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Performer Stevie Starr showed off his regurgitating skill in Wilf's last Saturday. A very hardy crowd watched in awe as the hairy-chested man swallowed things -­ billiard balls, light bulbs, coins, butane, and as pictured here, live fish -­ and · then brought them up again. There's no story about this inside, what more is there to sayt We thought it might be nice .. to put it on the cover, though. Picture: Chris Skalkos.

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comln~ soon to the l.ill1f1E~@ I]f\[g -THE CONCOURSE @JR[ NOVEMBER 11th Keep your TICKETS GO ON SALE lfill©IfYJJ eyea peal NOV. 14 $7 IN ADVANCE 12:00 TO 2:00 PM $9 AT THE DOOR J'YL,&lYJEill CClliJ&IL.llJEJRI@IE for more MFfU:~li\lCVi TimiTCCIKS: ~lfliCWH'fS info I ir~ C[J 1))liv'JJ!E]])'Lf THUR.SDA."Y. NC)V"E~ER. 7. 1991 ~ C:::C)R.J:> EI>Ir:T'<>~I.A.I...... P..A. commercial while W:itching the Golden Girls. On November third I pried open my mailbox to discover an assortment of Christmas flyers ranging from Beaver Lumber to 0 Dutch Boy. November fourth I received an invitation to a CJ:..ristmas Party. I got the hint, and attempted to compose my annual Christmas list. Unfortunately I received no visions of Santa Claus, no whispers from tiny elves, and my Christmas albums were stashed under last year's Psychology notes. Maybe it was because I was still fmishing off my Hallowe'en candies or maybe it was because I was broke, but my Christmas list remained rather ~hort. · I just can't seem to get into the spirit of it all this year, probably because the twelve days of Christmas are soooo far away. The problem is that once upon a time Christmas was one day a year and not a season. It meant some­ thing as both a religious holiday and as a time to enjoy family and friends. I find it hard to think about all things before the month of December appears on my calender. , I've just put away my Bart Simpson costume and all of a sudden Christmas is at my doorstep and, quite frank­ A WiHrid Laurier University Student Publication ly, I'm not prepared for it. I've got it! Next year for Hallowe'en I'll go out as Santa and just blend the two holidays to· 75 University Ave. West, Waterloo, Ont N3L 2C5 gether! Because let's face it folks the meaning of Christmas is lost in the shuffle anyway. (519) 884·2990 --Fax: (519) 886-9351 Advertising: (519) 884·5092 Karen Lennox, Features Editor NOVEMBER 7, 1991 The opinions expressed in this editorial are those of the writer and do not necessarily reflect those of the rest of The VOLUME XXXII, ISSUE 12 Cord.

EDITORIAL BOARD EDITOR·IN-CHIEF ...... Mark Hand NEWS EDITOR ...... Mike vanBodegom ASSOCIATE NEWS * IDITOR •• ,.. •• .,., ...... ,...... Sheldon Pag.e emember With a Poppy SCENE EDITOR ...... Dave Marcus -~~ SPORTS EDITOR ...... Paul Reed FEATURES ED1TOR ...... Karen Lennox PRODUCTION MANAGER ...... Stephanie Perrin

Aulstant Scene Editor ...... Sarah Brophy Production Assistants: ...... Nik/ Westman ...... Allison Woodley ...... Jonathan Batch Cllaslfled Co-ordinator ...... Reno Ward Circulation and Filing ...... Phil Klnzlnger Copy Editors ...... _ ...... Jennifer O'Connell Anthem for Doomed Youth ...... ·-············--········••······-···- Jsnnlt.r Otter What passing bellS for these who die as cattle7 CONTRIBUTORS: Only the monstrous anger of the guns. Chris Dodd, Jeff Dragich, sp$nser grey, Terry Only the stuttering rifles' rapid rattle Glogan, Richard Lee, Dean Macko, Deanne Male, Can patter out their hasty orisons. Dwayne Proctor, Rob Matich, Mike, Ike & Psycho, No mockeries now for them; no prayers nor bells, Bob Dylan, Chris Skalkos, Steve Hodgson, Marty Nor any voice of mourning wave the chiors,--­ the Smarty, Ingrid Nielsen, Brenda Morehouse, The shrill, demented choirS of wailing shells; Cathy.Jo Noble, Greg Chang, Christina Craft, Keri Downs clo Big Propaganda Machine, Jeff Heywood, And bugles calling for them from sad shireS. Steve Hornick, Barry Jowett, Andrew Thompson, carey Waters, DenyS DalvS, Ouija, KZ, and Gino for supplying the cheaper gwb. What candles may be held to speed them all7 Production: Jana said she'd help but didn't, and Not in the hands of boys, but in their eyes Marly had a... er ... something else to do. Jody was too good to eat with the rest of us, Shall shine the holy glimmers of good-byes. Photo: Steve Hodgson, Harvey Luong, Chris The pallor of girls' brows shall be their pall; Skalkos, Jen Kuntz. Their flowers the tenderness of patient minds, And each sloW dusk of draWing-down of blinds. STUDENT PUBLICATIONS - SYSTEMS TECHNICIAN ...... - ..... Rick Dales Wifred owen (1893-1918) PHOTO MANAGER ...... Usa Darling Photo Technicians~ ...... ~...... Ward Black """...... Pier Paul OVerduln Graphic Arts Technician ...... Kevin Watson

ADVERTISING: MANAGER ...... Peter Matiss Ad Productlon ...... _...... Adrlenne HOdgin ...... Caroline Versteeg BOARD OF DIRECTORS Fraser Kirby, President Devin Kreuger John McHutchion Greg Chang Allan Lee Karen Lennox Keith Robinsoo Nick Jimenez (ex offiCio)

The Cord likea 10 see other people's ll*nlw in print. Pl.,_o submit 1-. to lhc Editor typed and dwble-spaced by Mooday at noon for the lllllowina publicali-in·Odcf. To line tape or not 10 line tape... caused a problem. The Editor Laurier .disposes · of employees Dear Editor, tions Inc., wrote letters to three we were hired on our becoming sity 's work should be returned to employees. An article published under the Wilfrid Laurier University University employees; we were the University. University em­ headline "Provincial clawback Telecollege employees, inform­ not advised in writing by the Uni­ ployees should be reinstated to do The Telecollege Staff: strips $196,557 from this year's ing them that they would be laid versity when we were hired that that work. In order to salvage one Catherine DuQuesnay operating budget" in the October off, in spite of Wilfrid Laurier we were not University employ­ of Wilfrid Laurier University's Roberta Kay Williams 8, 1991, Wilfrid Laurier Univer­ University Vice President Dr. ees; we were paid by the Univer­ most prestigious and creative de­ Sunil Kuru villa sity Laureate reports that there Andrew Berc~i' s· public as­ sity according to University partments, the University com­ Susan Lennard has been "no decision to reduce surances that there would be no guidelines; we are members of munity must protest the giving Werner Lindshinger staff." On October 15, 1991, Cliff lay-offs. In a memo to the the University Staff Association; away of Telecollege productions Sheryl Loeffler Bilyea, Director of Part-Time Telecollege staff on October 17, we are included under the collec­ to outside production companies Karen McCaul-McLaugh/ill Studies and Continuing Educa­ 1991, Cliff Bilyea wrote, "Dr. tive bargaining provisions of the and the laying off of University Michael Seto tion and Executive Producer and Berczi indicated to me that he had Memorandum of Agreement be­ President of Telecollege Produc- no comment on the lay-offs tween the University and the within Telecollege as it was a Staff Association; our work is separate entity from the Univer­ evaluated in University per­ Demonstration to sity. His statement pertained to formance appraisals; we are given the University only [,] and as far merit increases according to Uni­ as he was concerned, if my im­ versity guidelines. Three Wilfrid support Croatia, Itrfi~ting mediate supervisor [Wilfrid Laurier University employees Laurier University Vice President have been laid off by the Univer­ Dr. Donald Baker] was satisfied sity. with the decision, then he would More important than the fact stop hunger strike have no further comment." that administrative assurances doesn't help Even though Telecollege was about lay-offs are no longer true, Dear Editor, extra clothing sitting around, un· set up as an independent compa­ however, is the fact that Cliff On Wednesday, October 30, used, PLEASE donate it to the ny for tax purposes, it has been Bilyea has given the work of 1991; 150 students from Dubrov­ homeless of Croatia. As the full managed in every other respect as these employees to an outside nik, studying at the University of brunt of winter falls upon us, if it were a Universit) depart­ production company. In addition Zagreb, went on a hunger strike. many people in Croatia have the war ment. The Telecollege Board of to the ethical questionability of This hunger strike was to protest nothing but the clothes on their Dear Editor, Directors consists only of Univer­ this decision, one must question the world's lack of support to the backs. Please, if you can, ~the In the past four weeks I have sity administrators. The Telecol­ the managerial sense in laying off occurrences in Croatia. They needy of Croatia. taken great interest in the current lege budget is a University one's own employees to give asked that demonstrations be held debate between your news budget. Telecollege productions work to someone else; one must at all universities throughout the ThankYou!l reporter, Ingrid Nielsen, and two are subject to University academ­ also question the business sense world, in order to show its sup­ EddyHadjur students Mohine Athia, and ic standards and to the scrutiny of in making decisions which have port for Croatia. Diane Sardi. It is at this time that University faculty members. Wil­ already substantially increased Therefore, on Monday, No­ I would like to provide a "reality frid Laurier Telecollege employ­ the costs of Telecollege produc­ vember 11, 1991; there will be a check" of sorts. I don't think that ees are not employed by "a sepa­ tions to the University, which will demonstration at Laurier. The UN club I have to reiterate the history of rate entity." We are employees of continue to increase costs, and demonstration will begin at womens' 3truggle, given our cur­ the University; our positions were which has put control over these ll:OOam, and take place in the rent level of education, most of us advertised as University posi­ productions into outside hands. Quad! You're turn out at the are already quite familiar with it tions; we were interviewed by the Wilfrid Laurier University demonstration will not only dis­ What is relevant to this argwnent University's Personnel Depart­ cannot afford to give away the continue on students hunger not pla~n~ is truly what is happening in ment; we were hired by the Uni­ productions for which it is highly strike but, will also show support society present-day. With all due versity; we were congratulated in regarded and in which it has for a democratically eking nation respect, feminism is not a term writing by the University when taken great pride. The Univer- -- CROATIAI! that can be adequately, or realisti­ Croatia has been forced into a conflict by an aggressor -- name­ favourites cally defined in Webster's Dic­ Dear Editor, tionary. It is a term much like ly Serbia. Through demonstra­ This letter is in response to a "democracy" that relies solely on tions, hopefully we can raise the concern raised by a WLU student the context, and condition of its' awareness of the people of the The WLU United Nations Club in use. Unfortunately, due to a few L~ter6 mu6t be 6ubmitted by 4:00pm Monday6, 6igned with full world, and show them that the association with the University of radicals, a negative connotation name and telephone number. A 400 word maximum limit applie6. students of Wilfrid Laurier Uni­ Waterloo hosted a trip to New has adhered to the term "femi­ L~ter6 will appear in print as they are 6Ubmitted: they will not be versity support Croatia's quest for York last weekend. The purpose nism". Many women, myself in­ edited, corrected, nor changed to conform with our 6tyle guide, independence! Hope to see you of our trip was to integrate the cluded. cio not want to be associa­ although other editorial policie6will be enforced. all their! ! ! - two clubs and to show our ap­ ted with the term "feminism". Once again, if you have any preciation for the United Nations This does not mean that we don't club members who have been ac· believe in the womens' struggle, tively involved in volunteering or that we don't support it. It their time at bingos to raise simply means that we recognize money for the United Nations As· the fact that the term "feminism", sociation of Canada (UNAC) whether we like it or not, is often Waterloo-Wellington Branch as associated with the actions and well as those UN club members ideals of those few radicals. This Mr. Editor, rooms for that? I know the most plausible argument who have helped the club through connotation does not mean that I am a third year science student here at Laurier against these observations is simply, How do I a variety of other volunteer set· the majority of "feminists" are and would like to make,known an observation of know these 'loud' people are indeed Music stu­ vices. Since the trip could only "lesbians, man-haters, or bitches". mine concerning the Laurier Music students. Per­ dents? Well, there are certain cues to differentiate a send eight students from WLU to In fact those that may be referred haps it is merely my imagination, but to me the Laurier Music student. If they are not holding a mu­ visit the New York United t\a· to that way, are in all likelihood, Laurier Music students seem LOUDER than the sical instrument, they are holding papers with notes, tions buildings, the selection pro­ a minority. rest of us. Because I often fall asleep in the library, staffs, etc. on them. Also, they seem to congregate cess was based on the amount of The women' struggle is a find the Niobe Lounge too packed, the new in specific areas of the Dining Hall, ie: the east end. work various individuals have noble cause, and I feel that every­ solarium smelling of paint, I usually find myself I am not knocking the Laurier Music program given to the club. We would like one (both MEN and WOMEN) studying in the Dining Hall. Traditionally, the nor its students. As a matter of fact, I frequently at­ to apologize for being unable to should be free to support the Dining Hall has been associated with where the tend their Thursday Music at Noon series., As for send any interested students, struggle in their own way without meal-card frosh eat, but because it is adjacent to the the students, their 'loudness' is possibly an indica­ however, this was not a school· being subject to judgemental crit­ John Aird Centre, it has also become a realm for tion that they are maybe more out-going and less run trip and the money aUoca\ed icism, and mud-flinging by those Laurier Music students and profs. For the past week shy. I will still continue to study in the Dining Hall to us was primarily to thank those who hold a different opinion. or so, I have been studying in the aforementioned because I'm not really bothered by the 'loudness', who volunteered over the last few Athia, Sardi, and Nielsen Dining hall and on every occasion, I have made the it's just that I an curious to know whether or not years. The UN club will be host· should be commended for their following observations. First of all and most often, anyone else is aware of these observations of mine, ing three other trips throughout dedication to the struggle. After I can clearly hear the conversations of a group of namely, the Music students themselves. the school year which will be ad· all, they do share a common pur­ Music students clear across the room! Perhaps this Mind you, this is not a theory, it is merely an vertised and open to all students pose. The tragedy in this situation is caused by the acoustics of the Dining Hall, I observation. There are probably a number of people in any faculty based on an a9· is the war that has been waged don't know, but if not, why do they have to talk so who think what I have just touched upon is irra­ plication process. Once again, we because of a difference in #@$)&#! loud? In addition, usually accompanying tional and/or stupid -- fin~. All I ask of those people apologize to this concerned stu· opin\on. How can we ever hope these loud conversations are explosively shrill is to one day spend some time in the Dining Hall dent for any misunderstanding to win a war when we are fight­ piercing laughs which are clearly audible even and you will soon see (or should I say hear) what I and hope that this letter clarifies ing among ourselves? when the Dining Hall is at its busiest. Second, I am mean. the matter. often interrupted by again Music students. who in­ Tonia-Lynn Chahley sist on singing out loud, demonstrating their Humanist tenor/supra~o abilities. Don't they have special Dino De Guzman Rebecca Tiessen Women's Centre open(?) house INGRID NIELSEN including many new people with counselling and aid. TheCord --- an interest in the centre and its The Centre does not provide purpose. Diane Sardi and all the counselling services, only refer­ On Wednesday, October 30, other volunteers and co­ rals. the Women's Centre at 202 ordinators were on hand to ans­ This first room is also used Regina Street held a reception to wer inquiries, as they are every for administration purposes such introduce the current staff to day. as fielding phone inquiries and e prospective new volunteers, as The Centre itself is_ actually correspondence. well as to the interested public, two rooms in the building on The second room is a un­ and to provide information on the Regina Street. The first room is a reference area, with many sources the Centre itself. reception area where men and of information concerning all full The reception was a moderate women can enter, discuss con­ aspects of women in society. Men success, with a good sized turnout cerns and receive referrals for are not permitted into this room. According to Diane Sardi, "This room serves as a safe haven for women where they can come together to relax without the presence of men. Men have many Fair - NOT clubs and areas designated for themselves, for example the BRENDA MOREHOUSE Kinsmen, and women tend not to." The Cord ------[The Kinsmen and Kinette na­ The Womyn's Centre door. We'd show you the Inside, but our photographer had the wrong genitalia and couldn't The W.L.U. United Nations Association's trip to New York was tional organization is composed of two groups: one exclusively make It to the 'Inner sanctuary'. based on favoritism instead of fairness. volunteers will look through the last year, when they were basical­ Rebecca Tiessen, the president of the Campus Club, was called male, the other female. They claim that they own no property appropriate references and com­ ly trying to first establish the upon to select a limited number of students involved in the U.N. As­ pile a package of information. Women's Centre. g sociation to participate in a fun-filled trip to the UN in New York. where either men or women are This is the beginning of the She chose from among her personal friends. denied access.] The Centre is up for a budget second year for the Centre, and review in the near future when The selection process was rampant with patronage. Club vice­ The Women's Centre supplies they are hoping to focus more ex­ the university will be assessing president, Doug Isbister, admitted that there was an "ethical responsi­ Information free on request for ternally this year as opposed to the administration and fmances. bility" for the executive to make the trip available to more members. both women and men, and the The highly subsidized trip was supposed to reward members that to a had previously contributed to club functions. Instead of receiving ap­ plications, holding interviews or even organizing a debate in order to allow all members to compete for the positions, the president chose from among her friends. Callwood to speak When asked to comment about the choice of candidates, Tiessen stated that all those who had gone to New York had particpated in a fund-raising bingo night. CATHY·JO NOBLE been given the title of "Canada's Mail. Jeff Bowden, WLU Students' Union vice-president of University TheCord --- Conscience." Her numerous Callwood is famous for being Affairs, the department in charge of Campus Clubs has said that noth­ Canadian social activist, June awards include the Order of Can­ a founder of several homes such ing can be done about the lack of democratic process within campus Callwood will be speaking on ada, YMCA Women of Distinc­ as Nellie's Hostel for Women, clubs because "we can't go to every meeting". November 14 at 7:30 at the uni­ tion, and City of Toronto Award Jessie's Centre for Teenagers and In addition, the Students' Union has no control over the allocation versity's John Aird Recital Hall. of Merit. Casey House hospice for those of the money that the U.N. Association raises because it is all allo­ The public lecture is being Call wood's accomplishments dying of AIDS. cated to the Regional U.N. Association; this umbrella organization presented by the Kitchener­ seem endless. Author of 27 books A former resident of K-W then funds the events run by the WLU branch. Because of this minor Waterloo Extend-a-Family, a so­ including Jim: A Life With Aids, with eight honourary degrees, she technicality, the students are powerless to do anything about this cial organization which develops and The Sleepwalker, she is presently resides in Toronto as a patronage. friendships between disabled presently working on yet another freelance writer. The trip to New York included air fare, hotel and tour of the children and their community book. In the past she was a A journalist claims Callwood United Nations Building, all for a cost of $75. peers. The lecture is part of the columnist for The Globe and to be an inspiration to us all for your news organization's she "calls · it as it what it's like to have absolutely day, November 11. That is this lOth anniversary is." money, we did you a favour. Monday. celebrations. Tickets are $3 Instead of having to make a dona­ If you planned to use the ex­ The topic of (students) and $5 tion to get your Rememberance cuse "oops, that darn day sn her lecture will (others). All are poppy you can cut out and up on me again," it's too be "Creating In­ welcome to come ours. late-you have been publicly clusive Com­ and tickets may Far be it for us to deny you reminded. munity: What be purchased at right to make a donation, we If you planned to use the People Who Are the Extend-a­ II accept hard cash. cuse, "I couldn't care less Marginalized Can Family office (95 all those dead people etc., from Teach Us." College Street- the wars etc., and all the shit, Past lectures 741-0190) and at etc.," feel welcome to ignore by Callwood the Provident this message. • have included bookstore (150 If you planned to simply ig­ child poverty, University Ave­ nore the day altogether, sans feminism, AIDS, nue). excuse, you're vastly in the and education. The Cord is in jority and are equally welcome Callwood has the process for to ignore this little note. been an activist arranging an in­ If you actually planned to for several orga­ terview with waste a few precious minutes nizations in the Ca//wood. Stay your time Monday: past 35 years. .1 tuned for THE FLAGPOLE AT KING Known for voic­ coverage of the AND UNIVERSITY, 11:00. ing her opinion upcoming lec­ REMEMBRANCE DAY SER- against social in­ ture and the in­ justice she has I National treasure, June Callwood terview. Is the BOD on speed? SHELDON PAGE a Nutshell" newsletter monthly ------The COrd ------Customer Service Program report - complaints received about: service and hours at Wilfs; the Stu­ Here's a summary of the November 3, WLU dents' Union BOD being "self centered and only in­ Students' Union Board of Directors meeting. terested in socializing"; Oktoberfest; UT & T; the - three campus clubs gave presentations: Amnesty Health Plan . International, the German Club, and the Accounting - news on the current event tapes being played in Club Mark Rittinger (VP: Student Activities) the Games Room and the Info Center - two BSA members spoke about COCA - the Advertising Department is on budget - a policy on campus trips is being put together due - the Students' Union/Student Publications Christ- to possible third party liability, and the need for mas party announced screening travel groups Nick Jimenez (Students' Union President) - Miss Oktoberfest Pageant met with some criticism - motion to approve the loan by the university to the that seemed unwarranted (ie. supposed poking fun Students' Union for SUB repairs passed at women) -Fraser Kirby (President: Student Publications) ex­ - explained the need for an entertainment policy - plained the proposed computer system, a motion to which would decide what is suitable for campus en­ approve the proposal was passed tertainment. It was mentioned that Chippendales -a Walk Home program for WLU, pending govern­ have started touring universities ment and university funding was mentioned What really happens at BOD meetings: Bowden picks hls Jeff Bilyea (VP: Finance) - motion to extend funding for a third world stu­ nose and ... what's Brad Morris smoking? (HI Nick.) - a purchase control system for the Students' Union dents at WLU for the duration of their time at WLU will soon be implemented was passed. Only one student at a time will be ac­ cepted Jeff Bowden (VP: University Affairs) - a Student Life Co-ordinator has been hired - spoke about current problems with the WLU - final approval for the campus Alcohol Policy will HELP Line and the KW HELP Line, a meeting be given by the Campus Alcohol Committee with all concerned parties will be h~ld - funds have been allocated for the hiring of a En­ Feedbac - the student health plan costs are expected to in­ vironment Co-ordinator Dr. Weir would like to know 1. What do you like about the crease by 25% by next year. Other health plans are Report of Directors your views on the physical devel­ campus? What characteristics being looked into. To go with the current plan next - motion to accept the Customer Service Program opment on campus. This is your should be retained? year a referendum would have to be held. was passed chance to let the administration 2. What do you dislike about - Childrens' Hallowe'en party was a success - motion to allow the Merry Pranksters (a Greatful know what you would like to see the campus? What character· - more info. about the All Candidates Meeting on Dead club) to become a campus club was passed done on campus - by actually istics should be changed or im· Monday. Students can be put on the list of voters at - some other proposed campus clubs were looked at responding to the following three proved? the voting booth - the Students' Union Board Manual is being questions it could really screw 3. What are your views abolt -. Students' Union Researcher David Jefferies reviewed, its typing will either by tendered or done them up. possible sites for future acade. resigned due to health problems, motion was passed internally ic buildings? Should they coa­ to open the position Chairman's Report Dr. Weir would like your tinue to be clustered at Univer· - Housing Committee wants to expand the scope of -Students' Union sign in procedure is in effect comments by November 11, sity and A_lbert Streets? Should its operations . - agenda deadlines were read 1991. He wants them dropped off they be located more toward -Students' Union will actually have people at their - a BOD meeting in the Concourse was proposed at Ron Dupuis' Physical Plant the corner of King Street llld booth at the Student Services Fair this year - motion to bugger off was passed and Planning office (God only Bricker Avenue? Martin Walker (VP: Media & Communications) The meeting was interspersed with clapping, knows where that is, so drop Please indicate your affiliatiol - public relations department will be printing its "In table pounding, and looks of boredom. them off at Weir's office on the with WLU as follows: 2nd floor of the Peter's Building). Staff, or Student

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Wanted to ,.,..._... YOU'RE ON AT ~ shovel snow ** for the University KARAOKE NIGH * tJNESDAY RATE: $7.25 per hour r Apply in person to the Personnel Office 232 King St. N., Main Floor ************ ERRATIC HOURS (7am-9am as required) ~ · Thursday... the Legend Continues SHORT NOTICE - . . (6am call) N'":E"WS ? • Employn1ent, equity,education CHRISTINA CRAFT force full time. Most of these only qualified women will be Wilfrid Laurier has just disabled people". -- The Cord --- positions are lower wage and hired over the next 20 years and passed its new Employment Equi­ Shaw shunned any suggestion lower status positions. when a qualified woman is not ty Policy in September based on of Laurier having its own affrr­ It is 1991 and the "dis­ Statistics such as these have available, other options will be the human rights code which will mative action policy in the future. advantaged groups" represented caused a great deal of concern in explored. hopefully provide the necessary The faculty at Laurier has by the disabled, women, visible the university community. Affir­ Affirmative action policies framework to assure that the been very supportive of the minorities and natives are now mative action has been called for can be extreme and their effect on statistics will tum around. employment equity policy and only starting to enter traditionally by faculty members at the Uni­ society is questionable. Laurier Employment equity is a many have attended workshops male WASP dominated profes­ versity of Victoria and the Uni­ has responded to this problem policy used to eliminate any dis­ on how to hire according to the sions. versity of Alberta. quite differently. criminatory hiring practices human rights code. Faculiy mem­ At the Ontario College of bers have also established an Women make up 51 percent Presently Wilfrid Laurier ig without hiring to fulfill quotas. Arts, a very strict affrrmative ac­ employment equity advisory of the Canadian population but significantly under-represented tion program is in place whereby Hiring practices are slowly committee to improve the recruit­ only 41 percent are in the work by disadvantaged groups in more improving at Laurier. During the ing and the interviewing practices influential positions such as fac­ period of July 1, 1989 to June of the university. ulty. For instance, in 1989-1990 30,1990, 42 percent of people Education is the key to en­ only 19.6 percent of faculty mem­ hired were women. Employment couraging employers to decrease bers at Laurier were women Equity Coordinator, Barbara discrimination and promote more his while the majority of students Shaw pointed out that Laurier of the disadvantaged to seek BAG 0' CRIME here are women. Furthermore, the hires according to merit. careers in more professional posi­ under-representation of visible Shaw commented, "The new tions. Laurier's new policy hopes From the WLU security report, minorities, the disabled and na­ October 28- November 3. policy will make the climate at to increase awareness and create tives are obvious in both the staff Laurier welcoming for women, special measures to encourage THEFT: A WLU student had his DISTURBANCE: A 23-year-old and the student body. visible minorities, natives and fair recruiting at Laurier. bike stolen when the lock and swore and continued to shout chain were cut. when told there was no smoking in the University buildings. ~MISClllEF: Continued investiga­ Physical force was required to ar­ ition led to the apprehension of rest the man. 1three suspects who vandalized 2 [parked cars last week. DISTURBANCE: A number o PRISM mania students were caught drinking in GREGORY CHANG latest computer technology into Both Dr. Weir and Dean Murray ~ERVICE MALFUNCTION: the Turret while wearing un­ TheCord --- the School. The SBE is the frrst congratulated students and facul­ tfhc Bricker Residence elevator derage bands. Their names were business school in Canada to ty alike on their combined efforts t open with a number of turned over to the DAC. have such a program. to make PRISM a reality. inside. They used the On November 4th, the School There were about 60 people at In his speech, Dr. Weir talked ~mergency phone to call security DISTURBANCE: 9 charges were of Business and Economics the ceremony, including represen­ about all schools inevitably bec­ were free before help arrived. laid over the week under the Liq­ (S BE) held its grand opening tatives from CIBC and Elec­ oming out-of-date with computer uor and Trespass Acts. cekbration for its new PRISM trohome. Speakers included Dr. technology due to lack of govern­ 11\Lf\ruvt; A power outage caused lab, located on the second floor of Weir, SBE Dean Alex Murray, ment funding: "It is a shame to alarms around campus to Waterloo Regional Police report the Peter's Building. PRISM Chairman Steve Mallouk what extent this country refuses is not available this week. PRISM is a student-run, student­ and PRISM Marketing Director to fund post-secondary educa­ funded program which brings the Jeff Cole. tion."

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Tl'-J:E C::C>R.I> ~~ws / ~------~ Co-op beneficial to students KERI DOWNS . part of Laurier's School of Busi- recognize the importance and In the past year, 24 percent of research and planning, insurance, - Institutional Relations - ness and Economics for the past benefit of the co-op program as a Laurier's co-op students were banking, and materials manage- 16 years. There have been over complement to their academic employed in chartered accounting ment. Creating a national awareness 1300 co-op graduates from studies. positions, 36 percent in other fi- Internship students gained of the value of co-op education is Laurier. The internship program According to John Thompson, nance or accounting positions, 14 valuable experience in a variety the focus of the Canadian Associ­ was introduced in the Faculty of director of co-operative education percent in marketing or sales. of positions in 1991, including a ation for Co-operative Educa­ Arts and Science in 1980, and at Laurier, co-op provides many seven percent in administration, cancer researcher with Mount tion's (CAFCE) second annual this year almost 700 students are benefits to the student. It allows ~ve percent in computer applica- Sinai hospital in Toronto, a tei;b­ National Co-op week. Post­ enrolled in the two programs. them to test classroom learning in twns, and two percent in human ing position with the Wellingtoo secondary institutions acro!!S In conjunction with National real world situations, and enables resources. . . County Board of Education, and a Canada are uniting November 3-9 Co-op Week, the co-op depart- them to finance a considerable Th.e remammg 12 percent transportation planning position to promote the value of co­ ment at Laurier sent newsletters portion of their university ex- were m fields such as economic with Kitchener Transit operative education using the to 800 high schools and almost penses through work-term earn- theme "Education Today for Ex­ 1700 employers advertising ings. More importantly, work ex­ cellence Tomorrow." WLU's co-op and internship pro- perience increases a student's Co-op has been an integral grams. The co-o~ departme~t. ~ill marketability upon graduation, make presentatiOns to v1s1tmg and the program teaches valuable high school students on Laurier job-search splls such as resume Hazing not nice Day, Novemb~r 8. High school writing, interview preparation, students are bemg encouraged to and employee-employer relations. MIKE VAN BODEGOM One particular activity TheCord --- Nichols mentioned was funnel Earlier this week Dean drinking. "They don't realize~ Nichols unveiled the new pro­ danger until someone gets sick 11 posed policy with respect to al­ dies," said Nichols. "We just cohol. want to send the message that this Get involved Nichols explained that he is unacceptable." wants to take a proactive stance Nichols would like to see this ------Special to the Cord in this area. activity banned outright Some incidents of University­ Also released was a new sec· Global deforestation has been increasing at an alarming rate, ex­ affiliated groups involved with tion to be included in the studeul hausting large expanses of tropical rain forests. While there have heavy drinking have been handbook, titled "Hazing and In­ been some successful local attempts to protect the forest, such suc­ reported to the Dean's office and itiations". cess has not been accomplished globally. In fact, despite its own Nichols is aware of other in­ "No student shall, individual· reforestation efforts, Canada still contributes $500 million per annum stances. ly or by joining with one or mlR to works involving the destruction of rain forests. The problem, there­ These situations are often part other persons, engage in any 8CI fore, is not one whose solution should be left to South American of hazings or initiations. of hazing involving another mem· countries alone. The policy would ideally en­ ber of the university community,' If this issue concerns you, please visit the display in the Con­ courage students to use alcohol the section begins. course Monday to see what you can do about it. responsibly and legally. High-risk Nichols expects the policy 10 This is part of a much larger article that will appear as a Cord alcohol related practices would be be passed by Laurier's up-pet ~ feature next week. discouraged. ministration before January. NOVEMBER. c.,((..~ SWEATER. 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CC>R.D N":EWS A breeding ground for hypocrisy SHELDON PAGE The last time I heard Sunday contradictory. ping shouldn't be the issue in tioned hypocrites the boot. -News Commentary- shopping come up in the news Pause day supporters claim question, it's our current political Who would I like to see in was a decision by the Rae that Sunday shopping will keep system that should be scrutinized. power? The Liberals? The The Sunday shopping issue government to allow Sunday families apart. One would assume In light of the Sunday shopping Tories? As far as I'm concerned, has become a breeding ground for shopping during the month of De­ that December would be the most issue it looks like a joke. Have we choosing a party is like choosing hypocrisy. Not that this is unusual cember. You can't get more important time for families. One come to the point where policy the lesser of many evils. The only for a political issue, but it is so hypocritical than this. For a party would have to be blind not to see decisions are completely arbitrary party that comes to mind at the damn obvious where Sunday who supports a common pause the NPD's complete policy rever­ and are merely methods of gain­ moment is the Reform party. shopping is concerned. day to allow Sunday shopping sal. ing public support? It's time that Now that's a scary thought, isn't Up to a year ago the Sunday during December is completely Our views on Sunday shop- Ontarians give all the above men- it? shopping issue was mainly fought position by larger drug and variety stores. I'm sure everyone remembers when certain areas of stores would be blocked off to get around Sunday shopping regula­ tions. Due to a court decision last year, open Sunday shopping came into effect in Ontario. Ice Some communities embraced the idea, while others chose to slay closed. It was made quite Look clear that if employees didn't want to work on a Sunday they 1 didn't have to. The ones that did, in most cases, received extra pay. The New Democratic Party what soon put an end to Sunday shop­ pmg. Strong supporters of labour unions, the NDP were also in favour of a common pause day. It seemed that the Sunday shopping Issue had ground to a halt. ousave The next step was to pass the buck to the municipalities. They were given the power of deciding whether or not to open on Sun­ day. This is nothing less than a when huge cop-out. What an easy way to step out of the limelight and let the municipalities take the heat from Sunday shopping decisions. ou travel an train! kills TORONTO ss ONE WAY self LONDON $7 ONE WAY -Special to The Cord - Tickets must be purchased at least 5 days in advance. Alright you blood mongers, Students travel for 50% off every for the benefit of anyone who has day of the week with VIA. But been living in a cave for the last don't wait around! Seats sell fast, week, here is a brief account of especially on busy routes. So plan the spectacle on Hickory St. last ahead and enjoy all the comfort Thursday. and freedom only the train Waterloo Regional Police of­ allows. At half price! ficers went to a house on Hickory St. at 1:20 p.m. and were con­ For full details, call a travel agent fronted by a man with a knife. or VIA Rail™. The man would not submit to ar­ • Min. 5-day advance purchase. • 50% rest and the officers left the discount applies to full-time students with I.D. for one-way Coach travel in the scene. The emergency response Quebec City/Windsor Corridor only. • t team was called in. Police stand­ Blackout dates: Dec. 15 - )an. 3, Apr. 16 - ing outside the house could smell 20. (During these periods, and through· gas, this resulted in the gas and out the year, student discount is 10% , hydro to the house being cut off. with no advance purchase require· ment.) • Seats limited- varies according Several apparent family mem­ to route and date. • Other conditions bers wanted to approach the may apply. Please enquire. house in fear that the man might harm himself. At 4:30 p.m., the man was found dead in his home. According to police the man had killed himself. Police said that an autopsy would be performed to TAKE A LOOK AT THE TRAIN TODAY determine the cause of death. The Cord news department, ® although belatedly on the scene, were blissfully unaware of the situation for two hours since no one bothered to call us, including several people who were more ...... '"' than aware of our phone number -bastards. 1[1) Make an inforined decision NANCY McCREARY Canada Trust (she is currently a the whole city", she Vote dammit branch manager), has prepared feels that the area can Nancy McCreary, another her to deal with tough economic preserved with improved The City of Waterloo The following candidate sum­ Laurier graduate, has addressed a times. She stressed that she would making the people the municipal election is taking place maries are for Wards 4 & 6 and number of student concerns in her put forward a "conservative ap­ consideration. on Tuesday November 12. Ward the Candidates at Large. Make an campaign. Chief among them is proach" to the budget. McCreary 6 (uptown) voters can take ad­ informed choice. the issue of student safety; well feels that environmental concerns vantage of a polling station in the Thanks to our summary lighted bicycle paths were given must be addressed, saying that all Margaret Voelker is a Concourse. You can be writers: Christina Craft, Jeff as an example of something she the resources of the community date in Ward 6. She grew up enumerated at the polling station Heywood, Steve Hornick, Barry would do to aid the large student must be drawn on to manage both Waterloo, and returned to - this means you have no excuse Jowett, Ingrid Neilson, Andrew population. The issue of absentee waste and resources. She also region four years ago after for not \ vting. Thomson, Carey Waters · landlords is also one that she felt f('.els that her experience with var­ Tleeded addressing in this upcom­ ious local volunteer agencies such in the southern United States, ing election. as the Heart and Stroke founda­ the Carribbean. Her P.Yili'J'iPJIOI'M McCreary feels that her 15 tion and Crime Stoppers gives her with the many communities years experience in the financial a solid working background for has lived in, and the Ward four community groups she has community, as an employee of the job. MORTY TAYLOR street you can probably talk involved with in her municipal politics with him over have given her a firm insight Morty is a fine upstanding a Morty burger. When Morty's -ward S1X- what makes a community citizen and restaurant owner with campaign manager was asked STEWART MUNDY of students to the uptown core, Voelker feels that great experience in muncipal govern­ what makes Morty different from saying that they are an "integral can still be taken with regards ment. He was the Counsel­ other candidates, "Because he's Stewart Mundy, an uptown part of the community". Mundy environmental issues, and lor/Mayor of the Village of Morty". resident for the past 20 years, stressed that he would look at political voices for the Bridgeport before it was annexed ELIZABETH KOLENKA feels that his various activities "what the city can give back to stituents. by Kitchener and he is a long within the uptown business com­ the students", citing the issue of Having two degrees time citizen of Kitchener which Elizabeth Kolenka is running munity, including work with the housing safety as a major con­ Ontario universities, makes him a knowledgeable can­ for Councillor Ward 4 Columbia. Chamber of Commerce, gives cern. He also wished to see Voelker is also concerned didate for alderman. Morty stands She is a second year political him a solid background to deal greater student participation in several student related issues. for: science student at U of W, and with these tough economic times. the upcoming election. is glad to see that Wilfrid * Responsible government with she says that "the only way to One of his prime objectives for University and the University sound flScal policy have an idea what a student has to Ward 6 is the implementation of TRICIA SIEMENS Waterloo students are now * A strong healthy business en­ go through is to be one". She an economic development plan, be enumerated in the area, vironment cites the problems of getting ade­ involving the core businesses and Tricia Siemens is running for hopes that the students will * The right for choice in Sunday quate student housing, and safety shopping malls, designed to stop Uptown Ward 6. She lives in the ercise their voting rights. shopping as being very important to stu­ the "leakage of consumer dollars" area and also has a small business * Improved garbage disposal and dents. from this important area. Noting there, Words Worth Books. PAT McMAHON conservation of water resources The environment is an issue that a great number of manufac­ Siemens feels that she has a to name a few. in the forefront and she feels edu­ turers have left the twin cities, definite vested interest in the Unfortunately we were Morty has a great deal of cation of the public and is needed Mundy also noted that "prudent community. to contact Pat McMahon for empathy for the student popula­ to achieve maximum success in spending" should be the order of Siemens believes that it is ex­ platform summary. 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1)91 THUR.SD.A.y. N"C>"VE~BER. 7. 1991 D 'T'I-m C::C>R.D N"EWS -m s. She Still more -candidates est be of a new parking garage, and a estate. are taken to preserve our regional pusing, 3500 seat spectator arena, for Candidates at large When asked why he decided ecosystems and resource base ~mary which ground-breaking takes to run for city council, Brown To ensure that fiscal accoun­ DAVID BUSSIERE re-election on November 12. He place next week. * responded that he's always tability is a key component of any McKinnon has been actively l is proud of his accomplishments worked on behalf of the people. and all decision making. City and regional councils since 1985, when he was elected involved in the environment, He served his country in WW II should work towards economic chairing the Tree Advisory Com­ candi- to councillor of Waterloo, then in and spent his life serving the pub­ MIKE CuNNOLLY development that is not solely 1988 when he was elected to mittee. She has also looked into lic as a police officer. Now he based on growth, contends David regional and city councillor. He safety in the region by helping to wants to work for the public Mike Connolly is a candidate Bussiere, candidate for councillor pledges to tackle the new issues , conduct a safety audit of the city, politically. for Regional and City Councillor at large. Bussiere, a Laurier busi­ of the day. Some of his highest bringing improved lighting to the Brown feels that he can do a Waterloo. He is also the ness grad and former WLUSU concerns are water supply and promenade at Waterloo Park, and better job than others who only chairman and one of the founders president, believes that while water quality, the environment, co-chairing the Twin Cities Cy­ shine at election time. of Tax Watch, a grassroots orga­ bringing new business to the city housing, and social services. He cling Committee. This committee nization of voters in the tri-city is important, supporting existing also claims to be deeply con­ is made up of 10 Laurier and 10 SUSAN FORWELL area who are united in protest businesses is equally important. cerned with fiscal responsibility University of Waterloo students against what they perceive as fis­ By strengthening ties between the through more open and who are looking into the needs of Susan Farwell did not consider cal irresponsibility at the city and the schools, he believes responsive government. racing, touring, and commuting the student body an important municipal level. Tax Watch that the city could expand its Telegdi is a concerned mem­ cyclists. McKinnon is also a source of votes so she hesitantly claims membership of 1400 and business consulting services and ber of the community. He serves "LINK" Girl Guide leader work­ participated in the open forum is fielding seven candidates in the increase business access to these as an active advisor for Waterloo ing with girls at Laurier, U.W, and was not available for ques­ upcoming elections. Included in resources. Region Social Resources Council, and Conestoga College. tions by the Cord. Here are her measures proposed by Connolly Bussiere graduated from platforms anyway, taken from the Victim Services Reference SID BROWN are setting tax limits not exceed­ Laurier in 1988, and he feels that Group, Kitchener House, Water­ vague political rhetoric contained ing the rate of inflation. because of this he has an under­ in her pamphlet: loo Uptown Business Improve­ Sid Brown is 66 years old. He He stressed Monday in the standing of local student prob­ ment Association, and many * To ensure that public trust is candidates meeting in the Con­ lems. He is interested in address­ spent 33 years in law enforce­ improved by anticipating and more. He is also a member of the ment and is the retired chief ot course that he wants to be some­ ing student causes such as im­ University of Waterloo Senate dealing with problems before one whom students can come and proved lighting on poorly lit the Waterloo Regional Police. He they reach a critical stage and Senate executive and the Stu­ now spends his time selling real talk to about concerns "whether streets and pathways. Bussiere dent Housing Task Force. * To ensure that stronger steps I'm elected or not". feels that students are merely being "tolerated" by the city. He JOAN MCKINNON believes that students can change this attitude by voting. Bussiere Joan McKinnon is seeking re­ currently works for an indepen­ election in the Candidate-at-large dent marketing company and area. She has served one 3-year teaches part-time at the Toronto term in which she succeeded in School of Business. bringing about several improve­ ments in the region. McKinnon, ANDREW TELEGDI who kept her vows to be a full­ time councillor in a more open, The present councillor, communicative council, has been Andrew Telegdi, is running for instrumental in the construction

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manufacturing towards the service industry' but believes If Kitchener is going to remain in order to expand and that Kitchener will 'not lose more or gain more' -from this regain the signs of prosperity that they once exhibited, then J--listory transition. Kitchener falls within the triangle of manufac­ the Municipal Government in Kitchener has its work cut turing and technology with the other municipalities being out for them. Not only will the Mayor have to act as am­ Dom has been a member of council since 1963 with the Cambridge, Guelph and sister city Waterloo. This triangle bassador to the City, but will have to co-ordinate efforts .... last nine years of his tenn serving as Mayor. If re-elected, from both labour and management to restructure the work Dom will be the longest standing Mayor in the City of force in Kitchener to keep the City a profitable place for Kitchener. He has Sat on numerous committees such as Industry to be. The key is innovation, and the Municipal civic administration, finance, planning, parks and recrea­ Council are key to structuring these necessary changes. tion and many others. Throughout his career he has shaped The attributes of Kitchener as noted by Mayor Cardillo the growing City of Kitchener with his knowledge and his are 'high quality of life, friendliness and a good place to ability to market the assets of this historic area. raise your family and settle down', and although this can­ In the last election Dom had one serious opponent; not be disputed, the question focuses on "if there are no Richard Christy. Richard was a fonner Aldennan and col­ jobs, who will enjoy this high quality of life?" league on Council who lost to Dom by a margin of 1,927 The 1991 election holds some very tough questions for votes in the 1988 election. The number of eligible voters the politicians. The people are venting their anger on not was 110,779 and of this number only 41,010 (37.02%) of only the Federal Governments but the Provincial and the people voted. However, the changing face of Kitchener Municipal ones as well. The anger is directed at not only and the problems that face the City in the 1991 election the politicians but their direct influence through taxation. may serve to boost this sparse number of interested Although Mayor Cardillo note.s that the Kitchener City citizens. Council since 1989 has kept the quality without increasing the tax base drastically, the people are looking for more committment - taxpayers (both commercial and residen­ Employment tial) are crying out for a tax freeze for the 1993 and 1994 budgets. Dom stated that he is 'aware of the change from Taxation

Mayor Cardillo's response is to listen. In Dom's OIN campaign he has marketed himself as a 'people person'. He has remained consistent with his campaign image by Jim o·Malley is particularly sensitive to the manufactures volume, being proposing a financial advisory committee. This would be Special R¢port that over 60% of the population is employed by such in­ set up to allow the taxpayers to gain insight and infonna­ dustries. The labour force is dependent on the charity of tion through discussion. This would include going over More •and more these. days the word$ their employers and since the ftrst quarter of 1989, these select expenditures, noting the impact on various sectors of companies have not shown much charity towards this City. the Kitchener economy, but more importantly noting the ~manufactured in Kitehener' a.re disappearing resources that the city has to make this tax freeze a reality. from labels and items purchased by consumers in The recession has hit this sector of Ontario especially hard, with the residents witnessing up to 14.4% unemployment Although this committee sounds great and the interac­ Canada and abroad. What does it take to operate rates in the area. Dom talks of 'future business expansion' tion between the local government and the citizens is in­ and manage a profitable manufacturing colllPany citing the enrollment of the Chamber of Commerce 'grow­ spiring, where are the necessary cuts going to be made? in this City of 155,779 people? Well. the execu­ ing in number of members over the last year'. Dom men­ Although everyone wants to pay less taxes, there are tives and management at these companies can't tions this factor as a reason to be hopeful in the upcoming certain services that have to be cut due to their dependency quarters. on the tax money. Kitchener's quality of life is going to be tell you. sacrificed to keep municipal tax dollars in the pockets of the citizens. The hard decision comes for the Mayor and his fellow members when they begin to outline what ef­ fects these cuts are going to have. Taurus Footware OIN I In January of 1991 the doors of the Taurus division in Kitehener were scheduleO. to close down, for the last time giving 230 workers the ONEJ "boot". Uniroyal Qoodrich Manufactuers of Greb and KOdiak outdoor With auto sales in a slump and North America turing is now faced with an overwhelmingly work boots, Taurus plans to move production to in the slow recovery of a recession, it is not hard large market. Adjustment costs in reaching com­ its Quebec plant which can manufacture up to to imagine support industries like tire manufac­ petitive economies of scale with their US 3,500 pairs of boots per day. turing could not be affected. counterparts as well as balancing the heavier tax Taurus is the creation of Montreal When Uniroyal Goodrich announced in June burdens, expensive labour and the high cost of entrepeneur Sol Zuckerman. He managed to con­ that it would be laying· off 1.000 workers. it land widdle down an already narrow margin of solidate four bankrupt footware companies to ended tutn()urs of a double.plant closure. profit, Coupled with formerly high .interest rates build the Taurus name. · The Akrone. Ohio based tire manufacturer in (expensive borrowing) and a strong dollar that The heavy expansion in the 1980's must now Kitchener is the largest industrial employer with creates expensive exports not only spells a recipe lead to a reduction in the 90's. Struggling with a over 2,000 employees operating in the two for disaster for Kitchener, but on a larger eco­ giant sixty-eight million dollar debt load. plants. nomic scale as well. aepressed sales and large operating losses, Zuck­ Bob Rae blames free trade but the company 11 erman must find a way to get Taurus back on simply states that it was a "business decision • track. The losses in Kitchener served too great to The two Kitchener plants are the least efficient The List Continues maintain plant operations; the cut seemed essen­ out of nine currently operating in North America. . . . tial to re-group organizations. Uniroyal Goodrich unveiled a plan to con- ·500 J~bs lost at Sea~am Dtstille~ Ltd. solidate its two plants by building one modem · 350 JObs lost at Dellcraft Funuture Company factory. With only half of the employees, the Ca- · 280 jobs lost in Waterloo at SumarHauserman Hoffman Meats Ltd.· nadian operation will be ~~naged fro;n the US. The labour ministry reported in the first half In orde~ to save the remammg ~,000 JObs, .some of1990 17,500 jobs were lost due to the end of One of Ontario's largest meat producers has concessions from the labour umons were asked 1990 rivaling the 1982 record of 46,000 job cut back from two shifts to one leaving 140 for a_nd granted. . losses. In tota1250,000 people have been put out people unemployed. Hoffman was recently pur- Ftgures ca~not be Ignored. To ~ extent free of work in Ontario since the beginning of the chased by Maple Leaf Foods Inc. trade can be directly blamed. Canadian manufac~ recession. ------~------·~~----- THUR..SDA."Y. 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Richard feels that "business is telling Government that It becomes a time where money is scarce and therefore times are tough and to look for a new way". This is a chore taxpayers are screaming for relief. Mr. Christy has an ans­ History that requires strong leadership and a Mayor to "encourage wer for their screams. An economic and budgetary review task force. Richard Christy served on Kitchener City Council from all sectors of the communil) to work together to meet the tremendous challenges and opportunities". However, al­ Members of the community will "apply to council to sit 1981 to 1988. At the time of the last election Richard feels on the task force to examine all economic aspects". Essen­ !hat tl-te economy was "buoyant (and people were) not sure though the realization that the 1990's are challenging, the hard part is to find a compromise between the citizens and tially they will be evaluating effects of water surcharges, that a change in Mayor was necessary. They were worried lot levies (to name a couple) and will be examining the about the implications of that change". But as Richard is 1991-1992 budget to recommend cutbacks. These people running once again for Mayor, he feels the time has come for a change. Mr. Christy would like to address the "ques­ will come from social service areas, accounting, and small ·uo business. These are just some of the people whom Richard to tion of accountability and leadership" to the role of Mayor. Richard is no stranger to the political system. Along feels will adequately represent a cross section of the people in Kitchener. no with the many committees that the present Mayor has been involved with, Richard, while an Alderman, was a This may be a recipe for disaster. To allow the average Regional Councillor from 1983-1988,a member of the citizen in on the financial processes and some proceedings business development committee, downtown business as­ which they would not understand may only serve to slow sociation, the Heritage Foundation and many more areas of down the efficiency which Kitchener has upheld. The community representation. His continued interest explains "resource" allocation should stay in the hands of the his second drive to be Kitchener's Mayor. elected political representatives. As Richard Christy runs for Mayor for the second time, Richard however feels that this is a pessimistic attitude he expressed his thoughts about the positive experience and that the time has come for CHANGE. There is "anoth­ er style for Mayor of the City of Kitchener" and Richard ore about being outside the political ring for a while. He would like to set the guidelines for this style. He brings den- learned that "it is essential for politicians to discuss the 994 economic issues with all sectors of the economy". This forceful words to critical issues. Mr. Christy wants the leads us to our next area of examination: the structure of people to get over their dependency and believes "any Kitchener's workforce. municipality (that) is going to come out of the recession will do it on its own merit - not looking to funding from provincial governments as they have in the past, new crea­ tive and dramatic measures are needed". This statement Employment may hold the key to Kitchener's edge in the upcoming decade. Richard is concerned about the impact of the recession rn's on the City of Kitchener. He feels that it is important to on'. "work with all sectors to bring renewed prosperity to e by Kitchener and the Region of Waterloo". Mr Christy feels the politicians. dbe that "fresh views and internal restructuring" are essential to ~rma­ confront the "new economic challenges that 1990's are CO-Mlt\Jljl over bringing". 'rs of This falls into one of Richards platforms, specifically Taxation situated in Mississauga. Gagnon, a head repre-, the 'R' number one; recovery from the recession. However, since Richard has been absent from the council chambers Richard has expressed his opinion that this is a "crucial sentative for Cameo summed up the companies • rae- for three years, it is easy to point out the mistakes that the election for our City". With high unemployment, the alternatives as "the only way to survive was to council has made. The City requires someone who will restructuring of traditional industry that Kitchener has become faster and more efficient". By having the come in and rectify those mistakes or plan for the future heavily relied upon in the past makes the times uncertain. courage to adapt to the current business environi are that the City requires to keep the workforce in Kitchener mentt they inspire others to believe that there is ency employed. Perhaps the present industrial structure is not a to be sufficient for a long term solution and if this is the case, future for Canadian manufacturers. ts of then the Mayor will have an even more difficult task at and hand. t ef- AND not bad for a company that is only eight years in CCL Industries operation. This company makes labels for companies Alias has m,en one of the few to respond to such as Proctor and Gamble and Nabisco. TheY, VP the challenge that the FTA presents. The fierce faced the. prQsper~ys mid 1980 expansion· iln~ ~pecial Report global competition has only made Alias re­ were hit by the impact of the FfA. The agree1 Stephanie K. Perrin double its eff~s to adapt their programs, to meet ment enabled. tbese companies .to make the the changing Q.epnds of the industf¥. lhey sur.­ choice w bav¢ the labels manufactured in thd The 1990ts are the decade of endurance. vive by making leading edge technology their OS, cloS;et to ~eit larger markets and .~ffecdvel Jhere is going to be a division between. the com­ primary focus. They have marketed a unique ser­ manages to cpUheir costs. petitive and the com.petition past. This article is vice and the response bas been overwhelming. The threat put them in action, in the last tWo Dot on the down side -.it focuses on the emerging years made nine purchases that make them the luccess stories of the decade. largest North American manufacturer. .., Still hundreds of Canadian comparues are ••Free trade was the worst and best'IJ.ing tha· c:a1''"11. co ever happened to us.,. McLeod the Vice Presii fW'Jling to face the challenge. Canada bas been ~lessed with the essential resources~ but this is This company has adjusted to the changes that dent of ~lanning expressed. He believed that it ilo longer enough· to. remain competitive on the the FfA demattds. The company sales faltered "forced us (CCL) to become more focused and pobal market that the FTA has fotVed com.. due to market .~dictions that were CQnsistently much more aggressive to survive •t. }>anies to consi&r. This will focus on three main inaccurate and .. could no longer function in such Faced with the choice to adapt or become ob~ i:ompanies that have met this challenge and pro­ an efficient manner. It became fear that made the solete and wallow in inefficiency. CCL decided ~de an example for other Canadian businesses. company re-evaluate their structure. to develop a product that could compete in the High inventory costs. poor customer satisfac­ North American market. They changed the pro1 tion and inefficient assembly plants plagued the duction efficiency schedule by over seven hours company. Management began to search for ways which is a clear sign of their adaptation. They at~ Alias Research Inc. to increase productivity and reduce these high in­ tained the size to be competitive, and note theif This Toronto based computer software ftnn ventory costs. Cameo evaluated structures such next ambition as being the foreign market. half has captured attention on a global scale. Their as the Fuji plant.in Japan and the Toyota plant in This plant that is located in Willowdale, . company featured the animation breakthroughs d of Cambridge to find the error in their ways. Ontario employees 5,200 people and their profi~ that millions of viewers have had the pleasure to job It is innovative techniques and self explora­ for 1990 was $19 million. CCL is one of the observe this summer in Terminator II. This in~ tion that enable companies such as Cameo to tout three companies in this province to exhibit th~ novative company has managed to add to its list remain competitive in this narrow market. This traits necessary for survival in the challenging the of clientele General Mot?tS, T~~----~nd Sony; PlaJ!L£!!!I:~!J!lY. ~!!1Ployees 2,§0p_ ~gp~~ !Dd_ is 1990~s. _____. -·------·----' ------

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ueer culture is a phenomena which has received much atten­ "No more popcorn on Sunday afternoons." (?) tion in all forms of media over the past few years. Queer cul­ Michelle Vasiga 1st Year Psychotic Q ture covers the gamut of aspects which comprise the gay and lesbian lifestyle from social and political issues, fashion, music, liter­ ature, and art. In the past few years there has been a large scale festi­ J val in Toronto called (oddly enough) Queer Culture. During this event exhibits of gay and lesbian art are established, music concerts, stage productions and film viewings take place, and public readings of some of the vast quantity of gay and lesbian literature occur. The Queer culture is something so interesting that it can actually be difficult to comprehend. In many respects gays and lesbians do not have their own culture within our society as we share all of the aspects and traditions of cultures and societies which we are both part "Night class teachers that keep me to !0:15pm on of and surrounded by. Our religious, social, political, and yes, even Thursdays really bug me." moral views are markedly similar or even the same as heterosexual beliefs yet, somehow over the years we have developed separately Becky McDougall 3rd Year Teacherbashing and in tandem our own forms of art, music, literature, etc. which give us the ability to call ourselves a sub-culture. What makes gay and lesbian expressions so significantly different from those of the non-gay artists (for simplicity the word artist ap­ plies to all creators, both original and performance oriented, in all com:eivable foru..; of art, music, stage, film, photography, writing, fashion, etc.)

spirift~, an~ siotafy Chris Skalkos to play in the big league"- has a There was a variety of tunes rang- ber Rik Emmett, played lead gui­ on the six-string and vocal Cord Entertainment painfully ironic tone that exposes ing from 'Lunatic Fringe', an tar. Matt Frenette, a red-faced, harmonies. the Canadian' need and desire to ominous track punctuated with wide-eyed drummer from the The gathering of such sea­ Way back in the early 80's, make it big in the States. The abrupt keyboard harmonies and defunct band Loverboy, beat out soned musicians on one stage when Tom Cochrane got his first deftly simple lyrics create a sustained power chords, to an the rhythm behind the drum kit resulted in a tight and dynamic taste of success with a band straightforward passion that acoustic rendition of Leonard while Peter Fredet, the bassist for live performance that was much called Red Rider and a chart top- doesn't preach but that still Cohen's 'Bird on a Wire', a song that wild party kind'o'guy Kim ping single called 'White Hot', makes a point. , .. )umetimes at that "used to get me fired a lot Mitchell, accompanied Cochrane continued on page 17 who would have thought that he night I can hear the ice crack/it from night clubs" Cochrane would become one of Canada's sounds like thunder and rips claimed. top songwriters and performers a through my back ... ") Although his acoustic guitar decade later? Indeed, the integrity of pieces are an outstanding exam- Cochrane, like pop-rock Cochrane's song-writing has pie of his musicianship, two progenitors such as Bruce Cock- helped to form a special bond be- acoustic digressions and a ballad burn and Neil Young, has con- tween him and his hard-core fans. played in a row brought the sistently forged strong material "I've always been a strong tempo of the show to a screeching throughout his career. proponent of the song and the art- halt. This Canadian tunesmith from ist and the art coming first as op- One thing that was obviously Manitoba credits his low-key, posed to sitting down and trying missing during his performance regular guy image with his sue- to wPite a hit," Cochrane ex- was the Red Rider label that is cess. His performance, however, plained in an interview with the synonymous with Cochrane's in front of 900 fans at UW's Fed- K-W Record last year. name since he stepped out into eration Hall, was anything but "I've always stood for free- the spotlight to become the visual low-key. dom of thought and creativity in focus of the band in 1986. Since This self-effacing songwriter my music", he said. guitarist Ken Greer, the last combines a jangling mix of guitar Without the flamboyant stage original member, departed for a hooks with a Celtic reel. 'Boy In- antics and pompous attitudes that solo career, Cochrane has side the Man', a catchy song most successful recording artists dropped the Red Rider name and about growing up and staying inherit with their success, now tours solo. Gone with Greer young-spirited exemplifies Cochrane is content to deliver an is the distinct slide-guitar sound Cochrane's style. Melodic honest presentation of himself he gave to the music of Tom acoustic guitars and keyboard and his music. Cochrane and Red Rider. riffs also permeate the structure "He seems like the guy you Losing the Red Rider that has of songs like 'Avenue A', a beau- bump into at the beer store", ex- collected a handsome array of tiful ballad about lost love. claimed one hyperventilating, platinum albums was not a really Cochrane's intelligent and profusely perspiring fan." daring move on Cochrane's part perceptive song-writing is charac- "He's a good time," he considering how he dominated terized by an anthem-like chorus gasped. the band's song-writing since that plays upon easily recog- Keeping a raucous audience their third album. nizable human emotions. This entertained for two straight hours An observant onlooker that ts was evident in 'Big League', a was not a difficult task consider- night might have recognized song from his last LP Victory ing the vast amount of material (8 some familiar faces filling the Day. It's a song about a father albums including a Greatest Hits positions in Cochrane's back-up who loses his hockey player son collection recorded live with the band. Sil Samone, a dazzling in a tragic car accident. Edmonton Symphony Orchestra) young guitarist who has toured The chorus -"My boy is going Cochrane had to choose from. recently with ex-Triumph mem- photo: Steve Hodgson ~ds, names anb rameras Dave Marcus make as many contacts as you It's also an opporturuty tor agents laughed at myself for my in- should know about. Suffer Ma- Cord Entertainment can, go to as many seminars as to have their acts showcased, and competence with the can.~ra that chine {although in dire need of a you can, see as many showcases hopefully get them booked so dangled around my neck the new name) bang out a funky, Coca---a mish mash of bands, as you can, and then try and re- they can hopefully make some entire weekend. rhythmic, jazz. They stood out for long comedians, hypnotists, agents, member everybody's names after money. The politics of the whole Coca also made me realize their undeniable ability to really this is programmers, bar managers, a heavy night of intoxication. thing are really very scary. How- what a job Dan Dawson, along play their respective instruments •d must B.S.A. staff, drunks, advertisers, In reality, it's an opportunity ever, for me it was an opportunity with Skippy and his crew, have well and they delivered their , there vodka company reps, drunks, and for programmers to see up and to laugh. in booking acts for the students of music with charisma. Another bs and camera flashes. The idea is to coming acts and decide which of I laughed at bands like In the W.L.U. to see. They have to sort band to watch out for is Too he Ser­ meet as many people as you can, the acts they would like to book. Flesh (a Floyd cover band} who through the mish mash and de- Many Cooks who piay a hard­ g their seemed to have popped straight cide what would be best for driving, guitar-heavy, out and out eir ef­ out of Spinal Tap. I laughed at Laurier. They performed ad- rock. f more Skippy when hypnotist Casey mirably and have already booked All things considered Coca indc­ Bones worked his magic and Corky and the Juice Pigs at the was an educational experience. I people bounced invisible frisbees off Turret on November 30. Don't learned all about the campus ptg for Skippy's head. I laughed at the miss them, these guys are truly music scene including the politics ~ ey no hysterical comedy trio Corky and hilarious. and the mish mash. I also learned p back the Juice Pigs as they did a Aside from the Juice Pigs that people should never pretend ?re the routine of two Canadian dyslexic there were a couple of other hap- to remember someone else's pnality game show hosts. I especially pening bands that I think you name under the guise of "having been drunk".

I ------·-- - fn .tt:e sr:en:e lnnk at simpltr time NOW UNTIL NOVEMBER 16 Dave Donald Frost and Vijen Vijendrun display sculpture and paintings Steye Hodgson Cord at the Art Gallery in the John Aird Centre. 10:00 am to 7:00pm. Cord Entertainment Admission is free. My Dad, who was then in his survived the Holocaust. "He NOVEMBER 7 We must recapture the values 60's, walked over to the 'Terrible talked of the importance of si­ Bourne and MacLeod at the Princess Cinema. 8 pm. and standards of times gone by Turk.', put his hand on his lence. To take time to listen to Holly Cole at the Humanities Theatre. and bring that style of living into shoulder and told him he was ourselves and stand up for what King Apparatus at tlie Bombshelter. our present communities. making too much noise. The bul­ we believe in. That's when I de­ Ralph Elsaesser, piano. Music at Noon. That's the word from one of ly stood up, looked into my Dad's cided to move from the city back Eddie Clearwater at Pop the Gator. 9 pm. Canada's best known journalists, eyes, threw money on the table to the farm," Bonisteel added. NOVEMBERS Roy Bonisteel. Bonisteel, who and left" Bonisteel's previous books in­ Cliff Erickson at Wilfs. 1pm. spent 22 years as host of CBC's Bonisteel went on to discuss a clude, In Searc]l of Man Aliv~ The Kite at Stages. 9 pm. Man Alive, is currently promot­ NOVEMBER 8 TO 9 ing his latest book There Was A The Mellow Fellows at Pop the Gator. 9 pm. Time. The Powder Blues Band at Lulu's. 9 pm. Speaking at the main branch of NOVEMBER 10 the Kitchener Public Library Wind Ensemble and WLU Choir Concert. Michael Purves-Smith, Thursday, Bonisteel recited pas­ Conductor. Recital Hall, Aird Centre. 3 pm. sages from his book which takes Monty Python Theme Night at Wilfs. Free popcorn and admission. a nostalgic look at a simpler time NOVEMBER 12 when work was hard and the Laurier Lectures: Christopher Andrew (Cambridge historian) and rewards were basic. Oleg Gordievsky (former KGB Colonel). Recital Hall, Aird Bonisteel grew up on a farm in Centre, 8 pm. Admission is free. Ontario's Bay of Quinte region NOVEMBER 13 where his family had lived for Mike Mandel at Fed Hall. seven generations. Poetry Workshop: Bruce Bond. 4 pm. Room 2-112. "Times were tough back then, but my family kept our spirits NOVEMBER 14 high," Bonisteel said, adding, Jan Overduin, organ. Music at Noon. "The ability to lean on each other helped us survive." Bonisteel' s father had problems expressing his emotions. "Al­ though he never told me he loved me, you knew you were loved be­ Hallowe'en prank he played and Man Alive: The Human Jour­ cause you had responsibilities on when he was a child. "My friends ~· He is currently working on a Express Yourself the farm," said Bonisteel. and I would knock over out­ new book. "It's about humourous w1th Our Bonisteel recalled his father's houses, then resurrect them the anecdotes from various religious W1tty & H1/anous bravery and courage. "I was sit­ following morning. We ended up leaders around the world," he Recycled Cards ting in a bar with my Dad once, inside an out-house pit once after said. 170 Un1vers1ty W Wluo when the town's bully came in someone caught on to our prank There Was A Time is published bes1de UW and started causing trouble. We by Doubleday and available at w1thm walkmg distance and moved his out-house back of botl1 Un1vers1t1es called him the 'Terrible Turk'. He five feet." bookstores throughout Kitchener­ would drink his beer and then He said his favorite interview as Waterloo. However, W.L.U.'s smash the glasses on the floor. a journalist was with a poet who bookstore is not carrying it. .-~~~------~~------~------~ VafsTopTen

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She described that the The truth of it is that Charlene interview world class figure Champions on Ice have been tor, a U.S. Open Professional show itself has two versions, one enjoys her job. She enjoys thrill­ skater Charlene Wong, I must ad­ training for their upcoming tour. Champion and a guest star on for large ice surfaces and one ing crowds, delivering artistic and mit that I took it for granted. Charlene was quite eager to Brian Orser's "Northern Stars adapted for smaller ice surfaces athletic performances, and mostly Mter all I don't even pretend to talk. After grinding through the Tour". She explained that she such as Centre in the Square (yes skating to the best of her ability. know anything about figure skat­ formalities, I told her that I knew started skating when she was 4 there will be ice in the Centre in She enjoys being the star she real­ ing and I certainly know even less nothing about figure skating and years old, that she received most the Square). She prefers the ly is. about Charlene Wong. But an op­ nothing about her. She was of her training in Montreal and smaller ice performances because The World Cup Champions portunity is an opportunity, and prepared for this; she rattled off a Ottawa and that she then climbed it forces the skaters to execute a on Ice will be at the Centre in the so after a series of complications lengthy list of impressive accom- steadily through the ranks until better routine since they are much Square from November 12 to 14. reaching the national and interna­ tional level of competition. Char­ lene turned professional in the fall of 1990. I sorted through this informa­ tion as quickly as possible and ij!n------scraped together a question: "How did you find the transition continued from page 15 Boy do we have a game under review this week! But before we from amateur competition to skat­ is a Highway' was a song that start, congratulations go out to Robert Lennips for winning that ing professionally?". She ans­ appreciated by the clangerous, Cochrane wrote to purge himself snazzy looking Nolan Ryan hologram baseball card! Ooohl Aaah! If wered "nice", and then, so as not beer-guzzling audience. from the guilt that he felt after you didn't win, then I would suggest you try to win the Donkey Kong to seem flaky, she elaborated. Musically speaking, the tunes visiting poverty stricken countries Jr. game. In a couple of weeks, the person with the high score will Apparently, in amateur competi­ from Cochrane's new release like Mozambique and Ethiopia. win the video game itself! Neat-o. tion there is more emphasis on Mad Mad World are not sig­ Drawing from personal emo­ the separate parts of a routine, nificantly different from his old tional sources gives him lyrical Smash T.V.: and work is directed to each un­ material. Tfie song 'Life Is A perceptiveness and sharing all of Did you ever see Arnie Schwartzenegger's movie "The Running developed part. Professionally, Highway' was one of the this with his fans seems .to be Man"? This game seems to be a direct copy of the movie. You get the however, the emphasis is placed highlights of the night. what Tom Cochrane is all about. chance to be a contestant on an ultra-violent futuristic game show by on the entire presentation as a "Life is a highway ... " blared Being staunchly devoted to going into an arena and shooting basically anybody and anything that whole, and the skater becomes Cochrane, "I W ANNA RIDE IT his music and song-writing while moves. Picking up those cute little gift packages gives you new more concerned with how the ALLLLL NIGHT LONG!!" the ignoring the temptation to let weapons and powers, so keep a look out for them. The game is pretty routine is perceived in its entirety. boisterous crowd responded. money influence the motivation good despite the fact that it can get pretty confusing with all these I directed her attention to her Ironically, this up tempo tune, behind his work is what makes creatures running around getting shot. It tends to end pretty quick un­ up-coming performances with the which has steadily climbed the Tom Cochrane a true artist and is til you start getting good at the game, so be prepared to pump in extra World Cup Stars on Ice and she charts since its release, was in­ what has allowed him to imprint quarters at the start. All in all, it's a fun game to play. The only thing immediately became very ex­ spired by a recent trip that himself in the grain of the Cana­ that is missing is a little video image of Richard Dawson kissing you cited. "I'm very excited", she said Cochrane took to Africa in a fact­ dian music industry over the last at the start of the game. and she explained why. She is fmding tour for the organizers of decade. s ~~-You've Found the Place ... ., '

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To remove aboard. talk about how most of the big Glover reprising their roles, is very skeptical of doing a third the temptation for a "Die Hard 4", "Die Hard 3: Die Hardest!' studios will be unleashing some currently being shot under the movie in the series, as the story "Die Hardest!" has the Willis begins filming in November, and major movie sequels next sum­ direction of Richard Donner, the goes, the spectacular failure of character, and indeed, everybody, is tentatively scheduled for an mer in their competition for the director who also did the first two last summer's "Hudson Hawk" die at the end of the move. Where August 1991 release, shying box office. "Weapons" (along with "Super- caused him to re-evaluate his ear- "Die Hard" ended off with the away from direct competition The biggest sequel of next man I" and "Superman II"). lier refusal: building getting blown up and with "Batman Returns", but stiU summer will undoubtedly be "Batman", "Lethal Weapon Also returning in the sequel "Die Hard 2" ended with a spec- hoping to capture a significant "Batman Returns", with Michael 2", and "Honey, I Shrunk the will be Reginald Veljohnson and tacular explosion of an airplane, chunk of the summer box offiCe Keaton back as Batman, and Kids" were all released by Bonnie Bedella. New cast mem- "Die Hard 3" builds to the climax returns. Danny Devito taking on the role Warner Brothers, and were all hers include Denzel Washington of the Penguin, while Michelle listed in the top five highest- and Robert "Terminator 2: Judge- Pfeiffer stars as the Catwoman. grossing movies of the summer of ment Day" Patrick as Willis's antagonists. "P\ot de\a\\s are s~etcb-y a\ \his time, but apparently there will be a strong continuity with the first 1965 • NME 's annual Readers Poll produced the following results: Plot details sketchy two movies. This time it's Christ­ Best Male Singer: 1 Elvis Presley; 2 Cliff Richard mas Eve again, but John and Hol­ Best Female Singer: 1 Dusty Springfield; 2 Brenda Lee but a strong ly McClane are on their way for a Best Vocal Group: 1 Beatles; 2 Rolling Stones cruse ship holiday in the Carib­ Musical Personality: 1 Elvis Presley; 2 Elton John con6nui1y with the bean. In the middle of the Bermuda Triangle, Washington, 1975 • British rock group The Who have started their US tour in lla· other two movies Patrick and a small gang of ter­ ditional style: Keith Moon, having bought a cop uniform, has taken to rorists seize control of the ship, frisking Who audiences for illicit substances and John Entwistle was kidnapping, amongst others, the arrested for disorderly conduct at an after gig party and spent the 1989. U.S. Secretary of State. night in jail. But my sources in Hollywood All hell breaks loose, and say that we should also expect an­ McClane/Willis come to the res­ 1985 * Bob Geldof masterminded two massive Live Aid benefit con· other high-powered sequel next cue yet again. certs that were staged simultaneously in London and Philadelphia and summer from 20th Century Fox: As a sly self-reference to "Die viewed by a television audience of over two billion. This "global "Die Hard 3: Die Hardest!". Hard", "Die Hardest!" even has jukebox", the world's biggest ever rock concert designed to aid fam· Following up the success of McClane lose his shoes again: ine victims in Africa, featured some of the greatest names in the 1990's "Die Hard 2: Die Har- this time, McClane is trying out music industry. . der! ", producer Joel Silver has fire-walking over a charcoal pit STAR QUOTE convinced Bruce Willis to reprise when the terrorists seize the boat his role as Dectective John and thus has to run around "Give me a mandolin and/' II play you rock' n' roll." McClane, the one-man army who barefoot (again) throughout the -Keith Moon saved the Nakatomi Building in rest of the movie. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • • • CLIFF ERICKSON • • • Understanding • • • • • • • • the concerns • • • • • • • of • ~ • • • • ffi • Students • • w • • • Ontario's Songman· ACanadian Tradition • • • • • • • v • • NOVEMBER 9th • • • A GUY AN.D HIS GUITAR • • • • • • • • • • • • • • SHOW STARTS AT 8PM • • • ar 4 W.L.U. STUDENTS:$3 OTHERS: $4 • • ...... SCE::N"E: ...r nnntrn an atitn? rgrey because the ozone layer has been ~ ( - - ~ --' depleted. World tensions are high. All is ' ~ ~~- -~_:i Ensmainment . ' !. 11 - not well in happy land. Basically Conner Ly, I C ,~. """'=- .} , ,- ';! has dropped the ball. So much for the \__ "'( \ 1 - I ''- ). I - . (_ ,> 'gift'. A shield to help protect the earth \ \ ~ ~ ""V-~ ~t _/ .. His name is Conner McCleod of the from nasty cancer-causing radiation is ,_t ''< ' .J\ McCicod. He was born in the Vii­ built by Conner - and you thought he 1 rr of Glen Finin in the 17th century was an antique dealer! - ~ / y lid was wounded in a battle with the This is where things get really weird, and exiled from his home. He is you see ...Conner is an alien. That's right ilmortal; he cannot die. An Alien. That's what I said ...A -L-1-E- ~ ·· Thus begins "Highlander", one of N. AARRGH!!!! greatest cult/sleeper/B-movies of all The immortals were actual!) J bunch • The plot is simple if not a little sil­ of exiled rebels from the plan ~.:l 7 : is t. l race of immortal beings, who can Meanwhile, back on Zeist, evil-doer killed only by decapitation, chase resuJ Katana (a lot of thought went into that ea other through the ages until they one guys!), played by Michael Ironside, FUN, FOOD &LAUNDRY .eet at 'The Gathering', an epic battle wants to kill old Conner 'cause that's honly one of them can survive. what evil-doers do. 7AM 'TILL 11 PM Sure it sounds weak. But a great The rest is history. Expect good spe­ willy script, amazing cinematography, cial effects, a good performance by Con­ wonderful performances by Sean Con­ nery and lots of neato sword fighting. . L l 65 MACHINES lrl)' and Christopher Lambert, good FX Don't expect a sequel. The first movie [ - ] FULLY ATTENDED lid a pounding soundtrack gave this didn't need it. real life. You know, sometimes I rise above [ ) T.V. and TUNES In the end, Conner and the really my general optimism and think that r j WASH AND DRY FOLD SERVICE .,ty,evil, bad guy, the Kargen, a warrior people in Hollywood only do things for [ J ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY fnxn the Steppes of Russia, battle it out money ... say it ain't so Babe, say it ain't ( ] DETERGENTS AVAILABLE for lhe 'prize' and Conner wins. He thus so ... pins knowledge of the thoughts of all people everywhere in the world. With TWO STORIES OF GOOD CLEAN FUN Ibis knowledge he is supposed to pro­ IIIOie world peace, defeat hunger and dis- spenser grey hasn' 1 even seen (and maybe win the Miss America Highlander 2, so his opinion is based WE TAKE THE BLAHS OUT OF WASH DAY JIPll.) upon his disgust with this whole Alien, Highlander 2: The Quickening takes ozone, sequel thing. Go see the movie piKe in the year 2024. The earth has yourself and decide if you want, but I 220 KING ST.N. 725-9052 Moon been plunged into depressing darkness hope you can sleep at nights if you do.

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It's been Nearly every public official has mitted that both my heart T six years since I began spoken at length on the issue, ex­ were faked. clearing out all the bums, hacks, cept for the Prime Minister. The Nobody cares about bagmen, and old ladies who used public sees this as indifference, things. I got the job done, to run, from coast to coast, the and gives me poor approval with a certain violent, dark Progressive Conservative Party of ratings, but in truth I am fmely that had been missing from Canada riding associations. After tuned in as to what is proceeding. dian politics for years: "wbal destroying the party's executive A week before delivering my Artist's rendering of Prime Minister Sheffield making him­ laughed, respectable burst with laughter, and wbal from within, I rebuilt the Conser­ address on the Quebec question, I self comfortable In the US President's office while enter­ cried the little children died in vative election machine in my suffer a minor heart attack while taining the Soviet Premier. By: Bill Sienkiewicz, Cord Staff streets": you have to be a bit own image, restoring true two­ wrapping my golf club around a nance Minister, and Minister of "the greatest peace-time prime bastard to get the job done, party democracy to Canada. In tree, while playing a round of Agriculture) Anna Duke Prime minister of the last two centuries, was a bit of a bastard: the end April, a thankful country elects golf with the press corps. My per­ Minister of Canada, the first the man who saved Canada from ways justifies the means. me to the highest office in the na­ sonal physician publicly advises woman to ever hold the office... dissolution". I am remembered as a tion. me to hand over power to Deputy The year is 2071. I have been No one remembers my violent man, the Prime Minister It is not until my second term Prime Minister Merriott, but I dead for twenty-eight years. In outbursts on the golf course. No­ retired while still popular, as Prime Minister that Quebec refuse. The scheduled day, I ap­ the spring, the Canadian 20-dollar body brings up the nasty notes I again begins murmuring about pear before Parliament, angrily man who saved the nation:. I bill is redesigned, and my portrait used to send to the press (quote: loud, rude, tough, smart, aild aka separation. Canada pays Quebec giving a passionate speech on the is put in the place of King Wil- "FRUM, you are a hack and a of fun to watch: and if I was little attention, captivated as it is most important issue to confront Ham's. The Bank of Canada Cur- geek: before I got into politics, I sentially a liar and a thug, it by a Prime Minister who acts out Canada in a generation. Halfway rency Review Selection Com- used to walk your side of the "Hamlet" from rote as a filibuster through an appeal to unity, only because I reflected mittee chose to honour Prime street, and I think you should be psyche of the nation. in the House of Commons, and though, I collapse from another Minister Fisher Alexander Shef- embarrassed with the way you argues publicly with U.S. Presi­ For I was vox populi. heart attack. But before I fall to field over Prime Minister Lester handled the story of Carswell's For once /' m at a loss to write dent Arnold Schwarzenegger the floor, I refuse to go down on B. Pearson and Prime Minister appointment to the Mexican am­ disclaimer. I mean, how the hell over politics and women. my knees, whispering "Some­ M. Brian Mulroney because I was bassadorship last night on "The you beat something like this?! The year is 2017. I am out body's got to fight for Canada ... " with PMO Chief-of-Staff Ted January, 2019 sees the pub­ Cruise, Finance Minister Daniel lic's support behind me once Merriott, and Justice Minister again at the Lake Nipigon Con­ Anna Duke, for our weekly 9 stitutional Accord Conference. I holes of golf with the press pool, have all the cards back, and be­ when I am first told of Parry hind closed doors, I lay them out, Sound. Ontario's plan to declare telling the Premier of Quebec: itself a tax free zone. The press "Listen, you little fuck ... you informs me that Parry Sound and me and the other Premiers in town counselors have passed a this room are gonna sign this by-law that exempts the com­ deal, and then you're going to go munity from collecting or paying out there and sling your usual nee again the CORD proudly presents the vince him to seek counselling I'm afraid there any federal taxes. bullshit for th~ media... except this not many alternatives. You may have to rebllil4 time you're going to speak of 'the omniscient Ouija! People from all over Within two days, the Cana­ seek its mystical advice and now you can your old friendShips and strive for independett« dian Armed Forl:I.!S, under my incredible pride Quebec feels in 0 too. Hand in your letters at the info booth c/o the and self worth once again. Don't confuse love witA command, have cordoned off the giving Canada its special flavour' obsession and the need to feel accepted. and of 'the sacrifices Quebec has Cord or bring them up to the editor at the Cord of­ town and begun ripping up the fices. Love, roads and cutting off electricity. always been willing to make for Ouija the independent spirit the greater good of the nation' ... " Soldiers are stationed at every Dear Ouija, street corner, and by day CF-18 "Because if you don't do these Dear Ouija, things, five minutes from now I have this problem and I don't know what to Hornet fighter jets fly- over 20 do. Being a man I fmd that in the mornings and oc­ I really enjoy having sex with food all over me. times an hour. Quebec goes off the government casionally when I'm with that special someone, I I keep making a mess of th_e kitchen and my room· The public goes berserk (the tit every French-speaking public have problems with urination. You know the one -­ mates just don't understand. How can I keep fulfill­ cover of Maclean's, October 21, employee will get his pink slip in that classic double stream that never hits the toilet ing my sexual fantasies while maintaining a good 2017 asks "HAS SHEFFIELD the mail tomorrow morning ... all even if I manage to wrestle it into a downward relationship with my roommates? GONE TOO FAR?"), but within transfer payments, unemployment direction. Sometimes I can hit with one stream but 9.5 weeks. three days of occupation, the benefits, welfare checks, and the other one always misses. Sometimes its so un­ Dear 95 Weeks town counselors repeal their tax government services will dis­ predictable there is nothing I can do. I would wait law; and the army begins repav­ appear over night. .. and the Cana­ Clean up after yourself then cabbage breath. till the problem went away but when you have to go Love a Micky Rourke fan, dian Armed Forces will con­ ing their roads, and, at the edge of you gave to go. Besides, sometimes the problem Ouija town, erects a huge billboard that fiscate all federal possessions lasts forever. Please tell me what to do. I can't be mocks "THESE ROADS PAID within Quebec by the end of the constantly scrubbing the floors. Dear Ouija, FOR WITH YOUR TAX DOL­ week .. .I'll declare marshal law!" Yours truly, I am very offended by Crash Test Dwnmica LARS", becoming a symbol to The Premier of Quebec eyes J.P. Erratically song about Superman. My personal favourite hao remind all of Canada of my me coolly: "Merriott [my Quebec Dear/P. is Tarzan. I think he was a victim of circumstance heavy-handedness in dealing with lieutenant] will not allow you to Have you considered castration? an he helped out those he could. Tarzan didn't have "internal affairs". do such a thing," he fmally says. Dr. Ouija superpowers so how could he save the world fna Soon after the Parry Sound in­ I laugh in his face. "Oh Sodom and Grundy? I am so disturbed by this cident, my wife of fifteen years sona yeah?" I loudly ask, "Who do you Dear Ouija, I have to leave the room whenever it plays. How leaves me. In a serum, a televi­ think tried to stop me when I in­ I have a boyfriend that is very caring and I love can I overcome this. sion reporter asks me, "Mr. Prime vaded my own country?" him a lot. However, he is very jealous and doesn't Jane. Minister, who'll be given custody Within fifteen minutes, the 13 allow me to have any male friends. In addition, he Dear Jane, of the children?" first ministers of Canada emerge has cheated on me. Please help! I know I should "I will," I smirk confidently. Why don't you write your own song then yo11 from the conference hall, united probably break up with him but I'm in love. big ape? "But that's for a judge to de­ in their belief in Canada. Dee Pendant Ouija, the greatest super-hero. cide ... now get that fuckin' camera In April, 2019, I win massive Dear Dee Pendant, out of my way before I put my reelection, sweeping over 300 You are caught in a vicious trap. The first step, boot in your face!" seats. And on July 1, 2021, which you have already taken, is the realization [Editor's Note: I've tried like hell to come up witb It's incidents like these that halfway through my third term, that there is a problem. It sounds to me like your a witty yet unoffensive quip to go with that Sodom give the Quebec provincial immensely popular, and reunited and Grundy thing, but I really don't it's~­ government the balls to take me boyfriend is very insecure. He feels the need to think with my wife, I suddenly an­ dominate you. The fact that he has cheated on you sible. (I get messed up on the unoffensive bit) I'D on over separation: they perceive nounce to the press that I'm retir­ is consistent with the behaviour of jealous types. just point out, on behalf of all the real comic fans, me as being weak, as my public ing, and appoint Minister of State Unless he changes than the nature of the rela­ that it is Solomon Grundy. Until Ouija gets behaviour becomes more and (previously Justice Minister, Fi- tionship is not likely to improve. If you cannot con- athlete's foot, I remain the Editor.] Revenge oh, sweet revenge

by Chris Dodd against the wind, therefore Cec­ the Vanier Cup at the SkyDome. Cord Sports chini and P.J. Martin were called The Hawks travel to London on on to carry the load. They did a Saturday and with a little luck Revenge is sweet. Those were great job of carving up the War­ will bring home a Yates Cup and the words of every Laurier FQot­ rior defense. keep the Vanier birth alive. GO ball fan who braved the cold to The offence looked good, but HAWKS! watch the Hawks dismantle the it was the defence owned the day. Waterloo Warriors 35-5. This The Warriors were held to five LAURIER OUAA ALL­ was the same Warrior squad that points as they were fo(ced to punt STARS: soundly beat the Hawks the week virtually every time they had pos­ 1st Team Stephan Ptaszek before. . session. Bisci and Keller had Fred Grossman There were, obviously tw"o to­ career days for the Golden Reinhardt KeUer tally different Hawk squads over Hawks. While Keller spent vir­ Spiros Anastasakis these past two games. The return tually the whole day in the War­ 2nd Team Pat O'Leary of starters like Hugh Lawson, rior backfield, Bisci was busy Glenn Ferguson Fred Grossman and Brent Stuke collecting hard hits, a blocked Hugh Lawson was a big part of this. However punt and an interception which Jim Burkitt the day belonged to a couple of resulted in an 80 yard touchdown Tim Bisci Marty Peric players who had made it through and one TSN Turning Point. Bisci the season relatively injury free. and Lonnie Taylor did a good job These players included Tim of breaking up the Waterloo air Bisci, Reinhardt Keller and Andy attack. Cecchini. These seasoned With the inspired play of the veterans sparked the Hawks at­ fired up Hawk defense and the Ups and Dow-ns tack and defense and electrified ever potent Laurier offense the the cold crowd. Hawks now advance to the Yates Cecchini had an excellent day Cup against the number one by Jeff Dragich other big key was that we picked up the defensive as he collected 128 yards in rush­ ranked Western Mustangs. J.W. Cord Sports intensity in the second half, and we tried to push the ing and two touchdowns. Andy's Little Stadium will be the setting ball up the floor." second touchdown was vintage as the Hawks try to avenge their The Lady H.llwks basketball team grabbed their These advantages helped the Hawks overcome a Cecchini as he bobbed and other loss of the season which first win of the preseason, but dropped two other 35-29 deficit at the half. They roared out of inter­ weaved his way to the endzone came against the Mustangs. games in a tournament at Queen's University over mission with all the momentum, outscoring the from 20 yards out. With the Western will be facing a the weekend. Stingers 23-4 over the first eight minutes of the sec­ heavy winds, the potent Hawk air hungry Hawk team eager for a The Hawks' win came on Saturday over Con­ ond half. The big blow was a 12-0 run that lasted a attack was virtually negated when shot at the Churchill Bowl and cordia by a 62-52 margin. The victory was sand­ couple of minutes. wiched between losses to Western, 82-50, and to Jen Sharpe led the charge, scoring 8 of her Queen's, 75-55. team-high 16 points during the spurt. Field and Tif­ Western 82, LAURIER 50 fany Bunning also chipped in a few points. The Western Mustangs, who are ranked nation­ "It was great because we put ourselves in the with ally in the top ten, won all their tournament games hole during the last few minutes of the first half," easily. Lindley said. "We gave them six points in the last A·great finish "We're not ready to beat a team like that yet," minute on turnovers and fouls. It was great to see said Laurier coach Sue Lindley. "But it was a good the fighting spirit and the intensity come back." learning experience for us. I think it helped us when Indeed, the Hawks outscored Concordia 33-17 Soccer Hawks get Bronze we came back to play Concordia on Saturday in the second half. Sharpe scored her 16 points on 8 night." me. of 10 shooting. Bunning had 10 points and Sue Special to the Cord Riki Martin led Hawk scorers with 10 points. Eagleson finished with 9. Janice Field and Teena Murray added 8 points each. Queen's 75, LAURIER 55 The Lady Soccer Hawks closed out yet another fine season in LAURIER 62, Concordia 52 "We played reasonably well," Lindley said. Hamilton this past weekend. The Soccer Hawks were at the OWIAA "We dominated the boards, something we've "We had a couple of scoring droughts where we Soccer Championship Tournament. As was typical of their season, been working on in practice," Lindley said, explain­ couldn't put the ball in the basket. They broke away the Lady Hawks played tough, close gruelling matches. ing her team's success ~e following evening. "The in the middle of the second half. The score doesn't In their first match of the playoffs, the ladies face a tough team really reflect how close the game was." from Queen's University. Queen's is a tough attacking team that can The coach ditl find a few bright spots in the put points on the scoreooard quickly. However, their offensive at­ loss. "We really executed our press break well. tacks were repelled effectively by the Lady Hawks sweeper Nena They are one of the best pressing teams in the Orescanin. Orescanin in point-of-fact dominated the Queen's of­ league. We found the open people and got some fensive attempts. easy scores." The Lady Hawks did have much offence in this game. However Leading scorer for the Hawks was Field with not much offence was needed to defeat the Gaels. Jane Grimmer 17. Martin added 9 points. scored the lone Laurier goal in the first half as the Lady Hawks Lindley was pleased with the tournament over­ defeated the Gaels 1-0. Jane was subsequently named the Player of all. The team learned a lot from its first victory. the Game. "We found out how important it is for us to play The Lady Hawks then faced a dangerous opponent in their second as a team on the floor. And everybody has to con­ match in the Western Mustangs. This game was shaped up to be a tribute, whether they get 24 minutes on the floor, or defensive encounter and it certainly turned out that way. three minutes on the floor, or if they sit on the Despite all the traded blows by both sides the game ended in a 0-0 bench the whole game. tie. When all was said and done the Lady Hawks came out on the "On the court, we're beginning the distribute down side of a 1-0 score that was decided on goal kicks. scoring among five or six people, which is going to The Lady Hawks then went to the Bronze Medal side where they help us in the long run." faced the Windsor Lancers for the Bronze Medal. In this fmal the According to Lindley, there were a couple of Lady Hawks showed much more offensive spark. At the same time players who started to shine over the weekend. they were able to dominate and suppress the Lancers offensive attack. "Tiffany Bunning was selected as a tournament The Lady Hawks had Camilla Vejvalka and Tania Rusynyk score all-star. She did a lot of things well: she rebounded goals for them as the Lady Hawks captured the Bronze Medal with a well (9 boards per game average), she made good 2-0 victory over the Lancers. Three members of the Laurier squad decisions in the press break, and looked to score were named to the OWIAA All-Star team. They were: Nena Ores­ when she had the opportunity. She did a really good canin, Tania Rusynyk and Helen Stoumbos. Congratulations to these job in all those areas. three girls and the rest of the Lady Soccer Hawks for another great In your face, babe! Photo by Jen Kuntz cont'd on page 23 season of soccer action. ~ -- . ~-=-:..._:.._ __ ~-- - - - ~ - ·-- - -

fH s~;:;s . ~s"' ....,..., N"<>VE"""ER 7; 1991 I Above the net below the rest Richard Lee are a "scrambling team." The In preparation for the regular was the winner at the Brock will re-evaluate his goals during Cord Sports term a "grinding team" is also an season play, the Laurier side has tournament. If not for untimely the mid-season after he has had appropriate description. participated in two tournaments. errors and questionable calls by an opportunity to assess his To be competitive, the Golden The Brock tournament was a the referees during the match, team's progress in comparison byDwa The 1991 volleyball season Hawks must be "one _collective disappointment with the Laurier Laurier could have been on the with other teams. CordS for the Laurier Golden Hawks unit with leadership provided side performing at a sub-par level winning end. Unfortunately, York will mark a transition year for the from each member of the team." going through the tournament won in four controversial games. young and relatively · in­ Every player must contribute to winless but it gave the team a Don Smith thought the Wednesday October 30th experienced team. With only one the team, especially the new addi­ good insight into the level of tournament was an "overall suc­ against the Windsor Lancers will returning starter, Paul Abdool, 5 tions. competition they must play at in cess" indicating the superior play mark the start of a 12 game sea­ returning non-starters and 10 new Promising rookies on the team order to be competitive and of the Laurier side, especially son. Their success will not only rookies it is essentially a rebuild­ such as Tim Pow who is a 6'7" ultimately win games. defensively throughout the lie in the final point tally but in ing year. middle player, Craig Crawford a The Queen's tournament was tournament the amount of progress made in­ Don Smith, coach of the vol­ setter and Jason Koskela, a 6'3" a classic example of the level the The coach believes that the dividually and collectively in de· leyball team, is aiming to gain re­ power player, as well as others, Laurier side can play at; they playoffs are a definite possibility veloping "solid team effort, good spectability and compete at a are going to play an integral role placed 6th in the tournament, if they play together as a tearn attitudes, volleyball skills and ex­ highly proficient level in their in the development and success losing to York who, coincidently, and remain focused. He said he perience." demanding conference, which of the team. features top teams in the country. The measure of individual on yo Don Smith strongly believes progress and success is the com­ vidual his young and raw team, which bination of athletic ability and Spence showcases a tremendous amount volleyball background as cited by C: You of potential, requires time and Don Smith. These qualities are it two y maturity. He is looking for a "to­ · essential in a complete volleyball S: No, tal team effort" throughout the player. season from every player. Don Smith mentions that How about those Washington The lack of seasonal experi­ blocking, hitting, and setting are Redskins? Are they for real this ence is the biggest obstacle for adequate but it is the team's year or what? Beating the Giants the Hawk volleyball team. defensive prowess - ability to had to be their most convincing Despite their size, Smith believes scramble back into points and win this year. But just wait until his team has the opportunity to be matches by literally "sacrificing they play Dallas!!! extremely competitive through the body." Also, Smith is DE Bears! Ruining New Or­ hustle, determination and charac­ anticipating a strong and vital leans' perfect record. DE play of ter. In essence, the Golden Hawks bench support. DE game: DE 'Refrigerator' Wil­ liam Perry shutting down New

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the CALL NOWt the sayi 1-800-667-WORK the get foe Ife • 1991 TH:URSDAY. NOVE1'1.1.lBER. 7. 1991 T:E-J:E CC>Ft.I:> SP<>R.TS BJ PROFILE: The Iron Man son ty Dwayne Proctor Eastern Michigan University. The C: Has it been hard coming to during the winter when I was C: Well thanks a lot for your time Cord Sports offers came when I was a junior Laurier, having turned down the younger I would drive as far and congratulations again on your golfer. lucrative U.S. scholarship offers, south into the States as I had to achievements and continued suc­ Jason Spence is a third year C: Before you decided to come to and not receiving that much go to get a few rounds in. I also cess to you in the future. Honours Economics student with Laurier? recognition with the golf team used to do some forearm ex­ S: Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. aFinance and Accounting Option S: That's right. and your individual accomplish­ ercises and I'd read a lot of golf Thanks to Mark Gardiner for the at Laurier. In his spare time he is C: Those are usually pretty lucra­ ments in comparison to the major magazines, keeping up on things. use of his clubs for the pictures. a consecutive two time individual tive offers that come from the varsity sports? O.U.A.A. golf champion. His U.S. colleges. What made you de­ S: Well obviously, golf's not home course is Sunningdale Golf cide to come here? going to be a big attraction for and Country Club in London, his S: Mostly for the education. I spectators at this level but I just hometown. Tbe Cord caught up know a few people that have gone enjoy playing the game and the with Jason the other day for this down to the States on golf rewards have been pretty satisfy­ terview. scholarships, and they usually ing. While we're on the topic, I'd Cord: First of all, congratulations end up having to go to school for like to thank Rich Newborough, on your second consecutive indi­ another year or two when they because at one point the team was idual O.U.A.A. golf title. come back to Canada. The offers going to be folded this year be­ Sptnce: Thank you. I had weren't good enough for cause the golf coach last year, C: You're the first person to win me, to persuade me to go down Mike Belanger, had to resign and t two years in a row, are you not? there, because I wanted to go for for a time they had trouble find­ S: No, actually there was another the education, not the golf. ing a replacement. So I'd like to guy in the mid '70's from the C: So, for you the emphasis on thank Rich Newborough for his University of Windsor who won golf has kind of gone down a bit effort in keeping the golf program ttwo years in a row, so I'll be compared to where it was a few going. k next year trying for a third. years ago when you had possible C: Do you do anything over the C: This year's title was decided intentions of going down to the winter to stay in shape for golr? in a two hole playoff. We some­ States. S: I don't now but when I was 'ooh Ia times see playoffs like that on S: When I was coming out of jun­ playing a lot in junior I was doing blossom T.V. in P.G.A. tournaments and it ior I had every intention of going everything I could. Sometimes he won't always seems to be very tense to the U.S. on a golf scholarship the next and pressure packed. How was it and education was way behind on island. ~W:tually being involved in such a my priority list, compared to golf. Bryan situation? Now, my main focus is on school An electronic wish list that lets you S: Actually it was against a guy I but I still enjoy golf. I guess I've played a lot of junior golf with in just realized that there's more in­ shop on campus for that extra-special gift London. I've known Shane (Ed­ surance in an education than there wards) for a number of years now is trying to become a great golfer Dual-power calculator is Memorex®audio tape for and we have played against each and making a living from it. a perfect stocking stuffer quality recording other in tournaments before and C: Have you played in tourna­ we've become pretty good ments in the United States against HALF 997 friends, but the pressure was the competition down there? · PRICE 3.95 PRICE~: 895 there. It was mainly pressure put S: Yeah, when I was in my last • Adjt•stable LCD tilt display • Five, 90-minute tapes on myself by myself. I knew I year as a junior, 18 years old, I • Comes with battery 65-564 record over 7 hours of wanted to win and I knew he •r-...... L music and lectures played in a few A.J.G.A. events 44-8301 wanted to win. I told Andy, (golf (American Junior Golf Associa­ coach, Andy Watson) if I didn't tion). I played in one at York, win this year, I wouldn't be back Pennsylvania, a couple in Ohio, playing next year, because my and one in Chicago. In the Ideal spelling helper goal is to win it three years in a 5 tournament in Chicago I was at, Digital stopwatch $,~e row. It cuts into school a bit and I Phil Mickelson was playing. He's is a timely gift idea 292.§ wanted there to be a purpose be­ been the N.C.A.A. champion the • Pocket-sized, checks bind it. last couple of years and he's won spelling of 88,000 2431 • words C: D"ld you play for Laurier in a couple of pro events as an lllilll••.,.~ • With battery 63-674 your first year? amateur. 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We look forward to serving the students effort against Concordia. take a break this weekend from and faculty of this fine learning Ka a :::::t:::::; ··· institution. 1e eft "It was a good feeling to get tournament play, having played Sale ends Dec. 24/91 the ftrst win underneath our belt." in one each of the last three the coach said. "What we've been weekends. However, there are saying is that if we execute well, two single games on tap at the the score will take care of itself. A.C. Tonight, the Hawks host the "Even though it was nice to York Yeowomen at 8 p.m. And 0w~u 0 Bookstore .in the Concourse. get the win, it wasn't our major the Toronto Varsity Blues come focus. This was the first weekend to town for a 2 p.m. start on Sun­ I felt things started to click on the day. The sltVeet science revisite by spenser grey fight, the Willard/Johnson fight I won't even condescend to sponsibility to create new legends Cord Sports · are both ancient examples of talk about Bowe's kickboxing by ignoring the media hype sur­ fights where some seed of sleaze match last weekend. rounding our ready-made, insta­ I have the strength of ten men, be­ may exist, but compared to the It's no wonder boxing today champs. Boxers like Lennox cause I am pure of heart fights of today they're nothing. is subject to constant comparison Lewis have the right idea. Slowly -Tennyson Fights today aren't thrown or with the past. Tyson and earn your way to contention like rigged, but rather they exist in the Holyfield are compared to Louis Hearns and Johnson did, by fight­ I remember very clearly the murky and financial world of and Marciano and Johnson and of ing real opponents and honing frrst time I laced on a pair of 10 promoters. Hype has become the course Ali. your skills. Purity of form and oz. gloves for real. I was young, order of the day and the rewards As boxing fans it is our re- heart comes with time and experi- still young enough to be immor­ are huge. Boxers are the highest tal, but old enough to fear the un­ paid athletes in the world. Boxing known. I'd practiced often, with promoters are the highest paid the boys in my club, mostly older, managers in the world. all bigger. I had never really Scum like Don King and Lou bu fought before. Tania kicks Duva are blocking great fights They teach you the basics while encouraging their big by Terry Grogan indoor and outdoor, soccer is strong rookies ... we've first. You learn how to stand, how fighters to whittle away at has Cord Sports pretty much a year-round sport. rookies this year-­ to hold your hands, how to punch, beens. and never wases. Between This week's female profile is C: What are your practices like? C: Out of a squad of how to breath. You learn to turn these two men, control of the on Tania Rusynyk, a fourth year How many hours a week is the women? your hands, to snap your punches boxing world is nearly complete student on the Women's Soccer team out on the field practicing? R: No ... only 18. not throw them. You learn to live The cancellation of the Tyson­ Team. Tania has received the R: Two hours a day, five days a C: 18? ... That means on the balls of your feet. All the Ht'llyfield card is a prime example honour of being the Hawk of the week-- squad is fresh blood ... simple but essential elements that of King's desire not to lose his Week twice this fall already. C: What position do you play? is this your last make up the sweet science. biggest money maker. If Iron Tania has spent many years I've read that you are a "striker". Laurier? My first fight was nothing Mike goes down to Holyfield, around many soccer fields, and is R: I'm a mid-field ... I'm a for­ R: No ... I'll be back next spectacular. A quiet amateur bout Tyson loses a great deal of not only a polished soccer player ward, I guess you could say. tually. that went the distance and gave legitimacy as a contender and but a fine individual to talk to and C: What other teams are in your C: So, how did you get me a split decision. Close, but King loses a great deal of money. interview. division? cer? Did you have enough. Was Tyson really sick, was he CORD: How may years have you R: We play Western, Guelph, brothers or sisters who Looking back on it now I real­ just plain not ready to fight a been playing soccer? McMaster, Brock, Waterloo, you? ize it was that night that I fell in serious challenge like Holyfield, RUSYNYK: About twelve Windsor ... all the south-central R: Well, when we moved love with the sport. It's elemental or is King hedging his bets. The years ... teams-- sissauga, my two simplicity and its functional com­ difficulty is that anyone of these C: Moses... that's a long time ... C: What about Toronto? brothers got me started, plexity. is equally as likely. who have you played for? guess they're following The first fight I ever remem­ Instead of genuine fights we R: Well, when I first started out, C: What are their names? ber watching on T.V. is the now are subject to these made-for-pay it was just sort of teams around them in the newspaper for legendary "Thrilla' in Manilla" per view matches like the where I lived, in Mississauga: R: OK, ... Mike's in grade (say it like Howard Cosell and it Mercer-Morrison fight, which nothing too organized-- Jamie's in (thinks) grade sounds a lot better) The third was sold as a package along with C: Did you grow up in Missis­ they both play basketball, Frazier-Ali fight in which Ali Morrison's Hollywood debut in sauga? came in as a 2-1 underdog but out the worst boxing movie ever, R: No, I moved there about ten lasted Frazier in a style that was RockyV. years ago ... all Ali. Those days spawned all The fight itself wasn't bad. C: And who have you played for the legendary super-fights; "Rum­ Merciless Ray earned his nick­ since then? R: No ... they're in the other divi­ ble in The Jungle, "The Brawl in name with a punishing knock-out, R (thinks): Well, I've played for sion, with Carleton and Queen's Montreal", "The Winner takes but 1 was too worn out from summer rep teams in Missis­ and all that ... All-the first Leonard/Hearns trying to decifer what Sylvester sauga .. in Guelph .. and in C: I saw in the yearbook that fight". These matches were genu­ Stallone was saying to care about Kitchener ... and I've played for Laurier Women's Soccer took the ine, the animosity was real, the the mismatch. the Port Credit Warriors. I'm Ontario Championship last year... grudges were big. Sure the dollars In even better news, the re­ playing for the Kitchener Ladies and that you were co-captain of were there, but not as big as placement they dregged up for Spirit right now, besides playing the team, actually ... what's the today. Besides that, these fights Tyson on the November 23rd for Laurier. story behind the championship? lasted 15 rounds. Ali scored one card, Francesco Damiani is not C: So ... when does your season R: Well, we beat Toronto for the first round knock out in his entire being given a title shot by the begin, and when does it end? Is it provincials, for the second year in career, while Mike Tyson has WBC. The WBC feels that be­ a spring/fall thing, or is it year­ a row, and then we went to the scored something in the neigh­ cause Holyfield has not fight no. round? nationals-- bourhood of a billion. 1 contender Mike Tyson that R: It is pretty-much year-round: at C: Who won the nationals? Don't get me wrong, a certain Damiani hasn't earned a shot. Ya, Laurier, we start at the end of Au­ R: I think it was Acadia, from hint of sleaze has existed in right. These are the same gust, and run until the start of Nova Scotia ... boxing since men put on gloves. geniuses that let Mike l"yso March, or the frrst week of final C: What about this year ? The famous Dempsey long count fight grandmothers for three years. exams... but since we play both R: Well, we had a strong team ... Telegdi Supports the University Communities. As a former President of U. of W.'s Federation of Students, I am aware of the concerns and needs of Students, Faculty and Staff. As a councillor I have worked for; 1) positive city-university relations 2) Improved student housing standards 3) reduction i~ the cost of passes for students 4) Improved f1re safety regulations 5) utilization of University expertise 6) an "environment first" policy 7) sustainable growth On Nov 12, re-elect Andrew Telegdi regional and city councillor 't.SI:>A. Y. NOVE~ER 7. 1991 T:E-r:E CC>RJ:> SP<:>.R.TS m The ladies by Deanne Male resul~fromiliispastweekend, are. figuring well Cord Sports these goals could be easily at- mto ~e top three m the OUAA Through further practice and 1st-Senior Similar· Pairs Free . tained. This season there are eight standmgs. . . refining, the Laurier Figure Skate nus past weekend, the varsity new rookies which have The competition at Waterloo Skaters will continue to be a wor­ thy contender for the top spots in Isolated Moves-Team-3rd - Lisa figure skati~g team traveled to tremendously strengthened the was ve~y stron~. Skaters Hughes, Sarah Kirby, Cheryl Cal­ the Columbia Ice Fields at the team. representmg Queen s, Toronto, Ontario. The following are the results from the Waterloo compe­ lahan, Lirondel Cheyne, Joanne University of Waterloo for their The quality of skaters and the Ryerson, Brock, York, Western Kitras, Carolyn Vermeulen. fustcompetition. enthusiasm conveyed by the and Wa~erloo were out in full tition: The team's aspirations this entire team will undoubtedly help force trymg to attain top honors. Dawn Bessey - 3rd-Senior Solo The Lady Hawks will now be year are very high and with the the Laurier Figure Skaters break Queen's University took first Dance and 3rd-Intermediate training even harder for their next Singles Free Skate competition at Queen's Univer- ·~If[ f~nfR!ll oAAl 1 r:~~ ~"~~~ ~:~ :;~.:;,~~ sity on January 24, 1992 . ll wwn I vv ~""" fifili. usa Hughes and Sarah Kirby - .~:::m~~~~~~~~~~:~~~:~ I(fl) ~~®~· ve got nine •nsc for this weekend's games. Our week 2 winner of a Casey's gift cer- ficatc and hat is Chris Hetherington, who predicted 8 of the 12 games and what? 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Purcllase of a beverage necessary. Corner of King & University 5 pm - Midnight TI-I"'t..JR.SDAY~ NOVE~BR 7. 1991 SP<>R..~S e Imports are comtng by Dean Macko Exterior changes for the four­ chassis, but is more sporty. The no longer applies. Calling Cord Sports an extremely popular car and has door sedan are striking, and suspension is stiffened, and the present car the Supra, is like C11J. benefitted from gradual improve­ makes the car much more pleas­ engine is new, a 100 hp DOHC Imports usually try to keep ing white rice, zesty. And yes,., ments over the years. If you still ing to the eye. The hatchback has 1.5 liter four. The exterior is also 'Long in the Tooth Award fer a ahead of competition by redesign­ see any '79 Civics on the road, changed so little that it is almost quite flashy, but I'm sure you've ing their autos every 4 years. you'll quickly notice that they're Import' goes to the Toyota SlqR. difficult to notice that they seen them on TV by now. The Its exterior is pleasantly sporty, Sometimes this doesn't hold true. all the same colour. Rust colour. changed it at all. The nose is Carney is also new, but grab your Read on to see my 'Long in the This is not so with recent Civics, say the most, and it's heavierlba more rounded, and the back hatch caffeine tablets. It's attractive, but Oprah at a buffet restaurant U Tooth Award for Imports', and but it's time for a change. It was is not a hatch at all. It is divided it's also a family car. A new what's new from the land of the last changed in 1987. It took a fortunately, my grandmolber into two sections. The bottom Corolla is due for next year. No thinks it's too slow with it' rising Yen. while for any significant news to half pivots down, while the top changes for Toyota's sporty of­ The biggest news, with the trickle out about the Civic, but turbo-charged horsepower. Aid half which is glass lifts and pivots ferings; the MR2 or the Supra. it's expensive as hell t'booL smallest headlines is the new they are now available at your lo­ up, AKA station wagon style. Speaking of the Supra, its name Civic from Honda. The Civic is cal dealer. Don't ask me why, it's a lame set-up. The top-of-the-heap engine for the Civic is 125hp, CFL Playoff Pool which is truly disappointing. The model sold in Japan gets 160 The month of November is upon us again, and that means football horsepower. Expect to see Honda supremacy in the Great White North is about to be decided for anoth­ increase the top horsepower just er year. We have entered the playoffs in both the professional and to remain competitive. The interi­ university ranks, and this pool will combine the two. It is up to you to or dash and instrument cluster is predict the winners of the CFL division semi-fmals and finals, as well much nicer this year. as the Grey Cup in Winnipeg on Nov. 24. The winner will be the one The Prelude is also new. The who can predict the most games, and a total points scenario similar to Prelude, even though it had a the one used in our NFL pool will be used for the Grey Cup in case of smooth shifter and excellent inte­ a tie. The winner will receive a pair of tickets to the 1991 Vanier Cup rior, had fallen way down in the at the Skydomc on s~turday Nov. 30. Please leave your entries in the pack of sporty coupes. Its 140 HAWKS OF THE Cord football bo" by the Info Booth by this Friday. WEE~ horsepower engine was the equiv­ (Please circk the winner) alent of a Singer sewing machine TIM BISCI-FOOTBALL This fourth year cornerback from W EASTERN SEMI-FINAL WESTERN SEMI-FINAL when it came to the rest of the set the TSN Turning-Point returning an interception for a touc competition. It was supposed to versus the Waterloo Warriors in Saturday's OUAA semi·final Ottawa vs. Winnipeg B.C. vs. Calgary get a major horsepower increase A team captain, Bisci's consistent coverage has also earned him so it wouldn't get sand kicked in place on the OUAA All-Star team. EASTERN FINAL WESTER.~ FINAL its face. The engine is a four­ NENA ORESCANIN-SOCCER This fourth year sweeper Semi-winner vs. Toronto Semi-winner vs. Edmonton hanger with, again, a disappoint­ Niagara Falls had an excellent weekend at the OWl GREY CUP (Fill in contestants and circle winner) ing 160 horsepower. Honda better Championships. Nena controlled the Lady Soccer Hawk defensa start putting its engines on EAST TEAM: VS. WEST TEAM:. ____ front, putting a stop to all opponents offence. Nena was named to steroids, if it hopes to compete in OWIAA All-Star team, which is no surprise for her superb season. TOTAL SCORE:. ___ the horsepower sweeps. The Prelude's dash is also extremely JEFF BEECH-CROSS COUNTRY Jeff has had a superb seaa NAME: ugly. with the men's Cross Country team. This second year Phys.Ed Sill­ dent from Don Mills has finished in the top 10 in every race durq PHONE NO.: ______The Toyota Tercel is redesigned and has been with us the regular season. Jeff had a 29th place at the OUAA Championsbill for a while now. The brand new this weekend, bettering his time by almost two minutes. Paseo is built off of the same

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