Sydney Program Guide

Page 1 of 26 Sydney Program Guide

Sun Apr 3, 2016

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 THE FRIGHTENED CITY 1962 Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Frightened City A presumably respected accountant master minds the amalgamation of six gangs working a "protection" racket in London. Starring: Herbert Lom, John Gregson, Sean Connery, Yvonne Romain, Alfred Marks

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

Child's Play Mike launches a manhunt for a terrified youngster who has run away from his boarding school and begins to suspect that the headmaster has been abusing his pupils. Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

11:00 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Birmingham - day 2 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

11:30 THE GARDEN GURUS Captioned Repeat WS G Garden Guru Nigel Ruck explores one of Sydney’s beautiful inner city gardens; Trevor shows us how to construct a hay bale garden and Melissa King looks at autumn’s late harvesting vegetables. 12:00 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG This week on Getaway Jesinta Campbell checks into resort life on Denarau Island in Fiji, Charli Robinson snorkels with sharks on the Sunshine Coast and Lauren Phillips is off to chocolate school. 12:30 DESIGNING WOMAN 1957 Captioned Repeat WS G

Designing Woman When Mike Hagen and Marilla Brown marry after a whirlwind romance on the west coast, they return to New York to find that they don't have much in common. She is a clothing designer who lives in a swanky apartment, he is a sports writer who likes to gamble. Starring: Gregory Peck, Lauren Bacall, Morilla Brown Hagen, Dolores Gray

15:00 THE TEAHOUSE OF THE AUGUST MOON 1956 Captioned Repeat WS G

The Teahouse Of The August Moon One year after World War II, Captain Fishby is sent to the Village Tobiki in Okinawa to teach the people democracy. The first step is to build a school, but the villagers persuade him to build something different - a teahouse. Stars Marlon Brando, Eddie Albert and Paul Ford. Starring: Eddie Albert, Marlon Brando, Glenn Ford

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Sun Apr 3, 2016

17:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned WS G

Southport 2 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

Sun Apr 3, 2016

18:30 FROZEN PLANET Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Ends Of The Earth Set in the Arctic and Antarctic, Frozen Planet takes you on the ultimate polar expedition, exploring the impacts of climate change on arctic species. This landmark series brings to the screen the last great wildernesses on the planet as you have never seen them before, and may never see again; in the ultimate portrait of Earth's polar regions. 19:30 RBT Captioned Repeat WS PG

First Day of School Follow the police units for a unique behind-the-scenes look at RBT patrols testing for alcohol and drug affected drivers. 20:00 RBT Captioned Repeat WS PG

Tears Peter Follow the police units for a unique behind-the-scenes look at RBT patrols testing for alcohol and drug affected drivers. 20:30 SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK 2012 Captioned Repeat WS M

Silver Linings Playbook After Pat loses his Job and Wife he winds up living with his parents. He wants to rebuild his life and reunite with his wife but things get complicated when he meets Tiffany, who offers a helping hand but there's a catch. Starring: Bradley Cooper, Robert De Niro, Jennifer Lawrence, Jackie Weaver

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References, Some Violence

23:00 ICC WORLD TWENTY20 2016 Captioned Live WS NA

Final Australian cricketing legends, Ian Chappell, Mark Taylor, Ian Healy, Brett Lee, Michael Hussey and Michael Clarke, will bring you all the action from the ICC World Twenty20 2016 final, with their expert commentary and analysis. 02:40 THE FRIGHTENED CITY 1962 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Are You Running From God?

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat PG

RX For Murder After overhearing a conversation in a doctor's office, King believes the doctor is being blackmailed by a patient but is unsure why. When the woman dies the police become involved and King goes undercover to find out why. Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Mon Apr 4, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Cuffs Monica tries to prove her mother wrong; and, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

El Toro Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Perfect Dress

Lorelai sets a date for the wedding after finding the perfect dress but has a feeling something is going to go wrong.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Birmingham - day 3 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Cat Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment centre proves hazardous. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Mon Apr 4, 2016

12:00 THE TITFIELD THUNDERBOLT 1953 Captioned Repeat WS G

The Titfield Thunderbolt When British Railways announces the closure of the Titfiled line, citizens try to run it themselves, but the local bus company is out to shut down the competition. Starring: Stanley Holloway, John Gregson, Naunton Wayne, George Relph, Godfrey Tearle, Edie Martin

13:40 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Birmingham - day 4 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

14:10 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Southport 2 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed? 15:10 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Jean is opening another secretarial agency and is looking for someone to run it. Meanwhile, work for Lionel seems to have dried up, giving Jean cause for concern. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

15:50 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Alistair returns from a trip to the US and announces that he has an American TV company interested in their love story as a mini-series. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, musical performances & audience participation games. Today features an interview with Ashton Kutcher and a performance by Charles Kelly. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Just Like Gwen And Gavin At the Yale Daily News, Paris is making everyone except Rory uncomfortable with her demands, expectations and ideas. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Mon Apr 4, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. Pheobe wants to date her sexy massage client. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend - but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Captioned WS TBC

Kelsey Grammar Kelsey Grammer takes a trip into the past to explore his beloved grandmother's family, and along the way, uncovers the story of a woman haunted by demons and a family that risked everything. 20:30 RPA Captioned Repeat WS PG After experiencing a severe headache while at work 39 year old Shaun is told an aneurysm had ruptured in his brain. Also, Antoinette has an abnormal growth on her thyroid that is causing her voice to change. She has already had part of her thyroid gland removed and now she faces losing all of it. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

21:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Captioned Repeat WS M

Magaluf Dr Christian meets an extremely brave man who reveals the extraordinary extent of living with half his face missing; Dr Dawn meets a man with a patch on his penis that needs straightening out and Dr Pixie helps a lady whose groin and bottom abscesses are causing constant pain. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity, Sexual References

22:30 SUPERSIZE VS SUPERSKINNY WS M

Helen & Elaine Dr Christian flies out to Evansville, Indiana, officially America's 'Fattest City', where 38% of the population is obese. Experts predict that by 2020 a third of adults . Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Medical Procedures

23:30 SPOOKS Repeat WS M

One Last Dance While at the Turkish Embassy, Zoe is caught up in a siege by the Kurdish Liberation Army. Led by Leyla Ahmed, the rebels demand Kurdish prisoners be released from Turkey in return for hostages. Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

Mon Apr 4, 2016

00:30 FOOTY CLASSIFIED Captioned WS M The biggest names and agenda-setters lock horns on Footy Classified for a provocative look at the AFL. Join Craig Hutchison, Matthew Lloyd and Caroline Wilson as they bring you footy’s most confrontational program. 01:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Dirty Girl

Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 THE TITFIELD THUNDERBOLT 1953 Captioned Repeat WS G

04:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat WS G

Skydiver

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

How To Study The Bible, W/Ginger Stache

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat PG

The Last Free Man

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Tue Apr 5, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Medicine Man Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Birmingham - day 5 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Tue Apr 5, 2016

12:00 IT SHOULDN'T HAPPEN TO A VET 1979 Captioned Repeat WS G

It Shouldn't Happen To A Vet Adventures of a Yorkshire vet just before World War II.

Starring: John Alderton, Colin Blakely, Lisa Harrow, Bill Maynard

14:00 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Gloucestershire - day 1 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:30 THE DOG RESCUERS Repeat WS PG With nearly a quarter of British households owning a dog, they are the nation’s favourite pet - but this isn't always reflected in the way some are treated. Here we follow the RSPCA officers who, committed to the rescue and welfare of man's best friend, are tasked with investigating reports of cruelty and neglect. 15:00 THE DOG RESCUERS Repeat WS PG With nearly a quarter of British households owning a dog, they are the nation’s favourite pet - but this isn't always reflected in the way some are treated. Here we follow the RSPCA officers who, committed to the rescue and welfare of man's best friend, are tasked with investigating reports of cruelty and neglect. 15:30 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Captioned Repeat WS TBC

Kelsey Grammar Kelsey Grammer takes a trip into the past to explore his beloved grandmother's family, and along the way, uncovers the story of a woman haunted by demons and a family that risked everything. 16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, musical performances & audience participation games. Today features an interview with Felicity Huffman and Wendi McClendon-Covey. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Friday Night's Alright For Fighting While Luke deals with the reality of having April in his life, Lorelai tries to pretend she doesn't mind the repercussions the new situation is having on their engagement. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Tue Apr 5, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Dirty Girl

Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where Chandler Crossed The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe thinks. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 POIROT Repeat WS PG

The Mysterious Affairs At Styles While Hastings is staying in the country with his friends the Inglethornes, the lady of the house is murdered. Unimpressed by the local police, Hastings sends for Poirot. Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

20:40 DEATH IN PARADISE WS M An uptight London cop is sent to a remote Caribbean island to solve the murder of a fellow British policeman, found dead in a sealed panic room. To solve the crime, he must contend with sun, sand, surf, and a mysterious woman on the scene. Starring: Danny John-Jules, Elizabeth Bourgine, Sara Martins, Kris Marshall

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

21:50 DEATH IN PARADISE WS M Adjusting to his new surroundings as police chief of Saint-Marie, DI Richard Poole searches the island for a decent cup of tea while investigating the strange murder of a bride who was killed with a spear-gun. Starring: Danny John-Jules, Elizabeth Bourgine, Sara Martins, Kris Marshall

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

23:00 DEATH ROW STORIES Repeat WS M

Murder In Miami In 1987, Kris Maharaj receives the death sentence for a double homicide, but attorney Clive Stafford Smith uncovers powerful evidence that supports an alternative, opening a virtual Pandora's box of the city's lucrative illegal operations. Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

00:00 THE DOG RESCUERS Repeat WS PG With nearly a quarter of British households owning a dog, they are the nation’s favourite pet - but this isn't always reflected in the way some are treated. Here we follow the RSPCA officers who, committed to the rescue and welfare of man's best friend, are tasked with investigating reports of cruelty and neglect. 00:30 THE DOG RESCUERS Repeat WS PG With nearly a quarter of British households owning a dog, they are the nation’s favourite pet - but this isn't always reflected in the way some are treated. Here we follow the RSPCA officers who, committed to the rescue and welfare of man's best friend, are tasked with investigating reports of cruelty and neglect.

Tue Apr 5, 2016

01:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

The Ubiquitous Mr. Lovegrove

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 DANGEROUS VOYAGE 1954 Captioned Repeat PG

Dangerous Voyage A powerful sea thriller which opens on a note of mysterious intrigue, when John Drew and his sister Joan encounter a sailing yacht drifting helplessly and take it in tow. Starring: William Lundigan, Naomi Chance, Vincent Ball, Jean Lodge

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

04:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

No Weapon Formed Against You Shall Prosper- Part 1 of 2

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

Have A Glass Of Wine

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

Wed Apr 6, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Mr. Duffy Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Gloucestershire - day 2 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Dirty Girl

Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

12:00 CATCH US IF YOU CAN 1965 Captioned Repeat WS G

Catch Us If You Can A model, whose face appears in an ad campaign for meat, runs off with a stunt man while shooting a TV commercial. Starring: Barbara Ferris, Yootha Joyce, Dave Clark

Wed Apr 6, 2016

13:50 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Gloucestershire - day 3 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:20 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 15:20 POIROT Repeat WS PG

16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

You've Been Gilmored Emily tells Lorelai that she'd like to get to know her future son-in-law better and asks her to invite Luke over for dinner. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Wed Apr 6, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits and eye doctor. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where They Are Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity. Rachel's boss offers her a promotion. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 NEW TRICKS WS PG

Half Life A website highlighting unexplained disappearances alerts the team to the death of young mechanic Christopher Collins seven years earlier. Starring: Dennis Waterman, Amanda Redman, Alun Armstrong, James Bolam

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References

20:40 MIDSOMER MURDERS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Blue Herrings Barnaby's favourite aunt, Alice Bly, enters a nursing home where residents believe the doctor assigned to the home is working with the home's manager to get them to change their wills. When two more deaths occur at the home, Barnaby and Troy investigate. Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

22:50 THE MYSTERIES OF LAURA Captioned Repeat WS M

The Mystery Of The Sex Scandal When a powerful congressman's campaign is tainted by a sex scandal, the NYPD's top officials task Laura with finding out the truth behind the alleged mistress. Starring: Debra Messing, Josh Lucas, Laz Alonso, Jenkins Max

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References

23:50 ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS Repeat WS PG

ISO Tank Edina buys an Isolation Tank. While spending some time in the tank she dreams of an alternate world where Bubble is efficient and her daughter Saffy is interesting. Starring: Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

Wed Apr 6, 2016

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

01:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

State Visit

Gideon must protect the visiting German president.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 CATCH US IF YOU CAN 1965 Captioned Repeat WS G

Catch Us If You Can A model, whose face appears in an ad campaign for meat, runs off with a stunt man while shooting a TV commercial. Starring: Barbara Ferris, Yootha Joyce, Dave Clark

04:15 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

Bruce Springsteen - High Hopes

Music special.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

No Weapon Formed Against You Shall Prosper- Part 2 of 2

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

The Ubiquitous Mr. Lovegrove

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

Thu Apr 7, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

The Veteran Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Gloucestershire - day 4 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

12:00 CARRY ON SCREAMING 1966 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Carry On Screaming The sinister Dr Watt has an evil scheme going. He's kidnapping beautiful young women and turning them into mannequins to sell to local stores. Fortunately for Dr Watt the lead detective on the case hasn't got a clue. Starring: Harry Corbett, Kenneth Williams, Jim Dale, Charles Hawtrey, Fenella Fielding

Cons.Advice: Horror, Sexual References

Thu Apr 7, 2016

13:55 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Gloucestershire - day 5 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:25 THE DOG RESCUERS Repeat WS PG With nearly a quarter of British households owning a dog, they are the nation’s favourite pet - but this isn't always reflected in the way some are treated. Here we follow the RSPCA officers who, committed to the rescue and welfare of man's best friend, are tasked with investigating reports of cruelty and neglect. 14:55 THE DOG RESCUERS Repeat WS PG With nearly a quarter of British households owning a dog, they are the nation’s favourite pet - but this isn't always reflected in the way some are treated. Here we follow the RSPCA officers who, committed to the rescue and welfare of man's best friend, are tasked with investigating reports of cruelty and neglect. 15:25 NEW TRICKS Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References

A Vineyard Valentine As Valentine's Day approaches, Rory and Logan invite Lorelai and Luke to spend a weekend with them at Logan's family's house on Marth's Vineyard. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Thu Apr 7, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 TO CATCH A SMUGGLER Captioned Repeat WS PG The day to day fight against smugglers and drug traffickers at one of the world’s busiest airports: JFK in New York. This week: A radiation scare has the airport on high alert; a false bottom suitcase reveals a big cocaine haul; and the amazing ability of the canine team in action. 20:30 BLOWN AWAY 1994 Captioned Repeat WS M

Blown Away

An Irish bomber escapes from prison and targets a member of the Boston bomb squad.

Starring: Jeff Bridges, Tommy Lee Jones, Forest Whitaker, Lloyd Bridges, Suzy Amis

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language

23:00 BLACK ADDER II Repeat WS PG

Beer Blackadder's rich and Puritanical aunt and uncle pay him a visit to discuss his inheritance the same night he has a beer drinking contest. Starring: Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robinson, Tim McInnerny

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

23:40 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Thu Apr 7, 2016

01:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

White Rat

Gideon tries to track down a white haired criminal named Mickey Keston.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 CARRY ON SCREAMING 1966 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Horror, Sexual References

04:20 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

Pete Murray - Feeler 10 Year Anniversary

Music special.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Put On God's Righteousness

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

State Visit

Gideon must protect the visiting German president.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

Fri Apr 8, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

The Rainmakers

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

North london - day 1 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

12:00 LOSER TAKES ALL 1956 Repeat PG

Loser Takes All

An accountant and his wife are invited to Monte Carlo becoming swept up the hum-drum of the Casino.

Starring: Glynis Johns, Rossano Brazzi, Joyce Carey, Robert Morley

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

Fri Apr 8, 2016

13:50 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

North london - day 2 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:20 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 15:20 TBA G

Information To Follow.

Bridesmaids Revisited Lorelai offers to help Christopher out by babysitting his 3-year-old daughter, G.G., and is horrified by the toddler's terrible behaviour. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Fri Apr 8, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Embryos Phoebe discovers whether or not she is pregnant. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and women. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Rachel's Crush Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Jean is opening another secretarial agency and is looking for someone to run it. Meanwhile, work for Lionel seems to have dried up, giving Jean cause for concern. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

20:10 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Alistair returns from a trip to the US and announces that he has an American TV company interested in their love story as a mini-series. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

20:50 THE ENFORCER 1976 Captioned Repeat WS M

The Enforcer Dirty Harry must foil a terrorist organisation made up of disgruntled Vietnam veterans. But this time, he's teamed with a rookie female partner that he's not too excited to be working with. Starring: Clint Eastwood, Harry Guardino, Bradford Dillman, John Mitchum, Tyne Daly

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language, Nudity, Sexual References

22:50 ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST 1969 Captioned WS M

Once Upon a Time in the West Epic story of a mysterious stranger with a harmonica who joins forces with a notorious desperado to protect a beautiful widow from a ruthless assassin working for the railroad. Starring: Henry Fonda, Charles Bronson, Claudia Cardinale

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

02:15 ACCIDENT 1966 Repeat WS M

Accident Two married Oxford professors become involved in the lives of two students - a young Englishman and a foreign female student. All three are attracted to the girl and one teacher has an affair with her before she becomes engaged to the student. Starring: Dirk Bogarde, Stanley Baker, Michael York, Jacqueline Sassard, Alexander Knox

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

Fri Apr 8, 2016

04:15 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Jean is opening another secretarial agency and is looking for someone to run it. Meanwhile, work for Lionel seems to have dried up, giving Jean cause for concern. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

04:55 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

Susan Boyle - Hope

Music special.

05:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

White Rat

Gideon tries to track down a white haired criminal named Mickey Keston.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

Sat Apr 9, 2016

06:00 THE LAST DAYS OF DOLWYN 1949 Captioned Repeat G

The Last Days Of Dolwyn An old woman fights a group of industrialists who are planning to build a dam and flood the valley where she grew up. Starring: Edith Evans, Richard Burton

08:00 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 THE AVENGERS Repeat PG

Mission Highly Improbable A Treasury Official, Sir Gerald Bancroft, and his Rolls Royce, disappear completely while being escorted into a Ministry testing area. Starring: Patrick MacNee, Diana Rigg

10:00 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Miss Robin Hood

A modern female Robin Hood doing good for all.

Starring: Margaret Rutherford, Sid James THE ADVENTURES OF HUCKLEBERRY 12:00 1960 Repeat WS PG FINN The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn Huckleberry Finn, a rambunctious boy adventurer, escapes his humdrum world by sailing a raft down the Mississippi River with on-the-run slave Jim. Together the two strike a bond of friendship that takes them through harrowing events. Starring: Tony Randall, Eddie Hodges, Archie Moore

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Adult Themes

14:15 WAR AND PEACE 1956 WS G

War And Peace Napoleon's tumultuous relations with Russia including his disastrous 1812 invasion serve as the backdrop for the tangled personal lives of two aristocratic families. Starring: Audrey Hepburn, Henry Fonda, Mel Ferrer

Sat Apr 9, 2016

18:30 HEARTBEAT WS PG

Cold Turkey It's Christmas, and the residents of Aidensfield have to contend with their very own scrooge, the mean spirited bank manager Gordon Stringer. Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

20:45 SILENT WITNESS WS MA

The Meaning Of Death (Part 1) Leo and Nikki deal with the body of a man who was apparently buried alive. The team struggles to find a link between the victims. Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Themes, Drug References, Medical Procedures

21:55 SILENT WITNESS WS MA

The Meaning Of Death (Part 2) Leo and Nikki discover another body, this one having apparently been buried alive. Harry makes a discovery about the woman who was drowned. The team struggles to find a connection between the victims. Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Themes, Drug References, Medical Procedures

23:00 DALZIEL AND PASCOE WS M

On Beulah Height - Part 2 What happened to little Mary? Eight years ago, the town was sure they knew but when another little girl goes missing, Dalziel's squad investigates further and unfortunately Pascoe is sidelined by his daughter's meningitis. Starring: Colin Buchanan, Warren Clarke, Mark Lambert, Steve Speirs, Jeremy Swift

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

00:05 THE HORROR OF FRANKENSTEIN 1970 Repeat M

The Horror Of Frankenstein The brilliant but misunderstood scientist Frankenstein builds a man made up of a collection of spare body parts. The monster becomes alive but he has mental capabilities much below par. The monster is aggressive and wreaks havoc outside the laboratory Starring: Ralph Bates, Veronica Carlson, Dennis Price

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Horror

02:00 FAMILY LIFE 1971 Repeat M

Family Life A mentally disturbed girl, who is the product of her parent's ignorance, is treated and released several times but can't seem to cope with life - returning to the clinic each time. Starring: Sandy Ratcliff, Bill Dean, Grace Cave, Malcolm Tierney

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

Sat Apr 9, 2016

THE ADVENTURES OF HUCKLEBERRY 04:00 1960 Repeat WS PG FINN The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn Huckleberry Finn, a rambunctious boy adventurer, escapes his humdrum world by sailing a raft down the Mississippi River with on-the-run slave Jim. Together the two strike a bond of friendship that takes them through harrowing events. Starring: Tony Randall, Eddie Hodges, Archie Moore

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Adult Themes