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March 2011

GOT TALENT? If the audience enjoys your performance, you may Then come on over to the Mag Bar and show us what be asked to headline on a another night during the you’ve got! year. And your name and picture will appear in our newsletter and on our website. Every Thursday night at 9:30 pm is Mark your calendar for Thursday nights. We’re Open Mic Night at The Mag looking forward to seeing you! Here are some pictures from previous open mic nights Here’s how it works…. • 9:30 pm – Come in to register • You must be over 21 years of age to perform • You will be called to the stage in order of registration • There is a 2 song or 10 minute limit for all performances

Bring your mom, her friends, your friends, aunts, nieces, GIRLS NIGHT OUT daughters, grandma and come on over for some pampering and lots of fun!

MARTINIS, When: Wednesday March 30, 2011 Where: Maggio’s Ballroom at Hampton Square MAKEOVERS & 400 2nd Street Pike, Hampton Square Southampton, 215-322-7272 A MALE REVUETime: 7:00 pm – 10:00 pm Come on over to Maggio’s Ballroom at Hampton Square for Makeovers, Martinis and a whole lot more • A bountiful array of hors d’oeuvres served from 7pm-8pm • Male Revue featuring some of the hunkiest men you’ve ever seen • Free glass of champagne with admission • Treat yourself to a: Makeover • Massage • Manicure • Psychic Reading • Unique Home Made Jewelry • Cooking demonstration • Zumba with Donna • and more • Drink Specials and a Cash Bar • Fabulous Door Prizes Why sit home on a Wednesday night when you can pamper yourself and have some fun!!!! Price of admission: $25.00 in advance, 30.00 at the door. Tickets will be available at Maggio’s at the take out counter. Or call 215-364-4983 and we’ll mail them right to you! 3_11_Maggio_Muncher_10_10 2/17/11 10:01 AM Page 3

The Maggio Muncher SEE ANYONE YOU KNOW? Here are some pictures from our Texas Hold em’ tourney- Congratulations to John West who won the grand prize – a 50" big screen TV. Texas Hold em’ runners up included Billy Kerins, Eddie Waddington, Robert Pavie, Steve Rimdzius, Sander Gottlieb, Carlos Cope, Kenny Simcox, Scott Smith & Jimmie Smith 2 3 1 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Valentine’s Day in the Ballroom with Old Blue Eyes, and our very full hamburger challenge winner Craig Injaian n

n n IT’S ONLY ROCK & SKINNY DIPPING ROLL BUT I LIKE IT Sent in by Maggio customer Francine Litz An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large Who doesn’t like the Rolling Stones! pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with Well, come on down to The Mag Bar on picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees. Saturday March 26th and enjoy your favs. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been The Rolling Tones will be playing from there for a while to look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he 10pm-1am. came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. $10 cover. Call 215-322-7138 He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One to add your name to the guest list so you of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' The old man don’t miss out. Of course you are always frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out welcome to come in that night if we have of the pond naked.” Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.' room. Start Me Up! Some old men can still think fast.

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The Maggio Muncher Happy anniversary! COMMUNITY FUNDRAISERS Jane & Carl Bogatiuk, 44 years. Trudy & Mike Hajdak, 42 years, IN MAGGIO’S BALLROOM Mark & Shirley Davis, 34 years Thursday March 24th, 7:00 pm Congratuations! And thank you so much for sharing your Rebecca Gratz Haddasah Bingo. Tickets are 20.00. special day with us. Hope to see you all again next year! Chance to win an overnight trip to NY at a 5 Star hotel, tickets to see Regis & Kelly & more. Contact: [email protected] Saturday April 9th – 7-11pm Temple Judea Sisterhood Casino night. $36.00 pp includes $50.00 in fun money. Hors d’oeuvres, stations, dessert, cash bar. Win fabulous prizes. Contact Ellen Segal 215-230-7917. [email protected] or Sue Wiener – 215-996-0818. [email protected] WHy COOK? Support your community and have fun at the same time! • Did you know that we have an elegant ballroom at GIVING UP WINE Maggio’s that can seat up to 300 guests? Great for weddings, Sent in by Maggio customer Guy Robinson bar/bat mitzvahs, showers, reunions, birthday parties or any I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a other event you are planning! particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who • Did you know we cater off-premises? asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. • Did you know we have a picnic division called Moose & I took out my purse, got out ten dollars Goose Cateringthat brings your picnic right to your door? and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you No more sweating over a hot grill! buy wine with it instead of dinner?' • Did you know we offer trays of fill in food if you just need a 'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', little something extra for your special occasion? the homeless woman told me. 'Will you use it to go Call 215-364-4983 for details and a free consultation. shopping instead of buying food?' I asked. 'No, I don't waste time shopping,' CONGRATULATIONS the homeless woman said. 'I need to Catherine Aungst of Rockledge spend all my time trying to stay alive.' Catherine has won our random drawing for Dinner For 2 'Will you spend this on a to Maggio’s, just for filling out a comment card when she beauty salon instead of food?' I asked. dined with us. 'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman.. I haven't Want to win one too? Make sure your server gives you a had my hair done in 20 years!' comment card after your meal, fill it out and leave it on 'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, the table. It’s as easy as that! I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.' The homeless Woman was shocked . 'Won't your husband be Do You Have the Luck of the Irish? furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably If you think you have the luck of the Irish, come in on smell pretty disgusting...' St. Patty’s Day, Thursday March 17th and choose a gold piece I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman from our pot of gold. If you select the right one, your entree is looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, FREE!!! Oh, and don’t forget to wear a wee bit o green! and wine.'

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The Maggio Muncher is a free PRSRT STD monthly newsletter from your friends at US POSTAGE PAID Maggio’s LANGHORNE PA 400 2nd Street Pike PERMIT #204 Southampton, Pa. 18966

InsIde thIs Month: O Martinis, Makeovers & A Male Revue O It’s Only Rock & Roll But I Like It! O Why Cook? O Got Talent? O Do You Have The Luck

Of The Irish? O

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UPCOMING EVENTS TREAT YOURSELF! • Every Thursday...... Open Mic Nite BUY ONE BREAKFAST at The Mag ENTREE, RECEIVE • Thurs. March 17th....St. Patty’s Day THE 2ND FOR $1.00 • Thurs. March 24th....Rebecca Gratz Every Saturday & Sunday from 8 am til 2 pm Hadassah Bingo Maggio’s Restaurant • Sat. March 26th ...... Rolling Stones Tribute 400 2nd Street Pike, Southampton at The Mag Not to be combined with any other special, • Sat. March 30th ...... Martinis, Makeovers & discount or promotion. Offer expires March 31, 2011 A Male Review

For more details about upcoming events, HAVE A FUNNY STORY? visit our website www.maggiosrestaurant.com WANT TO CONTACT US? Restaurant & Reservations: 215-322-7272 Fax: 215-357-0404 Ballroom, off premises catering & reservations: 215-364-4983 Hey, it’s my birthday this month! e-mail: [email protected] Bring me a birthday card and receive Website: www.maggiosrestaurant.com Snail Mail: 400 2nd Street Pike our homemade chocolate mousse for dessert P.O. Box 1518 FREE! In case you’re wondering, Southampton, Pa. 18966 I’m 39 again this year. - Gina WE’D LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU!