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1894 • THE NEWSPAPER OF ROLLINS COLLEGE • 1995 Volume 101; Issue link College - Winter IbrL Florida '£> tare ii 9, 1995 Rollins Wishes Muslims Celebrate Statue Farewell Throughout the World Christopher Smith Sandspur Editor Samina Sohaii In a ceremony on Tuesday his real parents, and besides, Sandspur Contributor sunset for 29 or 30 consecutive straining from physical de afternoon, the Okinawan statue we've got a little one to take his An estimated 1.2 billion days. During the day-long fast, sires, Muslims must control of Ninomiya Kinjiro was given place (pointing to the gift from Muslims worldwide completed Muslims abstain from food, drink, their anger, jealousy, arro a Rollins farewell before it was Dr. Danowitz)." the month long fast of Ramadan and sensual pleasures such as sex gance, and animosity to sent back to its home nation. The ceremony closed with a on or near March 2, as depen and smoking. wards others. Through "We are here to say sayonara to group picture of students, fac dent on the sighting ofthe new There are several advantages physical deprivation and Ninomiya," said President ulty, and administrators and moon, and celebrated with a associated with fasting 'at both steadfast worship of God, Bornstein, opening the ceremo Ninomiya Kinjiro. The Japa three day holiday. Ramadan'is the individual and social level Sv Muslim* strive for patience, nies. nese government has promised the Islamic holy month when Muslims believe that this month humility, humanity, and ac The statue became the center to give Rollins a replica of the ail Muslims, except the young provides for a time of self-purifi ceptance of God's mercy and of an international controversy original statue to fill the empty and old, the sick, travelers and cation and renewed focus on spiri blessings. As each Muslim when a cultural society re nook in the Warren Administra pregnant or nursing women, tuality through rigid sel f-restralnt aspires for these ideals, he or she hopes to carry them for quested that the statue be re tion Building. partake in a fast from dawn to and discipline. In addition to re- ward throughout the year in turned. Rollins requested the all aspects of his or her life. advice ofthe U.S. State Depart The social benefits of ment and the special council of Ramadan include a mini a Rollins alumni working in a Rollins Model UN Gears Up mum obligatory charity at top position in the American Kathleen O'Callaghan Hyatt Downtown and will fre ternational Relations Through the end of the month for the embassy in Japan. After initial Sandspur quent the United Nations build the United Nations" was devel poor and those in need. Since reluctance because ofthe wishes The Rollins College Model ing during meetings with such oped in order to give students a the Muslim actually feels the ofthe original donor, the board United Nations Club is in full distinguished people as the am better idea of what the M.U.N. pangs of hunger during the of trustees decided to give the swing, The future delegates are bassadors from the countries is all about. "It offered a struc fast, he has a greater under statue back to Okinawa. busy preparing for the upcom they are representing. These tured, in-depth understanding of standing of the daily suffer One of the high points of ing national competition to be discussions will enable the stu the U.N. and established a core ings of the less fortunate. dents to better understand the group to make the transition to Tuesday's ceremony was the held April 10 - 15th in New Fasting during the month issues facing their nation. the actual club," stated Dr. speech of Professor Emeritus of York City. This is an opportu of Ramadan is one the five White-Mills, "It offers an excit Foreign Languages Dr. Edward nity for students from different Kai Eichberg agrees, "Par essential duties in Islam. The ing, educational opportunity to Danowitz. During his address, colleges and universities all over ticipating in committee during others are declaration of engage in international politics." he presented-the college with a the U.S. and various foreign the 1995 National Model United faith, daily prayers, charity, statue that he purchased during countries to come together and Nations Competition is a very The club has had a large turn and pilgrimage to Mecca, his participation in the Pacific simulate an actual United Na unique experience. I'm looking out. Not only students from the The lunar month Ramadan campaigns (after clearly stating tions Conference. forward to it." J-term course, but many from | begins about 11 days earlier thathehad purchased the statue). Each college is assigned one The group is lead by Dr. Joan different fields have joined. Stu each year, and in one life Danowitz shared his experi or more countries which they Davison, Dr. Kim White-Mills, dents with all different interests time, it occurs during both ences as a young American sol must represent at the confer and Holt School graduate stu are welcome and encouraged to the short days of winter, and dier in World War Two. ence. Each participant re dent Jeff Williams. join. Students may stop by the Dr. Thomas Lairson of the searches the policies ofthe given Because of a lack of interest Communications or Politics of Confined on Page 6 politics department shared his country and assumes the iden in previous years, a Winter Term fices to find out more informa tion. view of the larger picture of tity of that country. This year course entitled, "Exploring In- World War Two, and some in Rollins is representing the Car terpretations of the Japanese ibbean Island nations of Antigua perspective of the factors lead and Grenada. These delegates ing to war. Dr. Robert Moore, sit on committees such as the Anthropology Professor, took a General Assembly Plenary, the linguistic approach to the Nuclear Non-proliferation American misconceptions about Treaty Review and Extension Japanese and Okinawan culture. Conference, Organization of A view of the Japanese philo American States, and many oth sophical tradition was given by ers. For each committee a coun Dr. Arnold Wettstein, Profes try sits on, a position paper re sor of Religion. Dr. Blumenthal vealing the country's policy on , Director of the Cornell Fine certain issues is written. Arts Museum, spoke of the di- During the week-long event, lemma of war booty and how it delegates prepare resolutions is being treated in modern times, which express the country's Mike Porco gave the student opinion on an issue or makes a perspective on the return of the recommendation that certain statue, bringing levity to the actions be undertaken by the event and relating the statues United Nations or other agen message to his experiences in cies. These resolutions are de A Gift to Rollins service learning at Rollins. bated, amendments added, and In 1947 Rollins cJumni CHnton Nicols gave hh prized souvenir from "We may have adopted then are voted on as to whether World War H to Ns olrno meter. In 1995, in the spirit of reconciliation and Ninomiya for a time," stated they pass or fail. memory of the 50th anniversary of ihe end of Vne war, Rollins wii give \i back. Porco. "But now we've found The delegates will stay at the TlT^andspur^olume 101 k page 2 CIM>

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Because of Free and Open to the Public no containment" if Croatian President those staggering liabilities JNG paid Franjo Tudjman has the peace keepers just one pound for Barings. That's the ejected at the end of the month. Oaes equivalent of a $1.65. The Bank of is scheduled to meet with President England backed the deal as being in Clinton tomorrow. Today, he talked the best interest of depositors who with Secretary of State Warren Chris would get all their money back. De topher and Defense Secretary William spite its spectacular collapse, Barings Perry. Claes' Washington visit will remains a valuable company with focus on plans to expand NATO, and many assets and the potential for CHORAL SINGERS the conflict in the Balkans. making vast sums of money. 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But he Js FRIDAY, MARCH 17 - MEN 10:00 AM ELIGIBLE MALE VOCALISTS Candace and Newt Gingrich had a one of the most popular attractions 11:00 AM OPEN CALL MALE VOCALISTS friendly chat after she spent the day on the home ice Pettitt drives the SATURDAY, MARCH 18 - WOMEN lobbying with other activists for the Zamboni machine — the device that 10:00 AM ELIGIBLE FEMALE VOCALISTS nation's largest gay and lesbian politi smoothes and renews the ice be 11:00 AM OPEN CALL FEMALE VOCALISTS cal group. The activists were drawing- tween playing periods. By day, Pettitt RESORT ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTION BUILDING attention to concerns about job dis is a sheriff s deputy but by night he's 1503 LTVE OAK LANE LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL* crimination and threatened cuts in the Zamboni man. Pettitt says he's If you do not have an eligibility card from Actors' Equity Association, attend the open call. AIDS funding. The Harrisburg, Penn been a rink rat since he was a young VOCALISTS OF ALL ETMNIC ORIGINS ARE ENCOURAGED TO ATTEND. sylvania, woman had been visiting ster in Canada. To him, driving the Pennsylvania lawmakers but spent ^DIRECTIONS: 1-4 East or West to Lake Buena Vista Exit (#27) - State Road Zambon t machine is the perfect side 535 North - 535 North to Hotel Plaza Blvd. - turn left -Hotel Plaza Blvd. to some time with the speaker after line fbr a hockey fan. He's also get Buena Vista Drive - Uirn. right - Buena Vista Drive to Live Oak Lane - turn left ward. She says that her brother is not ting fans of his own. Some say - through next intersection (Vista Dr.) - building is on left - use rear entrance. anti-gay but is "fust maybe unin watching the Zamboni machine is formed." He says that AIDS research REQUIREMENTS: All applicants must be at least age 18^ Bring non-return the only reason some folks come to able current photo and resume. 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Last year, he sold $100,000 worth of week to attack congressional Repub All full-time entertainers employed by Walt Disney World Co. are covered under the terms and conditions ofa collective bargaining agreement with Actors' Equity Association. products derived from the marijuana licans. He used it again Monday in a The Walt Disney Company is committed to achieving a succcssftllh diverse work force. plant. But Friedman doesn' t have to speech to the midwinter conference ©The Walt Disney Company worry about the law. His pot's not for of the Veterans of Foreign Wars. smoking — it's for wearing. He sells Clinton told the veterans, "Your legacy \^(&to($$3t*ef World Co. clothing and other products made is being threatened —- a half century from the linen-like hemp fiber. It's all of American leadership that you An Equal Opportunity Employer perfectly iegal— so women don't have worked for and that you fought for." to worry about skirting the law. 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The protest California Grill is a brand new concept featuring a stage kitchen tronomers can team more about the ers chanted "no more cuts," as well market inspired cooking with an international flavor, and a terrific life cycle of stars. Meanwhile* ground as spelling out the name of their selection of California wines. And it's a great chance for you to controllers are swamped with Infor group. They came from ACORN, serve customers in a whole new way. mation requests pouring into the new which stands for the Association of We have plenty of evening shift openings for Bartenders, Internet program called "Welcome to Community Organizations for Reform Servers, and Seating Host/Hostesses. You don't even need Astro-Two." So far, NASA has gotten Now. The group opposes plans to experience. If you're an enthusiastic team player with a real flair more than 500,000 queries from gtve the school lunch program to the for customer service, you can start showing it off right away. around the world. states and other changes. At a news To apply, visit the Employment and Casting Center Monday-Friday^ conference later, Gingrich said the from 8:30am to 4pm, or Saturday from 9am to noon. Take 1-4 to tne BANK FOR A BUCK - (London) — protesters idea of a dialog was to Disney Village Exit (26B) and follow the signs. t: "chant with bullhorns." Gingrich calls © Tltt- Walt Disney " London Britain's oldest investment bank is now officially a Dutch concern. that "shoddy treatment of others. A British court today approved the ^$(feWîsMf World Co.

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10 11 12 9 13 • 14 15 42 Delicate 17 Fasten 16 17 118 43 Chemical endings 18 Vegas game 44 Sea eagle 19 • 20 • 21 22 Single parts 45 Singer Frankie 23 Jacob's wife & others • 22 23 48 Dry 24 Latvians • 49 Sheep talk 24 25 26 • 28 29 30 25 Additional • 52 Source of Wilde line: "The 31 26 So. Amer. birds Gaol" 27 Word with bag 36 34 35 55 Being:Spanish 28 Donated 56 Sign up 37 29 Turn away 57 Musical tone 30 Sloppy 40 •41 •42 58 Mr. Penn 32 Small biting flies 59 Lifeless 33 Football's Mr. Greer 60 Pub offerings 35 Planned 45 46 47 50 61 DOWN 36 Angola's Capital 52 53 54 1 Holyfield specialty 41 Crowjword puzzle ox 2 Concept 55 42 More uninteresting 3 Presides 43 Ms. Burstyn 58 4 Sault Marie 44 Blundered J 5 Cinders 1 45 Mr. Vigoda & others 23 Four_ highway ACROSS 6 Gin & tonic adornment 46 Wind pointer 24 Ms. Doone & others 1 Smooch 7 Ms. Lupino 47 Claudia Johnson 27 Art 5 Landed 8 Octopus arm 48 Later in Boston 28 Leg:Slang 9 Worms, eg 9 Salt water 49 H. S. Subject 31 Moral principle 13 Mine opening 10 Troubles 50 Feed the kitty 32 Hockey score 14 Actor's whisper 11 Small island 51 Grows up 33 Cleave 15 Get up 12 Ms. Trueheart 53 Unique 34 Wilde line conclude±4 16 Beginning of Wilde 14 Land measurements 54 Biol, fingerprint line:4 wds wds. 19 Latin American org. 37 PM social events 20 Eucalyptus, eg 38 Carps at 39 Pushers need © 1992 All rights reserved GFR Associates 21 Follows past & P.O. Box 461, Schenectady, NY 12301 40 A.A.R.R members present 41 DA's qualification 22 No. American Indians The Sandspur Volume 101 fc^. page 6 +++Theatre++ Musical Play Strides onto the Ice House Theatre —— by Mark Singer Sandspur Contributor The great Russian author, Leo Tolstoy, was passionate about horses. His story of life as viewed through the eyes of "Strider," a piebald horse, has been brilliantly and magically adapted for the theatre using mime, music and dance in a most unusual stage spectacle. Artistic Director Terrence Shank, whose staging of this show with the National Theatre of South Africa won 'Best Production of the Year' there, is very excited to be spearheading this new production as part of the main season at the Ice House. "Throughout my career around the world, I've collected a number of little known, yet wonderfully special shows. Overseas they used to say I had a "magic trunk" from which I would, on occasion, draw out something very unique and present it onstage. "Strider" is one of these." The 'story-theatre' form ofthe musical play makes "Strider" seem both equine and thoroughly human. Despite his maverick coat markings, for which he is ostracized, 'Strider' is a thoroughbred and a champion. The story of his life as he relates it to the other horse in the stable, is one of unexpected triumph and unbridled despair, paralleling the life of his master, a dissolute prince. "Strider" is also an allegory about the indomitability of the pure in spirit and, while a valid commentary on the injustices of the world, is finally inspirational. "Strider" will open Friday, March 10 with performances continuing March 11,12,16,17,18,19,24,25,26,31 and April 1 and 2. Curtain times are 7:30 p.m. on Thursday, March 16, 8:00 p.m for all Friday and Saturday performances, and 2:00 p.m. on Sundays. Ticket prices are $12.00 for adults, $7.00 for students 21.

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and the long, hot days of summer when fasting is more difficult. In this way, the difficulty of the fast is evenly distributed between Muslims living in the northern and southern hemispheres. Traditions associated with the month include family and social gatherings to break the fast at sunset; offering of special nightly prayers; recitation of the holy book, the Quran; and increased worship and awareness of God throughout the days and nights. At the end of the month, Muslim communities gather in a communal prayer and cel ebrate "Eid ul-Fitr." This holiday, which occurred March 2nd or 3rd this year, is as important to a Muslim as Christmas and Yom Kippur are to Christians and v ^^,^S^*****^ Jews. acts Within the past year, the Muslim students at Rollins •s ct**^ College formed the Muslim Student's Association (MSA). This organization, which invites members of all faiths and backgrounds to join, strives to increase awareness and tolerance throughout the campus. In its first year, the MSA has been successful in initiating an Arabic course taught through Holt school, hosting cultural dinners, and promoting an Islamic awareness wreck. Recently, the MSA has been collecting text books (new or used) to donate to less fortunate univer sity students in other countries. Faculty members from several departments have responded tremendously to this project, and their help has been greatly appreci ated. Any further contributions from students or fac ulty would also be appreciated. If anyone is interested in joining the MSA or participating in its projects, they or fast relief from the nagging ache of taxes, we As the nation's largest retirement system, we otter can contact the MSA president, Sarah Ali (box 926). F recommend TIAA-CREF SRAs. SRAs are tax- a wide range of allocation choices —from TIAA's In addition, if anyone would like to contribute books deferred annuities designed to help build additional traditional annuity, with its guarantees of principal they can contact Sarah or the MSA adviser, Dr. Gre assets — money that can help make the difference and interest, to the seven diversified investment gory (X2430). between living and living well after your working years accounts of CREF's variable annuity. What's more, are over. our expenses are very low,* which means more of Contributions to your SRAs are deducted from your money goes toward improving your future f your salary on a pre-tax basis. That lowers your financial health. The Sandspur is looking current taxable income, so you start saving on taxes To find out more, call our planning specialists at right away. What's more, any earnings on your SRAs 1 800 842-2888. We'll send you a complete SRA for Writers. If you Write are also tax-deferred until you receive them as income. information kit, plus a free slide-calculator that shows That can make a big difference in how painful your tax- you how much SRAs can lower your taxes. or know someone who bill is every year. Call today — it couldn't hurt. does, tett them to come on up to the PBU Ensuring the future Workroom on the third for those who shape it. floor of the Mitts buitdinq .'p.1 j *. Lipper-DUrctfiry Analytical Data, 199-1 (Quarterly). CREF ,nU«00 H4, £V t7 rvlt ,nSt"U,i0n" '^ F°r m°re C°mPle- i«fe"«ri"«. including chafes ,. d above the SGA office. ens,, caH 1 800-^2-2,33. ext. ,.,09 lor , CRbr prospectus. Read ihe prospectus carefully before you invest or send monev / N. 1995 page 7

"Young & the Restless," Michael says Matmor. "Jackson is interested in Jackson's "Thriller"). the paranormal and, to him, everything Actor Ted Levine came to The Man has an esoteric meaning." Consumed by gier when Associate Producer Rita his occult book collection, Jackson "has Bartlett spotted him in Nowhere to Run. been dying to come across the'real thing.' Levine sees his character, Officer When he's confronted by the demonic Hunton, as a classic anti-hero. "He's a behavior of the Mangier, he thinks it's jaded cop who has seen too much and is the perfect opportunity to test his theo really worn out by his previous beat in ries on the occult that have been an obses Chicago. He wants to do police work sion for so long." Like Matmor, Demetre but, at this point, his life is so messed up Phillips was drawn to the unique charac he's just biding his time until he can ters in The Mangier. "It's like an episode collect his pension. What we have at of "Twilight Zone," says Phillips, whose tempted to do with Hunton' s character is character has been the foreman at the to use him as a device to draw the audi Blue Ribbon Laundry for 25 years. ence in. Not only is he a skeptic, but he's "Tobe Hooper has an off-beat ability also a low-key observer of these events to know what scares an audience to death," of horror, so the audience can, through says producer Anant Singh. "He has a his eyes, see what goes on." wonderful sense of the macabre, and an Hunton's sidekick and crazy brother- incredible talent for translating fear to in-law in The Mangier is Jackson, played the screen." -frlS"ft-Moviesl&"fti& by Daniel Matmor. "My character is a bungler, who gets it right in the end," Audiences get caught up in The Mangier by Colin Porter Sandspur Contributor Rykers Valley is about to air out its dirty laundry. At the center of the town's Blue Ribbon Laundry sits a monstrous piece of equipment — the Hadley Watson Model-6 Steam lroner & Folder known in the trade as The Mangier. The five ton, forty-foot machine is a heaving, clanking, antiquated metal beast with a mind of its own. This sleepy little hamlet is about to be exposed to an industrial nightmare — a nightmare that leads its residents into a spine-chilling world of deadly secrets Mrs. Frawiey becomes the latest victim of the Mangier, and the occult. Adapted from a short story by Stephen King, The Mangier teams Robert Englund (A Nightmare on Elm Street) with Tobe Hooper (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre), who directs from a screenplay he co-wrote with Stephen Brooks, and Peter Welbeck. This triumvirate of cinema terror was brought together by pro ducer Anant Singh. Harry Alan Towers served as executive Spring Break producer. The Mangier was put in motion when Singh met Towers, who from only had recently produced Tobe Hooper's Eugenie'sNightmare. They discussed a project together and, within a few months, Singh had locked in Englund and Hooper to make what he considers his "most commercially driven project to date" — The Mangier. Singh, who produced the critically acclaimed films Sarafina! and Place of Weeping, says there is an enormous audience for horror pictures. "Poltergeist grossed more than $100 million dollars, and A Nightmare on Elm Street spawned more sequels than any other film," he notes. Join America's largest Spring Break Because the ominous Mangier machine is the centerpiece ofthe film, the set design was constructed to compliment the menacing company in the BAHAMAS or CANCUNf look of the machine, designed by director Tobe Hooper's son, Tony Hooper. "I knew exactly what the vibe was: gothic, terrify •Direct round trip flights from with ing, horrific," says art director David Barkham. 7 nights hotel accommodations! Tony Hooper's inspiration for the design of the Mangier ma chine came from Stephen King's original story. The young Hooper, •Guaranteed 1st Choice Hotel! who is "really into mechanical anatomy," designed an awesome monster. It took three months for the construction team to translate Hooper's drawings into a fully functional 5-ton machine, capable •Call and ask about our finalized of surviving a series of complex stunts. 1995 party schedules!! While the body of the Mangier was under construction, three special effects wizards — Scott Wheeler (Beetlejuice, Super Mario Bros.), Todd Masters (Predator, Look Who's Talking) and For Reservations and Information, call the BREAK-LINE! Scott Coulter (Pet Semetary 2) — were busy creating and constructing the volume of prosthetics needed to feed the Mangier 1-800-95-BREAK throughout the shoot. Special effects specialist Todd Masters says, "We are allowing f ourselves to be hyper-realistic and hyper-detailed to create effects that blend into the story. The greatest challenge on a horror film of this caliber is to take the audience on a ride without it being aware STUDENT TRAV E L Pavments are made directly to our escrow account. All flights to Cancan and Nassau are Public Charter* The charter operator is Take A bre«*. ofthe techniques involved." Student Travel The direct air carrier for these flights U Viscount Air. An Operator's Option Plan Contract is required. Prices do not indi.de Gartley's grotesque appearance was designed by David Miller departure tajtes and $6 document delivery fee. 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Saturday the 11th, E3u5h and The Toadlee at the Edge. Tsunami, Danielle Howe, Fitz of Depression and Speedbuggy at the Go Lounge (21 & up).

Monday, the 13th, Shyster, Hatebombs, and Cell <3<3 at the Downtown Jazz and E3!ues Club. Tuesday the 14th, Hole at the Edge. Student Travels Friday, the 17th, Nightside Assembly, The Basements, and Lunar Picnic at Johnny's Rockin helps traveling Bistro.

Saturday the 1t3th Samiam and the Groope at the students Edge. by George Milo Sandspur The spring issue of Student Travels contains all the information needed to plan Monday the 20th, spoken word with Lydia Lunch an international trip, including details on student airfares and the International and Excene Cervenka. Student Identity Card. The free magazine-the only U.S. magazine focusing on the travel experiences of college students—has a complete travel planner section as- well as feature stories on studenfs traveling, working, volunteering, and studying The Ramonee concert for the 15th has been moved abroad. to April 21st, and both the Forum editor and Style Student Travels, published by the nonprofit Council on International Educa tional Exchange (CIEE), recognized worldwide as a leader in student travel, editor will be there. includes:

The Travel Planner The 14-page travel planner section has the practical infor mation students need. Included is advice on getting pass ports and visas, packing, budgeting, maximizing salary, staying healthy, and even phoning home. There's also information on rail passes, tours designed for young people, and special airfares for students on major interna tional airlines.

Features on Students Traveling Abroad Our long, Articles in the spring issue include snowboarding in South national nightmare is over. America, getting a summer job in Europe, the changing nightlife scene in Cape Town, vacationing as a volunteer Duckman returns, in France, and the pleasures and pitfalls of traveling on the with all-new episodes. European rail system. Application for the International Student Identity Card This standard document of student travel is issued in 82 countries and recognized worldwide as proof of student status. Card benefits include low student airfares, reduced admission at many museums and, cultural sites, savings on international calling, as well as discounts on accom modations, car rentals, and financial services. Cardholders also receive basic sickness and accident insurance cover age when traveling outside the U.S. and have access to a 24-hour toll-free hotline providing emergency medical, financial, and legal assistance.

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fHE SANDSPUR Volume 101, Issue #19 March 9,1995 COMING TO TERMS: Take Heart Christopher M. Smith By Alan Nordstrom Editor-in-Chief Sandspur Staff me too blatantly how some students live brave important challenges is what we abusively. I wish them well. I hope they teachers ought to do. As a professor, I don't see the seamy cause little damage before waking up to That means we must not discourage underside of campus life, and maybe Matt Schmidt better ways to live. I hope they don't them. We must not intimidate our stu that's best. It might discourage my Style Editor poison the opportunities others have here dents. We must not crush their spirits teacherly aspirations if I knew too viv to be true students and civil people. and their motivations. We must hearten idly the sordid truth about the abuses Melissa Person Meanwhile, I mean to carry on with my them, lift them, lead them to selfrconfi- abounding in college. Rumors about Forum Editor main business of encouraging my stu dence and to accomplishments that for increasing drug abuse, alcohol abuse, dents to live better. tify their growing prowess. We must sex abuse, food abuse, roommate abuse, Courage is, of course, what it's all challenge them in ways that build them, Laura Gazzoli law abuse, brain abuse, and life abuse about. We all need encouragement, not not defeat them, for we want to make Layout Editor are dismaying enough, without encoun discouragement. Courage, as Maya them powerful, capable, self-motivat tering the stark realities. Angelou has said, is the primary virtue, ing, self-directing, and good. These are Zaiba Malik Better to observe the shining morn without which no other virtues can be the components of courage. Photography Editor ing faces of my students in my class developed. I believe that, Courage is Unfortunately, though, it's on the room. Better to assume they're all in what we're after-stout-heartedness, self- seamy side of campus where courage is Adam Loewy dustrious scholars steeped in their stud confidence, valorous resourcefulness, most lacking, where fear and helpless ies, ardent to discourse upon them, and Advertising Manager the stuff of knighthood, doughty pluck, ness abide. Why else all that abuse of delighted with the luxurious leisure of resolve, conviction, bravery, fortitude. selves and others, but for fear and lack of college that lets them ripen to wisdom. Courage is the master virtue. courage? Those are the aimless ones, the Jessica Smith That way, working from those tenuous So teachers must encourage. We must depressed ones, the confused ones. Like Copy Editor assumptions, I can perhaps induce a instill the elements of courage in our everyone else, they too seek courage; few to live my myth right into reality. students in the contexts of our various yet in their despair they look for it in Darren Lai We do, after all, live out our myths. disciplines. We must enable, empower, booze, in cocaine, in possessions, in Computer Services What we believe is what we tend to see. and embolden our students, whether as status, in domination - all the wrong What we assume is what will come to writers, speakers, reasoners, analysts, places. So they remain afraid, intimi be. Or so some say and I, in part, believe synthesists, creators, or performers of dated, desperate, without courage. it. all kinds. Investing them with the means We teachers must encourage. That's So don't discourage me by showing and inspiring them with the spirit to our job. Staff Break the Bad Driving Habit Peter Behringer Vanessa DiSimone By Katri Hakola 2) Type of braking system (ABS, disc, Sandspur Contributor Florida travel. Randy Gilmore The single most important thing a drum, etc), 3) How to properly apply Kim Hanisak One thing in life is certain (besides driver of any age must know is not found that system, 4) Proper use of all lights Shawn Hastings death and taxes, of course)- we all have in your driver' s handbook. It is the capa and blinkers, 5) If you can't see the tires Geoff Hoofnagle to deal with Bad Driver Syndrome, but bilities and limitations of your vehicle. of the car stopped in front of you, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE!! 6) All buttons/ Brook Loope none of us drive badly. Ever notice this? If you drive a Corvette, great, but you knobs on the dash by touch, 7) Tire Alan Nordstrom BDS may take many forms, from the still shouldn't be parallel parking at 75mph! If you drive a Geo Metro (I'm patches and why this is the single most Brandon Powell mildly irritating (driving 40 miles in the passing lane with one's blinker on) to sorry!), please understand that this car important fact in control. Shellie Queeley the extraordinarily dangerous (driving was developed for intracity commuting, Before I end what I hope is more ofa Cameron Smith at night with no lights on because "that's not as an 1-4 rocket. It has no horse reminder than the lecturing of a teed-off Courtney Thompson why we have street lights"). Lately, power, no torque, and no ability to outrace driver, please do one thing for your however, I have begun to notice a pre virtually any other vehicle for an onramp fellow drivers, that coincidentally may ponderance of the stupid. merge. Cutting someone off can be reduce your own stress level - stop cre ating a median for the purpose of turn Driving an expensive sports car ap deadly - for YOU! The editorial board of The Sandspur ing left into traffic. It is much safer to parently makes many drivers feel they I'm not picking on Corvettes and Geos extends an invitation to our readers to make a right, blend into traffic, and submit letters and articles to The Sands can do anything they want around my here; these examples can be applied to make an appropriate U-turn or three pur. car because A) I am obviously insured, virtually any vehicle on the road to some point turn. It isn't only safer, you will In order for a letter to be considered for B) I am female and therefore don't degree. If you're procrastinating instead publication, it must include the name and find that it actually takes less time than know how to drive, or C) I exist. The of doing your economics homework, sit Phone number of the author. sitting and waiting for a minute gap in All letters and articles which are sub intensifying case of apoplexy I suffer down with your owner's manual and get traffic to open so you can move twenty mitted must bear the handwritten signa every day driving between Rollins and to know your car. Any good car maga feet and terrify the old people who are ge of the author. Windermere inspires me to encourage zine (particularly Car and Driver) lists All letters must be typed—heavy, dark convinced you are trying to kill them. others to take action. I also thought this road test results for the majority of pas Print is preferred. Letters and articles Remember, the other drivers don't which are submitted must be factual and is a good time to remind fellow students senger cars and light trucks available - accurate. Word-limit for letters to the that we all need a little reminder every get to know yours! know their cars as well as you know Editors is 350. now and then to "think before you Torque is an important determinant in yours, and since Florida is a no-fault The editors reserve the right to correct your vehicle's acceleration capacity. If state, it's up to you to prevent an acci filing, punctuation and grammar as drive!" 1,1 you have loads of low-end torque (sports dent. Unfair, but reality. With the job as any language which might be I think nearly everyone on this cam tensive to a segment of our reading cars, Japanese luxury models), you have market the way it is, few of us can afford audience. Under no circumstances will pus is fed up with the AARP convention good entrance ramp acceleration and to go out and buy a new car for every [he form or content of the author's ideas that is congregating on our roads every should have no trouble in the traffic light fender bender. Your freedom of move °e altered. day. USAA has said repeatedly that drag circuit. If you have a DOHC engine ment may depend on your ability to Submit articles to The Sandspur at teenagers and drivers over 55 are the properly utilize your car's abilities. Take 'ampus Box 2742 or drop them by our or general post-3000rpm torque (most °"ice on the third floor of the Mills Memo- most dangerous on the road. Add to that Honda products, Mazdas, compacts, a moment and do some reviewing: Do it "al Center. Telephone: (407) 646-2696; drivers who are scared of every other etc.), you have the ability to gun it for a for your insurance payments if for no simile: (407)646-1535. The views car on the road, the always reckless "no- passing maneuver and keep up with most other reason! sssed in The Sandspur are not nec- essari, fault/uninsured" driver, and the PMS Drive smart and you can drive any y those of the editors. cars, but woe to you if you try to eke a Submissions must be received in The stricken yuppie in the latemodel sen sudden left-hand turn through a gap in where at any time under most condi tondspur offices by 5:00 p.m. on the sible car, and we find ourselves capable traffic! tions at most speeds. Are you that con 'day ^fore publication. The Sandspur of extreme bodily harm at any given There are TONS of things you should fident - now? shed twice during the su mmer and moment. Here are a few reminders that % during the academic year on know, but a basic, and vital, few are: 1) lf1ursdays. might help you save yourselves (and Braking distances under all conditions, your beloved vehicle) from the perils of The Sandspur Volume im gage 10 FORUM "You're Psycho If You Need Counseling! »

By Mark Freeman on campus to sort out your concerns Director of Personal Counseling Services changes, opportunities for development, someone. The notion that counseling and the chance to become your own will fix someone is an all too common We are objective and have no peer n> This is the most common misconcep person. Personal Counseling at Rollins misconception. People change when fluence to make us subjective. We are tion about personal counseling that some is the ideal place to sort out these com they want to, not when others want trained professionals who have exten students believe. Unfortunately, this mon issues. them to change. sive experience in the concerns and thinking keeps them from engaging in "Why would I go to personal counsel Take for example a student leader on issues of late adolescence. We don'tfo an often illuminating, helpful, life chang ing, I don't have severe problems?" This this campus who in his Freshman year students; we help facilitate their per- ing/enhancing activity. is also a common statement made by was worried and ashamed to come to sonal growth process. We live in a strongly individualistic some students. The remarkable thing is counseling. So much so that he would Give us a try, you may develop a and competitive society which says, that most students who come to see us ask to exit the rear door of Lakeside for helpful relationship with us that you 1 'You can handle your problems on your sort out common concerns about rela fear his friends would see him in the will cherish throughout your whole col own, don't let people know you are tionships in their lives, courage in being counseling center waiting area. Now in lege career. If you are curious and want sometimes fearful, confused, sad, inse assertive with friends and family, de his Senior year, he walks into Lakeside a place to sort out your thoughts, feel cure, or lonely. Act as if you have it all ciding who am I, and where am I going; proudly, speaking to everyone and tell ings, and actions we will help you clarify together... never let them see you sweat." problems of living in the world, not ing others in the waiting room he is here specific goals you can work on in coun This supermen, superman mentality deep psychopathology. for counseling, no shame, no embar seling. tends to keep people from examining You would be surprised if you could rassment. He views counseling as an Legally we are bound by the laws of their lives with others. It is sad, but sit in our offices day to day and listen to appropriate activity to sort out difficult confidentially and privileged commu people who cannot ask for help don't your peers who have benefited from and confusing life choices. In fact, he nication. We can break confidentiality grow because they assume they know their experiences with us. People work has encouraged many of his friends to only with your written permission or if or should know all the answers. Unfor hard to understand their attitudes, be come and partake of this free student you are in an immanently life threaten tunately, they often live their lives chas havior, and ways to enhance their lives service. They have, and share the same ing situation for yourself or others. ing an image or persona of an ideal through self-discovery. Counseling at perceptions about the help they have human being, hiding their inner reality Rollins is more about learning new ways received. from others. College life is rife with of thinking and being than it is to "fix" We offer a place that is confidential l£~* fvtl?

By Brandon Powell Sandspur Staff Our first letter is from some one we'll cat into the room and let it spend the Lake and replaced all the 35 m.p.h call Bobeta so she doesn' t get in trouble. night in her bed. The next day I stuck it signs with the 55 m.p.h. signs he hai This column is dedicated to showing Dear Brandon, in her underwear drawer and kept it collected. Needless to say it was a very how much fun it can be to play practi God, I hate my roommate. She is therefor about ten minutes. When the fun week and a half before the county cal jokes on your friends, enemies or such a neat freak she is driving me up bitch got back she broke out so bad she changed them back to their normal anyone in general who you feel like the wall. I won't move out of my room, went to the doctor to ask if she had some speed. You could go zooming around getting. These can be just ideas for I picked this room last year and she weird disease. God, I loved watching at 55 m.p.h. and the cops couldn't do jokes, things you have heard of being transferred in so if s my room. Well we her suffer. anything because if they pulled you all done, or best of all things you really got into a fight about two weeks ago Bobeta you had to do was point at one ofthe did. These are just for fun so please and she accused me of being a slob Well first I think it was a little mean signs and say "See officer, I was just don't use this to get ideas for driving because I tried to hang a close line up keeping the cat in the drawer for so going the speed limit." And they would your roommate mad. It might get me in in the room to dry my delicates. God, long. You might have emotionally swear a little and walk off. trouble. And if I get something like "I what a bitch. That was it, I mean that scared it for life. Think of all the time As I said that was very illegal, so stole my neighbors dog, the next night was just IT. She is very allergic to cats, that poor cat is going to have to spend in don't you try it. Especially now that I invited them over for Vietnamese she like breaks out in hives if she touches counseling to get over the incident. I've gotten this printed, it's my butt that food" I just might feel the need to call them. She went away for the weekend Second, why the hell did you send this will get in trouble. Now for the plugfo you and tell you you're sick. Otherwise so I went out and got one of those strays to me? You had to know I would print letters. If you want to get your owr pretty much anything goes. that are all over the campus. I took the it. Now your roommate is going to read deviant, evil little ideas in the Sandspur this a know you were the one just send them in to me. You could send that caused her all that misery. in something you are thinking of doing Then again this will sort of to get my comments on it. I've had lots CAREER FAIR subject her to public humilia of practice with this sort of thing so April 7,1995 tion, adding insult to injury as might be able to help. it were. Well, aside from being really cruel to a cat and maybe OLDE, America's Full Service Discount BrokerSM is looking for a little cruel to your roommate motivated people to establish a career in the brokerage business it was an interesting idea. OLDE offers: Okay, This next little thing is 12-18 month paid training program something that a friend of mine Potential six-figure income did back home in Virginia. This Excellent benefits is very, very, VERY illegal, so don't do it. If you possess excellent communication skills, general market This friend of mine, we'll call knowledge and the desire to excel, see us at the Career Fair on Ian ('cause that's his name- or is April 7, 1995. it, Lguess you'll never know) If you are unable to attend the Career Fair call: lived in that weird area be tween the burbs and BFE. He 1 800 937-0606 also lived near this planned or send resume to: community called "Wood OLDE Discount Stockbrokers Lake." It's a really nice place National Recruiting 751 Griswold Street to raise a family, also a really Detroit, MI 48226 great place to act like a hooli at Un\ gan after dark. Well Ian went around in the country for about ^.OLDE two to three months gathering DISCOUNT STOCKBROKERS 55 m.p.h. speed limit signs. Member NYSE and SIPC Then one dark night he drove 2 An Equal Opportunity Employer through an unsuspecting Wood ox 274 - The Sandspur Volume 101 Issue #19

ARK YOUR CALENDAR reminder of what is where and when at Rollins

ILMJU? 4tf Yoga/ Field House at 12:15 P.M. Career Services Career Expo Meditation and Relaxation/ Knowles Memorial Darwin's Impact on Modern Thought/ Galloway Chapel at 12:15 P.M. Room at 12:30 P.M. Campus Crusade for Christ/ Sullivan House 7 P.M. A Month in the Country / Annie Russell Theatre at Poetry Coffeehouse/ Holt Basement at 10:30 P.M. 8 P.M.

$AwM» 11U R.O.C. Planting Weekly Worship/ Knowles Me Baseball vs. Lehigh University/ Gala Alumni Recital (Call Alumni morial Chapel at 11A.M. Alfond Stadium at 3 P.M. Sacred Music Sacred Dance ($5 Office for tix)/ Keene Hall at 2 R-Flag trip to Gay Skate ($5)/ Holt students)/ Bush Auditorium at P.M. Hall at 9:30 P.M. 7:30 P.M. Intervarsity Christian Fellowship/ A Month in the Country / Annie ACE Movie/ Down Under at 8 Russell Theatre at 2 8v 8 P.M. P.M. Sullivan House at 7:30 P.M.

T<*iJ*f 1lttf Yoga/ Field House at Body Toning/ Down 12:15 P.M. U/«WCu, 1SU Under at 5:30 P.M. Country Line Dancing Lessons/ Down Under at Women's Tennis vs. Miami of Ohio/ Martin Tennis 5:30 P.M. Complex at 2:30 P.M. Baseball vs. U. of New Hampshire/ Alfond Baseball vs. U. of New Hampshire/ Alfond Stadium Stadium at 7 P.M. at 7 P.M. ACE Movie/ Down Under at 8 P.M. A Month in the Country / Annie Russell Theatre at 8 P.M.

IbvMy MU f*^6u, 1"W $A»JUy 19U Yoga/ Field House 12:15 P.M. Midterm Spring Break Begins Aerobics/ North Balcony of Field Meditation and Relaxation/ Metro Cup Crew Regatta/ Lake House at 5:30 P.M. Knowles Memorial Chapel at Maitland Campus Crusade for Christ/ 12:15 P.M. A Month in the Country / Annie A Month in the Country / Annie Russell Theatre at 8 P.M. Sullivan House at 7 P.M. Russell Theatre at 8 RM.

S«*J*y 14t£ MofuU? 20*1 Weekly Worship/ Knowles Memorial Chapel at Baseball vs. Portland State/ Alfond Stadium at 7 ll A.M. P.M. Baseball vs. U. of Massachusetts/ Alfond Studium at 1 P.M. A Month in the Country / Annie Russell Theatre at 4 P.M.

TIU+AAU. 21<*£ WeAhtiJ*? 22+J- l&wvvA+y 2>** Baseball vs. Cleveland State/ Baseball vs. Cornell/ Alfond Alfond Stadium at 1 P.M. Stadium at 7 P.M. The Sandspur Volume Page 101 Issue*

HOME EVENTS THIS WEEK: Mar. 6 (Mon.) Women's Tennis vs. Wingate 2:30 p.m. (Zta^UfcetU 48th Annual "Baseball Week" Begins Games at 1 and 7 p.m. - Tars play Penn at 7:00 p.m. $1750 weekly possible Mar. 7 (Tues.) Women's Basketball hosts Ft. Valley State of Georgia- 1ST ROUND NCAA TOURNAMENT 7:30 P.M. mailing our circulars! No Mar. 6-10 Rollins Baseball plays at 7:00 p.m. every night during Baseball experience required. Week Begin now. For info call Mar. 9 (Thurs.) Softball vs. Fla. Southern (DH) 6:00 p.m. Mar. 11 (Sat.) Rollins Baseball vs. Ill-Chicago 4:00 p.m. Men's Tennis vs. 202-298-1057. Vanderbilt 2:30 p.m. STUDENTS. 1, .... WOMEN'S BASKETBALL MAKES Over 120 American manufacturers need you NCAA TOURNAMENT FOR FIRST to assemble products at TIME IN HISTORY home. Circuit boards, The Rollins women's basketball team made history Sunday, Mar. 6 as they were fewelry, holiday selected to the NCAA Division II National Championship for the first time in school decorations, etc. Earn history. Rollins began women's play In 1870. Coach Glenn Wilkes' Tars are 21-7 overall and will host Fort Valley State of Georgia (24-4) Tuesday night, Mar. 7 at $280 to $652 weekly. Part 7:30 p.m. at the Fieldhouse. The winner of that game will advance to play #1 seated time/ full time. Experience Florida Southern in Lakeland Friday night. Rollins was beaten in double OT's by unnecessary/ will train. Tampa in the semi's of the Sunshine State Conference Tnmt. 81-80. Jen Gossett's 18 points and 11 rebounds led the way in the UT contest, but freshman Tara Cantrell You're paid weekly. Call made the SSC All-Tournament team on the strength of her 28 points and 24 1-602-680-7444, Ext. rebounds. 1001C MEN'S BASKETBALL FINISHES AT 14-14-DOWNS FIT, LOSES TO TAMPA IN SSC TOURNAMENT The Rollins men's team pulled an upset over #2 seated Florida Tech 82-78 in the Stria first round of the SSC Tournament in Lakeland, but succumbed to event tourney champion Tampa 82-82 in the semi's. Ray Carter scored a career high 26 points and Proce David Martino and Daniel Parks had 14. The Tars finished the year at 14-14 and lose Mod. seniors Mike Holmes, Trevis Certo and Greg Sager to graduation. Tom Klusman's Appo Tars started two freshmen, two sophomores and a senior all year and the return to point guard Bred Ash next year should strengthen the young squad. Rd , ELEO BASEBALL HOSTS 48TH ANNUAL 0333 BASEBALL WEEK The Rollins baseball team goes into the cruncher period of its 1995 season as it /\liv 11 begins play in the 48th Annual "Baseball Week" Tournament Monday at Alfond Stadium against Illinois-Chicago at 7:00 p.m. Purdue and Penn play at 1:00p.m.. The Europe $2. tournament features daily doubleheaders at 1 and 7 p.m. Monday-Friday and games program de at 11:00 a.m. and 4:00 p.m. Saturday. Rollins lost to Northwood (FL) 2-0 and beat 326-2009 Keen (NJ) 16-3 last week to make its record 7-8 overall. The Rollins Alumni Reunion game will be at 2:00 (batting practice) and 3:00 p.m. (game). CRUISE Lorenzo de'Mcdici • Art Institute of Florence SKIER RHONI BARTON SETS NEW HlRINCi- C $2000+/n , ^/, Stu^y and explore in Renaissance setting at torenzo de'Hedic' WOMEN'S NATIONAL JUMPING on Cruise ! Institute • Art Institute of Florence. Complete American Tour com j University curriculum. Study/travel/excursion package. RECORD Summer term - July, 1995 Travel. Sei - Six Credit / Non-Credit, A/C Hotel Upgrade Freshman Rhoni Barton established a new women's collegiate jumping record at Time Semnster/ Year Abroad 1994-1995 - Full Credit the UCF meet this past Saturday with a flight of 126* (better than many male skiers). Ms. Vitla, FLORENCE CAMPUS available, f Set* of Continuing Education, .--;: Barton broke the mark of former Tar skier Brenda Nichols (who judged Barton's Fai. d University, Fairfield, Connecticut 06430 / ? jump and certified it official). The Rollins women won all events and were first and necessary Phone (203)254-4220 Fax (203)254-4106 the men were second, giving them an overall placement of 2nd behind UCF. E Mail: cbbowers(qJfairI.Iairfield.edu informatio 634-0468 »,•,,»,••»• rami MEN'S ROWING WINS U.T. BRADLEY TEACH I CUP OVER JACK- KOREA- WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! SONVILLE Available n lonthfy. BA or 20% OFF YOUR NEXT ed. $18000- PURCHASE WITH THIS The Rollins men's rowing team won BS requir COUPON back the U.T. Bradley Cup from Jack 24000/yr. Accom. sonville Saturday behind the strength of a trio of freshmen. Rob Orshak, Ryan provided, < THE POWER HOUSE Santurri and Seth Charde all rowed three Send resu me coDV or In a Natural and Healthy Way...We Are Different races for the men (varsity 8, novice 8 and diploma < and copv of novice 4) and won two ofthe three races. Natural Food, Shakes, Vitamins, The varsity 8 won by 112 boat length and passpo to:Bok )i T-Shirts, and More ... was only 7-8 seconds off a course record Corporatior ang C 111 E. Lyman Ave. despite flat water conditions. The novice P.O. Box 8 fetn£ Chun Gu, Winter Park, FL 32789 8, which had rowed together only 3 times, BRING IN THIS COUPON won In the last 600 meters. The Varsity Seoul, Kor ea TEL FOR ANOTHER COUPON (407V645-3616 4 lost by 112 second. On the women's 822-242-5. 527 FAX:<" side, the ladies took the novice 4 race. „ i