EXCLUSIVE PICTURE SPECIAL HEAD-PHONEY REVEALED: CAM’S SECRET EU EAR GEAR David Cameron’s Union Jack headphones have been exposed as a cynical stunt after new pictures emerged of the PM wearing a secret second headset - emblazoned with the EU flag! Dave was praised as a true British patri- ot earlier this week when he was snapped sporting the Union flag ear gear on a flight to Lanzarote. Yet our exclusive photos raise questions about whether the candid pics were actually staged.

The PM’s exclusive FULL STORY model comes with a PAGE 3 unique red headband. Ex-army MPs like Iain OXBRIDGE Duncan Smith are more CAREERISTS likely to back Brexit WANT TO REMAIN, WAR HEROES WANT TO LEAVE How about this for some The death of the statistical analysis demon- Independent newspa- strating unequivocally that per has really left me Remainers are more likely to grieving. I just can’t be Oxbridge careerists. Re- search by MyVoucherCodes let go. I used to look finds 79% of Oxbridge MPs forward to it every want to stay in the EU, while day. I have taken to just 16% of MPs who started tweeting out imaginary their career as a politician want to leave. Only 19% of front pages of what it MPs with military back- would look like if it still grounds are Remainers. So existed. What should I Oxbridge careerists want us do Guido? to Remain, and war heroes Nick, the BBC tend to back Brexit. Talking of which, when is the ap- parently Eurosceptic Johnny Guido writes: Mercer getting off the fence? Stop it.

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Pictured above, Sadiq Khan commands rather than made and Suliman Gani, the radi- decisions will be fasting to- cal imam at the Labour may- morrow as the news has just oral candidate’s local Tooting come from South Africa that Islamic Centre. Gani is a the only place that could pos- known wrong ‘un, and is on sibly sight the moon in all of the record describing women Africa/Asia/Europe could not as “subservient” to men, con- sight it in clear weather – not demning homosexuality and even with binoculars and tel- demanding “justice” for an escopes!!” al-Qaeda terrorist. Yet he is Khan then replied to the very close to Sadiq, as these radical imam minutes later personal emails obtained by apologising for failing to at- Guido reveal. tend prayers at the Tooting In 2013, Khan wrote to Islamic Centre, before asking Imam Gani to wish him a him about a moon-sighting, happy Eid: a Ramadan fasting conven- “I would like to send my tion: warmest wishes to you and “Assalam O Alaikum, Sorry I your family for Eid-Ul-Fitr.” missed Isha at TIC last night Gani replied the follow- but assumed there had been a ing morning with a friendly sighting?” warning about why Khan Until now Khan hasn’t should still be fasting: commented on his closeness “The irony is that Muslims to Gani, a very unsavoury who follow the God given character indeed… “HE’S JUST NOT LISTENING” Continued from front: Tory MPs Peter Bone cellent German language A Downing Street source and Tom Pursglove re- tapes he can borrow if he revealed: “I’ve never seen leased a joint statement wants to brush up before the boss wear the patriotic condemning their leader: his next meeting with An- pair around the office. He “Once again the people are gela.” always wears his favourite calling out to their Prime Euro ones and he plays his Minister and he just covers music so loud I can some- his ears. This proves once times hear Ode to Joy play- and for all that he’s just not ing from my desk.” listening to Britain.” Furious Eurosceptics The Britain Stronger in accuse Cameron’s aides of Europe (BSE) campaign stage-managing the pho- however welcomed the tos in an attempt to de- revelations that the PM ceive voters ahead of the prefers listening to Brus- referendum. sels: “We have some ex- BALLS WON’T

Ed Balls made much of his post-election move to Norwich City, even goingDROP as far as to brag about it to Robbie Savage on BT Sport. Despite high hopes, a few months down the line it didn’t appear that the former Shadow Chancellor had been working his magic as Chairman of the struggling club. It looked probable the ousted Morley MP’s team would get demoted. Since being named Chairman on December 27 they managed just two wins in his first 11 Premier League games, gaining only 8 points. That works out at a less than a point per game, and left them 3rd from bottom and in the relegation zone. Yet in the past few weeks things have been looking up. With an impressive draw to Man City and a win over West Brom the team have managed to secure four points in just two games, edging out of the rele- gation zone in the process. They are now sitting happily above imper- illed Sunderland, Newcastle and Aston Villa, and with just seven games to go it looks like they could be playing top flight football again next season. Balls in!