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No conspiracy at Laurier

WARD Planned Parent- this would be United as well as such RENEE memo states that fact that program the Way. ignation program, News member of the within When asked abouthow this "de- Shinerama fund-raiser Cord hood, "formerly a financially self-sufficient things as (a excluded in had affected for and Dance for On Tuesday, October 12, 1993, a United Way, has been four years. clining publicity" Cystic Fibrosis) circulated its continued Patrick Planned Wilton said that Heart, the Heart and Stroke memorandum was recent years despite According to Byrne, Parenthood, (for of throughout the Wilfrid Laurier efforts to be reinstated". Planned Campaign Director for the K/W "lack of funds and staff time" were Foundation) is proof this,as for lack of members of the University community regarding Parenthood was a former mem- United Way, the application more the cause for any aware- these are not in due of Wilton also United Planned Parenthood, the United ber, but was asked to withdraw funds was turned down to ness the organization. Way.

of this that had Both Planned Parenthood and Way, and fund-raising campaigns 1976, due to community contro- the "type controversy stressed awareness

Laurier The the fact that offer to create for the in the the United with on the campus. memo versy over they was going or- actually grown Way disagreed

last several the use of the word "mo- focused on the exclusion of counselling, information, ganization [United years,

Planned Parenthood from the and references for . Way]". due to volunteer nopoly". Burna Wilton was

The second the hir- concerned as she "does not United Way's fund-raising cam- abortions. para- programs, the paign. Planned graph of the ing of a new Edu- want misinformation in

Parenthood has memo discusses cation Coordina- also Planned Parenthood is a pro ￿ community". Byrne

choice birth control counselling never asked to the Laurier do- tor, and increased expressed concern, saying

efforts that that service. be reinstated into nor designation to create "something comes

the United It The on uni- out like this doesn't if it is The authors, Barry Kay, a Po- Way. program. point awareness help

until Janu- made was that this taken the litical Science professor,and Pe- was not versity campuses. wrong way".

of 1992 that to the has been "de- The final of the memo all of the inaccura- ter Dunn and Anne ary they applied program receiving paragraph Despite both the fessors of Social Work, arranged United Way for a two year devel- clining publicity", thus affect- describes the United Way as having cies in the memorandum, charitable fund- and circulated the memorandum opmental grant of $94 000. This ing possible fund-raising at- "a monopoly on United Way and Planned Parent-

Had would match for Planned Parenthood. at Laurier." This statement hood thanks for such as an independent project. money corporate tempts raising expressed for the obvious within the Lau- Planned Parenthoodand the United sponsorship for the "Parents The donor designation pro- is misleading, as fund-raising concern

educational individual activities not rier Way been consulted before-hand, Healthy Sexuality" gram allows an on on campus are community.

inaccuracies make to can creates a several misleading program. campus to a pledge any exclusionary. Any organization , Any publicity greater

Executive Di- the United their if of the and that is in the memo could have been Burna Wilton, organization through promote cause, even they are awareness cause,

of Planned Parenthood for if it is of the member of the United beneficial chari- avoided. rector Way, even not one not a Way. ultimately toany des- The first paragraph of the Kitchener/Waterloo, stressed the fifty-four agencies involved with The existence of the donor table organization.

Election Post-Mortem: The morning after the nightbefore

MARK HEASLEY ernment. Richard Christy (Sociol- Campbell's purpose was to put a

face the but the elec- Cord News ogy) said that "all political parties new on PC's,

not there to be won." The Liberals won't keep their witnessed a major restructuring of tion was Lorimer said that promises. The Progressive Con- support." He said that the now Lib- While Joyce

dead in the eral of Ontario and the good luck and intel- servatives are water. strongholds "Mulroney's

influenced held us David TheReformers will becomemore Maritimes were largely ligence together", in Johnson moderate. The Bloc Quebecois by the promise of jobs, especially (Economics) explained after their nine of won't contribute anything to the unemployment-ridden East, and that years power, the PC's left with the "sen- Canada as a whole. The NDP Ontario to a lesser extent. people that will be back. John Redekop (Political Sci- sation that the taxes they paid

and said that he believed the "Lib- nothing", the All these opinions pre- ence) accomplished peo-

besides eral be full of mislead- wanted new. dictions, and more them, campaign to ple something

You can't tell Professor were aired this past Tuesday, ing promises. just Redekop "seriously doubts that the Conservatives will when eight of Wilfrid Laurier's people that they can expect to just

conducted wake the to find a recover. lost their 2 key professors a post- up next day job They

the results for them". bases of of the last decade mortem analysis on waiting support the and the West David - to Bloc, of Mondays' Federal Election. On the other hand, Quebec

THE LIBERALS Johnson said "I think Chretien will to Reform." Similarly, Barry Kay

of his said that "the Conservatives in The big winners in the election be able to deliver on some are their but because the Con- drastic of all that were the Liberals, with es- promises, only jeopardy losing the election to rest. Pic: Sheldon Laying campaign Page servatives did all of the have." tablishment of a majority gov- already dirty they work." The backlash of having to THE BLOC

make these unpopular policy deci- QUEBECOIS

sions contributed to the Conserva- The prevalent attitude of the panel

Waterloo Election Results tives' downfall. was one of general disapproval Anne Westhues (Social Work) towards the new official Opposi-

addressed a further shortcoming of tion. Richard Christy's descrip-

of the Liberal campaign. She said she tionof the media's presentation

Bouchard one of was "not sure that the Liberals took Lucien as being

with his the issue of the deficit seriously as an "a crusader, proud, pas- Liberals Reform PC's NDP who issue that would have to be immedi- sionate plea for independence 689 15 14 25 549 882 2 779 ately faced", but also said that the could do no wrong". could benefi- The Bloc the Liberal victory prove stripped away "the dollar in cial to the economy as Conservatives' support Quebec,

it looked like and "the went up as soon as as Redekop said, only tie between the varied Chretien would win. Any economic common

is theirunited improvements we see are more likely membersof the Bloc Christian Libertarian Natural Independent to create to be from foreign investment in goal an independent Que- Heritage Law Don Faithful Chretien has best Canada, not from...the work pro- bec. Jean my 920 473 456 329 1| the Liberals will start." its not in the Bloc's best grams wishes,

THE PROGRESSIVE interests for the Canadian economy

CONSERVATIVES to function well in the long run.

the Bloc will Barry Kay (Political Science) said This is not to say that the but I don't that one question he heard struck sabotage economy, them sacrifices for him : Did Kim Campbell deserve see making any

" th uno f ic a r ul*s this? he "but the rest of Canada." S !L J ! «? ssaesssss "Perhaps not, said, , official, , results to be released Nov. 15 Brian did. Continued on 4 Andrew Telegdl Mulroney certainly page 4 NEWS THE CORD Thursday, October 28, 1993

Taylor poses for Liberals

ricr University sign at the corner must have been adequate." VIRGINIA PARKER of King and University. The issue of the ad had not Cord News Commentary "I represent the students' in- been brought forward in an Edito- When is door door? a not a (when terests all the time, not just 9 to 5. rial Board meeting. it's Wilf's ajar). I won't go to and get ham- It should be noted that while When is student a representa- mered because I feel that would the Cord ad made no mention of

tive not a student reflect Laurier." said the representative? badly on Taylor's name or position,

not when for Evidently, posing Taylor. flyer, for which the photo was origi- literature Fed- campaign during a However, Taylor feels that he nally intended, identified Taylor eral election. Laurier his in Laurier's was not representing when but not position

Sean Taylor, WLU Students' he appeared in the ad with Telegdi. Students' Union.

Union for an ad President, posed "At no time can you represent Although Taylor did not know in of Liberal candidate support everyone", he said. that the ad was going to appear in The ad Andrew Telegdi. appeared "[The ad in the Cord] was not the Cord, he said he would still in week's issue of the last Cord, with even if my personal doing," Taylor said," have posed Telegdi, and Lau- in- showing Taylor, Telegdi The photo was to goon a campaign he had known that Telegdi of rier student and head the WLU flyer for Mr. Telegdi. But if it got tended to use the ad in the Cord.

Liberals Tanis Gilbert Young past the Editorial Board [of the "Any PoliSci profwill tell you the Wilfrid Lau- standing next to Cord] and was printed, then it that a media ad like this has mini- Spot the Student Prez in tfiis picture. Pic: Liberal advertisement mal effect on undecidedvoters and

effect decided did violate Students' that did absolutely no on flyers not any doubtful Telegdi not want

Kim's relieved she voters. Even without this ad, there's Union by-laws. Laurier students to notice Taylor's

a 99 % chance that Mr. Telegdi Union BOD member Hugh affiliation with him.

would still have won anyway", MacPhie also made his political The ad and flyer sent a mes-

didn'tsell her said. affiliations in a televised that the Students' Union car Taylor public sage sup-

Taylor also pointed out that commercial for the Progressive ported Telegdi, an image that

candidates with the Conservatives. The ad was aired should not have been to Continued from 3 to many posed portrayed page everyone." Canadian the Federal the World Laurier students the Waterloo Part of Reform's said flag during during Series. or Rcdekop further draws a con- success, election "but don't When asked about this ad, ncction between the Bloc David Johnson, is that "unlike campaign they community. said not in would be in is necessarily represent the opinions MacPhie "I appeared, Obviously, it not Quebecois and the Reform Party other politicians, Manning ac-

of all Canadians". the of a WLUSU BOD interests to limit the to make controver- capacity anyone's po- by suggesting that "the Bloc says tually willing a While he sees nothing wrong member, but as a private citizen. litical interests of any student special status for Quebec is not sial decision like saying 'Wecan't rep-

with a candidate in a Therewas no that I could even resentatives. MacPhie and to old supporting way Taylor, enough, Reform says that special give more money people' said he Laurier student." student and federal election, Taylor be identified as a other elected officials status for Quebec is too much. As people are responding." for that arises mind for THE would not do so who The question is, should just keep in that, the Bloc wrangles for more inde- NEW anyone Union of- PARTY might run for a Students' obviously, where our student the duration of their terms in pendence and economic benefits DEMOCRATIC rep- the line. "There would be a direct resentatives should draw fice, they serve as for Qucbcc, it will feed Reform The panel consistently said that position. representatives of interest there. I would has much of the entire Laurier the NDP will be and in the conflict MacPhie, as a Director, a community support in other parts of the coun- back, from internal than More their actions will be will be definitely stay lower profile Taylor. and judged as try." case of Joyce Lorimer, away

affairs like that." therewas no mention such. The Bloc might not dominate better than ever. She said that "the importantly, last Union elec- his with when he During year's of affiliation Students' Just as Taylor, the Commons with their continual NDP is in good shape for a come- goes tions, who was Chair of Union. to a bar, does not want to portray calls for Quebec independence. back. Now they have time to re- Taylor, the Union In the of said rules will be solve the conflicts between the Board, appeared on fly- Taylor's case, however, Laurier as a university drunks, Barry Kay new

ers circulated in of Vice- lines are far more blurred. he should also hesitate to applied to debate, especially Ques- three factions of the party...the support perhaps Tim Crowder's ad Laurier other President cam- Telegdi's Cord was geared spe- as supporting any tion Period, to ensure the pragmatic social democrats..., or- portray Laurier students. Federal elec- and the paign. Although controversial, cifically towards party line during a parties interests arc given equal ganized labour..., philo- has the Election Council ruled that the By using Taylor in the ad, it is tion. time. sophical leftists. The party not

THE REFORM PARTY had a solid ideology in years."

Also the end The Reform Party was seen as advocating light at of

the tunnel for the NDP being very much as a party with a was Barry lot of future potential by the panel. Kay's opinion that "It's still too now realized i you've probably v 1 Rcdekop explained that "Chretien early to make apocalyptic predic- m.

deliver tions for the future for the NDP will not be able to the goods: ... there's life than school. W& |§ more to he won't change NAFTA, he won't they will clearly have a role and

well -JIMI And that is as throw out the GST, and cannotjust function", as as Redekop's I a job only as good keep creating jobs. Where will the passing observation that the party the it builds. We Mmsm 88B I career can Reform wasn't off than it | help. anger go? Unless really any worse now blows it is to become one was in 1958. it, geared VS We the skills and jK jK P S mMm %■ can give you than interest of the two major parties in Of more passing

Canada." With the Conservatives to students was the insignificant B financial to become ill lit II fit mm knowledge

vi- role that education in this no longer being considered a played IB W §§ an accounting a will election. When asked this 111 professional: able party, "the public see why

Reform the Lorimer said that as conservative/right was so, Joyce 111 Certified General Accountant. low wing alternative to the Liberals. "education was a status issue, have the assertion that, like and that interested parties ur of studies Despite Wz 111 M program not been effective in edu- most parties who come into power, getting can lead to better cational issues on board the §§ opportunities the Reform party will moderate cam- li"

their policy positions; Joyce paign platforms". Anne Westhucs ■V4& •'' I in business, government and the countered this that edu- Lorimer was "frightened of by citing the front burners in Reform parties' policies. The cation "was on |S If ready prac- .. public practice. you're 3m|^.¥

tice of constituent level politics - Manitoba. Three universities de- of "Vote Education" M& WmW to ma^e even more yourself, with the MP checking on how veloped a pro- .<*xx&. Ip with their riding stands on an issue and gram, and worked applicable call (416) 6."_0, extensio for the Liberal and New Democrat lllillfc - illllllll voting accordingly allows parties m. violation of fundamental human that advocated legislation to im-

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THE CORD Thursday, October 28, 1993 NEWS 5 Into the wild Red yonder

Conservatives will be able to sur- Their voice in Parliament has lost

vive this blow. of its but Although they re- some strength, they re-

tained of the tain their influence in astrong portion popu- provincial still the lar vote, they donot have a signifi- politics and they are gov- PROS &CONS cant position in Parliament from ernment's social conscience. Al- which their have to promote policies. though voters focused more

Meanwhile, the Bloc Quebecois on the immediate concerns of the

and the Reform in and survival Party are both economy of the coun- Cord News social issues will almost inevi- Commentary good positions to further seduce try,

The events of this past weekend PC supporters. tably return to the forefront of

the Canada that time in the have changed face of It now seems likely Kim Canadian politics some

Canadians and the NDP have the ex- forever, leaving every- Campbell will resign as party future, effects advis- and national where wondering what are leader, as many people are perience, resources,

the next No matterwholeads the needed to deal with going to emerge during ing. party, perspective the World these issues few years. Between Jays' however, they have an enormous adequately. Reform theother Series victory and the revolution- task ahead of them to convince The Party, on

in the Federal Parlia- voters that offer have based their role on the ary changes they can some- hand, ment, almost everyone was intent thing to the country that the other opposite ideology of fiscal respon- television of can't. has been on the live coverage parties sibility. Manning given the Few other the other ma- in Parliament to set See in the Pic: Ken M'Guffirt developments. things By comparison, enough power you funny papers. , could much did well. The him Canada's version of than a war capture so jor parties fairly new up as further in Ontario and to expand demands Quebecers are making much includes the Reform Ross in attention and cause so na- Parliament Perot, appearing regularly into Quebec. They might be im- on everyone else.

of this the Parliament and in the to tionalism in so many coun- Party on the right, the NDP on news peded by alienation from women, The Liberals obviously have a

weaker and the whineabout try's citizens. left with a voice, any unjustified spend- minorities, Francophones, etc., but tremendous task ahead of them to

We have just witnessed the Liberals attempting to maintain a ing by the Liberals. by adjusting their standpoint to balance these differentviews. Since

balance. much of the Reform the hardest fall of a political party ever Confronting this set-up, Although reflect the needs of these voters the Conservatives are out for

in Canada. Kim of is the Bloc to be from next few will seen Campbell course, attempting Party's support may pro- and by maintaining their focus on years, the Grits serve lasted bit in office than all of these test votes and it Canadian a longer encompass perspec- although currently economics, they will be guaran- as the pragmatic party, did but relate lot the John Turner a decade ago, tives as they to Quebec. depends a upon Manning him- teed an increasingly prominent role addressing points presented by

current is much The NDP confronted a self, have based their the the other and to the PC's position is by they policies in government. parties attempting than that of the situation similar what firm In worse Liberals. to they've on a foundation. the future, The Bloc must overcome some do better than the PC's.

doubtful that the times in the this should enable them to It is now had at different past. grow major obstacles within their struc- The Liberals are currently rid-

ture and principles if they are to ing a crest of public support. Luck- for the Laurier accomplish anything. Bouchard ily Chretien, though, sup- at their Wacky Wednesday and his party have focussed almost port of the voters and expec- the issue tations unrealis- completely on of Quebec are not nearly as

in separatism, thereby neglecting tic as those placed similar turn-

of the other issues of the around in Ontario many past governments

campaign. They have attempted to and the United States recently. unite people from all points in the Chretien will have to provide re- in order maintain political spectrum. sults soon to

The Bloc has stated that they their support, but cancellation of

will defend Quebec's interests in the helicopter deal and the Pearson

be to Parliament, until it seems appro- Airport deal might enough

priate for Quebec to be independ- hold back the voters for a while.

Chretien ent, but that time might never On a personal level,

Bouchard will has make come. Meanwhile, enough experience to

have to balance the different views rational decisions. He has also been

andother in his party of what is beneficial to complemented by Lloyd

Quebec. anchors for his all-around decency.

One possible result of the Unfortunately, he is hated in Que-

Bloc's that has been bec the native who presence given as son betrayed little attention is that English his people in the Constitutional

talks. hate is not Canada may decide to separate. As But necessarily

the Bloc attention in the of love. gains more opposite

their new role, and if the Liberals We have entered a transition

for this give Quebec more special treat- period country. Hopefully and ment, resentment may grow in the the issues of the economy sepa-

Native that ratism will reach a climax so rest of Canada. groups, soon

much northern to other own of Quebec, we can get on things. this have clearly stated their prefer- Meanwhile, we can enjoy tem-

remain a of Canada lull from the ence to part porary oppressive until the rather than Quebec. This would barrage of the media new

The Airborne Comedians entertain in the last for a connection between Parliament starts its Concourse Wednesday. Keep your eyes open guarantee tackling job free the Activities. the main of and the in earnest. more Wacky Wednesday events, provided by Board of Student part Canada

pic: Sheldon Page Maritimes. Perhaps we would be Together, we can make

better off without Quebec and the Canada work.

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Prez speaks on social justice in 90's

Bag 'O Crime BONNIE REDEKOP and reformed, remains to be answered. Cord News "Canada has all of the elements of the world

the twentieth so don't we get on with it?" On Tuesday, October 12 at 8:00 p.m., system economy, why said. She also said Canadians have not sold annual Easton-McCarney Memorial Lecture was Marsden ideas the in at the Aird Recital Hall. our health care to U.S. an effective Straight from the officesr of John Baal, Laurier's Chief of Security given way. interview the Marsden This year's lecturer was Dr. Lorna Marsden, In an following lecture, for the is President of Wilfrid Laurier University. The lecture, said that students, question to really come with what's in the entitled "Globalization of the Welfare was to happening Oct. 18 - 08:30 : Theft Under State," grips economy.

to Laurier students, social work People aren't paying enough attention, and need to Torque Room employees reported the theft of a small amount of cash presented faculty,

and members of the be more self-conscious about ideas, Marsden said. the basket the the is not professionals community. from money in faculty lounge. Since lounge

the lecture the "I think we have wonderful and 8:00 and 11:00 to Marsden opened by addressing systems analy- locked between a.m. p.m., they were advised collect said. would love live of "We've seen sis," Marsden "Most people to the twice to the cash at minimum. phenomenon de-industrialization. money a day keep a under it's the speed of de-industrialization even this year," she our system." However, not good enough to show said. As a result of de-industrialization "loss of market ideas. We've to how these - simply got Oct. 18 12:00 : Trespass be Marsden is a individuals," ideas can applied, said. Acting on a complaint from Housing Office employees, a belligerent employment major problem facing Marsden said. Professor Edcil Wickham, Easton-McCarney male who was interfering with the operation of the department was thanked for the lecture. Marsden noted the recent shift to an era where Trustee, publicly Marsden evicted from the housing office. The subject is not university affiliated. infor- When asked in interview the the new technology revolves around access to an why evening's said mation. There is a need to control the use of the idea lecture was so critical, Wickham "we are Oct. 19 - 01:00 : Medical Assistance topic

the Marsden said. This control in the world and not seen as to take old WLU student fell and her knee. underlying product, respected trying Al9 year on University Ave., injured "intellectual don't of information is reflected in the term over anybody, so why we push our ideas more, The victim, who was unable to walk, was transported to the K/W human if they're seen as beneficial to beings?" Hospital where she was treated for damaged ligaments. property." Recent examples of such control over ideas are Dr. Peter Eglin, Chair of the WLU Faculty of

evident in Canada's and in the said "As and contentious a Oct. 19 - 01:40 : Mischief drug patent legislation Sociology, provocative

revision in Marsden said. of remarks as Dr. Marsden it demanded at Foot copyright passed 1986, set made, Call from Patrol reporting that they found a Bell Canada pay phone time in and discussions. What the Hall the "Ideas, in our are property." least equal questions on Dining Quad. Investigation revealed that phone, which era, Marsden said welfare analysts should consider happened?" weighs approximately 200 lbs., had been torn from its mooring in the from of existing to creating The Easton-McCarney Memorial Fund is a liv- Dining Hall area and carried outside. Due to the weight of the phone it turning critiques systems that will into the international memorial former students in the of that Three inebriated ideas move setting. ing to two Faculty is assumed several persons are responsible. males all about Easton but "Canadians are too often naive intellectual Social Work, John and Christopher McCarney. who were seen near the scene were questioned no charges were laid. property," she said. The fund's mandate is to bring distinguished indi-

Marsden said most will be out of viduals to WLU to address the university and profes- Oct. 20 - 01:00 : Fire Drill governments

social welfare in the next decade. If sional about relevant social issues. A fire drill conducted in Willison Hall went extremely smooth. The systems govern- community

All ments cannot deliver social welfare and if communi- Also present at the lecture were one member residence was vacated within five minutes. required fire training ties the the of who will each from the Easton and students' fami- the cannot load, question McCarney manoeuvres for 93/94 year are now completed. carry provide social welfare, and how it will be structured lies.

Oct. 21 - 09:27 : Medical Assistance

A WLU student who fell unconscious while in the Business Office was taken by ambulance to the K/W Hospital. ■ RAISED DANCE FLOOR

Oct. 21 - 12:20 : Trespass

Ont. Acting on complaints from Bricker residents, four Hamilton, M HALLOWE'EN DANCE between 18 and 25 of evicted from the males, years age, were dormitory.

All four were issued trespass notices. The subjects were employees of an

hair advertising agency promoting a care product. MSAT OCT 30

Oct. 21 - 13:00 : Trespass MCASH PRIZES FOR BEST^^^^^^M Housing Office employees reported that a male was creating a distur- bance in the Housing Office. Security responded and observed a male ■ COSTUME and 36 running from the building. He was apprehended identified as a

old Waterloo male. revealed that the has year Investigation subject a

record. he notice 19 lengthy criminal Consequently, was given a trespass P.M.

and escorted off campus.

Oct. 22 - 01:05 : Harassment

Foot Patrol dispatch reported two inebriated males were making a I HAPPY HOUR nuisance of themselves by insisting that they needed the walk-home

The service. culprits received a stern warning and were sent on their way ■ by Security.

Oct. 22 - 02:00 : Mischief

While patrolling 202 Regina Street premises, Security came across a

parked vehicle with the door on the driver's side wide open. Upon

the vehicle, the officer discovered that the radio had been daily^ML inspecting

removed and the speakers were partially dismantled. A suspect, who was

found couched behind another vehicle, was questioned. He was released without being charged. The suspect is not university affiliated. Investi- I saw gation is being continued. *$

Oct. 23 - 23:30 : Crowd Control

Between the hours of 11:30 Oct. 23 and 3:00 p.m., Sat., Sunday morning,

Security and City Police had to contend with throngs of Blue Jay victory I

Police blocked side carousers. At one point City off several streets

within campus proximity to keep the marchers confined to King Street.

the A Consequently, campus remained relatively quiet. large window

of floor was broken a WLU student. pane a ground dormitory lounge by

that of deliberate but £ SAT It presently appears this was not an act vandalism,

rather due to rash behaviouron part of the student who wanted to attract

the No his action 40 the attentionof persons inside lounge. doubt, impulsive DJ DANCE, TOP

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884-4969 NO COYER N2LSR9 440 PHILLIP ST., UNIT #17 &r 18 WATERLOO NEWS 7 THE CORD Thursday, October 28, 1993 BOD sizes How your up

that the Union does well Un- has off the JIM LOWE recommended that the board be ing seem to informed on Students' pie, basically dropped order work Cord News Commentary reduced to twelve directors. The work well, they fail to understand ion issues. For the most part, face of the earth in to in the federal election. Is this Is student government at Lau- study concluded that this would the true reasons why. however, people just float.

that the The Union the board would effective rier a bloated mess needs to be eliminate many of inefficien- Students' operates Downsizing really representation? for the the overhauled? Over the past several cies prevalent in the current BOD efficiently because of its knowl- not increase the workload Democracy is not only

the full-time its six fruit that from the weeks, the Students' Union's Con- format without overburdening edgeable employees, or seven responsible direc- might spring

it would the A smaller stitution and Operations Develop- remaining members. competent Operations and Man- tors, simply get rid of downsizing tree. board is easier than ment (COD) board has been in- Renegade director Peter agement Board (the President and floaters. much to manage one further and its of of that fifteen members. The vestigating just that question as it Hearty then went one step vice-presidents) plethora The arguments in favour features the BOD be slashed volunteers. If the Union Board is that ponders the possible downsizing by suggesting hard-working any- downsizing Board, however, large enough into the of the Union's Board of Directors. to just six members. thing, the Union is successful DE- are much more convincing. people can coast quietly

The who the because of it. To Poor attendance is There are currently fifteen Directors oppose SPITE BOD, not begin with, many propo- background.

of have directors that a dealtwith because there is still members of the board, all whom downsizing argued that the There are of course, nents of downsizing feel not

who do than board would debate were acclaimed to their respective Students' Union runs effectively a more adequate job. smaller eliminate a gaggle of politicians to

this in and reduce Martin for the annual acclamations that fill the issues. The fact that direc- posts year. its current state, to Chartrand, example, one for Board each If such shirks his her The recent discussion regard- the numberof directors would cre- seems to work tirelessly the the February. tor totally or respon-

size last ate too work for those who directors, like a result it would be a sibilities is over because of ing BOD was spurred by much corporation. Other occurred, pasted year's COD chair Dave Bigioni. remained. Paul McQueen, Alex Czekala and blessing. the hard work of a fewother mem-

conducted a which While in make effort be This the Union's fif- bers, In such the as Bigioni study they are correct stat- Bryan Rowe, an to year, cases, Chair, well wouldhave teen directors only needed the as other directors,

make the What has become of Shinerama signatures of a fewof their friends little choice but to neg- in order to receive the ultimate ligent director accountable.

AMAL MOUSSAOUI decision making authority in the As well, having fewer politi-

Union. Can think of cians around could never Cord News you any mucking other multi-million dollar be bad Chair frosh! remember the first week a thing. Although Hey all you Do you corpo-

didn't rations in which this would oc- Hugh MacPhie has made great of your university career? The week that you

cur? strides to increase the have assignments, midterms or essays to hand in? efficiency Because Board week that didn't have classes !! it is so for of meetings, one needs only The you even (Oh easy peo- become of- attend of the BOD's god, that time existed?) ple to directors, they one biweekly

ten have little incentive, or inter- marathons to the Yes indeed, those pleasant days are gone, and fully appreciate

in a Al- hot and ass-cover- all that is left arc: the SHINERAMA TOTALS. est, doing proper job. air, posturing

that the members raised 000.37 is not a ing BOD This year WLU a whopping $40 though democracy per- spew

schools fect science, the fact that some- out. Often, the hard work of the (Hooray), This placed us fourth among all would have OMB the few dedicated direc- in Ontario for fund raising. Although this total is one actually to go to or effort in order attain is and $4000 less than last this due to bad some to a tors messed delayed by year, was mainly up

of an the that are weather and the fact that there are about 200 fewer directorship is somewhat politics perpetuated by

indication that the would student who are frosh this year. All the money will of course go to person lazy politicians

to fulfil their duties the motions. Cystic Fibrosis, our favorite charity. attempt on simply going through the Another school that participated in Shinerama the BOD. Obviously, downsizing

The current because it Board is not a for all that was Western, which raised $100 000. Waterloo BOD, panacea the of the ails Laurier student raised $5200 (only 200 people participated), Guelph never faced scrutiny government.

is and It a in the raised $10 754, Brock, which has about the same public eye, lazy irresponsi- is, however, step right

ble. Attendance at BOD meet- direction that would eliminate amount of Frosh as WLU raised $16 000, and Remember the good old days File pic is and hours are of the mould that on Carleton raised $48 500. WLU was fourth after ings pitiful office some grows

One for the WLU Students' Union. Western, Carelton, and University of Ottawa, which all the students, faculties, Ice Breakers, Foot Patrol, ignored. director, exam-

raised $42 000 this first Baachus and Orientation Committee for all their ef- year. This was the year the University of Ottawa participated in Shinerama. forts. You can't the totals for all the schools have for Shinerama included Screen mess Although gone Sponsors Unique just wonderful Tim Future Sub- down, WLU frosh were in working hard Printing, Cyclepath, Hortons, Shop, to keep WLU in good standing. Jana Tavener and way, Horse Shoe Resort, Zehrs, Mr. Grocer, Shoppers' with Hallowe'en Nancy Brndiar, the Co-ordinators of Shinerama at Drug Mart, Super Fresh, AM 109, Fast Forward, Gus

said wanted and thank and and McPhails. Laurier, they to congratulate Maue, Purple Gold, KATHLEEN HONEY at the October 4 Council Meeting.

Cord News It that it would be We're clean this town was suggested gonna up It's official. Hallowe'en will be safer to hold Hallowe'en on the held 31 this switch on October year. Saturday, because the to JENN THORNE of Waterloo heavy rain, the turnout was less The walk began at 1:00 p.m. Both the City standard time on Sunday morning

Cord News than TheLutheran and covered 7.5 and the of Kitchener had expected. Refu- participants kilo- City would mean it would be dark ear- Thanks to Mother Nature, what gee Committee and Mennonite metres in territory. considered moving the day of lier.

be of for 30. was supposed to a gathering Coalition Refugee Support After the walk, volunteers were ghosties to October Rumours have been circulat-

several hundred the Lu- that environmentally sponsored event. invited to gather in St. John's The City ofWaterloo decided ing some people believe

conscious citizens from the K-W Volunteers collected funds in theran that did have the author- should be held Church for refreshments and they not Hallowe'en not on

area turned into a small handful of their to towards the date of neighbourhoods go entertainment by ethnic bands. ity to change Sunday, since Sunday is a day of

litter collectors. food and Both Rev. since is not housing for refugees. Louis Klarke and Hallowe'en, it a City worship for many religions. This

October 17 the also Bill the information could be Sunday, was Refugees were participat- Shafer, con- holiday. rumour not verified at

Sccond Annual Litter Walk in in the litter walk to show their for the unavail- The of Waterloo had time. ing tacts event, were City put press Kitchener and Waterloo. Due to gratitude. able for comments. forward the motion for the change Happy Hallowe'en.

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By-laws beat math exams

be is the DARREN MAHAFFY motion to re-establish the Com- should highlighted Key- With only three voting mem- Where, you might ask, were Editor. A Cord members? mittee. That motion, of course, stone Sports position News Commentary bers present (Mike, Adrienne and the three delinquent the BOD that not allows to small that and Phill in the the Chris and Jeff both claimed was out of order because only you hang A transgression so Heather) chair, they the issue aboutwith the cool Keystone staff took Publications had a Math 130 exam. Further lacked it was almost missed place Board of Student sat quorum. Perhaps and into events for free, affairs that this was will be resolved today. get sports last Thursday. However, this re- and discussed corporate investigation proved also with milk and is all the news but is great was all over it like a without As such, true. Sue This interesting porter Liberal quorum. they "forgot". outside their Some should cookies. on an Ontario riding. acted by-laws. important things The Student Publications be pointed out however, despite down business K.G.B. have cracked on long Fall Convocation 1995 the fact that no official calls in a bid to took place. distance phone Pubbers save now require Looking back two weeks you money. the a security code to access long couldbe cancelled will recall an in camera session distance line thus allowing the the BOD had. Well, according to BOD financial watchdogs to trace MARK JOHNSON Senate before November. In the Phill, the matterwill be made pub- their "after has talked his from last week. You have all calls and originators. are lic, Chris to may Cord News mean time, concerned students final Who those he noted Jim Lowe) that there On a positive note, to make their people". people are, (like Fall Convocation ceremonies may urged opinions week. "Sweet" Mike Rosenblatt did was no BOD Watch last reported of 1995 if known to student Senators and the not say. be terminated as a pro- the from that that all of the Cord Guides left The Users Committee is back. Here are highlights posal from Laurier's Ceremonies Ceremonies Committee. Starting over from last were recycled. The Committee oversees the com- year this all Convocation ceremo- meeting: Committee is passed by Senate year, could the Ot- Pubs and There are still positions If only we recycle nies will be held in the Water- puter shared by open later this year. new system The in Student Publications. One that tawa Senators loo Recreational the Union. BOD passed a The news of the proposal was Complex.

published in the last issue of the

Laurier News and was confirmed

by Peter Tron, the University's

Registrar, at an informal meeting

held on Friday, October 22 in the

Turret. The meeting, which was initiated by Class of 1995 students

seeking information about the pro-

posed changes, was attended by

John McCutcheon, BBA Direc-

tor, Marilyn Watson, Registration

and Graduation Coordinator and

about 40 others, mostly Co-op stu-

dents.

Watson explained that the

October Convocation ceremony

000 costs the University about $24

and the equivalent of one full month

of salaried work by an employee each of theRegistrar's Office year.

She also explained that the loss of

four staff members in the Regis-

trar's Office, due to Social Con-

tract legislation, would make it

much more difficult to organize

the event in the future.

Students in attendance voiced

objections to the fact that the Co- in of op class graduating August

1995 would have to wait nine

months to receive their diplomas

and would have to share the cer-

emonies with the mainstream class

of 1996. They also expressed con- minor- ccrns about having only a

ity choice of the Valedictorian should the proposal succeed.

McCutcheon, speaking on

behalf of Dr. Alex Murray, Dean

of the School of Business and

Economics (SBE), said that the

administration supported the ter-

mination of Fall Convocation as a

larger, more prestigious annual

ceremony would bring more me-

the dia coverage and publicity to

SBE.

A counter-proposal to have

ceremonies held in August each

also at the year was suggested meeting. August ceremonies

would force mainstream grads to

wait an extra three months before

receiving their degree, but would

also allow SBE Co-op students

and Fall Arts and Sciences grads

of the to celebrate with the rest

class of 1995. Tron promised to

this pursue suggestion.

The eliminate ON SATURDAY OCTOBER 30 proposal to

October Convocation ceremonies

the is not expected to come before

IWhatwas that?!?!?!

What's going on???

Ask Cord News,

we'll find out

SUB, Level 3 SPORTS Two much!

Knorr will be in performed impressively hitting Worst World Series simply average catching and below in hit- Jays Beat over .300 and being probably the moment/stupidest moment: average American someone should teach ting. best short stop in the Maybe As for Cox and Eichorn League. 1 scoff at all the so-called pitcher Todd Stottlemyre how to possi- I believe that these two fans for him his run! What the hell was he bly leaving, by: Martin Walker Jays booing upon doing in rounded second slide a of the best relievers return to the Jays, and I'am glad when he to are couple

business. I think it would be a that Fernandez has them into third in 4 of the World the They did it!!! The Toronto Blue he had hitting (leading the AL in proved game loss for the if lost Series? I not be a world class huge Jays they Jays arc the first team since the average). wrong. may the Al Leiter but his and them. 1977/78 Yankees to win back-to- Runner-up was sprinter flailing arms

for to third was one of the back World Series Championships. Least Valuable Player (LVP) trade from the NY Yankees belly flop Ameri- Say Hello t0... the Jesse Barfield five Al- worst I've seen. Sure he's an Most people were able to experi- for Jays regular season: years ago. Rob Butler still consider Leitersome- can who Randy Johnson, encethe victory celebration on King Jack Morris. After coming off though I League pitcher probably and host of from beer 21 win I think whatof a bum and he took forever hasn't had to sprint since college, (again) a youths St. or, as in my case, having a game season, peo- the minors. The number little to his act he did but that was sad. Needless to say, it one target poured down your back (thanks ple's expectations were a high. get together, pro- most that the will have in sea- Joe Carter hit the Morris had his did vide the middle re- was also one of the humorous Jays post Jim!) as one of problems (boy, Jays important will be Free shots the he have his and had lief and moments of the World Series. One son acquisitions Agent most memorable over problems!) a back-up starting pitcher strike out Johnson from but all work. for Stottlemyre: "How king Randy Skydomc's left field wall. very poor season, respect question taste?" Seattle. He was a of to him and his does the dirt mainstay Thus, as the season now draws should be given gravel of the Worst Trade: Seattle and probably one does Beat career in baseball over his to a close, so my Jays strong the t0... best starters up for free agency. column. As the last installment of lifetime. Maybe he should be re- Obviously, Rickey Say Goodbye himto movetoToronto...if Henderson for Steve to Tony Fernandez, Jack Morris, Expect Jays Beat, Iwillendeavourtobring membered for his years with De- Karsay Henderson and Pat the is right. troit and Minnesota and the contri- Oakland was a bad trade. Although Rickey possibly price you the Highs and the Lows and the Rob Butler has won the hearts Henderson did his offense Borders. All are rumored to be Best and the Worst of the Jays this butions he made to them. Regard- turn up Henderson will ofCanadiansandalsoofPatGillick Morris contributed little to a notch in the World Series, his leaving. Definitely past season. less, excellent and Fernandez and Cito Gaston. He is an the Jays getting to the World Se- hitting during the regular season be gone probably for left field next and and and his defensive talent of a free salary). prospect year Most Valuable Player (MVP) ries. ALCS (too high agent I he'll be that as the given spot was Even GM Pat Morris will be released Jays predict for the Jays regular season: Candidates that are runners- average pitiful. when Hendersonvacates his locker. fill this include Dick for his Gillick said that he mak- $1 million to buy out his con- A host of people can up Schofield regretted pay could be traded Also expect Schofield to re- but the who deserves the trade. Karsay will probably tract and Borders category one ( unimpressive hitting (even though ing short to be become of Oakland's main due to his this turn to stop, Delgado it the most has to be Paul Molitor. he is excellent defensively) and one possible salary year. catcher, Ed to re- knocked for of the in the to and Also rumored to are ace reliev- starting Sprague Even though he was Designated getting out most pitchers years come go and back and haunt and Mark Eichorn. main on third with Alomar a Darrin this to come ers Danny Cox Hitter and only played first a hand- season with broken arm. expect Olerud out the infield. ful of Jackson who them. Rumors of them being traded for rounding times, Molly was the man (remember him?) Carter will in re- White and stay out- from San for "Lit- and less expensive who kept the clubhouse alive. He came over Diego prospects field while crowd favorite Molitor Derek Bell also Most lievers are recent rumors, but had the best season of his career to tle Shit" trade, impressive only will DH. The the fact that the want to starting pitchers date and placed second in hitting performed poorly until getting World Series moment: Jays chop with 1 million are the sad facts of (along Johnson), predict, forthe American League. And how traded for Tony Fernandez from By far, Joe Carter's three-run, over $6 will be Juan Pat home off the life. Guzman, Hentgcn, fitting that he was World Series the Mets. series-winning run Todd and A! Lcitcr. MVP! Wild Thing. There couldn't have Carlos Delgado and Randy Stottlemyre

World Knorr would fill in for Pat Borders And so ends another Jays Beat, Runners-up include Robbie Best Trade: been a better way toend the if is but 1 think the and another season of fine base- Alomar for amazing defensiveplay By far, the best trade had to be Series! Carter instantly became a he traded, really Until and would be themselves ball. next time, keep wearing and equally impressive offensive outfielder Darrin Jackson for short hero again for the Jays, even Jays shooting those and 1 was one of the in the foot this. Jays hats, keep cheering ability (hitting third best in AL), as stop Tony Fernandez. Even though though biggest by doing Delgado of excellent hopefully we'll all be back for a short term trade as critics of Carter the season, shows being an well as "Sweet Swing" Johnny it was a during signs of the World Series. with that. catcher but is still a rookie, while "Three-peat" Olerud for impressive numbers that Fernandez is now a Free Agent, he you have tobe impressed

Robbie Alomar, defensively speaking. 10 SPORTS THE CORD Thursday, October 28, 1993 Positively unbeatable

Laurier took the wind out of the Brock their the to PAUL GRAY against Badgers and Being met with nothing but a play, increasing pace Laurier theirsails away with Cord a con- usual once right though Sports the Guelph Gryphons. The beautiful sunny day (quite their speed. a from Lissa Wannan. Lissa Golden Hawks to trast from the week the missed their chance at gain- goal The women's soccer team took managed before) again from Traci scored on a scramble in front of their undefeated season in women's side took the field. the lead on a feed to the field for the final weekend keep to ing with the the net to the Hawks 1-0. tact with a tie and Brock to be in control in Beaver across the field put up of the regular season to do battle a victory. appeared The Hawks continued to add the of the shot the net. early part game, manag- missing

and had several more ing several shots against Sonya Later in the half a shot met up pressure

no one there scoring opportunities. Ritcey, but no real good chances. with the crossba/ with It took incredible an stop by Alexa Hodgkinson narrowly but the Brock keeper to pick up therebound. What ended the Guelph keeperto keep Alexa missed putting the Hawks on the upkeep- Brock side from Hodginson from doubling the board early in the first half, but ing the getting Golden Hawk lead, and late in blank chances their own she was turned away at point too many was half Lissa of Brock the Wannan nearly range by a stellar Brock goal- style play. Anytime offen- added her second of the keeper. would get into any sort of goal as she had the beat, The Brock side managed to sive position they would usually game goalie

to have a defenderboot the slow commit some kind of foul, only keep the pace of the game turning ball of bounds. Helen overto the Hawks. The out with a physically dominating possession Stoumbos had her usual domi- and Laurier had final 0-0. game, although score was her On the Golden Hawks nating game, making pres- more "good" scoring opportuni- Sunday

ence known on the field. She ties the Badgers side continued to played host to the Guelph Gryph- made several key plays and at keep the ball undercontrol. Lau- ons. The superior ball control

times seemed to have not rier's best chance of the first half skills of the Laurier side barely eyes in the back of her head, but taken the referee. allowed to cross the mid- only was away by Guelph also each side she made called line. The was on as Alexa Hodgkinson was Guelph keeper pep- defend- from moves that had Guelph back on a Brock penalty as she pered with a barrage of shots

ers in circles. had nothing but the ball between all angles. The Hawks had several moving the The Hawks take their unde- her and the net. excel lent opportunities to open

feated season to Windsor this I really wonder if the ref has scoring. Helen Stoumbus was weekend to in the Ontario of the term on a free kick the de- play any knowledge "play- stopped by finals. This is what it boils down ing advantage?" Brock nearly fending wall, Lissa Wannan was crunch the 1 first half turned an excellent de- to, time, playoffs. took the lead late in the away by take this to shot off the fensive and want to opportunity as a was ripped cross- play, Gigi Cignini the women's taken missed one in the soc- bar and a free rebound was barely potting congratulate

hand late in the half. cer teamon their undefeated sea- by a Brock player. Sonya Ritcey top corner

first half ended 1-0. son and to wish them all the luck was booted as she made a game The

the second in the world as they take on the saving stop. Guelph opened

the elite in university soccer from As the second half began the half in style, controlling pace

across Ontario. Hawks take Pic: Eda Di Liso out of in the minutes. out Gryphons, big surprise! WLU side came controlling play opening

Hawks scrape by York

and Price for buses is to to's Glen McCausland wasthecase Waterloo. Uni- that Friday. yet burning against proven they can perform on EVAN BAILEY be determined. Tickets for the around on the turf. of Toronto has the of the versity a respect- carpet. Many players Cord Sports will also be available. teams could be the in Dome before game They Special key able running game and if they got have played the The unthinkable almost happened. are $5 for end zone $8 for in this match. The Blues ideas from 'Battle and it should them the seats, special any scoutingthe give edge The hard luck York Yeomen quick- line seats and $10 for the mid teams to the Hawks in the last of need. But the Lau- goal got Waterloo', you can bet on see- they explosive ened heart rate the Lau- many a on field. Game time is at 2:00 on Sat- and with the artificial meeting turf, ing a lot of the Blues ground attack. rier offence that we saw earlier in riersideline but in the end came up while the Western their and kickoff return teams I'm to to the had better show urday Mustangs punt going have pick the season up, or

short 19-7. take on the at could be The defence will Hawks in this of in Water- Guelph Gryphons deadly. game. Regardless else it could be a sad day York the opened scoring on a 7:00. have to and better than loo. step up play my obvious bias, the Hawks have trick which P. j. play saw Look for an upset in the sec-

trot into the end Edgeworth zone ond game I warn. The Gryphs took

for a That was all that the out last and the major. they Mustangs year

would on this as the get day though good money is on it happening Hawk defense shut them down. again. Don't let the Western upset

Laurier touchdowns of the Blues were fool you, Guelph al-

scored full-back on receptions by ways plays tough against theStangs. Brian Niemy and receiver Stefan The artificial turf of the Dome

Ptaszek. Pat O'Leary added five should make the difference^

points scoring two converts and With the speedy Kevin Reid

one field goal. Paul Stoppenbrink and Dave Irwin of Guelph patrol-

rounded out the attack catching ling the sidelines, look for Rob

York in the end zone for a safety. Kitching to throw for a lot of yard- Bill Kubas Although only age.The Guelph defence will have for halfof the he still played game to come up big to shut down West- for 201 managed to pass yards ern running back Tim Tindale, and

than York's total if their defensivebackfield (more offence) they can, and One that the two TD's. thing will probably be ableto contain the

Hawks can'tafford to donext week Eric Ursic air attack.

is turn the ball. Last week the over Enough of that crap though, twice fumble ball was lost by and what about those Golden Hawks?

once should be fac- by interception. Well, injuries not a time Well it's playoff once torastheteam is relatively healthy. The GoldenHawks head- again. are Zach Treanor will still be out how-

into this with Smith is ing post season year ever, and Dyson question-

one of a five and two record, those able, but would be welcomed back

losses being to their next oppo- at centre. Bill Kubas will be in the

of Toronto nent, the University lineup after sitting out half of the

Blues at the Varsity SkyDome. game last week. He will have to be

Well, can count on a you strong sharp if Laurier is to have a chance.

of Toronto Stefan Ptaszek will following fans, so you be the man

all had better hop on the bus with towatch. After sittingout the Vanier

noise makers we in 1991 your so can wipe Cup post season and last field out that home advantage thing. year's playoff game with injuries, There will be early and late he will be itching to make his mark.

buses. Sign-up sheets for buses Lonny Taylor and John Campbell Will Hawks take down Blues File will be at the Centre Spot Thursday will be put to the test with Toron- at Skydome? pic SPORTS 11 THE CORD Thursday, October 28, 1993 Disneyland expansion

Adam Burke twice while aboard last February, and in Sep- punched hockey fans have beenblessed with new playoff format intheNHLthis the been restrained the aforemen- Florida Panthers and the The old with the tember Brian Burke became by the Mighty year. system, top tioned linesman. He also a new director of operations. got Ducks of Anaheim. Yes, they pre- four teams in each division quali- hockey If Burke He's the in of fines and whopping four fer to be called the Mighty Ducks fying, is out. This is a good thing, guy charge games. serious about when do all and Bettman are of Anaheim instead ofthe Anaheim as that system generally meant that suspensions players stuff that the folks at cleaning violence in the league, Mighty Ducks. Someone should in the weaker divisions a teamcould that nasty up should leave out of their they start now, by setting a tell Eisner and his Disney pals that look at winning 25 of $0 to give Disney usually

had chance new With wimp a season movies. Burke a to lay precedent. every "Mighty Ducks" will be goofy them a realistic shot at post handout CFL. down the law with a few instances suspension they now, they name no matter how sophisticated play. Almost like the Any-

Dale 21 sen- sound. will allow the that occurred over the first week of make Hunter's game they try to make it way, the new system for his late hit Pierre fans from each confer- but instead he laid down the tence on Understandably, many top eight teams play last look and of to welcome mat. Turgeon year more have hated the Mighty Ducks name ence (made up two divisions)

will add Bob Probert and Bob Rouse more questionable. since it was announced. Naming a make the playoffs. This a both took Paul hacks All inall,itlooksliketheNHL team after a kid's movie little to the Bunyanesque pro hockey more importance regu- is headed in the direction. of will make the at each other's heads, and they got right just doesn't sit well with a lot lar season and Chris The realignment is fair, the playoff people, although most Americans playoffs more balanced. paltry fourgamesuspensions. Chelios beat Brian for is much better and the ex- don't see what all the fuss is about. The NHL has also seen some Propp silly system we11,...tw0 out of three NBA offices. New no reason, then dragged a pansion is, If only to prove a point, the changes in the league apparent linesman the ice and sucker ain't bad. expansion teams coming to To- commissioner Gary Beetman came across

SCOTT STINSON ronto and possibly Vancouver Cord Sports should make team names a Disney tradition. We could have the Van- Hockey Night in Disneyland. The

Yes couver Aladdins and the Toronto apocalypse must be near. folks, Laurier and Little Mermaids, although 1 must Runs a new NHL season is upon us

admit I am kind of to the with it comes a bunch of new partial MIKE DONIA 'the behind Dave Lome. Toronto Swiss Family Robinsons. sented as a team. By only sity runners, changes. Consider this your guide I He backed Jeff nice to it. Cord Ontario school' am to was up by Seaby, with the new Has a ring Sports referring to help you keep up from Jeff Scott Schelter, Mike Another in the This Laurier the fact that Carthage College Shortt, and improved National Hockey major change past Saturday played Hall. Yours Wisconsin endured a 12 hour bus Hobbs and John truly NHL this season is realignment. host to some of the provinces top League. out in the race be- annual ride to at our meet. dropped early The four divisions have been cross runners at the compete First, let's talk expansion. jug- country Thecalibre ofthe cause I felt like San and renamed. Gone Over ninety runners runners com- crap. After granting new teams to gled slightly LaurierOpen. Corona km here is evident from the On the women's side are the old names that few people showed to race either the 8 peting Jose, Ottawa, and Tampa Bay over up finished 34thout of women's winners of each race. The overall Fontana nearly of the understood, the Smythe, Norris, men's course orthe 4 km the last couple years, league off her and Patrick and winnerof the men's race was Dave 40 runners to cap season. for last Adams, divisions, course. had no plans expansion Chris before Lome of McMaster who is last injuries to that until in their places are the user-friendly, As it was only one week Despite year. No plans, is, super- two this final at Thewin- Wilson and Randy Zabukovec, billionaires Michael Eisner and generic names Atlantic, Northeast, Saturday's provincial year'sOUAAchampion. team the Pacific divisions. At from nerof the women's race was Olym- members, running of Dis- Central and Waterloo, runners key Wayne Huzienga, owners many their didn't named the take week off. Paula Shnurr. Hawks hope to improve on Blockbuster least they get schools chose to a pian ney and Video, came the for Laurier OUAA from last Mickey, Donald and Pluto Though a number of schools were Leading way standing year. knocking. Goofy, Jeff Beech With these two hurt it could be a divisions. Laurier was the only once again was placing Then the league had lots of represented, 2nd univer- tall but it's not out of reach. With we have a Ontario school be Bth overall and order, us realignment to fully among plans forexpansion. As a result, repre-

SCOREBOARD

OUAA Football OUAA Rugby Division II

Team GP w L Pts Team GP w L Pts

1 CARLETON Ravens 7 6 12 WESTERN 7 6 1 12 Mustangs LAURIER GOLDEN HAWKS 7 6 1 12 7 112 TORONTO Mustangs 6 RMC Redmen 7 5 2 10 10 LAURIER GOLDEN HAWKS 7 5 2 TORONTO Blues 7 346 7 3 8 GUELPH Gryphons 4 TRENT Nationals 7 l 6 2 WINDSOR Lancers 7 4 6 3 BROCK Badgers 7 0 7 0 WATERLOO Warriors 7 3 4 6

MCMASTER Marauders 7 l 6 2

YORK Yeomen 7 o 7 0 Football Results for Oct. 23 1993

TORONTO Blues 28 GUELPH Gryphons 10 LAURIER GOLDEN HAWKS 19 YORK Yeomen 7 OU AA Men's Soccer West Division WESTERN Mustangs 43 MCMASTER Marauders 7 WINDSOR Lancers 11 WATERLOO Warriors 4

Team GP W L T Pts CIAU Football Ten WINDSOR Lancers 12 8 2 2 18 Top

MCMASTER Marauders 12 6 3 3 15 1. SAINT MARY'S Huskies GUELPH Gryphons 12 4 3 5 13 2. WESTERN MUSTANGS WESTERN Mustangs 12 6 6 0 12 3. TORONTO BLUES LAURIER GOLDEN HAWKS 12 4 5 3 11 4. ÜBC Thunderbirds BROCK Badgers 12 3 7 2 8 5. CALGARY Dinosaurs WATERLOO Warriors 12 2 7 3 7 6. BISHOP'S Gaiters

7. LAURIER GOLDEN HAWKS

8. MCGILL Reamen

9. ACADIA Axemen OWIAA Women's Soccer West Division 10. GUELPH GRYPHONS

Team GP W L T Pts OUAA ATHLETE OF THE WEEK

Name: Tim Tindale LAURIER GOLDEN HAWKS 12 8 0 4 20 Team: WESTERN MUSTANGS Football MCMASTER Marauders 12 6 2 4 16 Position: Running back WESTERN Mustangs 12 5 3 4 14 WINDSOR Lancers 12 4 3 13 5 OWIAA ATHLETE OF THE WEEK GUELPH Gryphons 12 4 6 2 10

BROCK Badgers 12 3 7 2 8 Name: Darcel Wright WATERLOO Athenas 12 0 9 3 3 Team: RYERSON Basketball

Achievement: 56 points in one game to

break OWIAA and CIAU record 12 SPORTS THE CORD Thursday, October 28, 1993 Club Hawks in finals

SMITH TED intense game was played very well by both teams, as Cord Sports can be derived from the relatively close score. In the

their for The Laurier Rugby Hawks finished regular end, however, our Hawks proved to be too much season this past weekend the only way they know the Blues and they succumbed to our devastating how. Once again, for the sixth consecutive time, the punishment. their for Varsity team and the Club team swept oppo- As the playoffs, we have both good and bad

trounced the Blues The bad is the fact nents in convincing style, as they news. news that, despite our with scores of 18-0 and 21-10. The celebration did Varsity team ended the season with 6 consecutive not quit until Joltin' Joe put one over the fence at wins and a 6-1 record, they will see no playoff action.

SkyDome. TheCarleton Ravens, whoalso have a 6-1 record, beat Hawk forwards Hawks in the first of the and will In theVarsity game, the superior our game year

Ist added a little black to the Blues. With the exception therefore go on to play the winner of the Division,

most of the was in the and move while our season is over. of a few plays, game played up, Varsity will be Toronto halfof the field. Carrying a 5-0 lead into the The Club team, on the other hand, going

OUAA finals for second in second half, our Hawks tightened up their play to to the the year a row. They

for their ended their with 6-0-1 record and will shutout the Blues, and add 13 more points, season a play

of This last in the final in two weeks time. It is known who first and only shutout the year. was the not yet

for of the and wish their is. The team will be to game at Laurier many players we opponent looking avenge 6-3 loss of last and good luck and good riddance to those graduating. their heartbreaking year are do that. whoever The Club team had a much harder time with the preparing right now to just But our

where Blues than did the Varsity, although, in the end, a win opponent is, there is no whereto run, no to hide, This when the Hawks down Varsity Hawks settle for second in division. File pic was still put up in the plus column. hard-hitting, come crashing on you. Lady Hawks Season over get iced byYork

JIM ELKINS goal as time ran out.

Cord time in Sports The Hawks wasted no

Team in the third The Lady Hawks Hockey tying the game period

took to the ice for the first time this by scoring two quick goals. Lisa

exhibition Benneri took from Linda year in an game against a pass

the York Yeowomenat York Uni- Sanders and filled the mesh at 44

versity. seconds. Less than one minute

York drew first blood at 2:50 later Jill Chalmers combined with

and followed in the first period up Amy Massi to tie the Yeowomen.

with another goal four minutes At 3:40 in the third, the Hawks

Beth wide with which York later. Riley swung took a holding penalty

the puck and put a pass on Linda wasted no time in capitalizing on

it Sanders' stick who flipped over allowing them to go ahead. York

a sprawling York goalie putting scored one more time in the third

Laurier on the board at 9:26. The period to finish off the Hawks with

Hawks killed Hawks took a retaliatory penalty a score of 5-3. The

seconds late in the of high sticking just seven off one more penalty

later which was killed by an excel- third period.

Laurier defence. the lent Just to let you know,

Yeowomen struck have home - The The again women a new

in the second period to stretch Bubble, a new coach - Stephen

their lead to 3-1. Laurier pulled Thomson and are now a Varsity

their goalie with twelve seconds Team. Come out this Sunday at 9

left in the and on the and cheer the ladies period put pm on as they

extra attacker. Lady Hawk Nicole face off against St. Mary's in the

denied Dekort scored but was the first game of the regular season.

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by Terry Grogan

PART SIX: As I in to the shakes, his pink, sweat-soaked face with sary for the existence of shadowy collapsed my seat, get shuddering

Clinton sat back in his "SOCRATIC DIALOGUE his monogrammed handkerchief, darkness,,#" » \ sighing, uncontrollably. "Fisher... President Bill Clinton chair, and to the sweat "Sarah... Sarah... Sarah... WITH BILL CLINTON" mumbling incoherently: was, began pat

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Clinton was down patting because light was neces- hissed. started deliver shining friend," I But then I go and a speech. 14 AMNESTY FEATURE

LAURIE ALISON QUAlTROCCHI Corrl Features Every year, scores of countries around the world illegally detain, torture and murder their citizens. Various other types of human rights violations attend these more seri­ Jt' s better tg ous abuses. Amnesty International is a world-wide human rights or­ ganization based on the belief that such human rights violations are not natural, are not inevitable, and can be stopped through action and 1i~bt ii <;ii,dle education. Amnesty International began in 1961 when British Lawyer Peter Benenson read about two Portu­ guese students sentenced to seven years in jail merely for raising their tbii" tg <;'-lrse glasses in a toast to freedom. Benenson became eager to know how ordinary people could con­ vince the Portuguese government (as well as other governments) to release victims of such clear injus­ tbe diirk,ess tice. To this end, Benenson began a Chinese proverb one year campaign to focus atten­ tion on the two Portuguese prison­ ers and other so-called "prisoners of conscience." In May of 1961, the London Observer carried a full page appeal by Benenson entitled "The Forgot­ ten Prisoners". His appeal was based on article 18 and 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights which lay down the right of freedom of thought, conscience, and religion, and the right to freedom of opinion and expression (see all 30 Articles of the Universal Declara­ tion of Human Rights outlined on this page). The response to this article wa~ so positive that prisoner 'adoption' groups were fornted in over a dozen O'Bornsaw countries. What had been a small -In July, campaign evolved into a global riors erected human rights movement called Quebec to Amnesty International. to extend a The work of Amnesty is mainly ancestral l focused on four concerns regarding Mohawks. the protection of the rights of pris­ was brought oners. Firstly, Amnesty Interna­ by ::>eJ:IICllllDq tional seeks the release of all "pris­ inggroupof oners of conscience," those indi­ to the army. viduals who have neither used nor Those advocated violence and were jailed for simply expressing their beliefs. Secondly, Amnesty Interna­ tional works for fair and prompt trials for all political prisoners and on behalf of such people detained without charge or trial. Thirdly, Amnesty opposes tqe death penalty and torture or other cruel, inhuman, or degrading pun­ ishment<; of all prisoners, without reservation. Finally, Amnesty International works towards ending "disappear­ WH ERE.,S HOPE THERE.. S LIFE ances" (a state terror tactic in which individuals vanish after being taken over 4,200 local groups which, at offending govemment requesting In recognition oftheseacli into official custody) as well as any one time, are at work on behalf the release of a prisoner, informa­ ments, Amnesty Internatiollli ending extra-judicial executions of 4,000 to 5,000 cases of known or tion on a prisoner, or that the hu­ ceived the Nobel Prize for Pe (state-sanctioned executions). possible prisoners of conscience. man rights of the prisoners be ob­ 1977. Today, Amnesty International The local organizations are the served. Individuals can become has more than 1,100,000 members foot soldiers of Amnesty Interna­ In carrying out these actions, volved with the work of A1111 in over 150 countries. There are tional. They promptly write to the Amnesty International is completely Intemational by becoming 1 Amnesty International impartial. It does not support or educated and responsive to gil has started a letter oppose any government or political human rights abuses, and by system. Nor does it necessarily tacting a local or regional braocl support or oppose the views of the Amnesty International and beet prisoners whose rights it seeks to ing a member. protect. It is solely concerned with Interested individuals can the protection of the human rights tact a number of Amnesty Ioiii involved in each case. tiona) organizations across CaDI As a consequence of its actions, including an organization ba Amnesty International has contrib­ Wilfrid Laurier. uted to the release of thousands of Although letter-writing is prisoners of conscience around the core of Amnesty Internation~ world. Moreover, Amnesty Inter­ tivities, fund-raising and cou. national has prompted the media, nity education is equally i• politicians and the public to pay taut. Any questions rcga~ increasing attention to human rights Amnesty International in gea violations within other countries as or the local Laurier club cu well as within their own. directed to David Ray at 885-41 AMNESTY FEATURE 15

lAURIE NEWMAN of Human Rights (See Articles on Core:/ Features this page), led Amnesty Interna­ Most governments around the tional representatives to Quebec to world, including the Canadian gov­ investigate these charges. ernment, are quick to proclaim the 1991 necessity for defending interna­ - On September 26, 1991, ~ tiona! human rights. Canada, how­ Charles N g and Joseph Kindler were ever, is one of many nations which extradited to the United States. applies double standards to the up­ Charles Ng was wanted on murder holding of human rights. The truth charges in California and Joseph is that the Canadian government Kindler was already under a Penn­ has violated human rights against sylvania death sentence. e its own citizens. The result of this The Canadian government did hypocrisy here at horne, has put not request assurances from the Canada in the Amnesty Interna­ U.S. that the death penalty would tional Annual Report. on human not be imposed or carried out once rights violations for the last three the men were extradited. Amnesty years ina row. A summary of these International appealed to the Cana­ e violations are listed below. diangovernment and submitted tha! 1990 the death penalty was a violation of -Lee Robert O'Bomsawin, an human rights. American Aboriginal, faced possi­ 1992 ble extradition from Canada to - Two men, both Chinese Florida where he was wanted for immigrants, alleged that first degree murder. Once con­ they were. mistreated by victed, he would face the death members of the Vancou­ penalty. ver Police Emergency Re- )Verb Amnesty International is sponse Team during a raid --~lias tfie rigfit to life, aEerty amftfie unconditionally opposed to on their house in February. yerson. · any cruel or inhuman punish- A video tape shows officers jtrtick4 ment, such as the death pen­ kicking and punching a :No one sfia{( 6e sCavery ana tfie srav alty, and works for its man as he lay on the atr tfietr forms. worldwide abolition. ground. J\rtiCkS Anmesty Interna­ A Regional :No OM slia«6e subjecteato torture or to cnut; tional wrote to the Crown Council infium.an or degrading treatment oryunisliment. investigation as jtrtic{e6 well as a police in- ternal inquiry con­ cluded that the FloEida, unless the force used state offered assur- against the two ances that he would men was reasonable. not be sentenced to death. None of the officers in­ The Canadian govern­ volved were charged or dis­ ment, in violation of its own ban ciplined for their actions. on the death penalty, proceeded Amnesty International con­ I with the extradition of tacted the B.C. Police and drew O'Bomsawin. attention to international standards -In July, armed Mohawk War­ on police use of force, including riors erected a blockade in Oka, the UN Code of Conduct for Law Quebec to protest a town proposal Enforcement Officials and the UN to extend a local golf course on to Basic Principles on the Use afForce ancestral land claimed by the and Firearms. Mohawks. The Canadian army At the international level, most was brought in on September 1 and Canadians enjoy seeing themselves by September 26, the last remain­ as a defender of human rights. This ing group of protesters surrendered view has become a fundamental to the army. aspect of the Canadian identity, but Those arrested during the con­ the last three years have under­ frontation alleged that they were mined this assumption. ill-treated by Quebec police and The Canadian government has some stated they were initially de­ shown a lack of consistent commit­ nied access to lawyers. ment to fundamental human rights Angus Jacobs, one of those ar- as listed in the Universal Declara­ rested, claimed that in August, he tion of Human Rights as well as in was arrested by two plain clothed our own Charter of Rights and members of the Surete du Quebec Freedoms. By violating human .(SQ), and taken to a farm where rights within its own borders, they repeatedly kicked and beat him. Canada undermines any legitimacy \ Ronald Cross also alleged he it might have for exposing and end­ was kicked and beat by members of ing human rights abuses of a far 1. Xv~one lias tlie rf.gfit to freecfom of m.ove­ t ami resiaence witlitn tfie 6oraers of eacli IFE the SQ after he had surrendered. more severe nature outside of its State. • Medical reports and photographs boundaries. The improvement of 2. XveryDMiias tlie rigli.t to {eave any coun­ . . are consistent with this allegation. human rights at the global level try, inctudine liis own, to return to, li.is country. ) f t h esc ac hJeve- Th . . fA . . ', e c1 ear v1o 1atwn o rt1c 1es 5, 6 , requires that Canadians first bring jtrt{c{e 14 1 ~te~atJopna r~- , and 7 of the Universal Declaration an end to violations at home. J. Xveryone li.a.s tlie ri9fit to seei anato ertfOll nze 10r eace m1 '~ r------. in otlier countries asy{um from yersecution.(:J{aitian refug_ees) 2. '11iis riglit may_ not 'lie invoieain tfie case of an become in­ "Through its activity for the defence of human worth against yr9secutiuns genu-inef!y arising from non:Po{itica( ork of Amnesty degrading treatment, violence and torture, Amnesty International has cnmes or from acts contrary (o tfi.e yuryose ana yrinciyfes of tlie 'Unitea :Natwns. >ecoming more contributed to securing the ground for freedom, for justice, and J\rtick 15 msive to global thereby also for peace in the world." 1. 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and extramarital affairs in- state that "fire is fun." At six RONNY WATT losses, their children will have able to listen to. I was appalled to gages years for who of the has not reached Cord Entertainment died in vain. see one of the kid's fathers on steadof looking teenagers age, boy yet

of and should not the televisioncondemning JudasPriest be in the middle of the the reason, Anyone else as sick as I am of the Case in point; two teenag- may lying age The died. have been to understand a few and them murderers. Get a dark road. boys expected increasing blame of juvenile acts ers who committed suicide calling received the the occurrence he caused. after listened to and take a hard look So Walt Disney tragic on the entertainmentindustry? I'm years ago having grip, pal, long of arise: was his Priest album. Do their that child's environment. blame. with some The questions "why the first to admit that Hollywood a Judas at Surprisingly, nastiest Dis- television not moni- us some foot- the lawyers around, viewing guru's and their musical counter- parents really expect to believe Similarly, teenage did he have decided to cut the at tored?" and these kids were well raised ball went to seen the re- scene "why parts are nearly as sleazy as that players ney fire That Walt cost to themselves in order access to dangerous potential backroom political decision mak- and well adjusted? they were cent Disney (Touchstone great Dis- starters?" concerns, but the American Dream with- Pictures) film The Program. One to avoid further controversy. Legitimate ers, but they are not responsible living is are until in the movie shows decision was In no the simple answer parents for injuries and deaths brought out a care in the world they scene some ney's wrong.

not and never will be infallible. record? These on a highway's should have accepted about by kids who can't tell the played this poor boys lying way they centreline while and buses for these Unlike the Judas Priest and difference between fantasy and kids obviously had emotional cars responsibility tragic the kids deaths. How could who have the incidents, this time The unfortunate of to with. Andwho's race them, bringing boys Program reality. parents problems begin by do bear of their lives. This lived for been una- the producers responsibil- these victims their fault was that? Abso- within inches umpteen years further prove Society's? of the fictional characters' Entertainment to be viewed by It would antic howmuch ware ity. shortcomings by imparting the lutely. Parents'? Possibly. apparently proved balls had. of the make believe children under the of reason blame to take more than a short column and they So, course, carefully planned age on others (any others) "heroics"? needs be adminis- of to who watched the film de- to responsibly avoid accepting responsibility for my knowledge psychology guys cided it would be At the risk of sounding hypo- tered. To end on a happier note, a their lack of parenting skill. discover all the matters that may exceptionally Butthead saved her to re-enact the situa- critical, the Beavus and girl recently en- I don't feel happy in attacking have contributed to the concerns intelligent young from a house fire after tion. As it turns there were no is not the same as the tire family these people, especially since they about life these guys must have out, controversy the the dinosaur, to directors the real two previous examples. This is Barney, annoying must be experiencing grief, terri- had, but the only certain fact be choreographing set warned her to wake her it was not life scene and there were no Hol- case where a six old boy parents ble grief that, God-willing, the acknowledged is that year if she smelled smoke. fault of musi- stunt men the cars. his house ablaze, killing his little immediately rest of us will never know. But the some scruffy lywood driving doeslive The drivers flesh and blood sister. He torched the house after Sometimes everyone until they learn to accept at least cians who simply released an al- were after. about their mort- hearing the MTV animated critics happily ever partial responsibility for their bum that they considered pleasur- people thinking 18 ENTERTAINMENT THE CORD Thursday, October-28,. 1993.

Swacked has good Summer

their first album with the group ANDREW HOPPER name and title "SWACKED- Long Cord Entertainment Hot Summer" in the summer of

It was a ten piece band and they all 1993 their record by own company met not knowing what would be- Collusion Records.

come of it. But theirambiance and They are playing with darker wisdom professional is going to moods, sounds and lyrics. For

strive them to the of their class. top example the song "Live or Die" is It all started in 1986 when about a pep talk to a suicidal Tony Bender, Dale Hancocks, friend. All their songs have a de- Drew Ness and Andrew Tibbetts finitive sound and really display a all WLU and were studying at met lot of positive meaning and feel- of Laurier's at one most success- ing. Personally I have not listened ful live events called the Tamiae to their CD, but getting the pleas- talent night. They got together ure to see them live was a real

band called and formed a ten piece treat.

Moniker Idiot Savent. Anyway, a Now what makes this band

few of the members left to in is that play very special they are all the comedian Phantom, act as a or Laurier Alumni, they have good

work for P & G etc. But left they and work well financial support as

on terms with the good original a group. members. The initial band corc Basically Tibbetts (Lead and was sort of "fun goofy" while writes Singer) a song and the band of music. playing heavy types develops it together. It's never a broke that They away from style one sided band. Also each of the

and decided to change their image band members have intense musi-

completely. cal backgrounds with either BA's

In the of 1991, the band which is at Laurier. ideas. You will better results spring or diplomas in various musical appealing. ager get and decided to get semi-serious fields. Hancocks is just tremendous One thing to keep in mind with creativity. around with ideas. their played some Tibbit is front on He's also an audio about this band is have Hot Summer is avail- a very good guitar. they Long wanted to write some and the has a BBA from Laurier own & defined sound. able at HMV for $15.00. I They songs, man on vocals performs to engineer, unique They highly

work on them in front crowd if he inside of of and law Drew Ness are not cats. This is recommend this CD and would them, play as gets each a degree. fits copy really

of a crowd and get a in well fine bassist and if want to be suc- this band live for a response. his listeners. He basically gets very as a a important you suggest seeing

This was well received front with cessful because can't be if full of the band's tal- response your attention very quickly. He's great man P.R. experi- you you appreciation and further record they went on to distinct ence. He also is the Liaison Man- do covers or follow someone else's ents. got a very singing style

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Phil's filled with Static

material their new to the anxious the intelligent listener. Yet, their

DAN GOLDIE crowd. Several the far from to songs later, songs are inaccessible

and IAN TROUT band to the that paused inform audi- anyone simply appreciates an Cord Entertainment ence of their recently signed three- infectious melody.

that are album deal with Sire Imagine your earphones Records. The Over their twelve year history climb deal the big enough to into. Now, offers 'statics an opportu- the band has released three al-

able to feel the music the American and bums. 1987 the launch of imagine being nity to broach saw

walk international you're listening to as you markets. their recording career with the

inside. if at around Well, youwere As the show continued, the independent album Greatest Hits, last Phil's Bar and Grill Wednes- Rheostatics established an intimate which sported memorable tracks

the and with their audi- like "Ditch and"The Ballad day for Rheostatics show, then easy rapport Pigs"

have. ence. In between discussions of of Wendel Clark". re- you probably already Melville, At eleven o'clock, the the federal election and inquiries leased by Intrepid Records in 1991,

Rheostatics took the and into the of the forward in stage score Jays game, signalled a giant leap

played an incredible set that lasted fans were encouraged to interact their sound. Favourite tracks in- nearly two and a half hours. The with the band. Mellowing out clude "Horses" and an epic ver- music instantly grabbed the audi- during "Palomar", the 'statics sion of Gordon Lightfoot's "The

attention and crouched their ence's full never gave to knees and initi- Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald".

to Fans ated sit-down. But theRheostatics it a reason waver. were a general as Only one year later,

chord guided through an emotional roller soon as the first of "Self released Whale Music, titled after

coaster with songs performed from Serve Gas Station" floatedinto the the cult novel by Toronto author

all three Rheostatics albums. Lis- air, the intensity of both band and Paul Quarrington. It provides fans

the show also the crowd returned in full force. The with close minutes of teners at were to seventy from first to hear material a new, Rheostatics concluded their three- music spanning seventeen unbe-

album. As with lievable tracks. the band recently completed song encore a tempestuous Currently,

Head". the soundtrack Dave Bidini was fond of saying, rendition of "Shaved is completing for Rheostatics sound off. Pic: Dan Goldie

"The hits kept coming and from Etobicoke, the the motion picture based than just Hailing upon where we play the classic hits and they are at least better most

Rheostatics are a strong new force Quarrington's novel. new...". bands. Mr Morris' coming... only the best of the But new Canadian in album-oriented ALL The Rheostatics opened with Canadian mu- CALLING reflect this have you ever heard them play a comments tend to sen- rendition of "Cali- sic. the brilliant fusion an emotional Through RHEOSTATICS FANS... Rheostatics song? Well the fact of timent. Furthermore, Y95 plays

fornia Dreamline"; a from of instrument and character the If have ever listened to the other bands "sound". song you the matter is that they have never with a similar

their last album Whale Music. band a lush that radio station Y95, then have Pink paints soundscape you (nor do they intend to) played any- The Beatles and Floyd are They then to introduce grabs the attention of probably heard their slogan, "Y95, proceeded immediately thing by the Rheostatics. Accord- two examples of bands that get air

ing to Paul Morris, programming play on Y95 and have an eclectic Hillbillies director at the classic rock station, sound that is both rich and intense. Beverly just plain "The Rheostatics have eclectic If believe that silly an (as you many do)

sound that is too rich and intense the Rheostatics should be played TANYA KING not those of who Jed. Erika Eleniak very good; you fame) plays we in- for our format here at Y95. For on Y95, then urge you to Cord Entertainment saw Crocodile Dundee their Under (is (Baywatch, Siege) plays wouldn't to form Mr. Paul Morris of instance, you expect your Most of remember the out there who has not Rob Schneider us Beverly seen daughter Elly May. in between Bad He be anyone hear them wedged views. can reached at from will find that watch- Hillbillies re-runs. Theorigi- it?), they were (Saturday Night Live) and Lea Main Company and LeonardSky narrd.". (905) 521-9900 or 875 St nal TV show aired from 1962- the same and the same To the ing jokes Thompson (Back Future) Well, what the hell's with that?!? W, Hamilton, Ont, LB5-4RI. 1971. There all that in this the villains. Mr. were 274 episodes material appeared play Drysdale of all First all, the Rheostatics are Perhaps if we express our com- based on a bunch of movie over and over. It came and Miss were newly-rich right Hathaway played Canadian tal- we can the a phenomenal new mitment, get hillbillies from Arkansas who de- down to using the same "that ain't by Dabney Coleman and Lily Y95. ent. If they are not the best, then Rheostatics played on cided Hills. this is knife" with to move to Beverly a knife, a joke, Tomlin. A special note to original The Clampetts became instant a gun. Even the plot (girl wants to fans; none of the above characters In Utero keeps house-hold his and T.V. names. Their silly marry rich man for money resembled their predecessors

and fit into the be be- all. In the who adventures struggles to wedding must stopped at fact, only one urban society became T.V. his- fore the priest says"I now pro- came near her original character Nirvana from falling into tory. nounce you man and wife), has was Cloris Leachman as Granny.

been done You will The character Now, they are back, this time over and over. one improvement in movie form. For the original find yourself counting how many from the T.V. show came in a sophmore slump series times have be- Diedrich Bader He television watchers there is you seen this plot as Jethro. to this disc fore. Some makes Jethro than he KEVIN BLACK several listenings you some of the old (the joke about jokes were so goofier ever Cord Entertainment will find his infernally annoying trying to figure out why they hear repetitious that the audience did was on T.V. and he was by far the It looks like Nirvana will continue and twisted stu- bells time not utter character who made lyrics dancing every someone shows up even a slight giggle. only really release head. the is that to remain popular with the pidly in at front door, and the famous It interesting one me laugh. your buried to head in/ of their highly anticipated new "I am my theme song), and for those who movie could contain so Many people in the theatre up In Utero. This will undoubt- flies/I take did not famous to to disc, Contradictionary pride watch the original there is many appeared be trying like

cause some frustration to the as the of illiterature." Basi- some the movie for the sake of edly king of the new (car phones and names. Jim but if Kurt Cobain wouldn't this is Cobain's L.A. (of to their love of band, cally, lyrical style, freeway gun fire). Original Varney trying justify

write such then as he describes it in the watchers will notice that the house Ernest the T.V. show to the good pop songs, song, His laden is they wouldn't have this trouble. In "Very Ape." lyrics are different; the original series younger members of the the "Serve the Serv- with sarcasm, and house has been re-modelled and crowd, but even the most opening song, irony word-play ants", Kurt admits that and he enjoys cleverly twisting no longer resembles the original die hard fan of the Beverly "Teenage has but and ideas around but Hillbillies would have angst paid off well," he ordinary phrases Clampett estate, good news, an a adds that "Now I'm bored and until they as only rhyming exact replica of the original hard time trying to con- appear old." Nirvana truck in the vince that this is Yes, Nirvana are bored with nonsense. Thankfully, Clampett appears anyone the has been in- music, scene gracious enough to movie. a really good movie. grunge grunge unwanted role clude the within the and their as some lyrics handy- The movie is the new project album booklet. This is of as the dandy an for director Penelope type "grunge-celebrities", excellent idea for sarcasm and vision of sing- Sphe e r is apocalyptic group

Will Have Her Nirvana must be a 40 (Wayne's Frances Farmer alongs. Top

indicates: since their sound so World). Revenge On Seattle "Its tease, songs Th so relieving to know that you're good, but lyrically, Kurt often e w to be radio station's movie leaving as soon as you get paid" seems daring

is and "She'll come back as fire, to to play his songs. Songs such as

burn all the liars, and leave a blan- "Rape Me" and "Heart-Shaped

ket of ash on the ground." Box", leave the listener feeling where such Musically, it is everything you unsettled, wondering

would expect from a Nirvana disc. anger and contempt is directed.

has The Kurt to sort Producer Steve Albini given closest comes any

In Utero an over-all rawer sound of emotional satisfaction in his

than 1991's Nevermind, which is songs is the smirking, 'ignorance

good since that album sounded is bliss'-type philosophy of is done/But much too clean. Kurt's coarse "Dumb": "The day

vocals the from I'm think I'm cover range moan- having fun/I dumb/

ing and mumbling to screaming Or maybe just happy." Definitely

and wailing. However, it is the words to live by. Whatever else In

Utcro be, it's funfor lyrics of Cobain's songs which may certainly

make them so damn catchy. After the whole family! Go buy it. •» *r » 112 i->re '» >1 <« « 4 r * rr, »

20 ENTERTAINMENT THE CORD Thursday, October7B,' f993

has its advantages. For instance, it's not

shitty American piss-water beer that they

drink in the Phillies and it dugout isn't a cooler. Compared to last week's Maxi-

mum Ice and its 34 ÜBUs, PC Draft has

a mere 24 but that's ÜBUs just as much as

that BEER any regular beer costs more.

chat One feature unexpected that was re-

ally impressive about PC Draft was that

Tom Dabek and Evan few Bailey after just a hours a dozen PC Drafts

Cord Entertainment had made their into miraculously way our

stomachs in there Not enough money for real beer? Hey, try a (and they stayed too). But what about side effects discount beer and get more bang for your you may ask?

buck. President's Choice Draft beer fits that Well, no walking into walls or violent

Vietnam but somehow the category nicely. Now, we hate to give flashbacks,

to Dave Nichols as much earth's seemed to be- money as anyone gravitational pull it been earlier else but since his fat head isn't on the label come stronger than had in

and decide the and we're poor thirsty we to give day.

it Another measure of beer is a try. important Draft Weighing in at $12.50 for a twelve and its IQ, or intoxicant quotient. PC

it has normal a five on a scale of $24.95 for a box an edge over scores just measly IQ Draft scored four beer. But what does it taste like? Sure it is ten. PC would have a

is but since it's cheap but hell, so piss and raw sewage. inexpensive we thought Opening the first bottle proved that it did what the hell, let's give it a five. We smell like beer and not like Hwy 401 in believe that PC Draft has its place in the beer in be- Guelph during 'fertilizerseason'. Sincebeer industry (and our stomachs) of it's 'no shittier than other is meant to be guzzled and not inhaled, a cause any

beer' taste and low But before taste test seemed like the logical next step. price . you

PC Draft be It passed the first test; the beer was good start buying regularly sure and other discount brands that enough to warrant expending the energy to try some

twist off the But let's break we'll be at a later date. cap. not our legs reviewing think of ourselves doing cartwheels just yet. Since we like to as PC Draft is decent tasting like lots of 'the people's connoisseurs', feel free to

a box of beer would like to see other beers, but it just isn't good enough to bring a you

other beers. reviewed the Cord offices and we'll be compete on taste alone with to HKnEKHK to it for Sure it's easy to blast PC Draft but hey, it happy guzzle....er....review you.

Big Bob's Bargin Bin of Bad Advice

SCOTT McKAY

Cord Entertainment

BOB hates admit I do the odd a and As much as to it, like sweet treat. Being rat all, some

two week people think that sweets are beyond rats. But hey, you try chewing on some

old dead in and tell the wouldn't For sea gull floating a sewer me sweets taste good. many

BIG BOB has had that has tickled his than And years one sweet thing fancy more once. about that field three manholes down. I am not talking cute mouse I'm talkin' Jello. This wonderful gift to the world by the Gelatin Gods has passed m™ all and other of bodies at another over of our tongues many parts our one point or

lives. is in of colours flavours throughout our It quick to make, comes a rainbow and down...never mind. and has that neat jiggle to it like the cute field mouse

BIG BOB has led life of and I have learned is that a learning one thing anything can

for what it intended for. Jello is the makers be used more than was no exception! Sure,

of this product do not advertise the versatility of this dancing dessert - for if they did the market would skyrocket beyond their production levels allowing others to fill the

these Trust gaps in the market. BOB knows things. me!

is the it and becomes a solid from a The best part of this product neat way sets up feature be liquid. A feature that even the top scientists are baffled by. This can exploited

exercise little those damn roommates that insist on and put to use to a revenge on staying

all noise and Follow for instructions from up night, making drinking tequila. along easy ADVICE! BIG BOB - PURVEYOR OF BAD

First acquire, either by theft or purchase, five boxes of lemon flavoured Jello. Next it boil for bit dump those five boxes of Jello into about two cups of boiling water. Let a

bathroom. What ask? Patience little one. and then take it into the next you Revenge Qn of into the toilet and that roommate is worth taking time. Now pour the whole pot liquid

bit. This have those that make the toilet stir for a little will work even if you one of things

of A bowl blue. Minutes later you are the proud owner one huge happcnin' piss pot! movable mass! A dancing dumpster! A jiggling' Johnny-on-the-Spot!

remembered the before this since it be a bit I hope you to use facility activity, may difficult at this point. Now wait, sit back and relax. Those swilling slimeballs will come out of their cave

head to the all well the smell of the lemon Jello, eventually and straight can. If works like that of tequila and lemons, will bring them to their weak knees in a mouth-filling

of will have the chuck in the toilet and when wave nausea. Hopefully, they decency to

- - barf they do KERSPLASH PUKE IN THEIR FACE. They may as well on a trampoline. The stuff bounces off like police brutality charges in L.A.. This will put from when those sludgehumans right in their place. Be careful not to puke laughing you

hear the screams.

this be clear Even if the Alternatives to can to use gelatin. target

individual isn't being sick other objects will still bounce off

the gelatin. If they have to relieve themselves in a number

two fashion the deposit will sit on top of the gelatin.

When they flush the toilet the water will lift the

deposit over the edge of the toilet and throw it to the

floor. Instant Shit Tsunami! Ei-

winner. ther arc a yoj uiumnai way you

A little hot water will

return the gelatin product

back to it's boring liquid

state so that normal

flushing may resume. Have fun and WITHDJROCKINROD

laugh at your room-

mates. There is more

where they came MARSLAND DRIVE WATERLOO from. October 28, 1993 .EMTERTAJNMKNT 21 THE,CORD x Thursday, Into Cambodia's Civil War

and of that John Del Vecchio the Khmer goings-on a particular con- right now M. Vathana, escapes

flict. John M. Del Vecchio is favourite and her mission to WAR won my writer, even though Rouge begins great praise for his first novel, The he has only written twobooks. His aid the thousands of war refugees that 13th Valley, which put the reader writing is powerful, compelling are produced by the conflict. middle of madness is in the boots of an American sol- and absorbing, always keeping the In the the an

STORY dier in Vietnam. His second book reader satisfied until the last American Forces lieuten- page. Special

takes the reader into the horrors So the bias. John who is of please excuse personal ant, Sullivan, assigned "RAMBO" JAYSON the civil war in Cambodia. For the Sake of All Living to be an advisor to the Cambodian

GEROUX Forthe the Khmer Sake ofAll LivingThings Things is a novel that takes place military fighting Cord Entertainment by John M. Del Vecchio in Cambodia during the civil war Rouge.

it can be of value to the Bantam Del Vecchio's is domi- Sometimes 800k5,790 pages that occurred there throughout the story

historian to read novels of the reader is taken military ($29.50) 1970'5, as seen through the eyes nating as

fiction to understand the events the lives of these four of To begin, I will tell you all a Cambodian family ripped apart through

by the struggle. The father of this characters as they struggle to sur-

is farmer the that in family, Chhuon, a simple vive genocide occurs

and teacher, whose life and world the fighting. Incredibly brutal and

is turned violently upside down unrelenting, Del Vecchio does not

when the Khmer his as the reader What's Rouge (a guer- sugarcoat writing Happening? that is able to see the horrific effects of rilla movement fanatically

nation and its A murdered an estimated 2 million war on a people. UW Film the Chinese film TwoActresses histori- Socicty presents (aka Stage — if have a weak Vecchio includes several Cambodians and destroyed the warning you at 7:00 in UW East Hall Rm. 1219. Sisters) tonight Campus not read this cal summations J.L. country in the process) sweep into stomach do book, as (prepared by Gentlemen Prefer Blondes is at Center in the being performed tonight and the does rather a for The Wash- his village force him to serve story get graphic. Sullivan, reporter at 8:00. Square that cover the Khmer Rouge leaders. If, however, you do want to see the ington News-Times) and the at UW at Eric's Trip Grasshopper play Bombshelter tonight human condition and its the of the conflict which Chhuon's 11-year old son, war at years are

8:00 this novel will show the for the histo- Samnang, is kidnapped, brain- worst, you very helpful military and John the blues at Lulu's Oct. 30. Buddy Guy Mayall get on and into of modern rian interested in the Cambodian washed, transformed a sickness military con- The Rankin hoedown -Center in the on Nov. 1 at 7:00. and Family Square soulless killer for the Khmer flict. holocaust civil war. Overall, of Woldemar Neufeld and Sharon exhibit The works Epstein are on Rouge. Chhuon's daughter, Along with the story Del an excellent, powerful book. and at the Homer Watson House Gallery Charitable Foundation from Nov. 4 to Dec. 12. Not hot air The at Volcano Nov. 4. WLU Wind Ensemble: with Outcasts are the just Strange Days openers

Bob's Yer Uncle have their family reunion at the Volcano Nov. 5.

of but Dancemakers will be performing Chronicles of a Simple Life at the marked contrast to the exuberance Bernstein,

Theatre the of Waterloo Nov. 5 8:00. JUANITA WOOTTON it took little time for the mood of the Humanties at University on at a appropriate

Nov. Cord Entertainment be established. The solemn "Lawrence" Gowan is at Lulu's on 6. piece to pavane played by

There is certain thrill of in Michael Neve the Cathy Miller sings at Phil's on Nov. 7 at 7:30. a anticipation performing on euphonium was masterfully

The K-W Symphony/ Canadian Chamber Ens. perform Baroque and music. The excitement and the tension that comes performed. The theme was then augmented by warm

of the Arts UW Nov. 10. with into the unknown is lure for chords from the woodwinds and lower brass section. Beyond at the Theatre at on taking a leap a many the Center in the musicians. The sound of Lori Dewan's Canadian icon Gordon Lightfoot croons at Square brilliant trumpet playing

The of faith was real for James soared above the ensemble with beautiful on Nov. 11 at 8:00. leap especially clarity.

is the Schuman's decision leave the unresolved Liquid Bone Dance get down at the Volcano Nov. 11. Kalyn at Sunday's concert (Oct. 17). Kalyn to piece

exhibition of is conductor for the WLU Wind added the tension and emotion evoked this A photographic Marion Campbell's work on display new Ensemble, replac- to by Michael who is sabbatical this music. at the Robert Lanocn Gallery here at W.L.U. until Nov. 12. ing Purves-Smith, on challenging difficult year. The most technically piece played on

The featured work Twentieth Cen- Adler's "Southwestern Sketches." In concert by Sunday was

Samuel Barber with the audience is with tury composers Leonard Bernstein, keeping the title, presented and Vaughan Williams. Some of the highlights of individual sound "sketches" linked together. Some-

the afternoon were Bernstein's "Candide", William times these sketches seemed without direction, as if

and William Adler's create series of musical Schuman's "When Jesus Wept" the composer intended to a This "Southwestern Sketches." questions rather than statements. moving away 1 The with Bernstein's from traditional form has its artistic but the out of 3 began popular merits, program the "Overture to Candide." This piece is a true brass true listening satisfaction came once separate Jesus" showcase, demanding high technical skill from all ideas were unified by the chorale "Fairest Lord

which delivered. The known the players, they certainly ener- (also as "Crusaders' Hymn").

music times did feel but there James has to be getic at slightly rushed, Kalyn every right proud of

of control at all the individual members was still the necessary sense present Sunday's performance, as do

times. of the Wind Ensemble. The group played well and in

women William Schuman's "When Jesus Wept" made a Kalyn's words were "well-focused". will be Contest!Contest!

sexually Win a pair oftickets to see fspP'" ' *BIB§ •' jJm Cathy Miller perform at Phil's, assaulted

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Which one will it be. 22 ENTERTAINMENT THE CORD October Thursday, 28, 1993

The game plays with a joy- stick, Van Shelton doesn't bum mouse, keyboard or any any bridges

combination of the three. I found lived in house GREG SLOAN overwhelm Van Shelton's voice, and our loved one that on my machine the combi- Cord Entertainment it the attention it deserves. Like the car and giving house, even nation of all three VIDEO ran poorly. Van Shelton is the On his last albumVan Shelton though his has Ricky among relationship seen a The roundup mouse-keyboard combina- male with fast few it is still legion of singers who are achieved success two years, all he needs, SCOTT McKAY tion seems to work excellent with the and "Backroads" After all he's been enjoying success new up tempo songs, through, he Cord Entertainment though. Sound cards are sup- and "Wild Man." It's wouldn'tabandon of found popularity of country mu- refreshing any the things Any fan of Vietnam movies will ported. I have a Soundßlaster that Van didn't feel the he has or the woman sic. He burst onto the scene in Shelton he loves. be fan this and the music is excellent. a big of SEAL Any- game, 1987 and has his need to the sound "Talking to God" deals kept up popular- simply duplicate with a Team. For those of who do one who has seen the movie you with hit like "I'm A of those two Of the eleven most artists ity songs songs. topic shy away from Frankie's not a SEAL team is the House will know, recognize I Didn't Van Shelton Simple Man." On his newest re- tracks on A Bridge Burn, religion. sings that he forces the some of the music to be of that special part of U.S. either slow is God in lease, A Bridge I Didn't Burn, the majority are or closest to not the church This crack Sort of a Jeff Beck/Doors Navy. commando unit type. of the but when he is Van Shelton continues to show mid-tempo. One exceptions, out in the woods worked in Vietnam cross if can believe it. The on dangerous you and to he is one of "Linda Lu", is done in the classic close nature. why today's brightest "Standing in a sounds missions the South other are alright but could throughout rock and re- rainstorm, some stars. fifties style of roll, may think it odd, be East Asian Theatre of improved. However, I am sure Operations. Van Shelton's tradi- listeners that country and but it's of songs are minding just my way talking to As the of this would slow the down point man one of game backed rock share the same roots. In con- God." Van Shelton that tional, up by low key mu- sings faith these missions on most machines. Furthermore, units, your include Shelton likes rock 'n is not found in sic which puts the steel and acous- cert to play any institution, but the is not everything from patrols, rescues, game copy protected tic guitar front and centre. His roll classics like "Pretty Woman" is stems from your own personal demolitions which is a nice feature. and reconnaissance. Nothing and Balls Fire." You don't vocal style is unique, and suited to "Great of beliefs. have to believe The consists of Vi- can be more than enemy NVA, irritating dig- "Still Got A Of Good in God to what this type ofcountry. He is a crooner Couple appreciate nature unfinished etnamese soldiers and, even ging through essays yes, in the moldof old-timers like Hank Years Left" is about the simple has to offer. The for some damn manual. civilians. game is tough! looking things in life: that old the The the Williams Sr. The music doesn't car, songs on album are The mini- However, there is a complete game requires a strong because Van Shelton sounds mum 2 of 386-33 DX options menu that allows to meg ram, a you sincere when he sings them. Even

and about 4 of on the weigh the game in your favour meg space he didn't write though any of the unlimited hard drive. VGA graphics are a (unlimited ammo, lyrics for the album, Van Shelton Af- minimum as well. On the box it weapons, no injuries, etc...). is able to sing each line like he is that it runs "awesome" ter with no chance of says on a playing an old friend who is letting you in 486 and I that it dying it becomes a little redun- can assure you his on private thoughts. On a few

I recommend does. There is a lot on the dant so switching going of the songs, like the title track, he screen at one time and I would to a mode of that is real, word for play uses spoken some of the that extra video where can killed imagine any ram you actually get lines. It makes the listeners feel The that is around or injured. takes on a (VRAM) laying game like Van Shelton is confiding in will not hurt. SEAL Team is whole new intensity when you them.

know that Charlie blow produced by EOA (Electronic can your A Bridge I Didn't Burn isn't head off. And when he it Arts) who has had decent does, games which it flashy, means probably in the but this is the best displays a screen picturing the past, one won't be one of the year's top Honour Guard and all the other I have seen yet. sellers. Van Shelton will remain

The SEAL Team can bad of being a game pictures casualty. entrenched in mid-level popular- After and be rented from Jumbo Soft- practice learning ity. However, the album does of-

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of the that was were all made well aware by the media problematic flooding This past summer we "The tie that binds Laurier" since 1926 clean of its occurring in the US. midwest. Millions of hectares of farm land had been wiped recently planted

contaminated with river water with Billions of dollars crops. Municipal water plants became polluted sewage. A Wilfrid Laurier Student Publication University river. A indeed. worth of businesses were washed down tragic event 75 University Ave. West, Waterloo, Ont. N2L 3C5 result of the rivers racked to about fifteen billion The tally for total destruction incurred as a hyper up

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the American Dream downriver, other river As the big bad Mississippi and Missouri Rivers were flushing 112 EDITORIAL BOARD this Tricks that without fail. The river I am systems were up to tricks summer. are played yearly system EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Sheldon Page the watershed referring to is the Ganges-Brahmaputra which flows through Bangladesh. Every year floods, EDITOR Kathleen NEWS Honey killed aided hurricanes and the occasional tsunami. Around 1100 people were by rising sea levels, typhoons, ASSOCIATE NEWS EDITOR Steve Doak left this result of this Half the countries of one hundredand eleven million were year as a flooding. population ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR Greg Sloan value annual event are not considered, but the national homeless. Figures on the dollar of this gross product ASSISTANT ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR Vacant of Bangladesh is abouteighteen billion dollars - close to what theStates are said to have LOST during thebattle SPORTS EDITOR Jennifer O'Connell of the rising rivers. ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR Eda Di Llso into these The interesting thing is that the government of Bangladesh encourages people to move areas PRODUCTION MANAGER Lynn McCuaig the flood The is that these the most fertile lands in the Without,the on plains. reason are agricultural country. FEATURES EDITOR Ingrid Nielsen trouble. there knows the river is annual flooding of these lands, the country would be in very big Everyone STAFF REPRESENTATIVE Sean Wilde going to flood and they know that it has to, taking with it a few sacrificial riparian residents with their mud and straw huts. Without it they all die of starvation. - STAFF ;• When carries with it valuable sediment load and a river floods its banks, it a (particles living non-living) Production Assistants: fields the The River which it dumps across the allowing continuation of intensive cropping. Mississippi system Andrew Cameron it would be best used to do this, however, with the movement of people into the area they thought to put up Paul M°Lean levees to keep the water in the river - where it belongs.(?) The only problem is that the river still carries a Classified Co-ordinator Mia Kroll sediment load, just like it's sister in Bangladesh. If the river is not allowed to expand and meander from time Circulation and Filing John Huculiak this builds to time where does all this sediment go? It is deposited in the bottom of the river. As up a problem Copy Editors: land. The the is develops. The river bed is actually higher than the surrounding only reason river stays put Emma Dwyer because of the levees. No levee, big problems. Sandra Gabriele News flashes the tube their heads here?". Are came over of people shaking "Why...why me...why people CONTRIBUTORS that The farmers are in the midwest because it is decentfarm land. Farm land that became fertile really stupid . Terry Grogan, Ryan Feeley, DenyS DaivS, Amit Kapur, Jim Lowe, fertile has been with the help of the Mississippi flooding her banks from time to time. The flooding process Darren Mahaffy, Jenn Thorne, Mark Johnson, Mark Heasley, Amal replaced with chemicals in the form of fertilizers. Apparently they do not need flooding anymore. Moussaoui, Bonnie Redekop, Virginia Parker, Scott McKay, Jayson faith in this is five hundred Furthermore, seem to have some the that flooding only a one in "Rambo" Geroux, Juanita Wootton, Tom Dabek, Evan Bailey, Don people report

What that is that it could the after or in a thousand What Goldie, lan Trout, Kevin Black, Tanya King, Andrew Hopper, Ronnie year event. means happen again next year, year years.

Scott the hell do If move into a flood will be flooded. Excessive rainfall Watt, Martin Walker, Paul Gray, Evan Bailey, Stinson, Mike they expect? you plain, eventually you

Donia, Ted Smith, Jim Elkins . cannot be blamed for this flooding.

Before the conversion of the land from forests to fields and cities, the land would have been able to hold

and release it the rivers The of the more water to more slowly. farmers are holding most responsibility. Production: Jenn Thorne rivers than it would Advanced drainage systems for fields dump water into the much quicker naturally causing Photo: Scott McKay, Dan Goldie, Ken McGuffin. of their flash flooding. The farmers in the Mississippi watershed are victims own passion. Urbanization also Cover photo; Steve Doak causes problems as concrete does not absorb much water. But sewers doand the rainwaters rush into the rivers. Arts Section Coordinator: Sean Wilde Hence, more flooding. continue into these It really doesn't make much sense, does it? Yet people to move areas, move onto STUDENT PUBLICATIONS "reclaimed" wetlands and then to the and insurance when their life is go running government companies TREASURER Jennifer Martin even insure these if it to should strive for a better washed away. I would not people was up me. People PHOTO MANAGER Debbie Duiker rather than and beat appreciation for the forces of nature, like the people ofBangladesh, try it with little levees, Photo Technicians Keli Watson would which is basically a quest of futility. Perhaps unfortunate and costly disasters of this nature be JeffBlair minimized if this information is followed. Graphic Arts Technician Anton Volcansek Head for the hills! Art Director Tina Romano

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lier.

his evaluation Letters Regarding of university Policy Oktoberfest I night at Bingeman's, sincerely doubt that

- All letters must be and submitted with theauthor's was Labatt 50 signed name,student identification and anyone "pouring skunky down number. telephone not a "piss up" their throats" since Molson's is the official - All letters will be of Oktoberfest and Molson printed with the author's name. Letters can be printed without the sponsor Cana-

author's name of the Editor-in-Chief. dian the beer only by permission was only being served. As for

- the weirdo's Letters must be received by Tuesday at noon for publication in that week's issue in print, "pie-eyed wearing leiderhosen IBM on format or via E-mail Dear Editor: about like 1 disk, at: [email protected] [who] pranced freaks," must

- With all due to Scott McCormick have missed them. Letters that are submitted on disk or via E-mail must be accompanied by a letters release rcspect Theonly people wearing

form or a hard that can be obtained the Cord offices. and his about I would Bavarian were the band signed copy at opinions Oktoberfest, costumes and some

- that in future slam- the I there with. Now Letters must be typed, double spaced, and cannot exceed 500 words. suggest perhaps before of people was maybe if the the of beer 1 drank that - The Cord he should see two reserves the right to edit any letter. Spelling and grammarwill not be corrected. ming an event problem glasses night are with his of - The Cord reserves the in whole lies not with the event but it, but 1 don't right to reject any letter or in part, that is in violation of itself, warping my memory recall

Cord of it. is a bit of them about existing policies. interpretation Oktoberfest more any prancing anywhere near

that of the of the in - The Cord is to will black and white colour extent accepting photos the editor. The Cord accept or just a "raunchy keg party mystical people ordinary street in the clothes. photographs. Thephotographer's name,address, phone number, student number, and brief proportion" and"the biggest piss-up be of description must on the back the One issue will be used. This I had the 1 must with the that printed photograph. photo per western world." year oppor- sypathize point was

tunity to assist the Kitchener-Waterloo made about the drunken revellers trying to

committee and I can tell on the buses. I was Oktoberfest you get extremely glad we

students food at above if from that there had driver by selling just cost, first hand experience are a brought a designated when we

not at cost alone. bar knows events that noticed chaos that Sick and tired Every owner lot of non-alcohol related go on. the complete was occur-

that the sale is in alcohol anyway, food just If one chooses to participate only in the ring as people tried to board the buses. I

entices more customers. alcohol related events then that is a matter of think that this might have been the fault of

of Wilf's food Three weeks when the Union held not the fault of Oktoberfest. the rather ago personal choice, the person organizing buses, than their "who of but bi-monthly meeting murmurs came As for Mr. McCormick's point that the responsibility Oktoberfest, con-

from within the board itself about cost. the ever came up with the Oktoberfest scam sidering that the person organizing the buses hasn't Why anything been done. obviously wasn't a student because they decided to that "screw this action" was the

Dear Editor: If the Union thinks attitude for with they can provide an scheduled what is possibly the biggest piss- proper dealing the confu-

How foolish of me to assume that the useless food service under the mask middle I'm equally up in the western world right in the sion, maybe misinterpretingsomething. Students' Union existed for the of of drinks " Oktoberfest support a couple of they are wrong. Re- of midterms, I would like to apologize on When thinking of I would students. With the introduction of food at of cently I ate some poutine there, half the behalf of King Ludwig the first of Bavaria recommend that people not only attend their

Wilf's, of us assumed that we had an damn fries middle of October favourite also look many were near raw. for deciding that the festhall, but at some of alternative to the high priced, poor quality I know the cost of food [and yet 1 buy it would be a good time for his wedding. I'm the other activities organized for the festi-

food served Food Services is to at its by [that say marked up a grocery store] when bulk sure that if he had had access to the average val. Attend either of the two parades, visit Not it the University], so seems. from I'm not with this twentieth student's schedule when take walk asupplier. putting up century King Ludwig's castle, a down-

The of food at Wilf's is I'm at Wilf's until I price despicably shit. not eating see planning theevent nearly two hundred years town to see the buskers and have an

as a student, am I extra which to high. Why paying reasonable prices are responsible ago that he would have moved it to a more Oktoberfest sausage. Or, you could just

for a service which was funded initially by the students it's supposed to be supported by convenient time. As for his statement that take part in the "biggest piss-up in the west-

and for You cannot tell me and for. I the to do the end with world." It's matter of choicc myself, myself. urge public same. "now not only do we up a hangover ern a personal that the Union does not makeenough on our money but we also do the big shit house jig

from Wilf's on alcohol alone. did it They disgustedly yours, exams," I think it all comes back to that

before. So isn't the Union why helping Phill Kinzinger matter of personal choice I mentioned ear- Mike Scott

No more squabbling

candidates in the mud and the is a wasted vote. even if it is AMIT KAPUR back. The Reform, Bloc, NDP and Liberals the are slopping Bloc) Well,

be the should we vote for Cord us bad the last 9 when one of them to on wasted, why you? Commentary were all telling about how appears verge

him or her And the Liberals? Well, they've were and how we must avoid of out of the drag just Wei I, we have survived anotherFederal years electing getting pit, they Tories for the whole cam- another Conservative While down to continue to wallow in the tilth? I been trashing the election campaign. All the speeches are government. No in that. what would so. paign. secret done, votes tallied, and winners celebrated. they occasionally discussed they thought

should con- said All the seem to be choos- the political parties During the campaign, 1 listened to analysts do if they were governing (mostly they political parties Perhaps

all of centrate less on what won't do, and forth information about what the im- they would do whatever the PC's wouldn't ing their enemies and concentrating they try spew election their on their to tell what will do issues and how voters would on to advertising power bringing us they during portant were, do), they mostly ganged up Campbell When mark from enemies down, not themselves campaigns. people vote, they vote. One thing 1 didn't notice was how the drag her popularity down her post- pushing up. deal of NDP ads down who to them, not convention 1 haven't seen a great they want represent parties were conducting their campaign. highs. advertise their economic out the names of don't elections However, a definite shift occurred a where they plan cross people they I always grew up thinkingthat want. time for what would of weeks that the Tories (which they are apparently very proud of). were telling people you couple ago. Sensing and All 1 is videos of denounc- It would save a lot of time, money, wouldn't have a chance in all the see people do in office and showing why you would be winning, angry frustration each 4 term if lot of what I shifted their attention to the Tories, and that Liberals during (or 5) year thebest choice. However, a saw parties suddenly ing warning about their the Reform, Bloc will like Tories. Never mind that, but politicians were more open plans during the campaign was how other people the Liberals. Now, Tories, govern for the The Canadian people In it and the NDP on Jean Chretien to how will government. were bad for the country. effect, was ganged up you govern? the aren't nor are afraid to face down. Tories are of a Liberal major- stupid, they negative advertising. try to drag his popularity warning inform is this. Doesn't this and how voting for of Simply When the election was first called, eve- My question simply ity, emphasizing any toughchoiccsaheadofthcm. work! like mud match where all the (ie. Reform and them and make real democracy ryone was jumping down Kim Campbell's seem a wrestling "Tory-protest parties"

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tlie Editor! COMMENT^ 25 THE CORD Thursday, October Z8 ,1993 20th Century slavery

AMIT KAPUR this human in that However, in yards, and other hazardous work environ- never arrives. Other owners disregard rights country.

Cord there are activities Commentary ments. formality and simply take who they want. many other countries

to be a When was Think of the While don't have on which people Here's question. slavery press that such a story some governments going deny many

the Abraham Lincoln would in the national of Canada the resources to combat these slave owners even considered human beings. abolished? During get press if,

the sixties? To the and for slave of 50 often in remote others The Internationa]community must bring era? During pain example, a camp people was (who operate areas),

of around the this found Toronto. Yet look the other If the Interna- this issue to the attention of all people and suffering millions world, operating near camps simply way. with slave a trick for with times this number of tional Labour knows whothese make it clear that made is unfortunately question, slavery many people are Organization products

well in can't we? And labour won't be for world trade. js alive and today's society. scattered throughout the globe, where peo- countries are, why once we accepted

like it? This must be done for the chil- Due to uncaring governments and hu- ple are bought and sold the stories we know, why can't we do anything about parents, and families in that have had which defies millions of read about in our books. For we have been dren, general man greed belief, history many years, fighting their lives broken and intruded and people around In a recent study, the racial discrimination in South Africa be- up into,

denied their basic their so stolen. the world (many International LabourO- cause people have been rights brutally ofthemchildren) rganization said that tens

slave "...tens of millions of of mi II ions of are used as people people are

them out to that we labour to perform subject to constant work, PINK INK tonight? Bring us, may are to constant subject have sexual relations with them." - Gen- tasks that nobody physical, emotional and esis 19:4. else will do. sexual abuse. Many of work, physical, emotional, by Now ladies and of the Take a look the victims are children, gentlemen jury,

DaivS don't what Bible he was who havebeensold DenyS I know reading at any newspaper and sexual abuse." ones

from but I couldn't find a like this published in a (or in some cases given passage So I'm through thechannelson in I found one rather similar to it Third World away) by parents either surfing my copy. what a dismal Tuesday wondering in Genesis 19:4 but it said, them out country, such as looking for a fast buck morning "Bring shall be forthis weeks' to that know them." or see can or one great inspiration us, we India, Thailand Brazil and if you less mouth to have to feed. my may article when I find The 700 Club. The Bible, both Old and New Testa- articles on tucked in Another that slave find any slavery away common practice For those who don't The 700 form book which whether last visit to I to to fami- know, ments a we, a corner. During my India, saw owners employes promise money

Club is a Christian which has Christian or not, use as a basis for our articles describing how police discovered lies if children are given to them. These program,

been television for and has a rather for the law and for in lumber children are never and the on society making process slave camps operating mines, seen again, money years large following. The featured story, which our moral standard for not only the good of

I must admit I didn't see in its entirety, was God but for the good of society.

homosexual a For this a spot on a protest against many a year particular pas-

church in San Francisco. Itseems has been used homosexuals The Dynamic Duo particular sage against rather this church was sponsoring a and for many a year, scholars have argued wiCCmake Us first homophobic guest speaker which the ho- against that particular use. The verb 'to _____ mosexual know' from the in the commu- appearence nity decided to original Hebrew can week. 112 "They are spreading lies, Cordnext demonstrate mean one of two

against. they are spreading hate, and things. First, toknow of in Now, as becoming are their backs The Duo Tk 1 the they turning friends. Second, to Dynamic J course presen-

'* tation was rather know as in 9mm on their own saviour." having is a sexuaCadvice biased but I must sex.

coCumn with students admit that the How dare these fas-

the words demonstration was somewhat overpower- cist, self declaredChristians take in mincC No question ing. The demonstrators did eventually turn of God and twist and change them fortheir of Sodom is too bizarre!! to violenceand to destruction of the church own convenience. The story

After the church de- either or property. the event, could be about gang rape hospi-

cided to press liable charges against a gay tality (a very basic Christian ideal). By

which the the the word newspaper promoted protest. changingnotonly meaningof the the words them- This sparked threatening calls on an- of God, but also changing

swering service of the church and more selves these Christians have committed the

violence in the form of molotov cocktails. greatest blasphemy against theirown prin-

What really upset me about this story ciples. They are spreading lies, they are

biased I'm their was not the report. sure cover- spreading hate, and they are turning biased their Saviour. It makes the age in gay newspapers was equally backs on own truly offyour questionsfor I'm not on the other end of the scale. upset me sick that shows like this are permitted

the Centre that the of the media was continue when it is most obvious Dynamic Duoat 'impartiality' to airing sacrificed. What the hate. really upsets me was that they arc spreading in a seated Spot enveCope. of 700 Club ODrop commentary from the hosts the after the piece ran. "It will only get worse", For centuries, the downtrodden and the

the of choice and of have been shut was statement course minorities of our society up you are not requiredto Ceave to back up just how bad it could get they - their voice taken away. In the meantime,

turned the Good Book for historical voice. name. The number to liars and blasphemers are given full ■ , your of Christian values to presidents. If want to use your answeredeach week you questions "But before the men of is then stand they lay down, say homosexuality wrong up

the the the men of Sodom, both and for decision, but don't take the words wiCCdependon city, young your all the to the last sur- of creator and throw them out to old, people man, your avaiCa6idty ofspace. rounded the house; and they called to Lot, replace them with something more con-

"Where are the men who came to you venient.

"How did celebrate the Blue The Vocal Cord you Jays Victory?" by Jayson "Rambo" Geroux and Libbi Hood

"I cried." with hair "Streaking down St.and "Partied on Yonge St. a "I took ride in with King a a police car

Brad Miller ■ Ist fan million windows on cars." Year Phillies people, watching drunken buddies." hopping strange people's some

Paul - smashed and street cars 2nd business - Yeung year get Tom the Creek Honours Turret

rocked."Troy Elyea - Ist year Eco 26 COMMENT THE CORD Thursday, October 28,1993

enGENDERed accurate statistics about a phenomenon that Cord Feedback no one wants to acknowledge. It is Sean Wilde significant to mention that acknowledging species A selection ofthelast week's comments the victimization of men in marital rela- How from the Cord Feedback booth in the about some coverage on the Pope' and does in allison potts jim boyce tionships not, any way, imply that favourite foods and colours? Concourse every Thursday. we should ignore the of male vio- scope from issue 9

lence towards women in our society. As a THE IMPORTANCE OF WORDS Jason Doucete woman, I recognize how important it is to Great, exciting Bag O' Crime! Oh, wait I Abuse. Sexual Assault. extend services to battered and Rape. women Great feature the guess that's not good. Or is it? on Alcohol, funniest Harrassment. Molestation. When work to the cycle of violence in fami- you stop most informative article I have read b' lies. it hear or read these words, who do see as Yet, does us no to the Scott you good ignore Brian Gear McCormich.

a victim? Who do the we the of and you see as perpetra- way deny experiences men

tor? I would be them from for- willing to wager that the even discourage coming Dave The Cord makes living at Laurier worth- Bigioni

former were female and the latter male. ward. If we are to men in the unwilling see while. Why is this? Is it just a matterof statistical roleof the victim, we cannotproceed to the Please, no more country music reviews, of probability? Or is it a reflection of our development an egalitarian society. Carol Barclay socialization that has a in termi- taught us lessons on Perhaps change acceptable John McKenzie

a good-bad, victim-victimizer dichotomy? nology would be a start. We need to Where's theOctober events calendar, it's This summer I called three "male recognize that the words I started this arti- help the 21st of October. Sean Wilde is right.

lines" in Toronto. I for cle with can effect victims of both was looking serv- sexes.

ices and information for men who vic- We need to terms like "battered are accept Walter Sendzik Brent McCombs tims of spousal abuse. Each time I asked I husband" and "husband beating". This

does not that we think a surprising response, "Men...victims? mean men are being 200% better since Pat got The only thing satirical about Fisher is gone. abused often Oh, no, we have for women who as or as severely as women. It programs Sheffield's Epilogue is the quality of are victims and men who are perpetrators." means that we stop camoflauging the ex- Brent writing. P. Lauthier if istence of husband and it I asked they had services for men who beating recognize

had been and I as another of violence and raped as adults, again, yet expression

received confused in our and negative responses. anger society. Drummer's World by Crawford Sanue

These It is not for us to assume that same responses are common enough a

when speaking to individuals about the man can protect himself. We know too

victimization of A who had much about the effects of men. woman, psychological

worked in shelters forbattered abuse on women that there two women, to assume are

told me that if a man called for help because notsimilareffectson men. Many men who

he was he would be are abused will not back because being abused, hung up fight they

"there be do not want to hurt their wives. Others on since, may a woman trying to are

is so shocked what is get through who being beaten within an by happening to them,

not to react. One inch of her life." It doesn't seem relevant they do know how

that when women abuse their husbands, message they are getting is that their vic-

timization is and the abuse is often severe. not equal not important.

Hopefully not all shelters for women We don't often have words for what would react in this manner. But, one re- we

like this could be We have been the abuse sponse enough to con- ignore. masking

of it. It is essential that vince a man that his situation is not impor- men by not naming the victimization fel- tant and that if he reports it, he would not be we acknowledge of

believed low human and establish or supported. Already men tend beings resources for only to report instances of extreme abuse them that are not restricted by the

that lead to believe and many do not report at all, for fear of gender stereotypes us stigmatization. It is impossible to compile in rigid dichotomies.

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