A WILFRID LAURIER UNIVERSITY STUDENT PUBLICATION VOLUME XXXIII ISSUE 14 NOVEMBER 19 1992

Second Cup gets Champions. the support of

over 3000 staff

and students

few weeks. The current total of Lianne Jewitt by has signatures on both petitions

The Second Cup, favoured reached over 3000.

and among students, faculty, When asked to comment on

staff alike is scheduled to be re- the petitions, Rayner said that he

as of December 11, 1992; placed "hasn't seen the petitions." Rayner

a petition is being circulated in also said that "we'll consider the

or them response to this aspects

action. (the petitions)".

Director of Exactly what

Personnel and The current number will be consider-

Administrative ed is uncertain, as

Services, Earl Rayner clearly of on signatures states Rayner, said the that the Second reason for re- Cup was

of the given a "one placement both petitions has year Second Cup is trial basis", and

that it is "costing the decision for their dismissal us too much reached over 3000. "made money to havfc it was this

there." Rayner past September." The Lady Soccer Hanks wwn—i the iliwnto, McMaater, St. Mary's, and McQIII, added, "the return It was the Second title. and return to Laurlor aHh the National Cluaipto—tUp - ■ I D

ing our costs." campus. Rayner has not mentioned WLU student confesses Quite clearly, coffee and hot what will be the replacing popu- chocolate drinkers, and cookie lar coffee cart, but concerned

coffee drinkers fear it to in bomb threat campus and muffin eaters' main concern calling will be a university-run establish- with the pending absence of the ment Second Cup is the lack of quality "I think it's terrorism, and certainly deserving of Dean of Student's Pat Brethour secretary, that awaits if a university run ser- by charges," said Fred Nichols, Dean of Students. But, of Kendra Young said the Second vice takes its place. the Dean added, the student's situation did not The mystery of who was responsible for last Cup, "they have quality coffee." merit laid. If there is a chance that anoth- charges being of Monday's bomb threats — which closed the uni- Young is also the co-ordinator establishment will be er quality

for -- has been solved. Sort of. a fac- versity a day The man will be undergoing physical and petition circulating among considered, petition signers ulty and staff in favour of keeping say A male Laurier student has confessed to making psychiatric tests. they may not feel so hard done by the Second Cup on campus. calls, of which said there were two threatening one "Hopefully, we can avoid criminal charges, and Another petition organized by because, after all, as Young said, "bombs" in the But the is not university. university deal with this on campus," he said. "I two WLU students has also been just want a good cup of cof- details of his releasing the man's name, or any con- The student had been the Dean fee". trying to contact collecting signatures over the past fession. for a number of days. Nichols, however, was in by He was one of three suspects questioned INSIDE West Virginia, on a retreat with the Students' WLU Security about the bomb threats. Union. told we "At that time [Saturday night], he was Chief of Unable to contact Nichols, the student went to had conclusive evidence," said John Baal, Marsden's office instead. were pending Security. "He was told that charges against him." On Tuesday morning, Nichols, Marsden and in On Monday morning, the man turned himself Jim Wilgar, Associate VP: Institutional Projects, to Lorna Marsden, president of Wilfrid Laurier. metto decide what discipline would be applied.

The man has teen suspended from the univer- Nichols met with the student shortly after, and He sity indefinitely, and is not allowed on campus. informed him of his suspension. Nichols said that the uni- will also be writing a "letter of apology to additional details concerning the bomb threats will News versity community". No criminal charges have been be available before the end of the fall semester. laid, however.

"This is a gets ripped .page 3 very, very serious Regina up.

matter and we are taking it very

seriously," said Marsden. "It's quite obvious this individual is Sports filled with remorse."

Marsden said that she had Hawkey Hawks split set...... page 11 received numerous letters from

various members of the university community expressing "concern" Entertainment about the bomb scare of Novem-

ber 9. Bracula d1e5...... p3ge17 The university's emergency

protocol, designed to deal with like the bomb is incidents scare, Comment due out by the end of this week.

"Let's hope we never have to Tories cook Canada...... page 25 use this," Marsden said. "But it'll

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INGRID NIELSEN NEWS EDITOR : SHELDON PAGE ASSOCIATE NEWS EDITOR : 202 Regina gets facelift

LEE HEWITT The rationale behind the project is that more

in The Cord room for offices at Laurier will be required the

near future. Several houses on Bricker Avenue,

The Laurier offices at the 202 Regina St. are get- containing WLU offices are slated for demolition.

in of a new WLU The houses will have to be sacrificed because ting a new facelift, anticipation which A Science building. the University needs the land they occupy.

Construction at 202 Regina began in August, proposed new Science and Academics building is

in in late the reason for the relocation. but the actual work commenced earnest

A for this new Science was for- September. The renovations are slated to be com- plan building

mulated in when the a pleted sometime in February. 1988, government accepted

Street will now be a Laurier that was submitted to the The new Regina building proposal the office of and Universities. two story complex, greatly increasing Ministry Colleges ' of the 40,000 foot former "Back when times were said Ron Dupuis space square factory. good," of Physical Plant and Planning,

"the government would ask us for list a of things we would like to

do. Every university was asked." Dupuis added that when the

government investigated

Laurier's bid, "they found that we

had only 65 percent of our space entitlement." That prompted the

Ministry of Colleges and Univer-

sities to accept the bid.

The Ministry found the

money through a .fledgling pro-

called The gram jobsOntario. pro-

created in order to in- gram was

vest "in capital projects through-

out Ontario and create new jobs,"

as Colleges and Universities Min-

ister Richard Allan stated in his

press release of July 7, 1992. Allan added that, "expanding

and facilities for improving Although this man is working on the foundation the

science and technology is one of building will soon have two stories. the of A major thrusts," job- loader scoops trash on the site of the 202 Regina St. sOntario, which explains their Photo: Jackie Kriekle renovations. Photo: Sheldon Page contribution to the project.

JobsOntario "will invest 14.6 million dollars" in tuition fees is directed into the operating budget,

which the to of uni- the plan, as stated a July 7, 1992 press release. oversees day day operation the

be Week is here "Wilfrid Laurier was also making a significant versity. 202 Legal capital contribution of $3.7 million,"it added. The building at Regina Street was pur-

Dupuis said that the construction at 202 Regina chased in 1989. One half of it was renovated, with MORTON DOUG work in 1990. That WLU by itself will cost two to two and half million dol- ending gave approxi- The Cord feet of office lars. He estimates that Laurier's contribution to that mately 20,000 more square space. the whole aspect of the plan will be 500,000 dollars. By 1991, building was operative, included dis- Today is the last day of Legal Resource week which in There is however, no correlation between this ending, "the first stage development," said booths, and to inform students of the law and to plays, speakers initiative, its costs and the recent hike in tuition. Dupuis. The current development, to accommodate in in law. generate more interest careers in the As was reported May 27, 1992 issue of a second floor, is the second stage in the plan. Resource feels the need to Dominic Gingras, Legal Director that the Cord, "Tuition [rose] by an average of seven Dupuis also said the renovations and con- "make students of Laurier more aware of their legal rights and obliga- percent" for the 1992/1993 school year. struction will be very helpful to the university com- tions." "There two types of spending," Dupuis said, "an munity. staffed To accomplish this there was a free legal booth Monday, and The for operating [a] capital budget." money "With the government funding to satisfy the by resource councillors. noted that the Landlord and legal Gingras the construction, he continued, came out of the need for a new Science and in the cap- Building, process Tenant and the of Act was a major concern for the students topic ital budget of preparing for that, we'll find more usable space," many of questions. The extra money generated from the raising said Dupuis. of To increase students' awareness of possible careers in the field law there has been a display featuring Fire Chief Bill Haase, Small Dow Student Centre Claims Court representative Liz Belyea, Property Standards officer opens

Paul Felbarber, and Articling student Ted Carelton. On Thursday Dow Chemical. DARREN MAHAFFY Dow is an active supporter of Nov. 19 Lawyer Larry Scroog will also be present. The room is not to be used for the co-op program. Gordon called in It The Cord On Tuesday night 'Careers in Law night' was held the Turret The Students will be to know persona! reasons. "access the relationship between Laurier featured five who informal happy a provincial court judge and lawyers, gave code is restricted clubs that the Dow Students Centre is so only and Dow "a good match". Don speeches on their careers. can use the room" said Ruthann for business. Baker, the V.P.-Academic for now open Matthews, Chair of Alliance. Laurier The Centre, formally known agreed, saying we are "at- Inform students of the law and to The official ribbon tempting to build a as the School of Business and cutting partnership took place last at 3:00. with business". Economics Clubs room, is lo- Thursday

The ribbon was cut Matthews Matthews is likewise cated on the third floor of the by pleased

interest in law careers and Cam Gordon, Human with the new Centre, generate more Peter's Building in room 3117. calling it Resources "invaluable for Students' Clubs". The Centre is home to the fol- Manager at Dow.

Law schools have been another popular issue and the Legai lowing clubs: Accounting, Resource has center information on and some applications for law Marketing, AIESEC, Prism, Al- The schools available. , liance, SBE Student Reps, Dow The third of Resource week dealt with aspect Legal females' con- Atrium, TAMIAE, Economics, centre cerns about violence. On of Wednesday Qvening a panel consisting Entrepreneurs, the 3rd and 4th the Safety and Equality Commissioner of the Students' Union, the opens year club and the BUS 111 teach- Foot its Patrol a from the Women's Centre, Coordinator, representative a ing assistants. doors. criminal lawyer and the Public Education Coordinator for Anselma The room has been House spoke as of "Violence Women "We part Against night'. hope refurnished and repainted, Legal Resource week Photo: can demonstrate the extent of the Legal equipped with work space for six, Resource's conviction the to students and our capabilities to help," and two computers. The room said Gingras. Sonia also has a laser printer for club Haslam Today is the last of Resource week and features dis- day Legal use. The room's improvement is plays in the Concourse as well as the Legal Resource booth. thanks to a $20,000 grant from 4 News THE CORD IhmnUn Moiwrtii u, IMa

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CRAWFORD SAMUEL BAG O' CRIME The Cord

"The Second World War

was not about nothing."

November 9 Professor Terry Copp said

words at the Paul Martin - THREAT these ALARM RESPONSE (1105 hrs): Call from university

Center on Tuesday November switch board operator advising that she had received an anonymous

who threatened to even" for from 10. The subject was Normandy. call from a male "get being expelled

and He on his new book The the university two years ago. Security Regional police were spoke

Brigade, about a brigade which placed on alert arrived in Normandy on the

- THREAT week 1944. This ALARM RESPONSE BOMB (1155 hrs): Call from second of July received call from is twelfth book. Regional police advising that they a an Copp's is about be the unidentified male who reported that his room mate freaked out and Copp to Professor Photo: Police also advised that the bomb recipient of his second C.P. Terry Copp. Lesley Thompson planted bombs on WLU property. which is the alerted and to if a was Stacey Award, was ready respond suspicious package Canadian involvement at squad Normandy and said that the gen- honor that can be bes- found. "highest in Normandy. erals, a way, had "prepared for of searched towed of Cana- Exit routes and possible areas assembly were before on the scholars Ford was dissatisfied with the the The wrong war." allied side buildings were evacuated. Buildings remained locked while a dian military history." the series and said that it has "taken had a massive aircraft capability A found inside air "Almost a million Cana- search was conducted. suspicious box was an grey an attitude towards anything that but had few experience soldiers. dians... almost all of them as unit on the roof of the bake Bomb was conditioning shop. squad was British Canadian." He also "To or say they (the troops) were volunteers, who were to and the was removed. P.P. & P. identified prepared notified package personnel said that is a understatement." history neglected green was an believed that the overseas in the course of the as a 24 hour device. It is go in the object timing presently subject schools and that more Copp said that 98 percent of them Second World who were was left behind by a technician ser- War, needs be done make timing contraption inadvertently to to people had never been in combat. They to the world the kitchen's system. No other suspicious objects fighting preserve vicing refrigeration aware of our past. carried first world war rifles. The

from what then., as one found. appeared in were Copp said that the Second troops had to move ahead the of the and most greatest face of that well Division Canadian troops in 1940 an army was dug monstrous November 11 tyrannies..." in. were well trained, and that the re- So said commander - A WLU student his vehicle was platoon MISCHIEF (1500 hrs): reported in The Second Division was placements 1944 were all from put Lieutenant Ed Ford, who was a vandalized while parked on University property. in battle the intense the infantry core. This opposes at most point. guest speaker on Tuesday. As the "traditional interpretation" It fought in "one of the fiercest of his research, November 12 part Copp spoke battles that in the which suggests that the Canadian was ever waged to many veterans, and Ford, an troops did not know what they second world war." officer in the BREACH OF PEACE - (2215 hrs): Investigation into a disturbance intelligence Calgary were doing. Copp said that there was a battalion, was in (fight) and property damage resulted in the arrest of a Laurier student. Highlanders "There was a very strong and tendency to condemn the deci- of the for Concern for prompted the officer to deliver the subject charge writing journal public safety large scale volunteer effort," sions of the generals and officers. the his entries centre. battalion. Some of to the detox "What the Copp said. The troops were generals were attempt- are printed in Copp's book. selected carefully. ing to accomplish in Normandy is November 14 Ford spoke about "The Young did not join ending the war in 1944. It's not Valour and The Horror" series about the army because they couldn't the egos of Montgomery or

THEFT - A UW which shown the C.B.C. ATTEMPTED student was arrested for attempting was by find employment. They joined the ego of Eisenhower." in but is cancelled be- to steal a university sign. The subject was apprehended the act of now being because of a great need to "save If the war had been stopped in removing the bolts with a pair of vice grips. cause of errors in the docu- the world for democracy.' 1944, millions of lives would mentary. The series was about the Copp spoke specifically about have been saved.

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GREG SLOAN composed up of one male and one patch If updated.- there is a lapse The Cord female student. in communication then the dis-

The have patrols two main patchers check in on it. The dis-

Lately students have been seen mandates. Students or staff are patchers keep a detailed log of all walking around the at walked home from the school. campus communications and the time

night wearing yellow raincoats. When not walking people, the they occur. The dispatchers rotate

They are members of the Foot teams the patrol campus, acting every week.

Patrol, an which another organization as set of eyes for security. Each patrol averages between aims make the Laurier 7 to campus The patrols investigate what to 10 calls a night. The busiest You safer for everyone. may they call Red Flag areas. These nights are Monday to Wednes- know who but do This is when they are, you are areas which are poorly lighted day. many students

know what they do? I went out or out are late at the of the way. Examples are working school by with the last and themselves. On weekends patrols Thursday the practice field, areas people tend night to find out exactly how the around the Seminary, the Peters to go out in groups. Dis- Foot patrol operations at the dispatch. Sue Foot Patrol operates. Building, and the Library. The patcher Roche said "drunk

Each Foot Patrol has check these zones tend to think can take Photo: Ken McGuffin night patrollers to people they

three each make sure there is on the world." groups on call, patrol nothing wrong. If a problem is found it is On the weekends the patrols stand exits The Remembrance event ' reported to the dispatchers who at of the campus bars Day ' inform security. at closing time in case anyone Assistant Jeremy Kmet said, wants to be walked home. One BILL KAMERMAN lowered the Canadian Planning Flag to half mast. It also walks around "having extra eyes around the patrol the Tur- The Cord remained there for the rest of the day. Next, a short between 12:00 campus at night serves as a deter- ret and 1:00 AM was read prayer by Chaplain Graham Morbey. if rent nothing else." There have as a physical reminder to students Wilfrid Laurier said that the loss the On Wednesday, November 11, Morbey of lives during wars, been no problems yet. that the Foot Patrol is there to observed Remembrance "left holes in University Day during a gaping, empty our living." them. Bar staff ask There are two dispatchers on call help the short fifteen minute Of the attendance at the service, ceremony. sparse each night. Their job is to take patrols for help if someone seems on This was held at 11:00 am, at the flagpole Belanger said, "it would be nice if it was A bigger. phone calls from people who especially drunk. The people who University Avenue. About 60 students and faculty larger turnout would be more appropriate for such wish to be walked. The patrols are walked home from the bars event. an occasion." attended the Morbey said that the at- then told where average are to go via are usually those who either are Mike tendance The ceremony was run by Belanger, over the few has been between past years walkie talkie. The dispatchers extremely drunk or those who 80 to 120 Director of Housing. people. and monitor what teams are closest leave early are by them-

the event by that on To the were sent to Belanger opened explaining publicize ceremony, flyers and then send them to the loca- selves.

November "we are reminded of the all departments to be On morn- 11, anniversary posted. Wednesday tion. A careful record is kept of There have been no problems of the of the Armistice to end the Great ing, flyers were also on seats in the Con- with signing placed where the teams are and what the Foot Patrol staff and and War and all wars." He said that the of the course, at The Second Cup. A notice was their to purpose they are doing. commitment the service. in the was to remember loved ones who died in printed preceding week's Cord, but this did Each works ceremony The patrols are required to patroller usually one not include the location of the service. There these wars. were check in a week. Kmet said, "There every ten to fifteen night Nick Jimenez, President of the Students' no signs in the Hall and past up Dining Torque Room, minutes. This has been no with may seem like a problems people service with Union, was called upon to dedicate the nor were any announcements posted in of the In the any lot, but as dispatcher Barry canceling." fact, opposite "In which writ- residences. a reading of Flander's Fields", was campus "a "If is Moulsdale said, lot can happen turns out to be true. there John D. McCrae. Said ten by Guelph poet Trevor Elmslie, a student of WLU, "I in that time." any complaining it's by people Last Post and Reveille was played by Dorothy didn't know where to I would have the go. gone (to Moulsdale added that the who don't get a night a week and Vreeswyck, as Jack Smith from Physical Plant and service) if I knew where it was." teams are good at keeping the dis- who want more hours." .. JT W

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WORLD Board of Governors deals NEWS with astro turf concerns ROUNDUP

could be offered as Compiled by Patty Chlppa STEVE DOAK (such OSAP). Nick Jimenez also addressed The Cord possible replace- real Prince? girls, want a Hey ments for OSAP. The Ontario Undergraduate Stu- revealed this weekend that the Prince and (London) The Sunday Express past The Laurier University Board of Governors dent Alliance (OUSA), which was formally launch- have of Princess of Wales "given up hope being happy together". Thecouple ed conceived met on morning despite the substantial today at Queen's Park, was originally rather than will live Tuesday to an informal separation divorce, and openly has agreed student OUSA has blanket of snow from the night before. The meet- to investigate funding. proposed will reunite for formal occasions and with their two sons. In apart, but outings as consisted of business as usual. soliciting more from private Diana will time with her husband ing mostly money companies this new arrangement, only spend enough .« < • « a n total overhaul of OSAP. to have "as normal an as Dr. Lorna Marsden announc- well as a to allow her sons upbringing possible." Turf the than deaths ed that the author of last week's scheduled Unfortunately government Indian flood causes more 200 mudslides and floods have not recognized the More than four days of heavy rains, bomb threat turned himself in and has formally (New Delhi) concerns in thou- despite of over 200 southern India. that DAC. which caused the deaths people Reports say was under review by the new group, represents ap- left homeless their homes and vehicles have been washed sands have been as The student is from Laurier but has been placed on proximately half of Ontario's university students.

and demolished. the away suspension for an indefinite period of time until In accordance with administration regulations, a win in South African courts Blacks university decides what action to take. proposal to change the university's by-laws was The first executions in in the South African tribal (Johannesburg) two years consideration Dr. Marsden also gave an update on the prog- submitted for to the governors. It will homeland of Bophuthatswana were postponed for 90 days by a South African ress of the university's expansion. Architects for be voted on at the next BOG meeting. The three blacks who had been sentenced to for murder court Friday. hang the new science building are currendy awaiting The proposals address membership of the Audit the of execution in order to their case. were granted stay appeal feedback on proposed models. Artificial turf is Committee and the roles of the president and the learn lesson Boob tube addicts scheduled to be put in Seagram's Stadium by the chairperson of the board on various other standing of their television ad- (London) A British man attempted to cure his family of 1994 from the com- committees of the board. fire spring despite protests diction last week when he sprinkled gasoline in their apartment and set to was for recent far munity. Some citizens have been arguing that the Applause given accomplishments it. He said he wanted to scare his family, who he feels watch too much of affiliated with Laurier. the artificial turf is bad for the environment and can people Leanne Fishback television and run up high electrical bills. The man placed his budgie on lead that the stadium. was introduced as the recent recipient of the balcony before setting the blaze, and fortunately, his family also escaped. The to more injuries to groups use award for for three and a half Dr. Marsden some bad news from the Governor-general's environmental man was jailed years. brought

studies. won the award for government. The provincial parliament committed Terry Copp C.P.Stacy rushed to hospital Former sex symbol his Canadian a two cent increase in to Laurier over new book on military history. of per funding (Saint-Tropez) Brigitte Bardot suffered an apparent overdose tranquilizers Laurier's each of the next two Recently events, how- improvement in the Maclean's rating of from and returned home after having years. last Sunday, but was released hospital no in will be universities was also discussed. has her life to animal ac- ever, indicate that increase funding her stomach pumped. The former actress dedicated

devastated since the mass to the If these indications come to tivism, and friends say she has been finding grave given university. The dozen last month. fruition, dramatic cutbacks will have to be or public of the board meeting ended with of a sheep made, part

alternative sources of funding will be needed. a presentation by Dr. A. Hall from the Faculty of Jewish people receive apology Later Dr. Music. She voiced in the meeting, Andrew Berczy the faculty's need for more (Rome) The granddaughter of former fascist leader Benito Mussolini the Ad Hoc Tuition Fee Com- to be used for a concert the music in for her ancestor's of the Jews reported on Policy money organ, apologized a newspaper Sunday treatment mittee. This is clinic, and other As during his reign. Mussolini's laws of 1938 did not allow Jews to attend group currently investigating therapy improvements. well, in she described the contributions the schools, marry out of their faith, or be employed. Alessandra Mussolini says Laurier's sources of income. On average Ontario, faculty is

universities to the the laws were "an error of fascism." receive approximately seventy-five per making university.

Irish teenager testifies for abortion right cent of their funding from the government, twenty

held last week the per cent from tuition, and five per cent from Dr. Marsden and David the new chairper- (Dublin) A preliminary hearing was concerning alleged Pady,

Irish whose case caused international con- endowments. This committee is analyzing how son of the have maintained an atti- sex attacks on a pregnant teenager board, optimistic Ireland's The Irish Court had stated that con- much students be to contribute to their troversy. Supreme previously can expected tude in the board meetings which contributes to the

this as the ban on abortion should be lifted for particular case, girl stitutional education, what miscellaneous fees could be efficiency of meetings and leads to confidence in will and she was suicidal. Dublin courts finalize was impregnated by a rapist, charged to students, and what types of assistance the future of Laurier.

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with rats too. With this held down by lead To wanted to check out the idiot in I know we've all said, I'd do just how awful it would be if I problem weights. maintain the flow of 42 in the barn semester being such an old building, they cows too. anything for some cash right waited another before and of the with The hard to find. Don't out stalls, only Picture it; me, never now, but I learned the hard going to university. job are really having

one door to hustle them out of the touched cow 42 careful would entail at the farm though, they are more a before, cows way, be what you wish arriving worry than of into the it was and as their ud- at s:3oam each for three afraid of are building pasture, mooing howling for, you could end up being morning you you like fine in week, and them." conducting a orchestra, ders were about to burst, mice knee deep cow dung, chased weeks, seven days a chaos Elm That is not or on Street. running at feet, chickens by rats, and taunted by irate milking 42 cows each time, possible. my

the wooden door The first cow came in slowly, me into stalls, chickens. alone, and then returning to the Opening chasing milking I I'll slowly, in the old stone wall, unsure and hesitant. start with machines screaming, cows glar- I've always prided myself on farm at 4:3opm to milk them without I I cleaned the doors and closed the fact that I work hard, and again, getting home at about peered inside taking a just one, thought. ing, flying open

don't make udder with hot water, then dis- at the cows free will, and an un- have usually held at least two 7:3opm. I would be working, breath. Please God, I The farmer had from s:3oam me have to go in and search in the enfected it. put the suction cups believable smell. jobs at any time. However, the with my other job, and stood I of dark for the switch. on back to admire my said earlier could use the push summer '91 posed a major ob- until 7:3opm everyday. Yuck. stacle this there I the I flicked a switch and work. ders were about to burst, mice to pursuit; were Next, met cows. grey but I to fill the room, Next cow comes in, just running at my feet, chickens no jobs. Picture it; there was pushed light attempted

corners. as I start to shut the door, another me the cows not quite reaching the chasing into stalls, milking I was truly desperate. The into pasture with 42 "Good cow sneaks in. Whoa. machines cows glar- price of university loomed before gathered tightly around every morning, Ingrid." screaming, " I fixed them to be- Wh aaaaaaaaaaaaa...." up, starting ing, doors flying open and closed me, and my current job as a part angle of me, curiously sniffing a little more out at and their I lost it. I flew out the come grossed at the cows free will, an un- time receptionist at a local fitness and gently butting me with just whole new door in a confusion, the experience. believable smell. The farmer had centre just wasn't going to cut it. big moist, fleshy nostrils. My stumbling that Wheeeeeeeee...Hisss...Wheeeeee. said I could the milker wanted. Morn- feeling that momentary fear earlier use push "Dairy eyes grew two feet high as a One machine fell off. I'm com- broom the and afternoons. No stuck her is followed in the next moment to "push" droppings ings experi- frisky cow nose up my 42 cows have into the I don't by such a want to smash ing, Becky (all waiting room. ence necessary." loose shorts and whipped them rage you Jackie names). to think so. Before in air. I and to bits anyone stupid enough to Running Becky, picking up the phone high the leapt be in arm's reach. started to kick around in her stall, I'd like to say that eventually receiver, I debated going further shrieked, and well, that's just not and Monica decides the went from I 42 "Did think I was a big guess what, operation smoothly with this job opportunity. was the smartest thing to do amidst you to take a there in, or at but I never for the rat?" big dump. Lovely. on all, probably going to be turned down cows in close quarters first

Next came the rodents. was the master of that milking flat. Or I actual- I stood terrified while all Great. A boss with a sense of Slyly worse yet, might meeting. whiskered around and the cows knew it. On hoofs humour at 5:30 in the morning. peeking a nose room, ly get the job and have to milk the Toyotas with pushed brick in the the other I have never had he hired me for enter- the corner, to join on hand, cows. and shoved, mooed and snorted. Perhaps my hilarious. tainment value. entertainment no doubt, more laughs. Cows are I called. We were off to a great start. Mickey

look at me when I The farmer went out into the from Hell flew into the room. People strange My dad drove my over to the The farmer looked on from but each cow has to in the cows, Screaming "Fluffy, attack."(the say that, really, farm the next evening. Fields the wooden fence, smiling. To pasture bring I back- a different We ac- have which wait in an attatched stone barn cat Fluffy), leapt personality. stretched far behind the house, as this day, I no idea why that

wards, doubled over of became friends. room. From then on, after a quick a pail tually good well as a warm little meadow man hired me. reach the would hot water, into a So next time into tucked beside the First s:3oam and demonstration, job boiling crashing you away cow pas- morning, and be mine alone. stall. Looking up, there were two that lint-filled pocket cry out, ture. The farm had been in their pitch black outside. All I kept re- chocolate brown into I would do anything for There were four eyes staring "God, family since the middle 1800's. membering were the words of the milking mine. some cash!", come with I and door on each side to me, Walking around with Mr. farmer the night before. stalls, a like to I let two more cows in, and have some friends I'd you mice. Un- allow cows in, one at a time. The Sloan, the owner and operator of "Oh yeah, we have in meet. doors were then came the chickens. They we've had a real opened by strings the property, I started to doubt fortunately,

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was still in West the fact that had asked him feels that the President's News Commentary Virginia. Marty he Board decided sched- The meeting began with to write the Student Publications Report should actually come from The to

ule an additional this for In a Nutshell, the Stu- the President meeting This week the impossible hap- boring regular business, leading Report week to further discuss the Cord The Student Publica- to the President's Report As dent Union newsletter. He didn't He went over some other con- pened. up Brian said, "It's actually was Phill mind it but didn't think it cerns as well, the slow Constitution. tions Board meeting Marty away, Kinzinger, doing regarding hour. That his "Number One" the of work that of the time for the Board to make a de- lasted less than an took the floor. was type Marty progress Keystone banner,

the completion of office in- cision on that [Section 6.9] and on." Much of the Constitu- labour battles ventory, and acquiring a complete move on of the Act. tion has not received Board European copy Corporations yet approval. Phill also gave his own report MIKE LOETERS of wages and other employee stated that the charter should on the Cord. Some Cord policies Before the meeting con- The Cord claims by setting up "guarantee legitimize European-wide collec- are being re-evaluated, and the cluded, Phill mentioned his dis- institutions" funded the 1972 the idea by tive to enrich Back in October bargaining negotia- Editorial Board has decided that appointment in the Students' employer and government tions. of a European Community the entire staff should vote on the Union BOD. The BOD's official 1985 there was The UNICE their Social Charter was However, by expressed (EC) more issues. We'll probably hear liaison to Student Publications, serious talk in the EC about the formal support for the charter adopted. about that in the weeks to come. Christina Craft, was away in took the drafting of a Social Charter to go provided the charter was not The initial process Dawna Maclvor had nothing West Virginia, and the BOD did with the of the of three directives put forth along completion legally binding. shape to on the Com- report Space not send someone else to the market. The with established Social Ac- common continued a under an process mittee, as the last meeting was meeting to act on her behalf. The Trade Union draft put forward the tion Plan in 1974 by the Council European being by canceled due to a bomb threat. Confederation (ETUC) Commission in of Ministers. consisting European May Mike Rosenblatt told the to of trade unions from across the 1989, which both the ETUC and The other directors seemed The first directive adopted BOD that the User's Committee that the Students' Union formed with UNICE One said it was harmonized national regulations EC, was to speak rejected. agree

The other weak and is over Exact were BOD had screwed redundancies one strong voice. side too the other said it was budget. figures basically up on collective (mass available as Student Brian was to add, was the Union of Industrial and too not though, again. quick lay-offs) and established an in- strong. VP Employers' Confederation In September 1989 the next Union Finance Jeff Bilyea however, that Student Publica- formation and consultation proce- which the draft out which tried to didn't show for the UC meet- tions is fortunate to have dure. (UNICE) represented was put up "vsry

business. accommodate both the and Christina here as much as we do, The second directive adopted views of big right ing.

In 1988 the ETUC drafted a left it more in a historical context." in 1979 covered the transfers of by making specific,

"Community Charter on Social but also more flexible. In Gear's the business resulting from a closure Brian report, which it would be On that the was This enforced the obli- Rights" hoped Then on October 30, 1989, a BOD learned that Brian wanted note, meeting or merger. Brussels of the used by as a starting vote on the revised Charter took to redefine the role of the Chair. adjourned. gation employer to carry for the the ETUC forward the rights and obligations point process. They place. Despite huge He feels that the Chair's duties claimed that the Charter should demonstrations in Marty's back in town now, so in the previous contract of taking place should include the of universal and Euro- Brussels in the before this delegation the meetings will probably get employment if employees sud- "represent days work, and that I'm standards for progressive the Ministers immediately increasing public long again (not trying to denly finds themselves working pean vote, knowledge of the Board of Direc- some kind of connection and humane social This proceeded to systematically imply for a new employer. policy." the heart of the Charter in tors. between Marty and long-winded The third directive adopted in included the right to organize, destroy discussions). Next week: the 1983 dealt with workers' rights in bargain collectively, and strike, as a vain attempt to convince the Brian's ultimate goal is to see Cord for well the to and British Secretary of State to Constitution, hopefully the event of a firm's insolvency. as right healthy sup- that next year's Board is actually the last time. It aimed to the safe working conditions. It also guarantee payment Continued on pg. 10

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SPORTS EDITOR: EVAN BAILEY Hawks national champs

caused the field to turn Bailey into a great saves by the in front the Hawks broke their by Evan puddle play through, loosing footing on the slip- with Sports Editor muddy mess puddles scat- of the Mac goal. Continuous for five The pres- exploding goals. pery, snow covered grass. weekend the women's tered about the Last pitch. sure the Hawks in nil by eventually game ended a five to score. The Hawks continued to hold travelled to Both had de- team teams difficulty lead to a Lisa Wannan in Great soccer goal by performances were re- off the McGill attack until the

to in the because of the McMaster compete veloping plays the ninetieth minute of play, and corded by Sonya Ritcey, who final seconds ticked off the clock. conditions. 0.W.1.A.A. championships. Play- The ball would the one to chalked the poor nothing victory. up shutout, and goal The whistle blew ending the

a in extreme weather condi- die in puddle before it reached On the were scorers ing Friday girls Helen Stoumbos(2), Sheri game and the season with the Soccer Hawks the intended tions, the lady destination, resulting pitted against St. Mary's under Coton, Lisa Wannan, and Camilla Laurier Golden Hawks crowned eventually returned to Laurier in broken plays. The many substantially better conditions. Vejvalka. as the best in the nation with a

crowned as National Hawks were for much of The pressing Hawks dominated the play one to It all came down to the final nothing victory. Champions!!! the game, keeping the ball mostly throughout the having The celebrations game, game on Sunday which saw begun, first Their game on Thursday in McMaster's end, even though good scoring opportunities. bottles The many McGill set to meet the challenge champagne opened. Hawks the saw the playing did not dominate the they entirely The ladies were rejected on had with a lot of of the Hawks. Again the sky girls played 0.W.1.A.A. defending champion the play. several occasions by St. emotion. Their efforts were opened up, but this time it was being McMaster squad in sub-optimal Late in the the had game girls Mary's keeper as well as the rewarded. The fans and throwing snow on the field. It parents The rain, which but conditions. many opportunities, kept posts and cross bar. that was a had made the journey were miserable day but a strong would not hold for the empty because of up game, coming up In the last twenty minutes of also rewarded. The back- Laurier contingent appeared to strong of the team have made cheer on the Hawks. ing may

the difference in the final as the This game saw the two best girls played harder as the cheer- teams in the nation, bidding for ing got louder. the title, giving everything that Peter Hammermueller, the they had. Both teams were highly rookie coach of the team, was skilled and it showed as the game honored by the girls. A shaved was extremely close. mustache is a small price to pay Helen Stoumbos opened the for a national title. scoring in the first half putting Nena Orescanin, Melinda one past the McGill keeper on a Kraus, and Tania Rusynyk, the corner kick. fifth year players, finished their

The rest of the first half was careers as Golden Hawks in fine

controlled by McGill, who had fashion. Fourth year player and some good scoring opportunities first team All-Star, Helen but were continually turned away Stoumbos is undecided as to

by Sonya Ritcey. whether she will return to wear

The second half the Hawks the Hawk uniform next season.

came out flying but the McGill Congratulations are in order

keeper was determined to keep for all of the girls who contrib- ffirts discuss their winning strategy photo Rob the contest close. was a uted the season. Hamel The play to fine Way to go

little choppy as players were Hawks. Two points for Hawks

by John Lavigne versity Athletic Association's been and hand the their first for us be- having good practices Cord Sports Mustangs loss "It was a big game Western Division. is has been well," of the season by a 3-2 count cause we know Guelph going everything going The Golden Hawks hockey The Hawks lost a 6-3 en- and said Coach Mike Dahle with a pair to be one of the teams competing Gowing. squad split a pair of games last counter with the Guelph and In a drastic turnaround the Mark Strohack with a single ac- for the top four spots losing week to thier record five move to Gryphons at the Bubble on counted for the Hawks' scoring. to them sort of dampens our Hawks went out two nights later wins against three losses; and good Thursday night then went and The Hawks trailed 3-1 after the aspirations a bit," said Hawks played an outstanding game for third in the Ontario spot Uni- into Western on Saturday night to first period and 4-2 after the mid- coach Wayne Gowing. in defeating the previously un- in beaten Western dle frame enroute to the 6-3 final. "We fell behind 2-0 early Mustangs 3-2.

the and couldn't Chris Pageau and The loss was second at the game get any- George, Corey

this and after that. It wasn't a notched the Hawks' home for the Hawks year thing going Craig Boyce

it to be a loss for which is a goals. may prove very big very good game us continued in terms of the final standings. little disappointing because we've on page 12 WWF in K.W.

by Mark 'the Mauler' Piffl Event on Fox, you may be wondering why Dave Cord Sports 'British Bulldog' Smith lost his Intercontinental

The WWF's card in Kitchener's Memorial Championship to Shawn Michaels.

Auditorium short of Al- was nothing top notch. You may also be pondering why

though this scribe was denied an interview with released his scoop about the Ultimate Maniacs

Ted Deßiase WWF last it and by president Jack Tunney, breaking up. Rumor has that both the Bulldog

Thursday night's wrestling extravaganza was great the Ultimate Warrior tested positive (again!) for Feature matches included former world champ anabolic steroid use a few weeks ago.

Bob Backlund the it Vince McMahon the defeating monstrous Papa Leave up to to change

Shango, Big Bossman uprooting Kamala, Money WWF's script overnight to obtain a drug-free wres-

Inc. squirming past Natural Disasters, and Razor tling federation. Bulldog's and Warrior's positions

Ramone pummelling Randy 'Macho Man' Savage. with the WWF were terminated last Wednesday.

There seemed to be some read it Smith and James "Ultimate Interestingly, quarrel- Yes, you right. in of the cohesive in ing one most tag-teams the Warrior" Helwig were fired, canned, ousted, axed!

WWF. Natural Disaster blamed his WCW take Earthquake Don't be surprised to see the on for loss of partner Typhoon the their tag-team these popular superstars to launch its federation into match with Inc. The championship Money two be- a world of profit

hemoths hollered at each other, but decided to WCW has also decided to get rid of Jake

in shake hands the end. Look for the Disasters to 'Snake' Roberts. Roberts was let go after break in the up new year. Hallowe'en Havoc. No reasons for his photo Chris Skalkos departure If you caught this past Saturday Night's Main were given. 12 Sports THE CORD WmwwfcM 11, icaa

Men speak on sports

and the of Kevin with Sean title was a classic, and his battle emergence great difficulty "Achy- The return of by Jim Lowe Hulkamania will considered "Hitman" Hart should be Stevens, Neely was Breaky Heart" Michaels, but look Adam Holt against create a whirlwind at Survivor the for interference & Brian Gear equally exciting. Contrary to prototypical winger. by Marty Janetty. Series. Look for a big explosion Cord Sports what the Mauler reported, how- An interesting point was And finally, the Ultimate of the Ultimate Maniacs as it unification "The Brain" The week in ever, is not a match. brought by Bobby Maniacs vs. the upcoming sports up combination of Hogan's presence will create

with The of the Heenan on one of the should be an interesting one, biggest surprise Sunday; Machismo and the Nature Boy. turmoil. will the baseball expansion draft and NHL season so far occurred on Ultimate Maniacs have a

new for the Survivor the on tap. The Sunday night, when Brad Marsh partner Series. the Colorado Rockies and Florida undressed Eric Lindros on the Obviously, partner A loss to will be Hulk but which Guelph Hogan, Marlins will have an interesting ice...kinky!! Maniac will lead him down the pool of players to choose from, What's with this sudden flurry continued from page 11 of CFL traditionalists who are aisle? us," said Coach "This including such names as George Gowing. is

The of Hamilton whined "We were a little disheartened "Purple Butt" Bell, Jack Morris outraged that the league might City a very big game for us. We want after the in of the border?!? and complained when they didn't Guelph contest and we to be position to finish at least and Tim Wallach. Expect some of expand south No had into bothers watch the an NHL franchise, but the to Western to the fourth in our division." those names, more than likely one to league get go play undeafeated here if in reasons are evi- and we The coach noted that the Bell, to be selected for trade bait. up and, having a team becoming clearly Mustangs put top

together our best of six will The Blue Jays left Morris, Portland or San Antonio will save dent. By Sunday, only two thou- game the teams make the OUAA year," said Coach Kelly Gruber, Nigel "Ray-Ban" it from extinction, then why not? sand advance tickets had been Gowing. "It play-offs with the top two teams sold for the was a while the bottom Wilson and David "Stormy" Devils/Sabres game very encouraging game. receiving a bye The Weathers unprotected. Weathers at Copps Coliseum. Pitiful. guys played extremely well four play a one-game sudden iiPi and did should be the first Jay selected, in Finally, we at "Men on everything they had to do death play-off. in order to win." feel to com- "We'd like to finish first or allowing the other three to be pro- IfrL 111 Sports" compelled of The Hawks have three second and the but either tected. ment on the antics one crazy games get bye left before third Although Morris has attrac- USA? Hawkey Hawks fan at last week's the Christmas break, or fourth would mean play- the versus Guelph. Seated be- two on road and one at home. ing the sudden-death game at tive trade potential, his age and game hind the travel to Windsor home rather than to weak performance in the playoffs Gryphons' penalty box, They this having weekend for have lowered his market he totally humiliated every a big inter-divisional travel." probably Although you'd never know In Gruber, when he isn't Guelph player that was un- match-up with the Lancers and looking ahead to the next potential. it, Canada is on the verge of fortunate to penalized. then take on the cross-town rival three Coach Gowing suffering from hangnailitis, is the finishing first in its World Cup enough get games, Waterloo Warriors noted that his team's in Keep it Big Guy! at the Colum- performance best defensive third baseman soccer pool. Canada will face up, bia Ice Field next week-end. had to equal that against Western. the league, but injuries have Bermuda next month, and a vic- They round out the first half with the "That was the brightest spot lowered his value. Wilson is tory would clinch top spot, send- WE PREDICT IT: Lancers of the far. I but making a return visit season so hope they regarded as a future star, he ing the team into the next round. In that Wind- himself the the preseason play the Hawks can duplicate against has yet to prove at It's kind of sad that success of Nasty Boys and The Natural defeated the Lancers and Waterloo. The at the York sor guys are major league level. our national soccer team is over- Diasters will easily prevail over invitational tournament to have to realize that if Survivor while the going we The aforementioned shadowed by semi-sports such as the combination of Money In- Lancers the Octoberfest won at are going to have any success, Series should prove to be a great figure skating and golf. corporated and the Head- tournament host by the Hawks they're going to have to come up card. As "Men on Sports" Cam Neely is slated to return shrinkers. and Warriors. with of effort week before "Mark that kind every reported a full in January. If the Cammer is fully will bury a club and We're of the Mauler", Sean Michaels is the "They've got good night certainly capable recovered, his presence will radi- Kamala in the Coffin match but we'll have our hands full staying success but we have to have a top new IC champ. The Main Event alter the Adams division "Nailz". cally may have a problem with with them.. It'll be a good test for effort night" match in which Michaels won the by every guy every race. Before his chronic injuries The "Hitman" won't have

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the of Win- comeback lead the looked so on looked against University and actually good Friday, derstandably had little to say after

who are ranked third in the with 2:15 Hawk more like the Ducks" on Assistant by Ralph Spoltore nipeg, game to play. "Mighty Saturday's game, but nation. Cord Sports The Hawks played in- hopes were dashed, however, by Saturday, in an 80-56 trouncing. Coach Greg Walton looked on ball the unanswered The spired throughout game, eleven points, giving Hawk veteran players looked the positive side. "We played

W.L.U. Men's Basketball but fell behind by fourteen points Winnipeg an 81-73 victory. The physically and mentally tired purdy good but it's just a matter in the with less than minutes The loss the Hawks team once again played ten to play. sent to the from Friday's tough loss. The of time," said the optimistic

Naismith Classic tourna- It was at this that a consolation round where met James point they lone bright spot in Saturday's Coach.

at the of Water- dramatic comeback was sparked the Acadia Axemen, who are when Collin Strick- ment University game came The 92/93 Hoop-Hawks had usual the Tom loo on the weekend. As by Laurier's star Pallin. Pal- ranked seventh nationally. Acadia Adam and Andrew land, Bazuk, their ups and downs on the

were some lin the ball down low and ab- was earlier by Guelph. Hawks pitted against got upset Scharschmidt came off the bench weekend, but they know that bet- teams in Canada. The of the toughest solutely crowned Winnipeg's Cage Hawks, who had to ignite a 14-2 run and close ter days are not far ahead. The the the On Friday Hoop-Hawks seven foot center with a throughout gym. Acadia's lead to 13. Chris next home game for the Hawks is in a This the team to soared to new heights game thunderous dunk that was heard sparked "Bones" had the hot Livingstone on November 27, against the hand for Laurier with 18 points. Waterlosers down the road. Bring

Head Coach Gary Jeffries un- T.H.L. your plungers fans. update Hawk of the Week

Kevin Sabourin and Van- game as Calgary's by Morgan Goodwill couver's Chris Cornwall vented their frustrations Cord Sports through their fists on each others' faces. Sonya Ritcey rolled with The TAMAIE Hockey League on Evidently Vancouver had a hard time mounting Soccer week of action. The week's kind attack the another exciting past any of against impenetrable Calgary

on with a been games were highlighted Thursday night line-up. As the season has progressed, Calgary third of last finals. make the Sonya, a year Econom- rematch year's playoff looking as poised as ever to a run at ics student from saw Montreal take on Detroit which Pickering, The game championship trophy. Calgary and (who in this be classic confrontation with Detroit take played outstanding goal turned out to a had the week off) are now heavily favored to three weekend as she collected three shutting out Montreal's snipers to zero. the league. to tourna- solid it's Vancouver shutouts on her way the Detroit enjoyed performances by Sunday saw Detroit deal a six to two ment and Tom Mochos who All-Star team. Sonya was a defensive core by goalie throbbing and Montreal walk over Edmonton seven team for De- big part of the all season, also captured the player of the game honors to three and rebound back to a winning streak with and this weekend she turned troit. Jason lead the Detroit with a up Witty scoring some good 'ol' time hockey. her play a notch to the team and assists. Detroit's help goal two A highlight from the early game was home the national Vancouver bring tide. Thursday also saw Calgary thump Sean Conklin recording the first hat-trick of the Sonya was also named as five to one. Carrie Lynch, Kevin Rowbatham, and season. 0.W.1.A.A. athlete of Tubman had Chris the week Brad all two points in the game. Van- In the late game Montreal's Rockin' for her stellar ball tac- Martinson offered a assist. repellant couver captain Daryl piss poor Fournier picked up two goals and one tics at the national while defenceman Rambo a Forwell's performance played Conklin and Fournier picked up the solid championships. game. Gatoraid player of the game for their respective The became little late in the match a chippy teams.

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6 DETROIT 5 3 117 LAKEHEAD 4 3 111 5

CALGARY 4 3 10 6 BROCK 4 3 1 9 7 6

MONTREAL 5 3 2 0 6 WESTERN 4 2 2 8 6 4

8 12 4 OTTAWA 4 2 1 1 5 GUELPH 5 2 3

4 VANCOUVER 5 14 0 2 WINDSOR 5 2 3 9 11

4 13 0 2 WATERLOO 4 1 3 9 11 2 TORONTO

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Team MP MW ML GW GL Pts Upcoming Events MCMASTER 4 4 0 12 4 8

WATERLOO 4 3 111 7 6 Friday, November 20. 4 WESTERN 4 2 2 8 6 Women's basketball York Tournament, WINDSOR 4 2 2 7 6 4 Men's basketball Siena Heights Tournament LAURIER 4 2 2 9 9 4 Men's swimming Toronto Open (6:00 pm) 4 BROCK 5 2 3 8 11 Men's volleyball Guelph Invitational GUELPH 5 0 5 3 15 0

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Team GP W L T Pts Wednesday, November 25,

GUELPH 7 6 1 0 12 Men's volleyball @ Brock (6:00 pm)

WATERLOO 6 5 0 111 Women's volleyball @ Brock (8:00 pm)

LAURIER 8 5 3 0 10 Women's basketball vs Western (6:00 pm)

WESTERN 6 4 119

LAURENTIAN 8 3 5 0 6 Saturday, November 21. BROCK 5 14 0 2 Women's basketball York Tournament WINDSOR 3 0 2 11 Women's squash @ Waterloo (10:00 am) 0 0 RMC 8 0 8 Men's basketball Siena Heights Tournament THL Leading Scorers Men's volleyball Guelph Invitational

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Jamie Lanoue Quebec 4 4 8 Vanier Cup @ Skydome, Queen's vs St. Mary's

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Morgan Goodwill Detroit 3 5 8 Sunday, November 22.

Paul Mammoliti Vancouver 3 4 7 Women's basketball York Tournament

Brad Carnegie Ottawa 2 5 7 Curling, Waterloo Invitational @ Westmount 4 7 Jason Witty Detroit 3 Men's basketball vs. York (8:00 pm)

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down in as the we all said, "Who the Women's Basketball 1992 may go history year I hell is this joker?" First of all, there was that Presidential thing. still

their exhibition record to in when I hear the words "President The Hawks extended have trouble holding laughter the deal losses with a 56-54 win over the Bill Clinton". Excuse but who is this And what is four wins and two me, joker?

on Unfortunate- Ross Perot clown? Is he the mascot for Lucky Tri-County Seniors Tuesday night. with that really could not continue their winning Charms? ly the Hawks

- in their season Now it seems there is a new champion on the road opener. heavyweight boxing ways first heard the news I The Hawks took on Windsor and came out on Riddick Bowe. Who? When I thought, "Hey,

Field lead I was Riddick Bowe end of a 54-45 score. Janice T.V beat Holyfleld!" But wrong. the wrong my repairman

fourteen The Hawks is some who is now holds one of the most prestigious the team with points. swing actually fighter

the weekend when travel to titles in back into action on they sports. the York Tournament. I don't to be Mr.Boxing, but I really can't get excited Toronto to play in pretend Lennox I Brit- about this guy, or Razor Ruddock, or (Am Canadian, the interest ish, or Martian) Lewis. These guys are just not generating

Curling that Mike and Foreman can. Women's Lady B-Ball Hawks lose saason opener the way Tyson George

Don't is a who deserves to be in photo by Eda DILIso get me wrong, Tyson maggot jail, The women's team excited varsity curling proved but when he was champion it was different. Everyone was

ended home as champions. The Hawks the team to beat this as they travelled up coming if the could beat him. "Let's they're year trying to figure out anyone on planet to make it two in a row as in the Western Invitational will try they participate his and of to London to participate blindfold him, cut off left leg, put him up against a platoon in the Waterloo Bonspiel this weekend at West- Bonspiel. marines. Nah, make that both legs." Laurentian and Waterloo and mount The Hawks beat for it is his If Riddick has anything going him, snappy dialogue after the and uncanny wit. Witness this piece of mastery fight:

NICK CHARLES (CNN) : "So how does it feel to be champ?

What did think of the you fight?"

inside were RIDDICK BOWE : "Ah, the doughumm blahh fight bluhh." ummm ahhh Holyfleld I am God ohummm herpes champion Lewis? Foreman? NICK CHARLES : "Ha Ha Ha. So who is next,

Some other over the hill senile 400 pound loser who used to be a mil-

lionaire and is now broke and licking the inside of festering dump-

will chance because ties?" sters in the Bronx but get a he has Mob

RIDDICK BOWE : "Duhh where is the dribble bucket?"

told that I should scan the minor So anyway, my buddy Dan me

find future stars. Here are leagues of boxing to any up-and-coming

some names to look for:

1) Name: Cesar Chavez Manaquez

Nickname: The pits from hell Comment: Has glass jaw; Fights inside, his 8.0. is most effective.

2) Name: Luther Jackson

Nickname: The Blood Sucker

loud. Comment: Feather puncher. Killed a man for reading too

3) Name: Hector Senorita Burrito Valazquez Bambino de Mexi Casa

Nickname: Rectum Breath

Comment: Establishes the jab; Hobbies include vomiting and setting Hawks swarm the Mustang net I photo Chris Skalkos fire to paperboys.

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Volley Hawks break even

by Paul Gray five in flawless ball. That the Once Sinisha Dordevic takes are top the CIAU in the some was again coming; however, it is past Cord Sports two or three difference between this and anchored the Hawk attack with not a factor that has coaches Don years. It is big simply a Bell The men's volleyball team the Waterloo and 26 kills to his credit. Greg Smith or Greg matter of time until the games against Tennyson rushing guys will

to even their record at Mac. started but was slowed down around and the but- click managed by hitting panic and put together a con-

two and two this past weekend by injuries suffered in the Waterloo ton. Instead they are consistently tinuous winning streak. "Mistakes killed us in the the and the who defeating always dangerous game, was eventually re- putting out guys are As of now the team has other when right games, we settle Western Mustangs in London. placed with Dylan Labelle who doing the job. already doubled last win- down years and play the way this team to back losses a 11 kills. Chris True, This followed back managed quick against Mac they went ning output and are looking knows how to we'll be on the Borden and team Jason down three to Waterloo and MacMaster. captain games to one, but towards bigger and better things other end of some of these "This victory puts us in better Koeskela each managed 16 kills Mac has consistently been in the in the near future. games," added Tennyson. Cote going into games against Guelph and Dave played extremely The and Brock in upcoming weeks," Volley-Hawks went on to well notching 10 kills on his belt. down the them commented Greg Tennyson. Stangs, turning The team is a young one, and into Mules in the in the After falling behind 2-0 in the process, along with that young age comes

first 15-13 and next three 15-11, 15-12, It is with that in- two games, 15-8, games, inexperience. and 15-11. the team caught fire and played experience that most of the mis- Vanier preview

by Evan Bailey Huskies undefeated this and have Sports Editor Mary's are year

November defensive In to the It was exacdy one year ago twenty- an outstanding corp. advancing Huskies have estab- third that the Wilfrid Laurier Golden Hawks won Atlantic Bowl this year, the

the Vanier Cup which sent this campus into a lished thier presence in the contest four of the last

the Golden Hawks will five frenzy. This year, however, years. For the second have to take a seat in front of their television sets to year in a row the Huskies have

be offence and defence find out how far east the Vanier Cup will travell- concentrated less on more on

on the nine ing. giving up, average, only points per will have For Canadian university football teams the game. Quarterback David Sykes to care-

Vanier Cup is the most prestigious trophy contes- fully choreograph the offence if the Huskies expect

ted, it symbolizes the determination and commit- to penetrate the Gaels defence.

ment of one football team determined to be the best The so called "dynasty team of the OQIFC", the

in all of Canada. Queens Golden Gaels will have to rely on spec-

This Saturday the Atlantic Bowl winners (St. tacular play by quarterback Tim Pendergast and

Mary's Huskies) and the Churchill Bowl victors Hec Crighton nominee Brad Elberg if they expect endzone. The (the Queen's Golden Gaels) will play at Toronto's to get anywhere close to the Husky

each other which team defence is as Skydome trying to prove to Queen's respectable, they proved

deserves the Cup more. against Guelph last weekend, causing multiple turn- The Volley Hewks smash Mustangs photo Chico Galvez could be close both teams but offence will be the for them in this Saturday's game as overs, key

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Euripides' The Bacchae until the twenty-first. For and Brian Craig info call 885-4280 Dracula bites.

But bites what is the question. Vancouver's Pure are at Lee's Palace in TO. Friday, November 13, Cordies tonight and at the Commercial in Maryhil Saturday took a field trip to the Fairway with Hamilton's Triston Psionic

Theatre to see Dracula.

It cannot be denied that Fran- On the twenty-fifth the Albion in Guelph hosts a tri- cis Ford Coppola has brought to ple bill; Groove Daddy's, War Wagon and Mighty the screen the closest rendition of Train Review in support of Trucks for Nicaragua Bram Stoker's Dracula.

The whole project harboured Get ready for a little bit of inbreeding and a lot of a budget of forty million dollars. cousin-swapping because good ol' boy Mojo Nixon Al- Not that you would notice. is playing the Bombshelter on the twenty-third. Yee- though the effects can be quite hawl in startling, there are some spots

the film that were too obvious. The Killer Dwarves nibble on children at Stages on Anthony Hopkins was ab- the twenty-sixth solutely amazing and simply stole

the show (unless you're male and Kim Wilson, ex of the Fabulous Thunderbirds, love you Winona). His obvious brings an all-star band to Pop the Gator on the indifference to cutting off heads twenty-sixth and ripping out hearts before din-

ner was the only light-hearted The regrouped Television play the Danforth Music portion of the movie. Hall on N0v.27 Keanu Reeves and Winona

Ryder could do with a few les- L.A.'s Mary's Danish and England's Darling Buds sons on really tacky fake accents. hit Fed Hall on the thirtiethfor what promises to be Unfortunately, it was hard to take a high estrogen!high casualty evening Keanu seriously. Everytime he

opened his mouth we expected to Danceclub maniacs and generally annoying people, hear "Dude". EMF, are at the Opera House December 5 Well what can we say about Gary Oldman. Evil, simply and And so you know: The The might be playing sincerely evil. This was not sur- in Toronto January sometime. God help me for (cont. on MuchMusic pg. 20) recommending that you watch but, in a

rare show of good programming, they're showing

Zoo TV it U2's Tour on the twenty-ninth and be promises to a sensory blow-job. See the cat? See What the world the cradle?

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by Feizal Valli Sonic Youth, Dirty It's been three long With their latest album, years

~™~~ since The Stone Roses released mw Sonic Youth face the their acclaimed and unenviable task of fol- critically just plain fucking brilliant debut al-

bum, and a number of things have

happened since (none of them

being a new album). creator. The band's

As you may or may not know,

the Roses have been embroiled in

N a legal full nelson for much of the I) set the standards for last two years in a contract dis-

pute with their old label, Sil-

vertone. Having finally resolved

it, the result seems to be this; The

Stone Roses are welcome to look

for another label and Silvertone is "a. aural anarchy that made m B welcome to and pillage their And rape BpS 14 Nation such a feast. old catalogue for anything that li lillr ® ® while Nirvana might " they can market and sell. have changed the rules,

And so we have Turns Into it's important to note who set the standards; Dirty is Stone, a collection of old B-sides, that reminder. remixes and singles that most col- lectors will probably already have

three with (after years no new

product, fans eventually have no

— — Overheard choice but to become collectors). Missing, thankful- the Hendrix-inspired "Standing Here", Turns Into

are useless rarities like "Guarnica" Stone like crickets ly, and, sadly, jumps genres in a skillet the wonderful Cinnamon". The release of this disc the "Sally is timed well, too (the "Practically every one of top 40 records being played Turns Into does on radio station in the United what Stone contain three year hiatus not With other every States is a communi- Regardless, withstanding). Manchester cation to the children to take is the same kind of wistful vocals, psychedelic gui- contemporaries like The Mon- a trip, to cop out, to groove. Happy

The the record tarwork and choruses that made their debut and The Charlatans psychedelic jackets on albums have their catchy days having recently released

own hiddern and well all symbols messages as as the the foundation for the Manchester Scene and a anticlimactic and flat follow-ups to their earlier suc-

lyrics ail the rock and all the the of top songs they sing same staple of alternative club scene. cesses, The Stone Roses have the chance to take refrain; it's fun to a acid in veins." trip, put your Included here are is a remixed version of reestablish themselves as the heirs to the Man-

"Elephant Stone" and the Roses' hallmark, "Fools chester throne. "Supernaut", 1000 Homo DJ.'s Gold" (all ten minutes of it). The rest of the album With the release of Turns Into Stone, The Stone

can be called less than eclectic. From the Roses remind us of how brilliant nothing they were; hope-

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— Kate The Bourbon Wall and Fen- bounces off Fenner, Interestingly, literally the stage, off into the middle of the dancing representing the song itself." Tabernacle Choir ner's movements on reflect in stage flailing time to the music. This audience at different in the points So far, the band's "organic" is a drink best the nature of each of their voices. live Whiskey show was lively in the ex- show. have been recordings doing pretty served chilled. Predictability, too, damned well.

is important with whiskey ~ you Look at their accomplish- want to know what you're get- ments, after only playing together ting, with no surprises. With most for four years. whiskey, smoothness is of the ut- They've signed a record deal- most importance. with Yonder Records, with Sony Unless your whiskey happens Music Canada as distributor.

to be Bourbon ~ as in The Bour- "Make Amends", the band's bon Tabernacle Choir. Hot, first release from their new album freshness bordering spontaneous, Superior Cackling Hen, has been on raw: that's the kind of evening picked up by 15 mainstream radio Bourbon served up, in large stations across Canada. quantities, last Saturday. The video for the single has The eight member r'n'b band already debuted on MuchMusic. played University of Waterloo's They've won the title "Next

Fed Hall for one show last Big Thing" at the CASBY's.

weekend -- with intoxicating Michael Williams even wears results. a "Bourbon Tabernacle Choir"

Horns and a Hammond organ hat on his MuchMusic VJ spots. dominate The Bourbon All the signs of impending Tabernacle Choir's music which success are there. Has the band makes for usually an incredibly compromised to get this far? textured, rich sound. "We're filthy rich, that's

on Saturday Unfortunately, what's changed," says a laughing night the instrumentals tended to Wall. "We still have wild aban-

drown out the vocals of Dave don," he adds more seriously. "I Kate the Wall and Fenner, two don't think that's something that Choir. principal singers for the we've lost.

Which is a cryin' shame. For "Our live show is something on those occasions when Wall we're very serious about, and we and Fenner's voice did come take great pride in. One of the shone. Wall has the through, they main aspects of the live show is be more powerful voice to sure, how spontaneous it is and how and Kate Fenner's crisp punchy. free it is. That has not changed, is more more langourous, linger- and if it did, I think we'd get ing. bored and quit."

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[ A Comprehensive Guide to Local Cinema by Lucie Zima

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Who should care? the hell is What's Playing--and you $ Traces ofRed about this movie could broaden Exchange?! $$$ knowing your A kinky updated 40's style whodunit, full of A or at least entertain for $8.50 pretty horizons, you cliches. cool Canadian $$ not a ripoff for $4.25 instrumen- wait for the video, it won't be out of pop $ style King's College tal that's -$$ THIS is a movie?? Wait until "IT" is discussed group, $$ Hellraiser 111 at 7 and 9 who! Guiness Book Of World Failures. in AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Consisting $ Passenger 57at 7 and 9 something of veteran key- Frederick Die Hard on a plane instead of an airport. Time boardists Remember that here second run they play for a new idea. Gerald O'Brian for $4.00 and $2.00 on Tues- movies, everyday, ? Blade Runner at 7:15 and 9:45 and Steve Sex- days. Harrison Ford in a re-released directors cut, ton, who met in $ Dr. at 7pm Giggles with added footage. the rock group That has GOT to giggle go! $ Jennifer 8 atl and around 9:45 Surrender, Ex- $$ White Female at 9pm Single Andy Garcia is an obsessed detective of the change was Fonda, Jennifer Jason still look Bridget Leigh next (Bth,hence the name) victim of a serial kil started in 1986. for the roommate. ing perfect ler of blind women. They have $$ Sneakers at 7 and 9:15 released two Blue eyes can get you almost anywhere... Waterloo Theatre previous al-

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and had a number of does Check as the is different or Valiant", and is full of heart, What "it" this river run through? flyer listing every day, featuring in the 1992 summer ?? Dracula call them at 885-2950. Husbands and Wives is play- songs strong male vocals. Perhaps the

and if haven't seen it Olympics. most powerful "Till the Well, it was sold out by 6:00 on Friday, so I ing Thursday Friday you yet. song, few include Best Intentions is from Although songs Last Teardrop Falls" is a haven't seen it yet. a premiere listing playing pas- this romantic album Sat. Nov. 21 until Monday the 23rd, and it's the lyrics, very sionate duet, which gives the al-

consists of eleven vibrant songs bum Capitol story of Ingmar Bergman's parents-how they met, a strong ending.

with a effect that ? Ducks and their It looks good if like cascading cap- Mighty at 7 and 9:10 struggles. really you This is the kind of album that the listener's ear and im- love stories. 61 on Wed. the 25th. tures Emilio teaches some of Paula's moves on ice Highway plays makes lose you want to yourself If Each song creates a $$ Under Seige at 7:10 and 9:30 you've seen Roadkill, this is for It's Cana- agination. you. and relax with the lights down in the Die Hard dian Thunder should vivid and unique picture on a ship. too, any Bayers recognize low. I highly recommend this mind as the music unfolds. $$ Consenting Adults some scenary. tape for anyone who is sick of the A that leaves a lasting As opposed to willing minors?!? song loud and obnoxious noise that is Malcolm X tuned... impression, "Beyond Reach" be- Odeon on Highland opens soon, stay filling the airwaves of radio these gins with a rhythmic piano piece, days. then quickly takes off into a rock

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this, like all Kesey novels, is the from and by Steve Doak choice is called "scoot," which is "grass fantasy." Kesey the few individualists who hasn't characters. The hero of the story results. the Pranksters maintain made into tea for the best Merry mellowed and conformed with After spending almost a is Ike Sallas, an ex-CIA pilot of America have offi- ties with Jerry and the Dead. The natives age. Rather, his experience ac- of a in relative quarter century turned fisherman. In the course of the name "Descen- was a hero to the six- cents his status as the cially adopted Kesey one of most Ken has obscurity, Kesey a few flashbacks he reveals his dants of Early American People," ties generation and he has be- popular and influential novelists returned to the with his spotlight criminal as an enviro- past come a but he is one of of the late twentieth or simply DEAPs for short, and legend, century. He new novel, Sailor Song. terrorist. After his died, daughter play a prominent role in the story. visited Toronto to read recently he flew over state fairs and Most of the men and one of the and talk with the local to hippie shit on the crowds dropped to women in Kuinak are members of youth. protest crimes against the en- the "Loyal Order of the Un- The first of impression Kesey vironment. Thus, he was called derdogs," a social club of dogs when he gets on stage is of an old the "Bakatcha Bandit;" the world and their owners formed during white bear with red cheeks. He him shit so he it gave gave right an excursion to a Grateful Dead

wears running shoes, black pants, "bakatcha." Before the start of the concert. This all is supplemented shirt. A red and a yellow tie-dyed he his rebellion in novel, gave up with obsessive ex-wrestler tilt off the beret at a slight tops for life far exchange a quiet as evangelists, a plethora of pigs in a outfit. He carries a fish on his from civilization he away as junkyard, a beautiful and in- from which he removes an back, could get. nocent Inuit girl, a pump-car from Indian flute that he acquired on When the movie ar- company hell, and a freak storm. of his He one pilgrimages. plays rives in Kuinak, Ike that suspects This is the first novel Kesey introduction to his read- it as an the could be filming dangerous to has published in twenty-eight ing. the town. Nicholas Levertov, the still has years and shows he the Sailor Song takes place in the in man charge of the movie, has a talent he showed in One Flew Alaskan town of Kuinak fishing mean streak and a personal Over the Cuckoo's Nest. He has

in the early twenty-first century. vendetta Ike and against many adopted the ideal of the warrior A movie ar- powerful company other inhabitants of the town. inspired by Native American rives in the town to make a movie Most of the citizens are so customs and guided by a personal The the sudden influx of based on a children's story. astounded by sense of truth and justice. He still called Shoola and the Sea however, that they do not story, money, considers himself to be a rebel, written was originally by realize the danger. Lion, for, as he says, "You're a revolu- is several ele- in the eighties, and The tale includes life Kesey tionary all your or you never of reprinted in full in the new book. ments that add to the humour with. He were one to begin says

The most valuable asset of The current of the story. drug that some of his best ideas come

Coppola comes through

from 17) and sex is transformed who soul nor I (cont. pg. fects are mostly good and legends spared no expense still have to give Francis Ford

01dman is of ex- into a tale of sex and blood. Godfather and prising as a man Anthony Hopkins steals all the Cop- in the Apocalypse an A for effort. Please go and see The role of could have the trains and ceptional talent. laughs. pola explored Now, resort to fake it, if not to satisfy your curiosity,

of the a bit further Winona? Dracula is just another prosperous But let's face it This movie depths legend bikini underwear for go and see it to see Winona and the B-movie in his career. but he decided to this is her silhouette scenes. chapter does not get the "Ted Award for go (Remember, 1897.) sexy

instead. would the man criticism. The movie depends upon its Gratuitous Violence". There were rout Why Okay, okay, enough Craig Kelly

blood vast amounts of spewed very few action scenes and when

and for success. For a I the I bestiality see vampire supremo go, involves topic that usually a great demand it be with a bang not a

deal of lust and sex, the film whimper."

lot could have done with a more Phil Kinzinger

There lot of both. was a of "I've seen almost all vampire

cleavage, and an awful lot of dis- movies ever made and this one is

the appointed men, as cleavage by far the best. Coppola brings

wasn't Winonas. Stoker's book to life with each

One piece of advice though: erotic, breathtaking head-severing version first reading the original scene. Dracula takes the typical

film has helps a lot as the often legend and adds spice with amaz- Overall, it empty spots in the plot. ing costumes and exceptional ac- And is worth seeing. if you don't ting. In a few words -SEE IT- it's

believe us, check out the words of worth the full price!"

some other honest viewers. Paula Kalijarvi "Coppola's latest version of "Though visually and textual- the Fanged Wonder should be ly appealing, Dracula falls short

called Blahcula. The best of of cinematic effort. The parts any great

the movie are the Gothic and plot began well, but tended to

eerie captivity scene in the castle. teeter off somewhere when the

The wooing of the tragic heroine blood started flowing. Bram

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Saints, sinners; same shit

I have admit "Lesson of Love" ing scheme in this track. Jeff end the torture. down/Like a train on a track." to by Squire The context did at heart and leave most frightening com- retain The band to be well The train in this being tug my me Boys, boys, do try and a seems is that it is somewhat "He had mentary on this album Saints versed in the most vile of rock highly symbolic of a party. It glassy-eyed. a little bit of self-respect. I have to com- woman his side/But she took getting airplay. got and roll cliches, the most serious would seem that the "train" has by and Sinners are the tragic by- mend Records, how- fallen victim to the wrath of lead him for a ride/Now he ain't got Aquarius of the Guns N' Roses being when all band members product for the to who has nothin' left/See him ever, having audacity that is belt out a chorus with no regard singer, Rick Hughes, cry, cry, wanna-be movement release this album in tine for vowed to make that "train" real- cry/Na, na, hey, hey/There's a just saturating the music industry for tune or human dignity. These the Christmas rush. A timely ize the it him. I'm lesson of love." The poetic bril- very Their self titled debut "anthems" I'm sure are designed injustice paid right now. because these he and all his friends liance of is of course marketing ploy assaults both the listener's so that their audience members guessing Hughes aug- album are prodigies. on the next mented by the "side-ride" rhym- guys as the can their arms and sing will find themselves ears and intelligence pump list of along to them when in attendance following this act audience is inflicted with pure guest the concerts. retribution. white noise. I think I got through at

album when the My personal favourite is "Rip Occasionally the band will almost half the It "There's feel the need to burden the oasis of silence between songs Up". a party

into I don't care/If they listener with what I'm sure they finally lured me hitting the tonight/Well of substance. And on to don't invite me/Gonna run it consider lyrics eject button my tape player

Waltons a hoot

Waltons' half by Ken McGuffin was Saskatchewan's The The set was of the this before One bright spots Waltons who took to the stage to over any movement was

the Waterloo music scene show made the front of the year in put on an enjoyable (the to stage. music has been the return of live audience, however, was content This apparent lack of enthusiasm

Bar and Grill after a back with their of did the to Phil's to sit pitchers not put a damper on per- brief hiatus. Last Wednesday it beer). formances of lead singer and guitarist Jason Plumb, bassist Keith Nakonechny, drummer

Keith Mooney and the unknown

new keyboard player.

Plumb talked with the crowd

all night and the band filled re-

quests in the encore including the

theme from the daytime soap

"Another World." Their set opera drew mostly from the twelve

track independent CD Lik My

Trakter adding some new

well originals as as other covers.

They actually made an ABBA

song sound good!

The to be on group appears of with the verge a breakthrough A some upcoming publicity.

single, "The Living Room", was week Glider(?) at Fed last pic : Darren Myher pic: Ken McGuffin (cont. on pg. 23)

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_ 22 Entertainment -THE CORD Wni«w*«i 19, u*| Izzy looks forward

Rick Colo that he can't around by mope feeling sorry for himself

just 'cause he got kicked out of his band. He has to

this: You're a guitarist and songwriter Imagine get on with things and whoever was knockin' on his

in one of the most successful rock and roll bands in door wakes him up from his self-pity.

release albums on the same the world. You two day Perhaps his feelings towards his old bandmates

both within a week. Your and they platinum are best summed on the "Shuffle go up song It All" in

band is to sell-out crowds all over the playing the lines, "If you see those old friends out there/ tell world. also have few Your But, you a problems. 'em that I send my love." The theme of putting the egomaniacal lead singer refuses to until go on-stage past behind and moving forward is explored in this he feels the 'vibe' is right, sometimes leaving you song and also on "Train Tracks" with the lines, hours. and bandmates waiting up to three You your "You got to change your backdrop/ You got to keep speak and say think the band has an obliga- up you up pace."

tion the fans and should start as close to the to you There are some deeply personal songs here as scheduled time as possible. What happens? The well like the country flavoured "Time Gone Bye" band thinks you're stirring up dissent, and they re- and "How Will It Go". The former is an examina-

place you. tion the of events that brought Izzy to where is now. Does that sound farfetched? Well, that's exactly The latter is an expression of the loneliness he feels

what to Stradlin in Guns 'n' Roses. happened Izzy during a separation in a relationship.

Instead of to his and a heading straight lawyer filing The album closes with the song "Come On Now

lawsuit is common for a lot of dis- (which practice Inside" in which Izzy is pleading for someone to rock and rollers these gruntled days), Izzy quietly show him some warmth and affection.

left the band and recorded an album of his own. With great songwriting and musicianship, Izzy

Izzy Stradlin and the Ju Ju Hounds is the name of and the Stradlin Ju Ju Hounds have put together an the band and the title of the album. album of rock and roll songs that must be heard to

It's an eclectic collection of that songs range be fully appreciated. Guns 'n' Roses made a big rock There is cohesive from punk to country. a mistake in getting rid of Izzy. feel that holds the of blues songs together so none But, their loss is rock and roll's gain because

them seem out of place. there is no way the stadium- sized egos of Axl Rose is and would The opening song "Somebody Knockin'", a Slash allow such unpretentious and

that finds to realization solid rock song Izzy coming honest songs onto a G'n'R album.

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Rising Sons rising

revival. It is their one such selection could be Phill a few other good pieces. psychedelia and 70's during attempts to grasp by Kinzinger manage in view of the U2 then it was best to Since last fall the band has a refreshing fuse popular culture. failed to managed place A number of months ago flushed in it the tension of a been for this monotonous techno-beat portray a genuine interest so, breaking when the Laurier Musician's recording just pur- these beat. Last week I found of over the air-waves days. blues, whereas The Rising Sons vigorous Network released a compository pose. a copy this self titled release. The cassette carries both have been successful (few blues "When They Lay You Low" of local talent I predicted that new from Home without has a beautiful Overall it is diverse, with tracks Grown, songs are complete piano accompani- The Rising Sons would release very still stand ment and it traverses this from elements of released last year. They mentioning lovemaking). their own cassette if they could strong blues, one to It is a as excellent pieces, astounding The last track on side one, solo another. great

listeners that the band is only "The Other Way" employs a two- ballad which could stand as a

of four musicians. Al- of music. It moves be- much like by made up tier style single, "Somebody" Mode. though "Me and the Devil Blues" tween a Rush and early Moody Depeche I for the record (the second of the two Home Blues sound, bringing both the have little to say on the third track of side Grown releases) was not written 70's and 60's together. It also two, "Vanishing

by feizal valli by the band, it shows their ability shows that this band is not depen- Point", except that both the vo- cals and similar in blues music. dent on for a great tune are to Sex, lyrics song. For the record, I haven't bought the Madonnaphotobook, "Delta with the is that "Heartbreaker" the The second track, The problem song by Rolling I it. but I have seen it. Having seen it intend to buy yet drums Belle", also provides a strong the are far too forceful, Stones. think. Well Ooh, what a dirty, filthy little bastard you might music. It be that after blues tone, the vocals reminiscent dominating good keyboard can expected think I'm when I the met- let me tell what I seeing open cold, you of bands of George Thorogood. The piece The mix is a little heavy and years attempting the al binding of this book: music hear is plagued, however, with the fast The only slow, soft selection same sort of you over- want to be I see adults doing whatever they doing. consenting offends sound off U2's "Rattle and Hum", is found heading side two. If only lap. Normally this me, broken. I see sexual and racial boundaries being but the Sons have done the music incredible limited I see absolutely photos that, despite my great justice. They are musicians of knowledge of photography, are fantastic examples composition who still know the heart of rock and texture. and roll. himself between albums. I see Vanilla Ice keeping busy I am not satisfied with the That's I read that Madonna's alter ego "like[s her] pussy". recording quality of the tape. This nice. can hardly be the fault of the is this: of course, I see a larger picture too. That picture But, would band, though, and I sug- the world is full of decadent behaviour, deviant sexuality exists, gest that in the future they search For exists, and some people like dogs to lick their privates. rape for better facilities (the end cuts this is let me wake the fuck anyone who thinks news, say this; up. are terrible). that the in I have absolutely no doubt situations represented It is an amazing effort which this book not only exist outside the camera's lens, but that what is should not unnoticed. Those is the go between the first and last page of this collection among who are interested should contact is tamest and least reprehensible of acts that the human animal the Musicians Network or Harvey capable of. Productions to attain a or underlies copy, It be said that there is a certain that may cynicism try to find out if they are playing is the of the length of Sex. I contend that cynicism very essence nearby (they have already ap- basest this book. What this book is is a recognition of the very peared at Pop the Gator). I look have. is of the urges that human beings It an acknowledgement forward to seeing if the band can death of morality and the birth of the sinister. It carries more truth maintain this level of excellence its detractors to about the way things really are than care admit on another release. offense is and there, of course, is where all the opposition and The Rising Sons are playing taken. at The Cave in Guelph on Friday The narrow-minded and morally omnipotent people who fly the and at Pop The Gator on who into biblical fervor and shocked outrage are the same people twenty-second. refuse to realize that the world has become mired in a stupefying

hedonism that has landed it in the very lap of social decay and

moral negativism.

isn't into a societal it is Goodnight Johnboy Madonna's Sex nudging society abyss;

wallows in that same societal reflecting society as it very abyss. (cont. from pg. 21) in this an abbreviated still Fruvous video. A few weeks ago, section, we ran CFNY played on throughout the summer to a posi- from the Madonna book which had her naked and in a I profile. for Remembrance the tive Appropriately, Day, open- response. Two weeks ago the band was at the to was told that in order to be able to run the picture I would have ing act was Vancouver based Memory Day. This New Music Seminar in New York with other to whomever of- City include what amounted to an "apology" was band four-piece blends folk, rock and pop into their Canadian bands such as The Barenaked Ladies, fended by it being there. Given the gift of being able to comply own style. Judging by this second look at this Junkhouse and Sloan receiving favourable reviews group with that and still be true to own beliefs that "apol- imperative my (they opened for Sloan last month) their indepen- from the American and interest from record if press ogy" have read like this: "I am truly the naked hu- might sorry dent CD Jenkin's Farm well be worth the labels. might and man body offends any of our readership truly regret pointing bucks. Be sure to check them out when they return Coming up, the track "Don't Let It Slide" will out that hair and exist, sincerely,fv,ent.ed." Of pubic nipples in the spring. be the decent probably only song on the latest Q- course, I wasn't given that gift -107 Homegrown compilation. As well the band has The evening came to an early end as both bands Being put in that position, I wonder if Madonna's "apology" finished a video for "Colder Than You" which will wanted time to hawk their CDs and shirts. Judging for Sex (pardon the word play) wouldn't read something like this: be the I appearing on MuchMusic soon. Jason asked the by crush of people purchasing merchandise "I of the human condition of- am truly sorry if the depiction true crowd I to phone or fax "that number" or it won't be guess the band was more well received than fends anybody and truly regret pointing out that sodomy, bes- played that often. However Jason conceded that the thought. Although regulars at the Albion Hotel in tiality and the bondage and debasement of other human beings ex- project they will receive the most attention for isn't Guelph, they never quite make it here. Let's hope ists. sincerely ,mlc,entertainer". The the future. theirs. Look for The Waltons in the new Moxy Waterloo sees more of Waltons in

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should send the federal Tories to a remedial math class. either have some

serious - Someoneproblems adding and subtracting or they are lying to the Canadian people. The Tories' 'economic released plan', Monday night during a Conservative fund raising dinner, is an exercise in financial and political deceit.

Given the Mulroney government's sorry eight year record, deceit should come as no surprise. What is

surprising is how are Will THURSDAY, many people swallowing the Tories' lies. they come back for a second serving of NOVEMBER 19, 1992 steaming Tory bullshit? VOLUME ISSUE 14 XXXIII, Let's look at the menu and his of will be Mulroney gang dumb waiters serving up to Canadians. COVER PHOTOGRAPHY: ROB Deficit Delight HAMEIANP SHELDON PACE

The Tories that the is broke — argue country we can't 'afford' to spend our way out of the current depres- sion. More isn't the the Tories THECORD spending solution, say and right-wing pundits. After all, Ottawa already has a $30 billion deficit, and that hasn't cured the depression, right?

For dollar of taxes taken the federal 94 cents services and Wrong. every in, government spends on pro- The A Wilfrid Laurier Student Publication other six cents - with the entire federal deficit - interest University grams. along goes to payments on past debt. 75 University Ave. West, Ont. N2L 3C5 Waterloo, And the interest payments go to the well-to-do.

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If the federal with the neo-conservative government dispensed crap, and admitted that they've created the EDITORIAL BOARD deficit for bogeyman political reasons, we might be able to end this depression. EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Pat Brethour Of if the deficit was off the it would that much harder to attack course, political agenda, be social pro- NEWS EDITOR SheldonPage grams, wouldn't it? ASSOCIATE NEWS EDITOR Ingrid Nielsen

ENTERTAINMENTEDITOR Feizal Valli Inflation and Unemployment Upside Down Cake

ASSISTANTENTERTAINMENT EDITOR.... Jennifer O'Connell inflation Here's one basic economic fact Mulroney and company have forgotten: as goes down, unem- SPORTS EDITOR Evan when Prime Minister over a 1.3 interest and then laments the Bailey ployment goes up. So, our gloats per cent rate, PRODUCTION MANAGER Rente Ward high rate of unemployment, he is either being stupid or a hypocrite. GUEST FEATURES EDITOR Your Name Here Social Programs A La Carte ART DIRECTOR Ryan Feeley social "flexible" under their new economic What The Tories aim to make programs more plan. they really STAFF

is the — mean is that now time to begin dismantling Canada's social service system with a vengeance. Production Assistants: They've set the quite well. The (false) importance of deficit reduction has been branded in the col- Gail Norton stage lective Canadian consciousness. The principle of universality has been chipped bit by bit. Lynn McCuaig away for frontal assault what remains of Scott McKay So, it shouldn't really be a surprise that the Tories are preparing a on Classified Co-ordinator Libbi Hood Canadian socialism.

Circulation and Filing. Virginia Parker But this dish is particularly hard to stomach. Copy Editors .....Tom Tanner Tex-Mex with Maple Syrup Julie McAlpine North American free trade is also served Canadians. The Tories that free trade will being up to say create "a vast hemispheric trading community" throughout the continent. CONTRIBUTORS: Consider Canada after four years of free trade with the United States. 'Deindustrialization' didn't enter DenyS DaivS, Paula Kalijarvi, Amit Kapur, Steve Doak, Jim the Canadian vernacular until our "leap of faith" into free trade. Boyce, Ryan Feeley, Jason McCallum, Beth Haydl, Lianne

Anyone that thinks our with Mexico's anti-environment, anti-worker had best Jewitt, Lee Hewitt, Doug Morton, Crawford Samuel, Bill Kam- linking economy system have the molasses the their merman, Greg Sloan, Patty Chippa, Mike Loeters, Heather (or maple syrup) shaken out of head.

Mundell, Steve Tracy, Lucie Zima, Jeff Squire, Ken McGuffin, Unheavenly Hash Darren Myher, Rick Cole, Phill Kinzinger, Brian Ren6e and labour to Craig, Brian Mulroney has also called for a partnership between business, government form "a Roland Ward, Guy, Logan Smallpiece, Ralph Spottore, Chris skills of Canada's workers." type of social contracL..[to improve] the Werynski, Jim Lowe, Adam Holt, Brian Paul Deena Gear, Gray, down with Bean leader Really, Brian? Does that mean you and Gilles Loiselle will be sitting Darryl [the Ball, John Lavigne, Daryl Martinson, Morgan Goodwill, Mark Piffl, of the main public sector union] to discuss training? Mark Hand If believes that Or do you suppose your union bashing might inhibit such cosy discussions? Mulroney Production: Heather Mundell, Sonia Haslam, Paula Clark, Doug labour is about to let themselves be coopted by big business, and a business government, then, indeed, his Morton, Tom Szeibel, Andrew Cameron, Steve Doak, Adrienne faith mountains. Kolotylo can move Spit Photo: Sonia Haslam, Sheldon Page, Phill Kinzinger, Lesley Rinse and Thompson, Chico Rob the Tories' is to Galvez, Hamel, Ken McGuffin, Darren Fortunately, menu soon coming an end. A federal election must take place before Sep- Scott Jackie Kriekle Myher, McKay, tember 1993. At that Canadians will be the - point ones serving serving up a resounding defeat to the Con-

servatives. The Tories be after - but it will take may gone next September a long time to rinse away the bit- STUDENT PUBLICATIONS ter taste of bullshit. TREASURER Rosemary Banks SYSTEMS TECHNICIAN Vacant Editorial by Pat Brethour, Editor-in-Chief PHOTO MANAGER Chris Skalkos

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- Hope O' Heron one sex. We (the frosh of WLU) are we John McHutchion Dear Editor, adults, are old enough to cast a vote which will affect the fu- I was reading your articles in last weeks Cord

ture of our we are old to BOARD OF DIRECTORS on the security (or lack of ) in residence. While country, enough live away the Martin from home, prudes in are Walker, President reading it, I was struck with two thoughts. The first yet charge of housing Brian Gear under the Sean McLean deals with the issue of and the impression that we are not old security, other the set enough to Vacant Phill live with Kinzinger up of the residence. members of the opposite sex it seems. Dawna Maclvor Michael Rosenblatt One of the articles stated that one of the biggest Christina Craft (ex officio) with problems security is that people will let people

in that are in front of the standing door. I say that The Cord continues in the its regular publishing year wintry cold. Any Let- the entire front door system must be changed. ters to the Editor must be submittedtyped and double-spaced by Tuesday, Novem- I live in residence, and on one occasion I ber 12:00 forgot 24, at pm for the following publication. But, we can only print letters All I that bear the author's real my keys in my room. had was student name, telephone number, and I.D. number (if ap- my LETTER OF THE WEEK plicable). All submissions become the of The Cord and the identification card. property we reserve By no stretch of the imagina-

right to edit or refuse submissions. The Cord will in the any not print anything tion am I a master at picking locks, but I was able body of the considered paper to be sexist, racist or homophobic in nature by the to entrance to with staff gain my building my student as a voting body, or which is in violation of our code of ethics. By the way, Times have card in less than minute. changed, and so must the rules and our offices a Also, had room mate are on the thirdfloorof the Fred Nichols Campus Centre. my we abide Cord rates not been in I guidelines by. When Wilfrid Laurier first subscription are $15.00per term for addresses within Canada and returning a short while could have $18 outside the country. The Cord is printed by the Cambridge Reporter. gained opened, it would have been access to my room by using nothing more socially unacceptable to The Cord each The Cord is member of publishes Thursday. a the Ontario than have co-ed dorms. But in my student card. now the 1990'5, not only Community Newspaper Association and a member of Canadian Uni- prospective it Secondly, after with friends is acceptable, it is almost expected. versity Press. talking attending Wilfrid All universities across the I have Laurier is a and there is commentary is strictly the opinion of the writer and does not necessarily province, noticed that great university, other represent those of the Cord the editorial the WLU Student WLU seems the no place that I would rather attend, but staff, board, or Publica- to be only, or one of the few uni- we are tions Boardof Directors. does missing out on an experience like no versities that not have co-ed residence (Brick- other (the lack Copyright 1992 WLU Student 75 (c) by Publications, University Ave. West, of co-ed er excepted). rez's). Waterloo, Ontario, N2L 3C5. No of this part publication may be reproduced without Although Bricker is a co-ed permission of the Editor-in-Chief. residence, the sexes Shawn are Shipley segregated to floors, unless there is an excess of 26 Letters to the Editor THE CORD

LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR Valli is naive The Cord's Letter Policy • All letters must be submitted with the author's name, student identification number and telephone number. and racist • All letters will be printed with the author's name, unless otherwise requested.

• Letters must be received 2:00 by Tuesday at pm for publication in that week's issue. Dear Editor,

• Letters must be typed, and cannot exceed 400 and double-spaced words. Newspapers journalism were not meant for the likes of Feizal • The Cord reserves the right to edit letter, but will not Valli. Shamefully, he has crossed the any correct spelling and line from criticism over to grammar. racist with basis in naive, polemic no fact. His comments in "For the

• The Cord the to Record" on November 12 are an embarrassment the reserves right reject any letter, in whole or part, that is in to school and violation of Cord The Cord. existing policies, specifically : letters which contain personal attacks, or statements. If Mr. Valli dislikes MuchMusic, that's fine; he's entitled defamatory to say But he so. us ~ shouldn't tell he watches it and "hates" it he con- tradicts himself. As he well, has no right to spew racist dribble be-

cause he is angry or unhappy. His words concerning VJ Michael Wil-

liams: "...he fakes the colour of his skin." (my emphasis) This is base,

ignorant, and amazingly unintelligent. I hope Michael Williams reads Mr. Fools Valli's childish attack — and Mr. Valli should hope he only it off. I've bad in The complain laughs seen a lot of writing Cord, but never racism.

I also fail to see Mr. Valli's problem with Canadian Content laws. Dear able to distract minds from what is im- Editor, your truly Do live in Canada? Should we not we not support our bands, in light Fools! the minds of He can write what he because he is You, great our country, you, portant? thinks, of the economic power of our southern neighbour? If Mr. Valli dis- who have been this of a writer, and an editor. You see? He has He brought to place learning to power. likes Canadian music so much, he should move to Britain or the learn, waste time. Feizal writes of music, and has made himself himself to a your something, brought where their laws will his USA, "protectionist" contemt spare tender of his tastes. You, fools, read the on the position where he may change the way things are. print paper ears from the Canadian bands he so abhors. with hatred. With in hands the do whine? listen what scorn your you type Why you Why not just to MuchMusic and radio stations like CFNY have put an incredible letter to send Feizal and his obscene thoughts back they like? You cannot change the inherent musical amount of effort into making successful great Canadian bands like tastes of a with letters full of to Hell. And meanwhile, the world on. People population meaning- goes The Tragically Hip, 54 40, The Grapes of Wrath, Sarah McLaughlin, less words. Ahhh...but with die, left and right. Starving children slowly fall power... Barenaked Ladies, Moxy Fruvous, Sloan, and so on. Does Mr. Valli

towards that black so that How do plan to change the world by com- abyss, peaceful, is death. you these deny bands their right to have success in their own country? The whole world and it does Crazed lunatics making threats, disrupting an entire plaining? complains, American and British bands do better in Canada than homegrown institution. And you, fools, those who have worked nothing. There are no more leaders. talent Valli contradicts anyway. So, again Mr. himself. so hard to gain the chance to learn so much, Debbie Johnson sings about giving "the power argue It seems Mr. Valli, as Entertainment Editor, feels he can write

about how a certain musical happen to to the people". But gawdammit! We've got the group you anything and suffer no consequences. He does not know how to criti- But notices because we do not like should not be shot down a faceless soul. power. nobody it, by cize without being insulting, naive, and racist; he needs to swear and How do think to change the things are by think it is there. Why? Because those who did hap- you way babble non-sense instead of criticizing intellingently.

front of some terminal, words that to notice they had keep telling us that we sitting typing pen power Where was Pat Brethour, the General Editor, when this article was

Do not know don't have a few, far, far too few, look at barely represent your position? you any. Only set in type? Is it not his responsibility to uphold the integrity of The

that there are those who with this Feizal? the world and want to it. Even fewer realize disagree change Cord from bad journalism like Mr. Valli's?

Do not know that who be behind his that they can. you any may If Mr. Valli can not at least be intelligent in the future, he really

words be because Please note how it is of me to write. are not going to changed merely hypocritical should and Laurier from For the resign save any more disgrace. views here reflect answer "are not" to his "is so"? "And they com- The expressed do not necessarily you record, having true knowledge about music is extremely different plain, and complain, and complain..." to Bob those of the author. quote from professing to have such knowledge. Roberts. How did this Feizal rise to the position to

be able to write what he thinks? How has he been Jonathan Winter Mike Johnstone

Brethour has his head up his ass

Dear Editor, meetings, and a run-down of the the directors went out in exactly the same position as and that it's situation, a great job, think

What's man? The main issues that they are current- and about the school, when they started. If see that off of going on, explaining you high time that you, Pat, got

Cord offices aren't that far with. with and the students as a whim, then I concentrated away ly dealing They, along the issue asking miserly am very their asses and on

the rest of the Students' Union would like see be that it is not who are head from from reality, are they?! Perhaps what they to glad you removing your yours!

have started their Feed- how to the stu- your head has taken yet another just own done. I, myself, was actually ap- deciding spend

back to find out how the of the directors dents' Lan Torres lengthy expedition up your ass. booth, proached by two money. Students' Director, 1991 - 1992 Your Retrospect article in students feel about the running of (Kudos to Michelle Moore and Personally, I think that this Union Board last week's issue was more of an their corporation. This same Ruth Gmehlin). year's Board of Directors is doing

— the indication that it is you who are Board remember Pat, You refer to their ultimate de-

of touch with the students said "attack the Xmas out at people you very cision to the change the bylaws as Whisky caroling

Laurier - the Students' Union of demo- not principle accountable, being one to "suit their miserly Dear of Directors! At time cratic student — Editor, Board a government" whims". I don't know about you, carols till Christmas Carols. I do not want to hear Christmas the BOD is its butt went to all of the residences on I any when busting Pat, but I'm glad that was con- seasonal the snow falls little these accessible and talked to the first Christmas Day. Every year a early to make itself more to campus, sulted before $3500 of our Stu- Not this the students, sit in students about the blow heads start singing away. year! you up your year goings-on dent Union fees were spent on yet words to Christmas carols and call them anti- in the Students' Union. I will admit that making up your own office another election — when the last the faking This does count as because person democratic and Even with to the can be fun. not caroling power-hungry. respect one only barely met quorum, and in the festive Some horrible renditions Last the BOD of the the words is not spirit. really week, began changing by-laws issue; a failure to meet quorum would Now of these festive belching have been spewed out over the years. posting their office hours, the before the Board conducted their result in a total waste of that executed when a this is what is all about! The is best and of their to assess the caroling process time place weekly emergency meeting money, with the Board ending up off is three sheets to the wind in an ocean of eggnog. Falling person

and a balance at the annual family Christmas party sending youngster that out a noise into the tree face first! All this while bellowing Christmas resembles "We Three Drunks from Ottawa are, spending

what Christmas is all about. Eve in a car..." Now this is but in idea. I do like some Christmas carols, Do not get the wrong Christmas do not listen to Surfin' USA on I their proper space. We Publish Halloween. Day; why would we listen to Silent Night on fit me to help. trouble own allow [ If you are having starting your song To the tune of "We Three Kings"

Christmas Eve in a car, We three drunks from Ottawa are, Spending

Drinking, Driving, Children diving,

Get off the damn sidewalk.

Oh, Oh \ perish.fr Drink the Drink the whisky, rye,

I'm dressed in red, And don't know why. a. mum.mmm. all the cash, Were having a bash, We've blown this I WRITE A LETTER TO ilULz&ilLLb I Sorry no presents year.

Scott McKay

Cord staff THE CORD Letters to the Editor 27 Student at Laurier under false pretenses

How are we to learn Dear Editor, required for this second degree but where are the small classes I don't fault the professors. If supposed

this if there aren't courses I wanted to choose political are not all offered year. and the NEVER busy facilities I had to teach three classes with enough

focus of but calendar is about taught because of a limited facul- thought as my study Our course that the recruiters promised? I over one hundred students each, I

after the two thick ty? found that required as as Guelph's, or Queen's, could go to U of T and have more too would need help keeping up

is one course number of schools. I I'm upset that I came here un- courses, there only or any larger options with the same sized with the work load. would take

the We about the same tuition. I der false pretenses. I'm not sure offered at undergraduate pay classes. that help wherever could get it.

But small what I can do about it short of level. I had to add a second major we are not a true Outside of class size in the Despite this, the university if that because I school. Our school is only one leaving, would change to facilitate my interest, SBE, music, social work or other has called for cuts in faculty size. any-

block and there are few thing. had NO other choices. square specialized faculties, nothing but That means larger classes, and I that that students to rate us small, the suggest you too look It's funny though, courses enough lack of facilities or the limited even less student to professor in-

back to the reasons access why to facilities says that we go teraction. you came here and then DEMAND small school. of a to a Aren't we one the only Retrospect from Each of classes has your money's worth OUR my more schools that makes money. school! than one hundred people. Three Where the hell does it go? What biased box of them have TA's doing a lot of are we getting for the over two soap The Ravindra Mohabeer work. others might, we were thousand dollars we pay every Second never told. year? year political science Dear Editor,

Your "Retrospect" article bears a striking resemblance to the sub- it is ject matter of Mark Hand's recent article. It seems that your own of the Slow down from which off biased views and think personal soap box, you spout your world. of their Not is Mr. Brethour, of government and mine are control cars. only standers with it. perhaps your concept by Amit Kapur this a hazard for them, but it also different. As I see it, a government is responsible for conducting its In one week I have been in for the in will benefit its in this the stu- creates an added danger two I affairs a way that constituents, case fell accidents (don't worry, the snow gently dents. While we are to be responsible and responsive to the students, general public. wasn't driving) and witnessed over our fair city this be call a referendum time As How times have we we can not reasonably expected to every many three others. All of these situa- past week, there was a heard of accidents on roads due to we make a decision. tions were directly due to the general acceptance that winter I take assertions that our decision was made bad winter All it takes is exception to your driving? weather, and more than one had was here. The kids were playing the While did driver and another "without consulting... students". This is not true. we not one fast, crazy careless contribute to it and Christmas music was becom- driving the entire student certain Student Union Board Mem- full of consult body, car people (perhaps your All we need to do is to slow ing more commonplace. How- and Student Publications Board Members to students for a to bers spoke the family) catastrophe hap- down and think about the circum- ever, someone forgot to tell about the issue before the took meeting place. drivers. pen. stances we are driving in. With I discussed the issue with 28 individuals, some of whom I met for Or perhaps an out-of-control With the onset of winter, proper safety precautions (and not

the first time. The were an elec- car will smash into a overwhelming majority (18) against simply too donuts) we can make some maniacs are still driving as many while 6 wanted to have an and 4 had no I did innocent tion, election, opinion. sidewalk, taking any by- this winter safer for all of us. though they had solid pavement inform them of the necessity of changing the bylaws in order to avoid under their cars. Perhaps they election. As conscience on the the a Director, my vote represented my should take a good look under I issue, and was supported by the majority of the students spoke with. their cars and introduce them- the actions of the Board the basis I fully defend my actions, and on FEED selves to Mr. Ice. BACK that it was the right decision. Ice is such a wonderful thing. Mr. Brethour, we do not need a Board of Directors that blindly You can skate on it, slide on it, follows imperfect by-laws that prevent the working of government even ski on it. Unfortunately, you Feedback is a initiative the Students and for the interests of students. We need a government of thinking, dis- new by Union, the cannot drive on it, something entire university to a more commu- cerning individuals, who can make good decision with input from community, provide effective which many people are going to their nication mechanism students. Feedback constituents. That's what I believe in, and if you do as well, for forms are one part of find out in die worst possible way the where students have the to asl there's an election in February and you can run if you like. program, opportunity questions this winter. of the administration, Student Publications or the Students' Every evening I have seen Union. Cord all David Jeffrey The will consider printing Feedback forms that cars spinning around the city, not Director, Students' Union Board have the author's name andphone number. quite realizing that they have no

Question:

is Why plastic cutlery and non-reusable plates used in Wilf s for Rents could soar lunch?

Answer:

When dishes and cutlery were used in Wilf's, the students playing used the clean dishes for pool the next day as ashtrays. The dishes and cutlery also disappeared mysteriously. The movement of

clean dishes and cutlery that far from the source is heavy and time

The Retrospectweekreviewin in halls. and consuming busy Dirty dishes are unsightly un- in the food are anything but. appetizing piled area of Wilf's, as well as being moved by Pat Brethour "Nobody would be displaced [by the changes]," through the halls.

said Tom Planner for the of Donna Faulkner, Food Services the signs you saw around Water- Mahler, Policy City Rememberloo in September, advertising dirt cheap Waterloo. He's right, as long as you're just talking

-- Question: rents? Remember them well because about the next couple of years. the be of the before In the the will limit Why no clock in Niobe Lounge? they may a thing past too long. long term, rezoning changes The City of Waterloo is amending its zoning the growth of student housing near the university, It will Answer: bylaws. be 'upzoning' a few areas, and while supposedly reorienting excess students to the

real reason. I will areas. No look into the cost of installing one. 'downzoning' many more. upzoned

Those sound like for Tim Hranka, Students' Union two terms might city council Forgetting a moment that the upzoned areas Building Manager, is few farther planning on creating a more parks. Their real are considerably away from the campus, who the hell would Question: meaning, though, has a lot more to do with politics construct a new apartment than in the kind of 1) are there so in the ACCIS parks. building economy we now have? Why many bugs computer program? has this In the upzoned areas, densities will be increased Mike Belanger, Housing Director for Laurier, Why program not improved since last year? Why is spell-

-- doesn't think would. check not available in this is and meaning that more triplexes, duplexes and apart- anyone Developers and banks, program? Why page up page down reversed? does ment buildings can be constructed. he said, wouldn't be building suident apartments. Why the spacing not adjust automatically

The there won't when a line of is altered? do have the opposite is true for the downzoned areas. So, probably be much new housing type Why we to retype

There will catch the overflow of from name of the file time we save? be a ban on the future construction of the to students the every three downzoned areas. 2) can we not view the document as it would the types of mass accommodations. Also, board- Why appear on

The will and page? ing houses will be more severely regulated. current housing glut evaporate,

markets what will 3) Why can we not list our files in the ACCIS Decreased densities mean decreased rental ca- being they are, rents go up. And program?

4) is the of the ACCIS so decentral- pacity, in the long term. And decreased rental up. Why availability program

Not of will ized? ie. put cash on file in an capacities mean increased rents, in the long term. many us be around when that hap- computer room, give account name to Career Services, Almost all but other students will be. owe it to get rights to use in Career Services. of the areas that are being pens, We those program

students make - downzoned are located near the university. One to our opinions felt now. Answer: area is north of Council is their formal meet- just the Aird Building, encompass- City having public 1) Time with ing Spruce, Fir, State and Hazel Streets. ing on December 16 to decide the issue. They will pressure original program; author quit department;

Another then we had to install on new micro- downzoned area runs west of the uni- accept written briefs before that date. system (mainframe version)

all version not - but don't when. versity, the way along Albert Street to So write a letter to the City Council, addressed ours changes coming, know Cannot be and east to Another downzoned to councillor if 2) on standard terminal. Bridgeport, King. Morty Taylor (your you live north supported areas is located in the Noecker and Elgin area. Al- of University), or Diane Siemens (your councillor if 3) Feature likely thought of by author. most all of these locations for 4) Two involved: areas are prime stu- you live south of University). Drop them off at the departments Computing Services for login and dent Cord I'll printing; Career Services deal with ACCIS and copyright of the housing. offices, and pass them on. this like Do if form (royalties). Although may sound shit-boring it, not for yourself, then for all the stu- the of the dents Carl Langford, Computing Services municipal politics, implications rezoning that follow you. 28 Comment THE CORD

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racist SHOOTINGFROM THE LIP Irving's crap not accepted in Canada

which contradicts them. are who don't by Amit Kapur people want to I What find equally disturb- listen to what he has says, they don't

ing, however, is that there are have to show been abuzz the last few up to where he is The Kitchener-Waterloo out there who want to ban people If question: weeks with the speaking. others simply dis- him from speaking. with the anticipated arrival of David Ir- agree content of his the Second In the Canadians Should well-known author and past, many speech, let them utilize Cup ving, a their right have fought and died for the Ca- to free speech and historian. argue with a second chance? nadian ideals, one of the most im- him. get Originally, he was barred of which is the idea of from entering Canada. However, portant So let Mr. Irving come and free Now, when after sneaking in, he has managed speech. suddenly speak. Let him present his ideas, The shots: someone comes along who dis- and then to travel around and make several let his ideas be treated

agrees with the majority view we like the speeches. Presently, he is in- garbage they are, with an him want to shut up. appeal to the cold, hard facts. volved in an immigration hearing

to determine if he has violated the

law by not leaving Canada. Don't fall to the level of the

Now, there are two disturbing

trends in this situation. bigots.

First, I find it hard to believe This send The idea of free speech has way, we can the that people actually believe what message out to that this "Absolutely, the muffins taste nothing to do with what is being everyone he is saying. To go against the racist won't be in good and I would miss it." said. It is simply the moral posi- crap accepted mountain of written, visual, and Kitchener-Waterloo, or the rest of lAnne Paletl tion we must take to prevent our- eyewitness evidence and say that Canada for that matter. However, Music Therapy selves from going down to the the Holocaust was exaggerated is we will also send level of these bigots. the message pure nonsense. Most historians that instead of falling to the level have discounted his claims, By speaking, David Irving is of these bigots, we will always saying that he has selected the simply expressing his opinion, an act as true Canadians should; evidence which his supports opinion which he, as a human tolerant, peaceful, and confident views and thrown away anything being, has a right to hold. If there in our values. PINK INK

by Daivs I Denys [ Have June, the Pink Triangle Services of Ottawa sponsored

Gambini of the Toronto Board of Lasta presentation by Tony I toward Education on the advances that had been made I eny school board. The coffee and lesbian recognition by that speech "Yes, I get my there every gay

several and lesbians to form a to for morning and Food Services cof- prompted gays group lobby fee sucks." changes in the Ottawa school board. I deep I Barry Jowett As was pointed out in last weeks column youth need exposure

Second year Honours English This is not for to gay and lesbian issues. only important homosexual youth but also for straight students who must be I thou- I mindedness which will of course taught about tolerance and open

and lesbian concerns. All too often have implications beyond gay

harassment con- the needs of lesbian and gay youth are ignored,

are made to feel or when it I guilty inadequate tinues and many I ghts? Even and lesbian are comes to their sexuality. worse gay youth

rarely referred to community services, resources, and activities. have been School trustees in the Ottawa area never seriously

the lesbian and If lobbied or challenged by gay community. they then the formed are to be supportive, newly group plans I unwilling I board elec- to make their concerns an issue in the 1995 school tions. I I any disabled lesbians has In further news, a call for writing by Disabled been released for the soon to be published Dyke Anthol- "Yes, they cut down on Torque ogy'. Lesbians with disabilities of all kinds, including H3V/AIDS, room traffic, they have real coffee I I invited environmental sensitivity, and other chronic infections are rea- and muffins not like that "brown love stories to submit works on: invisibility of disabled lesbians, water" in the Torque Room." and erotica for disabled lesbians, and disabled sisters struggling Kristina Hildebrand

Third Goddess against oppressions. year ofMuffins y Across the border, US Representative Dana Rohrabacher (R- \" California) and other conservative members of Congress announc- of that have withdrawn funding from the ed a boycott companies I I Boy Scouts of America because of the BSA's anti-gay policy. The long

in conference called for a nation- conservative lawmakers a press wide boycott of Levi Strauss, Wells Fargo Bank, First Interstate Bank, and the Bank of America. Rohrabacher said the corpora- I and I of America, them to tions were, "mugging the Boy Scouts forcing

lower their moral standards." The Family Research Council an- nationwide ad nounced its support for the boycott with a I I campaign. skin-

conscience that dis- Normally people of boycott groups are the abuse of criminatory, not those that stand up against cookies I minorities. That's it, I shall never again buy an apple or Iny their coffee is much "Yes, better. when approached by anti-gay boys in uniform.

Room line are too Torque ups abroad And finally, gay activists from the U.S. and recently long." announced a plan for an international gay and AIDS rights march I ones?l Ron Podio and Alan Pawelek the United Nations June mark and protest on on 26, 1993, to the Business Third year twenty-fifth anniversary of the Stonewall Rebellion in New York.

The platform of the march includes calls for the U.N. and its

Dec- member nations to assure that the promises of the Universal I WRITE A I

of the General are laration Human Rights, adopted by Assembly, I LETTER TOI extended to homosexuals and people with AIDS.

The U.N. declaration states that "All are equal before the law of and are entitled without any discrimination to equal protection H B IfUflfJDDOi NMIMt MtMWiMNM the law", and further says, "No one shall be subjected to arbitrary by Paula Kalkjarvi and Fat Brethour interference with his privacy." And this is, the news! the cord Comment- 29 Hand chews at fibre

It's OK. My pal Bill told me I of I have influenced in Bwah ha ha ha ha! or not, am a part you! you ways deal few he the same a And for those of who care got years Now if that don't put the ants more subtle and more insidious you

so I'll Didn't phase him, be than could ever to this is last ago. up his anus too, I don't know you imagine! enough ask, my year damned if I'm let I'll gonna you what will. bet you didn't even know here. Physically.

A PERMANENT PART OF YOU WITH MARK HAND me. I'm punks intimidate writing if don't like it this column, so you

switch to something nice and Apart from some extensive and all a bunch of fluffy, like the editorial or some-

thankless turds. Well, ain't shit You're thing. Hell, you paying will not all of I this if don't like expensive therapy, you, suppose, for paper, so you very you

but dammit, all you turds who've it, don't read it.

bad for this week- if that doesn't an never rid of me. given me a rap Well, put get in old ly column thing sure are turds. aardvark the editor's

All I get is "Hand, you're a bowels I don't know what will. columns chock Editor's note: OK. All right. when are I this is I am my are full of sick puppy" or "Hand, The way see it, and Yes, kiddies, your subliminal Hand's finally off the deep and the creator I messages that are, as gone get here I . Well, you gonna graduate important so pay attention, partially anyway.

end -- and read this none too soon, as far hell of here?" or "Hand, if don't like created a part of because you chewing away at out don't care you my you, you I'm concerned. Now that he's moral fibre and as the worst writer I if have an have read something I have writ- your turning you're stinking column, because you into emotional easily identifiable as a raving read". and that will be with for you an void! have ever opinion about it, that means you ten, you lunatic, he should be far less Well hell. Critics. Pshaw. like it the rest of your lives! read it. And if you read it, For the last five years I've trouble than in the past. By the been doing this to the hapless stu- way Mark — if we all carry dents of Laurier, and no one ever stifles around that would Business part of you, suspected it! mean that Laurier, as a collec- I am of all of a part you, and tive, has been dismembering you, apart from some extensive and lo these A Permanent cultural development many years. Part You has very expensive therapy, you will of now permanently

if me! parted with The Cord. Doak Busi- never get rid ways by Steve domination of oppressive, universities are based on.

university is a center of parasitic monarchs who were ness is not about self-knowledge

where their nations. It doesn't in- knowledge, new destroying own or self-discovery. A and the banks and insurance ideas are created Now volve having hopes and dreams,

where executives and for them. It won't lead WOMEN WORDS discussed, and people companies, paper- or striving learn. Civilization has given these pushers have replaced them. Cul- to fulfillment. It perceives beauty members of the Women's Centre than by as nothing more a com-

modity to be traded, changed, or Business violates Beth destroyed for profit. Business is by Haydl

concerned with making recent universities have centres everything universities only years, many organized money. Into assist those whose academic careers are being dis- Nor does business create the of are based on. turbed by sexual harassment, and a lot work has gone circumstances which are needed into the definition of what it actually entails.

ture is once again stifled. Change havens to a select few in the for other institutions in society. Most people's perception of sexual harassment involves a

could and should come from uni- of the advance- The latter existed before business boss the female who refuses his advances. name progress, leering firing employee but this is human versities, generation before had been con- While is that all ment of the race. Business and money this certainly a situation occurs too often, and it too in this model. indolent to consider what's business has no place ceived. Unfortunately, does harm many women's economic livelihood, a lot of harass- done them. in the being to its control on is and is Violent revolutions forced everything ment not as clear-cut, generally not taken seriously. Business violates nineteenth ended the everything if is forced listen century continued on page 30 Technically, a woman repeatedly to to sexist,

degrading remarks made by a group of male students, she can

complain to a sexual harassment centre and have the offensive be- CEREBELLA haviour stopped. But many others may not see such behaviour as by Ryan Feeley threatening to her academic or professional career, and may label her a prude, a bitch, or even (eek!) a radical feminist.

Witness the reaction to the infamous WLU panty raids in

1989. Many students felt that those who were offended by the dis-

plays of soiled underwear and obscene slogans lacked a sense of

humour.

As well, the chillingly misogynistic reactions to the No Means

No campaigns at several universities ("No means harder", "No

means tie her up") were staged as 'pranks'. Sometimes behaviour would be in- harassing appear to quite

nocent. If a male student persistently asks a female student out for

lunch, all she has to do is say no, right? But in our society, men

are socially, politically, and economically dominant over women,

feel intimidated this and many women too by implicit power dynamic to challenge it.

If the harasser is someone wielding more explicit power (a

professor, an employer) the discomfort felt by the victim is more

severe.

The attitudes of many men and women towards sexual harass-

in ment were illuminated a 1991 poll which showed that 48 per

cent of Canadians believe that women encourage harassment if

they dress or act in a sexually provocative manner. The view of

many people is that sexual harassment is a compliment, and that if has nice tits she should hear it a woman be grateful to about every

day at work.

I should not have to point this out, but women are not idiots.

We know the difference between admiration and harassment. We

are fully aware of what it feels like to be complimented, and we

are just as familiar with that feeling of worthlessness and humilia-

tion that comes from being sexually objectified by others.

Some men fear that any friendliness on their part will be

misinterpreted as harassment. These men should examine their

own behaviour. If they are that confused about the difference be- tween friendliness and harassment, they might be engaging in

sexually offensive behaviour without being aware of it.

Sexual harassment is, by its very nature, threatening. If a

in woman is being treated a way that affects her self-esteem and

her happiness, and she finds it difficult to protest, it should be ob-

vious there that is something very wrong happening.

Anyone with an interest in the issue of sexual harassment on

campus should attend a discussion by Meg Bond on November 20, entitled "The Ecology of Sexual Harassment: Implications For

Campus." Please contact the Women's Centre for details. 30 Comment THE CORD

19. l—,

Corrections Bar brawls and Clarifications

by Jim Boyce derogatory comment]", and "accidentally" bump into me. The who frequents 'accidentally' into and bumping fact that they were drunk half ex- - The Cord needs to lurn bars has beer them: likely experi- spilling on "Hey, plains why missed Anybody they me, the I enced or seen what am watch what the fuck itz yer' doing", other half being that they speling. Two were, as people about to describe. It is an event and any other intimidation that I said, idiots. Eventually, we that is far from rare and which al- humiliates had their them, or causes a made our names way past them, got our most ends with someone always fight. coats and left The other people last week: being either humiliated or hurt (or I saw of these with misspelled some idiots in a us had no idea what was both). This is how it happens. bar last weekend. They were going on. Darren and Sheri Mahaffy One. A bunch of idiots drink until looking for their No prey and, un- fight.

one them decides he wants to get fortunately, saw me No blood. Hord. Our apologies to watching into a confrontation. them and decided I it. Just insults was I asked some and a ruined

-- one of friends if the duo and their birth Two. The idiots drink some more, my he wanted to evening. just to be sure, and then head for

certificates. a bar. No Three. Once at the bar, the idiots fight. No blood. Just

find a table and irritate all those insults and a ruined around them: they laugh loudly as evening. though the funniest jokes in the

world are being told at their table: beer get a and while we were This is "Ever hear the one about the not always what hap- doing that I told him Sometimes CORD FEEDBACK 'nigger' and the 'packey'?", my pens. confrontation is We suspicions. decided to just inevitable in these throw objects (rolled-up napkins, and, cases, keep watching the band and pennies, plastic beer glasses) at ig- your only option may be to fight We're here to hear. nore them. Too bad they didn't back I know, are people across the bar and then (yes, you not us. ignore supposed to pretend to be minding their own fight violence with

friend was the and make My watching violence, but this theory is rather Booth is 10 4 business, sophisticated The Cord's Feedback open Thursday, from am to band about fifteen feet from our irrelevant when remarks to women who their you are being in the the Laurier pass pm Concourse. All members of community are table when of these idiots table - "Whoa, nice butt". two punched in the face). welcome to comment, although students will be given priority. beside There In the the Four. After they have begun to walked up him. end, truth of this Comments appear unedited. All comments must include the sub- idiots search were idiots in total, never comes out. The get bored, the out eight spread problem mitter's ID number. Issues ofpressing or enduring interest will be another of out at three different tables. I whole episode is at- group men, preferably usually commented upon by the Cord Editor-in-Chief. We're your student watched out of the corner of my tributed to one that looks reluctant to get into "boys being boys" or paper — so make your view known. as they laughed and oc- as evidence of the violent nature a confrontation. eye

leaned over of males half Five. The idiots provoke this casionally to say even though of - well is Article on residence safety although researched, timing something to friend. After a those involved had no choice in group of men (or one particular my not the greatest because of Laurier Day on Friday. I over and the matter. And those same idiots man in the Favourite tac- few minutes walked —Dana Walker group). beside him. will be out the next tics include insults: "Hey, you stood likely the look like so-and-so [insert One of the idiots then tried to weekend doing same thing. Ever tried to listen to a Canadian band, Feizal?

—Paula Clark and Kathleen Wall

Many people may be HIGHLY concerned about their telephone Business drowns in vomit number showing up in a publication without their knowledge.

Only opportunity to withdraw is in The Cord.

—Deborah Harmon continued from page 29 Business doesn't involve the mcxieration it loses its validity.

and invented the that creation of ideas that that concept passionate Some may argue Comments like "Cordies put out" appear in The Cord very often. can be everything given a be criticized by other people. businesses are where everything Such comments are not only offensive, but are dangerous. I am may

value. People have used The in To create a who monetary only thing risked is the society happens. ashamed to see these kinds of attitudes by the people 'put

it as a crutch, a which has or offer a service is not out' protection against businessperson's soul, product this newspaper. however. The the unknown future, and no no monetary value any way. business, almost -Angela Raithby longer realize that they would be A certain amount of organiza- endless amount of paperwork that happier without it. tional bureaucracy is needed in results does nothing but contrib- Think we could try some colour pictures? Dare to be different. the of the The most common reason for such large organizations as ute to perpetuation —David Hayes in the business of the enrolling program governments, but as history has problem. The bureaucracy easier find in stock-holders is fear. It is to a job shown, this bureaucracy will government and the More McDonald's coupons please. of business than in arts or sciences. force itself into domination of seeks to limit the productivity —John McKenzie A is almost venture businessperson fully everything if left unchecked. As any new by placing

to guaranteed financial security. with most things in life, without regulations on it and trying I really enjoyed The Cord last week. Please don'tkill Ouija. share in the profits. These powers -Andrew Hopper that be do not realize what really BY JAY McCALLUM because usually has WLUSP BOD We happens they News too much WLUSU and coverage. MENTALBLOCS only get financially, not personal- don't want to read four different stories on the same BOD meet- ly involved. If want to start a ing. Patty Chippa should expand her WORLD NEWS ROUNDUP you should be able and write world issues. I like new project, you more commentary and coverage on to do it without all the business her idea. matters. -Niki Westman fail be- Many new businesses satisfac- cause they don't offer a Feedback should be open Friday so we can actually read the paper don't tory product or they get first. Feizal Valli: "Should I stay or should I go" is not a good ex- enough publicity, not because ample of a band called (even by MuchMusic) "the only band that they don t do their paperwork ever mattered" properly. Market analyses rarely -Jon Ferguson reveal information that an in- any can't find out by quisitive person Great Men On Sports, keep up the great work. or talking to reading a newspaper -Wendy Wood people. Thus, these impersonal interac- studies discourage direct

tion between people and replace Colour's David Hayes asked about colour in coming. pictures rela- it with formal, professional The Cord. Currently, a colour cover and centre spread would cost tionships. $1 around 700. We're working on a system that would allow us to Universities have the potential get cheap, high quality colour into the paper. With the new sys- and in to cause change progress tem, we think full colour would only cost about $300. Look for All individuals should in society. full colour photos December or January. find here the possibility to expand

their horizons and develop contri- Cordies still put out weekly. One commentor this week said that butions to society. The current The Cord's slogan, "Cordies put out weekly.", was "offensive and preoccupation with money and dangerous". While it's unfortunate that the slogan was mis- business stifles this as we forget It's read so badly, we stand by it lighthearted and anything but value, about true meaning and

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