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Volume 12. Number 25. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 19, 1922. Price 10 Cents

Dr. Butterfield declared at the mittees: deputation, discussion, pro­ the first big project that the organi­ “ CY” COTTON 1923 meeting that one of the real problems DEPUTATION TEAM gram, publicity, Silver Bay. CLASS OF 1921 zation has attempted— the building of the future of New England is that Howard Rollins, ’23, is chairman of the Memorial Athletic Field. A l­ of adequate food supply. “ Almost of the Department of Christian Ser­ ready 68 per cent, of the graduates TRACKCAPTAIN no research work has been done GOES TO NASHUA vice. One of the most important STILL IN LEAD have joined in the subscriptions to the along this line,” he said, “ and to solve functions of this department is to building fund. The main part of the Forty-Two Men Are Out such problems requires the best ef­ Delegates Feel Satisfied publish the college handbook. Mr. work has been done. But in order to forts of all concerned, from producer Marston is Managing Editor and Mr. Members Going Strong finish the job, more help is needed. For Daily Practice Now to consumer.” With Largest Project Ever Barton is the Business Manager. R. On Last Lap of Race Is it too much to ask that every Lloyd S. Tenney, assistant chief Tyler, ’25, and W. Hobson, ’25, are graduate should be listed among the TRIANGULAR MEET MAY 26 of the United States bureau of mar­ UNIQUE PROGRAMME the two assistants. Miss Mildred $1,000 MARK PASSED contributors? Can we not make it a kets and crop estimates, welcomed Bangs, ’23, represents the Y. W. C 100 per cent, memorial Six Events at Durham— New Eng­ the idea of such a research council A. in compiling material for the hand­ It is not so much the size of the land’s Only One Away from Home Get-togethers for Girls and Boys Ex-Student Members Leading in He said that as New' England was book. Other committees are: movies, gift that counts now as that every­ — Three Dual Meets— Scholas­ Prove Popular—Indoor Events Total Subscriptions—Other Class­ comprised of small states such a reception, employment bureau and body should give something. Sub­ tic Tournament May 13—In­ Subsituted for Hikes Because of es Making Great Headway council could serve as a clearing book exchange. scriptions are ranging from $5 to termural Meet April 22 Storm house for the results of studies of Leroy J. Higgin,’23, is chairman of $500, with the average at $32. Many the supply and marketing problems. the Church Loyalty Department. It The class of 1921 is now fast com­ alumni who have already subscribed Clyde R. “ Cy” Cotton, ’23, of the Those present, in addition to Dr In spite of the weather the N. H. is composed of three committees: ( 1) ing to the front in the drive for are sending 10 per cent, more for Phi Mu Delta fraternity was elected Butterfield and Mr. Tenney, were the Deputation team took a trip to hurch membership, (2 ) new students, funds with which to finish the Me­ good measure. Captain of the 1922 track team at a Massachusetts department of agri­ Nashua on April 1 and remained (3) ushering. morial Field. Under the able guid­ To you who have been out of col­ meeting of the letter men held after culture; J. C. Kendall of the New until Sunday night. The team was There are two special committees: ance of Albert Baker who, by the lege the longest, we make a special convocation last Wednesday, April 5, Hampshire State College; Howard sent by the Y. W. C. A. and was he executive committee composed of way is engineering a campaign appeal. Your days at New Hamp­ 1922. “ Cy’ ’ is also a letter man in Edwards, President of the Rhode Is­ composed of eight students, Eleanor Messrs. Horner, Marston, Higgins, worthy of Goethals, the $1,000 mark shire college were precious. Com­ football. He made his decoration in land State College; H. W. Tinkham, Sawtelle, ’22, Katherine Thompson, Rollins and Barton and the finance has been passed, and now on the memorate them now. track in the 440-yard dash and in the secretary of the Farm Bureau Fed­ ’22, Elna Perkins, ’23, Elizabeth committee composed of Mr. Chase home stretch, his teams are racing In order to make this gift unani­ shot put. eration of Rhode Island; Davis R. Baker, ’24, Perley Ayer, ’22, Charles and three associates. neck and neck for an initial position mous, we need to hear from you. There is a squad of 42 men report­ Dewey of the Massachusetts Institute Swain, ’22, Donald Barton, ’24, and at the finish which has been set at Please don’t spoil our hopes of a 100 ing for daily practice undr the guid of Technology; Burt L. Hartwell, di­ Frederick Gray, ’25. $2,000 for this, the most recently per cent, memorial by not replying. ing hand of Coach Harvey W. Cohn. rector of the Rhode Island experi­ The program started Saturday af­ COACH SWASEY’S MEN graduated of all of New Hampshire’s ment station; Alexander G. Cance of For the sprints there are four prom­ ternoon with a get-together for boys classes. ising men out, Carr, ’23, Perry, ’22, Massachusetts Agricultural College; in the Gymnasium and one for girls ARE TO INVADE BAY The ex-student members are lead­ R. J. McFall of Massachusetts A g­ in the Y. W. These consisted of NEW HAMPSHIRE Nassikas, ’23, and Bethune, ’25. The STATE ON SATURDAY ing the way with a total subscription ricultural College; I. C. Davis of the competitive games and relay races. first three men need no introduction of $288 to date but the track team STAFF MEETS Connecticut Agricultural College; Over fifty fellows between the ages to lovers of track at New Hampshire under the leadership of “ Ham” An­ William A. Schoenfeld of the Massa­ of 13 and 18 took part. They were Wearers of the Blue Will Cross Bats AT COMMONS college but the last mentioneed is a derson is proving a worthy contender chusetts department of agriculture; divided into groups of 15 or 20. With Strong Haverhill Profession­ new man, a freshman. Last year for first place, their pledges equalling Ernest K. Thomas of the agricultural The most important features of the als— Several Positions in Ques­ Many Vital Topics Discussed—Re­ Jack Bethune was a member of the $240. The other teams are pretty department of the Rhode Island Hos­ afternoon were a tug of war between tion as Yet vised Constitution Is Brought Forth famous Lynn Classical high school well bunched but one and all show pital Trust company; Sidney B. Has- Troop 2 and Troop 7 won by Troop for Approval—Several Nomina­ track team nd one of its best men. signs of life and with the goal now kill of the Massachusetts Agricultu­ and a boxing match on horseback With the opening game less than a tions Made—Resignations Ac­ Good Men in Quarter Mile in sight it is not expected that any ral College; W. M. Duffers of the by the Deputation Team. week away Coach Swasey has prac­ cepted In the 440 Cotton (Captain), Paine, one of them will get very greatly ’23, Coughlin, ’25, and Campbell, ’25, College of Business Administration Hike Abandoned tically made up his mind as to who of Boston University; Richard Len- will be who when the “ Ump” calls out-distanced. Below follows a tab­ look to be a bunch of winners in their A hike to Mine Falls had been ulated list of the subscriptions in the At a meeting of “The New Hamp­ own event. Cotton and Paine are nihan of the Graduate School of Bus­ planned but owing to the weather “Play ball” next Saturday. The shire” staff, held Wednesday even­ iness Administration of Harvard wearers of the Blue will journey to hands of the executive committee men of proved calibre while Coug’h- it was decided to go through the pro­ when th s paper went to press: ing, April 12, at the Commons build­ lin and Campbell are two fast boys University; L. A. Bevan, secretary gram on the Gym. floor. Haverhill on that date to cross bats ing, a new constitution was read, sev­ with ;the strong professional team Standing of Teams April 15 who were out for the relay team last The girls went through the same eral elections took place and resig­ representing that city Track team (E. A. F. Anderson, winter. The same four are out for PROFESSOR SCUDDER TO sort of a program and also taught nations were accepted. The new Behind the bat Smith, ’23, the ex­ captain), $240.00 the half mile with the addition of TEACH AT BOSTON UNIVER­ the Nashua girls the way New stitution embraces so many changes veteran, and “ Soup” Campbell, ’23, Football team (T. J. Craig, cap­ “Eddie” Warren another freshman, SITY SUMMER SCHOOL Hampshire co-eds dance. that it was considered best to delay are still fighting hard for the berth. tain), 180.00 who is sizing up well in the daily In the evening a social at the Y. act.on on it for a week; accordingly Both are setting a fast pace and this Basketball team (Alice Knox, practices. Professor Harold H. Scudder will W. drew a crowd of about 125. The there will be a staff meeting Wed­ week will tell who will start when the captain), 175.00 In the mile Coughlin, Thayer, ’24, University Summer School. He will evening started with a game of vol­ nesday, April 19, at the same place, team journeys to the Bay State. Baseball team (John M. Cotton, and Slack, ’24, are the leading candi­ give a course in the Teaching of High ley ball between the boys and girls at seven o’clock. Cronin, ’24, Fernald, ’24, and (captain), 173.00 dates with “Eddie” Coughlin looking School English. using a string for a net and a toy Those elected to the staff were: Sherwood, ’22, are all working well in Ex-student members, 288.00 better every day. In the two mile Boston Alumni Banquet, April 29 baloon for a ball. This was followed Samuel Heller, ’25, Assistant Busi­ the box and probably all three will event A. L. French, ’23, and C. The' following persons of the by a conversational march and a ness Manager; Alice Kelsey, ’24, see service on Saturday. Sherwood, $1,056.00 Graves, ’23, are the only candidates. class of 1921 have changed their ad­ bird hunt. The whole deputation the veteran, seems to have a little the Ethel Cowles, ’25, Olive Rogers, ’24, Both are letter men in cross country. dress since the publication of the team did a few stunts as follows: Additional Pledges Kyle W. Fleming, ’25, reporters. 1921 list in the January 11th issue: 1. Inverted Quartette edge on the other two. Theodore R. Butler, $20.00 In the hurdles “ Jack” Morrill, ’23, Captain Bailey, on first, Broder­ Resignations accepted to take effect and Draper, ’24, are out every day E. P. Little, 7 Harrison St., Con­ 2. Ballad of East and West, Charles W. Shepherd, 20.00 at once were: reporters, Ula Baker, cord, N. H. Charlie Swain. ick, ’22, or Brown, ’23, on second, Shirley E. Pollard, 15.00 going over the timbers. Draper was Haggerty, ’22, at short and Ru- 22; Katharine Thompson, ’22; Mar­ in the hurdles last year and showed Howard A. Burpee, 141 Milk St., 3. “ No News, or What Killed the Edward A. Pichette, 20.00 garet Kelley, ’24; Neal Cobleigh, ’24; Boston, Mass. mazza, ’22, playing the hot corner up well. Morrill was a sprinter last Dog, Frederick Gray. Mary E. Gerrish, 20.00 assistant business manager, George Harold G. French, Care Farm Bu­ will comprise the infield and this year but this year he will devote his 4. Fancy Dance, Eleanor Sawtelle. Richard C. Litch, 22.00 O. Phelps, ’23. The resignation of Mar­ reau, Litchfield, Conn. combination should prove to be a time to the timber toppers. 5. Humorous Reading, Charlie Harold I. Leavitt, 22.00 ion L. Boothman, ’22, as society edi­ Stephen H. Boomer, Forestry stumbling block to many of the Jumping Pits Under Way Swain, Perley Ayer. Frank W. Ladd, 20.00 tor, takes effect Wednesday, April 19. Dept., New Hampshire College, Dur­ teams racing the Durham lads this For the jumps there is a wealth of 6. The Coquette, Team. Percival C. Brown, 22.00 ham, N. H. spring. material. In the high besides Cap­ The evening ended with refresh­ Abraham L. Cohen, 20.00 0. M. Helff, Biology Dept., Box 128 ments and singing. The team sang In the outfield Roy, ’23, will be John S. Marshall, 25.00 STUDIES MADE IN tain Cotton, who is already known in found in left while “ Kike” Fernald, A. & M. College, College Station, a few college songs, gave a few yells Horace E. Hobbs, 20.00 ANIMAL NUTRITION that event there are three others, Texas. ’23, will probably hold down the berth Davis, ’25, Hewitt, ’25, and Bridges, and a very pleasant evening had Old Grads Going Strong Willard E. Spinney, McGraw In­ in the center garden. Gustafson, ’23, ’24. These freshmen look like real come to an end. At the same time that leaders How hearty a meal does an animal stitute, Reeds Ferry, N. H. Sunday Services and Darrah, ’24, are both ex-’23, among the later classes of the alumni stuff and with the completion of the stars and they sure are staging a need in order to keep itself in a Gilbert N. Wiggin, Greenfield, N. Sunday morning the team split are working to complete their quotas jumping pits the practice in these H. wonderful battle for the guardian’s healthy condition ? How often should up and went to the various churches before May 1, a special appeal to all feed time come around? What food events will take on a more serious na­ Charles B. Murthur, Sales Dept., position of the right pasture. and Sunday schools as guests of va­ “ Old Grads” has been sent out from value have different rations? These ture. Brown Durrell Company, and is liv­ In the pole vault there are the two rious classes. Sunday afternoon the Memorial Field Office. These and other questions affecting animal ing at 556 Newbury St., Boston 17, COLLEGE BAND AND GLEE older graduates, from 1900 back to veterans of the last two years, Wal­ meetings were held in the Y. M. and nutrition are being studied at the Mass. 1871, are widely scattered, usually ker, ’22, and Stafford, ’23. Besides Y. W. The program at the Y. M. CLUB TO GIVE CONCERT APR. 24 New Hampshire Agricultural Experi­ Harold I. Leavitt, 2318 Woodstock was as follow s: with only a few members to the them there is “ Eddie” Warren. In ment Station by means of a unique Ave., Swissvale, Pa. Hymns class; but indications are that they the weight events there is also a ple­ The New Hampshire college Band apparatus which has attracted the Scripture, Gray. and the Men’s Glee Club will present have the finishing of the Field no thora of material. New Hampshire attention of scientists throughout the PROF. PERLEY TEMPORARY Responsibilities to the Bunch, a joint concert in the men’s gymnas­ less at heart than those who have has always scored heavily in these world. The animal is maintained for CUSTODIAN OF ALUMNI FUND Swain. ium on Monday evening, April 24, at been at the college more recently. events and this year promises to be a time in a large respiration cham­ Responsibilities to the School, 8 o’clock. The appeal as sent out by Secre- ber in which the intake of food and no exception to the rule. For the Due to the death of Edson D. San­ Gray. A well balanced and interesting tary-Treasurer J. C. Kendall was as the outgo of energy are all carefully discus there are three men now out, born, ’10, who had in charge the rais­ Responsibilities to the Church, program is offered. The clubs have follows: measured. The chamber was de­ Connor, ’22, Stearns, ’25, and David­ ing of funds for the Alumni Scholar­ Barton. been working for some time under To the “ Old Grads” : signed by Dr. F. G. Benedict, director son, ’25, and more are coming daily ships, the alumni secretary-treasur- Responsibilities to the Home, Ayer. direction of Messrs. Lamont and Dal­ You remember—it was not so very of the Carnegie Institution’s Nutri­ In the shot put the same men plus er, George A. Perley, has been in­ The Deputation closed Sunday glish in preparation for this concert long ago— your College Days— the tion Laboratory, which is. co-operat­ Graves, ’24, and Graham, ’23, and in structed by the executive committee night in the Pilgrim Congregational and all those who attend will certain­ studies, the hardships, the good ing with the New Hampshire Station the hammer the only new one is Har­ to take over the books and collec­ Church. Swain led the meeting: ly be well entertained. times, the friendships! What have in the experiments. Last year sheep graves, ’25. tions relating to this fund, pending Hymns Thirty-five cents admission will be they not meant in your life and in were studied in the chamber, in The Schedule the appointment of an Alumni Schol­ Scripture charged and the proceeds go to the the lives of all of us ? groups of 8 to 16 head; and the equiv­ The track schedule as arranged v y arship committee. Hymn clubs. The college has changed a good Manager Frederic K. Johnson, ’22, alent of about 1500 animals were run “ Service,” Miss Perkins. deal since you knew it. There are follow s: through. This year beef cattle are Y. W. C. A. INSTALLS Music, Church Orchestra. FRESHMEN HOLD new faces, new buildings, a new lo­ April 22, Interfrat and Interclass being studied. One of the results CABINET OFFICERS Prayer, Barton. CLASS MEETING cation; but it is your college just the of the work will be to establish the track meet. “ Service,” Ayer. same. There is a sort of spirit that April 29, Tufts College at Durham. feeding value of native New Hamp­ Hymn A well attended freshman class hangs over institutions like the char­ May 6, Bates at Durham. The program at Y. W. C. A. Monday shire hay, which forms the basis of Benediction, Mr. Barber. meeting was held Monday evening, acter of an individual; and the spirit May 13, Boston University at Dur­ evening, April 10, was the installation course for all stock feeding in the of the new cabinet. Eleanor Saw- April 10, in the men’s gymnasium. It of New Hampshire college is still ham. state. The work is under the person­ “Y” CABINET READY FOR was voted that plans should begin here even though the exterior may May 13, New Hampshire Interschol­ telle, president for the past year, pre­ al supervision of Prof. E. G. Ritzman. sided. During a short business meet­ immediately concerning the post­ look quite different. If you don’t be­ astics. COMING SEASON’S WORK ing the resignation of Helen Burn­ ers and rules for next year’s fresh­ lieve this, come back and we’ll prove May 20, New England at Worcester, ham, ’24, as secretary, was read and men. After a reading and discussion it to you. Mass. Due to the resignation of D. K. An­ CALENDAR OF EVENTS accepted. Evelyn Brown, ’23, was of the regulations for the annual pic­ As alumni of a common Alma May 26, Triangular meet (M. A. C. drew, ’23, who was but a few weeks unanimously elected to fill the va­ ture fight the meeting was adjourned. Mater we are now trying to finish up and Vermont) at Durham. ago, made president of the college cancy. Thursday, April 20 Y. M. C. A., cabinet members gath­ The members of the new cabinet NEW HAMPSHIRE COLLEGE ered at the Association room last Intercollegiate debate with Uni­ are: President, Pearl Sargent, ’23; REPRESENTED BY Monday evening to elect a new lead­ versity of Maine, men’s gymnasium. vice-president, Ida Boodey, ’23; treas­ DIRECTOR J. C. KENDALL er. After a short discussion it was Folk Club Meeting:, Smith Hall. urer, Evelyn Brown, ’23; secretary, unanimously decided to procure the Hester Bickford, ’23; U. F. R., Alice Friday, April 21 At Formation of New England Re­ services of Robert Horner, ’23. Mr. Saxton, ’23; sub-U. F. R., Frances Movies, men’s gymnasium, 7.30. search Council Horner is a popular student at this Badger, ’25; chairman of membership insitution, and is sure to be a great Saturday, April 22 committee, Elna Perkins, ’23; chair­ LISTEN! asset to this organization. Interfraternity track meet. Representatives of New England man of social committee, Gladys Following is a list of officers who Informal, men’s gymnasium. agricultural colleges, federal and Holt, ’23; chairman of meetings com­ will perform their various duties for Delta Kappa dance, Thompson hall. state departments of commerce and mittee, Helen Burnham, ’24; chair­ The cries of starving children in the Near East are the coming year: Robert S. Horner, several universities have taken the man of social service committee; El­ Sunday, April 23 preliminary steps for the formation ’23, president; Phillip M. Marston, vira Dillon, ’24; chairman of music heart breaking. Oh, do give something for food,—food,— Community Church, morning wor­ of a New England Research Council ’24, secretary; Norman D. Chase, ’23, committee, Olive M. Rogers, ’24;. ship, 10.45. to study New England’s food supply treasurer; Donald S. Barton, ’23, vice chairman of world fellowship com­ food! The drive is from April 17-26 inclusive. Celebration of the Holy Sacrifice of and marketing problems. president of religious education; mittee, Elizabeth Griffin, ’25, chair­ the Mass. At a meeting at the Boston Cham­ Howard A. Rollins, ’23, vice president man of publicity committee, Elsie The following will receive and forward your contribu- N. H. Y. P. O., 7.30. ber of Commerce, Dr. Kenyon L. But­ of Christian service; G. H. Summer­ Chickering, ’25; chairman of finance * terfield, President of the Massachu­ ville, ’25, Baptist vice president; F. Monday, April 24 committee, Dorothy Conant, ’25. % tion, even if it be only twenty-five cents: setts Agricultural College, was elect­ S. Gray, ’25, Congregational vice pres­ T Concert under the combined aus­ ed chairman of the groups interested ident; L. J. Higgins, ’23, Methodist | MRS. A. E. RICHARDS, pices of Men’s Glee Club and Col­ in the project and arrangements SOPHOMORE CLASS MEETS Episcopal vice president; D. R. Jones, | MRS. O. V. HENDERSON, lege Band. Mr. Dalglish to con­ were made to include in the Council ’23, Protestant Episcopal vice presi­ duct, at college gymnasium 8.30 p. all institutions and agencies actively A meeting of the sophomore class dent; C. R. Cotton, ’23, Interchurch § RUNDLETT’S STORE. m. Admission 35c. engaged in studying the food and was held in the zoology lecture room vice president. Engineering Club, Physics Lecture marketing problems in New England. Wednesday evening, April 12, for the The “Y” functions through three t Think of the Starving Children! y Room. The purpose of the Council, as stated purpose of discussing freshmen rules departments: (1) Religious Educa­ f * Y. M. C. A. in its proposed charter, “ Shall be to and deciding on whether or not there tion, (2) Christian Service, (3) H April 17-26 $ Y. W. C. A. stimulate and co-ordinate the studies should be a sophomore hop. It was Church Loyalty. of economic problems connected with decided to have the hop on May 6. “ Don” Barton, ’24, is chairman of Wednesday, April 26 iI I the supply of foods and other agri­ Committees were elected for the the Department of Religious Educa­ Baseball, Freshmen vs. Dover * cultural products of New England.” dance. tion. This is composed of five com­ f High. THE NEW HAMPHSIRE, APRIL 15, 1922.

(c) The Feeding of Hens and COMMUNITY CHORUS GIVES 7 (a) Soprano Recitative. But BASKETBALL TEAM Cows by Means of the Respira­ CANTATA AT CHURCH Mary stood at the Sepulchre LARKS TO DOVER {Tljr 2mu ^am^abtn'1 AGRICULTURAL tion Calorimeter, Richard Low- weeping. Office of publication, 11 Portland Street, 8 Soprano Solo and Chorus. The Rochester, N. H, Editorial and Circulation ry An Easter Cantata, “ From Death night is gone, the Shadows flee. (d) How to Make Hens Lay, E. Girls Given Big Banquet at Hotel Offices, Room 10. Thompson Hall, Durham, CLUB DINNER to Life” by J. C. Bartlett, was given 9 Soprano, Alto, Tenor and Bari­ N. H Subscriptions made payable to Thb G. Ritzman Kimball— Cap Climax of Even­ Nbw H a m p s h i r e , Durham, N . H. by the Community Chorus, Prof. J. tone Solos. All these men whom (e) Hog Feeding, W. L. Doran TO COME MAY 8 C. Marceau, director, Hugh M. Hug­ Jesus loved. ing’s Fun by Attending Movies (f) Agriculture, P. I. Fitts Official Organ of gins, ’23, organist, at the Community 10 Chorus. Peace be unto you. (g) Some 'Spraying Stunts, G. S. Church, Sunday evening, April 16, President Hetzel and Finale The girls’ basketball team made its T he N e w H am pshire College) Ham when it formed the greater part of Major Knox to Speak Solo and Chorus. O, Thou who rulest last trip for this year when the en­ DURHAM, N. H. (h) New Hampshire Bald-ones, the program of an Easter Vesper o’er Heaven and Earth. tire squad went to Dover for a ban­ J. C. Kendall service. The devcftional exercises quet Wednesday, April 12, returning N EW S DEPARTMENT “FACULTY FOLLIES” PLEASING 9. Debate: Resolved that Maine is a were led by the pastor, Rev. Moses R. on the State of Maine express. Mrs. H e r be r t F. B a r n e s , ’23, Managing Editor better state than New Hampshire Lovell. The church, though not filled CHAMPIONSHIP BOUTS A r t h u r N. L a w r e n c e , ’23, News Editor Alan D. Wassail, who coached the Novel Entertainment at Meeting of Affirmative: Clark Stevens, J. R. to overflowing as it had been at the K a r l B . D e a r b o r n , ’23, Athletic Editor Aggies Attracts Wide Attention— MARK CLOSE OF BEST team, acted as chaperone. J o s e p h B . C o b u r n , ’23, Hepler, Bert Huggins, A. W. morning service—when some people Asst. Managing Editor The girls left Durham on the 6.16 Instructional Staff Prove Royal Richardson went home because there was no seat­ BOXING SEASON HELD E l n a L. P e r k i n s , ’ 23, train and on reaching Dover went Women’s Athletic Editor Entertainers Negative: H. R. Kraybill, L. V. Tir- in g room—held a good attendance. M a r io n L . B o o t h m a n , ’ 2 2, Society Editor directly to the Hotel Kimball for the Alumni Editor rell, Jas. Macfarlane, S. W. In addition to the Easter lilies and Local Men Not Represented in Boston J e n n i e B o o d ey , ’23, The committee in charge of the an banquet. It is rumored that the M ild red M . B a n g s , ’ 23, Asst. A lu m n i Editor Wentworth palms, the pulpit was massed with Championships Because of Lack of G r a c e E. F l a n d e r s , ’ 23, Exchange Editor nual agricultural club dinner report girls tried to eat enough to make up Winning side to be decided by vote marguerites and many other flowers Funds to Promote Trip— More M a r j o r y A m e s , ’ 23, progress and an interesting and in for everything they missed when in J o h n S . C a r r , ’ 23, of the audience. This debate was from the college greenhouse. Than 125 Men Trained During training. After the banquet, they V/ ilfo rd A . D i o n , ’23 structive occasion for all who may be overwhelmingly awarded to the neg­ The soloists were: Baritone, Prof. Season A l f re d L . F r e n c h , ’23, wise enough to attend. To those who went to the movies at the Strand. J a m e s A . R o b e r t s, ’ 23, ative. Walter S. Frost and Prof. W. Ols- As the roads were impassable for au­ A l ic e K e l s e y , ’ 24, are interested it is a great pleasure 10. Closing Song, “ Alma Mater,” son; soprano, Mrs. E. T. Huddle­ R u t h P in g r e e , ’ 24, The New Hampshire college cham­ tomobiles, the original plan of re­ to announce that the committee is Everybody ston; altos, Mrs. Smart, Mrs. W. C. O l iv e R o g e r s, ’ 24, pionship bouts marked the close of turning in that way had to be given W e s l e y B . S h a n d , ’24, composed of three ambitious and wide O’Kane and Mrs. J. S. Chamberlain; E t h e l C o w l e s , ’ 25, the boxing classes for this year. The up. Largely through the efforts of awake scions of young American A SONG OF SPRING tenor, C. Goldsmith, ’25. The pro­ J . G r e y E s t e s , ’ 25, boxing course has proved very sue Mr. Alan D. Wassail, arrangements K y l e F l e m in g , ’ 25, manhood, namely, Earl Farmer, Geo Of romping children’s naked knees, gram follows: were made for the State of Maine D o n P. S c o tt, ’ 25 . L. Campbell and Samuel Patrick, Jr. I sing of spring, of leafing trees, cessful, and the college has had one P r o f . H a r o l d H . S c u d d e r , Faculty Adviser PROGRAM of the best boxing teams in New express to stop in Durham so the P r o f . E d w a r d G e t c h e l l , , all of the class of 1923. The post­ Of perspiration, i. e., sweat, Faculty Business Adviser girls could return on it. ponement of this function until the Of baseball, grippe and violet, Prologue England. Over 125 students signed Those making the trip were as fol­ spring term is a new departure, but Of hordes of newborn flies and fleas, Baritone Recitative, Behold! unto the up for the boxing course and some BUSINESS DEPARTMENT lows: Mrs. Alan D. Wassail, coach, one which is granted by all to be for Of overheated foreign cheese, Jews the Saviour preacheth. very skillful “mit wielders” were de­ M e r r il l A. G e r m u n d s o n , ’23, Fannie Spinney, ’22, captain, Alice Business Manager the good of the club. Throughout the Of sprouting radishes and peas, Part I veloped. L e o n C. G lo ve r, ’23, Asst. Business Manager At the opening of the boxing sea­ Dudley, ’24, Constantina Coutchou- year, at meeting and elsewhere the I sing of spring. THE CRUCIFIXION ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT son next year it is expected that cas, ’22, Ida Boodey, ’23, Jennie dinner is discussed at length and so Of cuts, flunks, re-exams and debt; 1 (a) Soprano Recitative. And F r a n c i s A. F r e n c h , ’ 22, there will be a complete equipment on Boody, ’23, Elizabeth Baker, ’24, Advertising Manager it will readily be seen that by spring —Wee Willie the whole multitude. S a m u e l H e l l e r , ’ 25, hand. The new ring, which was re­ Ruth Callahan, ’24, Harriet Mer­ Assistant Advertising Manager time a great deal of enthusiasm is (b) Chorus. We found this fel­ cently completed under the direction chant, ’24, Grace Flanders, ’23, Ber­ CIRCULATION DEPARTMENT aroused in agricultural circles and a low. a y i k e of Coach Harvey Cohn, is one of the nice Hill, ’23, and Alice Kelsey, ’24. R P , ’ 23 Circulation Manager large attendance is assured. In fact Nj/ A- (c) Alto Recitative. And he de­ at the present writing over fifty of livered Jesus to their will. best of its kind and is valued at ap­ Published Weekly by the Student* 1 FRATERNITY NOTICE | proximately $500. It is hoped that the undergraduate aggies have signed ^ 2 Alto Solo and Chorus. Lo! All the roster as an ironclad guarantee the Earth in gloom is shrouded. in another year boxing will be listed FRATERNITY NOTICE £ The subscription price for The New Hamp­ The Fraternity of Alpha Zeta ^ as a minor sport and that some in­ shire is $2.50 per collegiate year. The Alumni that they will be present at the 3 Soprano Recitative. And it was Dues are $2.00 per year. Special club rate £ announce the initiation of Orrin tercollegiate meets will be arranged. T ------. * Grange hall on the evening of May 8 about the sixth hour. The Fraternity of Sigma Beta ^ for the Alumni Dues and Subscription to The £ C. Whitney, ’22, of Charles- | Due to financial difficulties it was New Hampshire is $4.00. at eight o’clock. 4 Tenor Solo and Chorus. Nailed announce the initiation of Ar- X Entered as second class matter at the post A tentative list of speakers has 1- town, N. H., Harry J. Bennett, * to the Cross, in agony. deemed advisable not to send the team office at Rochester, New Hampshire under to the A. A. N. championship bouts thur L. Wellcome, ’24, of West the act o f March 3, 1879. been arranged by the committee and ’23, of Winchester, N. H., Earl Part II which were held in Boston last week. Chesterfield, N. H., Theodore *X* In case of change of address, subscribers indications point toward a program t P. Farmer, ’23, of Malden, 'A will please notify the Circulation Manager THE RESURRECTION Much credit is due Coach Cohn, N. Frizzell, ’25, of Keene, N. H., ^ soon as possible. of constructive criticism of the agri ^ Mass., Arthur N. Lawrence, ’23, M 5 (a) Soprano Recitative. Be­ Subscribers not receiving copy will please cultural situation in New England at who has spent much extra time in Irvin Hersey, ’25, of Somers- ^ notify the Business Manager at once. ♦£ of North Yarmouth, Maine, % hold, there was a man named getting the men into shape and pro­ Acceptance for mailing at special rate ox he present time. Professor John C orth, N. H., Donald A. Pettee, 7A George E. Middlemas, ’23, of & Joseph. viding suitable equipment for carry­ postage provided for in Section 1103, Act of McNutt has consented to act as toast ’25, of Francestown, N. H., Earl £ October 3, 1917. Authorized September 1, 7T Brighton, Mass., Oscar Pearson, (b) Soprano Solo. Still is the ing on the work, for the success of master with President Ralph Hetzel Temple, ’25, of Concord, N. H., 1918. ’23, of Stratham, N. H., and Roy Earth. the season. of the college and Major Frank Knox 6 (a) Baritone Recitative. Now and Kimball Whipple, ’25, of i* S. Pulsifer, ’23, of Plymouth, Durham, N. H., April 19, 1922. of the “ Manchester Union and Leui upon the first day of the week. Sugar Hill, N. H. $ er” at the head of the after dinner I N. H. ± (b) Alto Solo and Chorus. Be­ Central says that a girl in your speech makers. Announcement of ± * sims is worth two on the ’phone. THE GENEVA SUMMER SCHOOL hold, they come. the other speakers will be made as OFFERS VAST OPPORTUNITIES soon as their presence is assured. Those who feel any inclination to The Institute of International Ed worry over the possibility that there ucation, 419 West 117th Street, New may not be food enough to go round York, has announced that arrange or that there may be salt in the ice ments have been made for American cream will have their misgivings students intending to attend the done away with when they learn that Summer Session of the University of the services of Mrs. Charles Langley Geneva, Switzerland, to travel to and have been secured as caterer for the from Geneva with the privileges of occasion. Yes, the internal substi membership in the International nence side of the occasion will be at Students’ Tours. They will sail from tended to in ample fashion. New York on July 1st on the S. S. Those attending the smoker at the “ Saxonia,” which has been specially aggie club the other night have no reserved for the Students’ Tours, and reason to regret their action, in fact will return on the same ship about they have a large opportunity to September 1st. During the voyage, crow over those of their acquaintance classes in language, history and in ternational relations will be con­ who neglected to take advantage of ducted by members of college and the privilege to witness the “ Faculty Follies.” Master-of-program D. Kil- university faculties. The Geneva Summer School, situ­ ton Andrew, ’23, secured the services ated in Geneva, the seat of the of this remarkable troupe only after League of Nations and of many other considerable effort and the outlay of The man whose courage and foresight international institutions, has added large sums of money. Their appear gave alternating current to America, to its curriculum for the coming sum­ ance was certainly justified and the and founded the Westinghouse industries. mer a special course on Contempora­ close attention paid their perform neous International Affairs. This ance by the half-a-hundred stalwart course, as also the courses in French sons of the soil gathered at the club language and literature, are open to rooms was entirely satisfying and undergraduates and graduates of all well deserved. American universities and colleges. It seems that there had been a feel­ In traveling to and from Geneva, ing that the students of agriculture the summer school students will had been very faithfully entertaining have all of the privileges of member­ their faculty for a long period both George Westinghouse ship in the International Students’ by means of carefully worked out TourS which have been organized for programs at the club meetings and the coming summer under the aus­ through more or less remarkable Thirty years ago the alternating current tuned to prevent the use of the “ deadly pices of the Institute of International answers to examination papers. And system was but an infant, for whose life those Westinghouse Current” , as many extremists Education. These tours are not or­ so it was decided that the only pro­ ganized for financial profit, but for per thing to do was to get the fac­ who believed in it were fighting daily and described it. their educational and international ulty together and have them supply nightly battles; today this same system is a That the little 50 horsepower generators of value, and it has therefore been pos­ a full evening’s performance. It was giant of almost inconceivable size, so capable those days have grown to sizes two thousand sible to ask and to receive the pa done. It was more than successful. tronage of the governments of the Replete with humor of the richest of defending itself that no one seeks to attack times as large; that stations of a few horse­ countries to be visited, the co-opera­ sort, crammed with local hits a ready it. For 95% of the electricity that is gener­ power have been succeeded by stations with tion of foreign universities to be vis­ audience was found for the following ated and transmitted today is alternating a capacity of hundreds of thousands of horse­ ited, and the sponsorship and support program: of international and educational or­ 1. Opening Song, “ Old McDonald current. power, while at the same time, distribution ganizations on both sides of the At­ Had a Farm,” by the Faculty The story of the development of alternating voltages have grown from 1,000 to 220,000, lantic. Professor Gilbert Murray of 2. Address of Welcome, J. M. Fuller is due largely to the vision and the courage of Oxford and Mr. Graham Wallis of current is a story of courage and vision and 3. Response, G. F. Potter George Westinghouse, and to the qualities London will arrange for the recep­ 4. Essay, “ Fruit Growing,” H. F. faith; of misunderstanding and misrepresen­ tion of these students who visit the DePew tation; of engineering failures and triumphs; of the engineers whom he called, character­ great British universities, and sim 6. Paper, “ The Possibilities of the istically, to help him. By no means the least ilar arrangements will be made for of commercial ability and organization. It Dairy Industry in N. H.,” K. W. of the achievements of this man was his the students who will visit the uni Woodward reads like a classic romance. In its chapters versities of France, Italy or the 7. Solo and Chorus, “ Sweet Adeline” are credit and honor for all who have deserved ability to organize the greatest aggregation of Scandinavian countries. It is ex­ by E. P. Robinson and the Fac­ engineering intelligence ever known, men of pected that the students visiting it, but the central figure, the man whose ulty analytical ability, consummate mathema­ England, France and Italy will lay 8. iSeries of Short Talks: motives and acts furnished the basis of the ticians, great inventors; and to promote in wreaths on the grave of the Un­ (a) Manure, W. C. O’Kane plot, was George Westinghouse, the founder known Soldier in each of these coun (b) Tractor Farming, O. R. But­ this great group the most harmonious and tries, in the name of all American of the Westinghouse Industries. ler intelligent co-operation. college students as an expression of When, in 1886, he brought over from their gratitude. The college profes­ Europe the crude Gaulard and Gibbs system, The same energy and courage and purpose sors who accompany each group will even he, great as was his foresight, did not that forced the acceptance of the air brake, not only conduct classes on ship­ SENIORS ATTENTION board, but will interpret the back dream of the coming magnitude of the idea the modern systems for the economic and safe ground of places visited in order to ■v Under the direction of Prof. which he was fostering. The development distribution of natural gas, and later of the assist the students to get the very steam turbine, led and won the fight for alter­ most out of the trip. The Passion A. W. Johnson, of the Econom- ^ work undertaken by the strong engineers Play at Oberammergau this summer ics Department, there is being $ whom he put to work led at first into many nating current, which has grown to be one of % established a placement service £ will add to the interest of European serious differences with those who favored the world’s greatest and most necessary travel. These tours represent mere­ for seniors desiring to enter ^ direct current. Legislatures were even impor­ commodities. ly a new application of the program % the field of business after grad- ^ which the Institute has been carrying uation from college. Over four & out in the direction of close! filter- hundred letters have been sent ^ national understanding. There will be five student tours £ to manufacturing and mercan- ^ during the summer of 1922. Four £ tile establishments, asking for ^ of them major in Great Britain, * their co-operation and request- ¥ France, Italy and the Scandinavian $ ing that they notify us of va- Westinghouse countries, respectively, ar-nd the fifth Si cancies occurring in their staffs. & is a more general tour of the princi­ '£ It is hoped that all seniors in- -T pal European countries. Member­ r| terested in this matter will reg- <| ship is open to students and instruc­ ister for the service at once. $ tors in American colleges and uni­ versities and to instructors in sec­ Tt* Registration may be made ondary schools. Irwin Smith, the *1* any afternoon, except Satur- 3 Director of the Institute tours, has ♦}* days, in the Library, Room 204. an office at 30 East 42nd Street, New A registration fee of twenty- York. £ five cents will be charged, to cover cost of stationery, mail- La Verne: “What would you say, dear, if I put my arm around you ” £ ing, etc. Zella: “At last!” THE NEW HAMPHSIRE, APRIL 19, 1922.

EXTENSIVE SUMMER well selected costuming, and a sense of dramatic fitness characterized this TOURS FOR STUDENTS film and brought the reality of the doctor’s family home to every on­ Many Points of Interest to All Will looker. The plot is briefly this: a Easter Clothes fam ly group consisting of a father, Be Visited During Vacation Season the ideal “ country doctor,” a mother, By Representatives of Colleges the ideal country doctor’s wife, and EXCLUSIVELY NOVELTY AND SPORT SUITS six lovable and boisterous children pass through the ordinary course of Students and instructors in the “MARLO” MODEL events, the children marry and leave New Hampshire State College, are 4 Button College Suit, English Truform Back, Pliable home, the parents are left in lonely invited to participate in the student isolation, but there is a happy ending Hymo Front, Patch Pockets. tours which have been arranged for and a family reunion to celebrate the coming summer under the aus­ Tom’s appointment as Attorney Gen­ “EVANS” MODEL pices of the Institute of Internation­ eral of the United States, and “ moth­ al Education. 4 Button Easy Fitting Golf Coat, expanding Pleats, There will be four student tours er” is repaid for her years of devo­ Half Belt, 4 Patch Pockets with Flaps, Trousers or during the summer of 1922: one to tion. Golf Pants. Great Britain, one to France, one to The whole is as affecting blending Italy, and one to the Scandinavian of humor and pathos well proportion­ Daily Arrivals of Shirts, Soft Collars, Hosiery, Neck­ WE HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN THE LADIES Countries. They have been organ­ ed. wear, Hats and Caps. You will say so too when you see the line of Middies that we ized, not for financial profit, but for have in stock for you. Please remember also that we have the Best their educational and international Line of Ladies’ Hose and Shoes that is carried in this section. value. They represent merely a new application of the program SPOFFORD-ALLIS CO. which the Institute has been carry­ AT THE LIBRARY Lothrops-Famham Co. ing out for many years in the di­ * * 3 DOVER, N. H. rection of closer international un­ I DOVER, NEW HAMPSHIRE derstandings through the medium of NEW BOOKS educational opportunities—exchange American men of science; 3d ed. 1921. We Close Wednesday Afternoons, Clerk’s Half Holiday professorships and scholarships, the R Bx A52a exchange of scholarly periodicals, Becker, S. C. Spanish idioms with and the promotion of the study of in­ their English equivalents. ternational problems. 463.1 B396 Come To G-rant’s Since the tours have been organ­ Brown, W. J. The underlying prin­ “THE ACME OF PERFECTION” | ized on an entirely non-commercial ciples of modern legislation. basis, it has been possible to ask and 328 B881 A student will, perhaps, realize better than anyone else, the neces- ^ Lunches, Cigars, Confectionery, News­ to receive the patronage of foreign Bryce, James. The study of Ameri­ sity of setting an ideal and striving assiduously to live up to it. _ The universities and scholars, and the can history. 973.07 B899 real student has a craving for knowledge; is consumed with an insa- rg papers, Magazines and Sporting Goods. tiable passion to learn something new every day. He or she has an X Cheyney, E. P. Industrial and social sponsorship and support of interna­ ardent desire to be the embodiment of erudition, were such possible, 4- tional and educational organizations history of England. 330 C51a in other words to be “The ACME of Perfection.” £ on both sides of the Atlantic, such as Ford, J. L. Forty-odd years in the the English-Speaking Union, the literary shop. Interesting anec­ Such should be every student’s ambition. The ACME of perfection g Federation de l’Alliance Francaise, dotes and descriptions of N. Y. was our ambition in the baking line when we presented to a refined & and cultured public the FAMOUS M & M loaf. Such always will be £ PRINTING- the Italy America Society, the Ameri- literary people by a well-known our ambition as long as a discerning people demand a QUALITY food. ^ can-Scandinavian Foundation, and critic and, author. B F699 the American University Union in Garland, Hamlin. A daughter of M. & M. BAKERIES | Europe. the middle border. B G233s Whether you are interested ^ t ERN, CLAY GO* In the case of the Scandinavian Haskins, C. H. Norman institutions MAKERS OF THE BEST FOODS IN THE WORLD I in a weekly newspaper, a tour, for instance, the members of Harvard historical studies). ^awNrsT. b o s t o n book, a magazine or a visiting the group will be received by the 944.2 H351 card, we will try to give you American ministers in each of the Mellor, J. W. A comprehensive better service than you can three Scandinavian capitals. In treatise on inorganic and theoreti­ secure elsewhere. S E W E R P IP Sweden, the arrangements for the cal chemistry. 2 v. 541 M527 entertainment of the American visi­ Underwood, W. L. Wild brother: BRICK,FLUE Lit tors are being supervised by Dr. strangest of true stories from the S to n e w a re Svante Arrhenius, President of the north woods. 599 U56 Nobel Institute, and, as promulgator Vanderlip, F. A. What next in Eu­ The Record Press Ntile, wall C1 of the theory of electrolytic dissocia­ rope? On economic conditions in Printers of THE NEW HAMPSHIRE tion, Sweden’s most distinguished Europe. 330.9409 V235w ent, lime &h scientist. Lauritz Swenson, Ameri­ Vilmorin-Andrieux. The vegetable College Bookstore Rochester, New Hampshire can Minister to Norway, has garden: illustrations, descriptions planned, in consultation with the and culture of vegetables in cold head of the Department of Education and temperate climates. 635 V762 t JL. AGENT FOR of the Norwegian Government, a no­ Yersin, Marie & Jeanne. How to J, table program for the days when the speak French like the French. KODAKS, FILMS AND group will be in Christiania, includ­ Idioms and current expressions. Due to the fact that we are over­ $ COLLEGE SUPPLIES ing an audience with His Majesty 443.1 Y47 1 King Haakon at his summer palace FICTION stocked on £ STRAND at Bygdo, a reception at the Ameri­ Atherton, Gertrude. Sleeping fires. RUNDLETTS STORE can legation, and a lecture on Viking Bennett, Arnold. Mr. Prohack. DOVER antiquities by Professor A. W. Brog- Burnett, F. H. The head of the * ger of the University of Christiania. house of Coombe. M. M. HOWARD CO. Thursday, Friday, April 20, 21 Professor Adolph B. Benson, Profes­ Fletcher, J. S. Ravensdene court. Tennis Shoes I sor of Scandinavian at Yale Uni­ Scarhaven keep. I WATCHES, CLOCKS, JEWELRY Harold Lloyd versity, will accompany the student Gerould, K. F. Lost valley. Boston & Maine Railroad Watch IN group as lecturer throughout the Harker, L. A. The bridge across. Inspectors “Among Those Present” trip. Harrison, H. S. Saint Teresa. I Similar provisions will apply in Livingston, F. B. The custard cup. which we desire to dispose of 495 Franklin Square, Dover, N. H. ALSO the case of the students’ tours to Mackail, Denis. Romance to the “Annabel Lee” Great Britain, France, and Italy. Rescue. during the present term we will Edgar Allen Poe’s Poem The non-commercial purpose of the Oppenheim, E. P. The great Prince FRANCIS J. McDONALD tours, the support of established or Shan. cut the price in half ganizations, and the avoidance of ad­ Watts, M. S. The house of Rimmon. Attorney-at-Law Saturday, April 22 vertising, contribute to make the cost of the student tours lower than that Johnny Himes DOVER, N. H. of any other plan for organized £t IN COLLEGE B AM) travel. The membership fee is BALS, - - $1.15 4* “ Burn ’Em Up Barns” $675 to $710, depending upon the location of the steamship accommo­ GIVESCONCERT 1 BYRON F. HAYES dations selected. It includes ocean OXFORDS, $1.00 1 Monday, April 24 transportation on the SS “ Saxonia, Last Convocation Is hotels, railroad travel, automobile I “ Bought and Paid For” and carriage drives, lectures, etc Voted Best of Year X WITH The Cunarder “ Saxonia” has been The Reliable Store Agnes Ayres, Jack Holt reserved to carry the student groups EXCELLENT PROGRAM THESE are HIGH GRADE SHOES on both the eastbound and the return EVERYTHING FOR voyages, leaving New York on July Students Join in Singing College Tuesday, April 25 Songs— Great Enthusiasm Aroused THE COLLEGE STUDENT 1st, 1922, and returning September 1st. The members of the British — Menu for New Hampshire Day FRANKLYN FARNUM tour will land at Plymouth, the mem Voted on IN bers of the French and Italian tours subject, “ The Attitude of the Church SPRING SONG Franklin Square Dover, N. H. at Cherbourg, and members of the Last Wednesday’s convocation has Toward the Theory of Evolution,” The spring is here. “The Cross Roads” Scandinavian tour at Hamburg been voted the best of the year. The and said in part: “ The church is not My goodness, I’m glad I can make For the return voyage, all four of program opened with a number by hostile to the theory of evolution and this vers libre. Wednesday, April 26 the groups will embark at Cherbourg Compliments of the band, after which President R the common notion that the believers The little birdies chirp, “Cheep!” on August 22nd. D. Hetzel gave the announcements in this theory are atheists is not true. So do the Jews who keep the cloth­ “The Wife Trap” Membership in the student tours DR. H. L. CHAPMAN for the coming week, and Professor The statements made by prominent ing stores. WITH is open to persons associated with DENTIST George Perley spoke of the plans and men concerning evolution appear I feel that it is time to change my institutions of higher learning in the projects for New Hampshire day winter underwear. Mia May United States, either as students or many times in the newspapers with Dover, New Hampshire Three menus for New Hampshire a false interpretation.” To prove But if I change it I ’ll catch cold. as instructors, and to teachers in day dinner were submitted by the And maybe die. Telephone 61W secondary schools. Every provision this Mr. Babcock read clippings from committee on commissaries, and the different newspapers. And maybe not, too. has been made for their safety and following was chosen by a large ma­ My goodness, I’m glad there is such comfort, as well as for educational jority vote of the student body: a thing as vers libre. opportunities. Experienced travel Chicken Salad leaders, lecturers, chaperones, and Scalloped Potatoes Buttered Rolls In spring loafers sleep, trained nurses will accompany each Apple Pie and Ice Cream And lovers keep awake. of the groups. The details of ad | KRAZY KOLIIMN j Coffee and Milk Or else write poems to eyebrows. ministration are being handled on be Then came a musical program con­ Or else go out hunting for doodle half of the Institute of International sisting of selections by the college birds. Education by Mr. Irwin Smith, 30 band under the direction of Mr. La Consider the orchestra. If a whole Or mayflowers, East 42nd street, New York City. Mont and of singing of college songs there are any number of pieces. If Or hunting for something to hunt. * In the present list of members of by the student body lead by Mr. Wal­ broken up, there are no pieces. the student groups the following col­ ter M. Dalglish of Dover, who is to Funny, ain’t it? But I do neither. The Church in Durham leges and universities are represent­ become a member of our faculty next I tap a typewriter, ed: Wiuiams, Princeton, Yal?, Har­ year. The following program was I suppose the gentleman taking With this thought in mind: vard, Columbia, Vassar, Smith, Wel­ 4¥ it presented: My goodness, I’m glad there is such lesley, Bryn Mawr, Barnard, Univer­ this column and his English courses REV. MOSES R. LOVELL, Pastor 1 March, High School Cadets, . seriously will now rise to tell me that a thing as vers libre. ♦ «■ sity of Chicago, Brown, Boston Uni­ College Band ain’t ain’t proper. # + versity, University of Wisconsin, 2 Old New Hampshire A young lady came into the office / \ University of Kentucky, Northwest­ Fair New Hampshire, ern, Johns Hopkins, Syracuse, Gou- Sung by Student Body The question “ Why is the ocean so the other day and wanted to know if the addressograph was the printing cher, Hunter, Grinnell, Indiana Uni­ 3 Happy and Light of Hearts Are close to the shore?” has puzzled many versity, West Virginia University, Those, Balfe’s “Bohemian Girl” master minds. An engineer sends press. Provided it IS an addresso­ Dartmouth, New York University, Each Heart Now Rejoices, in this laconic reason: “ Tide.” graph. I don’t know; it may be a heliograph or a phonograph or some­ *<\ Church School and Student Bible Classes, 10 A. M. the Sorbonne, and others. Mozart’s “Marriage of Figaro thing. a Sextette of Brass Instruments They have knots on the ocean in­ 4 Line ’er Out Morning Worship and Children’s Sermon, 10.45 A. M. MOVIES AND QUARTET stead of miles because they couldn’t New Hampshire Hymn, keep the ocean tide without knots. CAVEMAN STUFF * * FILLS MEN’S GYM Sung by Student Body Sweetheart, listen to my plea 5 The American Patrol, Meecbain Cut the goo and cultured stuff ♦ ♦ College Band Speaking of miles reminds me of If I’m tired, dear, of thee ia i Pastor’s Discussion Group, 12 A. M. “The Old Nest” Proves to Be of Su­ 6 On to Victory, the contest once held by a magazine ’Scause you do not treat me rough. X perior Nature—Pathe News and to determine the longest word in the «» Alma Mater, Comedy Cause Much Gayety Sung by Student Body English language. A wag sent in Grab me with a python grip N. H. Y. P. O. in the Vestry, 7.30 P. M. 7 Our Director, College Band “smiles,” saying that there was a If I struggle, call the bluff; “Did you remember your mother’s mile between the first letter and the I’m no fragile rose, you drip; Treat me rough, kid, treat me birthday?” is the slogan of “ The Old PROF. DONALD C. BABCOCK last. Now about be-league-red? rough. Nest,” a powerful Goldwyn produc SPEAKS TO PI GAMMA tion of sentimental comedy shown at OUR MANNER OF SPEECH Yank me wildly to your chest the Friday night movies, April 14 Professor Babcock was the speaker “ Skat?” I am sick of slush and guff; Between reels the Glee club quartet If you want my interest gave some selections. at a meeting of Pi Gamma held in “ No; skow.” Thompson hall, Wednesday evening, “ No, skitten.” Treat me rough, kid, treat me ,Some fine acting on the part of rough. both children and adults in the cast, April 5. Mr. Babcock spoke on the “ No, snot skitten; skanine.” THE NEW HAMPHSIRE, APRIL 19, 1922.

INTERFRATERNITY & | NEWSY ITEMS OF I INTERCLASS MEET TO Get Shoes that will § THE ALUMNI| BE HELD SATURDAY Harvard Graduate Complete Program Including All The New Hampshire College Club Events of Regular Track Meet to of Boston will hold its annual ban­ Be Run Off— Various Fraternities “Hold-Up” quet Saturday, April 29, at 6 p. m. Keenly Interested — Greatest School of Business in the Parker House, Boston. We Competition Expected in In­ want this to be the biggest and best terclass Events A two-year course in business, open ever, and desire the presence of all to college graduates, leading to the alumni and friends of the college The inter-fraternity and inter-class degree of Master of Business Admin­ who can possibly attend. Pres. Het- track, meet will be held at Memorial istration. zel will be the speaker of the eve­ Field next Saturday at two p. m., The School aims to give its students ning and will talk to us about the under the direction of Coach Harvey college and its interests. The ban a basis of facts and principles which Cohn. the beginner who is looking forward to quet is called for 6 p. m. making it A complete program has been ar­ possible for alumni residing some dis­ executive work cannot readily obtain ranged and all the events of a regular in his early business experience. tance from Boston to arrive home at track meet will be run off. The meet a reasonable hour. Let’s make this is open to all students, with the ex­ The case method of the School pro­ one grand get-together night. Tick­ cept on of the quarter mile which will vides training in analyzing actual busi­ ets are $3.00 per plate and may be be limited to two men from each or­ ness problems. That’s the way to save real money in shoe obtained from any one of the follow­ ganization. Any athlete will be al­ buying. We sell shoes that will “hold up” in ing. The various courses are correlated in lowed to compete in two track events the following study groups: Account­ our prices. They’re the lowest good quality Applications for tickets must be in and one field event, or in two field by Friday, April 28th. ing, Banking, Business Statistics, For­ allows. events and one track event. The en­ eign Trade, Industrial Management, C. F. Matthes, ’19, tries will be open until 5 p. m. on 23 Eaton St., Winchester, Mass. Wednesday, with Coach Cohn at the Lumbering, Marketing, Transporta­ C. G. Paulson, ’15, Gym. tion. 11 Daniel St., Arlington, Mass. It is expected that this will be one Registration for 1922-23 is limited. Mrs. J. T. Croghan, ’11, of the biggest events of the season. For further information and formal 574 Chestnut St., Waban, Mass. The fraternities especially are show­ Dr. L. A. Pratt, ’09, application blanks, write to Colby’s Boot Shop ing much interest; and nearly all of 303 Washington St., Winchester, them have at least a dozen men in Dean W. B. Donham, University 22 Mass. training for the coming meet. There Harvard Graduate School of Business Administration Lower Square, Dover, N. H. will be much competition in the inter­ Cambridge, Massachusetts Below are items concerning mem­ class events, because no single class bers of the class of 1921 who have has the advantage of all the big ath­ returned their statistic cards since letes as has often been the case in January 11, 1922. A few other previous years. DURHAM COAL & GRAIN CO. POME OF CAREFULNESS members have also returned their I’ve seen folks care for babies The idea of this track and field COBB, BATES & YERXA COMPANY cards but these individuals were meet is twofold: first, it will give COAL, GRAIN and With soft and gentle touch; noted in issues previous to January. Wholesale and Retail Grocers I’ve seen men crating horses the men who are not out for the reg­ Howard T. Woodward, is a fores­ ular track team an opportunity to get With pains exceeding much. ter for Brown Company, Berlin, N. Bakers, Candy Makers, Coffee Roasters, Makers of Delicatessen Products TRUCKING And jewels of wond’rous value wholesome exercise; and secondly, it H. will enable the coach to pick addi­ and Tobacconists LESTER L. LANGLEY, N. H. C., ’15 Are guarded by alarm, Elinor F. Leahy is teaching lan­ tional material for his team. While a thousand-dollar motor guages in the Merrimac High School, Wholesale Warehouse and Main Retail Stores: 55 Summer Street, Is sheltered from all harm. Merrimac, Mass. Office: 222 Summer Street, Boston Boston; 87 Causeway Street, Bos- I’ve seen protection given REFUSE TO EAT BEANS ti/t » . • t, , , ton; 6-8 Faneuil Hall Square, Bos- WALK-OVER SHOES Delia F. Langley is Art Super­ Manufacturmg Department: ton> Alg0 at Malde^ Salem? To things of every type visor in the Peterboro High School, AND CHOOSE SALAD 226 Summer Street, Boston Taunton and Fall River WALK-OVER SHOE STORE But I’ve never seen anything like the Peterboro, N. H. Her address is: 14 way a young man will rub, polish, Granite St. FOR N. H. DAY DINNER MORE THAN FIFTY YEARS IN THE GROCERY BUSINESS H. E. HUGHES caress, shine against his nose, tend­ Esther H. Hunt returned her card erly put away in a box after using, Student Body Assembled In Convo­ 426 Central Ave., Dover, N. H. March 15, and at that time stated and otherwise care for that she was teaching in Kennydale, cation Votes Down Famous New A Dunhill pipe. Washington. England Menu— Co-eds Are The Best Place to Buy Carl Lundholm is employed as ath­ Accused of Stacking the Cards 1 DUE TO SHAKESPEARE letic director in the Spaulding School, VICTOR RECORDS Freshman Year—A comedy of Er­ Barre, Vt. His present address is New Hampshire college students New American Hotel All the Latest Releases rors. 65 Franklin St., Barre, Vt. turned down completely the “ dish” Sophomore Year— Much Ado About Norman R. Golding is employed as that has made New England famous, KELLEY’S Nothing. I DOVER, NEW HAMPSHIRE pasturizer and bottler, by the Perk- and voted for chicken salad as the 19 Third St., Dover, N. H. Junior Year— As You Like It. ham & Davis Company, Fall River, noon-time menu for New Hampshire Telephone, 321J Senior Year— All’s Well that Ends Mass. Day on May 3. This selection was Well. Rita B. Fluet is teaching in the made at Convocation last Wednes­ TRY OUR SPECIAL Keene Normal School, Keene, N. H. day, at which time Professor George Prof. Smith: “Every day we Mail sent in care of this institution A. Perley presented the three differ­ breathe oxygen. What do we create SUNDAY DINNER will reach her. ent “ regulars” that could be chosen. at night?” Mary M. Hennessey is living at New Englanders are famous from Edith: “Nitrogen.” LEIGHTON’S CAFE home at 59 Main St., Dover, N. H. oast to coast as lovers of beans reg­ She is now a teacher of French, Eng­ ularly on Saturday nights. It is sup­ lish and Zoology in the Dover High posed that they live on beans; and School. THE yet the N. H. C. student body, ninety- NOTICE Rachel R. Bugbee is a teacher of line per cent. New England bred, HORTON'S STUDIO domestic arts in the Richards’ High flatly turned a deaf ear on this, the All men and women students School, Newport, N. H. Her mail First Class Photography Work noted food. who are interested in any of the should be sent to Box 753, Newport, Guaranteed. Discount to Students. When Convocation had been turned Christian Professions are in­ N. H. over to Professor Perley and he had 360 Central Ave., Dover, N. H. James F. Steele is connected with vited to be present at a meeting called the student body’s attention on April 23, 2.00 P. M., at the the Nashua Manufacturing Com­ DON’T FAIL TO PATRONIZE THE pany, Nashua, N. H. co the three foods, it looked like a sure Association Office. .valkaway for beans. Who wouldn’t Ideal Bowling Alleys and Barber Louise Burdett is living at home, ast his vote for beans and frank- Shop of 67 Orchard St., Leominster, Mass. John G. True is engaged in the in­ the fair co-eds won the day, by polling T. W. SHOONMAKER SOCRATES surance business being employed by the greatest number of votes for Fred C. Church,. 53 Central St., hicken salad and scalloped potatoes. DUTCH CUTS A SPECIALTY THE CUSTOM TAILOR The third possible and least popular FIRST CLASS WORK Lowell, Mass. Suits and Overcoats Made to Order B. Ruth Ladd is at home in Ep- dish suggested was boiled ham; but Also Cleaning, Pressing, Repairing ping, N. H. only one loyal ham eater arose to up­ iVork Satisfactory Service Prompt and Dyeing for Ladies and Gents Morelle M. Connell is teaching hold the colors of the boiled ham | OUR BANQUET ROOM school in Saugus, Mass. Her address brigade. Many of the men are of the TASKER & CHESLEY is 25 Pleasant St. forters as a workingman’s meal? Yet, Walter W. Wiggin, who is an in­ opinion that it is a good thing Pro­ I W e Make a Specialty of Banquets for Tel. 307-M FUNERAL DIRECTORS structor in horticulture in the Uni­ fessor Perley did not have a menu of | Fraternities Auto Service versity of Maine, is living at 46 Col­ chocolates, because we would in all lege Ave., Orono, Me. probability be eating some choice T. R. DIAB, Prop. Gk L. MITCHELL, Mgr. Waldron St., Cor. Central Avenue j Dover, New Hampshire The following members of the class brand of candy as our meal on that have not sent any reply to any one day. * of four questionnaires sent out to them: More than 14,000 graduates and C. WRIGHT, TAILOR Mrs. Florence Hatch Nightingale. former students of Oxford Univer­ Michael S. Thomas. sity, England, are world war veter­ Whitney Baby Carriages Hugh T. Clarke. ans. Cleaning, Pressing and Repairing Solon D. Conner. Robert W. Hartwell. Weekly meetings to study the Distinct in Design—Clever Workmanship—Variety—Quality Lillian G. County. problems of alcoholism are held at Our New Prices Will Interest You. Our New Designs Will Arthur Hauler. Queens University, Belfast, Ireland. Justify Your Attention. TAILOR MADE CLOTHES Earl E. Lorden. Similar groups meet at the Univer­ sity of Basel, Switzerland, the Uni­ HABERDASHERY, SWEATERS AND B. V. D. Mrs. Helena Kelleher Ayotte. Dorothy Wentworth. versity of Brussels, Belgium, the E. Morrill Furniture Co. It is true that we know of the ap­ University of Tubingen, Germany, PETTEE BLOCK proximate location of several of the and at universities in several other DOVER, NEW HAMPSHIRE above, yet our association records for European countries. the class of 1921 cannot be complete Get Your PADLOCK’S, STATIONERY, WASTEBASKETS, AND until these individuals have returned Daily wireless service is given by TOILET ARTICLES their statistics cards. the department of physics of the University of Wisconsin for the ben­ ANNOUNCEMENT efit of farmers and amateur radio AT EDGERLY’S operators. It includes market re­ He Reached the Top Ralph Brackett, ’18, was in Dur­ ports, weather forecasts, special lec­ Telephone, 37-2 Ballard Street ham Friday night and reports to us tures, musical concerts, and reports IHE Vice-President of a great life insurance that he has a secret to be published in of athletic events. company who began his career as an agent a subsequent issue. has this to say to seniors who are about to STRAFFORD SAVINGS BANK Two literary societies, organized Tgraduate from college: Professor’s wife: “I suppose you in 1835 at Wake Forest College, ASSETS $8,509,840 “ If you love work and desire to pursue an honorable, have forgotten that this is the anni­ North Carolina, are yet active. useful and lucrative mission in life this is the business They have a joint sinking fund and Deposits Placed on Interest Monthly versary of your wedding day?” for you to take up. Life insurance salesmanship offers Absent minded Husband (abstract­ are considering the erection of a a fine field for the energies of the splendid young men ------At 4 per cent. Per Annum------ing himself from the comic sections) literary society building. in our colleges. “ Eh! What? Dear me! Is it really? “ That this is true is demonstrated by those college men DOVER, NEW HAMPSHIRE And when is yours, my dear?” University students of Austria who have taken up life insurance for they have shown and Germany have developed a that the college man is fit for this kind of a job and Young German movement (Deuts- that the job also is fit for the college man. CAPITAL $100,000 SURPLUS $300,000 “ My life,” said the alarm clock, “ is chen Jugendmeinschaften) which “ The work of the life insurance salesman is distinguished practically one rousing time after an­ seems to be a general revolt against by independence and opportunity for directing his own. other.” It gives all possible opportunity for individual initiative ancient authorities, traditions and and a chance to make an ample income at an age when STRAFFORD NATIONAL BANK customs. Among the ideas and most fellows are struggling on a wage pittance.” DOVER, N. H. habits attacked are militarism, mon­ archy, class distinctions and alcohol­ That is the story of one who began at the bottom and Safe Deposit Boxes for Rent. American Bankers’ Association Travelers N. H. DAY 1 ism. The movement is idealistic, reached the top without the Kelp of a college educa­ Checks for Sale 1 patriotic for the development of a tion. The advantages are with you who graduate I Tickets for the New Hamp- better self and the aid of the nation from college. Before deciding your career make in­ shire Day entertainment and ^ in the day of trial. It takes differ­ quiries of the “Agency Department.” ent forms in different localities, but COLLEGE PHARMACY noon-day meal will go on sale ¥ & sometime this week at fifty ^ the general spirit seems the same. cents. The committee in charge From university professor to na­ of tickets consists of Lieut. A. ^ tional president is a popular sport HEADQUARTERS FOR E. McKenney, and F. K. John- these days since our ex-president set In s u r a n c e C o m p a n y son, ’22. The last opportunity the example. Of the three republics w / o f B o s t o n . 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