THE Sports Events

HOCKEY DANCE Dec. 4th W.U.C. at McMaster Dec. 1st - 8:30-12 p.m. 8 p.m. in Dining Hall Dec. 6th McMaster at W.U.C. Admission 25c 'WEEKLY 8 p.m.

VOICE OF WATERLOO 2 Issue No. 10 - Circulation 950 UNIVERSITY COLLEGE Friday, December 1st, 1961 UNDERGRADUATES

THE s 0' Frenzy High I y Successful DER Former President Of ~et/elt ~t)~ To Those That Helped • This year the Purple & Gold Waterloo College Dies Revue experienced three of the most successful performances in the history Rev. A. A. Zinck, 72, a former cation, and the Board of American of the show. This could not have President of Waterloo College and Missions. been accomplished without the help Waterloo Lutheran Seminary, died Rev. Zinck was married to Martha and cooperation of many people. November 12th. after a short illness. Marie Bockelmann, a daughter of I would like to publicly thank all KING one of the founders of Waterloo those people who lent their time and Born in East Chester, N.S., he College. In 1950 he received his services to Skits 0' Frenzy so willing­ graduated from Waterloo Seminary Doctorate from the University of ly. in 1918 and served as president of the Western Ontario through Waterloo On behalf of the cast and staff college in 1926-1927 when Waterloo Lutheran Seminary. of P & G 1961, I sincerely thank the College affiliated with the University He is survived by his wife Martha; Students Council and the Adminis­ of Western Ontario. Rev. Zinck was one son, Rev. F. W. Zinck of St. tration for the fine dinner that was a former minister of St. Matthew's Matthew's Church, Kitchener; two served after the final night's per- Church, Brantford, and wrote What sisters, Mrs. Minnie Jones and Mrs. formance . . North a Church Member Should Know, Jessie Richards both of Bridgewater, DANNY DAVIDS Leader Tommy Douglas is welcomed to WLU by Dean Schaus. a book for adult education in United N .S.; two grandchildren. on are Bill Dyer, president of the WLU New Democratic Club, and Lutheran Churches. He held po­ The funeral services were held in DEAR SIR co-ordinator of NDP university clubs in Ontario. sitions on the UCL's board of edu- Milwaukee on November 15th. I would like to express my sincere thanks to those who contributed to the success of this year's P & G C. Douglas show. With evening lectures, a seemingly Hawks Come From Behind endless schedule of exams and a Canada Lacks Social chronic shortage of rehearsal space, The College's basketball team by W oodbern, who set up many a great deal was exepcted of the overcame a six point deficit in the scoring plays and himself scoring cast. It is to their credit that they Democracy third period to defeat Hamilton 13 points, and Cuff accounting for performed as they did, and from Teacher's College 53-43 on Monday 16 points, the College snowed the T. C. "Tommy" Douglas, federal Douglas stated they were opposed the reactions of people who saw the Nov. 27th. visitors under. A basket on the of the New Democratic Party to the extension of the nuclear club show, their efforts were appreciated. The Hawks started slowly but final second of play gave the Iiawks ...,ayed his nationally famous per­ and aiso to nuclear weapons in Something new was attempted, not kept pace with H.T.C. in the first their first win of the season. and oratorical style when he Canada. "They are only a deterrent only in the format of the show, but half which ended 21-18 for Hamilton. over 200 students who and not a defence" he said, "and de­ in scenery, lighting, advertising and Our team was generally outsized Garbett was high scorer for H.T.C. the music room for the terrent weapons are actually offen­ even the programme and the work and had difficulty breaking through with 17 points; our scorers were as presented by the campus sive weapons used to threaten ani­ of all those involved in these activities the opposing defense. Forced to follows: Democrats. hilation if the enemy seems to be merits praise. shoot long their scoring was low. Cuff 16 prepared to take the offensive." Woodbern 13 Again, thank you all most sincerely, In his address, Mr. Douglas out­ Even under the hoop our lack of Mahood 8 MIKE WHITEHEAD some parts of the NDP poli y COMMON MARKET height proved a serious disadvantage Irwin 6 emphasized the fact that "al­ In reference to Britain's proposed and several points were missed. Young 5 we in Canada enjoy political membership in the common market, The second half started much the Bolton 3 mocracy we do not yet have social Mr. Douglas called for Canada to same way until with twelve minutes Dart 2 mocracy - namely the freedom explore the possibilities of associate to go the Hawks came to life against 11om want and the freedom from fear." membership in the free trade agree­ a tiring B.amilton team. Sparked MURRAY ROSS Jr. Douglas pointed out that the ment since it would be advantageous NDP platform is aimed at social to the Canadian economy in the long mocracy with economic planning run. "As I see it, we have two possibilities, either to join with the Sweden - A Land Of Sin, 11as to eliminate the lack of segments i our population and progressive European trading mart or join in lldal we!Care to give the citizens a the economic union with the United Suicide and Socialism? States and Latin America. I have ~~Uter measure of security. "Citizens "Sin, suicide and socialism are recorded as having occurred within ell of 16 other countries enjoy more no fear of economic union with the what many people think Sweden is the first five months of marriage. lldal security than Canadians. We U.S.A.," he said, "but because we deal largely in the same goods as made of. The facts, however, in­ But before anyone starts casting 1-FI IN tied for 17th place with Chile the U.S.A., it would be more ad­ dicate that the attacks are often stones, what are the comparable 11 money spent on social security unfair.'' American or Canadian figures ? It of records llbile Sweden, West Germany, Israel vantageous for us to join with the Sin? "We don't sin any more is easy to find fault with a nation The "Camp-a-lot" Guides - Mike md Great Britain rank among the European bloc." than other people.'' a prominent that keeps unusually complete sta­ Whitehead, John Erb, Jim Neeb. top. This shouldn't make us feel In the question and answer period banker says, "but we probably sin tistics, especially if the fault-finders frJ happy," he said. In reference that followed, Mr. Douglas was con- more openly.'' cannot readly produce comparable to thP NDP foreign policv, Mr. See DOUGLAS Page 3 Suicide? Sweden's rate, though figures in each case-as, for example, SIXTH-highest in the world has the number of children born in the Polith:al Speakers shown no startling increase in the United States within the first five Dec. 4 Walter Pitman M.P. past half century and no demons­ months of marriage. NDP trable connection with the social­ The suicide rate for Sweden in Dec. 5 Frank McGee M.P., P.C. welfare state. 1957 was 19.9 per 100,000 inhabitants Dec. 7 Paul Martin M.P. Socialism? More than 90% of but the Swedes point out that Liberal industry is privately owned although neighbouring Norway, which has a the Social Democratic government social welfare state, in some respects exercises a measure of control through more comprehensive than Sweden's, its monopoly of the capital market. had a 1957 rate of only 7.4 or less in this welfarEl state? In addition Swedes are taught from childhood than half the Swedish figure. to child allowances ($90 annually that sex is natural and by no means For those who tend to connect the 1 child) and pensions for the aged, a hush-hush matter. This instruction word "suicide" with Sweden, it may there are maternity benefits, pensions begins in the first year of elementary come as a surprise that four other for widows, orphans and invalids, school with the aim of preventing European nations have even higher free care in hospital wards, payment any taint of sin or dirt from being rates- Austria with 23.9 per 100,000; of half the cost of medicines over associated with the subject in chil­ Denmark 22.5, Finland 21.9 and 60 cents and 75% of doctors fees. dren's minds. Switzerland 21.6. Japan tops them It also provides free school lunches A foreigner may be shocked by all with a rate of 24 per 100,000 l8248 and books and university tuition, some of the official statistics produced inhabitants. rent rebates for large families and in their Teutonic passion for record­ In 1958, the cost of maintaining special allowances to help relocate ing everything. Of the 107,168 live the Swedish "welfare state" was aterloo the unemployed. These benefits are, llrs. Cubberly presents the lODE bursary to Tom Ramautarsingh. Tom births noted in 1957, 10,850 are listed $1,323,400,000 or 14% of the net m one of several W.U.C. students receiving scholarships and bursaries. as illegitimate and 13,628 others are national income. What is included See SWEDEN Page 2 PAGE 2 THE CORD WEEKLY December 1 Dear Editor: In this world and in this country, ~orb Wttklp ~taff we must learn to put up with many things, but there are a few doubts in my mind as to how far we must go. Managing Editor-Peter Homenuck Dear Mr. Editor, Rirst of all, it will be remembered Assistant Editors-Chris Pletch, Bob Horton I would like to comment on the that on November 22, 1961, T. C. article on N.F.C.U.S. which appeared Douglas visited our campus. Follow­ Campus Editor-Mike Farrell in last week's edition of THE CORD. ing his speech, there were a few Clubs Editor-Bruce Woodruff Mr. McLean apparently came here questions asked. One of these, after with the intention of clarifying the co-relating the welfare state with Sports Editor-Bill Brooks aims of N.F.C.U.S. Why did he juvenile delinquency, asked if such a state were desirable when it Jed Woman's Editor-Diane Strahm just speak to the Student Council and the N.F.C.U.S. executive? Did to an increase in crime. I wonder Reporters-Murray Ross, Shari Graham, William Weafer, Jack Scoffield, he realize that he had to convince if our "petite blonde professor", as Peter Hardy, Ken Lemmon, Edith Klinck, Mary Bowman Council of his organization's use­ the papers put it, ever thought of the fulness or was he afraid of some duties that belong to the parents of Columnists-Matt Veskimets, Peter Rempel, Wayne Hampel, John Fedor, embarrasing questions about the these delinquent children'! Just John Erb, Dave Gray, James Meade way over $400.00 of OUR money because some parents have failed their children, why blame the state'! Photograpbers-~arl Hanninen, Tom Ramautarsingh was being used '! He feels that the revision of the The papers which carried the story Layout-Dale Finch, Robin Russell Income Tax Act enabling students were quick to point out that Mr. Douglas had been put in his place, - Circulation-Alan McLachlan, Ken Bruce to deduct their tuition fees from their income tax was a great accomplish­ but failed to mention that the welfare state advocates free education rather Tom Ramautarsingh, winner of THE Editing Proof-Chris Pletch, Jim Sparks ment. The first observation on this elimination tournament. point is that students who make than western T.V.; complete health Business Mgr.-Reet Krabi enough money in a year to pay any benefits rather than plentiful booze. UN I Advertising-Ron Clark, head; Doug. Seip, Cliff Bilyea, John Finley significant amount of tax are few The fact that the papers distorted and far between and are the least Mr. Douglas' speech is simply proof DE~ unfortunate of college students as that they are willing to stand behind Table Tennis far as finances are concerned. Osten­ existing conditions-conditions that sibly those benefiting from this plan indicate nothing more than a ma­ The team to represent this · STI Sweden from Page 1 are making between one and two terialistically-crazed society. stitution will be selected from Witness The second question in my mind thousand dollars per year. This is following players and they are Sc i of course, paid for by taxation. A the lowest income tax bracket and concerns the P.&.G. show. From to keep practising- beginning to ending, in almost every single worker averaging $52 a week the amount saved by deducting , Committee act, we were faced with a beer bottle is taxed $14.40 a week while a married tuition fees is negligible. If N.F.C. Michael Stankowitsch TH or a shady joke. And to top it all, Annie Goldstein worker is taxed $10.80 regardless of U.S. were to devote its efforts to the choir came out with, "I want to the number of children. something worthwhile like bursaries Jim W etherall co (The Column of the Witness Com­ meet my Jesus". However, there The Swedish people do not claim for worthy students, grants for Clive McMahon mittee of the Faith and Life Council. were some good acts. Among these Robert Cook to have fashioned a paradise without graduate students or increased fe­ The opinions are those of the under­ were "The Wayfarers" who did an AS problems-juvenile delinquency, deral andior provincial grants to all Robert Megaw signed.) excellent job. But, except for these Bill Brady crime, drunkenness or sin in general. universities it might accomplish some­ isolated acts, the theme of "wine, They are not proud of the "punks" thing significant for a change. John Sefrance MA The Political Responsibility of women and song" and "eat, drink who occasionally molest women in I feel that it is about time that the Mike Morlock the Church. and be merry for tomorrow we die" Bruce Anderson midtown Stockholm any more than students demanded a plebiscite on seemed to prevail. Bob Bailey A Christians in Canada have an Americans or Canadians are proud this matter and when the true facts I present these as problems to be Sherwood Eddy unfortunate tendency to disregard all of their muggers and hoodlums who about N.F.C.U.S. are known the considered by intelligent minds and Dave Mogg political and social responsibility in prowl the streets. But the Swedes students will kick this useless para­ not as confusion over which to get Fred Hollinger favour of the more spiritual duties do not regard our hoodlums and sins site off our campus and use the $400.00 all hot and bothered. Shirley Denning of women's sewing circles, men's as products of our administration plus for the betterment of the stu­ swing bowling and the Young People's and resent any suggestions that dents as a whole here. GLEN NOBLE Carmen Blake (dry) Saturday night dances. Politics their's are. Another item in last week's CORD we say, is dirty, and nice people like is also worthy of comment. Since WI us stay aw'ay from it. For our part, The above article is a condensation when is one student allowed to use we shall be content to scream bloody of Rejoinder to Sweden's Critics, valuable space in the publication to Swan Cleaners murder about such trivial matters an article by Werner Wiskari of call another student illiterate because as blue laws, liquor laws, and lewd the New York Times and pub­ he and some of his friends express and .,Cook {iugl ! ! literature laws. We shall scream lished Oct. 23, 1960. their opinions to Council '! against any increase in taxes for the BILL McLEOD SHIRT LAUNDERERS purpose of welfare, for that is so­ cialism, which is by definition against EDITOR'S NOTE: Same-Day Service God, motherhood, and free enter­ Honest· Sam's Math. Club Meet N.F.C.U.S. has devoted its efforts prise, " the enterprise that pays." Cor. King & Dearborn PANTS IS OUR This attitude is the more remark­ to worthwhile projects. On Feb. 16, Will those interested in joining the 1960, a national bursary plan was WATERLOO able because of the many injustices Math. Club please meet in Room for which our country is responsible. presented to both the federal and 205, on Monday, December 4, at provincial governments. As a result, Take for example, the matter of 4:00 p.m. If for any reason you immigration. The majority of the the possibility of a branch of edu­ Windmill Shop cannot attend but wish to join please cation of the federal government is people of this world are barred by leave your name and phone number 48 King St., S. Waterloo law from entering any country not being investigated. SH 5-5451 1. CORDUROY SLACKS by at the Cord office. (IC locked, please Any student has the right to have because they are criminals, or be­ slip a note under the door.) Crystal - Ceramics cause they are dedicated to the his or her letter published as long as DON PARKER Reg. $11.95 it is not libelous. The editor is not Chocolates destruction of our society, but be­ We anticipate a few interesting Now$ 7.95 cause the majority of people in projects for the year. Professor required to print all or any letters j======~ but only has to acknowledge receipt Come in and Browse around at our country, our Christian country, Sweet will attend. Remember De­ 2. JAY BERMA BAN-LON disapprove of the colour of their cember 4th and keep that date open. of them. skins. It is unjust that some coun­ All are welcome and membership Forwell' s Super Variety SWEATER & SOX SETS tries are overpopulated to the extent is not restricted to those taking A TREAT TO EAT that many of their people starve to mathematics. For further infor­ Reg. $9.95 at the death, while ours is virtually empty. mation, &ee Peter Hardy at the Ten Pin Now $7.95 And we are responsible for this Cord office on Mondays after Chapel. Hole N' One injustice. 3. TOP FINE SPORTS Another example is foreign aid. Bowling In our country, foreign aid is given Restaurant JACKETS Reg. $39.95 The ten pin league met Wednesday either for tactical advantages, or plans, and prates that unemployment for another day of bowling at High­ Downstairs not at all. Meanwhile we complain is necessary for free enterprise, that Now $24.95 land Bowl. The league is having a of our grain surplus, and when this a high unemployment rate is good TRY OUR MEAL TICKET good turn out for the number of surplus becomes troublesome, we for the morale of the working force, bowlers that are signed up. The A Range of Trade Name burn it, disregarding the many who (doubtlessly so that they will not be league is considering getting a league are starving. Are we not like the insolent to their betters) and that Merchandise bard to beat sanction. people of Israel in the days of Amos ten percent of the unemployed are The Chumps were able to add to Schendel Stationery saying, "When will the new moon unwilling to work in any case. With for Quality and Price their point total when they captured be over, that · we may sell grain, such sophistries we enforce idleness five of a possible seven points. They limited Service at your command and the Sabbath, that we may offer and dependency upon able-bodied wheat for sale, that we may make people. now have 27, the Strikers 26, and the ephat small and the shekel great, Why then does the Church not the Winners 20. Two locations: phone SH l-1015 Colin Young's 223 single game and Personal - Commercial and deal deceitfully with false ba­ prevent such practices '! IC she can lances, that we may buy the poor for keep people from going to movies on 567 series held for another week. Supplies silver, and the needy for a pair of Sunday, then she can also demand a The three high league averages are: 42 KING ST. N. Colin Young 162 sandals, and sell the refuse of the fair immigration ploicy. If she can WATERLOO wheat?" prevent the sale of beer in a grocery Bill Brooks 157 Office Furniture Speaking of selling the poor for store then she can also influence the Ben Lustig 156 opposite Post Office silver, what are we going to do about government to offer liberal foreign Everyone seems to be enjoying our unemployment rate ? Other aid. If she can ban The Tropic of themselves. Bowling is a great Phone SH 3·8248 nations, such as Sweden and West Cancer, then she can also insist on sport which gives the person exercise 160 KING ST. E. which he wouln't ordinarily get. Germany have virtually eliminated such economic planning as will elimi­ KITCHENER unemployment. Our nation uses nate unemployment. Why then More students should participate in 120 King St. S. Waterloo stop-gap measures, such as badly doesn't she '! this sport. I'm sure they would find 4 Doors East of City HaD managed unemployment insurance J. HORMAN it very enjoyable and relaxing. THE CORD WEEKLY PAGE 3

Geography Club common form of power is man him­ Who's Who? self. The distribution of many forms On Wednesday November 15 at of resources is unequal throughout Scribblings by Peter Chappell 8:00 p.m., the Geography Club held the world. The film showed how the showing of a film called "Man this inequality has made vast dif­ Rev. L. H. Schaus, the Dean, -ECM, a European Confidence and His Resources", the second in ferences in standards of living in graduated from Waterloo College, Monopoly, has exploded the mother the series called "The Earth and various parts of the work!. through the University of Western of Parliaments. With Adenauer Mankind" by the National Film Bert Durst, vice-president of the Ontario in 1930. The following year & DeGaulle running things it Board. About forty-five students Geography Club, introduced the he spent at the Ontario College of might be better for England to from Waterloo University College panel, consisting of Prof. Calder, Education to prepare himself for a set up· a similar market (and and local high schools attended. Prof. Gwatkin and Prof. Pinola of teaching career and then he began economic relationship) with the The film discussed the various Waterloo University College, and teaching in the town of Simcoe, Commonwealth. A CCM, or a forms of available resources and the Mr. Boggs of Eastwood Collegiate. Ontario. His ambitions, not com­ "three-wheeler" trade-economic­ distribution of them. Attention was Each panelist made several comments pletely fulfilled, the Dean returned manufacturing agreement. drawn to the fact that the most on the subject and gave his views to Waterloo, entered the Seminary, -UAW's astronomical demand of concerning man and the world's spent three years here and graduated salaries equal to Detroit's will supply of resources. Members of flip Canada's cost of living index in 1937 with his B.D. NCCUC (National Conference of the audience were then asked to into orbit. Now that they have A year of post-graduate work Canadian Universities and Colleges) direct questions to any member of unionized idiots, perhaps there is followed this in New York City at at Ottawa representing for the first the panel. A lively discussion follow­ a place for all of us. Union Theological Seminary and time Waterloo as an independent ed. Although some of the questions Columbia University where he ob­ -Dreams of Argos became a night­ , , , . guaranteed to last a lifetime." College. These conferences have and problems which arose remained tained his M.A. Returning to Water­ been held in the past but no recog­ mare in Ti-Cat nocturnal snack. .Mike Whitehead.) unanswered, the discussion provoked Prediction: Cold weather, hard loo, Dean Schaus was called to St. nition was provided for colleges considerable thought on the subject ground; makes Winnipeg real sound. John's Lutheran Church where he affiliated with other universities. of resources and their distribution -Lane Launches Lustily into Tom­ served as the first assistant minister. Previously the University of Western in the world among those people in my's welfare planks; Pinola Pro­ A pastorate of his own took him next Ontario had attended for Waterloo the audience. jects Punches into Fleming's money Students! to Ottawa and St. Peter's Lutheran and this year the Dean had the The next film in this series is Pot; Liberals Languish in Limelight Church. While holding this post privilege of representing us for the called "To Each his Rightful Share" he was appointed the executive first time. with political suicide on both and is scheduled for December 6 at sides. Like a plague, it might director of the Canadian Lutheran The Dean noticed, as a newcomer, YOU ARE ENTITLED 8:00p.m. spread. World Relief Organization and spent the cordial welcome extended to him -P&G, in satirical spoofing, hit well the next four months at their offices and was made to feel that we really TO A 10% DISCOUNT at campus foibles. 'Tis a pity in Winnipeg. belonged. Recalling this conference, some dill picklers supped on vine­ ON ANY PURCHASE In January of 1947, knowing he the Dean says, "We in Waterloo gar. Before one criticizes or ex­ was coming back to Waterloo to may think we are a very &mall ON PRESENTATION poses himself by making decrees, teach Hebrew and Old Testament isolated institution but in this gather­ he should search his own art for OF STUDENT'S CARD Theology in the Seminary, he went ing at Ottawa one was given the M&H Cities Service a more entertaining creation; if to Princeton for a half year of refresh­ impression that we were members one cannot be found, then a critic er courses in these subjects. Septem­ of a nation-w:de organization that he must be. "Criticism often takes ber then, in 1947, found him teaching had a tremendous task to perform KING & DEARBORN STS. from the tree I Caterpillars and in the Seminary but he also held the but also a promising future ahead blossoms together." Richter office of Dean of the College. Both of it. There are forty-two member Complete MiHy's -Rumour has it that meal tickets these offices, teaching and Dean of institutions in the conference re­ Mechanical Repairs will be honoured at the Christmas the College, were held simultaneously presenting all types and sizes of B.F. Goodrich Tires Banquet. Who says that there is for four or five years. During the educational institutions and it is no Santa Claus? (It's Miss Gies­ Men's Wear period from then until now he has rather significant that about one brecht) also held the position of Registrar half of the membership is made up SH 5-0071 -Appropriate gifts were given at on several occasions when that office of church-affiliated college& and uni- the football stag. The team re­ 204 KING W. - KITCHENER was vacant. ceived a magnificent trophy donat­ Recently the Dean attended the ed by an anonymous "shooting­ • stick" sitter; the senior players each received a framed rogues gallery; the coaches received tank­ ards and a silver cigarette box; Waterloo and the manager received a horse's equivalent of what was seen of Compliments him when he played middle guard Bowling Lanes ... it was not the horse's head. -All graduating students will be 14 PRINCESS ST. W. able to buy Christmas Banquet tickets at the Senior Class meeting, Wednesday morning. Regular SH 2-9582 WATERLOO Bergstein's ticket sale begins Wednesday at noon. $1.50 per, for an evening Opposite the Library of feasting, entertainment, and tradition, in the feudal "manor" with serfs at your service. Tues­ Ladies Wear SPECIAL STUDENT RATES day, Dec. 12, 6:30 p.m. Cirkle K serfing. ALSO SPECIAL RATES -"Winter Carnival", looks to be a smash of a weekend, with snow SA._T. 5:06-7:00 P.M. Tommy Douglas flays the air as he stresses a point during his address and budgets blowing. 26 King St. E. last Wednesday. -The Cagger and Netter "Hawks" look forward to a stunning season. HOME COOKED FOODS I'm surprised you don't know that." Don't just follow the "Hawks", Kitchener Douglas from Page 1 he said. get out and support them. (Look OUR SPECIALTY what fan enthusiasm did for the fronted by Miss M. Lane with the When Miss Lane again entered the discussion by claiming "10% Ti-Cats.) question that some people co-relate -Finally council is getting down to of the unemployed wouldn't take a Sweden's high suicide and juvenile the constitution after a three day delinquency rate with their social job if you handed one to them.' "It's all very well to sit in an ivory recess from problems which ulti· welfare programme. "What's wrong mately proved not to be its col­ tower and say that, but this is not lective concern. Council is willing FOR EXPERTS IN with this great gift?" she asked. the case,'' answered Mr. Douglas. to assist in projecting student Mr. Douglas replied that the situation "How many of you have ever talked ALL BEAUTY CARE ideas to the Administration, but to which she referred was not neces­ to an unemployed person with a it should not be thought of as sarily caused by or related to the family to support?" he asked. The being a ramrod to force explosive social and economic situation of the number of able-bodied men who powder down Administrative gun state. He pointed out that there wouldn't take a job is very small. are many methods of collecting A planned economy would give full barrels. • -Spent two hours in the dorm, statistics - all with varying degrees employment but that doesn't mean didn't get tubbed once, and am ality and Price of accuracy. "It might be that the it would guarantee every person the most impressed with the genial Scandinavian countries are doing kind of job he wants. :at your command hospitality. (Secret: I had a pass.) Elegant a better job of collecting statistics. In reply to a question raised about the freedom to work being denied Ions: phone SH 2-1015 people in union - management Hair Styles battles that go on strike, Mr. Douglas ~~~ replied that the worker has the right introduced by the president of the lNG ST. N. DECEMBER 12 6:30p.m. to bargain collectively and to with­ campus New Democrats, Bill Dyer. hold his labor. "If a union at a ATERLOO 34 KING N., WATERLOO Dr. R. Pinola thanked the speaker. with: company is out on strike, there is Prior to the address by Mr. Doug­ site Post Office Boar's Head Procession no law that deprives you of going las, Phil Schaus provided musical SH 3-4093 Mummer's Play to work or of the company hiring entertainment and Len Bruder of "One Man Guest Speaker-Sandy Baird you. Tell me a law which says you the North Waterloo NDP riding KING ST. E. Tickets on Sale: Noon Dec. 6 can use force to stop a person from association presented Bill Wolfe, working", he challenged. No one ITCHENER vice-president of the campus New Tells Anothern Susan Frim, Prop. Price $1.50 Meal Tickets answered. Democrats with a cheque to aid the East of City Hall honoured Mr. Douglas was welcomed to the club in the coming model parliament caiJlpus by Dean Schaus and was campaigns. PAGE 4 THE CORD WEEKLY December 1st, 191 Gue Stalin. At the time Khrushchev had to struggle for his political life. Politomania Many of the old Bolshevik group Cva Wing By David Gray headed by such notables as former Premier Georgi Malenkov, former 9i/t $tuclios On October 17, the twenty-second deputy premier and foreign minister Congress of the communist countries V. Molotov, and Lazar Kaganovich 10 KING ST. N. Sponsored began in Moscow. At this time com­ tried to overthrow him. munist leaders from the iron-curtain The problem became more acute WATERLOO countries as well as communist leaders last year when Albania's first secre­ from many of the countries of the tary General Enver H oxha failed to Vol. l Issue No. 11 western world and Asia met to talk go to Bucharest for a meeting of the FOR DISTINCTIVE GIFTS over communist strategy for the communist leaders. These men were coming years. This meeting im­ summoned by Khrushchev. From pressed itself on my mind for one then on began an exodus of Russian main reason - the communist bloc technicians from Tanara the capital. BUSINESS IS is not the monolithic organization These people were replaced by Red that many people in the western Chinese personnel. · PICKING UP! world believe. This fact came drama­ The breach between the Albania­ F tically to light in Premier Khrush­ China faction and Moscow has never chev's six and one half hour opening been closed since then. China is speech to the assembled delegates. now the only friend of Albania. WOOD BERN CUFF MAHOOD In it he launched into a vicious attack Hoxha is on the black list in Moscow Bulletin accounted for 37 of the College's points. against little Albania and then turned and his Stalinist policies don't permit his attention to reviling the name hin to make overtures to the West. of the former Soviet Premier, Joseph Albania and Red China both the streets. Today, a beard signifies Stalin who died in March of 1953. avidly adhere to Stalinist traditions Income Strictly one of two things to the majority of Albania was the only country be­ of isolation of the communist party people; the bearded wearer is either hind the Iron Curtain which didn't from the world and unrelenting war­ For a bohemian or an eccentric; or else send a delegate to the congress. The if necessary-against the capitalist Deductio their score in the game, Beaver, is reason for this can be traced right world. They are opposed to Khrush­ A recent amendmen ·Laughs enhanced by 50-200 points. back to 1957 when Khrushchev first chev's attempt at peaceful co-existence Tax Act permits stu Perhaps the older generation was launched a vehement attack against with the West. normally taxable an by Pete Rempel influenced by the melodramas wherein the policies of the then deceased Good relations in the Iron Curtain full-time attendance To beard, or not to beard: that is the villain, appropriately dressed in bloc are the lowest they have been BUT WE STILL HAVEN'T other educational insf one heck of a question: a black suit, complete with stove­ for some time. Statements such as HAD THE PLEASURE da at a post-secon Whether 'tis nobler in mind to suffer pipe hat and wearing a long black the one attributed to Albanian OF MAKING YOUR deduct from their earn' twisted mustache, confronts the leader Mehemet Shehu have done The slings and arrows of outraged Public Speaking Cl~b AQUAINTANCE ing their taxable inco parents, brave, beautiful, blonde heroine who nothing to breach the gap. He is of their fee that cove Or to take razor against a chin of is comforting her ancient white­ by Peter I. Hardy reported to have said that "Stalin in respect of a perio hairs, haired father. The villain follows committed two mistakes. Be died twelve months. And by shaving end them? the advi!,!e given by Hamlet to the The Public Speaking Club met too early and he did not destroy the l\OSS E:LOPP The applicable sec As the bones of Shakespeare, players: "Tr-r-rippingly on the on Tuesday, NovemQer 21, at 4:10 present leadership of the Soviet LTD. is Section 11(1)(q.b. Bacon or Marlowe (or whoever tongue," (those bones are at it again) p.m. in room 208. During the course Union." that the following m it was who wrote "Hamlet") are still as he offers in an ominous tone: of the meeting, we heard several Remarks such as these and others HABERDASHERY in computing the in spinning, we will look into the world "Mar-r-r-ry me, my dear-r-r, and five-minute speeches that we criti­ have prompted Khrushchev to de­ "Something for the Gentleman~ payer for a taxation of beards. I'll trea-r-r up the mor-r-r-tgage." cized. After the prepared material nounce Stalin and his personality "Tuition fees of s One of the first questions asked After a few sessions of hissing such was heard, several impromptu cult. His body has been removed a taxpayer was dur' WATERLOO SQUARE of anyone who attempts a growth villains, who wouldn't associate beards speeches were given. One in particu­ from the Red Square Magsoleum student in full-time of facial foliage is, "Why'?!!" with nasty men who go about evict­ lar - "a defence of young ladies where it was interred beside that of a university in a cou There are three reasons why an ing poor, but proud, heroines with smoking" -was a retort to a previous Lenin immediately after his death degree, or in full-tim individual will grow a beard. First, old grey-headed fathers? five minute speech on girls smoking. in March, 1953. Many of his a college or other VISIT THE NEW he may use it as a means of enhancing Hal Boyle, an American journalist, Needless to say this drew a great statues have been destroyed. There stitution in Canada i (or so he may think) his appearance. feels that he has the reason why response from the predominately is a movement afoot which would post-secondary scho Secondly, he may use a beard either women dislike the cigar, another male (there is only one girl to eleven have certain cities such as Stalingrad "Patio Steak House" amount of any fees to cover over a scar or some psycho­ male symbol (unless, of course, fellows) membership. and Stalino renamed. The main paid to the universi: ALL FOODS AVAILABLE logical reason. Thirdly, and, perhaps, you happen to come from Dogpatch). The executive is as follows: John street of East Berlin, Stalinallee has other educational in most commonly, just because he He believes that women are jealous Finlay and Bob Armstrong are joint been renamed Karl Marx Allee for SPECIALTY "CHILE" spect of a period no damned well felt like it. of cigars because they know it gives chairmen, and Jack George is the part of its length and Frankfurter­ months commencing Once the shock effect has worn a man a certain comfort that they treasurer. The faculty advisor is the allee for the rest. Meal Tickets on Request not included in the off, the bearded individual is bar­ can never supply. Perhaps the same very capable, Professor Carrol. Right now the communist world deduction under this raged by the oh-so-funny remarks holds true in the case of beards. The executive would like to see is divided. Many of the top ob­ BELMONT PLAZA a previous year (exce of his friends. (These remarks are But, no matter what is said about nine new members. They would servers in the West believe that it paid in respect of a 728 BELMONT AVE. so humorous, -that when he first beards, they will always survive­ like to hold their membership to would be sheer folly to try and than 13 consecutive w heard them, the tears of laughter at least at college. twenty-one. The club meets every capitalize on the situation to any This section is appli simply rolled down his bib.) We see that Chiaroscuro has Tuesday at 4:10 in room 208. This great degree. By doing something and subsequent taxa Many people, on seeing the beard, organized for another publication is an excellent club for those in of this nature we may in reality help Fees covering stu immediately jump to one conclusion: of the literary efforts of local talent. Honours Business Administration to close the gap for them. What does Barron's Limited athletic activities, h "Pete, you going beatnik?" Others But before the D.H. Lawrences and since it gives its members training all this mean? In the future I feel MEN'S WEAR health services, the co are far more subtle: "Wassamatta, Kathleen Windsors (we were going in addressing public meetings. that we can look forward to a greater 34 KING S. - SH 5-4232 supplies, and residen , kid, ya can't afford a razor blade?" to say Grace Metalious, but one story The comment was made that the amount of co-operation among the WATERLOO deductible. like "Peyton Place" is enough; and, essence of training in public speaking Some refer to the beard in metaphor­ communist bloc. They can't afford 10% Discount to all Student Only the student ical terms: "Look! a Fuller brush." besides, how the heck do you spell is criticism. The person continued to divide. Their only hope is that during a calendar Still others stoop to the depths of the plural of Metalious ?) of tomorrow by saying that the club was not a the breach between the two big personal ex,empt!ion.s, sick humour, "There goes the take up their pens and prepare to mutual admiration society. Those powers, Russia and China, be closed. liable for Income walking armpit." struggle with similes, transferred who come out may well expect to This can be done only by taking some any deduction. For Why has the beard fallen into such epithets, and the like, we suggest have their efforts criticized but the of the leadership away from the the Business Office ill-repute? At the turn of the century, they read the following. criticism will pay off in the end. U.S.S.R. and placing it jointly in the HAHN request and after the beard was a common sight in In a progressive literary school, Everyone could use a little public hands of both Russia and China. the session have been a stiff test for would-be writers speaking experience. So, come out It will be interesting to see if this Pharmacy Ltd. in a form approved concludes with this perplexing ques­ and get it. actually happens in the future. Tax D epartment. tion: "Coleridge was a drug addict. SH 4-8177 Waterloo Ont. If the claim is in The Snow Poe was an alcoholic. Marlowe was certificate for the killed by a man whom he was treache­ Conrad Hall will be opening as a Men's We Specialize in Prescriptieas ceding session it is rously attempting to stab. Pope the student attach Hawks took money to keep a woman's Residence, December 4th. certificate. It will name out of a satire, then wrote the merely complete the W.L.U. has finally acquired a piece so she could be recognized ski club. This group of about forty anyhow. Chatterton killed himself. Rooms Available in Willison Hall dedicated students are fast on their Byron was accused of incest. Do way to a froliking season in the sun you still want to be a writer-and George Kadw ell and snow. At the first meeting if so, why?" Conrad Hall our driving executive were elected / and they are as follows: Pres.-John RECORDS & HI-FI Harris, Vice-Pres.-Dave Lennard, covers cost of printing cards and the Rates for the balance of 1961-62 Academic year: Sec.-Marion Morrison. At the next surplus will be used to defray trans­ Complete selection of gathering information concerning our portation costs on the away week­ and accessories. Ski Weekend was assimulated and end. A racing team of about 12 Single Room ...... $ 143.30 it was decided that Owen Sound not members is in the throes of formal ion Double Room ...... $ 133.30 Limberlost,should be the destination. This team will compete against Mc­ Waterloo Square A price tag of about $20.35 was given Master, Waterloo U., Ryerson, 0. Board (meal card) ...... $ 200.00 which includes lodgings at the Bay A.C., Victoria College and H.I.T. Motor Hotel, use of the tows, T-Bar A proposal was made that members Key deposit, refundable ...... $ 1.00 and swimming pool, 1 hours instruc­ form their own car pools for day Caution Fee, refundabl!! ...... $ 10.00 tion, all meals and many others. trips. Kim Marsland, representing PERSONAL STUDIO This will take place on Feb. 9, 10, Riordan Ski Shop, Kitchener, offered Residence Fee ...... $ 4.00 Wedding Albums - Studio Groups - Child Portraits and 11. Priority will be given to discount rates to members on equip­ Seated above is the ~ Photographic Equipment Queen for 61-62, members for all club functions. ment: Now all we need is three feet and Supplies It was agreed that membership of Colorado powder. Room reservations- contact Business Manager. 180 King St. N. - Waterloo Runners-up were De fees should be one dollar. This fee KEN LEMMON SH 5-4074 (left) and Heather