The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts. — US commentator H. L. Mencken (1936) [email protected]
Barcodes tagged by devil’s ways Wave of paranoia DEAD OR ALIVE? Barcodes are really adopted by other fringe intended to control people figures such as the ‘‘oracle’’ U.S. military caused Indian Ocean tsunamis Michael Jackson SOME conspiracy theorists Sollog, who refuses to label the 2004 Indian with electromagnetic have proposed that any of his books with Ocean Tsunami pulse technology. SINCE the King of barcodes are really intended barcodes on the grounds POPULAR Arab news Another type of theory Pop was to serve as means of control that, ‘‘any type of computer services claim the U.S. and bases its claims on oil and announced dead by a putative world numbering systems Indian militaries gas interests. Others also in June last year, government, or that they are 666 that barcodes secretly MANDATED by any deliberately caused the reason that the a number of — Satanic in intent. encode the number 666 government or business is technology is at conspiracy Mary Stewart Relfe claims the Biblical ‘‘Number of the part of the PROPHECY of the least feasible if theories have in The New Money System Beast’’. This theory has been BEAST controlling you’’. not highly circulated probable since claiming that he is still alive. research into Most recently a video posted on such the internet shows a man being technology has escorted from a van, supposedly been conducted the same one that took Jackson by the military to the coroner. as far back as Other theories suggest that World War II. Jackson has been dead for around Conspiracy 20 years. A report on the website The THERE’S a conspiracy theory for just Onion claims Jackson’s body has about everything. been found buried under a From dead celebrities who never died, miniature-train track. or alive ones who did, to the American http://www.telegraph.co.uk government secretly orchestrating disasters worldwide. BBQ Brainiac takes a look at some of the wackiest theories and lets you decide for yourself if they’re fact or fiction... theories Source for theories: www.2spare.com DID YOU KNOW?
● The most popular conspiracy theory is that president John F. Kennedy was Jim Morrison not killed by Lee Harvey Oswald. Many believe that JFK was done in by the The lead singer of The Doors died FBI, the CIA, the Federal Reserve, in Paris in 1971 but the exact Lyndon B. Johnson, the Bush family or details have never been anti-Castro Cuban radicals, depending confirmed. Most people believe on which wing of the conspiracy fringe that his death was drug-related but because no autopsy was you are talking to. carried out, different theories ● There is a whole website dedicated have arisen. Some reports state to conspiracy theories involving US that the singer was seen boarding — president Barack Obama a plane while others claim that he www.obamaconspiracy.org/ is now living on a ranch in Oregon. Among the theories are that Source: www.telegraph.co.uk he did not author his book Dreams from My Father, Elvis Presley that his birth SINCE Elvis certificate was Presley’s death faked and in 1977 from Obama was not prescription born in the US. drug abuse, ● More than a there have been third of the American public suspects thousands of that federal officials assisted in the supposed 9/11 terrorist attacks or took no action to stop them so the United States sightings of him. could go to war in the Middle East, He is believed to have faked his according to a Scripps Howard/Ohio death to flee the public eye and, University poll. Giant step backwards for mankind while there have been many ● Hereward Fenton of the 9/11 Truth ‘‘eyewitnesses’’, there have never Movement in Australia, disputes the Apollo 11 Moon Landings were ● The photos were altered: the backgrounds in photos that are been any confirmed cases or official 9/11 story and claims that the faked by NASA crosshairs on some photos appear listed as taken miles apart. evidence to support the theory. World Trade Centre did not actually Proponents of the Apollo moon to be behind objects, rather than ● The moon’s surface during http://www.telegraph.co.uk collapse as the result of planes hitting landing hoax accusations allege in front of them where they should the daytime is so hot that camera the towers, but rather as the result of that the landings never took place, be. film would have melted. a controlled demolition. Check out Paul McCartney ● www.911oz.com/ and were faked by NASA with The quality of the ● No blast crater appeared from ‘‘Paul is dead’’ ● Are you a paranoid sceptic? You’re possible CIA support. Enthusiasts photographs is implausibly high. the landing. The launch rocket is an urban in good company with The Rough of this theory claim that: ● There are no stars in any of produced no visible flame. legend alleging Guide to Conspiracy Theories by James ● The astronauts could not have the photos, and astronauts never ● The flag placed on the surface McConnachie and Robin Tudge — the that Paul survived the trip because of report seeing any stars from the by the astronauts flapped despite McCartney of definitive guide to the world’s most exposure to radiation. capsule windows. Identical there being no wind on the Moon. controversial theories. the band The Beatles died in
1966 and was PUB: replaced by a NTNE-WS-5-FE15KGE:MDA-TE: Y-C-CO-LO-R: Novelty font advocates genocide look-and-sound-alike. The legend Nazi Moon base meets ET dates from September 1969 when Microsoft sends messages 'NYC' in Wingdings was those from New York City. students published claims that The Nazis had a Moon base landed on the Moon as early on Wingdings Font rendered as skull and ‘‘clues’’ to McCartney’s death, Microsoft strongly as 1942. crossbones symbol, star of Esoteric Hitlerists and presumed to have been placed by The Wingdings Font denied this was intentional, conspiracy theorists According to other included with Windows has David, and thumbs up. The Beatles or others, could be and insisted that the final interested in Nazi mysticism theories it is believed that the a history of controversy. In This could be interpreted found in the lyrics and artwork of arrangement of the glyphs and World War II have Nazis had made contact with 1992 it was discovered that as a message of approval used in the font was The Beatles’ recordings. speculated that the Germans ’half a dozen’ alien races. the character sequence for killing Jews, especially largely random. Source: Wikipedia www.ntnews.com.au Northern Territory News, Friday, February 5, 2010 — 15