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Wilfrid Laurier Waterloo, University, Ontario Volume 26 Number 11 Thursday, November 7, 1985 Inquest into orientation death ends
that she stated had been attacked a She stopped the bus when the Bouckaert Elizabeth Ernst, the bus driver, by Andrea Cole and Lynn Kurtz had heard Doug Gib- of her students. door opened. Her hus- testified on Tuesday. On one year ago by emergency son, the other don, shout some- forth Ernst said that when she came band went to the back to stop the from the front of the bus. Gib- trips back and to Bingeman The inquest into Brigitte Bouck- thing into students from in. At the Park, she said, she stopped to pick the area, students came charg- coming aert's death concluded late Tues- son later told the jury that he at her but she didn't her husband for protection. She ing bus, move. continued on 9 remember having shouted up page day afternoon, at the Waterloo couldn't anything. County Courthouse, before a jury
At least five students were on the of three women and two men.
bus at the time of the incident. Bouckaert was killed in a bus
According to Laurie Little and Les- accident at Bingeman Park during lie three male students an Orientation week event. She Camp, open- ed the back door of the bus and was 19. got
The two women did as well. Dr. Donald Stewart, who saw on. the driver's hus- Bouckaert at St. Mary's Hospital, Inside the bus, bus
another of the wo- testified that she was dead on arri- band pushed
val. He said that she had under- men's friends down, closed the
and told his wife to gone a cardiac arrest due to door, proceed forward. Little said that she felt that trauma, which means there was no
of had run over but sign breathing or pulse. they someone, curb. Two residence dons told their Camp thought it was just a
The driver's husband, who was side of the story. Rob Jarvis said
that toward the middle or back he fell on top of Bouckaert, but standing of the bus, then told her to back parallel to the bus while she was up. The students said that the driver perpendicular to it. He said the
the radio to ask the bus crowd was cheerful, but not rowdy. got on
Jarvis also said that he and driver behind her how close he was.
WLUSU board says
OFS yes to
voted 4-2 member- by Andrew Reid they to oppose ship, but at the board meeting,
The Wilfrid Laurier Students' director Jane Waurechen (a P&P Committee her Union board of directors will say member) changed Turret full in the Onta- original no vote to a Crayons play at the yes to membership yes. rio Federation of Students. WLUSU president Matt Certo- This pack really enjoyed Hallowe'en! The morning waxed young before they saw their Crayola box At their regular board meeting simo said that, apart from benefits "there Cord photo by lan Dollar. Sunday night, the directors voted already mentioned, are cer-
14-2 in favour of tain things can't a dollar an overwhelming you put
value such as this stand on the OFS issue. on, co-operation." of the benefits he The Commission Services and This is one added OFS. Review Committee and the Fi- sees in joining residents win The actual vote for OFS mem- Students, nance and Building Committee
the was taken roll-call. Such urged the board to adopt recom- bership by that directors WLUSU become a a vote means were mendation that the task force had the least by Andrea Cole repre- boarding houses on neighbours, full while the Priori- asked separately for their votes, OFS member sentation the commit- and other on steering property values, areas; ties and Committee voted instead of just a show of hands. Planning Students and local residents will tee. This committee sets the toneof transit services; student behaviour Scott Brubacher and Ross Le- against OFS membership. and includes have more representation on the the study, representa- off-campus; and enforcement pract- directors were the only two to gault tion three the ices. steering committee of the Waterloo by aldermen, mayor, OFS membership. They oppose municipal housing task force. the city's chief executive planning The city has already decided to OFS voted OFS The rationale for joining against membership and Two students and two residents officer, both university presi- crack down on violators of the The because felt the students they was in two points. they developed in most dents or their which states now have a say the power- representatives. occupancy bylaw, that student talked knew little about it or were first is that the $3 per to ful division of the task force. The and com- five unrelated steering working only people may fee for OFS services to it. membership opposed mittees to "Although it was never officially will be open both the occupy one house. The STCC is than WLUSU's "I don't quibble with the princi- was much cheaper said that there and The first students will was going to be two press public. working concerned that many which OFS is paying for its own comparable ser- ples on organised, will be held be people, we presented two names," committee meeting displaced in the enforcement of the that realisti- vices. These services include but it is my concern Matt December 1 Oth at 6:30 in the the but said Certosimo, Wilfrid Laur- p.m. bylaw, Waterloo mayor OFS research facilities and OFS cally, their achievements do not ier Students' Union room the Rink in the Carroll has University pres- meeting at Marjorie assured stu- fieldworkers who would help merit our intensive involvement," ident. "Alderman (Brian) Turnbull Park, and the first general munici- dents that the city will help students of said Brubacher. "1 haven't seen WLUSU with the organization will be held find said he'd accept two students and pal meeting on January other accommodation. which OFS events. enough results can two residents." 15, 1985. Housing directors at University The second rationale is that OFS claim they are directly reponsible The task force is the of that Students Together on Commun- municipal Waterloo and Laurier say
and for — but I'm not denying that is working on OSAP, housing ity Concerns (STCC), the universi- brainchild of Waterloo alderman finding accommodation at this time well other made some strides." incidental fees (as as they've Brian Turnbull. The force ty/college coalition, expressed con- task will of year is no problem. and Laurier should help Brubacher is concerned that stu- issues) last week that look into such cern the two groups areas as types of The task force study will take familiar with formulate the Federation stands on dents are not enough which would be most affected by student housing; the impact of eight to twelve months to complete. the to endorse it. "In these issues which are seen as organization
important to students. my opinion, referendums, being a don't lend TheFinance and Building Comm- highly emotional time, made fact themselves to decisions on ittee based its support on the Inside facts," he said. that joining OFS would be cost- objective rules for the referendum Authors festival justified. This idea includes the ser- The Playoffs begin
also at the vices that WLUSU would not have were passed meeting. Not be either the YES enough to for itself, as well as a To recognized as space provide The number two football team committee breakdown of students and or NO campaign a costs to The first section of a two-part arts in the country, our very own be 25 the OFS budget. The Constitutional group must recognized by This is feature introduces Ken just one problem facing Kesey, Golden Hawks, entertain the their Operations and Development Comm- students signing nomination Laurier students in their quest for and Canadian Joe Rosenblatt. number seven ranked York ittee also felt that OFS would be a papers. suitable housing, according to a Yeomen this Saturday at Sea- internal The referendum was also positive force for possible budget released 21 Stadium. recently housing report. page gram It includes each of WLUSU changes. passed. $200 to the committees and $150 to the Planning and Priorities, the comm- 3 page 23 Chief Electoral Officer for page ittee that voted against OFS, actu- promo- tion and administrative costs. ally had a split vote. In committee, 2 Thursday, November 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY
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X JOHN II Coupon _J| I I MUST BE VALIDATED AT FASHION SHOW "I EAPI M A i NOV. 13 - TURRET i | | —el SPECIAL °Fs| I • Leisure and the ■ :l Future of Work. ■ ' 1 2w/0 arrivals 1 future of labour. off all new fall _ organized /0 UNTIL NOV. 30/85 \ UNJ|L NOV 30/85 » ' 1985 3 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 7, news Not enough residence space: report Andrea Cole have been covered the Land- thebalance of the by er by ity for occupancy munity presentatives, we are responsible to lord Tenant Act. all and Ironically, period. 4. OFS has recorded a number see that the body is doing it residence and Not enough space these same students had the 2. collect the where universities have can.'' She said students should be spent Universities may of cases lack of hous- a quality off-campus of their school fight- violated the students' to "in our own majority year entire portion of students' residence right pri- more active backyard, are two major problems facing their landlord's which otherwise contravened and ing ing attempts to fees in September, which the Land- vacy, provincially, federally." students at Wilfrid Laurier Univer- change the building into a rooming lord and Tenant Act calls pro-rated the Landlord/ Tenant Act. Last As for inadequate legislation, states a report released this house." The Manfred At searched Franklin said that exist sity, landlord, rent. Laurier, students who year, campus security ambiguities week by Melany Franklin, the that the build- their fees in residences UW the Christ- between the Landlord and Tenant Hackenberg, hoped choose to pay two at during be students Act and the Act. She WLU Students' Union vice-president: ing would no longer covered by installments are charged a further mas holidays. Although Innkeepers of Water- students who university affairs. the same act. $60 split fee. protested, the University cited approach Legal outlines im- Tenants in houses are 3. be evicted from loo had acted within its rights. Resources for help with specific The Housing Report rooming Students may covered the same Residence fee Res- find that it is diffi- portant issues facing students looking not by act. They 5. increases. problems, only to fall under the and from rent cult ascertain for suitable living accommodations. Innkeepers Act, idences are exempt re- to which legislation this act applies to University resi- view, but must consult with stu- they fall under. "We need to clarify Laurier can house less than 15 dences well. Instead of residence these areas," she said. as having a dents before adjusting grey of its overall student makes term and percent popu- legal lease, students are put in the fees. However, guidelines for con- The report short and only 36 of its as Short lation, percent position of licensee and the univer- sultation are, the report says, long term recommendations. first said the becomes the licensor. The include year students, report. sity re- ambiguous. term recommendations are with the These figures compared port translates this statement to dealing with awareness prob- situa- Coun- University of Guelph, which houses mean that a student living in resi- The off-campus housing lem by creating an Advisory and Uni- More than such at UW. 45 percent of its students, dence has "privileged permission" tion is equally gloomy. cil on Housing, as of which houses the land whereas nine thousand students from UW Students could come to the school versity Waterloo, to occupy a tenant 23 exclusive the and WLU live and the and work their differ- percent. possesses rights over off-campus, out housing to off-cam- The states that most enter rental "It's Attempts purchase land for a fixed period of time. report ences with trained personnel. have met with certain of alternative to Small Claims pus residence space report states several implications: agreements with a degree an that this failure. The university planned to 1. Security deposits. WLU stu- ignorance. Franklin says court," said Franklin. 344 Street earlier dents of is another In the "residence purchase Regina pay a security deposit upon state ignorance major long term, this but the was The "In some cases students needs be said year, purchase entering residence. university problem. space to added, ' discovered such feel- blocked when it was policy states that this deposit is residence, according to the WLU don't have rights (in situations Franklin. "There is a common that 43 be student "... where the the house that 100 students would illegally non-refundable. Refunds may be handbook, as rooming problem), ing we should provide in the transaction. Had if WLU behaviour (of individuals and in students aren't for first displaced authorized an approved or groups some cases, percent of residence space taken said the student fills the of threatens when exist,'' students." She added that the purchase place, living off-campus individuals) seriously aware they (rights) year "the students would the she said. resi- report, no long- vacancy and assumes responsibil- the learning process of com- "Students are not aware there are plans to build new that don't have dence which be a reality they to pay pro- space may rated rent, or that their landlord by next spring. cannot withhold the like the right to sublet," She would also to see trouble The report states that, "unaware of and the students' union Keystone runs into university their rights... students end in in many up get involved area management accommodations." Frank- Another of the unsatisfactory groups. suggestions the well resolve yearbook as as full-page lin that further by Melissa Brandsma attempt to the problems hopes by educating the would see the creation of a housing floor and candids. pictures students, fewer will end in unsatis- instead of that were presented. up task force every year, Last Friday, yearbook staff conditions. Some residents on the Laurier Farrell on discuss the factory three or four "This went to every years. members with met once again resi- residents have dissatis- of the we could work with campus expressed funding yearbook. way, dents to make two final proposals: with the made in the Student Other exist with stu- and faction changes "Everyone pays problems government on a continuing 1. To add four to the resi- this year's edition of the Keystone Union fee at the beginning of the pages dent advocacy and inadequate leg- basis," she said. dents' section of the yearbook for yearbook. year," said Farrell. She stressed the islation, said Franklin. Students Melany Franklin, VP: Univer- the residence formals. The fact that collected for be yearbook, which had be- the money need to more involved in the sity Affairs, wrote the report as part 2. To create the new of inter-residential the position in all lev- her member come an tradition, WLUSU supports equipment decision-making process of summer project as a editor the All residence on yearbook els has been changed to a full-campus used for Student Publications. of government, including the of WLUSU's Operations Manage- staff. This must live in resi- therefore receive person level. "I'm the A the yearbook. students should university not sure ment Board. copy of housing dence and be a full-time student. It the students' union has its has to the Over 50% of yearbook sales same services, including a year- met respon- report been given pro- will this be person's job to complete the Alvin take place in Laurier residences. book that pertains to them. sibility with Inter-residence vincial minister of housing, allotted to the twenty pages resi- she elected These customers claim they were counci 1." said, "as re- Curling. dents. The resident representatives a- not informed about the change in who greed that the yearbook format Dean Nichols, was present format until after the decision had the the need should be opened to include at meeting, expressed been announced by yearbook staff every- not for club one at Laurier for between residents College but not at the ex- co-operation last April. Residents became con- of residence and the yearbook staff in order to it that the pense people. They cerned as appeared Bruce Arculus students," said Martin. asked for dons' the first by pictures to be in- turn out full-campus year- change would affect the amount of is week with permission of the Spoke The CPR course a two cluded in the residence section of book since 1976. inter-residential in the coverage non-credit course at Conestoga s new Waterloo yearbook. Conestoga College is threaten- campus. the Representatives suggested to Martin said he was unaware of ing legal action against the Cones- yearbook staff that the proposed the restrictions Cones- toga College Progressive Conser- governing fifteen allotted to residence pages General moved vative Association unless the toga clubs. floor were not comparable pictures meeting the Club secretary-treasurer Lisa group stops using college's last to the sixty-five pages in year's another Laurier student name. Harnett, edition. The club the CPR said the — of whose taking course, increase none by Andrew Reid the university can or create Janice Farrell, co-editor of the members club was for "the of are full-time Conestoga purposes par- fees to fund 28th edition of the operations. Keystone year- as in conven- students — is one of 16 ticipating delegates of the Wilfrid WLUSU will be two dele- campus format The general meeting sending book, defended the change. and annual Con- whose status is tions, attending Union that the International groups being ques- Laurier Students' was orig- to upcoming She explained that the decision had gates tioned the Conservative servative Party meetings." 28 has Youth Year held in by party. of inally scheduled for November Conference being been based on the results a sur- The is whether The Conestoga club is one of 16 invited party questioning been to 26. Hamilton. All students are to conducted last Accord- postponed January vey year. Ontario Conservative or not the club meets its require- campus to become of these dele- of all stu- apply one ing to the survey, 96.6% clubs whose the ments for sending delegates to the delegates' status at made Applications will be available in the The reschedule was gates. dents supported proposed motionto November 15-16 Ontario Conservative leadership leadership con- the WLUSU office until November 8. and 89% of the residents at the November 3 meeting of the changes convention November 15-16. vention has been overruled by the directors. surveyed agreed to the changes. WLUSU board of Many Jack Williams, Conestoga's dir- Conservative Party executive. board members felt that this move was Residence representatives question- At five ector of finance, said the club has least other colleges have the ed the validity of the Men to allow the issues for survey. necessary Other items discussed were: Conservative clubs not no authorization to use "Conestoga approved to be dis- Kim Hall, head resident of Conrad, general meeting properly director Potter will be - Grad Shelley of or sanctioned. Officials at Cones- College" as part its name. the argued that most of the students cussed. With meeting held so soon working on the formation of a Grad George Brown, Centennial, "We'll use legal action to stop toga, who in the were after the OFS referendum, issues such participated survey Association. them Loyalist, Seneca, and St. Clair col- using it," said Williams. "It's residence fol- and the full- not to the as WLUSP autonomy returning - Two board members were selected to said that clubs the col- an infringement of copyright." leges using She did not feel that time would not receive the lowing year. president the Teacher Awards will Outstanding Williams said clubs must apply lege name without permission the an attention they deserve. survey was accurate repres- Committee. be asked to the student council for approval to stop. of 1985- entation of what residents Executive - vice-president Jeff Kaake Nick Offord, president of the and permission to use the college 86 wanted in a yearbook. All students are asked to will look into services, fees and Ontario Conservative ratify repres- name. Progressive exclude "We never wanted to WLUSU business on issues at entation for students. Associations, said there is major part-time "We've never heard of them," Campus the said "We residences," Farrell. SAMBOARD such - will be general meetings. undergoing a said Phil Olinski, Doon Student nothing wrong with using the col- allotted in the fifteen pages very the Following recommendation of review by the Finance and Building Association business lege names. manager. for residents and there beginning the and Priorities Activities and Planning Committee, Committee, Student Williams said all club members "It's an internal party matter. are an additional 54 that per- pages WLUSU president Matt Certosimo Entertainment Committee and the The school what it must be full-time Conestoga stu- can say wants. tain as well." to you Dr. John will send Weir, president of Board of Student Activities. dents. The students can call themselves These will include Orien- pages the letter and Peter university, a that stu- - Certosimo, Kaake Nosalik whatever the hell he stating Club president Jamie Martin, a they want,'' the tation week, Oktoberfest, incidental dents fees such as were all chairman said. oppose reprimanded by full-time student at Wilfrid Laurier Boar's Head dinner and candid the new fee at the John for in their Offord said the club computer University McCarthy handing University, said none of the 12 Conestoga of the shots taken at various times of Waterloo. Incidental fees such as submissions late. The "does Col- agenda agenda members are full-time students. not represent Conestoga year. this be in tuition one used to included from a reasonable 15 items to an lege in are a grew "Most of us are taking a CPR any capacity. They Members of the yearbook staff fees but because tuition increases are 29 items that took almost six of who have unwieldy (cardiopulmonary resuscitation) group people an inter- met with resident representatives controlled and incidental fees are not, hours to cover. We're in a club. We have course. part-time Conestoga est starting on Wednesday, October 30, in an continued on page 9 4 Thursday, November 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY Makea WMSfiM J SMOOTH MOVE. " V-- v ... ..• —\ —• N ,r~r. •• -m??* **:—•«.•. -i r !? -ffp ; -,: W ..... -:. r A, ' * r • **«•. i.!■ ■ - : v t-. (■&-■:*•'■• I .#' c / fft# I I?" — 4" . (% I DIAL-A-SECRETAPA* \ SECRETARIAL SERVICES I EXECUTIVE j GMAT • Resumes h | • Work Reports j * Theses 112 . 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GINGERLY I EDGED TO ASK THE ■ £ m I STEWARDESS FOR ANOTHER DIET PEPSI I I ADVENTURES IN NEW DIET PEPSI NO. 18 ©CLEN baxter 1985 Suitable for carbohydrate andcalorie-reduceddiets "Diet Pepsi' and "DietPepsi - Cola THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 7, 1985 5 mii.i JW'U"Jm . . i.i 11^. news Housing municipal issue all over Ontario — is Students Hamilton's TORONTO (CUP) Housing at McMas- In one student is taking director, "Cheap apartments within trating on getting a discounted stu- London, the foremost in minds of most cam- ter who won novel the election University, distance of — the second a approach to recently walking the university dent bus pass most as to the for a student bus pus politicians they attempt fight pass, are simply do not exist." critical election issue for students —by running for municipal coun- mobilize students for the Novem- now waging an battle the cil. uphill against Nearby accommodation is also across province. 12 elections across for more with second- ber municipal zoning bylaws housing a problem at the University of Harrison credits council Tom Gaasenbeek, a Ontario. near the university. but science student at the Windsor, the student council having put enough pressure on year political Student leaders in Student leaders at the admits candidate and of Western Hamilton, University there isn't much the city can mayoral public tran- University Ontario, of Toronto that Waterloo, Windsor, Thunder Bay, are lobbying candidates do. sit chair David Burr to make him told the Western Gazette "peo- and Toronto are for more affordable and his mind. bus in the feel we Kingston pressing housing, "There's no room to build close change Student ple community (stu- for commitments suf- have candidates' de- don't contribute We are candidates organized said also issue in .... to to the university," councillor passes are an Ottawa, dents) — in ficient and affordable accommoda- bates on campus. Rob Harrison. Toronto, Thunder Bay and fighting an image but a fight to U of T London. can't but it." tion near campus. According a housing Instead, the council is concen- you help improve Vacancy rates have fallen noti- ceably. The province-wide rate 0.6 than today is percent (less one house for 100 resi- Never empty every before dents) compared to 0.9 in 1982 and 2.0 in 1979. A healthy level is Grads club 1.5 to 2.0, according to the Can- start ada Mortgage and Housing Corp- oration. ran by Melissa Brandsma 3. The of Municipal elections in Ontario creation a graduate last held lounge where grads can meet to were in 1982. "Our major concern is to engend- hotel The of where exchange social and academic city Waterloo, one er a spirit of community among ideas. I - 4:3 third of the city's 60,000 residents graduate students," said Michael at I 4. The possibility of #|® established a of the obtaining are students, recently Taylor, one founding mem- / more office space for graduates. municipal task force to investigate bers of the new Grad Society. "1 student housing. The city com- The graduate students of WLU was working in an office with in five other said plains that students may be getting are the process of setting up their people," Potter. "We at the own were using those car- accommodation expense of organization. library Vjpd^ families. rels. There isn't According to Shelley Potter, just enough space Students from the University of graduate student director for the for all of us." Waterloo, Wilfrid Laurier Univer- Wilfrid Laurier University Students' The society will be directed by I Sunday Special I executive and have an a sity Conestoga College Union (WLUSU), there has never including chairper- inform students son, executive I N.Y. Steak ■ formed a group to been a Grad Society at Laurier. chairperson, secre- Strip Loin treasurer, and a liaison about that and other election The majority of universities in Ont- tary, person with WLUSU. A maximum issues. ario already have grad societies. of six will be At Queen's University in King- The Grad positions held by social con- Society will have cam- ■ with Trimmings I will ston, the student council is club veners, who represent the dif- taking pus status, allowing anyone to ferent graduate mayoral and aldermanic candi- join. Emphasis will be placed, how- departments. 5 $8.99 I J dates, as well as the media, on a on concerns ever, the specific of the The first general meeting of the "housing horror tour'' to show them students. graduate Grad Society took place yesterday. SHOTEfo WATERLOO L the of student poor quality housing. The Society is also planning a wine "There is a Other perception among concerns include: and cheese for the end of party V< 4 King St. N. (King & Erb) Waterloo 885-5840 students that and 1. paving snow re- Assurance that the graduate November. moval are done in the students frequently of WLU are reDresented Potter is presently looking into student said councillor areas," and given a voice with WLUSU the possibility of forming a Gradu- Hugh Wright. and the administration. ate Students' Association. The as- In Thunder Lakehead Uni- 2. will be concerned with Bay, Funding issues such as the sociation versity councillor Dave Rawlings availability of graduate scholar- achieving political goals, thereby summed the housing situation in a up ships and teaching assistant posi- providing graduate students with three words: "There isn't any." tions. stronger voice. Guidelines for OFS referendum will be enforced 33 strictly University Ave., Waterloo, Ontario Telephone (519) 746-4111 that by Andrea Cole (the Ontario Federation of Stu- disqualify group," she said. there is dents, a referendum issue), jfalfoctfb for the be voted in the of = Guidelines referenda at no other issue that could Funding amount $200 the Wilfrid Laurier Uni- or said adding is each upcoming on yes no," Bopari, provided to recognized ! Students' Union that she will remain firm on the This be used ££KEZffI3XJ&& versity General group. funding can Wogo*pi*«~s) Meeting are going to be strictly referendum guidelines. only for accepted forms of cam- \ ON A SVttW-Y TRW/OHAU Electoral and it is that enforced, says Chief paigning, suggested By THE Officer The guidelines state that cam- make of facili- j Robyn Bopari. groups use campus take paigning place seven More promotion of existing guide- may ties wherever possible. Neither before the lines when days referendum, termi- than this was deemed necessary group can spend more 10 the before. the Oct. at p.m. night j a classified ad appeared in nating amount. The first Pro and the first 31 issue of the Cord Weekly. The group ! Veal Meatball _.. Con group to notify the CEO of ad said, "Vote no," twenty-two PANZEROTTI their will be the j Sausage Steak times. intent to campaign authorized and funded The classified advertisement is only groups. must notify the CEO of this considered to be in violation of Groups intent in No other guidelines for campaigning during writing. groups will be allowed to and will a student referendum or election. In organize be funded. order to control the OFS debate the not Any interested members of the CEO must keep track of monies Wilfrid Laurier Students' Union spent by the two official sides. take SavrFrancesco's I will be it upon themselves to get There two officially recog- may V*^^aJU^ nized the "Yes" involved in either side. Both Pro &&e> other! j groups supporting no \^a^cZ^c^) and Con must be all and "No" sides to joining the Onta- groups open to -tk/ it- You'll (we j if/ _ members of the Corporation. rio Federation of Students as full Definitions of what constitutes members. People starting without £ active campaigning is decided by an officially recognized chairper- • the CEO, and Bopari that son for their side risk having their suggests i Salad adds people who are unsure about this possible funds limited. Bopari '"" that issue should come and speak to personal statements are not ! coupon"special!!~! her. "The problem is with people considered campaigning, such as their J letters if trying to interpret things own to the editor, they express with the Meatball Sandwich & Small Drink for i the who is way information I've given i viewpoint of a person not them," she said. a member of a group. "If don't things go according to | $1.99 it doesn't OFS the I will : "Although specify guidelines, terminate or Offer Nov. expires 30/85. One coupon per customer. 6 Thursday, November 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY comment What we do Did think about the you ever Cord Weekly? Ever wonder why we print what we print or how we decide what's important enough to make it onto newsprint? The Cord staff thinks about it week. We have decide what every to you — I should read an unenviable task. thought that this would be a good time to review in the our role university community and our goals as a newspaper. We believe our role is to inform, to entertain, to comment and to question. Our audience is the WLU community: we have no other audience. Our information comes from various sources — from students, Canadian University Press and local media. Our goal is to provide information that is relevant make aware of economic and to university students, to you political, social changes that can and will affect your life. If a property standards bylaw is be enforced, want know about it before threeof the going to we you to eight in house evicted. people your are We function let know what's what's what will affect to you new, changing, and in we're you today, the future. Change is what all about. Our is audience with goal as a newspaper to provide our a comprehensive, fair, and balanced accurate perspective on your interests and concerns. Sometimes we work to create interest and concern in areas that we think are important. 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Fred Taylor Letters Co-op students selected on resume, interview I would like to comment on the curricular and job content. activities leadership Many Co-op employ- view, sometimes a student who on win the interview. letter in have the October 31 edition of their sense of direction ers indicated that recruit a basis the selection experience; they day-to-day may have good During interview, The Cord the and clarification at Laurier because select look the work Weekly, regarding regarding future they can interpersonal skills, is unable to we beyond exper- selection The author career and their from a of students who have communicate their the it Co-op process. options expecta- group strengths be- ience described on resume, as of the letter indicated a tions work and different are well rounded cause of the of personal during Co-op terms skill-sets, anxiety and nervousness. is quality work experience, concern about and why one student, after graduation. In addition, the are appropriately qualified. A student who cannot deal with regardless of its geographic loca- seemingly well was student's Our selection criteria reflect this their which be A qualified, not personal presentation and nervousness and cannot com- tion, must assessed. offered a position in Co-op, while overall interview skills are assessed, need for committed students with municate comfortably in the selec- student, for example, might be in another will balanced tion will than student, seemingly less as these be critical during inter- backgrounds to fulfill interview have similar prob- an observer capacity rather was offered diverse needs. lems qualified, a position. views with potential Co-op em- By responding to in an actual Co-op employ- actually doing the work described Students are selected for Theattainment of satisfac- these needs, ment interview. Co-op ployers. employer our Co-op On the other hand, on their resume. based on their resume a also have and have a student content, tory university grades is a Options grown who does not necessarily Following the selection decisions, interview and their maintained of stand personal first requirement, as grades are one a high level success out in everyday interactions, students who are not offered a posi- of for both show year university grades. During the measure a student's potential for our students, on work may commitment, determin- tion in Co-op are welcome to talk interview the student has in terms and after ation and the personal success Co-op. graduation. preparedness in an inter- with Co-op Office staff about the to in econ- decisions are diffi- view which the work opportunity highlight specific Co-op positions today's Co-op always indicates positive decision so that they can on of cult strengths their resume in such reflect a wide of work because there are omy diversity many good approach they would take in a overcoming their weaker areas to 7 areas as work candidates. In the selection inter- and con't on experience; extra- settings, management styles and work setting enables them to page the CORD The Cord Weekly is published weekly during the fall and the winter academic terms. Editorial opinions are independent of and Publications. 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Typesetter Janice Daer National Contributors cont: John Advertising Ad Manager Bert Trapman Doucet, Lynn Kurtz, Timothy Neesam, Scott Patriquin, Scott Piatkowski, Ingrid Randoja, Andrew Reid, Julie Sagara, Contributors: Steve Adam, Don Ambridge, Bruce Arculus, Melissa Campus Plus John Sheppard, Ron Shuttleworth, Chris Starkey, Susan Wallace (416)481-7283 Brandsma, Kathy Code, Richard Cousins, Stephan Deschenes 7 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 7, 1985 comment What's with Chuck? up Question But a school desk behind the it isn't all sweetness and light got pop machine. And down here. You think I've Chuck Tatham my messages are might delivered Armenian got an but when by an janitor. easy job, one of the But it's interesting. big wheels wants his stapler filled, of the Week Rumour has it that It's I've have it and a bunch of really strange being out of got to filled, back lardheads school. 1 miss on his desk the you are whining about really standing behind by end of the day. And Cord morons the secretaries the being boring. Well, it was with oily beards on the can give you a before CTB escalator. lot of flack. The other 1 noticed interesting you, and it'll be 1 often reminisce day after. about the that one of the secretaries had interesting Stop your com- beauty queens bulking up a What should be done about the free phone by the and off in the TV all thread off of the bottom of plaining get your fat ass. lounge. But that's over hanging their skirt. I InfoCentre? Write stuff and now. I'm cheese. simply tried to remove interesting it'll get a big it with and the printed. Honest. Being a big cheese in Toronto my teeth, next thing I know I've an IBM Selectric I'm living/working/watching means living in a building where 8 got by June Steckly and John Doucet undress from old Indian kids ride the eleva- jammed down pants. Some of people my balcony year my these with binoculars in Toronto tors in their people are now, pyjamas. Being a big touchy. it's But I m I and a blast. I work cheese means a happy, and want at a big ad helping ninety year you and I'm call old folks to be Don't agency what they a woman untangle her army sur- happy. worry about the Cord; all have do copywriter. That's funny; judging plus bra from the agitator in the you to the laundromat washer. is write something different. Don't by plagiarism I enjoyed at Being a big leave it to else. If WLU I've been a copywriter for cheese means eating Digestives for someone you do, They should bring it back, and I've told all friends dinner while Wheel of they II get all the glory, and they'll years. my and watching should explain why it was taken I lot be the one behind the machine. relatives that I've got a big office Fortune. tell you, there's a in pop out. Perhaps they should to With the try and this world Armenian janitor. a secretary, but in reality I've vou can look forward to! put it under conditional use (if the continues vandalism — remove it). Audience not conservative: reader Kim Peters 2nd Year General Psychology to arrive at his conclusions. I read with dismay the review of After finishing the article, 1 was where Mr. Lear sat Jane Siberry's concert (at the left wondering Dina Fausto Humanities Theatre, UW) in the Cord, Oct. 31. I might have thought that Peter Lear had attend- Off-cam housing is issue ed a different concert than the one I almost Centre or myself any day. went to. In the past off-campus housing Michael Weller First of all, the audience was has been an important issue for all definitely not of here Wilfrid "very conservative," us at Laurier. Yet, Please bring it back because it is unless those are the words to we're by no means the only univer- convenient. seated behind Co-op incredibly describe the me with this In guy sity or college problem. white hair and a sporting plastic all across fact, probably campuses con't from page 6 James Macgowan cow from one earlobe. I hanging the province and across the coun- 2nd Year History saw a few quite post-60s long- try have some sort of housing cri- help them in the future. Many stu- haired flower children clad in cotton We with dents sis. can deal this and other have taken advantage of this and Jesus sandals and have found it gauze, ponchos related problems in the Advisory very helpful. of — it of (with socks, course was a Council on Off-Campus Housing The attainment satisfactory There chilly evening). was a certain (ACOCH). grades is required. However, it Nina Hagen-lookalike who attract- This Council deals with student does happen occasionally that a ed a few glances with her spect- issues and student problems. There- Co-op applicant, with otherwise acular multi-coloured make-up and fore we want to hear how good grades, have repeated you may it should be put back immed- wild coiffure. there u>as a would the current specific courses and achieved a Okay, change system. iately. It is the Students' Union conservative-looking couple seated in on At this point in time we, the satisfactory mark the second Building. We students support who looked old to number has dem- near me enough Council, are working on a attempt. Such a student it, so they should put it back for be but will onstrated the to my grandparents they pro- of issues which we highlight for ability overcome the students. obstacles and back bably they'd look silly with in future articles. These issues on track, a thought you get hair. spiked characteristic which will serve them include: mediation for students and Remo Targa well in their future and As for the audience's "unrecept- landlords; information ses- academic housing Ist Year Honours Geography her band other iveness," Siberry and sions for all students including a professional careers. On the ovations first hand, student who directs provoked two standing package for incoming year a all of and after the Her all be their efforts in such (before encore). students so that may well- one area, as academic be songs were acknowledged by en- informed about off-campus hous- performance, might her the adminis- weak in other such thusiastic applause and be- ing issues; bringing to very areas, as tween-songs banter induced lots of tration recommendations to better outside activities and leadership The aud- spontaneous laughter. the present student housing sit- experience, which does not provide ience the the balance was quiet during songs uation. many Co-op employ- listen- seek. It Just because they were intent on ers should be brought back. the and beautiful 1 hese issues and The above outline the because a few wreck it ing to unique lyrics many others comments people in order to the can be dealt with if selection in some for the rest, it is no reason to harmony appreciate only you, the Co-op process student detail and address the take it from all of music more. There was no scream- body, show concern. We hopefully away us. of the lack of effective if concerns ing simply because are an Council only we expressed. have Steve Waldi young teenaged girls' healthy lungs. your input. The ACOCH John Thompson After bears little would this and 3rd Year Political Science all, Siberry resem- appreciate input you Manager Wham! contact blance to Duran-Duran or can the Legal Resource Co-operative Education SBE W.L li-L. A They should bring it back, because it is a service for the students. Perhaps they should more into try putting money a better phone. Bernice Hesselink 2ndYear English/Psychology They should bring it back be- cause it is much more conven- ient if especially it is an emerg- ency. Tracey Zytkewich Ist Year General Science 8 Thursday, November 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY in brief Reproduction: beyond condoms OTTAWA but has (CUP) — A researcher at The primates shortly, to schedule yet exper- with human University of Western Ontario is trying to iments volunteers. While THP is Wiebe he develop an acceptable, non-toxic chemical con- non-toxic, says doesn't yet know if the effects of the substance traceptive for men. are reversible. "We A small molecule of 1,2,3 -trihydroxypro- don't have the answer yet," he said. into reduces Wiebe is one of the few researchers pane (THP) injected rats sperm currently much alternatives to female countby as as 99 percent and for as long studying contraception. John The federal 75 as a year, says Wiebe, a UWO zoology government's percent cut to the Canadian Committee professor. Wiebe says the remaining sperm, on Fertility Research ear- while of lier this indicates lack of King & University technically capable fertilizing an egg, year a concern about are "nonviable. This suggests complete fertility." improving contraception for men, according to " Lynne Robson, an executive director of Planned Lfc.. L.L.6.0. / Wiebe has not yet discovered how the sub- Parenthood, a national family planning and stance works, but has found that a tiny injection advocacy organisation. the makes it in testes of both rats and rabbits Robson said while contraception "used to be for cells a male concern,'' women's awareness of impossible sperm to develop, although repro- other male maturation nor- duction the the other processes develop swung pendulum way. mally. In other words, it's fatherhood, not man- However, society now expects women to bear hood, that's affected, he said. the burden of reproductive responsibility, she Wiebe said he will test the substance on said. Students to be expelled unable EDMONTON — As 400 to wnte properly." (CUP) many as University of Alberta students face expulsion if Ray MacEwan of the University of Leth- fail last-chance their bridge Student Services said the test applies to i they a examination to test \N/eek.day) all students at the U of L, but international every wntten English skills. for The Alberta General Competency Exam, students can apply a one-semester extension. Of the other made a mandatory requirement for continued prairie universities, only the Uni- study at the U of A in 1983, is intended to versity of Regina and Brandon University have all Alberta students have basic tests ensure university mandatory proficiency as entrance and competence in English before they graduate. degree requirements. "If know if the anyone wants to university means business on this, the answer is absolutely Visa students BU write at must a test to prove said U of A Brian Silzer. yes," Registrar competency in English before they are allowed A U of Students' Union vice president: aca- and all to register undergraduates reregistered demic Caroline Nevin said a passing grade in a after January 1, 1985 will be required to pass a junior English course should be sufficient proof exam within competency two years of register- that student write in a can competently English. ing or they will be suspended, said BU Admis- The University of Calgary accepts a C grade in sions Committee chair Tom MacNeil. as student write U of first-year English proof a can The R's test is similar to the Alberta test. properly. U of W dean of academic standards Walt "The writing competency test is a result of Stein said neither the University of Winnipeg or inadequate secondary education,'' Nevin said. the of Manitoba University have competency +• mushrooms "High schools have failed to students Stein said pepperoni prepare tests. international students must wnte the demands of education and for a the Test of university English as a Foreign Language students are being for before unfairly penalized being they can study in Canada. off Feds, provinces square OTTAWA — The federal aide (CUP) government Bob Richardson, an to Ontano's colleges and the provinces used National Universities and universities minister Greg Sorbara, said if Week last week to blame each other for the the education it cuts mean quality goes down, country's impoverished institutes of higher leam- will be the fault. federal government s ing' Sorbara announced $50 When NDP education critic Howard a million grant to McCurdy (Windsor-Walkerville) asked Secre- universities last week. But Richardson said, "If in tary of State Benoit Bouchard how $6 billion in we put new money and they (the federaJ planned transfer payment cuts for health and government) cut, then we're just keeping things the education would affect colleges and universities, at status quo level." the $50 million Bouchard said, "I am sure (McCurdy) can Referring to grant to universi- understand reluctance the ties in Ontario, Liberal MP David my to comment on Berger (Laur- in asked in the quality of education the vanous provinces, for ier) House last week "is the 1 do think it is role." Government of Canada do its share not my willing to to the chronic "I am quite confident that the matter will be correct problem of university under- Bouchard "as will other resolved," said, ques- funding?" education.'' Bouchard said, "We make the tions relating to transfer pay- Ontario's finance ministry estimates transfer ments to the provinces, and they make the decisions. We cannot payments cuts, announced at a closed meeting guarantee, as the federal of finance ministers in September, will cost the government, that these funds will be increased reduced." 1990. or province $750 million a year by And Bell worries cuts will affect jobs OTTAWA (CUP) — Bell Canada is worned Concordia University's employment centre in Gllprfet-- the federal 30 said government's percent cut to cam- Montreal, on-campus recruiting by national centre will when pus employment budgets next Apnl companies would suffer the centre's per- make recruitment of graduates more difficult. sonnel is cut. But the public relations office at Employment "The employment picture is beginning to pick and in Ottawa Immigration has not heard of the and and recruiters cam- up more more are on 30 percent cut, which has been confirmed to pus," Sproule said. "Graduates have had diffi- Canadian University Press federal and facilita- by culty finding work in the past; to reduce regional officials. tion of services would be detrimental." "No percentage has been established yet," The Concordia administration recently wrote said Manan Morrison, a public relations officer employment minister Flora Macdonald, saying at Employment and Immigration. "Discussions "the of students will be 8 slice, 4 item $5.99 placement graduate ... on the — what is that wonderful diminuation of word we jeopardized by any placement the has use? — is services CEC office Concordia 2/8 slice, 4 item $10.99 ... Streamlining going on," she said ... at up until now been minimally staffed. Bell will the fill use centre to more than 100 Fergus Thomson, national director of employ- full-time this and more than told Canadian Univer- positions spnng, ment centres on campus, 100 summer Some Press the positions. employment cen- sity two weeks ago centres' budgets tres have the would managers suggested centres will be cut 30 percent across Canada on no longer handle summer placements when the April 1, 1986. Macdonald's office issued a cuts force staff release October layoffs next spnng. press 9 saying "not one employ- Alex Sproule, director of guidance services at ment centre will be closed." THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 7, 1985 9 comment Letters con't from 7 page Does God exist? Find out "'"pOXT Have always been taught common you morality may or not beliefs. may personal Don't be afraid to that God exists? Many people have be easier to explain. That is, a what question you have tradition- Western in society source outside of ourselves grown up taking enables ally held to. And if it you find not to for their belief in the the establishment of granted a moral code. be true then work on changing it. Computer of God. Or does existence it? Don be t satisfied in accepting what What do have for At grounding you any rate, our belief or unbelief everyone says. Seek the answer belief? Is it merely in God should Features: your particular not go unquestioned. yourself. culture-oriented, or have had you Thursday s debate serve as may a ! with God? « IBM PC/XT COMPATIBLE • FREE SOFTWARE an experience Perhaps good catalyst to one's examine Scott Dalton even have some know- MEMBERSHIP CARD more, you • 256 K OF MEMORY that have ledge you not shared with • MONITOR AND CABLE • COLOUR of Whatever belief the rest us. your GRAPHICS CARD be, can it stand to I may up quest- , RUNS ALL IBM ioning? . TWO HALF HEIGHT Procedures were fair pc SOFTWARE "The unexamined life is not worth 360K DISK DRIVES Socrates living," spoke as he stood # inated. all • 130 WATT HEAVY DUTY in As a result those who before a jury Athens facing I would like to respond to John MOTHERBOARD nomination the POWER SUPPLY of sought were put on charges blasphemy. Socrates Curtain's October 31 letter to the ballot. death due was put to to his quest- Editor. John complained that the This ballot was then sent to all \ ioning attitude towards the prevail- voting procedures used to fill stu- 59 senators the stu- ideas of the time. He including eight ing under- dent positions on senate commit- dent senators. Elected committee stood that if don't As student we question tees was unfair. a sena- ' members were based on majority beliefs, then we are living merely tor and part of the Nomination vote. s HI mechanical lives which the Committee 1 would like \nc^®? express to respond I would now like to relate the ideas of our time. These ideas to these criticisms. may * outcome of this vote. Of the be rational This I twenty- ■ true but as beings we year prepared, through two positions to students ten should not accept things blindly. the Commissioner of University open were filled students at I This is it needs be if Affairs, all by large. why to asked a flyer listing open posi- believe demonstrates both the Western this society's belief in God is a tions. This flyer was distributed senate's commitment to student iiiiiiiiiiniiiii plausible one. throughout the Dining Hall and ( and students' input concern for Let us consider a few broad Torque Room as well as during senate issues. such week in areas, as Epistemology (how CUA the concourse. This for all those who were Ethics fiver Finally, we acquire knowledge), generated a good response. nominated but not elected I am (morality, right and wrong), and 1 asked that all people interested To those who submit let- sorry. were elected, Metaphysics (what ultimately is in being nominated a congratulations. I know this ! expe- real). God's existence or non- >r detailing reasons for wanting to 00 rience will be to both has involved and important existence great impact on get experience. This $1299 L.aurier and i.e. if is God then used you. Ethics there no letter was then by me to select search our for an objective source eligible nominees. However, I felt Ave. Peter Nosalik University East, of becomes that take the initi- morality very difficult, anyone willing to Student Senator University Square Plaza whereas if there is a God then a ative to apply should be nom- (University at Weber) n65Waterloo, Ont. (519) 885-0540 V J ■ - Inquest wrap-up FOR 1 twice. Ernst admitted to confusion, continued from page 2. Uniformed security should be and agreed that not moving the bus time, the passenger doors were hired to control the bus loading would have been the closed. best way to NEW She was attempting to area and the responsibility clearly IDEAS handle the situation. She also move the said bus forward to get closer established in contracts between that she could the to the She also wanted not see rear canopy. to parties. NEW SPIRIT wheels because of the students. allow buses behind her to move 3. Part of the university orienta- Ernst has been a driver forward, and was afraid students part-time tion package should include a bus for Charterways for three NEW ALDERMAN near the swimming pool would get years. schedule for departure times. The pushed into After hearing several more wit- schedule be both the water. should posted at "A BETTER CITY" When including students, Binge- she felt the bus was on nesses, points of departure. man staff, and David Ernst, the something, she put it in neutral. The jury is not allowed to place Her husband tried look driver's husband, the jury was to out the responsibility for the accident on in and told her back charged to state why the person individual. window, to up, any group or and to make recom- which she did. She then radioed the question died, Any further legal action will be * y mendations further **#»> bus behind her to call for police and to prevent the result of personal law-suits, deaths. Their recommendations an ambulance before getting off her since the inquest has concluded. bus. include: Bouckaert was a second-year 1. A controlled bus loading and Ernst said she moved forward biology student at Laurier and a but unloading area should be estab- residence don only once, students testified at Clara Conrad lished at Bingeman Park. that she started and then stopped Hall. Club UNIVERSITY TYPESETTING continued from 3 page and freedom of political association in this country." TRANSPARENCIES The Tory executive overturned the accreditation of the 16 clubs, November 12 saying "due notice of formation" was not given. "Professional Quality at Lower Prices" VOTE ANDREW Offord, who works for Dennis Timbrel],.said he was at the first of Complete Services meeting the Conestoga club on Typesetting August 6. All of the club members are sup- We specialize in: TELEGDI porting Dennis Timbrell in his lead- ership bid. Organizers for Larry * Resumes Grossman have charged that the Waterloo Alderman 16 clubs in question Tim- support • Overheads brell, and are "a sham." "It's all Dear Students: crazy. They're Timbrell \. • Flyers people. They're bogus clubs." • As the former president of the Federation of Students Dave a atU. of W. lam attuned and I Carlyle, youth organizer fl° (1973-75), sympathetic to your concerns. \k or Student Union Bldg. for said Grossman, the other 10 • The municipal elections are If upcoming important to you. you clubs denied Call 884-2991 legate status are want action on and then housing transportation you must do Humber (Lakeshore and Rexdale your part: VOTE. ask for Roger St. campuses), Lawrence, Durham, • You may vote for one to eight candidates. Algonquin, Sheridan Georgian, • is an to if of Telegdi easy name remember you think telegram. (Oakville and Brampton camp- On November uses), Fanshawe, and Sir Sandford HBB i\\>[}<{(( \oi\S'>> 12, send a Telegram to city hall for Andrew TELEGDI. Fleming. Wilfrid Laurier University by voting 10 Thursday, November 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY - What do know you about English Literature? 1. What English writer was expelled from university and jailed for a month for stealing? What 2. American "beat" author was born in New England of French Canadian parents? 3. What major 20th century novelist was handicapped by a severe stammer? 4. What famous English poet's sister has her own entry in the Oxford Companion to English Literature? — " " I I Eft' Just published! ! There time to have 1,155 of is still pages ■ pMEM The highly I * essential reading acclaimed J your picture taken for the J °nly I'tlß sth edition. m ! Keystone Yearbook. ! QEditor: M. Drabble ! Call 745-8632 ! ' * ! for an appointment. ! 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Students are among the most deserving of this service be- and I cause of their limited incomes believe that provincial grants must be sought out (and augmented with Municipal city and regional funds) to provide this essential social service. election November 12 Jim Axler Stephen Beattie In of the issues which affect light many directly stu- dents, the Cord has allotted for to space equal coverage 1. The Task Force must be re- I would the candidates of the municipal election. Thirteen candi- presentative of the interest affected, 1) recommend that each of or be effective. the post-secondary institutions in dates for All it cannot Since are running eight positions. 13 were invited 3 Waterloo have least students from all campuses are a at one repre- to submit brief six a typewritten response to prepared main interest in this demo- sentative on the task force who group, The Cord questions. received 12 responses. would for the cracy they are entitled to equal speak particular con- representation in the Task Force cerns of his/her school. 1 would and submissions also recommend that student also in making to rep- Robert Brown the task force it. resentation on be commensurate with the proportion 1. I am not presently on council. The following is a complete list of the aldermanic Council of students in the 2. City must ensure that city's population. Hence 1 was not involved in the candidates: students have housing that is formation of this Task Force. I which sufficient in quantity and satisfact- 2) Zoning bylaws impose would be pleased to see an ex- Jim Axler Mary Jane Mewhinney in Safe arbitrary limits on ory quality. housing is not to occupancy pansion of members to allow for John Stephen Beattie Shortreed Waterloo residents be bargained with. Other problems are extremely three students, one from WLU, one Robert L. Brown Andrew unfair all Telegdi created by absentee owners are not to residents, especially from U of W, and one from Jim Erb John Thompson created by students. students. Problems associated with Conestoga College. absentee landlordism such as in- Bob Henry Bnan Turnbull home maintenance 3. Sufficient numbers of students adequate and 2. The problems we now face exist Sanford Mac Lean Lynne Woolstencroft unfair rental collection rely on bus transportation to ensure practices because we did not enforce existing Pat McMahon with low-cost bus the must also be addressed. of that consis- that, passes, By-Laws. Because student bus routes are financially tent lack of enforcement we are than route. 3) I believe that a 3-month number of in- uncontested with incumbent Mar- no worse any other special now penalizing a The mayoral race was bus for students at Therefore the students receive a pass a dis- nocent victims. These include some jorie Carroll being acclaimed to another term. counted rate would benefit without creating a cost to go a long way home-owners but, more importantly else. toward solving problems with include several students about anyone many they One-third of Waterloo's residents students and are are to and to be regard transportation public displaced through no fault of therefore Election is November 12. Check safety. 1 am also in favour of the their urged to vote. day 4. The cost of a new carrier service own. City of a shut- If are to if is the official voters' list. will be prohibitive. Waterloo providing we to have effective By- see your name on Rather, we tle service from the should review the existing bus University Laws, they must be enforceable the and the and routes and schedules to balance campuses to city core enforced. this demand and supply of services. Sunnydale area. If By-Laws are inappropriate they should be changed but only of bus fares for stud- The candidates invited to the lowering were 4) I do feel is 5. Traffic lights should already be not it necessary to after public discussion, input, and respond to the following ents? develop a regional carrier service debate. synchronized. There is no reason questions: at the time, but 1 think that I would also 4. Do the why traffic lights to assist Hazel present Finally, suggest that you support development some form of the the Street vehicles will interrupt traffic linkage among University of Waterloo admit of a regional carrier service(munici- 1. What recommendations would individual transit commissions one-third of flow on Avenue. I am its class in pal transit between K-W and University first-year univer- should be to you make to ensure that both to this provided allow travel May. That, by itself, would immed- Cambndge) ? willing support request. sities within and the community college anywhere the entire region iately solve the student housing receive full student representation 6. at the cost of a fare. crisis. Day care facilities are now a single Are to and on the Task Force? 5. you willing support service — required they are no Waterloo Re- request, in I believe that traffic At person, an 5) a signal at 3. the time, longer optional expense for present University 2. before Council to place a at the If were to the gional light the intersection students are offered you appear society. These facilities can be run Hazel-University a "special" Task tell corner of Hazel and University? has been for Force, what would some time are allowed you profitably by the private sector, necessary whereby they to buy a them? and now. The fact that one has 4-month transit the provincial government already pass for $104. 6. Are work towards you willing to been installed at Hazel and Col- This is must encourage creation of these really no special, however, 3. est- The Task Force's terms of refer- obtaining provincial grants to umbia, where there is far less since facilities through grants and other- any adult can buy a monthly ablish a facility near the ence include public tranportation day-care wise. I committed pedestrian traffic, only serves to for $31.50 and'the am to obtaining pass average and — work towards universities colleges? this need. student are you willing to this needed service. emphasize University only wants a 12 Thursday, November 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY candidates for council thing to be considered and looked supported. for 13 14 weeks. if the pass or to see warrants suggest the into. and students Public High School need for a If the light. survey 6. I find it incredible that the issu£ with valid I.D. are allowed to ride indicates the need, then 1 would 5. As i it traffic the understand signals of day care at has for ride. university the system 50 cents a support having the light includedin of are installed subject to a set been neglected to this date. I would Waterloo councillor, I As a Waterloo's "shopping list" to the appropriate related standards being be willing to work towards would work obtaining to provide University region. satisfied. These standards take into for if government grant day care a students with a more flexible fare account traffic volumes — ped- would be developed intern- in line with avail- proposal system, that now 6. ll seems to me that this issue estrian and vehicular, traffic pat- ally. ble to School students. High would be logically handled by our terns, peak traffic periods etc. If the provincial member of the legislature standards or warrants as they are 4. No. member of (who happens to be a called, for the Hazel and University Kitchener and Waterloo already the government) and the univer- Ave corner are close to being to coordinate their transit cooperate sity. Perhaps a letter of support satisfied, 1 would support the re- system. 1 see no advantage in from the city could be included with for traffic lights. I am quite New quest including Cambridge, Elmira, the request. prepared to make this request to If there Hamburg, etc. are prob- the in if the Region person warrants lems with the K-W transit system, indicate a need. let's solve them at that level. 6. I work am prepared to towards 5. Not quite. I would support a obtaining such grants. Beyond that, pedestrian operated light on Univer- 1 feel that if the is City not aggress- sity Avenue for WLU students near, ively pursuing all available sub- but not at Hazel St. This light Pat sidies/grants for day care facilities would not turn red unless pedestrian McMahon other to or any program germane commanded. the City, the City is turning its back 1. I understand that the concern on funds that can contribute to student the 6. I support this idea in principle over 1 only on steering 'quality of life" I he under review the improvements. and in spirit, however, 1 do not committee is at City should be "going for it." believe that has and that due to this review, a city councillor present direct in these matters. I do student in fact any say representation may that be it not want to make promises are greater. However, is my view impossible to fulfill, but would help that the working committee which 1 think do if and where possible. will most of the leg work on this issue provides for significant student T he participation. working John Shortreed committee also will have the flex- ibility to accommodate greater par- is student 1. There now represent- from the student ticipation pop- ation from both Universities on the ulation and other interested parties. this task force. If is not enough you should make representation to MacLean Sanford 2. Mv presentation would and will Council. the facts that highlight as a univer- student I in the 1. I would support increasing the sity too competed 2. As a member of the 1 ask Force I of the student rental market for both as a size representation housing do not feel it appropriate to publicly roomer and as an tenant. on the Task force from one student apartment air views 1 wish an my as to keep For this I have under- from each university to two stud- reason, some open mind. of the victim" ents from each while leaving the standing "innocent students from the community position face with respect representation 3. No. Students should their pay at one to housing. Secondly, I would and college person. fair share. I do support a 3 V2 will point out that Waterloo's great- month that it pass for each term so 2. 1 would tell them three things: 1. est assets are our two universities is possible to get the monthly rate That and actions to im- the City must force the univer- significantly for September and December. the sities to realize that they have an prove housing arrangements for students are in the best obligation to provide more housing City's 4. We have bus Jane now a twin city for their students. 2. That the City interest. These actions could and Mary Mewhinney service. Expansion to Cambridge should should include 1. Transit improve- examine existing zoning in make would my opinion not make of the regulations and determine whether ments to more areas 1. I envisage a Student "Fact Find- sense at this time. K-W from Committee formed with Jim Erb more boarding houses can be zoned. community acceptable ing" being 1 believe That the a- of view for broad they can. 3. community point representation including reps 5. Traffic lights must meet certain students. 2. A from both well 1. The committee composition as students are concerned citizens of co-operative effort Universities as as before the Province of the the requirements student on the City, two the the num- approved by council was 1 this city and as such should be part Community College; will for them. It will be several pay the which of in universities, and bers to from joint committee given more a voice deter- private developers as large as necessary cover rep before and Hazel years University univer- the that relate dir- housing to all the bases, in order to research now exists to speak for both mining issues co-operatives, develop meets the requirements. and student and document sities on global community issues ectly to them. thereby provide res- all relevant data. in order the ident accommodation similar to This data will be carried forward to was suggested to keep 6. This is a regional responsibility at Neil the Task Force the voice of steering committee as functional as 3. Yes, I am willing to work towards Saugeen-Maitland UWO, through not a city council decision. is lower bus for Wycik at 3. An aware- the possible. If there a strong feeling passes university Ryerson. appointed student represent- that there be 1 A four ative the should represent- students. month pass for ness generating campaign targeted at open meetings with then I ative from each university, high school students costs $76 at Waterloo citizens encouraging media in attendance. would support that. ($l9/month), while university stud- residents of single family homes to four month consider student the Task ents can purchase a providing accom- 2. My brief to Force (on 2. This much This line with question requires pass for $104. is grossly modation in their homes in Student Housing) would suggest than unfair in "town and the standards established in that the issue is of more space permitted, but a gown" ex- prime import- briefly, strict enforcement of our community. isting by-laws. Possibly arrange- ance to the City of Waterloo. Our could be made the whose base new Property Standards By-law ments by City to community, economic after June 1, 1986 make certain 4. 1 such a service if it assist owners low- is a to Yes, support property (with dependent to large extent upon warranted. if " properties are maintained and stud- is interest loans) renovations are its academic "industry surely ents receive safe accommodate stud- committed effort accommodation; necessary to must project a to make 5. After all sides of this the diverse of sure zoning is in place to studying ents. reconcile interests allow for student housing; cities question, I believe that a traffic providing good student housing, is there 3. I would be consider the support to provincial government light necessary to prevent prepared to while protecting integrity of for student the students revisions the fare well the more housing. serious injury to many to schedule. core area as as recognizing of all who of ages cross University rights investment interests. Chall- This 3. That is a possibility, but first Ave. The University must be will- 4. issue warrants some study. enging but not impossible! discussions would have to its entrance However, first reaction is that to take ing change along my with who Ave the benefits that 3. place Kitchener Transit University though. a regional arrange- Unless a strong case can be the service what would I would own bus to see ment provide are not ap- presented, not feel lowering financial it would have 6. 1 believe that this is internal With transit of bus fares for students be impact on an parent to me. respect to pass to the total operating budget. Our city issue between the university admin- 1 feel the best approach would be to a priority. and the engineer has informed me that kind istration students. I, as make sure there is a good under- of will do what of the a decision must be made by alderman, I can to standing what community, 4. Yes. A Regional carrier service, Transit the the student Kitchener because of their encourage university to con- including population, perhaps a connecting of existing sider a day-care centre, but 1 am the deficiencies in would ownership. requires, analyze local transportation initially Andrew Telegdi establish off the and benefit not prepared to an present structure, try to our region. 4. No. for the benefit of come with creative and effective campus centre up students alone. Perhaps students solutions to those deficiencies. 5. With the heavy traffic volumes their the recommendation 5. Before request is made for a should start children to Possibly, to on Ave. I feel efforts any taking University any 1. I support added student repre- this the lectures illustrate the need for establish a carrier could and safe light at intersection, region to regional to provide easy access sentation, to include the student such should be asked to conduct a count a facility. result from this effort. It is some- across Ave. should be University president or their designates 13 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 7, 1985 candidates for council from the residents. from U of W, and Cones- estrian transit services where the need is representation WLU, crossover. I am not aware It is that of the identified. There be a toga College. important traffic patterns, other than to appears to 2. there was consid- the student are ac- realize and need to move in a rehab- One year ago representatives it's busy, am certainly people erable because students to their student unions. ilitation and dismay countable not aware of the pedestrian flow. If program between K-W should also be did not spend enough There representa- a light would increase pedestrian Cambridge and the Region is pre- apparently from Waterloo the in the Uptown area. It is tion safety, and not be disruptive to sently studying ways to satisfy money ironic that recently there have been Co-operative Residence Incorpor- normal traffic flow (ie. if the light need. In this case it is likely that the that students houses of are not ated. WCRI over 500 stu- would not become a safety hazard answer will be a co-ordination suggestions the traffic local services than service welcome as residents within dents and has a history of providing to the flow), then I would be rather a residence and same general area. 1 believe that the cheapest apart- willing to support a recommend- operated by the regional level. education is vital for students from ation for be post-secondary a ment space the light. There may a similar problem of the social, cultural, WLU,' U of Wand Conestoga getting Cambridge students to the component Doon and economic life in Waterloo. College. 6. Day-care facilities are important campus of Conestoga Col- Housing needs (which arise from I would further recommend that in our changing lifestyles. With lege and if so possible solutions the fact that post-secondary ed- the president of Conestoga College more families where both parents should be studied. be ucation is so important) must or his designate be on the task work, or families that have one or addressed and The both Yes. This fully fairly. force. parents enrolled at a post- 5. issue is presently being universities must build more on- A from the examined as of an of representative apart- secondary institution, to encourage part analysis must that life be Avenue between Re- campus housing. The city ment owners association would our quality of enhanced University take substantial initiatives to en- help to round out the membership in the community, I would be in gina and Albert Streets. 1 have been this sure that off-campus, affordable of the steering committee. favour of day-care facilities in the following study closely will do housing is available. Zoning must The findings of this task force university area. If provincial fund- and continue to so. be flexible enough that differences will be vital. ing could be obtained, that would in house sizes (and, therefore, the be factor in favour 6. Yes. There are 3 care a very positive day differences in occupancy.) are re- of the facility. Initially, it's most centres on campus at the Univer- cognized. The Property Standards important to determine the need for sity of Waterloo and I think it is John can be used to ensure that 2. Shortage of rental accomoda- Thompson such facilities. reasonable that Laurier should have By-law tion is for the well the demand all landlords maintain properties in a major problem City one as assuming is of Waterloo. 1. I would be prepared to a suitable manner. support there. The provincial grants system two student At present there are 1 1,231 stu- representatives, one has "initiatives money" which might from each to their 3. Yes. dents from the universities who University bring be available for a new day care views the Task and sit must find accomodation in the com- to Force, as it facility. However, is a big under- The minimal students in the of 4. Yes. I believe that transportation munity. by- key players development taking and at best it will take a lot of law and the of Water- the recommendations. As well, I the is one of the major challenges rapid growth time and effort on part of WLU. in loo will further the hous- feel the residents' complement In facilities facing local government the aggravate the meantime day care We should be rajsed to two Waterloo and the develop- ing shortage. must consider represent- are available on fairly short notice, region, atives, while the current ment of efficient and economic new construction now. The city comple- and some of these are located close ment of Alderman, Pres- modes of is could forego the lot levy, U of W University to the University. Subsidy is avail- transportation a major idents, City Hall Staff and the of mine. could provide the land, WLU could able if students meet the criteria priority make financial contribution, and Mayor (ex-officio) is adequate. established by Regional Social 5. the students could help persuade Services. 1 recognize the problem; the the 2. Students are to the thing is to "yes" without provincial government to pro- important easy say current economics of our and qualification or hesitation. I vide some monies and we could City any to the future of I would need know about the start immediately. growth Waterloo. to more student and As former was a here, since grad- traffic flow, the of ped- a student president at pattern what I estrian the U of W, I have extensive know- uation, have become hope is street crossing, impli- a citizen in our com- cations regarding so ledge of the student housing prob- productive having many 1 term is lights from Albert to lem. At present, I live in a triplex munity. Long planning per- stop (4 Regina, if installed haps the need for student lights are on and own and have a student couple as greatest Hazel), residency, in between the relationship between this tenants. They are great and they co-operation part- icular intersection and events at the Universities and the City of others within keep me informed of Waterloo. while band-aid WLU. And, a the Region which may have similar short term solution is not the problems. My inclination is to be action is taken because in the winter 3. Yes. answer, being now supportive with the Property Standards By- months that stretch of road is busy Turnbull law. The new council and I Brian and, the number of students 4. Yes. The present situation of must, given am sure will, enforce this By-law University Avenue, dan- having separate Kitchener and crossing 1. Ask for through City Staff, and that will at delegates from student Cambridge transit systems does gerous. associations least relieve some of the current representing Conestoga not service our community well. College, WLU, U of W under- 6. Yes. Improved transit would also help antagonism. There are private comp- U of W Graduates sit graduates, to anies in the which extend the area where students can Region provide 3. It's that Transit on the Task Force. Ask these four important the care facilities. Public instit- find adequate accomodation. At day be delegates to decide which will be system as self-sufficient as two utions must to take on present there is a direct bus from pos- prepared sit the of the sible and accordingly that max- on Steering Committee similar responsibilities. We must Toronto to the University of Water- available for this Task Force. imum revenue is the need for loo. We should have this type of recognize day care service to be on as arises out transit service from Cambridge to provided large a that of the fact that, in 2. The scale (maximum routes is an Lynne both universities. as possible university community Woolstencroft many families, both parents work and of to all of the and as integral vital the City of and that students parts City) part many have young It is 1. inexpensively as If a Waterloo. that The Task Force children. Public possible. very important has uneven institutions must of study indicated that lower bus fares a good supply affordable hous- membership. The two show in this of groups of leadership area with this would students be made 5. 1 am not totally familiar to use ing available to students. people involved in this issue encourage — public policy. It But as a the service then 1 would be in is equally that student students and problem. general principle more, important residents — are under- should of the I believe that pedestrians favor a reduced student fare. I housing not disrupt quality of represented. The membership of the would be life for the other residents of the Task have right of way. certainly willing to serve the Force should be changed We received I no statement committee to examine the doubt that there to include on a city. is one single one student represent- from Bob the answer this ative 6. Yes. possibility of lowering fares for to very complex prob- from each of the post-second- Henry. I believe that staff, faculty and students. lem. However, 1 am well very optimistic ary institutions, as as increased that will be number of students should start a day care there a and the univer- 4. is with actions that can be taken which program persuade Our Region growing, the when will sity to do its part. most rapid growth experienced adopted mean a signif- At U W Clemmer here in A icant in the situation. of we set up Waterloo. Region-wide improvement 1972 and it was run service in with The Task Force is to Day Care in transit co-operation approach basis and to of have all that are connected on a co-operative open the City Cambridge, may be a parties the with the issue in sit students, faculty and staff. solution to housing crunch for any way to- the in reasonable The university provided students. While the distance from gether a way to Federation of Students be len- discuss solutions. We there- house, pro- University may appear to must vided and the users with fore listen all of view. a lot of money gthy, proper routing the time to points with Transit from Unilateral action the paid a fee along providing to drive via Cam- by City would with and mainten- could have worked. I feel assistance care bridge to Waterloo even be not strongly that the Task ance. shorter than from Kitchener wards, Force approach is the the with this I support extension of day through downtown Kitchener, and best way to deal problem includ- Waterloo. It's and that is 1 it. care services for everyone on to an interesting why recommended ing students. proposal, certainly one that de- to 3. if the 1 would also lobby City Hall serves consideration. Yes, it is concluded that facilities for its decrease in will provide day care bus fares encour- staff and take in this 5. initial reaction is Uni- students to travel further to leadership My yes. age by Avenue bus their choice area of major social concern. versity West from King thereby increasing of affordable The provincial government Street to Albert Street is a long good housing. should provide more for day care in stretch of a busy four-lane thor- Ontario. 4. 1 the establishment of oughfare without a proper ped- support 14 Thursday, November 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 7, 1985 15 Tourists explore culture We lose list and an explanation of Meet- community. may some members of but ingplace is available. (because it) we also could said A unique opportunity to After the gain members," viewing film, you can. Mennonite culture is Alson Bauman, another member explore arrange for a bus tour of the the it include of staff. "We have provided by aptly-named area; may a visit to a Meetingplace in St. Jacob's, to be in the world but not of the Meetingplace only buggy factory or a home-cooked drive from world. In this we can a short meal with a Mennonite family. way enjoy Kitchener-Waterloo. the things that Christians do and Meetingplace This tourist attraction was the beautiful things in the world." 33 Street five King introduced four or years ago St. Ontario Jacob's, If would like learn to act as a bridge between cul- you to more 664-3518 about Mennonite beliefs and cul- tures. Its main purpose is to edu- ture, there are sources. cate the public about the broad Meetingplace was created many Conrad Grebel at the spectrum of Mennonite lifestyles, because "a lot of tourists came College from the highly visible, strict Old and asked about Mennonites. It University of Waterloo is a Mennonite-founded with Orders to the more progressive was set up to give a more ade- college, a comprehensive of war sects. quate picture of what they do, library and studies. For look at A half-hour film takes the and what they believe," said peace a handicrafts, the Kit- viewer to St. Catharines, North Aden Weber, who occasionally drop by chener Farmers' Market the York and the Conestoga River works at the establishment. "A or the three oldest settlements Crafts near area, lot of people think of black hats SelfHelp group you. Laurier's and Culture in Ontario. The customs and and buggies. There are a lot of Religion and are beliefs of Mennonites are the stories about Mennonites that English departments subject of multimedia presenta- aren't necessarily true." good resources. tions in six rooms designed by It also acts as a link between Thanks to Dr. Peter Erb and the people who created similar pres- the Mennonite culture and the staff at for their entations at Ontario Place. A surrounding community. "It's Meetingplace and information. Feature by Liz Jefferson brochure containing a reading better not to withdraw from the help Photos by Fred Taylor America. The Russian faith, hurting someone through Mennonites support global community Mennonites, also before their dishonesty, sexual unfaithfulness emigration, split into General or continual drunkenness. In this Almost every Mennonite has Conference Mennonites and Region is well- case, the offender may not even taken in Service known for its Menno- part Voluntary Mennonite Brethren. sit down to eat at the same table Waterloo for two of his/her Religious nite A stu- one or years population. In the nineteenth century the as his or her family. life. This dent in Waterloo immediately means receiving room introduction of machinery posed Because the Old Order becomes conscious that there and board and a small amount of a religious problem for the Mennonites an who still make in for represent are people can money exchange work on a differences community. Many people felt unknown for North instead of quantity quilts, use horsepower relief project in a developing that the new machines had no the and survive without tel- Americans, they are subjects engines, country. This is their expression in their and place daily lives, seem to be of a deal of This evision. They caught of with the great curiosity. solidarity poor and decided to the old order. keep in some kind of time But to has added to the of warp. problems suffering, and no attempt is Today these people are called consider the Old Order Menno- to their culture division trying preserve made to convert these to lead to people Old Order Mennonites, and live nites as the sum total of the from an encroaching modern the Mennonite faith. Mennonite community, simply society. Most are unwilling to Locally in the Kitchener- because they are more visible, meanwhile invited the Dutch their To simplify a complex expose lifestyle to the Waterloo the Mennonites very would be a mistake. The great area, Mennonites and of conflicts and to cross Europe tourists and photographers who have taken history religious majority of Mennonites do not an assertive role in settle in Russia. But in 1870, the flock their divisions within the Mennonite to churches and differ in from of issues and social appearance most peace pro- the whole in colony was put under a great farmsteads. Because the Bible's but make their faith, story begins us, they presence grams. They were instrumental in deal of to leave, commandment felt in the early eighteenth century, in pressure not to make their work to end war, pov- establishing Project Plough- in their to is taken and human Europe. resulting emigration graven images very erty misery through- shares with the Canadian Coun- America and out the world. There were two main of North subsequent literally them, most Old Order cil of groups by Churches; this group seeks settlement in Waterloo, Mennonites find Mennonites during the photography to educate the public about the and Manitoba. The offensive. Reformation: those based in Leamington The majority of Mennonites are nuclear question and lobbies Russian Mennonites Switzerland and South Germany, remaining An example of the fascination noticeable because of their only against the production and use forced out of Russia in the with the and those in Holland. were were mysterious Mennonite involvement in com- of nuclear They widespread weapons. Dozens of Mennonite men and women gathered to raze a dilapidated of 19205. culture is the film subjected to a great deal popular munity Mennonites are The House groups. of Friendship was barn on Wissler Road in Waterloo last summer. The barn was taken and There were two splits Witness. The slow and religious persecution, major peaceful, pace deeply committed to peace established in order to provide apart in pieces; reusable sections were used to build a new barn on within both communities; in their of life in the withdrew from society to engage a Pennsylvania farming prevention of conflicts homeless in the K-W by another site. people area activities. obsession with the of their is the in mainly agricultural purity community emphasized by fighting poverty and starvation in with a secure shelter and human Mennonites In the religion, the were violence and corruption that countries. As early eighteenth century, developing well, other countries. The Mennonite tornadoes swept through Barrie companionship. The Mennonite smaller the to emigrate led the continually dividing into surrounds it in the modern world. they will take in pressure not part military Central Committee is a relief and Orangeville last summer. community also introduced a due to differences in It shows Swiss Mennonites to the young sects in small, isolated groups in North the value of service or in lasting fight any war. agency which distributes food, Every person who can take time program which attempts to reha- of American state of Pennsylvania, interpretation theology. America. Mennonite beliefs, as well as the off from bilitate education, clothing and medicine work responds to emer- young offenders by act- One involved the Swiss Old Order of modern where they became known as split Life in the is fairly impossibility a jaded the influence to needy. They also sponsor gencies by donating time to ing as a mediating Almost Mennonite has a schism between Infractions of return every Pennsylvania Dutch (a Mennonites; strict. religious law society's to, or even ability Self rebuild between them groups such as Help Crafts, houses, and provide and the victims of taken Mennonites and the part in Voluntary Service corruption of 'Deutsch,' or the Old result in gentle reminders from to relate to, that state of which Laurier students saw in food and support for the victims. their crimes. These examples for one or two of Amann years ... German). This Mennonite colony followers Joseph family or friends, but simplicity and purity. action last week selling products Currently the Disaster Service is serve to emphasize the deep formation of the is the most well-known in resulted in the excommunication is the Unfortunately, this film was not made by people from developing helping the earthquake victims in sense of commitment which the Amish sect. This occurred before received popular culture. punishment for serious matters favourably by the Mexico Mennonite Three institutions were formed countries. City, which was badly community has to North Catherine the Great had their emigration to such as turning from the people it attempted to portray. away to channel Mennonite aid to The Mennonite Disaster Ser- damaged by two powerful earth- improve the lives of the less communities in Canada and vice was in the news after the quakes in September. fortunate. Ihe Mennoriites: their hist >r culture and yj community 16 Thursday, November 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY PARTING Read me a pretty story, The one with the three bears do remember the last time you we were together? And Goldilocks. from somewhere beneath the patchwork web the of Sit on edge the bed, curled of blankets, And hold my hand tight. sobbed; stopped with a start: you Tuck me in, And wish me goodnight. dawn drew line. a glistening to be six ... I want again, Just one more time. is "but is "god dead," you said, so neitzche, " so where the hell does that leave us? Gerald Harrison bracketed by pillows, silence reigned drizzle as we slept through cold evening, bars now, through of rain, it is worse. the dying green light is trapped the by broiling grey darkness rolling across bay and the cadaver streets are cancerous black as black as two-sided Kafka, who whips his wings and glares unblinking at our tumbled tousled features scratches his beak against the inside pit of his wing. empathising. observe this diamond moment. glistening in crushed velvet, evermore not nevermore as the end is the beginning complete Timothy Neesam UMBILICAL CORD My mother gives birth In a sleeping bag, And through the lining I emerge, age twenty. Daylight stabs my eyes As she tries to give me My afterbirth. In clear blue a jar. "You keep it," I say, "For when I return." But already I glimpse The collapsing span. One last time I wave OCTOBER And then disappear Behind closely-cropped Hillocks dark of green grass. held "October a party and leaves by hundreds came, Now 1 build colonnades the chestnut, oak, and maple, As she and fades. crumples name." and leaves by every Thomas J. Denholm Some were dressed in scarlet, but most in gold and brown, and all were filled with laughter as they came tumbling down. The squirrels and woodland creatures were scurrying to and fro, afilling up their larder before the coming snow. TIME TO FLY Some birds began their flying to warmer regions South afraid of Winter's laughter Through the night and early into morning from snow-filled icy mouth. Time is slowly passing by moment I've got to make the most of each and every 'Tis then the wily chipmunk It is my time to Fly will enter tunnels deep, and soon begin his snoring I've got to get away and do what I desire throughout his winter's sleep. Independent and Free I can't help wondering why people are afraid Only the pine and hemlock, To break and be away one with others of their clan, will brave Old Winter's fury Life is really much too short as ever best they can. To achieve my fantasy I can't hold back and let it go And show in living contrast This strife means too much to me with naked limbs now bare, their green with brown enfolded around Don't take those chains and wrap them me while snow of winter's there. life Public Reading Let me live my own I can't depend on you anymore Earle Clare Shelley I've got to make it on my own Ultima Thule THE WEEKLY Thursday, November 7, 1985 17 ENTERTAINMENT The many faces of K.D. Lang by Don Ambridge can't of you just classify music; sorry, replied, 'Ah, get out here, you If weren't you there, you can diehard phylogenists. just love the blues." I would like to start kicking yourself in the butt for At one point, K.D. Lang finished thank K.D. for telling us something missed K.D. Fed having at a the have realized Lang soul-baring song. Listening to we might not our- Hall October Those 29. who were crowd's enthusiastic applause, she selves. in attendance will be first in line for her next show. Even if have you never liked country and western, folk, or rhythm and blues, Lang's added K.D. Lang, this year's Juno award winner for most promising female touch of hyperactivity changed a vocalist, won over a Fed Hall crowd a week before the awards. Her of minds. Audiences immerse lot talents and influences extend to folk, rhythm many and blues, coun- themselves her in performances, try and western, and rock. The variety of her shows is reflected in the such music even though hybrid different poses she strikes. Cord photos by Don Ambridge. —. have been and may uninteresting only marginally popular in the past. Those that already like "the good ol' music" were damned proud of her show. K.D. is Lang a spastically gra- cious woman who recently burst out of Edmonton with enough tal- ent to grab a Juno nomination for best new act. Fed Hall made an excellent choice in booking her. The sound was great, and Lang has one of the best voices I ve ever heard. She thrust into energy a show that made it impossible not to be drawn in her oddand by uncanny charisma. At one point, K.D. held a dance contest, sharing the stage with competitors. She asked the aud- ience trivia questions about her gui- tar. She has no qualms about danc- ing with her patrons, or on a table. She came out for the second act in In a Roy Rogers suit. short, K.D. Lang provided a non-stop party, and the audience loved her for it. What shall we call K.D. Lang's brand of music? Does it even need a label? It seems that as soon as labels are placed on a group, sev- imitators seize eral scurry to a place alongside the original. Simul- the taneously, original purveyors their will bust asses trying to oblige a selective audience. Lang's music has frequently It been referred to as "Cowpunk." is not. It has also been referred to as "Punkabilly." It is not. Sometimes Singers leave weary hands by Marina Munro Singers' "instrumental" backing the tale was not chilling enough to vered, and after the discovery of encore. I Left My Heart in San smiles to all faces. The this several musical Francisco brought make piece a highlight. clues and a repeti- seemed an unimagina- fourth in "its The second half in tion of the rhubarb tive but the The King's Singers' Saturday song, performed Eng- proceeded a chorus, the case choice, Singers redeem- in the lish turned out be the less serious with was solved. ed it with altered "I night concert at Centre version," to considerably vein, lyrics: left my left the audience familiar Are Here the of Sir At this the heart in San 1 left Square begging Happy Days presentation Harry point concert was Francisco, my for and weren't North's Last Case. This comical but the audience knees back in I left little more, they disap- Again. officially finished, Peru, my The then A "detective written decided wooden pointed. The renowned group cap- Singers presented opera" was es- differently. For an encore, leg somewhere in Winni- 11 with with six of for the the four _ ped an exciting performance Madrigal History Tour, pecially King's Singers by Singers presented songs: a peg... three in the the Renaissance from William Rushton and Carl Davis. It British The audience encores response to part songs pleasant tune called May- finally allowed the enthusiastic listeners. five countries. The British sleuth in his cheers of its European Night- follows a retired song; a song about two vines who King's Singers to depart, accom- The from the for the murderer of Jean- unable much King's Singers perform a ingale, England, promotes search are to marry because they panied by stamping of feet broad selection music cuckoo the finest of all a French curl in and of hands. After of a cappella as singer Jacques Temps-Perdu, opposite directions; another clapping weary several centuries. the intricate cuckoo- The words left traditional British She this narrow spanning birds; song's composer. opening song, Moves escape the group may The with made it The of the be concert opened the ing instantly popular. no doubt opera's levity: one Through the Fair; and a buzzed reluctant to return to the area, 11 di who had but Singers' Tribute to the Comedian final madrigal, gioco Primiera, of the Singers, just spread version of the Flight of the Bumble- if they venture back, their Harmonists. four and clean and ended These — is in a small Italian casino, towel stretched bee that in the death of the audiences assured songs set a out on are an enjoyable Das ist die Liebe der Matrosen, the Singers carried chairs and a the stage, raised himself on one unfortunate bee. evening. Gitarren table for their dramatic elbow and "1 The spielt auf, Stormy onstage began to sing, am a Singers left the stage again, ..." but the Formed Weather, and Wochenend und and amusing representation of a corpse audience hadn't had in 1968 at King's Col- above silliness — to utter in Sonnenschein rose lang- card game. Levity escalated enough, and the group returned to lege, Cambridge University Eng- 'rhu- the uage barriers to entertain the audi- Sir Aglovaile, a musical ghost with the "soon-to-be-famous present Randy Newman's I'm Dif- land, six-member all-male " all After another has ence. The German were closed the first half of the barb chorus' — six men ferent. achieved songs story, sing- bow, they group international with the but recall- stardom punctuated choruses even non- concert. Although Singers ing "rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb" as retired to the wings, were through concerts, media and the created effective wind Sir ed the and linguists could understand, some sounds, fast as possible. Harry perse- by eagerapplause for a third appearances, recordings. 18 Thursday, November 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY Coming soon to: BaPcesy • Deli • Grocery UNIVERSITY SQUARE PLAZA Freshly Baked Goods & Deli Assortments. Offer good while quantities last. 2% 4 litre Milk | Humpty Dumpty Potat° Chips $2.59 I regular $2.98 S1 .1 9 TsJr regular $1.59 Dift£°ke KAISERS $199 I 6 for 990 the Classics. Ii / >T / no deposit ■ \j Every Thursday / / dJ J HERE DAILY \ Night. W 'TIL 11:00 FOR YOUR 0 Watch for it!!! TOTAL CONVENIENCE STUDENTS: 10% off all items with I.D. Excluding milk and tobacco. Waterloo wSfont: I (519)884-0220 the book ' *" _1 ' Vi $i I ■ .„j i j| This coupon is for fl , good —« II £ $1.00 off 12 M| any ...and it's been a best Fast, Free IF Domino's Pizza. 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November 7, 1985 19 VOTE THOMPSON entertainment JOHN \ J.D. is no Dick Clark Liz Jefferson by want to I do, can do. 1 to little bit of try get a my personality into the music programming." He attrib- attitude "My to career has always been that I my utes the success [Si of his interviewing style to the fact want to make moves before I should, rather than after that he d rather ask questions that he doesn't have the I should. I'd rather be leading the race. I've really liked answers to, as well as a fast keeping pace. New doing The Music, it's taken me places I've never A high point in his career was the Rock In Rio show but been before, I want to do something else." he did for The New Music. Roberts and a camera J.D Roberts, who has seen the of golden age crew arrived in Rio de Janeiro with "no clearance, no Music's CHUM radio, The New invention of the work permits, no camera permits, and not being able video and MuchMusic's of newsmagazine, example to speak Portuguese. The odds against us were how to successful TV channel in is ALDERMAN-WATERLOO run a pay Canada, he said. A with incredible," good relationship one of the future. In an with the Cord looking to interview the him in. The he - groups managers got contacts has EDUCATED B.A. (Economics) University of Waterloo last his and toward week, he evaluated career looked built his work up through have been invaluable and COMMUNITY INVOLVEMENT - Executive the future. Serving as Roberts counts many of the musicians he has met on a Director of United Way of K-W and Area, with nine years Describing himself as one of the five highest profiles basis professional among his friends. Roberts reveals that he experience with this important community organization. at CHUM/City Productions, MuchMusic Roberts' is main project at the moment, discovered the "allure" of while BUSINESS EXPERIENCE - and for the sixteen broadcasting awaiting and the reason he Currently, past was in Waterloo on October 26. admittance to dentistry school at the University of "MuchMusic of a successful small business enterprise - is an accepted entity in Canada," he years, president Toronto. "It was like a load of somebody dumped said. "Now it's time Huronia Hockey Camps Limited. for us to put something back into I sand on my head," he said. "I found what wanted to the community." He predicts a "killer" road show with OUR FRESH VOICE — To maintain and enhance ourl do for the immediate future and the years beyond." the sound and laser effects of live systems a concert. Community's Quality of Life. The channel is popular in bars, but Roberts is "pissed off" bar owners who by insist on showing America's PRIORITY ISSUES Roberts his first MTV in order to the of spent night justify expense a satellite dish. He considers The New Music and MuchMusic • HOUSING • NEW ARENA in Owen Sound sleeping at different but complementary music shows. "The New • ENFORCEMENT OF PROPERTY STANDARDS Music the radio station. is not a video show, it's a magazine for music. • You look there for • controversy, new features, to learn RECYCLING BALANCED GROWTH To something. some extent, Much Music is video His first I'd like the radio job was at an Owen Sound radio candy. really to see New Music on station. MuchMusic." "Bullshit baffles brains. I wrote letters to 1 every ~~o~| station 1 had little saying a broadcasting experience. 1 got a million back saying sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry ... and one that said 'come we'll finally on up, try you o_ "I don't want to be an old out.' ' He spent his first night in Owen Sound sleeping at the radio station. to maintain geezer trying my Roberts also did a stint on CHYM in Kitchener _Q before arriving at CHUM radio in Toronto. While he • youth through rock..." is "sort of against" Top 40 programming in radio, he is says, "1 think there a place for the hits and there's for Roberts that he is outside I cH obscure of room more stuff. You shouldn't shut out says trying to move music into because "news is one for the other." He is not impressed by the ten- news broadcasting some- do until thing can die. 1 don't want to be an old dency of eclectic stations to play unknown artists "and you you PAID FOR BY COMMITTEE TO ELECT JOHN THOMPSON sell to maintain rock. I then when they some records, they scream 'sold geezer trying my youth through out!' and don't don't want be a have said to play them any more." to manipulator. People the 'You be Dick Clark' — Dick Clark is — * Although he treats all artists with equal enthusiasm me, can next I* in his Roberts listed such the last I want to be." work, groups as U2, Skinny person Puppy, Love and Rockets, The Grapes of Wrath, and His idea of the ultimate job is working on Sixty Minutes. is a real the Prefab Sprouts as especially interesting and said "Investigative reporting challenge. that he enjoyed Bryan Adams' Reckless album. It's very satisfying when you can crack something else crack.'' Roberts throws himself into his work. "Anything I nobody can Entertainment Quiz Skinntf 'Jim QUESTIONS £ by Ingrid Randoja 1. What is Phyllis' husband's name on The Mary Tyler Moore NtM Show? 2. Gene Krupa played the: a) clarinet, b) trumpet or c) drums. MKandL 3. Julie Andrews portrayed what character in The Sound of Music? 4. What is Juan Valdez known for? 5. True or False: Anne Bancroft is married to Mel Brooks. 6. What is the of the butler The Addams name on Family? (X I 7. In the film Planet of the Apes, how did Charlton Heston discover I „r he was on Earth? WUdCat St nik« 8. Who is the author of Ciderhouse I Chadd's Desserts: Rules? What film's theme 9. song begins: 1. Hot Fudge Sundae "Do not forsake me, oh my darl- on I 2. Suzette mg? Crepes What the of Mrs. 10. is name 3. Maple Walnut Delight Brady's talkative telephone friend? 4. Marshmallow Mountain Offer good on these and other fine desserts. H Axler many Answers li 1. Lawyer for 12 years in Community. Ellie 10. 2. Committed to Business Development. Noon High 9. 3. Understands Communities' & Residents' needs. Irving John 8. 2forl! 4. Concerned with Universities & role. Liberty of Statue the saw He 7. City's with Lurch 6. 5. Communication everyone's input. True 5. bia desserts @ « <*HOTEI«> WATERLOO Colum- of mountains the in beans « HHt 4 King St N. (King & Erb) Waterloo 885-5640 coffee best the growing For 4. W Trapp Von Maria 3. Valid: Sun.- Thurs. Buy one, get c) drums 2. Expires: Dec. 4/85 Second free {K Lars 1. r i 20 Thursday, November 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY MISiIMMMI For students who foresee a career in research, the Summer Research Scholarships will provide research experience with leading Canadian scientific investigators in one Hick? of the fields listed below. Hip or VALUE: $1,200 (minimum)/month. Travel allow- PARTICIPATING DEPARTMENTS ance Iranian holy men. To classify him in the OK. First of all, a clarification is Anatomy Geography (physical) could certain needed. Any article that purports to wrong category tempt DURATION: 3-4 months (May-August) 1986, Rea- Biochemistry Geology what is Born-to-Run brothers to assassinate me. define on what is versus sonable accommodation. paper hip on-campus Biology Kinanthropology is itself hick. Drugs on the whole are hick. Drugs hick, very Hipness cannot . Chemistry Mathematics and is hick. REQUIREMENTS: Canadian or permanent res,- J and should not be talked about. To be make you stupid, stupid c t Science Microbiology outside of immediate dent. Permanent address is realize it; talk However, experimental drugs on a purely engineering Physics truly hip to not even to Ottawa/Hull area residents should (Ottawa/Hull ap- fun basis are okay. Marijuana is bor- Chemica| Physiology about it is too, too hick. way p'y for a summer award such as NSERC which is mushrooms where it's Cjvj| don't con- Magic are at. Psychologyy (experimental' Another clarification: ever ing. tenable at the University of Ottawa Full-time un- . Electrica| s Scjence Beer is still hip; it has been and fuse hipness with trendiness. Trendy is so always dergraduate students with excellent standing; pri- Mechanical will be. Sweet drinks are for kids. hick, it stinks like a farm. If you're hip, always ority given to 3rd year students (2nd year in the should be don't even bother with trendi- Although tequila technically Province of Quebec) baby, you hick. described as a because of its severe ness. Trendies are hick, hick, drug mind-altering tendencies, and the fact Forward the required information together with your most recent and complete university tran- of than Freedom Speech that it tastes worse anything, it is script before November 15, 1985 to the address below. Also request a reference from one by still hip. But be careful, tequila is addic- professor be sent to the same address by November 15, 1985. tive and can destro}' a Tony Spencer person. Promiscuous sex sucks, no pun 1986 Summer Research Scholarships, School of Graduate Studies and Research in love is the number Being a student is hip. Which school to intended. Being one University of Ottawa, Ottawa, Ont. KIN 6N5 Tel. (613) 564-6546 to? but is for in the world, and if don't know go I'm not certain, one thing thing you in the of Waterloo, Laurier is that are lost. APPLICATION PROCEDURE: sure, City you is hick. been In certain circles of and we're hip, UW Have you ever hipness, Name call the there? They us high school. talking the outer fringes of hip here, being fe. Mailing Address '< be It to When 1 went there the other day, 1 felt gay used to hip. eventually got Tel. C:!v code (Area) like I back in the where was so province postal was high school. Have you point everyone gay, looked the there? Do now straight is making a ever at people you being know what bell-bottomed jeans are? No? comeback. HJp. city province postal code Tel. (Area) Go walk around U of Wand find BBr Currently enrolled in you'll The is from confi- out. following report my Research field of interest la' fa. dant, whom I'll call Robin (her true What kind of music is hip? Iggy Pop, a brief description) (Attach for name). Robin, by the way, is much too starters, is not just hip. Iggy is so have around and that hip to any time to sit incredibly hip you can't even touch write about it. is him. Status symbol clothing who confuse hick. There are some people Anything with real emotion, some- little shirt with of is things on a some type thing you can feel, hip. Technopop or culture All it shows is that white funk is Badass or something. pretty boy gross. are too stupid to wear something black funk is hip and hip hop is hip. Any- you but have original, you enough money thing that ever makes it to AM radio is got else that hick. to pay someone to assure you hot in If don't Tom Waits, Captain Beefheart, you re style. you are hip, you the Sixties care. Finding something at reggae, Motown, garage punk, amazing Violent Femmes, Black Flag, Jane Sib- Sally Ann for two bucks is hip. Chrissie Sorry, but Roots sweatshirts are out. erry, Hynde (the lady's got Rex So Benettons. If like balls!), intelligent hardcore, T. and are you the name so whole don't tattoo it the glam groove are all hip. Hick much, why you on your no-mind how about GRADUATES OF THE CLASS OF 1986 is Thompson Twins, metal, forehead; a polo player on hick. David Bowie, Pink Floyd, nazi punk, your chest? Anything paisley is Platinum Blonde, Loverboy, Rush, Van How can you wear paisley and not Halen and 99.99% of what is played at laugh. Or vomit? ATTENTION GRADUATING STUDENTS! Please mark these important meeting I'm informed to the Turret. Many more bands could and that women who go dates calendars and Your will make Grad on your plan to attend. participation your be added the but unfor- the should to hip list, weight room to pick up men are Weekend one that will long remember! you tunately, the hick (read: garbage) list really out to lunch. Maybe I'll start going is bad music to the room. could go on forever. Why weight is so popular? You will notice that the Finally, being yourself about as hip sacred is on as can Don't ever attention TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 4:00 P.M. P1027 Bruce Springsteen neither you get. pay hick list. 1 refuse to classify Bruce baby, as 1 to a hip versus column. Anyone who GRADS the even such of GENERAL MEETING OF ALL PROSPECTIVE 1986 know some people regard him with attempts to write a piece REVIEW OF GRAD CLASS EXECUTIVE fanatical zeal is POSITIONS, same usually reserved for absolute trash obviously hick. DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES: PRESIDENT; VICE-PRESIDENT; SECRETARY; AND TREASURER. 4:00 P.M. P1027 discs THRUSDAY, NOVEMBER 14, GENERAL MEETING & NOMINATIONS FOR GRAD CLASS '86 EXECUTIVES. REVIEW OF EXECUTIVE POSITIONS, ETC. ACCEPTANCE OF NOMINATIONS FROM THE FLOOR OR abc WRITTEN (WITH SECONDER). NOMINATIONS WILL BE RECIEVED BY THE ALUMNI OFFICE (30 BRICKER) UNTIL FRIDAY, how to be NOVEMBER 15, 4:30 P.M. a zillionaire NOVEMBER A.M. TO6:00 P.M.: TUESDAY, 19,11:00 by Scott Piatkowski THE CONCOURSE ELECTIONS. Prospective grads must ABC is almost too plastic to be believed. present student identification card in order to vote for Grad Class '86 Their songs are mindless, Executives. Those eligible to vote have the following directory designations: but always pleasant. Their latest release, HA4; HB4; HS4; HM4; HE4; GA3; GS3; MA; MBA; MW; and MS. Be How to a Zillionaire, offers few sur- group: "My name is Martin Fry (F-R-Y). we've the prises. Who needs the moon when got Gone are the of their second stars? Mark White, that's ... guitars ... right! album, Beauty Stab; a return to the lush Howdy, disco citizens! I'm David Yarritu. I of their debut, Lexicon of be but I'm Wow! stylings Love, may tiny, strong!" seems to have been their goal. They know (How to Be A) Millionaire, the almost- sells. what title-track, follows. It seems ABC has found off the album the Leading is Fear of the answer to this question — produce like- a listenable The hit and collecting World, technopop song. able, meaningless songs start Be Near Me is It is in single next. a fine song the money. the tradition of Ballet. Another Tower of Lon- Spandau Following predictable song, this is such the tune Vanity Kills. If were don, is next. So Hip It Hurts, which could well be the band's theme ipv case, ABC would be dead by now. song, is a good Ocean Blue is in unless for intel- a forgettable number all track; that is, one is looking respects. Closing out the side is 15 Story lectual stimulation. The final cut, Between It You and Be Near Me. Halo. is a catchy song during which lead Me, is in the style of As singer Martin Fry demonstrates his amazing long as one doesn't take them too counting ability: "10-20-30-40-15!" seriously, ABC makes for good listening. A them at their Opening side two is to Z which is prim- How to Be a Zillionaire shows arily a vehicle for the introduction of the meaningless best. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 7, 1985 21 iiiellciiiM International Festival of Authors A CORD ARTS FEATURE The International Festival of Authors, held at Toronto's Harbour- front from October 18 to 26, is the most important gathering of its kind in Canada. In addition, the variety and importance of the attending authors made the 1985 version, the sixth now, an event of world calibre. A weary-looking William Golding rushes through the lobby of the Hilton Harbour Castle, muttering. The Nobel Prize winner and author of that high school lit class standard, Lord of the Flies, won't be reading for a week, but he considers the Festival valuable enough to visit Toronto for an entire week. Science fiction greats Spider Robinson, Sam Delaney and Fre- derik Pohl talk arm's shop an length away. A Sixties hero who continues to be a campus role model, Ken Kesey, author of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest quietly shows off his tie to Festival organizer Greg Gatenby. shows off his tie. from continent Ken Kesey This is big. There are authors here every except Antarctica, as the promotional literature boasts. The Cord spent tivating. We are brought immediately seventies. three days covering this world-class event, and this, the first of two where the into a balanced natural world Taking the stage at Harbourfront, installments, features the first Sunday of the Festival. are identifia- hand a concerns of bees or snakes Kesey rises and brings his up to divided ble with those of humans. A world white He is dressed in a suit, and his Beginning to read from his latest work cap. Bruce Matt Johnston by Arculus, hat is by "The pressure of 26,000 hexagonal collar looks too tight. The tossed of prose, Don Bueno, Ghose speaks and Timothy Neesam becomes an understandable bur- aside, and from a sack he pulls an ear- more elaborately than before. Setting is eyes" den. thenware bottle which he places on the of great importance to his work. Though Sunday, October 20 was unified only His sense of humour survives in an table. This is his to speaking sharply, he rides gently be- speaker's response by its eclecticism. If there was a environment of limitation and struggle. the proffered jug of water and stemmed tween shape and shade. He speaks of commonattitudetotheearthy rhythm In Egg Sonata, he claims, "every morn- glasses. The bag is tossed aside to reveal warm countries, of the"oppressive inno- poetry of Joe Rosenblatt, the Sixties ing I get kinda religious. I'm glad I open the manuscript of his current cence of the virgin child of flowers," and original radicalism of Ken Kesey, the sound the from outside, instead of from work. He begins in his relaxed, midwest- of youth. egg messages of the Four Horsemen, and within." em accent. Ghose speaks in long, carefully crafted of the beautifully crafted poetic prose Following Joe Rosenblatt's successful "I am going to read the last sentence of sentences that complement the unno- Zulfikar Ghose, it was disunity. manipulation of sound and imagery, the first, if don't mind. do this ticed text and give it immediacy. His writ- my story you I is performance of The Four Horsemen for two reasons. Those of you who have ing means to comprehend either illumi- labours won't one that a point. to leave part-way through my act When Zulfikar Ghose ascends to the nation or listlessness. The Canadian sound poets take leave without hearing the end. Those of stage, the word that comes to mind is Still concerned ultimately with mem- Rosenblatt one further: the acous- who will the end in Ghose describes "a fiction of a time step you stay recognize "distinguished." He stands straight ory, tics are At the four- when we arrive, and be able to and dead." He of and everything. times, you'll grey suit, white turtleneck, glinting long speaks "ecology time." some mesh contrasting tones into man- applaud at the appropriate silver glasses. Born in Pakistan but now the echoes of fragmentation." His final tras to lull the listener. Thesame sounds He beams, then the light of his smile teaching at the University of Texas, images are of a mother with child, hold- are also able to fades. His flower'in darkness. The circle of conjure nightmarish Ghose has a slight accent. words are ing a " mental pictures of an urban collage. 'Else how will we be able to look that precise and carefully considered. light becomes "the darkness of a black As Rafael Barretto-Rivera intones in the the The is and little bespectacled Liverpudlian Ghose speaks of his concern for sun." child dying, a conscious "Nada" Paul Dutton clicks when comes and the black awakens. repeatedly, eyes, judgement past. "The East hangs behind me," he his Nichol bleats in a of rolls down?'" God." tongue, bp high call Heaven states. Smiling, he begins to read from a "Evil," says Ghose, "began with to them, while Steve The an from his A of He closes his book. "He had not read pitch accompany story, excerpt up- copy of his bookof poetics, Memory my McCaffery "speaks" in an accented pre- coming novel, is called "NowThey Know Asia. book, but (He) knew its story." historic tongue. The overall effect is How Many Holes It Takes to Fill the His questions of certainty about the as vivid as words can Albert Hall." the into the the ebb and flow of imagery any Tossing pages past are reflected in ****** recounts series the suggest. air as he reads, Kesey a his poetry. Ghose speaks of pre- At theaudience JoeRosenblatt does not recite other times, though, is of events revolving around John Len- sumption of truth, and the falsehood of poems. distracted noise. and The celebrated Canadian poet's works by an excess of, well, non, his assassination its aftermath. assumption. Wordsfall likeclean rain on Paul Dutton runs a over his teeth The all around Christmas. of whom cannot be fully appreciated in print. His finger events occur the ears of the audience, many to a The in the are for a performance. produce hair-raising squeak. Couched detail of unfolding lean forward to listen to his clipped and poems scripts Rosenblatt stands at the speaker's juxtaposition with fast-talking gibberish events, the story's most decorative sign quiet wisdom. The well-dressed man of is effective, if not altogether appreciated, is for alliteration. looks "We have podium. His huge, worn sweater and Kesey's penchant thought pauses and up. but the result makes a listener want to uncombed hair are a perfect counter- Kesey speaks of Lennon breaking up become entranced in fictions," he says. The Four Horsemen fin- of an his point to his well-dressed predecessor, scream, "Stop!" a fight, dressed as Santa. He tells Ghose halts for a moment from brief their in Ghose. He uses his right hand alter- ish, after readings that prove aging hippie who came handy too late, reading. A Memory of Asia disappears. at more conventional struct- and of Pat the Punk, one of the of nately to prop his back and to keep proficiency "danger- He begins to speak of anticipation, up time. ures. ous disappointeds" that Kesey has come theatrical dramatics and the life of the Joe Rosenblatt stands aside times. "I want to read a about bumble- during to fear as a sign of worsening author. "The Critic," states Ghose, "is the poem he intones. intermission, the occupied by After the to the Theauthor is a bees," spotlight readings, Kesey plays object of his own theory. the recent arrival of Ken Rosenblatt's voice is versatile and cap- Kesey. audience, but with a purpose. He dis- translator; one chooses a language." "Do you feel like you are on display?" cusses the state of literature and learn- we ask the man whoseems to have con- ing, and gives his opinion of teachers. sidered his wardrobe and appearance as Kesey then discovers that he is facing Sask- an afterthought on his way out of four teachers, so he moves on to his atoon. distaste for Welcome Back, Kotter, which "No. I'm used to this kind of stuff," he "makes being stupid look fun." Stories says, returning to his midafternoon about Allen Ginsberg and Hunter S. brandy. Thompson jockey with quotes from Rime of the Ancient Mariner and the poetry of Robert Frost. Finishing the story of how he got his har- tie by playing Oh Susannah on the Let us go, then, on a trip. monica for the premier of China, he sud- In 1963, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's denly remembers that it is his thirtieth Nest was published. It was the first novel wedding anniversary. Someone points by Ken Kesey, a young protege of Jack out it but Kerouac. is also his fiftieth birthday, he prefers to contemplate the former occ- In 1967, Kesey clambered aboard a asion. day-glo bus with a handful of friends "I've had a great life, kid," he and called the Merry Pranksters. They began says, winks. acting out what would become The Electric Kool-A id Acid Test across America the Beautiful. They NEXT WEEK:The convention- played games. ality of E.L. Doctorow meets Eventually, Kesey was forced to und- the fantastic cleverness of SciFi ergo "self-exile" in Mexico because of legends like Sam Delaney and drug charges. This led to his retiring in the Robin- his native Oregon, to farm and watch his incomparable Spider son. Joe Rosenblatt kids grow. He has not written since the 22 Thursday, November 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY etcetera to be to be to be ...... Thursday, November 7 November Monday, 11 Tuesday, November 12 Wednesday, November 13 Wednesday, November 13 THE JOIN WLU English Club. ART EXHIBIT: Works by the late JOB SEARCH will be Workshop QUARTERBACKCLUB Luncheon SUMMER JOB in SEARCH Memberships available the Con- Bill Acres will be shown in the Con- Work- held from - 6:30 8 p.m. in P3027/29. will be held at 12 at the Water- noon shop will be held from 2:30 - course today. To sign up after course Gallery to Nov. 29. 3:30 loo Inn. in P2015. Thurs. see the secretary in the Eng- p.m. lish ENGLISH Office, 2nd Fl. CTB. PRAYER SUPPORT Group will DEPT. Lecture: Prof. Walter Martin from UW meet from 12:30 - will 1:30 p.m. Call speak NEW TECHNOLOGY Forum: Dr. on Lear Cathy at 2240. 'Shakespeare's King and ARTIST'S RECEPTION for GAYS OF WLU will be holding their Bill Bruce Fournier will speak on The the Holocost'. 2 - 4 in p.m. PlO2l. Acres' weekly Coffeehouse from 8 -10:30 exhibit will be held 8:30 in Reception to follow in PMC. 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Prefer football be sure I am pregnant? Should I tell available trac studio now for pro- Contact Marita Can players. (Mommy). my family? I continue in DEAR S.R. If you are three feet tall fessional sounding results. Leave —— THE CONSTITUTIONAL Review school, keep my job? Where can I & have a flat head with Photo big ears; your name & number in the Committee will meetat 4 p.m. in the obtain good medical care? Call D.J. WE HAVE to celebrate an Show Steve Office, yourself. & Steve. We Manager's Mailbox, Cord Birth 579-3990. BOD. Right, love anniversary today, I you, 27. 'Come' together. SUB. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 7, 1985 23 SPORTS Soccer team suffers semi- final loss to the Cord Laurier Special victory was not in the cards. The Laurier men's soccer team Twice it ended their season on Sunday, appeared Laurier knot- ted the October 27 with a 1-0 defeat at the score but each time fate's hands of the Carleton Ravens dur- fickle finger (or that of the referee) intervened. ing the OUAA (Ontario University Athletic Association ) semi-final in First, Kevin Adams' shot from Ottawa. ten yards out got by the Raven The season ended in contro- goalie, and appeared to cross the li Laurier had two dis- goal ne before cleared a versy as goals being by Carleton defender. The puted in the Hawk-dominated con- linesman, test. Suspensions and contentious temporarily distracted, was in no have the to make the call. The refe- issues highlighted year. position their also With a strong wind at backs ree, twenty-five yards down- ruled of in the first half, Carleton got off to a field, only part the ball had and fast start. They repeatedly fired crossed the line not the whole ball as the rules from long range on Hawk keeper require. John Alilovic. The tactic proved successful. Fifteen minutes into the Then, with five minutes remain- a hard drive from in the Dave game, twenty- ing game, Murray headed five yards out was stopped by Ali- a perfect corner kick from lovic. The ensuing rebound re- Barry McLean into the Raven goal. sulted in Carleton scoring what This goal was also disallowed for proved to be the game's only goal. what coach Barry Lyon referred to The as 'an invisible fouF inflicted Hawks regrouped to mount upon the Ravens the a relentless attack on Carleton keeper. the remainder of the while The final whistle end the for game to game sit Carleton appeared content to on was almost a blessing as the agony of the their one goal lead. A routine was Hawk players finally ended. would "I have been in established in which Laurier never a game that for said control the ball and search an we dominated so thoroughly," opening in the Carleton defence. veteran Barry McLean. "1 can't Upon finding the hole, the Hawks believe we lost." Carleton would be stymied and Carleton went on to lose the would clear the ball back out to the OUAA final 1-0 to Laurentian in half line where the double overtime. the is two weeks old, this shot of an opposition goalie stymieing a Hawk's way pattern Although photo scoring would begin again. opportunity was a common sight in Laurier's 1-0 loss to Carleton. The Hawks dominatedplay but were foiled time and time again.Cord photo by Scoop Furlong. Time after time Laurier scoring Laurier coach Barry Lyon was thwarted the chosen coach of the opportunities were by OUAA year. Carleton keeper. Peter McCaff- Lyon attributed much of Laurier's erty, Henry Bout, and Kevin success this season to assistant nine than I've learned Laurier also had three players fielder Barry McLean, forward Adams all had excellent opportuni- coach Predaj Begovic, a former weeks, in my A- Kevin and the the middle from last nine of involvement with unanimously selected to the OUA Adams full back Scott ties to tie game. By professional player Yugosla- years all-star mid- said East team. They were Patriquin. of the second half it was apparent a via. "I've learned more from him in soccer," Lyon. Football Hawks finish season at 6-1 Jamieson carried six times for 33 by Scoop Furlong yards. The defence again played a The Wilfrid Laurier Golden strong Not only did they Waterloo game. Hawks put the hapless hold Waterloo to a net total of 151 Warriors out of their misery Satur- yards (26 yards rushing and 133 at Sea- day with a 48-0 drubbing yards through the air), but they stadium. gram also accounted for two touch- The win leaves the Hawks (6-1) downs. Dave Kohler returned a Western in a first-place tie with the fumble for a 62-yard touchdown Mustangs (6-1). The loss leaves Mike and Haines ran an intercep- Waterloo (0-7) at thebottom of the tion back for a 29-yards score. has been league — again. Western Both touchdowns came late in the awarded the top spot due to an fourth quarter. earlier 22-5 mudbowl win over Dave Kohler was named defen- Laurier. Nationally, Western and sive of the Rookie player game. Laurier are ranked one-two. offensive lineman Brian Breckles The playoff matchups are set. received offensive player of the Laurier will host the York Yeomen honours. It Breckles' game was (5-2) at Seagram Stadium this first start as he replaced the injured at 1 while Western Saturday p.m. Vince Hamilton. will host last year's national cham- The suc- victory capped a very pion, the Guelph Gryphons (4-3), cessful regular season for the 1 at p.m. Hawks. Last season Laurier man- Hawks Earlier this season the wins over Waterloo and last- aged defeated York 21-19 with a Windsor and missed the playoffs second fieldgoal in Toronto. Last with a disappointing 2-5 record. week Western handed York their dramatic This is a turnaround, second defeat of the season with a and already marks the season as a 32-20 decision. success. as head coach Rich back Paul Nastasiuk evades two Warrior defenders. Nastasiuk rambled for his of But, Saturday's victory, as a whole, Running longest run the day — 23 yards — before being brought down.Cord Andrew Dunn. Newbrough stated before the regu- was for the photo by a tune-up game play- lar "1 won't be satis- assured before season began, offs. A victory was fied with anything less than a the opening kickoff. Laurier used yards penalties were not called Wilson also connected with Ken 180 yards. Against national championship." the opportunity to rest their star- picked up against the Warriors. Evraire for a second- and ten-yard Waterloo, however, it is difficult to ters, establish a running game, quarter touchdown Overall, the pass. judge the running Luc Ger- National football prepare for playoffs. game. rankings Wilson 9 A 17-yard touchdown to completed passes on 17 ritsen led all rushers with 60 yards The Warriors, with help from the pass as of November 4, 1985 last the for 215 the close for Dave Favot in the minute of attempts yards, three touch- including a 25-yard first-quarter officials, kept game 20- and Rod half, however, made the score downs, no interceptions. run. Chuck Stratford most of the first half. Numerous touchdown 1 Western Mustangs(l) 0. A 70-yard touchdown to Philp added one completion for 29 had the other rushing touchdown 2 WLU Golden blatant fouls by the Warriors were pass Hawks(2) Joe Nastasiuk in the first two min- yards. 33 ignored by the officials. Late hits, as he netted yards on seven 3 Calgary Dinosaurs(3) It of the second half buried was the biggest carries. Paul Nastasiuk both after the whistle and out of utes rushing game ran seven 4 Queen's Golden Gaels(4) and obvious Waterloo. of the season for the Hawks as they times for 48 yards while Damond 5 Carleton bounds, spears no- Ravens(5) 24 Thursday, November 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY sports The coaching corner administration as a by Bags Arculus varsity sport. The St. Catherines native is low-key and relaxed when it to Up until five years ago, nobody at Wilfrid comes assessing the team. His Laurier enthusiastic main goal as he is University was very coach, says, to intro- Your about Three the efforts of duce people to rugby and one-stop rugby. years ago, encourage involve- Peter ment. whether Muirhead introduced rugby to the list "Any involvement, rugby or of extra-curricular is Laurier varsity sports. any activity, very positive for students in terms of times Working with statistics for an insurance personal develop- good is where would ment," said Muirhead. company hardly anybody ardent is a to expect to find an rugby player and Rugby good sport nurture this, he will find Muir- Because of the of the coach. But that's where you says. nature game, the the WLU coach is not involved the Spot head, head coach of rugby team. during game. Once at the cf Waterloo the begins, the handle As a student University game players every- in 1975, Muirhead first turned to rugby in thing themselves, and make all the decisions it order to get in shape for wrestling. As regarding strategy on the field. "This is an turned out, Muirhead and the Warrior rugby excellent avenue to develop maturity in the club were good enough for Muirhead to players," said the coach. And Muirhead leave his wrestling behind. says he does not recruit The Warriors club side players. He wants who our won a champion- players are simply enjoy and have and be long, ship and an OUAA championship, out to learn, fun, involved. He Muirhead was the MVP of his team in 1979, hopes to pick up "spare athletes" from other the of his year graduation. sports. His Assistant for a local Now in their third the long bar, job as an Actuary season, rugby team time their first in insurance company left Muirhead and won game two seasons, and has Laurier. a record of 1-5 this energy to set up a rugby club at season. The fledgling club enjoyed limited success "With many youngand experienced play- of exhibition and ers in their of through two years games early years school, we have a tournaments. Moirhead's enthusiasm, how- good outlook for the next couple of seasons but team ever, drew enough support, and rugby was a contending is still likely a few the away," he our cosy four-way officially recognized and sponsored by years says candidly. fireplace, Sportswriters Wanted Scoop and the sports section of the Cord need writers. With intramurals, hockey, men's and women's basketball and volleyball starting, opportunities for writers abound. Become a celebrity. 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University 886-1010 or 886-1011 Cambridge 622-1812 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 7, 1985 25 sports Hockey Hawks beat Western, tie York York scored of well in both by Scoop Furlong year's playoff game at Western two their power- Both clubs had good chances in Sheppard played ended — with a Last it in the second in final minutes He was in fight. year play goals jumping the ten of play. The games. especially sharp Joel to 3-2 The Hawks was Laurier's Levesque get- a lead. came best opportunity was a breakaway London, turning away 25 shots. ANALYSIS the better back tie the last Yeoman Assistant Beric ting of Paul Thomas, this to score with a power- in the two minutes by captain Sykes re- it Glencross Mus- marker of their Keith Hawk John ceived ten-minute misconduct year was battling play own by Gary Corbiere. goalie a Chris Goudreau. as he poke- in each of the The tang McCauley to a draw. Sheppard came up big penalty games. for The a the Hawks travel to The hockey team is Yeomen added two in checked Corbiere to preserve Rochester this weekend for with York saw minute and a half as Laurence tie. an exhibition tourna- real. Last week's hockey Friday's game with where Laurier fight back from a 5-3 third- Smith scored 4:20 to play and Hawkey Talk:The Hawks play- ment they are the defending action proved it, with a 3-1 deficit the tie. Once Kent Brimmer notched short- ed without Joel Next lea- period to gain a both games captain tournament champions. in London West- over third handed marker. Hawks and Dave is November victory again the period was Laurier's The went Levesque (lung infection) gue game Thursday, 5-5 home tie into the third John 14 in York. ern and a over best. "We only played one period period trailing 5-3. Aitchison (sprained ankle). national but the minutes we the defending twenty played l hen Laurier's best period — we looked great," said coach champion York Yeomen. the third. Three minutes into the Gowing. Wayne period, Dean blasted a The win and tie leave the Bobby high The Hawks were victimized for point shot off the post. Three min- Hawks undefeated in Onta- EXAM SKILLS three powerplay goals and a short- utes after that, Doug Marsden drew rio Athletic Ass- handed marker the Universities by Yeomen. at a penalty as he was hauled down All of the came ociation (OUAA) play with a first-period goals the York blueline. Just six seconds WORKSHOPS with three minutesremaining in the the Sliz blasted 3-0-1 record. into powerplay Greg Part Series) first McCutcheon opened (3 period. a low hard point shot by Mark With lost to with seven veterans grad- the scoring a booming slap- Applewhite to pull the Hawks to P3027 Mondays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. 1985 threatened to be a back Rick uation, shot. York came right as within one goal. 18 & 25 for the November 11, rebuilding year hockey Morocco backhanded a shot off the Three minutes later, Laurier tied The looks Hawks. Not so. team far post to notch a powerplay the score. Eric Calder's point shot contender. The forwards are marker. like a Steve Handy was serving hit Shawn Reagan, who knocked the net and putting the puck in play- a crosschecking penalty. Handy the puck onto his stick and into the hustle. ing with traditional Laurier made instant retribution as he came net. Between the goals Joe Hrysko be The defence, which looked to a out of the penalty box and put the took time to York's Rick out scrap 45 problem area, has been a pleasant Hawks ahead with seconds to Morocco. Both players were eject- The goaltending is there. surprise. play. ed. York, Western, Laurier and in Toronto were the top four teams the thirteen-member OUAA last season. Don't look for any changes All of the have lost this year. teams for clear- key personnel, making no cut favourite. Laurier 3 Western 1 The EXAM SKILLS Workshop Series is designed to help you better with the intellectual demandsand competitive to cope win of We'll discuss study strategies and tactics Laurier's 3-1 over Western pressure exams. for writing various types of exams (multiple choice, essay, was the first victory in three years with problem solving) and suggest ways to cope exam anxiety in London. The Hawks employed a and memory lapses. different forechecking system than All sessions will be held in F3027/29. Workshops are free, in encounters with Western past the Student Services but please sign up in Centre, Upper tactic the and the kept Mustangs Floor. off balance all night. Laurier had the better of a lack- Instructor: Sarah Kolasiewicz lustre first period which featured Study Skills Program scrambly play by both sides. A point shot by Eric Calder went through Mustang goaltender Chris the Jackson's legs six minutes into the period to give Laurier early lead. Then, in the final minute of the first period, Beric Sykes relayed Marsden a clearing pass to Doug who shoulderfaked, shifted and shot ELECT to give the Hawks a 2-0 first-period lead. Tim Glencross, on a breakaway, onto as Yeoman Kent Hawk goalkeeper John Sheppard hangs the puck in the had the best Hawk of looks for rebound. made several big saves BROWN opportunity Brimmer a Sheppard ROBERT L. the second period. Jackson stym- 5-5 tie. Cord photo by Andrew Dunn. ied Glencross's between-the-legs attempt. ©HOTES"! The Mustangs pressured Laur- ( ier late in the period. Hawk goal- tender John Sheppard came up 7, WATERLOO with a nice arm save while the and Hawks were shorthanded then, * T \ T ,Kjrtl with ten seconds remaining in the N s same powerplay, Mustang Brian missed after Campbell an open net jjiig 88 •-. -. ~yjg»jSgjjg3» a nice cross-ice setup. P%c Jf \-M| in :: 5,- JK l| Western pulled to within one |:;. the last minute of the second period % j failed clear the as the Hawks to Exam Time Blues home zone. Dave Carreiro banged shot a rebound from a soft point Ski & with 32 seconds to play. Party Draw the Hawks' The third period was best. They outshot Western 12-7, Win a Ski Weekend for Two the hit two goal and scored posts, • to & U. of W. Grad insurance goal. Quebec many more prizes!!! • 1970-72 $4.00 per ticket. RESIDENCE DON Laurier 5 York 5 • LECTURER-ACTUARIAL Draw is at 8:00 Glencross notched the insurance p.m. marker into the final SCIENCE six minutes Wed. Nov. 7 frame. Terry McCutcheon assisted at on the play. the final score Except for the For details call: Jamie Catton 743-8754. last game ended the same way Mr. Skiman says no admittance without advance tickets. 26 Thursday, November 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY sports Faculty v of Education Men's volleyball begins The Faculty of Education at Nipissing University College is a limited enrolment program designed to prepare students for the realities of the classroom. Our core program, in addition to prescribed ministry compulsory Chris which shows the of for the by Starkey quality it difficult to high squad get a subjects includes art, music, education and physical school is volleyball sense of teamwork improving.'' and co- computers in the classroom. Our small class size of 1985-86 the Laur- In the of The edition of past most the players on ordination. approximately 35 students ensures personal attention ier men's team off the bench had volleyball got to only one or two spe- from professors. cialized a disappointing start in their skills. This year's team is Coach Smith is hesitant OUAA Athle- different. "1 can these in to (Ontario University put guys pre- Yes 1 would like to learn more about the one-year tic last almost situation with confi- dict a first-place finish. With the Association) opener Friday any I | second degree program leading to a Bachelor 3-0 decision to the dence," said Smith. perennial powerhouses Waterloo I—l of Education and Ontario Teacher's Certificate. by dropping a He feels that the and Western in the same Western Mustangs. Despite the bench is one of this year's division, team's his hopes for a third-place finish loss, coach Don Smith is optimistic strengths, along with the are I would like information on the program will be force blend of realistic. "It looks like the team once again a good youth and experi- Waterloo options of "Education of Native Children", will be in the West Division. ence. and Western on "LanguageTeaching: French", or "Religious OUAA top again but the final . Education in the Roman Catholic Separate Schools". J two playoff spots will Last year's Hawks placed fourth The Hawks' exhibition season be for grabs. Brock, ( up Guelph and ) in the final playoff spot behind of midterms was limited because McMaster have all improved but 1 Yes I Waterloo, Western and Guelph. would like to learn more about the Carl and illness. These factors also think have two we improved even more □ I North With one from last Sanders Scholarships and the Teach Awards. only player jy cut down on practice time, making SO. year's team lost to graduation, ) { Coach Smith is looking forward to would like information 720 more on your acre l Yes I an experienced squad: most play- campus, nature trails, groomed cross-country □ ski lake and modern townhouse ers have at least one of univer- trails, year Soccer all-stars I residences. J sity competition under their belts. Six freshmen, however, have of replaced some last year's play- For more information write to the Registrar's Office at: ers. It is expected four of the fresh- men will dress. Box 5002 An Nipissing early concern of the volley- Gormanville Road ball Hawks this is the condi- I SEsSS season tion of university North Bay, Ontario key team member Shaun Herbert. Herbert, from xj/ pib BL7 recovering Colleqe has y an operation, just been given (705) 474-3450 I I I Affiliated with L*ur»oli»n Untv*rMty ' I-/ Iw/ W \ ' J the go-ahead to begin full training. Smith has been able to use Herbert only for serving and in spot back- Name row duty and it could be another month or more before he reaches Address his full potential. The play of the rookies has been a pleasant surprise to Smith. it the Postal Code "Every year seems rookies get better and better. The kids this J have better fundamentals l University year J than some of the seasoned veterans Barry Lyon v Kevin Adams head coach forward third year FOR NEW IDEAS " I NEW SPIRIT ' NEW ALDERMAN "A BETTER CITY" jf' Scott Patriquin & s|, %. ,?;■ .< • 1 ;|w Danskin fullback second IBBH| H year • L;JM I Capezio .. ># : November 12 # wsy &' Mond°r VOTE ANDREW TELEGDI Dance & ° Dancercise Waterloo Alderman Dear Students: THE • As the former president of the Federation of Students U. of W. lamattuned and at (1973-75), sympathetic to your concerns. • The elections If upcoming municipal are important to you. you DRESSING ROOM action on and then do want housing transportation you must VOTE. your part: • You for may vote one to eight candidates. 55 ERB CENTRE Barry MacLean • is remember if think of Telegdi an easy name to you telegram. On send WATERLOO November 12, a Telegram to city hall midfielder Andrew by for TELEGDI. third voting year 10% OFF WITH STUDENT CARD THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 7, 1985 27 sports scoreboard OUAA Hockey Sports quiz Standings Results the Greek GP W L T F A PTS by Sheppy Brock 5, McMaster 2 Warm-up York 5 4 0 1 34 15 9 LAURIER 3, Western 1 LAURIER 4 3 0 1 30 13 7' the Ken- RMC 5, Queen's 3 Canadian-bred horse to win 1. Who was the only Waterloo 5 3 1 1 32 18 7 Waterloo 3, Guelph 3 tucky Derby? 6 3 2 1 34 26 7 Guelph Windsor 5, McMaster 0 4 2 0 2 23 11 6 Windsor home a Toronto 6, Brock 3 Canadian team to bring gold 2. Which was the only 4 3 1 0 20 18 6 Laurentian LAURIER 5, York 5 medal from the 1968 Mexico Olympics? 6 2 3 1 30 41 5 Brock Waterloo 8, Ryerson 4 Ryerson 5 2 3 0 22 36 4 in Guelph 13, Brock 6 for the highest batting average 3. Who holds the record 1 1 0 0 6 3 2 Toronto Windsor 4, Queen's 4 World Series history? Western 2110108 2 Ryerson 7, Queen's 4 7 1 6 0 28 52 2 RMC York 7, RMC 3 Challenging Queen's 504114 25 1 0 0 8 25 0 McMaster 4 4 first on? (name the score his goal 4. Who did Bobby Orr OUAA Football goalie) for the India- did Gretzky score OUAA Volleyball-West 5. How many goals Wayne Standings Racers of the WAA? GP W L ; T F A PTS napolis Standings PIS become when the CFL modernized GP W L T FA 6. What did inside wings Western 7' 6. 1 0254 83 12 names? LAURIER 7 6 1 0211 123 12 its position 11 0 0 3 0 2 Guelph York 7 5 2 0192 111 10 1962 for Green Bay? 2 touchdowns in 1 1 0 0 3 0 Who rushed for 19 Waterloo Guelph 7 4 3 0167 177 8 7. 1 1 0 0 3 0 2 Western 0173107 6 McMaster . 7 3 4 42 threw a record 1 0 1 0 0 3 0 Houston Oilers LAUR1ER Toronto 7 3 4 0168159 6 8. Which quarterback 0 .1 0 1 0 0 3 in 1962? Brock Windsor 7 1 6 0120246 2 interceptions 1 0 1 0 0 3 0 McMaster Waterloo 7 0 7 0'34313 0 striped socks in 1960? 9. Which AFL club had vertically Results Results Stopper the Montreal Canadiens in Brock 0 was named to coach Guelph 3, LAURIER 48, Waterloo 0 10. Who started? Waterloo McMaster 0 1939 but drowned before the season 3, McMaster 37, Guelph 7 Western 3, LAURIER 0 Toronto 41, Windsor 18 " / • "> Western 32, York 20 Keep student concerns alive Flying Hawk Answers vote Siebert "Babe" Albert 10. SANDFORD MACLEAN Broncos Denver 9. FOR Blanda George 8. WATERLOO ALDERMAN Taylor Jim 7. Steve Forden is this week's athlete of the week. fourth guards 6. Forden, a year For once you have the opportunity player on the men's basketball team, of electing someone who is concerned was named to the tournamentall-star 3 5. with student affairs and needs. As team in Winnipeg this past weekend. believe a recent university student, I Forden scored 47 points in the three Worsley "Gump" Lome 4. I know the issues and how they affect games played and helped lead — Laurier students. Laurier to second place in the tourn- .625 Ruth Babe 3. ament. team jumping Equestrian 2. sensible If you want action and a voice on Council, on November 12 Dancer Northern 1. vote for SANDFORD MACLEAN. Answers Steve Forden ~3fffi tfff lilStei" I GHOTEto WATERLOO I If iHHf 4 KING ST. N., WATERLOO (KING & ERB) If it's your or friend's birthday, your and receive: Wl I . 'V\ W • a I vA'\ --t S*l K\ . a cttCC*Cnm rnT • 28 Thursday, November 7. 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY Student Publications is now accepting applications for: The Keystone Yearbook is accepting applications for the following position: Director Residence Section The Board of Directors manages the affairs of the Corporaton. The duties Pel ifOT include: □ hiring all Student Publications staff □ long-term planning □ staff monitoring performance □ capital expenditure purchases Qualifications: □ formulating budget policy □ approval of new ventures □ policy setting 1. Applicant must live in residence. time student 2. Applicant must be a full is 5 3. No experience necessary The Board (consisting of five people) meets for approximately hours per layout week. The Board member is elected by members of Student Publications in a to be held November at 2:30 general meeting on Friday, 15,1985 p.m. . .. , are avaiiaDie in Tne Cora Applicants are required to address corporation members at this time. Applications offices, 2nd floor SUB and must be sub- Applications are available in the Cord offices, 2nd floor SUB mitted to Lynn Kurtz, Student Publica- and should be submitted to Lynn Kurtz, Student Publications president by Friday November 8, tions president, by Friday November 15 at noon. 1985 at noon. mmsk,, ■ '.S?> > ''tiff ■ ■■■':•■■ ; :S: : ' ''*■■■'& ' II- r ~ Ws€ i S S •"; JKV :./ J- , 4T< Jgr - . : ;-:-« :. 4- iSSiI- JmBBI p'-;;" ' v ».7- ''!'■ <■;■'* '".. •.' - 'iti. >'Sw - -'-rgfr %' tatMrari . \ •• ■ WARNING: Health and Welfare Canadaadvises that danger to health increases withamount smoked —avoid — inhaling. Average per Ciqarette Export "A Extra Light Regular "tar" 8.0 mg., nicotine 0.7 King Size "tar" 9.0 mg. mg„ nicotine 0.8 mg.