Friday, March 20, 1964 Serving and Informing its Readers Vol. 41-No. 21
REP. ROBERT TAFT, JR. <|eft> and Dr. David Befien (center) discuss Tafr's noon speech while Al (antes of Strouss's listens in. * * * * * * such an event with a high de• gree of success. The partici• pating organizations can bene• fit themselves as well as the student body by their coopera• tion," Joyce said. Plans for the University's first Spring Weekend which Delisio added that the commit• tee is appealing to all organiza• "We need a restatement of the feeling of self-determina• will begin May 8 are progressing well, according to co-chair• tions, not just fraternities and tion for all peoples—an old American principle," stated man Steve Joyce. sororities, to take an active part in making this weekend a huge Robert Taft, Jr., who is running for the Republican nomina• The three-day affair will begin with a formal dance at success. tion to the United States Senate, in a brief address to 400 Idora Park on Friday, May 8. Tommy Groth's Orchestra will He said, "This is a great oppor• University students last Friday. provide the music. ^ tunity to all clubs to make money; Daneen Julio and Joyce are co- it entails creativity, organization "How much longer are we going"^ A festival with a Gay 90s theme chairmen of the event. Miss Julio is and initiative on the part of all to turn to the federal government will highlight the afternoon ac• also handling arrangement for the groups. We are expecting an en• for things which should be left to tivities Saturday, May 9. All char• cone e r t. Margie thusiastic response to this pro• the individual?" he asked the audi• tered organizations are eligible to Am Woltors is sub- gram and we will approve all en• ence. He added that in accordance construct festival booths on the chairman of the tries on a first-come first-served with the principle of equal oppor• University's campus. Awards will opening night basis." tunity, there should be a minimum be presented for the best booth dance and Fred Delisio added that the en• level set for the unfortunate. according to originality and close• D e1is io is in tries may be submitted to the "But," he said, "there is no need ness to theme. charge of the fes• Student Council Office between to put a featherbed there." Saturday evening a concert, star• tival. Three University faculty mem• 1 and 3 p.m, Monday through Taft described the two parties ring the Four Preps, will be held bers will join Bishop James Ma- Joyce said that Friday until April 10. as being different in their philoso• at Stainbaugh Auditorium from 9 lone,.National Newman Moderator, the spring week- The total budget allocated by phies about unemployment saying to 1. Casual at- Student Council for the event is that he favors the Manpower pro• to discuss the ecumenical move• tir.e will be the e n d festival is gram for helping people to help ment at 8 p.m. Sunday at Cardinal dress for this Miss Julio patterned after $4,195. 92,500 of that f&r the Satur• themselves rather than the idea segment of the the festival at the University of day night concert. Mooney High School. of simply handing out money. "We festivities. Detroit. Last year was the .first must help people to help them• Faculty members Mrs. Jean AUiii versity- year UD sponsored such an event selves" he stated. "We can dictate Kelty, English, and Dr. Morris lf| wide picnic will and it brought a profit of $13,000 neither jobs ;nor prosperity." Slavin. and Dr. Donald Behen, his• cap the weekend. to the organizations thai partici• tory, will, emphasize the impact T h e outing, an pated. He explained that his holding of that the ecumenical movement has all-day affair, Joyce pointed out that Detroit several precepts led him to his had on the intellectual world as will be held at is an urban school with an enroll• party choice, one of which was con• viewed through Catholic and non- Yankee Lake. A Joyce ment less than that of Youngs- cern for the role of the individual Catholic thought. band will also be there for late town. in society. We must value the in• afternoon and evening entertain• The ecumenical council is the "This proves that a non- The college chapter of the dependence of the individual to use ment. 19th Vatican council of the Cath• campus school can. promote NAACP will sponsor its first an• his responsibilities as best he can. olic Church called originally by the nual variety show and dance 8 p.m. Taft went on to say that the indi• late Pope John XXIII. to 1 a.m. Saturday in Strouss Audi• vidual must be safeguarded from torium. undue interference. Pope Paul VI, present head of Thu 15-act show will be high• "Regardless of which candi• the Roman church, in his address lighted by the following acts: Al date is elected, I am sure that to the second session of the Vati• Bright Trio; Marsha Bender, folk the Republican party will con• can Council, states ". . . We enu• singe).-; Frank Halfacre, comedian; tinue to stand for a stronger, merate the objectives in four Morgan Erhard, rhythm and blues firmer foreign policy," stated points: the knowledge, or—if you singe?; and Jim Dreisiriger and Taft. "We must move." Cuba prefer—the awareness of the Representatives of the University and television station Sissy Cochran in a "Porgy - and is a real threat to peace only Church; its reform; the bringing WYTV (Channel 33) decided this week that every effort will Bess" routine. because the administration had together of all Christians in unity; be made to institute a University television show this season. The purpose of the event is to not been willing to stand the dialogue of the Church with the raise funds to establish a scholar• strong, he continued. contemporary world." Jambar columnist Mike Plaskett,"^" To organize a staff for the pro• ship program for deserving stu• In a brief question and answer This program is designed to ex• a WYTV employee, proposed the gram, an open meeting will be dents desiring to attend the Uni• period after his speech, Taft was program to Student Council last pose a wide variety of intellectual held at 11 a.m. March 25 in the versity. The grants will be based asked how he thought the Repub- September, explaining that the sta• viewpoints in fields pertinent to Audio-Visual room of the Library. (Continued on Page Five) tion had expressed interest in do• on ability and need. today's young Catholic adults. . Flad and WYTV representatives nating air time will attend. for a student-pro• duced show. Anyone interested in participat• j No definite ac- ing in the show or in contributing t i o n was taken ideas is asked to attend. "We also since much of the hope that faculty members who Youngstown Mayor Anthony B, program was still Flask has officially proclaimed in the idea stage. Saturday, March 21 as "First Vot• Council expressed Parking Stickers enthusiasm but er's Day." This proclamation was Effective immediately, a park• had reservations secured through the sponsorship of ing sticker will be required for the First Voter's Drive under the Plaskert about problems of use of the three University lots chairmanship of University fresh• co-ordinating the show. on Wick Avenue, Bryson Street man John Cox. and the new Scott Street lot. Prof. William. Flad, advertising Stickers are available at the The resolution cited the fact that department, offered to supervise its Registrar's Office for $.10. Ac• many University students will at• production. tion will be taken against stu• tain t;he age of 21 by November Flad met Monday with WYTV dents who park in the lots withv and may vote in the May primary, general manager Hara-y W. Reith. out stickers. provided they are properly regis• "It was decided," said Flad, "that tered. the presentation of a regular YU- The deadline for registering is TV series is both possible and wish to express their opinions of March 25. Cox has set up a special highly desirable. We intend to be• the show will attend the meeting registering period for University gin preparations for the show im• and lend us their support," Plas- students at 10 a.m. Saturday at mediately. kett said. the Realty Building on the square in downtown Youngstown. "A staff of University students "In addition, to be sure that no will be assembled to conceive, worthwhile suggestion or public- Cox emphasized that this cam• write and produce the series, which interest group is left out, we ask paign is completely non-partisan. will be aimed at informing the that every fraternity, sorority and He hopes that students will take a general TV audience of the in• student organization send a rep• few minutes to assure themselves terests, the projects, and the peo• resentative to the "meeting to ex• of proper representation. Ken MAYOR ANTHONY B. FLASK (center) issues endorsement pro• ple who make u;p Youngstown Uni• press its feelings and desires," Nervie, University sophomore, is clamation to students John Cox (left) and Ken Nervtc; Cox is versity," Flad added. Plaskett added. • assisting Cox in this drive. chairman of the "First Voters" drive. Page Two THE UNIVERSITY JAMBAR Friday, March 20, 1964
see the mechanism of government grind to a halt while a small clique of reactionary The University Jambar politicians repeat meaningless arguments JACK TUCKER .Editor based on little • more than prejudice and TOM GREEN . . . Managing Editor JOHN KONING Managing Editor bigotry. RON BARNES Photography Editor The right of a minority, however small, to DON T. ASCIONE .... .Business Manager by Rich Wojtowicz MIKE GLOZER Advertising Manager be heard is the essence of a truly representa• "Campus politics should be a living workshop for the SHIRLEY SOP Account Manager tive government, but action of this sort development of future leaders and responsible citizens for DANEEN JULIO Greek Editor makes a mockery of democracy. our community," said Ron Daniels, president of the campus ERNEST GREKIS, JOHN DEWELL ..Columnists —J.K. NAACP, in an interview this week. KEN NERVIE Sports Editor He explained that college is sup--*"— - 1 • •—- • , Circulation posed to give students not only an Dam£;ls Proposes open elections GAMMA SIGMA SIGMA CIRCLE K education in a particular field but as a soiutl°" t0 tms P^lem. Th.s also give a background in politics. sJstfm encompass speeches TAU KAPPA EPS1LON ni_ . , by the candidates and open debates
Stressing- the creation of good jn gtrouss Auditorium. He sai(i Published weekly by the student! of Youngstown University voting habits while in college Dan- ^ tem cmM h&yc & gH hfc be_. except during vacation and examination periods. What about Easter.this year ... to you? Editorial and business office located in 22 Pollock House. It could go by as nothing more than a four- .els added, Mf we take the advan- ginning thig semester: the NAACP tage to vote for wm hoJd ft special meetmff prioP to
Mailing address: 8o>; 69, Youngstown University day break, a chance to sport the new clothes, ; candidates ^ e]ectjon amJ &n camJidates win Youngstown 3, Ohio Phone ftl — Ext. 9 or just any other weekend. Or instead it who represent us bfi invjted to discuss- thell. views
in student gov- Qn ug .gsues might provide ar. opportunity to examine eminent, we will In addition, all members of continue to vote Easter in the light of its rich Christian heri• the student body will be in• for people to rep• vited. "This will be a step in tage. resent us in local, the right direction for develop• state and national There is a significance to Easter that de• ing and creating a collegiate A politician spoke here last Friday—stu• government." mands — or should demand — more than a political atmosphere," Daniels dents and faculty, Republicans and Demo• Citing the fact said. crats, and non-voters filled Strouss Audi• token gesture; more than an hour sometime Daniels that only 16 per His list of campus issues include: torium to listen to him. during those four days; more than a visjt at cent voted in the last Council elec- parking problem, need for better tions, Daniels said, "It's about time, activities that include the entire the neighborhood house of worship to pay Or was that the real reason? Did they every student on campus takes a campus, more pep rallies and stu- come to hear.Robert Taft the politician, or respects. serious look to see what can be dent support 0f campus events, re• done to increase participation in gardless of what organization is did they come to hear a speaker—the first A true Christian, or one of us aspiring to, these elections." sponsoring them. - University-wide speaker in five months? such a status, could take a little time out to The last election, in addition to Contending that Council having the lowest turnout in five President Denny Fraterolli "is The individual reasons aren't important; meditate on the "true meaning" of the great• semesters, was probed for illegal very conscientious and is doing the result is. This proved students will at• est sacrifice one being could give, for his votes. Sixty of the 754 votes cast a good job of running Council" tend lectures offered to them and that it's were questioned and 25 were de• Daniels also believes that the fellow men — himself. not necessary for the University to pay clared invalid. group is getting a little lax in 81,000 for the lecturer. It is ironic that our culture makes such a Commenting on this election, its duties. Specifically, he Daniels complimented Council cited negligence in office fuss about Christmas, while leaving a far This proved students here are interested for doing a good job even hours and permits to advertise. more important date in relative obscurity. Daniels said he is undecided in state and local politics, in current con• though it does not have a re• The significance attached to the birth of sponsive student body. He about running for Council this se• troversial issues ... in a speaker who will Christ is far greater — at least popularly — added, "With this small per- ' mester, but added "The local offer an intelligent and informative talk, re• NAACP and I will be ready to of• than that associated with His death; and centage voting, the network is gardless of the subject. open to domination by coali• fer any help we can for the better• yet the former was but the first in a chain tions." ment of the University." Considering this, we again urge Student of events climaxing on a windswept hillside Council to establish a weekly panel-lecture on that first Easter. £~~~~"Twas Brillig series, utilizing the talents of both the fac• ; On Christmas God gave man His only Son xvrs ulty and students at this University. to serve for a brief time as an emissary of - il's It has been proven the support is here; His word. But on Easter God gave man a the talent is available. All that remains is for promise of eternal life. Havoc at Topsam Council to "give a green light." 3: Remember — on this Easter —- immor• by Jim Tatarka tality is a gift that must be earned. —J.K. I suppose all of us have heard reference to "The Devil's 'Footprints." Let us visit the English county of Devon some 120 years ago. The night of Feb. 7 was an exceptionally dark It's a Presidential election year and the one. The moon was completely hidden by a thick layer of promises are pouring out of Congress again. Editor: ^ gray clouds. Latest news is that a bill is pending that hopping on one leg. The famed All was quiet in the small town would release a massive flood of Federal Aid I applaud the efforts of the University Student chronicler of the "unknown," Council and The Jambar in attempting: some form of Topsam; the shutters and doors Charles Fort, blandly stated, to higher education. were barred and it,.seemed a night of positive action respective to our own parking "It is my own acceptance that "not fit for man or beast." But problem. Lot attendants and elimination of aisle- not less than 1,000 one-legged The bill—through a co-ordinated plan of something was moving through the parking is a good start. kangaroos, each shod with a loans and co-operative work-study programs heavy snow, down the middle of very small horseshoe, could —would enable many students now barred Another step, which will be greatly appreciated town, over rooftops, haystacks and have marked that snow in Dev• picket fences. Something traveled from college attendance by poor finances to by those of us who had "student parking stickers" onshire." foisted upon us during registration, is the enforce• from the northern town of Topsam obtain a college education, and would lighten Eric Frank Russell, a noted ment of parking only for those students whose cars to the southern village of Dawlish author, related in 1945 he investi• the pressure on many students presently display the "student parking sticker." —over 100 miles—leaving small working their way through school. hoof-prints in a single file on v.he gated similar • hoof-marks "on a I agree that the ten cent cost of the sticker is snow-covered ground. snow-covered hill near Everberg, It sounds like the students' paradise is far below the worth of parking privileges. However, part-way between Brussels and that was the stated price. A question asked now is, These prints measured four Louvain." just around the corner. How far around the inches long by two inches wide, was the schbol selling decals or parking privileges? The prints were also single file, corner? Well, don't hold your breath. separated by eight inches. They but only ran for a few miles. They In a recent Jambar article it was pointed out that approached shops and homes and were 'exactly eight inches apai't The odds are that this bill, and any num• there is the possibility of an admission charge, this went over any obstacle in their and were in an exact straight line.' ber of other urgently needed Congressional semester, for using the parking lots. Will such a way. The tracks led into the River He believes they, belong to a new charge also be made of cars displaying the al• Exe, two miles wide, and appeared actions, will never reach the House or Senate and unknown species of bird which, ready purchased stickers?- again on the other side. floor before next fall Until then, both Houses waddles on hoof-like feet placing Many theories have been of .Congress will be tied up discussing, How about the Student Council adding the en• one foot before the other. formulated; many stories have amending, deriding, praising and emasculat• forcement of only sticker-bearing automobiles- to been told, but the above para• One eye-witness to the 1855 the parking lots? My car is only one of five or so ing the Civil Rights Bill. graphs are backed by vast doc• phenomena, Va most religious that I see in the parking lot displaying the decal. umented evidence. One promi• man," stated nervously that ...Somehow I feel that I've been suckered. Civil Rights legislation is certainly-a vital nent theory relates the prints each print was clearly defined and pressing issue, but it is disappointing to Chuck Morgan were caused by a kangaroo because the snow hadn't mere• ly been packed down but had been melted as if by a "red- hot iron." Another interesting item record- eel in Frank Edwards' collections of phenomenon which science cannot or will not explain, is the following "Case of the Invisible Sniper." March of 1951 ushered a most perplexing riddle into the minds of Scotland Yard. It seems some• thing was stalking the - highway between London and Portsmouth. Thomas Woods of York Road. Kingston, Surrey, relates his ex- (Continued on Page Four) Friday/March 20, 1964 THE UNIVERSITY JAMB Page Three
J. Ross Philips, manager of Re• ty, assistant secretary and treas• 1 by Bob Kramer public Steel's Youngstown division, urer. SELF cordially invites — no, that's no good. Just how was elected to the University Board Joseph G. Butler III, Sidney J. of Trustees at the regular board Collins, John H. Graft, Rev. Glenn do you go about — well, let's start again. meeting in Pollock House Wednes• ley, Fred B. King, Jr., William F. You see, SELF (short for the Student Educational Loan day. W. Holdbrook, Mrs. W. H. Kilcaw- Fund) is a student-operated organization designed to help All officers of the board as well Maag, Jr., William Haig Ramage, other students attend school by; offering them financial, aid. as 10 members whose terms ex• James L. Wick, Jr., and Laurin D. pired this month were reelected. Woodworth were reelected. Credit for starting the fund goes making projects regard their work Philips has been with Republic BAR SARA DRABKIN, freshman, to Mr. and Mrs. McKinley Browne. with a businesslike attitude. Steel since 1937. He became as• took first place last week in In one way or another they have The first project came al- sistant manager of the order de• the intramural extemporaneous been helping students at the Uni• ' most a year ago when an an• partment in 1943 and two years speaking contest. Harvey Cole• versity for many years. But there nual dance began its cycle. later was promoted to manager. man placed second and Charles is only so much that two persons , Other projects included ticket He came to Youngstown in 1949 Moore third. can do. Thus, last year Mrs. sales for the recent opening of as manager of the order and ship• Browne interested her public re• the Broumas Theater at the ping department and was appoint• lations classes in sponsoring Liberty Plaza. SELF. , ed general superintendent of the But let's get back to what I tried Youngstown plant in 1959. He was SELF does not restrict ap• to say in the beginning: from 9 made assistant district manager in plications to the Business p.m. to 1 a.m. today in Strouss 1960 and took over his present po• U School but encompasses all Auditorium, the second annual sition in January of 1962. full-time students who have SELF dance will kick off the sec• Philips attended Clemson College The Social Science Club is seek• been at the University for one ond year of SELF'S life.. and completed the advanced man• ing students interested in partici• full semester. The loans are This is what should have been agement program at Harvard Uni• pating in a Mock Republican Con• interest-free, but students are said in the beginning; but instead, versity Graduate School of Busi• vention to be staged by the club asked to repay them, thus in• the fabulous features offered to ness Administration. on April 30. suring the continuance of you, the customer of the SELF The new trustee is a member of . Backers of candidates Nelson SELF. dance — the nearly 30 door prizes the American Iron and Steel Insti• Rockefeller, Margaret Chase donated by local merchants — the The student applies to a five- tute, the Association of Iron and Smith, Richard M. Nixon, William live combo to be featured — the J. Ros:; Philips member board composed of one Steel Engineers and the executive Scranton and Henry Cabot Lodge low admission price of only $.75 — . . . new Trustee student f rom each of the three ad• committee of the Youngstown Area are needed. well, they've been saved — for vanced PR classes, one advanced Officers are Charles G. Watson, Chamber of Commerce. He is also Anyone interested in this mock YOU. PR instructor and the department chairman; J. Lester Mauthe, Wil• active in the Boy Scouts, Red Cross convention is asked to leave his So,^ SELF cordially invites . . . head from the student's field of liam B. Pollock II and Dr. John and YMCA. name, address and phone number YOU, study. McCann, vice chairmen; Hugh W. Philips is married, has three in the Social Science Club's mail• • Monogram med pencils Manchester, secretary; Carl W. children and resides at 211 Diana box at the west end of Main Build• SELF has been a practical prob• your name or any name* in gold Ullman, treasurer; E. Perry Beat- Drive in Poland. ing. lem-solving experience for the PR 5 for $ .25 classes, offering instruction both • Graduation or wedding - from a textbook and from appli• announcements cation. SELF itself really isn't a • Napkins arid matches problem at all. The PR students Reasonable Prices helping with the various money- Fred Anvivino — phone 746-5717
Complete Optical Service University President Howard W. Jones and other Uni• sity Board of Trustees and Eyes Examined Contact Lenses versity officials showed members of the Ohio Capital Plan• Statg Sen. Charles J. Carney were among those present. ning Board Tuesday, afternoon where they expect to construct (Student Rates) two buildings in the $9.5 million Community College-Techni• In addition to Chairman Shaw, board members present were State Complete Selection of Modern Frames cal Institute program. ^ take those from the lower third if 'Rep. George D. Tablack of Struth- Prescriptions Accurately Filled The board toured the 58-acre ers, State Sen. Edmund A. Sargus they can pass stipulated tests." Lenses Duplicated — Prompt Repair Service tract that will be available to the Dr. M. J. Charignon, dean of the of Belmont County, State Rep. University for its redevelopment engineering school, and P. C. Ralph E. Fisher of Wooster who is On the Square — Next to Palace Theater —- 743-5131 program. Dr. Jones emphasized Pickard, business manager of the chairman of the House Finance that the University' is ready to go University, joined President Jones Committee; Howard h. Collier, dep• ahead with both the state and pri• in meeting with the state board uty director of the Ohio Depart• vate expansion programs, pending and local officials. ment of Finance; State Rep. Robert final approval of the plans. Mayor Anthony B. Flask, E. Netzley of Miami County; Fred The technical institute, which City Finance Director Thomas Beckman, chief of the budget divi• will offer training on a junior col• J. Barrett, County Commis• sion of the Department of Finance; lege level, will be constructed at sioners Thomas J .Carney, Ed• Alfred Glenow of the Ohio Depart• Lincoln and Fifth Avenues. Appro• ward J. Gilronan and John Pa• ment of Public Works; Gordon Ed- priated $5 million from state liquor lermo as well as Charles Wat• berts of the Department of Finance 31 Kl. Champion profits in December, the Universi• son, chairman of the Univer• and Dr. Judson D. Wilson. ty plans to spend $3.5 million for 13 GREAT BOWLING BALLS construction of the building and $1.5 million for equipment. By the No. 1 Name in Bowling I's Appropriated $4.5 million (Continued from Page Two) besieged by motorists who thought BRUNSWICK from the $250 million bond is• periences as follows: "The wind• they were being "shot at." Always from $19.95 sue passed by Ohio voters last shield shattered and glass flew there was a flash on the wind• Credit Terms and Gift, Certificates Available November, the University will back on the front seat, causing a shield, a bang and splintered glass spend $1.5 million to construct hole large enough to stick my fist showered inside the car. A bullet a research center near the through . . ." was never found or any hole where Remember: "Once drilled, a bowling ball is for present Science Building. Some The holes resembled those it might have gone through the keeps; so be fussy about who drills it." $2 milion will be spent for made by a very small high- car. equipment. powered rifle. Not one bullet The only explanation which was Dr. Jones told the board that has ever been found, however, offered was "a meteorite the size these facilities provided by the and 32 motorists have reported of a pinhead traveling at'an in• state would be utilized to give a being "shot at." The roadway credible speed could produce pre• maximum of added educational op• where this "occurred" is very cisely the effects attributed to the portunity for youth in this section clear -and open with fields lin• phantom bullets. of Ohio, at a luncheon held earlier ing both sides. that afterrioon in Pollock House. Careful examination of the wind• This, however, was filed away State Senator Robert Shaw, shields and one pock-holed car door as a scientific impossibility. What chairman of the planning board, failed to produce any tangible sub• were they? This has been another, explained the advisory functions of stance as would be left by a bullet. effort at stimulating minds and the board in relation to allocation Finally, in June of 1952, state awakening dormant trains of of these funds. police in Indiana and Illinois were thought. Dr. Jones explained that the University ha» an enrollment of 9,000 students with over Bargain Time—Monday thru Friday before 6 p.m.—YU Students Vi-price! 5,000 full-time; he quoted stu• dents as saying "seats in the classrooms never get cold." He added that 99 per cent of CLEAN • MODERN • CONVENIENT youths, given the will and the mo• tivation, can take a college educa• LADIES WELCOME tion. He said the students here are FEATURINC — 10 REGULATION BILLIARD TABLES "serious-minded" and explained that the University takes students Hours: 11:00-A.M. to 12:00 P.M. Weekdays from the upper two-thirds of their Sunday: 1:00 P.M. to midnight high school graduating classes. Downstairs, a? the Tod Hotel on the Square However, Dr. Jones added, "we also Friday, March 20, 1964 Page Four THI: UNIVERSITY JAMBAR
l;hird advance is only $288 plus the pating in the NDEA loan act !?212 which has been prepaid. may also participate in or co• Oberlin Group Attac operate with" any private col• At Stambaugh "By the beginning of the lege-loan program charging third year, the parent is given. students more than 9 per cent The Oberlin College OrchestrL, $424 of his own money back a year. conducted by Franz Bilbo, will pre• and a $76 advance to equal sent a concert at 8:30 p.m. Friday, WASHINGTON (CPS)—Two angry midwestern Sen• $500. Still, the monthly pay• Douglas said he was astonished April 3, at Stambaugh Auditorium. ments of $106 continue until "at the high rates charged even by Regarded by many as one of ators this week launched an attack on what they termed the parent receives no more institutions which proudly proclaim the outstanding collegiate orches• "outrageous and incredible" interest rates charged for U.S. advances but is given back his they are low-cost lenders." He cited tras in the country, the touring own money for the final two students will present a symphonic college and university student loans. the 11-plus per cent interest rates semesters," charged by "typical" banks in Al- program in their concert here. Tickets will be available at the Initiating a plan to damp a cent annual interest was the Hartke also named other firms lentown, Pa., and Cleveland, Ohio. auditorium the evening of the con• limit on interest rates charged for Tuition Plan, Inc., of New charging the high interest rates , But, Douglas said the worst of• cert, but may be reserved by writ• student loans was Sen. Vance York, a subsidiary of C.I.T. with similar programs. They in• ing to Norman Lloyd, Dean of the Hartke, D-Ind. He has introduced Financial Corp. cluded Education Funds, Inc., of fenders were "small loan and fi• Conservatory of Music, Oberlin legislation providing massive col• Providence, K.I., a Household Fi• nance companies which have estab• College, Oberlin, Ohio. All seats lege student aid including low-in• In a Congressional Record state• nance Corp. subsidiary, which Hart• lished subsidiaries with philan• are reserved at $2^50. terest commercial loans and said ment, Hartke explained the firm's ke said chai-ged as much as 54 per thropic sounding names." some commercial lenders are charg• operation this way: cent annually in interest. ing as much as 60 per cent interest "The plan will furnish a student annually. His study showed that federal $500 a semester for eight semes• (including the National Defense with ters in return for a fixed service Sen. Paul H. Douglas, D-IH., told Education Act (NDEA), state and charge of $240 (the total) paid, MaxShuIman CPS that he will introduce a bill other non-profit student loan rates at $106 a month for 40 months be• holding these interest rates to a ranged from 3 to 6 per cent. (Author of Rally Round the Flag, Boys!" maximum of 9 per cent annually. ginning a month after the first and "Barefoot Boy With Cheek.") advence. Sen. Douglas, a former Chicago Hartke said some of the University economist, said he "The student or his parents re• commercial firms were "un• would propose his maximum 9 per knowingly r e c o mmended by pays $530 on a $500 advance dur• cent interest rate as an amendment WELL-KNOWN FAMOUS PEOPLE: No. 1 college authorities without ing each of the first two semesters to the NDEA Act. realization of their ownership and then repays (during the sum• This is the first in a series of 48 million columns examining the or usurious terms." Named by mer) $212 before the start of the It would provide that "no careers of men who have significantly altered the world we live Hartke as charging 60 per third semester. This means the education institution partici- in. We begin today with Max Planck. Max Planck (or The Pearl of the Pacific, as he is often called) gave to modern physics the law known as Planck's Constant. Many people when they first hear of this law, throw up their hands and exclaim, "Golly whiskers, this is too deep for little old me!" (Incidentally, speaking of whiskers, I cannot help but men• tion Personna Stainless Steel Razor Blades. Personna is the blade for people who can't shave after every meal. It shaves you closely, cleanly, and more frequently than any other stainless steel blade on the market. The makers of Personna have publicly declared—and do here repeat—that if Personna Blades don't give you more luxury shaves than any other stainless steel blade, they will buy you whatever blade you think is better. Could anything be more fair? I. for one, think '64 Jet-smooth Chevrolet Impala Sport Coupe (119-in. wheelbase) not.)
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by Mike Plaskett he's a hip spookster or a spook gravely regales them with a stock This column is for people who hipster. On camera he appears of running gags and swipes at A joint production of J. S. Bach's parish house between the two like TV horror movies with more inside a slowly pulsating halo as local TV personalities. "St. John Passion" will be present• parts. than a grain of salt. It's about a floating head supported by a Most frequently the butt of his ed by Dana School of Music and Information concerning reserva• Ghoulardi, the funny man whogosh-awful , goaty beard and a good humor is WEWS news com• St. John's Episcopal Church at tions for the supper can be ob• haunts the lofty, tinted studios of shaft of light. Interrupting the mentator Dorothy Fuldheim. Miss 4:30 p.m. March 22 in the church. tained by calling the church. Tick• Channel 8 -(WJW-TV) in Cleve• feature movie at irreverent and ir• Fuldheim, privately admitted by ets for the performance can be land. relevant intervals, he plays elec• Ghoulardi to be a "very intelligent, Ronald Gould, a member of the purchased at either Dana or the Ghoulardi hasn't decided whether tronic tricks on the viewers and very literate woman," .is always Dana faculty and organist and church. popping up on the show {in illus- choir master of St. John's, will di• traued form only) wearing a han• rect soloists, the Dana Chorus, the dlebar moustache, or on a "want• St. John's Festival Chorus and ed" poster or, most recently, as a members of Youngstown Philhar• Taft Speech monic and Dana Orchestras in the huge doll bearing the sign "What (Continued from Page One) joint undertaking. Evor Happened to Baby Dorothy?" licans would treat the Bobby Bak• Ghoulardi does arouse the ire, er case as an election issue. He The narrative portion of the pas• though, of some TV people in said that their actions would de• sion story is sung by C. Wade Cleveland — one Channel 3 news• pend on the way the administration Raidon. The chorus takes the part man is angry because his name treated the scandal, and '*. . . it. of the multitude of people and also isn't used often enough! appears that a whitewash is in comments on the story in chorales Ghoulardi gives it to his own the making." sung during the course of the nar• station once in a while too. Last rative besides opening and closing Answering another question, week he did some schtick with a f^MBBm' ^FiMh' »BNMIILI I •••••I the entire work. Taft said that the United States picture of Stan Laurel. He tagged should definitely increase military it with "Remember that show?" Part one of the passion story support in Viet Nam. He explained (WJW used to run a gas of a se• will begin at 4:30 p.m. while part that the United States cannot just ries, called "Laurel, Ghoulardi and two will start at 7 p.m. A supper hang on and keep talking about Ha;:dy.") "I used to do that until will be served in the St. John's future withdrawal of troops; he they found out that 'Leave It to termed such actions "highly un• Bes.ver' was cheaper." realistic." Ghoulardi knocks his own movies He concluded that if we leave too. Bracketing commercial inserts, Viet Nam we will just be letting his appearances are marked with the frontier of Communism move one-liners like, "Gee, is this a a little farther south. crummy movie" and "Boy, have you ever seen such lousy acting?" Or, when the lovely female ghost in the flick walks at midnight, he'll ALL YOU CAN EAT superimpose a line on the screen For March 30 liko: "Here she comes again, Members of Harvard's Exhibi• Greek News folks." tion Debate Team will visit the 99£ by Daneen Julio Frequently, he'll appear full- University March 30 for the sec• length on the screen himself in ond Harvard-YU debate in two EAT IT TO BELIEVE IT! New officers and new members made the news this week' a. jsort of white smock, panning years. The debate will take place the actors and giving phony direc• at 7:30 p.m. in Strouss Auditorium. as the Greeks elected and inducted. tions to characters hysterically try• Includes: Phi Mu officers: Angie Damiano, president; Jacqueline ing to escape some "monster." The In April, 1903, the Harvard De• MAIN COURSE whole thing, really, is hysterical. baters met members of the YU SALADS Evans, vice president; Ilona Labusch, recording secretary; Varsity before a capacity crowd in Ghoulardi isn't angry. He just DESSERTS the Library's Audio-Visual Room. Gerry Gonda, treasurer; Cindy Jickess, pledge director, and regards the whole world as a This year's - match will draw not DRINKS purple knif — with a lot of little Susan Antalik, rush chairman. Newly installed members: only University students but 'also THE WORKS knifs running around in it. In short, high school faculty and student Carole Jones, Patsy Lewis and Helen McAllise. he';; hip. " .99 body members. The topic of the Alpha Omicron Pi officers I asked Ghoulardi last week .03 current debate season is "Resolved: Gloria Polliso, president; Sue Van- Slagle, vice president; Steve whether he has a humorous phi• that the Federal Government .$1.02 nelli, vice president; Elaine Vietz, Yourst, secretary; Dave Madasci, losophy. He explained it this way: should guarantee an opportunity corresponding secretary; Carole treasurer; Rich Roper, chaplain; "It's not definitely a philosophy, THIS IS ALL YOU PAY! for higher education to all quali• Hamilton, recording secretary, and Russ Patterson, historian; Tom and I'm not terribly sure it's 'good fied high school graduates." 11:00 a.m. to 9:00 p.m. Barbara Murray, treasurer. Rogers, sergeant at arms, and John humor.' It's mostly humor made Fimognari, pledge trainer. New members of Delta Sigma out of a situation . . . you're just A short coffee hour in the cafe• FRATELLl'S Phi: Jack Robertson, Lenny Har- the first to put into words what teria will follow the debate. Mem• dell, Jack Greaf, Gary Rosemburg, most people are thinking, and bers of both teams will be avail• CAFETERIA Doug McGea:ay, Lew Cassalandra, somehow, it kind of ends up funny, able for conversation and question• 26 W. Indianola Ave. and Robert Winschank. oddly enough." ing. Sigma Alpha . Epsilon offi• Why is Ghoulardi funny? Prob• cers: Bob iBoyd, president; Ed 3# ably because he stabs at things. Moore, vice president; Pat Vc- Forty University students will And, literally, he explodes things. netti, secretary; Bob Gordon, perform folk dances of Israel, Yu• He zigzags between slapstick and treasurer, and Gil Schiatta- Did you know that you ca nget preferred auto insurance goslavia, Russia, Germany, Swed• satire with playful ridicule as his rella, corresponding secretary. en, Mexico, a tap number and an chi-3f weapon. Theta Chi:s new officers: £ob American square dance in the thh'd rates if you are age 23 or over? Call He's on in "Full Spectre Color" Dinello,' president; Cliff Lawson, annual University dance concert at now and two weeks ago, for the vice president; Scott Thomas, sec• 8 p.m. Friday, April 3 in Strouss first time, he definitely did "turn retary, and Bob Nolan, treasurer. Auditorium. George W. Ballan+ine blue." Like to see Ghoulardi in Tri Sigma officers: Jacci Thom• The concert is sponsored by the color? Have a B&W set? Take as, president; Maureen Lyden, vice women's physical education de• Ghoulardi's advice: At 11:20 p.m. Associated with Consolidated insurance Agency president; Donna Megala, secre• partment. The show is directed by some Friday, "Find some rich kid tary; Ruth Yozwiak, treasurer; Miss Marilyn Kocinski. . . . and go to his house . . .'" And 427 W. Commerce Res. 747-4662; Bus. 746-1252 Kate Kane, corresponding secre• The dances will be performed in one more thing: "Stay sick." tary, and Nancy Botak, keeper of the colorful costumes, authentic grades. Pledge officers: Marilou style and to the traditional music Rosselli, president; Becky Red• of the various countries. mond, vice president; Judy Was- Gyll Floding is student director ley, treasurer, and Phyllis Maeek, and choreographer. JoAnn Buckley secretary. is assistant in choreography and For those of you who haven't already THIS IS A publicity. Sandy Sorbo will be the New officers of Tau Kappa Ep• PARTIAL LIST OF THE PRIZES TO BE CIVEN AWAY AT narrator. silon: Soe Kolitsos, president; Lynn THE S.E.L.F. DANCE .... Friday, March 20, 9 p.m. to 1 a.m., in Strouss Auditorium:
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WITH ANXIETY and smiles Sigma Phi Epsilon pledges receive instructions from pledgcmaster Pete Seeala (right). They are (I. SIMILAR PADDLED wilt be carried by nine Sig Ep pledges as THE HOLIDAY ENDED, pledge John Admomus gets a small dose to r.) John Macintosh, Steve Balog, Tom Poston, Dick Piratn, they perform their daily duties; after some 10 weeks they will of "friendly" conversation from Sigma Phi Epsilon active Jack Mike Matter and Doug Mather. be installed ;ind receive the hard-earned frat pin. Yuiska in the Cafeteria. when are
Theta Chi fraternity took the largest pledge class with Richard Felser, Phil Feldman, Ed Gordon Campbell and Al Purnell. 15 men in one of the most heated rush periods on record. Seleigman, William Trager, Gil Alpha Phi Delta: Sonny D'Am- Doubet and Jack Klein. brosia, Ray Dettore, Ron Pegula, Only 113 rushee of the 162 who received bids returned them. Delta Sigma Phi: Jack Siggins, John Manciao, BUI Beardman, Mike Competition between the fraternities was very strong Peter Colt, Jim Cosdek, Louis Rich-and John Musitano. as witnessed by the fact that six frats totaled 10 or more Jerry, Don Spice, Dick Green, Tony Zeta Phi: John Girdii, John pledges. Degerlamo and George Metsis. Samario, Ron Mana and Dick Fitz• Phi Sigma Kappa: Mike Mc• Sigma Phi Epsilon: John Ad- gerald. Tau Kappa Epsilon was runner- Carthy, James Acierno, George monius, Doug Mathers, Dick Pi- Sigma Alpha Epsilon: Chuck Di- up for top honors with 14 pledges, Handel, Dwight Erickson, Gerald rain, Tom Poston, John Mcintosh, Giovanni, Joel Sowinski, Jim Or- Sigma Alpha Epsilon and Theta Xi Torba, Paul Hamilton, Joe Vuko- John Zarlenga, Mike Matteo, Dick sini, Ed Parzick, Mick Scro, Joe both received 13 returned bids, Phi vich, Francis Pahula, Pat Donlin, Coury and Steve Balog. Skerl, Bill Zimmerman, Jim Laf- Sigma Kappa had 11 and Zeta Dennis Shur, Dave Radzinski. Sigrna Tau Gamma: Charles ferty, Joel Sowinski, Jim Harina, Beta Tau 10. Zeta Beta Tau: John Ailcn, Bob Law, John Fleet, Rich Kramer, Bob Dick Farrel, Don Dugan, Chuck Sigma Phi Epsilon and Delta Schantz, Bob Zaslof, Jeff Simon, Aljars, Ken Zinz, Jim Fernandez, Papale arid Nate Strauss. Sigma Phi both took nine pledges, Sigma Tau Gamma eight, Alpha Phi Delta seven and Zeta Phi four. Most of the pledges were for• mally inducted at the regular fra- . ternity meetings last Tuesday night. Theta Chi: Frank Thomas, Ivan Milekovic, Steve Krett, Bob Luck- hart, Bill O'Horo, Arnold Habuda, Joe Zarlingo, Bob' Turner, Dave Endress, Stan Stankiwiez, Dave Pastoria, John Difigleman, Dennis Samson, Fred Carron and Tom Zamary.
Tau Kappa Epsilon: Jim Matzye, Greg Pees, Ben Caddick, Richard Parlontieri, Jack Mahan, Richard Ettienne, Bill Derskovic, Howard Dunn, Paul Putins, - John Galich, Phil Doumont, Roger Cole, Dave Edling and Jack Fiasco.
Theta Xi: Stan Barber, Mario Barbier, Dom Chidffi, Bob Slafka, Mario Stoffiere, Tom Santillo, Ron DeLorenzo, Carl Maletesta, Frank Pizullo, Jack Zubal, Terry Popo- witz, Gary Trebilcock and Bill Barry.
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GOLF TENNIS Anril 14—Baldwin-Wallace. Away April 11--Kent State Home April 20—Kent State Away April 14-—Steubenville Away April 25—Fenn-B.-Wallace . Home April 16-—Gannon Away April 29—Alliance- Robert April 18-—Fenn Home Morris Home April 20- Away April 30—Mt. Union- Walsh Sigma Tau Gamma moved a step closer to the IFC bas• BASEBALL April 23-—Steubenville Home College Home April 8- -Malone Home April 25- Away ketball championship with a 39-35 overtime victory over May 1—Clarion Away April 17- -Mount Union ... Home April 28- Home previously undefeated Theta Xi at Reed Gym last week. May 2—Ashland Away April 18- -Ashland (2) .... Away May 2—Baldwin-Wallace. Away Sig Tau, behind the potent scorn• May 4—Ohio State In• April 22- -Alliance Away May 5-—Slippery Rock .. Away Stafanic, Sig Tail's made the most vitational Away ing combination of Bob Geletka April 25- -Steubenville (2). Home of the overtime period. Lou Anto- May 8- Home and Sid Conrad, battled Theta Xi May 5—Alliance . Away Aprii 28- -St. Vincent Away May 16- Away nucci was high man for Theta Xi May 8—Gannon. Away to even terms, 33-33, at the end of May -Gannon Away with 11 points. May II—Kent St.-Gannon. Home regulation time. May -Clarion State (2) Home May 12—Hiram Away Even though Theta Xi was con• In the opening game, Theta Chi May -Geneva Away May 15—Slippery Rock .. Away trolling the boards with big Steve displayed a powerful offense and May -Steubenville (2) . Away a stingy defense to whip Alpha Phi Epsilon in Monday night's action May -Alliance (2) .... Home the smoothest underscoring Delta 40-29. Bayne and Burt led to set up a playoff between Theta May 12 -Baldwin-Wallace. Home the scoring attack for Theta Chi for slacks, knits, skinny Chi and Theta Xi for the right to May 16 -Fenn College (2) Away with 12 points apiece. skirts .... meet Sigma Tan Gamma in the May 20 -Akron Univ Away championship battle. Leonard of Alpha Phi Delta May 21 -Gannon . Home showed a fantastic desire to play as he looped 15 points while play• GLENRAVEN III ing with a badly injured ankle. The Castle Sports Car Club, un• Porter's Diner which is located at The second game saw Sigma Phi PANTY LEGS Twenty golfers will be bidding the intersection of Routes 18 and iEpsilon surging to an early lead der the direction of Jim Swisher, for one of the six starting posi• 208 just outside New Wilmington, over Zeta Phi and holding on for is conducting a rally at 1:15 p.m. tions on the 1364 edition of the Pa. a 37-28 victory. Ralph Moretti led Sunday. , $3 pair University golf team. Trophies will be awarded. Rally all scorers with 17 points for Sig Five of the six players who car• The rally, open to all sport and stipulations call for each car to Ep. Woopershel was high for Zeta ried the YU team to a fine year compact car owners, will begin at have a driver and a passenger. Phi with nine markers. Sheer hosiery that you wear last season will be returning to make the competition for a start• Butch Habuda led Theta Chi to like tights! Marvelous be• ing position a tough job'. a 38-25 victory over Sigma Phi cause they keep you firm, Coach Bill Carson will have Bob You can believe it when you hear it on the . . . yet eliminate the bulge of Kish, George Strollo, Bill Joyce, garters and girdles. Bill Carson, Jr., and Jim Wood back from last year. Number one YU Nugent-Hall Report man from last reason's squad, Carl in three smart spring hosiery s to Be • Interviews with campus personalities Antonelli, has been ruled seholasti- shades . . . rose, beige or cally ineligible to play this se• • Latest News taupe. mester. Spring intramural sports will Three alternates from last year • In Depth Editorials get under way in two weeks' and Proportioned petite (5' to will be attempting to break into Dom Rosseli, intramural director, 5'3"), medium (5'3" to the first team. Ed Yatsco, Paul 1:05 every Saturday has scheduled team entries for 5'6"), medium tail (5'6" Wilson and Bon LoLorenzo are next week. eyeing the vacant sixth man spot. to 5'8") and .tall (5'8" and Of the new men, Marty Vaughan Teams wishing to enter intra• over). seems to have the best chance of mural softball are to have a rep• (Hosiery, Street Floor) making the first squad. resentative at the athletic office The 16-game schedule, which in• in the basement of Tod Hall at on station WFMJ cludes four triangular meets, will 2 p.m. Wednesday, March 25. begin April 14 at Baldwin-Wallace. Anyone wishing to sign up for PAUL NUGENT The squad will also travel to Co• intramural golf or tennis may do lumbus to engage in the Ohio State so at any time today or next week JESSE HALL Intercollegiate Tourney on May 3. at the athletic office.
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by Daneen Julio "She says that it is not right for you to spend money on A few weeks ago University students were questioned her. (What does she think you concerning the smoking scare. An interesting sidelight was use to pay for the dinner and show you are planning to take the male reaction toward female smoking. her to, S&H green stamps?) All of these opinions, surprisingly, were volunteered. The After an eternity of women's eights, you take the money brave young men had much to say about female smoking as and buy her a pack of 'cancer long as it was promised not to tell their pin mates and girl siticks.' friends what they really felt. The general attitude was defi• "A sigh of relief lets you know SPRING IS IN THE AIR, but the large oak tree in Pollock Garden) nitely negative. • <- that behind the smoke screen your at you oddly. This is a bad sign. dai;e is finally content. Conversa• is still bare. The moral—don't store that winter eoat yet. "1 hate to see girls smoke; it You see a square pictured in each tion is held to a minimum because takes away all. their feminine of her beautiful orbs. She becomes the female smokestack, posing as charm. And most of those around silent. You think she is brooding. a girl, is too busy to talk. here need all the charm they can Your thinking process has slowed get" down so she beats you to the punch "The evening finally draws to a The above is a prototype of the when she suggests stopping'at a close. You didn't get to the show feelings of the majority of men drug store and picking up some because she couldn't smoke there. interviewed. cigarettes. You just sat all evening at the res- Three students represented the posed the Civil Rights Bill. John One young man with lots of time "When you reach the drug store tat rarit and watched her smoke," University at the 29th Joseph F. Popescu, Jr., worked on the com• to spare and in need of a shoulder she hands you some change. You smoke and smoke. This played O'Brien Interstate Debaters Con• mittee that proposed a bill to aid to cry on told the following sad havoc on your nerves because she tell her you will pay for them, but ference held earlier this month at students in higher education. but true (he says) story: she becomes slightly indignant and never offered you one and you Penn State University. This was the first time the de• "You g&: a date with a real couldn't ask for one because she The purpose of the Congress was baters had participated in the Con• fine co-ed. You say to your• thinks you don't smoke. to familiarize students with the gress. The University was elected self, 'Chailie, this is a cool "At last you bring her home basic legislative process. Bills con• to provide a minority chairman one you got, so come Satur• s.nd walk her to the door. She cerning higher education and civil for the Congress next year. day night you must make like is frantically dabbing herself rights were proposed and passed Students from New York, Ohio, Mr. Clean. You gotta have with a heavily scented per• by the Congress. West Virginia, ' Wisconsin; New that kissm' sweet breath just fume, and brushing the smoke ' Jersey, Connecticut, Virginia, in case you really score. So Students Charles Moore and from her clothes. You say Pennsylvania and Canada attended that means cut the smoking Marty Gefsky were members of the good, night three times before the meeting. bit, and lots of gargling.' majority committee which pro• she notices you are still there. "So a week of salf-sacrifice fi• She puts out her nicotine- nally draws ;o a close. Date night stained hand and thanks you„ arrives. Cutie Pie walks down the for such a wonderful evening. stairs (20 minutes late of course, Man, but that shows class), the essence "This is too "much for you. You of femininity. You quickly say bid her a fast adieu and make a the good night to her eagle-eyed par• bee-line for the same drug store stampede's ents and make a quick retreat to yot. had visited four hours before. your brightly polished car. "You are a nervous wreck. You on hate women. You have decided that "In your best Sir Lancelot man• JAMBAR AWARD WINNER— if you ever date again you will not for ner you make her cozy and com• Hefty, Homely, Heartless, Hanna data a girl who smokes on the sly. fortable and seated as close to enjoys her pipe while waiting for You will not date a girl who you as is permissable on a first her date to arrive. date. She complies with all your * * * smokes." wishes. This is a good sign. You informs you that she is not a kept The above may sound far-fetched are full of great expectations. woman and insists that you take —but there are many far-fetched Utopia is at hand. the money.. people on this campus. "Now the bomb drops. " 'Charlie,' she says plead• ingly, 'I need something very desperately. Will you help ' me?' " 'Wow,' you say. to yourself. "That Wildroot must really work! Yes,' you eagerly reply. And almost breathlessly she answers, 'Give me a cigarette. I'm in misery. Haven't had one all day. Parents don't ap• prove.' "Naturally you don't have any because you were afraid you might succumb to temptation and lose your 'Dentine' smile. 'Sorry,' you say, 'I don't have any.' She looks
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