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OLD WEST SHOOTING SOCIETY CHABOT COWBOY SHOOTS - WHERE REAL MEN SHOOT REAL GUNS GUNFIGHTERS FROM THE EAST TAKE OVER THE TOWN – TOP GUN IS BUCK RUE, BUT WAS IT REALLY HIM????!!! BUCK RUE, J.C. BOGGS, WHO ARE THESE GUYS? POWDER BURN AND AURORA BOREALICE MAKE PRESENCE KNOWN SHOOTING UP THE TOWN!!!!

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that it was two men and two women. like the sound of this and hired two of TWO RIFLES ON ONE STAGE – Cyrus Sidewinder, one of the town the best gunfighters in town (and SASS DEMANDS AN founders, could not believe his eyes, regulars to their saloons) Sand Dab INVESTIGATION !! could it be, no not possible, the last Sam and Tully Mars – their job find OLD FRIENDS MAKE SHOOT – time these four had been seen in the out what the hell was going on and GOOD FUN TO SEE SOME OF United States was five, six, years ago, protect their interests. The two THE OLD GUARD!! just before they boarded a ship to gunfighters entered the Dead Eye

South America for a vacation, or until Gambling Emporium and Candy Shop THREAT OF RAIN DOESN’T the law-dawgs got tired of chasing armed to the teeth ready for anything. STOP REAL COWBOYS, OR them. The four “strangers” were sitting at COWGIRLS. Well that was their story and one of the back tables enjoying a It looked like a storm was they were sticking to it. But what, bottle of Paddy’s. Tully and Sand heading for the small town of Chabot what were they doing back at Dab joined them at the table and and it was coming from the East. Chabot??? And who were they really, politely asked what their intentions Strangers were seen on the outskirts of Cyrus swore it was Max Sand, Tequila were. The on calling himself Buck town and they looked as mean as Peach, Elk Butt, and Aurora Borealice Rue said they just wanted to open a Indians on the war path. There was a but when they checked into their room quant Casino to promote their new group of four and they traveled at Bruno Billy’s Emporium Palace Tequila. together, hands always near their Hotel, they signed in as Buck Rue, Tully and Sand Dab eyed each hardware and always aware of their J.C. Boggs, Powder Bern, and Aurora other and demanded to taste this surroundings. They were not to be Borealice (who is pure of heart, tequila. After sampling a few shots trifled with. As they rounded Bucks innocent, chaste and virtuous – and they saw no point in any gun play (as bend and headed into town the brave cannot lie). long as they get their share) and they men ran for cover, women grabbed The rumor that was most popular would tell the saloon owners that they their children and ducked into the around town was they were back to had nothing to fear. nearest dress shop. open a grand saloon and casino – The Continued page 2

Even Tully Mars, and Sand Dab Aurora Palace Casino – at the corner FEATURES Sam, two of the toughest gunfighters of First and Main, and they were General News ...... 1-3 in the West pondered their next move going to have an exclusive contract on Cheap Guns ...... 3 – stand and confront these interlopers Elk Head Tequila, a famous brand Results ...... 4 or have another drink – and having a they developed in Mexico (after they Stage design...... 9 drink was leading. As the four came when they retired from gunfighting). down Main Street it became apparent The other saloon owners did not

1 It is unbelievable that two trusted power. With both rifles, sixguns, and railroad men. As they went for their gunfighters would turn on the shotgun, Deadeye got the rustlers off guns she opened up on them. employers for some tequila – well guard and sent them running, and Scattering 24 shots in there general maybe not that unbelievable. saving his cattle. direction. The survey crew was last Anyway the four strangers using Deadeye Dane finished 9th overall. seen catching a train out of town. aliases to hide their aliases (except for Tully mars was first followed by Buck Aurora was 6th overall. First was Aurora Borealice) were in fact Max Rue?, Salt Pork Steve and Sand Dab Sand Dab Sam followed by Salt Pork Sand, Tequila Peach, and Elk Butt. Sam. Steve, Tully Mars, and Buck Rue. It was really good to see them and fun to catch up on the good gossip. J.C. BOGGS BLASTS RUDE IF YOU NEED COWBOY SHOOTING Tops was Max Sand, aka Buck PATRONS!! SUPPLIES IN THE SACRAMENTO Rue. It has been a few years since Stage two and three AREA LOOK UP GERRY RENVILLE, Bartending can be a fatiguing task, Max popped a cap but that didn’t slow OF RANCHO CORDOVA GUNS, but J.C. Boggs (or whatever his name him down. Elk Butt, aka J.C. Boggs 916/635-7214 was) was considered one of the best. 1951 ZINFINDAL DRIVE was 5th overall and Aurora Borealice His pleasant demeanor was always RANCHO CORDOVA was 8th overall. Powder Bern had welcome to trail weary cowboys, and some gun malfunctions which we will READY & ABLE ANNIE CLEANS tired saloon girls. But last week 28 blame on Buck Rue. Thanks for UP RED LIGHT DISTRICT!! Texans bellied up to the bar and everybody’s help throughout the year Stage five demanded shots of whiskey and Upon being elected to the town City and let’s hope we have a range next demanded them now. Not one to take Council and put in charge of year. anybody’s garbage J.C. Boggs politely “cleaning” up the town. She swore to informed them that they would have to uphold the laws of the land and make GOLDEN GATE WESTERN WEAR wait their turns, and he turned his back the town of Chabot safe for its citizens. Hey!!, Major DeBacle is the proprietor of the to them to finish mixing drinks. In the This did not sit well with the brothel fine Western Wear Store, and if He don't have it, He can Probably find It. mirror J.C. saw the Texans reach for owners who ran the South section of 12153 San Pablo Ave. their guns. In a flashing J.C. whirled town, on the other side of the tracks. Richmond CA around with both six-gun blazing. In With this treat to their business a plan 510.232.3644 less than 40 seconds J.C. had was set in motion to lure Annie into the www.goldengatewesternwear.com dispatched all of the rude Texans (are SPONSOR OF RANGE WAR 96-06 district and gun her down. 10% OFF FOR COWBOY SHOOTERS there any other type?). What they did not count on is th nd J.C. was 6 and 2 for stages 2 and Annie’s sharp mind and quick gun. DEADEYE DANE REDELY 3. Tops was Max Sand finishing 1st As she approached the district, over 20 AWAKE TO RUSTLERS!! and 5th respectively. First in stage hired guns lay in wait. But they were Stage one three was Tully Mars. Ready and too slow. Annie approached with th rd Catching some shut eye after a Able Anne was 12 and 3 sixguns blazin’ when they were empty long day driving his cattle through respectively. he used his shotgun and rifle ridding Chabot county Deadeye Dane awoke the town of the back-shooters. With to the sound of cowboys trying to AURORA BOREALICE SAVES the threat gone Annie was last seen move some strays from the main herd. RANCH FROM LAND entering one of the parlors to conduct GRABBERS!” some official business. Quickly getting his guns Deadeye Stage four Annie was 8th overall in our make quietly moved to the edge of his camp Aurora did not take kindly to the and eyed the rustlers. With his railroad surveyors placing survey shift, revised, last stage, not to bad. sixguns, shotgun and two rifles – yep markers on her ranch property just First was Buck Rue followed by Sand two rifles, Deadeye wasn’t going to outside of town. Refusing their latest Dab, then J.C. Boggs, Salt Pork Steve be outgunned by anybody. cash offering to sell the property, the and Tully Mars. As the rustlers gathered the cattle presence of the surveyors was the last and began their trek out of the valley straw. Grabbing her rifle, shotgun Deadeye opened up with all of his fire and sixguns, she confronted the

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