he's funny...he's self-effacing, he's attractive? Jimmy Stewart meets Tom Hanks. Pacey: Of course I find you attractive, Andie. Jen: Yeah, and about as sexy as a bucket, Andie: But you don't want to? Dawson. Pacey: Do you want to? Dawson: Alright.. Andie: Well, I asked you. Jen: *pointing to a dark-haired man with a Pacey: Well, I'm asking you back. mustache* Now, Dave Fachelli, that's the leading Andie: You first. man. Pacey: I'd like to scrump with you any day of the Dawson: Excuse me? week, okay? But we've got all the time in the Jen: Yeah, he's like dark and brooding and Ray world. There's no need to rush anything. Liotta... Andie: Okay, I hear you and I concur. Dawson: Sewer rat. I don't get it...no way. Pacey: Good. Jen: I'm just saying he's got a certain...appeal. Andie: Good....but if it were the right time and Dawson: So? place, you would want to, right? Jen: I mean, people don't always go to the movies Pacey: Oh, hell yes! to see their kind, sweet next-door neighbor. They Andie: Alright. 'Til then. go to see that slightly dangerous guy that they Pacey: Until.. desperately want to sleep with but never will in *Cut to Dawson handing out fliers by a picnic table real life. Sexy will always win out over nice. where Joey is sitting at drawing.* *pause* I'm just saying everyone casts Tom Dawson: Hey. Hanks, you know? Try and make the less obvious Joey: Hey. choice. *turning to another person with a flier* Dawson: *holding fliers* Movie auditions. Hey, movie auditions today. *She walks off.* Joey: *motioning to drawing* Art class. *Cut to Pacey entering the halls of Capeside High. Dawson: *notices her drawing of a man..naked.* I He heads straight for Andie and holds a sheet in see you've graduated from fruit bowls. front of her.* Joey: We're doing life-sketching...nude Pacey: *clears throat* models...so..we're supposed to see the human Andie: Hey! *reading the paper* What's this? form, a mass of lines and shadows. Pacey: The results of Pacey Witter's HIV test. Dawson: Really? Andie: You got tested? Joey: I'm working on it. Pacey: You told me to. Dawson: And he does poses for you? Andie: But you argued with me. Joey: Yeah. Pacey: Andie, I always argue with you. It doesn't Dawson: Don't you find that uncomfortable? Just mean I don't listen. sitting in a room with some guy completely in the Andie: And...? buff right in front of you? Pacey: And it's negative! Which is positive in my Joey: No.. book. Dawson: Does he like talk or anything? Andie: Congratulations. I'm proud of you. Getting Joey: Oh, yeah. He sings, tells jokes, does a little tested was...very responsible of you. Just don't softshoe. No, he doesn't talk, Dawson. He's a think that now that we got tested we're going model. He sits there. He just takes breaks every to....you know. now and then. Pacey: *acting clueless* What? Dawson: And Little Joey Potter doesn't blush? Andie: *frustrated* You know... Joey: No. Pacey: No, I have no idea what you're talking Dawson: Not even a little? about. Joey: Maybe a little... Andie: Okay, uhm, you know, we haven't been Dawson: *raises eyebrows* Just a little? very, uhm, *lowers her voice* physical, or Joey: *knowing he's figured her out* Okay, I've anything and I'm not opposed to us becoming broken 12 pencils more...*lowers again* intimate, but I just want you *Dawson laughs* 80 Joey: BUT it's getting better. You'd be surprised, Joey: Nooo. Dawson. I'm changing. I'm not Little Joey Potter *Jack looks at it.* anymore. Jack: Wow. It's a good use of light and dark, Dawson: No, you're certainly not. especially around the side. I mean, it's very *Cut to Joey looking off in a distance to...Jen dramatic. Shading is excellent. handing a flier to Chris.* Joey: *in disbelief* Really? Jen: Auditions...come please... Jack: Yeah. Lines are strong. Uh, everything *Back to Joey and Dawson.* seems to be in...proportion. Uh, you did a real Joey: Jen's your producer? *looking slightly nice job *reaching up to point, he accidentily irritated* knocks his shake all over Joey's drawing, ruining Dawson: Yeah...yeah, you're busy. it.* Joey: *looking at her art* So what's your movie Jack: Joey! Oh God! I'm sorry, Joey! I'm sorry! I'm about? sorry. Dawson: *hesitates.* Um, young boy...comes of Joey: I gotta go. age...in a small town... *She grabs her ruined drawing and leaves* *Joey nods* *Cut to auditions, a girl with long red hair and Joey: Well, good luck with it, Dawson. huge eyes is auditioning. She is wayyy over- Dawson: Thank you, thank you! Gotta go! Time is acting.* money. Girl: I can't believe you're saying this. After all *Dawson takes off as Joey stares after him.* these years of high brow, analytical posturing. *Cut to inside the halls. Chris walks up to Abby.* *Cut to a football player with red hair, auditioning Chris: Hey! Are you going to audition for with no acting talent whatsoever.* Dawson's movie? Guy: I love you....I know it's nonsensical. Abby: Participate in Dawson Leery's lame home *Cut to a blonde cheerleader reading the script video project? Doubtful. Why? Are you? really ditzy-like and it looks like she's chewing Chris: I was thinking about it. I got the audition gum.* piece so I was looking through it. He's got Girl: Nonsensical? It's insane! We've known each financing. He's going to do the festival circuit. It other for 15 years. would be an opportunity for some Hollywood-type *Cut to a shot of Dawson and Jen looking irritated exposure. and tired.* Abby: Yeah, right! Are you have delusions of Girl: (cont.) Somewhere in there you couldn't find Brad Pitt-itis? the time to *voice fades out..* Chris: I think I would make a good actor, actually. *Cut to a curly-haired guy auditioning with And actors get action, and I foresee a non-stop glasses, putting way too much feeling into it.* party. I was thinking maybe you and I could read Guy: I've wanted to. So many times. But you have together. no idea how long I've wrestled internally with the Abby: You and me? psychological repercussions... Chris: Yeah, c'mon! We'd have some serious *Cut to a blond pierced guy just standing there not chemistry. Come on. Audition with me. saying anything. Then cut to a girl crying, putting Abby: Celebrate elsewhere. I couldn't be less too much emotion into her role. More frustrated interested. shots of Dawson and Jen. A girl with glasses just *She walks into the girl's bathroom.* stares out blankly then widens her eyes.* *Cut to Joey back at her picnic table, Jack walks OVERVOICE (Football guy from earlier): You up behind her with a shake, looking at her have no idea how long I've been wrestling drawing.* internally with the psychological reproductions. Jack: Wow! *Cut to Dawson and Jen. Dawson is looking at *Joey turns quickly noticing him then covers up Jen in disbelief.* her drawing.* *Back to stage where Football Guy and Joey: Don't look. Cheerleader are reading together.* Jack: Come on, I've seen a naked guy before, Cheerleader: But my heart says something Joey. different. That I should consider the unequivical, Joey: Yeah, but not drawn with the talent of a possibly damaging *her voice turns into an second grader, trust me. overvoice as you see another girl laughing at the Jack: C'mon. *Joey still covers it up.* *he starts script and a guy coughing during his audition, then tickling her* Let me see it! Let me see it! it cuts back to them.* highly irritional, hypnotically 81 scarring, proposition of loving you back. *She good thing for us. looks at the football guy chewing her gum like a Jack: Strictly professional, okay? C'mon, Joey. ditz.* This is your art. Guy: *long pause* Cool. Joey: Well, I guess the male form is just the male *Cut to an extremely frustrated Dawson and Jen. form... Cut to Capeside High where we're at Joey's locker Jack: Good, it's settled. I'll come by your house when Jack walks up.* tomorrow around 7....Yeah... Jack: Listen, I'm sorry. Uh, can you save it? *Jack walks off as Joey looks off after him.* *Joey looks at him and reaches into her locker *Cut to Capeside, a store. Andie is at the and pulls out a picture that justs looks like a blur pharmacy.* of charcoal on it.* Pharmacist: There ya go, Miss. Jack: Oh, God. I'm sorry. Look, can I do Andie: Thank you. anything? What? Pharmacist: Be careful with the dosage, I put a Joey: There's nothing you can do, Jack. It's due pamphlet in there for you. Thursday. I'm already the youngest and least Andie: I'm familiar with the drug, thank you. experienced in the class and now I'm going to *She turns around to find Pacey. She holds the show up with an incomplete assignment. bag behind her back.* Jack: Can you redraw it? Pacey: Hello, McPhee, what's shakin'? Joey: Not from memory. I mean, this is a nude Andie: Hey, Pacey! Hi... man, Jack. I can't just recall it from thin air. Pacey: Whatcha got in the bag? *pulling out drawing and looking at it* The pose, Andie: Uh..nothing. the composition, the light, the shadows.You can't *He takes it from her and looks in it and takes out just recreate that. the bottle.* Jack: Um *thinking*, let me pose for ya. Andie: Pacey, please. Give it back. Joey: What? *He starts reading the bottle.* Jack: Yeah, no, I'm serious. Let me pose for you. Pacey: 'Andrea McPhee, take two tablets a day, No big deal. as directed. ZanX, 20mg.' ZanX, um, that's for Joey: *in disbelief* You want to pose for severe depression and anxiety, right? It's like me...naked. Prozac so... Jack: Uh huh...yeah. Andie: Uh, it's my mom's. We have the same first Joey: *slowly putting the drawing back in her name. Andrea. locker and shutting it* Let me think about that...uh, *Pacey remembers and regrets mentioning it.* no. Pacey: Yeah..yeah.. Jack: Okay, uh, what happens if you don't turn it Andie: Please, Pacey, she's getting better. in? Pacey: I'm really sorry. I didn't know. Joey: Look, I get an F, not to mention Andie: It's okay. embarressment and feelings of tremendous Pacey: You're such a good daughter. inadequacy. Andie: What are you doin' here? Jack: Alright, then that's it, I'll pose it for you. Pacey: Nothing, um, just picking up some stuff. Joey: No, you're not. Andie: In the, uh, condom section? Jack: 'Fraid about seeing me naked? Pacey: *fake laughs* I had no idea! Joey: Ah, the "Joey's a prude" tactic. Clever, but *Andie makes a 'yeah right' face.* wrong. Pacey: How odd. You don't think this is a sign, do Jack: Alright, then what is it? Are you scared it you? Like the love gods are trying to help us out.. might get sexual or something? Andie: No, I think that would be you. Joey: Believe it or not, Jack, not every moment Pacey: I'm just engaging in a little innuendo with you is sexually charged. Sorry. hoping that someday it will lead to something a Jack: Well, then, there should be no problem. little more tangible. C'mon, I feel awful about this and I don't want you Andie: Hey, I'm all for discovery the...physical to fail your first art project because of me so let side of Pacey Witter, I just don't know that I'm me help you. entirely prepared yet. Joey: You're serious, aren't you? Pacey: Well, hey *handing her condoms*, be Jack: I'm dead serious. I have a huge deal about prepared. things like this. So don't feel weird, I don't. Andie: Hey. Designed for that woman's extra Joey: I don't know, Jack. I don't know if this is a pleasure. Yeah...how would they know? 82 Pacey: Maybe they're designed by women. restaurant, a romantic after-dinner stroll by the Andie: Oh. Good point. So, uh, should we get dock, and then onto a nice historic bed and some? breakfast. Pacey: *surprised* What? Pacey: A bed and breakfast? Andie: Well, you're right. We should be prepared. Andie: It's my fantasy, go with it. Lavender In case that mood strikes and we'll be ready. candles...and, uh, Sinatra, or somebody equally Pacey: Are you being serious? as old-style and romantic. Andie: Yeah, we might as well have them on Pacey: Ok. Schedule in bathroom breaks, or does stand by. I mean, we can be adults about this.. the poor guy have to hold it all evening? Pacey: You're serious. Andie: Ok, I'm sorry, but deciding to lose my *Cut to Abby and Chris auditioning.* virginity is a huge deal, ok? I mean, I didn't hold Abby: Isn't there anyone else I can read with? onto it for 16 years just to lose it in one drunk Dawson: Abby, we're short on time. If you could fleeting moment in some skanky back seat of a just start on page 3, that'd be great. late model american car, ok? Chris: Sure, Dawson, but can I just ask a quick Pacey: Damn! Somebody's leaking all my best question? lovemaking secrets. Dawson: What is it, Chris? Andie: It's just that... I'm going to remember this Chris: I just...I don't understand why they don't for the rest of my life, and I just think that if we put ever do it. I mean, you have all the hot foreplay a little planning into it, to ensure that it's worth stuff, but they never hook up. remembering, it would be really nice. Dawson: Right. Well, your character believes that Pacey: I know how important the first time is. sometimes true love goes behind that that's Believe me, of all people, I know. And I know with merely physical. my tainted past, I might not be the most likely of Chris: See, yeah, that's just the part I don't get. candidates, but if and when you do decide it's the Abby: Yeah, Dawson, I think you should rethink right time for you, I'd really like to be the one that that part. It's a little petty. helps to make it a memorable evening. Jen: Okay, you know what, guys? Why don't we Andie: Well, when you talk like that, it makes me just keep moving? want to jump you. Chris: I've wanted to. So many times. You have Pacey: Oh, really? no idea how long I've wrestled with the Andie: Yes. psychological repercussions of my feelings. *Cut to the place where auditions for Dawson's Abby: I need some time to process here. My movie were.* electrocal synapses are on overload. My brain Dawson: It's just so frustrating to have this dream says one thing but my heart says something else. of making this movie, and actually get the money That I should consider the unequivical, possibly to make the movie, and then realizing that it still damaging, highly irrational, hypnotically scarring, might not happen. proposition of loving you back. Jen: Just like in the script. Chris: Wait. Dawson: What do you mean? *He pulls Abby in for a deep kiss and she Jen: I mean, you and Joey. You're in love with her struggles and pulls away.* for 15 years, and then when you're just about to Abby: What the hell was that you loveneck have her, you lose her. Tragic. freak?! Dawson: The script is not about Joey. Chris: A kiss. It was in the script. Jen: Dawson, give me a break. It reads like an Abby: That was your tongue in my mouth. autobiography. It's funny. I thought that... We had Chris: Sorry, I was just getting into the role. something, too, but... even with my flair for the Abby: You were trying to get into my pants. God, dramatic, my role has been reduced to the first I'm going to be sick. act. *She rushes out and Chris stands there before Dawson: Jen, you were important to me. You taking a bow.* know that. Chris: Shall I continue? Jen: Was I? Jen: That'll be all, thank you. Dawson: Absolutely. More than you know. *Cut to Pacey and Andie walking out of the store* Jen: Then I, I want to ask you something, Andie: I've put lots of fantasy thought into this, Dawson. Since we're friends and all, um... what and I want my first time to be special. You know, did you like about me? the perfect evening. Like, dinner at a French Dawson: What did I like about you? We have fun 83 together... you know... I mean, you...you open me *She stares at her just started drawing and stops.* up to stuff. Skinny-dipping didn't suck. You know, Joey: You know, Jack, um... I can't do this. You you were... you were sexy. know, I just don't think this is a good idea. I mean, Jen: Were? I tried to be adult about this, and not behave like Dawson: Are. Are. little Joey Potter, but the truth is, you know, I'm Jen: You know, I think that Chris and Abby are really not that experienced with... Um, a lot of right about your script. I think that the 2 young things. And I really don't think I could handle lovers should do it. seeing you naked right now, so if you could Dawson: *standing up frustrated* It's about probably just get dressed and go home, that romance, not sex. would... Jen: Who says that sex can't be romantic, Jack: What about your sketch? Dawson? Come on. I mean, look at your target Joey: Yeah, I'll figure out some way to fudge it. audience. Jack: Are you sure? Dawson: I wanted to make the less obvious Joey: Yes, I'm sure! choice. *She accidentily knocks her easel over and Jack Jen: That's funny when you think about it. gets up to catch it and his towel falls off. Joey Dawson: What? stares at 'it' for a second then looks away.* Jen: Just that, if you hadn't gone for such an Jack: Well, um... might as well stay now. obvious choice of girl, maybe the ending to your Joey: Um script would have been a little less obvious. *timelapse* *Dawson thinks as we cut to Joey's house as she Jack: So, uh...how's it look? sets out her art stuff.* Joey: *thinking he's referring to something else* Jack: I'm coming out. *he stands as she doesn't "It"? *noticing what he's referring to* Oh, it's look at him* Um... Jack McPhee reporting for duty. coming along fine. I'm sorry. Where--where do you want me? Jack: And how you doing? Joey: *still not looking at him* Um, you could, uh, Joey: Surprisingly well. You know, no sign of sit on the couch or, or the chair. Or you could heart failure, so... it's actually...it's ok. It feels kind stand, or I could move. of... Jack: Uh, why don't I just take the couch? Jack: Natural? Joey: Ok. Joey: Um...sort of. It's more like an Jack: You know, Joey, if--if you're uncomfortable accomplishment. I know, this is something that at all, I--I can, you know, keep the towel on for a most people would just assume that Joey could while, Just until we get loosened up. You know, not do. you can kind of sketch around... it. Jack: Why is that? Joey: Jack, I'm fine. You know, whatever. Joey: I mean, you see how I live. I don't get out Jack: Uh, ok. *He starts taking the towel off* much, and... I guess my life just seems kind of Joey: You know what? You're probably right. plain sometimes. Maybe--maybe the towel is a good idea. I mean, Jack: Does that bother you? it'll give me a chance to concentrate on the... the Joey: Um...yeah, sometimes. A good thing that top part. I've discovered about this whole art thing is that it *Jack puts it back on and lays on the couch* allows me to take chances, you know? I mean, Jack: Oh, deja vu. This is just like that scene from this here is risky. Art is risky 'cause...you know, Titanic. *He laughs* every time I draw or paint or take a class, I just... I Joey: Oh, right. Yeah. Except I'm Jack and... feel like I'm doing something special. You know, you're Rose. just for me. Does that make sense? Jack: Role reversal. I like it. *he notices her Jack: It feels dangerous. nervousness* Look, Joey, if you're not gonna Joey: Yeah. Yeah. Why is that? make it, we can stop this at any time. Jack: Art is about a world of uncertainty, And that Joey: You know, um... maybe if we just didn't talk. makes it scary. Um, the model in class kinda just sat and stared Joey: And what scares you? out the window. And, you know, since we are Jack: Sex. just... starting to get to know each other, I just... I'll *Cut to Jen seeing Dawson out walking the docks. admit it has made me slightly uncomfortable. She goes out to join him. Cut to Pacey and Andie Jack: Well...just imagine how comfortable we're eating in a restaurant. Cut back to Jack and Joey* gonna be around each other after tonight. Joey: First time anxiety? 84 Jack: Oh, no, no! I'm not a virgin. time. Joey: *slightly disappointed* Oh. So, um... have *Cut back to Jack and Joey* you done it a lot? Jack: Really? You--you want to know? Jack: Well, I've done it a total of, uh...once. Joey: Yeah. I mean, not the gory details. *CUT TO Jen and Dawson.* Just...the feeling of it. Maybe you could describe it Dawson: All I know is I'm really lucky to have you as if it were art. for a friend. I never could have gotten through Jack: Well...at first, it's all a jumble of emotions. those horrifically epic auditions today. Uh, it's hard to pinpoint. It's--it's kind of like Jen: It's my job. expressionistic painting. But, you know, if you get Dawson: No, that's above and beyond the call of comfortable with it, it's--it's like the first time you duty. You must have heard those lines read so see Van Gogh's "Starry night". It's the same sky many times you have the whole thing committed you've always seen, but everything...is different. to memory. Bigger. More passionate. The blues, the yellows, Jen: Well, the good thing is, if you get really the swirling stars. Everything has feeling, desperate, I could always play your leading lady. movement. Even the colors seem alive. It's Dawson: Maybe you should have. like...lying on Monet's water lilies. It's the warmth Jen: Should have what? of a Georgia o'Keefe flower wrapped around you... Dawson: Been my leading lady. feeling everything so intensely. It's the power and Jen: You think? strength of a Degas dancer, it's the passion Dawson: Sometimes. Too much of the time. of...Munch's "Scream," the-- *Cut to Jack and Joey* *Phone rings and Jack jumps and stares at Joey. Joey: Was it scary? You people know what he had.* Jack: Yeah. *Cut to Pacey leading a blindfolded Andie into a Joey: Don't feel bad. I mean, I haven't done it at room.* all, and it terrifies me from afar, so... Andie: Where are we? Jack: You know, it's not just that it was scary. I Pacey: Just wait. mean, that was part of it, but...I don't know, Andie: Pacey, you're scaring me. Where have it's...it's hard to describe. You know, I'm not really you taken me? that good at expressing myself. You know, I...I Pacey: Well, we just ate at Petite la Bistro, then guess you found my...social flaw. we went for a stroll along the docks. Joey: Could you try? Andie: Blindfolded, I might add. *Cut back to Jen and Dawson* Pacey: So think about it. There's only one place Jen: I know you've got this notion that if you—if we could be right now, isn't there? you don't let your characters act on their desires, Andie: Pacey, if I take off this blindfold and we're then you're making a stronger, riskier choice, but standing in a bed and breakfast, you're dead. that's not real life. Pacey: Well...dispose of my remains now. Dawson: But it's so obvious. I mean that... the *He removes her blindfolded. Andie looks around story is much stronger if the characters resist their the room.* lust. Andie: Oh, Pacey. God, I don't know whether to Jen: But it's not real. True love is always fueled by be touched or terrified. lust, and people who care that much about each Pacey: Hey, listen, you know, this night was not other will sooner or later end up having sex. Even designed to reach the verdict of doing it. I just—I people who don't care that much. And besides, wanted to give you your fantasy evening. You this is 1998. Sex is always a risky choice. I just know, a French dinner, a stroll along the docks, a don't happen to believe that it's an obvious one. I bed and breakfast, romantic music. We can save think that intent and motive is what makes sex so doing it for another time. This is a step-by-step interesting, Dawson. I mean, why do 2 people process. For me, too. have sex? Ok, uh, so they're in love. That's Andie: Oh, Pacey. obvious. Who cares? But they're in lust. Slightly Pacey: What? What's wrong? more interesting. They're hurting over someone. Andie: I...I really want to do this. I mean... I'd be They're in pain. Trying to forget someone. They're lying if I said I didn't. And...you're really special to in denial. They're looking for a distraction. All of a me. But, uh, I... I don't--I don't think I'm ready for sudden, sex has just become very interesting and this right now. I mean, there's so much that's not the obvious choice at all. Maybe you should going on that you don't know about, and that I think about a rewrite, Dawson. You've still got can't even begin to tell you, um, I...I can't do this. 85 I'm sorry, Pacey.*He hugs her.* to hear the gory details, I guess I'm just wrestling Pacey: It's okay. with my hormones like everyone else. Andie: I can't do this. Jack: Well, um, you know, if you ever want to, uh, Pacey: Why? Don't worry. It's no big deal. I told explore your curiosity...I'm available. you. We can wait. Honestly... I think I brought you Joey: First you're a model, now you're a tour here tonight as much for me as I did for you. I just guide. wanted to give you your fantasy evening, you Jack: No. I'm just a guy who...finds it really hard know, so... please don't be upset with me. You not to want to hold you, and touch you, and I didn't have no idea what you've done for me, just being really realize that until tonight when it was in my life. I mean, you make me feel like maybe completely forbidden. there's hope for my pathetic existence, and I don't Joey: *moving closer to him*You have your have to sleep with you to feel that. I feel it right clothes on now. now, just holding you in my arms. God, I am so Jack: You're saying it's not forbidden? lucky. Joey: No. I'm just saying it's, um...it's not as Andie: You know what, Witter? You make me scary. want to do it. Jack: Gee, thanks. *They start making out* *She laughs* *Cut to Dawson in his bedroom at his laptop. He's Joey: No, you know what I mean. staring at it then he looks at a picture of Joey and Jack: I think that, uh, 2 scared people...cancel sets it on his table. He deletes his ending. Cut each other out. back to Jack and Joey* Joey: Meaning? Jack: Listen, I'm really sorry. Jack: Meaning that tonight was a night of firsts, Joey: Listen, Jack, it's ok, you know, don't worry and there's no reason that it has to stop. about it. Stuff happens. Although not usually that *They start kissing and it shows a close up of the kind of stuff And usually not in the Potter living drawing Joey drew of Jack.* room. *Dawson's crawling into Jen's window.* Jack: I didn't think it would be such a big deal for Jen: Dawson? Dawson, what are you doing here? me to pose for you. Dawson: I've been thinking about what you said Joey: Yeah, well... about motive and intent. And love vs. hurt vs. lust Jack: Listen, um... is this gonna screw things up vs. distraction. with us? Jen: And? Joey: What do you mean? *He kisses her* Jack: Well, I mean, I didn't want to bring sex in Dawson: Don't ask my motive. this evening, you know. All I wanted to do was Jen: I know better. help you. uh, I don't want you to think 'cause a...all *They kiss more intensely* this stuff...here we go again. Social flaw. *Cut to Andie and Pacey who are kissing. Pacey Joey: Well, let's be honest with ourselves. Yes, pulls away.* we both came in here with the noblest of Andie: What's wrong? intentions. But, you know, at the end of the day, Pacey: Uh...you're not gonna believe this. we're both human, and...there's something Frankly, I don't really believe it, but... I don't want between us that's...you know, it's a...is your social to do this. Yeah, I said that out loud, right? flaw contagious? Andie: You don't want to? Jack: Uh, yeah... God, I was so naive to think that Pacey: Uh, no, no, I do. God, do I, but... this was a good idea. Andie: So? Joey: No, I take full responsibility for this Pacey: So, for once, Pacey Witter's raging evening's turn of events. I mean, it's my fault. I hormones aren't going to do all the talking. And for asked to hear it. once, I'm gonna do the right thing and...we're not Jack: That's true. Actually, I think it was your fault. ready for this, Andie. *They laugh* Andie: B-but I might be ready and... Joey: It's...it's just that, uh... I don't know. Tonight Pacey: Listen, at the risk of sounding like a really was a big step in the life of little Joey Potter. She cheesy... after school special, when you're really didn't feel so little tonight. I guess I just tried to bite ready, you'll know, and then we'll do this. Then off a tad too much. we'll do this till the cows come home. But this Jack: Well, you were curious. thing is way too important for me to just fall back Joey: Yeah. For all the big words and not wanting on the old "do now, think later" Pacey Witter 86 approach. You know what the really risky thing for Andie: Mmm. me to do is? It's to not have sex. I mean, maybe Pacey: Come on. I'll drive you home. that way I'll have some resemblance of a real *Cut to Joey and Jack kissing on Joey's couch relationship. So...you take all the time you need, then cut to Jen and Dawson making out on her 'cause I'll be here. bed, then cut back to Pacey and Andie exiting the Andie: There you go again, Pacey. Just making Bed and Breakfast . They hold hands and walk to me want to do it even more. Pacey's car as "To Be Continued" appears on the *They kiss* screen.* Pacey: Mmm...it's all part of my evil plan.

87 Sex, She Wrote

*Cut to Joey and Jack outside of Joey's house..* while the likes of Charlie Chan or Miss Marble Joey: Well, do you have everything? give their final monologue revealing the killer's Jack: Yeah, I think so.. identity. The key to solving any great crime is a *Joey just nods nervously and awkwardly.* practical understanding of human behavior. For it Joey: 'Kay...well...thanks for posing for me. is there, that the motives are discovered and the Jack: Yeah..sure... greatest truths are revealed. And, remember, you *Cut to Dawson and Jen on Jen's porch. Jen is never know when a mystery will find you. still in her nightgown.* *He shuts off the light and there's a loud scream Jen: That was an unexpected encounter. as Mr. Peterson turns the lights back on.* Dawson: I don't know what came over me. I Mr. Peterson: Thank you, Dawson. Your flair for just...I wanna say-- the dramatic is always in some small degree Jen: Dawson, before we, um, disect what just appreciated. I think we have time for one happened, um, why don't we give it like 12 hours, more...Abby! What incredible insight do you bring okay? to the mystery genre? Dawson: Okay. Abby: Actually, Mr. Peterson, I don't have my *Cut to Pacey and Andie, standing at the side of project. You see, the most tragic thing occurred the car, kissing. Cut to Joey and Jack, still in the while I was working on it. Our family pet, a very same spot* temperamental schnauzer named Giggles, got Jack: You don't have any..regrets, do you? underneath the bathroom sink and chewed up a Joey: *shakes her head no while smiling* No. whole box of chocolate-flavored laxatives that my Jack: That's good. dad sometimes needs. So anyways, Giggles ate *Jack leans in and they kiss as we cut back to the whole box and he bled to death, internally. Dawson and Jen.* Apparently, chocolate laxatives are toxic to dogs. Dawson: See you tomorrow? Mr. Peterson: It's a shame, Ms. Morgan, that you Jen: 'K. Goodnight, Dawson. can't find a more productive outlet for your Dawson: Goodnight, Jen. creative lying. *He leans in and kisses her on the forehead. Abby: I'm not lying. Then, heads back to his house. Cut to Pacey and Mr. Peterson: Please, let's just stick to the Andie.* fundamentals. The alphabet. The letter 'F'. If you Andie: Thank you. don't turn in your project, I'll see to it that you fail Pacey: Thank you. this course. Andie: *laughs* No, thank you. *bell rings* Pacey: No, really, thank you. Mr. Peterson: Tomorrow, we are hosting a book Andie: No, really, thank you. fair in the school cafeteria. I remind you, as Pacey: I insist, thank you. literary scholars, your attendence is mandatory. *She turns around and faces him* *As Chris was getting up to leave, he spotted a Andie: Thank you. folded note on the ground a couple of desks up. *She walks towards her house. Cut to Joey and He goes up and grabs it and reads it. He looks a Jack. Jack is walking down the stairs. He waves little surprised and looks around. Cut to the goodbye as we cut to Joey's face, obviously cafeteria. Joey and Jack are sitting together.* thinking about what happened. Cut to Pacey, Jack: So, uh, are we ever going to speak again? staring after Andie. Cut to Jen staring outside. Cut Joey: I hope so. to opening credits.* Jack: Why's it so awkward? *Cut to Mr. Peterson's class, Dawson is giving his Joey: Mmm, I can answer that for 200, Bob! presentation on "mysteries in literature" but he's *Cut to Pacey opening his textbook when Andie showing a film. He pauses the film. The lights are comes up behind him and covers his eyes.* off only the lamp on the podium is on.* Andie: Hey, Mr. Witter, how are you? Dawson: So, we can conclude that film mysteries *They start kissing when Pacey stops.* don't differ from literary ones, at all. The genre's Pacey: I--you know, um, we probably shouldn't do still constructed in three sections: the setup, the this right here. testimonies, and the classic day neu mof (sp?) Andie: I'm sorry. I just had a major lust issue where all the characters are gathered in one room where you're concerned. Thanks for last night.

88 You were a perfect gentlemen. And I thoroughly *He scoots in closer and then looks at it.* enjoyed myself. Jack: Do you think I could have it? After you're Pacey: Glad I could be of service. I had a nice done? You know, as a keepsake? time, too. Joey: Why so you can remember your 15 minutes Andie: Good. of fame as a male model? *Cut to Dawson sitting down by Jen in the Jack: So I can remember everything about last cafeteria.* night. Dawson: Hey! *Cut to Andie and Pacey.* Jen: Hi. Andie: What's this? Dawson: How are ya? Pacey: It's nothing. Just my history quiz. Jen: Fine...you? Andie: Oh, so what'd you get? Dawson: Great. *reaches into bag for a manila Pacey: Never you mind. envelope, handing it to Jen.* My, um, script. New Andie: No, really, what did you get? and improved. I got home last night, and I tooled Pacey: It's none of your business. around some changes. I think they'll address your Andie: What's wrong, Pacey? concern. Pacey: Nothing. Jen: Let me guess, they do it, huh? Andie: Is it a bad grade or is it me? I mean, you're Dawson: Um, actually, the so-called Dawson not upset about last night, are you? character does it with the beautiful *VCR screwed Pacey: No, last night was fine. Um.. up* from the big city he has a crush on. I made Andie: Look, I know that things...escalated in our the changes per our last conversation. relationship and a lot was said and done that— Jen: Per our last conversation or per our last Pacey: Andie, can we (missed word) with this...for physical encounter? right now? Please? It's just, you know, I have to Dawson: Let's just say you inspired me. study. You want me studying, right? *Cut to Abby and Chris in line in the cafeteria.* Andie: Yeah, but more importantly, I don't want Abby: If I had a gun, Mr. Peterson would be dead. you to turn into some stereotypical guy that turns If I fail English, I have summer school hell! off and shuts down as soon as a relationship Chris: Did you have sex last night? starts to progress. Abby: Are you talking to me? 'Cause if you are, Pacey: I'm not shutting down, okay? It's just, I'm that's a Non Sequitor I'm choosing to ignore. really behind and uh, I have to study. You Chris: Well, somebody's going at it. I'm just trying understand that right? to figure out who it is. Andie: Yeah... Abby: What are you talking about? *Cut to Dawson and Jen.* *Chris hands her the note he found.* Jen: So you're okay with everything? Abby: "I want to talk to you about last night. The Dawson: Completely fine...are you? whole night was amazing, but sex changes Jen: Yeah. I'm fine. I was just more worried about everything. And I think we should take some time you. before anything happens again." Where'd you find Dawson: Don't be. Last night was last night. this? Today we have a movie to make so...we're still Chris: On the floor, in Mr. Peterson's class. friends. And whatever word applies to what we Abby: I don't recognize the handwriting. Did you are. see who dropped it? Jen: Friends. Or whatever. Chris: No. *Cut back to Abby and Chris.* *Cut to Jack and Joey.* Abby: This is it! This is what I'll do for Peterson. Jack: Did you finish your drawing? Did you turn it Instead of deconstructing some literary in yet or.. convention, I'll solve my own real-life mystery. It's *Joey reaches down and comes back up with a original, it's creative, it's so Abby Morgan. big blue folder, she opens it but Jack shuts it Chris: And what's the mystery? quickly.* Abby: Who wrote this letter? Who had sex? Jack: Wo! Hey! Leaving my shameless nature Chris: Yeah, but there's like 20 people in that has it's threshhold. It's one thing posing naked in class. It could be anyone. the quiet of your living room, but in the cafeteria? Abby: Common sense eliminates 90% of No. Uh-uh. them.When you think about it, there's only three Joey: Jack, don't worry. This is strictly for my likely couples. The most obvious being Pacey and professor's eyes only. Andie. *Chris and Abby turn to look at them.* 89 Pacey's sexually experienced, as we all know, *She stares after him as he walks off.* and Andie's fallen head-over-heels in love with *Cut to Abby and Chris and Chris' locker.* him. Insanity runs in her family. Abby: Have you seen Dawson's rewrite? We Chris: Yeah... have sex. It's disgusting. Abby: Then, there's Joey and Jack. *their Chris: Yeah...so when do you want to practice? attention switches to them.* They share their Abby: Chris, I have a finger I'd place in my mouth whole artistic vibe. for vomiting. My point was this is the closest thing Progressive...uninhibited...experimental.. we have to a clue in our little Who Screwed It? Chris: And Joey's got her hot little angle. Now, I'm going to need your help with the Abby: Then, there's Dawson and Jen. *Chris and necessary questioning. Abby look at them.* He's on the rebound and, God Chris: What? You're just going to ask these guys knows, she likes to bounce. if they had sex? Chris: What about you? Do you like to bounce? Abby: No! You can't ask them directly. You just Abby: *disgusted* Chris, your lines land like have to shake the tree a little bit. See what falls bricks. Look, I'm going to need your help on this. out. You're going to have to document this thing. Jen: *from offscreen* Hey you guys! Chris: Why? Out of the goodness of my heart? Abby: *to Chris* Watch. Forget about it. *Jen appears.* Abby: I'll let you touch me in bad places. Jen: Um, I'm trying to work out a rehearsal Chris: Okay. schedule for the film...so I'm going to need you *Cut to Dawson and Joey standing outside of the guys to fill these out with your availibility school under the ledge, sheltered from the rain.* schedules for the next few weeks and get them Dawson: Hey. back to me ASAP, alright? Joey: Hey, Dawson. Looks like scary weather. Abby: So Jen, I just had the pleasure of reading Dawson: Yeah, I heard it's supposed to rain for Dawson's rewrites and I noticed some significant the next couple days. What ya got there? alterations. Mainly, one of the kinkiest sex scenes *motioning towards blue folder* since Mickey Rourke cracked open the Joey: Oh this? Drawing for art class. refridgerator in 9 1/2 weeks. Dawson: A naked man? Jen: Alright, Abby, before you go there-- Joey: Yeah. Abby: No, I'm already there, Jen. You see, since Dawson: How'd it turn out? Dawson's movie is mostly autobiographical, I was Joey: Naked. *laughs* wondering if some of my new scenes were acted Dawson: Can I see it? out before they were written. Joey: Ummm how's the movie coming, Dawson? Jen: It really doesn't take too much to ship your Dawson: Um, still casting. We can't seem to find hyper-creative mind into overdrive, does it? a leading lady. Abby: Oh, no! This isn't just based on Joey: Why is that? assumption. People do hear things. Like about the Dawson: Well, it's difficult. The part requires a other night. certain mixture of spirit and passion, wide-eyed Jen: What about it? innocence, and unparalleled external beauty. Abby: You tell me. Does Dawson Leery have any Joey: Well, it sounds like you're looking for a Julia other talents besides filmmaking? Roberts. Jen: Abby, what happens in my bedroom, is my Dawson: What I need is a you. business, okay? *silence* Abby: Your bedroom? Is that where the critical Joey: Dawson, is this movie about us? events unfolded? Dawson: It's a drama in the vain of us. Jen: I didn't say that. Joey: Well, I should read it don't you think? I Abby: You didn't refute it either. Jen, it's written all mean, make sure it's not a character assasination. over your post-coital, glowing face. You finally Dawson: Jo, I would never write anything hurtful wooed the Wonderboy into the dark side. So was about you, ever. I hope you know that. it worth all the pining? All the feeling that you Joey: Yeah.. weren't good enough? Dawson: Looks like I should probably make a Jen: Yeah, it was. break for it. Thanks for waiting out in the rain with *Jen walks into her classroom. Chris comes up me. behind Abby.* Joey: Anytime. Chris: My God, you did it! You got her to break. 90 Abby: Yeah, right. A sexual confession from Jen don't have the knowledge you do about protecting Lindley? Please. That's like Bill Gates admitting themselves. he made $2 last year. No, our work is far from Andie: My knowledge? over. We still have to find out who's handwriting Abby: You can play the whole demure, injenue was on that letter. from Road Island with another audience because I *Cut to Abby and Pacey's locker. She's holding a know everything. clipboard and a pen.* Andie: *disbelieving* You do? Pacey: What's this? Abby: Yeah. Like about the other night. It's the Abby: I know you can read, Pacey. It's a petition. property of gossip transference. Pacey brags to Pacey: For what? Dawson, Dawson tells Jen, Jen tells me, I tell the Abby: A school condom dispenser. I'm collecting world, you know how it goes. signatures. Andie: And the current piece of gossip revolves Pacey: You're too much, Abby. around Pacey and me? Abby: Teenagers, these days. We're just growing Abby: Andie, I really don't want to be the one to up so fast. Sex is everywhere. Like, you know, impart on you that your boyfriend says you're with you and Andie. lacking. It's not your fault that all his experience is Pacey: Hey, you know, tell me, Abby. What would with a 40-year-old teacher. What does he expect it take to make you a distant memory? from you? *She holds out the clipboard and the pen, smiling. *Andie slams the clipboard down and storms off.* Cut to Abby following Jack.* *Cut to Chris and Joey.* Abby: All I'm asking for is a signature, a little John Chris: *motioning to script* It's a good read. Hancock, and I'll be gone. Recently he did some heavy-duty revisions. Put in Jack: The only thing I'd support of yours is your a little lucky...well, I don't want to give away the execution. ending. Abby: Careful Jack, some may take that caustic Joey: Look, Chris, I should wait until he asks. edge as a biproduct of serious sexual repression. Chris: Tell you what? I'll just slip it in your bag Speaking of which, have you had sex with Joey? right here and you make the call. Jack: *stops walking* You've got to be kidding Joey: Whatever. me. Chris: Oh and Joey, you might want to keep it on *Cut to Chris and Dawson* the QT. Chris: Since your life seems to be infested in this *She walks out of the room. Chris looks under the role, I thought I'd pick your brain a little. table and finds a familiar large blue folder as Abby Dawson: Okay...shoot. enters.* Chris: Okay, well, the sex scene, for instance. Abby: Who do I have to sleep with to solve this Clearly took from life experience. mystery? Dawson: Your point? Chris: I can think of one option. Chris: Well, I just wanted to know what it was like. Abby: Yeah, right. The first time. I mean, it's been so long since my *Chris motions to the folder.* own first adventure in the jungles of love. I thought Abby: Hm, Miss Potter seems to have left I'd ask a newcomer. something behind. Dawson: Wait, you think that I had sex with Jen? *They look at the drawing of Jack, naked. Abby's *Cut back to Jack and Abby.* eyes light up.* Abby: Wait, so you didn't have sex with her? Abby: And the plot thickens. Jack: Yes! *Cut to Dawson's room. Dawson is looking at his Abby: You did?! script and rubbing his temples when Abby enters Jack: Yes! No, no! Yes, I did not have sex with the doorway and knocks. He turns.* Joey. Look, go away, you're demented. Dawson: Abby. *Cut back to Chris and Dawson.* Abby: You should really work on making those Chris: I'm just going by what I hear. greetings more personable, Dawson. Dawson: And who's the source this time? Dawson: Look, Abby, I don't know what you're up Chris: Well, if you and Jen were the only two in to, but I'm not in the mood. her room...who do you think it is? Abby: That's not what I hear. *Cut to Abby talking to Andie who's holding the Dawson: Really? Well, I know what you're petition.* implying, and I'm telling you, despite any and all Abby: Sign it for all womanhood. Most women rumors, Jen and I did not have sex. 91 Abby: *face drops* That's too bad. Pacey: Yeah, I know but I need to talk to you. Dawson: I'm fine with it, actually. Andie: Really? Apparently, you've been doing Abby: No, I mean, for Joey. She must be feeling enough talking for both of us. like crap right now. I mean, here she went and Pacey: Excuse me? slept with Jack and the only thing protecting her Andie: You know, it's interesting that I get the from the oodles of guilt that one amasses from cold, shut-down, non-verbal, Pacey while the rest such a critical event was the slight chance that of Capeside gets a taste of return of Pacey Witter, you and Jen bumped uglies. underachieving, town-latthario. Dawson: I don't know where you're going with this Pacey: Listen, I know you're probably freaked out conversation, but I'm ending it. by my weirdness yesterday, and actually, that's Abby: You know what? You're right. I should just why I came in here to talk to you but you're kind of give you this and go. *She hands him a folded up losing me on everything else. piece of white paper* Andie: What have you been saying to people *Dawson opens it and it's the drawing of Jack.* about us Pacey? Dawson: This means nothing. Pacey: About us? Nothing. Abby: Except the obvious. Has Joey ever drawn Andie: That's not what Abby Morgan says. you naked? Pacey: C'mon, Andie. Since when do you listen to Dawson: Out! what Abby Morgan has to say? *She heads toward the door.* Andie: She knows. Abby: Jack McPhee drawn naked, Dawson Leery Pacey: About? drawn out of the picture. After all these years, you Andie: The other night. weren't Joey's first. You're certainly not going to Pacey: What? Andie, what's to know? You and I be her last. So I guess that makes you shared a wonderful, romantic evening. her...nothing. Andie: If you weren't happy with me or what *Dawson slams the door. Cut to hallways of happened the other night you should have made it school.* clear instead of spreading all this sexual Mr. Peterson: *over P.A.* The book fair is now propaganda all over school. commencing, expand your horizons. Read a book Pacey: Are you kidding me? today, because there's more to life than Must See Andie: The other night, it was personal. And the TV. fact that there's some war-provisioness version of *Abby and Chris walk out* it wafting all over the hall makes me think Abby: Don't we have enough to read for school? someone's been talking. And makes me really not They want us to start reading for pleasure? want to talk to you right now. Chris: Don't you look ample today. Pacey: Okay, if that's what you think, then I guess Abby: Hands off! I don't want to catch any of your we really don't have anything to talk about. diseases. *He walks out of the book fair and Andie returns Chris: So...whodunit? I'm beginning to think they behind the counter of the library desk and finds a all did it. letter left for her. Cut to Jen looking at some Abby: We'll find out soon enough. The day neu books. She bends down to the lower half of the moi is rapidly approaching. rack and Joey's right across from her.* Chris: The day neu moi is for revealing answers, Joey: Hey. Abby. You don't have any. Jen: Hey. *she notices Dawson's script hanging Abby: You underestimate me. You heard out of Joey's bag* So that's Dawson's script, huh? Dawson, "The secret to solving a mystery is Joey: Oh, yeah...*she pushes the bag back and gaging human behavior." If I make them think I still doesn't make eye contact with Jen.* have the answers, the answers will be Jen: So did you read it yet? forthcoming. *hands some letters to Chris* Make Joey: *kind of angrily* I flipped through it. sure these get into the right hands, and be Jen: So what'd you think? discreet about it. Joey: I thought it was a one-sided view of a story Chris: You know who you are, you're Nancy that would be better left untold. Drew. From Hell. Jen: I take it you don't like the way you're Abby: And don't you forget it. depicted. *Cut to the book fair.* Joey: *looks her in the eye* That and I'm just Pacey: Hey McPhee. You got a second? wondering what other parts of the script are Andie: I'm busy. autobiographical. 92 Jen: Well, maybe you should talk to the writer Abby: Actually, it's my mystery project. In my about that. possession, I have a letter. A lost letter. That was *Joey continues to give her a cold stare as Jen written by one of you in this room to another one walks off. Cut to a note reading JACK on the front of you in this room. Stop me if you've heard this taped to a locker as Jack grabs it off and kneels before. "I want to talk to you about last night. It down to look at it. Dawson walks up.* always comes out wrong so I thought I'd write it Dawson: *coldly* Have you seen Joey? down. The whole night was amazing, but having Jack: She's at the book fair. sex changes everything and I think we should Dawson: Well, since you two seem real close take some time before anything happens again." these days, you'll probably see her before I will. Joey: You know, this is absurd, I am so outta Jack: Is there an animosity of a point here, here. Dawson, or is this just another chance for you to Abby: Oh, come on, Joey! Don't you want to stick harass me over a decaying issue? around and see who the author of this letter is? Dawson: *deadly cold* Give her this for me. Tell *She takes a seat as Abby goes up to the her I was overwhelmed. By her talent. *handing podium.* him the piece of paper of the drawing of him.* Abby: Sex. The world's greated mystery. Jack: So was I. Philosphers, poets, scientists over time have tried *Dawson storms off. Cut to school, it's lightning to rationalize it, explain it, glorify it, criminalize it! and raining outside. Cut to Jack in Mr. Peterson's Dawson: Spare us the monologue. classroom, pacing reading his invitation. Jen Jen: Could you just get to the point, Abby? enters.* Jack: Who wrote the letter? Jen: Hellloooo. *sees Jack* Jack? What are you Abby: Who wrote the letter? doing here? *Abby goes down and turns on the lights.* Jack: I got an invitation, taped to my locker, it Abby: That's all you care about, isn't it?! Fine! says: "Your presence is requested in Mr. When the letter was first brought to my Peterson's room, 7pm. I have something very attention...my gut instinct said 'Dawson and Jen.' valuable that may belong to you." She's been trying to seduce him for weeks! And Jen: Yeah, I got the exact same invitation. now with all their late night working sessions and *Andie enters.* him reliving his puny affair with Joey through his Jack: Andie? writing, I thought, maybe in the heat of the Andie: What are you doing here? moment, he needed a Joey replacement. Then, I *Jack motions to his invitation as Pacey and Joey thought, Dawson, no way. He's saving himself for enter.* Joey...or old age, whichever comes first. And Pacey: I see you all got the mysterious summons, Jen? She has way too many intimacy issues to too. So what's going down? Is this some bump somebody she cares about. So my next impractical joke or what? guess was Jack and Joey. Joey is the liberated Joey: That's what I wanna know. woman these days and underneath Jack's Pacey: *sighs* You know, I have this horrible sensitive, little-boylost fascade, I have a feeling feeling I know exactly who's behind this. that there's a sex pig just waiting to jump out. *Dawson enters.* *softer to Jack* Let me know when you're ready to Dawson: Who? Could you tell me what's going graduate to a real woman. on? Jack: You're sick and so wrong. *Abby enters the room.* Dawson: Is she? We've all seen the picture. Abby: Oh, look! All my favorite people gathered Joey: What? You don't know what you're talking together in one room and I forgot my camera! about, Dawson, that drawing was for art class. Dawson: I should've known. Dawson: What happened after the model *Chris enters with a camcorder* session? Abby: *laughs* Oh, no I didn't! Joey: What do you care? Jen: Okay, Abby, what devious scheme have you Dawson: Maybe I don't. hatched up this time? Abby: Here we go, get this, Chris. Abby: All good things come to those who wait, Joey: Oh, that's right, you're too busy rewriting but you've never been very good at postponing your script to imitate life. I know all about you and pleasure, have you? Jen. Pacey: Why did you bring us here Abby? Take Dawson: What do you care?! part in one of your Satanic rituals? Abby: How sad. Romantic destiny fulfilled with 93 the wrong people. around and looks a little shocked as Jen walks up Dawson: Abby, you have it all wrong! to her.* Abby: Oh, so you didn't have sex with Jen? Jen: I don't know where you come from or just *Dawson looks at Joey. Then, Jen.* who has the misfortune of being responsible for Joey: Well, answer the question, Dawson. Tell your existence but you are a lying, manipulative, the truth. and cruel person and the fact that you're only 16 Dawson: The truth is you slept with Jack. years old makes me feel more sorry for you than Joey: Maybe I did. any of the people in this room who's lives you're Dawson: Well, maybe I slept with Jen. so intent on destroying. You are pathetic. Abby: This is good. *Jen walks off as Abby looks off into the distance.* Joey: You did, didn't you? *Cut to Joey giving her presentation.* Dawson: Did you? Joey: Because of her well-drawn sleuths and Joey: Maybe. clever mysteries, Agatha Christie will remain as Dawson: Tell the truth, Joey! the premiere woman mystery writer of the past, Joey: No you tell the truth! present, and future. Thank you. Dawson: I asked you a question first! Mr. Peterson: Very good, Josephine. Now, Joey: No I asked you a question first! Abigail. Dawson and Joey (simultaneously): YES!!!!!! *She pulls out a thick red folder and a tape and *Lightning crashes as both Joey's and Dawson's sets it on her desk as Joey, Dawson, Andie, faces drop and there's a long silence* Pacey, and Jen intently watch her.* Jen: That's not the truth. We did not sleep Mr. Peterson: (cont.) Is it possible Ms. Morgan together. I couldn't go through with it and neither that you're going to surprise me with your could he. It wasn't right and this pathetic display assignment? Is it possible that you've finally here makes it all the more obvious why. decided to do something good for yourself and *Dawson sits on his desk not facing Joey.* apply a little integrity to your education? Jack: We didn't either. *Dawson turns around* *Abby looks around at Joey, Dawson, Andie, Jen, Your little assumption, Dawson. It was wrong. We and Pacey. She puts the folder and tape back couldn't go through with it. This little movie-life under her desk.* your living, Dawson, is not endanger. Abby: I wouldn't want to disappoint you, Mr. *Pacey's head is laying flat on his desk.* Peterson. I didn't do it. And integrity, just for the Abby: Well, then we only have one couple left. record, is a tired notion last seen in the late 70s. "Sex changes everything, and I think we should Mr. Peterson: Well, then, I'm sure lack of integrity take some time before anything happens again." will make it easier to accept your 'F'. This only leaves Andie. *Abby looks miserable.* Andie: I didn't write that! Mr. Peterson: Just for the record. And who is Abby: Of course you didn't. I checked the next...Miss McPhee. handwriting. It belongs to Pacey. *Andie gets up with her stuff and walks past *Pacey looks up at Andie.* Abby.* Andie: You wrote that? *he doesn't make a move* Andie: Thank you. Well, did you, Pacey? Abby: Whatever... *Pacey slowly nods.* *Cut to Jack in an empty classroom, pulling down Andie: *starting to cry* Why? *he doesn't say a chair and he sits in it. Jen enters the room.* anything* Okay, so that's why you've been so Jen: Hey. weird lately. That's why you've been so cold. Jack: Hey. *Pacey shakes his head no* What are you trying Jen: What are you doing here? School's over. Go to say, Pacey? So you sleep with me and you home. don't want me? Jack: Nah, I'm just, um, thinking. *Pacey just sits there.* Jen: About what? Andie: You disgust me. Jack: How it's not that much fun playing second *Pacey closes his eyes as she storms out of the string. room. He gets up and walks over to Jack.* Jen: I know what you mean. Don't worry, you'll get Pacey: That's not how it is. used to it. I have. *The group starts leaving.* *She starts to leave but he pulls down another Abby: Did you get that? chair.* *Chris gives her a thumbs up as Abby turns Jack: Uh, here, have a seat. 94 Jen: Okay. and gives it to her* My history quiz. I never told Jack: So, um, what are you gonna do about you my grade. Dawson? Andie: Pacey, you got a-- Jen: Well, I guess there's really nothing I can do. I Pacey: An 'A'. I got an 'A'. The first 'A' I've ever mean, as much as I love the guy, he's just not gotten in my entire life. It kind of threw me for a there yet. I mean, I can take all the jerks in the loop. world climbing in and out of my bedroom window, Andie: Why? You worked so hard for it. but when Dawson Leery does it, it better be for Pacey: Because it changes everything. Don't you me. see everything's always been so predictable for Jack: That is so cool how you can just unleash all me. But now, my whole life's course is changing. that onto someone you barely even know. Ever since you and I had sex, I've felt anxious, Jen: Or just crazy. you know? Wondering should we have waited? Jack: No. I wish that I could be more open like Should we slow down? Wondering if it was the that. right thing to do. Wishing that I had taken the high Jen: Well, why don't you give it a shot? Why didn't road, and that's not me! You know? It used to be you and Joey do it? the only comforting part about Pacey Witter is that Jack: *laughs nervously* I can't say. I always knew what to expect, and now I don't Jen: Come on, you can think of it as growth. have a clue and I'm terrified. And that's why I was Come on, you've got to tell me, shoot. pulling away from you. Jack: No. Andie: It's okay to be scared, Pacey. The world is Jen: Oh, c'mon, I just spilled my guts to you. Go a scary, scary place. But I don't want you to be for it. scared of me. Jack: Okay, alright, but you promise not to say Pacey: How can I not be, Andie? You're the one anything to anyone. that's opening up this whole new life for me. I'm Jen: Swear. afraid that... Jack: 'Kay 'cause you know...it's really Andie: What? embarressing. Pacey: I'm afraid because you're the single-most, *Jen makes the sign she's crossing her heart.* important being to ever grace my existance. Jack: *he leans in towards her* I couldn't, uh, get Andie, I am falling hopelessly in love with you. it up. *silence* Say something because I did kind of just Jen: You couldn't get it-- cut it open and lay it out for ya. Jack: Shh! Andie: Yeah, that was pretty scary. Jen: Oh, I know, I know. So what happened? Pacey: That's it. That's all you have to say. Jack: I can't speak for Joey but I really wanted to, Andie: No. I'll say that I share your fear. really badly, and it just wouldn't cooperate. I Pacey: Yeah? mean, I couldn't even take my clothes off because Andie: Your exact fear. I was so scared. Maybe I have a problem...I don't *They kiss. Cut to Joey at her locker as Dawson know. walks up to his. They're close to each other but Jen: No, hey, it's okay. Alright, believe me. I've don't say anything. Joey finishes and starts to been there. Oh yeah, those things just never walk away when Dawson stops her.* cooperate. Dawson: You and I crisects til we're blue in the *They laugh* face but when it comes time to actually doing it, all *Cut to Pacey running towards Andie in the rain. we're left with is a couple of harmless kisses. I He gets in her car.* mean, the setting was right, the timing was Andie: Get out. perfect, but nothing happened. Why? Pacey: We're not done. Joey: I know why. Andie: Oh, yes, we are. Dawson: You do? Pacey: I know that my behavior lately has been a Joey: Yeah. The same reason nothing happened little bit confusing and I'm sorry for being so cold with me. Dawson, it's not about the perfect setting. and so distant, but a lot of stuff has been It's not about the perfect timing. Um, it's about the happening. I mean, I don't even know really where perfect person. to start. *She walks out and heads for the door as Dawson Andie: You can start by getting out of the car. stares after her. Joey is outside under the ledge Pacey: How about I start at the truth. *He digs sheltered from the rain. Dawson comes out.* around in his bag and pulls out a piece of paper Joey: Hey. 95 *silence* Dawson: Okay. *sighs* Well, it doesn't look like Dawson: Why did you want me to think you slept this rain is going to let up anytime soon so...what with Jack? do you say we make a run for it? Joey: I don't know. I mean, I guess the same Joey: Mm-mm. I say we walk. reason you wanted me to think that you slept with *They start walking.* Jen. Dawson: What did you really think of my script? Dawson: That's not an answer. *He takes off his coat and holds it above them to Joey: Well, that's the only answer you're going to shelter them from the rain.* get I guess. Joey: You want the whole honest, bitter, cynical Dawson: I'm glad you didn't. truth? Joey: I glad you didn't either. Dawson: Yeah. Dawson: Joey, I miss you. Joey: Well, I have no idea. It was so mysterious. Joey: I miss you, too. Dawson: You're definitely a mystery. Dawson: I don't know if we can recapture 15 Joey: I like the way you see me. *She smiles.* years of what we had but I'd be willing to accept *They continue walking off into the distance, any small fraction you'd send my way. Dawson holding the coat above their heads, Joey: Well, maybe we could start slowly. together, as they should be.* Dawson: Okay...yeah. * Ending credits * Joey: Okay.

96 Uncharted Waters

*Cut to Dawson's room. Pacey is pulling darts off see...they turn around.* a dartboard on Dawson's door.* Dawson: Best 2 out of 3? Pacey: Well, I think darts may be my destiny, Pacey: Yeah. Dawson. Travel around the world as an *Cut to two people on bikes coming down the international renowned master of the darts. I street being followed by a patrol car, as they near found my calling. we realize it's Pacey and Dawson and the patrol *He looks at Dawson who is studying some car quickly runs it's siren to signal them to stop. papers scattered over his bed.* JOHN WITTER steps out of the car.* Pacey: What're you doing over there? John: Dawson Leery. Capeside's own cinematic Dawson: Well, I rewatched a bunch of movies wonder kid. and I think I need to dub in some complicated *They shake hands as Dawson is smiling.* relationships. Trying to, you know, write some John: You aren't going to go forgetting us when complexities of a character in the movie...layer it a you become a big wig out in la-la land, are you? little bit. Dawson: I wouldn't worry about that, Mr. Witter. *Pacey laughs. He walks over and takes a seat in John: I'm sure you'll come back and visit Pacey at the chair next to the bed.* whatever fast-food joint he's flippin' burgers at. Pacey: There's the Great Santini. *Pacey turns around and has a frustrated smile.* Dawson: Classic dysfunctional father-son Pacey: The Witter's all come from a long line of relationship. illustrious professions requiring uniforms. Right, Pacey: It's a father who thinks his son's a Pop? screwup, huh? John: *turns back to Dawson* Dawson, I spoke to Dawson: Yeah, pretty much. your pop. I expect you both on the dock at 0600 Pacey: Yeah, well, you can skip a Blockbuster hours. Now, come prepared, both physically and moment, Dawson. You're going to get plenty of mentally, because you are going to be fishing in insight into that on our little fishing trip this the presence of greatness. We are going to bring weekend. back the tournament trophy, Dawson. Or we are Dawson: Come on...okay, granted your father's a going to end our lives at sea. Pursuit of the big little tense but you tend to exaggerate just a little one that got away. bit. The Great Santini bounces basketballs off his Dawson: Well, I don't want to disappoint you. My son's head to make a point. At least your father dad and I are not exactly accomplished fishermen. respects you enough not to do that. John: *laughs* Dawson, I have no doubt with Pacey: Ah, yes, respect. Do you respect your your brain and committment to excellence, you'll father, Dawson? make a first-rate first-mate. See you tomorrow. In Dawson: I'd hate to live in a world where I didn't. the meantime, keep Pacey out of trouble for me. Pacey: That's not the answer. Will ya? Dawson: Do you respect your father? Dawson: Okay. Pacey: Well, I mean, John Witter, the most *John Witter gets in his car and drives off.* wellknow, well-respected man in Capeside. Fights Pacey: Aye-aye capitan. for safety, fights crime, locks up bad guys, helps Dawson: Your father's classic, Pacey. little ol' ladies across the street, how could you Pacey: Oh yeah, he's a classic, alright. The man possibly not have respect for a man like that? thinks my IQ matches my age. You hear that Dawson: That's not an answer, either. crack about flipping burgers? *Pacey laughs.* Dawson: Pacey, he was obviously kidding. Dawson: Good ol' fashioned father-son fishing *Pacey just sighs and turns around and starts trip. Why do I sense disaster? biking for school. Dawson stares after him... Cut Pacey: Tell you what. *gets up and walks toward to Capeside High. Dawson and Joey are walking dartboard* Why don't we let the darts do the together down the hall.* talking, huh? If I can hit a bullseye with this Joey: How's your movie coming? *motions to dart in hand* dart in my hand, you and Dawson: We're in hell right now. We're in scout I are in for a weekend of good fun, big fish, and locations, cast, affording roles, scrounging props good ol' father-son bonding. and wardrobe, realizing that budget really isn't as *He throws the dart. Dawson and Pacey go up to big as I first thought it was.

97 Joey: Sounds like your typical pre-production being a teenager. We really need girls who are chaos. thoughtful and articulate and no one speaks their Dawson: Actually, it's really not even chaotic. Jen mind more eloquently and honestly than you do. has everything under control. She's like the *Cut to rise of sun coming up over creek. Cut to troubleshooting dynamo, putting out fires before Dawson and his father walking down the dock.* they even ignite. Mitch: Look at this. *motioning to fishermen *Joey's obviously irritated by this.* nearby* All these people with profound Joey: Hm, well, she's never worked on a film of connections to the sea. I mean the idea of the this capacity...how does she even know what to ocean, boundless, mysterious. Life at sea is just do? about as romantic as love. Kind of makes you Dawson: I don't know. She's got this inate talent want to chuck it all and become a fisherman, you for it which is causing me to step up my game as know? a director, which is great. Dawson: Fish is a viable corruption for you now? Joey: *getting really irritated* Wow, that's great. Mitch: Ohhh, maybe. Too bad she didn't work on your last movie, I Dawson: What's next, Dad? A fireman? mean, think of how much better it would have *Cut to Pacey tying some rope. Cut up to Mitch turned out. and Dawson.* Dawson: Joey, I'm not comparing her to you... Mitch: Permission to come aboard, sir. *Joey raises her eyebrows as if to say, "Uh John: Ahoy, mate! Permission granted. huh..sure.."* *Mitch laughs. They shake hands* Dawson: (cont.) ..working on that movie with you John: Hi ya, Mitch. was one of the best periods of my life. I'm just Mitch: How ya doin' John? saying it's a surprise, that's all. John: Dawson. Joey: Yeah, who would of thought? *Dawson sets his stuff down next to Pacey. Pacey *Jen walks up* stands up.* Dawson: Jen, that's funny. We were just talking Pacey: Oh, God! Ya know! about you. *Cut to a picture of Jack running down the dock Jen: *laughs* God, dare I ask? with his stuff, back to Pacey* Dawson: I was just singing your praises, telling Pacey: Dawson, I completely forgot to tell you Joey what an incredible job you're doing something yesterday and you are just going to kill producing. me for it. Jen: Thank you. *Cut to Jack who drops something and picks it up Joey: Oh, yeah, I'll just leave you two and keeps running. Back to Pacey.* professionals alone to collaborate. Dawson: Who's being melodramatic all of a Jen: No, Joey! Actually it was you I was looking sudden? for. *Jack reaches the boat.* Dawson: Great! I gotta go, anyway. See ya! Jack: Hey guys! I'm sorr-- Jen: See ya! Um, Joey, I need your help, okay? *Dawson turns around and Jack looks See, I promised Gail I'd give her a hand in this disappointed that he's coming and same with newsreport that she's doing-- Dawson to Jack.* Joey: Gail? Mrs. Leery? Jack: Sorry I'm late. *Joey seems disturbed by this, also.* *Dawson gives Pacey a look as Jack climbs Jen: Yeah, um, yeah, she's doing a newsreport aboard the boat.* on teenage girls as the new consumer John: Pacey, start the line. phenomenon. You know, what they think, what Pacey: Yes, sir. *He checks the side of the boat.* they like, what makes them tick, blah blah blah. Alright, she's clear. Joey: Oh, so now in your spare time, you're *The boat starts to move away from the dock as helping produce newsreports for Gail. an angry Dawson puts a hand on the dock holding Jen: Hardly, I wouldn't say that. She's just letting it for as long as he can before he's out there with me watch her in action and you know, pick up a Jack.* few tricks of the trade. Um, anyway, we really *Cut to Andie and Joey walking towards Dawson's need girls to come by Dawson's house tomorrow house as Jen greets them.* to-- Jen: Hey guys! Thanks for coming. I'm really glad Joey: Spill their guts on local television? you could make it. Jen: No, no just answer questions on what it's like Joey: Couldn't resist seeing the hot new producer 98 in action. Abby: That camera equipment looks really heavy. *Abby walks out of the house.* You must be built ram-tough. Abby: Oh, wow, I like that camera guy's angle...if Camera Guy: Naw, it's really not that heavy. you know what I mean. *Gail and Jen walk in and the camera guy walks Andie: Oh God, not you. back over by the camera.* Abby: Rude. Where's the love? Gail: Okay, everyone listen up. Jen has this great *Gail walks up holding some camera equipment.* idea. Instead of doing this interview right out of the Gail: We're going to get started in a minute. This gage, why don't we spend a little time bonding? was a great idea, Jen. This is going to be fun, You know, make it a Ladies' night. don't you think? Abby: Ladies' Night? How long are we gonna be *Joey looks at her and nods...a little too much. here? They follow her into the house. Cut to Jack Andie: Yeah, Abby's got to make the rounds on bringing a fishing pole out to the backside by her broom. Dawson. He tries to set it up but he can't.* Abby: And Andie's mom might start roaming the Jack: Guess my little secret's out. city, foaming at the mouth. *Dawson just stares at him.* Gail: Hey, hey, hey! Let's just get to know one Jack: You wouldn't exactly call me Ishmal. another a little better. Connect with one another, Ishmal...Moby Dick... okay? Dawson: Yeah, I read it. Abby: Oh, God, I'm going to need a drink. Jack: Yeah, right. Well, this is going to be a fun Gail: No alcohol, but I do have enough junk food weekend. in that kitchen to fulfill anyone's cravings. And it's Dawson: So why'd you come, Jack? all yours, if you bear with me. Jack: Look, Dawson, I didn't realize you were *Cut to the fishing boat.* going to be here. It's a little late for me to make an John: Gentlemen, this is not a pleasure trip. You exit now and survive so why don't you and I try to are not on a Carnival cruise, we've got a job to do. deal with our little problem here. We need to work together like a well-oiled Dawson: There's no problem here, Jack. I'm machine. Somewhere out there is a fish. A very just...amazed at your confidence, you know? That big fish that's going to hitch a ride with us back to you'd leave your girlfriend alone, this whole Capeside. Mitch, you and Dawson work the fort weekend, this early on in your relationship while riggs(?). things are still new and vulnerable, still trying to Mitch: Aye-aye, Skipper. figure things out. 'Cause it's right about now, some John: Jackie Onassis there can handle the new guy, some bumbly, naive, artsy type is going starboard poles with me. to come along and steal her away right from under Pacey: That makes me the odd man out. your nose. And, trust me, that sucks. John: Yea. *Dawson storms off as we go to a pan across the Pacey: You know, Dad, I may not be a charter top of the boat with Pacey in the crow's nest member of the National Brain Trumps but I think I holding up a sign that reads '53' to a nearby boat. know how to handle a fishing rod. Cut to Gail being filmed with Joey and everybody John: Pacey, I need you to do everything else. around her.* Rig the begs, raise and lower the anchor, back up Gail: Okay, what do you think is the most the anguish. Your job is most important. Who do important issue facing teenagers today? *She you think raised the flag in Hiroshima? General looks around the room.* Joey! *holds microphone McCarther? No, it was the grunts. up to her, Joey just sits there.* Anyone else? Pacey: Dad, we're fishing. Not storming the *nobody says anything* Jen, can I talk to you for a beaches of Normandy. second? *John just laughs.* Jen: Sure, Gail. Pacey: *under his breath* This sucks. *They leave the room.* John: A lot of things in this life suck, Son. It's my Gail: We've been at this all afternoon and we've job to prepare you for that inevitability. still got nothing. Do you think the formality is *Cut to Jack swatting a bug by his ear, the making everyone uncomfortable? Dawson and Mitch leaning against the side of the Jen: I think having everybody in one room is boat, then a far off view of the boat. Cut to Andie making everybody uncomfortable. eating Chester's corn puffs it looks *Cut back to the living room. Abby is flirting with like...something like that.* the camera guy.* Abby: I'm bored. I think it's time for a field 99 trip..upstairs.Cruise the contents of Dawson's asking that much! room....don't even try and pretend you're not *He walks off. Dawson comes up* interested. Dawson: I've finally shaken Jack for two seconds. Joey: It's up to Abby to come up with the most Can you tell me what the hell you were thinking obnoxious pasttime imaginable. when you invited him? Abby: Fine! I don't mind flying solo. Pacey: I'm sorry, man. Andie's just been nagging *She heads upstairs...Jen, Joey, and Andie me excessively about including the guy. He follow.* doesn't know any guys in town. His mother just *Cut to Jack handing Dawson a sandwich.* keeps on getting worse and worse. I guess I took Dawson: No thanks. pity on him, yeah? Jack: Look, Dawson, it's not imperative that you Dawson: Alright, that's fine. But how could you and I become friends. forget to tell me? Alright, Pacey? Come on! I could Dawson: Good. of had some preparation time before facing my Jack: I just thought it might be nice that's all. adversary. *Jack takes off his life jacket and sits down.* Pacey: You know what? Screw you, Dawson. Not Jack: You don't know this, alright? I didn't steal all of us can be the fair-haired embodiment of Joey away from you. I mean, you of all people perfection, alright? Not everyone gets wonder king should know that she's got a strong will and the and genious attached to their name. Some of us intelligence of a road scholar...she's not the kind are just simple-minded folk trying to make it of girl who lets herself get stolen. through the day without breaking anything. Dawson: You don't know anything about her. *Cut to the four girls sitting on Dawson's bed And, secondly, if you think everything's over watching "Good Will Humping". They're making between Joey and me, and done with, you're disgusted/laughing/surprised faces.* massively dillusional. Abby: You are aware that where this tape begins, Jack: Maybe. Fact of the matter is, Joey and I Dawson finished. have something and you aren't going to like it. But Andie: Finished what? if you have any respect for Joey, you better Jen: Shaking hands with the other boy. respect me. Joey: Waxing the bald-headed bishop. *Dawson just raises his eyebrows. Jack walks Abby: Test-firing the missile. away. Cut to Abby opening Dawson's closet Andie: Okay, I got your point guys. doors.* *they watch the TV. Joey turns her head.* Abby: I think I'm on the verge of uncovering Joey: How does she do that? scandalous comfort wear...*looks at an outfit* Andie: I'm not that limber. Yep, I think I've hit pay day! Jen: Where do these women come from? *Jen and Joey close the closet doors on her and *They all scream.* Jen leans against them. Joey laughs.* Jen: What sort of career is this?! Abby: Guys! *banging on door* Hey! Abby: Hey! Getting paid for something, you're Andie: Hey, guys. Guess what I found tucked good at...something they love. Hey Jen, in a behind Jaws? "Good Will Humping"! couple of years, that could be you! *Joey and Jen's eyes get big as they walk towards *Joey and Abby laugh* her and Abby comes out of the closet...literally not Jen: You know what, that's really not funny. figuratively. Cut back to the boat.* Joey: I didn't say anything. Jack: Wo! Wo! Guys, I got one! *Gail enters the door.* *They rush over to him. John sits down and starts Gail: Hey ladies! reeling it in and the line breaks.* *Andie jumps off and shuts of the television.* John: Where's the new pole? Gail: Whatcha watchin' Pacey: On the other side. What? It doesn't matter Andie: Um, nothing. Um, we're watching an what side the pole's on. educational video for school, it's, um, we're John: This is what I mean, Pacey. It's the same studying human anatomy! thing with you over and over again. The simplest Abby: No, it's a porno we borrowed from instructions in the world and you find any excuse Dawson's video collection! not to follow them. How do you expect me to give *Andie's eyes get huge.* you more responsibility if you can't even adhere to Abby: Mrs. Leery, you have to face the music. the most rudimentary directions. When I speak, Your son is a pervert! What! I'm not going to lie. you listen. Don't think, just do! Please! I'm not Unlike some people, I do have morals. 100 Gail: I think we should leave poor Dawson's room, mime. What the hell is your problem? don't you? Pacey: You don't see what's going on, Dawson? *Abby, Andie, Jen, and Joey follow her out if the *Dawson just stares at him cluelessly.* room. Jen stops Joey.* Pacey: Come on, nobody's that oblivious. Not Jen: Joey, um, I've played armchair psychologists even you. for so many hours, trying to analyze why you're so Dawson: Alright, then why don't you tell me consistently hostile to me in your actions and your whatever it is you have up your ass 'cause you're attitudes. And the only theory that I've been able about to rip the felt. If you're mad at your dad, tell to come up with is you somehow felt threatened him. If you're mad at me, let me have it. by my relationship with Dawson, but that theory Pacey: It's just that simple for you, is it, Dawson? just doesn't stand up anymore. I mean, you won in You can just go up to your dad and say 'Gee whiz, that rivalry, Joey. Hands down. I just want to know pop, I have a problem. Let's talk about this. why you're still treating me like I'm this vixen that Heartto- heart, man-to-man.' That's your came into town and stole away your one true love. wonderful life, not mine. You've gotten a glimpse Joey: You are so disingenuous. into the hell that is my life. Jen: What? Dawson: So then why is my mere presence Joey: Look, you want our relationship to change, suddenly a detriment to your happiness? Jen? Then stop encroaching on what's mine. I *Jack walks up.* mean, you systematically continue to recast Jack: So that Mr. Witter has put you up on such a yourself in my role. I mean, everytime I turn towering pedestal that you're what? A mere around I'm being replaced by you in some form, presence, Dawson? C'mon, it's an icon Pacey and then, you're fain, shocked, and surprised couldn't possibly live up to! when I resent you for it. *Jack walks off.* Jen: How have I replaced you, Joey? Pacey: It's your shot. Joey: Oh, well, first you were Dawson's girlfriend, *Cut to the Leery living room. Gail is interviewing and now your his producer, his collaborator, his the girls.* best friend. I mean, you've adopted his interest in Abby: Adults idealize their childhood, and that his dreams and now his mother. I mean, what's leads to censorship. next? Are you going to get a job at the Icehouse Gail: Thank you, Abby. So Andie, why do you and take up watercolors? think girls are such trendsetters? Jen: I love how you demonize me, Joey, instead Andie: Well-- of recognizing your own, rampant insecurities. Abby: Well, it's not because they're so cutting Joey: Fine, maybe I am slightly insecure, but edge. It's because they're insecure. And popular maybe you just won't own up to your own motives. culture capitalizes on that. I mean, girls think, "If I See, when Dawson chose me, I think your ego go out and buy this lipstick...," or, "If I watch that was bruised. And deep down, you still want to win. TV show.." or listen to this music, I'll be popular. I You still want him back. mean, look around this room. Every one of these *Cut to the guys entering a bar by the dock.* girls is incredibly insecure. I mean, I can't even John: Alright, now, although today's display of speak my mind anymore without stomping on angling ineptitude reached a new low, we'll put it somebody's feelings. I make a cancer joke, and behind us. Oh, hear that! Joey gets upset. Or I make a crazy joke and Mitch: What? Andie gets upset. Or you make a crack about ho John: It's a dartboard calling my name. Who's bags and Jen starts humping the couch. man enough to go toe-to-toe with the master? Jen: Oh, screw you, Abby! C'mon, Mitch, you and me, buddy. Abby: See what I mean? Mitch: I'll give it a try. Gail: Okay, stop rolling, Perry. Abby, I think we've John: Drop anchors there, boys. heard enough of your opinions so...thank you for *Cut to Dawson, Pacey and Jack playing pool.* coming. Dawson: I hope my dad doesn't have too much Abby: You're asking me to leave? Uh, you can't fun otherwise by tomorrow he'll be drawing up be kicking me out because what about sisterhood plans to open a seedy, dockside tavern. and all that junk about female-bonding. Pacey: How could you possible find justification to Gail: Goodnight, Abby. criticize a man like your father? Abby: What kind of journalist, are you? Oh, yeah I Dawson: I'm afraid his mid-life crisis isn't going to know. A trashy one who sleeps around. end. He's going to wind up a homeless street *Cut to the boat tied by the dock. Dawson walks 101 up by his dad who's laying out his sleeping bag.* GET ME A DRINK! I won! Mitch: Hey. *Pacey grabs the darts off the board...the first dart Dawson: Hey Dad? What are you going to do? he throws hits the bullseye. Cut to Jen, Joey, Gail, Mitch: Well, I just thought I'd sleep right out here Andie, and the camera man in a dimly lit living under the stars. room.* Dawson: No, not that. I mean....with the Jen: I think that Abby was right. About the fact retaurant...Mom....your life? that, I mean, the reason teenage girls are such Mitch: I wish I knew. consumers is from the fact, I mean, from Dawson: Are you okay for money? insecurity. Mitch: Yeah, for now. *timelapse* Dawson: Dad, I gotta be honest. I mean, as glad Andie: I, um, have this need to look and be as I am that we can have this father-son bonding perfect.My home life is in total chaos and I feel moment...I think a weekend fishing trip would be like if I get straight 'A's or if I'm involved in every the least of your priorities...I mean, shouldn't you activity, then...you know, people won't know that be out trying to procure some kind of employment I'm this fraud and that I have no idea what I'm or at least establish a game plan? doing or where I'm going. Mitch: I'm sorry you're disappointed in me. I want *timelapse* to be the kind of man that you can respect. But, I Jen: I mean, when I first came here from New don't know, there must be something out there, York, I felt relief. Trying to compete in that musn't there? Something for me. Something that I hyperaccelerated world, I mean, I was in the fast can put my heart and my passion behind. Now, I lane to self-annihilation. And then, when I got can't stop lookin' for that...until I find it. here, I figured maybe I didn't have anything to *Cut to the bar.* prove and that I could finally slow down. But John: Good game, Pete. Where'd everybody go? having all that experience just came back to haunt Pacey: They went back to the boat. me. I mean, in New York I was the precocious John: Pacey, c'mon, you and me. Good ol' father ingenue and in Capeside, all I'll ever be known as and son. One on one. is the New York wild child, town slut, bad girl... Pacey: You're drunk, Dad. *timelapse* *John downs another glass.* Joey: So when somebody comes along who has John: Look, Pacey, I know you think I'm being seen things that I've never seen or done things hard on you but it's my job to protect you. C'mon. that I've only dreamed about, my defenses go up Show me what you got. Let's go! Let's see what because I...I can't compete with that. I don't know. you can do. This youth against the master. You I think...I think I'm just Joey Potter, you know? You ready? know the small town girl who will live and die on Pacey: The master, huh? the creek. You know, and as much as I completely *John laughs.* disdain that identity, you know, it's all I've got. And John: Watch this....you ready? *throws dart* I dunno, so if I ever feel like, you know, somebody There! This will warm you up a little bit. Go ahead. is going to steal that measly bit of self that I have Pacey: Warm me up? or that or that small amount of love that I've John: Watch this guys! somehow managed to accumulate, I feel Pacey: Strike out that arm you know? threatened and I go for the jugular. I admit it.....I John: Hey, come on. admit it... *Pacey smiles and throws the dart.* *Cut to Dawson climbing onto the boat where Pacey: I'm sorry. Jack's laying down.* John: Don't try or nothing here, Pacey. Watch Jack: Hey Dawson! how it's done. *throws dart* Beat that! Dawson: Jack, whatever it is, I'm tired and I've *John laughs. Pacey beat his dart.* had enough drama for one day. John: It's done very simply. *he throws the dart* Jack: Oh, I think I'm going to be nautious. YES! Beat that! *hits him on the shoulder* BEAT Dawson: You're sick? THAT! Jack: Yeah. The boat's just still rocking...I've been *Pacey turns and looks at his dad's serious face, trying to play it cool...but ever since I set foot on turns back to the dartboard, and purposely blows this boat...I've felt like I'm going to barf. it.* Dawson: I know the feeling. This isn't exactly how John: Listen, there's nothing wrong with losing, I envisioned this whole father-son outing. Pacey, as long as you do it gracefully. GREGORY Jack: I haven't had a father-son weekend in a 102 long time. *Pacey sits down and starts reeling him in.* Dawson: Where is your dad, Jack? John: Alright, give him some line. We got a big Jack: I tell you where he's not. He's not here. Of one out there the size of Texas. Keep him coming. course, if you ask my mother or my sister, they'll Keep him coming...yes...come on....come on... tell you he's up in Providence taking care of the *They finally get the fish in and they take a picture business. Truth is, he's up in Providence 'cause of Pacey holding the huge fish.* he left us. *Cut to Gail and Joey in the Leery kitchen the next Dawson: I know how that feels. morning.* Jack: Dawson, your father moved up the street. Gail: Joey, I just want to thank you for everything. My father's gone. Try and put that in perspective. I just, I can't tell you how much it meant to me. *Cut to Pacey walking his dad, who's drunk, down Joey: No problem. I'm going to go home now. the beach. They fall.* Gail: Um, honey...I, um, have a confession. As I John: We're on the ground. was listening to you girls talk so beautifully about *He closes his eyes and falls asleep or passes your fears and your dreams...I started to feel a out.* little bit sorry for myself. Pacey: So I guess this is as good of time as any Joey: Why? to have that father-son talk. *in a gruff voice* So, Gail: I don't know. I think, you know, because I've how ya doin' in school, Pacey? *back to normal* always wanted a daughter. I mean, I love Dawson Actually, Dad, I'm doing alright. I'm really turning more than life but men are men...and women are things around. Turns out I'm pretty smart. *gruff women. voice* Good man, Pacey. Always knew you'd turn Joey: Right. The great divide. out to be something. How the ladies treating you? Gail: But then I realized....I have you. You're my *back to normal* Well, I met this woman. *gruff surrogate daughter, Joey. I have always felt that voice* Is she cute? *back to normal* *laughs* Aw, way and, honey, I am so proud of the woman cute, man. Andie's beautiful. She's smart. She's you've become. Come here. funny. I tell ya, this girl is something special.For *They hug.* whatever reason, she seems to think I'm pretty Joey: Thanks. special, too. Why can't you see that? Why can't *Cut to Andie walking outside. She sees someone you see me, huh? When did you give up on me? sitting in the lawn chair and walks towards them. When I was 5? 10? 12? I'm 16 years old, Dad! It's Abby.* *starting to cry* And I'm here and I'm not provin' Andie: Abby? What are you still doing here? that but I'm tryin' so hard for you. It's your job. It's Abby: I'm waiting for my mom. She thought I was your job to love me no matter who I am or what I spending the night. become because you're my father! You're my dad! Andie: Have you been out here all night? You're supposed to love me you son of a bitch. I Abby: What do you care? can't do this by myself. Andie: I don't care. *Cut to the boat in the morning. Jack is asleep in a Abby: I bet you don't. chair. Something starts pulling on his line.* Andie: Well, Abby, what do you expect? Your Dawson: Wo! Hey! favorite pasttime is making my life a living hell. John: That's it. Whew! Abby: That's not what I do. I play such a crucial Pacey: On 3. 1...2...3. role in this little circle and you all are too *Jack and Pacey lift the rod out of the holder.* unimaginative to even notice. I'm the girl everyone John: Don't panic! Keep your back straight in that loves to hate. I'm the scapegoat. I'm the one you chair. can take all of your anger and aggression out on Pacey: Wait a second. Slow it down and pull it up and never lose a moment's slept over. at the tip. Ready? Go. Andie: Um, excuse me. You have it mixed up, *Jack does so.* Abby. You trash us. You're mean. Pacey: Okay, when you go down reel. Abby: Well being sweet is boring! I don't have *Jack goes down.* family lives like you guys. My mom isn't a lunatic. Pacey: Reel! Reel, reel, reel! Hey, nice fish you My dad isn't in prison. I'm not the prodical got on there, Jack. Reel, reel, reel it! daughter from New York. My parents' divorce is Jack: You do it! boring. My house is boring. There's no entry. No John: Come on! drama. So you know what? I create drama. And I Jack: Here! think it's a valid extra-curricular activity. John: Get in there, Pacey. Andie: Abby, you don't even realize how lucky 103 you are. What you have, I've always wanted. I've felt that one strong tug on the line and I knew that always dreamed of. A normal life with regular the fish had surrendered to the greater power. parents and regular problems. John: *handing him trophy* Here, you take this, Abby: Well, the grass is always greener right? Pacey. Andie: Interesting. Pacey: Thanks. Abby: Yeah, whatever. My mom's here so I guess John: Be proud of yourself. Enjoy this moment. I'll see you in school. You probably won't have many more like it. *She walks away and she turns back around.* *John walks away and Pacey sighs and sits down Abby: Do you need a ride or something? on a crate. Dawson walks over.* Andie: Sure. Thanks, Abby. Pacey: Do you have any idea how many times I *Cut to Joey walking into Dawson's room where set myself up for that one? I mean, over and over Jen is.* and over again, I just can't seem to stop myself Jen: Hey. from trying to get one unqualified, "Good job, son." Joey: Hey, um, listen... From that bastard. I really must be a Simpleton. Jen: You know, Joey-- Dawson: I know it sounds the same, but there are Joey: No, let me talk. I've been thinking-- people in your life whom recognize and respect Jen: I know, I've been thinking, too. your talent and intelligence. One of them is Joey: No, I've been thinking more, okay?! standing in front of you, and the other one is *Jen laughs and Joey sighs. They sit on Dawson's probably sitting in her bedroom right now,having a bed.* perky coronary in anticipation of your return home Joey: I've been thinking that it kind of sucks that, from the sea. uh, the people who I respect the most are the Pacey: Yeah...yeah...thanks, Dawson. people who I've become the most competitive *Cut to Dawson and his dad unloading Dawson's with. I wish there was some way to, uh-- stuff from his car in front of the Leery house.* Jen: You know for all your thinking, you're not Mitch: Listen, Dawson, father-son relationships being very articulate. are excruciatingly complicated. I mean, I spent my Joey: *smiles* I'm trying to apoligize here. entire life trying to figure out the dynamic I had Jen: I know, I know, and I'm kidding. Joey, I'm with my own father. But, uh, I'll keep trying. Until sorry. I mean, I totally understand what you're the day I die. I'll do the best I can to be the best trying to say and, um, I think that you're right. That father to you that I know how. we have been locked at a stalemate for way too Dawson: Dad, I know. And thank you. long. And I think that there's room in Dawson's life Mitch: For what? for me...without replacing you. Dawson: For allowing me to make a multitude of Joey: No, listen Jen. We can sit here and rehash mistakes, never making me feel inadequate. I all of our old problems and disect and deconstruct know that my ability to dream without boundaries all of our petty rivalries but I guess what I'm trying comes from you and you've never disappointed to say is that...I respect you. I respect who you me, okay? I mean, I worry about you, but I respect are. you more than anybody I've ever known. And I Jen: Thanks, Joey. know, especially after today, how lucky I am to Joey: Sure. have you as a father. Jen: You, too. Mitch: Come here. *Cut to Pacey and his dad accepting the fishing *Mitch pulls him in for a hug.* trophy. Then to Dawson standing by Jack. Dawson: Don't get all sappy on me now. Dawson sticks out his hand towards him.* Mitch: Thank you, Dawson. Dawson: See you, Jack. *Mitch starts to go inside but then remembers that *They shake hands.* it's not his home anymore.* Jack: Yeah, see you, Dawson. Mitch: Goodnight, Son. *Cut to Pacey and his father.* *Dawson goes into his house as we fade to end Pacey: I will never in my life for as long as I live credits.* forget the feeling of adrenaline that I got when I

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*Cut to Dawson's room: Joey and Dawson are personalize it. If you see the world in sitting on his bed watching a movie. It ends.* triangles...then go with it. Dawson: So. What'd you think? *He walks behind Joey and glances at her Joey: That was the director's cut, right? 'Cause it sketch.* seemed a lot bloodier. Teacher: Excellent work, Joey. You're coming Dawson: No, I meant with you and me. We did it. along nicely. Joey: Did what? Joey: Thanks. Dawson: First official movie night, post-breakup. *Dawson enters the room and walks up to Joey. I'd say it went rather well. She looks very surprised when she sees him.* Joey: Yeah...well, congrats. I should probably go. Dawson: Joey...hey. Dawson: Where are you going...Jo? *Joey looks around wildly.* Joey: Well, Dawson, we watched a movie... Joey: Dawson, what are you doing here? Dawson: Hold on a second I have some pictures I Dawson: I had to do some research at the college want you to look at. library but I wanted to give you my revised Joey: You're really okay with all this. draft...hot of the presses. Dawson: What? You and me? Joey: Thanks but I'm in class. Joey: Yeah... *Dawson moves to look at her drawing, then he Dawson: Yeah. I'm just so happy we're past all looks at the model.* that relationship trauma. Joey: Dawson... Joey: Good. Me too. Dawson: She's n-naked. Dawson: Great! So...*motions to stack of papers Joey: Yeah, okay, peep show's over now get out with pictures on them he's holding* the big or you're going to get me in trouble. dilemma, now that you're officially helping me in Teacher: I'm sorry but this class is closed to the movie, is who is going to be cast as Sammy. wideeyed visitors, I'm going to have to ask you to Joey...you're a...distinct, unattainable original. leave. Joey: Dawson, maybe you should progress Dawson: Sorry... beyond the notion that the character, Sammy, is *When he turns to leave he runs into an easel. He me. I mean, why don't you look at it as finding an finally gets out the door. We cut to a picture of the actress who can bring their own interpretation into face of the model, who is DEVON (Rachel Leigh the role. Cook)* *Dawson acts like he's not sure about that.* *Cut to Pacey in Andie's room reading a Joey: I'm kind of....I'm amazed at how together magazine.* you are about us. Pacey: Hey it says right here that I can have the Dawson: Time to learn to let go. Plus, you let me butt I always wanted in three weeks. go *Joey's face falls* so I mean, granted, at first, it Andie: Pacey, I've seen your butt you have was really hard for me to accept but I mean, you nothing to worry about. moved on. You're with Jack. You let go. So, in *Pacey moves towards the full-length mirror and turn, I let go of you. starts looking at his own butt.* Joey: Well, uh, since we're all letting go of each Pacey: You know, it's no wonder we have such other...I really should go. Um....um....yeah...um, an obsession with the posterior. It's impossible to I'm really tired and you always have a lot to do... get a good sense of one's own butt, you know? Dawson: I'll see you tomorrow, Joey. *Andie comes out of the bathroom attached to her Joey: Yeah....um....goodnight. bedroom.* Dawson: Goodnight. Andie: Pacey? Are you checking out your own *She hesitates at the doorway and turns around to butt in the mirror? look back at him. He's glancing over the papers Pacey: Me? No... for the role of Sammy. She looks slightly hurt by *He quickly goes back over to the bed and picks this.* up the magazine again while Andie goes back into *Cut to Joey in her art class. They're drawing a the bathroom and takes out her pills and takes nude girl.* them. A few seconds pass and Pacey gets up to Teacher: Try and invoke a feeling that you have see what Andie's doing and by then she's done.* for the subject. Remember, this is your work so Pacey: I do agree with you though. This butt

105 *grabs his* belongs in the Hall of Fame, what do I'd love to hear what you think. you say? Devon: Be careful, Dawson. Stronger men have Andie: Mmm. Nice try. been crushed by what I think. *Andie sits down on her bed while Pacey goes *She walks off. Dawson stares after her. Cut to into the bathroom to get a tissue. He spots a Jen's house. Grams walks in with another boy medicine bottle in her trash. He picks it up, and it's carrying groceries.* the zanX medicine she had when Pacey saw her Jen: Ah, Grams! You're a God to me. We're in in the drug store. He leaves the bathroom with a desperate need of snacks for rehearsal. confused look on his face. Cut to Dawson in the Grams: Oh, Jennifer! This is Tyson Hicks. He was college library. From behind the shelf behind kind enough to help me with my groceries. Dawson, we see Devon.* Ty: Uh, it's Ty, actually. It's great to meet you. Devon: See anything you like? Jen: Nice to meet you, too, Ty. *Dawson spins around.* Ty: So your grandmother tells me that you're Dawson: Oh my God....you're the-- working on a movie. Devon: Model. My name's Devon. Jen: Yeah...yeah...we're just gearing up to start. Dawson: Hi. Um...Dawson. You must think I'm a Grams: Jennifer, Tyson has expressed an total perv. interest in helping out with the picture. Aren't you Devon: Actually, I was leaning more towards a little short-staffed? deviant. My psych profesor would say you were, Jen: Yeah, yeah, um, do you have any um, suffering from some sort of latened desire. experience working on a film set before? The need for someone to watch you...watching. Ty: Well, um, no, but I've worked on a bunch of Dawson: Well...sorry to disappoint ya. I was just theater productions, and I'm pretty good with my dropping something off for a friend. It was just an hands and a fast learner. unluck-- Jen: Yeah, that sounds great. We can use all the Devon: Well, psych's not my major, anyway. help we can get, Ty. Even Grams has been doing *She walks away but Dawson persists.* craft service so... Dawson: How do you do that? Model naked? It's Ty: Great. Well, you can use me for anything. kind of uncomfortable... Jen: Excellent. Devon: Well, actually I'm a drama major so I look *Cut to Dawson's room. Pacey and Dawson are at it as kind of an acting exercise. Plus, it helps moving posters to different locations around his and the money doesn't suck. room.* Dawson: So you're an actress? Dawson: So you found a bottle of prescription Devon: Mm-hm. pills...so what, Pacey? Take a look in my parent's Dawson: That's interesting...I'm, uh, directing a medicine cabinet. It's a veritible pharmacy. movie. Pacey: Yeah but this is zanX, Dawson. Not Devon: Oh, I didn't know they had a film school exactly your typical Saturday night muscle here! relaxant. It's for severe anxiety. You've never Dawson: They don't. I'm, uh, still in high school. noticed Andie being any more high-strung lately, Devon: And you're trying to make your first film. have you? That's cute. Good luck. Dawson: Uh, no, actually I've been too busy Dawson: It's my second film, actually. My first film watching her bounce off the walls. Pacey, if you're won the Junior division in the Boston Film worried why don't you ask her about it? Festival. And they gave me the funds to make my Pacey: Because, man. I don't want to make the second effort. situation any worse. She's already under enough Devon: *not that enthused* Impressive. stress as it is with her family. The way I figure it, if Dawson: You know what? I'm actually still she wants to open up to me, then she will. But it's casting. There's one part I haven't casted yet...it's also not really in my nature to just sit by while the one of the leads. We, um, start filming in 2 days. girl suffers. I mean, I want to help but... It's kind of a current situation, but, um, I'd love it if Dawson: She's operating under a lot of stress you'd read it. though, Pacey. The only thing that you can really Devon: And it's funded by the Boston Film do is make sure the time spent with you is as Festival? stressfree as possible. You know, help her have Dawson: Yeah, look, um, I understand your fun. skepticism but...give it a read. The part of Sammy. Pacey: Yeah... My address and phone number are on the front. *Pacey turns to see what Dawson is doing and 106 he's taking the E.T. poster down.* *Devon looks over the script and acts like she's Pacey: Dawson, what are you doing, man? We really focusing. She then walks over towards just put the E.T. poster up. Why are you taking it Dawson like she's ready.* down? Dawson: Okay. *in character* Sammy, if you Dawson: Yeah, but there...it's not in the shot. could only see yourself through my eyes. Over here, it'll be in the perfect position. Devon: You know, for the longest time, I thought Pacey: You know, I understand that we have that was what I wanted. For the boy across the budgetary restraints but don't you think telling your creek, my best friend, to see me as beautiful. life story in your own bedroom is a little perverse? *Dawson stares at her studying her acting, Even for you? obviously pleased.* *Dawson gives him a look. Cut to Dawson Devon: (cont.) But this is just...*brings hands to outside, later in the evening setting up a lips* cosmetic enhancement and hairspray. I'm cardboard TV. Devon walks up.* still the same old Samantha. The girl who resides Devon: Hey there! on the wrong side of the creek. And if you look Dawson: Hey! How are ya? closely, Wade, you'll see. It's just me. *out of Devon: Good. I read your script. character* Is that kind of what you had in mind? Dawson: You did. Great...and what did, what did Dawson: That was kind of...perfect. you think? *Devon smiles. Cut to the S.S. Icehouse the next Devon: I didn't love it. day. Jack walks by Joey behind the counter.* Dawson: *disappointed* Really? Joey: *to Jack* Hey, um, I've got to get out of Devon: I mean, all the angst and the over- here early because I promised Dawson that I'd analyzing and the hesitancy to act on...anything. I help him with tomorrow's shoot. mean, I really had to search my psyche and call Jack: *smiles* Okay, um, do you think he'll have back my adolescence. us working all day? Dawson: Ah, a few whole years ago. Joey: Us? Devon: Dawson, there is a vast difference Jack: Yeah, yeah...Jen said that they were between us. Anyway, the script's a little heavy- understaffed and she asked me to help out and handed and overly rubose. Bess said she'd cover my shift so... Dawson: What your saying is you're not Joey: Oh. *pauses* And how does Dawson feel interested. about this? Devon: What I'm saying, Dawson, is that I *Jack just shrugs and walks off leaving Joey managed to muddle through the $20 words and confused. She grabs a tray and heads off to one psychospeak and get to the core of the Sammy of the tables where Devon is sitting at.* character. Joey: Can I get you something to drink? Dawson: I think what I'm saying is I'm not *Devon just stares at her, observing her.* interested. The more and more I think about Joey: Um, are you ready to order? it...you're not right for the part. You're too...small. Devon: *mocking her* Are you ready to order? Devon: So what you're saying is because I had *Joey is completely weirded out.* an opinion of your script, you're not going to let Joey: Is everything okay? me read for the part? Here's the cold, hard truth, Devon: Yeah, um, I'll have a hamburger, fries, Dawson. If you can't take a little constructive and a Diet Coke. criticism. You're never going to make it. Good luck *As Joey writes down the order, Devon observes in high school. I'm sorry I wasted my time. how she writes and starts mimicking her *She starts to walk off* movements.* Dawson: Wait a minute! Wait a minute, Devon! Joey: Um, okay. I'll be right back with your drink. I'm sorry. Maybe you're right. Maybe I *Joey pulls a piece of hair to tuck it behind her ear overreacted. I mean, you came all the way down and Devon does the same. Joey is completely here, the least you should get to do is audition, perplexed at this by now. She walks back over to right? We can read Scene 5...I think it starts on the counter by Jack.* page-- Joey: Um, Jack, uh, could you go help that girl Devon: Actually, I was thinking we could do out there? She's really weirding me out. Scene 15, more towards the middle. *Cut to Devon making some actions with her hand Dawson: *kind of taken aback/surprised* Okay... in deep concentration. Jack comes out with her Devon: K, just, uh, give me a minute... drink.* Dawson: Sure... Jack: Here you go. 107 Devon: Thank you. *Everyone is in their roles. Jen (aka Kim) walks Jack: You're welcome. in.* *He starts to walk away but she stops him.* Jen: Hey guys! Devon: Um, excuse me. Do you know that Chris (aka Wade): Hey! waitress over there? Devon (aka Sammy): I thought it was video night. *She motions to Joey* Chris (aka Wade): Well, it is. Kim doesn't really Jack: Uh, you could say that. know anyone in Creekside so I just invited her to Devon: Would you mind telling me everything you join us. know about her? Devon (aka Sammy): Isn't watching movies a *Jack's face falls, perplexed by Devon's curiosity. little, oh, mundane for someone from the big city? Cut to Andie's house in the backyard. Andie is Jen (aka Kim): Listen...if I'm intruding... sitting on a porch swing studying when Pacey Chris (aka Wade): *gets up and puts arm around enters.* Jen* No, no, not at all. The more the merrier. Pacey: Hey McPhee! Dawson: No. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Go Andie: Hey! backwards. Chris the way you're saying it now it Pacey: How's it hangin', girl? sounds like you're trying to get them into a Andie: *sighs* I've been reading this paragraph menage a trois. I mean, you're interested in Kim, for the last 20 minutes. I can't concentrate. I have but Sammy's just your friend. I mean, she's your a ton of homework. best friend but just your friend. I mean, the Pacey: Um, listen, I've been wrestling with choices are subtle but they're very specific. whether or not to confront you about this. Um, I Chris: But Dawson, it's obvious that Sammy's into think I'm going to just get it out in the open. Do me. Am I just supposed to ignore that? you want to talk to me about the pill bottle I saw in Dawson: Yeah. I mean, no, actually. You're not your bathroom the other day? ignoring it. You're just not aware of it yet. Andie: It's my mother's. *Chris still seems confused.* Pacey: If you don't want to talk about it, that's fine, Jen: Um, Dawson! Come here for a second. Andie, but don't lie to me. *They go over to the side.* Andie: I started taking it right after Tim died. It Dawson: *sighs* I know I casted a jock but he's helped to even out my mood swings. got the inside of a warthog. Pacey: Why'd you feel like you had to hide it from Jen: I know, okay, maybe you should let up a me? little. Andie: I don't know. I guess I was afraid of how *Dawson spots Joey, who's been watching this you'd react but it doesn't matter now, anyway. You whole time.* know, my doctor's not going to refill my Dawson: Joey! prescription. She said she wants me to try therapy *Devon gets up and walks towards her, too.* for my stress but thinking about that makes me Dawson: Joey, come here. There's someone I just more stressed out so... want you to meet. Devon, this is Joey. Joey, Pacey: Well, maybe therapy isn't such a bad idea. Devon. It couldn't hurt. Joey: Yeah...you came into the Icehouse Andie: Look, Pacey. I can take care of myself. yesterday. Don't look so worried! I'm okay. Devon: Yeah. Now you know why I was acting so Pacey: But if you weren't okay, you would tell me peculiar. I was studying you. It's just, Dawson told right? me the character was based off you... Andie: Yeah! Dawson: You recognize Devon from art class? *Cut to Dawson at rehearsal with Devon, Chris, Joey: Oh, yeah. The clothes threw me at first but and Jen.* you know... Dawson: Okay the scene will open up with a you Dawson: Um, I've got to talk to Chris for a bit, but two on the bed. Sammy you will be on the left and you two can talk, get to know each other and you Wade, you will be on the right. Whatever's can study her manners. comfortable. It's really casual. *to Jen* Hey! Um, *Dawson walks off towards Chris.* how are ya? Abby's late again so I want you to Devon: So anyways, I was going for a new read the part of Kim. Enter from the door here. method approach to Sammy and I was wondering Jen: Um...yeah...okay...yeah...what page are you if you had any character insights for me. I have a guys starting from? couple dozen questions I want to ask you. Dawson: 17. K, are you guys ready? And action. Joey: A few dozen? 108 Devon: Well, I think that Sammy and Wade are loud to Devon mimicking Joey's every move. Joey soulmates who will be forever connected by an and Jack kiss another time during it, too. Cut to overpowering, transcendent love...what do you Jen and Ty inside the school.* think? Ty: Hey! *Joey just stands there staring at her awkwardly, Jen: Hey! Being a good boy? speechless.* Ty: Always. *Cut to Devon and Chris, in character doing a Jen: I'm disappointed. *holding neck* Ah, I've got scene through the perspective of a camera lens.* the worst cramp. Devon (aka Sammy): Stop! Ty: Here. Let me help ya. *Chris stops briefly* *He starts massaging her neck.* Dawson: (from off-camera) Don't stop! Keep Jen: Feels like you've got some experience at going! this. *Chris starts walking again.* Ty: And being manipulated into a neck rub, yeah! Devon: (aka Sammy): Why are you running away Jen: Maybe I can also manipulate you from me? into...coming out with me tonight. I think after this Chris (aka Wade): Because for the first time in 15 scene I'm really going to need to loosen up. years you are the last person I want to see. Ty: I think that could be arranged. One stipulation. Dawson: Hold on. I've got to move it-- You've got to put yourself in my hands. *Dawson crashes into a camera. Jack was Jen: Well, they are good hands. pushing him.* *She smiles and she walks off. Cut to Dawson, Jack: Sorry! I'm sorry, Dawson! Devon, and Chris walking out of school talking Dawson: *sighs* Okay, um, *to Devon and Chris* about the film.* you guys can take five. Chris: All I'm saying, Dawson, is that I don't think Jen: Dawson, we should really try and get the first my character would play it hurt. shot off before we start taking breaks, okay? Devon: And I don't know where my anger is *Jen walks away by Ty.* coming from. I'm confused. Jen: Ty, is there a problem? Dawson: Okay, I think that's enough for today. Ty: Jen, I would like to say that this accident could Chris: See I think he should try and play it cool. have been avoided but with you standing nearby, I Save some self-dignity and not throw all his lose all ability to concentrate on the job at hand. emotions out of swing. Jen: Down boy. Devon: And I don't think I'd blow a gasket over *Cut to Jack and Joey.* this. Jack: Joey, I want to ask you...this whole thing Dawson: Okay...Chris, not everyone is as cool as really bothers you, doesn't it? I mean, life layed you, okay? When Wade finds out his girlfriend out for the whole world to see. kissed another guy, he's...crushed. The last thing Joey: Please, it's a movie. Why should it bother he's thinking about is reserving a little self-dignity. me? And Devon, you're an angry girl. That's part of the Jack: 'Cause it's about you. If I was trying to get essence of who you are. And right now, you're over somebody, and get on with my life, the last frustrated that Wade can't see that you've moved thing that I would do is make a movie about it. beyond him. Somebody needs to tell Oliver Stone over there Chris: Dawson, I can't relate. I've never been that this whole war is over. there. Joey: Look, Dawson is clearly over me. I promise. Dawson: Okay, um... Jack: Well, where's your evidence because I have *Dawson spots Joey talking to some people proof to the contrary. across the yard. Through his next dialogue, clips Joey: Don't think so much, Jack. I mean, of Joey talking, muted, in slower motion, are everything is going to be fine. Don't worry about shown.* it...it's just *makes faces like it's no big deal.* Dawson: It's agony. Complete, excruciating Jack: You're right. Just as long as you're over agony like your heart has been ripped out of your him, nothing else matters. Dawson can do chest and stomped on. You can't breathe. You whatever he wants. don't want to eat. You can't function. It's the most *Jack leans in and they kiss and then hug and we intense pain that you'll ever feel and the worst see Joey's face which is doubtful of her being over thing is there's no way to relieve it. It's unyielding, Dawson. Cut to a montage of shots making the merciless torture and you know that....it's yours for film ranging from Jack's earphones being way too life. And Devon, you feel completely 109 misunderstood. You feel like this guy who you've Andie: Oh, like I have any idea where to start known all your life can't see the hope and looking for some tiny little barrette okay?! It could potential of what you can become and you're, be anywhere. How could you have been so you're petrified. You're confused. You're afraid to careless for something that wasn't even yours. stay with him. You're afraid to stay without him. Don't you realize that people have jobs to do? Or You feel so alone. does the whole world just revolve around Devon? *He stops and he looks back at Joey. Devon Devon: Get a grip, Prop Girl. notices he's looking. Cut to Joey inside the school *Pacey comes up and pulls Andie away.* laying out sheets of people with photographs Pacey: Okay... attached. Devon walks in.* Andie: Did you see that?! Devon: Sammy, I was wondering if I could speak Pacey: Yeah... with you for a moment. Andie: Do you believe her?! Joey: It's...Joey. Pacey: I'm starting to get a little worried about Devon: Right! Um, I'm having a problem with this you, McPhee. scene. I don't really get where my anger comes Andie: Well, don't be. I'm fine. from. I, personally, am not angry by nature and I Pacey: No, you're not fine. was just wondering if you could show me how you Andie: Oh, great! Thanks for the support, Pacey! do it. Pacey: Hey! Just tell me what to do here. 'Cause Joey: Do what? I'm starting to feel like I'm getting screwed either Devon: Be angry. way. Joey: Oh, you see, I'm not actually angry by Andie: My dad is in I.A. (?), my mom is barely to nature, that would be the fictional part of this losing it, I'm holding on by my fingertips, and autobiographical tale. you're the one getting screwed! Oh, that's right. Devon: Right....so tell me, how do you date one It's always got to be about Pacey! guy when you're in love with another? Pacey: Don't make me the bad guy, Andie. I'll be Joey: Look. I know what you're trying to do. Don't your shoulder to cry on, I'll even be your punching go there. bag, but I'm not the bad guy. Devon: Please. I see you lip-locked with that Andie: Pacey, I keep adding things to my list puppy dog but yet clearly your heart is still with instead of substracting. With school, my mother, Dawson.What is this guy, Jack? Your safety net? Jack, you, something's got to give and the way I Joey: Oooh. You're good. But I'm not that easily see it, there's only one thing expendable on that manipulated. list. *Jack walks in and sees them.* Pacey: C'mon, Andie. You're not in the right place Jack: Is everything okay? to make that decision now. I just...you're not Devon: Tell me, Jack, what's it like being the thinking straight, okay? transition guy? Andie: Yes I am. For the first time, I'm seeing Joey: Would you stop it?! everything crystal. It's you, Pacey, you're the one Devon: You know it must be really hard to open that's got to give. We need to cool it because us, your heart to a girl who's heart is reserved for that's the problem. someone else... Pacey: Andie, you don't mean that. Joey: Look you annoying little third-rate wannabe, Andie: Yes, I do! And if you really care about me why don't you take your irritating self and pray on and you really want to help me then you would someone who doesn't see through your pathetic just back off and leave me alone! attempt to masquerade bitchiness as research. *Andie storms off leaving a saddened Pacey Devon: Thank you. behind. Cut to Dawson shooting a scene with *She walks off.* Chris and Devon. Joey's watching angrily in the Jack: What was that? background.* Joey: She's too short to play me. Dawson: And...action! *Cut to Andie furiously following Devon.* Devon (aka Sammy): At least let me explain. Andie: What do you mean you don't have it? It Chris (aka Wade): What purpose could that was in your hair! possibly serve? You kissed another guy. In my Devon: Well, now it's not. mind, there's absolutely, unequivically nothing left Andie: Okay, that barrette was a prop, and I'm in to say! Ever. charge of all props. I need to get it back. Devon (aka Sammy): You don't even want to Devon: Well you better go find it. know why, do you? You don't even listen to me! 110 Chris (aka Wade): What justifiable reason is Grams: You know, Jennifer. I watched you today there that the girl who spent her entire life and you know what I saw? pretending that I was the only thing that Jen: Why do I feel a lecture coming on here? mattered...threw it all away for a 30 second cheap Grams: I saw all these young people working thrill. together as a team for a common goal and I was Dawson: And...cut! That was incredible! That was so impressed. Then I realized who was in charge great! of everyone and I was so proud. I found myself Jen: Alright, great, you guys! Great shot! Let's get watching a beautiful, accomplished, young woman movin on and set up the next one before we lose who just happened to be my granddaughter. the light, alright? Jen: Well, I hope I had everybody else fooled Dawson: *to Chris and Devon* Wow... because I was definitely flying by the seat of my *Joey storms up angrily* pants. Joey: Dawson! Grams: *laughs* A woman movie producer. In my *Dawson turns around.* day, women didn't have many options. You got Dawson: Wasn't that scene incredible? married, raised a family, but now, what a Joey: Yeah! *grabs him by the arm* We need to wonderful time to be a woman. You can do or be talk! anything you want and without a man by your *Cut to Joey leading Dawson into a classroom.* side. Joey: Dawson, why do you insist on reliving in Jen: Couldn't resist that one, huh? excruciating detail one of the most painful *Ty walks up.* experiences of our lives? Is this your peversely, Ty: We just wrapped the last shot so I'm ready to self-defeating way of moving on or are you just go whenever you are. trying to punish me? Jen: Just give me a second, k? Dawson: *confused* Neither. Ty: K. Joey: How can you be so okay with this, Jen: *to Grams* Okay, go ahead. I know that Dawson? I mean, didn't we mean anything to you're dying to get it off your chest. each other? Isn't anything sacred with you? I Grams: Have a nice time, dear, you deserve it. mean, I know that you've gotten over us and Jen: Thanks, Grams. everything that we went through but has it ever *Jen walks away.* occurred to you that maybe I haven't? I mean, it Grams: Just don't stay out too late! takes time and I'm happy that you are and I'm glad Jen: I know... that you've found it so easy to move on but, you *Cut to Dawson walking down the hall by Pacey know, this movie is self-indulgent and unfair! sitting on his knees leaning against the lockers.* Dawson: Wait a minute, wait a minute! Let's take Dawson: Hey Pacey! Pacey, you look terrible. a little refresher course, Joey! You broke up with Pacey: Well, I should. I mean, I really kind of me, okay? You have a new boyfriend. You found screwed it up with Andie. Pushed too hard. your art passion. You have a whole new life! And Dawson: What happened? what do I have? Pacey: Um, well, she told me I'm the element in Joey: A self-obsessed movie! her life that she can do without. Dawson: Well, forgive me for not letting go of the Dawson: Did she mean it? one thing that I've got left! Pacey: Yep...she meant it.. Joey: Well, that's not healthy, Dawson! Dawson: Then, let her go. Dawson: I'm not going to sit here and listen to Pacey: What? you bitch at me about what I've done, Joey! You Dawson: I think you should let her go. I really do. left me! You dumped me! I haven't moved on! I mean, don't just pay lip service. Just let her go. Okay? I haven't let go! And that's why I'm clinging Pacey: Like what you're doing with Joey? for dear life to the one thing that's keeping me Dawson: Like what I'm trying to do with Joey. I going! mean, I've been fooling myself, Pacey, but I think *Dawson storms out and slams the door to the I'm going to do it. That's the only way to get classroom. Cut to Grams inside the school someone back to you. wrapping things up. Jen walks in.* Pacey: You know, Dawson, as text-book healthy Jen: *talking to an extra* Thanks for a good day. as the letting go theory sounds, and, you know, it Um, tomorrow call time's 8:30. may work out for ya, it doesn't apply to me. I *She walks over to Grams* mean, this isn't just a case of teen romance gone Jen: Hey! Need some help, Grams? sour. I know what I want. I want Andie. And she's 111 hurting right now and whether she knows it or Andie: I don't believe you. Is this your way of not...she needs me. I have absolutely no intention staying away from me? of letting her go. Pacey: Oh, yeah, about that. I've decided not to. *Pacey turns and walks down the hall. Cut to Jen You see you need me, McPhee. I mean, come on, and Ty walking down a sidewalk.* who else is going to put up with you? Jen: I'm kind of hungry. I was hoping maybe we Andie: You know it's just one shove and it's a could grab a bite to eat. long way down, Pacey. Ty: Well, they'll have stuff to munch on here. It's Pacey: I'd just have to climb right back up. my friend Lloyd's place. He's having a get together Andie: Okay, you know what? You're acting like a and I told him I'd stop by. psycho and the last thing I need in my life, right Jen: A party? Why didn't you say so? I'm always now, is another crazy person. Go home, Pacey. up for a good party. *She tries to shut the window but Pacey grabs it.* Ty: Cool! Pacey: No. I'm not going to let you push me *They go into the house and there's just a few away, McPhee. You know, I think I forgot to people standing around drinking out of plastic mention that I'm actually a charter member of the cups.* Andie McPhee Fan Club and as a matter of policy, Ty: Hey guys! our right to ration(?) never waivers. Through the Lloyd: Hey everybody! Ty's here. We can get good times or the bad. started. Hey I brought a friend with me. Jen this is Andie: I just...want to feel better, Pacey. everyone, everything this is Jen. Pacey: I know, Andie, I know and I can help. I Jen: Hi...everyone. know I can. And I'm not going to turn away from *Everyone who's there comes into the living room you, Andie. After all, you've done for me. And to join up.* certainly not when you need me the most. We can Lloyd: Okay, last time we stopped on the First do this together and I know that I can help you. Book of the Kings. Andie: Pacey, how do you know you can help *The camera pans the room where everyone is me? pulling out their bibles. Jen looks surprised/ Pacey: Because, Andie, I love you. confused/ disappointed.* Andie: I love you, too. Lloyd: Why don't we pick it up from Chapter 9: *They lean in and kiss. Cut to Dawson still at Gods Promise and Warning. school while everything's wrapping up. Chris and *Ty smiles at Jen as she nervously smiles back.* Devon walk up.* Lloyd: If you turn from following me, you or your Chris: Hey Dawson, we're, uh, going to grab a children, or my commandments and statues that I bite to eat. Want to join us? have set before you... Dawson: Um, nah, actually. I've got some work to *Cut to the doorbell rings at the McPhee's. Andie do...thank you. runs down the stairs in her bathrobe.* Devon: Sure? Andie: I'm coming! Dawson: Yeah...yeah... *She opens the door to find Pacey holding a Chris: Okay, see you later, Dawson. rose.* Dawson: Hey! Good work. Andie: Go away, Pacey. Chris: Thanks. *She shuts the door in his face. He starts Devon: You know you impressed me today. knocking on the door.* Dawson: I did? Andie: I'M IGNORING YOU! Devon: Yeah, you know, it's interesting that you *Cut to outside. Pacey is disappointed. He spots put such effort into making this script almost something, though. He walks around to the side of precisely match reality and yet you change the the house. Cut to Andie in her room. She hears ending. You know my psyche profesor would say- something outside and opens her window and - Pacey is climbing the (I forget what they're called) Dawson: Let me guess, he would say that I to her window.* should put away all hopes of the past and focus Andie: Are you nuts?! What are you doing?! on the future. Pacey: Is this thing reinforced? Devon: Very good. Look I just wanted to say that I *Pacey slips a little.* think you show real potential in being a director. Andie: Oh my God, be careful! Dawson: Thank you. I appreciate that. *holds up rose* Devon: Are you sure you don't want to grab a bite Pacey: For the lady. to eat or something? 112 Dawson: I'll definitely take you up on that some to her. other time but right now...I just want to be here. Joey: Dawson, um, I don't think you realize that it Devon: Okay. Have a good night. has been just as difficult for me. I mean, it's been *She walks off with Chris. Joey walks towards tearing me apart, too. But I know we'll always be Dawson.* connected. I know that our lives are destined to be Joey: Hey... intertwined but... Dawson: Joey! I assumed you'd probably taken Dawson: We have to move on. off... Joey: Yeah... Joey: I, um... Dawson: Little bit today...little more tomorrow... Dawson: About earlier... *Jack walks up behind them.* Joey: Yeah...Dawson, I'm sorry I came down so Jack: Joey...you, uh, you ready? hard on you this afternoon. It...it was unfair and it's Joey: Yeah...uh... just been kind of hard...watching my life be Dawson: Jack! Thanks for helping me out today. I reenacted in front of half of Capeside. really appreciate it. Dawson: Joey, if I offended you or hurt you in Jack: No problem. It was fun, actually. anyway, I'm sorry. I just thought that if I made this Dawson: Good. autobiographical, cathartic movie then I could put Jack: Do you want us to hang out for a little bit? the past behind me in one fowl swoop, you know? Help you clean up this stuff? Turns out it doesn't work that way. Dawson: No, no! You guys go out and have fun. Joey: Yeah, if only things could be that simple, You've given me enough of a good day. right? Joey: Are you sure? Dawson: You know what it is, Joey? I've spent Dawson: Yes, absolutely! Go! Get out of here! the last few months of my existance trying to Joey: K...um, goodnight. figure out how to be without you. I mean, I tried Dawson: Goodnight. acting like it doesn't hurt, pretending I don't care, I *Jack and Joey walk off and Dawson stares after guess I felt like if I acted like I was over you....I them as the last light outside is shut off and he guess I would be. And, truth is, most of the time walks towards the school building and fade to end all I want to do is crawl into my room with my best credits.* friend, shut the blinds and just pour my heart out

113 To Be or Not to Be

*Dawson's room - there's a miniature Capeside Jack: You know, I read your script. You're the community built. Pacey, Dawson, and Jack are in expert writer here. Any advice on how to get to the the room.* good stuff? Pacey: I can't believe you made this whole thing Dawson: Listen to yourself, you know? I mean by yourself. poetry is a chance to give the world a peek of the Dawson: Congratulations, Jack. innermost private part of yourself that you'd, in Jack: Thanks. I'm not completely done. I still have other cases, just stifle. this whole back section to paint. Jack: So just listen to myself? Dawson: I-I-I'm....truly impressed. And grateful. Dawson: Yeah, I mean...you never know what Jack: It's...a little unclear, though, as to why you you'll hear. Will you do me a favor and hit the want this. You're not going to like, blow it up or lights? anything, are ya? Jack: Oh, yeah. Dawson: No...um, there's no asteroid in my *The lights go off as Dawson adjusts the camera movie. It's for aerial shots. Establishing to focus in on a replica of the exterior of his scenes....you get the right lense...the right house.* light...perfect point of the Creekside village. Dawson: And there it is. The perfect Creekside Pacey: It's amazing what a little camera trickery village. can do. Well, if you guys will excuse me, I have a *The fake house fades into Dawson's real house ton of homework to do including Peterson's and then we get a shot of the real creek.* assignment which I haven't even started yet. *Cut to Capeside High exterior. Pacey is waiting Jack: *sighs* Yeah, I haven't either. on the campus and he spots his counselor Dawson: Pacey Witter is leaving early to do approaching.* homework...a slightly less believable and inquiring Pacey: Mr. Milo! Now, before you say anything, I light. want you to know that I have the situation under Pacey: Yeah, yeah, it's a disgusting habit. complete control. Dawson: Alright, well, thanks guys, I'll see you Mr.Milo: And what situation is that? later. Pacey: Well, whatever academic improprieties Jack: No, I can stay. you were about to make me aware of. Dawson: Well, I'm just going to do a test-shot... Mr.Milo: Improprieties is the wrong word. Try Jack: No, it's okay, I'd like to see it. It's alright. kudos. Dawson: Okay. Cool. *Pacey looks confused* Pacey: Well....ta-ta, gents. Don't stay up too late. Mr.Milo(cont.): I just received the midterm reports It is a school night. for all the students on academic watch. And after *Pacey leaves. Dawson laughs.* removing my jaw from the floor, I came to you. Dawson: Speaking as his closest friend, your You posted 3 "B"'s and 2 "A"'s. sister has had quite a profound relationship on Pacey: That's impossible. him. Mr.Milo: Well, one would think so. Jack: Yeah, well, relationships will do that. *Pacey looks up and Mr. Milo smiles.* *Dawson's face drops and he moves to get his Pacey: You know, I don't think I've ever seen you camera. Jack realizes how it sounded.* smile before, Mr. Milo. I'm liking this. The smiling Jack: Sorry. I didn't mean that the way it came thing I definitely like. out. Mr.Milo: Well, you just keep up the good work, Dawson: Look, Jack, this hasn't exactly been the Mr. Witter! easiest of situations for either of us. But your help *They enter the school and we cut to inside as in this film has been so significant. I just... Pacey happily heads towards Andie who is Jack: So we're cool? standing by Jack and Joey. Pacey picks Andie up Dawson: Yeah. So what's this Peterson stuff and swings her around in the air and she about? screams. He sets her down and they kiss. Jack Jack: Oh, a poem. He wants us to write and Joey stare at them and laugh.* something that's critical to our being, whatever. It's Andie: Mm...what was that for? just another assignment I'm going to screw up. Pacey: Just 'cause. Dawson: It's a poem. It can't be that hard. *Jack puts his arm around Joey and leans in.*

114 Joey: Don't even. Jen: Not to toot your own horn or anything. Jack: What? We can't kiss 'just cause'? Ty: It was the party, wasn't it? All that Biblespeak Joey: Sure, we can. In private. Massive suckface freaked you out. embraces are better left for bedrooms and private Jen: Honestly...yeah. It did. sunsets. *to Pacey and Andie* No offense. Ty: Jen, that's not all that I am, alright? For your Pacey and Andie: (simultaneously) None taken! information, I'm not some Bible-banging Dorkus- *Dawson walks up.* Magworkus here. Dawson: Hey Jack! I was just wondering when do *Jen laughs.* you think you can get started on the set for the Jen: I'm not saying that you are, Ty. It's pageant scene? just...obviously, your religion is very important to Jack: Um, this weekend if you want. you. Dawson: Great! I'll schedule the shoot for the *Ty nods.* weekend after. Jen: I just see it as an inevitable obstacle in our *Jack nods and Dawson walks off to his locker. relationship. The bell rings.* Ty: Don't you think we should go out on our first Pacey: Well, I hate to be the stickler but we are date before you map out our entire future? late for an hour of health. Jen: Ty...you're sweet. And you're funny. But you Jack: Yeah, you got your poem Stickler? go to these Bible meetings three times a week Pacey: Of course! and that's probably how many times I've been to *Andie and Pacey continue off down the hall.* church in the past 10 years so...hopefully you can Jack: Well, see ya! I gotta go to class. Bye. understand why that would present a problem with *They kiss* us being anything more than just friends. Joey: Bye. *She gets up.* *She turns and walks toward Dawson at his Ty: See, that just goes to show how little you locker, smiling.* know me. See...I'm not funny at all. You know, I'm Joey: So....that was nice. not giving up. Dawson: What was nice? Jen: Now, that's a shame. Joey: You and Jack actually conversing! It was a Ty: You know, I thought most women admired surprise. persistence. Dawson: Well, some people are capable of Jen: Well, that just goes to show how little you moving beyond those petty, long-behind rivalries know about me. I'm not most women. to higher ground. *She walks off leaving Ty behind. Cut to Mr. *Joey laughs* Peterson picking up poems. He comes to Pacey Joey: Yeah, right! If Jack wasn't doing your who's flipping desperately through his notebooks movie, Dawson, he'd still be the enemy. looking for his.* Dawson: Not true! Mr.Peterson: Mr. Witter, empty-handed, I *Joey pushes him, jokingly.* presume? Joey: You are so Hollywood! Pacey: No, no, I had it at my locker. I must *He pushes her back, jokingly.* have...*finds it* left it right here in my binder! Dawson: Am not! *He hands it to Mr. Peterson* *Cut to outside, Jen is sitting at a table and Ty Mr.Peterson: 'Ode to the Sports Car'? comes up.* Pacey: Yeah, trust me, they're more exciting than Ty: Across the green...he spots her, stealthfully Grecian arts. the lion crosses the green and settles beside his Mr.Peterson: Trying out cursive for the first time? prey, the helpless llama. Pacey: *sighs* I worked hard on that. Jen: *not enthusiastic.* Hey Ty. Mr.Peterson: I'm sure. However, you neglected Ty: Well, as far as I know, there's been three penmanship and presentation is minus half the phone messages to you in this last week. grade. So the way I see it, you have two choices. Adorable phone messages with my number You can hand the poem in tomorrow, written included. I was wondering why you haven't legibly and lose credit for handing it in late, or you returned any of them. can hand it in as it is, and the highest grade you'll Jen: You're on my 'To Call' list, Ty. I just am trying see will be your old friend the letter "D". to get around. Pacey: That's not fair. Ty: Well, not to toot my own horn or anything, but Mr.Peterson: Fairness is overrated. I could swear you were into me that night. Pacey: *to Jack* Is it just me or does that man get 115 meaner everyday? Dawson: *smiles* Nothing. Jack: It's not you. Joey: What? Mr.Peterson: Excuse me, Mr. McPhee? Dawson: Just trying to get a peek at your secret Jack: Uh, nothing... online handle. What is it? PCJoey? PerkyPotter? Mr.Peterson: I hope that your poetry assignment Joey: What's yours? SpielbergStud? went well, Mr. McPhee. We're all very aware of Dawson: No. how critical it is to your deficient grade in this *The camera pans to a group of boys at another class. set of computers right behind Joey and Dawson.* *Jack just nods.* Boy#1: And he started to cry... Jack: Sure, yeah...it went fine. Boy#2: No way. Mr.Peterson: Then, perhaps you would like to Boy#1: I heard it from, like, half the class. He's read your poem to the class. reading this poem and he was just crying... Jack: *nervously* Um, you said these poems Boy#3: Wait a minute...who is this? were just for you. Boy#2: Jack McPhee, the new kid. Mr.Peterson: I changed my mind. These things *Cut to Joey's face when she hears his name and happen. Please, read us your poem. she's listening to the conversation.* Jack: Um...I'd really rather not... Boy#2 (offscreen): Peterson makes him read his Mr.Peterson: Mr.McPhee, what you would rather poem in class. He starts crying. do is of no importance to me. *The camera zooms out to show Dawson's Jack: I-um, if it's okay with you, can I just hand it reaction, too. He's listening intently, confused. in? Joey looks confused, also.* Mr.Peterson: Read the poem. Boy#2 (offscreen, cont.): Here's the best part. Jack: Please. I don't-- The poem was about a guy. McPhee's a total Mr.Peterson: We're waiting. homo. Jack: *very nervously takes his paper and stands Boy#1: Total. I mean, look at him. up* Um...*sighs* Today Today was a day the *Close up on Joey's confused reaction. Cut to world got smaller. Darker. Even more afraid. Not Bessie and Joey helping a table.* of what I am... *Jack looks up, fearfully.* Bessie: *to customers* Thank you! Mr.Peterson: Continue... *Dawson walks in* Jack: (cont.) I grew more afraid. Not of what I am, Bessie: Hi Dawson! But what I could be. I loosen my collar to take a Dawson: Hey. breath. My eyes fade and I see... I see him. An *He goes up to Joey.* angel of perfection, His frame strong. His lips Dawson: Joey, hey, you got a second? smooth. I keep thinking what am I so scared of? Joey: Sure. And I wish I could escape the pain but these Dawson: Um, have you talked to Jack yet? thoughts, They invade my head, Like shackles of Joey: No, we haven't really talked about it yet. guilt. They upleash at me. He's still kind of upset about it... *He's started to cry...* Dawson: I can imagine. The rumor mill is going Jack: Excuse me. into overdrive on this one. I've heard about it twice *He rushes out of the room. Pacey gets up to more. follow.* Joey: You think that's bad? I've heard everything Mr.Peterson: What are you doing? from Jack is seen regularly wearing dresses down Pacey: I'm going to see if he's alright. Main Street to he's checked into a monastery to Mr.Peterson: You'll do nothing of the kind. Sit deal with his sexual ambibilance. down. Dawson: You're pretty flip about this. Pacey: But he was crying! Joey: What? It's all just a big joke? Mr.Peterson: I said SIT DOWN! Dawson: Is it? *Pacey slowly walks back to his seat.* Joey: What are you insinuating? Mr.Peterson: Okay, everyone, open your books Dawson: I'm not insinuating anything. I'm to pg.57. just...I'm concerned about you. *Pacey just sits there and gives him a deadly Joey: What are you trying to do, Dawson? Give stare. Cut to Pacey and Dawson, in the computer validity to some ridiculous rumor that Jack's gay? lab. Dawson leans over to try to see Joey's Dawson: No, Joey, I never said that! screen.* Joey: You pretty much did. Joey: What are you doing? Dawson: Look, Joey, all I'm trying to do is find out 116 what's going on and I hope that you would know Andie: You asked me how I'd feel! Look, I don't me well enough to know that my concern is need this. I don't need to be criticized for a genuine, okay? There's no need to be so hypothetical feeling over a hypothetical situation defensive about this. that is completely unfathomable. Joey: Oh, I'm not being defensive, Dawson. Why Pacey: Well, for Jack's sake, I hope you're right. don't we just say what this conversation is really *Cut to Jen's house. The phone rings.* about? Your passive-aggressive way to highlight Jen: Hello? some flaw in Jack that would get us to break up! Ty: What if I didn't ask you out on a date, persay? Dawson: That's way over the line. Then, you wouldn't have to worry about our Joey: No, from where I'm standing, I think it's breakup due to ideological difficulties and you perfectly in balance. could still go out with me. And non-Bible related, I *Cut to the McPhee house. Andie and Pacey are promise. sitting at the table, studying.* Jen: Sorry Jack. Andie: So in 1936, the Stalin constitution was Ty: Aw, Jen. Have a little faith in me. Maybe adopted. Communists everywhere boasted that under this Sunday school venire lies a partying now the Soviet Union was the most democratic maniac. country in the world. Jen: I doubt it. I'm hanging up. *Jack comes down the stairs.* *She does and the phone rings again. She picks Jack: I'm going to go down the the Icehouse and up.* help clean up. I'll see you later. Ty: I told you I was persistent. Pacey: Later, Jack! Jen: You know, persistent isn't exactly the word *He leaves.* that comes to mind right now. Pacey: Well, you're a bit frosty. Ty: C'mon, Jen! I'll pick you up at 9. Andie: Pardon me? Jen: No! Pacey: Jack. He's had a long day and you've *She hangs up. The phone rings again. She picks hardly said two words to him this whole afternoon. up.* Andie: Well, I don't understand why he had to Ty: 9:45. Going once, going twice... write that poem in the first place. If he hadn't Jen: You really are persistent. written something that could be so easily Ty: C'mon Jen! Just a couple of hours. misinterpreted then... Jen: Be here at 10. Pacey: What? If he'd have censored himself? *She hangs up. Cut to the Icehouse. Jack is Andie: Don't twist my words. Look, I know Jack washing off some tables and Joey walks up.* better than you do, Pacey, and ever since we Bessie: Jo! Did you get the cleaning supplies for were kids he's had this whole different Drummer the kitchen? thing going on and not everybody gets it. He Joey: Got 'em right here. should have known better than to expose himself Bessie: Great! to someone as venomous as Peterson, that's all. Jack: Here. I'll get 'em. Pacey: Well, Andie, I may be wrong here, but I *He takes them and walks off.* don't think that guest-starring in his own public Bessie: He's been quiet as a church mouse all humiliation was Jack's intention. There's night. What happened? something deeper going on there. Joey: You don't even want to know. Andie: Like? Bessie: Poor guy looks like he lost his best friend. Pacey: Like...maybe you should talk to him. Go talk to him. Andie: About what? Joey: But he doesn't want to! I mean, how do you Pacey: Well, for starters, the poem. Maybe it talk to somebody about something that they've wasn't misinterpreted. made perfectly clear they don't want to talk about? Andie: I'm--no. No. Jack is not gay. He's talked Bessie: Well, I always start with 'Long day, huh?'. about girls his entire life. He's crazy about Joey. It opens the conversation up. So, I'm all through He hates Madonna. He's not gay. here. If you could lock up, that'd be great! See ya! Pacey: Well, have you ever asked him? Joey: Okay... Andie: No. I don't need to. *Jack walks in. Joey sighs.* Pacey: Well, hypothetically speaking, if he were Joey: Long day, huh? gay...how would that make you feel? Jack: If you want to ask me something, I suggest Andie: I guess I'd be disappointed. you just ask it. Pacey: Disappointed. Geez, Andie... Joey: I'm sorry, Jack. It's just...people are already 117 saying things. Capeside High...it's Jack's poem. This is Jack: Since when do you care what other people ridiculous. Can you believe this? are saying? Andie: Why? Why would they do this? Joey: Well, maybe it's because you still haven't *Cut to Mr. Peterson's class.* offered me any kind of explanation for what you Mr.Peterson: Mr. McPhee? wrote. Jack: Yes? Jack: I don't have to. Mr.Peterson: Would you care to continue reading Joey: You're right. You don't. It's just that, you your now, very public, work of poetry? know, being the one that you are dating, it'd be Jack: You can't be serious. nice to know if there was a particular reason you Mr.Peterson: I am. You left us high and dry. If wrote a poem about a guy. It has to have some you want a completed grade, then you have to degree of importance in your life, considering it complete reading the poem. It's very simple. did make you cry in front of a roomful of people. Jack: Why are you doing this to me? Jack: Alright, look, I sat down last night, before I Pacey: Because he can. went to bed, and for half an hour, I wrote what I *Pacey stands up and walks towards him* was feeling. And one of the images that came into Mr.Peterson: Mr. Witter, I suggest you sit down. my head was masculine, nothing sexual about it, Pacey: No. okay? It could have been me, it could have been Mr.Peterson: SIT DOWN! the image of my brother. I don't know, Joey. But I Pacey: You want somebody to read the poem. I'll do know that there was nothing gay about that read it. Today Today was a day the world got poem. And as for the crying...I don't know. It hit a smaller. Darker. I grew more afraid. Not of what I weird nerve as I was reading it. It just unleashed am but of what I could be. some stuff that I've been dealing with in my family. Mr.Peterson: I SAID STOP!!!! My brother's death...I don't know. It's the only *He grabs the paper away from Pacey.* explanation I can come up with and if it's not good Mr.Peterson: You will listen to me when I talk to enough for you then you can just believe what you, young man. everyone else is saying. Pacey: Why should I? Joey: Jack...I don't believe what they're saying. Mr.Peterson: Well, that's it. I am writing you a Jack: I hope not. Because I adore you, Joey. And pass and you can report immediately to Principal I assure you. If was to ever write a love poem....it Markie's office. would be about you. Nobody else. *They hug* Pacey: What part of you is it that gets off on *Cut to Jen and Ty walking into a club.* torturing students? Everyone in this class may be Ty: I think you're really going to like this place. afraid of you, but I'm not! I see your miserable Jen: If I'd of known we were going to a club, I scare tactics for exactly what they are, the would have brought my fake I.D. misguided lassions of a bitter, lonely old man who *Ty spots a singer.* only feels good when somebody in the class feels Ty: Sherry! worse. Sherry: Hey! Mr.Peterson: Thank you for the analysis, Mr. Ty: Good evening. You singing tonight? Witter. I'll send a check along with the 'F' you'll get Sherry: Yeah, I'm up next. Any requests? on your report card. Ty: Yeah, um...something romantic. And two Pacey: You can't fail me! I've gotten a 'B' or better martinis. on every test we've had in this class. Sherry: You've got it, Ty. Mr.Peterson: Well, I can. I've been waiting to fail Ty: Thanks. Have a seat. you all quarter. Jen: (missed line -- mumbling) Isn't that a little bit Pacey: You disgust me. against the rules? Mr.Peterson: And you, Mr. Witter, are a failure. Ty: Who's rules? Destined to always be a failure. Trying to teach Jen: Drinking, this whole Swinger lifestyle...it's not people like you is like spitting in the face of the exactly Sunday school clean. entire educational system. Ty: But...right now, we're not in Sunday school. *Pacey spits in Mr.Peterson's face.* *Cut to the singer...then Jen and Ty dancing...Cut Pacey: No, sir. That is spitting in the face of the to school the next day. Copies of Jack's poem entire educational system. were copied and pasted all around school. Pacey *Pacey walks out of the classroom. Cut to Pacey and Andie are ripping them down.* in the principal's office.* Pacey: Tonight on a very special episode of Pacey: I won't apoligize. 118 Principal: Yes, you will, Pacey. Ty: You wanna do it again? C'mon. Your Grams Pacey: No I won't. likes me. Mr.Peterson: What did I tell you? The child's an Jen: She likes what she knows about you which insubordinate little waste. apparently isn't all that much. Mr.Milo: Hey, you're hardly innocent either. Ty: And you plan on keeping it that way. Mr.Peterson: And what does that mean? Jen: There's a thought. Mr.Milo: You made a student cry and another *Cut to Andie, Pacey, and Dawson walking down student had an excessive reaction. the hallway.* Mr.Peterson: You call a student spitting in a Andie: So what are you going to do? teacher's face excessive? That's the Pacey: What do you mean? understatement of the year. Andie: Well, about Peterson. You're going to Principal: I suggest we reconvene tomorrow. Mr. apoligize, right? Witter, hopefully, by that time you will have been Pacey: No, I'm going to take the suspension. capable of conguring up an apoligy and if not, I Andie: What? will have no choice but to give you a suspension. Pacey: After what that man did? I'm not going to *Pacey walks out and Jack is sitting on a bench.* apoligize to him, he doesn't deserve it. Pacey: Hey Jack. Listen, man, you didn't have to Andie: It doesn't matter what he did, Pacey. You come down here. I appreciate it but... spit in his face. Jack: I did. Mr. Milo wants to talk to me. I can't Pacey: I was there. Thank you. imagine what about. Andie: Dawson? Pacey: Yeah, they told me they wanted me to *Dawson just keeps walking with them, silently. apoligize. I told them to go screw themselves. Pacey stops in amazement at them.* Jack: That was stupid. Pacey: You too, huh? Pacey: Who's side are you on here anyway? Dawson: Pacey, this is serious. Jack: My own. I can fight my own battles. You Pacey: You think I don't know that? know, I didn't need you to make a spectacle out of Dawson: All we're saying is be aware of the this whole thing. consequences. Pacey: Wo, wo, wo. Stop right there, Jack. I Pacey: I am aware of the consequences, alright? thought I was doing you a favor in there. *Cut to Jack coming out of the office where Joey's Jack: Well, you weren't. Look, I didn't need a waiting for him.* hero. I recognize it's an addiction of yours but this Jack: These are pamphlets Milo coincidentally is one instance when you just should have kept just happened to have on his desk. Ever feel like your nose out of it! you're trapped in one of those Lifetime movies? *Cut to Jen and Ty outside.* Joey: 'Gay and okay', 'What's my sexuality?', 'Am Ty: Well, they weren't selling roses. Cupcake? I gay?' God, this sounds like a bad game show. *Jen takes it.* *Cut back to Pacey, Andie, and Dawson walking Jen: Thank you. down the hall.* Ty: So, full report. Tell me, was I not fun last Andie: What about your gradepoint? You still care night? about that, don't you? It's not going to survive a *Jen starts laughing.* suspension, Pacey. It will destroy all the hard Ty: What's so funny? work you've done and you'll be right back at Jen: You. This... square one. Ty: What? Pacey: An academic loser. Jen: Alternate identities. Andie: That's not what I said. Ty: You mean, student by day, ratpacker by Pacey: But it's what you felt. Andie, everything night? that I've worked for, everything that you've helped Jen: Some people would call it the height of me to become, is somebody who believes in hypocracy. himself and his instincts and every instinct in me Ty: Well, it's not hypocritical at all. To me, it's tells me that what that man did in that classroom something you go to church about on Sunday. was wrong. Listen, my religion doesn't assume that I'm a Andie: But-- perfect individual, Jen. In fact, it expects that I'm Pacey: It's just wrong! not. *Andie gives up and turns around and she sees Jen: Ah, I see. So it's a party now, confess later something and her face drops. The camera sort of thing? zooms out to Pacey's face which is very angry.* 119 Andie: Oh my God. a really beautiful poem, Jack. And I don't know if it *Cut to Jack and Joey.* means that you're gay or not and I really don't Jack: I'm going to need your help with this, Joey. I care. But I'll tell you what I do know. The person have a feeling it's going to get a lot worse before it who wrote this poem...he's just as scared as I am. gets better. Jack, you're terrified and I'm your sister and I had Joey: I'm here. no idea. I just wanted to let you know that I'm here Jack: Thanks. for you. And I love you. And you're not alone. *Jack and Joey look down the hall and both their *They hug.* faces drop. We cut to what they're looking at. On Jack: Thank you. Jack's locker, some kids have spraypainted "FAG" *Cut to Joey running up the dock towards in red and there's a crowd around it, staring at him Dawson's house. Cut to Dawson's room where and his locker. Everyone just stands there for a he's studying the mini-model of Capeside. Joey minute, then Jack slowly walks through the crowd, appears in the window.* stares at his locker, and then starts doing the Joey: Dawson, can I come in? combination. People whisper. Cut to Joey who Dawson: *surprised* Wo! Um...yeah. looks like she's about to cry. Jack fumbles around Joey: Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. It's been in his locker some more. The same group still a highly irregular few days and climbing this stands there. Joey tries to get herself together, ladder is the sheerest form of normalcy I know. running scenarios of what she should do in her Dawson: Yeah...come in. mind. Finally, she walks towards him.* Joey: I just wanted to say I'm sorry about Joey: Kiss me. yesterday. Jack: What? Why? Dawson: It's okay. I understand. Joey: Just cause. Joey: *sees Capeside model* Wow. This is *Joey pulls him in for a kiss and everyone in the amazing. This is the whole town. crowd whispers among themselves. Cut to the Dawson: It's incredible, isn't it? Jack built it just McPhee house. Jack is drying dishes.* for the film. Andie: Thanks for cleaning up. Joey: *sighs* Dawson, I need your advice. And I Jack: Dialogue. That would mean you're talking to know because of the situation it may be hard to me again. dispense it but...I really need it. Andie: I've been really unfair the last couple of Dawson: Anything. Talk to me. days. Joey: I'm thinking that maybe....you were Jack: It's okay. I knew you'd come around. right....about....Jack and the poem. Andie: Do you have to be so immensely Dawson: That he meant to write it. forgiving? Do you have an ounce of meanness Joey: Well, he says he didn't and he has 1,000 anywhere in your body? At the very least it would reasonable excuses that all make sense make for our sibling squabbles more interesting. only....they don't make sense. I keep wishing that I Jack: Why make them interesting? I win them as just would have done what you told me and just they are. asked him if...um...*laughs at the situation* he Andie: It's just...been really hard. was gay. Jack: For both of us. Dawson: So why don't you? Andie: But you're better suited for it. Joey: If I ask him then he'll know that I've Jack: Nobody's suited for public ridicule, Andie. considered it. And if he knows that I've considered You just deal with it. it then it will always be there that I've considered Andie: I don't. When I first heard what happened it. to you in class, my initial reaction was resentment. Dawson: It's the elephant in the room syndrome. Of all the possibilities, you know, I didn't even feel The obvious but unspoken topic. The thing that's sorry for you. I just...thought, oh great, thanks, always lurking but never brought up. Of course, in when things finally seemed to be slowing down in your case, it's a gay elephant. my life, and now I have to deal with this. And Joey: You know, this isn't funny. everything that has happened to us in our lives Dawson: Sorry, I had to say it. just made me so afraid. And I didn't think anyone *Joey flops back on the bed.* could understand that, especially you. I mean Dawson: You have to ask him. I mean, if there's you're so strong and independent and then....and one thing that I've learned about relationships in then....*holds up folded sheet of paper* I read this. the past year is that they begin and end with Your poem. I kept one of the ones I tore down. It's honesty and if you want to save what you have 120 with Jack, *looks down* and I believe it's worth that what happened in that classroom was not saving, it's that you've got to be honest, you right. To make a student cry, to embarress him, to know? So, go. Go hunt an elephant. strip him of his dignity in front of his classmates, is *Joey gets up and slowly heads for the window.* not right. And while I do respect the system, I do Joey: Alright...thanks... NOT respect men like you, Mr. Peterson, I don't. I *She turns around and considers Dawson's can't. And I never will. Not after what you did. You behavior.* have a good afternoon. Joey: Thank you. *He leaves. Cut to Pacey sitting on a dock, alone, *She leans in and kisses him on the cheek and later that night. Andie walks up to him.* heads for the window. Dawson sighs. Cut to Andie: How'd it go? Dawson and Pacey sitting outside of the Pacey: As well as could be imagined. They're principal's office. Mr. Peterson walks in and looks suspending me for a week. Why'd you bother at Pacey. He smiles evily before he enters the coming down here? office.* Andie: Because I care about you. Pacey: Look at that guy. Tell me he does not Pacey: Do you? have it out for me. Andie: What kind of question is that? Dawson: Well, if he didn't already then he Pacey: It's a reasonable one, Andie. Do you have certainly does now. any idea what I went through today? Do you know Pacey: You know, maybe I should just do it. I how much I needed your support? should just apoligize. Andie: Pacey, I can't support everything you do. I *Dawson just sits there.* never will. Pacey: You don't think what I did was right, do Pacey: I don't need you to agree with everything I you? say, Andie. The world would be a boring place if Dawson: I can't judge. I wasn't there. you did. But what I do need to know is that Pacey: But would you have done it yourself? somehow, some way, you're there for me. Dawson: No. Andie: How dare you. I challenge one action of Pacey: And if I go in there and I can't apoligize. yours and you throw it in my face as if it's some Would you be ashamed of me? kind of weakness? Dawson: *smiles* In my lifetime, Pacey, I will Pacey: It's not just me! You weren't there for your never be ashamed of you. brother, either! *Mr. Milo comes out of the office.* Andie: Oh, yes I was. I apoligized to him and I Mr.Milo: Pacey, we're ready for you. was coming to apologize for you but for some *Pacey gets up and goes in. Inside, he walks over reason, I was struggling with it all the way down to the center of the room.* here. That reason has become crystal clear. Jack Principal: Mr. Witter, I trust that you've had ample is innocent, Pacey. What's happening right now time to put into proper perspective the events of he has no control over. But you. Pacey, you knew yesterday morning. exactly what you were doing in that classroom. Pacey: I have, yeah. Pacey: Well, what would you have me do, Andie? Principal: Well, the ball's in your court. We're all Just stand there and let Peterson do that to him? ears. Andie: There are other ways of handling-- Pacey: I should start my saying that I'm more Pacey: When I knew the whole time that IT WAS ashamed for what I did in that classroom MY FAULT. It was MY fault. Peterson knew that yesterday than anything I have done in my life. It he couldn't get the best of me so he went after was dead wrong and I have no case here and I'm your brother. If I hadn't of instigated him that sorry. However, I am not now, nor will I ever be, day...none of this would have happened. I did apolegetic for it's intention. Everyday we, the whatever I could to stop it. I had to stop it. students of Capeside, come to a place where you Andie: Why didn't you tell me that you felt guys are in charge. You tell us when to arrive, and responsible? when to leave, and when to move rooms, and Pacey: Because, Andie, you didn't want to hear it. when to eat. You tell us when we're doing well You just wanted me to clean up the mess. But and when we need to be doing better and we there are some messes you just have to live with. never, ever question it because we're afraid to. To I'm going home now. question it is to go against the belief that the entire Andie: Do you want me to come with you? system is built upon. The belief that you guys Pacey: No. Not tonight. know what's right. And I'm not afraid to tell you *Pacey starts walking home. Cut to the Icehouse. 121 Joey walks in while Jack is cleaning.* mean, I don't care, I would have dealt with it fine, I Joey: Hey Jack. promise. Just who wants to deal with all the Jack: Hey, where you been? I've been covering obvious and not obvious issues of a girl who's both shifts. dating a guy who turns out to be gay and it's just Joey: Are you gay? so hard. Jack: Excuse me? *Jack puts his hands on her shoulders and she Joey: Are you gay? You don't have to answer shuts up. They kiss.* right away. I just had to ask right away because Jack: Feel better? it's just been building up inside of me and there's Joey: You don't even know. Would you do me a just no easy way for a girl to ask her boyfriend if favor? he's gay so I know that you already explained to Jack: Yeah, what? me that the poem wasn't about a guy but I feel like Joey: No more poems for awhile. when we discuss it we never really discuss it and I Jack: You got it. No more poems. never really ask the one important question that *They kiss and then they hug and Joey's face is of you can feel free to answer any minute now so contentment and Jack seems to be deep in that-- though about...his sexuality.* Jack: No. I'm not gay. * Ending credits * Joey: Okay. You don't know what a relief that is. I

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*Dawson's room - Pacey is watching "Jerry grovel, and crawl to get it all back. And he was not Maguire" (he's suspended, you know)* sleeping on his best friend's floor. Jerry: *on TV* I'm starting a new company. The Pacey: I thought you said I could have the bed fish will come with me. You can call me tonight. sentimental... Dawson: I don't think so. *Dawson walks in* Pacey: Joey gets the bed. Dawson: Dawson Leery, personal homework Dawson: *laughs* Don't go there. carrier, has arrived. Apparently, just in time for a *Cut to Jen and Ty kissing in front of the school.* private screening in his home theater. Ty: I'll see you later. Pacey: Dawson, when my suspension is over Jen: Okay. tomorrow, I'll go back home, but until then, I'm Ty: Okay, bye! willing to risk you getting sick of me for invading Jen: Bye! your personal domain because hiding out here *Ty walks off and Dawson walks up to Jen.* and alienating you...beats the hell out of torture Dawson: Love blooms in Capeside. and death in the hands of my father at home. Jen: *laughs* God, I feel so silly. It's like I have Dawson: Well, I'm happy to help. I'm just saying this stupid Junior High crush. that I will be happy when my room returns to it's Dawson: It's great. I'm very happy for you. He original owner...and odor. So...Jerry Maguire seems like a really nice guy, too. again, huh? Jen: He is. Very cool. Pacey: Yeah, I'm running it on a continuous loop. Dawson: Great. It speaks to my current situation as a renegade Jen: Actually, um, feel like joining us? I'm moral crusader. So...what's new in the land of planning a little evening excursion tonight. higher education? Dawson: A bible party? Dawson: Well, pretty much the same old plus the Jen: Not exactly... ol' sexual identity crisis. *Cut to Joey digging in her locker and Jack's Pacey: How is Jack? standing behind her.* Dawson: Well, he seems okay. He's kind of Jack: How deep does this thing go? keeping a low profile. Joey: I can't find my econ. book. Pacey: And, uh...Joey? *She hands a book and a purse to Jack among Dawson: She's fine. many other things he's been holding for her as Pacey: Uh...Andie? she searches. He kind of hangs the purse off his Dawson: Um..last I heard she had run off to Bali shoulder.* with a Brazilian soap star named Diego. I hear Morgan: Oooh! Nice purse, McPhee! she's very happy, though, and tan. Would you just Jack: Oh! Let me know if you want to borrow it call her, you idiot? I can't believe you've let a week sometime, Morgan! go by without even talking to her. Joey: What a jerk. Pacey: Dawson, it's not that easy, okay? Andie Jack: Whatever. thinks I'm responsible for dragging another Joey: It would just be nice if the running McPhee scandal through the school quarters and commentary would come to a stop, that's all. I think she was being short-sided and selfish and Jack: And what? Give up my role as Capeside's insensitive so right now, we're at an impass. most talked about non-homosexual? Dawson: No, last week you were at an impass. Joey: You know what I mean. I mean, Jack you're Right now, you're just in avoidance. not gay. So what is the joy in talking about *Pacey sighs and Dawson sits down.* something that has already been refuted. Dawson: Right now, she's hurting and you care Jack: Ah, well, we're going to have to fight fire about her, Pacey. Just...apoligize. Swallow your with fire here. What do you say we make love on pride and get your girlfriend back. the student green? Pacey: I don't want to apoligize to her, Dawson! I *Joey stops, not in the mood for joking around.* stood up for something that I believed in and I was Jack: Wait, wait! Even better! We could end me. right! I mean, look at my man Jerry, here. His We could have a "going into the closet" party and mission statement. He took a stand. then everybody could come dressed up as their Dawson: And he lost everything. He had to beg, favorite straight person.

123 Joey: *laughs* Get to class, Straight Boy. analysis....it stunk. Jack: *gruff voice* Uh, uh, no. That's, uh, Bubba Pacey: So, as my teacher, you have no to you. comments or advice on how I might compose a *He kisses her on the cheek then walks off down poem more to your liking? the hall. Joey's face drops and Dawson walks up.* Mr.Peterson: Yes. Write better. From now on, Dawson: I know that look... people, your grades will be subjective, whim to my Joey: Yeah, okay, well you can still look but you personal taste. Those of you with talent, can't ask, okay? intelligence, and ability will have no problem and Dawson: Okay. Tonight, um, Jen has convinced the rest of you should come to terms with your me to tag along to this club that Ty likes. You inevitable failure. wanna come? *Cut to Dawson and Pacey in the cafeteria. He's Joey: I can't. looking at his poem.* Dawson: Okay. Pacey: He's setting it up to fail me. Joey: I'm sorry, um, thank you for asking. It's just Dawson: And you can't drop it because it's that, um, Jack and I have plans to study. halfway through the semester. Dawson: Ohh. Sounds like fun. Pacey: Bingo. Which puts me at about a 7.4 on Joey: We haven't been focusing too much on fun the "Screwed" Richter. recently. *Andie walks in across the cafeteria and takes a Dawson: Well, maybe you should. You know, seat by herself, glancing at Pacey.* invite him to come along with us. Or you could, Pacey: Or, make that 7.8. The phase of massive *laughs* I can't believe I'm suggesting this, just destruction. plan something for the two of you alone. Maybe Dawson: Go talk to her. even something...romantic. Pacey: She saw me. She could come over her. Joey: *surprised* Dawson Leery. I can't believe Dawson: Pacey. Go. you're giving me relationship advice. Pacey: I will. I just want to give it a second. Dawson: There are easier things in the world. *Cut to Jack sitting a table. Joey walks up and Anyways, I gotta go. hands him a piece of paper.* *He takes off down the hall and Joey has that Jack: What's this? "What-a-nice-guy-I-kind-of-wish-I-was-still- Joey: A menu. withhim" look on her face.* Jack: I realize that. Joey: Dawson! Joey: Look, if you don't like anything, just let me Dawson: Yeah? know. That's what I'll be cooking tonight. Joey: *chickens out and fakes like she forgot* Jack: For who? Nothing... Joey: You and me. We're going to have the *Dawson smiles and goes into class as Joey dinner to end all dinners. At my house on the scrunches her eyebrows and goes to her class. dock. And I was thinking...what it leads to from Cut to Peterson's Creative Writing class.* there....only the fates can say. Mr.Peterson: Miss Sullivan...Mr. Weinert...and, of Jack: That sounds romantic. course, Mr. Witter. Joey: Well, that's the plan, Stan. Pacey: Here. Jack: You're something else, Joey. I don't know Mr.Peterson: What a delight it is to have you what I'd do without you supporting me through all return. Tell me, did you think of us while you were this. on...hiatus? Joey: Well, it goes with the territory of kind of Pacey: Everyday. dating you. Mr.Peterson: *pointing to papers* What's that? *She kisses him on the cheek. Cut back to Pacey Pacey: It's all four assignments that I missed and Dawson. Pacey is watching Andie. He gets while I was gone. I didn't want to run the risk of up and walks over.* getting an incomplete on any of them. Andie: Hi. Mr.Peterson: I'll be sure to take your diligence Pacey: Hi. into consideration and this is your poetry Andie: You haven't called. assignment. I'm sorry you weren't able to get it Pacey: Last I checked my phone has an incoming back sooner! line. *Pacey looks at it, he got an 'F'* Andie: You left me stranded on a pier after telling Pacey: What exactly was wrong with this? me that I was weak and insensitive. I really wasn't Mr.Peterson: Well, in my educated, editorial up for talking to you. 124 Pacey: And you judged and abandoned me when whole evening. I needed you the most. I thought I'd wait for your Joey: No. Um, don't worry about me. I'll be fine. call. Um, I'll find something to do. Andie: My call? And I'd call and say what? Jack: Alright. Well, I guess I'll see you then? Pacey: For starters, "I'm sorry." Joey: Yeah, okay, yeah...I'll see you later. Andie: I agree. "I'm sorry," would be nice to hear. Jack: Thanks. Look, was there anything else you wanted Joey: Yeah, bye. because we really don't seem to be making any Jack: Bye. progress here. *Joey hangs up the phone and walks over to her Pacey: Well, Andie, I just saw you sitting over mirror and starts to take her hair down. Then, she here and I thought I'd come say hello. Any seems to remember something and she picks up progress beyond that I hadn't really considered. the phone and dials a number. Cut to the blues Andie: Well, consider this. Hello is typically club Jen and Ty were at last episode. Dawson followed by one thing. and Joey are following Jen and Ty.* *Andie closes her book and packs up.* Dawson: Okay, this place couldn't be seedier. Andie: Goodbye. Joey: Dawson, it's not that bad. I mean, it sure *She walks out of the cafeteria leaving Pacey beats sitting home feeling dumb. behind. In the hallway, she meets up with Jack.* Dawson: Yeah, but... Jack: What was that about? *They all sit down at a table, watching the singer.* Andie: I don't want to talk about it. I'm late to meet Dawson: So, Ty, I take it you come here a lot? Mr. Milo. Ty: Yeah, it's practically home. Jack: What do you mean? Waiter: What'll it be, Ty? Andie: Nothing. I didn't want to bother you. It's Ty: Um, four usuals. just that he's been calling for mom lately and I've Joey: What's a usual? been covering and finally he just asked me to Ty: It's, um, a surprise. A rather stiff surprise. come in, that's all. Joey: I, um, I'll have a coke. Jack: Andie, that's where I'm going. He asked me Dawson: Me too. to come in, too. I figured it was just more of his *The singer finishes the song on stage. Everyone good guy, counselor BS. claps.* Andie: I wonder why he wants us both to come in. Singer: Ty, honey, it's your turn. *Cut to Mr. Milo's office. A man is tapping his Ty: Duty calls. fingers against the desk. Andie and Pacey enter *He walks up onstage and takes a seat at the and Andie's eyes light up.* piano.* Andie: Daddy!! Dawson: What's he--What's he doing? *She runs and gives him a hug.* Jen: I have NO idea. Mr.McPhee: Hello, sweetheart. *He starts playing the piano for the song.* *Jack just gives him a cold stare. Andie is happy Dawson: Oookay... with his return. Cut to Joey packing napkins, Joey: Where'd he learn how to play like that? candles, etc. into a picnic basket. She's dressed Jen: Church? up. The phone rings.* Dawson: What is his deal? I mean, doesn't his Joey: Hello? religion frown on this? Jack: (other end) Uh...a romantic evening for Jen: Yeah, well, he's got issues. two? Joey: He's perfect for you! Joey: Yes. Jen: Thank you so much! Jack: I can't come. *Joey laughs* Joey: *concerned* Why? Dawson: Okay, can we just stop and comment on Jack: It's my dad. He came in from Rhode Island. the irony of the three of us sitting here? He wants to take Andie and me to dinner. Jen: Oh, you mean the proverbial, proverbial Joey: *confused* Well, that's good, right? triangle. Jack: Yeah, hardly. Milo called him. Told him Dawson: I mean, here I am, single, sandwiched everything that's been going on at school. So I in between two women who both dumped me. It's think I'm going to have to take a raincheck. pathetic. Joey: *disappointed* Uh, um, hey, well, that's Jen: Hey, look at me, I'm dating a bible-bumping completely understandable. hypocrite, okay? Jack: I'm sorry, Joey. I hope I haven't ruined your Joey: Hey, my boyfriend may be gay. 125 *They all laugh* song.* Jen: Bartender! Dawson: So, are you having a good time? Dawson: Three usuals! Joey: Actually, yeah. Joey: And hurry! Dawson: Good. *They laugh again. Cut to Pacey at the library.* Joey: Thanks. Librarian: These are the code of conduct finals Dawson: Yeah, me too. I'm sorry your plans didn't for every public job in the county including work out but...I'm really glad you're here. Jack is teaching guidelines. Not that I care, but why missing out. exactly are you doing this? *They keep dancing.* Pacey: Just trying to make the best of a bad Joey: You think he's gay, don't you? situation. This is going to take forever. Dawson: I never said that. Librarian: No, it's going to take...20 minutes. *Joey sighs like "Please."* We're closing. Dawson: Okay, the thought has crossed my mind *Pacey sighs. Cut to Andie, Jack, and their father once. at a restaurant.* *Joey raises her eyebrows.* Andie: So the doctor gave Mom this new Dawson: And commited twice. I don't know, you prescription. It's (missed word) but her behavior know better than I do. has noticeably improved. Oh, she'll be so happy to Joey: Yeah, I do! see you! Hey, I know! Tomorrow, I can make this Dawson: And do you know him as well as you fabulous breakfast and we can surprise her. Oh know me? and I made the honor roll! Joey: No, of course not. Not yet. I mean, I can't Mr.McPhee: You always make honor roll. read his eyes the way I can yours. Andie: Well, I made it again. So...Jack! Why don't Dawson: So, what are my eyes saying right now. you tell Daddy about the Icehouse? Jack's *He looks at her with his "complete-adoration" working at this great restaurant downtown, I hear look.* he's doing really well there. Joey: Um, I think what your eyes are saying is Mr.McPhee: You seem especially quiet tonight. how...comfortable it is for us to be here like Jack: Well, there's nothing to say. Everything's this...together....as friends. alright, I guess. Dawson: You're good. Mr.McPhee: That's not the case, Jack. If *They keep dancing as we cut to Jen and Ty everything were alright with the world, Mr. Milo watching them from the table.* would not have called me, insisted that I leave Ty: You know, I don't get it. They make such a work, drive to Capeside and disrupt my life. cute couple. Why would Joey want to be with a Jack: Well, sorry to bother you, Dad. fruitfly? Mr.McPhee: Are you gay, Jack? Jen: Jack's no fruitfly. Jack: Would you care? Ty: Oh, come on, Jen. He's playing for the other Mr.McPhee: That's not an answer and yes, I team. would. I think this family has enough problems. Jen: You don't know that. We don't need to add to them. Ty: Hey, if it looks like a duck, talks like a duck, Jack: And it would be a problem? quacks like a duck, it's a duck. Mr.McPhee: You're the only son I have now, Jen: Why does it even matter if he....is a duck? Jack. You don't have Tim to hide behind anymore. Ty: Well, it's his choice. If he wants to quack, People notice you now. more power to him. Andie: Daddy, I think you've made your point. Jen: See I don't think it's exactly a choice you Mr.McPhee: Andie, this doesn't concern you. And make. I will have made my point when your brother Ty: Well, see, that's what they want you to makes the appropriate response to the question. If believe. That it's not a choice. But, you see, Jack really loves this family and appreciates all everything in life is a decision. And all ducks that we've done for him he'd realize that we choose to quack and Jack's definitely a quacker. already have enough to deal with in the way of Jen: Are you kidding me or are you serious? problems that we can't help. And those that we Ty: Oh, I'm serious. Nobody has to quack if they can help, would be best resolved immediately. Did don't want to. I make myself clear? *Cut to Jack laying on his bed tossing a rubber Jack: Yes. ball against the wall and catching it. Someone *Cut to Dawson and Joey slow dancing to a knocks at the door.* 126 Jack: Come in. Mrs. Ryan, what's the chapter that condemns *Andie opens it.* homosexuality as a sin? Andie: Hey. Grams: I believe it's the book of Li-- Jack: Hey. Jen: Grams, stay out of this. Please, okay? I'm Andie: I'm sorry about tonight. He shouldn't have not going to let you two gang up on me, here. said those things. How can you have such a narrow view of being Jack: Well, it's okay. I don't expect any less. gay? Andie: Jack. He hasn't had it easy. Ty: How can your view be so narrowly liberal? Jack: Yeah and life here on Windsor's been a Jen: Ty, you're no Saint, you know that. bowl of cherries. Ty: I don't claim to be but one day, I'm going to Andie: Well, it's not going to get any better unless have to answer to the Big Man and so will Jack. he comes back. And if he's ready to take responsibility for his Jack: Andie, come on! actions then he can do whatever he wants. I just Andie: Well, it's true! I mean, we can not keep think that his kind is damaging to the world at watching over Mom and everything. We are too large. young for this kind of responsibility. Jen: I can not believe you. For you to just Jack: Then we'll get used to it cause he's not magically suggest that someone can decide going to stay. You're a fool if you think he is. whether or not to be gay is insane. Andie: But if we make him see that we all need to Ty: The facts don't lie, Jen! The gay movement be together then-- has been nothing but medically and morally Jack: WHY?! Why do we need to?! damaging to this country. Andie: Because he's our father. Jen: What?! Jack: Andie, we lost him when Tim died and then Grams: I've tried to stay out of this, but I can't, Mom got sick and he bailed. So what makes you Jennifer. think things are going to be any different now? Jen: No, no! I am not going to let you guys moral Andie: How do you expect him to accept you if majority me, here, when you don't even know all that's the way you feel about him? If you keep on the facts! resisting loving him, how's he supposed to love Grams: What I have to say is not directed at you, you back? Jen, what I have to say is for Tyson. If Jack is gay, Jack: I don't know and frankly, I don't care. As far he does not need your judgement, young man. as I'm concerned, you can spend the rest of your The Lord above will judge him, as he will all of us. life listing your accomplishments towards him, What he needs from you, from me, from everyone begging in his lap for a few meager signs of else in this world is love and tolerance. If anything, approval that he decides to toss your way but I that boy is feeling scared and alone and he will can't do that. need the understanding of his fellow man to help Andie: I don't think there is anything wrong for him through this. Let's save judgement for wanting my father to be proud of me. someone much more experienced than you. Jack: No, no, there isn't. But did you ever stop to *Jen smiles and stands up next to Grams, those wonder if you're proud of him? two ganged up on Ty. Cut to Dawson walking *Cut to Ty and Jen at Jen's house.* Joey home.* Jen: *handing her a plate* Thank you, Grams. Joey: You know, you didn't have to walk me Grams: I really like that Ty boy, Jennifer. home. Ty: That was a great sandwich, Mrs. Ryan. Dawson: Well, maybe I wanted to. How you Grams: Would you like some more milk, Tyson? doin'? Ty: No, no, no thanks. One's my limit. I'm driving. Joey: Mm. Okay, I guess. *Jen is sitting there quietly.* Dawson: Did the blues club just make you more Ty: Are you upset about something? blue? Jen: No. No, it's--you know what, yeah. Yeah, Joey: Yeah... actually I am. Dawson: Want to talk about it? Ty: Let me guess. The quacking ducks. Joey: It's stupid... Jen: How can you think that it's wrong? *She opens her door and Dawson follows her in.* Ty: Oh, I never said it was wrong, Jen. I just said Dawson: If it's stupid you're talking to the right it was a choice. person, okay? I happen to have a world of Jen: So you think it's okay? experience when it comes to stupidity. Ty: No. No. I think it's wrong. It's in the Bible. Hey, Joey: Can I ask you something straight-forward 127 and honest? school board meeting on Tuesday and I sent a Dawson: Yeah, you know you can. copy of that to every person on the board. I want Joey: Um...am I sexual? this man publicly reprimanded for his behavior. Dawson: What? Principal: I hope you know what you're doing, Joey: The thing is, um, I know that Jack's not gay Pacey. but he's obviously confused about something and Pacey: I'm sorry if I had to go around you it's always kept him at a distance and I was just Principal Marky. But I was just trying to do the wondering if he chose me because...I'm safe. best I could with my given said circumstances. Dawson: Safe? *He walks off. Cut to the McPhee house. Joey: Look at me. I'm Joey Potter, virgin at large. Mr.McPhee comes down the stairs with his I don't really have any experience with men or suitcases.* relationships or sex. Andie: Daddy, where are you going? Dawson: Joey, you are extremely sexual. Mr.McPhee: I have to get back. I have three Joey: But you didn't see it. I mean, you fell for meetings this afternoon. Here's names of some Jen, sex machine. I was something else to you. nurse companies for your mother. We'll get help in Dawson: Joey, I was just stupid. It took me time here for ya. to see what was there. Andie: Well, can't you stay any longer? Joey: And what was there? Mr.McPhee: No, I'm sorry. It's not possible. Dawson: What was there was one amazingly, Andie: But you said we'd discuss it and we sexy girl. Joey, your sexuality is in everything you haven't yet. do. Your wit, your intelligence, your anger, your Mr.McPhee: Andie, don't get emotional. I'll be fiestiness. I see it more and more everyday. back in a few weeks. You're blossoming and it's amazingly sexy. Jack: Don't bother. Joey: Thanks, Dawson. Mr.McPhee: Excuse me? Dawson: Look, I don't think the question is why Jack: I said don't bother coming back. did Jack choose you. I think the real question is Andie: Jack. Daddy and I are talking right now so why did you choose Jack? please just let us talk. *Dawson walks towards the door.* Mr.McPhee: Would you like to explain your Dawson: Goodnight. comment? Joey: Goodnight, Dawson... Jack: You don't want to be here so don't bother *Cut to the principal arriving at school and Pacey's coming back. We have everything under control. waiting.* Save yourself the gas mileage. Pacey: Principal Markie! Mr.McPhee: I will not suffer that tone from you. Principal: Pacey. Judging from your tardiness You understand me? I work too hard. record, I didn't think you rose before 10. Jack: Oh, that's always the excuse, isn't it? You Pacey: Well, rising requires sleeping and I didn't work too hard. Well, I could care less how hard get a chance to do that last night. This is for you. you work. What's the sense in trying to support a *He hands her some papers.* family you don't even care about? Principal: What is this? Mr.McPhee: Alright, that's it. Goodbye, Andie. I'll Pacey: It's a document I prepared. I checked out call you in a few days. the state bilaws on professional antics for *He turns for the door but Jack runs for it and teachers and turns out, Mr. Peterson's in violation slams it shut, blocking his path.* of almost every one. Jack: No, no, no! You're not going anywhere! Principal: What's your point here? Mr.McPhee: Get out of that doorway! Pacey: *reading* All educators should maintain Jack: No! This is one conversation that you can't professional relationships with all students in a run away from! You don't want to talk about Tim's manner in which is free of indictiveness, death. Or Mom being sick or even why she's sick. recrimination, and harassment. Want me to keep You trust the reality of why your daughter's been reading? on and off prescription drugs for the last two Principal: What are you suggesting? That I call years. That's fine, too. *yelling and crying* But we Mr. Peterson to my office and give him Saturday are going to talk about me! detention? Mr.McPhee: YOU CALM YOURSELF DOWN! Pacey: No, you don't have to do anything. That Jack: No! I will NOT calm down and I will NOT be folder contains over 20 other testimonies from quiet! You want to resolve this then ask me again. students that I gathered last night. There's a Mr.McPhee: Ask you what? 128 Jack: The question! Ask me the question again. Mr.Peterson: Please. You didn't really think I'd Ask me if I'm gay. Ask me. appear before some collection of idiot parents and Mr.McPhee: You are not gay. have them tell me what I've done wrong for the Jack: Yes. I am. You know it. I see how you look past 30 years. I'd rather eat dirt. I was planning on at me and I know, you know. Think about the way retiring in 6 months but your action gave me every that you treated me and the way that you treated reason in the world to make an early exit. Tim because he was the real son and I was Pacey: Mr. Peterson, this may feel a little late in different. And as hard as you've tried to stamp it coming but I am sorry. out and ignore it, I have tried HARDER. I have Mr.Peterson: That stunt was one of the most tried harder than you to be quiet and to forget it admirable moments of your life. Don't ruin it with and to not bother my family with my an apoligy. problems.*walks over and sits on the stairs, Pacey: You are unbelievable, man. What is it crying* But I can't try anymore because it hurts. inside of you that makes you so damn mean? I'm sorry, Dad. Andie, I'm sorry. I don't want to be Mr.Peterson: Mr. Witter, as awful a man as you going through this, but I am. find me to be, you came here to learn from me. *Andie goes over to the steps and sits with him, Pacey: I have learned, sir. I've learned that comforting him.* respect is not commanded through fear. It's Mr.McPhee: Stop crying, both of you. I said stop earned through compassion. crying. Mr.Peterson: Then tell me this. Should I respect Andie: Leave! you? You're responsible for ending my career. Mr.McPhee: Andie, this is between Jack and me. Where is the compassion in that? Andie: Not anymore it's not! Just leave. Get out of *He leaves, leaving Pacey alone in the classroom. here! Cut to Jen on the swing in her yard. Ty walks up.* *He leaves and Andie goes to comfort Jack, still Ty: I come in peace. Nursing my wounded ego. crying on the stairs. Cut to Jack walking outside of Hoping for redemption. school. He spots Joey and runs up to her.* Jen: Ty...this just isn't going to work out. I'm sorry Jack: Joey, hey! but there's too many differences and I can't seem Joey: Hey! You survived dinner. to get beyond some of your inherent views. Jack: Barely. Hey, listen, can we make some Ty: So we can't disagree? I thought a relationship plans to see each other tonight? was about growing together. If you think that my Joey: Sure. Calling in your raincheck? beliefs are wrong, teach me. Show me another Jack: Yeah, I really need it. way. Joey: Okay. So I guess until tonight, then? Jen: Ty, it's not that easy. Jack: Okay. Ty: Well, relationships aren't easy. All I'm saying *They kiss quickly.* is I'm open-minded. My narrow-minded ways are Jack: See ya. open for discussion. What about your liberal Joey: Bye! views? Are they open? You are a smart, beautiful *Cut to Jack and everyone reading a sign on girl...can't we just see what happens next? Peterson's door. Pacey walks up.* Jen: Well, you certainly have a charm, don't you? Pacey: What's going on? *Cut to Pacey walking out on the student green. Jack: No Peterson today. We're supposed to go He spots Andie, who spots him. Andie closes her to study hall up in the library. book and gets up and walks towards Pacey.* Pacey: Mm. Andie: I've been looking for you... Jack: Um, Pacey! I've been meaning to tell you Pacey: No, actually, I came to talk to you.. something for awhile. Thank you. Andie: No, before you say a word, Pacey, I need Pacey: Your welcome, man. to say something. I want to apoligize. *Pacey keeps walking and looks in the room and Pacey: No, I came to apoligize. sees Peterson sitting at his desk. He goes into the Andie: No, I should be the one. I've been treating room.* you so unfairly. Pacey: Why isn't class in session? Pacey: No, but I hurt you with my little crusade, Mr.Peterson: Oh, you didn't get the latest okay? I never thought about how it might effect update? Your favorite teacher's leaving this god- you. I just got obsessed. forsaken institution. Andie: Wait a minute, why do you get to be the Pacey: I don't get it. You haven't even gone only one who apoligizes? before the board yet. Pacey: Why are you arguing with me about it? 129 Andie: Because I failed you. Joey: This is where I say "Uh, oh" right? Pacey: I was self-riteous to the point of alienating Jack: Look, Joey, I don't really know where to everything I cared about. start.. Andie: But I forced you to live up to these Joey: Just be honest with me. I mean, this unreasonable expectations. time...just be honest. Please. Pacey: Okay! McPhee, shut up and let me Jack: This morning I told my father I was gay. apoligize, okay? This last week without you has Joey: So you are. You're gay. been a living hell and I don't ever want to have to Jack: Well, I, I mean, I'm not-- go through another moment like that. I'm sorry, Joey: You're not gay? McPhee. Jack: No. Andie: You're forgiven, Pacey. Joey: Part gay? Pacey: It's your turn now. *Jack laughs* Andie: It's just that I molded you into this person Joey: No, um, please don't laugh at me. I don't that I thought you should be and I did it to my know what you're trying to say, um, you're gay? father, too. I thought it was what I needed, you *Jack nods sort-of crying. Joey starts nodding.* know? I place this unfair burden on people just so Jack: When I wrote that poem, it clicked they can save me from myself but I realize I don't something inside of me that has been quiet for so need a knight in shining armor. I need a partner. long and it made me realize that whatever it is I'm Someone I'm proud to love and who's proud to going through is not going to go away. Maybe love me back in spite of all my faults and it's you. ever. Joey, I care about you so much. You've You're the one, Pacey. I'm sorry. been such a good friend to me which is why I can't Pacey: How come your apoligy was so much stand the thought of losing you, but I don't want to better than mine? I always lose to you, Andie. hurt you either. *They kiss.* Joey: I, um, I know the rest. Thank you for being Pacey: I take that back. I'm definitely the winner honest with me. here. *Jack reaches across the table and grabs her *Cut to Jack walking towards Joey who is lighting hand.* candles outside of her house for their "dinner".* Jack: Thank you for being you. Joey: Heyyy! You're early! I haven't finished *Cut to Andie eating her dinner at her house. Jack lighting the candles and the foods still inside. walks in. She gets up and they hug. Cut to *The kiss again (quickly)* Dawson laying on his bed watching television. Jack: Wow. Joey, this is magnificent. Joey crawls through the window. Dawson looks at Joey: Yeah, I'd be pretty impressed if I were you. her with confusion. She starts crying and walks Jack: You shouldn't have done this. over and lays her head on his chest and cries. Joey: I wanted to. Dawson kisses the top of her head and she Jack: I know, but you shouldn't have. continues to cry and then ending credits.*

130 Be Careful What You Wish For

*Dawson's room - Pacey walks in* *Cut to Mitch cooking pancakes in the Leery Pacey: Dawson, what's up? I came over as soon house and Gail walks into the kitchen and is as I got your message. surprised to see him.* Dawson: I'm freaking out. *grabs clock* Gail: Mitch? Pacey: Why? What's the problem? Mitch: Hey! You remember my tradition of *Dawson tosses the clock to Pacey* cooking Dawson breakfast on his birthday, right? Dawson: It's almost midnight. Gail: Well, of course, but I just thought that-- Pacey: Yeah...it's your birthday. In a couple of *Dawson walks in* minutes you're going to be 16. Congratulations, Dawson: Dad? man, this is a major turning point. Mitch: You didn't think that I would forget, did Dawson: And I am eternally lost as a species on you? The usual for our favourite customer. this planet. Dawson: Thank you. It's nice to have a bit of Pacey: Oh, this is going to be bad... tradition this morning. Dawson: I'm about to be 16 in a matter of minutes Mitch: Um, speaking of which, I have to talk to and I'm still...me. The same whiny, adolescent, your mom in private for a second. About birthday bigtalking, small-doing loser that I was a year ago. stuff, strictly confidential. Pacey: C'mon, Dawson, that's not true. *They walk out onto the porch.* Dawson: It's completely true! I mean, think about Mitch: Look, uh, I know we haven't discussed it. Every single person that I know is growing up it...in the events of the past year, but we usually and moving forward in some way. I mean, Joey is give joint birthday presents and I had an idea... busy finding herself. You've got this whole stable, Gail: You know, you're a little late for this, Mitch, I dogooder, boyfriend thing. Jen is...not necessarily already bought Dawson a present. I'm giving moving forward but at least she's moving. Even Dawson his first car tonight. An Explorer. my parents are getting new lives! But me, I'm in Mitch: Well, that's a big decision, Gail. Don't you the exact same place I was one year ago. think it's one we could of made together? Pacey: Yeah, but you're turning 16, Dawson. *Cut to Dawson eating his breakfast looking out Rejoice. This is a good thing. You're getting older. towards the door which was left open slightly and Dawson: But there doesn't seem to be anything he can see his parents arguing. Gail says ahead of me. More of the same. I'm stagnet. No something about how she's paying everything, the wonder Joey dumped me. I mean, the only thing I bills, etc. Cut back out on the porch.* accomplished last year was realising my feelings Mitch: Look, I know that I should contribute more for her and I couldn't even hold on to her. She financially, but I put the restaurant plans on the dumped me. For a gay guy. *laughs* Can we talk back burner and I have looked into substituting at about this whole gay-man-straight-woman thing? the high school. There's got to be something going on there that *Cut back to Dawson listening to them arguing. we're not seeing. Cut to the Icehouse. Joey's sitting on the counter Pacey: You're right, Dawson. It's all part of the and Pacey is sitting on a stool next to her.* evil gay plan to keep the species from Joey: Let's go over this one more time. repopulating. Pacey: Okay. I invite Dawson out to dinner with Dawson: I would keep an eye on Andie if I were Andie and me tonight. I'll keep him occupied until you. about 9 o' clock, and which point, we'll make up Pacey: C'mon, Dawson. You need to stop looking some lame ass excuse about how we have to call to movies for all the answers to life's questions. it an early night. Then, we'll drive back to his Okay? What you need to do is figure out what it is house where... in life that you want and make it happen! Okay? Joey: I'll have set up the most fabulous surprise Be definitive! party ever. I hope. Dawson: You're right. I need--I need definitive Pacey: I'm sure it'll be fantastic. Testimonial to answers. Joey's the answer. I had her, I lost her, true friendship. The party to end all parties. From and now I'm going to get her back. How's that for now on, the Leery house is going to be known as definitive? the Delta house of Capeside. *Dawson walks out his bedroom door and shuts it Joey: Thanks. I don't know why I'm so nervous. leaving Pacey in the room. Pacey sighs.* I've never organised a party before.

131 *Jack walks in. Joey doesn't say anything to him. to be the glue to hold the family together and I He notices and turns back around and leaves.* guess I was the most-likely candidate. Pacey: Listen, Joey, not to pry or anything, how Therapist: Well, I'm not surprised that you started are you doing? I mean, now that you've had time to feel a bit overwhelmed. to process. Andie: Yeah, um, I felt like I was juggling all these Joey: God. Everyone keeps asking me that in balls in the air, you know? And if I dropped one, these solemn tones. Like I've just come down with they'd all come crashing down, and, um, then I'd some terminal disease. I mean, Jack's the one start thinking about everything all at once and I'd who's going through something. I mean, yeah, I get these panic attacks when my heart was racing admit, at first it was obviously a shock but I mean, and I couldn't breathe... I'm fine. Really. It's just... Therapist: Andie, Andie. Tell me something. *Joey makes facial languages that convey that it's Forget about saving everyone and even forget nothing. Cut to Jack, outside of the Icehouse by about your family for a minute. What is it that you all the tables. Abby and two friends walk up.* want? What do you wish for? For yourself? Abby: Jaaccckkk, are you serving lunch yet? Andie: I wish I could get rid of all my worries. You Jack: Um, yeah, in about 10 minutes. Hey, here's know? And be one of those people who just sails some menus you can look at in the meantime. right through life. You know? And they do what Abby: Great, we're completely starving. they want to do, whatever makes them happy and Kelly: Aren't you that guy? they don't care what other people think about Jack: What? them. Kelly: The first guy to ever come out of Therapist: Well, then, why couldn't you? I'm going Capeside? He was the one who wrote the poem. to give you a prescription, Andie, but not for a Jaycee: Oh my God! You're the gay guy! drug. I prescribe for you one night of imperfection. Abby: In the flesh. *Cut to the Icehouse. Bessie hands Joey Jack: *uncomfortably* Yeah.. something.* Abby: Jaycee, Kelly, this is Jack McPhee. Bessie: Here. You can get out of here early. I'm Capeside's no longer ambiguous resident. sure you want to get changed before going to Kelly: You know, I think it's so great that you Dawson's. came out and you're only 16. You know, I totally Joey: Believe me, Bess. It's not going to take me watched Ellen through that whole tumultuous year very long to get dressed. It's not like I have to get and, well, she didn't come out until she was, like, all gussied up for anybody seeing as though I've 40. turned Jack off from women completely. Jack: Um, can I get you guys something to drink Bessie: Joey, you know that's not true. while you're looking over those menus? Joey: I know. It's not true. I mean, intellectually, I Jaycee: You know what I just realised? You're the know that it has nothing to do with me. It's-- first actual gay person that I've ever met. Bessie? What am I supposed to do now? Abby: It is such a total waste because I mean, Bessie: You paint. You concentrate on your art you're a total babe. and yourself. I mean, you broke up with Dawson Jack: You know, I'd take that as a compliment if it because you wanted to find yourself...and then wasn't coming from Satan. you went straight into a relationship with Jack. *Jack walks off and Abby follows him* Now's your chance to do what you set out to do. I Abby: Jack, you have got me all wrong. I am not mean, look. Any girl would be acting the way you even one of his helpers. do right now under the circumstances. I mean, I Jack: Well, then, I guess I should compliment you think you're handling it with an amazing level of on that clever disguise you've been wearing for maturity. the last couple of months. *They hug. Dawson enters.* Abby: We got started off on the wrong foot. True, Dawson: Joey, hey. I need to talk to you. I may have been flawed in the past but, I mean, Joey: Sure... sometimes people can surprise you. You should *Joey gets her coat and heads out of the Icehouse know a little bit about that yourself. with him..* *Cut to Andie in therapy.* Joey: What's up? Therapist: It sounds like you've had a lot on your *Cut to Ty putting ribbon on Dawson's present.* shoulders for a 16-year-old girl. Jen: Well, looks like you can add arts and crafts Andie: Yeah, well, after Tim died and Mom, you to your list of talents. know, it seemed like there needed to be someone *Ty laughs. Jen walks behind him by the sink and 132 turns around and looks at him.* soulmates. Joey, you and I were meant to be. Ty: I can feel that. Period. The end. Cue happy ending music. Jen: What? Joey: No...look, Dawson. Do you remember why Ty: You. Watching me. I mean, you think you're we broke up in the first place? It wasn't about you crafty, but I know. I can feel your eyes on me. at all and it certainly wasn't about Jack, it was Jen: You can not. about me. How I had things I needed to figure out. Ty: Sometimes. Can't you? Dawson: Things that you were willing to figure out Jen: Nah, I don't know. I've never really tried. with Jack but not with me. Ty: Close your eyes. Joey: No, Dawson! We can't talk about this, you *Jen closes her eyes and Ty looks at her.* know why. Ty: There. Can you feel me looking? Dawson: Joey! If you and me aren't meant to be Jen: No. Not yet. together than I don't know anything. I wouldn't *Ty leans in closer.* count on snow today. Ty: Now? *He walks off. Cut to Joey, later that night, at the Jen: No... Leery house, stirring punch. Bessie walks in the *They kiss. They break apart and laugh.* kitchen.* Jen: I was peeking. Joey: I can't believe I'm throwing a surprise party Ty: Uh huh... for someone who hates me right now. *They start kissing again, Ty breaks away.* Bessie: Just relax. I'm sure everything will work Ty: Uh, morning? Kitchen...Grams. itself out. I mean, Dawson's out right now with *Jen looks at him confused, kind of suspicious. Pacey, enjoying his birthday, by the time he gets Cut to Dawson and Joey walking along a pier.* here, he'll probably be in a great mood. Joey: Oh, it's freezing out. I just wish it would *Cut to Dawson staring gloomily out of the window snow already. of the patrol car Pacey's driving. Andie's in the Dawson: I know. back seat.* Joey: Hey, remember what we used to do when Andie: I have always wanted to sit in the we were kids? backseat of a cop car. Hey! I know! Let's turn on Dawson: What? Make a wish on the first the sirens! snowfall? Pacey: I don't think that's the best idea, Sweetie. Joey: Uh huh. And it always came true. Andie: (making siren noises) Whoo-whoo- *They stop at a roasted peanut vendor* whoowhoo- whoo-whoo! Book 'em, Dann-o! So Dawson: Two. this is what it's like when they cart you off to Joey: Well, except for the time we wished for a prison, huh? horse, a million dollars, and a trampoline all in the Dawson: Depends. There's different types. same year....I was greedy, what can I say? There's the state-regulated ones and then the *They laugh. They pay for their peanuts.* ones that you're trapped in when your life is going Joey: Thanks. nowhere and everyone else is moving forward. Vendor: Enjoy it. Pacey: Took a happiness pill this morning, did *They walk off.* we, Dawson? Dawson: Snow is just so...hopeful, you know? Dawson: No, just a dose of bleak reality. No Joey: Yeah. Hope is good. So...what are you offense, but have you noticed my only birthday hoping for? plans are to play third wheel to my friend and his Dawson: I'm hoping that we can get back to the girlfriend? way we were. Pacey: Okay, listen, buddy, on any other day of Joey: Me too. And I've been trying to get our the year, I'd be more than happy to talk to you friendship back on track-- about this, but since today's your birthday, why Dawson: I'm not talking about just our friendship, don't we try to concentrate on the positives, Joey. Look, I can't deny the truth which is plainly alright? and simply, I want more. I want you back. Andie: HEY! STOP THE CAR! Joey: (shaking her head) Dawson... *Pacey slams on the brakes.* Dawson: I was so confused last night but then I Pacey: What? What'd we hit? realised that the only thing that makes sense in Andie: Nothing. Just make a U-turn I saw a really my life is you and I know that it's still there cool place back there. between us. I felt it during the whole Jack saga Pacey: Uh, Andie? Could we please keep this and I know that you feel it, too, because we're impulsive streak that you're trying to indulge 133 tonight from killing everybody in this car? Please, your charm. honey? Andie: Part of my charm. Not all of it. Remember Andie: Um, doctor's orders! 'Member, Pacey? we're having fun? Besides, (missed name of You promised I could cut loose tonight. therapist) said I need to let my 'it' out to breathe Pacey: Yes...I did, didn't I? Okay. some fresh air for an evening. *Pacey backs the car into a parking lot and makes Dawson: What exactly are you letting out for an a U-turn. Cut to Jack outside of the Leery house evening? fixing his new front-part-slicked-up-by-gel 'do. He Andie: It's what (therapist) calls your 'it'. It's the enters the party and Abby and her friends are part of you that holds your purest impulses and standing next to the door.* desires. It doesn't care what anyone thinks. It just Kelly: Oh my God! Jack...you look...amazing. wants what it wants. Abby: Wow. It's like a transformation from Dawson: And what do you think it wants? Johnboy to John-John, all in a sharp, dippity-do. Andie: Well, I think it's about letting go of all your Jack: It's no big deal. I put a little gel in my hair. pre-conceived notions of how you're supposed to That's pretty much the extent of it. talk or how you're supposed to behave and just Abby: I guess when you get gay, you get style. I letting loose for once. wish I would have nabbed you one sexual Dawson: I could certainly learn something about preference ago. letting loose. I mean, look at me. I'm sitting in a *Jack just looks at her funny and walks off. Cut to bar and I'm drinking a straight Coke. Jen taking Dawson's presents into a room. Ty *Pacey raises an eyebrow.* walks in behind her.* Andie: We could do it together if you want. I Jen: Hello, Ty. mean, it might be good for both of us to get a Ty: Excellent, you're learning. little...wild tonight. Jen: Uh huh. Pacey: Try not to get to wild while I'm away at the *They kiss. Ty pulls away.* washroom, alright? Jen: Okay, explanation. *Pacey walks off and the waitress comes to their Ty: What? table.* Jen: First this morning and now? That's two Waitress: Can I get you guys anything else? kisses that you've bailed out on. Andie: Yeah, um, I'll have another Coke and Ty: Okay, it's just that we've been getting closer, could you tell the bartender to put a little more rum you know? in it this time? Jen: I know. It's called dating. Dawson: Yeah, me too, I could barely taste the Ty: I realize that but when does it stop? rum in mine. Jen: You're kidding, right? Waitress: Oh, sorry about that! I'll have him Ty: Jen...you...you turn me on and the closer we double up on the shots the next round to make up get the more you turn me on. for it. Jen: Is that such a bad thing? Dawson: Thank you. Ty: All I'm saying is that it's possible that things *She walks off.* could get out of hand. Andie: (excited) Ahhh! I've never drank before!! Jen: Really? How out of hand? Dawson: Never. Ty: I'm serious. *Andie excitedly turns back and watches the Jen: We've barely made out and you're already stage. Cut to Jack out on the porch. Abby comes worried about things going out of hand? Sweet...in out.* a very 1956 sort-of way. Abby: So..how does it feel to be the one who set Ty: Yeah? Well, how 1956 is this? this little (missed word) on it's heels? *They start kissing again. Cut to Andie, Dawson, Jack: Why do you keep talking to me? I don't like and Pacey at a club. Andie slips off her coat you, Abby. revealing a red spaghetti-strap dress. Pacey Abby: Well, that's because no one likes me. I'm notices.* an outcast. Welcome to the club. Pacey: Wo! Who are you and what have you *Jack laughs and walks back towards the door to done with my girlfriend? go inside.* Andie: She's been here all along. Just trapped Abby: This whole thing is just ridiculous. There's beneath the bondage of Gap clothing and a good- no such thing as gay anyway. girl complex. *Jack stops.* Pacey: Well, the good-girl complex was part of Abby: It's just the name people came up with to 134 persecute the normal inclination to go both ways. My name is Andie. Jack: What do you--What do you mean? And my brother's the one that's Abby: Well, we're all bisexual, don't you think? gay. We're all just sexual animals under God. This pure My other brother died. atomical society would think our natural impulses And my daddy ran away! are something to be ashamed of when it's really But I'm still Andie. those kind-of attitudes that are the And my boyfriend makes me randy embarressment. His name is Pacey, *Cut to Pacey, Andie, and Dawson at the bar, AND MY MOM'S GONE COMPLETELY Andie and Dawson are obviously drunk.* CRAZY!!!! Waitress: How are we doing? Yeaah I've got thebluesssssssss! Dawson: I think we're ready for another round. Dawson: Sing it sister! Andie: Sounds good to me! Andie: Sometimes you swear Waitress: Okay, two more coming right up. you were born to lose! *She walks off.* Dawson: Pacey: How many Cokes are you guys going to Oh, we got the bluesss! swill tonight? Now it's time to put on *Dawson and Andie both shrug drunkedly.* my dancing shoes! Employee: Well, alright, as you can probably tell, Whoooooo! Yeaaaaaaaaahh! Alright! it's open mike night tonight so who wants to come Oh, I've been restless, hopeless up here and sing the blues for us? and confused, Dawson: I know a little something about the This girl that I told you about, blues. She's been on the move, Andie: Alright! C'mon, then! Let's go! She's at my surrrrprise party Pacey: Uhhhh...I don't think that's the best idea, where everyone I know is at right don't you, sweetheart? now, Andie: Sure it is! And when I show up late *Dawson and Andie walk up on stage.* they're GONNA HAVE A COW! Pacey: Ohh boy... Yeah I got the blues! *On the stage.* I swear sometimes Dawson: Alright, boys, the blues! We were born to lose! Andie: No, brother man, *The band starts playing the blues and Andie WE got the blues. starts dancing and Dawson adjusts the mike and Andie & Dawson: We got the blues! laughs. Then, they starts singing.* Dawson: Sometimes you know, (lyrics to song Andie & Dawson singing) You were born to lose! Ohhhhh yeah.

Dawson: *Everybody claps. Andie and Dawson walk back My name is Dawson Leery. to their table. Pacey gets up and gets Andie's I'm feeling kind of weary. coat.* Today is my birthday. Pacey: Well, what do you say we end this You all look a little blurry. evening on a high note and get off to that not-so The girl I cared for, surprise party. Left me and ran away, Dawson: I think we're having a dirty, no-good Straight into the arms of, A GUY THAT TURNED OUT TO BE GAY! time right here. I got the blues! Andie: Hear, hear!!! Yeah! Today I woke up feeling like *Pacey sits back down.* I was born to lose! Pacey: What's gotten into you two tonight? Yeaaah I got the bluuuuueeesss. Andie: Well, it's his birthday! Somedays you're born to lose! Dawson: That's right! Here's my friend Andie, she's going Andie: So what do you want to do next? to sing you a song because she's *Pacey takes a drink of Andie's Coke.* got Pacey: So you guys have been drinking! the blues!!!! Dawson: Excuse me, waitress! Make it a double Andie: this time with just a splash of Coke. You know 135 what, I think a splash is too much, make it just a *Jen angrily whips around surprised.* spla. No shhhhhh at all. Jen: My history?! Andie: No sh. Ty: Jen, we're types of people and just as I'm Waitress: Before I bring you anything else the likely to be found in church on Sunday-- bartender asked me to check your IDs. Jen: I'm more of a Saturday night slut?! Andie: *laughs* Check our IDs?! You should of Ty: I didn't say that. done that, like, 5 drinks ago because you know Jen: Then how come I have never felt more like what? We are 16 years old!! one? *Dawson laughs and puts his finger to his lips *Cut to Jack standing alone on the stairs inside "shush"ing Andie.* the Leery house. Abby walks up to him.* Andie: No, we are! And you know what? You, Abby: His own party and he's not even here yet, Little Missy, have just broken the law! You could what a guy. lose your job over this! Not only could you lose Jack: Do you really think it's true what you said your job but you guys could lose your liquor earlier? About everyone having bisexual license! And, you know what, this is my boyfriend inclinations? and his father is the town sheriff and how would-- Abby: Oh, absolutely. Pacey: No, no. *Cut to them in Dawson's room.* *He taps Dawson on the shoulder, who's been Abby: You know, the Dawson and Joey's of the laughing this whole time, to get up.* universe are pretty advanced for their age but with Pacey: Hey, she's kidding. It's a joke. It's a joke. all the time they spend examining their navals, *Pacey's dragging them out of the bar.* you'd think they'd be more open to the Andie: No, I'm not! I have my ID right here. possibilities. Wanna see it? *Jack lifts up his shirt a little and looks at his Pacey: Let's go. What were you thinking, huh? naval.* *Cut to the party. Mitch walks towards Gail by the Jack: You know, you're right! There's a whole punch bowl.* world of possibilites in there. Mitch: So I was out in the garage and I saw the *They laugh. Abby looks at hers.* Explorer. Very beautiful. A nice gift. Except I only Abby: In here, too. thought that Dawson's first car would be more like *She sits down on the bed.* the one I had when I was a boy. Like some old Jack: Yeah, maybe you're not Satan after all. Of jalopy or something. Of course it's your decision. course, I don't think Satan has a belly button. Gail: It seems that most of the decisions that *He sits down next to her.* came with the marriage are mine these days, Abby: Well, us outcasts have to learn how to stick except, of course, the decision about the marriage together. itself. *Cut to back downstairs, Joey walks by carrying a *Cut to the Explorer in the garage with bowl when Dawson, Andie, and Pacey burst steamcovered windows. All of a sudden in a through the door.* Titanic-like scene someone's hand hits the glass. Dawson: SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Cut to inside the car, Jen and Ty are making out.* *Dawson and Andie head for another room and Ty: Okay, okay, we have to stop. I can't do this. Joey walks up to Pacey.* I'm sorry Jen. Joey: You're late. This party's a disaster. Jen: You should be. Pacey: Don't get me started. Ty: It's not entirely my fault. Joey: Are they...? Jen: Oh, really. What role am I playing in your Pacey: Yes, rum in Cokes, they got past me. personal inner struggle? *Cut to Andie and Dawson standing on top of the Ty: You're tempting me. kitchen table dancing.* Jen: That's a load of crap. Joey: C'mon you guys. Ty: I'm sorry, Jen, but as attracted as I am to you. Andie: What? You wanna dance? I don't believe in pre-marital sex and no matter *Joey helps Dawson down and Pacey grabs what you say or do is not going to convince me Andie. Cut to Joey leading Dawson down a that it's right. hallway.* Jen: Who said anything about sex? Dawson: HEY! It's my birthday! I can do whatever *Jen climbs out of the Explorer. Ty follows.* I want to do! Ty: Jen, I mean it's perfectly clear that your Joey: Yeah, but we need to go where your history of kissing isn't just kissing! parents can't see you. 136 *Dawson stumbles on the stairs and Joey helps Out. He's in, he's out! He's in! He's out! In, out! him up. He spots some people on the stairs.* Nice hair by the way. And then, of course, there's Dawson: HEY! WHAT'S UUUUUP? my Joey. My sweet, precious Joey. The only 16- Joey: We're going to get some coffee in your year-old in the world that needed to find herself. system. God knows it probably won't help but it's But you know what? That's okay. I accept it. You the only thing I can think of right now. need to find yourself, and I accept it. Dawson: I've got the blues, Jo. Do you know *He turns around.* anything about the blues? Dawson: (cont.) So Joey! Joey? Joey: More than I care to. *He starts looking everywhere, under tables, *They walk into Dawson's room to find Jack around people.* kissing Abby. Dawson starts laughing hysterically. Dawson: (cont.) Excuse me? Where's my Joey? He plays the air guitar* Joey! There she is! There's my Joey! Dawson: (singing) *He walks over to her and kisses her. She pushes THE GUY I WAS TALKING ABOUT, him away.* WHO SAID HE WAS GAY, Joey: Cut it out, Dawson! I KNOW SATURDAY, *He falls into the cake. Cut to Dawson throwing up HE DECIDED TO SWING BOTH WAYS!!!!!!!!!! in the sink and Andie hunched over the toilet.* *Dawson falls back on his bed playing air guitar Andie: Oh, God. This is all my fault. Or is it my It's and Abby's laughing.* fault? Is it my fault? Jack: Joey. Dawson: I've learned one thing from my iniation Joey: I can't deal with this, okay? into the evils of alcohol. Be careful what you eat *Joey leaves and Jack follows her out.* because you're going to see it again. Dawson: (singing to Abby) Sometimes you were Andie: And again and again and again. Oh, God, born to lose. I swear I am never drinking again.Oh, God, I am *She laughs. Cut to Joey coming down the stairs. so mortified at my behaviour tonight and to think Jack's following her. Abby's following him.* your parents saw me this way! Jack: Joey! Dawson: I swear if I survive this night, and if any Abby: (to Kelly and Jaycee) Not so gay anymore. of my family or friends every speak to me again, I Jack: More gay than ever. swear I'll never let another drop of alcohol touch *Cut to Gail bring Dawson's cake over. Dawson my lips. walks in.* Andie: And if you ever see me pick up a drink, Gail: Aw, perfect timing, honey, I was just about please remind me of how I'm feeling right now. to call you as soon as I lit the candles. Dawson: Deal. Dawson: What? Time to make a wish? *Dawson and Andie quickly look at each other Gail: Dawson, honey, have you been drinking? before hunching over to puke again. Cut to Gail Dawson: Time to make a wish, okay...let's make going out on the porch with Mitch.* a wish. Mitch: Have we completely screwed up our son's *Everyone's quiet and listening to him.* life? Dawson: I wish..I wish that my mom never slept Gail: No, he's 16 years old. You remember being with her co-anchor. I wish that my father would 16, don't you? stop talking about actually getting a job and go out Mitch: All to well. and get one! I wish the two of you would stop your Gail: Well, I'm taking the Explorer back to the petty bickering and at least pretend to be the dealer tomorrow. His behaviour tonight shows me adults around here! I wish that my friend Pacey that he's not ready for the responsibility of a new would just end this transformation of this car. It was, I admit, possibly not the soundest Astudent, do-gooder, all-around sanctamonious decision that I've ever made. teen angel and would go back to what he does Mitch: We could, um, go in on some old car best which is make me feel good about my life together if you want. when his is supposed to be worse. And then Gail: Sounds like a plan. Maybe we could cover there's Jen Lindley with her drunkenness and her the down payment and he could work to pay off revolving boyfriends and her wild, wicked ways. I the rest. Maybe he'd learn something about the want to party with you! Ah, and then there's Jack value of money and mistakes. McPhee. Jack McPhee who likes guys but doesn't Mitch: Well, I guess we're all still learning about mind stealing my girlfriend! Tonight, ladies and that. gentlemen, starring in his very own version of In & *Cut to Jack walking down the dock towards 137 Joey.* Ty: Look, I know it sounds complicated. I'm Jack: Hey. struggling with the fact that I am a teenage guy Joey: Hey. You know, it's bad enough that I with all of the struggles that go along with that. organised the world's worst surprise party, Jack, Desires that are in direct opposition to everything but Abby? I mean, after what she did to your that I've been taught to believe and when I'm with family and everyone else...I don't know, I guess I you, all sense of reason just flies out of my head just thought that if you were to go straight again because you're so beautiful and sexy and I want you would chose someone like...Cindy Crawford you so badly. I am so sorry that I hurt your or something. feelings tonight. Please understand that this is Jack: Everyone's been telling me how okay they about me and has nothing to do with you. are with me coming out. You, Pacey, that (missed Jen: Ty, this has everything to do with me. I liked word), that guidance counselor... you. Joey: I'm sorry for being so accepting...would you Ty: Yeah, I know. rather everyone just turn against you? Jen: No, you don't! I mean, I really liked you. And Jack: No, it's--she said some things tonight that despite what you may think about my past made me feel like I was just like everyone else. I experiences, my kissing you tonight was not my guess I just saw what I could have become, this desire for something more. It was for something whole thing, someone on the fringes like Abby. pure, something that I haven't felt in a long time, Joey: So if we hadn't of walked in... and you ruined that. Jack: I still would've stopped. I knew it from the Ty: Maybe..maybe someday when I deal with my minute I started that I was--that I am gay. baggage maybe this can work out. Joey: You know, Jack, I think everyone feels Jen: Anybody that can make me feel like this alone and wants to be normal and I don't think doesn't deserve a maybe. anyone really ever does. *She shuts the door in his face. Cut to Dawson Jack: I don't want to be singled out, you know? laying on his bed. Joey walks in.* Like I have some scarlet 'G' on my chest. You Joey: Hey. know? The Ellen of Capeside. Dawson: Hey. Joey: We're all going through the painful process Joey: How you doin'? of growing up. You just have this extra layer of Dawson: Oh, I'll be fine...after the room stops difficulty but you're incredibly lucky to have people spinning. who support you. Don't lose sight of that. Joey: I'm sure you'll be better in the morning. Jack: Yeah...I guess the thought of being Dawson: God, Joey, whatever I said I am so gay...seemed like such a lonely thought. I just sorry. I was a complete idiot. don't want to end up alone. Joey: Don't worry about it, Dawson. I forgive you. *Cut to Jen walking into her porch where Ty is I mean, even you are allowed to make a few sitting there, waiting.* mistakes in this world and I'm sure that everyone Ty: I don't think we should see each other else will forgive you eventually, too. You pretty anymore. much told the truth anyway. Jen: So you waited on a freezing cold porch to tell Dawson: Yeah, but the way I did it....God, I am so me something that was perfectly clear two hours lonely. I'm 16 years old and I'm so hopelessly ago? lonely. Ty: I just need to explain myself. Joey: Is that why you got drunk? Jen: No, you don't. You have natural, God-given Dawson: Yeah...Jo, why did you break up with impulses that everybody in your life has told you me and run straight to Jack? are wrong to follow. So instead of growing your Joey: Because he wasn't you. Look, it was never own conscience you try to drag me through your about looking for something better, Dawson. It own grief and I'm not going to stand for it. was about looking for someone who wasn't so Ty: Jen! Jen! You need to understand that all my close to me. Where I could tell where I ended and life has been about the church. The beliefs, the he began. I mean, our lives have always been so teachings, they're all I know. intertwined that in many ways I feel like you Jen: So let me get this straight. You're a Christian partially invented me, Dawson. And that scares but you like to booze it up and you like to party, me so much. I need to find out if I can be a whole right? You judge people for being gay and you go person without you. I need to find out if I can be a around saying heterosexual sex is the way of the whole person....alone. lord but you won't actually have heterosexual sex. Dawson: Well, do it quickly, okay? 138 Because....God, I love you. at Dawson and gets up and walks towards it. *Joey closes her eyes trying to keep control and Outside it's snowing. Joey watches the snow, Dawson closes his, falling asleep.* closes her eyes and makes a wish. Ending Joey: (whispers) I love you too, Dawson. credits.* *She looks out towards the window and then back

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*Dawson's room. On the television, Devon *She follows Jack out the window.* (Rachel Leigh Cook) playing Sammy rows her Joey: It's showbiz, Dawson! boat down the creek. Cut to Joey laying on her Dawson: Joey! Joey!! stomach on Dawson's bed with tears in her eyes. Joey: Get over it, Dawson. You're not my type. The movie ends.* You never were. Dawson: Well... *Joey and Jack are gone and Dawson's face turns Joey: Well, (sighs deeply), I don't think I can find to a look of horror.* the words. Dawson: Noooooooooooooo! Dawson: I mean, keep in mind that it's a rough *Cut to Dawson sitting up in his bed at nighttime. cut and everything. Just tell me. Be honest. It was only a dream.* Joey: In my entire life I have never been this *Cut to film class with the new teacher. Dawson unequivically moved by words and moving images and Jen are in the class.* onscreen. I mean this is the type of movie going Miss Kennedy: Great filmmakers have always experience that not only enlightens and inspires asked questions, taken risks. They're not afraid to but it could change the way people look at their make the audience think, feel, even if it makes lives, their world, their universe! them squirm in their seats a little. The truth has Dawson: God, Joey, you have no idea how much that effect on us. So...how does this movie make that means, especially coming from you. you feel? Jen? Joey: No, there's no doubt about it. Jack McPhee Jen: I think that the Capra is a little too sacran, will be one of the great filmmakers of our you know? I think his characters are too generation. I mean, think about it, Dawson. We unrealistic like "Gee, whiz, isn't life great?" knew him when! Dawson: I think that's a misconception though. I *Joey gets up off the bed* think Capra's films are actually pretty dark. I Dawson: (confused) Wait a minute, Joey, I mean, when you meet John Doe, the Gary directed this movie. Cooper character's a participant in the plight of the Joey: Spielberg, Corsazi, Seleni, Burdenen, common man. McPhee! Miss Kennedy: Good, Dawson, what else does Dawson: Joey, what are you talking about? You his character represent? were there! I directed it! Look! (takes film out of Dawson: Optimism. I mean, the hero wasn't the VCR) Creek Daze, a film by (confused) Jack innocent which leads you to believe that the future McPhee?! has hope so the antagonist is cynicism. *Jack enters through the window* Miss Kennedy: I agree. Good films are complex Joey: (to Jack) Honey, there's only one word to and ambiguous. They're full of darkness as well describe you. Brilliant. as light. I think this film is about how things should *Jack laughs.* be. Joey: No, genius! Dawson: Or should be. Jack: Honey, you will not believe what happened. *The bell rings. Cut to Dawson and Jen walking I ran into Steven Spielberg in the cafeteria. He out of the class and down the halls.* offered me a job! I'm going to Hollywood! Dawson: I was sad to see Mr. Gold leave but *Joey and Jack start kissing and Dawson stands Miss Kennedy is like... there looking at them completely confused. They Jen: Every 16-year-old male's wet dream. stop. Jack gets down on one knee.* Dawson: No... Jack: Will you marry me? Jen: (doubtful) Mm-hm. *Dawson looks at Joey amazed at this.* Dawson: It's more like hero-worship with her. I Joey: Yes! mean, she's the real deal. The reason she's here *Jack gets up.* is she's taking a sabbatical to write a major Dawson: Wh-wh?! You're gay! screenplay for TriStar. Jack: I guess not! Jen: Great. Now you've got somebody around *Jack and Joey start kissing again.* who's opinion actually carries some weight, huh? Jack: Let's go! We'll, uh, send you a postcard Dawson: Yeah... from Tinseltown. Jen: So you showed her Creek Daze yet? Dawson: Joey! What about us? Dawson: No.

140 Jen: Dawson... a Frank-enstein...ooooh, Leo, as in DiCaprio. Dawson: I'm afraid she'll think it's amateur hour! Jack: (laughs) How completely bizarre is this? *Mitch, substituting at the school, walks up behind The other week we were dating and now... them.* Joey: I know. It's a little strange. Does it bother Jen: Show it to her. It's ready. you? Mitch: Hey. Jack: Actually, um, no. You? Jen: Hey. Joey: (truthfully) No, it doesn't bother me. *Jen walks off.* *Cut to Pacey and Andie walking down the Mitch: Hi Dawson. docks.* Dawson: Mr. Leery. Andie: Why not?! Mitch: (hurt) Come on, you can call me Dad. Pacey: Because last year a bunch of punk kids *Dawson motions him to follow him into an empty threw water balloons at me and then a bunch of classroom.* jocks knocked the booth over. And being coerced Dawson: It's awkward enough to have you as my with the threat of death to run the safety booth for English teacher but if people hear me call you the Capeside Police Department is not exactly by Dad, I'm going to get beat up after school. idea of a rockin' good time. *Mitch laughs* Andie: I looked up to our safety mascot when I Mitch: Come on, it's not that bad. was a kid. Dawson: It's great that you have a job you enjoy, Pacey: And you wonder why they called you but when we're in school, just pretend like you Andie McGeek on the playground? don't know me. Andie: Okay, you were not supposed to repeat *Dawson yawns.* that. Mitch: Not sleeping? Pacey: (laughs) Listen, a stuffed animal named Dawson: No. I'm having nightmares. It's like I'm Skippy, the safety dog, is not going to dissert kids stuck alone in a dark theater watching my life go from doing drugs. by on the screen and all the coming attractions Andie: No, Captain Skippy sends out a positive are box-office bombs. message. It's completely worthwhile. Mitch: What happened to my son? The eternal Pacey: This is a democracy. If a two-year-old optimist? child doesn't want to sit in a safety seat, he Dawson: People move on. The only person you shouldn't have to! can really count on is yourself. It's--I've spent the Andie: Pacey. last few weeks trying to change things that I have Pacey: Okay, that was a bad example but you absolutely no control over. One thing I know for know what I mean. certain is that I want to be a filmmaker and that's Andie: Look, there's supposed to be a fortune all that matters to me. So no matter what I have to teller at the fair and I really want to know my make that happen. fortune. *Dawson exits the room back into the hall. Cut to Pacey: Andie, what is it with you and all this Joey sitting at a table drinking a Diet Coke in the mumbo-jumbo, crystal crap? It's a scam, alright? lunch room, checking out guys in the lunch room.* Andie: Okay. If you do the Captain Skippy booth, Joey: Loser....Pervert...Serial then we can (she whispers something in Pacey's Killer...Airhead...okay, Jack, it's your turn to rate ear.) the guys in the lunch line. *Pacey smiles.* Jack: Look, Joey, I appreciate your attempt to Pacey: (in a gruffy voice) Hello boys and girls, this bond with me and my new identity, but I'm not is your old friend, Captain Skippy, here. going to check out guys with you. *Cut to the Winter Fair. Jack is messing with the Joey: Why not? There's nothing sexual about it. pictures on the art exhibit him and Joey were It's a superficial, idiotic, ridiculous, fun way to putting up.* spend the lunch hour. Jack: So, tell me, Miss Potter, are these a still life Jack: Are you okay? collection from your earlier works? Joey: I'm bored with this school, with work, with *Joey's in a daze* this town. Also, with myself. I mean, this is the Jack: Hm? Joey? most amusement I've had in weeks. *She snaps out of it.* *Jack laughs. Joey looks back over to the lunch Jack: (laughs) Where were you? line.* Joey: None of your business. Joey: Conceited...Too Pretty...ooohhh, definitely Jack: Ah, I see, lost in X-rated thought? 141 Joey: No... is a very dangerous thing. Jack: Come on, tell me. Andie: But don't you think if you knew what was Joey: Okay, but promise you won't laugh? coming up, if you knew what to expect, then you *Jack crosses his chest like he promises.* could at least be prepared for it? Joey: I was thinking about kisses. Pacey: I think that you should save your money, *Jack starts laughing.* Blondie. The all-powerful Paceydini will predict Joey: Forget it! your future. I see a tall, dark, handsome man who Jack: No, no, I'm sorry. It just sounds funny is occasionally brilliant and often self-effacing coming from a girl who decided to throw away coming into your life and sweeping you off your relationships in pursuit of her true self. feet. Joey: I know. I mean, sometimes I'm sorry I ever Andie: Well, good. Then I have something to look said that. I mean, I'm being honest with you here forward to. to the point of utter humiliation, I miss the kissing Pacey: Funny. Very funny. Have I told you how part. And I'd like to think that I'll get kissed again funny you are? before the millenium comes and goes. *Cut to Madame Zenovich and Joey and Jack in a Jack: It'll happen. dark tent.* Dawson: What'll happen? Madame: Five dollars. *Dawson has walked up.* *She blows smoke in Jack's face and he coughs Joey: Nothing. slightly and Joey looks uncomfortable as she gets Dawson: Okay...well, I guess I'll see you guys her money and hands it to the fortune teller.* later... Madame: I see a 'C'. Do you know a Carrie? Jack: No, why don't you stick around and help us *Joey shakes her head no* set up? Madame: Claire? Connie? Cory? Casey? Joey: Yeah, stay! Caroline? Dawson: Nah, I'm helping Miss Kennedy with the Joey: I know a Carol, but I haven't seen her since sound and film exhibit so... kindergarden. *Dawson walks off.* Madame: She's telling me that she borrowed Jack: So...Frank? Leo? something of yours. Does that mean anything to Joey: Dawson's definitely a Leo.. you? Jack: Dawson seems a little moody lately. Joey: I don't know, she might have borrowed a Joey: I know. I can always tell when there's pencil or something... something wrong with him but it doesn't seem like Madame: Yes, she has your pencil. he wants my help right now. I can't get our *Joey looks disappointed. Just then, a gentle friendship back on track and I miss him, you breeze comes through the tent and the wind know? chimes make noise.* Jack: Give it time. I'm sure he'll want you back in Madame: Mmm...there has been much pain in his life, trust me. In the meantime, why don't we your past. Too much loss for one so young. find out when that elusive next kiss is going to find You've put up walls to protect you from harm but it's way to your lips. by doing so, you cut yourself off from new Joey: What? opportunities, new adventures. You must say yes *Jack points to a tent with a sign outside that to every opportunity that comes your way. reads "Madame Zenovich". It's the fortune teller. Joey: So what about my future? Cut to Pacey with Skippy the safety dog puppet Madame: What do you want to know? on his hands talking to Andie.* Joey: What's going to happen? Pacey: (in a gruff voice) And remember, kids, if Madame: You'll come to a fork in the road. You'll you have sex, protect yourself. Do it where you have to choose which path to take. can't get caught, you know? Joey: Well, how will I know which to choose? Andie: Uh huh, mm-kay, come on, why don't you Madame: You will be safe if you follow your heart. come get your fortune told? Joey: Anything else? Pacey: Because I don't want to go in there, have Madame: A tall, dark man will come into your life. that lady take one look at me, and predict Joey: (happy) When? Armageddon, death, and destruction on a global Madame: Soon. level. The end of the world as we know it. *Cut to Dawson walking with Miss Kennedy* Andie: I thought you didn't believe in them. Miss Kennedy: So when do I get to see this Pacey: I don't. I just think the power of suggestion cinematic masterpiece of yours? 142 Dawson: How did you know I made a movie? *Colin walks off. Jack hits Joey playfully on the Miss Kennedy: Your father brags about you in arm.* the faculty room. Jack: Let me get this straight. Your destiny walks Dawson: Oh, God... up to you, introduces himself, and you send him Miss Kennedy: Your father says that you're going packing? You can really turn on the Ice Queen to be one of the next great filmmakers of our time. comments when you want to. Dawson: Mitch tends to exaggerate. Joey: What? Jack, I'm not looking for a boyfriend, Miss Kennedy: Really? You mean because he's anyway. I'm looking for myself, my future. already rented a tux for the Oscars? Jack: Well, maybe he's a sign. A sign to get that Dawson: Oh, shoot me now, please. pre-millenium, no strings, no commitment kiss? Miss Kennedy: Well, if you're not going to show it Come on, the guy has experience. I mean, take a to me, at least tell me what it's about. chance. Have an adventure. Dawson: It's a romance. Joey: That's what the fortune teller said to do. To Miss Kennedy: Really? Something else we have say yes to every opportunity that crosses my path. in common. I'm writing a romantic comedy for Jack: And throw conscious to the wind. Come on. Columbia. Go talk to him. Dawson: I know..I heard. I know I'm going to *Cut to Jen helping Grams set up a booth with sound like a naive film geek for saying this, but quilts and other decorations.* you being here has really given me a lot of hope. I Grams: I appreciate your help, Jen. I know that mean, you grew up in a small town like this. It's you must have better things to do. just being a filmmaker has always been like this Jen: (laughs) The funny thing is, Grams, that I impossible dream that--it's just the fact that you're don't. here, that really kind of inspired me. I don't know. I Grams: Are you sure you can't work things out just wanted to say that. with that nice, young man Ty? Miss Kennedy: Do I make you nervous? Jen: Nope. Sorry. Looks like we're both destined Dawson: No. Nah. It's just--I don't know, I guess to see the future as single women, Grams. I'm a little intimidated by you. Grams: Ohh... Miss Kennedy: Sometimes people mistake my *Jen is folding a quilt and she looks over at a ambition for arrogance. It's just that when I first booth and the old guy at it is looking at Grams.* started out, I had to do it on my own. I guess it just Jen: Grams, Grams, don't look now, but that guy kind of toughens the exterior. over there at that booth is totally checking you out. Dawson: Yeah... Grams: Oh, don't be silly. Someone checking me Miss Kennedy: I should have guessed your film out, the very idea! was a love story. Jen: No, I swear to God, he's coming over here Dawson: Really? Why'd you think that? right now! Miss Kennedy: You have quite the romantic *The old guy, Whit Hupley, walks up.* spirit, Dawson Leery. Whit: Evelyn Ryan! Whit Hupley. *Cut to Jack and Joey walking back towards the Grams: Lord in Heavens, I thought you were art exhibit.* dead. Joey: Five bucks to tell me a tall, dark stranger Jen: (under her breath) Great pick-up line.. was going to come into my life. Whit: Look at you. It must be...30 years. Jack: And hopefully he's a Leo, not a Frank, Grams: Has it been that long? right? Whit: Look, why don't we have dinner together Joey: I can't believe I spent five of my hard, and I tonight and catch up on old times. mean hard earned, cash to hear that-- Grams: Oh, no! Really. I-I-I-couldn't, but thank *Joey is stopped when a tall, dark man who's you, really, Whit. been looking at her paintings interrupts.* Whit: Well, if you change your mind, you know Colin: Excuse me? Are these yours? where I'm at. *Jack looks at Joey and Joey tries to talk, but just *He walks away.* nods.* Grams: What? Colin: These are quite good. Hi. I'm Colin Jen: He's very sexy. Grams! I saw the look in his Manchester. eyes. He was having impure thoughts about you. Joey: Hi. Grams: Oh, stop it! Stop that talk right now. Colin: (looks at Jack and back at Joey) Well, *Cut to Joey looking at photographs on an exhibit. good work. She turns the corner where Colin is.* 143 Joey: You know your work is really quite Colin: Photograph you? remarkable. Joey: (disappointed) Sure. Colin: Thank you. *Cut to Jen looking at a clothespin with a bow on Joey: Joey. Joey Potter. it.* Colin: Can I buy you a cup of hot chocolate Joey Jen: What is this? Potter? Grams: It's a decorative clothespin to put on open Joey: That would be lovely. Thank you. potato chip bags. Colin: Cool. Let's go. Jen: Of course it is. Grams, he's coming over *He walks ahead of her and she turns around and again and if he asks you to dinner, say yes. smiles and Jack and he smiles back and she *Whit's back carrying a rose.* follows him. Cut to Dawson and Miss Kennedy in Whit: I won't take no for an answer. You wouldn't a room. Dawson's looking at the rolls of film.* make an old man eat alone. Dawson: This is incredible. You've got Charlie Grams: Actually, I would. Alright, alright, dinner. Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Harry Leningdon, where'd Whit: Great. Yeah, I'll meet you here at 8 o'clock. you get these? *He turns around to leave but turns back and Miss Kennedy: I had them sent down from the hands Grams the rose. He walks off. Grams turns Boston archives. You really are a true film buff, around and her face falls.* aren't you? Jen: Grams? What? What's the matter? Dawson: Oh, obsessed, actually. No one's ever *Grams shakes her head no.* understood my tunnel vision. It used to bother me Jen: If it makes you feel guilty about Gramps, but now, I don't care. Nothing really else matters. then it shouldn't. I know he'd want you to go on Miss Kennedy: Yeah, I can relate, I'm pretty with your life. obsessive about my writing. I think it shows in my Grams: No, it's-- work, as I'm sure it does yours. Jen: What? What is it? Dawson: Um, speaking of my work, I was Grams: That part of my life is over. There are wondering if you would... certain things that you have to say goodbye to. I Miss Kennedy: Watch your film. I thought you'd mean, look at me. I graduated from high school never ask. with Whit Hupley, and I look old enough to be his *Cut to Joey walking with Colin.* mother. Joey: My mother was an artist and one of my first Jen: You know, I think it's time to introduce you to memories of my life was her all covered in paint some wonderful women that I know. with this serene look on her face. But I just Grams: Who? recently began taking lessons. Jen: Miss Clairol and Este Lauder. Colin: Wanna sit? *Cut to Pacey in a police outfit in a huge Joey: Sure. doghouse with the Skippy puppet on his hand and *They sit down on a bench.* his other hand over his mouth to cover up him Colin: Look, please don't take this the wrong way, talking for Skippy.* but are you even aware of how unbelievably Pacey: (gruff voice) Remember, kids, Captain beautiful you are? Skippy says never talk to strangers, always wear Joey: You know you're an incredibly your safety belt, and memorize your address and photographer, when did you start taking pictures? phone number. Colin: I don't know. I can't remember. I've always Kid: Captain Skippy, you're a great big, smelly been fascinated with faces. How differently they jerk! appear in certain light and I made a discovery that Pacey: (gruff voice) I know you are but what am I. there are a few faces that can exute a million Kid: (mocking) I know you are but what am I. different emotions at once. That you can stare at Pacey: I know you are but what am I. (gruff voice) for hours like a work of art. And now, Skippy takes big nap. Bye-bye. Joey: So you're a freshman at the Art Institute? *Cut to Andie at the fortune teller. She's holding Colin: Joey, you have the most unbelievably her hand to examine her palm.* sentuous lips. Kind of like Carol Lindbargh's. Andie: So what do you see? *Joey laughs.* *Madame Zenovich looks up with fear and wind Colin: Look, this may be way out of line, but do blows the candle out. Cut to Pacey walking you think there's any way I could--do you think it towards Andie coming out of Madame would be possible that I could-- Zenovich's.* Joey: Yes? Pacey: (gruff voice) Hey, Andie, you won't believe 144 it. (He notices she's upset) Hey. What happened? Colin: You can wear anything you want. Just What's wrong? think of this as a chance for you to try on a Andie: Nothing, um, I'm fine. I'm just going to go different side of your personality. You know how for a walk. do you want to see yourself? *She walks off and Pacey stares after her. Cut to Jack: This one. Right here. This is it. Joey going to sit down by Jack at a picnic table.* *He's pointing to a black feathery number. Cut to Jack: Hey, what happened? Joey standing looking unhappy while the camera Joey: He wants to take my picture for his photo flashes.* collection. He's a freshman at the Art Institute. Joey: I feel like a drag queen. Jack: Where? Jack: You look great. Joey: Community Arts Building. I guess there's Colin: Alright, loosen up now, Joey. Now give me some costumes and stuff backstage. a little bit of attitude. Attitude. Jack: What do you know about this guy? *Joey is moving her black feather boa around and Joey: Nothing. And I don't want to know about making different faces.* him. I don't want to know if he has a girlfriend or a Jack: Yes! foot fetish or a wrap sheet. And he doesn't know Colin: Yes! Excellent! Alright, you're a Madonna, anything about Joey Potter, waitress strutting herself on stage. extraordinare. He's an artist. He's different. He's *Joey flings the boa over her shoulder and life experienced. Maybe I'll learn something from smiles.* him. Colin: Good! Keep that up! Alright, Marilyn Jack: What? The art of french kissing? Monroe singing "Happy Birthday" to JFK. Joey: It's not about that, Jack! It's about *Joey turns around and looks over her shoulder expanding my horizons. I'm having an adventure. and smiles.* I'm having fun. Colin: Excellent! Yes! Jack: And I'm going with you. Jack: You're the ghost of Catherine and you're Joey: Jack! waiting for Heathcliff at the end of Wuthering Jack: No, there's no arguments! This guy could Heights! be a tall, dark psychopath. Colin: Good one. *Cut to Dawson and Miss Kennedy watching Jack: Thanks. Dawson's movie.* Colin: God, she's beautiful. Are you two just Devon (aKa Sammy): I'm not in love with him. friends? He's my best friend. You. You are some baracuda Jack: Yeah, just friends. who needs someone to keep her bed warm. Colin: Good. Excellent, Joey. Give me one more Abby (aKa Kim): You don't even know the first of those. thing about me! And before you make me into the *Cut to Joey in a new outfit: a leopard coat over a role of the wicked temptress who's trying to black outfit, posing in numerous ways.* seduce your non-boyfriend at least get your facts Colin: That's it! That's it, Joey! straight! I told you I am a virgin! *She's sitting on the edge of a chair.* Devon (aKa Sammy): Oh, please, we Colin: Now, come down. Creeksiders may be provincial but we're not *She slides down to where she's sitting sideways stupid. in the chair. Cut to Joey in a new outfit. It's *Cut to Jen's house. She's coloring Grams' hair.* suspenders with a shirt under them and a hat on. Jen: Now, Grams, this is the 90s and women The first picture she has a rose between her teeth. today have to protect themselves. You do have One picture she takes one of the suspenders off.* contraceptives, don't you? Colin: That's it, Joey! That's it. You are fabulous! I Grams: (starts to get up from the sink) That's it. can not wait to get these developed! I'm not going. *They hug* Jen: Oh, I'm kidding! I'm kidding! Get back here. I Joey: Thank you. predict that this will be an evening filled with *As they were hugging Joey signaled Jack to oldfashioned romance. Anyways, Whit seems like leave. They stop.* a really cool guy. I'm sure he has Trojans in his Colin: You are one diva. wallet. *They stand there for a minute, Joey's obviously *Grams mouth drops open. Cut to Joey looking at wanting a kiss, but Colin walks away. Cut to Jen outfits at the Community Arts place.* going through Gram's clothes.* Joey: So...what should I wear? Jen: No, nope, no, no, no, definitely not, nope. 145 *Cut to a timelapse and Jen is finishing up the Jack: What? makeup on Grams.* Joey: He wanted to meet you after the fair so I Jen: Grams, dating is just like riding a buck. All told him you'd meet him at the fire at 11. you have to do is get back on. (she turns her Jack: You what?! Why?! towards the mirror) Believe me, when he takes Joey: Because he's nice, he's smart, he's one look at you, he won't want to do much talking. attractive. What's your problem? Go out with him! *Cut to Pacey at the Winter Fair. He walks up to a Jack: Look, just because there's a second table where Madame Zenovich is.* homosexual in Capeside, it doesn't mean that I'm Madame: You should come to see me, young obligated to go out with him, Joey! man, and get your fortune told for only five dollar. *Cut to the movie finishing while Miss Kennedy Pacey: Just curious, when somebody comes to and Dawson were watching it.* get their fortune told, why can't you just say Dawson: So, what'd you think? something nice? Something reassuring? Because Miss Kennedy: It's fine. I gurantee you that's what they want to hear. Dawson: Fine? Madame: Then that would not be the truth. If one *Miss Kennedy nods.* asks for the truth, they must hear the answer. Dawson: Come on, your opinion is really Pacey: Well, I'm not asking. important to me. I really want to learn so.. Madame: I think I will tell you anyway. I see a Miss Kennedy: You want my honest opinion? young man that wears a mask that is not his own. Dawson: Yeah, don't hold back. To the world he is strong and confident, but Miss Kennedy: Are you sure you want the truth? beneath the mask is a little boy. Afraid of the Dawson: (hesitant) Yeah... world, afraid of everything. He knows that Miss Kennedy: Okay, then I'm not going to everything he has is lying on a deck of cards. sugarcoat it, Dawson. I think your film is Even the tiniest gust of wind could knock it all completely uninspired. I mean the production line down. is flat, the storyline is non-existent, even your *Pacey gets up and walks away. Cut to Joey dialogue is not believable. leaving and she's walking by Colin.* Dawson: It needs more work, I know that. Colin: There's something I wanted to--Nah, forget Miss Kennedy: It lacks emotion of any kind and it. It was nothing. sends no message to the audience. Joey: What? Dawson: If I cut the B storyline? Colin: There's something I wanted to-- Miss Kennedy: It won't help. It's a proposterous Joey: Yes? soap opera about a bunch of teenagers who talk Colin: Is your friend Jack dating anyone? too much. I mean, we've seen it before. All that *Cut to Joey back at the art exhibit with Jack.* selfaware, self-referential, hyperboles, filled with Jack: So, what happened? cliches that are disguised as send-ups. It actually Joey: Well, he probably would have thrown me on borders on plagerism. the ground and made passionate love to me if-- Dawson: This is only my second film though. I'm Jack: If? still learning. Joey: He wasn't gay. Miss Kennedy: Look, Hollywood's tough. They Jack: What? don't hand out rejection with a box of chocolates. Joey: He compared me to Madonna and Marilyn It's real, it's harsh, and it hurts. You're sweet, Monroe, talk about your red flags. Dawson, and you're just the type of person Jack: What? Hollywood eats for breakfast. And it would break Joey: He's gay. As in three-dollar bill. my heart to see that happen to you. Jack: You're kidding me. Dawson: Thank you for your honesty. Joey: No. And Jack...you really need to develop Miss Kennedy: I'm sorry Dawson. some gaydar. *Cut to Jack sitting down by Joey and handing her Jack: Yeah...and I hear they're giving a training a cup of hot chocolate.* class on that down at the community center! Joey: Thanks. Joey: I'm sorry. I'm new at this. Jack: I'm sorry, Joey. I overreacted. I know that I Jack: You? What about me? People look at me should be moving forward with this whole sexual like I'm about to start tap-dancing to Bette Midler identity but the truth is I'm just not ready. Not yet. albums. Joey: Well, we've got a whole lifetime of Joey: Well, this should cheer you up. It turns out adventures ahead of us, right? Plenty of time for a tall, dark stranger's coming into your life. romance. 146 *Jack kisses her on the forehead.* Grams: Mm-hm. Jack: Plenty of time to be kissed. Come here. Jen: I'm so sorry. I should never have pushed you *They snuggle up together. Cut to Dawson into going out with him.I had no idea. Are you walking sadly at the fair. He spots Miss Kennedy okay? getting into a car with his dad. They drive off. Grams: I'm fine. Dawson spots Joey selling one of her pieces of art Jen: I feel like crap. to a guy and his daughter. Dawson smiles. Then Grams: Well, you shouldn't. You did something Jack runs up to Joey and they hug about it. wonderful for me today. Ever since your Dawson's face falls and he walks on. Cut to Pacey grandfather died, I assumed I'd done all the living I sitting next to Andie by the fire.* was meant to do but now I realize I can't live in the Pacey: Alright, Andie, tell me what happened. past. I need to open up to new people, new Andie: I just wanted to know that things would get friends. better but they're not. She said the troubles of my Jen: Do you ever--Do you ever get afraid of facing past are only a preview of what's to come. I need the future alone? to know that the worst is behind me, Pacey, Grams: Oh, sometimes. because I don't know if I can take anymore Jen: Me too. unhappiness. *Cut to Dawson walking to Madame Zanovich as Pacey: Andie? How can you take the word of a she's closing.* five dollar carnie seriously. Your future is going to Dawson: Five dollars, right? be so bright and so magnificent that it's going to Madame: I'm closed. be off the scale. There's no measure for how Dawson: You're closed. Of course you are. I'm wonderful your life is going to turn out. sorry. I already practically know what my future is Andie: I wish that I could believe that. anyways. Dawson Leery is destined to live a life of Pacey: You don't have to. I'll believe it for you. misery and die loveless, friendless, and in *Pacey kisses her hand and they sit by the fire. complete obscurity. Cut to Joey walking towards Colin by the fire.* Madame: Dare not the spirits for they are Joey: Hey. Colin? I'm sorry but Jack isn't coming powerful and unforgiving. (She sits down next to and I really didn't have any right to accept for him. him and pulls out her deck of cards and takes Colin: Ah, it's alright. one). Ah, the Lovers. Very interesting. A soulmate Joey: Are you okay? walks into your path, one you have none for many Colin: What? This? Yeah. a lifetime before this one. She knows you well. Joey: Are you sure? She sees into your soul. She feels your pain. Colin: Actually, I'm on the proverbial rebound. I Dawson: She blew me off. just broke up with someone and, um, we were Madame: No. She's here. She's around you. friends a long time before that but now I don't Dawson: Then why do I keep losing her? have the relationship or the friend. I guess I was Madame: That which is lost can not be found just trying to fill a void. again. Joey: Can I ask you something? *Dawson looks up at the sky and then reaches for Colin: Yeah. his wallet.* Joey: Why did the two of you break up? Dawson: Thanks. Colin: You know, at the time, I could think of *He turns to pay her but she's gone. Cut to about a million reasons, but now I can't think of Dawson standing in his room staring at the model any. Does that make any sense? of Capeside. He gets up and he makes half of it Joey: Yeah, uh, more than you could imagine. fly across the room and hit the wall. Cut to Joey Colin: You know, sometimes I wish I wasn't in staring up at Dawson's house through his window, such a big hurry to move forward, there just but she doesn't see Dawson. Cut to Dawson, comes a point when it's impossible to go back. trying to call Joey, nobody's home. Cut to Joey *He kisses her on the cheek.* turning away from Dawson's and rowing back Colin: Goodnight! towards her house. Cut back to Dawson sitting by *Cut to Jen walking around. She spots Grams.* his window and clutching his knees. Cut to Joey Jen: Grams? Grams? What's the matter, Grams? walking towards her house. There's a man Where's Whit? standing at her door.* Grams: Oh, his wife wasn't feeling well so he had Joey: Who's there? to cancel. *The man turns around and it's Mr. Potter.* Jen: His wife? Joey: Daddy? *Fade to ending credits.* 147 The Perfect Wedding

(Dawson is showing his film to his mother. It ends. (Bessie walks in.) He turns to look at her reaction.) Bessie: Hey Dad. I was thinking with the catering Gail: Dawson, that was ...very impressive. It was and expanding our hours, our finances are going moving. It was funny. (pauses) It was real. to be straightened out in no time. (sees Joey) Dawson: You're just saying that because you're Joey! Good morning! my mother. Mr.Potter: Your sister and I were up this morning Gail: No, I'm not! You are incredibly talented. scheming up ways to turn up a profit with the Dawson: (gets up to go turn off the lights) You restaurant. are incredibly biased. (pauses and turns around) Bessie: Remember my friend Pam? She's getting You know what? I had such a distinct and clear married this Saturday at the Atheneom and the vision for this movie. I-I mean, I saw every caterer fell through and-- moment. I heard every word of dialogue. I guess I Mr.Potter: Icehouse to the rescue. just...failed to translate that vision onto film ...bring Bessie: So do you think you could ask a few of it to life. And what about all the visions that I have your friends to work as servers? for the future? What if I can't bring those to life Joey: (shocked and trying to digest everything) either? Sure... Gail: Sweetheart, the trick is to stay tenacious. Mr.Potter: Give me my grandson (reaching for Not to let any minor, (looks at the screen) and in Alexander.) C'mere. (Takes him out of the room) this case, very minor, setback derail your vision. Bessie: Isn't this exciting? I mean, we're finally on Dawson: I supposed I could re-edit it. our way to getting out of debt! Gail: There you go. Your movie may not be Joey: Are you sure this is a good idea? I mean, Citizen Kane ...but it's no Bride of Chucky either. we're not an upscale catering service. We grill Dawson: The way my film teacher described it, cheeseburgers! you'd think it was the worst, most expensable, Bessie: Don't worry ...with Dad's help we'll be piece of junk ever captured on film. fine. Gail: Ah, honey, that is just one person's opinion. (Mr. Potter walks back into the room.) (She walks towards the door and turns around) Mr.Potter: We're the Potters. We're quick studies Speaking of teachers at your school, how's your and we always land on our feet, right? father enjoying his new profession? (Bessie takes Alex back and Mr.Potter looks at Dawson: He likes it, I think. I mean, it's weird to Joey's worried face.) see him in the teacher's lounge ...consorting with Mr.Potter: Joey, I'm the father. It's my job to do the enemy. (pauses) You really miss him, don't the worrying. Your days of worrying are over. you? (pauses) I missed you so much. Gail: Yeah. (pauses) Lately more than ever. (They hug and Joey closes her eyes and says Dawson: Well, if you know what you want, maybe with her face held close to her father's shoulder...) you should take some of your own advice. Joey: I missed you, too. Gail: (smiles) Maybe... Mr.Potter: We're a family again. Everything's (She walks out of the room. Cue opening credits.) going to be better. You'll see. Commercials. Cut to Joey watching her dad cook (Bessie smiles, agreeing.) breakfast.) Mr.Potter: You'll see. Mr.Potter: 'Morning Joey. Hope you're hungry. I (Joey's face drops to a face clouded with worry. think I might have overdone it here. Cut to Jack and Joey walking out on the Joey: Dad... schoolyard.) Mr.Potter: I am so glad to be home. I never Jack: (confused) Since when do we cater thought making breakfast for my two daughter's weddings? would make me so happy. Joey: (speaking quickly) Since my father got Joey: I thought, for sure, that I would wake up this paroled and took over the restaurant. morning and discover that last night was just a (Jack stops. He stares at Joey questioning the dream... situation and her reaction to the situation.) Mr.Potter: It's all over, Joey. I'm not going Joey: Yeah, I know. Yeah, I walked home last anywhere ever again. night ...and, ah, found him standing on the porch.

148 (Jack's is shocked by this and he searches Joey's Jack: Well, ...that won't be necessary. face for some kind of a reaction to this.) Dawson: The Icehouse is catering weddings Jack: You must be thrilled (he smiles). now? Joey: (smiles, looks a little faked) Yeah! I Jack: Yeah, Mr. Potter's brainchild. mean...it's ...uh, just a little weird. (pauses) Like Dawson: (confused) Mr. Potter? I've been broadsided by a bus. A happy bus. But, Jack: Mm-hm. You--(realizing) oh, Joey's dad got just reeling from the shock I guess... paroled yesterday. Jack: Sure! Of course. (studies her expression) Dawson: (his eyes bug in shock) Really? Something's wrong. Jack: Yeah...he's back home. (She looks at him and she shows that there is. Dawson: Wow... She walks towards a bench and sits down.) (The bell rings and Jack makes motions like he Joey: Jack...I don't know.. needs to be going and he leaves. Dawson stands (He sits down beside her.) there absorbing everything for a minute, sighs and Joey: Last night I was laying in bed, I couldn't then goes into class. Cut to the girl's bathroom. sleep. I was shaking. (pauses) I have a pit in my Abby is putting on a horrid feathery black jacket stomach the size of a granade and...I've seen my over her outfit. Jen walks in.) dad one time in three years. I mean, we can't just Jen: I figured I'd find you in here. Abby, could I, pick up where we left off. This whole catering plan um, talk to you for a second? is just compounding my anxiety. I mean, all the Abby: Funny. I've been under the misconception bluebloods of Capeside are going to be at this that we weren't speaking. After Dawson's movie wedding. I mean, this isn't the most low profile wrapped, I figured you had no use for me. setting for my father to reemerge into society. Jen: (sighs) You know, you're right. Nevermind. Jack: Yeah. Maybe you need to tell your father (walks towards the bathroom door and out) See that this catering plan is ill-conceived. Too much, you later. too soon, you know? And I think that you need to Abby: (follows) No! Jen, wait! deal with this reunion with your father on a Jen: Abby, I woke up this morning ...so frustrated. personal level before you do it in public. Like, all I wanted to do was climb the walls or, or Joey: You should have seen Bessie's face this light the place on fire. morning ...she was so excited. I don't want to rain (Abby starts laughing.) on their parade. Jen: No, it's not funny. I am so serious, I am so Jack: Well, don't worry. (pauses and leans in tense. And I am so ...just bored. And I feel like I'm close to her) I'll be there. going berserk. I feel like I'm going berserk here. (Joey smiles. Cut to Pacey and Dawson walking Abby: Well, Jen, there was once this scientific down the halls.) experiment where they put this rat in this small Dawson: So I think I'm going to go back and re- box without any of it's ...rat toys or sawdust or edit the ending because I'm thinking maybe I just stimulation. Well, eventually, the rat started put the pieces together wrong, you know? gnawing off his own feet. (Pacey shrugs. Dawson spots his father with his (Jen laughs.) film teacher in the teacher's lounge.) Abby: You are that rat. Capeside's the box. Need Dawson: You know, it's bad enough that my I say more? parents are separated and my mother is Jen: I mean, I've tried changing my image. And if heartbroken, should I really have to be subjected no one here's going to accept me, what's the point to this? in living this pristine and tedious existence, you Pacey: Well ...she does have certain assets, know? And then, thinking back on all the fun times Dawson. I've had this year ...I've had them with you. (Abby Dawson: Pacey! laughs.) Pacey: I'm sorry, bro! But-- Abby: I think that's the nicest thing anyone's ever (Jack walks up and interrupts.) said to me. Jack: Hey guys. Did Joey talk to you yet? (Jen smiles.) Dawson: About what? Jen: So, then, what do rats do for fun on the Jack: Well, the Icehouse is catering a wedding on weekend? Saturday and we need some extra hands. (raises Abby: Oh, I don't know, but, you know us rats. his eyebrows like meaning 'You interested?') It'd We can always sniff out something (smiles). pay $60 for the day. (They laugh and turn to go into their class.) Pacey: Sold! For $60 I'd carry your ass! Abby: Late again. 149 (Cut to Andie and Pacey walking out the door of good. school.) Dawson: Thank you. Pacey: 60 bucks for you, 60 bucks for me equals Mr.Potter: You kids are all grown up. It's 120 dollars. amazing, but let's catch up later. I have a Andie: Do you have an abacas in your pocket or horseradish issue to deal with. did you just add that in your head? Dawson: Ah.. Pacey: What I was thinking is a trip to New York, Joey: We're catering a wedding. dinner, catch a show, then a nice romantic Dawson: I know. I told Jack I could help out. carriage ride through the park, what do you say? Mr.Potter: Good! Tell your parents I said hello. Andie: On $120?! What decade do you think Dawson: You'll actually be able to tell them we're living in? yourself. They'll be guests at the wedding on Pacey: Alright, not the Big Apple but how about a Saturday. nice romantic evening here in Capeside. (Mr.Potter smiles and goes back into the kitchen. Andie: I hate weddings. Bridesmaids in hideous Dawson looks at Joey and raises his eyebrows.) dresses, people getting all gooey...it's too Dawson: Wow! So your dad's back? How long sentimental for me. have you known? Pacey: Too sentimental for you? A girl who just Joey: Total surprise. yesterday was brought to tears by a Nike Dawson: (sympathetic) That's got to be a lot to commercial. deal with. (concerned) How are you doing? Andie: Well, I draw the line at weddings. The Joey: (she stares almost in a daze into his eyes whole institution of marriage is an antiquated and snaps out of it) I'm okay. construct. I think that if a couple wants to stay Dawson: Okay? together, they should do so by choice. I mean, all Joey: I mean, I was kind of on an emotional those sweeping vows and public ceremony, it just overload this morning, but, uh, I ran into Jack and sets people up to fail miserably! with his typically intuitive insight, he was able to Pacey: I know you have issues where this is calm me down. concerned, but you've never been to a wedding Dawson: (seems a little envious of Jack, smiles with me. You come with me on Saturday. If by the fakely) Great! end of the night, you're not convinced that they Joey: I was looking for you ...but then I had to cut are the most beautiful ritual that mankind has ever school early to come here to help out. created, I'll let you keep the money. All of it. Yours (Awkward pause.) and mine. Joey: Taste this. (she turns around and grabs a Andie: Hm. I have been itching to buy a new pair plate) Horseradish and (missed word) salmon. of Nikes that I just recently saw advertised... We're serving it at the wedding. Pacey: Andie McPhee, your days as a wedding (She puts the fork up towards his mouth when cynic are numbered. they overhear a conversation between two women Andie: Ah, we'll see about that one. at a nearby table.) (They hit their bottles of water together and then Woman #1: ...what he did to their mother? He take a drink.) cheated on her while the poor woman was dying (Cut to Joey coughing talking to her dad.) of cancer! I don't think he should ever be allowed Joey: I think...that you may have overdone that back into Capeside. I mean, he's a drug dealer! on the horseradish. It did clear my sinuses Woman #2: Shhh! Keep your voice down! though. (Cut back to Dawson and Joey. Joey's obviously (Mr. Potter spots Dawson.) upset by this) Mr.Potter: Dawson Leery, I thought for sure that Dawson: Well, that's Capeside for you. when I came back you two would be (missed Joey: (talking fast, the way she always does word), what happened? when she's trying to escape something) You Joey: Long story. know, I gotta get back into the kitchen but thank Mr.Potter: Hello, Dawson! you for helping out this weekend! (They shake hands.) (She walks back towards the kitchen.) Dawson: Mr. Potter. Dawson: Joey! (pauses) Joey! Mr.Potter: You're a sight for sore eyes. (Commercials. Cut to Joey giving orders before Dawson: Thank you, congratulations, welcome the wedding.) back! Joey: Okay, Pacey and Andie, I need you to take Mr.Potter: Thank you. (pauses) You're looking care of the wedding cake and arrange the tables. 150 (they nod) Jack and Dawson, if you guys could Pacey: Sure, you are. You can watch it from my take care of the champagne and the appetizers. lap. (they nod) (to all) And if there are any Andie: Yeah, right, in your dreams. catastrophes, you can come to me. I'll either be in Pacey: You know, I wish I had money like these the kitchen or out on the floor. people. When someone in my family gets married, (Bessie walks in.) you end up wearing polyester, they serve Joey: Bessie, the guests are already starting to fishsticks for appetizers, and the whole thing arrive. We're going to survive this, right? winds up in a drunken brawl. That's why I like to Bessie: Of course we will! Just relax, and make moments like this perfect. Beautiful location, breathe. best champagne, and every penny in place. Joey: I don't have time to breathe... Andie: It may look perfect, but stretch beneath (Joey starts turning the corner and Dawson the surface and you will find distrangement, follows her holding two champagne bottles.) despair, and dysfunction. I mean, at least your Dawson: Joey! About those women at the family's imperfection reflects reality. My family, we Icehouse... look perfect, but on the inside we're falling apart. Joey: What about them, Dawson? They're just a Pacey: You're just a regular Polyanna today, bunch of Capeside's ignoramuses. What do they aren't ya? Go easy on the sunshine, sister. know? I mean, it's bound to happen when your Andie: (angry) Alright, Pacey. I told you I didn't father's an infamous philanderer and drug dealer. want to come to this wedding. I told you it would Dawson: Are you okay, though? I'm worried only put me in a bad mood, and you forced me to about you. come. So you know what? Now you're going to (Joey quickly snaps towards him, obviously jumpy have to deal with the consequences-- and stressed.) (She moves her hands out to prove her point and Joey: I'm fine! Dawson, I'm fine. Honestly, I don't she knocks over the top layer of the cake which care about those idiotic women, there are 100 smashes to the ground. Joey saw the cake drop people out there, waiting to eat, and at this point, and she closes her eyes and sighs.) getting them fed is the only thing on my mind! Andie: Ahh.. (She walks off quickly and Dawson looks after her Pacey: Oh, dear lord... and sighs. Cut to Dawson out on the floor serving (Cut to Dawson going into the room where the glasses of champagne. He runs into his mother.) bride's at. She's sitting in a chair, obviously upset.) Gail: Hey, Dawson. Have you seen your father? Dawson: (surprised) Hi. Dawson: No, I haven't. Pam: Hi... Gail: Well, you were right that I should take some Dawson: Are you okay? of my own advice. I've decided that this has gone Pam: I think I'm having a heart attack. on long enough. I'm going to get your father back. Dawson: D-do you want me to get somebody? Dawson: (smiles) Well, you look beautiful. Pam: No! Don't get anybody! Just help me get this Gail: Thanks, honey. window open (she goes over to a window.) (She kisses him on the cheek and walks past as Dawson: Wh-What are you trying to do? Dawson glances at the entrance and sees his Pam: (hesitantly) Can you keep a secret? father with his film teacher. He looks back at his Dawson: Yeah.. mom, who is also noticing. Dawson accidentily Pam: I'm not going through with this. I can't get knocks over the last champagne glass standing married. and he goes to clean up the mess. Cut to Andie Dawson: W-why not? and Pacey wheeling in the cake into a room.) (Pam starts crying.) Pacey: Isn't this romantic, sweetheart? I mean, Pam: I want to diieee....oh, please, just let me can't you just feel the anticipatory excitement in die... the air? Two young lovers about to be united in Dawson: What's the matter? Don't you love him? the bounds of holy matrimony. I'm getting Pam: I don't know. That's the thing. What if I goosebumps, how about you? marry him and it's the biggest mistake of my life? Andie: Yeah, don't push me. I've got a cake knife Dawson: I-I don't know what to say... in my hand, Pacey. (Dawson just kinda stares at her wondering how Pacey: (laughs) Okay, let's just finish this thing off the world he got himself into this mess. Cut to and we can get out there and watch the Jen's house. Abby and Jen are in Jen's room.) ceremony. Grams: Jennifer! Would you please turn that Andie: I'm not watching the ceremony. down! 151 Jen: Sorry, Grams! Bessie: Joey, just calm down. Everything's going Abby: (mocking) Jennifer! Would you please turn to be okay. that down! Joey: No, Dawson's right! I mean, Bessie, we (They laugh) have enough to deal with now that Dad's back Abby: I'm bored. without taking on this wedding! We were so Jen: What do you want to do tonight, huh? I'm blinded by all of a sudden paying back our debts determined to have a blast no matter what. that we overlook the now painfully obvious reality Abby: I don't know. I think we're in desperate that we have no idea what we're doing! need of the 3 B's: booze, boys, (tries to think of Bessie: It's not that bad! Everything's under the other, starts over)...booze, boys.. control. We're just experiencing a few glitches. (Jen laughs.) Joey: A few glitches? Bessie, we're going to ruin Abby: Well, that's only two B's. So what are this wedding and humiliate ourselves, yet again, in Dawson and those other lame excuses for front of all of Capeside! Pray for our lives. teenagers doing tonight? Bessie: No! It's not over yet. We can do this. Now Jen: The Icehouse is catering this wedding at the I don't think we should get Dad all worked up Atheneom...everybody's there. Guess nobody about it? thought to invite me. I guess I'm not really part of Joey: Why not?! This was his bright idea in the the 'inner circle'. first place! I mean he tore our family apart and he Abby: The Atheneom? Free champagne, older thinks he can just put it back together in a day, guys in tuxedos...me likes. well, he can't! Jen: One problem, Abby. Lack of invitation. (Bessie's face drops and she turns around and Abby: Well, an invitation has never stopped me walks out of the room and Joey closes her eyes before. I say we get really dressed up, and crash and slowly turns around hoping she won't see who that wedding. We'll show Dawson and his little she thinks she will. Her father overheard the click a wedding they'll never forget. whole conversation.) (They laugh. Cut to the people in the ceremony (Cut to people impatiently awaiting for the looking at their watches, waiting. Cut to Dawson in ceremony to begin. Cut to Dawson and Jack the room with the crying bride.) leaned against the door of the bathroom.) Dawson: Okay, I don't want to put any pressure Jack: If you don't open up the door, I'm going to on you but the ceremony is about to start...you've have to get your mother. really got to make a decision. (Dawson gives him a look.) Jack: (from outside the door) Hey Dawson! Jack: It was worth a try. Dawson: (to Pam) Hold on! I'll handle this. (All of a sudden they hear something. They move (Dawson opens the door.) away and open the door.) Jack: Were you in there long enough? Jack: Hey! How you doin'? Dawson: Well, we've got a little problem. The Pam: I'm going to be sick. bride wants to jump out the window. Jack: Are you havin' second thoughts? Jack: Where is she? Pam: I keep thinking...what if Alan isn't my Dawson: She's in there. She's hysterical. We soulmate? What if my soulmate is still out there might have to cancel the wedding. and I just haven't met him yet? And now, I'm Jack: Let me talk to her. giving up my one chance for perfect love. Dawson: I really don't think you could do any Jack: You could spend your whole life looking for good right now. perfect love, and I promise you. You'll never find Jack: Where is she? it. (She starts crying again.) No! It's-it's-because (Dawson opens the door and the place where love isn't perfect! Everyone's flawed. Including Pam was sitting is empty.) you. Including Alan. But Alan loves you, and that Dawson: She was right there. love is real. Are you sure you want to walk away (They look at the closed bathroom door. Cut to from something that's real? For a dream that may Joey in the kitchen. Bessie walks in.) not even exist? Joey: Where's Dad? (She smiles. Jack smiles.) Bessie: Why? What's happening? Jack: C'mon. You're just suffering from an acute Joey: This wedding is rapidly becoming a case of the wedding day jitters. It wouldn't be a disaster. Jack and Dawson disappeared. Pacey wedding without em. It's a tradition! It's like and Andie just ruined the cake and the food isn't throwing a bouquet or taking off the garter. even ready yet. Besides, I bet when you start to walk down that 152 aisle, and you look into Alan's eyes, all your fears (Pam opens the door.) are just going to dissolve away. Pam: Hi! (Cut to Pam walking down the aisle. Cut to Mitch (Andie jumps in front of it.) looking over at Gail. Cut to Dawson looking at Andie: Hi! Joey, she looks back at him and smiles. Cut to Pam: Is the cake back here? I want to see it. Pam walking up to Dawson and Jack.) Andie: No, it's--it's...it's very bad luck for the bride Pam: (to Jack) I don't even know you, but you to see her wedding cake on an empty stomach! saved my life. Thank you. Pam: Really? What will happen? (She kisses him on the cheek.) Andie: She'll get fat! Pam: I'm so happy. Pam: Ohh. (She walks off.) Andie: They say. Dawson: Okay, I talk to her for 20 minutes and Pam: I've only heard that the...top layer of the she wants to jump out of a window, you come in cake represents the marriage. and in two minutes, you save her marriage. (Andie's eyes get huge.) (confused) How do you do that? Pam: (cont.) We're supposed to put it in the Jack: Well, I train with this Indian shamin who freezer for good luck and (getting teary-eyed) eat lives up in the woods. it on our first anniversary. (They laugh.) Andie: Awwww. Jack: I don't know. I guess I just happen to say (Pam turns and leaves. Andie shuts the door.) the right things. Andie: Did you hear that? That's an omen! If their Dawson: (pause) There's a time where she used marriage breaks up it will be our fault. to come to me. Pacey: Our fault? I think you mean your fault. It Jack: Joey? was your wild instrictulations that sent this baby Dawson: Yeah. Whenever she had bad news or flying in the first place. something she wanted to talk about, she would Andie: Ohhh God, when she comes in to cut the climb through my window and we'd talk for hours cake she's going to be horrified! I should not have and hours. Now she goes to you. come. Not only have I wrecked their wedding, but Jack: Dawson, I don't think you should draw any I've put a curse on their marriage! conclusions about your relationship with Joey Pacey: Andie, would you settle down! Weren't you based on something so circumstantial. I may be the one that was just yelling about anti-symbolism friends with her...but you're her soulmate. anyhow? Dawson: You just told the bride you don't believe Andie: Yeah, but her wedding day is supposed to in soulmates. be perfect! I mean, look at that cake! And the little Jack: I don't believe in perfect love, but I do itsy bitsy groom is covered in frosting... believe that there are people who's lives are Pacey: (squints his eyes at her) I knew it. inextricably intertwined, who have a bond that (pauses) I'm not working on this cake for one lasts forever. That can never be broken. And she more minute until you admit to me that you're a needs you now, man. You're the only one that closet romantic. knows her whole history. You're the only one that Andie: I am not. I already told you. It's a bogus, knows what she's going through. sentimental convention. Dawson: I know! And I keep on reaching out to (Pacey walks towards the door and holds it open.) her but between her pride...and this wedding. Andie: Oh my God, the groom! Pacey! (through It's—I can't connect. clenched teeth) Come on! Jack: Maybe what she needs is for you to force a (Pacey raises his eyebrows and shakes his head connection. no.) (Dawson thinks. Cut to Andie watching at the door Andie: Okay! I admit it, you're right. I'm a sucker to a back room.) for taffeta, the sight of the little flower girl makes Andie: Ohhhh my God! Hurry up, they're coming! me weepy! I'm a wedding fanatic! There! Are you (Pacey takes the stuff away from "the cake") happy? Pacey: How's it look? (Pacey smiles and walks back towards the cake.) (It looks like a blob) Andie: Hurry up. The cake. Andie: What have you done?! That looks worse! (Cut to Mr.Potter finishing up some plates and Pacey: Well, I don't know! I'm not a pastry chef, Joey walks in and sets her tray down.) alright? Joey: Hi Dad. Andie: Oh my God, Pacey! Mr.Potter: Hey. I think we're pretty much caught 153 up here. The Potter's will find a way. and if your mother has a problem with that she's Joey: It looks amazing. going to have to deal with it. I have to live my life. Mr.Potter: When you spend three months alone (He notices he's getting too loud and some people in a prison cell, it can make you monstrously are starting to watch. He pauses and starts selfabsorbed. I never even considered how my quieter.) I'm sorry. The last thing I want to do is presence here would adversely effect you. put you in the middle. Joey: I'm really stressed out. I didn't mean any of Dawson: Well, that's exactly what you're doing by those things. dating teachers from my school. Mr.Potter: Well, whether you did or didn't, you (Cut to Abby and Jen standing idly behind the were completely right. You two have been so tables at the wedding.) strong. You've done so well and here comes your Jen: Abby, there are no cute guys here. It's totally criminal father, coming back to Capeside to bring the middle age set. you more shame and scandal. Abby: I think you need a father figure, Jen. Joey: You can't expect to come back and have Somebody who has more sexual experience than everything be back to normal again. Things have you, if that's possible. changed and I think we need to deal with this as a Jen: Oh, shut up. family before we invite in the malignous scrutiny of Abby: I'm just kidding. total strangers... Jen: I'm sure that they're all married. Mr.Potter: I'm the father. I'm the one who's Abby: Well, maybe it's time to graduate from supposed to be protecting you against all the nymphet to homewrecker. Cheers. harsh realities of the world and here you are Jen: Cheers. protecting me. Yet again I'm failing in my parental (They hit their champagne glasses together and duties. Andie walks up to them.) Joey: Please don't say that. Abby: Oh, look. Love the outfit, Andie. You look Mr.Potter: I better go check on that salmon... like a little penguin. (He leaves. Cut to Gail taking a glass of Andie: What are you guys doing here? champagne from someone.) Abby: Raising hell, what are you doing here? Gail: Thank you. Andie: Okay, look, I don't think it's a very good (Dawson walks up.) idea for you guys to be here, okay? This is a Dawson: How you doin', Mom? romantic occasion, please don't ruin it! Gail: Dawson, who is that woman with your Abby: Oh, well we'll just keep you company then. father? Andie: Look, we're in the middle of handling a Dawson: That would be my film teacher at crisis here. We don't need this kind of distraction. school. The notorious one who told me that my (She starts dragging them towards the door.) film was insipid. Abby: (confused) Are you kicking us out? (Mitch and the film teacher start to head over.) Andie: Yes! This is not a tailgate party, it's a Gail: How long has he been seeing her? wedding! It's invitation only and your being here is Dawson: I don't know. going to get us all in trouble so please just leave. Mitch: Hello, Gail. This is Nicole. Abby: Geez, you might want to try upping the (Gail gives her an evil look.) dosage on those mood stabilizers! Mitch: And of course you know Dawson. Andie: The exit is that way. (Dawson manages a smile.) Jen: Listen Abby, why don't we just go on down to Nicole: Well, it was a lovely wedding, wasn't it? the boardwalk and we'll come back after dinner Gail: Honey, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go when everyone's a little more toasted and not so find my seat. uptight. Dawson: Okay. Dad, can I talk to you for a (They walk towards the door and Abby grabs a second? bottle of champagne out of a bucket and turns Mitch: Yeah. back to Andie.) (They walk away.) Abby: For the road...buh-bye! Mitch: Dawson, I know this is awkward for you. (She leaves and Andie angrily walks back towards Truthfully, I didn't know you were going to be here. the back room. Cut to Dawson carrying some Dawson: That's not the point, Dad. You knew that cups into the back. He finds Joey in a room.) Mom was going to be here. Dawson: Joey, what's wrong? Mitch: Nicole is a colleague. She's smart and Joey: Nothing. she's funny and I enjoy spending time with her Dawson: Joey, you've been crying. Don't tell me 154 nothing's wrong. I know you. happened. Joey: Dawson, it's just been a really hectic day, Mr.Potter: Joey, I'm sorry. I'm fine. Joey: No, that's not my point. People are always (Dawson looks at her and she looks him in the going to talk. That's tough and I'll always walk with eye and tries to prove she is fine but she can't and my head held high and they can't crush me. And I she looks down and gives in.) know that you've been through a lot. You've made Joey: I'm just really scared. your mistakes, but...you're my dad. And I'm proud (Dawson seems almost relieved that she's telling of you. The thing is...protecting your strength from him.) the outside world is one thing...please don't Joey: I just get him back and what if he hurts me pretend with me and I promise I won't pretend with again? I can't keep getting my heart broken by you. (pauses trying not to cry) But, um, I just him. wanted to say...I love you and I'm really glad that Dawson: (comforting) Joey... you're home. Joey: I can't... (They hug and a tear rolls down Mr. Potter's face.) Dawson: I think in the back of your mind, you've Joey: Come on. I want to show my dad off to all always felt that as soon as your father got back, of Capeside. everything would be fine. Life would be perfect. I Mr.Potter: I think you were right before. When it think your father probably felt the same way, too. comes to the outside world, I think we should take As soon as he got back he could just clean up things slow. every mess, right every wrong, but ...he can't. You Joey: But I don't care about the outside world. I two are both suffering under the burden of such care about you. There's a celebration going on impossibly high expectations right now and all this and we have so much to celebrate. Come with hurt and pain and anger that you're feeling isn't me. going to just disappear ...and that's okay. Mr.Potter: I'm not ready, Joey. Not yet. (She looks at him, questionably.) (He walks off and Joey looks down at the ground. Dawson: Joey, for these past three years you Cut to Pacey and Andie wheeling the cake out.) have been so unbelievably strong. I mean, you've Pacey: Ahh...so, how's it look? let the petty gossips and judgements of this town Andie: It--It looks great! Thank you! roll right off you. Don't let them get to you now. (She turns to hug him and almost knocks it over (pauses) Now's the time to dig in your heels and again.) show them that you have absolutely nothing to be Pacey: Wo-wo-wo. ashamed of. And...you're not alone in this. You Andie: Oh, yeah...we should probably get this on have a father now. You have a family again. And top now. you will always...have me. (She starts to lift it and Pacey stops her.) Joey: (whispers) Thank you. Pacey: Andie, why don't I take care of that for (They hug. Cut to Joey walking back into the you? kitchen with a tray.) (He gets it on and the bride and groom walk up.) Mr.Potter: Hey! How'd it go out there? Pam: May I..May I see the cake now? Joey: Well, no one's complained of bachelorism (Andie moves out of the way.) yet. I think it went well. Pam: Oh, it's beautiful. (There's a long silence.) (They kiss. Cut to Pam putting cake into Alan's Joey: Dad, do you remember Melissa Barry? She mouth. Cut to Pacey and Andie watching.) always wore her hair on top of her head and a Pacey: You must just be disgusted right now with ponytail? all this sentimental bogus symbolism. Mr.Potter: Yeah, she was a friend of yours. Andie: Shut up, Pacey. Joey: Yeah...(pauses) the day you were arrested, (Cut to Abby and Jen walking drunkedly up the I was at school in the bathroom in one of the stalls stairs.) and I overheard her talking about you. About how Jen: Do you ever think that you'll get married? you were a drug dealer and how we lived in a Abby: Married? To some beer-swiggling, crack house and she was laughing and, I footballwatching bonehead?(Jen laughs.) remember, I was so upset. I ran home and I cried Jen: Living in some cookie cutter house with two for hours and Dawson came over and he cheered snot-nose little brats. Driving the car pool baby. me up. The next day I went to school and I walked (They sit on the edge of the docks with their back up to her and I looked her straight in the eye facing the fall towards the water.) ...and I smiled and I walked away like nothing ever Abby: Grocery shopping. 155 Jen: Climbing the walls. Jack: Well, you did it. The wedding was a Abby: Popping Valium. success. Jen: Suburban nightmare. Joey: I'm just glad it's over. I mean, no money in Abby: You know, I don't think I'll ever be happy. the world is worth this kind of stress. Wherever I am, I'll always want to be somewhere (Jack's face changes as he spots something else. Whatever I have, I'll always want something across the room. Mr.Potter walks out of the different. kitchen in a tux.) Jen: I hear ya! Jack: Joey. Abby: I just don't want to be a cliche. (He motions his head for her to look. She sees Jen: Or a whore. him and smiles.) (Abby laughs and takes the champagne bottle Joey: Daddy. from her.) (She walks closer and he pulls out one red rose Abby: Let me have a drink! and gives it to her. She smiles.) Jen: Amen! Mr.Potter: May I have this dance? (Abby leans back and loses her balance and falls (They start dancing. Cut to Dawson's face smiling over and hits her head on one of the wooden watching Joey dance with her dad. Cut to Bessie poles and drops the champagne bottle. Jen starts walking out of the kitchen and smiling when she laughing like crazy.) sees Joey dancing with her father. Cut to Pacey Abby: Don't laugh! That hurt, you bitch! and Andie dancing then to the bride and the (She tries to regain her balance but slips and falls groom dancing. Then back to Joey and her dad.) over the back of the dock and falls into the water.) Mr.Potter: I think there's someone else who Jen: Abby! Abby!!! Oh my God! Abby!!!!! Abby? wants to dance with you. Abby! (Joey looks at him confused and he looks over at (Jen jumps in after her. Cut to the wedding where Dawson and Gail.) everyone's dancing.) Joey: Dad. Pacey: May I have the pleasure of this dance, Gail: Hello, Mike. Welcome home. Miss McPhee?(She puts her arm in his.) Mr.Potter: Thank you. Would you like to dance? Andie: Pacey, I guess wedding's aren't that bad. Gail: I would love to. Pacey: See, I win. I knew you'd come around. (They start dancing and Dawson and Joey look at Andie: I think that when we get married ...we each other. Joey sighs and wraps her arms should do it in Venice. around his neck and they start dancing.) (Pacey's face falls.) Joey: Hey. Andie: It's the city of romance. What do you Dawson: Hey. think? Joey: So, thank you. Pacey: I think by the time we're married that city Dawson: (smiles) For what? will have already sunk into the sea. Joey: For being my friend, for understanding me (Andie gives him a look.) better than anyone, and for putting up with me for Andie: We'll see. the last 16 years. (pauses) I love you. (Cut to Mitch and Nicole dancing. Cut to Gail Dawson: I love you, too. sitting at a table by herself. Dawson sees her. He (They kiss and then they pull away from each walks over.) other and they lean in and start kissing again. Gail Dawson: Mom? Will you dance with me? and Mr.Potter notice them and smile. Jack sees Gail: (smiles) Yes. them and he smiles. Cut to a zoom out shot of (They walk out onto the floor.) everyone dancing and Dawson and Joey are still Dawson: You know, a very wise person told me kissing on the dance floor. Cut to an ambulance that knowing what you want is half the battle. The while paramedics are zipping up Abby Morgan, trick is to stay tenacious and never let a minor now dead with mud on her face, in a body bag as setback derail your vision. Jen stands next to the ambulance wrapped in a Gail: Thank you, honey. blanket crying. Zoom out of the shot. Cue ending (Cut to Joey and Jack standing beside the dance credits.) floor.)

156 Abby Morgan Rest in Peace

(Outside Dawson's house -- Joey and Dawson are kitchen and grabs her bag. Cut to Capeside High. walking back from the wedding.) Jen's walking through the hallway to her locker Joey: (laughing) Dawson... and everybody's staring at her. Cut to a group of (He laughs and they kiss, heading towards the kids sitting in a circle around a counselor. Pacey, ladder.) Andie, Jack, and Jen are included.) Joey: 'K, are you sure this is a good idea? Counselor: Hi, my name is Elizabeth, and I'm a Dawson: Jo, don't analyze this, okay? grief counselor. I'm here to facilitate a discussion (They kiss again.) about Abby. I know you've all be dealt a heavy Joey: Right, don't analyze. blow, but by sharing your feelings with each other, Dawson: We don't need to discuss this. it could aid in the long, and difficult, process we (They kiss again at the foot of the ladder, this time call grieving. longer and more passionately.) (Pacey's biting his nails, obviously unconcerned Dawson: K? Let's go upstairs. about the whole thing as Andie stares around the Joey: (smiles) Okay. room and Jack just looks bored.) (She starts climbing the ladder and Dawson Girl: I'd like to make an announcement. The Girls' stares up after her smiling. Cut to Joey climbing Service League is distributing yellow arm bands through his window and Dawson following, kissing that we're wearing in Abby's memory. If anyone and giggling the whole way, oblivious to Jen would like an arm band, please meet me in the sitting on the bed. Dawson starts kissing Joey's cafeteria at lunchtime. neck and she notices her.) (Jen just laughs unbelievably at the concern. Jack Dawson: Jen? scratches his nose.) Joey: What's wrong? Counselor: Jennifer. I was told that you were a Jen: (mumbling..almost deliriously) Abby...and I close friend of Abigail's. Would you like to talk were on the dock and ....and we were up there about some of the feelings your experiencing? ...and we...we were drinking ...and she ...fell back Jen: No. and hit her head ...and she ...she drowned. Counselor: That's perfectly okay. I understand. (pauses) Abby's dead. Andie? Did you know Abigail? (Joey is shocked, as well as Dawson, and she Andie: Yeah, I did. goes and sits next to Jen on the bed and puts her Counselor: Can you talk about your feelings? arm around her as Jen starts crying.) Andie: Well, um...I guess I'm feeling shocked. I (Cut to Joey looking through an old photo album mean she was so incredibly alive and she had of pictures of her with her mother. She has a tear such a great spirit. It's-it's really a tragedy. rolling down her face. Her dad walks out.) (Jen is disgusted by these fake feelings of Mr.Potter: (looking at the pictures) Seems like a concern so she grabs her things and storms out.) lifetime ago. Your mother loved that dress. I told Counselor: Jennifer? her to take it back, too expensive. She went out (Cut to the cafeteria. Dawson is watching the girl and bought two of em just like it just despite me. hand out the yellow arm bands.) (Joey cracks a small smile.) Girl: Thank you so much for honoring Abby's Mr.Potter: That was your mother. Why are you memory. looking at this? (Joey comes over.) Joey: This girl at my school died on Saturday Joey: Hey. night. She drowned. Dawson: (smiles) Hey. Mr.Potter: Joey, that's terrible. Were you two Joey: Listen, I know we have a lot to talk about close? concerning the other night but.. Joey: No, not particularly. She was sort of a Dawson: Listen, Joey, could we just not ...go nightmare. But it's, uh, sort of got me there...right now? Because I mean there's ...a lot thinking...remembering. going on and we can analyze this to death later Mr.Potter: Joey, we, uh, never really talked about just... your mother or her death... Joey: Right. (Joey kind of looks around and Joey: (obviously avoiding) Well, uh, it's getting scoots in closer.) Dawson, the truth is, I never late and I have to be getting to school so... really liked Abby. (She gets up and takes her cup back into the Dawson: Ditto.

157 Joey: I actually despised her. you. Dawson: It's weird. I mean, Abby was weird, that Jen: And I am so sick and tired of people treating she died was weird, the way she died was weird. I me like I'm some kind of celebrity just because I can't even imagine what the funeral's going to be happened to be at the scene of the crime. It's like. funny. Abby spent her entire life shattering our Joey: I'm not going. fragile egos and that's why people disliked her so Dawson: You're not? intensely. Leave it to Abby. Even in her death Joey: The last funeral I went to was my mom's. I she's still exposing hypocrisy. mean, I haven't even gone to her gravesite. I think Andie: Well, I feel bad but I always tried to reach going to Abby's funeral would just open this out to her and everytime she rejected me. Pandora's Box of emotions that, frankly, I'd rather Jen: She rejected you?! If you hadn't rejected her keep sealed tight. at the wedding, none of this ever would have Dawson: (tentatively) Joey...your mother died happened! three years ago. If you have these feelings you Andie: What? haven't dealt with, how long were you planning on Jen: You kicked us out of the wedding, Andie. waiting? That's why we were at the docks in the first place. Joey: I don't know. I guess I'm just...there's a part Andie: (slowly) Don't say that. of me that's still holding on. That little girl inside is Jen: I'm sorry, okay? I can't--I've got to go home. just waiting for her return. You know, that her (She leaves down the hall. Cut to Dawson coming death was just some cosmic error and eventually, in his front door, he spots his mom coming down God will realize he made a terrible mistake and the stairs.) he'll send her back to me like he did my dad. And Dawson: Hey! ...(smiles) I'll have my mom again. (looks at Gail: Hi honey! So...how was school? Dawson) I know it sounds ridiculous. Dawson: Weird. Everybody's playing the beautiful Dawson: No, no, it's-no. But, I mean, that's a mourners but underneath there's this weird sense child's false hope. Eventually, you're going to have they're all munchkins finally freed from the spell of to let it go. the wicked witch of the east. (Note: Wasn't it the Joey: Yeah, but I don't want to let it go. (pauses) wicked witch of the west?) You don't know what it's like, Dawson. Gail: Well, honey, I know you're dealing with a lot (Cut to Jen, in the bathroom, splashing water on right now, but I have some news I need to share her makeup-stained face. Andie enters.) with you. Andie: Um, Jen? I've been looking all over for Dawson: You sound serious. you. You just stormed out of class. Are you okay? Gail: No, no, no, it's not bad news. It's good news. Jen: If dealing with Abby's death isn't hard Remember the piece I did on the teenage girls? enough, but to watch everybody parade around Dawson: Yeah. like Abby was their best friend, it's sickening. Gail: Well, I won the Peil Vision Award for Aside from me, Abby didn't have a single friend in Excellence for News Broadcasting. Capeside. (Dawson hugs her.) Andie: That's because she was a--(stops herself) Dawson: That's incredible, Mom! Congratulations! Jen: A bitch! Come on, Andie, say it! Abby was a Gail: Oh, but that's not the news. The news is that bitch. because of the award, I've been offered a job as Andie: Well, I wouldn't go that far... network correspondent. It's a lot of money, it's Jen: Yeah, well, you would've three days ago, but high profile, it's...in Philadelphia. now that she's dead you wax poetic about her (Dawson's face drops.) great spirit. It's so insincere! Dawson: Oh. Are you going to take it? Andie: Well, I don't think it's appropriate to maline Gail: Well, professionally, it's a huge leap for me. her character after she's gone! It's what I've always worked for. Jen: It isn't malining if it's true! Believe me, it Dawson: But I don't want to move to would have been easier for everybody if Abby had Philadelphia... just been this wonderful person with this virtuous Gail: Oh, I completely understand that. You're qualities but she wasn't! She was mean! And the halfway through high school. No, I do not want to least we can do is acknowledge who she really uproot you. If I took the job, I assume your father was. would move back in and I would come home as (Jen exits out the bathroom, Andie follows.) often as I could... Andie: Jen, listen, I know this must be hard for Dawson: S-So what about you and Dad? Are you 158 guys just throwing in the towel? (Two women walk by their table. Once they're out Gail: Well, that's the last thing I want, but I'm of earshot...) hitting my head up against the wall here, honey. Andie: Oh, God, Pacey. Don't look now, but Your father doesn't seem to have any interest in Abby's mother just walked in. making things work. So if I walk away from this (Abby's mother turns and spots Andie and walks career opportunity, and I lose this marriage, what towards her.) do I have? Abby’s mother: Don't I know you? Dawson: You still have me. Andie: Yes, Mrs. Morgan, I'm Andie McPhee. You (She smiles. Cut to Grams walking in to Jen's drove me home once. room where Jen's lying on her bed wrapped in a Abby’s mother: Oh, that's right. You're a friend of blanket.) Abby's. She talked a lot about you. Grams: Jennifer, I'm worried about you. (Andie looks at Pacey, confused.) Jen: Don't be. I'm just tired. Andie: She did? Oh, Mrs. Morgan, I am so sorry Grams: You know, I can't say I was particularly about what happened. fond of your friend, Abby. I always had the distinct Abby’s mother: Will you be coming to the impression that she was mocking me. funeral? (Jen smiles.) Andie: Oh, of course...of course I will. Grams: She was, wasn't she? Abby’s mother: You know, no one's offered to Jen: Don't take it personally, Grams. Abby was give a eulogy...and I'm not really familiar with any mocking everyone. of her other school friends, you will be saying a Grams: But she was your friend. It's so hard to few words about her, won't you? understand why God would take someone so Andie: What? young...with so much left to learn, so much left to Abby’s mother: Since she was so fond of you. live. It really tests one's faith. Andie: Sure...sure... Jen: Yeah, well, maybe I didn't have any faith to Abby’s mother: Thank you. begin with. (She walks away. Andie looks at Pacey, worried.) Grams: Well, rest assured, God may work in Andie: A eulogy? mysterious ways but He has a plan. (She stressfully rests her head on her hand on the Jen: Well, if God had a plan for Abby, she table. Cut to Pacey and Andie walking in the rain certainly wasn't following it. to Abby's house.) Grams: God has a plan for everybody, including Pacey: You don't have to deliver this eulogy. Just Abby. Including you. lay low. Pretend Abby's mother you're too upset. Jen: Grams, I really don't want to have a religious Andie: No. I have to find a way to honor Abby's discussion right now. memory both truthfully and respectively. Her Grams: It's times like this that-- family deserves that much. I'll always remember Jen: Grams, please! Okay? the nice things people said at my brother's funeral. Grams: Alright, but...I'm here for you. Whenever (They reach the house, it's nice.) you need me. Pacey: You okay? (Cut to Pacey and Andie in a deli-like restaurant.) Andie: It just occured to me that I've never even Pacey: I can't believe Jen would accuse you of seen her house. It's so pretty. being responsible. She was drunk, she fell, she Pacey: Yeah, I know. I was halfway expecting this drowned. End of story. It was nobody's fault, least gothic castle, you know? The gargoyles leering of all, yours. down on you from the spires... Andie: Yeah, but ...I was so mean to her. (They enter the house. It's nice, lots of flowers.) Pacey: Oh, come on, you've got to be kidding me! Pacey: Okay, this is morbid. Explain to me again (to cashier) Thanks! (to Andie) Abby Morgan was what this is going to accomplish besides making one of the most hideous creatures to ever haunt you even more freaked out? the streets of Capeside and you bent over Andie: I just want to see her room...you know? backwards to befriend her. You really shouldn't be Where she brushed her hair, (pauses) and taking this that hard, Andie. planned her future. Andie: Don't tell me how I should be feeling. If I'm Pacey: Why? upset, then I'm upset. If I feel guilty, then I feel Andie: Look, we'll just say our condulgences and guilty. I think those are perfectly valid feelings. slip into her room. Pacey: You're right, I'm sorry. I just don't like (Cut to Jen drinking liquor on the docks where seeing you like this, okay? there's a bunch of flowers and a cross. She takes 159 a bouquet and throws it over the side of the (Mitch gets up and walks around the desk.) docks. Cut to Andie and Pacey entering Abby's Dawson: Don't you have anything to say? room.) Mitch: Um, I'll call her and congratulate her. Pacey: Hey, what if Abby's mother saw us come Dawson: That's it? You're going to call up, say in here together? She probably thinks I'm trying to congratulations, and just let her walk out of your get lucky in the middle of her daughter's memorial. life. (Dawson gets up angrily) Grab on to those Andie: Oh, this is really strange. It's almost like you love, huh? the room is waiting for her to come back... (He leaves the room. Cut to Jack and Joey at an Pacey: This is really creepy, Andie. Can we go empty Icehouse.) now, please? Jack: So, uh, Joey? Andie: (grabs a book) Wait a minute...this is her Joey: Yeah? diary. The real thoughts of any girl is all in the Jack: I've tried biting my tongue, but, uh, the confines of her personal diary. $64,000 question has to be asked...(speaking into Pacey: (takes it) You know what? People's the mop handle) What's up with you and Dawson? privacy deserves to be respected, even in death. Joey: (smiles) Nothing. Andie: (takes it back) This isn't for my curiosity, Jack: Oh, yeah, "nothing". You two shared a Pacey. This is for Abby. I want to be able to give pretty conspicuous not-a-nothing kiss the other her a eulogy that does justice to her character. night. Come on... (Andie's sitting on the bed. Pacey comes and sits Joey: Yeah, well, we're putting it on hold. We next to her.) have enough to deal with without adding our Andie: (flipping through the book) Hmmm. (picks complicated relationship to the mix so... one) "Dear Diary, Another unbelievably annoying Jack: Alright, alright. I'll buy that...I'll buy that. day here on Walton's Mountain. That slut Jen So...how are you feeling otherwise? Lindley literally stole my new boyfriend and right Joey: Um...okay. I've obviously had a lot on my out from under my nose. (looks at Pacey) She's a mind lately but...how are you feeling about this bleachblonde hoes-bag." She was probably just whole thing? having a bad day. Jack: Alright, I know this sounds a little morbid Pacey: Sure... but...I keep thinking about how Abby and I kissed Andie: (flips and finds another one) Okay.."Dear at Dawson's birthday party which means I'm Diary, My mother is driving me insane. I hate her probably the last person she ever kissed. so much I must be adopted. There's no way I Joey: At least she went out with a bang! could share the same genes with that dried-up old (Jack laughs. Joey laughs and covers her face wench." with her hands.) Pacey: I'm sure it's just another bad day, right? Joey: I can't believe I just said that. Andie: (nods) Yeah. (finds another) Okay. "Dear Jack: I can't either. Diary, That new girl Andie is such a (mad) psycho! (They're cracking up. Cut to Dawson editing his How many ways can you tell a person you don't movie.) like them..." What?! "She just won't take a hint! (Onscreen) God! And that boyfriend of hers is a--" Kim (Abby): Look, I am sorry if I threatened you (Pacey grabs it away.) and your safety net. And contrary to popular Pacey: You know what? I don't want to know. I belief, I am not trying to ruin your life and I am don't want to hear it. Out the door now. Please. trying so hard not to-- (Cut to Mitch in a classroom. Dawson walks in.) (There's a knock at the door, offscreen. It's Mitch: Dawson, hey! Pacey.) Dawson: Hey. Dawson: Hey. Mitch: I was just thinking about you... Pacey: Hey, man. Working late, huh? (Dawson sits down depressingly on the desk.) Dawson: Yeah. Mitch: You know, when I was young my first few Pacey: Your mom told me I could find you here. experiences with death were...shocking. And as I Dawson: So what's up? get older, it doesn't get any easier but...it does Pacey: I don't know, really. Mrs. Morgan asked kind of make you put your life into perspective. Andie to give a eulogy indulging Abby's virtues. Makes you want to grab on to the people you love Dawson: How do you speak glowingly about a girl and never let go. who rode to school on a broomstick. Dawson: And on that note...um, Mom was offered Pacey: It's just so frustrating, Dawson. I've been a job as a network correspondent in Philadelphia. trying so hard to set everything straight for Andie, 160 but I've got no control over these things. Mr.Potter: What are you thinking about? Dawson: I know what you mean. That's why I'm Joey: I've been trying to remember Mom and... I here. can't get a clear picture of her in my head. It was Pacey: It must be a sort of surreal experience the scariest thing... I mean, it's like she's slowly editing a movie in which one of your leading ladies fading away and ...do you know what I mean? is no longer. Mr.Potter: (nods) Joey, when I was in prison, I (Dawson presses play.) missed your mother. The loss combined with the (onscreen) guilt was almost too much for me. But...I look at Kim (Abby): Look, contrary to popular belief, I did you, and I know she's still here. not come here to ruin your life and I am trying so (Joey looks at him, questionably.) hard not to do that... Mr.Potter: You are so like your mother, Joey. She (Abby starts smiling, then laughing.) was tough ...and independent ...and funny. Abby: I'm sorry but she has food in her teeth. (laughs) In the same way you're funny. She was (offscreen. Pacey and Dawson laugh. Cut to Jen stubborn. Oh, she was stubborn. If you would tell walking into the kitchen at her house and Grams her the skiesblue, she would say it was green. is cooking.) (Joey smiles.) Grams: Perfect timing. Dinner's almost ready. Mr.Potter: She's not gone. She lives on in you. (Jen walks over and leans over the pan. Grams And that comforts me to know end. gets a whif.) (Cut to Pacey and Andie walking down the Grams: Jennifer, have you been drinking again? beach.) Jen: Not only have I been drinking, but I am drunk Andie: Uh, it's only a few hours til the funeral and out of my mind. I have no idea what I'm going to say. Grams: Jennifer, don't do this to yourself! Don't Pacey: Make something up. Tell them that Abby mask your grief with alcohol! I try to feel your pain, was a wonderful person and she'll be deeply this drinking will only make things worse. missed, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Jen: (smiling) Worse? Come on. Worse than Andie: You want me to lie? what? Pacey: Well, you could tell the truth. That she was Grams: Think of the good times you shared with a hideous abdomination and the world will be Abby, she'd want you to remember her that way. much better without her. Jen: Well then you obviously didn't know Abby too Andie: Right and watch her mother have a heart well! She's probably down there with Beelzebub, attack and collapse into the aisle. God, Pacey, doing tequila shooters and laughing at all of us! what am I going to do? Grams: You have to believe that Abby is in God's Pacey: I'll give the speech. hands. He has a special place in his kingdom for Andie: You'd do that for me? the children. Pacey: I'd do anything to keep you from having a Jen: Yeah? God's got a five-bedroom beach nervous breakdown. condo in Maui for dead kids? Andie: I'm not about to have a nervous Grams: Jennifer! breakdown. Jen: Okay, Grams, for the last time, there is no Pacey: Well, I'm about to have a nervous God and there is no heaven and there is no peace breakdown living vicariously through you, so... and there is no hope. The only truth that I know is Andie: Really? Listen, Pacey, I know what it's like pain. So you can just keep your Sunday School to love someone who has the propensity to fables to yourself because they make me puke! become mentally-unhinged and I don't want to be Grams: Does it give you so much pleasure to that person to you. shock and offend me?! I am trying to be Pacey: Andie, what am I supposed to do? Sit understanding but you insist on disobeying my back and watch you agonize. If you're in distress, rules and polluting my house with your how can I help but come to your rescue? disrespectful blastering. Andie: Well, if I'm drowning in the ocean, yes, Jen: I guess you're finally sick of me, huh? I throw me a lifeline but...don't let our roles become guess your infinite patience and compassion etched in stone. I mean, me the helpless lunatic aren't as infinte as we thought. You know, if I can't and you, the hero on horseback. I need to take just be myself and speak my mind...maybe I care of myself. I'm going to deliver this speech, I'll should just move out! think of somethin'. Grams: Jennifer! Pacey: Okay... (Cut to Joey and her dad eating breakfast.) (He kisses her on the top of her head. Cut to 161 Abby's funeral. Pacey and Andie are sitting in a and as much as that knowledge is disturbing, it's pew.) true. And it's real. And for a world that is so Pacey: Look, it's not too late to duck out of here. saturated with phoniness and lies, for that small Andie: No, Pacey, I'm going to do this, even if it amount, for that little bit of honesty, I will always kills me. be grateful to her. Pacey: Okay, well, maybe we'll just slip you in the (Jen walks down from the stand and heads back coffin with Abby. to her pew, where her Grams stands up and walks (Andie looks at him.) out of the church. Abby's mother looks back at Pacey: It was a joke! I'm kidding... Andie. Andie stands up and walks to the stand.) (Joey walks in and takes off her black cardigan Andie: Um, there are people who give me comfort over a black dress. She walks to the pew in my life...who when the going gets rough, which Dawson's sitting in.) it unbearably does, I can count on them for a Dawson: Hey! shoulder to cry on. And they will pick me up when (She sits down.) I fall, and hold me in their arms while I cry and tell Dawson: You made it. me that everything is going to be alright. I am so (She just smiles) thankful for these people, they are priceless. But Joey: Just hold my hand. there's another group of people, just as important (Dawson smiles. Grams walks in and takes a seat and just as priceless...they're the people who next to Jen.) challenge me, who push me to my breaking Jen: It's the good samaritan of Capeside. points, and who force me to muster courage that I Grams: Jennifer, listen, I-I lost a lot of sleep last never thought I had. Abby Morgan was one of night and I do hope that we can avoid ugly scenes those people. In her own truth-telling way, she like last night in the future. I wanted to let you gave me strength. I'm a much stronger woman know that I forgive you. because of her. A woman who I never thought Jen: I'm not looking for your forgiveness, Grams. that I could be. She gave me that gift. She was I'm looking for your understanding. And that's one of a kind. There's no one like her and she will something that you've never been able to provide. always hold a special place in my heart. (The funeral begins.) (Cut to everybody outside around her coffin. Cut Preacher: We are here today, to remember the to Andie and Pacey putting a single yellow flower life of Abigail Morgan. But before we begin, I'd like on her coffin. Cut to the priest reading from the to invite those of you, who'd like to share your Bible. Cut to Abby's mother crying. Cut to Jen memories with Abby, to come forward at this time. placing a yellow flower on her coffin. Cut to (Dawson looks around, no one's getting up. everybody walking away from it. Cut to Dawson Finally, Jen gets up. She walks up to the stand.) and Joey walking alone through the trees at the Jen: My name is Jen Lindley. And I was friends graveyard.) with Abby, as much as anyone could be because Dawson: I was editing my movie yesterday. And I Abby had a toxic personality, in fact it was almost just kept watching Abby's footage over and over bordering on radioactive. Abby could be cruel and and over and then it hit me just how fleeting life is. Abby could be spiteful, and Abby could certainly You know? And I don't want to die with unlived life be petty. She spent her days mischieviously on my face. And I don't want to go to my grave stirring up trouble, and creating calamity, and regretting what my life could have been if I'd only generally, taking pleasure in other people's pain. taken action and maybe this is the wrong time to You know, in Sunday School, they teach us that say this to you but Joey ...I am so happy about God made Man in his image. Well, if God made what happened between us the other night. Abby in his own image then what does that say (She just keeps on walking, showing no emotion.) about God? God has always been such a mystery Dawson: Okay, I could just keep on talking until to me. I mean, what kind of diety creates a world you say something but usually the more I talk the that is so full of suffering and so full of pain. I tell more chances I have at screwing up so-- you what, Abby taught me a lot. She taught me (She turns and kisses him. She smiles.) how to do a tequila shooter with one hand tied Joey: Of course, I'm happy. (Her expression gets behind my back, and she taught me to live life by somewhat sadder) Right now, I have to go my own set of values, and not follow the crowd, in someplace. hopes of winning some phantom popularity Dawson: Okay. contest. But most of all, what's most important, is Joey: Do you think you could walk me there? Abby taught me the sadistic nature of our God Dawson: (smiles) Absolutely. 162 Joey: Thanks... (Joey lays her head on Dawson's shoulder. Cut to (Cut to Andie and Pacey.) Jen walking up the stairs to her porch where Pacey: You know, I have to admit. You have had there's a bunch of suitcases, packed, and her me worried these last few days, McPhee. But, as Grams is putting more things in them.) usual, you managed to pull it off with flying colors. Jen: Grams? Andie: I think I needed this whole experience, Grams: How could you, Jennifer! Pacey. It just, it brought me closer to Tim. Jen: You packed up all my stuff. (Andie sees Jen sitting alone over by the coffin.) Grams: I went to that funeral today to try and give Andie: Uh, I'm going to go talk to her. you some support, to rectify some of the damage (Cut to Jen and Andie walks up.) in our fragile relationship. Only to find you Jen: Andie, I can not apoligize enough. Abby's heartlessly thumbing your nose at me, in a house death wasn't your fault. It was mine. of God no less. Andie: What? Jen: Grams, that speech wasn't for you, it was for Jen: I invited her out. I got her drunk. I could have Abby. And I regret it, I do. And I know that it was saved her. wrong and I know that I offended your beliefs— Andie: No, Jen, you did everything you could. Grams: This is not about my beliefs! Or free The water was rough, the current was too strong. speech or any other philosophical nonsense, this Jen: I saw her in the water and...she was so is about the truth. And the truth is you deliberately scared... tried to wound me in that chapel and take out all Andie: Jen...don't think about that, okay? your pain and rage at the world on me. Jen: Because I'm weak, and I couldn't accept the Jen: Grams, Grams, wait! blame, I had to deflect it onto everybody else. Grams: You want understanding? How about a Onto Capeside. Onto you. Onto my Grams. And little understanding in return? How about a little that speech! That f-(almost says it but doesn't and compassion for me? Not just about my beliefs, but pauses) speech. What was I thinking, huh? for me? Your grandmother, who loves you, who Andie: Well, I'm a people pleaser. And sometimes would do anything for you, who would die for you! in order to succeed in that, you have to be phony. Jen: Wait, Grams! Grandma! Wait a minute! Abby was the exact opposite. She put her truth Grams: You should be living with someone else. above everything. And that's what you did. It was Someone who you respect, and clearly, I am not a memorial for Abby and you were just being that person. All that time you spend rebelling truthful to her spirit. against me is getting you nowhere. So even Jen: Sometimes I don't think it's appropriate to though it pains me more than you will ever know, speak your truth, it's better just to shut up. Jennifer. I want you to move out. Find somewhere Andie: Oh, God, Jen. Abby kept a diary. It was else to live! pretty nasty. And if her mom finds it, she's going (Grams shuts the door on Jen and leans against to be devastated. it, crying. Cut to Jen outside crying. Cut to Andie (Cut to Dawson and Joey walking past some more opening the door to the Morgan's) trees. Dawson hangs back and Joey slowly Andie: Mrs. Morgan? Hello? Hello? approaches a spot. Joey starts crying. It's her (She goes up the stairs. Cut to Andie going into mother's grave ["Lillian Josephine Potter"]. Joey Abby's room. She opens a dresser drawer and sets the flowers down and runs her finger along pulls out the notebook and when Andie looks in the etching of the gravestone. Dawson walks up the mirror. She sees Abby standing behind her in slowly to her.) the closet wearing a white outfit. Andie spins Joey: I just, um, hope wherever she is, she's around revealing nothing there. Andie closes her happy. eyes, breathing heavy and opens them again. Cut Dawson: She's happy. She's looking down on to ending credits.) you, and she's very happy.

163 Reunited

(Dawson's room - everyone is there watching a Pacey: Hey. (looks again) Wow. movie, eating popcorn. It's Andie, Pacey, Dawson, Andie: He said with zero enthusiasm... Joey, Jack, and Jen) (Andie walks off.) Dawson: (shuts off the movie) Okay..movie Pacey: You got a new 'do... break! (He gets up and grabs his bottle of water (Jack is giving him the 'cut it out' gestures.) and looks around the room and starts laughing) Is Andie: You don't like it. anyone else struck by the humor of this moment Pacey: I didn't say that. that we're all in the same room at the same time. Jack: He didn't say that! Jack: (eating popcorn) Yeah, I think it's bizarre...I Andie: New hairstyles are judged by immediate mean, the way we all started the school year and response. Yours was lackless. how we all managed to come out as friends... Pacey: No--I--Well, I think you look fantastic, Andie: Yeah, like St. Elmo's! sweetheart.You just don't look like...you? Joey: St. Elmo's from hell. Andie: Keep digging your personal charm on. Dawson: Thought would be a negative spin. Pacey: You know what? I love it! Jack-- Joey: I just think it's important in times of model Jack: He loves it! He clearly loves it! and reflection to incorporate a little honesty.. Pacey: You're beautiful! You've never-- (Jen sits up.) Andie: Liars..both of you. Jen: You know what? I happen to agree with Pacey: You--anyway, about tonight, I was thinking Joey. I mean, sure, we've all grown to tolerate movie, dinner, romantic stroll down by the docks... each other but we're still a long way off from Andie: Think again. I've got to study for 90210-land of best friends forever. finals...not to mention...take care of Mom. Pacey: I don't know...I kind of think that Andie's Pacey: It's Friday night. You have plenty of time got a point. I mean, there has been a lot of to hit the books over the weekend. What do you hanging out lately. say we take tonight off? Jack: Yeah, like when? Andie: You know, you should, YOU should take Pacey: (mouthful of popcorn) Like right now, for the the night off, I would love it, but I'm going to instance. Have we even stopped to consider why study thanks. we've all come here together tonight if not our Pacey: (to Jack) Do I deserve this? need to go habitate in, dare I say it, a click. Andie: (looking at a textbook) Oh, geez! How (Jen makes a face of disgust.) could I do this?! Joey: Scary... Pacey: What? Andie: Yeah, Pacey, when you say it like that... Andie: DAMNIT! Dawson: Wait a minute, though, I mean no Pacey: What's the matter? offense to anybody here, but I called up Pacey to Andie: I brought the wrong book for Pre-Calc., invite him over to watch a couple of movies..that Mrs. Sanders is going to kill me. hardly qualifies as group hanging out. Pacey: Maybe it's in your locker. Pacey: Yeah, but I invited Andie... Andie: Yeah, well, it better be, I'll see you later. Andie: And I invited Jack. (She storms off and Pacey turns to Jack.) Joey: And I better not need an invitation! Pacey: Okay? So.. (Dawson and Joey kiss.) Jack: It's the hair, okay? She's extra Jen: And I live here now. sensitive...she did it herself! Pacey: Let's face it, guys, we are this far away (Jack walks off.) from the Peach Pit. Pacey: Well, ain't love grand. (Everyone turns and stares at him.) (Cut to Andie digging through her locker and then Joey: Kill him. she angrily hits it. She looks around and sees a Andie: ATTACK! guy, he's tall, dark haired (her brother Tim). She (They all grab pillows and start hitting each other. smiles at him and almost starts crying. She looks There's feathers flying everywhere and everyone's back into her locker and gets out the right book. laughing. Dawson's Creek theme.) She smiles at the guy again. Cut to Dawson (Cut to outside of Capeside High. Andie and Jack reading a board when Joey comes up behind him walk up to Pacey, Andie's hair is brown.) and kisses him on the cheek.) Andie: Hey. Joey: So, what's the plan for tonight?

164 Dawson: Uh, I dunno, maybe rent a movie... you and-- Joey: Dawson, do you know what we've done for Gail: No, it's okay, honey. What do you say we the past four Friday nights? Here's a hint: Be kind, just have a night of good food, good music, good rewind. conversation, and just put the past on the back Dawson: Okay, so maybe we won't rent a movie. burner for awhile. We'll watch a movie instead! Jen: I'd have to say that's the best offer I've Joey: (Sarcastically) Har har. gotten in awhile! Dawson: It's not like I prefer the situation. I mean, (Cut to Mitch and Miss Kennedy walking down the I do try to make our evenings as spontaneous as street.) possible. Mitch: Entre Nous, I wonder what that means in Joey: (smiles) No offense to you, Dawson, but I French. think because we've been friends for so long and Miss Kennedy: Oh, it means, "just between us". no each other so well...our chemistry, the only Mitch: Like a secret. thing it doesn't produce is spontaneity. Miss Kennedy: Or a kiss. Dawson: Ah, well, that's me. Captain A-Hum- (They kiss.) Drum. Mitch: Well, that was slightly unexpected. Joey: I said us. Miss Kennedy: It was? Dawson: You meant me. Mitch: Yeah. Joey: I have to admit that I am a little surprised Miss Kennedy: Well, we've been spending a lot that you're okay with this considering it is our one of time together at school, we've went out on a month anniversary for whatever we are...or few dates, it's clear that we enjoy each other's were...(smiles) or are. company. It's only natural that things progress. Dawson: Joey, we are boring, trite people. We Mitch: You're right, you're right. It's just I'm kind of are absolutely incapable of sponteneity. We do like teenager about all this in need of a lot of things like plan and organize and make practice. reservations weeks in advance at top-notch Miss Kennedy: Well, the key is not to think about restaurants for one-month anniversaries to it. Think about how beautiful the evening is, how celebrate whatever it is we are...or were...(smiles) quaint the restaurant is that we're about to enter, or are. even how romantic a streetlight can be-- Joey: (smiling and hugs him) You didn't! (Mitch kisses her again.) Dawson: It was going to be a surprise until you Mitch: After you my (french word that I missed) got all persnickety on me. Miss Kennedy: Ah, merci. Joey: I didn't get persnickety! (Cut to Dawson and Joey walking hand-in-hand to Dawson: Yeah, it's okay, though! You're a very the restaurant.) cute persnickety. Joey: Entre Nous? That's where we're going? Joey: I did not get persnickety. Dawson: Yep! (Dawson smiles and laughs.) Joey: Dawson, that's too expensive. Joey: Okay, that was persnickety. Dawson: Well, the stock market was high, I had a (They laugh. Cut to Jen sitting out on the Leery little extra to throw in... porch staring at her house. Gail walks up.) Joey: Dawson, seriously. It doesn't matter where Gail: You could call her... we eat... Jen: Who? Dawson: Joey, we have been together for one Gail: Who do you think? month...I want to take you to a meal in an Jen: I just don't think I'd have a whole lot to say to establishment where (completely missed her. And at this point I don't think she'd have a phrase)... whole lot to say to me either. (Joey looks at him like 'What?') Gail: Aw, don't say that. Dawson: Okay, I do admit that that was a Jen: I want to talk to her but...where would it prepared statement. lead? Maybe I'd move back in, a few weeks of Joey: Yeah, I figured. considerable reconciliation, and then the Dawson: (laughs) C'mere. inevitable ideology clash. I just accept that there (They kiss. Cut to inside Entre Nous where the are certain people who aren't meant to fit in your band is playing and people are dancing. Cut to life. No matter how much you want them to be. Dawson arguing with the maitre'd.) Gail: I'm infinitely familiar with that predicament. Dawson: I made reservations two weeks ago! Jen: Oh! I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to imply that M: I'm sorry. I didn't realize there were two Leery 165 parties. ME? WHY! Dawson: Two Leery parties? (She leans on "Tim" and they sit there in the car. M: Well, yes. (motions towards Mitch and Miss Cut to Jen carrying in wood for the fire in the Kennedy sitting at a booth.) Leery house.) (Mitch looks up and is surprised.) Jen: Hey Gail, can I ask you a question that kind Mitch: Dawson? of breaks our back burner rule? Dawson: Dad. Great. Gail: Sure. (Cut to Andie at the therapist.) Jen: What kind of hope to you have of the hope of Therapist: It's possible that you're experiencing you and Mr. Leery getting back together? symptoms called complicated grief. Your medical Gail: Well, I'd be lying if I said I didn't think about it history makes you sort of susceptible to this kind everyday. of anxiety on the loss of a loved one. Jen: I mean, have you--did you try to get him Andie: This doesn't have anything to do with my back? brother. Gail: I've made a few attempts here and there. Therapist: I'm talking about Abby Morgan. Her But it's pointless, Jen. You can't connive or intice death seems to have upset you a great deal which love. By definition it has to find it's way to you. ultimately may have triggered unresolved issues Jen: Dawson said that you got a job offer in with your brother's passing. It's critical that we Philadelphia...are you going to take that? stay on top of this. Have you seen Abby any other Gail: I don't know. I'm waiting for that sign. times besides the incident you spoke of a month Jen: Sign? ago? Gail: You know, one of those small moments in Andie: No, no...just that one time. In fact, now life that provide some clarity. A little occurance that I think about it...I may not have seen her at that provides you with where you need to go, who all. you need to be with, or not be with... Therapist: It's okay if you did, Andie. Jen: Smoke! Andie: No, no, I don't think I did... Gail: I think that sign's a little extreme. Therapist: (writing something down) This is my Jen: No, I mean, I smell smoke! home number. I want you to call me if you feel Gail: Oh my God! The potroast! your anxiety getting worse. Also, I want you in Jen: Oh! here early next week and we can decide then if (They run for the kitchen. Cut to Dawson, Miss you're in need of any medication. Kennedy, Mitch, and Joey squeezed around a Andie: Medication? Uh, but you said that I small table at Entre Nous.) wouldn't have to go back on? Mitch: I guess we were lucky that they could Therapist: It's different now. What's going on squeeze us all in together... inside you, Andie, may not be healing itself (A waiter bumps Dawson's chair and he is not properly. The sooner we confront this, the better. looking too happy.) (Cut to Andie walking to her car. She gets in and Dawson: I'll say. (sarcastically) Lucky. looks over and it's her hallucination of Tim.) Mitch: Dawson. Nicole and I were just discussing Tim: I like your hair. your summer plans. Andie: Thanks. Miss Kennedy: Yes, your father mentioned the Tim: Did you tell her about me? possibility of you interning in Hollywood. I'm sure I Andie: (shakes her head no) I couldn't... could set you up with a summer job at an agency Tim: That's good. What we have is a secret. or a production company. Andie: Not for long. They're going to find out Dawson: Isn't that the city that you said, and I about you and then we're going to have to leave quote, "eat me for breakfast"? each other... Miss Kennedy: Look, I'm sorry if I was hasty in Tim: I'm not going anywhere. my analysis. Andie: Promise me? Because I can't lose you, I Dawson: Apology not accepted. don't have this with anyone else. Nobody listens Mitch:: Dawson! You don't mean that. like you do. Dawson: Yes, I do. I spent months working on Tim: I know... that film which you gave two seconds of thought Andie: I'm so scared... to before annihilating. After which, you proceeded (She sits there and then starts hitting her hands to steer me away from the business as much as on the steering wheel.) possible, but now, since you're dating my father, Andie: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME? WHY all of a sudden I'm worthy of an internship. 166 Miss Kennedy: You asked me to be truthful, repercussions that I'm not ready to deal with. Dawson. Now I may not be a fan of your work, but Besides, why do I have to tell him in the first I am a fan of your enthusiasm. There are plenty of place? Would you understand if you were him? opportunities in the film business, not just (Cut to Andie's perspective where Tim's there.) creatively speaking. Tim: I guess I wouldn't. Dawson: Ah, so I'm not creative enough. Andie: Then there's nothing I can do. Miss Kennedy: You're misunderstanding me. Tim: Something...(long pause) You can choose. Dawson: I don't think I am. Andie: I won't do that, Brown. Waiter: Alright, are you guys ready to order? (Pacey leaps out from around the corner to see Mitch: (forces a smile) Uh, yeah. who she's talking to and he finds nobody and he Joey: (to Mitch and Miss Kennedy) You guys go stares at Andie confused. Cut to Jen drinking a ahead. Dawson and I will be right back. Coke at the bar. Joey walks up to her.) (They get up and walk to the bar.) Joey: Jen! Joey: So this is your idea of a romantic evening? Jen: J-Joey? Dawson: Joey, that woman trashed my movie, Joey: What are you doing here? came this close to crushing all of my career hopes Jen: I'm here with Gail. and now she's stealing my dream, what am I Joey: Yeah, we saw. supposed to do? Talk about the weather? Jen: We? Joey: Dawson, I know. I realize this. But by letting Joey: I'm here with Dawson and his father her get the best of you, you're putting a petty little and....Miss Kennedy. battle before us and our night. I mean, it's Jen: Oh. upsetting. Joey: Yeah... Dawson: I'm sorry. Hey, for the sake of our Jen: Not good... evening, I will rise above. (Joey nods. Jen looks at Mitch sitting at the table (They kiss.) by himself.) Dawson: Okay? Jen: Or maybe not so bad. (Joey turns to see Jen and Gail entering into Entre (Joey looks at her confused. Cut to Dawson sitting Nous.) down by Mitch.) Joey: Oh, no... Dawson: Where'd Nicole go? Dawson: Is this a French restaurant or a French Mitch: To the bathroom. (missed word)? Dawson: Um, I don't know if you watched the (Cut to Pacey and Andie laying on Andie's bed entrance just now but um-- watching television. Andie's a little fidgety.) Mitch: Your mother. I saw her. Andie: I'm going to go get something to drink. Dawson: And you're not stressing out about this? (She gets up and leaves and Pacey stares after Mitch: What's there to stress about? She's seen her. Cut to Andie in the kitchen, she grabs a glass me with Nicole before. out of the cupboard and turns to find Tim.) Dawson: Dad, whether you choose to ignore it or Andie: (angrily) You're late. I thought you'd come not, Mom is moments away from choosing earlier. whether to leave Capeside indefinitely. Tim: Are you okay? Mitch: Well her decision to leave or not has Andie: Look, we can't talk right now, okay? nothing to do with me. Pacey's upstairs and I don't want him to find out Dawson: It has everything to do with you. She's about— not just leaving for a great opportunity, she's Tim: I don't care about him, Andie. I care about running away from you. From your relationship, you. And I hate seeing you like this. your unfinished business. Andie: Look, you know what? It's just too hard Mitch: Unfinished business is only a matter of having you both here at the same time, okay?! paperwork and signatures now. (Cut back up to Andie's room, Pacey moves to Dawson: I don't believe that, and I know you don't turn the other way on the bed and he moves the either. Dad I'm telling you, if there is even the pillows and under Andie's he finds a photo album. smallest part of you that wants to work things out He flips through a few pages then gets up and with her, don't let her leave. For your sake and for heads downstairs. On the way down he hears mine. Andie talking to herself.) (Cut to the bathroom. Gail and Miss Kennedy Andie: It's not like that, Brown. I can't just tell him. come out of a stall the same time. They see each It's not that easy. There are too many other, of course and Gail has a pissed off look on 167 her face.) album) will you explain these? Miss Kennedy: Hello, Gail. Andie: It's a photo album. Gail: I was actually contemplating ignoring you. Pacey: No, it's pictures of you and your family that Miss Kennedy: I'm sure you were. I've never seen before! Alright, you had them out Gail: You wouldn't by any chance happen to be and were going through them, why? here with-- Andie: It's none of your business. Miss Kennedy: Yes, I am. Pacey: Andie, you changed your hair back to how Gail: Well, that just sucks, doesn't it? it was in these photos of you and your brothers! Miss Kennedy: I'm sorry? Andie: And? Gail: Well, I just got here. Maybe I should call it a Pacey: And coming on the heels of a month in night. which you have been acting anything but normal, I Miss Kennedy: Maybe. It would only be fair to just find it a little odd that all of a sudden you Mitch. would revert back to a hairstyle you had three Gail: On second thought, I think I'll let Mitch years ago! decide what's fair for Mitch. (smiles) Enjoy your Andie: So that is what this is all about? You're meal. freaking out because I went back to an old (She leaves. Cut to Andie and Pacey in the hairstyle. Which one of us has the problem here? kitchen.) Pacey: Just tell me that your hair has nothing to Andie: You were listening to me! do with these pictures... Pacey: You're damn right I was listening to you! Andie: Give me back the book. What's going on here? Pacey: Why are you acting like this? Andie: I don't know what you're talking about. Andie: I said, give me back the book! Pacey: Don't pull that with me. Who were you on (She rips it out of his hands and turns around and the phone with? accidentily smashes a lamp and some stuff on a Andie: I wasn't on the phone. table. She and Pacey just kind of stand there for a Pacey: Were you talking to another guy? minute.) Andie: I don't want to talk about this. Will you just Andie: Uh, you know what? You can stay here if please leave? you want but I'm really tired and I'm going to bed. Pacey: Tell me! Are you seeing somebody else?! (She runs upstairs as Pacey kneels down by the Andie: NO! mess and flips open the photo album. He picks up Pacey: THEN WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?! a picture of Andie with brown hair, Jack, and Tim, Andie: It's none of your business, now will you looking identical to the guy Andie keeps seeing.) please just leave me alone! (Cut to a waiter pouring Gail some wine.) Pacey: No, I'm not leaving! Gail: Thank you for squeezing us in at the last Andie: I mean it this time Pacey! minute. Pacey: Andie, ever since Abby died, your moods Waiter: A pleasure. (motioning to the wine) have been completely unpredictable. (he turns her Compliments of the house. You're officially Entre around) Look at me! Okay? I mean, one minute Nous' favorite anchorwoman. you're all over me and the next, you don't even Gail: Thank you. want to see me! (slower) So if it doesn't have (He walks off. Gail looks at the dance floor.) anything to do with someone else...I can't....I can't Gail: Look at all those happy people. I never help but think... thought romance could be so disgusting. Andie: What? Say it. Jen: (laughs) Nice try, Gail, but once a romantic, Pacey: I'm just wondering if it's maybe some kind always a romantic. of mental situation... Gail: Oh, you think so? Andie: (pissed off) You had to go there. Jen: Oh, I know so. And I would bet that if that Pacey: Well it's a logical place to go, Andie... band was to strike of a song that struck a chord in Andie: If you don't like having a wacko for a you, your eyes would well up in a matter of girlfriend then why don't you do us both a favor seconds. and just break up with me! Gail: Well, I guess there's certain songs with extra Pacey: I just want to help you, Andie. meaning. Andie: No, you don't want to help me, Pacey. You Jen: Did you and Mitch have a song? Just out of want explanations for things I can't give you curiosity. explanations for. (The waiters sets down their salads.) Pacey: Okay...(walks over and picks up the photo Gail: (to the waiter) Thank you. 168 (Cut to Mitch's table. A waiter walks up.) commercialality of a When Harry Met Sally but the Waiter: Sorry to interrupt. But this wine is sent drier more ironic tone of Nichols and Meg. from another table who wishes to remain Joey: Miss Kennedy, just out of curiosity, what do nameless. you think was the most lacking thing about Miss Kennedy: I just feel that the quality in film Dawson's film? these days....the story is lacking... Miss Kennedy: Do we have to go through this (Mitch looks over at Gail across the room and again? smiles.) Dawson: No, we don't. Miss Kennedy: (cont.) Dawson, promise me Joey: I think we should... when you're a Hollywood big-wig you won't spend Mitch: Joey. your time "trying" to make big money pictures. Joey: I'm sorry, Mr. Leery, but there's obviously a (Dawson fakes a smile.) serious undercurrent of tension between Dawson Joey: You don't really mean that, Miss Kennedy. and Miss Kennedy...and it seems to me that the Miss Kennedy: Excuse me? only way that they can have peace is if they Joey: Well, since you've already made it perfectly confront the issue that Miss Kennedy finds your clear that Dawson won't have anything to do with son to be completely and totally without a talent or film, it's a little persnickety of you to imply that he ability or any way, shape, or form. may somebody be a Hollywood big-wig, isn't it? Miss Kennedy: No, no, I didn't say that. Miss Kennedy: (forces a laugh) Persnickety... Joey: Then what was it you did say? (Joey stares at her and shrugs. Cut to Pacey Dawson: Yeah, what exactly did you say? sweeping up the mess and Jack's there.) Miss Kennedy: Look, I believe that the key to Jack: What happened? success is not only having a dream but having the Pacey: It's your sister, man. We got into a fight right dream. Many people aspire to be writers and and this is what happened... directors but very few actually have the potential.. Jack: Man... Dawson: Who are you to be judging anybody's Pacey: Jack, something is wrong, I mean really, potential? You spent a couple years in Hollywood really wrong... before disappearing into some small East Coast Jack: Last night I caught her talking to herself. I town to teach high school. Whatever success you mean, she said she wasn't but I heard her. had in Hollywood couldn't be much. Pacey: So did I! I mean, tonight, I heard her in the Miss Kennedy: Well then it shouldn't matter what kitchen and I thought she was talking to I think of your ability, should it? somebody on the phone... Mitch: Well, he's a kid with a dream, Nicole. Isn't Jack: Talking to who? it your job as a teacher to encourage him to follow Pacey: I don't know. I didn't hear the whole it? conversation...but...it sounded like she was talking Miss Kennedy: That's a really cozy fantasy, to somebody named Brown... Mitch. But life has a meaner bite than that. (Jack's face falls.) Joey: You know, there's a name for individuals Pacey: You know who that is. who focus on life's meaner bites. It's called bitter. (Andie's been listening. She's been slipping down Miss Kennedy: Well, on that note, if you'll excuse the stairs without Jack and Pacey noticing.) me. Andie: It's my name for Tim...When I was little I (She gets up. Dawson leans over to Joey.) couldn't pronounce Timothy...so I called him by Dawson: Joey, can I talk to you for a second? my favorite color, brown. You think I'm crazy but Joey: (to Mitch) Excuse me. I'm not! (They leave and a waiter comes up.) Jack: Andie, nobody said that! Waiter: Is everything alright? Andie: I know what you're thinking but I'm not (Mitch laughs. Dawson and Joey move back over crazy. I'm not like Mom. I see Tim and he is here. by the bar.) Pacey: We know, Andie. Dawson: What's going on? (Andie starts crying and runs down the stairs Joey: What are you talking about? around the corner and into a room where she Dawson: You know exactly what I'm talking shuts and locks the door.) about. Not ten minutes after you warn me to start Pacey: Andie! Andie!! C'mon Andie, open this practicing a little bit of decorum, you start pushing door. Andie! Open this door! every button at that table. (Cut back to Mitch's table at Entre Nous.) Joey: You'll find out momentarily. Miss Kennedy: I want it to have the Dawson: I can't-- 169 (Jen walks up.) Jack: Come on! Maybe we can jimmy it, I'll go get Jen: Alright, kids. Operation Reunited has begun. a knife. Dawson: What is going on? Pacey: Andie, come on! Open this door please! Joey: Don't worry. (Cut to inside the door, where Andie is. She sees Jen: You'll find out. Tim in the mirror.) (The maitre'd walks up.) Tim: Andie, stop crying. M: Ladies, I see you received the wine you asked Andie: Go away! for... (Cut back outside the door.) Joey: Yes. Thank you. Pacey: I'm not going anywhere, Andie. Dawson: Alright, he knows. The maitre'd knows (Back inside) and I don't know. Andie: Not you! Tim! Joey: Just wait. (Back outside) (Cut to Mitch going to take a seat by Gail.) Pacey: (panicky) Is Tim in there with you? JACK! Mitch: Familiar song. (Back inside) Gail: Not familiar enough, Mitch. Andie: I said just go! You're not real! (She throws Mitch: Well, one dance never killed anybody... something into the mirror. Back outside.) (Gail smiles and they get up and move to the Pacey: Andie? What was that? Are you alright? dance floor and start dancing. Cut to Dawson, (Inside, Andie's crying. Outside.) Jen, and Joey.) Jack: ANDIE OPEN THE DOOR! Joey: Maybe there's more romance there then we (Back inside, Andie's leaned up against the door, thought. crying.) Jen: Or maybe we're just really good. Tim: They don't believe you, Andie. They think (Cut back to them on the dance floor.) you're crazy, but you're not! Mitch: Thanks for the wine. Andie: Yes, I am. I am crazy. Gail: (confused) The wine? (Back to outside the door.) Mitch: Yeah, it was mature of you. I appreciated Pacey: Andie, I don't think you're crazy and Jack the gesture. doesn't think you're crazy either, okay? (Gail's confused and she looks over by the bar (Back inside.) where Dawson, Joey, and Jen are looking but try Andie: Yes, you do. to act like they're not when she looks.) (Back outside) Gail: Oh! Well, you know moi! Pacey: No, we don't. I believe you, Andie. I Mitch: So what's up with Philadelphia? Are you believe that you're seeing Tim right now and that still deciding? you're talking to him, but you know what? It's not Gail: Considering tonight's seating arrangements fair that Tim can see me but I can't see him. So I that doesn't seem to be a concern of yours need you to tell me what he's saying. anymore. (Back inside) Mitch: Point taken. But as Dawson's father, I Tim: I'll take care of you. make a point to make a quiet plea on his behalf. Pacey: (from outside) Okay? Like his father, he's not well at expressing himself Tim: You can't trust anyone else. They don't and I don't know how well he's going to get along understand. with you gone... Andie: He says you don't understand. Gail: Well, at first, maybe...but eventually he'll be (Back outside.) fine. Pacey: Tell Tim that he's wrong. I may not Mitch: Still...if I know Dawson...he's not going to understand everything that's going on with you let on how much he's missing you... right now, Andie, but I understand you. Tell Tim Gail: He could ask me to stay. that. Mitch: But see that wouldn't be fair would it? You (Cut to back inside the door.) deserve the opportunity too much... Tim: You have to choose Andie. Let me take care Gail: Well, I'll miss him too... of you. I'll make you better. (They look as if they're about to kiss but the song Andie: I can't...I can't choose. ends.) (Cut to back outside. Jack has his head in his Gail: (quietly) The song's over. hands worried.) (Mitch nods and they quietly go back to their Pacey: No, Andie, Tim's right. You do. You do respective tables. Cut to Pacey and Jack banging have to choose. on the door.) Andie: No, I don't want to, I can't. 170 Pacey: (sincerely and emotionally) You have to, (Cut to Jen and Gail walking down the street.) Andie. You have to choose, and I'm begging you Gail: Thank you, Jennifer. from the bottom of your heart, to please choose Jen: For? me. Gail: My sign. I got it tonight. Althought the (There's no movement on either side.) shenanigans were a little Parent Trap-esque for Pacey: (scared) Open this door, come out, and my taste. choose me. (Very emotionally) You are so special. Jen: Hey! I had short notice. So does that mean You give so much to everybody around you, and that you're going to stay in Capeside? you know what, Andie? I need you more than Tim Gail: I never thought that I would. Every part of does and so does Jack. me wanted to flee this town and rebuild but when I Andie: That's not true. was holding him on the dance floor in my arms I Pacey: My life began when I met you Andie, and realized that I could move 10,000 miles away and you never gave up on me so I'm not going to give never let Mitch go... up on you. So please, Andie, (almost in tears) for (Jen smiles.) the love of God, come out here and choose me. Gail: He felt it, too. I'm as sure of that as I am of Please... anything. (Cut to Andie inside the door. She's looking at Tim (All of a sudden she spots Mitch and Miss and starting to cry a little harder. She's slowly Kennedy further down the docks. Gail runs off and raising her hand for the door handle. She pulls Jen looks at Mitch and Miss Kennedy quizzically. herself up and Jack and Pacey back away from Jen chases after Gail. Close up of Mitch and Miss the door. She opens it a little and Pacey moves Kennedy about to kiss and then the camera scans closer and grabs her in a hug, she's still crying.) across the water to Dawson and Joey in a boat. Pacey: C'mere, c'mere.You're alright. It's okay. Joey has her back leaning against Dawson's You're okay. chest sitting between his legs.) (Cut to Pacey and Jack walking down from Joey: If I don't eat another French meal for as upstairs.) long as I live, it won't be too soon. Jack: She's down for the count. Dawson: But I thought it was a pretty successful Pacey: So what do we do now? evening! Jack: Well, for starters, call my dad. Joey: (sarcastically) Yeah... Pacey: Jack, think about what you're saying... Dawson: (quietly) So far. Jack: Well, no one's less happy about the idea (Joey leans her head up and they start kissing. than I am but he needs to know... Dawson slides the shoulder of her cardigan down. Pacey: Your father wasn't there for your mother, Joey pulls away smiling.) what makes you think he's going to be there for Joey: Okay, confession time. Andie? Dawson: Yeah... Jack: Andie needs help. More than you or I or any Joey: By any chance did you think that by one person can give her, my father can afford that planning this romantic dinner we would end up, kind of help! uh....closing the deal? Pacey: Maybe she just needs time to heal. I Dawson: Joey Potter! You vulgar little thing! mean, time could heal her. (Joey smiles and drops her mouth open.) Jack: No, not with this... Dawson: I prefer the term consumating their Pacey: You don't know that, Jack. ultimate desires. Jack: Yes I do! This is what happened with my Joey: Oh...okay. (She laughs and sets her face mother. You know, at first it was just like this. A on her hand.) few minor episodes here and there and by the Dawson: (disappointedly) I didn't know the notion time anybody wanted to deal with it, she was too was that proposterous... far gone. The doctors they...they gave us this (Joey looks up and kisses him and smiles.) clinical explanation. They said that she had Joey: It's not. I thought about it, too... repressed her grief to the point where she couldn't Dawson: (whispers) But the night is still young... experience it with anyone. Her conscience had to Joey: (whispers back) So are we... create someone to experience it with. I remember Dawson: Okay. But you said you thought about feeling so small and helpless when I heard that. it... And I wanted so badly to believe that there was Joey: Yes, thought, Dawson. something I could do. Dawson: You actually considered-thought about it Pacey: Go call your dad. or just ordinarily thought about it? 171 Joey: (smiling) What difference does it make! turns in her bed to the other side where Pacey's Dawson: I'm a teenage guy! It makes all the sitting. She opens her eyes.) difference in the world. Pacey: Hey there. (They kiss again.) Andie: I'm so sorry, Pacey. Joey: I considered-thought about it. Pacey: You're supposed to still be asleep. Dawson: Well, that's good. Considered's very Andie: (scared) What's going to happen to me? good. Pacey: Well, you'll go see some more doctors, get (They kiss again.) the right medications, and you'll be fine, Andie. Joey: Okay, let's go, Turbo... Andie: But what if I'm not? Dawson: Okay. Pacey: I'm sorry, pal, that's just not in the cards. (Joey moves and Dawson gets up to go to the (He wipes away a tear on her face.) other side.) Andie: I'm so scared, Pacey.. Joey: Be careful.. Pacey: I know you are, Andie, and I am, too, (He sits down and starts rowing.) okay? Dawson: So when you say you've considered Andie: I don't want to lose you. it...you mean thought about it considered it or just Pacey: You're not going to lose me. Not now and considered it considered it. not ever. Joey: Would you just shut up and row! Andie: I love you, so much. Dawson: I love it when you're forceful! Pacey: I love you, too. (Joey rolls her eyes and smiles.) (Andie lays her head on his shoulder. Cut to (Cut to Andie's bedroom. She's asleep and she ending credits.)

172 Ch...Ch...Ch...Changes

(Cut to Dawson watching a black-and-white film door.) on his television while sitting at his desk by his Dawson: Bye... laptop.) (Cut to Andie walking into the kitchen of her Dawson: (thinking -- but you can hear his house. Her father is sitting at the table.) thoughts) Compare and contrast Humphrey Andie: Daddy...? Bogart's character arc in Casablanca to one in Mr.McPhee: Hello, Andie. your own life. Use examples. Andie: What are you doing here? (He stares blankly at the laptop.) Mr.McPhee: I came to see you. Dawson: (cont.) Number one...Mrs. Kennedy. Andie: (laughs) Funny. See, I seem to remember The character starts out as a sadistic film that, um, you're not welcome here. teacher/father's new girlfriend who maliciously Mr.McPhee: Andie, you and I have a lot of things conjures up a finals assignment for the sole to work out...and we will...but right now I'm here purpose to slowly torturing her helpless nemesis, because I'm worried about you. I know about Tim played by Dawson Leery, to death. An example of and everything else that's been going on with you. a purely evil character...with absolutely no arc Andie: Well, you don't need to worry about me whatsoever. because uh...I'm fine. Pacey and Jack were here (He highlights and deletes what he had and gets and, uh...they helped me through my rough week up and walks towards the bed where we see so I don't really need you here. Joey.) Mr.McPhee: Andie, this is serious. Dawson: (really talking) Why is it that we're so Andie: So why are you here? ridiculously intent on pleasing the people who Jack: (appeared in doorway) I called him. dislike us the most? Andie: (incredulously) How could you do that to Joey: I don't know why you're making such a big me? deal about this, Dawson. I mean, it's your film Jack: I'm sorry... final. It should be a no-brainer for you. Mr.McPhee: Your brother was concerned, as am Dawson: I know. I. I had no idea your situation was this extreme. Joey: Why don't you just...I don't know...interview Andie: My "situation"? What is that? Another somebody? vague description of events so you can deal with Dawson: On camera! That's it! I'll present my film it? final on camera! (laughs) I mean, I'm bound to get Mr.McPhee: When we get home, we can discuss points for ingenuity if nothing else, right? all this. You should start packing. Joey: There you go.. Andie: Packing?! (Dawson moves over and sits on the bed, pointing Jack: You didn't say anything about leaving... the camera at Joey.) Mr.McPhee: It's a decision I've come to. Dawson: So...Joey? Talk... Andie: (furious) N-n-n-I don't care about your Joey: No! Forget it, Dawson. decision! We have finals. We can't leave! Dawson: C'mon! You've gone through changes Mr.McPhee: Jack will stay one more week, as for this year. You have a character arc! you, I'll call the school and arrange for makeups. Joey: No! You've already immortalized the Andie: No! You can't take me away! I'm not going likeness of my character onscreen, without my to let you! signed consent, I might add. Find another Mr.McPhee: You need perpetual supervision right sucker..(pauses and smiles) subject. now. Your mother does, too. I've spoken to your Dawson: C'mon just a few questions...the camera current doctor about our options...we'll get through loves you. this. Joey: Okay, Dawson. Being the overly generous, Andie: So we have no choice? kind, loving, caring girlfriend that I am, I will say Mr.McPhee: Andie, I'm not asking. something. (Andie turns and glares at Jack.) (She leans down and looks right into the camera.) Jack: I'm sorry. I'm--I didn't know! Joey: (smiles) Good luck! (Andie's stormed off. Jack walks off.Cut to Jen (She gets up off the bed.) walking down the hall with Dawson, carrying his Joey: See ya tomorrow! video camera.) (She kisses him on the cheek and heads for the Jen: What in the world am I supposed to say?

173 Dawson: Just talk about some of the changes Dawson: So, seriously...how'd you do it? you've gone through in the past year... Pacey: I didn't do anything, Dawson. You and I Jen: Oh, God, what is this? America's Most both know that left to my own devices, I would be Hideous Video Moments? repeating the 10th grade. At best. At worst, I'd Dawson: Jen, c'mon! probably be living somewhere under a highway Jen: Let me guess, Candid Camera? right now... Dawson: No, I'm serious! Dawson: Pacey, give me a break. I mean, sure, Jen: (sarcastically) Oh, well, if you're serious then you had some outside inspiration, but you're the by all means. Let me reveal my deepest, darkest, one that grabbed your life by the balls and turn most intimant secrets of the past year for your things around. homework assignment. Pacey: Dawson my only accomplishment this Dawson: No, this is all--just forget about it. year was to find an inspiration like Andie. Jen: (emotionally) No...actually..this is probably a Everything else just stemmed from her. good thing...I should talk about it so...(motions him Dawson: Classic hero who changes for the love to start filming) of a woman. (Dawson starts filming.) Pacey: Not exactly, bud. (pauses) Everyday I Jen: (emotionally) I mean...how am I supposed to wake up holding my breath, waiting for someone forget when all this drama began to unfold? I, to expose my fraudulent act. You know? Lock me uh...I don't know...all of a sudden I just...I just up for it. Figure out this whole thing was just a big (looking as if she's about to cry) lie... Dawson: (into it) You what? (Dawson shuts off his camera, concerned.) Jen: ...cut it off... Dawson: We can do this later. Are you alright? Dawson: Cut what off? What's going on with you? Jen: My hair (smiles and laughs) Pacey: (on the verge of tears) Ever since me and (Dawson sighs and shuts his camera.) Andie, well, I mean, literally collided, she mistook Dawson: Jen. me for someone else. And she gave me Jen: Oh, I'm serious, Dawson. Making a dramatic somebody to be. And now that she needs my help hairstyle change like that is a very traumatic event there's not a damn thing I can do for her...I'm in a young girl's life. failing her, Dawson. (getting up and walking out) (Jen walks off. Cut to Dawson walking down the So you're going to have to find yourself another halls with Jack.) hero... Jack: Dawson, any day but today I'd be glad to (He walks out and sees Andie.) tell you about my well-publicized life changes but, Pacey: Andie? uh...today's kind of a disaster... Andie: (still crying slightly) Oh, Pacey... Dawson: No problem... Pacey: What happened? You weren't in class this (Cut to Joey taking a folder from someone.) morning. Joey: Thank you. Andie: Um, yeah, my dad came back into town (Dawson comes up with his camera.) and...he's going to make us go home. He's taking Joey: No. us back to Providence. Dawson: Joey, I'm desperate. Pacey: What?! Joey: No. (Andie just nods.) Dawson: Why not?! Pacey: (puts his arm around her) Okay....c'mon... Joey: Stalking paparazzi is not a flattering (They walk down the hall. Cut to Andie and Pacey occupation, Dawson. Give it up. walking into another empty classroom.) (She kisses him and walks away. Cut to Dawson Andie: God, he wants me to get help, okay? He walking down the hall with Pacey.) wants us to be a family again, but he's been Dawson: I've been trying to figure out how people absent for over a year, Pacey, and now that I've grow and change... finally started to make a life for me here he just Pacey: Well, for only three easy payments of wants to wrench me away...God, I just....he $29.95 you two can go from town prier to fine makes me so angry! upstanding citizen in just 6 months... Pacey: (comforting) Okay...Andie, listen, can't he (He looks into an empty classroom.) just get you your help here? You already have a Pacey: In here? therapist in town... Dawson: Sure! Andie: No, Pacey! He is the most stubborn man (They walk in.) in the world. If he even thinks that I should leave, I 174 might as well start packing. East Coast's finest entertainers. Pacey: Andie, what is it that you want to do? Dawson: Am I going to need a tie to get in here Andie: What is it that I want to do? Pacey, I want now? to stay here. Get help here. I want to be with you. Mr.Potter: You might have some pull with the I mean, the thought of us not being able to be owner. together is just... (He walks away. Joey smiles.) Pacey: So, Andie, we fight him on this, okay? Joey: That is not my father. I mean he's turned This ain't over yet. into this Mr. Saturday-Night-Sitcom, Father of the Andie: He wants to leave tomorrow, Pacey. Year. The man I know was this grumbling, (Pacey's face drops. He looks at the ground.) dejected mass of negativity. Pacey: Okay. That's fine. (he paces over to the Dawson: You mean a relative of yours was door and back) That's fine. Andie, it's fine! It's fine. grumbling and negative? Nah, not possible. Because when he hears what we have to tell him, Joey: I'm happy so sue me! he's not taking you anywhere. Dawson: Trust me, I love this new happy-go-lucky (Andie's face looks doubtful. Cut to Jack staring Joey Potter. out by the docks when Jen walks up.) (They kiss again.) Jen: Bite of my Subway for your troubles? Joey: I'll be back. I have work to do. Jack: My dad's back. And believe it or not, I Dawson: Okay.. called. Andie is not doing well and I didn't know (She leaves. He slowly approaches Mr. Potter.) what else to do. Mr.Potter: Hey Dawson. Jen: You did the right thing. Dawson: Hey. Jack: But, I didn't. I thought he would stay and Mr.Potter: (motioning to the man helping him) help but instead he wants to take us back to This is an old friend, Pete. Providence. (Dawson and Pete shake hands.) Jen: You know what, Jack? There's a bright side Pete: Hi, how you doin? to this. Maybe Andie's going to get better. Maybe Dawson: Dawson, nice to meet ya. if you and your dad move back in there's a chance Mr.Potter: We were just talking about our days in for reconciliation. the Merchant Marines together. Not exactly the Jack: (laughing) Yeah...right...us in the Middle good old days... East. So what's your deal anyway? You going to (Pete walks off.) stay at the Leery's forever? Dawson: I...I have a question. Actually, what I Jen: Oh, ouch. I don't know. The situation's kind need is a subject for one of my final projects. I of dyer... need somebody in my life who's demonstrated a Jack: What about your mom and dad? major character change. Jen: They made it pretty clear how they felt about Mr.Potter: If you mean me, I'm flattered, Dawson. me when they sent me here. Dawson: So you wouldn't mind if I interviewed Jack: Well, you're different now. You're not the you? same girl that they sent away. Mr.Potter: Not at all. Jen: After what happened with Grams, I'll never Dawson: Great. Great! believe that anything has changed. Mr.Potter: In return though, I've got something for Jack: Give em a chance, who knows? you to do. Maybe...maybe you're not the only one who's Dawson: Okay. Sure. changed? (Mr.Potter hands Dawson a spirit level. Dawson (Cut to Joey walking and handing a plate to a man looks at it quizzically. Joey's in the room now and sitting at a table in the Icehouse.) is watching him with a smile on her face.) Joey: Here you go. Dawson: What does this do? (Dawson walks in and grabs her.) (Joey looks at her dad and looks at Dawson.) Dawson: Hey! Dawson: What? Joey: Hey. Joey: (laughs) Nothing... (They kiss.) Dawson: What? Joey: C'mere! (Cut to Jack coming down the stairs, he opens the (She pulls him into a joining room from the front of door, revealing Pacey.) the Icehouse.) Jack: Pacey...from the look on your face it looks Dawson: Look at this place... like you've come bringing bad news. Joey: It's the lounge. Music nightly featuring the Pacey: Yeah, so what's the rush, Jack? Why 175 now? Tomorrow morning?! wondering if that, well I know it's been awhile Jack: My family's flair for historionics. It wouldn't since we've talked about this, but I was be a McPhee departure if we weren't doing it in just...curious as to what the situation is with me the early dawn with, like, a few hours to prepare. coming home...to stay...with you and Dad... Pacey: Okay, how do we stop this? (Cut to Dawson hammering a board. He Jack: I don't think we can. I mean, my father's accidentily hits his finger with the hammer.) decisions, they're final. There's no point in arguing Dawson: Owwwwwww! (looks at what he's done) them. Oh, God, I suck at this. Pacey: I know how that is. Believe me, I do. But (Joey sneaks up behind him and wraps her arms now's not the time to give up! There's too much at around him.) stake here, Jack! Joey: Hey. (Mr.McPhee has entered the room now and been Dawson: Hey. listening.) (She kisses him.) Mr.McPhee: Which is precisely why she's leaving Joey: You know, I've decided that...this whole now. new macho working man thing, definitely a turn- Pacey: Mr. McPhee, I'm Pacey Witter. on. Mr.McPhee: I know all about you, son, and I Dawson: Really? appreciate your viements regarding my daughter's (She kisses him.) situation. As I'm sure you appreciate my own Joey: Mm-hm. I was thinking, however, that concern. maybe you need a makeover. Tight T-shirt, Pacey: I do. Absolutely. I'm just wondering why denim, leather jacket, you know, grease the hair you're making her leave now...like this. back... Mr.McPhee: Because her doctor's in Providence Dawson: Sure...I could do that. suggested that we waste no time getting her the (Mr.Potter walks in.) proper care. Mr.Potter: I'm ready. Pacey: Okay, so why not here? Dawson: Oh, already? Okay, I'll finish that later Mr.McPhee: Because I'm not here. and I'll go set things up! Pacey: But she has friends here, a whole support (Dawson runs off and Joey looks at what he did system! and smiles. Mr.Potter looks at it.) Mr.McPhee: Are you suggesting those things are Mr.Potter: That's not going to work... more important than family? Joey: I know...don't say anything... Pacey: No, sir. I'm just saying that Andie's built a (Mr.Potter nods and walks off.) family here, one that I'm a part of, and I can help (Cut to Dawson filming Mr.Potter, Joey's in there. her. She's not looking very happy.) Mr.McPhee: She's my responsibility. Mr.Potter: I guess everybody makes mistakes. Pacey: Well, with all do respect, sir, you knew of Some of us are just better at it than others. Andie's condition when you left her and Jack here Dawson: But you were able to overcome your so to take her away now because you suddenly mistakes. developed some sort of guilty conscience is not Mr.Potter: At first, I thought I would die of shame, fair. literally. I lost everything that I loved. And as much Mr.McPhee: Is not fair to whom? My daughter or as I didn't want to think it, Dawson, deep down, I to you? Because you're just too selfish to let her was a weak man. And, even if I could turn things go? around, would my daughters ever forgive me? Pacey: (looks at Jack) You're absolutely right. I'm Could they ever forget what I did to their mother? not just here on Andie's behalf. But if she left me, I How could-- don't know what I'd do. So I guess I'm begging (Joey gets up and walks out. Dawson stares after you for both of us, sir, please, let Andie stay. her, as does Mr.Potter. Cut to the McPhee Mr.McPhee: I'm sorry. My mind's made up. house.) (Cut to Jen in the Leery kitchen, dialing the Mr.McPhee: This will be good for your mother, phone.) and Andie, and you. Put our family back together. Jen: Mom...hey...Jennifer...yeah, I figured that Jack: What if, um, what if you stayed? Here with she might have called...I'm just, I'm staying next us. door with the Leery's....they've been really Mr.McPhee: I can't leave my business. great...no, no, they don't seem to mind at all. Jack: Then start up a new one. Or move it here. Actually, that's what I'm calling about...um, I was Or take day trips, I don't care. If you really loved 176 us, you'd stay. needs to be done and...I just...you know what? Mr.McPhee: There's no one here to help Andie. You're right. A night out on the town, just the two Jack: No, there's Pacey. I mean, I have never of us, is exactly what we need. seen two people that have what they have Pacey: Now you're talking. We'll deal with together. tomorrow tomorrow. Tonight...tonight will be Mr.McPhee: I can only offer what I've offered. magical... Jack: You haven't offered everything. Andie: Okay... Mr.McPhee: Yes, I have. Pacey: Okay. Jack: You haven't offered her a choice. (He kisses her on the forehead. He leaves. Cut Mr.McPhee: A ch--I can't do that! It's best for all of back to Dawson interviewing Mr.Potter.) us if we all leave. Jack! Your mother and your Dawson: What drove you to your lowest point? sister need serious medical attention. And you're Mr.Potter: Joey's mom was getting worse...bills certainly not going to get the help you need here were mounting, why else would someone else in Capeside. make the idiotic decision to risk everything for the Jack: (in disbelief) Help? Exactly what kind of Almighty Buck. I found myself in what seemed to help do I need? be at the time an impossible situation so I began Mr.McPhee: If you could talk to someone about trafficking marijuana. your problem... (Joey storms in and blocks the camera from her Jack: Look, just don't even go there. dad.) (He walks out of the room and starts up the Joey: Dad, didn't you promise Bessie you'd bring steps.) her and Alexander dinner? Mr.McPhee: Look, just hear me out. I understand Mr.Potter: Dawson, can we continue this later? that you're c-confused with these gay ideas. Dawson: Yeah. Jack: The only problem I have is the fact that you (He leaves. Dawson gets up and walks towards have a problem with me being gay. Look this isn't Joey, adjusting a lamp. He looks at her.) about me anyway, it's about Andie and what's Dawson: What's the matter? best for her. God, Dad, let her make the choice. Joey: Look, this whole Dawson Leery, Let her make the decision. You know how investigative reporter at large thing....it's intrusive. damaging it would be to take her away now? Why are you making my father relive such an Away from Pacey? excruciatingly painful time of his life? Mr.McPhee: I hardly think a teen romance is a Dawson: That's the heart of it, Jo. I'm trying to get solution to a medical problem. a complete picture of a man who's changed his Jack: Her solution will come from the people that life so completely, so heroically. love and care for her, I know that's not your Joey: But don't you understand? I don't want to specialty, Dad. live in the past. We've worked so hard to close (Cut to Andie playing with her stuffed cat while those doors and move on. Pacey sits in a chair in her room.) Dawson: Jo, I'm sorry. Pacey: This is ridiculous, Andie. For the two of us Joey: If you're so hellbent on making this to be sitting here, passively waiting for our assignment about something real, then why are inevitable doom... you doing it on another person? Why don't you do Andie: You could use this time to start studying the obvious? Turn the camera on yourself. for your finals.. Dawson: I can't. Pacey: Forget about my finals. Listen, I've got a Joey: Why not? much better idea. You and I, we have no idea Dawson: (quietly) Because. what tomorrow brings but tonight is ours so... Joey: Why not? Andie: So what do you want to do? Dawson: Because I'm afraid, okay? I'm afraid that Pacey: I'd like to get the hell out of here if we I'm not enough for you and I never will be and if I could. do this, you'll realize that you've grown way Andie: Where are we going? beyond me and...I'm just going to lose you again. Pacey: Well, Andie McPhee, I'd like to take you (Cut to Andie getting ready in her room in front of on a date. One where I can come over and pick her mirror. Jack walks in.) you up, take you out to dinner, maybe a movie, Andie: Hey. some moonlight, a little romance. Believe me, this Jack: Hey... is exactly what you and I need. Andie: I talked to dad. Andie: Pacey...it's just...that there's so much that Jack: And why are you smiling? 177 Andie: Because he said if I wanted to stay he'd can't you tell by looking at me? My life is perfect try and work it out. right now. I've got just about everything I've ever Jack: Wow. Then it's great news then, huh? dreamt of. I mean, my dad is back, my family is Andie: I guess. together again, business is good, and most of all, I Jack: Andie, y-you can't actually tell me that have you in my life. Add a white picket fence to you're thinking about leaving? this scenario and the fairytale would be complete. Andie: I don't know. Dawson: I just want to make you proud of me. Jack: C'mon, I think the decision here's pretty Joey: I love you...and I believe in you and I am so obvious! proud of you and I'm not only proud of you, but I'm Andie: Is it? proud to be with you. Jack: Yeah... (They kiss.) Andie: Listen, most days I feel fine, Jack. I do. Joey: Hey and you could be a great carpenter But I'm not fine. In fact, I'm getting worse. And I one day...who knows? think that whole Tim thing is just an indication of Dawson: Are you mocking me? that. And the ironic thing is, the more time I spend (Cut to Jack walking into the room where his dad here with everybody, and with Pacey, the more I is sitting at a desk doing paperwork.) want to get better. You know? 'Cause I don't want Jack: I'm staying. to drag him down with my problems. Mr.McPhee: And your sister? Jack: I don't think Pacey feels burdened by you. I Jack: I don't know her decision. Whatever it is, I'm know I don't. not going. Andie: But I do. I feel burdened with the Mr.McPhee: You want me to leave you here knowledge of how hard it must be for you guys to alone at 17? I don't think so, Jack. I could be take care of me and that's why I've decided that if selling the house. I leave, you should stay. Jack: Dad, I don't care about the house. I can't Jack: No way. You're my family. You go, I go. live with you. Not with the way things are. Andie: But I mean, what about what you want? I Mr.McPhee: With your mother's illness, Andie's mean, you're always so selfless, Jack. Will you problems, and even Tim's death...those I can find promise me that you'll think about yourself this reasons for. But with you, I feel like I'm to blame. time? Jack: But you aren't. (Jack looks at her. Cut to Jen climbing the steps Mr.McPhee: If I'd just been around more. to Grams with a suitcase in hand. She heads over Jack: It wouldn't have made a difference. I'm gay to the door and takes a few breaths, she stops for the same reasons that Tim wasn't. It just herself from knocking. She sighs and turns around happened that way. and heads back to the Leery's.) Mr.McPhee: But there are people who change, Jen: Bye Grams. they go back. (Cut to Dawson using the spirit level.) Jack: I'm hardly the encyclopedia of the gay Mr.Potter: That's it. You're getting the hang of it. experience but, I'd wager to say that their change Good work, son. is skeptical. Dawson: Thank you. Look, Mr.Potter...I-I'm really Mr.McPhee: How do you know? Unless you try. sorry if I made you dredge up some painful Jack: I don't want to try. Why do you want me to memories today. try? Mr.Potter: Don't worry. It's not like something I Mr.McPhee: Because I can not understand why don't think about every waking moment. But you anyone would choose that kind of life. asked me how I've changed, truth is, I don't know Jack: I didn't choose it. The only thing I chose how much I've changed. But I keep trying, was to be happy. Look, I can't go back for you everyday, to be a better person for my family. To because slowly but surely I'd be going to sacrifice put someone else's needs before your own my happiness for yours because I want you to be because you love them. Means everything. proud of me. But not under your terms. It just, it (Joey slowly walks in. Mr.Potter glances from won't work. Dawson to Joey.) Mr.McPhee: Jack... Mr.Potter: I'm going to take a walk. (He stands up and Jack turns around. Mr.McPhee (He leaves.) tries to say something but he can't. He goes back Dawson: I probably shouldn't have layed it all out and sits at the desk. Cut to Andie and Pacey there like that. I'm a little embarressed. walking at the same place where they first danced Joey: Dawson, you have it all wrong. I mean, and kissed.) 178 Andie: Do you know where we are? Joey: What are you doing? Pacey: We're...by the water? Dawson: Walk with me. Keep your eyes shut. Andie: You don't remember. Stairs coming up. Pacey: Of course I remember. This is where we Joey: Dawson... first danced. Dawson: I gotcha. There. One...two...three. Andie: And where we had our first kiss. I You're on the ground. Okay? Okay, stop. Stop. remember my knees were shaking like crazy. Stop. Okay, now open 'em. Pacey: My heart...boom boom boom boom boom (Joey opens her eyes and she's amazed. There's boom. a white picket fence in her yard.) Andie: I was deliriously happy. Joey: A white picket fence... Pacey: I died and went to heaven that day. That Dawson: Yep. was a long...long time ago. Joey: When did you do this? Andie: It seems like yesterday. Dawson: Took me all night. It's a little bit crooked Pacey: What was I back then? down at the end there but...you know... Andie: A slacker. (She kisses him.) Pacey: That's what you thought, wasn't it? You Joey: Thank you. thought I was a lazy brat. Dawson: I figure it will probably take me the rest Andie: You thought I was a spoiled princess. of the summer to finish the thing but.. Pacey: And you didn't let me get away with Joey: What? You hangin out in my front yard all anything back then... summer? I think I could handle that... Andie: Yeah and your favorite pasttime was Dawson: Maybe it's time I started climbing in your making me miserable. window for a change, huh? Pacey: I hated you... Joey: Change can be good. Andie: I hated you more... (They kiss again. Cut to Jack running through the Pacey: Oh, Andie, I really don't think that's bus station. He spots Jen and runs up.) possible. Jack: You didn't think you were going to get away Andie: It's been a wild ride. without a send-off, did ya? Pacey: And it's only just begun. Jen: Oh, well, you missed the parade. It just left. (Andie nods.) Jack: Well, looks like your parents said yes... Pacey: May I have the pleasure of this dance, Jen: Not quite. I called my mom and she casually Miss McPhee? informed me that now was not a good time for me Andie: Yes, Mr. Witter, you may. to reenter her life and my dad said he's still getting (They start dancing and Andie starts crying.) over my last stay with them. I told them I was Pacey: What's the matter? Why are you crying? different and that I wouldn't a worry this time. They Andie: I'm just so happy to be with you...and, um, asked if it was just a ploy to get more money I'm sad, too... I love you so much, Pacey....and I every month. can't hide from the truth anymore. I'm not getting Jack: Jen, I'm sorry.. any better. Also, because I'm going to leave Jen: I just figure screw it, alright? I don't need tomorrow...I have to... them as my destination. If I'm going to leave Pacey: I know... Capeside then what's holding me back? Andie: No goodbyes, okay? Jack: You don't have another place to go? Pacey: No goodbyes... Jen: Oh, I've got every place to go there's just (They keep dancing, forehead to forehead, Pacey nobody there. has his eyes closed almost in fear of what's to (Jack pulls her out of line.) come...life without Andie...Cut to Joey walking Jack: Look, I often wonder how my mom would outside of her house in her pyjamas, it's morning. act if she was aware of what was happening to Dawson walks up.) me, if she was capable of comprehending it. I Dawson: Hello. Good morning. don't think she'd have a problem with it because Joey: Dawson? What are you doing here? my mom loves me for the best reason Dawson: I've been here all night. Shut your eyes. possible...no reason at all. Because that's the way Joey: It's 7 in the morning! our parents should love us Jen. Unconditionally. Dawson: Shut your eyes! Sadly, most parents don't. But as much as it Joey: I have my pyjamas on. hurts...it's worse for them. It is worse to be Dawson: You look beautiful. C'mon. incapable of loving then to not be loved. (He leads her down the stairs) (Jack takes her bags.) 179 Jen: Wh-no, Jack... made me. Just thank you. I am so grateful to you, Jack: Well, I...I'm taking you back to my place. It's Andie. pretty empty and I could use a roommate...what Andie: Oh, I don't want to let you go, Pacey. do ya say? Pacey: Just remember your promise, okay? You Jen: Yeah...yeah... and me together again, happy, healthy, more in (Jack hugs her and the bus pulls away. Cut to love than ever. Dawson walking into the Icehouse.) Andie: I'll remember. Dawson: (yelling) Mr.Potter! Here's your tools. Pacey: You'll get better, McPhee. Then you hurry (He sets them on two stools and he hears some back to me. talking in the back. He goes and looks through the Andie: Pacey...kiss me... door. He sees Mr.Potter and Pete. Pete is pulling (They kiss.) out a vase and he pulls out the flower decorations Andie: My knees are shaking... and underneath he pulls out a bag of cocaine. Pacey: My heart...boom-boom, boom-boom. Dawson shuts the door behind him and walks (They hug. Andie slowly breaks free and walks back outside where he runs into Joey. She sets towards the car. The car pulls out and the view is her tray down and walks up to him.) through the back window of Jack and Pacey left Joey: Hey.. behind in the driveway.) (They kiss.) OVERVOICE Dawson: We're taught to believe Joey: What's wrong? that in the movies the character goes through an Dawson: (starts to say something but stops) arc and changes, but what if that's not true? By Nothing...nothing's wrong... the end of Casablanca, Bogart's the same lonely, Joey: Okay... tough guy that he always was. (She hugs him and Dawson's face drops. Cut to (Shot of Pacey by a fountain.) Mr.McPhee loading up the car. Andie's hugging Dawson: (cont.) His decisions didn't change him. Jack.) Nor did his actions. Jack: I'll see you soon.. (Shot of Jen and Jack sitting on his bed watching Andie: Mm-hm... TV and eating ice cream.) (Mr.McPhee holds out his hand to Jack. Jack Dawson: (cont.) It just showed what was already shakes it.) there. A man who wanted to change, but feared Mr.McPhee: I'm not the best father, I know that. he couldn't. But I do want you to be happy. (Shot of Mr.Potter sitting, looking depressed at the Jack: Thank you. Icehouse bar. Cut to the TV in Dawson's room. (Pacey comes running from the other side of the Dawson is talking from the video.) house.) Dawson: (cont.) If Bogart really wanted to Pacey: Andie! Andie! (to Jack) Hey. change, he wouldn't have sent his love away but (He puts his arms around Andie.) held onto her for dear life...because...I think love Andie: We said no goodbyes. is change. Pacey: I don't want to say goodbye. I just want to (Zoom out on Dawson actually in his room and he look at ya...I wish I had some eloquent parting looks at Joey, who's asleep.) words for you but...all I could think of was this. Dawson: Or at least I hope so. Thank you. Thank you for everything you've given (Cut to ending credits.) to me. Thank you for forcing me be the man you

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(Cut to Dawson's room, onscreen a black-and- Gail: How bad is bad? white film is playing -- I think it's the "Age of Dawson: Let's say beyond bad, bad. Innocence" but I'm not positive. Dawson shuts it Gail: Well, then you have to choices. You can off.) either tell the someone you care about what the Joey: Hey there, abrupt? someone they care about has done or you can go Dawson: I've had enough unrequited love for one straight to the person who's done the bad thing evening, okay? It's...it's too torturous. and confront them directly in hopes that they'll do Joey: I wonder what sick part of me thrives on the right thing. movies with these kinds of love stories. Dawson: Wow. Dad's got nothin' on you. Dawson: The ones that end unhappily? Gail: And, um, speaking about your dad...honey, Joey: No. The kinds that never really end. I mean, I've decided to take the job in Philly. I'm going to think about it. To continue loving somebody even fly down there tomorrow, officially accept, sign a though there's no chance of that love ever contract and affirm all my plans to relocate. thriving...that's romance. Dawson: Is this what you want? Dawson: That is tragedy. Gail: Well the someone that I really care about Joey: Not all love stories have a built in happy has done nothing to even remotely suggest that ending, Dawson. he cares about me. Dawson: But why revel in the ones that don't? (Cut to Joey coming out of her house. Dawson's Joey: I'm sorry...sad stories are just more standing there.) powerful...I prefer them. Joey: Hey..I just need a minute...good morning. Dawson: Well, then do you think that.... (She kisses Dawson.) (Dawson thinks. Joey looks at him.) Dawson: Morning. Joey: Speak. Joey: Hey, do you have your review for Dawson: Do you think that that kind of a Geometry? I can't find mine. preference has an affect on your own love story? Dawson: I was counting on you. Joey: It absolutely does. Joey: Two minutes. Dawson: And that doesn't worry you? (She goes back into the house.) Joey: No. Because the effect is positive. It's Mr.Potter: How's it going, Dawson? movies like these that remind me of how Dawson: Good. unmovable and powerful love can be. Mr.Potter: Ready for exams? Dawson: But they don't end happily. I mean, Dawson: I hope so. How about you? Daniel Day Lewis never gets Michelle Pfeiffer. Mr.Potter: Doing good. Doing real good. Joey: It's not their fault! It's just the Dawson: And legal? circumstances. (Mr.Potter just stops for a minute, in shock. Joey Dawson: But what good is their love if it's not comes back out.) strong enough to overcome those circumstances? Joey: Okay, ready. I hate exams. Joey: Because in spite of the Mr.Potter: You know what, you guys? Since the circumstances...they never stop loving. Icehouse is closed for the last stages of Dawson: So tell me, Joey Potter... renovation you can use it as a study haven if you Joey: Hm? want to. There's plenty of old menu items to eat Dawson: (sincerely) Will you always love me? No up, you can invite your friends. matter what the circumstances? Joey: Sounds cool. Dawson? (Joey smiles and kisses him.) Dawson: Sounds good. Joey: It doesn't matter. We get the happy ending. Joey: (to her dad) Thank you. I'll see ya. (Cue opening credits.) (She kisses him on the cheek.) (Cut to Dawson in the kitchen with his mother.) Mr.Potter: Bye. Dawson: I need some father/son advice. What do Dawson: See ya Mr.Potter. you do when you know something really bad Mr.Potter: See ya, Dawson. about someone close to someone you really care (Mr.Potter stares off after them with a worried about? Do you tell the someone you care about or expression on his face. Cut to Jen and Jack do you just try and forget that you know the bad walking towards school with coffee cups.) thing? Jen: Well if this doesn't help me survive the

181 morning, I don't know what will. together, the guy deserves a break. Jack: You're going to need a lot more than coffee Mr.Witter: I'll be the judge of that. In the to stay awake from that all-nighter you pulled in meantime, you've got a final to get to. Now don't the den last night. I haven't even seen study geek screw it up. Andie put that much effort into a paper. Pacey: Is there any possibility that your advice Jen: Well, I had a lot to say. will ever take on a positive tone? Jack: Yeah, what's the paper about? Mr.Witter: I'm positive you better not screw up. Jen: Teen suicide. Pacey: Gee, Dad, you know it's really great that Jack: You had a lot to say about teen suicide? we can have these talks every morning. Should I plan the intervention? (Pacey tries to get out but Mr.Witter grabs his Jen: Well, not just yet. I'm not on the window arm.) edge right now. Mr.Witter: Since your little girlfriend left your Jack: Right now? This conversation just took a attitude has gone from bad to worse and I don't decidedly gruesome turn. approve of it. A girl is not worth messing your life Jen: Nah, it's just realistic. up over, you hear me? Jack: Realistic to who? Pacey: May I go now, sir? Jen: To most teenagers. The materials that I read (Pacey gets out and slams the car door shut and said that a high percentage have considered Mr.Witter drives off. Dawson walks up.) suicide at least once. Haven't you? Dawson: Did he try and run you over with the car Jack: Well, yeah, maybe once but dealing with this morning? everything hasn't really crossed my mind. It Pacey: May as well have, the bastard. doesn't really scare me as much as it used to. Dawson: Screw him. Have you heard from Andie What's your answer? yet? Grams: Jennifer! Pacey: No, no I haven't. She'll call. (Jen turns to find Grams standing there with a (Cut to a classroom where Mr.Milo is passing out bag.) a final.) Jen: Hi Grams. Mr.Milo: Your favorite guidance counselor will be Grams: How are you? proctering the exam today. If you have any Jen: Late for class. questions please raise your hand, and I will come Grams: Jennifer, wait! I've thought about how we to you. ended things and I've given a great deal of (Pacey flips open his book and scans the consideration...in spite of our differences...I want questions. He shuts it and sighs and lays his head you to come home. on his desk, staring off into space. Mr.Milo looks Jen: I have a home now. at him, concerned. Cut to Dawson walking into the Grams: Jennifer, I know you want your back room of the Icehouse where Mr.Potter is independence but this situation isn't right. sweeping.) Jen: Jack is used to taking care of himself and I Mr.Potter: Dawson...I suppose you want to know am determined to learn how. Together, we'll be what the hell I think I'm doing. fine. Dawson: No. Not really. I came here to tell you Grams: Jack has no alternative, you do. whatever it is, I just don't believe it. I don't believe Jen: You've come here to welcome me home but that a man who claims to love his children with all you haven't even addressed why I left. And to be his heart and all his soul would traffic cocaine quite honest, I don't want to get into it right now through the family business. with you. Mr.Potter: Dawson... (Cut to Pacey pulling up in his dad's patrol car. His Dawson: I do believe that anyone engaged in dad is driving. Something comes over the radio such a blatant, criminal activity would put the well about Pier Avenue.) being of his own family ahead of his own Pacey: That's the Icehouse. Are you guys staking selfishness and remove himself from the situation. it out? Mr.Potter: And what if that man found himself Mr.Witter: That's none of your concern. stuck, could you believe that? Pacey: Pops if this means you're going to start Dawson: Well, if that were true, then a smart man harassing Joey's dad... would do absolutely everything in his power for Mr.Witter: I'm not harassing anybody. I wear a the sake of the people who love him to unstick badge. I do a job. himself....and he'd do it fast. Pacey: He's finally putting his family's life back (Dawson storms out. Cut to Mitch and Gail sitting 182 on the Leery porch.) Mr.Witter: No, we're done. This place is looking Gail: So Dawson will stay here with you, I think it's great, Mike. a mistake to uproot him now with school and Mr.Potter: Thanks. Come back next week when everything. it's done. I'll get ya a free dinner. Mitch: Great.. Mr.Witter: Thanks. I'll do that. Gail: I was hoping you'd move back into the (He leaves.) house and in the summer maybe he could come Joey: What's going on? down to Philadelphia and intern at the station. Mr.Potter: He's just giving me an official Mitch: If he wants to. welcome. That's all, Jo. Gail: Yes, if he wants to. Mitchell, I know he's Joey: They're never going to leave us alone, are happy here. they? Mitch: But you're obviously not. Mr.Potter: Not for awhile. Gail: I didn't necessarily say that. But I have a job Joey: Well, I guess we'll just have to ignore them. opportunity I want to take, you know I've outgrown (Mr.Potter smiles and walks off. Dawson walks in.) my job here. Dawson: Are you okay? Mitch: So what you're saying is that your decision Joey: Why is Pacey's dad doing this? is based on what's best for you and not for our Dawson: Because it's his job. son. Joey: No, it's his job to serve and protect Gail: What I'm saying is my decision is what's Capeside from criminals, not my dad. He doesn't best for me is what's ultimately best for our son belong in that category anymore. and he, believe it or not, understands this. Which (Dawson's face kind of falls.) is more than I can hope for from you. Dawson: I know you're mad... Mitch: Is there anything else you'd like to tell me? Joey: You should be mad, too! You're part of his Gail: Just that I'm leaving tomorrow. family now. (Mitch's face drops. Cut to Pacey, Dawson, Joey, Dawson: Well, when you say it like that I'm Jack, and Jen sitting at a table in the Icehouse.) furious. Mr.Witter: Pacey, what are you doing here? (Joey kisses him. Cut to Mr.Potter opening some Pacey: We're signing a peace treaty....studying, canvas bags filled with cocaine. He takes them Pop, studying... into his office. He shuts his blinds. Cut to Jen Mr.Witter: Joey, is your father around? walking towards the coffee machine followed by Mr.Potter: Hello, John. Restaurant's closed. Jack.) Mr.Witter: Hello Mike, can I speak to you for a Jack: You know, it sounds like she wants to second? reconcile your differences. Mr.Potter: Sure. Come on back. Jen: To the untrained ear, maybe, but to me it's (Mr.Witter walks back there and as soon as he's just the same old grumple (?) speaking. I'm not out of earshot, Joey leans towards Pacey.) the same old girl she wants around. Joey: What's going on? Jack: She did ask you back. Pacey: Hey, don't look at me. My father's Jen: I don't want to go back. crusades are his own deal. Jack: Well, no one's saying that you have to but (Cut back to the back room.) she is right. Your situation isn't mine. Mr.Witter: Hey Mike, how've you been? (Jen glares at him.) Mr.Potter: Good, you? Jack: What? You don't think I've been under the Mr.Witter: Good. (pulls out a picture of Pete) same kind of scrutiny? More of the rough hours, Have you seen this guy around? Jen. Mr.Potter: Pete Lewis, he's an old friend. Jen: I thought that we had developed a Mr.Witter: With an alleged history of narcotics, closeness. Mike. Jack: We have. Mr.Potter: Well, I wouldn't know. We have a Jen: So then why do you want me to go? strictly social relationship. He stopped by for a Jack: I never said I wanted you to go. visit to catch up... Jen: Bringing up my grandmother, talking about (Joey gets up and walks back in the room.) me moving back, it's obvious where that leads. Joey: Find everything you need Mr. Witter? Jack: Is this what you did to her? You turned her Mr.Witter: Yes, thank you. words all around until you're convinced that she Joey: Need anymore help back here, Dad? wanted you to go? (Mr.Potter looks at Mr. Witter.) Jen: You have no idea what you're talking about. 183 Jack: I think I do! You talk like moving in with me (Cut to Pacey and his dad by the patrol car.) is going to be some great salvation. Well, let me Pacey: Dad! DAD! tell you something, it isn't. Because my dad's (Pacey points towards the fire. Mr.Witter gets on going to have to sell the house soon and we're the radio as Pacey runs in. Cut to everybody both going to be homeless. opening the door towards the room.) Jen: Well, then, I will put myself out of my misery. Dawson: Careful! Careful! Jack: Don't say that. (They go in.) Jen: Don't worry, Jack. Statistics are on my side, Joey: Dad! Dad! DAD? DAD! but I'll be gone by tonight. Mr.Potter: Joey! JOEY, GET OUTTA HERE! Get (She walks out of the room, Jack sighs. Cut to a her outta here! pipe bomb thrown through an Icehouse window Joey: Dad! Noo! Dad! and a fire immediately starts and is spreading (Pacey drags her out. Dawson grabs a fire quickly. Cut to Mr. Witter and Pacey walking extinguisher. Jen stares at the flames.) towards his patrol car.) Jack: Jen, come on! Mr.Witter: You stay outta this, Pacey! You and I (Dawson starts using the fire extinguisher.) have a whole nother problem to deal with. Dawson: (to Mr.Potter) I CAN'T GET IN THERE! Pacey: Of course I do. STAY BACK! Mr.Witter: Today you got a phone call at the (Dawson breaks the window glass. Mr.Witter and house. Dawson get Mr.Potter out. Cut to Joey, Pacey, Pacey: Andie? Jen, and Jack waiting outside of the Icehouse Mr.Witter: Mr. Milo! He's worried about you. He staring into it watching. Mr.Potter and Dawson run told me that you've blown two of your finals. out with Mr.Witter leading the way. Sirens are Pacey: I've got it under control, okay? heard in the distance. Joey runs up and hugs her Mr.Witter: Pacey, he said you didn't write word dad. Dawson stares coldly at Mr.Potter and one on either exam. That's prudent! What were coughs from the smoke. Cut to Mr.Potter watching you thinking? the Icehouse being put out by firemen.) Pacey: I was thinking that it doesn't really matter, Dawson: Is this your idea of taking care of okay?! things? Mr.Witter: The hell it doesn't! You get your things, Mr.Potter: It's not that simple, Dawson. you're coming home. Dawson: You need to go to the police and tell Pacey: No. them everything that you know. Mr.Witter: I don't want you hanging out here, Mr.Potter: I can't. It's too dangerous. Pacey. Mr. Potter's a known felon, it doesn't make Dawson: THIS is too dangerous. me look good. (Joey walks up and leans her shoulder on her Pacey: Is that what this is about?! dad.) Mr.Witter: Get your stuff! Joey: I'm all checked out. They asked for the hero Pacey: I said no! next (to Dawson). That'd be you. Mr.Witter: I SAID GET YOUR STUFF! Dawson: I'm not a hero, Joey. (He grabs Pacey's arms.) Mr.Potter: Don't be modest, Dawson. You saved Pacey: Get your hands off me! my life. You're a hero. (Pacey's dad punches him.) Dawson: Some situations are too tragic to have a Mr. Witter: I'll be in the car. hero. This is one of them. (Cut to Mr.Potter opening his blind and seeing the (He kisses Joey on the cheek and walks off. His fire. He grabs his drugs and rushes to the toilet parents run up to him.) and starts hurredly opening them and pouring Mitch: Dawson! them in to flush them down the stool. Cut to the (Cut back to Joey, looking confused up at her group at the table.) father.) Dawson: Does anybody smell that? (Cut to Mr.Witter and Pacey talking inside.) Jack: Smoke.. Mr.Witter: That bastard was lying to me. He's in it Jen: Where's it coming from? up to his neck and he knows it. (Joey looks behind her through the door.) Pacey: Come on, you don't even know if this has Joey: There's a fire! anything to do with him. (She gets up and runs towards the smoke) Mr.Witter: A random arson incident in the middle Dawson: Joey! of Capeside? Let's consider the chances of that, Joey: Dad! Pacey. If God hadn't blessed ya with my good 184 looks, I wouldn't know who's son you were. Why (She sighs, much more relaxed and they hug. Cut don't you drive yourself home before you make to Dawson sitting with his parents at the kitchen another embarressing comment? table.) Pacey: I think I'll walk. Mitch: There's no question. You have to go to the Mr.Witter: As if I care. police. Pacey: Nobody assumed you did, Pop. Gail: Honey, whoever these men are that Joey's Mr.Witter: You'll have to excuse my son, boys. dad is dealing with, if they are capable of burning His girlfriend moves away and all of a sudden it's down a building then they are capable of much his time of the month. worse. Pacey: Screw you, okay? Dawson: I realize that but how can I do this to (Mr.Witter grabs his arm and Pacey quickly Joey? I mean, she finally gets her family back and removes it.) I'm going to be the one that's going to take it away Pacey: Get your hands off me! You don't touch from her? me again! Ever! Mitch: Joey's father is responsible here, not you. Mr.Witter: Finally, my boy gets a pair and all it Dawson: But what if...what if I just gave him some took was getting his heart broken by some girl time? Maybe he could change things. with a few screws loose. Mitch: The man just got out of prison less than a (Pacey punches him.) month ago and he's already committed the same Pacey: Andie did more for my life in 6 months crime that landed him there in the first place. than you did in 16 years, you rotten son of a bitch. Dawson: I just wish that I never saw what I saw. So if you want to make fun of me, if you want to Gail: There's a reason that you did, honey. Joey's bust on me, that's fine. But if you so much as in danger and she needs your strength. Even if make one more even slightly disparaging that strength doesn't come in the way that she comment about the woman I love, you're going to wants. policing this town from a hospital bed, you hear Mitch: You have to go to the police. There's really me? And one more thing, even if Mr.Potter was nothing else left that you can do. involved in all this, he's still 10 times the father Dawson: There is one thing. you ever were. (He gets up. Cut to Jack and Jen in Jack's house.) (Cut to Bessie and Mr.Potter sitting at the Potter's Jack: You didn't make a move tonight. You stood kitchen table, talking. Joey walks in.) there and you watched that fire. Why? Bessie: There's no reason that if we get an Jen: I was in shock, alright? inspector out there tomorrow that we can't file a Jack: No, I don't believe you. claim. It's start the procedure-- Jen: I don't remember, Jack. Joey: What's going on? Jack: I want the truth, Jen. All your little Mr.Potter: Your sister and I are going over the comments, how much do you mean them? insurance papers. Jen: I'm not the kind of person that would take Joey: No, I mean, with the police. Why is the their own life, if that's what you're thinking, Jack. Icehouse taped off? But...but when I was standing there, looking at Mr.Potter: The fire was arson related, it's typical that fire, I couldn't help but thinking investigative procedure. maybe...maybe this is Fate's way of providing me Joey: So there's nothing else going on? with an out. Jack, I don't want to die but I didn't Bessie: Joey, what are you saying? care enough to run. Joey: I'm asking Dad if he knows why the police Jack: I understand what you're going through. I are so interested in the fire or why there was a fire know how numbing the pain of hating yourself is. in the first place. You know, it makes you just want to push Mr.Potter: As God is my witness, I have no idea. everybody away especially the people who care Joey: You're positive? about you the most. But you can't. Not if you plan Bessie: Josephine Potter, you stop it right now. on ever being happy. Joey: No. I want him to swear. (They hug. Cut to Joey sitting by herself on some Mr.Potter: I just swore to you, Joey. lawn chairs by the creek. Dawson walks up.) Joey: I know, but I need you to swear again. I Dawson: Hey... need to know that you're telling me the truth. Do Joey: Hey. You called. you know who started that fire? Dawson: Yeah. Ahh (sighs) What I have to tell Mr.Potter: No. you you're not going to like...so I'm just going to Joey: Okay. say it really quickly. Joey, your father's dealing 185 drugs again. father doesn't help me get them, they're going to Joey: (defensively & angrily) You don't know that. keep helping me until I get him. Dawson: Yes, I do. I caught him. And that's not Joey: You guys have no idea what you're asking all. This fire tonight was not all, but partially his me to do. repsonsibility. I talked to him about it, I talked to Mr.Witter: He's putting your entire family in my parents about it, I didn't want to talk to you danger. about it because I didn't want you to know Joey: Yeah, well, it's my family, Mr.Witter. And but..now it's gone too far. what benefits my family is being together and Joey: (shaking her head defensively) He told me trusting each other. he had nothing to do with the fire. He swore to Mr.Witter: Don't you think your father's betrayed me. that trust? Dawson: He's lying to you. Joey: Well, right now I think I trust him a lot more Joey: Well, I believe him. than I trust any of you. Dawson: I know you want to believe him. Dawson: You know what? Could we just have a Joey: No, I do. couple of minutes alone? Dawson: Joey, why would I lie about this? (Mr.Witter nods and him and Dawson's parents Joey: Why are you doing this? get up and leave.) Dawson: Because you need to know the truth. Dawson: He wants to help, Joey. He cares. We Alright, this is a very dangerous situation right all do. now. If your father could help apprehend the Joey: (coldly) I appreciate the concern, Dawson. people who are responsible for this, if we went to What I don't appreciate is having the solution the police and maybe you can work something out forced down my throat. for your dad. Dawson: I tried to talk to your father-- Joey: You want me to turn my own father in? Joey: That's just it, Dawson. You tried. But he's What kind of a person do you think I am? Why are not your father, Dawson. It doesn't matter if he you doing this? goes off to prison for the rest of your life, does it? Dawson: Joey, this isn't my fault! Dawson: That's why I came to you. Joey: Yes, it is! Joey: Yeah, with the decision already made! Dawson: There's no other option! Dawson: Joey, I wish there was another option Joey: You just couldn't keep well enough alone?! but there isn't! You have to understand that! You had to get involved?! Joey: I understand, Dawson, that in that black Dawson: Joey, I love you! I'm not going to let you and white world in which you live, you didn't see risk your life to protect somebody who isn't any choices, but that's not my world. I see things protecting you. in gray and that's what makes us different and Joey: Dawson, this is my father. I am begging that's what made me fall in love with you and you, just stay out of it. that's what is tearing us apart. Dawson: I can't. (She leaves the room. Dawson sighs and runs his Joey: Yes, you can. I mean, not just for me or my hands through his hair. Cut to Mitch and Gail family's sake but for us. I'm telling you, Dawson. sitting outside of their house on a picnic table.) We won't survive this. Mitch: We did well with our son. Dawson: That's a risk that I'm willing to take. Gail: Our one success. Because I care about you more than I care about Mitch: We've had more success than that, Gail. myself. And somebody has to do the right thing. If For the past 24 hours, they have reminded me so you can't, then I will. much of how I love to be a part of this family. (Joey slowly sits back down in her lawn chair. Cut Dawson was able to count on us when he needed to Joey, Dawson, and Dawson's parents in to and I felt like a father again. And if you can Mr.Witter's office.) believe it, a husband. Mr.Witter: If I have to wait until I have enough Gail: Oh, Mitch. proof to arrest your father, then he's going away (Mitch kneels before her.) for life. Mitch: Stay here with me. With us. Please. Joey: You don't even have proof? Then why Gail: You see, ever since you left I have prayed should I go along with this? for the day that you'd come back and when that Mr.Witter: Joey, the men who tipped me off to didn't happen, I started seeing Philly for what it your father's dealing are his competitors. They're was. And oddly enough, it felt more right than also responsible for that fire last night. If your anything had in a long time. 186 Mitch: But we can be right again, too, Gail. I want I'm sorry what I said yesterday, I really don't know my whole life back. I want us. anything about her. Gail: No, you want what we had. We'll never have Pacey: Apoligy accepted. that again, Mitch. So I'm going to do something (He starts to walk away.) that's right for both of us, I'm going to take the Mr.Witter: No, I'm not done. As little as I know unplanned route for a little while in hopes that about her, I know even less about you, my own whatever we lost, we'll be able to stumble upon son. I realized that as Andie was trying to fill me in again. on what you two had been through... Mitch: Did Dawson understand? (Pacey looks like he's on the verge of tears.) Gail: He understands how much I love him. That's Mr.Witter: (cont.) I didn't know about any of that. enough, I think. She said you were her hero...that was nice to (Cut to Jen climbing the steps to Grams. She hear. Anyways, I called your school and explained opens the door and Grams sees her.) things to them. They said they're going to let you Jen: I have three conditions. make up the finals next week, when you feel up to Grams: What are they? it. Jen: One - that we address the reality of why this Pacey: Thank you. didn't work out before. I know I made some Mr.Witter: It's the least I could do. (pauses) I'm mistakes. But even on my best behavior I never sorry I'm not the kind of father that you felt you felt that I was comfortable living here with you. I could share your story with... never felt I was good enough. (A single tear runs down Pacey's face as he fights Grams: Oh, Jennifer. off as many tears as he can.) Jen: Two - I need you to acknowledge that I've Mr.Witter: And just one other thing...Andie been through a lot in my life. More than most girls wanted me to give you something... my age, and what I need is your support, not your (Mr.Witter hugs Pacey. They pull away and Pacey judgement. Especially not His judgement. starts crying and throws his arms around his dad Grams: Okay..I think I can manage that. again.) Jen: What you need to understand, Grams, I don't Pacey: Oh, God....I miss her so much....I miss her need a legal guardian to be able to survive and I so much it's killing me, Pops... can handle a lot more than you think. But what I Mr.Witter: I know you do, son, I know. want..is to live here with you. I want a family. I (Cut to Mr.Potter in the Potter living room looking want us to take care of each other and I don't at a picture of Joey with her mother. Joey walks in want to be alone anymore. stiffly and slowly, very nervous looking.) Grams: Neither do I. Joey: Dad. (They hug.) Mr.Potter: Joey. Where'd you run off to this Grams: Was there a third? morning? I cooked you breakfast. Jen: Yes. There's somebody else who doesn't Joey: What's with the police? want to be alone anymore either. Mr.Potter: Oh... (She motions towards Jack. Grams looks and Joey: Are you dealing drugs again? sighs.) Mr.Potter: (starts crying and slowly nods.) Yes. Grams: Well, I've been meaning to clear out your Joey: (starts to cry) Why? grandfather's room for awhile. Mr.Potter: Joey, I wish I had an answer for ya. I (Jen and Grams hug again. Cut to Pacey leaning wanted to provide for my family. Not just survive, against the railing by the water. Mr.Witter walks but provide. I thought that if I just made a little up.) extra money, get ahead, maybe there'd be a Pacey: What are you doing here? chance for us... Mr.Witter: Well, for starters, you punched me. Joey: Yeah but you served your time! You were Pacey: If you came looking for an apoligy, you're supposed to start a new life! barking up the wrong tree. Mr.Potter: I wanted to, Joey. But what you don't Mr.Witter: No, I don't want one. I deserved it. understand is the burden I felt. (Pacey looks at him, confused.) Joey: We were a burden? Mr.Witter: Good for you for doing it. You got Mr.Potter: No! You girls are my gift. The burden another phone call today. It was Andie. We talked was self-afflicted. Ever since I moved back in here for a long time...she's uh...kinda chatty, that one. with you, I have been haunted...by the knowledge Pacey: (smiles) Yeah, she is. that I have failed you. Mr.Witter: She sounded sweet as hell, Pacey. So Joey: Then why didn't you tell me about this? We 187 could have found a way. We could have done looks at Bessie and she looks away, crying. He something! gets in the patrol car. Bessie walks towards the Mr.Potter: I was just too weak, Joey! house and up the stairs and looks at Joey and (He reaches out to touch her and she pulls away keeps walking. Joey looks over to find Dawson quickly.) standing there. She slowly walks towards him.) Mr.Potter: I have been up night after night after Dawson: How are you feeling? night wondering what compelled me to take that Joey: (deadly cold) Like hell. road both times...and I don't have an answer for it. Dawson: Is there anything I can do? Joey: But I trusted you! And you lied and you Joey: (cold again) No thank you. ruined everything Bessie and I have worked so Dawson: You did the right thing, Joey. hard for. I mean, we could have died in that fire Joey: No, Dawson. You did the right thing. What I and it would have been your fault! did...the word right doesn't even come close to. Mr.Potter: I know, I know, I know and I hate Dawson: We both did what we had to do. myself so much for it that I wish I had died in that Joey: (glares at him) What I have to say, you're fire! I just...I don't know what to do...I don't know not going to like, so I'll say it quickly. I hope one how to fix this...all I know is that I am so, so sorry. day that I'll be able to forgive my father for all of Joey: (gets a grip on herself, her tears stop this, and I don't know if I'll ever be able to forgive somewhat) I'm sorry, too. I took care of it for you. myself, but I know that I will never forgive you. (She lifts up the bottom of her shirt revealing that See, Dawson, there are certain circumstances she has been wearing a wire. She looks at her that love can not overcome and from now on...I dad with tears in her eyes.) don't want to know you. Joey: (whispers) I'm so sorry. (She turns and goes into her house. Dawson Mr.Potter: Don't be. stands there, shocked and heartbroken and he (Cut to Mr.Potter and Joey walking out of their forces out a whisper.) house. He turns back around and looks at Joey. Dawson: See ya, Joey. He walks towards the patrol cars past Bessie. He (Cue ending credits.)

* END OF SEASON II *

188 Contents

1. The Kiss 1

2. Crossroads 9

3. Alternating Lifestyles 18

4. Tamara's Return 28

5. Full Moon Rising 37

6. Homecoming Dance 45

7. The All-Nighter 53

8. The Reluctant Hero 62

9. The Election 70

10. High Risk Behavior 79

11. Sex, She Wrote 88

12. Uncharted Waters 97

13. His Leading Lady 105

14. To Be or Not to Be 114

15. And That is the Question 123

16. Be Careful What You Wish For 131

17. Psychic Friends 140

18. The Perfect Wedding 148

19. Abby Morgan Rest in Peace 157

20. Reunited 164

21. Ch...Ch...Ch...Changes 173

22. Parental Discretion Advised 181

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