»*"H»W9. yA 22807 TOOAY: Sunny, high 71°F, low 40°F. °2f99r1 FRIDAY: Partly cloudy, high 66°F, low 42°F. SATURDAY: Just for sticks Showers, high SeeSportspage27 62°F, low 37°F. JAMES MADISON UNIVERSITY Breeze VOL. 75. NO. 44 THURSDAY Aoril 2. 1998 Councilmen refuse to SGA presidency still undecided debate Key by Marda Apperson by Julia Filz SGA reporter assistant news editor Rain forced voters inside yesterday, but more students turned out to vote for their student leaders than last year. Two candidates for seats on Students narrowed the race for Student Government the Harrisonburg City Council Association president down to sophomore Erin Uyttewaal and declined to appear with a JMU junior Tim Emry in campus-wide elections. student running for the same None of the presidential candidates received more than 50 office. percent of the vote needed for victory, so a run-off election is Sitting councilmen, Repub- scheduled for April 8. lican Hugh Lantz and Democrat Uyttewaal said she was "viewing this position as a phenome- Larry Rogers, turned down the nal opportunity to make an impact on students' lives at JMU." Harrisonburg Neighborhood Emry said, "If I win, I hope that I can meet all the students' Coalition's invitation for an open expectations and be accessible to everyone's concerns." forum on April 29. JMU sopho- Students elected junior Collin Lee vice president. He received more Michael Key, running as a 51.5 percent of the votes. He defeated juniors Tory Jenkins, Chris member of the Green Party, is Marchant and Philip Pinette. challenging Lantz and Rogers for Freshman Andy Oh captured the position of treasurer with 53 one of two seats on the city coun- percent of the vote, beating out freshman Matt Conrad. "I defi- cil. nitely want to thank the people who helped me out," Oh said. "It Key accepted the coalition's will be a big challenge to live up to the expectations of the people invitation and said he is "upset" who voted for me now that I'm elected." by Lantz's and Rogers' unwill- Sophomore Austin Adams won the secretarial race with 57 ingness to debate him. percent of the votes. He defeated junior Holly Carter. "I was looking very much for- "Holly did a great job and we both respected each other a lot," ward to be able to address the Adams said. "I'm really looking forward to leaving a mark on issues that I'd like to bring up to the university." the city council," Key said. "My Junior Blair Brown, who ran unopposed for Honor Council opponents decided they would President, was elected with 1,759 votes. not follow this time-honored tra- In the race for Honor Council Vice President, sophomore dition and not be held account- Debbie McClelland defeated sophomore Marcy Miller. able to the people of Harrison- McClelland received 59 percent of the vote. "I'm looking for- burg who elected them." ward to being the Honor Council vice president next year. It "I feel this is a slap in the face will definitely be a challenge, but I know I'll do my best," to the people of Harrisonburg and a slap in the face to democra- McClelland said. Overall 2,121 students, an estimated 16 percent of the student cy," Key said. body, participated in Wednesday's elections, Election Gail Bund rick, vice president of the Harrisonburg Neighbor- ALEX VESSELSIstuff photographer Committee Chair Ann Marie Phillips said. While it's a low num- ber of students, it beats last year's turnout of 15 percent. hood Coalition, said the group Section Committee Chair Ann Marie Phillips rewards a voter has hosted the forum during the with a sticker as he exits the voting booth Wednesday at "The turnout was wonderful for a rainy day election/'Phillips said. "A lot of people cared." six years she has been a member Warren Hall. Over 2,000 students cast their ballots. of the coalition. "In past years, [the forum] has been a questibn and answer peri- od for Harrisonburg residents," Bundrick said. "It was basically [held] to enlighten the Harrisonburg residents about the candidates' views and goals for the city and the future." Bundrick said the coalition has planned an informal luncheon with Key on April 20 to replace the April 29 forum. According to Tuesday's Daily News-Record, Lantz said a forum isn't necessary this year because Harrisonburg citizens are already familiar with his and Rogers' work. In past years a forum was appropriate because there were many political newcomers in the race, but not so this year because
r » see DEBATE page 2 2 Thursday, April 2, 1998 THE BREEZE Keezell Hall thefts remain mystery
"One of the reasons this per- said there are no leads in duplicated keys to their offices the professors said. "To the press alone, cliequered as by Jen Bonds son may be stealing programs is Nostrandt's case. Professor of English Mark Employees in facilities man it is with abuses, the world is contributing writer to re-sell them, and I know indebted for all the triumplis CorelDRAW is a valuable pro- Hawthorne said his computer agement that have a legitimate and the belongings on his desk reason to be in a room or build wttich Itaiv been gained by Private offices in Keezell Hall gram," he said. Hegg reported we tampered with early this ing must check out a key f reason and humanity over error have been the target of several the incident to campus police. rom thefts this year, but campus But campus police said it does- semester. the campus police lock shop, jirn and oppression." Two computer programs — Auckland, director of facilities — James Madison police don't have any leads in the n't have any leads, Baker said. cases. In addition to Hegg's incident, Aldus PageMaker and management, said. Editor Courtney A. Crowtey The thefts began late last English professor Jeanne QuarkXPress — to the extent that Ted Pelikan, housekeeP,ne Managing editor Manny Rota semester, with one incident Nostrandt said someone used her Hawthorne couldn't open the director for Facilities Manage Terhiuiogy manager Brian Hlgglm reported early this semester. computer and rearranged items programs. Items were also rear- ment, said employees have access Afc manager Alice K. Crisci "We know that the doors are in her office. She said the incident ranged on his desk. to individual offices, especially night shift workers. Design editor Thomas Scala being opened, and we are trying occurred just before winter break. "Someone had gone in and Nnes eilitiir Brad Jenkins to beef up security in those "Someone besides myself had erased parts of the programs so "Anyone can get a key from Nens editiir Katheryn Lenker areas," JMU Police investigator to have been on my computer that when I tried to open them, Facilities Management to an they would not perform," office if they have legitimate rea- Assl. naif eilitiir Julia L. FIU Robert Baker said. because programs were not run- No forced entry has been Hawthorne said. He contacted son to do so," he said. "There arc Opinion editor Kelly L Harmon ning the way they should have, reported in the incidents, and and basic things were just being campus police, but no one has lock boxes in the buildings and Style ctiitor Vinita Vrswanathan some professors are concerned left wrong," Nostrandt said. contacted him about the incident we also work closely with JMU Fonts eitittir Jennifer R. Baker the perpetrator is someone with "Whoever did it, in my opinion, yet, he said. Police because they issue keys as A«(. sry/i'^irus eiiilir Jackie Clstemkw key access to the offices in really does not know enough JMU Police Chief Lee Shifflett well." SfOdS alilor Seth Burton Keezell. about computers to adjust them said he wasn't aware of Pelikan said he thinks the A«(. sports editor Mike Gesarto Keezell computing support properly." Hawthorne's incident. thefts had to be committed by Copy editor Jason Mclntyre technician Kevin Hegg found A WordPerfect 8.0 disk was Hawthorne said he thinks the someone with a key. Assl. copy editor Jenny Stromarm two CD-ROMs missing late last also taken from Nostrandt's perpetrator had access to a If anyone has information about PIWo editor Dylan Boucherle semester: CorelDRAW and office, she said. She reported the passkey to get into his office. the Keezell thefts, contact campus Asst.pliolo editor Lindsay Mam Windows 95, valued at over $500. incident to campus police. Baker None of the victims have ever police at 568-6302. Gra/Vucs eititor Rebecca Dougherty Advisers Rip De Luca, Alan Neckowitz, Debate David Wendelken continued from page 1 Key is the only newcomer, he very conducive to trying to work really counting on voter apathy, Key said he wants to encour- said. together toward some type of Without Michael, there would be age JMU students to register to Tlie Breeze is published Monday Key said he won't accept mutual understanding. Yes, I am no race. vote in Harrisonburg. and Thursday mornings and Lantz's reasons fdr not coming to younger than Mr. Rogers, but Key said JMU students make distributed throughout James Key said he and his campaign Madison University and the local the forum. that does not necessarily make up one-third of the Harrisonburg team have registered several Harrisonburg community. "Even if I were not running, it me less qualified." constituency and deserve a voice hundred students to vote in Comments and complaints should is still imperative to the political Jamie Gregorian, executive on the city council, even though Harrisonburg in the past few be addressed to Courtney A. Crowley, editor. process and just being in office to director of the College many JMU students are regis- weeks. He also spoke to students Mailing address: be held accountable and accessi- Democrats, said Rogers' com- tered to vote in their hometowns. at Eastern Mennonite University Vie Breeze ble to the people that you serve," ments were not meant to be con- He said he wants to make it clear about his candidacy. Gl Anthony-Seeger Hall Key said. descending and his intention was that he isn't just a JMU student MSC6805 Emily Long, general registrar James Madison University "Being a politician and a pub- "simply to not appear as a bully running for office; he's a citizen for the City of Harrisonburg said Harrisonburg, Virginia 22807 lic servant, [attending forums] to a young person. of Harrisonburg also. He said he she doesn't know of a significant Phone: (540) 568-6127 should be something you're will- "In the City of Harrisonburg, has a unique perspective of increase in voter registrations by Fax: (540) 569-6736 ing to do." there has been no E-Mail address: college students. the_ [email protected] Lantz wasn't available for greater friend to "I really don't have records of Breeze Net: comment. education than Larry that, though," Long said. "If [reg- http: / /breeze.jmu.ed u Rogers told the DN-R Tuesday Rogers," Gregorian istrants] are living off-campus, I An individual may have one copy he is unwilling to debate Key said. wouldn't know if they were JMU of The Breeze for free. because he doesn't want to hurt a Carrie Breig, pres- students or not." All subsequent copies cost 25 young person. ident of the College cents apiece. The deadline to register to vote Harrisonburg Neighborhood Democrats, said she in the May 5 election is April 6. In The Breeze Coalition President Skip Hastings doesn't expect a col- Diaz said students must be citi- said his organization does not lege student to be as zens of Harrisonburg to partici- consider Key a child, and said it successful in a race OPINION 10 pate in the election. is a candidate's duty to address against older citi- Diaz said JMU students STYLE 15 the public. zens. should register to vote in FOCUSON 20 But Rogers views the race dif- "I don't think [col- Harrisonburg because they are SPORTS 25 ferently. "I'm an athlete but for lege students] stand affected by the city's government. COMICS 33 me to go to war with a [20-year- as much of a chance "What happens in the city CLASSIFIEDS 39 old]. . . some people might get as an adult who runs government really affects stu- upset that I'm picking on him," for the same office. 1 he told the DN-R. "I don't want FILE PHOTO dents," Diaz said. " What's going CORRECTIONS just don t think most on in the city and attitudes within to devastate him before he can people look to a per- JMU sophomore Michael Key campaigns for In Monday's Breeze, the mature and be somebody. As son [of that age] as Hamsonburgs City Council. Key's opponents the city affect students directly. A have refused to lot of students are registered in article "Task force strives to adults, we have to look out for an adult,"' Breig said. Participate in a debate with him. curb alcohol abuse"should our young people. He's nOt even Both Gregorian and Breig said their hometowns, but how mam Harrisonburg because he's a JMU kids at JMU know anything have said Hal Dillon is the 21. He's not looked upon by the Rogers has not requested any student. government as an adult. . . As about their local governments former Inter-Fraternity help in his campaign from the According to the March 5 issue 1 Council President. somebody who works with chil- College Democrats. back where their parents are " dren, who helps kids, I can't go of The Breeze, Key's platforms Key said even without a In Monday's Breeze, Style Green Party member Dale include expanding the Harrison- out here and abuse somebody's debate, he has already been cam- Weekly should have said the Diaz said Lantz's and Rogers' burg Transit Service and working JMU Percussion Ensemble child." paigning within the JMU com unwillingness to come to the to fix the water runoff problem will play at 6 p.m. in rm. 108 Key, 20, said, "If I can vote, if I munity and Harrisonburg. forum is "unacceptable." that affects some Harrisonburg of the Music Building. can be put to death by the state, if "I've been campaigning door "Regardless of what their residents. He also said he wants Admission is $2. I can die for my country, I would excuses are, to me, it's a political to door throughout the commu- certainly consider, myself an to address the city's zoning plan nity ... and making other public The Breeze • regrets the ploy," Diaz said. She said the two which eliminated boarding hous- errors. adult. [Rogers'] attitude is not candidates were not calling atten- appearances/' Key said. "I have es in the Old Town area this past be.en campaigning as hard as ■ —— hi ~U_ very conducive to. change, not tion, to the race because, "they're October. - -; possibly [can]," THE BREEZE Thursday, April 1, 1998 3 Alumna pass on life experiences £MM Three generations of women talk about career, family, education by Neal Crovo ^____ enced co-workers. "Without police reporter by Amy Bafumo practical experience and applica- contributing writer tion, the lectures were almost Campus police report the following". incomplete,"she said. "It wasn't Four alumna took center stage until I was on the job that I Forcible Sodomy learned the significance behind • A female was allegedly enticed into in the Highlands Room Friday afternoon before an audience of the lessons." a room near the party room by an The program also concentrat- unknown male subject at a fraternity about 30 to 40 people. Sonya Lamb, Jean Copeland, ed on women and their role in house on Greek Row between 12:30 both the home and the work and 2:45 a.m. March 28. The victim Lisa Johnson-Wright and Vivian Owens each talked about the job force. Owens, an industrial was reportedly held against her will chemist and author, earned her and forced to perform an act of sodomy market and workplace and then answered the audience's ques- masters'at JMU in 1972. on the subject before being released. "The experience of the 1960's tions. The Rockingham Memorial Hospital made college life exciting," Emergency Room notified JMU police When asked how JMU pre- Owens said. Owens was able to JEfMPnil.l.lPSOWsiaff photographer of the incident at 7:09 a.m. March 28. pared them for the world, Lamb, a 1992 psychology graduate, said raise a family and have a career. The incident is under active "Women's roles are constant- Or) Jean Copland, Vivian Owens, Lisa Johnson-Wright and Sonya investigation. hard work, caring professors and Lewis speak about their time at JMU and in the workforce. a supportive, open environment ly changing to meet the chal- lenges of career and family, and Possession of Marijuana factored into her success. "Utilize decisions concerning career and vide resources and knowledge your faculty and staff, they are women must keep in mind that that will help you obtain the • Robert P. Collis, 18, of they have personal choice," she family should result in the happi- your resources for the future," future you desire." Massapequa, N.Y., was criminally said. est lifestyle. arrested and charged with possession she said. Twenty years after Owens Some audience members Copeland entered Madison Copeland noted the number thought the presentation was of marijuana after he consented to a of times she's heard women dis- received her master's degree in search in Hillside Hall at 9 p.m. March College in 1954, graduated with a education from JMU, Lamb and informative and useful. teaching degree and was able to couraged at the prospect of hav- 27. Johnson-Wright were just getting "Anytime you can have alum- find work within three months. ing children and a career. "If a ni come back and provide real woman desires to have a career started in the job market. Both Underage Possession of JMU provided her with an Lamb and Johnson-Wright said substantive information it's a "excellent teaching background," as well as a family, she should great thing," Geoff Polglase, Alcohol not let anyone convince her that they felt the need to prove their • Joseph C. Neilson, 20, of she said. competence in a predominantly director of alumni relations, said. Johnson-Wright, a 1992 com- she can't," she said. Freshman Kelly Fitzpatrick Midlothian, was arrested and charged Owens and Copeland each male environment. with underage possession of alcohol in puter information systems grad- "Find a mentor," Johnson- said, "It was motivational to see uate, said she found her niche in talked about individual choice, women in different careers." front of Alpha Phi sorority house at 2:02 priorities and goals. Each said Wright said. "A mentor can pro- p.m. March 27. the world with the help of experi- Public Consumption of Alcohol U.S. News: Do you hear what I hear? • Joshua N. Loving, 21, of Ashland, was arrested and charged with drinking JMU Audiology program ranked 36th in nation by renowned publication in public at the Sigma Pi fraternity house at 420 p.m. March 27. program has become extremely by Claire Gabriel difficult," Bankson said. Grand Larceny Top Graduate Audiology Programs The proposal, which is • Unidentified individuals allegedly contributing writer named the Virginia Joint stole a Diamond Back 21-speed U.S. News & World Report mountain bike model WOF 2.0, serial Doctoral Audiology Program ranked JMU's graduate audiolo- states, "The scope of practice for #15H0666, with a diamond frame thai gy program 36th in a recent list of audiologists has broadened to was secured to a bike rack at Zane the top 50 programs in America. the point where the clinical skills Showker Hall between 7:15 and 11:30 JMU tied with Central and academic preparation for p.m. March 30. Michigan University, Northern audiologists can not effectively The estimated value of the bike is Illinois University, Pennsylvania be completed within the confines $900. State University and Utah State of a masters degree program.." 36. James University in the rankings. The rankings in U.S. News & Petty Larceny "I believe our ranking is a World Report are based on schol- • Unidentified individuals allegedly result of a blend of wonderful arship, curriculum and the quali- stole a Nokia portable telephone from a administrative support, very pro- ty of the program's faculty and vehicle jn Z-tot between 11 and 11:30 ductive faculty, high quality stu- -U.S. News & World Report graduate students. p.m. March 27. dents and program continuity," KKBKCCA DOUGHERTY/jjrup/ii'M editor "The caliber of students the • Unidentified individuals allegedly said Charles Runyan, professor school is able to attract influences stole a JAC card from the pocket of an of speech pathology. the quality of a program and its unsecured jacket in the Godwin Hall with the University of Virginia. will together decide how to pre- Audiology is a profession sent it to [the state legislature in] general academic rigor," states women's locker room between 3 p.m. dedicated to the diagnosis and U-Va.'s audiology program tied March 20 and 3 p.m. March 27. Richmond." the U.S. News report. rehabilitation of hearing loss, for 28th with five other schools in U.S. News uses objective stan- The card was cancelled. The U. S. News ranking will Runyan said. the U.S. News ranking. dards and two sets of reputation • Unidentified individuals allegedly aid in the process of getting a "Being ranked makes the "We're pretty far along in the ratings to determine its rankings. stole a pewter Winnie-the-Pooh figurine doctoral program. department proud," Runyan planning stage [for the new pro- Objective measures used clock from a locked office in Taylor Hall gram]," said Nicholas Bankson, "The recognition we are said. "It will also attract more receiving [from the ranking] will include students' standardized between 5 p.m. March 26 and 9:30 qualified applicants." JMU audiology department testing scores and undergradu- a.m. March 27. head. "For example, we have a help us make the transition to a There are currently 22 gradu- doctoral program," said Robert ate grade-point averages. The The estimated value of the dock is ate students in the JMU audiolo- tentative curriculum and we test scores and gpa's determine $60. have worked out admissions Hinkle, associate professor Of gy program. audiology. not only how selective the pro- The program has four faculty requirements." gram is , it also indicates the cal- Mutual Aid Assistance Runyan said that the depart- By the year 2007, a doctoral members on staff. Runyan said degree will be required in order iber of students in each school's • Campus police assisted the the program is very competitive ment hopes to have the joint doc- Harrisonburg Police Department with to be certified at the national program. with as many as 35 applicants toral program approved in 2 to5 "We are very pleased [with the arrest and transport of four subjects level, Bankson said. vying for 10 tol2 spots each year. years. the ranking]. It will bring even on North Main Street at 9 p.m. March "Our main concern now is to "Technology has driven great JMU currently offers a mas- expansion in what is expected of more recognition to the pro- 28. ter's degree in audiology, but get the proposal to the upper audiologists and for us to try to gram," said graduate audiology plans are underway to establish a level administration of both 1 fit (those sktlte] into a masters studeatScott Disbrow. ■seef A joint clinical doctoral program schools," said Bankson. 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Government Association meeting: According to a report from the • Senate passed a resolution news service Association of American Medical Colleges, thanking JMU President Ronald WASHINGTON (AP) — It all started as "a 17 percent fewer minority students Carrier for his 27 years of work at simple statement to support diversity" in applied to their state medical schools in JMU. the mind of New York University Law California, Texas, Mississippi and "Be it resolved that the Student School student Sabrina Comizzoli. Louisiana — states covered by the Fifth Government Association, on But six weeks later, that idea mush- U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals decision that behalf of every student of James roomed into scheduled rallies at more than affirmative action is unconstitutional. The Madison University past, present 50 college campuses in 21 states to support number accepted in the four states and future, thanks Dr. Carrier for affirmative action yesterday. dropped by 27 percent. his vision and fulfillment of that "It's been just amazing," Comizzoli In late February, Comizzoli held a vision, which has made James said. "I never did meeting with stu- Madison University one of the i^-^^——^—^— dents from four premier universities in the state anything like this before. I just decided New York area col- and the country," the bill stated. We go to college to leges. At-Large Sen. Richard Jenkins, I needed to do some- d and u wiU leam The result was who proposed the resolution, said, SCifwm be barn* y° the planned rally, "I respect what he [Dr. Carrier] 8re which was sched- has done for this university. The ^oonnore in a diverse uled for yesterday Everyone who has ever gone to rally at NYU kicked cpfi\y\o "because we want- this university has a great deal of off the nationwide ac""i£. ed the kids to be respect and admiration for this event supporting Sabrina Comizzoli back from spring man." affirmative action New York University student/organizer break, but we did- Carrier announced his inten- provisions. —. n't want them as tions to retire March 25. Other schools scheduled to hold affir- stressed over finals," she said. • Food Services Chair Max mative action rallies include Rutgers The students took to the Internet to Finazzo reported that D-hall will University, the University of Georgia, the contact schools outside the New York area close during final exams week RRYAN MKmi¥Mstaffpholographer University of California at Berkeley, the and found a receptive audience. / because renovations on the root University of Michigan and Columbia "Students in California felt they were will begin. Sen. Chris Cobb addresses Senate Tuesday the most threatened by all this but then it Dinner on May 6 will be the about building and grounds concerns. University, Comizzoli said. While recent polls of student attitudes just grew," she said. last meal served before D-hall clos- Michigan is the latest key affirmative es for the academic year. Market One will close May 6 also, but Door 4 Subs will be show rising apathy for political causes, Comizzoli said she believes a cause can action battleground where a group of stu- open. indeed spark student action if it affects dents are suing the state to end affirmative When D-hall closes, a meal punch at PC Dukes will be worth twice as much. action provisions in class admittance. Finazzo also said many students are now eating outside because of the warm them directly. "We go to college to leam, and you will Todd Klepper, a University of weather. leam more in a diverse setting," Comizzoli Michigan junior who is a coordinator of "Clean up and have your friends clean up," Finazzo said. the pro-affirmative action rally there, said •SGA Vice President Andy Sorensen said applications for the Danville Scholarship said. Some educators fear reports of reduced a major reason he went to the school was and the Commission and Committee post are available in the SGA office. the diverse campus. Klepper said anything •Multi-cultural Committee Chair Tim Emry reminded Senate that Diversity Days minority admissions in some colleges and universities are a result of actions of a fed- that threatens that composition is some- will be held April 6 to April 11. eral court in Texas and the voters of thing to fight against. • Building and Grounds Committee member Chris Cobb said the committee "If they roll back affirmative action here toured Warren and Taylor halls. Cobb went with the group on the tour. California under Proposition 209 to end educational preferences for minorities. and the results are anything like what's The members toured the first floor and the attic of the buildings. The committee happening in California, I'll want out," viewed the buildings to see how everything in the building operates, Cobb said. Minorities are discouraged from apply- ing, and administrators have become over- Klepper said. High court considers HIV discrimination case Suit to determine whether patients qualify for disability under Americans with Disability Act The law — responsible for such aids as ed people who suffer no symptoms. (( The disability-rights law says the dis- by AP/newsfinder wheelchair ramps at countless public . . .when he provides places — says people are disabled if they abled can be treated differently if they news service have a physical or mental impairment that a service in the face of pose a "direct threat to the health or safety "substantially limits one or more major life of others." WASHINGTON (AP) — In a major test of "Dr. Bragdon believes that when he activities." disability rights, Supreme Court justices the risk of death he provides a service in the face of the risk of sparred Monday over whether HlV-infect- HIV-infected people should always be considered disabled because the conta- death he should be allowed to take addi- ed people should be considered disabled should be allowed to tional precautions," McCarthy said. because of dangers involved in sex and gious and fatal nature of acquired immune deficiency syndrome severely limits their However, Breyer said that "after 15 childbearing. take additional years and hundreds of thousands of The lawyer for Bangor, Maine, dentist ability to have sex and bear children, said Abbott's attorney, Bennett Klein. deaths" from AIDS, there appeared to be Randon Bragdon argued that Bragdon precautions. no documented cases in which a dentist didn't illegally discriminate against an Some justices disputed whether HIV creates such a limit. John McCarthy caught the virus from a patient. HIV-infected woman by refusing to treat attorney Klein said unless HIV-infected people her at his office. Justices David Souter and Antonin Scalia suggested an HIV-infected person have clear protections under the law, The patient, Sidney Abbott, suffers no don't just call it a moral choice." many will hide the fact that they carry the AIDS symptoms and is not protected by faces a "moral choice" rather than an actu- al physical limit on an ability to have chil- Someone with bubonic plague would virus. " the Americans With Disabilities Act, attor- be considered disabled, added Justice The court never has decided a case ney John McCarthy said. dren. "I'm not sure that's what the statute is Stephen Breyer. involving an HIV-related issue or the dis- But Abbott's lawyer said lower courts Klein said the disability law aims to ability-bias law, signed in 1990 by correctly found that Bragdon violated the talking about," Souter said. protect people whose d^b^ries^/fect President Buifc. „0 .„„, ,_.„ ^, law, which bars cuscfvrunation against the However, Justice Anthony Kennedy said if a person with highly infectious their "day-to-day independent living and The Supreme Court is expected to have disabled in jobs, housing and public economic self-sufficiency," t)t}t J|iy infect- a decision by Yty-ffffi aecommedations.' v.Y.Y Y.'.Y.V tuberculosis- stays away from others, "we r 6 Thursday, April 2, 1998 THE BREEZE
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- ' " "»■ Thursday,. nurst April 2nd Oritlthe Commons 9t is not difference which immobilizes us, but silence. And there are so many silences to be broken." -Audre Corde r oisical "•"ON p Rally, Speak- Performances 1 ^"t and Marchl FOR MORE at 6:30pm at 7:30 INFORMATION Take Back the Night is an event that speaks to the strength of women. Despite messages that we receive about the safety of our university, the fact remains that we are not isolated CALL BRAD, from the environment of violence that invades the lives of women every moment. If you have ever wished that you could so something to make our world a safer place for women, KATHERYN then be on the Commons April 2nd. Learn from the speakers and presenters. Listen to and OR JULIA support the stories of survivors. Share your own story with others. Refuse to live in apathy while the violence continues to take its toll. ATX6699 Jor more info, call the Women's Resource Center at x3409. thanks to the DEADLINE: Harrisonburg junior Women's Ceague for providing this advertisement. APRIL 15 The Clothesline Project PC Ballroom 10:00am-6:00pm "'I . .. Bear Witness to Violence Against Women IN BRIEF THE BREEZE Thursday, April 2, 1998 '7 Wind' deflated from Titanic's sails Titanic leads domestic box office sales, but not if receipts are adjusted for inflation. The adjusted sales list in millions:
Gone with the Wind 1939 $1,299.4 Snow White and the Seven $1,034.3 * EARTH meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 305,5 p.m. Dwarfs 1937 Star Wars 1977 it Fellowship and dinner, Wesley Foundation, 5:30 p.m. Details: Ben, 434-3490. E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial 1982 S72S.4 it Fellowship and praise, sponsored by Baptist Student 101 Dalmatians 1961 $656.6 Union, BSU Center, 5:30 p.m. Details: BSU Center, $646.1 434-6822. Bambi 1942 ^^^^^^^ it Madison Mediators meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 402, Jaws 1975 $590.3 6 p.m. Details: Jessica, x7557. The Sound of Music 1965 $565.8 * New Life Singers, Wesley Foundation, 7 p.m. Details: The Ten Commandments 1956 $547.6 Ben, 434-3490. Return of the Jedi 1983 $540.5 it NAACP meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 306,7 p.m. $515.3 Sources: U.S. News & World Report. http://www.wa3hinffonpotl.com, * Folk Group practice, sponsored by Catholic Campus Titanic http:ffwWW.Hlaniaiumt.COtn, liitp://www.)(eocities.com/Paris Ministry, CCM House, 7:30 p.m. Details: Christina, THOMAS C. SCALA/ senior artisl 564-0871. it Prime Time, sponsored by Campus Crusade for Christ, F...V" •'•> m^~ ~ Harrisonburg Baptist Church, 7:45 p.m. :m it Contemporary Dance Ensemble concert, sponsored by l$$H«\ ^K? the School of Theatre and Dance, Latimer-Shaeffer Theatre, 8 p.m. Details: x6511. * Young Democratic Socialists meeting, Warren Hall, Allegheny Room, 8 p.m. Details: Josh, 574-1991. it Bible study, Wesley Foundation, 8:15 p.m. Details: Ben, ^t 434-3490. Four months after bill dispute "Titanic" director Cameron sinks FRIDAY restaurateur gets false teeth back head film critic in letter to LA. Times STOCKHOLM, Sweden — A man whose false teeth LOS ANGELES — He's won the Oscar, has the highest- it Rosary Group, sponsored by CCM, CCM House, grossing film in Hollywood history and stands to collect a 7:15 a.m. and 10:15 a.m. Details, Kara, 433-5340. were taken away because he couldn't pay a dental bill will get them back. / $ 100 million bonus. * JMU Breakdancing Club meeting, Godwin Hall, rm. The decision was announced hours after national And yet "Titanic" writer-director James Cameron isn't 137,4:30 p.m. Details: Kevork, 434-6989. media publicized his story. completely at peace: He has launched a counterstrike Ridha Bouhlal, who ate soup and pasta during the four against one of the movie's most persistent critics, the lead • Large Group, sponsored by InterVarsity Christian months since his teeth were removed, received media Los Angeles Times film reviewer. Fellowship, Harrison Hall, rm. A206,7 p.m. Details: Susie, attention Monday. Late that evening, country officials In a letter the Times published on the front page of x4075. who run the dental ward Bouhlal went to decided he Saturday's arts section, Cameron wrote that critic Kenneth Turan's open dislike of "Titanic" amounts to a * Bible study, sponsored by BSU, BSU Center, 7 p.m. could pay later. condemnation of all of show business. Details: BSU Center, 434-6822. "We have looked over the whole thing, and it's regrettable that someone has ended up caught between "It's not that he doesn't like some movies, as is a critic's # Contemporary Dance Ensemble concert, sponsored by two chairs, as we see it," Robert Persson, the country prerogative,"Cameron wrote. "It's that he doesn't like all the School of Theatre and Dance, Latimer-Shaeffer dental ward chief, told the Swedish news agency TT. movies. Theatre, 8 p.m. Details: x6511. Bouhlal, who owns a pizzeria in Kungsoer, some 120 He wrote/'Simmering in his own bile, year after year, he kilometers (75 miles) west of Stockholm, decided in 19% has become further and further removed from the simple, to have his removable dentures replaced with false teeth joyful experience of movie-watching, which, ironically, SATURDAY which are attached to screws implanted in the jaw. probably attracted him to the job in the first place." His restaurant was doing well and he foresaw no Turan did not immediately return a call for comment. it Madison Project CD Release Concert, sponsored by problem paying the bill of about 40,000 kronor ($5,000) The Times' executive film editor, Anne Hurley, Student Ambassadors. Wilson Hall Auditorium, 8 p.m. and everything went as planned with his upper teeth. defended Turan and said the paper has labored to be fair Details: Student Ambassador Office, x6417. Restaurant receipts began falling, but he went ahead in its treatment of "Titanic." Turan has criticized "Titanic" since its December • Contemporary Dance Ensemble concert, sponsored by with implants for the lower jaw. When he went in for the final adjustment after which opening, particularly Cameron's script. He called the the School of Theatre and Dance, Latimer-Shaeffer screenplay "a hackneyed, completely derivative copy of Theatre, 8 p.m. Details: x6511. he would have had to pay the bill in cash, according to usual practice, he didn't have the money and he dentist old Hollywood romances, a movie that reeks of removed the teeth. phoniness and lacks even minimal originality" Bouhlal was ineligible for help from Sweden's social "Worse than that," the critic wrote, many of the SUNDAY welfare system because he is a private businessman and characters "are cliches of such purity they ought to be # Mass, sponsored by CCM, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, such assistance could be considered by competing exhibited in film schools as examples of how not to write 11 a.m. and 5 p.m. Details: Christine, 574-0534. pizzerias as unfair aid. for the screen." — AP/newsfinder news service • Golden Key National Honor Society meeting, Taylor — AP/newsfinder news service Hall, rm. 306,4 p.m. Details: Susan, 801-7210. it Sunday Supper, sponsored by CCM, CCM House, 6:30 p.m. Details: Kara, 433-5340. it Contemporary worship service, sponsored by Wesley Foundation, Wesley Foundation, 7 p.m. Details: Ben, Preview Coming soon to The Breeze. . . 434-3490. 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Jed Wisniewski is a freshman SMAD major Jane Guschke is a freshman CSD major. Pat... A "your-honesty-was-touching" pat to the person who found my wallet outside Zane Showker Hall and delivered it to my house. Sent in by a very grateful student who is thankful you went out of your way and wishes more people
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR pays, she should at least be able to get a shirt. This com- essary and too quick to judge. Ring Premiere unsuccessful due to ment was not only disrespectful to the committee and oth- I'm not in any way playing favorites here. But I'm a ers who helped organize the premiere, but is also false. graphic design major myself, and Seth Thompson has students, not premiere coordinators long been a peer of mine. To The Editor: ArtCarved, this year's ring company, not JMU, paid for everything at the Ring Premiere. I didn't actually meet him until a month ago, but I The Class of 2000 Ring Premiere on March 25 was held find Seth to be a very intellectual and laid-back individual as an opportunity to attract students to purchase class This year's Ring Premiere was scheduled to last from who I enjoy talking with. rings. Most students who attended the premiere seemed 7:00 to 9:30 p.m., but fell through because everyone left after the prize giveaways ended around 8:30 p.m. Today, in a world where it's almost imperative that we to think the event was nothing more than a chance to look at everything with an open mind, one should notice obtain giveaways. Though sophomores who attended Only a few students actually stayed to look at the Ring Premier's supposed main attraction: the rings. that Seth's interpretation of the Greek system may actually were entitled to receive these giveaways, they in no way be right on the money. I've seen this to be the case with had a "right" to them, as the dart in Monday's Breeze Without interested students, the Ring Committee was forced to start cleaning up early. The Ring Premiere was a some Greek letter organizations, but not all. This may also assumes. be Thompson's opinion, which doesen't have to be liked, As a member of this year's Ring Committee, I was flop because students did not have their priorities straight. This year's Ring Committee worked hard to pull off a suc- but should be respected. I honestly believe that it would annoyed by the number of students who attended the pre take more than one comic strip to change everyone's per- miere solely to get a T-shirt or a glow necklace. cessful Ring Premiere. The attitude of some students who attended the pre- ception of the Greek community here at JMU. I find the Many simply grabbed the giveaways and left and a strip to be highly creative and humorous. few even returned a short time later empty-handed to miere was selfish and unfair to those who tried their best stock up on additional freebies. to make the premiere enjoyable and fun. Many Ring Committee members were insulted by one Certainly there is nothing wrong with wanting a free student who arrived very late and demanded a T-shirt. T-shirt or hors d'oeuvres, but coming specifically to When told that all the T-shirts were gone, she proceeded receive these things overshadowed the purpose of having to complain, claiming that for the amount of tuition she such freebies. Students were better off if they were honest with them- selves and skipped the event. Interested in writing for the Next time, let students who have a true interest in pur- Opinion Section for the 98-99 chasing a class ring enjoy the free T-shirts and giveaways. Caroline McNicholas year? There will he a meeting for sophomore English I'm the only black member of a historically southern and predominately white Greek letter organization, and I all returning &. new writers on don't see why everyone must attack Thompson and other Cartoonist well within boundaries of cartoonists for making people laugh. Thursday, April 2 at 5:1 5 in the taste, humor; shouldn't be criticized Mr. Vlcko, you and thousands of others at this univer- To the Editor: sity, including myself, laugh every Wednesday night at basement of This letter is in response to Derek Vlcko's letter con- Comedy Central's "South Park." It blatantly makes fun of cerning the subject of Seth Thompson's comic blacks, the handicapped, etc. It's just 30 minutes of "Somewhere Out There" in Monday's Breeze. "Somewhere Out There." Anthony-Seeder. Any questions' Rodney Roberts I myself am a brother of Kappa Alpha Order and a senior proud member of the JMU greek community. But with all- graphic design Call Kelly at \3846 due respect, I feel Vlcko's attack of Thompson was unnec- 12 Thursday, April 2, 1998 THE BREEZE NOW HIRING! SGA SCHOLARSHIP Network Services AVAILABLE is looking for personnel to provide technical assistance to clients in the CampusNet program starting this fall. 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- THE BREEZE Thursday, April 2, 1998 13 The Opinion Section is Dating at JMU: Is it nonexistent? looking for an artist to I remember the last few months before make a break for the door while trying to dinner and a movie? Meeting at a party my high school graduation waiting in remember the name of their "hook-up" where both people will undoubtedly be draw house blind naivete for the day when I would and events of the night before. drunk beyond recognition by the end of pack and leave for JMU. I felt like a mod- As a freshman, I definitely enjoyed my the night? For the sake of simplicity, I've editorial/political ern day Christopher Columbus discover- freedom and experienced non-commital cut my own definition down to the basics. ing a new world of promise, excitement, weekend excursions. The wild nature and In my opinion, a date is when two single challenge and different people. I was cer- utter chaos of JMU parties definitely serve people agree in advance to go out and be cartoons for the 1998' tain in a few weeks I'd meet the man of my a purpose; people eventually mature and seen in public together. dreams, and we'd proceed to have a long, realize there's more to life than chugging I believe it all comes down to commu- '99 school year. Please beautiful, fulfilling relationship that would beer and disappearing with the first ran- nication.Those seeking more than the obvi- eventually end in an elaborate wedding. dom person available. ous should be open about what you want. I wonder how many other incoming After three semesters of intense party- 1 imagine people don't talk about their feel- submit a cover letter, freshmen have that very same dream in ing, I began to exhaust my intellectual ings and what they really want in a rela- tionship too much because they're afraid the months _^_ resources. I began resume and five once their true intentions come out, the before their to long for nights other person will be either disgusted or departure when I could slip Breeze Reader's View into bed before frightened, and the result will be two samples to: for college. things people can't bear: loneliness and My orienta- midnight and rise tion to the — Amy Bafumo before sunset. rejection. The Breeze Boredom set in Despite the severity of being rejected, social scene communication still provides the security at JMU was when I attended Opinion Editor quite different than what I first imagined. parties that had exhilarated me in the past, of knowledge. For a lot of people, seeing someone they like only on the weekends, I found myself wading through three inch- and I felt like I'd been there and done that. when it's convenient, or when they're Gl, Anthony-Seeder es of stale beer while trying to avoid the This is when I decided I wanted something drunk, is more appealing than staying stampeding mob of fraternity boys on the more, and the real dating crisis at JMU home alone knowing their significant prowl for "fresh meat."It took me a few became evident. Hall months of partying among the fraternities I began lamenting my troubles to other doesn't want a commitment. That type of knowledge is for people and rushing a sorority to realize, that in friends. To my surprise, I found similar with character, maturity and self esteem. MSC 6805 terms of dating at JMU, chaos theory pre- issues existing in their lives. While we It's for people who realize it's better to be vails. Drunk people stumble through occasionally felt the need to "play the alone than with people that use their bod- James Madison crowded, dark, smoky basements in an field" and go wild our freshman year, in ies like tools for their own convenience. attempt to find their potential "hook-up" truth, all we wanted were relationships Are there any happy couples out there? for the night. The morning after a raging that were more substantial. This is merely University party on Greek Row is characteristically what happens when people mature I'm only a sophomore and I can't say I've seen or done it all. I jumped headfirst into noted by the array of scattered trash and a andrealize that life is more than a weekend the snakepit of the JMU social scene and Deadline: peculiar silence that goes unbroken until fling. about 2 p.m. when students finally emerge These experiences are what started my was lucky to come out unscathed. from their sleep. This is when hundreds thoughts about dating at JMU. What con- April 6 Amy Bafumo is a sophomore SMAD major shed their beer goggles and immediately stitutes a date? Two people going out to Scopy
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The first section has Kuzmick that' and 1 said, Watch me!'" senior writer as a vain ballerina idolized by the The two final pieces of the Latimer-Shaeffer Theatre will other dancers but quickly turns concert, both by faculty choreog- transform into a fishing hole, a into a different perspective from raphers, use numerous dancers music box and a WCW wrestling a male point of view. to fill the stage and send their match this weekend. Kuzmick, a student choreog- message to the audience. It is not by the power of rapher herself, dealt with a bro- The first is a playful piece by University Program Board, or ken toe to create her solo piece, Suzanne Miller titled "Goin' even the illusion of magic — it is "The Binding." Fishin." The dancers are sleeping the sheer imagery of the Staying within the safety of when the curtain rises, but soon Contemporary Dance Ensemble. the spotlight by using small begin to reel in fish while wear- The annual concert consists of movements, she supports herself ing overalls. eight pieces, choreographed by by her arms on a stool, conveying The piece is about "guys fish- students, faculty and guest chore- her message of "struggling with ing for girls," according to ographers. This year for the first dependence and defiance," Harvey, and contains two men comparing the size of their fish time, Associate Professor of Kuzmick said. and chasing the women around Dance Shane O'Hara directed the Not only did she choreograph show. her piece, but Kuzmick performs the stage. The final piece was choreo- O'Hara said his vision for the in four others and designed cos- performance includes a variety of tumes for fellow student choreo- graphed by O'Hara and uses the JORDAN INSELMANNI staff photographer grapher, senior Cortney Adams. words of poet Steven Jesse contemporary modern dance Bernstein to set the mood as per- pieces that invoke a wide range The costume is indicative of Students of the Contemporary Dance Ensemble (above), will put up formers move across the stage in of emotions from the audience. a show worth watching. The show runs today through April 4. the piece; it is a collage of Adams' Trying to work within the memories of her grandfather a variety of motions. er, Lepore, hails from George cult to convey on stage. Franklin Kircher, with pieces of O'Hara describes the work as boundaries of contemporary "electric" and said the piece is dance and also explore different Mason University. He builds on "It is really nice to see student Army uniform, twill scraps of a his international experiences in choreographers bringing this men's suit and pictures of eagles. only about 20 percent of a larger genres, O'Hara invited guests Ric work he has been choreograph- Rose and Jim Lepore to expose his piece, "Flexible Twigs of a side," O'Hara said. "It is much Adams, in "Me and F.K." ing for almost three years. the ensemble to their individual Certain Species." more difficult to be humorous expands on experiences with her Senior Elizabeth Kuzmick, than intense." grandfather through her move- As director, O'Hara said "The styles. quality of work shines through Rose, an associate professor of also a dancer in the work, said it Many student pieces were ment. every piece performed during the theater at the University of was almost like "a nomadic bom earlier in the year for dance Another student choreogra- tribe." composition class but have since pher, senior Jen Harvey, deals concert." Florida, created the work titled The transformation of many Although O'Hara appreciates grown and changed. with the break-up with her "Chemical Brothers/Psychedelic of the pieces took months of Sisters." Driving sound moves the work of the the guest choreo- Eisenhower began her piece boyfriend who loved wrestling in graphers, he claims he is especial- in September. Her work, "A her piece "Raw." , work for dancers and choreogra- the performers into various phers alike. In the long run, twists and turns, using more tra- ly proud of the student choreog- Dysfunctional Display," was "It is a spoof on WCW," raphers' pieces in the concert. originally an improvisation about Harvey said. "It was in reaction maybe it did take a little bit of ditional jazz movements mixed magic to finally bring the concert with contemporary motions. Some of them are humorous, vanity stemming from a music to my ex-boyfriend. We were to stage. The other guest choreograph- which he said can be very diffi- box type of idea, but has now watching it and he said 'I bet tcWM Thing:" Wet, but not so unld and Matt Dillon) completely wasted, and the inarticulate by Brent Bowles ______"acting" of Denise Richards (an alumna of "Starship MOVIE TRIVIA Troopers") is so painfully apparent that even the most staff writer inattentive viewer can't help but cringe. At least "Wild Things" isn't trying to be anything "Wild Things" is one of those movies where at least Name the following: more than sleaze. There are moments when it appears every cast member is at one point the prime suspect: •Title of the movie director John McNaughton wants his film to reach Could it be Richard's promiscuous rich girl? Campbell's •Character(s) who said the quote Hitchcockian heights, but these weak references and an rebellious bad girl? Bacon's upstanding detective? Or overdose of atmosphere only serve to strengthen the feel- perhaps Dillon's guidance-counselor-with-a-past (there's ing of worthlessness which pervades the entire movie. a contradiction)? Who's got the several million dollars in reparations isn't important. Who's in bed with who is what we should be worrying about, dagummit. After "Up there it's their time. 106 minutes of stupendously obvious obfuscation, it rums out Neve is behind it all. Duh, she gets top billing. But down here it's our It doesn't help any that the film is so full of head-slap- ping symbolism and dull Hitchcock homage. time, it's our time down McNaughton feels it necessary to bombard us with Thick and shifty plots are in vogue these days, so sweaty actors and shots drenched in Floridian atmos- here." writer Stephen Peters probably fancies himself quite the phere, and he appears to find these characters full of genius for fashioning the ultra-slick "Wild Things" script. depth and darkness. Instead of keeping the audience on the edge of their seats We're reminded of dozens of great Hitchcock master- pieces every time McNaughton shows us close-ups of (unsny UE3S) A35|ij^ Xq pies with a handful of engaging carefully placed twists and ..saiuooo 3m„:uiojj turns (a la "L.A. Confidential"), this movie throws so alligators (they're predators too, get it?), but I guess many unnecessary surprises our way that by the time it's we're not supposed to understand the allegory until the half over the human brain is so numbed into confusion 15th time! Not to mention composer George S. Clinton's ~\r* that the idiocy of further twists go unnoticed. outrageous lifts from Bernard Herrmann's classic 1958 LEVEL OF DIFFICULTY: / • Of course if you put a quartet of pretty faces on screen "Vertigo" score. 1\A.' W and drag them through a number of hilariously This continues even after the credits roll, as SCALE OF DIFFICULTY: overblown sexual situations, the movie's core audience McNaughton and Peters choose to fill us in on what One kernel Two kernels Three kernels Four kernels (those who find Aarqn Spelling's TV drek akin to actually took place before the movie began. Among the Easy Medium Hard Difficult Scripture) will clap With glee. It doesn't take much to see images, we see Bacon shooting himself iri the arm. rx :.'.(S\A .n 'a trio of talented actors (Neve Campbell, Kevin Bacon "Wild Things" did the same to itself long before now. J_ 16 Thursday, April 2, 1998 THE BREEZE SATURDAY, APRIL 4th 8:00 P.M. Wilson Hall (Doors open at 7:00 P.M.) 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M.A.C.R.o.C.K. by Sarah Kain Saturday showcase senior writer Tonight the Stratford Players temporarily abandon the campus confines of Theatre II and move Afternoon Show Locations their usual repertoire of experi- mental theater to the smaller, 401 House cozier corner of the arts-friendly Daytime Show Little Grill. Starts 2:00 p.m. With two one-act plays, "Mint Juleps" by senior theater major James Pinkowski and "4-H Club" The Funkhouse by playwright Sam Shepard, a group of five student actors com- Santana's Meal Showcase pare and contrast the dynamics Starts 2:00 p.m. of male and female friendships and explore the function and importance of memory in rela- Harrison Street Block Party tionships. Block Party-ska and Garage Rock "Mint Juleps," which pre- Starts 2:00 p.m. miered as part of the Directors' Fest in December, focuses on two » female characters attempting to Court Square rekindle a friendship that ended Redeye Distribution Showcase with the advent of adulthood. "It's about the loss of child- Starts 2:30 p.m. hood and the loss of innocence," says senior theater major Kristin Hathaway, who plays the role of Early Evening Show Locations Carol. "It deals a lot with how quickly time moves and life goes The Spaghetti House on." Indie Rock Both Hathaway and senior Starts 6:00 p.m theater major Jane Rupp, who plays Ruby, say this new produc- tion of "Mint Juleps" accomplish- es more than the original The Artful Dodger Director's Fest production. In Blues, Jazz and Experimental December, Rupp says, the one- Starts 6:30 p.m. act play was more grounded in realism, as if the audience was "looking through a peephole at J. Willoby's Roadhouse two people in a cafe." WXJM, Telempathy and Town and Campus present: "I think this production is PHOTO COURTESY OF SARAH KAIN Starts 7:00 p.m. more interesting," she adds. "It Dave Dalton (left) and Kristin Hathaway (right) rehearse for "Mint gets the point across of what Juleps," a one-act play, at The Little Grill. we're trying to do better. It's much more active. We're not just plays the role of Bob. "[They're] rehearsals. Night Show Locations trying to tell a story through people our age with their lives in "It makes it easier to commu- inflections in our voice, but front of them, but they aren't nicate," Terlep says. "We all sort through our actions." doing anything to experience that of think in the same way, and we The Biltmore Bar and Grill By adding more surreal ele- life. all have the same ideas about the- WXJM Urban Dept. Showcase ments to the stage direction, "It's a lot of talk without ater." Rupp, Hathaway and senior the- action and a lot of action without Hathaway adds, "We've all purpose," Beck adds. "There's worked with each other in some i.l.UHH. '^'"J^'V d» minoiwur"*'-"- YOU'RE GOING TO VOLUNTEERS NEEDED iMFRfSTtd JN hclpiNq? 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M llroom,TV JMU Campus • Doors open■,....• at 7 p.m. Wed., April 8 Call x3343 at 8:30 a.m. to sign up Entire Conference* - $20 Adv./$30 Day Of for a time to schedule, beginning ♦Price includes all shows Friday and Saturday, Panel Discussion, April 13. and Label Exposition Fri., April 10 Appointment times will be posted Friday Show Only - $10 Adv7$13 at Door outside the Events & Conferences Tickets available for Friday Show at all Plan 9 locations and Warren Office, Warren Hall 302. Hall Box Office, 568-7960 Mon., April 13 SCHEDULING BEGINS! Hie Get Up Kids The X-ecutftonen The Blue Rag Come by the Events & Conferences Office at appointment time to make reservations. • Please make sure the two designated members that will be making all club reservations have attended a Nuts and Bolts Workshop prior to April 13. • Look for more information and details in your club boxes. Questions? Call Events & Conferences Office at x6330. iiin«>V *m ■**- . - ■ « I I I I -I April Fools' > 11 ti V Blast from the Past When you think of newspapers, you think of stories that are ■Vni*^^, completely serious. There isn't any room to joke around. Unless, of course, it's April Spaz Fools' Day and you're reading a Breeze. !0 c During its 75 year history, The Breeze's ["•" MII.V pages have been home to many serious sto- The Breeze no longer produces April !■««u Fools' issues for insurance reasons, but the ■'«•!■» f* JBU* day has an illustrious history in the pages \f—mt of this paper. The insanity began in trie 1940s wnen staffs first got 'creative" with JJ=C , their page design. Staffers left blank '••?"-«« space in the columns and ran copy "-"««. *"«» upside down. In the 1950s, faux front pages were designed for the first time. As the nmes produced more freedom in the 1960s and '70s, the April Fools' Cand issues became even more original ^ effort fnJ y K 8661 '? Hv'-^psiniLL 3Z33UQ 3H1 ^ Sherman Dillard named VP Joins Carrier in race for Democratic nomination by Jules Whitcover Scholastic All-American told reporters. "As long as I get time off n Madison College President to shoot some layups." Ronald Carrier today named The Dillard announcement Dukes basketball star Sherman ended speculation that Carrier Dillard as his vice-presidential run- would pick football great Bernard ning mate in the race for the Slayton to share the ticket with Democratic nomination. him. "Sherm's on top in every cate- According to informed sources gory," Carrier said. "I feel he can in the Carrier campaign, Slayton carry the ball for us all the way." was perceived as being "too bru- Carrier made the announce- tal." ment at a press conference in the "Fullbacks are tough guys," I Rl Purple and Gold room of the col- one aide told me. "Sherm's a real lege's gymnasium, which has crowd pleaser." served as Carrier's campaign head- Carrier took the opportunity to 1:111 quarters since he first declared his renew his pledge "to put America candidacy last week. back on the map through athlet- Dillard, who co-hosted the ics." press conference, said he was "Look what I did to Madison in JMU Basketball star Sherman pleased with his new role in poli- just four years," he said. "I can do Dillard has been selected as tics. r > Carrier's running mate for the the same to the country in that upcoming election. "I'm all in favor of it," the same amount of time." ia»ame in the "Wilson Hall" stadium. Students say leBn the astroturf much more than on the grass that God booked for April concert date by Sally Queen In what he called a "long shot," Campus Program Board director Jerry Weaver has booked God April 10 for an engage- ment at the Warren Campus Center Attic. Weaver, had originally intended to hold the event at Godwin Hall; however, the facility was already reserved for a putt-putt golf tournament. "Besides," Weaver added, "I wasn't sure he'd sell; in fact, I almost signed Bobby Sherman instead." Sherman's contract fell through, Weaver said, so he decided to "go with God." • "He has a really dynamite 12-man back-up group," Weaver said "It will be the best gig since we got The Moonies for that outdoor concert a few weeks ago." Weaver added that he didn't anticipate the problems with God which were encountered with the Moonies, when they were thrown off campus for soliciting. "Still, I got Him a permit, just in case." SEE THE TITANS BATTLE OVER THE I ^ Jock itch called epidemic at JMU v by Ben Gay STATE BUDGET < A jock itch epidemic could cause the cancel- !0f [,rAKHING A CAST or JJ06 JfOG /0,00c I 1$LA W">n of all fall sports activities at Madison next year? me Wlieeze learned late yesterday. pjfftcrcoBY o-JSTour ^<\ vt^ According to head trainer Robbie Lester, the epidemic has • WfttrrcN BY R.ewms^^£t. \ I ^V touched all phases of the Madison athletic program. Not even the golf team has been spared," he said, while RlHEMMt scratching himself with a pitching wedge. "The stuff has spread everywhere." T<> complicate the situation, Madison's vast supply of Cruex SwKcsrcp sP"-ay, used to combat the itch, has been completed exhausted. PG We're down to D-Hall's last box of corn starch," he said, D J. Slowl parodkd tbt rriatkmihlp bciwtcn Dr. Carrier and (k»v. Mil* Godwin, April 1,1977. scratching his head. "I don't know what we will do when it runs out." 3Z3HH9 3HX 8661 'Z |udy'Aepumij. OS I— — 22 Thursday, April 2, 1998 THE BREEZE *Are you interested in making a difference atJIAIl? I AppllCATIONS ARE NOW I AVAllAblE FOR STUdENT A REPRESENTATIVES FOR »- . i > /I COMMISSIONS ANd / COMMITTEES FOR THE / 1 998-99 CAlENdAR / VEAR. PlCk Up REGISTRATION IS ONLY A PHONE / AppllCATIONS IN THE CALL AWAY. / SCA OFFICE, / TAVIOR 254. CAII ARE YOU READY? / VICE PRESidENT ^^ ANdy SORENSEN IF YOU CANT REMEMBER YOUR PIN S ATX6576 WITH NUMBER, BRING YOUR JAC CARD TO qUESTIONS. WARREN HALL 504. 1 ^7 Student Organization Services woufd Cifte to announce the winners of the THE ARMY CAN HELP YOU GET A $40,000 EDGE 1998LEADERSHIP ON COLLEGE. CELEBRATION^ The Army can help you get an edge on life and earn up to \ $40,000 for college through the Montgomery GI Bill plus the Army College Fund. C o n g r a I u I a tio n s Here's how it works. Enlist IMII Loaders. Omanizat ions. \dvisors& hwrra for four years. You then con- tribute $100 a month for the Student ( uinnuuiify Service Awaid - Mat M(( ollougli first year from your $11,100 Taylor Award - Kevin Orunkomeyer first year salary. The Army Carrier Award - Kristy W«-eks cv; orm.-k L*roiiAi THE BREEZE Thursday, April 2, 1998 23 •+ Loch Ness Dino Surfaces on Newman Lake! Dinosaur-like serpent finds cozy home at bottom ofJMU's scenic spot by Brenda Starr so upstanding students shouldn't worry," Contributing Writer heJfid . __,,.. . One member of the scientific community. The Loch Ness monster has a relative at Leonard Nimoy, was particularly excited James Madison University, according to a about the discovery. world renowned hunter of the unusual. "I'll be there as soon as I can to film Angus McTavish of the Glasgow footage for my show," Nimoy exclaimed Organization for Sea Serpent Hunters from the site of his show's most recent (GOSSH) says he found such a creature, a episode, "In Search of My Car Keys " hardus tobeleevus, living on the bottom of Dino is said to be of the hardus Newman Lake. tobeleevus family McTavish says the and the serpent is about six suffalupagus stories tall, as long as a it species. He has a football field and good Dino makes an ideal timid personality with children. but students -Dino (McTavishs household pet" should beware of name for it) makes an $ the mean streaks ideal household pet," characteristic of said the 84-year-old the suffalupagus family. Serpent firstrHSlrrlinn man to spot Dino S^g^C £SS FSpecialistlintstone Dr.Fred says Several residents of Greek Row spotted the that Dino-like creatures have the tendency serpent two months ago. When they to go on wild -ampages, and that he reported the sighting to Campus Security, wouldn't be surprised if Dino were to they were arrested for drunkenness in stomp down every building on this public. campus. Is Dino a hazard to the lakeside "I kept one as a pet for 13 years until it community? McTavish doesn't think so. got mad and squashed my house. My wife "The kind of students who fall into the Wilma made me get rid of him after that BARNEY RVBBLEJstaff photographer lake are your lower-class, drunken riff-raff, Yabba dabba doo," Flintstone said. The Loch nessesque serpent, Dino, which dwells in Newman Lake, surfaces for the camera. Dino has been sighted numerous times by students. ■m 1 Breweries for residence halls planned, students set to party by T.K. Bru to Newman Lake, thus satisfying the Staff Writer Lakeside residents. "The efficiency of the Fredrickson Beginning next semester, experimental Alcohol System for Transport of Excessive brewery policy will go into effect at James Delirium should be a model for all Madison University. progressive institutions of higher learning This experimental policy forms a major in the country," according to JMU step in liberalizing campus alcohol control, president Ronald Carrier. "And ya gotta according to Mike Webb, director of admit, the name of the product (Ronnie residence halls. Different brewery systems Beer) is kinda catchy." will be developed for each area of campus, A survey indicates overall approval of he said. the experimental breweries, yet many In the Bluestone complex, beer will be students have reacted negatively to some brewed in the basement boilers. The rules which will be implemented in beverage will then be pumped into teach conjunction with the breweries. room via radiators. The objectionable rules are as follows: When questioned about how residents Persons will not be allowed to congregate would react to the absence of heat in the in groups of more than one while rooms, George Marcum, superintendent of partaking of the beer. If groups consist of building sand grounds, replied, "We are more than one person, one participant compensating for this difficulty by must chug while all the others present installing pipes from each toilet to the recite as much of the JMU Honor Code as individual rooms which will be designed possible. If any participant is unable to to take advantage of urinal heat recite the code, he or she will be assigned transference. I have dubbed this to the Guzzlers who are Unable to Express innovative setup the Positive Internal the Statutes of Truth list. Superheating System." "I can't understand why anybody Another brewing method will be used in wouldn't want to follow these rules," said all residence halls in the Village. Bob Snyder, president of the Honor ' CAM RASShtaff photographer Machinery will be installed in Council. "I can recite the code in my Frederickson Hall, home of Ted Dalton, sleep." Holy Squirrel! where beer will be processed for the Senior ISAT major Al Pounder disagrees. An abstract statue of James Madison was placed on the Quad in front of consumption of all Village residents. "I think we should all be able to drink Wilson Hall after being approved by the State Art Commission. A network of canals will be dug to ■ ^OMU^S-finest jo peace The consumption i- ^' transport beer from Fredrickson to other - ofakohdlS^--|f»eahLf»^VBgi».>|»-. buildings. The overflow will be channeled honor isn't an issue," he said*. J 24 Thursday, April 2, 1998 THE BREEZE *E^rice J^ is Regular Students Only (with JAC Card) NAILS Full Set $25 $20 New to Harrlsonburg! 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Main St., Ramada Inn Harrisonburg, VA 434-9981 I __JI SPORTS THE BREEZE Thursday, April 2, 1998 25 MU cools off, downed by U. of Delaware, 9-6 iamond Dukes need to rebound in time far crucial weekend series with CAA-Ieader Richmond Spiders DYLAN BOUCHERLE/ptoto fdifor lunior second baseman Nate Turner slides safely back to second base after an aborted attempt to steal third base in yesterday's action against the University of Delaware. , \ Turner has five stolen bases this season and knocked Blue Hen pitching for two hits yesterday. both junior Nate Turner and he lasted seven innings and In Gene Holson sophomore Eric Bender, each of recorded 10 strikeouts. Contributing writer whom had an RBI. Kevin Razler, "I'm glad to be getting a lot of UPCOMING SCHBOULB one of the hottest JMU hitters of relief work going into conference Coming off this weekend's late, added a two-run single. play," New said. April a at Radford. 3PJIL fweep of lowly Brown The Colonials rallied in the New needs only seven more Jniversity, JMU baseball started ninth, however, scoring three relief outings to tie the JMU le week by running into some runs, two of which were record for most appearances by a April 4 Richmond [DH]. [ougher ball clubs in George unearned. The key play occurred relief pitcher. April 5 Richmond ipjn. Vashington University and the when, with the bases loaded and In the loss, sophomore T Riley Jniversity of Delaware. one out, a ground ball slipped and senior Corey Hoch extended The Dukes lost a heart-break- past the glove of Bender at third their career-high hitting streaks fcr Tuesday when they traveled to base, allowing two runs to score to 15 games. Razler continued his (ace GWU, falling 5-4 as the and the go-ahead run to advance torrid hitting, going 3-for-4. .olonials rallied for three runs in to third. Razler is now 10-for his last-16. |he bottom of the ninth. The The loss was a tough one for Despite the ups-and-downs ikes returned home yesterday the Dukes to swallow. the young JMU pitching staff is id fell 9-6 to a red-hot Delaware "The whole team has been up continuing to improve. :am that __^___^_^^ _^_^_^^__^_ and down "We've got a lot of young las now recently," guys, so we're trying to build up /on 13 We can beat anybody JMU head our confidence," New said. raight. coach "We're a little low right now, but The when we're focused. Spanky we've got a big weekend coming hikes car- McFarland up." led a 5-2 Spanky McFarland said. The Dukes will play at tad into JMU baseball head coach "We're Radford University tomorrow as |»e bottom trying to they gear up for a huge weekend the ninth get a bit series against CAA leader jainst the Colonials on the more continuity. We can beat University of Richmond. rength of a career-best perfor- anybody when we're focused." The Spiders are currently 10-1 [ance by pitcher Blair DeHart. Junior Jason White took to the in the conference and own a 22-7 ie sophomore went 8 1/3 mound for his first start of the record overall. lings, striking out a career-high year against Delaware, who The Dukes will try to counter while only yielding two free upped their record to 16-4 with the Spider's torrid offense with i psses. the win. White struggled, lasting three of their top pitchers. [DeHart's] past four outings, only two innings and giving up Junior Aaron Sams (6-2, 3.91 ^'s made unbelievable strides." five runs on five hits. ERA) and sophomore Nic Herr pitching coach Terry Junior Ryan New entered the (4-0, 4.36) go to the mound in the neysaki- • gamejn.rehef of White in the ( t jatujday Rouble-header, and will DYLAN BOUCHERLE/p/iofo editor The PfrRcsTuffpej"ahffifr, -Thjrc) "inning'.ajid p'tctreM JWl .*! close. uV.series with DeHart tak- Junior catcher Bob Smoker makes contact with Blue-Hen'pitching anks to two-hit games from The sidearmer set career bests as ing the hill Sunday (2-5,6.23). yesterday. The Dukes have now dropped two in a row. 26 Thursday, April 2, 1998 THE BREEZE 4 CRAFT Wtfeointtotfct HOUSE _-"\r place cCoined in leopard and sharkshin. -Atn era bathed in •Discontinued wooden eift items that aimtets, hi-batts, straiaht-up, on the rochs. 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Like with my had to adjust before she could way to pump up her team. out on the field and give 110 per- assisting — they know I am ascend to the leadership role she To say the least, the JMU "When she feels good and is cent of whatever she has. We going to feed them. We all work now fills so well. She also had to lacrosse team's offense is on a happy the team really responds," play against each other a lot and real hard. They push me as much fill the void left by Shelly Klaes, roll. JMU has outscored its oppo- JMU head coach Jennifer Ulehla practice can get pretty intense, as I push them. I couldn't have JMU's career assist leader, who nents 95-65 in its eight games this said. "She likes to have fun and but we can still walk off the field done any of this without them. I graduated last year. season. Six times the eighth- laugh and enjoy herself. She's and be best friends." just came up big with some of the "This year has been kind of ranked Dukes have posted dou- feeding well off the team and the On the other hand, Riley gives points. Everyone else made hard because coming into it, I ble-digit goals in a single game. team is feeding off of her. They most of the credit to her team- things happen." knew I had all the pressure on Last week, the Dukes ripped pre- work together." mates. When it comes to her pro- Riley — twice the CAA Player me," Riley said. "I've worked to viously unbeaten Temple Riley's teammates are also lific scoring, she claims she just of the Week in a season that is not put myself under that pres- University, now ranked seventh quick to recognize both her skill happens to be in the right place at only three weeks old — has had sure. I used to, if I had a bad *»•?* in the nation, 15-6. and her unselfish style of play. the right time. no problem making the best of shooting game, kind of give up. A big reason for the offensive "(Playing with Riley] is inspir- "It's a team thing," Riley, an her scoring opportunities this Now I know you can't do that - success the Dukes are currently you take yourself out of the enjoying is junior attacker Megan game. If you have a bad shooting Riley. day, do other things that you Riley is the nucleus of the know you can do well. Just keep Dukes' offensive game, and she going." has posted outstanding numbers Ulehla gives Riley an enor- this season. Riley is the CAA mous amount of credit for work- leader in points (41) and assists ing as hard as she has to get to (18) and ranks second in goals in were she is now. the conference with 23. In the "She's a very gifted athlete, but Dukes' last game against Towson she has worked hard over the last University, ranked 13th at the couple years to improve her own time, Riley netted three goals and individual game," Ulehla said. registered five assists. "She was put in the limelight "I'm happy so far," the modest early on and worked through Riley said. "I just hope I can keep that pressure. She realized she it up." had to step up." To understand what Riley Step it up Riley has, as she is means to the Dukes goes beyond cjosing in on the several JMU the numbers; there is so much records. Riley is currently fourth more to her game. all-time at JMU for assists in a * * Riley, a preseason All- career, only 20 behind Klaei American, raises the level of play record of 71. Riley's 126 pom's of her teammates. She changes DYLAN BOUCHERLE/;>/ic>M editor puts her seventh in JMU history, the face of the game not only by Junior Megan Riley has been named CAA Player of the Week two times in a season that is just three scoring but by doing the little weeks old. Riley is the CAA leader in points and assists and ranks second in goals. see RILEY page 31 Betar, Bosch to NCAA's JMU DIAMOND Dunes' STATISTICS Gymnasts qualify for Regionals, freshman Statistics as of March 29,1998 Betar 'probable' after practice ankle injury PI.AYF.RS AVG SI.G OBA GP-GS AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB-CS Miller .440 .573 .476 24-20 75 24 33 7 16 6 8 4-1 peting," Burke said. Hoch .422 .59.8 .492 28-28 102 41 43 10 2 20 15 6 8-2 by Seth Burton Missing the regionals would be a bit- Razlcr .385 .615 .464 25-24 96 29 37 9 2 3 18 13 20 10-5 .373 .480 .440 75 15 28 0 I 14 9 15 9-6 sports editor ter end to an otherwise successful season White, G 21-21 5 for Betar. The freshman took advantage Turner .316 .602 .387 28-28 98 21 31 9 2 5 26 II 20 5-4 James Madison University will be well of numerous injuries amongst the Dukes Riley .316 .389 .343 28-28 95 20 30 4 0 I 18 4 12 16-2 .314 .353 .435 23-19 51 13 16 I 0 4 8 7 8-1 represented at the NCAA Regional to fill in at the all-around position. Thompson 0 Golden .308 .346 .457 17-10 26 2' 8 I 0 0 2 4 14 1-1 Gymnastics Championships when it "Allyson responded/'Burke said. "If Bender .302 .523 .402 27-27 86 19 26 7 0 4 24 9 II 3-2 begins April 4. not for the injuries, she definitely would Smoker .286 .385 .356 19-18 52 I? 15 2 0 I 9 6 8 3-2 Freshman Allyson Betar is scheduled not have competed as much." ll.iimi.in .279 .500 .316 27-23 86 18 24 5 I 4 25 6 9 11-1 to leave for the Southeast Regional at the Betar responded by leading the Coder .250 .250 .333 6-3 8 I 2 0 0 0 0 1 I 1-1 University of Georgia where she will com- Dukes to a third-place finish at the ECAC Tchonica .III III .III 13-2 18 0 2 0 (I 0 I 0 30 0-0 pete in the individual all-around competi- Championships. tion. Senior co-captain Greg Bosch quali- After only one season of collegiate JMU .331 .487 .402 28-28 891 217 295 59 7 22 180 95 132 81-28 fied in the vault event and will attend the gymnastics, Betar ranks eighth on the Opponents .312 .458 .385 28-28 950 190 2% 62 I 25 167 101 181 42-8 East Regional at the University of JMU career list in the vault with a per- Massachusetts. sonal best mark of 9.475. "She's a hard PITCHERS ERA W-L GP-GS CG SHO SV IP H R ER BB SO HBP (VAG White, J 3.60 0-0 6-0 0 5.0 5 5 2 3 5 I .238 How much Betar will be able to com- worker," Burke said. Sams 3.91 6-2 9-7 0 48.1 43 26 21 15 48 4 .229 | pete is still up in the air after she suffered In making his second consecutive trip Hen- 4.36 4-0 9-6 0 43.1 55 28 21 II 30 4 .309 a severely sprained ankle during practice to the regionals, Bosch continues the White, G 5.50 2-2 8-5 2 36.0 41 25 22 7 37 2 .283 Tuesday night. mastery he has been weaving all season. James 5.59 2-1 8-3 1 19.1 38 23 12 8 15 I .404 "We're doing everything that we pos- Bosch's successful year was recognized DeHart 7.52 2-4 6-6 26.1 31 25 22 17 15 5 .295 I sibly can," gymnastics coach Roger Burke when he was announced as one of eight New 8.10 0-2 111 20 34 19 18 9 16 5 .391 said. "She will probably be able to repre- finalists for the Nissen-Emory award, Bear 9.28 0-1 9-0 10.2 17 12 II 7 2 I .354 | sent JMU." given to the nation's top male senior Corn well 9.82 0-0 5-0 7.1 14 10 8 5 5 I .412 According to Burke, Betar has been gymnast. Smith 10.57 0-0 6-0 7.2 15 10 II 9 0 .238 [undergoing extensive therapy including Bosch is ranked 13th in the Eastern Howcll 14.73 0-0 4-0 3.2 6 6 II 4 0 .353 [ massage and whirlpool baths. Region on the vault and ranks among 'JMU 6.01 16-12 28-28 227.2 296 190 152 101 ■rav?4".:3w "We are as positive as we positively JMU's top ten performers in the pommel Opponents 6.78 12-16 28-28 219 295 217 165 95 132 18 .331 I can be about having [her] there and com- horse, still rings and parallel bars. 28 Thursday, April 2, 1998 THE BREEZE 4rArArAArArArA You hung out with us for the SuperBowl. South View Apartments i You party with us on Thursdays* would like to But, have you tried 2 Congratulate our FOOD? Kim Turner Great Food* Great Fun* W as being I lie winner oT a free years rent! No Foolin' Stop by and pick-up your Lunch Card to flfcTMT *>Y T4 Y4T4 earn savings today! March special extended thru April! •*. Jobs Fantastic career opportunities in Washington, DC and the Virginia suburbs, with Fortune 500 firms, Government Contractors, National HW'^Tif Associations and others. 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In other words, nearly triple the men's NCAA basketball field of 64 teams, and of these, Henriques made it to the Final Four This yearly championship attracts col- legians from across the nation to compete in weight classes of 20-pound increments, ranging from the minuscule (104 pounds) to the intimidating (315 pounds). Each lifter participates in three events: bench press, squat thrust and dead lift. Henriques' numbers in the 198 pound bracket were 345, 525 and 545 pounds, respectively. To crunch some more num- bers, Henriques lifted the average male (160 pounds) nearly nine times. To make it blatantly simple, he lifted a whole lot of weight. "Those three exercises measure total COURTESY OF TIM HENRIQUES body strength," Henriques said. "You get Henriques in action as he lifts 345 pounds in the bench press competition at the USA PowerLifting Championships in Fort three attempts in each one and you take Worth, Texas. Henriques finished fourth out of 160 power lifters in the 198 pound weight class. your highest lift in each." power lifting — like in all athletics — is a in action — as many often inconspicuous- Of course, every lifter in Fort Worth Apparently, his total body strength is structured and demanding training sched- ly stop their own workout to catch a surely followed a rigid workout regime not too shabby, no surprise if you take a ule. Henriques is no weekend warrior. He glimpse of the grunting hulk thrusting and had some talent to go with it, so what look at his hulking stature. Henriques can be found pumping iron in the UREC unreal amounts of weight — the serious set Henriques apart from the 156 who may very well have scared away a large weight room anywhere from four to six nature of Henriques' workout is largely trailed him? portion of the contestants before the days a week. For anyone who may see him quite obviously apparent. "It's [the difference between the best event began. and the rest] pretty much hard work and whoever trains the most," Henriques said. "It takes a lot of effort, but you've got It takes a lot of effort, to have the right program. Otherwise you're not going to get anywhere." but you've got to have Like all top-flight performers, // Henriques' efforts exceed the basic feats the right program. of strength. He is also a student of the sport. A kinesiology major, his studies fit per- Tim Henriques fectly with his hobby, if you can call it JMU senior powerlifter that. He also compliments his classroom studies on nutrition, wellness and body Also representing JMU at the champi- mechanics by reading-up on power lifting. onships were Chris Tarbell (Henriques' "I'm a kinesiology major, so that helps training partner at UREC), Mike Basgier me a lot," he said. "And I read anything I and David Hierholder. Of these three, can get my hands on." Tarbell is the most accomplished, having In many ways, Henriques hardly dif- garnered every Virginia state power lift- fers from most other lifters you'll see it. ing record (in the dead lift, bench press any Gold's, World's or university gym. and squat thrust) in the 19 years-and- For him, weight lifting is a vehicle for under division. Not surprisingly, emotions and constant self-improvement, Henriques holds each record in the 20-23 as well as a way to stay in top condition year old division. Quite a training pair. and win competitions. Like most power lifters, Henriques' "[Power lifting] gives me an outlet to venture into competitive lifting was push myself to the limit," said the record spumed not by the sport itself, but by his setter, who plans a fifth year at JMU partly weight training for high school football. in order to gain another year of collegiate "I played football in high school, and athletic eligibility. "There's always some- that got me into weight lifting," thing to work for, you can still try to put Henriques said. "I found out I was kind up ten more pounds." of strong, so I've been doing it since then. From here Henriques will participate" I've been competing for the last two in the Virginia state championships in years." November and end his collegiate career at Now that Henriques is in an elite class the nationals in March, attempting to of power lifters, this "kind of strong" ath- improve upon his fourth place finish. lete has obviously learned the power of . . . COURTESY OF TIM HENRIQUES If he continues at his current pace tfr uhas&iaBKStt3L'.- fff&muff* -. •Henriques finishes off his squat at the USA PowerLifting Champioships, hoisting 525 success, he may put up that extra ten Going hand-in-hand with success in pounds into the air. Henriques also dead lifted 545 pounds. pounds, or another average sized rRan. 30 Thursday, April 2, 1998 THE BREEZE Need Cash? 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On the field she has fun but is 230 RBIs; if the pitching can by Dan Sullivan former Expos that left or were has a chance to break the Dukes' driven by the desire to win. Off somehow find a legitimate num- traded for more cash: Larry record for points in a season. the field she is relaxed. contributing writer ber one starter, they are formida- Walker, Marquis Grissom, The reason for Riley's success "When she is on the field her ble enough to challenge Moises Alou, Jeff Fassero, Jeff is really quite simple — she loves work ethic is incredible," There's a saying in Chicago Cleveland. Shaw, Mike Lansing, Henry what she is doing. She has Banbury said. "Her head is in it that hell will freeze over before 3. Detroit Rodriguez and John Wetteland. learned how to handle the pres- all the time and she is always the Cubs win a World Series. Comment: One year away; 5. Philadelphia sure and still have fun on the focused. But when it's time to Such phrases come about when a Tony Clark may be most under- field. not be on the field, she is fun to team finishes above .500 only rated hitter in the game; Justin NL CENTRAL: "I'm just having fun," Riley be with and she is hilarious. four times in 40 years arid goes 90 Thompson a solid number one 1. St Louis said. "Thaf s when I play the best. There is never a dull moment." years without winning a champi- starter. Comment: Tony LaRussa If you're not having fun, why do Of her teammates, who are onship, the longest such drought 4. Kansas City couldn't believe his team played it?" also her closest friends, Riley in American professional sports Comment: An AL team with as poorly as they did last season; Of course, it also helps to have said, "Every single one of them history. But if you believe in fate no power, but Tony Muser will has the offensive firepower the athletic ability that Riley has. is like my sister. We are always or superstition, this is the year the manage aggressively; Kevin (McGwire, Jordan, Lankford) to For her, there is no need to ana- together. I couldn't imagine Cubs will win the whole thing. AppiePs injury is huge to a team score a lot of runs; rotation lyze the situation; she can simply being anywhere else. Our team If they can't win it all with that lacks quality starters. should be good enough to win play her heart out. is very close." Harry Caray rooting them on 5. Minnesota division. "I don't think she thinks about Riley and the Dukes will now from above, with his thick eye- 2. Chicago it," Banbury said. "I think she try to continue to grow and win glasses and beer mug in hand, ALWEST Comment: Like Boston, a* just does it. She reacts. She is so as they embark upon a very then a full century will pass by 1. Seattle team that could pose some prob- naturally athletic and has that tough portion of their schedule. before Cub's fans are as opti- Comment: The lems for top teams or be a huge knack for the game. She knows "This is a big week, but every mistic as they are now. If you're best offense in disappointment; Sammy Sosa the game so well." week has been a big week so any kind of baseball fan, you baseball, to go needs to learn how to hit a cut-off Riley still down plays her suc- far," Riley said. "We don't have need to be rooting the Cubbies along with the) man; Jeff Blauser and Mickey cess though. She credits her one easy game whereas we used onto victory come October. The trio of Randy Morandini provide nice defense teammates and is slow to talk to. Every game is so instrumen- lovable losers need all the help Johnson, Jeff Fassero and Jamie up the middle. about her personal records or tal in the season, especially CAA they can get. For Red Sox and Moyer; the bullpen will still be 3. Houston performances. games." White Sox fans, who's teams erratic. Comment: Biggio and "There are some athletes that Through it all Riley will have have gone a combined 160 years 2. Anaheim Bagwell are awesome, and are so good and they know it and fun playing the game she loves without a title, Cub's fans feel Comment: A dangerous team Moises Alou provides another they act like they know it," with teammates she could not your pain. with a great core of offensive big bat; starting pitching will Banbury said. "She's not like that live without. Realistically, it looks as if the weapons; if Tim Salmon and Jim struggle with the loss of Kile to I at all. She's kind of the perfect "I love the sport," Riley said. "I Yankees and the Braves are the Edmonds can stay healthy, the Colorado. athlete — she knows she is good, can't think of anything I'd rather teams to beat. But in baseball Angels are good enough to con- 4. Milwaukee and she has the attitude that she do. I grew up playing, and it's anything can happen. Just ask the tend. Comment: The Brewers are can take her defender, but she's something I love." Honda Marlins. 3. Texas looking forward to playing in not cocky. She's very modest. I 77K? Dukes defeated The College Here's a preview of the '98 Comment: Juan Gonzalez is what they think is a weaker tell everybody everything about of William & Mary last night, 12- season: simply awesome, but the pitch- National League; the offense is her and she's just like 'Lisa will 10. Fittingly, Riley scored one goal ALEAST ing isn't; hard to contend with mediocre and the starting pitch- you quit it.'" and had two assists in the game. 1. New York John Burkett, Bobby Witt and ing doesn't have a number one That sums up Riley's personali- The Dukes are now 7-2. Comment: Mariano Rivera Darren Oliver at the top of the starter. separates the Yanks from rotation. 5. Pittsburgh Baltimore; Chuck Knoblauch and 4. Oakland 6. Cincinnati Chili Davis are great acquisitions. Comment Art Howe is man- 2. Baltimore aging for the future; rookie NLWEST ^^^ Comment: The Outfielder Ben Grieve is the real 1. Los Angeles M ^ O's better win deal; the A's have one of the best Comment: With the starting B now, average age minor league systems in baseball. pitching and the ^^^^% is 32; Doug offense posing Drabek needs to Wild Card: Orioles very few weak- Step up and win 12 to 15 games. AL Champion: Yankees nesses, Bill Russell 3. Toronto has no excuse if Comment: The Jays have the NLEAST this team doesn't finish on top. best pitching in the AL; lacking 1. Atlanta 2. San Diego offense but Clemens, Hentgen A Comment: The Comment: A sure playoff con- and Guzman will combine for 50 Braves will win tender; Kevin Brown gives the wins. an unprecedented Padres one of the top five pitch- 4. Boston eighth divisional ers in baseball; pitching gives Comment: A true wild card; title in a row; does Tony Gwynn a shot at a World the Sox have the potential to be a this team have enough clutch hit- Series title. great offensive team, and the ters to win come playoff time? 3. Colorado acquisition of Pedro Martinez 2. New York Comment: Darryl Kile and gives them a true ace; Butch Comment: If Al Leiter can Pedro Astacio provide a nice one- Henry as a third starter?This find his control, he and Bobby two punch at the top of the rota-' team could contend if the pieces Jones will provide a solid combi- tion; can the other starters and fall in the right places. nation at the top of the rotation; the bullpen be good enough to 5. Tampa Bay it's too bad this talented team is contend? in the same division as the 4. San Francisco AL CENTRAL: Braves. Comment: Barry Bonds is die 1. Cleveland 3. Florida best player in baseball, but this Comment: Acquiring Dave Comment: If not for some team overachieved last year. Burba from weak teams, the Marlins would 5. Arizona A Cincinnati was out challenge for the worst record by of necessity, the a world champion in the history Wild Card: Padres Indian brass may of the game; after having a dream N.L Champion: Dodgers be expecting too season a year ago, Jim Leyland much out of Jaret Wright; the won't be able to wait for thus sea- offense will challenge Seattle for son to end. tops in the AL. 4. Montreal DYLAN BOUCHERLE/p/iofo editor 2. Chicago Comment: The proof that Mk Megan Riley fights off junior defender Lisa Banbury during the Comment: Albert Belle and baseball needs to compensate its 1998 World Series Champion: Dukes' practice sesion Monday afternoon. Frank Thomas will combine for small market, low revenue teams,'.' 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Temeles, Jr., Esquire frumpy at Law •DUI, drunk in public, underage possession of alcohol • Traffic offenses •Drug cases • Sexual assault •Honor code & disciplinary hearings •Personal injury & accidents Every wed and Sun 276 W. Market St. 2106 S. Main St Harrisonburg, VA LIGHTS! HBurg, VA - Earth 434-8091 c-.—« ----r"=c=M^SSSSSSi] THE BREEZE Thursday, April 2, 1998 39 Funkhouser A Associates FOR RENT Earn S75O-$l,500/wk - Raise all CampusNet RNAs wanted - Provide Property Management Funkhouser & the money your student group technical assistance to clients in the 3,4, or SBR unit* available - 434-5150 needs by sponsoring a VISA CampusNet program. Work approx WANTED Furnished or unfurnished. Apple fundraiser on your campus. No 10 hrs/wk. Pay will be $240/mo. Wanted - Cam for parti. 867-5871. Real Estate Inc.. (540) 433-9576. How Rfitlne For Associates investment & very little time Have strong desktop computer skills 199*99 needed. There's no obligation, so & display a professional customer Madison Manor - 2BRs. 2 bathe, School rear why not call for info, today. Call service attitude. Prior experience completely furnished, fireplace; Hunter's (800)3238454 x95. with TCP/IP & Internet related PERSONALS water, sewer included, one year Hunter's Ridge Summer employment - Need applications is desired. Fill out a dependable people for packing & lease, available July 15. $310/ea. SBR, 3 bath loft condol state employment application from Adoption: Loving couple, wishes 433-8822. Ridge loading household goods. Long to adopt infant. Happy, secure •270/pefeon/mo. Includes Human Resources & send It to hours, will train. Pullen Moving Nancy Dauer, Technical Services. home with full-time mom. We cat i University Place - 38Rs. 2 baths, water, sewer 6 trash removal. Company. 15461 Farm Creek Dr.. Frye building, room 208. Closing help each other. Please call Diano completely furnished; water, sewer Condos Woodbridge, VA, (703)4948100. date is 5p.m. on April 10. Further and Joe at home 1800579-1860. included; room, private bath, University Piece info, can be obtained from our 4BR, 2 bath units. Win a big screen TV or maM service $255; share bath, $235. 433- 1998-99 homepage link: Donate your vehicle to charity - 8822. $230/BR/mo. for a 10.S mo. for a semester while raising money www.jmu.edu/netplus. Forward for your student organization. Earn Tax deductible Charity Foundation, lease & $215/BR/mo. for a School Year questions to [email protected]. Inc. (540)4328653. Available August '98 - 4BR, 2 115 mo. lease. up to $5/VISA/MasterCard bath townhouse in Madison 10 Month leases application. The first 50 groups to Part-time, flexible chNdcare help - complete the fundraiser receive free Basa/Gultar lessons - Patrick Manor. $800. Call 434 5150. Gingerbread House For a 10, 11 & 12 year old this $225 per bedroom movie passes! Call for details. (800) summer. 432 9449. from 3% Fat teaches beginners & Available August '98 - 4BR, 2 •8:4BR, 1 bath. S980/mo. 932-0528 x75. up. Flexible lesson plans & times. Includes heat, water, sewer & bath townhouse in Country Club 4 Bedrooms _J T-ehrt ♦ $1,000 - Credit Card Call 5748552, leave message. Court. Call 434-5150. trash removal. Advertising Sales Internships - fundraisers for fraternities, sororities •9:1BR, 1 bath. S350/mo. University Directories is hiring A groups. Any campus organization The Valley's funniest magician •> 2 Baths students to sell yellow page 4BR house - 2 available Includes water, sewer & trash can raise up to $1,000 by eamir^ a Call Jerry Winn, (540)4348524. immediately, 2 In May. Call 433- advertising for the official campus whopping $5/VISA application. Call removal. telephone directory this summer. 4048. 434-5150 (800)932-0528 x65. Qualified Dance contest - $500 cash & Commission based pay structure. Madison Square callers receive free t shirt. prizes. Cadilac Ranch, (304)249- Townhouse at Country Club Ct. - Training program. Excellent sales & 2BRt available In a 3BR toft. Sublease available May-August - 5068 for details. For rent. 3BR. 2 full baths, In The Commons. Call Mary, 432- marketing experience. Call Summer Job - Day Care in Mt. completely furnished. $230/BR/mo. (800)743-5556 xl43 or visit 0413. Jackson, VA looking for an energetic, The JMU Duke Club Is accepting $250/student. Available Aug. 15, www.universitydirectories.com. creative person for their busy, Madison Terrace applications from enthusiastic 4 1998. Lease/deposit required. Washington, O.C. summer sublet- summer schoolage program. 35-40 Summer positions at private camp dedicated students to represent Call 867-5994. 2BR, 1 bath unfurnished apt. 2-3 people. May 1-July 31. hrs/wk, experience with children for girls in Vermont. Locheam Camp $425/mo., Includes heat, water, Beautiful apt., pool, $l,350/mo., required. Send resume to Mt. JMU as a member of the Forest Hlllt - 4BRs available for seeks counselors/activity instructors Calvary Day Care Center, PO Box President's Cabinet for the 1998 sewer ft trash removal. near metro, pets. Rachel, for studio/performing arts, field rent. June. Jury, August. Apt. 861. 1703)255-2568; local, 5748131. 484, Mt. Jackson, VA 22842. '99 school year. These students Rent negotiable. Call 433-2025. Houses sports, gymnastics, tennis, water will have the opportunity to use sports (LGT. WSI for swimming), Young faculty seeks quiet room Summer employment - In their social skills to meet other 511 East Market St. - 6BR, 2.5 English riding, hiking. Senior staff Summer sublet - 2BR, 2 bath. for coming year. David, x7801. Hamsonburg for an energetic person students & members of the JMU baths, unfurnished. positions for leadership trainer, Fully furnished at Madison Manor to care for two children ages 3 & 8 community. Applications can be program coordinator, division heads. 574-4697. 1341 Mount Clinton Pike - 3BR, Summer sublet - Forest Hills; (boys) M-F. Will include food RN. Join our "community of picked up in the Duke Club Office preparation, cleaning. & lots of 1.5 baths, unfurnished. May. June & July; 3BR; 1BR. small, goodness" for a rewarding summer! in the Eastover House on Paul St. Three story townhouse - Nice $120/mo.; 2BR, furnished, outdoor activities. Located just $675/mo. Drug, alcohol & smoke-free. Call Deadline is April 10. For more info, neighborhood. W/D, available May medium, $150/mo. Call Carrie 9 blocks from JMU in Victonan home. (800)235-6659 or email please call x6461. 1. Three month or one year lease 1321MCP - 3BR, 1 bath, 574-0831 or email * Mainlcl. Good pay & fun for right person. Call 8286240. Lccheam«>aol.com. unfurnished. $650/mo. Includes 434-4106. Open House/Reception water, sewer & trash removal. Female* - Immaculate, Carpet Cleaning Technician with to celebrate our past A to share Roommate to share 2BR Earn up to $2,000 - Part time in just panoramic, complete contemporary established, growing company. Full our future plans! townhouse - Squire Hill, beginning 547 Layman Ave. #3 - 2BR, 1 48 wks. Memolink needs 1 highly apt. near mall. $415. 433-7818. or part-time. Above average June 1, 1998. W/D. DW, MW. bath, unfurnished unit. motivated individual to direct its The Adult Education/Human TV/VCR. Unfurnished, no pets. earnings. Must be mature, S480/mo. Includes water, sewer Two roommates needed for '98- dependable, responsible. 4330489. summer sales/marketing project at Resource Development Program Call 433-2116, ask for Rob. '99 school year. Call Carrie, 434- JMU. Contact Peter at (888)509 & trash removal. Where: Harrison Hall, Room A12 5772. Cruise Ship A Land-Tour Job* - 6313. Female roommate needed - When: April 6, 1998 68p.m. August. Hunter's Ridge 4BR Excellent benefits. World Travel. Ask Two roommates needed for 1998 us how! (517)324-3090 KC53252. Activities: townhouse. $240/mo. (540) 371- school year. 549 S. High St., rent LOST & FOUND 2552. FOR SALE •Talk with current students or $210, utilities included in rent, National Park Employment - Work pets allowed! Call Shannon, 564- Man's silver ring found - In Anthony professors Roommates wantedl House on in the great outdoors. Forestry, 2732. Beautiful Easter gifts - come seel Wildlife Preserves, Concessionaires, Seeger Hall basement bathroom. •Get Info brochures Main St. Minutes walk to campus. Gift A Thrift, 227 N. Main St. Call x6127 to identify. •Explore our web page Available summer &/or fall Firefighters & more. Competitive Large room near JMU - Quiet wages + benefits. Ask us how! •Enjoy refreshments! semester. Month to month lease. 4BRs, 3+ aeres - West atmosphere. Kitchen, utilities (517)324-3110 XN53252. Call 5686486 or e-mail 8018037. Rockingham, 8 minutes to JMU. SERVICES included, $250/mo. 434-0840. westoncmOJmu.edu $234,000. 4348831. Alaska Summer Employment - 4BR, 2 bath apt. - Hunters Ridge. for more Info. JMU off-campus student housing - Fishing industry. Excellent earnings & National DJ Connection - Our DJs New carpet, furnished, Two exotic ferrets - S50/per obo. ROCK Melrose, Formals, Parties! $250/person. 568-5847. 4BR Hunter's Ridge townhouse benefits potential. All major unit, living-dining rooms furnished. Call 434-5757. employers. Ask us how! (517)324- 4330360. TJ.'s Dermagraphlcs $210/mo. rent, available August 3115 XA53251. Summer session - 3BR furnished For sate - Nintendo 64/ 2 games. Guaranteed weight loss A extra "Stranger Than Fiction" on apt., University Place. 432-1494. '98. Call collect, (757)3408993. display now In various halls! 4332313. LMeguardsl Now hiring all positions. energyl Look great for summer. Doctor recommended. Free samples. Book-signing, April 17& 18, Summer rental - Nice house in NoVa areas. Training available, full & Campus condos - Sublet May 1985 BMW 3181 - $3800, Also 9.9 cents per minute long Warren Hall. &/or summer. Best location off- country near Singers Glen. part-time. Top pay! Call Kern, xl54l. 5-speed, AC. cruise, fog (800)966-2500. distance. 24 hrs., 7 days. Great Oncampus $15.00 campus, corner Port Republic & Reduced rent for lawncare. Quiet, lamps, sun roof. AM/FM stereo international rates. Call (540)801- Main St. 5BRs available. Call 574- responsible person(s) only. 833- Off-campus $20.00 cassette with 4 speakers, power Directory of 4634. 2883. $175/mo., negotiable. 5128. doors/windows. Gift certificate $20.00 off on SUMMER JOBS NOTICE tatoo or removal! Sublease Commons - 2BRs Furnished room - Immediately U.S.A. - 25,000 Listings For more Information and available May-August. Call Nicole, available for rent in a 3BR HELP WANTED assistance regarding the Don't Worry About a Job. 574-3134. townhouse on Mountainview Dr. Investigation of financing To place a rlwiHtd ad In The Bream, GET YOUR UST NOW!!! business opportunities & work- W/D, cable, pool, utilities. Sl,5O0/weekly potential mailing please come to The Breeze office in the Cheap sublet available in arge at-home opportunities, contact $325/mo. 432-9005, please leave our circulars. Free info. Call Rec. Mess. basement of Anthony8eeger Hall, apt. Call Greg at 574-4041. a message. (202)4528940. (800)929-1584 the Better Business Bureau Inc., at 1800-533-5501. weekdays from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. EXTRA! EXTRA! Hamsonburg, April 2,1998 The Breeze newspaper is looking for hard-working individuals who have ah interest in joining our award winning staff. In a press release made public last evening, it has come to our attention that spaces are immediately available for SGA Reporter, Graphic Artists and Opinion Columnists. Our inside contact also informed us that writers who enjoy Sports, Music, Movies, Theater, Hard News, Soft News or anything under the blue sky could write for any of their amazing sections.The same anonymous contact said, "This is a great opportunity for experience, personal growth, making friends and resume building. Not to mention FREE PIZZA every Wednesday and Sund$y//Hgh*x!y Stop by-the office • basement of Anthony Seeger or call x6127 ffik'i'iLL'LLf^ljS S 40 Thursday, April 2, 1998 THE BREEZE m0tam%jmtuuM X Lou£ ttAt///vCr dFT&tf UV/A/G /A/ Ttf/S FULL-Sl^e A Aofi/n £oo/r) -ftf/s eve" /F /nya/vty titrate*/ /7 TO/&A/ /V/}&& s SfiSC/ACTV /s i /r?e £-00*- £-/£& '<, '///„ • «/» &***Lfee) It doesn ft matter what you can cook. You'll still have a full-size kitchen at The Commons and South View. Each furnished Luxury Apartment comes with: • Double Beds in each • Oversized Closets bedroom • Built-in microwave oven OFFICE HOURS f ruMCyii s;IZCze Washerv ICI a& UlDrverCI Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-5:30 p.m. * *<"' 7 • Garbage disposal and by appointment # Telephone & Cable 869 B Port Republic Rd. • Full size Dishwasher 432-0600 hookups in each bedroom • Bus Service Visit our website @ www.lbjlimited.com & living room Stop by Tlte Commons Rental Office, or call 432-0600, and make a move to luxury! " ' .■ fc ■■.■■V.1.'.'.'.'.'.' ' ...—— ■