FIAT LUX ALFRED UNIVERSITY'S STUDENT NEWSPAPER • SINCE 1913 "The College should be a great smelting furnace for the refine ment of truth from error ."—Jonathan Allen VoL 57, No. 18 ALFRED, NEW YORK, MARCH 10, 1970 Phone 587-5402 Sparse Senate meeting Center to show Black exhibit illustrates apathy peak Last Wednesday evening at gin with, or he won't know 7:00 p.m. the Senate meeting anyway since no one really was due to begin. But at 7:00 bothered to ask at the meeting). last Wednesday evening only Next, votng was held for a stu- ' four persons were seated in dent representative to serve the parents lounge. At 7:30 on the Student Conduct Com- the Senate president wandered mittee. Do you remember the into the room. Chairs, tables, Student Conduct Committee and couches were not set up conflict of 1969—the one with for the meeting and were ar- -which so many protestors had ranged in their normal scatter- been so concerned only a few ed manner. months ago? Well, a "hand So began the Senate meet- vote" was taken for YOUR re- ing—without any arranged sea- presentative on that commit- ting, over twenty-five minutes tee. (I'm confident that by late, and in a formal atmos- merely raising my hand, my phere. Yet, it was a usual Stu- vote would have been counted dent Senate meeting. Apathy with all the other votes re- was mentioned often but the gardless of the fact that I was true sense of the word seem- a non-voting visitor at the ed most obvious when the ques- meeting). tion was soon raised as to whe- So far, in less than one-half ther or not a quorum of re- hour, our senate hdd given Shirley Black in her studio presentatives was even at the away $175, elected a student Bp JOEL WISH Mrs. Black paints chiefly in technical competence, stress- meeting. to serve on the Student Con- The American artist Shirley watercolors. Her work leans ing her willingness to depart Dr. Horowitz presented a duct Committee, and heard an Black will exhibit her work in heavily toward what Qne re- from accepted forms. 'brief review of the develop- appeal for money to help pay a one-man show at the Campus viewer called "fluid abstract "When paint and brush ments occuring in the moving the Terra Cotta. Later in the Center March 17 through 21. images" of female nudes, land- aren't enough," said the re- of the Terra Cotta. He explain- meeting someone made a mo- A preview of the exhibition scapes, underseaseapes, and view, Mrs. BlacK will scratch ed the necessity of raising tion that the senate give $500 will be held for the press and tilllife floral arrangements. the surface of the paper, for $15,000 which is needed to pay to help the Alfred Historical invited guests on March 16 In the 1950's she participated example, "bringing up fiber for the move. This money, he Society pay for moving the from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. The show in a number of group shows in and producing added texture 'added, must be raised within Terra Cotta. The vote will pro- is open to the public without the New York Ct'y area and and dimensions." the next two years. bably be held at the next charge on each of the formal last October had her first one ARTSMAGAZINE described The president of the ski meeting; one of the reasons exhibition days between the man show, at New York's Alon- the exhibition in terms of "sen- club spoke for about three or for the delay being that with- hours of 8:30 a.m. and 12 noon, zo Gallery. In reviewing that suous out-lines" and "lush col- (Continued on Page 2) and again from 1 p.m. to 4 p. exhibition the magazine Art or." four minutes about the ski m. News praised Mrs. Black's Mrs. Black received her for- meet to 'be held at Alfred in mal training at New York's the near future and his club Art Student League and tlhe was given one hundred and Committee seeks Langer successor Museum of Modern Art, and at seventy-five dollars to help co- Dean Edward Mueller is the faculty members from the Col- comment." The only definite the National Academy of Art. , ver "costs" of the meet. (Ask Chairman of the Search Com- lege of Liberal Arts — Dr. statement he would make was Examples of her work are rep- your senator for the specifics mittee formed to appoint a William Engram, Dr. Robert that he "had no intention of resented in permanent collec- concerning the use of the new director of the Business Sloan; faculty members from leaving Alfred." tions at Alfred University and $175—either your senator did Administration Division to re- the College of Ceramics —Dr. Granted, perhaps the Busi- Mt. Holyoke College, Soutli not attend the meeting to be- place Mr. Henry Langer who James Reed, Dr. David Jillson; ness Administration Division Hadley, Mass. has resigned as director. and members of the Board of does not yet have any speci- Mrs. Black is the wife of Eli Committee members are: Trustees — George Lawrence fic plans but are there not Black, Board Chairman of the McLane wins the full-time faculty of the di- and H. J. Mossien. enough interested students to AMK Corporation of New York vision — Mr. Langer, Dr. New- This committee has recently make it feasible to announce and also a trustee of Alfred ton Ro'binson, Mr. Edward been established and is now in some plans even if tentative? University. ECAC award Flynri; the Chairman of the the initial process of sending The Eastern College Athletic Liberal Arts Curriculum Com- out letters to get resumes to Conference (ECAC) has exten- mittee, Mr. Richard Lanshe; be screened before personnel ded special honor and tribute interviews can be initiated. Environment progress to James A. McLane, on inde- By IRWIN BERLIN in the Campus Center Parent's finite sick leave from his post Expert to discuss Two new faculty positions Several things are happen Lounge at 11 a.m. (I am sorry as athletic director at Alfred. have been authorized for the ing concerning the April 22nd that that "light class hour" is At the annual ECAC dinner particle radiations fall 1970 semester in the Bus- Environmental Teaoh-in at Al- not so light after all). in New Yoirk City, McLane was Dr. Alexander J. Dessler iness Administration Division, fred that you should know Exactly what are we going announced as the winner of the of President Nixon's National One of these positions will be about. Yes, we are going to be to do? We are trying to or- James Lynah Memorial Award, Aeronautics and Space Council filled by the new director. part of the national movement; ganize a grass-roots student given each year to a man who will lecture on space-related Present students have been however, we are going to con- movement, involving not only has achieved outstanding suc- problems in atomic physics at questioning in what direction centrate on the problems in Alfred students, but also high cess in his career and has made the Science Center, room 230, and where is the Business Ad- the Alfred area? school and even grade school an unusual contribution in the Monday at 8 p.m. His talk will ministration Division moving. WHAT? Alfred has an envi, students. As an environmental interest of intercollegiate ath- specifically cover the way in Faculty members have stated ronment problem? You must unit, we shall encompass an letics. which solar particle radiations this will be determined by the be kidding. I a mnot kidding. area that goes 'beyond Alfred. interact with the earth's mag- size of enrollment next fall. Have you seen the streets of Our first goal is to make an McLane was unable to at- This thought, however, does Alfred before and after those inventory list of local prob- tend the dinner. Alex Ytine- netic field. not provide much comfort to Monday morning garbage pick- lems. They exist. You can help vich, Alfred football coach, ac- Dessler's appearance on a person who will be a senior ups? Have you noticed the 'by either directly going out cepted the trophy for McLane. campus is under the auspices in the division next year. How lack of gabage cans on cam- and asking people about their Over the years, McLane has of the Visiting Scientist Pro-i can ,he plan his senior courses pus and in town? Hove you environment problems, or by served on dozens of ECAC gram sponsored by the Ameri- if nothing yet has been es- heard the noise pollution from being cooperative when people committees and was chairman can Geophysical Union. The tablished? several dormitories and frater- come around and ask you for of many. He has been associa- public is invited to this lec- The chairman of the Divi- nities? Right now Alfred is you imagination. We will show ted with Alfred athletics for ture without charge. sion, Mr. Langer has also re- blessed with a relatively clean your opinion. 40 years as coach and athletic In addition to giving the, fused to outline any future atmosphere, but it cannot and We would like to capture director. He has three champ- lecture, Dessler will also talk plans of the Division. The an- will not stay that way. you specially prepared films ionship teams in New York to physics classes and consult swer he gave to several ques- This is where YOU come in. on the environment that will State small college track and Y/ith science faculty during tions recently put to him con- You are all invited to attend make you "sit up and take no- field. his stay at Alfred. cerning such matters was, "No the Tuesday morning forums Senate: apathy on the loose London master guitarist to present (Continued from Page 1) three or four candidates for out the treasurer, the Senate the office, the only one not to (including your president) has decline the position automa- classical, contemporary music program no idea how much money we tically became your treasurer. London born Julian Bream, on microfilm. He has also a Dead Infanta." have in the treasury. (I forgot Getting back to my former acknowledged as one of the transcribed a number of piano thought (this article is just as masters of the classical guitar Bream has said of Elizabe- « to mention that our new trea- confusing and incengruent as and an unrivalled interpreter pieces for the instrument in- than music, the heart of his surer was to be voted on at the meeting itself), the Senate o£ the lute, will 'be heard in cluding Ravel's "Pavanne for repertoire» ^ the meeting. However, of the has a motion on the floor to a program of contempory and allocate five hundred dollars classical music at Alfred Uni- / Cleanup movement for the Terra Cotta. Yet, no versity's Alumni Hall, March 1 one knows how much monev 10, 8:15 p.m. to list complaints there is in the treasury! With The program is under the (Continued from Page 1) over two years before which joint sponsorship of the cul- tice." If these don't make it, the proper sum has to be col- tural programs committeees of then we will show you pictures lected. the student senate pro- Alfred University and Alfred of garbage in the Kanakade - poses a motion to give away State College. Creek and in and around Al- $500 dollars WITHOUT EVEN Bream has been described fred. If these don't make you KNOWING ITS OWN FINAN- 'by "Time Magazine"as "the un- sick, we will again bring in CIAL CONDITION! disputed successor to the garbage for you to smell. If Next, one of your senators grand master of the classical this does not nauseate you then described the need for money guitar, Andres Segovia." But you are. probably dead. to help support RALPH (Ra- it is as a lutenist that he is The Town's Planning Com- dical Action Tor Love, Peace, perhaps more widely known. mission and the Local Board and Happiness). RALPH sounds Bream's revival of the in- are invited to attend. Towns- like a great idea and it may strument is credited with hav- people are invited to attend be one of the 'biggest things ing kindled interest in Eliza- (especially landlords and land- to hit Alfred on one of our bethan music throughout the 2 MILES EAST OF WELLSVILLE ladies). Officials from the Al- . "Jsuper-fun-filled" weekends. world. Although the lute had A fred-Almond Central School But, my point is this: Do YOU its antecedents in ancient Eg- are invited to attend. know what RALPH is? Do you ypt and Moorish Spain, by The culmination of all this know if you want $200 of your Chaucer's time, the 14-string- will be a huge list of com- money going to RALPH? ed, potbellied cousin to the plaints. Then—We will name But don't you think maybe classical guitar had become names and start ¡bringing on your opinion counts? RALPH known in England, and soon on [HiniE omtnq lawsuits to those who still vi- may get over $200 next week, achieved a general popularity 9 olate law and ordinances. GoitCand Relevant ordinances will be but will you have ANY say in equalled since then only by a&ded and out-dated ones will it? Will you have any say in the piano. be thrown off the books. We how much money your senate The early lutes had four will write Congressmen and gives to the Terra Cotta? Do strings and performers used to other, legislators and ask for you have any say in having a pick or plectrum. Paintings in strict environmental controls. student representative on the London's Westminster Abbey Sxi. JW ax. We will get down on our hands Board of Trustees and who show a subsequent doubling of and knees and clean up what that representative will be? the strings, and in the 15th has to be clearned up. DO YOU CARE? Where the century it became customary jßavznaEX cJ^-iüt ^A/[O!J And things will not end af- hell is representation on this to strike with the fingers. / ter April 22nd. Wherever you campus? Is there a word to Makers of the instrument <$%<7tn BuffaCo go, the process of cleaning Up describe the extreme and ut- created elegant, pear-shaped your environment will not end. most in APATHY? structures on nine or more if you do nolt participate in ribs, usually of polished ma- some concrete way then you Romeo and Julliet ple, with a fretted finger- are dead. Rutgers and Alfred 000 board and the peg-box set back Sat. J\\ ax. totality of everything at an angle. Julian Bream uses an instru- Firms schedule interviews ment with 14 strings, modeled on one created by a 16th cen- Coïttand The following companies will have representatives on cam- tury Paduan craftsman. His pus to interview seniors for job positions. To schedule an inter- library of lute music contains view, contact the Office of Univerity Placement in Allen Hall. several thousand compositions March 11 "'Swindell-Dressier Co. Cer. Eng., Cer. Sc., Glass Sc. 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More idiomatic entries, tion forms, job descriptions plf?*^* of tfae It has more of all these things than any BARRY BROWN — 107 Tefft 587-8061 and full details by return air- „.¿jjjBSH desk dictionary published, old or new.That 8046 mail send $1 (for adrmail pos- dictionary isThe Random House College BILL CARR—301 Barresi tage and overseas handling) to KIM Dictionary. It gives you more dictionary. BRIAN CONLEY — 206 Tefft 8065 SWISS PLACEMENT OFFI- DAVE GREENSPAN — 230 Bartlett 8034 CER, ASIS, 22 Ave. de la Li- The Random House College Dictionary JEFF MARLOWE — 116 Barresi 8085 $7.95, thumb-indexed. / ANDREA TAYLOR — 204 New Dorm 8091 berie, Luxembourg, Europe. DON SPERLING — 123 Tefft 8061 FRED SINCLAIR — 12 3Tefft 8061 Check MAHER'S JUST ARRIVED! discount prices NEW, SPRING FASHIONS ARE ARRIVING DAILY COME IN AND LOOK THEM OVER! OPEN 9-5 — SUNDAY thru FRIDAY Bostwicks of Alfred s FIAT LUX ALFRED, NEW YORK 2 March 10, 1970 PARENTS LOUNGE 7:00 P.M. THURSDAY, MARCH 12 Accomplished poet Senate to accept nominations to present works Nominations for Student Sen- or senior year of study at Al- Editorial.. . Douglas Eichorn, a twenty- ate President and Vice-Presi- fred University. il ili • ¡ 11 ' t eight year old American poet dent will be accepted at the The requirements for the whose work has appeared in next two Senate meetings Office of Vice-President are: A week ago Monday, three University students appealed The Nation, Choice, and a vari- by a senator. The require- he must have served as a vot- ety of other publications, will ments for the Office of Presi- ing member in the Senate for to the Alfred Village Board to appoint an inspector of multiple give a reading from his poeti'y dent are: he must have served at least two semesters, or be dwellings. The Board said they understood that a problem exist- on Monday evening, March 16, as a voting member in the presently serving his second ed and that they would consider filftng the position. Admittedly at 8:15 in the Parents' Lounge Senate for at least two semes- semester; have attained a cum- it may be a difficult job to fill, but we sincerely hope that the Mr. Eichorn, a native of ters, or. be presently serving ulative index of 2.1; and be Board is as concerned in finding someone as we are serious Wel'lesley, Mass., studied at his second semester; have at- entering his sophomore or jun- in pursuing an improvement of conditions. Cornell University, where he tained a cumulative index of ior year. received his B.A., and at Syra- 2.1; and be entering his junior The ASTU is currently investigating the relevant state cuse University, where he American Poets Prize, and zine, where it was acclaimed worked in the M.A. program in while at Syracuse was twice as a superb first volume by an laws and the validity of some complaints. Some complaints have creative writing under the di- awarded the Leonard Brown important younger poet. Mr. already elicited questions of their validity. People who regard rection of George P. Elliott' Prize in poetry. Eichorn will read from Rituals the Situation from different angles have very different opinions. and Donald Justice. Whie at Rituals, Mr. Eichorn's first and from work he has com- We are not trying to imply that any particular landlord is mean, Cornell, Mr. Eichorn was book appeared in 1969, and pleted in recent mon/ths. cruel or unfair. We are rather attempting to make them aware awarded the Academy of was reviewed in Epoch maga- of feelings tihait do exist in opposition to their's. It. will be the objective of the ASTU to determine what complaints are valid according to law or the opinions of recog- nized aulthoritits or common decency. Once these complaints are - / sorted out and documented, the ASTU will be in a secure position from which to deal for their improvement. The students do not want a clash of reactions even on valid problems, (much less unfounded complaints) rather we would prefer to communi- calte in a friendly manner so as to promote awareness of prob- «SC lems and common efforts to solve them. We only make clear that when the ASTU wishes to discuss an obviously illegal or bad ERIN B RAG H situation it wäll not be satisfied with the response that the de- mand is so high that if you don't like your accommodations you can be replaced. THE ASTU requests the support of students in enforcing minimum standards as a requirement for rental, and the support of landlords who do sincerely assure that their renters have RACING good quality housing. A meeting of all Alfred students interested in the ASTU JACKETS will (be held Thursday, March 12, in the Campus Center. Watch for signs. If unable to attend, off campus student renters may WITH EMBLEM send complaints they feel worth investigation to: ASTU, c/o • ONLY $7.95 Fiat. Lux, Box 767, Alfred, or leave written prdblem descriptions • Put Emblem at the Campus Ceniter desk, c/o Fiat Lux. of your choice on left sdde. i We would also welcome any factual communication flrom • Sewn on free landlords who are concerned about working ouit our common • 100% Nylon Oxford problem through communication rather than reactive confronta- • Stain-Water Repellant tion. • RED NAVY FIAT LUX ALFRED, NEW YORK or 4 March 10, 1970 WHITE 0 Contrasting Racing Give Your Buccaneer Stripes • Sizes S-M-L-XL U MM«MWM, !—-— , Ï V*

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Their of seven equally talented young is ultimately responsible for first big concert was in the men individually known as Ter- their success or failure. Enter- Fillmore We9t in San Francisco. ry Kirkman, Brian Cole, Jim taining your audience is the This performance made the Yester, Russ Giguere, Ted name of the game." ASSOCIATION famous on the Bluechel, and The ASSOCIATION is one of concert circuit. Jules Alexander. However, the few groups who can sur- The group has many first their names are not important. pass their records in a live in the music industry. Among What is important is the sound performance. Their on-stage them: The ASSOCIATION is that they produce. This sound act includes comedy, readings, the first popular music group is great. improvised bits and music. to play in the Blossom Music Their songs are of love, not Lots of Music. They have six Center in Cleveland, Tangle- only as a replacement for war, Gold Records, "Cherish", "Win- wood, home of the Boston Sym- but as a way of life. They dy", and "" in phony Orchestra, - and four speak of the inner satisfaction addition to those awarded for back-to-back SRO concerts at one must find before he can , "Along Comes The As- the Chicago Opera House. They really begin to live. In their sociation", "Insight out" and also wrote the music for the concert they capture the hearts "The Associations' Greatest movie "Goodbye Columbus", of the audience, fill it with Hits". The group has also been the title song of which is up love and unwillingly release it awarded six Grammy Nomin- for Academy Award considera- at the end. ations, awards of excellence tion. The ASSOCIATION are per- bestowed by the record indus- With their own Ferris Wheel formers as well as artists. The try itself. Productions, a publishing Co. audience comes first as far as Their climb to the top has and varied other business in- the group is concerned. "They not been easy. For six months terests going well, one won- shell out their hard-earned they wrote songs and practiced ders with all this success — VW Challenge dollars to attend our concerts them and rehearsed their act what next? They say their own The 1970 St. Pat's Board and the least we can do is before they began to perform television special, and soon, challenges all comers to a give them the best show possi- professionally together. Their one of the many movie scripts Volkswagen ra'ce around Bart- tble," say the ASSOCIATION. first recording "Along comes submitted to them will be the lett and Barresi Halls any time "Too many musical groups get Mary'' was a number one re- right one. In the meantime, 'on St. Pat's weekend. Teams out there and do whatever cord and sold nearly a million they will continue their song- will consist of three pushers they want without giving a records. Their next release writing and perfecting their and one driver. The engine damn as to what the audience "Cherish", sold well over a mil- musical attributes as Russ, Ter- must be off. For details and might think. They are more lion and was voted the number ry, Larry, Brian, Ted, Jim and entry blanks contact Bob Wells concerned about themselves one record of the year. Tele- Jules, but more important, im- of the St. Pat's Board. than about the audience. But vision appearances followed proving the ASSOCIATION. ST. PAT Greets 'AGE OF AQUARIUS' Schedule FRIDAY—MARCH 13, 1970 1:30 p.m.—Parade down M. Beard winner returns street. The theme of the par- Blast at 3:30 p.m. When he ade and weekend is "St. Pat heard that the judges would be Greets the Age of Aquarius". the Queen and her Court, the Float parade, Queen crowning There will be floats from fra- bristly gray hairs on his face ternities and sororities, and seemed to stand on end. Dr. to initiate Friday festivities dorms. Five Queens will prom- Jacobwitz may be available to enade in cars, and one will present the winners with St. be crowned. She will reign Pat's mugs, if we can get him over the entire weekend. away from the Bar long I 31 2:30 p.m.—Beer Blast at the enough. University PUB. There will be We of the 1970 St. Pat's records live by the jukebox. Board feel fortunate to see the There will be Beard Contest return of this great man. We Judging by the Queen and her wish him good luck in the court. draft and hope his new tradi- 7:00 p.m.—Open House in tion holds. Dr. Jacobwitz has the Ceramics College, Binns- one thing he would like to say Merrill Hall. Industrial displays Dr. JACOBWITZ to the students of Alfred, bell ringers and favor sales. "When this weekend is over, SATURDAY—MAR. 14, 1970 Dr. Sam Jacobwitz, winner you will know that Sammy 2:00 p.m.—Concert, Ag Tech of the first St. Pat's Board Con- was here." Gym with the ASSOCIATION. test in 1923, music expert and Tickets on sale in Campus promoter of good times is com- Center and at door. Prices: ing back to Alfred as one of $2.50 with Alfrèd Univ. I.D., the honored guests of St. Pat. per person, $5.00 without. Dr. Jacobwitz's appearanc > Weekend tickets—$7.00 per this year will mark the first couple with AU I.D., $11.00 return to Alfred of a Beard without. Contest winner. Said Dr. Jacob- 9:00 p.m.—1:00 a.m.—Ball witz, "I think all winners should in Ade Hall, semi-formal. "Lit- return after forty-seven years. Articles by: tle Bernie" playing. Drinks Maybe I can start a new tra- Andy London Sigma Chl's Winning 1969 Float — Women's Division sold. Prices: $3.50 for a cou- dition here. I haven't shaved Joe Lehane ple. Included in Weekend tick- mine off since I grew it in Jim Nelson The parade down Main St., end, "ST. PAT GREETS THE et. 1923, but my draft number is Bob Powell Alfred, will be different this AGE OF AQUARIUS". Some * * • 109 and my 2-S is up in June, year than in the past. The par- of the floats will have skits and Fraternity cocktail parties, sq I may lose it soon." We ade will start at 1:30 p.m. on they promise to be very enter- buffets, and parties spread hope not Doctor. Fri., the thirteenth of March. taining this year. out through the entire week- The Doctor has just returned Photographs by: The Queen Candidates will The. judges will be impar- end. from an African tour, during Gignae promenade in convertibles and tial judges from town, faculty BEARD CONTEST: Judging at which he helped us advertise the lucky one will be crowned. and administration. Beer Blast by queen candidates. the Weekend. Sammy, as he There will be many floats The idea of the parade is Prizes for Longest, Most Un- likes to be called, was glad to from fraternities, Sororities, to honor and welcome to Al- ique, Most Handsome, Grub- hear that the Beard Contest and Dormitories. The design fred, Old St. Pat, the guard- biest — a St. Pat's Beer mug. judging would be in the Pub of the floats will follow the ian Saint of all Ceramic Engi- Prize for House or Dorm Par- this year, during the Beer theme of the parade and week- neers. But everyone is invited. ticipation—a KEG OF BEER. KAY JOHNSON CAROL BEVIER

NANCY PETIT Introducing the 70 ST. PAT'S BOARD Wally Higgins (Kendall, N.Y.) Faculty Advisor SENIORS: Alan Daily (Genesee, Pa.) Phillip Harvard (Skanaeteles N.Y.) Williard Hauth III (Flint, Mich.) — Co- Chairman, 1970 St. Pat's Board Terry Keefe (Whitesville, N.Y.) Jamie Mann (Ripley N.Y.) — Historian Fernando Menendez (Madrid, Spain)—Chairman of General Activities. Rosalia Nastasi (H o r n e 11, N.Y.) James Nelson (Lakewood, N.Y.) — Chairman of Open House Bob Powell Jr. (Hornell, N.Y.) — Treasurer Thomas Sciortino Jr. (Hemp- stead, NY.) Robert Wells (Syracuse, N.Y.) —Co-Chairman, 1970 St. Pat's Board JUNIORS: Joseph Lehane (Rye, N.Y.) —Secretary Andy London (Berthpage, N.Y.) — Chairman of Publici- ty Francis Olix (Batavia, N.Y.) William Sebura (Horseheads, N.Y.) Seated, left to right: Rose Nastasi, Andy London, Jamie Mann, Jim Nelson, Skip Hauth, Phil AND THE SOPHOMORE: ""^Standing left to right: Terry Keefe, Bob Wells, Bill Sebura, Wally Higgins, Bob Powell, Nasiruddin Hirji (Dacca, E. Joe Lehane, Fernando Menendez. Pakistan) — In the role of the Absent: Nasir Hirji, Fran Olix, A1 Daily, Tom Sciortino. Foreigner Moonshine or Beer

The favors for this year's St. Pat's Weekend are a two- toned moonshine jug and a ceramic beer mug. Th,e mug can be bought in a variety of colors. T'he favors will be on sale at the OpenHouse, in Binns-Merrill Hall and the I-Building. The prices are $3.50 for the jug and $5.00 for the mug. There are also a limited number of salt glazed jugs which will sell at $8.00 apiece. The favors are collectors items which are in great demand. They will add admirably to anyone's collec- toan. Voters elect Queen Candidates Open house to feature The names of the five can- Mary Lingle, another candi- of Theta also, Nancy lives in didates for queen of the 1970 date, is a sociology major. A Alfred. industry, college displays St. Pat's Festival have been sister of Theta Theta CShl, Mary As a break from tradition, announced biy Andy London, lives in Sea Girt, New Jersey. the queen will be crowned at By JIM NELSON as a result of the recent ex- publicity director of the St. Senior Nurse Ray Johnson, a the parade Friday afternoon On the evening of Friday, pansion undergone by the Cer- Pat's board. sister of Alph Kappa Omicron, of the weekend. This will ex- the 13th from 7-10 p.m., the amics College, the I-Building The candidates were selected is the third candidate. Kay is tend the Queen's reign to the Ceramics College will once will also be featured in the from a list made up by voting from Warren, Pa. entire weekend instead of just again open its doors to the Open House program. The male members of the senior Kathy Ninos, from Hornell, a few hours ait the Ball. Be- public. This year's St. Pat's Glass department and several class. was also selected as a candi- sides presiding at the parade Open House will have on hand ceramic labs are presently lo- Carol Beviar, a history major date. She is a sister of Theta with St. Pat, the Queen and displays from ceramic indus- cated in this building. from Ossilning, is one of the and a pychology major. her court will assist ill the tries located throughout the This year's favors, made by Candidates. She is a sislter of English major Nancy Petit is beard judging contet at the United States and should give the St. Pat's Board, include a Sigma Chi Nui. the final candidate. A member Pub after the parade. one idea of the broad range "moonshine" jug and a com- of products covered in the menorative mug. The design field of ceramics. on the mug depicts among Also featured, will be the other things St. Pat driving glassblowers from Corning the snakes out of Ireland. The Glass, Steuben Glass Division. favors will be on sale in sev- They will be displaying their eral locations in both Binns- talents in the kiln room of Merrill and the I-Building dur- Binns-Merrill Hall. This year, ing Open House.

Left to right: Nancy Petit, Kay Johnson, Carol Bevler, Kathy Nino», Mary Lingle

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Ball to feature *Bernie'$ Soul Train1 By JOE LEHANE The climax of the 1970 St. Patrick's Festival will be the annual St. Patrick's Ball at Ade Hall, on Saturday night March 14. The event will be- gin at 9:00 and run until 1:00. Music for the Bali will be provided by one of the area's top soul and rock groups, "Lit- tle Bernie's Soul Train". Little Bernie hails from Ithaca, New York, and has played all over the western part of the state, including Alfred. Wherever Bernie goes he leaves an im- pression on the minds of every- one. Not only does Little Ber- nie sing a range of tunes from soft ballads to psychedelic hard rock, but he has a dance rou- tine to go with every number. WALLACE C. HIGGINS Presiding over the events at Thanks alot Wally the 'ball will be none other than that fine old gentleman himself, St. Pat, with his beau- tiful queen, to be crowned at the parade Friday afternoon. St. Pat, his queen and her court will all make an appear- ance at the ball marking the highlight of the evening. Alcoholic beverages will be available at the Ball, inclu- ding the traditional green beer. Adieu Young Dress for the affair is semi- The 1970 St. Pat's Board formal. Tickets will be on would like to wish Dr. James sale at the door and are in- Young good luck in his new cluded in the special weekend endeavor?. Thanks for the in' ticket for two. St. Pat. and his queen at last yearns Ball teresting classes. We will miss We are certain that the Ball you. will be a great success with 'St. Pat, his Queen, Little Ber- nie and you. ERIN GO BRAGH Greed destroys Bogart a 'Sierra Madre7 triumphs Up /Iqainsfe By RICHARD L. GRANT several times for his share of down the burrow. They did One of Humphrey Bogart's the gold, Holt has pity for not realize that • the leather classic performances was'view- Bogart when he finds out Bo- bags were full of gold. Thus ed last Sunday night in the gart was killed by Mexican rob- they threww out the huge movie entitled "The Treasure bers. In the middle of the two amounts of gold on the ground. By WAYNtkE DONNELL m extreme personalities lies Wal- Simultaneously, a sudden wind of Sierra Madre". Starring storm came upon the area, Currently there is a universal realization that reform is ne- with Humphrey Bogart was ter Huston. Huston' plays the blowing all the gold dust back cessary with'in Che Alfred community. This realization finds it- Tim Holt and Walter Huston. part of a typical "old timer" in the direction of the mine, self at odds, however, with a conflict of methods. Are we to ac- The plot of this movie was who will try to strike it rich from which it had originally cept "radical" methods? or are we to rely upon "conservative" one easily understood by all until the day he dies. Through 'been taken. methods? This conflict and the resulting confusion has created All three men (Bogart, Holt, out this classic, Huston plays In conclusion, Bogart plays a void that the administration has successfully filled. They are and Huston) were striving to the role of the middle-man be- out his usual role as a man able to maintain their position of power by exploiting1 this in- obtain abundant amounts of tween the two extremes. who can endure even death. decisivness on the part of the academic community. wealth by digging up gold The setting of this movie is Once again he plays the part The administration is presently the governing body within from a Mexican mountain. The Mexico near the Texas border. of a man who is tougher than the academic community. As such, the administration has the iilm was actually divided into The time period is the 1850's any of the other characters in final decision over what, if any, reform is necessary, and how it two segments. The first seg- to 1860's. It was this time the movie. Tough pogart did is to be implemented. The power they hold is exemplified by ment showed how the three period that jobs were scarce not come out a "winner" in their ability to choose "representative" voices from the academ- men struggled to dig as much and men turned to nature to the end nor really obtain ic community; and their reluctance to allow the community to gold as they could out of the obtain whatever there was to what he risked his life for. choose their own voices. The common desire for reform reflects mountain. The second segment offer. He makes up this loss in other the Chronic failure of the administration to perform its self ap- exhibited to the audience the The climax of this movie classic performances. One can pointed role as governing body of the academic community. struggles the three men had comes aftdr Bogart is killed only find out how Bogart As the ruling organ the administration has not been respon- in order to get the gold back by the Mexican robbers. For makes out in his other perfor- sive to the demands and needs of the academic community. Yet to civilization. But in the end, these robbers had done in re- mances, by being present on they are able to remain in theiir lofty position of power merely due to selfish greed, misfor- turn what Bogart had done to a Sunday evening in Myers because the academic community allows them to do so. It would tune, and ignorance on the his friends. But after robbing Hall 34. It is at this time the appear that the academic community has developed a fear of part of several Mexican rob- and killing Bogart, these rob- Culture Program Council — the adiffinistration. In matters that they are eminently moire bers the gold dust was blown bers did not know what was (CPC) will present another Bo- adept alt dealing with, they allow the administration to tell back to the mine by a severe in the small leather bags. They gart classic. One will not re- them "yes" or "no." Hie rumiOr that a majority of the faculty wind storm. One might say that thought that these leather bags gret seeing Bogart at his speak to the administration in falsetto voices shows the prob- one really does not get rich were full of sand to weigh lem precisely. easily, but only by legitimate It becomes necessary then to redefine tJhe relationship of means and hard work. Footlight Club players prepare the administration to the acadentic community. This new rela- The status and alteration of tionship would find the administration administering the needs characters in this movie is of the academic community as defined by the academic commu- very important. Bogart plays 'The Tree Climber' production nity. The administration would assume the responsibility for en- the part of one of two young Rehearsals are well in pro- Set design, which features gyring the continued existence of the physical university plant, men in this movie. Among the gress for the Footlight Club's new materials, is toy Gl Roes- i,f., raising funds, providing maintenance, hiring secretaries, three characters in this movie, production of "The Tree Climb- sner. Costumes have "been de- 9tc. However, the running of the university as an educational in- Bogart is the only character er", a modern Egyptian play signed by Somia Blaschere, stitution would be the sole responsibility of the academic com- which goes through a charac- in two acts by Tewfik Al-Ha- now living in Pittsburg, for- munity. It wug Cohen Wayne Springer ed freshman." Part of the cri- sounds and grammatical pat- netist in particular had a very HEADLINE EDITOR CIRCULATION MANAGER ticism is quite valid. It is de- terns of a new language de even, brilliant tone. There is David Eadie sirable for the language class mands above all persistence little dou'bt that the Quintette Bill Schiavi instructor to be present at the and will power on the part of is of a high caliber, perhaps PROOF EDITOR ADVERTISING MANAGER laboratory sessions at least ac- the learner himself. The ef- is was a slight off-night. They Pam Stetson Ken Campbell casionally, if not all the time. forts of lab assistant, or teach- did seem, however, to be in ADVISOR Particularly at the beginning er are at best of secondary im- excellent form in their encore, Mr. Fred Gertz of a semester in late where new portance. It's the student who namely the delightful St. An- student assistants are taking must concentrate, repeat, and thony Chorale from Haydn's Ki'ljremn!tni bj- over, conditions are apt to be memorize. Divertimento in B flat Major. Nallunul Kriurutionul Advertising Services. Inc. somewhat chaotic. Next year Sincerely, Scruiul Clus« l'ostale l'Hill «I A If ri-,I. New York 14M<£> our language lab supervisor is M. E. Mcintosh Scheduled to work full time in- Chairman, Department FIAT LUX Alfred, N. Y. Opinions t'xprcNSeil under by I i il es in this IlcwspülH-T stead of mornings only. This of Foreign Languages March 10, 1970 9 uri', nut iiecfKMirlt)' thúsé uf The lOilhuriit] liuurj. Flatly, they call earth picture fake

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JOIN A ROUND EARTH SOCIETY HE FLAT EARTH SOCIETY is bigger than you think. Almost every- one belongs, because, as Euclid noted, a plane is infinite. Consider I o, SUPPORT THE TEACH-IN J_thth e advantages: Throughout this spring, and especially on April 22, Round Earthers on hundreds of campuses will join in a T NATIONAL ENVIRONMENTAL TEACH-IN to explore nature's law of limits. This can be a historic break- through in understanding all that is needed to have a whole and healthy earth. . Infinite air supply, capable of absorbing any amount of nitrogen and The Sierra Club, a young, 77-year old Round Earth Society, hopes you will participate - that everyone on sulphur oxides, hydrocarbon residues, etc., with no ill effects. your campus will seize this opportunity to learn ways to protect the environment. To help you, the Sierra Club has prepared an environmental activist's handbook - ECOTACTICS. It will arm you to take the initiative to combat Flat Earth thinking: to findou t how to keep your life-support system • Rivers without end, sufficient to carry any amount of sewage and intact. ECOTACTICS will soon be available at your local bookstore. industrial waste to an infinite ocean, too large ever to be polluted.

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The Flat Earth Society has much to offer, if you just'accept its social illusions and reject the "optical illusion" above. It has strong institutional support: steel companies (strip mining, air pollution), oil companies (offshore drilling, air and water pollution), aircraft companies ¿the SST, noise and air pollution), some organized religions (anti-birth control), automobile, lumber, real estate interests, etc., etc.

Conservationists are the spoil-sports. They see limits everywhere. They are: paranoid (distrust technological tampering with the environment)', socialistic (reject the right of private owners to plunder the earth), hippy (take to woods to escape "progress") and fanatic (wage militant fights against the destruction of the earth's ecology). Local groups urged to dedicate 7 New! BEM urges 'lunch drive 'Earth Day' to Rachel Carson By IRWIN BERLIN College students at Alfred Vietnam group represent a The following are some "Ac- environmental education pro- and elsewhere opposed to the small minority of all business- tion notes" taken from the gram utilizing loçal resources. Vietnam war are urged by the men in the country. Yet con- February 18th newsletter of They are planning a program Buusiness Executive Move for sidering the risks involved in the Environmental Teach-in of student-produced fims and Vietnam Peace to "take a busi- in possible loss of sales and national headquarters in Wash- music for local high-schools nessman to lunch." BEM says customers, business activity ington: and community groups. An that you should try to con- against the war is more wide- "April marks the sixth an- "Envirothematic Art Show" is vince him to join an active spread than might be sup- niversary of the death of set for the campus soon, and opposition to the war. posed. Silent Spring. local artists have been invited The businessman taken to Thousands of executives took As a tribute to her coura- to submit works which depict lunch should, if possible, be part in the October 15 Vietnam geous and pioneering work in environmental problems." — the young person's father. Also Moratorium protest. BEM pub- 4 heightening public awareness Hey! this sounds like a good the youngster, not the old man, licized and implicitly endorsed Linde of the effect of DDT and in idea. Why don't you start do- should pick up the tab. the November 15 Mobilization Stars honor of her defense of a qual- ing the same thing. Environ- BEM claims a membership through a series of newspaper ity environment, two biology mental works may be submit- of 2700. It is the largest and advertisements. at lowest prices ever! professors from Nejv York ted to Professor Zweygardt al most active organization of its The head of BEB says "ma- Man's triumph over nature! have suggested that local Binns Merril Hall. kind, including top executives ny in our organization are in Beautiful blue Linde Stars groups dedicate April 22, Here are some ECO Ques- of a number of well-known companies profiting tfrorfl the that rival natural star sap- Earth Day, to the memory of tions you might ponder: companies and owners of nu war. But there are more im- phires in all but cost! A. Miss Carson. dazzling gift for so little 1) What companies are re- merous small firms. portant things than profits. It's cost. He'll love it! Copies of the proclamation presented in your university's BEM members, and memb timie to end this useless laugh- Blue Linde star men's set. $35.00 may be obtained by writing investment portfolio? of similar businessmen's anti- ter." Tie tacks from $12.50 J. Gary Holway, Professor of 2) What are the industrial Biology, State University of affiliations of your university's Barrochos maintain slim margin E. W. Crandall New York at Oneonta." trustees? "Students at Emory and Hen- 3) Who are the members of & Son ry College, Emory, Virginia, the various pollution control in campus bowling competition are developing a community agencies responsible for your By Joe Pellicciotti Ing, Kappa Psi, which has held locale and what are their cre- With only two regular sched- the league for most of the dentials? uled games left to be played, schedule, changed places with 4) As the politicians realize in intramural bowling, inde- "Barrachos," as "Barrachos" the political potential of en- pendent "Barrachos" holds a took 3 points and Kappa Psi vironmental issues and come slim 1 point lead over second took the remaining point. Fay- BETTER out for cleaning up the en- place Kappa Psi Upsilon and erweather rolled a high series CHECK vironment, check their votes a 2V2 point lead over indepen- of 554 for "Barrachos" and OUR CASH on military spending. Where dent "Mike's Bluff". Delta Sig- Larry Lyke rolled 550 for PRICES do they plan to get the money ma Phi holds fourth plaie in Kappa Psi. Lyke and Paul Chap- BEST for environmental programs? the competition. man rolled 200 games (221 and AROUND! In last Tuesday night's bowl- 213 respectively). In the other games, Barresi took 4 points from Tefft. Ed DAILY SPECIALS THIS WEEK at STEARNS' Dupras rolled 526 for Barresi and Chuck Leedecke rolled a — MONDAY — high 453 series fofc Tefft. Del- CHICKEN AND BISCUITS WITH GRAVY ta Sig took 3 points and Mike's — TUESDAY — Bluff" took 1, as Dennis Wilt ROAST BEEF ON KIMELWICK ROLL rolled 523 for Delta Sig and ROAST BEEF DINNER Mike Dorfman rolled a 572 series-for "Mike's Bluff."- — THURSDAY — Current standings: SMORGASBORD 1. Barrachos Ckafiman de.nbe.%, ùria. 5-9 P.M. — ALL YOU CAN EAT 2. Kappa Psi 3. Mike's Bluff 4. Delta Sig Hornell's Original Discount Liquor Shop Ste4%K4 5. Barresi 6. Tefft 7. Tau Delt ¿ittie fàed'W** 8. Lambda Chi ' FIAT LUX Alfred, N. Y. 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PROGRAM FOR ALL Saxons stomp Allegheny in home season conclusion By MARK AARON merous Alfred victories. tion for the crowd, as he was the "gators" to get back into game in his last home appear- The Saxons concluded their Once the game was under- tossing the ball through the the ball game. By the time it ance in an Alfred uniform. home season in basketball last way, the starting Saxon five hoop almost everytime the Sa- was apparent that Alfred was With 54 seconds to go, Ryan Tuesday night by defeating the of Kevin Cregan, Ken Fabri- xons brought the ball down to moving toward their seventh liit with a side jump shot and "gators" flrom Allegheny Col- kant, Phil Maher, Jim Dunn, their end of the court, by us- victory against eleven defeats, added his final point in a free lege by the margin of 92-69. 'and Ryan seemed to "click" ing a combination that ranged Coach Baker had removed his throw with 11 seconds show- It was an impressive finale for right away by playing the best from outside jump shots to Starting line-up and the Saxon ing on the clock. The final the Saxons, who will unfortun- basketball that they have driving lay-ups. Dunn was substitutes were in the game score: Alfred 92 — Allegheny* ately be losing one of the great shown in some time. They stealing the ball and by work- doing a fine job and main- 69. High scorer for Allegheny Alfred basketball stars, Pete were moving the ball swiftly ing in conjunction with his taining a sizeable Alfred lead. was John Howald, a 6'3" Sen- Ryan, who is presently a Sen- around the court and were put- teammates on a number of Jake Levell had a hot shoot- ior. ior. ting on a fine performane for fast action plays, he helped to ing hand with 12 points all in The Saxon victory was a the home crowd. Meanwhile, place the Saxons completely the second half, while Dunn welcome one and a fine way Prior to the start of Tues- the Allegheny squad seemed to out of reach. He bucketed 19 contributed 6 more to his first to finish the 1969-70 home sea- day's game, a b&pner was car- 'be playing as though the game points in that first period and period total. son. The Saxons put together ried around the gym with the had not even begun. They finished the game with 25 " It was then, with about 2% a well-played game and each words: THANKS TO OUR "MR. were missing easy shots and points. Fabrikant, too, played minutes to go in the game, player contributed his own BASKETBALL, PETE RYAN." were almost putting the ball well in the half with some that the crowd started chant- skills to help notch the win. Ryan, the 5'9" guard from directly into Alfred's hands. good passing and shooiting to ing "We want Ryan" and the The loss to Alfred gives Al- Pleasantville, N.J., was then It was in the middle of the score 8 points out of his game Saxon soon put back into the legheny a record of 4-12. introduced into the starting first period that the Saxons total of 12. The score at half- line-up by being praised as completely broke loose and time had the Saxons leading one of the greatest Alfred play- 47-21. WHEN YOU WANT THE VERY BEST ers who, as a Freshman, had appeared to dominate all ac- COME TO THE MEN'S SHOP established new scoring re- tivities on the floor. cords. As coJcaptain of the Jim Dunn, a 6'0" Junior at In the second period, Alfred Saxons, he provided the force the other guard position, seem- continued to move along at a many times to trigger off nu- ed to put on a one-man exhibi- swift pace, never allowing •&MCNS SHOP?* 99-101 Main Str««t H ornali, N Y. THÈ IDEAL APPAREL FOR THE IDEAL ST. PAT'S WEEKEND! B. C.: Did you write your HELP WANTED: Overseas STUDENT RATES: 0.50 — diary today? jobs—High Pay-List of comp- first three lines 0.15 each ad- anies hiring, Only $2.00. Home ditional line "THE THIRD". ..You are workers wanted, (address en- NON-STUDENT RATES: 0.75 now living with next years velopes); send stamped, self first three lines 0.20 each ad- roomate! addressed envelope for de- ditional line. tails. The Elliott Co., 748 Wash- U.S. TAPE CLUB: All tapes ington Ave., Miami Beach, Fla. FOR. SALE: 2 black and % off list price. Deal directly 33139. white televisions, both in work- with the club. No obligation ing order. One RCA 20 inch to buy any tapes. 8TR tapes COLD PUPIE ... screen, one Zenith 24 inch —$4.63. Contact W.G. Box screen, both for $35.00 or 594 Alfred, New York. DONNA, is your teddy bear $18.50 each. Contact "The warm now? Claw", batk alley at 83% N. CONTRARY to popular be- Main, under the eerie street lief, God-'s last name is not Who is attractive, anxious, light, next to the "Firpo US. Damn it. available.. .and still not preg- MAX BAER AT THE GAR- nant^-proofed? DEN" poster. No Dykes. J.: What do trains have to do with relativity? Signed Me. TRUSTEES: If you would KNITTED SCARVES: made like to be sure of getting your to order. Call 8069. Ask for KAPPA PSI: check your copy of the FIAT at the cor- the "BOYS" roomate. pantry. rect address, or if perchance you should be interested in YOU may not remember THTICWYSBILYHCFATE being informed of student meeting Ann F°x in the Pub, opinion on pertinent events at 'but she remembers YOU! !! SNAKES: You bet your asp the time,—please send your there aren't any. correct mailing address to the FIAT, Box 767, Alfred. Nobody FIAT LUX Alfred, N. Y. TO THE BLUSHING FRUS- around here will tell us who 12 March 10, 1970 TRATE: why didn't you say you are or where you live. hello? (I saw you walking in Thank you kindly L.M. DAD NEEDS the opposite direction over 72 KlSPORTSWEAsR hours ago) Thanks! I can ne- STONED: I love you more COVENTRY A NEW BILLFOLD ver forgive you. than that. SLY. CRIMSON SQUID, chartreuse DID YOU: know that in 1914 crow, beware of the pink teddy the building that is presently bear. the castle housed the author- ized Local chapter of the Klu WHAT has Stets done now? Klux Klan in Alfred? That's a "Her Mommie". fact.

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