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By Rob Wherry the minus grades, therefore students Administrative News Editor were cheated out of their true lf Frank B. Murray had his way, grades. every student would receive an A This discrepancy prompted plus if they did outstanding work. Murray's resolution. DUSC denied extra seats, again Murray, dean for the College of After much de bate, the first Resolution for more students on committees fails in senate Education, proposed the resolution resolution was shot down by a vote during Monday's Faculty Senate of 26 to 28, with three senators not By Rob Wherry for revision. meeting and was met with stiff voting, and the second passed Administrative News Editor The revised resolution was criticized in thi s opposition. without controversy. The Delaware Undergraduate Student Congress month's meeting for being vague and us ing His proposal called for a grade of Before the vote, Murray pleaded (DUSC) failed once again Monday in their efforts to ambiguous language. A plus with a weighted numerical his argument by using the example increase student voice in the Faculty Senate. The resolution, submitted by Senator Michelle value of 4.33. His second resolution of students who excel in academics. DUSC began their campaign for increased Shapiro (AS SR), read: stated the grade point index (GPI) "It exists at this university, the representation in March with a proposal calling for " ... Such subgroups which directly concern will still be calculated in the same possibility for a student to do A plus an equal number of voting student members on any themselves with issues falling under the jurisdiction manner, but a GPI above a 4.0 will work," Murray said. "If they earn an committee concerned with student issues. of the Division of Student Life shall consist of an be rounded down to a 4.0. A plus give it to them, if they didn' t It was also requested the number of students equal number of faculty and student members." The plus/minus system was first get an A plus don't give it to them." serving on the Committee on Student Life be Under the current system, an issue is brought up implemented in the Fall of 1991 and Joseph V. DiMartile, university increased from three to four. for discussion during the Faculty Senate meeting. If was met with considerable registrar, said after consulting other This request was granted but the proposal on the issue merits more attention, a subgroup is discussion at the time. schools who use the system, the representation was rejected and sent back to DUSC see OUSC page A7 One of the main arguments was grade scale "wouldn't present any that there was no A plus to balance see A+ page A7 ' Dean Frank Murray ·Sigma Nu Student sues U D ·brothers for readmission ·face drug after suspension

charges By Kelly Gilbert of a March 21 fight in Srudenr Affairs Ediror Harrington Hall, allegedly over a House remains A judge issued a temporary female student, which injured restraining order against the two people, Ferry said. university Monday, allowing a Timothy F . Brooks, dean of closed pending Fire suspended student to return to students, said federal privacy class. Jaws preve nt hi m from Marshal inspection Chancery Court Vice commenting on Fitch's case. Chancellor Jack B . Jacobs "I am severely restricted in By Kristen Livolsi reinstated Monte Fitch (AS SO) talking about an on-going St•ff RPporter with a temporary order issued in judicial court case," Brooks said. Four Sigma Nu fraternity response to a law suit filed The 20-year- old sophomore brothers, whose names are being against the university last was unaware of the charges withheld, recently received student Wednesday. said David J. Ferry again s t him prior to the judicial referrals for illegal drug Jr .• Fitch's lawyer. disciplinary hearing four days and fireworks charges, said Nancy Fitch, who was unavailable to following the incident, Ferry Geist, assistant dean of students. comment, was suspended April said, and was den ied legal The referrals, currently in their 23 and was originally not representation. preliminary stages, could result in allowed to return until 1994. "He didn't get a fair hearing," suspension from the university if Ferry said Jacobs permitted he said, "or any time to prepare the students are found guilty. Fitch to return to school Monday for the case." The students have been charged due to lack of information Fitch then sued the university, on an individual basis, and have concerning the case at this time. claiming his rights were violated been temporarily suspended from "The court thought it was in the disc iplinary hearing, Ferry the fraternity, said Jeff Vanderpool. THE REVIEW I Maximillian Gretsch unjust and improper to make a said. president of Sigma Nu. Wilmington Blue Rocks slugger Raul Gonzalez takes a cut during the Rock's 4-1 victory over decision based on limited Brooks said Fitch ha s no right The Sigma Nu house. located the Prince William Cannons Monday night in Wilmington. evidence and information," Ferry to a lawyer in a univer s ity just off of Main Street, has been said. judicial proceeding. closed since April 13 when illegal Fitch was suspended because see lAWSUIT page A7 fireworks set off a third floor fire alarm. Upon investigation police found multiple fire code violations and drug paraphernalia. Thirty one SPA to reevaluate fraternity brothers were evicted until the house is repaired to College guinea pigs comply with Newark codes, police organization, focus said. "A lot of stuff was cosmetic," FDA tests experimental drugs on students for cash Vanderpool said. By Graham Segraves addition of the comprehensive Extension cords had to be Staff Reporter student fee in 1988 overwhelmed By Jessica Mayers removed, ceiling tiles had to be Growth has its price and for the SPA with a larger budget and Npws Features Editor replaced, and many lofts had to be Student Programming Association extensive responsibilities. When Jeremy Bushweller (AS JR) placed "A lot of people think you're a taken apart and disposed of (SPA) the price being paid is "SPA's responsibilities became the little white and red pill on the tip of his guinea pig but with the treatment because the wood boosted the fire extinction. huge compared to what they had tongue, he didn't know what the side effects you get it's kind of like taking a hazard rating. SPA will cease to exist in its been before," Demgen said. would be . The remaining repairs involved present form for the 1993-94 · Besides a larger budget, the Yet he swallowed without hesitation. vacation." fire apparatus that needed to be school year and has started money collected by the fee As nurses monitored his blood level, -Jeremy Bushweller (AS }R) updated and in good working reviewing its responsibilities and brought SPA a longer list of duties Bushweller slept, watched TV, studied and condition, such as fire organization, the associate director for its officers. slept some more. extinguishers, exit light signs and of the Student Center said. "At that time there was talk of The one catch: Bushweller was taking drugs had a study with more side effects than th at. " ·fire alarms, Vanderpool said. Julie Demgen said the IS-year­ the need to expand, but it hasn't for money. And lots of it. Beck said the researc h uni t d raws blood Public Safety has let brothers in old organization was 5 years gotten done until this year," she Sponsored by the Food and Drug samples to see how the d rugs are breaking see SIGMA NU page A7 overdue for reevaluation. The see SPApage A7 Administration (FDA), the Medical College of down in the bloodstream. Pennsylvania Clinical Research Unit is Bushweller sa id, "A lo t of people thi nk responsible for testing altered forms of drugs you're a guinea pig but wi th the treatment you and pharmaceuticals already on the market. get it's kind of like taking a vacation." The drugs are tested on male volunteers in According to Bushwcller , whose ent ire Biden releases annual drug report top physical condition between the ages of 18 hospital stay totaled six days, three days one and 45 who fall into a certain weight category. week and then another three days two weeks Plan stresses treatment for addicts and education for youth "Everything is FDA approved and has later. the $850 he received was well worth the already been tested on animals," iaid Research 25 times blood was drawn from hi m. Associate Chrystyna Beck ."There may be "It's a great opportunity to do some work By lisa Goodman Newark High School Principal slight risks with side effects such as with no distractions," Bushweller said of his SGffRrpater Frank Hagen said he agrees with headaches, fatigue and nausea, but we've never In his annual drug strategy report Biden's emphasis on a pro-active see STUDENTS page A7 released last week, Sen. Joseph R. approach to educating children about Biden Jr. (D-Del.) proposed helping drugs. to solve the nation's drug problem by "It should be integrated into every focusing on "hard-core addicts" and school's current curriculum through educating the young. speakers, posters and anti-drug In the plan, the fourth in a series programs," Hagen said. that began in 1990, Biden said he Newark High School currently National Collegiate Report ...... A7 feels the country must expand teaches drug awareness in ninth Campus Briefs ...... Al programs which help the 900,000 through 12th grades, stressing the Classifieds ...... BB addicts who cannot get into treatment many dangers of drug addiction in its Comics ...... B9 {I'Ograms. ninth grade health class, he said. lunatic Ringe ...... A3 Treatment, he said, should be made Biden proposed other plans to Police Report ...... Al available to addicts, even those in jail. battle the drug problem, including Review and Opinion ...... 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J A2 • THE REVIEW. May 7, 1993 News Analysis Clinton's health car! plan on shaky ground By Uz Lardaro pays per year for malpractice insurance First Ray Street fair She said one of the fair's main Al1odllr NNfJ EdtOt has almost tripled since 1989, with goals is to promote unjty, as well The recent failure of Clinton's physicians currently paying an average promises food and as recognition for Ray Street multi-billion dollar economic stimulus of $14,900 each year in malpractice good times "We want to bring together all plan to pass through Congress leaves insurance. he said. the different communities," she his much-awaited health care reform Many physicians are forced to So you've gotten bombed at said. "We want to let people plan open to more intense public practice "defensive medicine," in Wilburfest. You' ve stuffed know Ray Street exists." scrutiny. which they conduct more tests than yourself with funnelcake at In an address to Congress Feb. 17, necessary to avoid being taken to Delaware Day. Now get ready for Clinton stressed the need to change the court, thus increasing the cost of health yet another spectacular outdoor current health care system and to care, Segal said. festival- the multicultural Psychologist to discuss change it soon. Jim Ersis, an attorney for Daley, extravaganza at the Ray Street development of racial "Unless we change the present Erisman, van Ogtrop and Hudson in Fair. pattern. 50 percent of the growth in the Newark, said: "Who is to say a claim "We want people to come attitudes in children deficit between now and the year 2000 is frivolous? It's a matter of how down and see what (the Ray *The Development of Racial will be in health care costs," he said. people see it. Street communities) are alJ Attitudes in Children" will be the "Our families will never be strong "There is some suggestion that in about," said Carrie Wetherby (AS subject of a talk by nationally and our government will never again some way our civil justice system JR), President of Ray Street's renowned developmental be fully solvent until we tackle the affects health care but statistics show it Traditional House. psychologist Phyllis Katz on health care crisis. has no effect on the the cost of health Ray Street will be blocked off Thursday, May 6. at the "We must do it this year." he said. care. on Saturday May 8 from noon to university. Three and a half months later, the "Malpractice costs make up less 5 p.m. for the fair, Wetherby said. Sponsored by the ASPIRE administration is getting prepared to than 1 percent of the entire health care Local bands Mother's Garden, Program and the Office of the deliver the health care reform plan, system," Ersis said. The Verge, The Band and Bad Dean of College of Education, the which, according to media sources. Though Ersis said he thinks the Hair Day will provide live music. free public talk is scheduled for 8 could run up a tab for the government proposed plan would not have much of To cater to more mellow tastes, p.m in room 115 Purnell Hall , at and taxpayers totaling between $100 an impact on mal{X'actice law, taking fair-goers will also get a chance the comer of Amstel A venue and billion to $151 billion a year. away some of the rights to sue for to groove to the acapella sounds Orchard Road. The plan, due out later trus month, malpractice would be "unfair and of the Hen Harmonics. Her talk will be a research­ is being formulated in hopes of unwarranted.'' The day's fes tivities will based presentation, especially providing coverage for over 30 million Segal said the malpractice include a ''Tour du Ray," wruch is geared to undergraduates and the uninsured Americans, prescription provisions Clinton wants to make, a scooter race sponsored by the general public. Katz' research on Medicare drug benefits, health including enterprise liability, in which French House, tie-dying (bring the origins of racial stereotypes programs for the poor and long term a patient could not sue the individual your own clothing to be dyed), an d attitudes is broad enough to care benefits. physician, only the entire enterprise, face painting and a male wet T­ appeal to individuals from many The newest addition to this plan would not make a signifi cant shirt contest. Also featured will disciplines. came this week when Clinton went a difference on the cost of health care. be a wet sponge toss at Ray Street In addition, Katz will present a THE REVIEW/Maximill ian Gretsch step further and moved into the With enterprise liability, he said, RA's and Jeff Pearlman fromThe colloqu im on "Developmental Two children hope to get an autograph at Monday night's territory of medical law by including people may actually be encouraged to Review, as well as a game of Forerunners of Race and Gender Wilmington Blue. Rocks game. provisions on mal{X'actice suits. sue because they think the enterpri se Twister and tables with arts and Stereoty pes" at I p.m., May 6, in A Whlte House spokesman said this has "deeper pockets" than the crafts for sale from the various room 207 of Willard Hall. pest control ex periments aimed at Euro pean com borer. week that those patien~ wishing to file individual health care provider. ··Ray Street communities. ftnding alternatives to eltpensive The current pesticide used to a malpractice suit would be able to Also, enterprise liability would not Ethnic food, as well as snow and dangerous pesticides. control the European com borer, "appeal for relief' to their insurance really lower the cost of health care cones, baked goods and other Professor to travel to Mason, who will be in China menthyl parathion, is highly toxic company, but all impetuses behind the because whether it is the individual food will be sold by some of the China to find from June 12to July 10, will be and expensive to spray. filing of "frivolous" cases will be physician or the enterprise that is sued, special interest houses. dealing specifically with the Mason is very optimistic about removed from the health care system. the health care system still pays. The Belmont Honors House insecticide alternatives European com borer, a major pest the trip, describing the concept as Aa:ording to Jim Segal, spokesman The health care reform saga will have a recycling booth to eating com crops in the United "very new" and, to the best of his for the American Medical Association continues. recycle items that can't be States. He will be looking in the knowledge, "never been tried (AMA), the cases in question are those recycled in the receptacles University associate professor of entomology Charles E. Mason Jilin, Liao Ning provinces near before." that have "no [medical] merit to them" outside the residence halls, such Beijing, for parasites of the Asian -Compiled by Deena Segal said one reason, among as batteries, newspaper and will travel to China for a month to look for natural enemies to use in com borer to use as a stateside Gitaitis, Christian E. 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Lunatic Tour Du Pont wheels into Wilmington By Jim Weaver Sta" r~porl~r May in Wilmington means the blossoming of Ringe flowers, the warm sunshine of spring, and the beginning of America's premier bicycle race. For the fourth straight year, the DuPont Company Is sponsoring the Tour DuPont, the Episode Twelve: 2000 bike race that is the brainchild of Donald Trump. recycling fliers, hot taps And, for the third consecutive year. it begins in Wilmington. and toilet paper Nicole Williams, a spokeswoman for DuPont, said the race is "perfectly aligned with where When strolling down the university's the company is going ... young, healthy and mall, you see fliers on bulletin boards energetic." blowing in the breeze, ready to rip free of The race, which has developed into one of the ooe remaining staple. They are signs most respected in the country, has a new look reminding you to recycle. this year. I think in the last four years, I've seen The most noticeable change from last year's over a thousand of these signs, or at least a race is that defending champion, and probably couple of trees worth. Like many things, it's the world's most famous cyclist, Greg LeMond something that just doesn't make sense at will not be racing, concentrating his energies this school. instead on preparing for another charge at Not to pick on people trying to help the winning the Tour de France. environment, but I've been to a few houses That leaves last year's runner up, Atle where students have started collections of Kvalsvoll, as the favorite. recycling mugs. They have 30 or 40 mugs in Others to watch in this year's race include their kitchen, comprising more plastic than a Raul Alcala, Phil Anderson, Davis Phinney, DuPont plant. It defeats the purpose. Mike Engleman, and Lance Armstrong. It's cool to help the environment or at The prizes include over $200,000, and the least look like you are. No one wants to be winner receives a new Saturn as well. held individually responsible for polluting This year's course is longer than last year's, the environment. This is evident when you covering 1.085 miles with 126 riders expected at hear you roommate in the other room the starting gates yesterday for the prologue. blaming the squeaking of a shoe or the dog There are II stages in this year's race. plus for his or her personal emissions. THE REVIEW Maximillian Gretsch the prologue, with the race set to wrap up in A biker burns around a corner in Wilmington last year during the Tour DuPont. This year's race began last "I stepped on a duck!" Well, that's okay Greensboro, N.C., May 16. because it probably would have died anyway The three-mile prologue starts and finishes at night in Wilmington. from your smell. Rodney Square. with racers reaching speeds Williams said one of the main changes this year is People try their best to look as if they are approaching 30 mph in an attempt to win the the clock. Each individual on the team is credited increased promotion of the race. doing their part to save the environment, yellow leader's jersey. · with the overall team time. She said ESPN will have a half-hour race show without doing so much that someone might The prologue includes the ride on Monkey From there the racers are taken to Maryland to call them a "Tree Hugger," or a "Pansy Hill, and many cyclists call it the best prologue begin the remainder of the race. daily, CBS will do an hour wrap-up May 23, USA Today has full-page coverage daily, and there are 38 Ass." course in the world. Williams said when DuPont researched taking Actually I've never heard someone called For the last three years, the winner of the over sponsorship of the race, it found it had 40 official radio stations and 18 official television a "Pansy Ass" for recycling but I could see prologue has gone on to win the race. products that are applicable to the cycling industry, stations. it happening at this university. Stage one begins at the capitol building in and that sponsoring the race would be "an aggressive Williams summarized DuPont's position on the I once saw a guy in a local bar called a Dover at 10 a.m. today, and covers 56 miles ·to marketing approach." race. "We feel that we are helping to change the face of "Pansy Ass" for drinking a beverage with Wilmington. Williams said Medalists Sports is the organizer of Stage two starts in Wilmington at 6 p.m., and the event itself, with DuPont providing funding and racing in America." strategic involvement. [Student environmentalists] is a team time trial in which teams race against have 30 or 40 mugs in their kitchen, comprising more H/Vforum Fine art plastic than a DuPont plant. Fowl Balls It defeats the purpose. informs students

cream in it. The man who called the other man a students exhibit "Pansy Ass" was wearing a mesh shirt with the number 69 on the front and back. He looked like someone who would write in the their work high school yearbook under hobbies: of virus Spitting. , Each time the guy opened his mouth he Nurse and victims By Tracy largay accidently spit on whoever he was talking Staff Reporter to, including anyone he chose to call "Pansy clear up the myths Years of studying, painting, Ass." None of the guy's friends seemed to molding and crafting culminate in mind that they got a specks of saliva on exhibitions starting today them whenever he spoke. By Nadine Boisnier throughout campus and the CAtiTION: BAD TRANSITION AHEAD St•ff~porter Newark community. Everyone wants to belong to group, Delaware is currently ranked Thirty-seven graduating fine whether it's a group of guys who spit when fourth in the nation with cases of arts majors, candidates for both they talk or a chess club. You see it in high AIDS, and community members bachelor's and master's degrees, school and again in college. infected by the virus felt it was wi II present their senior It may seem obvious, but many people time to speak up. exhibitions for the next three think that it is a bad thing when someone In an open forum in Kirkbride weekends. wants to be in a group. It's not. Even the guy Hall Monday night, university The different forms of art which in the mesh shin wants to belong. students participated in a will be presented in the exhibitions HERE ENDITH POINTLESS TANGENT discussion focused on the include photography, painting, There's other things that don't make prevention of AIDS, as well as ceramics, fibers, installation, sense at the university. When you go to a what it's like to live with HIV. sculpture and jewelry. party, you may wonder who is the life of the "We can make one hell of a Marne Ryan-Brook (AS GR), party here? Who controls other people by dent in this disease if we could all who will display her work at the telling funny jokes? THE REVIEW I Walter M. Eberz University Gallery, has been just get educated," said Pat A mother Killdeer protects her nest from spectators in the bleachers at It seems like often the most popular Lincoln, a nurse at Wilmington studying sculpture for two years. person is the person pouring beer from the Hospital. Delaware's Softball field during a game. "You are taking a great risk," keg. They have power. For this reason, it's Several visual slides and Ryan-Brook said. "You may or usually a man who feels the need to ''work demonstrations supported may not be satisfied with the result the keg." Lincoln's allegations while she of your labors but you can be They deliver one liners to the woman in informed the audience of satisfi ed with the learning process the keg line. They skip over people they approximately 50 people about the Semen, saliva, tears and urine are also high said alcohol and marijuana abuse led him to you go through. don't know to pour a beer for a woman who facts and misconceptions of AIDS. risk bodily fluids . make several bad decisions. "In any area of study, there is thev think they may be able to hook-up with. HIV cannot he transmitted by "This is a disease of sex and blood. and if "Only one unprotected scllual encounter hard work, but because you enjoy The woman often just smile back at them · casual contact such as coughing, we could change people's behavior, we is all it takes," he said. "I've learned my it you don't think of it as hard until their cup is full, at which point they sneezing, sharing eating utensils, could stop the virus dead in its track," she lesson the hard way, and now I have to live work." tum away saying, ''What a butthead." dry kissing or mosquito. flea and said. with HIV 24-hours a day." Ryan-Brook said her pieces Usually the owner of the house will push tic bites, she said. Lincoln made clear that prevention The last two speakers included a mother represent historical moments. One through the crowd around the beer yelling, However, she said, the disease through education is the only way, and whose son died of the disease eight months of her sculptures, "The Earth Shall ''House Beer!" The guy who was running can be transmitted by the injection introduced community members whose lives ago, and a young married woman who also Bear Sweet Fruit," depicts the the tap is forced to leave, losing his power. of infected blood or blood have been changed by the virus. caught the virus by having unprotected sex. Garden of Eden with a It is a little discouraging that this is the products, or sexual contact. Each of them courageously told of their Marlo Queyquep (AS SO) was one of representation of life coming out case. Not that the guy has lost his power, but "Any form of sex is dangerous experiences living day to day with an many audience members who said they of the Earth. that he had power in the fiiSt place just if unprotected," she said. incurable disease. thought the evening's discussion had an Each weekend, different because he got a hold of the tap. Latex condoms work best when Yolanda, a 39-year-old mother of four, important and significant impact. students will have the opportunity A guy holding the tap on a Saturday is used correctly, she said, and was diagnosed in April 1990. "Listening and learning more about this to display their individual work at more powerful than President Roselle. Let's plastic wrap works effectively "I didn't think it could happen to me," disease can really put your life and health in various locations. face it. Kids want beer and Roselle's never when pa.rticipating in oral she said. "There are consequences for perspective," he said. "After hearing The University Gallery, bought me one. What about you? intercourse. everything, and no matter what happens, everything that was said tonight, the best Recitation Hall, Taylor Hall, the The tap is a symbol of power. It means I Blood in any bodily fluid can you can't go back to the way things were." way to prevent the spread of this disease is Hollingsworth Building, the am popular and I party. Some party goers transmit the virus, Lincoln said. Paul, who was diagnosed with HIV at 18, through education." see ART SHOW page A7 will go as far as to try and steal the tap from a keg. It takes a real jerk to attempt that. People invite you to there home to have some beer and you leave with a lump under your shirt. Mayor Sills kicks of Wilmington's revitilization A tap with a lock on It Is a sad thing to see. It says. you can't even trust the people By Jennifer Post city, such as its cultural and social Ellen Roberts said the board members However, Cosgrove said, a strategic you invited to you house to party and drink Staff ~porter aspects. are primarily chief executive officers of committee is looking at various options your beer, yet you see it at this university The city of Wilmington's corporate • A targeted strategy to revitalize the corporations who in a voluntary effort for the project and talking to people in once in while. and political tycoons, armed with $1 core business district, also known as have pledged $1 million over the next the community to get their opinions. The same thing goes for toilet paper. million in private promises, launched downtown Wilmington. four years to suppon the project. "As a board member," he said, "I When you have a party you can only put one their project to revitalize the city • To strive for excellence in design Wilmington 2000, Roberts said, is "a hope the project will be supportive on roll out. If you put anything more out, it gets Monday. and architecture to capture the city's corporation whose mission is to increase making sure Wilmington is stolen. It's touchy because if you put too The Wilmington 2000 project is a historical character. the economic vitality of the city and economically strong, as well as little out, your bath towels can get ruined by non-profit partnership between private Sills officially kicked off the project strengthen its role as a center of cultural culturally and socially revitalized." a desperate guest. businesses and the government aimed at Monday by announcing the names of the and social life." Delmerico said Sills encouraged After four years of university education, strengthening the city, said Mark 22 members on the project's board of By donating the money, she said, the business leaders that the project's goals the things that weigh on me the most are a Delmerico, special assistant to Mayor directors. members show "their strong dedication can be accomplished by working dumb guy in a mesh shin who calls people James H. Sills. James H. Gilliam, executive vice and confidence" in the project. together. "Pansy Ass," recycling flyers and mugs, and The initial goals of Wilmington 2000 president and general counsel of The board is also looking to Roberts said CEOs are competitive hot taps and toilet paper. include: Beneficial Corp., will be board's strengthen the relationship between city and used to producing results, and those I think I'm ready for the real world. • A marketing plan to suppon chairman. government and the private sector as traits will help to further Wilmington existing businesses and attract new William C. Wyer, former president of well. 2000's success. ones. the Delaware State Chamber of Delmarva Power's CEO Howard She added, "We a ll hope to fulfill the • A promotional strategy to i n s t i II Commerce, was chosen as the project's Cosgrove, a Wilmington 2000 board mis ion of revitali zing the business of pride in residents and b u s i n e s s managing director, Delmerico said. member, said specific plans of action downtown Wilmington." persons of the unique qualities of the Wilmingt on 2000 Program Director have not yet been formulated. A4. THE RfVIEW. May 7, 1993

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By Karen Angstadt CopyEdiror Alex P. Keaton would have been in his glory at Wednesday's debut of the Stock Market Game Economics Fair Fourth through seventh graders from elementary schools throughout Delaware competed at the Delmarva Power Conference Center, where their financial marketing skills were tested. The students have been playing the Stock Market Game since January when they received 100,000 imaginary dollars to track, buy and sell stock for 10 weeks. Throughout this time, the students received reports on the status of their stock. Sponsored by the university center for economics education, the fair rewarded the 85 little stock brokers for playing the Stock Market THE R£VIEW I Karen Angstadt Game. The future entrepreneurs were Local elementary school students participate in the Stock Market not rewarded with money, but with Game sponsored by the university. THE REVIEW I Walter M. Eberz plenty of ribbons. . Newark train station may be the stop for trains to and from Philadelphia if SEPTA and DeiDot agree to Bart Miller, a principal and reopen the commuter lines between the two cities. investment representative for Alex Brown and Sons Inc. in Wilmington. was one of the four judges for the "We are enthusiastic to the point where we fair. want to increase interest in the program for ·philadelphia to Newark rail lines "I thought it was just wonderful. It just lifted my whole day to see those next year, make more of a financial kids." commitment and convince others to." The students received awards for ··may reopen by this summer their performance in a written exam, - DeForest johnson, judge for the fair a newspaper scavenger hunt and an run from the to negotiate with the university for oral presentation about why they Delaware Transit Claymont/Wilmington area to a shuttle bus between Newark and chose their company and how it has Philadelphia. the Wilmington train station for done in the market. sophistication of the students, arguments," said Amy Saltzman, age Authority and Under the proposed deal, students to use when the trains are Fourth grader Jason Rosenberg especially because most of them nine. SEPT A would extend services for not running. expressed his opinion of the day, "I were fourth graders. I thought that The Burnett Elementary group's 18 of those I ines down to Sandy The state also hopes to open didn' t like the scavenger hunt the oral presentations were quite teacher, Ronnie Cohen. said, "I SEPTA are Bay, McNul ty said. some park-and-ride lots . McNulty because it was just too boring. I liked good. didn't think they would do as· well as Delaware's intention is to pick said. the other fun stuff." "Almost every team had a Jot of they did because they are just negotiating new up people as they are coming into The main stumbling block in the As for whether or not the test was creativity and a jingle in their learning decimals." the state, whether they are on their negotiations, McNulty said, is "the challenging, Rosenberg said, "It was presentation." The overall first-place team in the commuting deal way to work in Wilmington or state haggling with SEPTA over mildly hard." Miller said the success of the sixth and seventh grade division, Philadelphia. costs." After having viewed the exam the whole Stock Market Game program from Laurel Middle School, drove . By Jim Weaver The Newark stop for this route According to McNulty, SEPTA students were to take, Miller said, "I can be credited to Gail Funk, two hours to participate in the fair. Staff Reporter would be at the train station under claims their costs have risen and was overwhelmed by the knowledge program coordinator for the center "It was worth it," said Roy The Delaware Transit Authority the Route 896 overpass, McNulty they would need more money than the kids had and the questions on the for economic education. Parsons, a 12-year-old from the and South Eastern Pennsylvania said. Currently Amtrak trains stop the state is offering. exam." Johnson said, "She is great at winning team. Transportation Authority (SEPT A) there twice a day. Harry Garfoth, a representative One question was: generating enthusiasm and making Their teacher, Regina Royer, are negotiating a train line that McNulty said the state expects for SEPTA, said there is currently "A blue-chip stock is one that?" the program fun and educational." explained just what a sacrifice the would make commuting from there will be a good amount of no agreement, and he had no A. only big corporations buy Funk said she was extremely team of five boys had made for the Newark to Philadelphia a lot student usage as well, perhaps with comment on the negotiations. B. is issued by large, financially happy with the turnout of events at contest. easier. students using the lines to get Carl Luft, Newark city manager, stable corporations the fair and the survey the students "We had to do everything during The two parties are discussing a home. said the city has heard little on the C. only major investors can afford filled out showed they were, too. lunchtime. The boys would hurry up deal that would open a transit line Currently there are 1,800 people current situation. D. always sells for more than $100 "One of the only things the and eat their lunch and then they between Sandy Bay, Md., to who use the Claymont/Wilmington "About a year ago, we had Michelle Parr, a fourth grader at students wanted improved was to would learn everything they could." . Philadelphia. line daily, according to McNulty. continual contact with the state, Burnett Middle school, said she have a longer lunch." Asked if they thought they would Mark McNulty, Delaware He expects the Newark line to add but we've not been involved in the wasn't worried about the written Johnson said he is pleased with place first overall, as well as come · Transit Authority director, says 600 to 700 more. current negotiations," Luft said. exam they were to take. this year's competition and looks out with a ribbon in every category, there are currently 36 trains that McNulty said the state is trying "I'm more nervous about the oral forward to a bigger fair next year. they replied, "We weren't sure." report." she said as she glanced "We are enthusiastic to the point One thing was for sure. No matter down at the notecards in front of her. where we want to increase interest in win or lose: every student seemed to Her three teammates said while the program for next. year, make know the answer to the question, they had all memorized their lines more of a financial coiiUllitment and "What kind of market do you want a for their two-minute presentation of convince others to." bull or a bear?'' the Coca-Cola Company, Michelle The overall winners for the fourth The little stock brokers answered UD club focuses on wildlife was not as confident about the grade, who received first place in the in unison with a shrug. "A bull situation. visual and newspaper exam as well market!" Conservation club helps preserve natural habitats But, asked if she knew what as overall for the day, were Coca-Cola was selling for, Parr said, surprised at their own "Around $40 per share." By Shannon Perrine Washington, D.C. accomplishments. Control by posting signs in various DeForest Johnson, vice president StaR"II.epor!er They will also travel south to "I thought we'd be, like, las\. areas of the state to mark what they and branch manager of Legg Mason Endangered furry, feathery and Trap Por¥1 Stale Pari<: to observe arxl because our group didn't work well call "sensitive vegetation." which is Wood Walker in Wilmington and a scaly critters have found sorre new count migratory birds. together. We had a Jot of any plant life that is rare or judge of the fair, said: "Quite friends am:mg students on carq>uS. The group leaves today oo a two­ extremely sensitive to crop dusting. frankly, I was impressed with the The Wildlife Conservation day camping trip to the state park. Wortman described the project level of knowledge and the Club's sole purpose to look after where they will do some hiking, as an effort to say: "Hey! Here are species whose futures have been canoeing am bird walehing. some erxlangered plants!" ignoced. "We'll just Iring our biooculars A major focus of the group is the Although the group concentrates and see what we can spot," maintenance of Delaware's oo some of the same issues as other Wortman said internationally-recognized estuary organizations, President Charles Wortman said the group was systerm, which are wetlands aeated Wortman (AG SR) insists its focus already planning the camping trip in areas where fresh water from is firmly on the preservation of when a group rrember discovered rivers or streams meets salt water. wildlife. lntematiooal Migratory Bird Day is Estuaries are home to many -WE CAN HELP YOU WITH "We see ourselves as different this Saturday. specific types of wildlife, and the MRnHING YOU NEED TO from the Student Environmental The Smithsonian oovertised for club intends to raise awareness GO ABROAD-from... t1te . Aclioo Coalitim," he said. groups or indivkluals to help count about this aspect of Delaware's l~t Wortman served as the group's birdsarxl to monikr~ . ecology. student airfcres , ywr inspiration when they experienced Information the students compile Wortman said the state's estuary InternatiOnal Sttxlent ID &ywr Ellail waning interest last year. will be combined with data from system is i.npxtant because it is the ~55 to ... tr~ guides, backpacks & He became the club's president similar groups throoghout the nalioo sole pit stop migratory birds make mfo oo wm atx"OCK.l ...• Cane by and and lead them on a whale-watching and published by the Smithsonian. between Florida, regions further talk to us sanetimetwe11 11 give yoo trip to Massachusetts, as well as in Wortman said this Jrogram. ooly south am Canada. oor FREE Sttxlent ravel Catalog cleanup octivities aroui¥1 the area in its second year, started from "a The club has also helped several &answer~ tr~ questions you The club, which has been al the real concern about tropical organizations clean up the university for about five years, is migrants." environment. It participated in "Get now 45 members strong and He added this is the optimum The Drift and Bag It" program in extrerrely active. time for bird watching because which they cleaned up some of ~-~ Some of the life-saving and "males are putting on their summer Delaware's shore line in consciousness-raising activities the plwnage." cooperation with the state. group has recently been a part of 3606A Chestnut Street The club is sending nine The club also rebuilt some nature Philadelphia._PA 191D:t include a raffle to save the members and some graduate trails in New Jersey in coojurx:tion rainforests, plant life preservation students down to Trap Pond for the with a group called Rittenhouse 115·38z·OJ43 projects and maintenance of the IJ"(>gram. Trails. Cell Now stale's estuary systems. The Wildlife Conservation Oub Wortman takes much pide in his The club is also taking a trip to also works closely with the Stale of group's activities. 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-tiona · o · ~glate A+ grade recommendation denied by senate continued from page A1 the grade in the past, was Gordon Bonner, associate would be. enthusiastic about the amendment. professor of business and economic Richard Cunningham, associate particular problems at the "I'm happy to see [the registrar] finance, added to the argument and professor of theater, said, ''There is Rt:,port-, university." finally got their act together," said maybe a grade ofF plus should no definition of an A plus." He added that the only time a Schweizer said. "A plus is the one be given "if a student fails a course, Robin Palkovitz, associate Gay Dorms Nixed At University of South Carolina; Sale problem would occur is if the A plus grade that is justified, it's nice to but with distinction." professor of individual and family Cornell Falley, Florida Atlantic University; was based on a 4.0 scale instead of have that option." After the crowd of Senators studies, said, "There is also nq Ericka Hayes, Washington 4.33. This would lead to problems in Farley Grubb, associate professor stopped laughing, Bonner ended his definition of B plus or C plus work.' University (St. Louis); Phoebe the calculation of a student's GPI. of economics, disagreed. argument by stating, "A student with Murray concluded: "This is an ITHACA, N.Y.- The Juel, Grinnell College (Iowa); The reaction was mixed during "The notion we need an A plus to an A average will still get into argument for the plus/minus system president of Cornell University David Larson, University of the debate. award a student makes me feel graduate school." as an option. We would be allowing vetoed a proposal passed by the Wisconsin; Nikki Laski, Iowa Edward E . Schweizer, a you're giving out As too easily," Some of the members questioned a professor to denote for the purpose Student Assembly to create a gay. State University; Anna Menge, chemistry professor who supported Grubb said. what the criteria for A plus work of honesty and accuracy.'' · Marquette University; Rhonda lesbian and bisexual living and Rodriguez, Boston University; learning unit in a dormitory building. Jessica Sison, San Fransisco State President Frank H. T. Rhodes University; Jeff Thompson, University of California-Berkeley; vetoed the measure because he said DUSC proposal shot down in the Faculty Senate he didn't want a faction of students and John Van DeWeert, Princeton University. to separate themselves from the continued from page A1 agreed with the students' cause but Bonnie Scott: professor of committees shall consist of faculty rest of the community. questioned the wording of the English, asked, "How do you know and shall have a significant number "I would express the same view assigned to investigate the matter resolution. where the issue will be assigned of students." if presented with requests for further. "What about people and before discussion?" Carol E. Hoffecker, associate similar living units from other Look For 'Hidden' job Shapiro explained the new administrators outside the Farley Grubb, associate professor provost for graduate studies, racial, religious, ethnic or special resolution is a compromise between university?" Boncelet asked. ''This of economics, followed the line of suggested the resolution read: "the interest groups," he wrote in a Markets DUSC's demands and the questions resolution excludes everyone except questioning. "What will work best committees shall consist of an odd letter to Student Assembly that arose over voting privileges at faculty and student members." is not known before hand." number of faculty and students, the last month's meeting. David Smith, associate professor Shapiro, referring to past issues number of faculty to exceed President Pankaj Talkwar in late TACOMA, Wash.- New "We did not include voting in of life and health sciences. agreed: concerning the Greek system. students by one." April. college graduates should look for this text," Shapiro said to a packed "It has good intent, but it's the answered, "It is usually obvious." After long discussion, the The Student Assembly voted "hidden" job markets that provide room of Senators. "What we are language that we're voting on. As The floor was then opened to original resolution got lost in the 11-7 in March to create a 60-room opportunities in high-growth areas really looking for is increased it's written it has to be rejected." amendments on the resolution. shuffle and modified by numerous unit at Clara Dickson Residence of their fields, a career service participation." Another problem arose over the Shapiro offered to change the alternatives. Hall for lesbian, gay and bisexual director advises. The first problem the Senators assignment of student issues to wording of their resolution and add W ith the set time limit running students. Although companies may not be pointed to was the issue of certain committees. DUSC wants to the phrase "among its" before the out, Senator Edward Schweizer hiring as many graduates as usual representation on the be part of those committees, but the final word "members." closed the dcl>atc. this spring, high job potential subcommittees. Faculty Senate doesn't assign the Senator Boncelet offered an "I can't imagine Faculty Senate 11 exists in industries such as health Aiex, I'll Take History Charles Boncelct, associate issues to a group until a full alternative. He proposed the wouldn't allow students to bring in care. packaging. automotive, professor of electrical engineering, discussion has taken place. wording be changed to, "the their opinions." For $500" manufacturing, government and merchandising, said Dianna Kunce, assistant director for career NEW YORK -Fifteen college services at lhe University of Puget students are scheduled to appear on Sound. "Jeopardy's" College Lawsuit "Graduates must do some Championship for two weeks in research on who's hiring and continued from page A 1 May. Students participate in experiment consider different areas," Kunce They will compete for $25,000 continuedfrompageA1 system," Rivera said . now we have something in "There is no law in Delaware said. · in scholarships and a convertible. "Throughout the day they took common." that would mandate legal For example, Kristen Andonian. The tournament is being played time in the hospital. "I blood from me. I sat around, Beck said the Clinical representation in [university ] a Univf'rsiJy of .Pu.gf'l SoWlcl watched a million movies." played cards, watched movies Research Unit conducts about judicial hearings. Brooks said. in three pl1ases and is scheduled to student who earned a degree in Beck said Bushweller took and studied. 12 tests a year and volunteers "Therefore, we don't do it." air May 3 through May 14. There communication and English, found Voltaren, an anti· inflamatory "I thought I'd be going are limited to participating in One exception, he said, was a is a minimum guarantee of $7,500 a job as production coordinator in for third place, $10,000 for second drug that was receiving a new crazy, but it wasn't that bad at only three studies annually 1978 case involving a University the marketing department of a coating to prevent stomach all. The worst part about it Women are not able to of Rhode Island student charged place and $25,000 for the winner. children's hospital. upset. During his first visit, he was that I couldn't go outside participate in experiments, with rape. The participants include: Patrick "I never dreami:d of working for was given a dose of the the entire time. I'd definitely Beck said. ·~You're never "Only a felony pending off Archdeacon, Columbia University; a hospital," Andonian said. "But it already-marketed Voltaren do it again." going to know if it affects an campus would require legal Keena Baumgartner, University of suits me well." Illinois; Eric Biber, Harvard and then took a dose of the Rivera said the hospital unborn fetus." representation, he said. served three meals a day. Candidates who go through "Therefore, I think Fitch had University; Andrea Bloom, Illinois -Compiled by College Press new capsule form on his State University; Nelson Brooks, second visit. including Egg McMuffins for the initial screening process no right to a lawyer in this case." Service . "We checked to sec how breakfast and a catered dinner and arc found to have had a After posting a $1 ,000 bond, the nc w form of Voltaren to make up for the hospital past drug dependency are Fitch returned to class, Brooks dissol vcd because with a menu served at lunch. automatically disqualified said, but he must live off campus capsule it dissolves differently "I signed a release form and from experimentation. and is not permitted to enter any in the bloodstream," Beck if there were any problems "We rely on their honesty," residence halls. Show displays fine art said. because of the medication Beck said of the participants. A hearing is set for May 1 7 continued from page A1 that of Megan Sturm (AS JR), will Two weeks ago, while they said they would pay for She said the highest amount where the judge will issue either be displayed at the Janvier Gallery. many students were in their the hospital bills," Rivera of money paid to a participant a preliminary or permanent Janvier Uallery, Clayton Hall, May 14 at Recitation Hall , classes, Joe Rivera (AG JR) said. was $2,000 for a test. injunction on the case, he said. Crystal Concepts and Objects of Kathie Pierson (AS SR) will earned $1,600 testing a drug Both Bushweller and Bushweller said: "The Desire will all display the artists' display ceramic dinnerware with for ten days in Eastern· Rivera went with friends to money is a lifesaver. Once. work. colors similar to those of the Pennsylvania Psychiatric the experiments, but said it when my friends came out of Among the photography on planet Saturn. Hospital. was fun meeting people from a 10-day test, we went down display will be Mary Manner's "My inspiration is space," she "I basically do it to pay for other schools in the hospital. the beach and just spent a lot Biden (AS SR) "Exposed." said. "The images are a school and most of my Bushweller, who met a of cash. Money was no object. continued from page A1 Mattner, who took her first subconscious of the planets." teachers understood (why I student from Drexel who has "For a college student. if photo in seventh grade, said she is Rob Burgess (AS GR) will missed classes)," Rivera said. made $20,000 doing drug you have the time, you can't such as community policing and a little nervous, yet excited to be present his paintings May 21 at the "For ten days in a row they tests, said, "You meet people beanhat kind of money." special training for rural police: exhibiting. University Gallery. gave me one pill and tested from different schools and it's should be expanded." "I love photography," Mattner "My work deals with the way how long it s tayed in my not like you keep in touch but Joyce Walter, coordinator of the said. "It's a way to express things I symbols of the spiritual or the university's Wellspring program, said feel." divine connect to our collective Biden's plan gives the nation a Mattner's work, together with unconscious," he said. hopeful outlook, but added it has to be strictly enforced or it will take too long to actually be effective. dragged out. This is our last "People say education is the key to chance, and if the city turns us lhc war on drugs," Walter said, "but Sigma Nu down again. I fear we may never SPA to reorganize group lhis won't work unless it's started at continued from page A1 get back on campus," Vanderpool continued from page A1 programming for the campus." an early age. said. In the past SPA has been "I agree that it should be taught in WANTED I to work on the house daily at 10 University Fire Marshal Bernie said. "Things arc just starting to responsible for bringing $1 movies a formal manner because it relates to Alexander went to the Sigma Nu crystallize." and live entertainment to perform If you have Ideas about a.m. since their eviction. They go the future of these children's lives." in shifts and stay until about one or house on Tuesday to inspect. When Demgen said the original for students at sites around s he said. "They won't succeed if renovations. menu changes. dining two getting work done, Vanderpool he found a violation on the first format of the group has proven campus. they're involved with drugs." plans and service enhancements. said. floor he asked if they would like inefficient in handling those new A new name will be chosen fo r Mary-Lynn Manikas (HR SO) and the student Dining Committee Is for Kirsten Void, rooms assignment him to go on, they said no and demands. the organization to indicate to DeVere Keen (AS FR) both said they you! This committee communicates 1 officer for Housing and Residence asked h'im to come back on 'Positions that once required a students the changes within and feel education is the ~st way to figh! student concerns and comments to Life, said several members of the Wednesday, Vanderpool said. limited set of responsibilities, for that the organization is "under the nation's drug problem Dining Services and Administration. fraternity have been placed in Brothers worked all night and example, have seen their duties new management," Demgen said. "I think that making drug They also played a major role In the Pencader and Rodney residence when Alexander came back the grow beyond the capabilities of a SPA will undertake the education a part of children's recent focus group for new dining halls. They are charged on a daily next day he said it looked 100 single person, she said. reevaluation process more everyday lessons in school would plans and In the renovation of rate depending on the area of times better, Vanderpool said. "We need to break [those jobs] earnestly in the coming weeks. she definitely help to make lhem aware of Rodney, Pencader. and Harrington. campus in which they were placed. "City fire inspectors have been down into components," Demgen said. the dangers of drugs," Manikas said. Interested? Questions? Call Katie Joe Lank, head of the Sigma Nu asked to come Friday for a final said. "Up until last week, people Keen said education plays a maiQ Moore at 831-1310 or Dining Alumni Chapter, has requested that inspection and hopefully they will In addition to reclassifying were too busy getting through part in diminishing lhe drug problem; Services at 831 -6761 . the city reinspect the house Friday. be able to move back in by Friday certain jobs, the group will with what needs to be done," she but added that formal education "The university has assisted us evening," Lank said. examine the emphasis of its said. isNQilthe route to take. ' in determining violations that need Vanderpool said when the programs, she said. "Everyone seems to think that "I don't think we should scare kidS ~~ITYoF fixing. Though they are important, brothers are back in the house he "We're looking at programs lo this is something lhat just dropped with formal information," she said: l).w\WARE the city inspection is the one we will hold a meeting and say, see what we need to dump and out of the air, but the thing is that "We should give them facts througl) are preparing for," Lank said. "Listen, now we see how we take what we need to do more of," the last five years people have said programs that hit home and lhen lheY. DINING SERVICES "It has been very frustrating for the house for granted. Let this Demgen said. "SPA will be 'you know, we really ought to can make the decisions on their own. · everyone because it has been so serve as a lesson." different, but it will still be doing change this or that,"' she said. "Scare tactics just make kids more curious."

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PageA8 The Review's opinion There they go again Faculty Senate once again ignores students~ best .interests on equal representation in student affairs and addmg the A+

In the immortal words of Ronald criticism of the Senate have appeared Reagan, there they go again. several times this semester in The The Senate - the Faculty Senate, Review. that is. Not once did we receive any son of Keeping pace with a history of non· response. inclusion. the Senators decided Monday This shows how concerned the students should not have equal Faculty Senate is with communicating representation on committees with and answering the concerns of the concerning affairs which directly affect student body. them. Evidentally, not a whole lot. Does this sound unfair? Then there's the matter of the A+. You bet it does. There is no reason The Senate originally voted in the why we should not have an equal voice plus I minus grading system over in our affairs. student objections. Even a compromise proposed by Having an A+, like many schools do. Associate Provost for graduate studies would give an added motivation to Beauty or food? Don't make that choice Carol E. Hoffecker, which would have pursue academic excellence. . in order to be happy. Again, the Senate voted down th1s Summer sure does stir up some old given students a 50-percent-minus-one memories. Volleyball, suntanning, swimming, The common thread of subliminal vote. went down in names. proposal. buying a bikini, Vivarin .... encouragement is to lose weight. All this makes it seem like the faculty The students on this campus deserve Commentary In a young girl's mind, losing weight comes an explanation from the Senate as to Many people are unaware that the bikini is is afraid students might put a small dent not just a collection of small pieces of material to equal happiness and, in human nature, in their power monopoly. why these proposals should not have By Liz Lardaro everyone wants instant happiness. been passed. designed to scantlily cover the body and make The Senate may feel , as more men's eyes pop out of their heads. So instead of using it to make instant coffee, permanent members of the university Individual Senate members. no we used caffeine for instant gratification. doubt, do care about student opinions. All joking aside, the bikini can be the source community, they have more of a right to of indirect trauma for many young females. Tenibly afraid of gaining back the weight I rule on issues. Perhaps they had good reasons to reject had lost. I refused to let anyone actually see me them. We would like to hear the Myself included. summer," if I wasn't convinced that almost Certainly this is ture concerning And I'm not talking about finding a good everyone knows someone with an eating eat. After coming home from the diner with my administrative matters and concerns not reasons. friends. who had eaten french fries with cheese Faculty Senators, The Review would color to go with my eye color (they're brown, disorder. directly related to student life. anyway). Whether it's anorexia nervosa. bulimia or just and vanilla ice aeam sundaes while I sipped on But when it comes to us (remember like to here from you . Let us know a diet Coke, I would grab whatever was in my you're alive and care about what It all began in the summer of 1987, the a plain old proclivity for taking caffeine, it's the fac~ s in your classes?), we ought to summer after my freshman yezr in high school. refrigerator and eat it in haste and secret, as if students think. happening. It could be happening to someone have a voice. The Vivarin Summer. you love, someone you hate or someone you this would deter the weight from coming baclc. In staff editorials and columns, Our mailbox is waiting. As a ftftecn-year-old girl, being able to wear just lcnow casually. Or. perhaps. to you. Sound like anyone you know? a bikini and look like all the models on T.V. was The Vivarin Summer is scary because it My slight run-in with an eating disorder important to me. planted a seed in my psyche for what could have ended there. I realized that crazy eating habits Perpetually unrealistic, but important become the woman-eating plant of anorexia do not equal a beautiful individual. nonetheless. The American Medical Association defmes Liking yourself does. A good friend and I decided the best way to anorexia nervosa as "a refusal to eat that can But for many young women, what I About Review & Opinion achieve such a goddess-like appearance was to lead to extreme loss of weight. hormonal underwent grows and mutates further into a self· eliminate one activity in particular. disturbances and even death." consuming monster that can ;.)(;ill if gone Review and Opinion: The opinion page is reserved for opinion and commentary. The editorial Eating. I define it as a disease that's much too easy to unattended. · above represents the consensus of The Review staff and is written by the editorial ed~tor, except We replaced the dreaded "e" word with a get. Slim-fasting doesn't work because you gain when signed. Columns are the opinion of the author. Editorial cartoons represent the op1mon of the temporary-energy-yielding but never really The reason anorexia is so easy to get is it back eventually. Woddng out ten times a day artist. Letters to the editor contain the opinions of our readers. satisfying substance. because it's so hard for its young victims to won't work if you eat all the wrong foods. And Caffeine. escape the constant media harassment that says all Vivarin will do is make you want to go to the We spent the summer popping one in the you have to be 5'10" and weigh 115 pounds to bathroom. morning, drinking water, popping one in the be beautiful. There are more than 600 muscles in the body. afternoon, going swimming and then picking at Why else would that icy mush the Scrounge Your mind is stronger than all of them put salad for dinner. pawns off as ''fat-free" yogurt sell so well? together. Editorial staff For us, this was the easiest solution to the Commercials aimed at women influence us It's society's overblown image of what · Rich Campbell, editorial editor/columnist John Ottinger, cartoonist frustrating endeavor of weight loss. Sure, we to think we need to lose weight, stay wrinkle· makes a woman beautiful that needs to go on a ; Doug Donovan, ei:iitor' in chief/columnist Jeff Pearlman, columnist lost weight. And we wore bikinis. free, wear no flake mascara and our lives will be diet. not the selected individual. ; Uz urdaro, columnist Wil Shamlin, cartoonist But you can bet we gained it all back. ideal. See you on the beach. l karen Levinson, columnist Rebecca Tollen, columnist And you can also bet I wouldn't give people Commercials aimed at men influence us to liz Lardaro is an editorial rolumnist for The ! Creg Orlando, columnist Rob Wherry, columnist y the chance to say. "what a moron, she took think we need to lose weight, look ''naturally" Review. Vivarin and didn't really eat for a whole beautiful and be distant relatives of Dolly Panon The SAP has run dry, the King is dead, good riddance

"At home, drawing pitiures. Of mo1111taintops. as he and his group were and are above criticism. It getting tickets was "bad press" I had given them. cultural JXOgrams. With him on top."-Jeremy, Pearl Jam. was once mentioned in this publication that SAP His objections to our coverage of SAP events This year, SAP has been largely outdone by wasn't doing a very good job in booking bands on were legion. We didn't say enough good things Electric Factory Concerts who generally are able to I have recently learned that SAP (Student campus. about SAP tlXlvies. We were guilty of reporting on get bands with a pulse to play the newly Activities Programming) is dead. This news comes The writer suggested SAP try and get some new the events themselves instead of the SAP constructed Bob Carpenter Convocation Center. from Julie Demgen. associate director of The bands (bands fanned before 1908) to play at The organizers who put the event togethcr. So it goes. . · ~ ~ Perkins Student Center. Delaware Fieldhouse or The Carpenter Sports Etcetera. etcetera There are, of course, two sides to this story. "" $! SAPs passing caused me great sadness. After Building. One might wonder when a student organization, There are two sides to every story. More than two ' s ~ hearing of this tenible news I was unable to finish She opined that SAP should try and get two or made up student volunteers, is above criticism. sometimes. ~ "- .~. ~ 0 a third helping of Cheez Doodles. three really big bands a year instead of retreads like One might ask why one student organization You will probably be able to detect only one •. ~ There is much to be said about SAP, 99 percent The Allman Brothers and Little Feat. might think it's above another, even to the point side in this column. King Jeremy granted me an of which is bad. It stirs the intellect. Blasphemy! The writer was chastised and where it dictates the policy of anothcr group. interview and then recinded his offer. His ' ~ ~ ' SAP, for the uninformed in the audience, is the singled out as a heretic for her unholy thoughts. One might wonder why one group (or person in majesties' opinion will not appear 'twixt these \)' student group responsible for bringing us such fine The works of SAP are neither to be criticized or this case) might get so defensive when things don't fragile pages. a1 :::..... musical acts as Meat Ball and The Go Gos a few made light of. go exactly their way. So the King is dead and his court has been l:q years back. I should know. I've criticized them in the past One might wonder no longer. razed. Long live the line to stomp on the King's On the weekends, they show films in Smith -and gotten zotzed for it. To the first: No student group is above reproach. royal grave. Hall. Good ones, bad ones, new ones, old ones. When I tried to procure Bryan Adams tickets, To the second: A group might think to impose From SAP's charred remains, a new group will Their King was named Jeremy the Wicked and The King would not speak to me. I left at least five its will on another group if it's on a severe ego trip, emerge. Hopefully, this new group will continue he ruled with an iron fist. messages on the SAP machine asking if His suffering from delusions of imponance. its predecessor's fine job of bringing tlXlvies and When The Review needed tickets to SAP Majesty might respond to our request. To the third: People on power trips often don't other cultural programs to ~pus . concens, we had to first speak to King Jeremy. If King Jeremy did not return my calls. He did, like to have their authority (either real or assumed) And with luck, SAP's gigantic ego will remain King Jeremy was displeased, the heavens however, tell the editor-in-chief of The Review challenged. buried with Jeremy The Wicked. blackened and the earth shook - a bad omen and that he refused to give me tickets to see Bryan SAP has an imponant role to play on campus. ticlcets would be most difficult to obtain. Adams. While their record with concerts generally stinks, ~Orlando is an editorial columnist for The We at The Review learned not to offend Jeremy The reason he gave for excluding me from they do do a good job with movies and other Rev1ew.

Letters to the editor Creeks defend Burke information concerning ZENECA Pearlman wrote the Greek Party "would have Pharmaceutical Group's $75,000 grant to the Thanks for scholarship benefit . ~ no chance of winning if students weren't university's college of Nursing for minority : John B\Re made spelling errors in his party apathetic." Maybe this is true, but at this point, scholarships (The Review, April 20). On Monday, May 3, friends of Laura Paluelli ~latform. John Burke did not have all the answers at the DUSC presidential debates. John Greeks are the only ones who seems to care ZENECA Pharmaceuticals Group (formerly held a benefit at the Deer Park Tavern in order Burke represented 15 pereent of the student about taking an active role in DUSC. What ICI Pharmaceuticals Group) is a wholly owned to help raise money to begin a memorial better than tSody with his Greek Party candidacy. group to eliminate student apathy the subsidiary of the international British-based scholarship in her name. only which isn't apathetic itsetn : But John Burke. along with other members one company, ICI PLC. ICI PLC, due to its long· As friends of Laura. we would like to extend qf the Greek Party, had overwhelming Greek standing Commonwealth associations with our sincerest thanks to everyone who showed Matt O'Donnell (AS SO), President (translation: voter) support on last Tuesday's South Africa, does have business interests in up and gave their suppon. It was because of you E>USC elections. Why did every single Tau Kappa Epsilon that country. that the night was such a memorable and However, ZENECA Pharmaceuticals Group successful event. oandidate tn the Greek Party win by wide Special thanks also goes out to the Deer Park margins? is solely a U.S. business and it has no dealings : The Greek victory in the DUSC elections I personally wouldn't want a group to run my with South Africa nor, as a matter of principle, Tavern, the banenders, waiters and waitresses, Juliet's Wishing Well and DJ. Tuck. e)thiblted one primary thing: Greeks on this government that couldn't unite to vote. We does it suppon apanheid. might be small but we're strong. ZENECA Pharmaceuticals Group is Your time and support was greatly ~mpus are the only group of students So Jeff, step off, keep an open mind and stop appreciated. tlXltivated enough to at least and vote for committed to improving the quality of health ao out projecting your igl\orance on the Greeks. We the candidate who best represents their interests care in this country and our home state of finally have a government that will make a Delaware. llisa Steinberg (ED JR) as well as become involved in an organization Lisa Harnstead (ED JR) that has lacked substantial student involvement positive chan&e at last. I am concerned your editorial mischaracterizes the ZENECA Pharmaceuticals Kristen Schmidt (ED JR) andsuppon. AJ. Brody (AS SO), Vice-president Karin Lawrence (ED JR) : Greeks are tired of the Animal House image Group's donation and unfairly criticizes both the Phi Delta Theta colony university and the College of Nursing's ~hlch prevails nationwide. Greeks are tired of Editor's note: Laura Patuelli, a university by the motivation for accepting this grant. being chased around Faculty Senate for student, died this winter of complicalions due 10 titeir GPAs.""But most of all, Greeks are tired of ZENECA solely U.S. business Robert C. Black, President double pneumonia. ~i ng misunderstood. I am writing to clarify certain inaccurate ZENECA Pharmaceuticals Group May 7, 1993 • THE REVIEW. A9

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Trent hurts racial harmony You feel that White people owe you "mankind" for "humanity") because manipulate not only your pawns, but "unifying" experience. something for what happened a they "want to," fine. But I'm going to the opponent's pawns as well, to Unfortunately, I was unable to This is in response to the letter to the number of years ago. Why do you let them know what I think of it, and attack the enemy's king. This is express my opinions while in college editor by Horace Trent III, May 4. deserve compensation? You weren't if they don't treat me and my ideas accomplished through rhetoric, blind because of the fear that my entire Knock! Knock! It's the Black around then; no · one owes you with the respect they deserve, I'm not party allegiance, and the hope that the sorority would be punished. But as an students. So what! Mr. Trent, what is anything. Are the Christians supposed going to be nice about it. If Mr. pawns are easily manipulated. alumna, my sorority cannot be held your problem? Doug Donovan clearly to expect compensation from the Orlando wishes to exorcise his This whole P.C. thing is just some responsible for my views. In fact, they stated that no one, Black or other, is Romans because of the fact that they. personal demons by ranting (and using specter created by conscrvati ves like do not even know I wrote this. restricted from writing for The many centuries ago, killed Jesus lousy grammar) about how "we" are Rush Limbaugh, Jesse Helms, or Looking back on past years and Review. So why are you still Christ? Are the Jews supposed to oppressing him, you go, boy. But I David Duke in order to manipulate the knowing the absurdity of '93's Greek complaining, Mr. Trent? People like expect something from the Germans have no qualms about writing and populace into thinking that the next Week, I wonder why the Greek system you (I don't mean Black people) are because of what Hitler did? No, of telling him that I think he's way out of step of this "political correctness continues the endeavor of going to the ones who piss me off. course not. line and outside of logic. Gestapo" will be speech codes and great lengths to sponsor events. What I mean are people who always Why is it, Mr. Trent, that you refer And when I make these responses, I other assorted evils. Sort of funny. Competition, which is supposed to be find something to whine about. Skin to Blacks in your letter as "my am not trying to be oppressive or a considering censorship was what was "healthy," is drastically reduced to all color doesn't matter, Mr. Trent. Here people?" Surely you don't believe that censor. Yes, Mr. Orlando, you do have on the conservative agenda throughout or nothing. Unification., which is you have a problem addressed, and an every Black person has the same the right to choose "your speech the Reagan-Bush years. Remember the supposed to be the ultimate goal, is answer is given to the best of The beliefs as you, just as I have no patterns, writing style, and NEA? How about the Helms anythin;:J but achieved. Friendships, Review's ability, yet you still find ground to stand on if I were to keep vocabulary." I would never suggest amendment? How about the gag rule which exist among different sororities, something to complain about. Do you saying White people believe that you not be able to speak or print (which by the way, according to the are put on hold when a comp ~ ting expect The Review to go out an beg everything that I say in this letter. It is your ideas as you see fit. But you computer's dictionary, the word "gag" organization is involved. But the_ 1~ost Black students to write articles? Is the just not possible for all people of a don't live in a vacuum, and you can't means "to restrain free speech")? powerful impact that the Greek week staff supposed to publish an article race to believe in the same exact expect to speak without consequences That, girls and boys, sounds a lot holds is the ability to attract non­ about Black people even if the article things; to think so is absurd. or reactions - especially when you more like censorship than someone Greeks to become involved in this or event is not deemed important? It seems to me that you have one set yourself up as a public voice. And asking not to be called something that Fraternal System. How could they be Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying problem, Mr. Trent. You stereotype when I react to you, I'm not they do not like being called. attracted to something that has that an article on a Black person people and by doing that you are necessarily "attacking" you; I'm I think that this whole P.C. become so spiteful? should have no chance of getting hurting the one thing we are trying to arguing, disagreeing, challenging, argument can be summed up like this. Of course, every organization published; I'm saying that The Review accomplish: racial harmony. The protesting- I'm communicating with The left wing has just as many fascists strives to be the best, and that is is only so big and the staff can only Review is not trying to keep you or you. To use the example of gender­ \Vho want to tell you what to think as commendable. But regarding the 9-to- publish a certain number of articles in other Black people out. They are inclusive language, I would hope that the right wing. (Tipper Gore versus 5 world, where Greek life is just a 1 each issue. Do you want us to have simply trying to provide a newspaper a response statement - like "It hurts Jesse Helms: what's the difference?) happy memory, there are other paths quotas requiring The Review to full of articles that appeal to the entire me when you linguistically deny my But it seems to me that the right wing which are extremely more important publish a specific and predetermined university community ; students and existence by refusing to use gender­ would like to do this through force ad than saying "my sorority was Number number of articles about every single staff alike. Keep in mind, Mr. Trent, inclusive language and would prefer laws, and in order to keep the Ward­ One." The circumstances that have race? that your needless whining is that you not do so, especially since and-June-Cleaver, mom, flag and evolved from the recent Greek Week No, Mr. Trent, I think that you accomplishing nothing at all. this all has political ramifications" - apple-pie type status quo, while most need to be evaluateutnames,. will ·be Withheld upon the South back into the Union and in Sorry, guys, but I am not going to sucker. the week's events. As a freshman, I "r ' uest.""':'. .. . . doing so they secured the freedom of live by your double standard. If When we talk about the world of was in awe of the excitement of Greek 1 ~ t~fiden.~§ n~p,Dp,I(l ~fi,ql,lid~ . th~i_r. · all of the Blacks who had been slaves Messrs. Orlando and Donovan want to politics, we must compare it to a game Week, but by the time I was a senior I c 1 ass1· 1cat1on. • with the Civil War amendments to the simply exclude me from humanity by of chess, where you have only two had been exposed to three years of The Review reserves the right to Constitution, specifically the 13th insisting on using generalized kings and the rest pawns. The object stupid nonsense and petty gossip that edit for clarity and space. , Amendment freeing all slaves. masculine pronouns (such as of this political chess game is to surrounded what was supposed to be a

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"If you don't know the Love Gods in Leisure Suits, which Kleintrop) each won a camcorder, a ~ords, just lip-synch 'watermelon.' is one-fourth of the groups from the compact disc player and a trip to university to compete on the MTV Beverly Hills. In th!! second phase of the game show. Rossin says he lives five minutes contest, "Flip Sync," the bands were The Love Gods and the other away from Beverly Hills, in Los shown a video and given 25 minutes three groups, Pretty Sneaky !is, The Angeles. He is naturally ecstatic to prepare a routine to perform for Untouchables and CM (who about the travel plans. Particularly it. They were given cue cards and originally auditioned as the in view of the Love Gods having instructed to actually sing the Weathergirls) are all slated to won a trip to Montego Bay, words. appear on upcoming episodes of Lip Jamaica. The last segment of the contest, Service, a lip synching game show Love Gods (Eger and sophomores "Scratch Factor," was the piece that airing on MTV Thursdays at 5 p.m. Courtney Smith and Adam Shaw) the bands had prepared and Six bands had originally also won sports watches and word auditioned with. Land says, auditioned in the Perkins Student processors. however, MTV used different Center's Bacchus Theater on March Members of the Untouchables versions of the songs. They also 11 in front of an enthusiastic crowd (senior Anita Land, Denise Land, slowed down and sped up the tempo Top: Love Gods in of about 100. The bands were and junior Amy Haley) won disc and the bands had to react leisure Suits just filmed and videotapes of their players, word processors and a trip accordingly. before they performances were sent back to to Mexico for their efforts in New The Untouchables performed the performed in New MTV studios for review. York on Tuesday. song Gangsla by Bell Biv Devoe York. Don't they The result: The Untouchables and CM2 (juniors Christine and Love Gods did the Beastie look just like the Pretty Sneaky Sis were invited to McKenzie, Michelle Monahan and Boys' Pass the Mic. Beastie Boys? New York to tape for the show. The Meghan Smith) taped their show on The other two bands covered Salt Bottom: Pretty remaining bands were invited to Tuesday as well, winning a zoom 'n' Pepa tunes , which was "pretty Sneaky Sis. Philadelphia to re-tape with new camera and a ski trip to Vermont. In cool," says Rossin, since the show's songs. addition to their current booty, the DJ was Salt ' n' Pepa's Spinderella. Terminally hip MTV said their winners could be selected to return CM2 dished out Let's Talk About original song choices were too old for the semi-fi nal contest. The one Sex. and Pretty Sneaky Sis did Do - for example, the Beastie Boys's lucky team that wins the final Lip You Really Want Me. Hey Ladies, which the Love Gods Service competition will have its The groups were judged in three originally essayed - or had been video shown as a re gu lar fixture on categories for each lc~ of the done on Lip Service before. MTV. And get more booty. contest: accuracy, body mechanics The Philadelphia re-taping won and overall performance. Love Gods and Weathergirls a slot On hand to make these judgments on the show. How to be a band when were three so-called celebrities. On April 29 the Love Gods and Thursday's celeb crew inc luded Pretty Sneaky Sis trekked up to MTI you're not really a band rapper Positive K ("He was a dick," Television City in Spanish Harlem The show's format was divided says Rossin), American Gladiator for the final taping. They were into three segments: "Deadly Elektra and poet I game-show immediately "briefed," says Eger. Medley," "Flip Sync" and "Scratch alumnus Nipsy Russell. Land and "The first rule was 'Do not come Factor." company were judged by such drunk, stoned or tripping.' We were According to Untouchable Anita notables as Apache (the kind heart not left unsupervised for one Land, the total taping time was behind the song Gangs/a Bitch). minute. We had to be escorted to about 10 minutes per band and two former Harlem Globetrotter Curly the bathroom." bands competed on each episode. Neal and comic Barry Sobel. This led to an uncomfortable Delaware bands were separated: Each of the first two contests situation when his chaperone used Love Gods squared off against Out were rated by the celebrity judges Eger's urination trip as an excuse to of the Ordinary, from Queens, N.Y. on a scale of one to I 0. The third take a particularly pungent bowel The Untouchables played against was rated on a scale of one to 20. A evacuation, trapping Eger in the the Gila Monsters, from Missouri. perfect score for all three rounds bathroom with him. Sis competed with a cheerleading was 120. The contestants have "It was like No Exit," says Eger. squadron named KAM (after th~ requested silence on their final Paraphrasing No Exit author Jean- initials of its members) . CM see MTV page B4

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By Melissa Hunt deriving the nickname O.C. Oleoresin an environmentally safe way for people to Confidence, David Hogan (BE GR) began 5raff Reporr~r capsicum is the same burning ingredient protect themselves. selling Bodyguard and Secure pepper sprays Picture this: the cloudy sky makes it found in cayenne pepper. "Since it's only pepper, it's an organic in response to his own concerns about safety. unusually black one night on a walk Students are purchasing sprays with trade compound, so there have been no serious "I delivered pizza over the summer so I back from night class. names like Cap Stun, Bushwacker and Karate documented side effects in people who have carried pepper spray with me and I just felt so Suddenly, a dark shadow creeps out in a Can, devised by manufacturers to give been exposed to it," Evans says. much safer," Hogan says. from behind a tree. consumers some idea of what a shot of simple That doesn't mean it's harmless. The Hogan says about a year and a half ago, he With one attempt ai macing the cayenne pepper can do. image of a spray made of mere cayenne and his friends got the idea to offer pepper assailant, there is no effect. Someone pelted with O.C. will experience pepper often conjures up ideas of a splash of spray and formed Confidence, a collaboration Unfortunately, the chemical's trouble breathing and irritation of the eyes tobasco sauce in the face. of students from Penn State, Ohio University potency has expired. and the skin, making it impossible for the Students in Smyth Hall were playing and 12 other universities. as well as He's not backing off. Try not to attacker to retaliate. The spray causes games during Winter Session by spraying Delaware. imagine what comes next. temporary blindness which. along with the O.C. in the halls and soon found out it was The organization was formed on campus Cut back to the same scene. other symptoms, disappears within an hour. A nothing to be toyed with . solely for providing the public with O.C. This time, the spray is made out splash of cold water cuts the effects. Residents, such as Jackie LeBrocq (BE "A lot of stores raise their prices when of pepper. Luckily, there is no Pepper spray is used much the same as FR), experienced the spray's potency almost assaults happen, so we thought we could cut expiration date. There's no mace, sprayed in bursts of about one second instantly and the building had to be evacuated prices for student ," he says. doubt whoever is casting that and most effective when directed at the face. to clear the air inside. Across the campuses of all 15 universities shadow will be down and out. Evans says an added advantage is that it "I was just outside when the fire alarm was with similar organizations, Hogan says about The fact that pepper mace works on people who are under the influence going off and the building was being 10,000 individual cans have been sold in the won't go stale is a big reason of drugs or alcohol, something ordinary mace evacuated," LeBrocq says. "When I felt it in past year and a half. for the growing popularity of cannot do. my throat, I couldn't breathe and it made me For $9.50, it's possible to purchase the the spicy spray on campus, Because mace :s ju t an irritant, being cough." O.C., in similar amounts which retail brands says Lt. Joseph S. Evans of under the influence simply numbs the pain While some students have used the pepper sell for $13.50 and up. Public Safety. normally caused by it. spray irresponsibly, others usc it to promote a For $2 more, Campus Confidence sells the The effective ingredient is Pepper spray is a natural substance, instead safe environment. Secure 3-in-1 Defense Spray, which contains oleoresin capsicum, of a chemical compound like mace. and it's Through an organization called Campus see PEPPER page B4

'I I' I Entertain in Thou hts ... May 7, 1993 • THE REVIEW • 82 We had joy, we had fun we had our seasons in the disco-burdened 1970s ukelele StrumS belt out Eiglu Days a Week. We hal just returned from the mall. blwjeans. "'nauuea?" No wonder we didn't have any friends . Of course. • the 9th grade lunch table. It was time to sit back down and go Tbtn there was my friend SteYe. Well the rain exploded with a mighty Entertaining we bad our own ~ for them- the Gay through the weekly ritual. Each week Ted. Steve was not ashamed to declare crash as it fell into the s1111 {liJd the first one something publicly lhat no one el&e in Sb••-, St:ruuas. This went perfectly with my best friend since nunery school, and I Thoughts said IQ the second one there, I hope you're Manheim Township High School dared. other enligbteni.ns nam:s we came up with, made the trek for lhat special piece of having B{liJd 011 Run. like E(xcitcd) L(ezzie) O(rgasm). All the fun, the paper. The WLAN Starline. By Rich Campbell Steve loved ABBA. This period in our lives ended when Ted In Lancaster, this was as close as we You remember ABBA. the while one of us. usually Andy. bounced on started smoking pol. Elton was out. Neil the "joy seat," an attached stool with a came to the Billboard top 40 in the mid· "'phenomenaaly popular in Europe but not Young, Yes and Pink Aoyd were in. single 4S«gree-angled leg which hovered '70s. It was the local AM starioo's hit list about 1917 anyway), as did former so great here" Swedish group. The first time I smoked that stuff I came from Camelot records. Beatles', ELO and for awhile there, even Steve was not afraid to be himself. All off the ground, permitting one to to a moment of grand revelation as 1 Queen, David Bowie, Donna Surruner, the Bee Gees. the cool dudes carved Led Zepplin or cmtentedly bounce. li stened to Sgt. Pepper: the Beatles Jimmy Carter was president - do you Barry Manilow, Boston, John Lennon, Two things did in Elton John. He told Aerosmith on desks. Steve wrote ABBA. smoked pot. too. Elton John. Rolling Stone he was bisexual which, in While the cool dudes dreartt of their bot DCCd another explanation? Poor Ted. He had spent 30 minutes Yes, I'm a child of the '70s. the '70s, made him plummet on the rods. Steve dreamt of sailing on luxury Keep on dancin' to the rock 'n'roU, on convincing me I wasn't losing touch with Billy, don 't be a hero, don't be a fool coolness scale and he released a double liners to Europe. He was 1\itmelf. SaiMrday lliglal, Sa&rday lliglu. reality. Then he had to put up inane with your life. Billy, don't be a hero, come album Blue Moves which confirmed So whell you're ~ar me, darlillg et111'1 Ted and I never did fonn our own radio comments. back and make me your wife. everyone's worst steteotypes of"gay." yoo hear me, S.O.S. station 'WRAT" (Rich and Ted). We did. Oh well. It was his fault. He should We would make insightful comments Poor me. I pitifully clung to fandom. There were four of them. Dressed in however, find our way to the studios of never have put on the Led Zeppelin album like "sucks" or draw little wings giving the even bigger embarrassment, plaid. wild-eyed in adoratim. they roamed WLAN to become the first and only, I know I 'U often stop and thinlt. about (symbolizing "gay," the ultimate middle 1978's A Single Man album, a glowing the halls together between class. The Bay participants in their kazoo competition. them. In my life, I've loved them alL school putdown) next to the lousy songs. review in the school paper. Can you say City Rollers groupees. Close your eyes and imagine hearing a The songs we liked earned comments "denial"? Somewhere between the Partridge DJ say, "And now here is the dynamic Rich Campbell is the editOfial editOf of The like "great." Anything by Elton John Long nights crying by my record Family and Wham, four Scottish lads sophomore duo of Rich and Ted." Review. (ntertaining Thoughts are automatically earned a "great" {up until machine dreamin · of my Chevy and my old caused a great sensation. Can you say Suddenly, two kazoos accompanied by transitory.

Friday, May 7 Admission is $4. E·S2 Performmce: "Inherit the Wind. • Bacchus Theatre, 8:15 p.m. Honors Day: Modified Class Saturday, May 8 Admission is S4 . schedule. Separate college programs will be held across campus at the Fair: Ray Street. live music and Sunday, May 9 following locations at 11:15 a.m.: adivities. 1 2 to 5 p.m. Agricultural Sciences: Mitchell Hall. Junior Reciul: Kathleen Hansel, Arts and Science: 128 Clayton Hall. Bus trip: New York City. 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. Open itinerary. Bus leaves from piano. loud is Recital Hall, Amy E. du Business and Economics: 115 Purnell Pont Music Building, 2 p.m. Hall. Education: 125 Clayton Hall . the Perkins Student Center. Engineering: Newark Hall . Human Concert: The Elderly Brothers, Tom Junior Recital: Matt Lavanish, guitar. Resources : 120 Clayton Hall. Nursing: Calhoun and Jerry Beasley. Newark loudis Recital Hall, Amy E. du Pont 119 Clayton Hall. Physical Education, Hall Aud itorium, 7:30p.m. Admission Music Building, 5 p.m. Athletics and Recreation: Rodney is $7 at the door; $5 for students and Room , Perkins Student Center. Urban Student Recital: Andrea Arena, Affa irs and Public Policy: Ewing Room, senior citizens. lvleuosoprano. loudis Recital Hall, Perkins Student Center. PTTP Performance: "Romeo and Amy E. du Pont Music Building, 8 p.m. PTTP Performance: "Romeo and Juliet, · Hartshorn Gymnasium, noon. Juliet" Hartshorn Gymnasium, 7:30 For tickets, call831-2204. LGBSU: Sunday Social-Poetry p.m. For tickets, call831-2204. PTTP Performance: • As You l ike lt. " Reading/Open Mike Night. Blue and E-52 Performance: "Inherit the HartshOrn Gymnasium, 5 and 9 p.m. Gold Room, Perkins Student Center, For tickets, call 831-2204. 7:30p.m. Wind." Bacchus Theatre, 8:15 p.m. SATURDAY, MAY 8 12- 5 PM Frankenstein's creation, in real-life soap Joplin. Showtimes: 1 :30, 3:45, 7, 9:15. opera America. Showtimes: 1:05, 3:40, Concord Mall 7:15, 9:45. The Sandlot (PG) -Or, The l.andsnd, RAY ST. or, The Bad News Maggots Go To Conc:orde ~RoW! 202 (4711-5579) Splitting Heirs (PG-1 3) - AncXher post­ Madagascar. Showtimes: 2, 4:30, 7:30, Olivier Olivier (R) - Newest effort from Python romp, replete with john Oeese 9:40. LIVE MUSIC: Europa Europa diredor Agnieszka and some fish. showtimes: 12:50, 3, Holland. Showtimes: Fri 5, 7:30, 9:45. 5:15, 7:20, 9:40. Benny and Joon (PG) -Johnny Depp liEN HARMONICS Sat 1:30, 5, 7:30, 9:45. Sun 1:30, 5:15, as Harold lloyd and Mary Stuart TilE VERGE 8. Side Kicks (PG)-Chuck Norris meets Masteoon as Shirley Mad.aine. Aiden Bobby Brady and teaches him to extract Quinn as God, naturally. Showtimes: 2, TilE IMD Lilce Water for Oxx:olate (R) - human duodena with his bare hands. 4:30, 7:30, 9:45. MD IWR Dlfl The title means "at the boiling point" Showtimes: 12:35, 2:45,4:55, 7:10, but don't look for Wesley Snipes 9:25. Indian Summer (PG-13)- The Big OJill did everything this movie does a ACTIVI11ES: here: this one's about women and Aladdin (G) - Disney's best villain since food . Showtimes: Fri 5:30, 7:45, 10. decade ago, and did it better. WE SALES ~ru;JJa De Ville Showtimes: 12 :30 2:35, Showtimes: 1:45, 4, 7, 9:20. Sat 2, 5:30, 7:45, 10. Sun 2, 5:30, ::. : 0~ . ni-~Mo 7:45 . Boiling Point (R)- W~ Snipes and Newark Onema Centet' TWISTER Dennis Hopper are actually rather tepid. Newark Shopping Cenler (73 7-3 720) ETIIIIIC FOOD Cinemark Movies 10 Showtimes: 12:35, 2:40,4:55,7:45, It The Night We NeYer Met (R)-See ... FirsL Stile Plaza Shopping Cenle' (994·70751 10:05 . wmRIMOOIIS ... Brandon Jamison's review, 83. lit The Dark Half (R) - Frightmaster The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Showtimes: Fri 8:15, 10:30. Sat 2, 8:15, STEP SHOW George Romero directs this Stephen King (PG) -Nasty did..e-packed rendering of 10:30. Sun 2, 8:15. PmlfiO ZOO story about a wacky (but extremely rabid) Mark Twain dassic. Showtimes: 12:30, writer named Thad Beaumont 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:45. The Dark Half (R) - SlxMtimes: Fri & SCOCJriR RACES Showtimes : 1:10,4,7:35,10:10. Sat 5:30. fACE MIIITIIIO Dave (PG·1 3) - President dies; cabinet I Three of Hearts (R) - N.last some finds a lookalike to take his place. Sound Dave (f'G.1 3)-Showtimes: Fri 5, EIIYER THE MAll WD T-SNIRI' CONTEST IU queer Hollywood women who aren't familiar? If not, you're not getting your 7:30, 10. Sat 1:30,5,7:30,10. Sun i! sociopathic murderers. Showtimes: USRDAof movies. Showtimes: 1, 3:45, 1:30, 5, 7:45. 12 :50, 3:05, 5:15, 7:40, 10:10. • 7:30, 10. Strictly Ballroom (PG) - Stridly • Who's the Man? (R)-Yo MlV rapper.; WET SPOIIOI10SS I« US • Christiana Mall boredom. Showtimes: Fri & Sat5:45, 8, get reluctantly turned into pi~ . 10:15. Sun 5:45, 8. Showtimes: 12:45, 2:45,4:45, 7:25, 10. 1-95 and RoW! 7 (36a-9600) The Adventures of Hucldebeny f'mn Bound by Honor (R)-Three lives. Indecent Proposal (R) -Make it two (PG-1 3 mos.) - Be sure to miss it Bound by rice. Divided by zero. Driven mill, Sundance, and you got a deal.. Showtime: Sat 1 :45. by lurch. Showtime: 7:50. Showtimes: 1:15,4:15,7:15,10 --Cary Geise This Boy's Life (R)- De Niro gives us a Dragon PG-13)- Bruce lee stars in preview of his performance as new musical with Jim Morrison and Janis

"Oh Lnrd. I don't lcnow lww much Tickets are $16.50 and $10 and $44. Kind of steep, but they do more I can stand" - "California" respectively. Buy early and often. offer discounts for students and Scott Weinstein, after The Sylvers. Zevon will be playing his classic groups. ()UTDOQR PAR~ hits, Werewolves of London, Roland The shows start at 8. The fat lady is tuning up, ready to The Heartless IRS Agent, Call 656-7374 for more put a quick end to this semester. Mohammed's Used Car Business and infonnation. Thursday, May 6 @> 9prn The Dining Halls are scrambling to Things to Do in Denver When You're get rid of the last of their mystery meat Dead. Miss this and you might kick Our friends at SAP• will bring to Gilpinstreet Band - look for it in various sandwich, yourself. you, Constant Reader, two films this burger, taco and frankfurterish forms . Call {215) 336-2000 for IN'et t-shlrt contest weekend. Expect to see it nestled inside the information on the Philly show and On Friday, All You Ever Wanted cash prizes lasagna and other pasta dishes that are 368-2001 for the Stone Balloon. To Know About Sex, But Were Too often foisted upon unwitting students. Student groups like DUSC and SAP On May 8, The Stone• Balloon will Embarrassed To Pick Up In Tbe will be electing new leaders, planning be having their 21st birthday pany. Oh Gutter will be shown. Saturday's for a new year, when instead they the legality of it all. offering is The Great Moppet should be picking out a coffin and Tickets are an Abe Lincoln, but it Massacre {aka Tbe Moppet Movie). looking to fmd a good tombstone. looks to be a really good deal. The Admission is only $1. The shows Nerds, Great Tralo Robbery and start at 7, 9:30 and midnight in 140 But enough of• that. There's still Love Seed Mama Jump will be Smith Hall. some cross culturizing to be done playing other people's songs. There Call 837-8192 and ask King Jeremy before the light grows dim. will be much jubilation in the land. the Wicked if he ever spoke in class . Some type of barbeque will be held. Saturc:tlay, May a <§> 3prn I'm really too •tired for this so, if There will be beer trucks. They say it couldn't• be done! you could insert some joke about Tbe There will be much intoxication. They said it shouldn't be done! The Grinch Low Road and The Knife and Fork After 8:30, they'll be showing They said we were crazy and Band, I'd really appreciate it. boxing on two big TV screens. needed thorazine! 1\/Jonte.-y Popsicle These two bands will be playing Call 368-2001 and politely request (Two out of three iUn't bad.) the Khyber Pass Pub in Philadelphia the Stone Balloon book some local The Review Entertainment Staff The Nazerites Saturday night. bands with enough guts to play would like to give away lots of FREE The Knife and Fork Band. original material. STUFF. CD's and photos and Howabout The We Were Too Or call M-A-T-T-R-E-S and ask {specials:) entertainment oddities and what-not Stupid, Too Lazy and Most them for a new Sealy-Posturepedic (Okay. so we're cleaning out our $2.Ml rnargharltas Probably Too Chemically Lounge Mattress. desk.) Dependent To Think Of A Real And leave the last "S" off for $2.DD '1/4 lb. Shrimp Name Band. .savings. All the stuff might end up in the Yeah . Now I feel a lot less tired . garbage unless you talce it home with Call NBC TV at (212) 664-4444 For a change of• pace, go to The you. Call The Review at 831 -2771 and and ask if they can put "Misfits of Grand Opera House in Wilmington DEMAND YOUR FREE STUFF! Science" back or1 the air. Forever. on Friday and Saturday nights. Ask for The Review Entertainment The Delaware Symphony Staff. Accept absolutely no substitutes . Warren Zevon will• be playing two Orchestra will conclude its Pops •• -~5 shows in the area, one at the Theatre Series for thi s year with concert Oops. Ran outta •space . Until next or Living Arts in Philadelphia Friday presentations of Cole Porter's time. night and the other at The Stone Anything Goes. -Greg Orlando D~ Inside all 3 Balloon on Wednesday night. Tickets for this show are $28, S35, ni hts I May 7, 1993 • THE REVIEW. 83

• • • Dtal·a·JOb Telemarketers sell credit cards, get more than money

.A,.J., ~ ; . The room resembles the layout of a metropolitan city. Aisles separate and .,i .. ~ divide the endless rows of desks the way streets cut pathways between skyscrapers. ft~··.:li ~ A low hum of voices permeates the air as fluorescent lights beat down on the brows of countless laborers. Harnesses made of metal and wire keep the workers fixed to their posts as they bury their heads into assigned cubicles and focus intently on the job at hand. Their only tool is a telephone, and their job is to sell, sell, sell. ~ Because of the unusually large number of banks and businesses in the _fie\ I..? M~'J .:I: srt

The movie you'll never Wilburfest epilogue ~ee (except on video) leaves happy ending

The Night We Never Met Warren Leight No arrests, vel}' little mess and a lot of 'Miramax Films ~I~ Movie Review Grade: 8 proceeds donated to Emmaus House By Brandon Jamison Sciarra (The Hand That Rocks :Entertainment Editor The Cradle) and Kevin Anderson (Sleeping With The Enemy) star By Gary Geise that. Even before the last notes of : Cute. Assistant Entertainment Editor Monterey faded with the sunlight : Cute will get you a teddy bear. respectively as Sam, Ellen and Brian. They • re gonna have to find Saturday night, some friendly ·But we've all left our teddy bears neighborhood environmentalists ·behind. These three lease an apartment another street. There are, quite simply, few were busy packaging up the · Cute will get you a date. But it for two different days a week. alternatives to the dilemma future aluminum cans that had taken over ,_ won't get a long-standing Each uses it to carry out their Wilburfests must face. By 1:30 the backyard mudslide. . ·commitment. different lifestyles. Sam can't find p.m. last Saturday, the backyard The take was estimated at 80 Cute will get The Night We love, Ellen can't find happiness area of the Wilbur Street duplexes garbage bags, or four truckloads. Never Met good sales on the with her husband and Brian can't was at capacity, and a long line Most importantly, though, is the , video circuit. But it won't do leave his youth behind. Take the fact that ·they've never Matthew Broderick plays Sam, a man without a love of his own. stretched down Wilbur to money being donated to charity. A ' diddly squat in the theaters. week ago, we estimated That's too bad, because this seen each other and add to this a Cleveland A venue, and around the corner. At this point, the folks in Wilburfest's donation to the film isn't a bad effort by a long mix-up between two identities and charge had to make a decision, and Emmaus House at $11,000, and '·shot. It's a very light-hearted general wackiness ensues. Anderson also do fairly well in supermodel Naomi Campbell also it was a gruesome one: those who then said "Wow." :-entertaining movie with a pretty The film ends up becoming a their roles. make brief cameos in the film. had not already paid their Silly us . : good cast and smooth flow. relatively pleasant love-comedy Also in the movie are Justine The Night We Never Met is a admission were turned away. Although the vendor donations · But it'll probably be out of that'll give you a few chuckles. Bateman (TV's Family Ties) as good movie for you and a date Even sadder. those who had have not yet been collected; and : your nearest theater before you Broderick is surprisingly non­ Brian ' s fiancee and Jean and it's especially good for your repulsive and takes a big step Tripplehorn (the police shrink in VCR. So keep an eye out on the already been admitted and then left although there is still one bill : know it's there. had to wait in the monster line to outstandin g - it seems the Matthew Broderick (Ferris toward shedding his Ferris Basic Instinct) as a really weird racks in a few months, but don't reenter the ' Fest grounds. 'Festers may be liable for part of : Bueller's Day Orf). Annabella Bueller image. Sciorra and girl. Garry Shandling and bother trying it in the theaters. Overheard: "I thought I was the snow fencing which, having leaving for five minutes to go to been subject all day to discreet the bathroom. That was an hour ho pping from the buttonless and a half ago." forlorn masses, has seen better 'Fest organizer Ross Stump days - Stump and Bachmannow ­ The Loser File suggests that next year's estimate the net proceeds to be Wilburfest planners "will have to $14,000. sell just so many admissions up Now: wow. Forget we said it front," and no more. Just over before. Get rid of Harvey's 'Rid 3,000 paying patrons attended this Barring any unforeseen disasters 'Fest, and even that was enough to (imagine being liable for the repair Rid of Me you a real bad hangnail. make staggered inhaling a good bill after the entire backyard P.J. Harvey The title track shuffles along with Harvey idea. suddenly erodes into Foxcroft Island Records alternating between whisper-whining and "Now that we know the limit," Apartments) th e figure as Grade: F scream-whining. After this song, it would said Stump, "next year's organizers estimated will double last year's probably be an optimum time to do some should do a better job with donation. By Brandon Jamison whining and dining. controll ing the number of people." The food vendors were expected Entert•inment Editor Bob Dylan's Highway '61 Revisited gets Or find a bigger s treet. Like to report in by the end of the week, The first thing you'll notice about P.J. covered here; that is, it gets covered in teeth­ Madison Drive: suppose we fill Bachman said. Domino's Pizza is Harvey is that you can't tell if it's a guy or a chattering screams and extrememly distorted Edna C . Dicke y Park with donating $2 per pizza sold. girl. I think she was the runner-up for that role guitar work. thousands of frolicking, mashing Margherita 'a Pizza and Daffy peli in The Crying Game. Most of the songs on the album all sound · students . are donating 20 percent of their The second thing you'll notice is that her like one another. It doesn't help that all the Fortunately, the d isappointed proceeds. And Steve Cataldo, the music ... lets see, how can I put it? ... songs sound bad either. festgoers were the day's biggest inventor and manager of the Morris SUCKS!!!! Harvey is not without talent, in addition to snarl. There were no neighborly Library Common's Caf~ (formerly BAD. guitar and vocals, she plays cello, violin and di sputes, no incidents with the the Heart Cart) has promised to She whines. She screams. She wails. organ. It's just that the music she' s applying police (organizer Jen Bachman said donate all of the proceeds from the She does all of this in a very unappealing her instruments to is ungodly evil material. the police "were very good. They vegetarian food he sold at. the way. She does this all through her album. Put it this way: when you listen to it, it'll didn't have any problems, and I 'Fest. Therefore, ,by all laws of physics, this is a feel like your in the dentist's chair and all you think they actually had fun .") So next year, if the Wilburfest very unappealing album. can hear is the high droning whine of the drill. Wilbur residen ts also received organizers want to d ouble the One which will rip tissue from your brain, Then comes the pain. good marks from the City donation again, all they need to do open running sores upon your face and give Inspector on their cleanup job. is convince the area liquor stores to Well, they had a little help in throw in a percentage.

, ~ 84. THE REVIEW-. May 7, 1993 Coeds learn to be roommates and close friends

Living off-campus with the opposite sex platonically: sharing an apartment, bathroom and the chores

By Beth Kennedy Usually, two's a couple. three's a A!sisranr News Ediror crowd and four's too many - but not in When Leigh Ann decided to stay at the in the case of some Madison Drive home in Pennsylvania this Winter residents. Session, Dave got so lonely he decided to Brian Delaney (BE SR) and Mike buy he Nintendo game system to keep Logsdon (AS SR) say their girlfriends himself busy. don't mind them sharing a living space "lt got old coming home after work and a platonic friendship with Molly and not having anyone to talk to," Dave Corkery (AS JR) and Kristen Hyland (AS says. SO). Dave Troeber, a 1992 animal science The foursome all agree living together graduate, and Leigh Ann Vickerman (NU has made them more at ease around JR) have been living together in the members of the opposite sex . Victoria Mews apartments since Kristen says she's more comfortable September. Dave and Leigh Ann have around guys and no longer edits her had a very close relationship since their words around them. freshman year when they lived on the Brian says he's now more crude after same floor in Harrington C. living with women. They aren't married or in an intimate "Before I felt I really couldn't say relationship. They're just roommates. things in front girls, but now I don't care "I don't even think of her as a girl," what l say," he says. Dave says. "I just think of her as one of The foursome say they have been my closest friends." friends since Brian and Mike were Whether because of iriendship, out of sophomores, and Molly and Kristen were convenienc'e or for financial reasons. freshman. students are sharing off-campus living "It's always good to get a female point space with members of the opposite sex. of view on things, like buying presents Although most of the university's for my girlfriend," says Mike. housing is coed by floor, the only coed Molly says she only has two housing by room offered is in the complaints with the men. Conover East and West dorms on Amstel "I think their level of clean and my Avenue. level of clean are two different levels of According to Linda Carey, assistant clean," she says. "I think cleaning the director of occupancy management. the bathroom once a week is clean and the Conover dorms are occupied by single has a problem with their co-habitation. Leigh Ann, who had always lived with The stereotyping does not end th ere . boys think ·once a semester is O.K." mothers, married couples or couples who not even the people one might expect to . women befo re moving in with Dave, Upon entering their bathroom. two Molly's other complaint stems from a livo as a "family unit." "If my boyfriend comes to visit, we all says, "When I li ved with girls it seemed toothbrushe s - Leigh Ann's pi nk and Happy Hour she had before a date party In order for an unmarried couple to go out. He gets along great with Dave.~· we always found something to argue and Dave's blue - sit next to one for her sorority. live in Conover, Carey says they must Leigh Ann says. about. "Maybe it's two people another in a ceramic toothbrush holder. "Brian and Mike popped a porno in the show documentation to prove they have a "I think Dave's mom thought if he with PMS instead of just one," she says, Other students also have coed living VCR and all of my friends' dates were permanent relationship, such as a life lived with me that he'd eat better and be laughing. arrangements. sitting around watching it," she says. "I insurance policy where their mate is the better taken care of." "There's none of the stereotypical, 1- Justine Ridout (HR JR) shared a room must have shut it off about four times." beneficiary. Dave nods in agreement. have-to-wait-hours to get in the with a member of the opposite sex two Brian and Mike say they really don't "I don't believe the university will "We have a nice set-up," she says. "I bathroom," Dave says. years ago while Jiving at Rehoboth have any complaints about their offer coed housing [by room) in my like to cook and he • d rather do the Other stereotypes exist in this Victoria beach. roommates, but in their experience, girls lifetime," she says. "I don't think it's a dishes." Mews apartment, as well. Leigh Ann "Living with a guy made things more pay more attention to the little things. good idea. We have enough roommate Dave nods again in agreement. says her room is twice as big as Dave's interesting. The only thing I didn't like Molly agrees. problems by same genders." They both say since living together because "l spend more time in my room was cleaning up after him," she says. "I "Girls are a lot more catty," she says. Both Leigh Ann and Dave say no one they have never had one fight. than Dave does." did though, until I got fed up with it." "If I lived with only girls I'd go crazy."

Lip-synching for MTV Pepper Mace, making it

continued from page B1 against "a bunch of cool club kids," says Eger. a safe place for students Their competition had fancy scores until the shows actually air. moves The Love Gods couldn't Rossin says the Sis episode will duplicate, so the band decided to continued from page B1 spray as a form of defense is air on May 19 . Land's counter with "really cheesy disco anything but recent. ultraviolet die to make the attacker Untouchables will hit the tube on moves," with some waltz and "It all started with pepper pots visible to police. June 4. CM 2 will air on June 29. tango thrown in for good measure. when the Chinese and Japanese Land says the Gila Monsters Evans is in charge of training his were fighting each other and in "were really nice. We practiced officers in the usc of O.C., which Vietnam," he says. There are a million stories together." When the Gilas got on Public Safety has been carrying Following the military's lead, stage, though, it was an entirely since the summer of 1991. O.C. came into law enforcement in the naked city ... different matter. Now carried by most law about a decade ago. enforcers, the O.C. allows them to Rossin says he had to overcome "I was hoping they'd fall." Cayenne pepper as an ingredient maintain a safe distance from some technical difficulties before The contestants are in mace showed up in 1983, but potentially dangerous people, as coming away victorious: he split understandably happy with the only in the past couple years has well as to provide a less drastic his jeans while rehearsing his results of the competition and, O.C. been available for purchase in alternative to using a gun. moves. with the exception of Rossin, are its pure form. As an instructor, Evans requires Right down the crotch. looking forward to their vacations. Evans says there's a difference "They fixed [my jeans) for me," "I'll probably just hock my his officers to be exposed to O.C. between the sprays that police for two reasons: so they have he said of his MTV hosts. "We prizes," says Eger, "so 1'11 have officers use and those that are respect for what it can do and also ruined two practices. but the actual spending money for Jamaica. available to the public. so they can confirm its use as being show went great." "Anybody wanna buy a word In law enforcement products, completely safe. Love Gods in Leisure Suits processor?" there's a 5.5 percent concentration found themselves competing Evans says he has used pepper of pepper, but there is usually only %e 'Department of 'Eng{is/i .9lnnounces spray in several instances, mainly a I percent concentration in th e to get control of people who arc ones made for civilians, though still Caesura, tne f[lniversity of flJefaware 's Literal] intoxicated and to disperse large a potent amount. crowds. To help promote its usc among Magazine's Jeninc Skrabak (ED GX) heads a students, Evans is designing a Cram self-defense program called_Rapc course on the usc of O.C. for next How To Aggression DHense that teaches semester. about defense mechanisms, such as Those who are not familiar with pepper spray. it might ask, since everything that's For "What's most important is to in O.C. is organic, would it be safe 1993 Poetry ~ading always have it available and to be to spritz a little onto salad. aware of the wind, or it will come Hogan wouldn't recommend it. back in your face," Skrabak says. "If you tried that, it would 6y Mar,garet r;ji6son Evans says the idea for pepper definitely be the last time." '' J .._ '

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:Me{vu{e Cane filwara continued from page B3 are not even ·given the names of the people they are soliciting, which just and 1992 Lamont Poetry Sefection "There's not much trust oVer the makes their lives all the more difficult. phone," she says. "It's a shame that Tom Rossbach (CEND), former people automatically think of telemarketer for Smokey Mountain ., %ursday May 13 telemarketing as being negative, when Secrets, says he was given a list of all of it's not. I try not to take it telephone numbers in numerical order, 'r.n~ , • • • • • • • ;i: rt!e-: •••••••• ' personally." and nothing more. Another factor that causes stress Rossbach says he would call 7:30 among many telemarketers is the race "everybody in the phone book," and ·tRace/ius i RentFor3 · i for incentive money. attempt to seU them gift packages of Since the largest amounts of money jellies, jams and sauces to support the are awarded to the top performers Delaware State Trooper's association. : Get the 4th Month Free!* : each month, representatives have the 1 Participating location 1 Rossbach was paid in commission •Stuient fJl.war{Winners wi{{ 6e announce{ ongoing pressure to be the best each alone at $4 per sale. 1 201 Bellevue Road 1 night. Many telemarketers say attitude (N. ofGrantAve.& Rte. l) 1 "If you don't produce sales, you I (302) 737-5558 plays the biggest part in being a good in tlie categories offiction ana poetry won't make incentives," Trimble says. salesperson. I -sutiJ«tlo ftWiablhry on lll'la:ttd •za. Umil Ml: tpaee per tt*aetr. Nrw reNal a only. Docs rKl iJEiudt applicable r... I "And that extra money means a lot." "If you're having a bad day, it \. • • • • • • • :;;: J:I~"~~·~ • • • • • • • .I However, most telemarketers will really comes across over the phone." When you need more space • Personal & Business storoge agree the hardest part of the job is says MBNA employee Tina Postorivo ·~ception ana 6oof(signing after tlie reaaing Low monthly rates • No Deposit • Store almost anything dealing with irate customers who find (AS SO). "I just do what I can, and no greater joy than focusing all of hope the night goes by fast." their pent-up aggression on the "It's definitely not a job just unfamiliar voice. anybody could do," Clatworthy says. m! PUBLIC Many telemarketers try to strike up "You need perserverancc, patience a small conversation with the and confidence in order to do well." llil STORAGEe customer in a valiant attempt to One telemarkcter has a somewhat RENTAL SPACES establish some rapport with them different outlook. free copits of Caesura wi[[ 6e avai[a6{e at tfie reading before the sales pitch begins. This "l don't care if I was paid a million tactic isn't always successful. dollars a month . I would never sell ~- Tclcmarkctcrs for some companies credit cards again." ~ ON DECK Today • Baseball at Maine, 7 p.m. Saturday "Baseball was made for •Baseball at Maine (DH), 1 p.m. young people. I consider •Women's Track at Towson State Invite myself an old person" •Men's Track at UVa. Invitational Wilmington Blue Rocks first base coach Sunday Rafael Santana, 35, the starting shortstop for • Baseball at Maine, 11 a.m. Friday the 1986 World Champion New York Mets.

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Desmond's Diary Baseball By Mary Garagozzo returns with loss preps for :NAC Desmond By Mary Desmond stretch run AHistant Sports Editor By Ovis Dolmetsch He thought his Delaware days were over. After sp;.tsEdtor Braving the all, he left the Delaware baseball team after hi s Homework got you down? junior year to pursue a pro ball career. Exams getting to your brain? And there was no professional baseball in Sunshine make yru want to nm men's Delaware. outside and never go in? But two years later, former Hens ace Kieth You think you have Garagozzo was in a brand -new stadium off (J'Oblems? Wilmington's 1-95, playing in front of his family At least you're not the locker room and friends and throwing a ncar no-hitter as a Delaware baseball team member of Prince William (Va.) Cannons . Third in the North Atlantic I tried to hide it, but it wouldn't go He was home. Conference with a 13-9 NAC away. I hated its existence but it was "As far as baseball is concerned, Delaware is my recad (24-15 overall),~ Hen too late. home," Garagozzo said after Monday's game nine face their most challenging The damage had been done. against the Wi lmington Blue Rocks. weekend to date. I had accepted my editor's challenge Garagozzo. 23, led Delaware to a smashing 34-8 They begin a four-game to interview former Delaware student­ I 991 season and, with a 1. 3 1 ERA. was named series with fli'Sl-place Maine (25- turned-pro pitcher Kieth Garagozzo First Division All-American as a junior. 20, 19~3 NAC) in Bangor after his team, the Prince William "He's intense, extremely competitive," said tonight. While Delaware took Cannons, played the Wilmington Blue Delaware Baseball Coach Bob Hann ah. "He's got a the fifth-place Black Bears for Rocks Monday. good chance to make it to th e Majors if he stays three of four games last season Yes, after the game. healthy." enroute to their capture ,of the In the locker room. The men's Selected as a ninth-round pi ck by the New York NAC tiUe, things will not be as locker room. Yankees in the June. 1991 amateur draft, easy this year. The idea scared the hell out of me Garagozzo spent his fir st pro baseball campaign in Maine, a pre-season pick to and I couldn't hide it. Grcensborough, N.C., playing for the Yankee's win the conference, has made low er class A farm team . Thi s year he was moved things difficult for every team I cover the Delaware• softball team. I up to the higher A club. they have played. While the walk down to the Field House, grab a "This is working out really well," Garagozzo Hens lead the Black Bears in seat in the bleachers and write down said. "It's a once in a lifetime chance." nearly every team statistic ~ what happens. After every game I ask The lefthander boasts a 2.42 ERA, and holds a innings pitched, putouts and coach B.J. Ferguson the same deceiving 2-3 record. assists, Maine pitchers have questions, just changing the team The pressure of a homecoming did not worry the tala:n thn:e d ~ last six Pitdler names. left-handed hurler. "I wasn't nervous at all," he of the Week awards and also And that I can deal with. says. "I was just excited to play in front of my possess the top three spots in But I found myself sitting in the friends and family." !itJ'ikerus. Blue Rocks press box for the first time And that excitement came across. Although his In addition. three of ~ Jac;t Monday, surrounded by male reporters no-hitter was broken up in the fifth inning, he gave six NAC Player of the Week who all knew each other and have been up only three hits and struck out six in seven awards have gone to Black in a hundred press boxes before. innings in the 4-1 loss to the Rocks. Bem. I sat there with nothing to say to "I felt great during the game," said Garagozzo. Delaware, 00 the other hand, them and they had nothing to say to "But I just had tough luck, and that's the difference is facing a dilemma as the me. between a win and a Joss." defending league champ trying But I did discover one thing. Despite And the Cannons have experienced more bad to make it to their second straight the great view and the free food offered I uck than good this year. The team is 12-14, but NCAA Tournament. The Hens in the box, it is boring as hell. It's like Hillman knows he can always look to Garagozzo h-baclc shutouts- vaguely aware that there was a game And although both Hannah and Hill man believe THE REVIEW I Maximit5i11 Gretsch going on. While trying to keep my Garagozzo is bound for the Majors, the Maple Former Delaware standout Kieth Caragozzo returned to the First State in a losing see BASEBALL page 86 mind off my "challenge" (which was see CANNON page B6 cause as the Blue Rocks beat Prince William 4-1 Monday night in Wilmington. growing closer at the end of every inning) I learned that the newest teenage pick-up joint in Delaware is the Blue Rocks' stadium. It wasn't thrilling, but it beat the !XeSS box. With approximately five minutes left in the game, I strolled back to the press box. As the other reporters grabbed their tape recorders, notepads and pencils and filed down to the field, I ran through my editor's advice on how to conduct a locker room interview over and over again in my head. Don't look down, Mary. · And DEF/NrrELY don't stare. Don't stare. Don't look down. Okay. Another reporter (who was the spitting image of Jeff Goldblum) and I were the only ones who weren't headed to the Blue Rocks' locker room. Don't stare. He might be in just a towel, Mary, but don't look down. This was not anything like trying to catch Ferguson at the end of a Delaware softball game. Our first stop was the dugout. You know how you always see managers, players and anyone else standing in a dugout spitting onto the ground? Well, it stays there. And it's gross. But Garagozzo was not in the dugout, a THE RfVIEW I Walter M. Eberz player informed us. he wa<> already in Delaware sophomore distance runner Barry Baloga goes up, up and over in a practice run of the steeple chase at Delaware Track. The Pearl River, N.Y. native finished a the locker room. surprising fourth at the North Atlantic Conference Outdoor Track and Field Championships last Saturday at Northeastern. Of course. Well, Jeff Goldblum - being a good reporter- spun around on his heel and headed to the locker room. I Runners with a death wish brave steeple debated the pros and cons of changing my major, but trailed along anyway. Underneath the bleachers, past the By Megan McDermott 3,000-meter race (just under are to the Indianapolis 500. consumption. makes it much more fatiguing. gardening equipment and into a Sports Wrirer two miles) with 28 leaps over 3- That's what draws the crowds. "Some are filled with pond Baloga says after one race his brightly lit hallway that led to the men's Delaware sophomore Barry foot hurdles and seven jumps "Distance events are boring scum," says Baloga. One school legs were so weak he collapsed locker room we went. Oh boy. Baloga moved from sixth to across a 12-feet-wide water pit. to watch," says Carroll, "but a even put fish in theirs. as soon as he finished. I could hear the showers, the fourth place in Saturday's North The water pit is what really lot of people congregate around But water is not the only risk "A 5,000 meter, you can banging lockers and a few Atlantic Conference Track and separates the steeple chase from the water pit." of the race. come back from that and run conversations drifting out from the Field Championship steeple your every-day distance run. "It's kind of fun," says "Any time you put barri,ers in other races, but after a steeple locker roOm. I was on my way, I was chase without passing a single Steeplers jump on the three­ Mower. "Most people don't front of someone who's trying chase you don't want to do doing it and then ... person. foot barrier in front of the pit cheer you on if you do good. to run fast it can be a dangerous anything else," says Carroll. They stopped us. An overweight, First, a Boston runner and leap off of it across the They cheer you on if you fall in thing," says Delaware Men's "You need a little bit mid-fifties guy in a baseball uniform stepped off the track with a water- usually landing with the water. There's a risk factor Track and Field Coach Jim different mindset to be a steeple stopped us. twisted ankle. one foot in the pool. involved." Fischer. chaser. You have to be the kind "Could you watf until he gets Firth place-:- Baloga. "My goal is to keep one· foot The splashes that thrill the To make matters worse, of person who can run through dressed? We'll tell bin\ you're here." Minutes later, Baloga saw a dry through the whole race," fans can be one of the athlete's steeple chasers don't go over pain," he says. TIIANKTIIELO)WYESTHANKGOD! Vermont runner slam into a says junior Bret Mower, who biggest fears . the hurdles one at a time. So steeple chasers finish the "fhanks," I said oh-so-casually. barrier full force. missed the season with an "My first time out I was "If you're with three or four seven-and-a-half lap trip wet This was great. I didn't chicken out, And in fourth place, Baloga. injury. terrified," says Baloga. "The guys, they're gonna all try to and exhausted, but for som'e but got out of going into the locker So what exactly is this race In a sport where seconds water is so intimidating." elbow you and push you," says reason, seem to love it. room all the same. I had my interview that has competitors dropping count, carrying around extra Baloga says his worst Baloga. "It's more enjoyable," says with a fully-dressed Kicth Garagozza like flies? A race that is so water in your shoes can be nightmare is falling in the water "That's the interesting thing Carroll, "in a masochistic sort out in the hallway. and my biggest dangerous most high school costly. pit and looking up just as a about the steeple chase." says of way ." challenge was to get a good story out of teams rarely, if ever, run it? Carroll drilled holes in his horde of runners in spiked shoes Carroll. "You'll have people it. "It's probably the toughest shoes last year to drai n the sails over his head. swarming over this thing ." That 50-year-old man is going on single race in track," says water faster . "I know someday I'm gonna The addition of barriers to a The Delaware men's track and field my Olristrnas card list. senior Chris Carroll, a three­ The water pit is to track have a mishap," he says. 3,000-meter race usually brings team CDmpt'les in the Cavalier dassic year Delaware steeple chaser. meets what fight s arc to a Besides, the pool is not runners' times up about 40 tomorrow at UVA. The women are at the Towson Stale Invitational Mary Desmond is an assistant sports Steeple chasing combines a hockey game, what fiery wrecks always exactly fit for human seconds. says Carroll, and editor of The Review

(• , ,I ·~ 86 • THE REVIEW. May 7, 1993 Acker, Morrill tabbed '93 football captains Baseball continued from page BS the flfSt Delaware has suffered since 1972 Hens break mold by picking two defensive players; Team chases BU record ''Yeah. since we shot ourselvtS in the foot [against Drexel]. it pobably is a big career tackles and six inlerceptions. ''I think they will make exceptional week." said Hen CaK:h Bob lb1nah. ~~~ Swting at cornerback for the third ~.. ~dRaynxn!. "Our defense has to stabilize. The 1993 co-<:apains of the Delaware straight season. Acker will lead a Wlit 'They hav.! both been key conlributors Otherwise, we don't give ourselves a football team were elected Wednesday that lost three starters- including All­ vinually since they anived on campus chance." -and they are~ setting records. American safety Warren Mcintire and and they are well-respected by their Hannah's team came back Tuesdin:h Neshanic Stalim, ''We're going to do as good a job as two Drexel losses will give Delaware the spring drills. NJ. native has also posted 45 tackles, we can," he said.· "and go into eoch game No. 1 seed in the NAC South Region, and Acker Acker, a 5-foot. 6-inch, 183- powld in:luding a team-high 10 sacks for losses not worrying about living up to last Morrill the Hens will host Boston University next ... three-year starter senioc from Freehold Bao, N.J., has 139 totaling 76 yards. year." ... nearing sack mark Saturday at Delaware Diarnooi Rafael Sanatana ... while crazy, instructs young towe/1-waving Blue Rock Wideman shows sluggers ... 2 Rolling Rocks his YMCA pride Metropolitan Rock Former Mets shortstop Rafael Santana is alive, well (he s~ys old) and coaching the Blue Rocks

B_y Jeff Pearlman second baseman Wally Backman in Cleveland Indians, and broke in with the Sports Editor 1986 gave the Mets one of the league's St. Louis Cardinals as a rookie in 1983. WILMINGTON - The 1993 model best double play combinations. With that kind of resume, Blue Rocks Rafael Santana looks a heck of a lot like Still, Santana isn't exactly thrilled by Manager Ron Johnson said Santana is the vintage 1986 make. his reputation as solely a glove man. virtually the ideal Minor League It's smooth, dark skin is as "With the type of offense we had in instructor. unblemished as ever, and the speckle of New York I don't think my batting was "I've been with him for two years, thin hair under its nose lives seven years needed, but I played seven years in the and let me tell you it's like having after the fact. big leagues and my lifetime average is another manager," Johnson said. Open the hood, and a full, evenly­ .246, which I believe is not bad at all," "Raffy handles the Latin players, shaved mini fro remains. The body is said Santana, who retured with arm which is a big thing. They come over also near mint, as the rail-thin, 6-foot, troubles in 1990. here and they don't know a lot of things. l -inch physique is intact - blemished "I have seen some other players hit He's played in New York so he can only by a bum arm. below that level. Even if I was not handle everything. But while the Wilmington Blue known as a good hitter I didn't consider "For me he's great because he's so Rocks' first base coach appears to be myself a bad hitter either." calm about everything. He played in the the same man who started at shortstop During his career Santana also played World Series and he's done a lot of for the 1986 World Champion New with the New York Yankees and things and he gives me a real relaxed York Mets, inside he's extremely attitude. If he wanted to manage he different. could do it." "I don't really identify myself with Maybe, but he doesn't want to . the years with the Mets anymore," Santana is hardly the type of person Santana said after the Blue Rocks' 4-1 who'd chew a player out for botching up win over Prince William Monday in a play or smother a man with affection Wilmington. following a game-winning catch. No, "I still remember those good days, he's more of a calm influence, the guy but I realized those days would be over who steps in only when he feels it's some time. Baseball was made for needed. young people. I consider myself an old That was Santana's demeanor with person right now." the Mets, when on a team full of So in his senior citizenship, the 35- Strawberrys, Goodens and Dykstras he year old Santana is spending his final was just one of the guys. Bad for the Big years instructing Wilmington's middle Apple endorsement scene, but perfect infielders on the finer art of glove for a coach. work. "I don't care if the people see me in "I've always had it in mind that I can the news," said Santana, who managed open the door for young people to come in the Dominican last winter and was a out," said Santana. " I really like to coach at Baseball City last year. instruct." "All I cared about when I played was Based on his credentials, the 35-year going out there and giving 100 percent old La Romana, Dominican Republic and helping the ballclub win every time. native is the perfect man for the job. I try to put that in coaching too. I have During a seven-year Major League much more fun instructing than career, Santana earned a reputation as managing. one of the National League's smoothest THE REVIEW /Donruss Cards "Right now that's what I think I do THE REVIEW I Ma.imillian Gretsch shortstops . He posted a .968 career Santana's 1985 Donruss baseball card best." fielding percentage, and along with as a member of the New York Mets. Former New Yor~ ~ets shortstop Rafae~ Sa.ntana ended his career nearly three years ago after an arm InJUry. Now he's the W1lmmgton Blue Rocks' first base coach. . . . Y is this guy on the dugout? Cannon He may be about three bricks shy of a load, but YMCA continued from page 85 Shade, N.J. native refuses resident Walter Wideman makes a Blue Rocks game to think too far ahead. "I'm just having fun By Jeff Pearlman everything for young men to enjoy, And then it happens. playing baseball," the Sports Editor you can hang out with all the boys. Wideman jumps up on the lefthanded hurler said. "No WILMINGTON- Young man, Actually, make that four. If there dugout · with mascot Rocky goals. I'll just keep going there's no need to feel down is a true nut left in the world, it's Bluewinkle, waving his official out doing my best. There are a lot of non-baseball Wideman - a 36-year-old YMCA gym towel and' motioning "I don't worry about fans heading out to Wilmington Wilmington YMCA resident who his arms in the shape of a Y, M, C things that are out of my Blue Rocks games lately. dances on the Blue Rocks' dugout and A. control." I said, young man pick yourself during the seventh inning stretch of Nearly everyone in the crowd off the ground every home game. follows suit, singing along while They don't especially care about Accompanied, of course, by the following Wideman's lead. balls and strikes. Village People's epic classic "I'm the man when it comes to . I said young man, 'cause you're Y.M.C.A. the ball park," says Wideman, beer­ m a new town. "They think I'm crazy, but I'm breath oozing from his mouth. "I'm And a Blue Rocks' win is a big really not," says Wideman the one who gets the people going." deal, but not that big a deal. following Monday's performance, Wideman is a South Carolina There's no need to be un-happ­ which, not coincidentally, is native who moved into the YMCA eee. sponsored by his place of residence. in January. He works as a chef at A matter of fact ... "I love it. I get to please people. I the Wilmington Holiday Inn, where Young man, there 's a place you get to give kids balls, bats, shirts the Blue Rocks' headquarters are can go. and they love it." located . .. . they don ' t come to see the The act has already exceeded a Luckily for him. team ... simple cult following . For the "That's how I got in touch with I said young man. when you're game's first seven innings the Blue Rocks," says Wideman. short on your dough. Wideman, a skinny, black man who "The players stay at the Holiday ... but the team's biggest wears sunglasses, a neon "PE" hat Inn, and I cater to them at the cheerleader. (not Public Enemy, but Phys Ed.) Holiday Inn as well as here. We all You can stay there, and I'm sure and a different outfit each game - like each other. you willfind "I've got my lifeguard stuff on "The Y came up with the idea, His name is Walter Wideman .. . today. Yesterday I had my Star Trek and the Blue Rocks said 'O.K., Many ways to have a good time gear" - struts around sections D we're gonna do the YMCA seventh­ And he's about three bricks shy and E as an usher. Fans constantly inning stretch.' And since 1 live of a load. THE REVIEW I Muimllllan Gretsch pat him on the back and give him there, they hired me. He sweeps, he ushers and, oh my, does he dance! Walter Wideman has It's fun to stay at the YMCA. It 's high-fives, psyching him up for the "I'll be here for the whole made a Blue Rocks game something different with his YMCA tribute. fun to stay at the YMCA. They have big stretch run: season. This is a great thing to do,''

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NAC Baseball Standings About ComHtitive Correspondence is space is reserveor opinions, complaints and oth As of May 3, 1993 res~nses to The Review's sports section. Letters should Conference Overall vs. Division I include the author's nome, classification, and phone W·L Pet. w:r-Pet. W·L Pet. number, and should be addressed to: Sports Desk, The Maine ~ ..!1.21 ~ .ill 24-19 ~ Review, B-1 Student Center, Newark, DE, 19716. Or fax New Ham[!shire 13·8 .619 18-14 2.@ 18-14 .563 your letter to us at (302) 831·1396. ~ 13·9 ..m 24-15 .605 23·14 .&ll ~ 13-11 ..ill. 22-14 .&11 21-14 .2QQ Drexel 10-9 .ill 17-17 .500 16-15 ...ll§. Hartford Z:ll ~ 18-23 &2 11l:ll ~ Northeastern. 7-14 ~ 10-16 .385 1.2.:1.§. .385 ABOUT REVIEW SPORTS BY THE NUMBERS Blue Hen Results Boston Universib: 2·17 ~ · ~ .138 1:il Jl.L_ This is the place for university sports results. If we have missed something or you have something you would like us to include, just call us at (302) 831-2771, or write to us Men's Lacrosse Baseball NAC Men's Lacrosse Standings at the address listed above.

Delaware 18 Delaware 13 As of May 3, 1993 Vermont 17 UMBC 12 Conference Overall H A !!!. W·L Pet. w:r-Pct. llfJIE\Il!lfEW ~IP@Uilif$1 .. Delaware 1-1 .J..:Q UQ ±!t ..1..22 1:l 1:.:i IftjJ 1'{'~ ® ilfJ r§J til oo 1!9 rtJ &:1 0D fiJJ ry 8(]i) fl !]I)@ Wednesday Tuesday Vermont 2-1 .750 9-5 .643 3-2 .u ;:; DElAWARE (4-9, J.() NAO- S 3 6 4-18 Baltimore New Hameshire 2-1 .667 4-9 .308 1-6 2·2 ,-:;- [fJJ ®flfldfJi} ®.. VERMONT (9-5, 2-1 NAC)- 4 4 6 l-17 DElAWARE (24-15) UMBC (22-13) Hartford _ 7-6 ab r h bi ab r h bi 1:l ...J.ll ~ .u li 2:1 Coals--Delaware: DiMarzo 4, Wunder 3, Brown 2b 4 1 0 0 Elliot d 6 2 3 1 Drexel 0-3 .000 6-6 .500 4-3 2·2 0-1 Stamos 3, Boyce 2, Glowaki 2, Dolski, Ellers, Shalfl 3b 2 0 0 0 Wickles c 4 3 2 3 Rusy. Vermont: Egan 6, Motse 3, Stewart 2, Hmmr w2b5 1 2 1 Burns ss 6 2 2 1 Scharfenberger 2, Shipman, Pallison, Whitaker, Lafferty If 6 2 1 0 Shugars If 6 1 0 1 lamele, Tidman. Schmidh/1 b5 4 3 2 Colemanl b 4 0 2 1 Blue Hen Statistics Assists-Delaware: DiMarzo 5, Wunder, Dilenno rf 5 3 3 2 Smith 3b 6 1 2 1 Miner. Vermont: Morse 2, Egan, Shipman, Hanna! blp 5 0 2 3 Krikstand rf 3 0 0 0 Stewart, Scharenberger, Tidman. Blackhurstd6 1 2 2 Karsh rf 2 0 1 0 Saves--Delaware 9 (Blalock), Vermont 14 Woodruff c 5 1 3 2 Landon dh J 1 1 0 !Bevil 14, Rzycki Ol. Bmbgh3b/r,s5 0 1 1 Fox dh 1 0 0 0 Baseball Shot.>-Delaware 41 , Vermont 48. Loewe 2b 4 2 2 2

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DEIAWARE­ 020 003 133 01-13 UMBC- 000 003 720 00-12 BA ~ AB R H RBI n 1! .t:IR SB/SBA 88 so H8P SLC% ~ .500 2/0 2 1 1 4 0 0 1 0/0 0 0 -0- 2.00 1.00 E-Hammer, Schmidt, Benson, Burns, Coleman, Smilh. DP-Delaware 1, UMBC 2. .404 33/31 104 22 42 23 7 2 1 9/12 11 7 1 .538 .525 LOB-Delaware 5, UMBC 9. 2B-EIIiot-2, .387 39/39 160 45 62 32 7 3 1 20/25 9 11 2 .488 .483 Nickles-2, Burns, Schmldt-2, Hammer, Lafferty, .370 23/8 27 4 10 4 1 1 0 0/0 5 6 4 .481 .514 Dilenno, Hannah. 58-Coleman, Blackhurst-2, 11 .532 .547 Brown, Dilenno. SH-Coleman, fox-2, Dilenno. .360 39/39 139 37 so 20 2 3 9/16 26 25 3 SF-Hannah. WP-Buckley-3, Benson -2, Dillon. .353 39/39 133 37 47 25 13 1 1 6/12 21 10 2 .489 .468 BK-Dill on. T-3:45. A-150. .344 21/6 32 9 11 11 0 0 2 0/0 1 10 1 .531 .400 .343 39/39 143 35 49 39 10 5 2 15/21 14 11 2 .524 .463 IP H R ER BB SO DElAWARE .341 39/39 132 40 45 34 10 1 8 10/12 29 34 0 .614 .491 Benson 6 7 5 .333 14/2 21 8 7 6 1 0 0 1/1 2 4 0 .381 .565 Franzini 1 J 1 .323 34/31 99 15 32 14 9 0 0 1/1 8 12 2 .414 .438 Dillon 1.1 2 2 Hannah rN, 1-0) 2.2 0 0 .315 39/39 146 34 46 41 12 0 8 4/8 12 33 0 .562 .440 UMBC .286 38/37 112 19 32 18 4 1 0 2/3 13 17 2 .339 .429 Alarie 7 10 6 .250 15/2 12 3 3 3 0 0 0 0/1 3 3 0 .250 .400 Buckley -2 J J .000 4/0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0/0 0 0 0 .000 .000 Raino (L, 3-5) 3.1 4 4 .346 39/39 1263 309 437 274 85 16 27 77/112 154 183 19 .503 .478 .256 39/39 1171 176 300 150 59 5 16 35/61 148 248 18 .356 .402

Seventh Inning Stretch ERA ~ W-L Pet ~ cc SHO IP H R ER 88 so WP HR Answers upside down below 2.14 12/8 6-1 .857 1 5 1 59.0 5i 21 i4 17 35 1 2 2.57 1/1 1-0 1.00 0 1 0 7.0 6 5 2 3 9 2 0 2.70 2/0 1-0 1.00 1 0 0 6.7 3 2 2 2 2 0 0 3.00 11/2 3-1 .750 0 0 0 33.0 37 19 1 1 16 30 3 2 Q: Only two pitchers from the 1977 3.25 10/6 3-4 .429 1 1 0 52 .7 51 27 19 23 51 3 1 expansion teams (Seattle, Toronto) 4.24 6/3 0-1 .000 1 0 0 23.3 28 18 11 11 14 1 0 4.26 8/2 2-1 .667 0 0 0 25 .3 31 16 12 12 18 2 2 have pitched no hitters. Name them. 4.72 9/7 5-2 .714 0 3 0 29.3 27 20 16 19 28 3 1 4.91 8/5 1-3 .250 0 3 0 29 .3 27 20 16 19 28 3 1 5.72 7/5 2-2 .500 0 1 0 28.3 32 22 18 20 19 1 3 3.72 39/39 24-15 .615 - 4 14 3 304.7 300 176 126 148 248 20 16 I '1111'.1 ~· fl h ll tj 'o iHJ) ptH' I 'Ill' •.., lJI I l ll I ~ Jf I'\ 7.32 39/39 15-24 .385 1 12 3 296.3 437 309 241 154 183 29 27 1p~aJIS 6U!UUJ 'f~UaAaS

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