I Am Explaaatioft.- . Shirt Protector. An alienist came wandering through [ When a man buys a dress shirt nowa- ¬ on Insane asylum's wards one day. He THE WEEKLY days he can depend on the bosom be- ¬ Women came upon a man who sat in a brown ing absolutely spotless , since , owing te- Avoid PINK DR. WILLIAMS' PILLS study on a bench- . a new device that has been thought of, FOR STOMACH TROUBLE. " - . ."How do you do , sir ? said the dlien- th * shirt is protected from the touch erations " r Convincing Evidence Supported by a Ist.. "What is your name , may I ask ? 8 of soiled fingers that so often were "My name ?" said the other , frowning wont to leave their mark on. the fair When a woman suffering from Guarantee That Must Convince "female trouble is told oper-- The Most Skeptical. fiercely. "Why , Czar Nicholas , of- surface. that on atiqn( ia necessary , it, of course , / Dr. 'Williams' Pink Pills are a doctor's course. ." This new style of protection consists " , ¬ "Indeed , said the alienist "Yet of an envelope of transparent paper °* prescription used by aa eminent prac- - - onght the hospital , titioner, and for nearly a generation the last time I was here you were the that Is large enough to hold the shirt, the ojreratlnj' table and the knife " " known as a reliable household remedy Emperor of Germany. keep it absolutely clean , and yet en- ¬ strikes teritor to her be'ait- . " .It is quite ¬ throughout the United States. Need- ¬ "Yes , of course , said the other , abling one to see the size numbers true that these troub- le* may reach where an ope- less to say , no advertised medicine could quickly , "but that was by my first through it. Without adding much to a'stage ration is the only resource , but a fcetain popular so " Argonaut , ¬ favor for long a period wife. the cost the envelope is a great econo- great many women have Been cured tonthout liaving great merit and it is the my to the dealers and makers , since by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Invaluable curative properties of the pills TIEED BACKS. with its use there is never any cause Compound after an operation has that have made them a standard remedy The kidneys have a great work to- for the return of shirts to the factory been decided upon as the only cure. 1SS ROSE .MOORE in every civilized country in the "world-. flo In keeping the blood pure. When that have been soiled iu the handling The strongest and most grate'ful \ .lA.dded to this is the absolute guarantee they get out of order statements possible to make come from women who by taking ' as there is in the case of collars an- pills no drug , it causes backache , that the contain harmful cuffs. . Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound iopiate , narcotic or stimulant. A recent headaches , dizziness , evidence of their efficacy is found in the languor and distress- ¬ Blood Gets Sour.-. made from native roots and herbs , have escaped serious operations , as- evidenced'by Miss Rose Moore's case , 307 W. 26th . Btatement of Mrs. N. B. "Whitley , of- ing urinary troubles. At this time of year , says a well- of St. N. Y. She writes- tBoxley : Dear Mrs. Pinkham-'Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound , Ark.vho says Keep the kidneys well known authority , the Kidneys become has ¬ me , suffered good many years suffer- cured of the very worst form of female trouble and I wish to express "I had for a and all these weak , clogged and inactive , failing to from stomach trouble. For a long time ings will be saved to you my deepest gratitude. I suffered intensely for two years so that 130G Robert Bruce crowned King ol- filter out the poisons and acids, which was I -was subject to bad spells of faintneas- you. Mrs. S. A. Moore , I unable to attend to my duties and was a burden to my family. I Scotland. . sour the blood , causing not only facial ind lack of breath accompanied by an ¬ doctored and doctored with only temporary relief and constantly objecting proprietor of a res- , by d- < and bodily eruptions but the worst to an operation which was indescribable feeling that seemed to taurant at Waterville , 1512 Florida discovered Ponce I advised to undergo. I decided to try Lydia forms of Rheumatism , Nervous and E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound ; Start in my stomach. "Whenever I was Mo. , says : Leon. . it cured me of the terrible trouble "Before Stomach troubles , Backache and pain- ¬ and " little run-down or over-tired , these - I am now in better health than have been many years. using Doan's Kidney Pills I suffered 1549 Thomas Seymour, lord high nd- I for ipells would come on. They occurred ful , annoying Urinary afflictions- . This and other such cases should encourage every woman to try Ly¬ everything a of England , and be frequently but did not last very long. from kidney troubles for. iniral attainted .It is worth any one's tune now to dia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound before she submits to an operation. year and a half. pnin in the headed.- . ' "I was confined to my bed for ten I had get from some good prescription phar- ¬ Mrs. back and head , and almost continuous published , Pinkham's Standing Invitation to Women T7eeks one time and the doctor pro- - 15G3 Pacification of Amboise macy the following ingredients : Fluid Women suffering any ¬ In the loins weary all time.- . from form of female weakness are invited to oounced my trouble chronic inflamma- and felt the granting toleration to the Huguenots. Extract Dandelion , one-half ounce ; A promptly communicate with Mrs. Pinkham. at Lynn , Mass. From the stomach and bowels. Since few doses of Doan's Kiduey Pills , ; Com- ¬ tion of the 1632 Canada and Acadia restored to Compound Kargon one ounce symptoms given , brought great relief , and kept on tak- ¬ the trouble may be located and the quickest and surest that time I have been subject to the I France by the treaty of St. Germain- pound Syrup Sarsaparilla , three way of recovery advised. spells flut- ¬ ing them until in a short time was fainting and at other times to I enLaye. . ounces. Mix by shaking well iu a bot-¬ tering of the heart and a feeling as cured. I think Doan'B Kidney Pills ¬ tle and take In teaspoonful doses after though I was smothering. My general are wonderful. " 1076 Indians under King Philip at- Provi- ¬ your meals and at bedtime. Siealth was very had and I was weak and For sale by all dealers. oO cents a- tacked and nearly destroyed Not What He Wanted.- . MOTHER ORATS This simple home-made mixture will , trembling- . box.. Foster-Milburn Co. , Buffalo , dence , R. I. "Yes ," said the specialist to the portly force the Kidneys to normal , healthy SWEET POWDERS ."I load seen Dr. Williams' Pink Pills N. . by fol- , "you 1687 La Salle assassinated his , caller are at least a hundred de- ¬ action so they will filter and strain all mentioned in the newspapers and Y.A heavy. di- ¬ CHILDREN , lowers. . uric acid and poisonous waste matter pounds too If you follow my FOR cided to try them. When I began taking New York life insurance company ol- can guarantee 1694 Incorporation ot the Bank , rections I to reduce your ¬ from the blood and expel this in the fche pills I was so run-down in strengtli- hold ? ?S,000,000 worth of Russia's rail- flesh fifty pounds inside of three months." ithat could hardly do auy housework.f- . England. . urine , at the same time restoring the piaorders , I way securities. "But I dou't want my flesh reduced , " Hulher Gray- . fiTow could walk ten miles necessary. 1697 Hannah Dustin of Haverhill , "full blood count" that is, 95 per cent, Worraa. Ther I if answered the caller, irritably. "All I .Narso In Child- Both my husband and myself think Dr-. Mass. , her twelve Indian red blood corpuscles which Is abso- ¬ ren'n Simple mailed FREE. Artdrw * Garfield Tea is for those who desire an killed want is to get rid of this superfluous KowY kO& oy"iM- .Williams' Pills the best medicine escaped. lutely indispensable to perfect health.- . . A. S. OLMSTED. L Pink is simple , pure , mild guards and " atnade and wo always recommend the ideal laxative ; it fat. ; liyer 1719 Spanish fleet intended for the in- S. . C. X. TJ. - - Xo. 1 1907. " and potent it regulates the and HOTV . Drills to our friends. o- lie Knew.- , overcomes constipation and vasion of England dispersed by Dr. Williams' PinkPills actually make kidneys A witness was being examined as to brings Good Health. is guaranteed storm. . pew blood and giy strength and tone to It the sanity of one of the inmates of the under the Pure Food and Drugs Law. Tryon destroyed salt works al- very part of the body. They have 1779 Gen. asylum. "You hold that this inmate is loured serious disorders of the blood and Horseneck , Conn. STIFFNESS , STITCHES , LAMENESS , , . " "I- CRAMP , The Donbtfnl Citizen.- Insane , do you ? a lawyer asked. ierves, such as rheumatism sciatica , Onlr 1793 The English , under Gon. McBride, TWISTS AND TWITCHES , ALL DECAMP WHEN "Everybody Is telling exactly what do ," was the firm response. "Why are insemia , nervousness , headaches , partial took possession of Ostend. YOU APPLY paralysis , locomotor ataxia. St. vitus' you will do if you are elected to of-¬ you so sure ?" "The man ," the witness 1794 Denmark and Sweden concluded dance and many forms of weakness in " , "goes asserting he is fice. . defense. said about that sex. They are sold by drug- - treaty for mutual ¬ either all "Yes." answered the candidate.- . Santa Glaus. " "And. " said the law- feists or will bo sent , postpaid , on receipt 1798 Ireland declared in a state of re-¬ , you do ?" yer, "you hold , do you , when a price , 50 cents per box, six boxes for "Well what will that cf " bellion. . is 2.50 , by the Dr. Williams Medicine "I don't know yet. Washington man goes about assorting that he 1799 of Verona , between the ¬ Company , Schenectady, N. Y. Battle Santa Glaus It's a clear proof of his In- Star. French and Austrians. sanity ?" "I do. " "Why ?" "Because , " bill di- 1804 Congress passed a for the said''the witness, in a loud , Indignant THE- PRICE vision of Louisiana territory into two voice, "I happen to be Santa Glaus my- ¬ OLDMONKCURB 25 AND 50 CENTS districts. self. ." 1805 The Cisalpine republic merged into the kingdom of Italy. $100 Reward , 100. 1812 Constitution of the Cortez signed The readers of this paper will be pleased and proclaimed in Spain. to learn that there Is at least cmo dreaded disease to In to that science has been able cure 1814 D. S. frigate Essex surrendered all Its stages , and that is Catarrh. Hall'- . British ships Phoebe and Cherub in Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now BEST HT Known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh TEE WOHTJ3- harbor of Valparaiso , Chile Gen. W. . U DOUGLAS 4.00 GILT EDGE SHOES CANNOT BE EQUALLED AT AM PRICE. For Infants and QMldres. being a constitutional disease , requires a Jackson defeated Creek Indians at constitutional treatment. Hall's CaUrrb SHOES FOR EVERYBODY AlBL - cure Is AT PRICES : Great Horseshoe Bend , on the Talla- taken Internally , acting directly Men's Shoes , 85 to S150. IJoys' Shoes , S3 to SX25. Women's upon the blood and mucous of the Shoes , S4 to & , poosa , with about surfaces S150. Misses' Children's Shoes Sli.JIu to / Gen. Wilkinson system , thereby destroying foundation "W. L. Douglas shoos are 100. * You Have of or the recognized by expert Judys of footwear 2,000 troops , attacked a party the disease , and giving the patient to be the beat in Btyle , fit by and wear produced in this countrv. Each British Lake Colle , Lower Canada , strength building up the constitution and part of the shoe and every of at assisting nature In detail the making is looked ufter de-¬ doing Its work. The and watched over by and was repulsed Bonaparte proprietors ¬ skilled shoemakers , without regard to- have so much faith in Its cura or feated Winnigerode at battle of St.- . tive powers that they offer One Hundred tjme cost. If I could take you into my large factories atj Dollars for any case that It fails to cure, Brockton , Mass. , and show you how carefully W. L. Douglas iK& ,atV7//yt ALCOHOL 3 Dizier.. a.i2E PER CENT. bend for list of testimonials. shoes are made , you would then understand why they hold their shape , fit better, F- & , AfcgeablePreparaIionforA-( - 1831 Austrian troops entered Bologna 4ddles.s CHENEY CO. , Toledo , O. "wear longer and are of greatei-'Taluo than any other makes.- . by all Druggists , ° a5d 75c. i F1fLIla'mS f ceii 8tamPed on the bottom , which protects the wearer azalrat htca ssimilating liieFood amIRegula- and subdued Italian revolution. Take s and hoe . No Sold by the Bears the Hall's Family Pills for constipation- . Color .Take Substitute. best rtioe dealers eTernThere. feat Eveltttvitd exclusively. Catalog mailed Srte. * . , ting lite Stomachs andBowels of 1833 Seminole treaty concluded. W. I UOUOLA.S JBrocktou Mais. ' .Unfltnesn of Tilings. 1836 Battle of Goliad , Texas , between Mexicans and Texans Col. Fan- - The Doctor It's hard to characterize R. E. PARKS7 in fitting terms such abominable weather EXCHANGE LIST nin , Texas soldier, surrendered to the as this. ISfo. 1. A farm of 320 acres , 3 1-2 miles southwest of Lily. Mexicans with 500 men , who were Promotes DigestionJCheeiftl- The Professor Not at all ; but massacred one week later. . . . .Massa- ¬ it's Small buildings. The very choicest of South Dakota ; hard to characterize it in terms fit for ness andResLContainsneltter cre at Tanning , Texas. publication.- . paying 1714.28 in rent in 1905 and W tons of hay. Wi Opiinu.Morphine norNiticral. ; 1844 Atmospheric railway near Dublin NARCOTIC.jf- exchange fornicec, eanup-to-date stock general NOT . opened to traffic ; discontinued 1855. airs. . TVlnmlow'B Soonoxf oner tor CMlftro* merchandisl tohinc; tattoos Ui earn *, reduce * Inflanmimna. uV 1846 American army under Gen. Tay- ¬ tan pain. OOTM wind oolic. e ntn a bottla. ROSS E. PARKS , Lily, South Dakota. lor, invaded Mexico. 1847 Vera Cruz capitulated to the American army. mscSecd 1853 Nankin taken by the rebels. 1854 Cholera plague at its height it- CtmDtd Suna Barbadoes Great Britain declared of the Important Duties of Physicians and war against Russia. . . .Two shocks of earthquake felt at Macon , Ga. Aperfect Remedy for Constip- ¬ the Well-Informed of the World § 1855 The Arabs defeated at Hasheon- is ation , Sour StonBchDiantora- - Thirtyfive killed by explosion ¬ | WorrasConvulsionsFevensR is to learn as to the relative standing and reliability of the leading manufactur- m coal mines , in- SliEEP. in the Midlothian ers of medicinal agents , as the most eminent phj-sicians are the most careful as to ness andLoss OF Virginia. . . . .Georgia and the Caro- - the uniform quality and perfect purity of remedies prescribed by them , and it is well linas devastated by forest Gres. Facsimile Signature of- known to physicians and the Well-informed generally that the California Fig Syrup 1856 First street railway in New Eng- ¬ Co. , by reason of its correct methods and perfect equipment and the ethical character of land, from Boston to Cambridge , opened. its product has attained to the high standing in scientific and commercial circles which is accorded to successful and reliable houses only , and , therefore , that the name of the 1863 Confederate steamer Iris taken a of by United States steamer Stellin off Company has become guarantee the excellence of its remedy. Charleston , S. C. TRUTH AND QUALITY aranleec ; Foc 1867 The union of Provinces act passed in Canada. appeal to the Well-informed in every walk of life and are essential to permanent suc- ¬ Exact Copy of Wrapper. THE CENTAUR COMPANY , HCW YORK CITY. 1870 Texas readmitted to the Union. cess and creditable standing , therefore we wish to call the attention of all who would 1871 Paris Commune proclaimed. enjoy good health, with its blessings , to the fact that it involves the question of right 1874 House of Representatives passed living with all the term implies. With proper knowledge of what is best each hour first interstate commerce bill. of recreation , of enjoyment , of contemplation and of effort may be made to contribute 1879 Judge J. M. Elliott of Kentucky to that end and the use of medicines dispensed with generally to great advantage , but Court of Appeals , assassinated at as in many instances a simple , wholesome remedy may be invaluable if taken at the by Thomas Buford. Frankfort proper time , the California Fig Syrup Co. feels that it is alike important.to present 1883 Four survivors of the Jeaunette truthfully the subject and to supply the one perfect laxative remedy which has won expedition to the Arctic reached New York. the appoval of physicians and the world-wide acceptance of the Well-Informed because ! of the excellence of the combination , known to all , and the original method of manufac- ¬ and Oil 1885 Outbreak of the northwest rebel- Castor ture , which is known to the California Fig Syrup Co. only. lion in Canada. remedy has been long favorably known the name of 1889 The Eiffel tower, in Paris , opened This valuable and .under Why take sickening- salts or repulsive 18901 Tornado destroyed part of theeitj- Syrup of Figs and has attained to world-wide acceptance as the most excellent of family laxatives , and as its pure laxative principles , obtained from Senna , are well castor oil ? "Goes through you like a of Louisville , Ky. 1891 M. Baltcheff , Bulgarian ministei- known to physicians and the Well-Informed of the world to be the best of natural dose of salts" means violence, grips, gripes , gases, of finance , assassinated at Sofia. . . . laxatives , we have adopted the more elaborate name of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of- Canadian Pacific railway completed , will soreness , irritation , and leaves your stomach and bowels Senna as more fully descriptive of the remedy but doubtless it always be from ocean to ocean Failure oi called for by the shorter name of Syrup of Figs and to get its beneficial effects always well concen- ¬ Keystone National bank , Phila- ¬ weak-and burnt out. Might just as take the note , when purchasing , the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co. delphia.. trated lye. Then there's castor oil , disgusting , nauseat- ¬ plainly printed on the front of every package , whether 3'ou simply call for Syrup of 1893 The Tremont temple, Boston , de- ¬ by full name Syrup of Figs of as Syrup of Figs ing truck that your stomach refuses unless you disguise stroyed by fire. Figs or the and Elixir Senna and Elixir of Senna is the one laxative remedy manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Coxey opened his "army" head- ¬ the taste. Fool your own stomach , eh ? Don't ever 1894 quarters at Massillon. Ohio. . . .Presi ¬ Co. and the same heretofore known by the name Syrup of Figs which has given believe that anything offensive to your taste or smell is dent Cleveland vetoed the Bland bill. satisfaction to millions. The genuine is for sale by all leading druggists throughout going to do you real good. Nature makes certain 1895 Mikado ordered cessation of hos- ¬ the United States in original packages of one size only , the regular price of which tilities between Japan and China. is fifty cents per bottle.

things repulsive, so you will not them. Force , ¬ take 1897 Gen. Ruis Rivera the Cuban com- Every bottle is sold under the general guarantee of the Company- , filed with the mander , captured by the Spaniards yourself to nauseous doses , and you ruin your digestion, Secretary of Agriculture , at Washington , D. C. , that the remedy is not adulterated or . . . .Many killed and injured by cy- ¬ misbranded within the meaning of the Food and Drugs Act , , 1906. weaken your bowels , destroy your health.- . clone at Chandler , Ok. June seth 1898 Bark Helen W. Almy foundered On the other hand see what a delightful , off Point Bonita. Cal. ; 40 drowned CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. palatable , perfect modern laxative , liver Resolutions declaring war with Spain introduced in Congress. Cal- regulator and bowel tonic you find in 1809 English excursion steamer Stella San Francisco , . , Ky. .U , N. Best for the Bowels. All wrecked near Alderney ; 73 persona Louisville S. A. New York Y. druggists , ioc , 250 , soc. drowned. . . .Mrs. Place electrocuted London , England. Never sold in bulk. The genuine tablet stamped at Sing Sing for the murder of her C C C. Guaranteed to cure or your money back- . stepdaughter. .larople and booklet 0ee. Address 540 1003 Mississippi river New Orleans Sterling Remedy Co. , Chicaco or New York. at reached height of 19.8 feet.