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second edition Varia Herald We cook fresh to order so it takes a little Award Winning longer but it's worth the wait! Bar & Restaurant Fest - Michael McManus Many a mountaineering epic authentic German Beers. Some Editor in Chief was recounted in the glow of we buy direct from the West Bar Varia homemade tomato or BBQ sauce A warm welcome to Bar the stove, high up in the coire Brewery on Glasgow Green Varia, ’s award of Scotland’s highest mountain. brewed by Felix the Bavarian winning après ski bier halle and The Axes are original Brewer. Others we import from Bavarian restaurant. 1930s hickory shafted axes Germany. Margarita (v) The stunning surrounds were from Glencoe. The floor team wear The world’s favourite pizza! 100% Mozzarella cheese, Bar Varia home made the work of award winning The DJ booth is a Nevis authentic Bavarian Dirndls choice of sauce and fresh torn basil on homemade crispy pizza base designers Janice and Angus Range Gondola and the skis during our regular bierfest Alston and Gordon Henderson are 1950s originals from the nights, supported by the full £7.95 from Creative Architects, but Rossignol factory. oompah-band experience! the inspiration came from you, The floor contains a number You need to try Bar Varia™ our customers. of climbing protection items cocktails - the Apple Strudel Feast The ski link to the bar was in retired from Jamie Smith’s Martini is to die for! 100% Mozzarella cheese, Bar Varia homemade choice of sauce and fresh torn response to a number of ideas leading rack – which have been We want you to have a basil on home made crispy pizza base with generous toppings of chopped , and suggestions from SCUK replaced! wonderful experience at Bar members and the Glasgow Ski The giant window over the Varia™. If you have enjoyed , pulled and Club. This innovative design Clyde, gives stunning views your time, please share on Trip £8.95 allows you to ski/board straight along the river and links the site Advisor. If you have not had a to the bar from the slope - your to its ship building heritage. fantastic experience, please tell slope time stops when you The hearty meals in Bar us before you leave. We really The Highlander enter the bar. It also preserves Varia are freshly prepared, want every customer to be the space underneath, which we on site. We use outstanding delighted. 100% Mozzarella cheese, Bar Varia homemade choice of sauce and fresh torn use for junior ski lessons. natural, fresh, ingredients to Thank you for choosing Bar basil on home made crispy pizza base with generous helpings of and We are very proud of Bar give you a full Bavarian taste Varia™ - Prost! black Varia™. experience. The stove is the original CIC The beer range is unrivalled £8.95 Hut stove from Ben Nevis. in Glasgow. We have over 30 Bloody Spaniard 100% Mozzarella cheese, Bar Varia homemade choice of sauce and fresh torn basil on home made crispy pizza base with generous toppings of rich , red Mit Freunden Platte onion and red pepper Perfect For Friends to Share £8.95 Sample some of the best prime from the Bavarian & Tyrol Alps Available from 12 noon Daily. Min 2 People. Caramelized Red Onion & Goats Cheese (v) 100% Mozzarella cheese, Bar Varia homemade choice of sauce and fresh torn Tyrol Taster Platter The Table Breaker! basil on home made crispy pizza base with caramelized red onion and goats cheese 3 types of German Sausage 3 types of German Sausage £8.95 Weiner Schnitzel Weiner Schnitzel Sauerkraut (its good for you!) Bavarian 24 Hour Marinated Chicken The Marco Pollo Bucket of Chunky fries Prime Scottish Rib eye 100% mozzarella cheese, Bar Varia homemade choice of sauce and fresh torn Heaped Home Made Coleslaw Sauerkraut (its good for you!) basil with roast chicken, red onion and sweetcorn Potato Salad Bucket of Chunky Paprika fries £8.95 2 Generous Portions of Dip Heaped Home Made Coleslaw Pickles and Gerkins Potato Salad £6.95 per person 2 Generous Portions of Dip Choice of Extra Toppings Pickles and Gerkins Chopped sausage, pepperoni, pulled pork, meatballs, haggis, Stornoway , chorizo, red onion, sweetcorn, olives, jalepeneos, chicken, mushrooms, £11.95 per person mozzarella, tomato sauce, bbq sauce £1.25 Dips: Choose from Thousand Island Dressing, Mild , Curry Ketchup, Bavarian Essence, Garlic Herb & Mayo, Pepper Sauce.

FRONT PAGE: Sharing platters and PAGE TWO: Bier snacks, Mains, Burgers and Extras PAGE THREE: Nothing naughty BACK PAGE: Desserts Bier Snacks Hauptmahlzeit Soup of the Day Freshly prepared in the kitchen today, Main Course served with fresh bread and butter £3.25 Bar Varia Legendary Goats Cheese Salad Sausage Supper Goats Cheese Salad served with fresh leaves, Currywurst olives, cherry tomatoes and baby beetroot Twin skis of Bavarian Sausage, in Bier Batter £5.95 Not Ze Vurst, ze Best! A board of steamed served with Paprika fries wrapped in paper , fried, cut then smothered in spicy £6.25 ketchup with a bucket of Paprika fries Bar Varia Slow Cooked £5.95 Meatballs with Penne Pasta Bavarian Goulash Our own Goulash with hearty chunks of tender Chilli out Dog! Handmade beef meatballs and Penne pasta with our and in a paprika and garlic broth served own tomato sauce, served with garlic bread Smoked Bavarian Sausage topped off with Fiery with crusty bread. The perfect warmer after a day on Chilli Con Carne, fresh onions and melted cheese £7.95 the slopes with a bucket of Skinny fries. Not for Jessies! £8.95 £5.95 Bavarian Chicken & salad Jaeger Steak Feast Chicken Wings Dad’s Favourite! 8oz prime Scottish Rib eye Steak, a Glazed in BBQ or hot sauce The Manager’s favourite! bucket of chunky fries with paprika and German on a bed of fresh salad 24 hour marinated Chicken Strips with crispy bacon Bier Battered Onion Rings served on a bed of fresh leaves with shaved parmesan £3.95 and croutons £14.95 £6.95 Jägermeister Smokey Sauce, Rail Jam Parsley & Garlic Butter or Pepper Sauce Bacon & Brie Wiener Schnitzel £1.25 Grilled Chorizo & Cheddar Viennese style, tenderised Pork , served with Smoked & Cheddar Bavarian Potato salad or Paprika Salted fries, lemon Honey Chilli Chicken and house made garlic-herb mayonnaise , Red Onion & Cheese £7.95 Caramelized Red Onion & Goats Cheese Roasted Veg & Cheese served with skinny fries Smaller portion available for under 14's £5.95 (excludes Steak Feast) Extras Freshly Grilled Burgers Beer Battered Onion Rings Schwein Burger £3.45 Bar Varia Uber Burger 2 burgers, bacon, pulled pork, smoked cheese, Pulled pork burger on a Brioche bun, served with buffalo tomato, lettuce, gherkins, red onion and paprika fries, smokey jager sauce and salad Potato Wedges served with fries £9.50 £2.95 £13.95 Afraid of the Park Pot of Chunky The Slope Style Burger - Chicken Paprika Salted Fries Burger - Scottish Beef Bar Varia’s legendary 24 hour marinated Chicken 6 oz of prime Scottish Beef served on a Brioche bun Breast on a Brioche bun served with a bucket £2.95 topped with smoked cheese served with a bucket of Bavarian paprika salted fries, curry ketchup and Bavarian paprika salted fries, curry ketchup fresh salad Pot of Fries and fresh salad £8.75 £2.45 £9.45 Naw Bambi's Maw Garlic Pizza Bread Falafel Burger Burger - add cheese for 50p Homemade falafel burger stacked on a Brioche bun A walloping 6 oz Scottish Venison Burger on a £2.45 with cheese, salsa and salad, Brioche bun served with a bucket of Bavarian served with paprika salted fries paprika salted fries, curry ketchup and fresh salad Coleslaw £9.50 £9.50 £1.95 Extra Burger Toppings Double up on any burger Bacon, smoked ham, caramelised onions, chorizo, Potato Salad (Excludes Uber Burger) onion rings, spicy peppers, bacon, mushroom, brie £1.95 £2.50 £1.25 each Herald Opinions And Ice, Ice Baby! • The Professional with the Lord Chamberlin. • An average professional Mountain Guide Zermatt enjoyed international hockey player loses 7 pounds in Organisation dates back to the press coverage which was the one ! early 1800s and was pioneered beginning of its development as • The modern game of ice by British travellers seeking local a tourist resort. hockey is accepted to have expertise. • Famous Glencoe resident originated in Canada, but it only An elite class of professional Hamish MacInnes (b 1931), is has 6 teams in the NHL. guides soon established itself, one of Scotland’s most influential • Wayne Gretzky, nicknamed • You can climb the highest • The most influential Bavaria for 738 years and the and techniques for snow, ice, and mountaineers and a leading ‘The Great One’, is almost mountain in Germany, at Bavarian Kings were Ludwig I, last descendent of the Scottish rock climbing were developed to developer of mountaineering unanimously accepted as the 2,962m (the final gully has who turned the capital, Munich, Royal house of Stuart is the the point where highly hazardous equipment. His invention of the greatest hockey player to ever multiple pictures of those who into a hub of arts and culture, Crown Prince of Bavaria. ascents were possible for the all metal, drooped pick ice axe play the game, scoring an have died on the ascent!), on and Ludwig II, the "Fairy- • Munich is further north experienced. This so-called (the Pterodactyl) revolutionized incredible 894 goals in NHL. the Zugspitze, near the town Tale King", who came to be than any major US city golden age of mountain climbing and mountaineering. • The only woman to ever of Garmisch-Partenkirchen in known around the world for the (excluding Anchorage Alaska). came to an end with the conquest • Glencoe, Lochaber is play professional hockey was Bavaria, and ski or snowboard magnificent castles built under • Gummy bears were of the Matterhorn, the last of recognised internationally as Manon Rheume. She played back down. his name. invented by a German. the great Alpine mountains, by the heartland of British winter for the Tampa Bay Lightning in • The Kassbohrer piste • The Berghof was • While it is called Edward Whymper (1865). mountaineering. exhibition games; one against the machine used at Snow Factor is Adolf Hitler’s home in the Oktoberfest, it actually starts On the descent from the • “A good hockey player St. Louis Blues during the 1992 from Garmisch. Obersalzberg of the Bavarian in September! The origin of Matterhorn, Lord Douglas plays where the puck is. A great pre-season, and another against • In the book ‘Chess or Alps near Berchtesgaden. Oktoberfest was the wedding Haddow, Chamonix Guide hockey player plays where the the Bruins in the 1993 the King’s Game’ (1616) by Hitler spent more time at the celebration of Prince Ludwig Michael Croz and the Reverend puck is going to be.” Wayne pre-season. Augustus, Duke of Luneburg, Berghof than anywhere else of Bavaria. Charles Hudson fell to their Gretzky • “You miss 100% of the shots it describes how Okarius the during World War II. • 65% of the Autobahn has deaths off the Hörnliridge. • A puck hit by the best you don’t take” Wayne Gretzky. Prince of Bavaria had a son Built in 1935 on the no speed limit. The incident sparked outrage shooters can travel at more than • The Braehead Clan is based of great promise residing at Kehlstein Mountains at a height • When president JFK visited in Great Britain, and resulted in 100 mph. in the 5,200 capacity Braehead the Court of King Pippin. One of 1,834m and completed in Berlin, he infamously said climbing and mountaineering • A goalie's chest protector Arena and supported by the day Pippin's son was playing the summer of 1938, it was “Ich bin ein Berliner” which being temporarily banned. is made of Kevlar, the same Purple Army! chess with the young Prince presented to Hitler for his 50th translates, as “I am a Jelly The ban was lifted after material used in bulletproof vests of Bavaria, and became so birthday. The Berghof was Donut!” Queen Victoria had long talks for police. enraged at repeatedly losing Hitler's vacation residence for • The official uniform for the that he hit the Prince on the many years. In late April 1945 Hitler Youth was designed by temple with one of his rooks the house was damaged by Hugo Boss… and killed him on the spot! British aerial bombs and set on • The world’s tallest • Bavarian cuisine is simple, fire by retreating SS troops in cathedral is in Ulm, Bavaria. hearty, rustic and delicious. It early May. • The Christmas Tree is characterised by meat dishes • From Olympic venues (Tannenbaum) tradition started and roasts, and pastry desserts. to wonderful Cross-Country in Germany. • Bavarian cuisine was Skiing - The German Alps, • According to the Guinness advanced and refined in order known as the Bavarian Alps, Book of Records, there are to render it fit for the Royal are home to hundreds of ski over 1,000 sausage recipes in Ski Factoids Courts. This quickly found its resorts. The slopes benefit from Germany. Schnee Fuhrer. of entertaining, somewhat come when hundreds of English way into civilian households. reliable snow cover with some • Albert Einstein, the most Staff Writer x-rated, meanings… We’ll men will come to Switzerland The Altbayern (Old Bavaria) year round glacial skiing and recognized scientist in the • were nicknamed just say that in Germany you for the skiing season.” was influenced by neighbouring freestyle parks. world was a Bavarian, born in bangers during the Second can use the word Schnitzel • In 1965, Sherman Poppen Tirol and Swiss cuisine. • The Wittelsbachs ruled Ulm (although he did marry his World War. Their high in lieu of “Honey,” as in “I from Michigan made a cousin…). content due to the scarcity of am crazy about you my little snowboard for his daughter other ingredients meant that Schnitzel” or “she is as cute as by binding two skis together. they were liable to explode a Schnitzel…” He called it a Snurfer and sold when cooked as the water • Schnitzel is a traditional nearly a million of them within turned to steam. Austrian dish made by a decade. • In 320 AD, because of pounding and tenderdizing • Bobsledding was invented their association with pagan boneless meat until it’s thin in the 1870s in St Moritz, festivals, Roman Emperor (creating an escalope), coating Switzerland, by a hotelier, Constantinus the First and it in bread crumbs, and then Caspar Badrutt (1848-1904). the Catholic Church made it. In an attempt to make his hotel sausage eating a sin and their • Ski is from the Old Norse more popular with English • Freestyle skiing was born on a steep landing hill. room temperature. consumption was banned! “Skio” meaning a split piece of tourists during the winter, he in the 1930s when skiers from Slopestyle - Athletes ski • The highest mountain in This led to sausages going wood (along with Slalom and modified delivery sleds and Europe began adding flips, through a course that includes the known universe is Olympus underground until the ban was Ombudsman, it is one of the sent his guests flying around twists and other acrobatic a variety of obstacles including Mons, a giant volcano on lifted. few Norwegian words which the town’s streets. This became moves into their skiing training. rails, kickers, gaps and table Mars, almost three times the • The word sausage is English has borrowed). There so popular that terrified Freestyle skiing now includes tops. height of Mount Everest. After derived from the Latin word are prehistoric carvings, more pedestrians protested, so moguls, ramp aerials and Half Pipe - Skiers perform Everest, the world’s highest Salsus which means something than 7,000 years old, showing Badrutt built the first half-pipe, slope-style routines involving a series of tricks and jumps in mountain above sea level is salted. Sami and early Nordic people from which the sports of Luge, obstacles like rails, table tops an icy U shaped pipe. Skiers K2, at 28,251ft. K2 is not in the • The term "" was skiing. The oldest known ski, Skeleton and Bobsledding and half pipes. are judged on the height and Himalayas but the Karakoram first used by a newspaper found in Sweden, dates from developed. The legendary Moguls - This freestyle ski difficulty of their tricks and Range – the initial K of which reporter in 1893 who likened 4,500-2,500BC. Some of the Cresta Run skeleton track was event is all about speed, quick landing. provides its rather functional its resemblance to a Dachshund earliest written accounts of built there in 1884 by British turns and big air. The object of • There are around 200 name. This was a temporary Wiener dog. So the first hot skiing come from Iceland. In military officers and remains moguls is for skiers to ski down corpses on Mount Everest. label given to it by Lieutenant dogs were true sausages made 1200, the great saga writer resolutely off limits to women. a steep slope covered in moguls • In the 18th century, the Thomas Montgomerie (1830- with quality ingredients and Snorre Sturlason recounted • Cross country skiing burns (huge bumps) as quickly and highest known mountain 1878). smoked in a natural casing. tales of Ull, the Norse God of more per hour than any effortlessly as possible Skiers was Chimborazo in Ecuador • One in ten mountain • It was law in Bavaria that Skiing, and Skade, the Goddess other sport. It is also considered must perform two different (20,702ft). In fact, it wasn’t climbers die trying to summit white sausage must not be of Skiing and Hunting. a low-impact, low-risk form of aerial manoeuvres on the way even the highest mountain in Everest and those who eaten after 12 noon. • Lovers of Swiss ski aerobic exercise. down the hill off specially built the Andes, but because of the successfully summit have a one • As legend has it, 7th holidays have the creator of • Ralph Miller of the US, set launch pads. Skiers are given bulge in the Earth’s shape at in twenty chance of dying on century Byzantine Kaiser Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arthur the speed ski record at 109.14 points for both their time going the Equator, Chimborazo is the the way down. Basileios the First liked his Conan Doyle to thank. He mph on the slopes of Garganta down the course and their mountain that sticks out farthest • Almost all the famous meat covered with sheets of had fallen in love with the Schuss in Portillo, Chile. technique. into space. ascents have involved rock gold to display his wealth. sport in Norway and thought • The world's largest Aerials are arguably the • For every 1,000ft gained and ice climbing. The first Following him, the commoners Switzerland offered the perfect snowflake recorded fell at Fort most exciting of the freestyle in height, the boiling point of significant achievements in tried to do the same. However, terrain. He imported some skis Keogh, Montana on January 28, ski events to watch. Skiers water reduces by 1.8F (1C). mountain climbing were the the practice was too expensive, and encouraged two Swiss 1887. It was reportedly 38 cm will fly off jumps or kickers at So, at 15,000ft (the summit ascents of Mont Blanc made by so they created an alternative brothers to join him. They wide and 20 cm thick. speeds of 35 miles (60 km) per of Mont Blanc) water boils Jacques Balmat and Michel G. by using ‘yellow gold’ and the practised at night to avoid • A single snowstorm can hour, fly up to 50 feet in the air at 184F (84.4C). At the top of Paccard (1786) and by Horace Schnitzel was born. being teased by the locals. drop 40 million tons of snow, and perform somersaults, back Everest it boils at 158F (70C) B. de Saussure (1787). • Slang dictionaries give Conan Doyle later wrote: “I carrying the energy equivalent flips and twists, before landing and at 75,000ft it would boil at Schnitzel a wide variety am convinced that the time will to 120 atom bombs. • Cenosillicaphobia is the beer and his corpse allowed to fear of an empty glass. hang there until the scavengers • The Pilgrim Fathers on reduced it to bones… Dessert menu the Mayflower stopped at • Beer Gone Bad. When Plymouth Rock instead of British brewers tried to send Ein Prosit continuing to Virginia because their pale ales to India, the they ran out of beer. beer would go bad during the Chocolate Fudge Cake A very popular song at Bar Varia and Oktoberfest is Ein • Beer makes you smarter! long ocean voyage. Brewers Warm, sticky & chocolatey, simple and tasty Prosit. The traditional way is to hold up whatever you are The New England Journal of began to add extra alcohol and drinking (usually steins of beer) high in the air and sing: £4.25 Medicine found women who hops to help with preservation. drank beer moderately had This inadvertently created a better cognitive function. new style of extra bitter, extra Apple Strudle Ein Prosit, Ein Prosit, Der Gemütlichkeit • Beer strengthens your powerful beers called India bones due its high levels of Pale Ales (IPAS). Warm apple baked in a pastry lattice, A Cheer, A Cheer, Well being and happiness enjoyed with good friends silicon, which increases the • In the 19th century, nursing served with cream deposit of calcium and other mothers in Munich would drink £4.25 Ein Prosit, Ein Prosit, Der Gemütlichkeit minerals into bone tissue. up to 7 pints of beer a day under • Vikings believed a giant the belief this was required Usually followed by – Eins, zwei, drei goat would grant them endless in order to breast-feed their Ski supplies of beer in Valhalla. children. Then possibly some hoy hoy hoys and Prrrrrost! • In the middle ages even • The first beer cans were Butterscotch Sundae children drank beer – beer produced in 1935. Drinkers Real fudge pieces, sticky toffee sauce, contains many of the nutrients were no longer going to syrup and we need to survive, therefore it , and breweries needed • Spaghetti is reported to finger means that you want 2 became a staple in the diet. to get beer into their homes. £4.25 have come from Bavaria as beers: One with the thumb, and • Germany has the most The smaller packages made it noodles… one with the finger. So, unless Breweries in the world – over much easier to get beer home. • The oldest brewery in the you really want 2 beers, be 1,200 of them. But the Irish • Beer prevents kidney Park Style Sundae world is Weihenstephan in careful what finger you show! outdrink them in consumption stones. A study published Cookie Dough Sundae Bavaria, funded by Benedictine • Beer can even improve of beer per capita. in the American Journal of Pieces of fresh cookie dough monks in 1040 AD. your health (in moderation, of • The expression “Rule of Epidemiology found that beer • Germans call festival goers course) by strengthening your Thumb” actually came from consumption was inversely with syrup and ice cream who pass out from excessive bones and reducing the chance brewers, who used to insert associated with risk of kidney £4.25 drinking “Bierleichen”. of kidney stones by as much as their thumb into the mix during stones (in middle aged men). Translation: beer corpses. 40%. brewing to determine when the Each bottle of beer consumed • Yodeling was originally • “Beer is proof that God temperature was right for the per day was estimated to reduce Choc Chic Sundae thought to be a means of loves us.” Benjamin Franklin. yeast. the risk by 40%. communication between • The oldest written recipes • Hops used in beer are from • Researchers have pointed Choc-a-holic Sundae mountainous villages. ever discovered, date back to the same family as flowering out that alcohol raises rich chocolate sauce, • There are many types of 5,000 BC and are for making marijuana plants. HDL cholesterol (the good chocolate flakes and ice cream beer in Germany, from the beer. • The first recorded drink cholesterol) which is associated blond Pils (pilsener) to the • The first professional driving incident was in 2,000 with lower risk of heart £4.25 very dark Dunklesbier and brewers were women. BC, in Ancient Egypt. An disease and better cognitive Schwarzbier. All very good. • Beer was the drink of choice inebriated charioteer was functioning. Even the smallest region in the middle ages because apprehended after running • Zythology is the study Ann's Big Smiler usually has its own brewery. clean water was difficult to find down a vestal virgin of the of beer and beer making, Ann’s legendary homemade • To get ONE beer in and alcohol in beer killed most Goddess Hathor. The culprit including the role particular Nutella cheesecake Germany, you show your micro-organisms, making it was crucified on the door of ingredients play in the brewing Rich chocolate nestling in a delightful crispy base. thumb. To show your first safer to drink. the that sold him the process. Careful, it’s addictive! £4.25 Black Forrest Cheesecake Rich chocolate in a crispy base, flavoured with black cherries and cream • Notable German inventions Siemens, Adidas and Puma all "eine Halbe" in High German, is what the mayor of Munich £4.25 include the printing press, started in Bavaria. is half a litre; "a Häis" ("ein exclaims when he taps the first x-rays, diesel engines, aspirin, • The Reinheitsgebot Helles") is pale beer (lager), and barrel of beer during the opening fluorescent lamps and the – Bavarian Purity Law – "a Dunggls" ("ein Dunkles") is ceremony of the Oktoberfest. pregnancy test. They also originated in 1487, in Ingolstadt dark beer. It is always a big event, and invented the cuckoo clock in the Bavaria. The law provided that • The essential battle cry in newspapers will never fail to 17th century. the only ingredients that could any of the big beer tents at the tell you how many times the • Adidas was founded by the be used in the production of beer Oktoberfest is to shout "Oans, mayor had to swing the wooden Bavarian, Adolf ‘Adi’ Dassler. were water, barley and hops. Bar zwoa, g'suffa!" It is typically hammer to drive the tap into the • The most successful team Varia has over 40 genuine beers preceded by the oompah barrel. Anything above three is in the Bundesliga is Bayern for you to sample… band intoning "Ein Prosit der embarrassing. The bavarian for Munich – 10% of whose shares • The Oktoberfest is most Gemütlichkeit" (which roughly "It's tapped!" is "Ozapft is!" Evening are owned by Adidas. famous for its huge beer tents translates as, "Here's to a cozy • "Dirndl" is also a bavarian • The castle in the family and the strong beer served in atmosphere"). You will soon find term for "girl". They are movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang steins. How do you order one in yourself shouting along with becoming very fashionable is Neuschwanstein Castle, Bavaria? everyone else, but what are you again (and expensive!) and every Bavaria. This castle was the "A Maß". "Maß" (pronounced actually shouting? store in Bavaria will have them inspiration for Cinderella’s like the English "must" without "One, two, drink up!". Some during Oktoberfest. The apron Cocktails castle at the world famous the "t") actually denotes the bandleaders will count to three of a dirndl is tied on the left Disney Resorts. unit, i.e. the litre, but has come instead of two; both versions if you're single, on the right if • The car makers BMW to mean "a litre of beer in a are accepted, so to speak. If you you're married, and in the back if (Bayerishche Motoren-Werke stein". 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