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By Chris lIamiltOD Men's Basketball elevates their game Sports Edilor Bryant UnIversity's sludents and fa ulty have n ver been '0 proud 10 call lhemselve basket­ ball fans. For the pa ' t lW week tho e who had never even beard of March Madness. uddenly be arne intere 'ted and IUn d in lh u- TV e s to til Co Sports !oration. Profe ' 'ors look. time out of their c1as es to om­ ment on basketball and em31ls regarding game lime filled oW' computer ·creen. . This umtlca­ lion of an entil1 campu wa. on account of one teamwho rcfu, ed to slop wInning. While the Bryant Men's Ba ketbalJ Team was in North Dakota playing for a national championsJup. an entire

photos courtesy of Bryant Athletics . layout courtesy of Ryan Stranz Cont'd on page 9 Kenneth Cole comes to campus By Bri.'lD Levin g ryant : -7:00 p.m. Will there be a morning after? Malla~illg Editor a11d Saturday. March 9 at By Kristin Gayda Health Services, and many ' IU­ opponunity to hav l;onlfOl over Brown 4sst, \qlriel}, Eduor den[ , sec the need tor cbaoge. their. tion' ami hu e all tbe Interesting stories ·lart ill Th event llSeU L'i 10 its third vcr the PlC;t .'evernl weeh, a puon!> availahl to them." interesting places. Kenneth Cole year and ha qUIte the ision petition ~ been pa sed around Pre ently, Ifa ,tudent wanted Production, Inc. slarted n tbe With major changes bemg "Our long-tenn mis 'on i 1 cre­ campu ' commencing the Bryant emergency contraception. Health 'treets of New York booting a ate an annual tradition whereby made to Bryant Univcr ity n a r gular basis. 1l i no wond r Dem rat ' campaign tor tbe ervice. would provide cab fare movie till d rllp Birr" oftl Shoe the m t inn vative and emre-­ availabiljty of EC ill Healtb and refer that student to appro­ Company, Today. Kenneth Cole that melllben; of the Bryant preneurially mmded 'lUdents ervice . Amy Goldberg, priate agenci '. According to certainlv i n'L known Ii r I come together to compete to a Democra are starting t "peak up on the absence of emergency . ecrcLary of the Bryant Goldberg. this isn't enough "No movie ': '0 how did Lhis come case study c mp tilion. engage girl would feel comfortabl gct ­ about . OnlrdCeption n _----...... in a entrepreocur bootcamp, and ~_----.."..,.--.., l1ng in a taxi out 'ide of the In order 1 'ide lep lhe campus. network. with each olher. a. well Health Servi es. It is a 'cary and e peflSJve Sllift up costs of a Emergency contra­ as lOp leaders in busin '50. gov­ um;omfortable ' ilUUll n t.o go retail I cation. Kenneth Cole ception (EC). or the ernment, and acad mia." through" She funher went on to decided fO park a 4O-foot Lrailer . ide fr m the keynote morning after pdl. an prevent preg­ ny, "in OUT opinion. Bryant in mid-l wn Manhattan 10 begin speaker. the remainder of th nancy after unpro­ UruversilV need to do m re selling his shoes. 1n . ew Y, rk event will compri 'e of a Case than prov'ide their :.wdent,' with Cay, the only way to own and tected intercourse tudy comp tiLion. cmreprcnt:ur cab fare or the name of a web~ operate a multi-wheeled vehicle by loppmg ovula­ bootcamp. and what GEP is best 'ite when it come to a tmumatiL. i If you're a production or film lion. fertilinuioll. known ror, the elevator pilch and cruCIal evenluch as tbe mpany; Cole, in tum. used his implantation. c cumpel1tion. 1n the Case tudy need for the mornmg after pill: entrepreneurial wit to 'n ure hi. Accordi to the compelili n. all group. are given With 720 names and a pre 'enta­ success the same case, W1th 60 minute Planned Federation of ti n r their case Lo the adminis­ Years later, hi, company still to discus' and analyze followed tration, Goldberg is optimistic, adorns the name Kctmeth Cole America, "Ee will by ten minut s to present their courtesy of www,netdoctor.CO.uk "we are slarting with the morn­ Pr duction, In . and its product · nOl induce an abor­ 'olution to the judges. The entre­ ing afteT pill and are hopin that remind people of ole'. humble lion." If a woman In order for the morning after pili to be preneur boot amp consi t f thi' be the catalyst to roots. It is his cunning wit and ha ' unprotected sex affective the pill must be taken within 72 vill 'even different sessions dis­ change in the Heullh Center" entrepreneurial mind and spirit cu ing different aspect of andtrauses eu~erg~nthcy hours Of'unprotected sex, however the con cep on Wt - • • In spealJng with Dr. Eakin, that makes Cole the perfect entrepreneurial intere. t in lud­ he' ureu thal, "We don't want to talk to tudents on in tbe 72-hoUT tim - pili Is most affective if taken within the speaker 109: Real Estate Invc . ling, What to , end our students on a wild ju ·t h to become lhe frame. the Iikeli- first 24 hours. According to the Planned w are the next big issues to come?, goose chase." Still. despite lhe ne t... Kenneth Cole. ho d of becoming Parenthood Federation of America, "Ee ff the Bealen TIack: war to­ movement and . upport of 114 of Cole. founder. president, and ries from entrepreneurial 'uc­ pregnant i ' re ueed will not induce an abortion,II Regardless, the , tudent population, the chief executive officer of ces • Colleg Entrepreneurial 75-89%ard' I th there stili remains an ethical debate as to PI' ce. t change the policy CUT­ Kenneth ok Producti n , loc.. Reg e s, e Panel, The Art of Negotiation, use and dlstnbuLion the the distribution of EC such as the rently m place is more eompli~ will ;peak at Bryant Uruversity In. id an Inve tor" Mind, and cate than mo ·t would expect. as part of the 2005 of HC remain quite debate going on right here on Bryant's ocial Responsibility in "11 ' ' n t a question of trymg to Entrepreneurial Extravaganza. BU! iness. Finally, there i an con trover ial for campus. various moral and be difficult aboutlhi '," aid The event, which is co-ho 'led Elevator Pit b C mpetilion in Democrat." p kc f the motives Eakm, "we happen to have got­ by Bryant niver ilY' Global which students pItch their ideas thical rea ons, making. omc phy icians uncomfortable wilh behind their deCISIOn. "This len caught in a 'ituauon where Entrepreneurship Program and to Judge. withm a certain campaIgn st, rted out 01 th our proviJ ',who bave 'cript BTOwn University" writing pre cripti as for it. This amount of time, usually 90 sec­ neces it} t provide the women Entrepreneurial Program. will be I the ell with the nur. practi· onds. of Bryant Univer 'ity With the held over two cluys Friday. April 110000:rs working at Bryant s Cont'd on page 5

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6 Page 2 National News The Archway Feminist voices grow through campus projects

By Jean Patt on "TI,erc's a lot of work to be "many students have a femmi t UCF in 1996 and took er U,e didn't think feminis m \\as perti­ ri1e Urlandn fienlinel dune in areas that white. educat­ con. iousnes." w men' ludies program in nent to her generation . ''But in (KRT) ed. rniUdle-clas women tak~ fo r The stereotype 0 feminists as 200 I . Sinc!.! then, she has e n a co ll ege, I realized how many granted," silt: say . including ugly, strident man-haters is prob­ SUCCIlS ion oftud nl' xperi­ is ue ' are unaddres ed," sll workplace inequality. body­ ably the reason s(udents are ence the same feminist awaken­ says. "And I reaJlZl! I am a temi­ r-sl irts or \!very hue wave like image issue·, child 'are and wary of the Ii minist label, ing that h h d known herself nist not the stere type of a man­ nags from lines trung along the health care. Mieras says. "Most students live privileged hating radical, but . omeone Wilh reezeway on the Universit. of n ampu t!S a ross the coun­ In cia s, Logan uses auth I' lives. isolated from the issues we an ideology of equality . ~ Central Florida's Brevard cam­ try, student lemini m IS on the Bell !look • definition of (" mi­ bring to the classroom," she OMM UNITY, SERVICE pus. rise, says Paula Krebs. professor nism: "a movement to end sex­ explains. "Then they read about Service learning gives stu­ This is n t washday. It is the of Engl ish at Wheaton College ism, ex i t exploitation and the i ues and ~tart to realize it's dents more self-confidenc . CI lheslinc Pr ~ect. n c; venL in Norton , Mass., and a found­ their respunsibil ity to reach which leads to action. which held peri dlcally on UCF cam­ ing editor of tJ,e joumal " out and do somelhing about Ie ds to change, 'ay Logan . puses to raise awareness about I' mlllist Teacher. And .. There's a lot of work to be il ." "And Lbat's empowering." vi lencc aga in st womcn. inerea ·jngly, women of color d nt: in area that, hite, To capitalize on this "My hope is thut when the Each T-sh irt is a signal uf are joining the movement, along educated, middle-dass impulse, servic I am ing or ludents graduate, they're going angUish or out rage. Each bear a with small numbers of men. women take for granted," activism is a key element of to remain in til is community, han d- Iellered mes age from a "Especially at more con erva­ , II women's studies lasses at maki ng it bener." sh ay. w man ill the commu nity : live-identified inst itutiuns, femi­ ucr. "We may matriculate On sue student is Lean dra "Vi ti m" "S urvivor." "You lIun't nIst activists are find.ing their - Emily Ruff, 23, a lead­ only 30 students a ear in Preston, 30. deserve my tears. " And heart.­ voice as they increasingly ing campu acth'ist. " t e introductory coursc," say. After graduating in 2000 with brcul..ingly: "R.I.P. Baby Le i. notice that a conservati ve pol iti­ Logan. "So m a univerS ity a master's degree in English, Ki ll ed by your granddaddy. " cal anti socia l agenda is under­ oppression." with 40,000 students, how do Preston taught in the En dli h Each shirt al '0 is a bold, mining women's g ins. wh ich 1\ lot of students tit that defi­ we make a dent? Well we cr 'ate department for twu years before hrigh t sign thaI feminis m is alive has direct consequ nc S fo r their nition of femi nist witbolll even a buzz. We gel ur ·tudents ut bing tapped as inwuctor and and well. own Ireedoms." says Krebs. realil.ing it, Logan says. As for there doing stuff, and everybody program coordinator lor the "People thin" th ere's no rea­ The rocus on women's issues the noti n lhat feminism is all sees them ." women's studies program at son or fem inism anymore," says rai ed during last ear's elections about male-bash i g, he say ': "It She recalls one student run­ UCF' Brevard campus in Lisa L()~an . di rector of women' galvanized students 10 engage in never happens in our classes," ning a "wage-gap bake ale," Cocoa. st udies programs nd ass eiate femi ist cause , ays ' Iena Oi RESEARCH AND REFLEC­ charging men $1 for cookies but Now, as Logan hop d would. professor 0 Engl ish on the Lapi, dIrector of the Penn Center n N women only 76 cents to illw ­ h ppen, Pre ton is inspiring Orl ando c:lmp us. "They thin" at the niversity of Logan. 42, is at her fuvorite trate the disparity in eaming orher women to become active we've achieved ge ndc;r equali ty" Pennsylvania. fbosc issues cafe. the tarbucks nol rar from power. in wo m ~n ' s causes including N t so, she ays. Many included reproductive freedom, her home m downtown Orlando. "When students see some­ Britta Moor., a student who women's I'sues rema in unre­ gay right ' an violence aga inst "I com fr m a hne or very thing like thai. they get it," she helped with the ecen! so l ed. and ft:minisl is as re i ­ women in war. strong women," she says. "I just says. "It's hard LO anwe that Clothesline ProjecL. vant t )day as it was in the 1960s More rec\!ntly, th e firestorm alway behaved like I c uld do women rea ll y wa t LO make less "The project rtally hit hom and ' 70s, the tumu Ituous heyday ove.r Hal ard pre ident anything, because th t' what I money lhan men ." lor me," ays Moore, 4_. "None of the women's liberallon move­ Lawrence H. ummers' cum­ was taught." In one of LObran 's classes, o tiS hilS the luxury of believing. ment. ment that mnate gender factors That changed during her doc­ women's literature of social ju!>­ we're far remo ed /Tom vio· Ev n n UCF's conservative might exp lam the scarcity of toral studies at the University of lice, the activ ism portion focuses lence. It's gomg. on all around us. ampu leminisl an: a Sill II women in cien e pr mpted a Rochester, when ~ht: wa xam­ on global feminism. Stud nts As it woman. as a human bein~, but increasmgly visible and fn.! h exam ination of femini I ining the personal nnrratlvcs f Briltan BemstC!in and Katie I fcel [ have a rc p n ibiltly to' vocal minority_thanks in part to issues, ays Ana Maria Garci , early American women, which Zcpp an.: raismg funds for be active." the women's studies program, Its director of women's . tuuie at onen included ac oun of Partners of the Home, a project TIle project also forged in her cmph 'is n activism. and its Arcadia UllIversitv ill domestIc abuse. that helps women grow vegela­ a sense of kinship with other d\nam ic director. Phi latlc lph ia. . "I was, like, ' Oh. really? Th is bit:!. in 0 shant y t o \~ 11 near Cape women, she says and a new . I I TIO N I LIE . Unfort unate ly. says Emily is how il 'I'ork' I r women? This Town, South I fri a. pride in proclaimmg h 'rselfa "Man> membl;:rs f the Mieras, prole sor of American is not good,'" he says . "I'm realizing that there is a feminist. women's studies faculty 1I1spircd studies at Sl tson University in Another feminist was born. 1011 can do as an individual to and motivated me," says Emily De and. "CollI::!!c tudents often After teach in"" at Kent tate make a difference, " says Zepp. Rufr. 23 . a leading campus seem reluclanllo claim a femi ­ University for three years, sbe 19. activist. nist identity," even though joined the Engl ish department at In high school. Bernstein, n . Biggest thing se nce commercial canneng 2005 World Exposition

By Frank Gre e Vacuum-packaged food is Hormel of Austin , Min n.. for By Cameron McLauchlan from central Nagoya., the global KniKht Ridder Ncw:!>paper.\· dunked in tanks of water, the exam pI • doubled the life of The Daily Yom illri fe tival also will provide an (KRT) tanks are s.,a1ed. then mor\! some of its deli meats to 100 (KRT) excellent opportunity for visitors orne food- industry Ph .D.s water is pumped in . As the days using high-pressure pre er­ to learn about and experience a \\ ater' pressure rises. compress­ vat ion but se lls them only to Japan's Aichi Prefecture diverse array of cultures. un as ir the 'vc b cn smok­ openeco lors foods if the pre ­ vending-machine products such the fore, as bipedal robots devei­ sure is too high . as truly zin y fruit smoothies expo of lhe 2 1Sl century opens oped by Sony Corp.. Honda p pular Short Cuts grill ed chick­ to the public Friday. en and grilled turkey, "doc:. not For all these re sons, proces­ and orchard-IT sh orange and Motor Co. and Toyota Motor sors tend to use the process on apple juice. With 121 countries, incl uding Corp. walked up stairs and chan ge the texture. taste or nutri­ Japan, and several major corpo­ Lional va lues ofour products," roods with high markups, such A third advantage both to the danced in time I mu ic per­ as deli meats, oysters and con­ USDA and to the food industry: rate participants anti internation­ formed by the orchestra One Merten ItO said. venience product such as High-pre sure preservation al organizations taking part in Toyota robot even chimed in and The proces ', which uses pres­ the exposition. which is nestled sure equal to the weight of two Perdue's grilled chicken. extends shelf life. This could accompan ied the orchestra with COIl­ mean new and expanded markets among wooded hills about 20 elephan ts standing on a dime, Not every foo processor is some tru mpet-playing of its vinced il' worth the trouble. for U.S. producers. ki lomet rs (about 12.4 miles) own. lakes about 10 minutes. April 1, 2005 NafonaI News Page 3 Un·versity bought from animal dealer amid abuse charges

By Todd C. Frankel tore than 10.000 ani mals rilc!d urces. He was tned made a deC ision, fi nally, based "In all our dealin gs, we had Sf LVIIi ' PosI-Disp rIch passed through the gates of $9.250 but was allowed to con­ 'on moral issues." not c mi across any problems. (KRT) Baird's farm from lust 1999 to tin ue dealing. In tht! end, the 'cho I's com We would've reported III m," 1002 , according to' Ii lings with The judge rul d that Baird pla in ts were the only ones from spokesman Basi said. C. . Baird dealt in do ~ . regu tators. "admittedly In de no genuine a uni er ity detaiJ..::d in the The Foundati on for Cats, too . But mostly dogs Baird, who declined repeated effort" to Ibllow the A-nimal USDA' 108-page fi ling against Biomedical Rc earch. an indus­ Thousand of d e.s. He was a requests for an interview, was a Welfare Act. Ba ird that led to his closing try group in Was hington . said preacher and licen sed animal USDA-certified Class B animal But that was in the past. Baird down research racilities cannot p lice dealer who for years ran one of dealer. This allowed him 0 act continued dealil g almost un in­ TIle school's former veterinar­ anima l dealers. "Vigilance on the nati on's largl:st dog-dealing as a middleman. terrupted unti l 2003. when a vet­ ian s~lId other inst itutions knew every level b necessary. Bu t we busi ness from his farm in As a seller to research labs, erinarian at Mississippi State what was going on. but kepI re ly n USDA regu lators." t'oun­ Willitbrd, in the Ozark foothills. Baird was perm itted t buy nly niverslty got tired of s eing the quiet. dation spokesman George But his lucrative empire from local pounds and shelters animals from him . "They do 't want to prove it Goodno said. began to crumble in August or li censed breeders. The one Th shoal. in Starkville. They j usl want to look the other But the Humane Soc iety of 2003 . Federal agents cracked exception: He could buy fro m a Mi ., regularly ordered at least way." the United tatt:s di ag r'ed wi th on down his operations raiding person regard less if they had II 16 dogs a week I'or 20 weeks a New of the raid in Augu t leaving lhe work to lhe USDA . his farm. stizmg his animals, license who had bred and raIsed year: Tht!y paId Ba ird at least 2003 . prcad among B~ird 's Research facilities "absol utely subp naing hi clients' records that animal. $40,000 a year. That was stil l a clients. have a respon ibility to investi­ and then, seven months later, til­ And thiS was where Baird good deal for the university. The U.S. attorney's offi ce in gate lor themselves, " said ing a 108-page complaint a eus­ foc used hi' efforts. Ile'd troll Using dogs bred and raised espe­ lillie Rock, Ark., had won a Kathleen Con lee. a director in ing Baird and hi family of treat­ flea markets and dog swap meets cia lly for research, called Class search warrant for Baird's far n. lh animal research issues s c­ ing "hu ndreds ofanimll ls crue ll in pia s li ke Rip ley, Miss .. A an imals, would have cost the Th is was a ri mina l inye. tiga­ ti on. and in humanel in my riad ways Joplin, Mo., and Poplar Blu tT, school 160, 00. tion. The USDA's office of Hil bu rn , the e. -Hum ro e " M . An y place som one had a The dogs were used for teach­ in pec tor general and U.S. P stal Society inve tigat r, was B ird's cl ients research la bs dog or cat for sale. People even ing in th university'S ·terinary inspectors joined in . Sh riffs stun n d. "That's 'u t ineredi Ie nd uni ers ities across the nation came to his fann offering ani­ schoo and occasionally in deputies and state police provid­ to me. Did they have a clue what began deserting him. ma l . res arch projects. . ed security as f, deral agents was goin " on?" But not the Unive rsi ty of "Well, we are basically buy. Baird's dogs often arrived in spent six days c lIecting paper The a tion by I'ederal agents Missour i. ing dog and cats from people bad shape, sa id the lab anim I work. should ha ra ised re nags Despite the volu me f vi­ that they' re no longer any value. veterinarian who worked t the Veterin arians assessed the something was wrong, said Bob In dence the public record, Mo tly hu nting dogs , most ly school for ~ ur years and now health 0 1" 400 to 600 animal" , Gi bbens. western reg ional di rec­ Mizzou kept buying dogs from what I wo ld call bam cats that works in a private lab. She . poke recal led Bu Cum mins, U.S. tor fo r the USDA Animal and Baird. Th un ivers ity did not p ople hav raised that they' re on Ih ondition that her name attorney for Arkansas' Eastern Pla nt Inspection S rvice's an imal drop Baird until Decem ber just going t.o ha ve to des troy," Ba ird n t he used. Her accounl was Dist ri ct. They r moved 125 sick­ care division. who pal1i ipat d one month before Baird and his testifi ed in a 19 5 U DA case. veri fie d by h ~ r supervisor. Dr. I dogs and 011 cat. The e ani­ in lhe Bai rd farm mid. " I th in k wife paid the largest ti n ever He was acc used of con tinua lly John Harkness, who sti ll wo rks mals were housed at the sta t each i titution fro m that point under the Animal Wel fare Act buying dogs iTom untraceable at Missis 'ippi Stale, an parts of fai rgrou nds under 24 -hour armed on had to make its own dec i­ and stopped animal dealing for­ sources. her story were used by the guard unt il they were put up for sion ." ever. Th scho I said it was At that point. he'd acknowl­ USDA to charge Baird. adopti n. Ba si said school officia ls were waiting for a mal fi nd ing. "We edged buying from I, J56 differ­ She saw dogs most ly hounds Two months later. the U.S . aware of the USDA and U. S. want to make sure due pro ess is ent people. and terriers with open wounds, attorney's ofti ce fir d oft'sub­ attomey's inv e ligations or Ba ird given its full cycJe," university Tamm Hilburn, a former malnourished and ick with par­ poenas to hundred ' of Ba ird's in 2003. He said III ials made spokesman Christian Basi investigator with thl! North ast vovirus ear mite, tumors and clients asking for all records IIlCjuirc' with authoritie ' 0 r explainl:d. Arkansas Humane Society, said. distemper. "I saw more infec­ relating to thi!ir dealings with lime. Only i December 2004 That position stands in stark "This gU) was prolilie. He had tious di eases of dog there than him . With so mu h p per work did Mlzzou receive "official 31. contrast to aCI i ns othe r tound every way 10 nnd ani­ I'll ever :een in veterinary to examine, the criminal case t gOI 0 tired of see­ separat matter from lhe U DA reasons lor dropping Ba ird . Basi versities rt!cenll:- contacted by Humane ociet) i a quasi-gov­ ing that " ~ht: said. case ha ' dragged on for more declined to elaborate on what the Posl-Dispatch 'aid the ernment agency cI arged with h said son e dogs wore lha a at and a hall: ummin ' lhat mes ) ...as or ho gave it. stopped using Baird in 2003. protecting am mals USDA-reqUI red id ntificalion said he e pected a lion in the Colleen Carroll Ihe U DA They'd ~een .:nough. Ba ird also e .. panded. lags thar were unreadable. mak­ case "in the near future ." allOrnej pru 'eeutil g Baird•. aid And Mlzzou's deci 'ion rajses He added an anim t breeding ing tracing tbe animals imp :;i ­ Mlzzou had dea lt with Ba ird notl in!!. occurred in the case Ihat questi ns of its own . Because progmm to his property. His ble. And, he said, the dogs were since at least 200 I. mon t h~Carroll said sht: believet.l Baird could not have existeu wife and two daughters obtained transported in an unfit pickUp The number of d gs pur­ at thal point he was headed 10 without his clients including U DA license . retrofitted with dog carriers. chased each year varied with trial in a case where the Bairds lhose willing to al leasl ignore For years, the Sharp County She omplained to the USDA. research needs, such as a project were accused of violating "prac­ the red nags alon", the way. sheriff suspected that Bai rd was Harkness, of Miss issippi to cure arthritis in dogs and tically ev ry regulation lhat has Baird QOl his start as an ani­ buying stolcn pets. Whenever a State, recalled two US DA in ves­ hu mans. For example, in fisca l La do with cats and dogs. " mal dealer in 1989. He bought dog went miss ing in these parts, tigators Visiting the ani mal lab in year 2003-2004, the school pa id Instead. on Jan, 28, just days It an old ken nel fixed up and deputies ~ould look to Baird's the summer of 2003 . They never Baird S22.275 fo r 169 dogs. The bet'ore the trial da te, the Bairds christened it Marti n Creek farm . They ne ver found pet heard back from the agency next year, it bought just five. struck a dea l with the USDA. Ke nnels after the waterway thal there. But that didn'l dissuade until they learned of the raid on The scho I's final order from C.c. Baird and his wi fe agreed cuts through his farm, near the Sheriff Dale Weaver. Some peo­ Baird's farm on Aug. 26, 2003. Baird was deliver d Aug. 3, to pa I a record $262,700 fine. Miss uri border. ple in the county were losi ng Three days later, the school ter­ 2004 almost a year after the dra­ They and their two d ugh ers Driving by his farm. you three, four dogs at once, Weaver minated its contract with Baird. matic raiel The invoice hows surrendered their anima l licens­ couldn't see any an imals from said. "It's difficult to think they The school also decided to top Baird dropped ofT "5 conditioned es. As part of the deal, the the road, local ' recalled. They all just walked off and stayed usl11g any Class B animals. dogs, either sex, 55 pounds or Bairds neJlher admitted nor were housed in a horseshoe­ gone ." Officials cho e to pay more and greater" at $1 75 each, plus a denIed any wrongdoing. shaped ring of c ncrete block In 1995. federal officials rued go Class A. $250 delivery fee, for a total of Mizzou says it stands bits kennels facing away from the charges agamst Baird . He wa Althoul!h Baird was still S I. 125. deci ion to stick \ /th Baird . road nd a series of smaller eventually found guilty of failing licensed y the U DA, the­ Mizzeu cominucd its relation­ "We had no hard evidence. no bu ildings. But u could smell LO keep adequate recordc; and school felt it needed LO make ship with Baird I'or four more solid evidenc that anyth ing was lhem and cerlainl) hear them aoquiring dogs from unauth ­ lhanges, Harkness aid. "We monlh'. wrong.," L3asl . aid. hundreds of barking d gs. X-ray hoI prom- e for a tr na t ' safety

By Phil Lonu in (he leadin J edge of the photons through targets onto mines. May 15 and Jun~ J. It wi ll be Ihe orbiter's wing as it elin bed in t fil m thal's placed on the other 1 a kheed Marlin Corp. tirst shurtle to return to t1 ight Kl1Ig/tr Riddl!/' I I!H.'pap'n rKf?7) spa 1:. side. h:arned of Dugan and Jac bs' 'ince Co lum bia. ~ Sixteen days lat r, as Dugan nnd Jacobs \ ork Wit h work on land mines and won­ Lockhee.d Mart in has bought Columbia SIr aked through the "backscatter" X-rays. developed dered if it might app ly to shutt le four of the X-ray ma 'h ines, an d Two Uni versity of Florida skies 40 mil es ubove Texas on fo r use wh n it's impossible to foam, explained Warren Ussery, NA A has purchased one. For researchers were work ing 011 it wa} home, super-hot gases place film be h.i nd an obje t as a team leader at Lockheed now, the X-ray dc vict: IS not ways to use the ir X-ray system poured into the hole, destroying with the shuttle tanks. Martin's Michoud Assembly used to certify that tanks are to find crack and corroSion in the wing and cllusing the ship to In backscatter, pholons are Facility In New Orleans, where ready for flight airplanes and nnd abandoned break up. All seven astronauts scattered or reflect d from the the external tanks are manufac­ "We're having great uccess land mi s when a NASA con­ aboard were killed. target and recorded on sensors. tured. vith it," aid ASA spokes­ tractor asked them if the device Dugan and Jacobs hope their Dugan and Jacobs developed a Most of the foam on the tanks woman June Malon!.: of the mighl help make pace shuttles work will help prevent fULUre computer-driven process that is about an inch thick and is Marshall Space Flight Center in safer. disasters. captures more photons than con­ applied by robots. Dugan and Huntsville, Ala. They tinkered with the "That's a very satisfying ventional backscatter X-ray sys­ Jacobs' system is used on small­ The foam that broke off and machine and decided it could. accomplishment," said Dugan. tems and creates very detailed er area of the tank wilh thicker dama ed Columbia's wing came Ed Dugan, a nuclear engineer­ 58, a father of two. "Any time pictures. The system can locate foam that's applied manually. from the "bipod " one of t.he ing professor. and Alan Jacobs, you can develop som lhing tbat ven the smallest of voids and Lockheed Martin also exam­ points at which the orbiter is who retired from the same job -can save lives, il i exciting." tiny cracks in composite material ines those areas with a similar attached to the external fuel 18 months ago patented an x­ "Anybody in my gene ration ... and metal on airplanes. process called tetrahertz imag­ tank. Since the accident, the ray im aging process that can would want to be a part of the The researchers had trained ing. using very high-frequency foam has been replaced with a show tiny hidden defects in the safe exploration of space, " added their technclogy on abandon.ed radio wa es that re fl ect off the heater system to k ep potentially foam insulalion that covers the Jacobs, 72, a father of four and land mines worldwide. In tests aluminum tunk. dangerous ice from fo rm ing. giant, orange external shuttle grandfather of two. sponsored by the Anny, the Examination with both fue l tank. Finding naws in someth ing as process was able to clearly dis­ machines showed no defects in A suitcase-sized chunk of ligh t and porous ac; foam is tinguish land mines from other the foam for the shuttle that foam broke 01T of I e tank impossible for regular X-rays, buried objects by revealing small Discovery. which is tentatively attached to the shuttle Colum ia which shoot radiation called empty spaces unique to buried scheduled for launch between on Jan. 16, 2003, gouging a hole - - Page 4 ews The Archway Paving the way on Segways Career fa e r brings in By Bethaoy Thorntoo City. Because Segways only cia1l y because this event will be Editor-in-Chief trave l t an average speed of 12 "A media frenzy." Because the over 85 companies mi leS/hr and battery life is only media is predicted to jump all What do you get when you 15-24 miles, th team is going to over this vent, Raposo feels By Be.thany Thornton deal and the facu!t stopped by mix four guys, a map and need some serious back up. that raising money and mding Editor-in-Chief wh Ich was nice." Segways? a ive up. How about They are looking to have a road spon ors wi ll not be too diffi­ One of the main aspects an amazing way to raise mon y team with an RV to travel along cu lt. Some of the companies To say last week' career fair Career Serv ices focused on for for cancer research? On with them. The RV wi ll provIde they are currently ta lk ing to was a success is but a mere this career fair wa that students Thursday, March 3, 2005, four rest or the riders an chance include Nokia, Cone Inc., and understatem nt. The career fai r, make connection . An impor­ which brought in over 85 com­ tant element Gregory highlight­ pan ies on Wedn\.:sday. March 23 ed was tbat everyone seemed to was hail ed by students. faculty e looking for something differ­ and employers as fantastic. ent, whether internships, sum­ In an i ntervi~w witJ1 Barbara mer jobs or entry level jobs, Gregory, as ciale drrector of there was something lh ere tor Career Services. she explained everyone . thal originally 92 compan ies had Gregory ould not emphasize signed up for the fair, but when enough Lh at even lhough stu­ the day came onl] 85 actually dents have made the initial con­ showed up. Ilowever, Lhis is nection. the crucm l part now is still an impressive tumout for a FOLLOW UP. Career S rvice s hool wilh only 2,900 under­ I alread} recei"ing calls La set graduates. lip interviews but sllldcnts can According to Gregol'). the d their part, ,.. ell. Gregory attendance for the fair wa. just uoge. teu wrllmg "Thank You" over 500 . tudents. and orne or notes t the businesses you met fhe- nicest dre:.s ui)lUd~nl:; al \\ ith or contaLlmg employers thal Gregory c 'plaine h \\ directly. Continuing qUlle seri­ impressed she vas at ho .... \\ell ou Iy. Gregory ·tated "It's what dr ssed and preparcd the .stu­ happen. ne t on bOlh the ..tudcm dem · seemed. CompanIes and and employers' 'id ' that malt rs employe!"; ere handing UI most." bu ines_ cards len and nght and After the career tair cnded accepting resumes at the same Career. en,ices had evaluation time Some of the feedback fomls lor bu. ine es and stu­ from the companies lhat came dents 10 fill out. Out of79 busi­ nesses, the majorIty ranked the I included quotes sllch as, "We are I pleased and surprised wilh th fa ir as "Fantastic" and out of I courtesy of Mett Kelleher turnout ofthis event. We will 297 students. Ihe majority al 0 ranked the fair "Fanla tic." I From left to right: Dan Raposo, Marcial Cuevas, Louis Abate, Matt Kelleher, and defi nitely come again," I "Student wer we ll prepared," Finally. Gregory made the I Troy Byrd and "It was a very positive and point to mention that the fair i I for th e Segways to recharge. Bensu sen, Deuts h & productive eveni ng." mainly a stepping Slone whether I of Bryant's students pitched their The team will require two riders Associates. From Career Services' per­ it helped out students or not. id a at an Elevator Pitch on the Segways at al I times so A for how the plans are com­ spective, Gregory stated. "We She went on to explain, "Our I Competi tion at Harvard each rider has achance to resL ine along, Raposo says it is were very pleased how the stu­ hope, is that if students, after University. The leam took home Their days wi II consist of 6- 10 tough to get thl! ball roiling on dents presented themse lves and attending the fair, fee l there WI! ­ I two of seven possible awards for hours of travel per day. Th thl! adventure with internship, seemed lo be organized. There n't anything there for them, we the ir truly imaginative idea on n arly two month long event c1 as.ses. proj ects and -cur­ were lots of fi rm hands akes (Career ervices) need that feed­ I how to raise money fo r Cancer will ten tat ively begin on June 15 ricular activities taking up and res um es. Name tags also back. " I re carch . in either San Francisco or Los almost every hour of veryday. he lped out the employers a great The team consists of four Angeles. As for what Rap 0 is looking Attention aU Students members Lo uis Abate '06, Dan In order for the (eam to forward to the most, he stated, "I Raposo '06, the president of I receive ponsorships, they must want to see the reactions on peo­ Due to th increase in volume of mass mailings being SPB. Marcial uevas '06 and fi rst b come a non -profit busi­ ple's faces as we pass through I Matt Ke lleher '08. Troy Byrd i filed in students' mail boxes, the Bryant P.O. IS asking ness. Becoming ann-profit mall town and rural areas and sudents to please pick up yom mail on a daily basis. al so he lping out. The team business will allow companies just knowing that we helped I pitch d their idea in fronl of a Packages will be held for] weeks, then sent borne. AU I and busine ses 10 write the event people wh ile doing il." flyers and newspapers will b disreguarded after a week panel of judges and were able to off as a tax deductIon. The to ~ Make sure stay updated because of ~trick new fire codes.The P.O. will b mailng I blow away the competition with team's goal is to raise over $ 10 and find out more about the four a tru ly creative concept. their yearly questionaire t all students the first week in I million dollar . Bryant men who plan to make a April. Please.fiLl out this questionaire by April 15 to I The adventure entails starting It seems like a lot of money, difference. Abate, Cuevas, I in California and traveling secure your Post Office Box for the Fall emester. but Raposo e plained to the Kelleher and Raposo, we will FeeJ free to stop by the Post Office or call us at # 6244 il across Ihe country on battery­ Archway lhal once they become sec you al tJle tin ish line ! perated Segways for 50 days you have any questions. Our new Window hours are a non-profit busin ss, they will ITom 8:00 to 4:30 Monday through Friday. . taking a northern route and com­ start seeking sponsorships, espe- ~ plet ing the journey in New York Department of Public Safety Log

FIRE ALARM EMTCALL ACCillENT Mar. 2 I, 2005-Monday at 1:04 a.m . Mar. 24, 2005-Thursday at 7:42 p.m. Mar. 25 , 2005-Friday al 3:30p.m . I Location: RESLDENCE HALL Location: TOWNHOUSE Location: RE SIDENCE' tALL Su mmary: Smithfield Fire Department reports a fire Sum mary: A caller reports an infant with a laceration to Summary: A minor ilccident was reported with the sus­ alarm in a residence ha ll. System malfunction reported the finger and heavy bleeding. EM r acti vated pect attempting to nee Ihe scene. Bryant electrician (0 check OUI the system. VA NDALISM - EM TCALL Mar. 25. 2005-Friday at 1:29 a. lll . Mar. 22, 2005-Tuesday at 3:15 a.m. Location : RESIDENCE HALL Location: RESIDENCE HALL Summary: A DPS officer re ports the door handle bro­ Summary: A student reported damage to a vehicle while ·ummary. srD called and stated they received a 911 ken ofT a residence hall . parked on campus. can of a female who was having difficulty br alhing. EMS wa activated. THEFT (LARCENY) VtWDALISM (AUTO) Mar. 25, 2005-Friday at 3:29a.m. Mar. 25, 2005-Friday at 4'44 p.m. AC IDENT Localion: RESIDENCE HALL Location: OLD TOWNHOUSE LOT Mar. 24. 2005-Thursday at 4: 18 p.m Summary: A calJer reports a computer was stolen from Summary: DPS responded to the Old Townhouse Lot to Location : COMMUTER PARKlNG LOT hiS unsecured room. SPD contacted to take a report. take a report of vandalism to a vehick Summary: Reportmg person slates this morning s.he bumped the bumper of a red Ford Contour. Owner w DISORDERLY CONDUCT ASSAU LT notified. Mar. 25. 2005-Friday at 3:35a.m. Mar. 26, Z005-Saturday at I I:21 a.m . Location: RESIDENCE HALL Localion : TOWNHOUSE VILLAG E ACCIDENT Summary: A caller stated a student was acting disorder­ Summary: A report of a student assaulted. DPS officers Mar. 24, 2005 -Thursday at 5: 19 p.m. ly toward roommates. responded. Location: JACOB'S DRIVE 0501 78 ummary: An accident was reported at lhe lOp of BIAS RELATED INCIDENT_ Bias Incidents Jacob' Drive. A report was taken by DPS and SPD. Reported No incidents reported this week. April 1, 2005 Cam us News Page 5 Controversy over the morning after pi} Club 8- freshmen flop Cont'd from page 1 intend to take no action 10 the philo opby lhal would encourage any of our cur­ enable us to do thls.of writing privileges are. for a rent pro~ ide~ I go dse­ II appears thai rhe variety of reasons, not where." Democrats will have an comfortable \\Titing a pre­ or first time success? Despite this. he still on-go ing. campaign fOT cnption for the m rning feel 'hat "On a tafT orne time. bUl they are Ilfter pill" Eakm ques­ where we have multiple making progress, "Signing. By Lauren Cimino D ining Hall tor all fresh­ ing all we went through to tioned \ helhet the adm in­ men \\ ith the me ntive of make Ihi. ance happen." pr vider~, then: oughl \I,) thaI pelili n 'peaks aboul COP.' £dif()r i lralion should attempt to be people or dif erenl per­ sludl!nts and theIr inleresl --'------­ l~\er tort) mille prize. cnmrncnted Jurczynski sway Ihe opinions of lho c spectives and philosophlcs In the intensity of this With skeptlci m r Ikm­ inclucilng Loon Mountain "We hopt! the studl.!nls who working in HealLh so that we can meet the thing." So \ ill there e'ver ing the Senale' Frc hmen ki lickets and a MP3 ame enjoyed them elves Services. He explained needs of all of our stu­ be a~"moming after" al Closs Co-Chairs Shelly player. a OJ , and free after adm i sion began "YOll can change that prac­ dents," so there is slllI defi­ Brvant lIniversitv? 0111 bol andJcnnifer Jum.:lillil . 1-10\ t,; \it.: r, with picking lip aft r midnight rice by directing your peo­ nite pos ibility lhal change lime will lei!. Ac rding Ju,:,Z}n "d. tll'y elLed I! p ctati os ura decent nnd that more people \\ iii pIe to do it ('" rite prescrip­ may happen in thl. future to Dr blkin, who ultimale- t~elr opportunIty to get th~ turnout, abol and attend th~ n(':\ot Club g." ti os f, r [ -) which e Ira urrenl pract Ilioner Iy has thl: h Iglle t auth rll} Ire I~m 'n cia s bl)! conllllued believe IS mapprupriiltt' lor to adJ "Jennifer and dt: lded 10 lea\ ,I "m , ~r lhr: IIllali n "I'd

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-The Global Entrepreneurship Program is proud to present a pro­ fessional eBay seminar on April 19 from 6-9 p.m. in the Bello Center Grand Hall. Learn from Marcia Cooper, Harvey Levine, and George Graves, eBay's top certified instructors. The class, that normally costs $50 and $100, is free for Bryant students. For more information, contact Corey Degan at [email protected].

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Ie; ther\! an "east-coasl" or"m id­ in a mi roscope goes up next to an thing WO[1;C than professors \\cst' ffense in j otball7 cal ulu anJ knowing tbe mun­ complaining about ha\ing to I think iI' limt: t declare the archs IIlvolvcd 111 the Gloriou grade 80 papers As if they meanin~less laltoo trend dead, Is I have a left 0 cr observation Rt:\oluLlon CUI the Ii t o( lhrngs "eren't the ones \\ho assigned then: artylh iou more play t:d OuL from m. trip to Can un the I've learned in college thaT I will the paper; in the firsl place than the arbed wIre tattou on ravorabl~ exchange rate still never have to ust! in iI future Job. TIley coulu'v weill ahead and the am1S of men and the sym­ I'm III I rtday lught's Mr. dm:sn't make! the pro litutes any given a multiple eh Ice scantron metrical tattoo Oll the lower back Bryant compl!lili n. and I've i:heaper in 'vk ico. NOI that I I-Iow corlle conservative!> hOI e test. but no, they haJ Lo as ign of ladles? been spending all my rn:c lime have sol icited tIle prict:s of pros­ \\ anted to "err on the side or the paper. I oking ("or ways 10 stu rr my titutes in either c unlry.... life" in the Terri, chlavo case. There should be places you can Speedo lor the s\\ imsutl c mpe­ but art: quick to "err n the Side When a woman begins a onver­ buy stock for thing like, "this lili n, Plus I needed to get u Also, from my lrd cis to of death" in death penalty cases, salion with her boyfriend b} 50 Cent beef versus everyone hikinl \VU:. Canoun, I n ticed th\: pornogra­ saying. "We need to talk. "has else In Lhe Illdustry is not gomg Well apparently th"rc i' no phy they ilh\ays sdl in airp n There's nothing m re fru trating it eer been about anvrbin2 to end ell." S\\ Il11sUI[ competition, but there new stanw; Why'? Am I sup­ than gOin£! to )oour Bryant good? .­ is a talent segment. Smce 01.­ posed to buy the magazine and Center mailbox, geLting a slip The best part ofth..: NHL murn tJlcnts 0/ knovdng durky take it to my seat In the plane sa) ing j'ou're drunk when at nowhere to be found today. Ing like Kelly Bundy" Tony Montana taking 80 rounds 3 a.m. and you think Kelly Jhere are videotapes of R, Kell) When lhe NCAA decided to Irom semi-aulomatic weapons Osbourne i hOl statutorily raping a girl, and yet I ve stayed in a I-Ioliday Inn hold tll Division II Ba ketball before finally dying from a shot­ he's made several n~cords in th Express before, and frankly, 1 Championship game in Nonh gun blast j" as high up on Lh list l'lll half-white, but J must've past few years dilin t vake up able Lo perfonn Dakota, du }OU think tht:} of improbable movie scenarios missed thl! line 10 III surgery or solve nllckar melt­ looked at a map and aid, as Allie from The Vott:book. "Caucasian handb k" that stip­ When lonner Onyx rapper downs "Where is the last place fans leaving her rich, natured, ulates every spring white guy~ Fr dro Starr's agent apprQached would want t travel to watch Army veteran fiance Lon. wget must stand outside and play him about hostlllg Dance 360 Th~re' a lot of great cmderella their school play?" bllck with Noah, her p r child­ Whimeball all day and use a \ ith Kel Mitchell, do you Ihink stories from the NCAA basket­ ho d 'weethearl. (Not that I saw chair as a backslop. he preraced it witb: "Now I ball toumamcnt, but an even bet­ Wa space considered bUI then The NOfr.:book). know you want to end. our ter Cinderella story would be if voted against bl!caus of tht! When I'm working at the career .. " the lone black woman on The effect the lack of gravity would 1 enjoyed watching Michad Writing Center, I kno\ I'm in Bachelor makes it past the fir I have on dribbling? orleone having his brolhtlr fora long onsultation when a I'm going to go ahead and say round. Frt:do killed more than I enjo ed student brings III P P r lind I thaI ving a lot r mon on car Why does the ' udent Senate watching Fat Albert. asJ..: him 11er where the thesi insurance isn't that great of Thanks a r t everyone. you've dress up every Wednesday t go latcmenL is, and all I get back. is news, been a great audience. I ueed lO all the way to Papillo and it You know you've procrastinated a confused snu blank stare, go now and reserve my front Giving a female copy of the ro\\ spot for Less thun Jake I'd rather get a blood transfusion magaline Cosmopolitan is like belore the crowds get tou big. trom Magic J hnson and glving.a dog a chew roy-- it will Courtne, Love than go (0 see occupy them for at leruit 30 min­ The Archway AJlss COlIgemalllJ' 2, Armed and utes You can see Justll1 IV/maillS will Fa/III/ulls. d F..Jill'". Chri s Ilal1lil iOIl at the Egyptian Pharaohs. Big by an expl sian , Trees you see, A~s l. p~n. Ed it ors: Shalill 'dd) time ruler with big time hat are very creative beings that are V,ne. Edi to r: ('("istin" Col lnrd 1.0~lIIion: l'Ii)'1In t C~ l1 k r, Jrd n"(I, By Bryan Asst V..,.i et ), Edito:. "'mt,,, myd. is ues, The dumb hats were very much alive wben you and I Photo Ellilc)r I\.id Di io, anni and Ph one: ( ~ O I )212 ·t.u lM Sargeant ev rywhere; Greece, China. and ar not around. They are the (401) 232-6488 o ' rn ~lri ll :-i Hobo Mongolia. Oh, before hats? comic relief of all plants Stan W ter.. Grot( If, II rn Ju, till WI II, all1 ' I-ax: (40 1) 112·671 0 Staff Dung sculptures (cavemen were (allhough lnubs have a fairly 1\.n.11nu Dc Angdi" L'JIII, Abate I'ck CO/llmnist underappreciared dry humor) _ A ZicL\lcr, Bl)lIn Scr~culIl . Joh n Cull"n Jh ~ weird people), flWllien, & Kal"m Shah E·rnai l: Qtch"ay(~lb!)'"nLed u The next question on tht: table tree figures if it has to fall, it Bahi, ,,,,, M:lll;lfCr. JusHII .s~ttl!f d\Cn"lfI~ Ematl ;rr" h ~ds'i,.tlc) III cdJJ is wby we drive on a parkway might as well get a chuckle out !\~St HlIstll~n M."1 •• ~cr : I I". ab tli Maglione yet park in a driveway The truth of it. But lhey are in trover I\dvcrtl.mll Manb¥c r. Jel II., CldI'ord II", r"/""(1 is pll nted h) let 1',( , .. t I probablv shouldn't be telling goes back to the ancient when it come to inreractinp, ~c<:r th "kno\ 'er of the unknowable and drive\\ a. intcrchan6cabl) . be) nd l11e, but Ihe an ver Ii s \\111 L ~on'lllored IV! l'ut,I";alJon ( rhllf1~ gu !" I need to work on lhe Upon the dis overy of the in lilt: motivation of (he wood­ ntl III h.: '\ill noll", I'''ntoll tlt~) are lor Icr­ n Ime Ro cna . lone, the tmnslators had chuck nl ) lire very lazy ani­ il1'"I11''' ,11lI? tillI, I Leu' • I 110 ' E.lill r \ I )(1{1 I have decided that tl.e world to ~uess which was hich, and mal '. Beavers can chuck wood "prd, or k" 'r ,,111 hu\. Ih~ bc-U dl,,"' f has lived in myslery far [00 unfortunately for us thev got it and they have th motivation 10 l,.,i'llI plIbl ..hcd , AI"". """"JlI '" c \mo,dl· M!I'.)' rar f~ lr ynu arc !r.i;;;~~JI\.s.: . c:edang SUU ,\.onh. AU whtm ome mioht ay that super­ least now you know why. work. If it ~ould chuck wood, .ions;u; (J"nted al lh. d' ''-' Cllotl "flile ,nlcroled in P IJ!d~a;irt~ nlultlple copies ror a power are the best thing since If 8 evt:n the most motivaterl wood­ ne",papu 81:,tr JiI~ ,{n/l1m} taft r<5("'" pri~e ot 5(\ ".'~I e:J~h. pl<::l.Se COnl.ICI Iii. tree falls in the forest and II e ri~ht IU ~t tu, len£th. "1:cumey, danty .Jft""Ill orticc, 1t.lSC note I":U nc"raPC' Iiced bread But what wa,> the no one i around, does it make a chuck could chuck aboul lWO' and I lbclou~ m ~l.rial. then" a cnmc . ll \ll~' ho ,wiale Ihe ill' besllhing before sliced bread? sound" 1 his is a very surprising pine trees a wt;ek. I say pine Lc:tl« and ,ubmissiullS lJ1usl be !lIe cop nil. rn") III: '4bjecr t" dJ «plill ry The answer: Goofv Hats! The answer. Does it mak a sound; because to these animals pine is subm llted clcil ' action . phrase used to be:"Wow, lhat's yes! But the sound it makes is like chocolate, and everyone com munny m embc~ can CJ nail ' ubm i ~:~ i o ns Lhe best thing since goofy hats." truly amazing. The sound a 111: atehw3yll!,hryan l. cdu, Lett.,s "lid mi. You see, hats used to be the des ~"" abo he ,von t /I'" : IIt'It''''I' Oil falling tree makes when no one Cont'd on next page ...,~;. _ _ r~" ~~~;~~. l'~IL.~ rl • __ ~ L ___ .. _. L ~_L April 1. 2005 • • Page 7 o IOn My Superpower: Knowing the Unknowable

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Students Speak Out

Question of the Week : 0 you think r ant 'h uld Ifer the morning after pill n campus?

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Randy 50n as tl1l.. ed ox beat rhe a major leagul: lohn 'on IS J Ii" tllll' Cy Young Yan!,;ees Lu aU\I.U1ce In the Wor1d baseh'l play­ "ward 1.\ mn r and even at the 'cri\,;. 1h . Yankees eel.: cr a.long wnh I!C 0 42, Juhnson till has iJ fI.:venL!!! Ihi ~ a on - thev hay • tallnl? Ihe 'r ill linger 11..,lh'Irr thaI 'an fi 01 allrJe<.l- pilcher.. to Ih ir rut-lion names 01 pla~- <;llm~' "f til most :-.kllied hill r<; amJ noL Ju 'l ;\11\ of the bil! bats en; who he in the ~ m '. h~ "t I11ctlmes Ih'l\ m Ul: them Llch an o-fTclI­ laimed (0 k oUlspult.'n Dr VIU Well. \ It iVl: I rce I be reckom:d \\ tth t rIds pitched a perfecT ~ame for the b~t ca on. hI: Rcd 0,. on Of11~ II tbe Yan\..ee durin' the 1998 seas n. th lthl:r hand haw It) I SC .. rul !'Cop" i :11,( • II older pia. t!r at Ihe age member 01 last vcar's d,ampI­ Conseco 0141 unship leam. Pcdr Maomcl I ac U!)c{j r TIle ~alllt.: wi II be hroadcasled II 1.\ c\\ y, rk Ml!t and D 'rck lakintt lerold' nation" ide on E P . at lowe is now am mb..:r 01 the \ 'cre1<1 on r---;...----;;;-;--:-:---==::--~=-----. Anaheim Ange Is. Giambi. Juan DaVid Wells was Gonzal~/. acquired by the Red Ivan ea ox as an attempt 10 fill Rodrrguez th(' 'ap made by the Rafael loss ofthese tW() criti­ Palmiero, and AL East - New York Yankees cal players from last Mark eon's hampionship McG\\ ire, Central - Minnesota This is not the nly The govern­ West - AnaheiIn news in baseball as the ment quickly courtesy ofrIP league prepares to open gOI involved in Derek Jeter sliding into second but still looking to score. Wild Card - Boston up their season. trying to limit During the ofT-season. the use of East - New ork M ts ther have been rumors steroids in baseball by serving Tejada and Melvin Mora, the the middle of the sixth or sev­ Orioles will be a very offensive enLh inning. They also have Central - Houston and spec ul ations subpoenas to several current and regarding the use of former major league players, oriented team. The onc issue Carlos Beltran in the outfield that the Orioles will have that is who raIsed his value during the NL West - Los Angeles steroids by several Baseball came out looking very prominent major league foolish after the hearings, as it imilar to the issues tbey playoffs through his very timely NL Wild Card - st. Louis player The e rumors became more apparent than ever encountered last season IS the hitting, The Mets needed more lack of quality pitching. offense last year and maybe this surfaced In the after­ that a policy change regarding math of a book released the disciplinary action for steroid The National League team Ihat year they will finally have Ihe by former maj r I ague use needs to e ';(riet r , 111 be mu h improved IS the t len l e d to top I,; '1'1: ni- or1d eries hampions­ I al player Juse Conseco, Another new aspect of this New York M The Mets dIvision champions, the New York Yankees lilled "Juiced." The season is that there will be a signed fanner Red Sox pilcher Atlanta Braves. Pedro Martinez who is a much bo " peaks of the team playing their games in needed add itional starter in the rampant use of steroids Wa hington DC. The th~ fonner Montreal Expo , now named the Mels rotation, The problem with Martinez pitching ror the Mels is Washlllgton ationals. will be their lacklus-,...______playing II of their hom games at RFK stadium. main cause ter bUllpen; fOT rh e move was a lac\.. of fan Maninez is upport in Montreal The n t tradi­ tionally league's hope IS that the team sell' more tick ts so thar Lhey known for can put m re money back into going. lon g the team und thus b'ecome a enough lilt more competitive franchl ethan games so they have been in the past that the www.bryantspb.org few franchis 's are l'omg bullpen get into the eason wilh orne lire t. changes thm will make them Pedro need Bryant to be pitc,­ mu h m n: Cllmpd 111\· e an b t­ tudent P ogramming Boar ter lI.-ams. On' of those tcams is Ing on :J 111 the Baltimur..: rI les .".th the te m \\ hI h hi' MarchiApril Events addition or ~amm' osa. 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Conference men's ten nis match DOUBL ES of 13-8 in a Northeast-\ 0 this wee kend. The team will not Wednesday aftemo n FI. Player I Conference game at SN l llJ. compete due to the bad weather WOMEN 'S TENNlS Bryant swept through the I Caisse & McC on (BRY ) With the win, Bryant improve ' t his week, revenl ing them from The Bryant Un iversity dou les matche , dropp ing just defealed McCann & Richards 10 2-1 on th e season, 1-0 in NE­ practi cing outside. - women 's te nni team swept the tivc gam s combined. The ( TA l 8-2 10 play. Sai nt Anse lm fall s to 2­ The Bul ldog rrack team will College of Saint Rose 9-0 in a Hawks were playing witb ut 2 Evley & Pic kowicz (BRY ) 3 overall . 0-_ in the conference. retum to action Satu rday, April 2 Northeast- IO Conference ten ni s three key player . Mike McCann defeated Brooks & Hl:urick . Bryant never tra il ed although when they travel to Trimiy match played today at the (Tyngsboro MA ) had a close (STA) 8- 1 the Hawks did not ma ke lhin g Co llege . chenectady Tennis Club in match at #- l ingle . f1 II ing to J G odman & Orushd la easy, ullin g an early 4· 1 defic it 'chenectadl', New York. B n aisse by scores of 6· J and (BRY ) d teated La iano & to 7-5 by halft im e and 11 -8 lale OFfBALL Sacha Solomon (Bourne, 6-4. Marinaro (TA) 8-2 al the 5:47 mark of lhe fourt h. The Bryant Un ivers ity soft· MA) led the way Ii r Bryant in Sa int Anselm retums to action Bryan t seized momentum '!.7 ba ll game agam 1 outhern New si ngles sweepi ng Katelyn on April 3 when the lIawks host WOMEN'S LACROSS. seconds bIer as tht: BuJltlo!! Hamp hire chedu led for ull ivan 6-0, 6-0 in sin­ Inc Bryant scored a goal ami we re ilnJnetl i­ Wednesday, March 13 as been gles play. In doubles UOIvers it wom~n 's ately awarded un exIra ll1un postponed The game will made I.aure n Mullen lacrosse learn opened opp nunlty follow ing, an lip at a date to be deleml inel.l ( Braintree, MA) and theIr 2005 campni~n in l,"sport man lil-e penalty on lhe Ched. back r r l'unher update . Michelle Burke wtn lf ing fashIon heal· Ilawks. TIl.lt p(!l1alt) led to (Barrington. RI) defeal­ ing Claremont another fin'ant \!ual as thl: isi­ ed Nic II.: Ma ciare ll i \IIcKcnnu 16-9 in lor ' pulled' out ITle \\ til BA BALL ruld Kate lvn Mockrv 8­ game played )eslCrda. 8r\;/1I . 100)lh rr (\ est. blip. Mik· ROl:co (T\:\\k bury. O. • . in I rc 11 Ollt ' Y.i leJ the \t~1I01"!i \~ith lhrl't: Ma:>s.) nnd Nick Tucllrclla C h!onll;i ~o'lls and on~ ilssi~l \\ hlle: :\daln lS(llem . N H.) had a pair ot hIts INGLE ~ESULT h . Ii {h III ~ .. \ ~'milll 's (l:JaiJloriogc lsl,1I1I.I while ~enillr pit lll:r Stephen J. ncha 'olomon b Iii 1\:,([11S slart Slll\\ I " 3 h ) mo ~oals , Om.;c 3! SISt. . loan (prank lin, I 1;lS~.) pitched (BRY) def. Katclyn s Or~anl ( 1-0) louk a llnd Anllr\:w crgc 's (Albany. \' n s rcle!\ inn in' to help uilivan. 6-0.6-0 3 -0 lead r r th lirsl Y) two goal,;, two asslsi lead Ihe Bryant Inlversity base­ 1. Ale' pen e (BR ') lW IllV Illlllutes before added Itclp. bdll team to a 4-0 W In over de . Katelyn Mockry. 6­ ending at a 5-4 Bf) 1:1111 aint An dm ..... as led by American Intemalional hen: 0.6-1 hall lime lead I-.e III t\ II warden w h ) had i.I Tue'dn 3. Anette Jervasl (B RY) Ihe 'econd half saw goa1, Ilm~..: a ' isG, and four Br •~nl scor d alilhe run del' CaTo line Mas ey. 6­ thl: Bulldogs explode ground bull ,. Paul Driscoll Lhev w~ uld neell in Ihe fir I two o 6-0 Merrimack at 1:00 PM for I I gals wh ile only nllo\ ing (M illu ll . lass.) also added three inn'JI1gs as the Bulldogs wasted 4: Michelle Burke (BRY) def. SIN GLES Clar mont fi e. as 'isl '. litt le Li me gettl g to Yell w Kate Ireland (STR). 6-0, 6-0 Fl. Players I 2 3 Sophomore haun Ledd Mall LovejOY (Thomton, PA) Jacket starter Uchon Li 5. Alanna anlancllo (BRY) def. I Ben Caisse (BRY) defeated scored a game· high four goa ls to made two saves in tht! fi rst h' II' (Windsor Locks, Conn.). After rica Hawki n • 6-0, 6· 1 Mike McCann ( TA) 6-3 go Wilh two assists and fellow and Michae l Kennedy (Port Mickey Ryan (Lowell , Mass.) 6. Sasha Oarab dian (BRY), d f. 6-4 sophomore Amanda allant Jefferson , NY) made three in the and Rocco sing led to open the Ashley uRoss, 6-4 , 6-3 2 Zach Goodman CBRY) added four goals of her own . second fo r the win. An feW Roy gam e. Dary k Crowley (Danvers, defeated Matt Hedrick (STA ) Fresh an Caillin Hansen (Westford, Mass I We tford ) Mas .) doub led In Ryan to put DO UBLES RESULTS 10-3 chi ped in with lhree goals in recorded 11 saves in th e los ing Bryant up 1-0. Two batters later, 1. Lauren Mullen/Burke 3 CraIg Drushella (BRY) her first collegiate game. effort. Tucarell a would line a double (BRY ) d f. Nico l defeated Lewis Brooks ( TA) Bryant wil l retum to acti n Bryant will return to action own the ri hI tield line to score Masciare llilM ckry (STR), 8-0 6-1 6-0 Wednesday, March 16, when aturday, M r h 26, wh n they both Rocco and Crowlev. The 2. A hl ey McLean /Ariana 4 TJ Evley (BRY) defealed hey play Whitter C liege in host orth ·a. t-I 0 Conference Bulldog led 3-0 and would add Rinaudo (BRY) def. Sullivan/ Ted Richards (TA) 6-2 6­ game two of the Califomia foe Pace University. Game time ,mother ru n III tile bottom of the ( TR), 8-2 o wing . Game time i sci for is 'et for I :OOPM in Smith field. second. 3. He th 'r 5 CT M Ceon (BRY) defeated 7:00PM . Sloan , a senior all -AI erican, Fede. co/Oarabedian (BRY) def. Steve Laviano (STA) 6-1 6­ went seven inn in s allowing just Hawkins/Ire land (STR), 8':3 3 MEN' LACROSSE fou r hits whi le tr iking out live. 6 Mike Pickowicl BRY) Bryant University. ranked Men's basketball are finalists in the NCAA Division n Championships Cont'd from page 1 men's basketba ll team lived Bryant came up just short every college ath lete's of victory. Mike WiIJjams plal'maker John Wi ll dream, and followed stated, "We fell one game and defensive center Mike through with class and short, but we fell great Will iam provided the lead- poise until Ule final hot about what we accom­ ership which urged the team was taken. plished considering we 10 stay focu e.d and execute On Saturday, March 26, almost didn't make our own their game each time they in Grand Forks, Nonh Regional Tournament." stepp d ont th court. With the sound of the Teammate Chris Bums final whistle, came the end explained, "Big Mike is a to the most successful lead r because a a team, NCA A run an y NE-IO bas- we fo e on our defense, ketball team has ever expe­ and he anchors our efense. Mike Williams rienced. While the boys left North Dakota wilho ut 2005 is a leader off the court as the title of National we ll ; he con tanlly Champions, Bryant has Final Event inspires us." With an 84 - welcomed the m ack to th 69 win over Mount Olive campus as champions in April 17 (NC) in the quarterfinal their own right. and a 60-55 victory in the Bryant Football player 5:30 national semi finals ovel Chris Peaks staled, "As an arl eton State (TX), the athlete, I am inspired to get Pappitto Bulldogs were headed to the recognition they got I the NCAA Div ision II believe thi created more Championship. ______...... camaradeTie on the campus, Grand Prize 27 Inch Television As students headed courtesy of Bryant Athletics and got the buzz going on home fo r Easter weekend, Bryant spons. " After a Close to $1000 Prize Pool they wer greeted by John Williams attempts a record breaking 24 wins proud par nts and friends shot. this year, this talented group who shared in the Bulldog Dak h R I h f b k tb II Ia I exdtement. Junior Saddi ota at tea p 0 as e a p yers l8.S Other Prizes In'lude: Ipod Shuffle, Digital Camera, DVD Williams described hi Eng Istad Arena, the exceeded everyone's expec- Bulldogs took on Virginia tations. Player, Parentes Gift Certificate pride for the basketball Union (VA) for the national The Bulldogs will gradu- ream as, "TIl Bryant bas- title. With all ofNew ate six seniors th is spring, Take out last years ChampIOn Edwaru Brady and be crowned the best p oker ketball players represented England watching, Bryant losing their invaluable guid­ us well as a learn in inter· stepped onto the cQurt 10 ance and experience. pia 'er on ampus! vi WS , and in the fact that playa 40 minute game that However, the future of the they made schoo l history." would be remembered for- team looks bright as the ball With the fin al game being ever. However, even with a will be passed n to lhe $15 Entry Fee ired nationally on the career-high 24 points from hands of some very capable major networks, it was an Chris Bums, and valiant players. Open to First 100 Entries unforgettable moment or efforts from John William s, Bryant, and more impor- Mari o Correia. and a sup­ tantly the players. The porting cast of teammates, Bring your Bryant ID toud \\'ill be served Page 10 Varie!y The Archway T rough the Loo -ng Glass Horoscopes By Mike Pingree button on her keychain. causing of Uganda have a good, if KRTCampu' h r vehicle, which was out in the unusual, excuse as to why they driveway, to start up. 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Tast Prep and AdmlS$lons April 1, 2006 Variety Page 11 Dening Out with Joe and Rohan -t,. Help Find ACure Chili's or Pizzeria Uno s type fir t bile, you arc gLad you got restaurant bUI 100 times better. so mu h b 'cause yOLl are alrc, dy nd For starters. we began" ilh loo\"'in_ torward 10 having it for Rf!~Y ': April 22 ·23,d ' fried calamari in an awe ·ome lunch tomorrow. That's t LO pepper sauce. Th~ was some of' mention the large ~ide of pasta Ihe best calamari l have ever vou rect:ive \\ ilh the cnm!e. tite A Bryant University's had . This wa· in addition to the • Then. if you aren ' l totally rd fresh bakc:d bread that was stulred by this point, 1\\-'ould .. 4 3 Annual Relay for Life brought to the table. For the recommend the tiramisu. The th only rca on we eyen ordered il The AllrillS issue of The Archway wiu be wa b caus the w itress -aid it dedicated to Rela, for Life. All profit · made This wec\"', Joe decided t Our Rating was made dai ly on- ite. Come leave Rohan home while he on , how often do yOtl hear that~ wiD Overall. I wou ld ha e to say from fhi issue be donated to the event. went out to dinner with (I frie nd Quality: **** ndino's is one of the best htl hli' nol een in a while. For Service: *** ··tudents, staff, facuJt} and bu 'ines c' ~'re the purp ose of this article, we restaurants I have bl! n 10 in shall classify it as "a date." I Price: **** Rhode I land and 1 I ok fonvard welcome to donate to R Lay through Tile was in the mood for some quali ­ Location: ** to din ing there agai n. But before y-ou do. there arc a fl·w Archwuy. All donations can he dropped 01'1' ty Ital ian foo d at a reasonable Overall: *** 112 rd price. After aski ng around.. I things you need 10 know. The in our office on the 3 fionr of th Bryant Center, was advised to go to Andino's restaurant litera lly only has eat­ o F derel H ill in Providenc . main course, it wa on t(l the ing for ab ut 30 at a lim e. You or mailed through campti ' mail to Bo. 7, All The recommendation was 100% ch icken parm an . need to call nhe.ld fo r reserva­ correcl. I know what most ryou true tions. 1called ahead the nighl individuals/group donating, ·iIl be recognized Lei me tell you guys, iryou Italians (like myself) are lhink­ before and I was able to gel n are looking for a small, in timate ing. .., d n'l lil-e trying new tab Ie rela! i ely eas ily. within th~ issu , Thank )011 for aiding U' in trying place to take your girlfriend n Italian lood because the au e Andino's i. located at 17! 01 your next date, Andino 's is the isn't like my grandmotl,er's and Atwells Ave., Prov i cnce, RI to make thi. the most sueee sf Relay event so far. place for you. It all begins when hers is the best." I am not going 02903 . Their phone number is to tel! you [haL the sauce al (40 I) 42 1-3715 for reservations. y lJ pu1l up in Cront of the restaurant and a valet parks you r Andino s is better than Nona '5, car. It makes you look like a big but it was de fi nitely second-best. spender, but litt le does your dale The chicken pannesan portion Our Editor's Picks know that it's free! The value was HUGE' Lswear lbal there was nearly an emire chicken on doesn't end there. All of the tiso tandem of Garcia and Hunter were making bolder statements my plale. However, after the By Chr' CoDard and meals are comparably priced to a Kristin Gayda ilie magic wa not lost when it in order to reach a more adult ~~rie~ &litors was finally recorded some 14 audience In a skit which aired year.; laler for inclusion on February 18, 1968. Amenca f As discerning culluml enthu­ Lesh's solo effort. watched as two Muppets discuss siasts, we decided that we'd While the music of the Dead random business and financial offer the campus a look into our may be deemed to be "less tenn. 10 he sound of a cash reg­ I BryantUniversity CD players. DVD players, and accessible" by traditiorutl music's ister Two more vibrant and lit bookshelves to pass our knowl­ standards, the music of Phil up version of the business 1 edge of les er known media iliat Le h and Friends is more accept­ tvtuppets join in lhe scat and bat­ _ - ._. .,v....,.,:...,.,._ .•• -~~' ~ffi~-;,; -~~-::w' -J~It~. ·hould be enjoyed by a much ed bv mllinstream listeners. TIle th: wiLh words uf kindness and wider fanbase. album has been in constant rota­ jo.• such as, "Romanlic dreams, rian in my playlist for the past poetic words. smell of tile flow­ ~ PreSIdent's Chris's Pick: Phil Lesh and three years and I see no igns of ers. s ng Df the bird." In true friends - There tmd BocA Again ever gelting bored with it. Muppet style, seen in several Cultural Series Released aimosl 3 yea~ ago The title Tllere! and Back skits Dn the DVO, xplosions .I (Ma) 2002), Th"IY: and B(I"k Again is an apt moniker for a ensue, resulting in victory for i Again by Phil Lesh and riends life and career iliat has come the poetic Muppet . Still, still has the ability to e cile me full-circle as Phil Lesh's has. Henson goes furtJler as their new , henever f hear the lirst guilar Bottom line: give this aJbwn a scat evolves into, "Victol)'. lick of the ope.ning track listen, you won't be disappoint­ Success. Opportunity. Business, "Celebration." This is L h~s ed. business, businessI" Kirk Whalum flfst solo effort since Seas/olles, By far, my favorit character his J975 electronic collaboration Kristin's Pick: on t.hls DVD is Malma Maltna., a THURSDAY, APRIL 7 AT 7:30 P.M. with Ned Lagin Wld it was well o I'm going the DVD route Muppet created specifically with wonh the wait. this week, and letting you all In the Ed Sullivan show in mind. JAN1KTES THEATRE, BRYANT UNIVERSITY ince its inceplion in 1994, on the little known secrel that IS Mahna Mahne. designed as a the Phil Lesh and Friends project Jim Henson's Mupp"lS Magic. symbol of 60's free e>'l'ressiol1, has been a rotating cast ofjam With Muppets in mind, I'm sW'e is flamboyantly colored and all-stars. featuring the likes of that I've evoked fond childhood dons a pair of swe t shades. Trey Anastasio and Page memories of singing odes to rub­ Rather than trying to sing along McConnell of Phisb, Chris ber duckies, counting with with ilie poppy duo in the skit, Robinson of the Black Crowes. friendly vampires, and craving Mahna Mahna goes ofTon his Susan Tede chl and Steve cho olate chip cookies by the own separate tangents and Kimock to nBOle a few). mouthful Still, most people do repeatedly sings his name. However, the lineup has more or not realize that Jim Hen on" Mahna Mahna gets so into his less solidified into a core Lowing puppets that he called "MUppelS" performance that he smashes the lineup featuring Warren Haynes have been around for almost 50 camera recording him. Recently. (guitar. vocal ). Jimmy Herring years. Long before Ameraca Dr. Pepper put out an ad using (guitar), Rob Barraco (key­ came to appreciate Jim Henson's "Mahna Mahna" as the central boards, vocal ). John Molo realiv innovation, Ed ulJivan soundtrack. (drums). and Phil Lesh (bass, had the foresight to identify with We are also introduced to vocals). This is also the cast of Henson's enonnous imagination Kenn it for the first time in sev­ mU5icians who were involved in and provide Itim an opportunity eral sketches, who comes off as recording There and Back Again. to introduce his unique charac­ kind of a tranquil hippie-type A longtime performer in tbe progressive and smoDth jazz The album i a rather eclectic lers 10 (he American public: With hiS tie-dye neckties and red genre, Kirk Whalum's accomplishments have brought mix of influences, ranging from Henson's first how appear­ sweater My favorite ofhis the reggae flavored "Welcome to ance aired on ptember 18, three appearances on the disc LS, him critical acclaim with seven Grammy nominations and the Underground" Lo the hool-y 1966, where: The Muppets began "The Art of Visual Thinking". a Stellar Award. His many movie soundtrack recordings tonk ound of "Rock 'n Roll to catch Am rica's attention, aired October 2, 1966. Here you include the stunning sax 5010 on Whitney Houston's Blues" Everyone gets t1leiT breaking down our old concep­ can watch as the hip Kermit tries ''1 Will Always Love You ." chance to shine on the disc, tions of what could be done with to teach a s ientist ho . to visu­ especiaUy jamband workhorse puppetry. Hens n' first sketch. alize his thoughts and think Don't miss this memorable performance of 50ul and funk hits. Warren Haynes, ho tours with titled "Rock-n-Roll Monster", more abstrdclly. Henson'S bril­ the Allman Broth~rs, the Dead. challeoged the public to embrac liant use or puns makes for the TICKETS ARE FREE fOR STUUf.NTS, fACU LTY, AND STAFf AND CAN GoV'( Mule, Phil Lesh and these creatures as living and hilarity of thIS sketch. or Friends and, on occasion, per­ tbinking beings. A small "box" example, as Kermit tells the SCI­ BE PICKED UP AT Ttlt BRY...NT CENTER mfORMAT(ON DESK. ronns solo. His contributions of placed on a ledge by Sullivan entist (0 picture, " orne hap­ GeNERAL CONCERT AOMl5SCON IS $1.0. BRYANT ALUMNI CAN "The Real Thing" and magicaJJy transfonns into hands; pen in' chick," the scientist envi­ PURCHASE TICKETS IN ADVANCE fOR $5 ($10 ON CONCERT "Patchwork Quilt." both tributes guilars, and three heads ro king sion an egg hatching a chicken, NIGHT) . REMAININC TICKETS WILt BE SOtD AT THE DOOR. to the late Jerry Garcia, rruly out like crazy and lip syncbillg while Kermit draw the outline shine and have quite an emotion­ to a groovy little tune called., of a shapely woman. CALL (40:1) 232-6377 TO CHARGE TlCXE:TS BY I'LiON"!:. al impact on whoever listens "Rock It To Me." As the song Muppets Magic guarantees Another miUOf contributor to progresses and nears (he end we lots of laugh and cfeep dl cu ­ the album was yricist Robert wilIleSs the entire puppet band sion. The DVD was defmiteiy Hunter. The re lusive Dead lyri­ seamlessly morph back lUtO the worth th money. 1 found some­ cist co-wrote six of the album's original box Sullivan put down thing f timeless and artistic ele en tra s. Brought back to in the beginning. value that can be:: enjoyed by all life by keyboardisl Barraco the That's only a glimpse of the generations, late Garcia's "Llbeny" makes 3 madness to e found within the This article was brought to gran contribu tion to Ihe album. 19 remaining sketches on you by Ihe leiter, "K". Originally penned m J988 by the Muppets Magic. Henson toys Page 12 Sports The Archway 'fOP DOGS Men's Basketball Seniors

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Business Management Services en's tennis team By Justin etter McLean/Mike Pickowicz re pec­ with hi ' Co-Captain Euley. Improvement!' would make BusinesJ Manager lively in spoll one through:i , , H pefu11y this year we can Bryant's lenni · courts the pre­ the team L<; very pleased by their mak il back [ the tournament. mier couru rn the conference, Undefeat~d wlthm con~ rence uccess so far C osidering only we only need [0 gel econd in Come ~heck ulthe tennis play and 'ilLing in the number Zipp and eai ' e aw playing the conference to get in, and tht: team to Bentley for a thing uncommon match on Thursday. April 7 at 3 in the individual p.m.• and then returning home spon f tennis. for another conferen c match "We start off play­ with lone lull College on ing doubles and aturday. April 9 at I p.m , wilh every ne . tepping it up, we g t really fired up,. We've been able to carry the energy over to the ingJes matche ' and it's worked out great for u ," explains Zipp, Th Lennis team', recent succe 's over the last few years may be L­______~----~~--~~~ thestartof a cO/lrtesy ofBryaf/f :~ Tenllis Team pre'Ligiou run Looking tough and going old school. The Men's Tennis team in South for the team Carolina for spring break. The playe feel the program liJlhpo(. is Bryant Univcr ity' Co-Captain TJ Euley feel'. wtll be e. pandlng within lhe Men ' Tenni ' team. CurrentJ "We have a decent chance of near futur ' new tenms the guy: are 5-0 for c nference making the lournament," refer­ couns ure 10 the worb , play. matching the total of la ,t ring to the AA champi n 'hip Unveiled during the year's conference wm" while tournament. The lenni Learn n w t phase of BryllJlt con­ po ling a record of 8-3 overall saw th NCAA tournament Just trucuon. lhe old tennis To their credit. two of tht: 10 ' 'es twO yea '