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MONDAY. JANUARY 30, 1989 JAMES MADISON UNIVERSITY VOL. 66 NO. 33 North praises freedom, incurs protests Students rally Scandal figure outside Convo, says deeds to vent opinions be vindicated

By Jennifer Powell By Meghan Johnson staff writer college clips editor Oliver North's speech here Thursday Former Lt. Col. Oliver North told a incited protests from JMU students and crowd of about 3,500 supporters and Harrisonburg residents divided in protesters Thursday night that he will opinion over the controversial receive "ultimate vindication in the Iran-Contra scandal figure. travail that I face" because he stood up for his country. Anti-North protesters met at the "I don't believe that there is anything Warren Campus Center at 6:15 p.m. wrong with faithfulness to this country and walked to the main entrances at the or its ideals," North said. "I don't JMU Convocation Center where they believe that faithfulness to a president held signs, chanted slogans and shouted is wrong. I don't believe that protecting at some passers-by entering the Convo. the American people from terrorism is "We arc here in support of Congress," wrong. Culver Fortna, one of the group's leaders, said before the rally. "1 don't believe that advocating democracy and liberty in Central "We feel that Oliver North . . . America is wrong, because I deeply shredded documents and admitted lying believe that faithfulness and to Congress, therefore ... it seems that commitment in this nation are he is hiding something from important,'' North said. Congress," Fortna said. "He should pay He is scheduled to go on trial Jan. 31 his dues eventually. If he gets charged for 12 felony charges that could net him with any crimes, we don't want it to Staff photo by MARK MANOUKIAN terms of up to 60 years in prison. affect the student body. That's why we Oliver North North is accused of illegally using a are here." tax-exempt foundation to help finance More than 200 protesters participated 15 students from Eastern Mennonite Oliver North a big amount of money." the Nicaraguan Cuntras in their Fight in the staged anti-North demonstration, College participated. North's supporters, of course, against the communist Sandinistas. said Mini Singh, another of the group's "We heard about [the demonstration] disagreed. Jane Hanner, executive chair of the organizers. "We've lost count," she and we are interested in showing our "I think that's wise," said Ronnie University Program Board, said about said. support," said Cathy Stoner, an EMC Nance, a Staunton resident. "He should 70 people who wanted to see the speech The JMU College Republicans and student. "I think [North] outstepped his use it as defense [funds]." were turned away at the door because students favoring North met at 7 p.m. bounds, and the fact that he did it for Many of those students waiting to there were no seats left. outside the main entrance to the the sake of some foreign policy I don't hear North speak said they believe he is The UPB sponsored North's Convocation Center. agree with doesn't help. It makes him a scapegoat for the federal government controversial appearance here. look worse in my eyes." and not completely at fault for the "We are happy that JMU likes Oliver During his speech. North said the Iran-Contra scandal. North enough [to bring him]... to our Betty Springston, a 1949 JMU United States should help people who, "I respect the man," said Donn campus," said Cliff Corker, president of graduate, said, "We feel as though like the Nicaraguan Contras, are Miller, a senior. "I don't know if Students for America, a conservative [students] should have some support of "willing to struggle for their own the community and we're in agreement everything he did was right, but I student political group. freedom." with the cause." respect him." About 30 students rallied in support "Sadly, the Congress cut off those The protesters also complained about Junior Michael C. Murphy said North people who struggle for those same of North. could not have orchestrated the the University Program Board allegedly freedoms that we hold, and in so doing paying North an $18,000 speaker's fee. diversion of U.S. funds without Students from George Mason we have jeopardized your future," he University, Liberty University and North uses his lecture earnings to help "permission from those above him. "Ultimately he will be pardoned, if said. "My hope is that enough people other schools joined the pro-North pay for legal expenses. North's case, will see the error of their ways and involving 12 felony charges, goes to even convicted," Murphy said. demonstrators, said Slcphan Foglcman, restore that aid [to Nicaragua]." a member of the College Republicans. trial this week. Pro-North demonstrators agreed. loJay's young people need t>: Students against North's appearance JMU freshman Beth Ising said, "We also r-"" •-' itii I See PROTE3TS page 2 > See NORTH page 2 > Page 2, The Breeze, Monday, January 30, 1989

Staff photos by BRETT ZWERDLING Students of varying political opinions protested for and against North's visit to JMU. Protests North— > (Continued from page 1) Some students did not want to align >■ (Continued from page 1) special interest groups," North said. Some blamed Congress for the scandal themselves with either group, but were understand the founding fathers' values "I ask you to care enough to speak and said North supported democratic curious about the demonstration. because they were essential in the up," he said. "In this nation, the way principles. we do that is through the ballot box. "I'm not protesting on either side," creation of the United States' "We have Oliver North standing up And the way to do that is to get said junior Mark Marshall. "Some of Constitition. for freedom," Corker said. "I believe that we need a better involved and to stay involved in the these people already have him tried and political process of this country. The current lukewarm policies in hanging on a tree." understanding of those values that they support of North or against him "are had then to make us better understand "It is not enough in this country for atrocious, especially to the Both the protesters and supporters how we should prepare for the future — half the Americans to go the polls freedom-fighters all across the world," said they believed student interest was the future that is soon to be yours," every four years," he said. he said. important and beneficial to JMU. North said. North said he is afraid of the claims "That's why we are demonstrating . . "I think that this is a wonderful The Vietnam War and high inflation made by Soviet premier Mikhail Gorbachev. . in support of an American hero," he thing, because JMU has been accused in before the Reagan administration were said. "He loves freedom enough to lay the past of having an apathetic signs of a shift away from these "I believe that it is proper that we be down his life for it. I think a lot could attitude," Singh said. fundamental values, he said. hopeful [about the Soviet policy of have happened in Nicaragua if the openness],'' he said. "But I also think it ILLS.] Congress hadn't done these "It was good because it showed the "And then came to Washington a is very important that we be wary of foolish things to exploit the freedom." campus cared about something," said president who said, "No, the old ideas what this man speaks." sophomore Susan Keil. "The campus are not so dead,'" he said, citing "[Gorbachev] is making a desperate Outside the Convocation Center, was Reagan's conservative politics. effort to rebuild a shattered economy," demonstratorsH „,,„, shouted . , , slogans . and.V , ,, g'vmg ..,,,, [us views on something. ■ [andj spoke out. Usually the campus is "America reawakened from that period waved signs before the speech. North said. "We should not open up our nonchalant. They really don't care." of time in which we turned away," he technology and our banks ... to go At one point, the two dissenting said. "[Reagan] said that there is too Students' reviews of North's speech down the rat hole of a failed economic groups sang "The Star-Spangled much that this country offers to each system." Banner" in unison. generally depended on their personal one of us and to others around the world opinions of his politics. "It is . . . important, if we are to Some people wailing to see North who do not have what we have." sustain the future for our children, that complained that the protesters should "That's the last lime I spend five The most important of those values the free enterprise system, which has not be there. dollars to support a criminal," junior "is a quality I call faithfulness," he said. made this country as wealthy as it is, "I think they ought to go home," said Chris Murray said. Fidelity to God, family and values are can continue." Jim Wandless, an area resident. "They "He pretty much snowed the people components of this ideal. "Free enterprise works," he said to don't belong here. They ought to come here and played on their emotions," said "Faithfulness is nothing more than great applause. in. They might leam something. Jon Richart, a junior. maintaining the commitment to those North said most Americans are not who rely on you," he said. aware of the Soviet military influence Two "great evils" threaten the values in various regions. of our society, North said. "One of "We have never gotten the message them is drugs." out to the American people from our ^ie^/geze North said the second great evil founded 1922 government or from our open media Editor Merlin Romjue America faces is communism, which he that there are 70,000 Cuban troops Managing ed lor Cathy Carey "la the pratt alomi, cheautrtd ai if it with abuswt. the called "an alien and godless philosophy Business managir Diane Benevidee serving as the missionaries, the very wrrld ii .ndtbud for all Ike Ir.umpht which have bnn Dpsign/Layout editor Knetin Fay which for the first time in history has a HJ.ntd by traton and humanity ovtr trror and opprittiom " Hessians ... of the Soviet Union, all Graphics des'gn manager Stephen Rountree J.tmet Modi ton News editor Heather Daw eon [grip] on this hemisphere." over the world," he said. "It isn't just in Assistant news editor Jacki Hampton North encouraged students to become Features editor Laura Hunt Angola. It's in Ethiopia, it's in Yemen, Assistant 'ealu'es editor Keith Perry The Brew/e « published Monday and Thursday aware of and involved in American i Business editor Amanda Benson mornings ard distributed throughout JM U it's in Nicaragua." Assistant .business editor Laurel Wisemger Mailing address « The Bmetrm, Communication politics. North encouraged students to Sports ecnor Dave Weshburn Department, JMU. Harrisonburg, Va. 22807. "I came here this evening not to give Assistant spons edrtor Stephanie Swum For advertising, call 568-6596. For editorial participate in national service, Op*"cn eo 'o' Sarah Michel otf ces, call 568-6127. you advice or to give you a sermon, but Assistant opinion editor Rob Morano Comments and complaints should be directed suggesting all young men and women Photo edror Lawrence Jackson to Martm Romgue. editor. to encourage you, while you are here as work for at least two years, "at Assistant p-.oto editor Mark Manoukian students and certainly after you leave Co • The Breeze, Monday, January 30, 1989, page 3 NEWS Crime fighters

Campu/police chief says parking not a major issue ., .^_ Ifcfc^^l^^^^^. ^ JNU'sJMU's campus police force has more on its mind H^k A^L. thanfKiTi parking.n'irl-iniT But the results of a recent Breeze survey show that 52 percent, or 39, of the 75 respondents listed parking as the police's number one problem. Alan MacNutt, director of JMU's campus police, disagreed. "It is a problem, I don't discount that,1' he said. "But there is enough parking here, it's just not where people want it."- MacNutt said the main problem is alcohol. "I'd say alcohol-related crimes are predominant on this campus," he said. Underage consumption of alcohol was listed as the biggest problem by 30 percent, or 23, of those surveyed. Fifteen percent, or 11, listed vandalism as a police concern. Despite vandalism problems, MacNutt said, "Kids here seem to have more pride in their campus [than students at other schools]." In the survey, students also rated the quality of the campus police department Results showed that 46 percent, or 35, of the students rated the department as "average," while 36 Stories by Patricia Cavallo Graphic by Darrell Taylor See POLICE page 5 >• Survey shows few call escorts Campus cadets do more After almost nine years on the JMU who obviously want a ride from place than write parking tickets campus, the cadet escort service to place when it's cold outside." struggles for complete recognition by Other students said they don't trust At first, he did it for the money. Now until midnight. the student body. the cadets. "I had a friend who called the he does it for the excitement. Weekend shifts are from 7 p.m. to 2 Seventy-eight percent, or 59, of the escort service to walk her home when Scott Kiefer has been a campus cadet a.m. and 8 p.m. to 3 a.m. she was drunk," one respondent wrote. respondents to a recent Breeze survey for about two years. He's been trained For safety, female cadets always are said they never call the escort service "When they came to meet her, they in communication skills, use of radio paired with males. The women also are took her in and she was arrested," the for a ride or a walk home. equipment and conflict resolution. ineligible to work the car unit, since Only 7 percent, or five, of the 75 female student wrote. She said she will The program is open to any that cadet docs not work with a partner. respondents said they always call for an never call the escort service again. upperclassman in good standing. The cadets assist the campus police in escort. Fifteen percent, or 11, said they Kiefer said cadets don't always arrest Candidates are interviewed and hired their work patrolling the campus, drunken students. "That's purely a sometimes use the service. only when the department has an Kiefer said. "Essentially, we are the Scott Kiefer, a junior and a two-year judgment call on the part of the cadet. opening. Currently, JMU employs eyes and ears of the campus officers. From my point of view, I'd be member of the campus cadet force, said about 20 cadets. They can't be everywhere at once." concerned with getting her home, safely. there is a definite lack of knowledge After being selected, cadets must "As a general word of-advice," he Unlike the police officers, campus concerning the escort service. attend a two-day training program, said, "don't call the police department cadets cannot make arrests. "I can't say there is a lack of where they learn the needed skills. information, because we advertise in when you're drunk." The cadets, as university officials, can The Breeze and publicize it in all the Most of the students who said they The cadet service is similar to other ask someone to show identification or dorms," he said. use the service arc women. "I'd rather be on-campus jobs, Kiefer said. "I work to wait for an officer. "We have no Some survey respondents said it was safe than sorry," one of them said. "It's between 10 and 20 hours a week, based power to physically detain someone," loo much trouble to call for a walk much safer to go through the on my course load." Kiefer said- "If we run into a situation home. Others said they did not believe inconvenience of calling the cadets than Keifcr said he can sign up for nights that we cannot diffuse, we call the there was any danger in walking home to end up getting yourself in trouble." off when he wants them. police, who hold all arrest power." alone. Kiefer agreed. As a precaution, the Diana Stabler, a senior, is one of Cadets do not carry weapons. They A few students said they feel "stupid" escort service should be used any time seven female cadets currently involved are equipped only with a radio and a when they call the service, or they fed after dark, he said. "Attacks don't with the program. flashlight. they arc wasting cadets' time. always happen late at night."' Female cadets sometimes have to Kiefer and Stabler said the most But Kiefer said certain cadets each "A lot of people have the attitude, 'It work harder to get the job done, she difficult part of their jobs is dealing night work the escort service, while won't happen to me," and they go about said. "A lot of times a female cadet has with fellow students. "It's hard dealing others mainly patrol campus. their way," Kiefer said. to be more assertive when she stops with peers on a professional level," For the cadets working the escort "I think there arc a lot of people who someone." Kiefer said. They don't understand that service, "calls break up the monotony walk around with a little bit of fear," he The cadets on foot work in pairs at all we're just doing our job." of the njght,H he said. "The only callers said. "If they knew about the service, times. During the week, their shifts run [the cadets] frown upon are ihe ones they'd piobably leei safei. 7 to 1 i p.iii. One unit stays on See CADE , o p(...-N 51 Page 4, The Breeze, Monday, January 30, 1989 Construction halted on one of RMH's projects

By Wendy Warren staff writer Construction on Rockingham Memorial Hospital's new parking deck was halted last week after investigators found the deck was shifting. The structure sways in a southerly direction, "away from JMU," said Larry Jolly, senior vice president of the hospital. The shift probably is the result of imperfections in a pillar ai the base of the building, Jolly said. After a contractor, Shockey Construction Co. of Winchester, solves the problem, construction on the deck will resume. Jolly said he expects the problem to be fixed by the middle of this week. He called the problem "aggravating, but not serious." When complete, the deck will hold 524 cars on seven levels. From JMU, the design of the building makes it appear to slope towards the middle. The deck can be seen from PC Dukes, across SAB Drive. The structure is constructed with prefabricated concrete slabs. All parking surfaces are wide, gently Staff photo by CHRIS TYREE sloping ramps that spiral upward. Steel cables temporarily have been Installed to stabilize the parking deck. The deck will not be open to students. Jolly said. It cancer treatment in the Harrisonburg-Rockingham to 70,000 square feel. will have gates that open only for hospital employees area. Jolly said. Until the new center is finished, area The $7 million, three-floor expansion to the with special access cards and it will be monitored by cancer victims still must travel to the Univcrstiy of medical center will include outpatient radiology a closed-circuit TV system. Virginia's cancer center. services, a vascular lab, cardio-pulmonary services Until the deck is completed, some hospital Rockingham's cancer treatment center will house a and a conference center. employees will continue to park at the JMU SI.2 million linear accelerator device for radiation The hospital also is building a new heliport landing Convocation Center. Construction of the hospital's treatment. Chemotherapy treatment also will be for air transport of patients. new cancer center took the employees' old lot. available. Currently, helicopters bringing seriously injured The hospital is building the $3 million cancer Current plans call for a 14,000 square-foot facility, center in response to "an overwhelming need" for but the hospital is considering expanding the center See HOSPITAL page 5 > Large Pizza Regular Crust 1 topping $5.99 FREE DELIVERY OR NO CHARGE *Medium Regular Crust FOR CHECKS (1 topping) AND 2 drinks!! Fri. & Sat. Sun. - Thurs. 11am-2am 11am- 1am Extra toppings $1,00 Drinks 500 Pepsi • Diet Pepsi • Dr. Pepper 433-0606 Slice • Mountain Dew The Breeze, Monday, January 30, 1989, page 5 Police > (Continued from page 3) Compared to other schools where he 46, of the respondents said they always According to the survey results, 61 percent, or 27, rated it "excellent" or has worked, there is relatively little lock their doors. Sixteen percent, or 12, percent of JMU students have been the "good." Eighteen percent, or 13, said campus crime at JMU, MacNutt said: said they sometimes do. victims of on-campus theft, or they the campus police performance Is "The biggest threat to students is MacNutt said students always should know someone who has. "poor" or "terrible." themselves," he said. Students often keep the doors to their rooms or suites Nineteen percent of the respondents MacNutt said JMU's campus don't exercise caution for their own locked, since many on-campus thefts said they have been attacked on campus department is one of the best he has safety. occur in dorms. or they know someone who has been a worked with. "Students leave doors unlocked," Students commit most of the thefts victim. "I took a pay cut to come here," he MacNutt said. "They walk around alone in dorms, MacNutt said. Overall, JMU's crime rate is not said. "It's a far more pleasant at night and fail to take advantage of the But he cautioned that students aren't threatening, MacNutt said. atmosphere." escort service." the only ones who commit campus "The primary reason the crime on this He said the campus police have a Twenty-three percent, or 17, of the crimes. "We don't have a wall around campus is at its low level is the cadet good working relationship with the respondents said they never lock their campus. There are outsiders who come system," he said. "The system is a plus Harrisonburg police. doors at night. Sixty-one percent, or in and commit crimes." for JMU." Cadets Hospital ^tizo^ >• (Continued from page 3) > (Continued from page 4) Stabler agreed. "Nobody sees the good patients to the hospital must land on things the cadets do. They just see us as JMU's soccer field and be taken to the It*** re ^ Tan **CiViA ticket writers. Essentially, it's a bad hospital by ambulance. «tf 1106 Reservoir St. 434-1812 / reputation. 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He said they have been made fat and complacent by tenure, which frees them to abandon their students in favor of chasing money and prestige through office politicking, useless research and big grants. "They have distorted university curriculums to accommodate their own narrow and selfish interests," Sykes wrote. These interests are so trendy that they produce "curriculums that look like they were designed by a game show host," Sykes added in an interview. To Sykes, professors are responsible for a variety of problems like "pseudoscience," "junkthink" and "twist[ing] the ideals of academic freedom into a system in which they are accountable to no one." "A lot of undergrads go to some of the most prestigious universities in the country, like the CPS University of Michigan, Berkeley, even Harvard, even their lives for pursuing ideas that the political based on the reputations of their professors," Sykes "It generated a gigantic response," the younger or religious leaders of their day found offensive. said. Sykes, a journalist, said. "The letters and calls "What they find is something very different from indicated that this thing had touched a nerve. The what they and their parents have been led to expect. Tenure arose as a way to protect them and the masses of more anonymous college teachers from administration and lots of faculty [at the University They think they'll be learning at the feet of those of Wisconsin-Milwaukee] were outraged. But some professors and what they find is, if they see those the political whims of administrators, who might otherwise succumb to community pressures to faculty, students and parents said 'Yeah, this is professors at all, it's as a blur in the parking lot." absolutely correctj Sykes maintained it can all be changed by punish professors engaged in misunderstood or eliminating tenure. unpopular research. Sykes himself is the son of a professor, the late After his father's death>Sykes set out to develop Jay G. Sykes, who was a journalism professor at the article into a book, and) in the process, came to But such a proposal is not without detractors. Dr. focus on the quality of college teaching. Jonathan Knight, of the American Association of the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. University Professors, said Sykes' idea would "Profscam" grew out of a 1985 article written by He found that most professors teach only 7 1/2 to destroy academic freedom. the senior Sykes for Milwaukee Magazine, then 9 hours a week. They leave instructing and guiding Many of the ages' greatest thinkers — from edited by his son. In the piece, entitled "The students to graduate assistants. Sykes said they now Socrates, to Jesus, to Galileo, to Freud, to even comprise a "bitter academic underclass," often of Sorcerers and the Seven-And-A-Half-Hour Week," foreigners who can't speak understandable English. some scholars during the McCarthy era in the the senior Sykes accused his colleagues of poor United Stales — lost jobs, money, reputations and work habits. See PROFSCAM page 8 >• Duke's frat row to be on 'One Life to Live' [CPS] — Duke University will fraternity row location," said ABC Bondeross said students from hundreds and its surrounding areas," Zellman become Landview University for a few spokesman Jason Bondeross. of campuses nationwide responded, wrote, describing campus buildings and days in late January when the cast and ABC, trying to gain some publicity, sending not just letters but videotapes, woods that would work well with the staff from the "One Life to Live" ABC last fall placed ads in 50 campus bumper slickers, coffee mugs, sweat soap's story line. daytime drama visit to do some newspapers, and ran a commercial shirts and photographs extolling their on-location production. "It was obvious he knew the show," during the program, asking student schools. Bondeross said. viewers to write and explain why their Duke spokesman Leonard Pardue sa:d, Duke "won" a nationwide location campus would be the perfect location "The kids were very creative, very "You look at something like this as an search conducted by the soap opera's for the show. inventive in the submissions they sent opportunity for students lo get producers, who will use the campus Bondeross said the producers hoped to in," Bondeross said. involved. It could be a real learning fraternity row to shoot an episode build excitement for the show with experience." featuring "Fraternity Row," the students, some of its biggest fans. Duke senior Glenn Zellman did the program's "soap within a soap." "Soap viewing among college kids is best. "Once at Duke you'd be amazed by Bondeross said the episode featuring "Duke'best met the need for a very big." the beauty and charm of the university Duke will be aired March 2. Page 8, The Breeze, Monday, January 30, 1989 Prof scam ► (Continued from page 7) won't get free rides," Knight said. But he said bosses Dr. Robert Krciscr, also of the AAUP, said Sykes' "I have to admit I was appalled at how deeply who hire incompetents often arc loathe to admit later correct estimate that professors spend less than nine ingrained the contempt for teaching is," Sykcs said. they made a hiring mistake, and untcnurcd teachers hours a week teaching "misrepresents the workload." People who like and are good at teaching often don't would be unlikely to risk angering their bosses by get tenure because they may not be good at asking ihcm to weed out their bad colleagues. Kreiscr said professors spend a lot more time "preparing for classes, meeting with students, publishing, Sykes said. Consequently, it's likely Sykes' system would lead "To be a teacher in higher education is virtually to researching." to more deadwood, not less. Knight maintained. While a professor at the University of Rochester, commit professional suicide," he said. * Knight said without the job security tenure gives It would be different without tenure, he said. "Tenure Kreiser said he worked between "40 and 60 hours a them, the best professors would move on to where the week." corrupts, enervates and dulls higher education," Sykes real money is: private industry. wrote in "Profscam." Knight, one of Sykes' most vocal critics, disagreed "If you're a computer scientist earning $50,000 a But even Knight conceded talented professors are emphatically. year at a university without tenure, why should you dismissed when they fail to devote as much time to "Sykes believes that by eliminating tenure, you'll stay when you can go to the Silicon Valley and get research and publishing as their tenured colleagues. weed out the dcadwood and the incompetents, people $100,000 and also don't have tenure?" he asked. "Sometimes the very finest teachers are let go." North > (Continued from page 2) then wc ought to advocate the same Although he tells his son to collect TAKE CARE take from this country of ours, or is it kinds of restrictions on those who serve no more than the designated $5, his not time for us to give back a little Lit in our Congress," he said, over loud son, "knowing it is forbidden, collects OFYOUR of what we have been given?" he asked. cheers of agreement. S10 from each person . . . and funnels his UNICEF profits into a secret fund LUNGS. North also blasted Congress and said During the question and answer period more limits should be placed on the following North's speech, sophomore for a Rambo water pistol," Pedersen said. legislature. Alex Pedersen, using an analogy, asked THEY'RE According to the Constitution, the North to evaluate his own role in the Pedersen then asked North how he president is responsible for the Iran-Contra scandal. would go about punishing the child. ONLY protection, defense and foreign policy of North said calmly, "One of the great the United States, North said. "The Pedersen asked North what the student glories of this wonderful country of HUMAN. founders of our Constitution never said was a question about "raising and ours is the First Amendment, and I intended that those authorities ever by disciplining children." thank you for your question. • .AMERICAN usurped by the 535 members of Pedersen set up a hypothetical "But as a father of four I would not LUNG Congress." situation in which he sends his son out pretend to tell you how to discipline ASSOCIATION: "If we are going to . . . mandate that to collect five-dollar donations for your son, and that is the answer to your T^P Chnsin ; ■ our president can only serve two terms. UNICEF. question." TOP THIS.

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[CPS] — Administrators at Louisiana College have Lynn decided to halt sales of the calendar after others Calendars featuring nude or semi-nude classmates halted sales of a fund-raising calendar featuring campus advised him it could give the 800-student college, provoked angry protests at the universities of Illinois students in bathing suits, fearing it was giving the which is supported by the Louisiana Baptist and Texas, at Austin, during the 1987-88 school year, Baptist school a "playboy" image. Convention, a playboy image. but they stayed on sale. More recently, Ohio State officials yanked a Aimed at raising money for the college's chorus, the Such images can be troublesome at schools funded "Men of Louisiana College" calendar, which even similarly racy "Men of the Scarlet and Gray" calendar by the Southern Baptist Convention. After Playboy from campus stores because it used OSU's logos, campus President Robert Lynn characterized as "about magazine determined that Mercer University, a Baptist as scintillating as a Scars catalog," was tame enough emblems and trademarks without permission. college, was among the top "party schools" in the Only 23 Louisiana College calendars \ 'ere sold when that the local Alexandria Daily Town Talk published a nation in 1987, lileralists in the Georgia Baptist photo from it. Lynn banned them, but students seemed to agree with Convention mounted an ultimately unsuccessful their president's view of its modesty. However, the photo, which was of a male student in campaign to replace Mercer's trustees with more a hot tub with two female classmates, generated conservative church members. Kandy Key, one of the women in the hot tub complaints. picture, said her mother and members of her church Calendars have caused troubles at other campuses, teased her about the photo, "but basically they didn't Rev. Charles Hutzler, pastor of the Alpine Baptist but usually for different reasons. see anything wrong with it." Church, said, "I thought it was in very poor taste for a Penn State University, for example, banned a John Smith, another student in the hot tub shot, said Christian college. I was outraged. It makes us look "Women of Lion Country" calendar from its bookstore of the notoriety the incident was giving him, "I love like we're liberal or something." after students objected it was offensive to women. it. I'm becoming a cult star." NCAA might have to pay penalized schools [CPS] — The National Collegiate teams, including being banned from it can result in many other schools them appears in a bowl game, and split Athletic Association would have to pay television and bowl appearances, would being punished as well." revenues when they play each other. colleges that lose money because the cost other colleges about $4.5 million Chambers is a long-time college Oklahoma is a perennial bowl NCAA penalizes a school in their in lost television revenues. sports reform advocate who, in the past, participant, and Oklahoma State's conference, if a bill proposed in the has introduced legislation requiring program has emerged as a national Nebraska legislature Jan. 12 becomes Losing that much money could colleges to pay their athletes. power. law. cripple some programs. Big Eight conference teams — which The legislators were angry about Bill co-sponsor Sen. Ernie Chambers include Nebraska, Iowa State, Colorado, Chambers' proposal, if approved, reports that recent penalties levied said, "I think some recent cases have . Missouri, Kansas State, and the two would give the University of Nebraska against the University of Oklahoma and made people wake up and realize that Oklahoma universities — share a means to take the NCAA to court if it Oklahoma State University football when the NCAA punishes one school, television money earned when one of imposes sanctions. f®§

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SARAH MICHEL ROB MORANO Opinion Editor Assistant Opinion Editor 'Students' When John Thompson, head coach of the men's basketball team at Georgetown University, walked off the court two weeks ago to protest the NCAA's Proposition 42, he symbolized a movement that ultimately will prove to be a disservice to so-called "student-athletes." Proposition 42, unless repealed, would take effect for the 1990-91 school year, would require incoming freshmen athletes to score 700 or better on the SAT or 15 on the ACT. They also would be required to maintain a 2.0 GPA in 11 core high school subjects. Athletes who fail to meet these standards would not be eligible to receive athletic scholarships. But Thompson is not alone; coaches around the country are rallying against Proposition 42. It is disgraceful that in a country where education is said to be such a high priority, that we even have to debate such an issue. But with so many concessions made for athletes these days, it's no wonder the current system is in shambles. Last Tuesday night, ABC's Nightline featured a debate over Proposition 42. One student athlete interviewed said he received a grade in a class that he We need to overlook differences, If JMU is to be a unified campus, we must realize didn't even know he was enrolled in. each of us is part of the same group. We should If these "students-athletes" can spend so much of should 'learn to give more freely' understand that we're all searching for love and their time involved in athletics, why can't they devote To the editor: friendship. As a group, we walk in the same comparable time to improving their minds and A recent survey in The Breeze revealed that students procession towards the same goal. If one of us falls, getting an education? who are not members of JMU fraternities and it's all our responsibility to lift our brother up so he sororities say Greeks are .conceited, shallow and can conlinue«pn this journey. If not, a man's fall can What people, including coaches, are failing to brain-dead, while Greeks responded by saying that become an obstruction to other travelers — an remember is that there is life after college athletics, independents are jealous, underprivleged and boring. obstruction that could cause them to fall It also and, for most people, that life doesn't include playing Over half of the respondents said the two groups look symbolizes our disunity. in the pros. For all the professional players, there are down on each other. With the recent anniversary of Martin Luther King's many more who dreamed of playing in the pros, but As a student body, we shouldn't consider ourselves birthday, we are reminded of the knowledge dial we all just never made it. Greeks or independents, but brothers and sisters who stand as one, that individuals can come together if we We need to assure that our athletes receive a quality share in an exciting process where we learn about listen to the love within us. So let's forget our education so that they are prepared to support ourselves and each other. We experience new feelings differences and leam to give more freely. themselves in the real world, after their moment in that reach greater depths, which will mold our being. Depending on how we respond to them, these Doug Rabel the spotlight is over. junior experiences will shape our lives and all those we come Athletics at the college level is not inherently bad. in contact with. social .science But the right to participate in athletic competition should be seen as a privilege to be earned. JMU is an experience where we learn to reach out for Political awareness and activism And the way to be able to play a sport at the others. We learn to communicate and strive for awakening at JMU congratulated college level is to keep up with academics. understanding. It's an experience where we leave our To the editor: families and enter our new family of humanity. Basketball and football players, even if they excel in I offer my respect and gratitude to the students their sport, arc not beyond the need for a good If we are to leam from this experience, we must protesting the visit of Oliver North. I had just education. open ourselves and learn to accept one another. As graduated from college in 1985 when I look a job in long as we are plagued with fear or anger, the JMU's public information office. At that time, I was We have to re-evaluate our priorities and think experience will be reasonless. Though afraid, we still disappointed in the student body's blind, and about life after college. Sure, being a member of an can laugh, but not all our laughter, we can weep, but seemingly uninformed, allegiance to the Reagan athletic team is a beneficial experience for a young not all our tears. There is no greater gift in college Administration's domestic and foreign policies. than sharing-ourselves. We are not truly giving unless person. But it's certainly not the only experience I'm glad to hear, through a report on Richmond's it is this natural gift. necessary. * WWBT-TV, that things have improved a little. Here's Being a member of a team that went to the Because we are not giving, we cannot understand hoping the students just have begun a lifetime of championship will in no way guarantee success for each other, hence the belief that certain people or political awareness and activism and that more young life. organizations are shallow or boring. Since we don't people will follow their lead. understand each other as people, wc are lulled into the The above editorial was written by Sarah Michel, belief that one group stands above another due to its opinion editor of The Breeze. Deona Houff righteousness or became t thi Rich: Page 12, The Breeze, Monday, January 30, 1989 North Reagan-era lack of education defense lawyers. In reality, the innocent often are prosecuted; the truth revealed during their incarceration 'Bad business' united protesters worse than drugs, communism or sometimes not at all. with many causes against North To the editor: The persecution of those accused of crimes does not To the editor: Upon returning from Oliver North's speech Thursday begin or end with the trial. As revealed by the Labels have popped up again at JMU. I suppose that night. I read an article in The New York Times sentiments of the student population towards North, it it is easier to label a group than to try to understand Magazine dated Jan. 22. is obvious that such persecution begins with the first it. For whatever the reason, the label put on protesters In the article, entitled, "Higher Education: The Real rumor of wrong-doing. in a letter in The Breeze (Jan. 26) was offensive to Crisis," Columbia University President Michael I. Persecution of this type generally cannot be those of us there, and just plain wrong. Sovern definitively argues that the impending crisis in eliminated by hearings or trials. For example, nearly First of all. the blanket judgments about "liberals," higher education is not due to the decline of traditional 2,000 years ago, a judge named Pontius Pilate found "left-wing" and "borderline socialists" couldn't have general education, but rather to the severe shortage of an accused Jesus to be innocent of the crimes a mob been further from the truth. If there was one thing I funding necessary to maintain physical and research attributed to him. To keep the peace, Pilate acquiesced noticed standing among those 200 people, it was that facilities, preserve library holdings, and provide to the crucifixion of that man. we had one purpose, to show our displeasure, but many scholarships for the financially needy and Please, in the name of the American justice system, different reasons for that purpose. let the innocent be innocent until proven, by trial, academically talented. Second, some were there for very capitalistic, guilty beyond all doubt. In his speech, North extolled the virtues of the conservative reasons. I would have thought that Reagan Administration, but failed to add that the everyone would have objected to not being asked if dangers our universities face began in 1981 with the Michelle Mllbank they wanted their activities fees to go toward Ollie. change of administrations. Sovern points out that graduate student After all, these fees look suspiciously like a tax, and under the Reagan Administration, benefits to college biology department everybody knows how evil it is, even George Bush. dependents under Social Security were eliminated and Exercising Constitutional rights People did not object to "taxation without student grants and loans slashed, and that today nearly representation" of sorts, and to add insult to injury, half of federal aid to students is in the form of loans, neither liberal nor conservative they paid again. If you ask me, the protesters did what forcing many to choose careers that will guarantee To the editor: smart Americans do. They saw the North lecture for them immediate financial security. In a recent letter offered by one Marcos Salinas, an what it was — bad business. North opened his address to a room largely effort was made to associate those who were exercising their Consitilutional rights, as liberals and latent composed of JMU students by warning us of the two Jenny Rigger socialists. As a conservative and a Democrat, I take biggest threats to our future: drugs and the "alien Junior force" of communism. offense. political science/history I maintain that the single biggest threat facing I would no more overstep your right to free speech succeeding generations is that they will be deprived of than Mr. North's. Unfortunately, you do not Anti-North groups really resent the education they deserve — one which will enable comprehend that there arc those of us who do not want 'success of Reagan revolution' j them to make intelligent decisions based on sound JMU's funds supporting Mr. North's defense. , moral, ethical and legal principles rather than the If Mr. North is in need of funds, perhaps he should To the editor: ^jngoistic rhetoric of a man who rallied behind a stop by and ask for donations. I'm quite sure the Once upon a time, a nation was born. The pain was C«fetitution whose laws he has failed to uphold. I College Republicans, and possibly even almost unbearable and the labor time was long. Yet would like to end this letter as Sovern did his article: non-Republicans, would be more than willing to our forefathers were persuaded that the pain they "Without excellence in our colleges and universities, support him in his time of need. endured would be worth the future freedom of their we will damage our prospects for a coherent foreign If Angela Davis were being paid to speak on family, children. policy, supported by knowledge of other cultures, that commitment and apple pie, would you not protest? The pain they endured not only was to cast off the will advance international trade and the cause of world shackles of suppression, but also to set an example peace. We will lose our lead in the biotechnology Jason Mclntosh for those in the present and in the future to stand race, delay possible solutions to cancer and AIDS, junior against the forces of anti-God and anti-freedom. weaken the basic research that has made us the nation political After reading a few letters-to-the-editor in The that we are. And we will dash our hopes for an science/history Breeze, this vision of a free world, of uncompromising informed and cultivated citizenry, a vibrant economy, principles seemingly has been lost. We have become a future rich with promise for our children." North's invitation embarrasses the sympathizers with the enemies of our founders. We no longer consider the suppression of freedom to be a Cindy Stiles resentful JMU alumni, faculty ^»—— —i teaching assistant To the editor: threat nor suppressors as enemies. Rather, we are beginning to see our enemies as friends and our friends English department As an alumni and a parent of a present-day student, I as enemies. feel compelled to protest your invitation to Oliver North innocent until found guilty North to speak at JMU. • To illustrate this noxious viewpoint, Tracy Selph beyond reasonable doubt in trial When I first heard that he was to be at the declares Oliver North to be an enemy of the American people. This enemy is a man who served America with To the editor: Convocation Center, I assumed that some community distinction in Southeast Asia and received the Silver If the true purpose of The Breeze is to elicit the group was the sponsor. I disapproved of the idea Star and the Bronze Star with a V for Valor. This frustration and anger of its readers, then recent because I felt it would identify the slate university as approving of his actions. Upon further investigation. enemy is a man who is the victim of a prosecutor with letters-to-the-editor have been right in line. an unlimited budget. Concerning the amount that is paid to speakers that I find that the UPB issued the invitation and that Yet, the enemy is not Oliver North! The enemy is lecture on campus, I simply do not condone a year's university money will be needed to meet his fee for the U.S. Congress. They are wasting countless salary for a single lecture. That is neither good nor speaking. millions of taxpayer dollars on an effort to determine right. However, the issue in the article that offended It is true that retired Lt. Col. North has not stood who will control U.S. foreign policy, even though the me was not cost of the lecturer, but what seemed to be trial and that "innocent until proven guilty" is a Constitution states the president shall handle that the underlying reason that incited the author to standard of our democracy. But this man has admitted sphere of our government. complain. to destroying documents, diverting government funds If Ms. Selph really wants to fight those who violate I always had understood that in the United States of and willfully disobeying the intent of Congress. There the Constitution, then she should want to fight the America, a person accused of a crime is innocent until is absolutely no reason that a state institution for U.S. Congress. But as lime will tell, the underlying proven guilty. Guilt is not proven until that person higher learning should feel it owes him the honor of has been tried. its platform. motives of the few against Mr. North do not stem from a great concern for the Constitution, but from Retired Lt. Col. Oliver North has been accused of I never have been a large contributor to Madison's annual fund drives, but I consistently have resonded in bitter resentment over the success of the Reagan several felonies. He has had a hearing during which revolution. the prosecution has shown there is sufficient evidence a small way for almost 40 years. And we presently pay Yes, once upon a time, America was bom. As she to hold a trial. Hearings do not prove or disprove the full out-of-state tuition. This makes me an matured, she faced many enemies, but the will of those guilt. Any evidence may be presented at a hearing unwilling partner in this travesty, and my husband and who really loved her prevailed. And, after all was said without regard to its quality or origin. I greatly resent this fact. We think this decision to and done, America lived happily ever after. Anyone who ever has read a mystery novel knows honor Col. North is embarrassing to most of the thai evidence presented at a hearing may seem to point faculty and alumni of JMU. CUIT Corker to an innocent person. Fictional victims of Rebecca Rogers Rigger President circumstantial evidence are vindicated by heroic class of *49 Students for America The Breeze, Monday, January 30, 1989, page 13

those men and women who support or encourage such a rate, is it any wonder that America has been Apartheid intolerable, threatens abortions, as murderers. The reason I do this is having so much trouble? because I define life in these terms: - rights of freedom, demands end Martin Synowletz Back in high school, my biology teacher stated that To the editor: Junior a sign of life was protoplasmic activity. I define LSEM/math Our campus has failed to realize the atrocities that protoplasmic activity as the taking in of nutrients, the are being enacted on the human race. I am referring to expulsion of wastes and the ability to reproduce. This South Africa. Breeze columnist corrects typos definition allows a single cell to be alive. Although apartheeid does not pose a threat directly Once the egg has been fertilized, what does it begin that may mislead unintentionally to our rights of equality, we must a»k ourselves if our to do? It begins to take in nutrients, expel wastes and freedom ever will be secure if we allow these injustices To the editor: reproduce itself to become the multi-cellular being to continue. In my "Right of Center" column (The Breeze. Jan. known as a human. To me, this means that at the Have we already forgotten the lessons that were 23), "Eliminate State Colleges With Vouchers," two moment of fertilization, life has begun. Therefore, I learned during our nation's bitter struggle for freedom typographical errors occurred that I feel must be feel justified in labeling those people who have from oppression? corrected. abortions or encourage them as murderers. It is not only our duty to secure the rights of Especially misleading may have been the sentence That is why I can't understand how people can be so freedom, but it is our responsibility! toward the end of the column which read, "Many upset over the coming of a suspected criminal when schools previously available only to the richest Chris Powell they probably are living very close to a murderer. whites will not be equally open to all socio-economic freshman Ollie North's presence is not so nearly as ominous business management groups, meaning greater opportunities for blacks and sounding when put in that context. People who other minorities." As may be construed, the "not" was support abortion, for any reason, are guilty of more supposed to read "now." 'Murderers' require our attention, heinous crimes than Ollie North ever will be convicted In other words, I advocate a voucher system for of. not Ollie, on national pro-life day Virginia colleges partly because I feel it will help Abortionists not only are murdering the unborn eliminate the generally all-white, upper-class To the editor: child, they also are murdering our future. Recently I atmosphere of the currently "private" colleges. For those who are unaware of the fact, Sunday, Jan. heard a song on the radio (I am terrible at Making all schools equally affordable will mean 22 was Pro-Life Sunday. On Monday, Jan. 23, there remembering artists and titles) about "when the minorities will enjoy a greater variety of possibilities were demonstrations for both sides of this children laugh (sing), then the new world can begin," when considering their college choices. controversial issue in Washington, D.C. I must say or something similar. Also misleading was the statement which read, "By that I was quite disappointed that The Breeze carried How can the children laugh or sing when one of releasing its grip over Virginia colleges, the state will nothing, not even a reminder, about this in either the them is being denied the chance of birth every 20 not allow private schools to expand (preventing JMU Monday or the Thursday issue. secortds? How can there be a future when so few will from needing to do so.)" Again in this statement, I suppose the arguments over the planned be allowed the chance to see it (a slight exaggeration, "not" should have read "now." Obviously, the sentence presentation by Ollie North were of a much more perhaps, but valid)? docs not make any sense without the correction. noteworthy interest. I am glad this campus has gotten Worse than murdering our future, abortionists are I hope these corrections will help clear up any so excited over this one man, to the point where the denying a creation of God to come forth into the possible misunderstandings. considerations of national news is of secondary world. God had a purpose for each of the murdered interest. Might I ask, however, why the thought of a children. That means, if it has taken only one minute John Wlrth man who is suspected of criminal activities coming to for you to read this far, God's Will has been denied sophomore speak outweighs protests against known murderers? three times. In one hour, his Will has been denied political science/ Yes, I label those women who have abortions, and almost 180 times. With the denials accumulating at public administration

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Or should we remember that the "student" in that term is the same way, or why else would he have gone to the continue with a double standard? How many of us important pan. director of the athletic department and ask him to normal students would have received admission to We are at JMU to be students, not to have a great vote against the proposition if it should come up this university had we had a GPA of 2.0 and SAT football or basketball team that goes to the NCAA again? scores of 700? JMU is one of the more difficult playoffs every year while the team members receive schools to gain admission to, and it is getting more difficult as more students apply, allowing the Proposition 42 shows that the NCAA and some university to raise its admission standards. GUEST COLUMNIST smart colleges are finally getting together and Yet, just so that we can have winning teams, saying they no longer want to be a minor league for athletes are given special consideration regarding the pros, that the athletes have to be students in the their grades and money in the form of a scholarship fullest sense of the word to be here at our school. to attend this school. (Now, I'm not trying to run Andrew Lewis Any school that says it is against the proposition is down college athletics, but calling it a "scholarship" trying to remain in the spotlight by having its team for people who wouldn't even get into the university high in the standings year after year, even if the normally?) How about something along the lines of barely passing grades. College is, after all, a place athletes are not in anyway helping to bring up the "athletic stipend?" to receive an education, not a farm system. average grades of students at the university. As far as the NCAA standards go, a 2.0 GPA, Everything would work out much better if coaches while not easy, should not be very hard considering just realized that. Maybe all colleges should change to the system the light course load many athletes take during high I cannot agree with the actions of John the Ivy League uses. Concentrate first and foremost school. I certainly would hope that any students Thompson, the head coach of the men's basketball on education, with sports on a secondary level. The about to graduate from high school would have the team at Georgetown University, who walked out of student-athletes should have the same admission rudimentary knowledge of basic math and the two games in protest of the ruling. It seems to be a standards as any other applicant at JMU, and English language that they've been speaking for at rather ineffective form of protest. 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MIA members working on the second tape learned from the first taping experience. "They did a very good job (producing the tape] the last time ... we just wanted to make it better," Schiller said. More than 20 bands submitted demo tapes for consideration. A 25-membcr committee evaluated each submitted song on the basis of originality, execution and general appeal. After three hours of "auditioning" the tapes, the committee chose 12 songs for JMU Roeks On. Alive Recordings, a local recording studio, was the next step for Tweed Sneakers, Section 8, Strategic Position, KYF, The Blond Mexicans and Eric Musselwhite. Three other groups. The Jellyfish Blues Band, Glass Onion and The Furleys, provided master tapes Staff photos by MARLA VAN HOOSE made from previous studio recordings. Abe Rittenhouse, studio engineer at Alive Recordings, mixes a song for MlA's tape. The recording took about two weeks, said Jennifer Cleary, project coordinator and current MIA president. semester so that it could be manufactured over and retail. "We wanted it completed before the end of last [winter] break." In addition to giving campus bands exposure, JMU Each group was allotted three hours of studio time Rocks On provided a chance for MIA members to get per song to record, and a MIA member was assigned hands-on experience in production, marketing and to each group to act as its producer, working as a sales that they don't get in the classroom, Schiller liaison between the band members and the studio said. engineer, Abe Rittenhouse. Some of that experience came from fundraisers, "Because time is limited in the studio, a major with which MIA financed the project. Members sold responsibility of the producer is time management," doughnuts, held a raffle, delivered fliers for Domino's said Wayne Estes, executive producer of the tape. pizza and even sold advertising space on the tape's "We had to help balance studio time and the quality liner card. of the product" Each band also paid a fee to help defray production Band members also were concerned about time costs. constraints. "If you come in unprepared, you waste "We're lucky that we'd produced a tape in the past," money," said Jim Pcnnington, a horn player for Schiller said. This time, "we learned from our Tweed Sneakers. "We practiced intensely for two mistakes and did a better job fundraising." weeks." Estes said, "[Making the tape] has given band Band members played their songs anywhere from members a medium to share their music with parents three to six times to get a perfect "take." and friends, and has given students and band members "It took us a while to get a good take," said Andy the opportunity to work in a professional studio. Tiout, guitarist for Strategic Position. "We were "It was neat seeing all the talent and time put into excited, but nervous." it. I'm proud of it After the songs were recorded, producers spent four "I think we did a good job." to five hours "mixing-down," adding special effects and creating the master tape from which duplicate tapes were made. MIA then sent the master away for JMU Rocks On sell for $6.50 at the JMU manufacturing during break. Bookstore, Town and Campus Records, The Mystic Den and Player's. Tapes can be bought from MIA "We had about 500 tapes made," Cleary said. "More members as well. tapes will be made with any profits wc receive." Tapes also will be available at the MIA-sponsored Rob Mouithrop, lead singer of Tweed MIA is composed of 55 students interested in all release party Friday, Feb. 3 at the Mystic Den. Sneakers, sings two songs on MIA's aspects of the music industry — arts administration, Several groups featured on the tape will perform at second-tape, 'JMU Rocks On.'- conccrrpromotion, studio ^engineering, music -sates - the "party.■•■•■ ""•-•■ MINOR

Where the stars can If you're planning to reach for the star patterns were charts drawn on the stars, it might help to know where they chalkboard," Wells said. are in the first place. Today, a $200,000 star projector On the JYll■ campus, they're in Miller graces center stage at the planetarium, Hall's Wells Planetarium, which provides simulating celestial configurations from a synthetic glimpse of the heavens. virtually any point on the globe during Since its construction in 1975, the any season of the year. And system planetarium has shaped the course of upgrades are on the way. astronomy labs and contributed to the Dr. Henry Leap, physics lab specialist general knowledge of the subject with and planetarium director, said summer weekly seminars and programs for the renovations will update the systems. public. Dr. John C. Wells, retired "Right now, the main star projector planetarium curator for whom the facility can still only be operated manually, but is named, explained that the broad appeal by the end of the summer, we hope to and deviation from the initial purpose of have at least partial automation," he said. class use came as a surprise. "In addition, we hope to be able to install "The original intent was to have a good a panorama system, which would project laboratory for the students enrolled in the various skylines. general studies astronomy class," he said. "With the panorama system, we would "But we soon found out that there was be able to simulate a Harrisonburg outside interest in it — school groups, skyline, or even a Martian or lunar scout groups and such — so we opened it skyline. It would add a more realistic up for that sort of thing." effect to our lectures." Yet having a planetarium on campus was not a new concept for the Physics Such public presentations have become department. The attic of Burruss Hall the main attraction at the planetarium housed a primitive model from the early since the staff became aware of 1950s until construction began in Miller. community interest. Two shows are Before the '50s, astronomy equipment scheduled each Thursday night, one at 7 and teaching aids were even more limited. and another at 8, that focus on seasonal "When I began teaching at Madison in star patterns as well as current events in 1947, the only means we had for showing the astronomy world.

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shine 24 hours a day Last semester saw the presentation of a "When I did the presentations, I'd try program on Mars, though the significance to gear it towards what the students were of the planet at that time did not reach the doing in class at the time," Wells said. "If headlines. they were doing things about the planets, "For the Mars show, we chose the topic I'd talk about the planets, show their because there was a favorable position of positions ... if they happened to be Mars at that point, such that Mars was working with the constellations, I'd put better to view than it's going to be for 15 the constellations up on the dome and do years — so it made sense to do a show on some mythology stories and that sort of Mars," Leap said. "We did the same thing thing. for Halley's Comet a few years ago." "Obviously, you wouldn't talk about Taped productions, such as the one the same things with second graders as about the red planet, traditionally fill the you would with high school kids." 8 p.m. time slot, and live discussions and Though school groups visit the slide presentations are featured in the first planetarium mainly during the spring, show of the evenings. individual groups come throughout the LIBRA "The live shows tend to focus more on year. Organizations as unexpected as the seasonal topics," Leap said. "Depending Augusta County Motorcycle Club have on what time of the year it may be, we attended private lectures, and it's talk about what you can expect to see common for other university groups to outside with the unaided eye, we might make the journey to take part in seminars. discuss some of the mythology behind the With the technology the Wells facility constellations, or whatever the audience's possesses and the improvements on the questions might lead us to talk about. way, the Physics department has given birth to one of the leading planetariums in "The slides guide us in a direction, but this part of the country. the programs vary from one night to the "We're quite proud of what we have next." here," Leap said. "It's very modern and School groups from elementary to almost state-of-the-art, and by the time high school also visit the planetarium for we finish the update this summer, it will lectures. The content of field trip be state-of-the-art — something the presentations varies from group to group. whole university can be proud of."

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The two teams traded baskets over the For the JMU men's basketball team, next 60 seconds before Cooley was it's a case of having to learn the old again sent to the line for a one-and-one. lesson of what comes around, goes Cooley missed his foul shot, but around — the hard way. managed to get his own rebound and After posting victories in their first throw the ball out to freshman William two Colonial Athletic Association Davis, who was fouled with 37 seconds matchups by a combined total of seven remaining. Davis, a 51 percent free points, the Dukes have dropped four of throw shooter, calmly sank both shots their last five CAA games, including to give JMU a 62-59 lead. Saturday night's 72-71 overtime loss to Following a JMU timeout. Smith George Mason at the Convocation pushed the ball quickly up the floor and Center. The defeat was JMU's second went one-on-one with Ferdinand up the consecutive overtime loss and marked right side. Smith, a 31 percent shooter the fifth time this season the Dukes from three-point land, pulled up from have been on the short end of a game 21 feet and buried the tri-fects to knot decided by five points or less. "It's a tough loss," said JMU head the contest at 62-62 with 26 seconds coach Lefty Driesell. "It gets tough to left. keep losing these close ones. We've But moments later, the Patriots Mike lost two straight overtime [games] and Hargett ran over a pick set at half court that kind of gets to you sometimes. But by JMU's Troy Bostic to send the we've just got to get up and get ready freshman to the line for a one-and-one for [Navy]." with :16 to play. Bostic, playing in his The setback drops JMU to 11-9 first game since injuring his knee two overall, 3-4 in the CAA, while the weeks ago, swished both shots through Patriots raised their mark to 9-9, 4-3 in to seemingly seal the game for JMU at the CAA. 64-62. The Dukes appeared to have the game After another JMU timeout. Smith well in hand when junior forward again was the man for George Mason as Claude Ferdinand broke back door and he drove the right baseline and canned a got the lay up and the foul to put JMU tough 12-footer with :07 left to even up 58-52 with 3:43 to play. But as the score at 64-64. The Dukes managed would be the case for much of the one last shot, but Kenny Brooks' evening, the Dukes could not expand 18-foot heave bounced off the front rim their lead from the charity stripe as to send the game into overtime. Ferdinand missed his free throw. The Patriots jumped out quickly in George Mason responded quickly as the extra period as CAA Player of the Robert Dykes' canned a jumper to make Year candidate Kenny Sanders scored on the score 58-54 with 3:24 left. After Staff photo by FRED NORTH a drive and layup with 4:17 left in the Anthony Cooley missed the front end overtime to give George Mason a lead of a one-and-one, the Patriots' Steve it never would relinquish. Smith drilled one of his two three-point JMU's Troy Bostic looks to score the hard way Saturday night. See OT page 22> Davis delightful in freshman campaign for JMU overtime loss. In CAA play, the contest with the Patriots. He becomes season. Another disconcerting statistic for By Matt Wasniewski freshman is ranked seventh in scoring the third JMU player this season to staff writer JMU was its rebounding effort, or more and 10th in field goal percentage at receive that distinction. Anthony appropriately, its lack thereof. The Don't go out and start stuffing the 49.3. Cooley and Kenny Brooks were named Dukes were outrebounded by the widest ballot boxes for the Colonial Athletic Davis has become the first JMU CAA players in December. margin this season against the Patriots, Association Rookie of the Year, but did player in 10 years, and the first For the second consecutive game, the 37-20. Coming into the contest, the you notice just how hot William Davis freshman in 12 seasons, to break the Dukes have battled into overtime, only Dukes were first in the CAA in 30-point plateau twice in a season, with to lose by a narrow margin. The one has become of late? outrcbounding their opponents, an impressive 34-point showing at part of the game that has hurt JMU the Davis has been the top scorer in averaging a 3.8 rebound margin. Virginia Tech and 30 points against Old most is its free-throw shooting. JMU's last five contests, averaging One bright note for the Dukes is that Dominion. The 34-point explosion Saturday night, George Mason sent 20.8 points. He has scored 20 or more George Mason's Kenny Sanders, the against the Hokies ranks as the JMU to the charily stripe 25 times, but points against four of the seven CAA league's premier player, was held to 18 third-best overall freshman scoring the Dukes could connect on only 16 opponents the Dukes have faced and points, eight rebounds, both marks well output in JMU history and the best at attempts, for a poor 64-percent average. currently paces the JMU offense with a below his season average of 23 points, the Division I level. Mason shot 86.7 percent from the foul 16.4 scoring clip. His offensive surge 11 boards. The senior managed only Davis was named co-player of the line with Robert Dykes going a perfect has come against tough opponents: 22 four points in the second half, and four against Richmond, 20 against American week in the conference with an average six-for-six. Ironically, JMU has led the and, most recently, 26 against George of 18.7 points and 3.7 rebounds over CAA in free-throw percentage, on a Mason in Saturday night's 72-71 the three-game stretch prior to the 73.4 percent clip through much of the See DAVIS page 23> Page 20, The Breeze, Monday, January 30, 1989 Dukes shiver and shake past Mason, 69-56

There were times when Missy and By John R. Craig staff writer Donna just couldn't breathe." FAIRFAX — The same bug that hit On the bench, players wrapped JMU's campus last week enveloped the themselves in towels and warm-ups to JMU women's basketball team this stay warm. weekend, but that didn't stop the "We were not feeling real well," Colonial Athletic Association's lop Dudley said. "[Friday] I was so dizzy I team. couldn't even dribble the ball without "We're sick," said JMU head coach getting a major migraine. [Saturday), Shclia Moorman. "That's the biggest we just had to put all that behind us. thing. You don't like to make excuses Everybody is really kind of bad." as a coach and I think when you're sick The Dukes had a 20-4 lead with 9:36 or when you're injured, you still have remaining in the first half before to compete and do the best that you George Mason had their second field can. Our whole starting lineup is very, goal. The Patriots shot 18 percent from very ill and we need an opportunity to the floor in the first half as the-Dukes get well. So in view of that, we did raced to a 31-10 hall time lead. about the best that we could do." "We go into games with certain goals The Dukes put their 35-game for halt time scores," said George Mason conference, and nine game winnning head coach Jim Lewis. "Normally when streaks on the line at the George Mason a team is scoring 30 on you at the half, Physical Education Building Saturday you're in decent shape [to win]. But our evening and came away coughing with problem was on offense." a 69-56 over the second-place Patriots. The Patriots came out with upset on JMU is now 13-2 overall and 6-0 in the their minds in the second half as their CAA, while George Mason lost its scrappy, pressing defense forced the second CAA game and is 12-6 for the Dukes to commit 11 turnovers. George season, 4-2 in the CAA. Mason went on an 18-7 run to cut the Starters Donna Budd, Missy Dudley JMU lead to 40-28. and Carolin Dchn-Duhr all had some "We ran the same defense we ran in form of the JMU flu that forced Budd the first half, but we just weren't and Dudley to miss Friday's practice. agressive," Lewis said. "We went to the The entire team walked through their [diamond-and-one defense] in the second game plan at noon Saturday, the first half and started trapping, anticipating time they were together since the next pass and coming up with some Wednesday, causing Moorman to steals." fine-tune her game. But the Dukes were able to hold "Our substitution pattern really got George Mason at bay for much of the out of whack," Moorman said. "We like second half, despite the Patriots' to be pretty consistent with the Staff photo by MARK MANOUKIAN pressure. combinations that we have out there. Donna Budd overcame the flu to lead the Dukes Saturday. See WIN page 22 >• Shippensburg, sickness sink swimmers in loss By Mark DeStefano there was no way they were going to staff writer swim today," Arnold said. The JMU men's swimming and Twelve of JMU's 29 swimmers and diving team, faced with an divers did not participate in Saturday's all-too-familiar flu bug and a healthier meet. opponent, lost to Shippensburg Shippensburg jumped out to an early 123-108 Saturday afternoon at Savage 59-14 lead after sweeping two of the Natalorium. first four events. JMU had yet to claim Despite the loss, JMU coach head a first-place finish until the one-meter coach Charles Arnold wasn't diving competition, where Steve . disappointed by his team's performance. Scanlon, competing in his last home "Under the circumstances, we did the meet, led a Dukes' sweep to close the very best that we could," Arnold said. gap, 74-37. "We had nine swimmers out with the In the next event, fellow graduating flu this weekend. If I could have senior Brad Miller placed second in the postponed or pushed back the meet, I 200-yard butterfly with a time of would have. But the kids showed a lot 2:06.79. Then, with the scoreboard of heart today by just showing up and reading 101-47 in favor of . ■•■.■?-i performing." Shippensburg, JMU hit its stride. ■*s The factor that probably hurt the Jim Curtis was disqualified after his Staff photo by MARK MANOUKIAN squad most, though, was that three of first-place finish in the 200-yard the sick swimmers contracted the bug backstroke, the Dukes came up with Bill Brackman's strong performance was not enough for JMU. within 24 hours of the meet. three straight first-place finishes, 100 yards to finish in 4:50.38. Shippensburg opted to swim the last "Eric Hanscn and Mike Lynch were including a thrilling victory for Steve Stambaugh's time was 4:50.67. two events as exhibitions. both going to swim today, but both had Virostek in the 500 freestyle, as he However, the late surge wasn't gotten so sick that we just decided that overcame Steve Stambaugh in the last enough to secure the victory as See SWIM page 23> The Breeze, Monday, January 30,1989, page 21 Inexperience shows in Valley tournament

By Mike Murphy parallel bars performance while the staff writer Highlanders were struggling on the high bar allowed them to pull ahead. The sixth annual Shcnandoah Valley Dave Cvercko was JMU's top Invitational Gymnastics meet was held all-around performer in the team Saturday at Godwin Hall. JMU finished competition with a score of 44.4. fourth in the five-team meet with a score of 204.70. "We've got work to do," said coach Scott Gauthicr. "They're a freshman Pittsburgh edged Kent State, squad and they make freshman errors. 252.75-251.15, to win the meet, while We're going to be a team that peaks William and Mary took third with later in the season." 238.75 points. Radford finished with a score of 201.35. The Dukes placed gymnasts in the Staff photo by FRED NORTH finals of all the individual event The Dukes were trailing Radford competitions, but could do no better JMU's Mike Harley competes on the pommel horse during the going into the final event, but a solid than Cvercko's fifth on the still rings. Shenandoah Valley Invitational Gymnastics meet Saturday. Wrestlers overcome injuries to crush Colonials

By Matt Wasniewski Tawnley Hendrick was next as he staff writer scored a 7-2 decision over Pat Larry. The Dukes scored their first technical The JMU men's wrestling team rolled fall of the match when Greg Rogers over George Washington 34-15 in a dropped George Washington's Ritz Yap match marked by forfeits Wednesday at the 5:55 mark of their match. night at Godwin Hall. The Dukes JMU suffered a minor setback in the improved their record to 3-8, while the 167-pound weight class as the Colonials fell to 9-6-1. Colonials' Sean Huger defeated the The Dukes managed to capture five Dukes' Colby Leonard in an 8-1 out of the first six weight classes. decision. JMU's Keith Taylor gave the Dukes an The Dukes bounced back as George early edge, as he won by forfeit. But Washington forfeited the 177-pound George Washington's Rich Salas won weight class as Rob Milavsky was his 126-pound match, as JMU's Kevin credited with the victory. Gast was forced to forfeit due to an The Dukes enjoyed limited succes in injury. the final two matches as JMU's G.J. "But JMU mounted an impressive Sucher pinned Mike I .and li at the 1:40 attack as the Dukes captured the next mark, while the Colonials' Shawn four individual matches. Rob Opett Burger pinned JMU's John Farbrcthe at won in a 12-1 decision over Jeff Kurin, the 2:43 mark. before Rob Lulz followed on his heels Staff photo by MARK MANOUKIAN JMU returns to action Wednesday with an impressive 11-1 defeat of night as the Dukes travel to Fairfax to Donovan Mannato to capture the Scott Holmes enjoys the upper hand during his match. lake on George Mason. 142-pound slot.

freestyle relay team of Swanson, Kelly Westfall and Jennifer Tuthill Swimmers bow Tomalore, McAnaw and Knowlcs tcok were the only other Dukes to place. Archers sweep the event with a time of 3:48.23. Westfall was fourth in the balance beam to talented Tribe with an 8.8, while Tuthill finished The JMU men's and women's archery fourth on the vault, scoring 9.05. teams competed this weekend in the The JMU women's swimming and Pennsylvania Indoor Tournament in diving team dropped a dual meet loss to Terps triumph Murrysville, Pa., sweeping the top William and Mary 176-122 Friday in The JMU women's gymnastics team Fencers post win three places in the college women's Williamsburg. William and Mary won continued to set records this weekend, division, and three of the top four 11 of the 16 individual events. JMU's but came up on the short end of the places in the college men's division. record is now 4-8. score in a dual meet against the The JMU fencing team posted its JMU's Rich Dewey was the high University of Maryland at College second straight win with an impressive finisher in the men's division, scoring JMU's Rae -Asbridge won the Park. Maryland won the meet 14-2 victory over Mary Baldwin 557 points. Mike Glavin (553) was 100-yard breastroke for JMU in 1:10.18 180.50-175. JMU is now 1-3. Thursday in Summon. Jennifer Collins second, while teammate Tom Hoffman and the 200-yard breaststroke in Erin Williams continued to excel in and Tanya Veil led the way for the (549) was fourth. 2:32.78, while teammate Lottie the floor exercise, tying her own JMU Dukes by finishing the meet with Swanson was the top finisher in the record of 9.45 in the event. Williams perfect 4-0 records. Angela Leffel (3-1) In the college women's division, 100-yard butterfly in 58.31. also finished second on the uneven and Jackie Stanfield (3-1) also Maureen McGuirl of JMU took highest Heather Stewan of JMU won the parallel bars with a score of 9.2, and contributed to the win. honors with a score of 549. Christina optional 1-meter diving competition second in the all-around competition In junior varsity competition, the Preston (544) and Kim Arehart (535) with a score of 220.58. The 400-yard with an overall score of 35.70. Dukes won 9-7 against Mary Baldwin. placed second and third, respectively. ■ f! i-ti Page 22, The Breeze, Monday, January 30, 1989 OT >• (Continued from page 19) It was the Patriots' third straight conference win after suffering a Davis kepi the Dukes close, scoring humiliating 84-61 loss to Richmond all seven of JMU's points in the extra Jan. 21 and vaulted the pre-season CAA period, his final bucket coming with 57 favorite back into the hunt for the top seconds left to draw JMU within one at spot in the conference. 72-71. Davis would go on to be the "It was an exciting win for us and it game's top scorer with 26 points, 20 means a lot to our basketball team this coming in the final 25 minutes. year because we've been struggling," Davis made his presence felt again said George Mason head coach Ernie seconds later as he came up with the Nestor. "It seemed as if we were sitting ball following a deflection by JMU's as death's door after Richmond beat us Ken Halleck to give JMU a chance to about as bad as you could be beaten, win the game with 28 seconds left. and for the kids to come back and win But this time Davis could not deliver three basketball games this week, it's as the freshman dribbled the ball off his just a real tribute to them and the belief foot and into the hands of Sanders with they have in each other." :04 to go. A scramble for the ball led to The first half was dominated by tough a jump ball being whistled with :03 to defense and ragged offense. JMU shot play and JMU fouled Smith only 30.4 percent from the field in the immediately on the ensuing inbounds first 20 minutes, while the Patriots hurt play- themselves by committing 14 first-half Smith missed the front end of the turnovers. The Dukes' also struggled on onc-and-onc and the Dukes' had one last the boards, getting outrebounded 17-11 chance. But following timeouts by both in the first half and 37-20 for the game. teams, Sanders stole Bostics' full-court After JMU jumped out to a quick pass to seal the win for the Patriots. 12-6 advantage, George Mason battled "I thought we had the game won in back to outscore the Dukes 21-12 over regulation and then we had a shot to the next 13 minutes to grab a 27-24 win it in overtime," Driesell said. "A halftime lead. Pacing the Patriots' lot of ballgames are won down the attack was Sanders, who chipped in 10 stretch right there at the [foul] line, and points in the first half and 18 for the we missed our free throws, which we game, which was more than five points shouldn't do at home." below his season average. Win Jerolyn Weathersby had 18 for George ► (Continued from page 20) Mason. "I think we might have gotten ahead The Dukes were outscored in the 'WITH THIS COUPON""""! and kind of sat on it a little bit, and second half 46-38 and shot just 67 \ they came out and shocked us," said percent from the foul line. They missed • Fast & Easy Tanning JMU forward Paula Schuler. "But we the front end of onc-and-one four times, ' Beds And Booths got back in it which was very good. a statistic that greatly upset Moorman. ■ Wolff System, No. 11n Europe "ICoach Moorman] knew that ■ Indoor & Outdoor Tanning Products everybody wasn't going to be able to go "Terrible, just terrible," Moorman 100 percent the whole time, so she told said about the Dukes' free throw everybody to expect to play, and if you shooting. "That's a very disturbing need to come out, tell her." Schuler thing for a coach when they're finished with 11 points, three assists intentionally pulling you on ihe line and three steals in celebrating her 20th and you don't capitalize on it. This TROPIC TAN birthday. night it didn't hurt us. There may be a TANNING CENTER Returning to action for the first time big night that it will." in four games was George Mason's 433-TANN Cindy Baruch. She had been hospitalized with a back injury, but resumed her starting role in the Patriots' 1790-116 East Market Street line up. (In The Kroger Shopping Center) "Cindy's being out [last week] didn't really affect us," Lewis said. "I thought (JMU] played good defense and we This Coupon Valid For: didn't react very well. We stood around (upcoming events in JMU sports) on offense a lot in the first half." Baruch had one basket, two fouls and MEN'S BASKETBALL Wednesday— JMU at Navy OTe Visits T one rebound at halftime and finished ???°J? OR One Month Of with 16 points and five rebounds. [Annapolis, Md.], 7:30 p.m. With The Purchase Unlimited Daily "Baruch only had two at halftime and Of Any Package she's their key player," Dudley-said. 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The team so we could prepare them for the has been through a lot this season, and conference meet coming," Arnold said. to perform the way we have says "Many of the swimmers chose to swim something about this group. I think the other events, and Shippensburg is a good things arc going to happen in the very strong team, so I'm not unhappy future." Davis > (Continued from page 19) True to its colors, the CAA has been more in overtime. Sanders had 22 fairly evenly matched with the points against the Tribe last Wednesday exception of Richmond. It is becoming and in the game prior to that against readily apparent that the key to winning George Washington he tied his season the CAA may be to play well at home highs in both scoring and rebounding, and go out on the road and scratch and with 32 points and 17 boards. claw for three or four wins. 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DAVE RENNYSON 433-8512 or PETE TEAGLE x-7422 The Breeze, Monday, January 30, 1989, page 25 BUSINESS Valley business outlook Fuel economy standard set lower for '90 cars JMU granted $100,000 The government's fuel-economy standards for 1990 cars will be set lower than the original level, for small business center a private advocacy group said Thursday. At 26.5 miles per gallon, the new standard is a By Amanda Benson To determine need, the center develops forms full mile per gallon below the standard set in 1985. business editor completed by small businesses that ask for The Center for Auto Safety disclosed this figure in assistance. The forms then are analyzed for particular a letter to President Bush urging him to reverse the Small businesses in the Valley soon will get a needs, such as marketing, sales, "and especially the government's decision on the standard. boost. finance end of things like accounting and taxes," Bent The National Highway Traffic Safety JMU recently received a $100,000 grant from the said. Administration and the Transportation Department Virginia Department of Economic Development to He said the center will emphasize businesses both would not comment on the report. create the Small Business Development Center. The employing five to 100 people — the "primary" A return to the original 27.5 milc-pcr-gallon center, housed in Smith Hall, will serve Shenandoah market — but also will assist businesses employing standard would "reduce gasoline use by 100 million Valley businesses employing 100 persons or less. zero to four people, the "secondary" market. gallons each year and carbon dioxide emissions by The new center will operate under JMU's Center for "Numerically there are a lot more companies with 1 million tons," said Clarence Ditlow, the center's Entrepreneurship and Small Business Institute. zero to four employees than those with five to 100 . . director. The state has "good reasons to be confident in . a lot of people are self-employed," Bent said. Small JMU" in choosing it to house the center, said Dr. businesses on the whole employ 44 percent of all Madonna suits up for new Devin Bent, who will serve as the center's full-time workers, said David Miller, Bent's assistant. Pepsi ads; $5 million paid director. Ford, director of the Center for Entrepreneurship, He said JMU's reputation was a factor in the state's said the Small Business Development Center "was a Pepsi isn't only the choice of a new generation decision. result of the growth of the whole entrepreneurship — it's Madonna's choice, too. "We already have the Center for Entrepreneurship program [at JMU]." and the Center for Professional Development, and wc "The opportunity to develop SBDC was the logical The singer just signed a one-year, $5 million also have Dr. Carrier, an authority and leading figure contract with Pepsi to appear in two-minute ads. next step for us," Ford said. in economic development himself," Bent said. Michael Jackson was paid $10 million for his He said the center will serve as a partnership Bent and Dr. Roger Ford wrote the proposal for the between the entrepreneurship program and the state. three-year agreement with Pepsi. center. Ten institutions applied for the award, but Pepsi also will sponsor Madonna's worldwide "The state is giving us great resources, but JMU is JMU was the only university to get the maximum providing . . . expertise," he said. "The fact that we concert tour later in the year. grant. Bent said. Longwood College received a lesser Lyrics from her new album. Like a Prayer, will got the largest portion [of state funds] is an indication grant for the same purpose. be used in their original form in the new ads. that they believe we can perform." The main focus of the center is to help businesses The new center will double or even triple the "Her appeal is in her music and her acting. That's that do not have the resources to hire private outreach of the Center for Entrep'rerfcurship for two where people's interests are," said Pepsi's Todd consultants. Bent said. reasons. Ford said. First, there are more resources for MacKenzie. "In any small business, ... the [owner) has to be assistance; second, "by terms of the SBDC agreement an expert in everything from taxes, personnel and with the state, we're taking out a much larger Light beer floats to top of marketing," Bent said. "They could always use some industry; other sales weak help." See CENTER page 27> Light beer is in. Three of the United States' top five beers are lights: Miller Lite, Bud Light and Coors Light. Pazazz: Where parties begin But light beers comprise the only sales gains in the otherwise flat beer industry. customers in the store is only half of the story. By Laurel Wissinger Pazazz actually is "two distinct businesses in one," Beer sales in the United Slates rose only 0.6 assistant business editor according to assistant manager Stephanne Strickler. percent from 181.6 million barrels in 1987 to The sign in the window proclaims "The Party's Pazazz also offers Premiere Events, a 182.7 million barrels in 1988, according to an Here." ' ^ industry newsletter. Beer Marketer's Insights. party-planning service, which will help with Inside the front door, waist-high balloon people anything from weddings to fraternity or sorority dangle from the ceiling and float along the floor. A Only three beer companies — Anhcuser-Bush in parties to cookouts. the number one spot, Miller Brewing Co. at rack of cellophane-wrapped, rosebud-shaped Fresh Cut Many groups or individuals come in to the store number two and Adolph Coors Co. at number four Panties bears the sign "Give him/her the wearable wanting just streamers or balloons and leave with an — showed an increase in sales. The rest of the rose." Wooden greek letters, emblems and mascots entire theme and decorating scheme, Strickler said. domestic beer indastry fell 10.3 percent. fill several shelves, waiting to find their way on to For example, when JMU's Commuter Student Bud Light rose the most in popularity with an pledge paddles. Council was planning their semi-formal, Strickler 18 percent sales increase from 1987. helped co-ordinate the "Putting on the Ritz" motif Near the back of the store, more than twenty shades and carry it through with the decorations, said of paper table wear line one wall, right next to the Commuter Student Council president Carolyn Airfare steady; no bargains gag envelopes imprinted with slogans such as "Small Condoms, Inc. — Requested sample enclosed." Wadsworth. Flying in January usually is cheap — but not "[The Commuter Student Council] wasn't sure if this year. Hawaiian parly decorations, complete with grass skirts, an 18-inch paper palm tree and three kinds of we even wanted a theme," she said. "Stephanne sat Airfare wars have dwindled to an almost down with us and came up with centerpieces, balloon non-existent state recently, and the traditional fold-out tropical fish, hang alongside lead crystal wine glasses for weddings. 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Newspaper stories and radio cleaning up — if someone wants us announcements trigger several inquiries, he said, but to," Strickler said. "That might take "word of mouth is probably the most important. . . some of the fun out of it for students, happy clients spread the word." but for companies it's a great help." As director of the Center for Entrepreneurship, Additionally, Pazazz rents equipment, Ford's new responsibilities include "providing the such as roulette wheels and table environment and support so the SBDC can succeed," coverings, for specific themes such as he said. casino nights. "My job becomes coordinating . . . building Because the decoration industry is bridges and a synergy between the teaching and such a "trendy" one, Strickler frequents entrepreneurial aspects," he said. trade shows to pick up ideas. ' The selection of JMU for the SBDC is "certainly For example, this year dinosaurs are an honor," Ford said. 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