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ISSUE 06 RELIGION SPILLED SOUP, DECLINING AND THE SECRETS, AND OTAGO MEDIA SCHADENFREUDE ENROLLMENTS page 22 page 26 page 08 GET SWEET LOOT WITH A 2016 ONECARD ACTIVATE YOURS ONLINE AT R1.CO.NZ/ONECARD FLASH YOUR 2016 ALTO CAFE PIZZA BELLA Any two breakfasts for the price of one Lunch size pizza & 600ml Coke range for $10 ONECARD AT ANY Monday - Friday, 7am - 11.30am - or - any waffle and coffee for $10 OF THESE FINE BEAUTÉ SKIN BAR & POPPA’S PIZZA BEAUTY CLINIC Free garlic bread with any regular or large BUSINESSES AND $45 brazilians, $20 brow shape, $45 spray pizza* tans + 10% off any full price service or product SAVE CA$H MONEY! 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SOLVABLE THIS TIME (!) 8 6 4 7 9 6 3 5 3 8 2 9 7 6 5 6 4 8 1 2 9 04 9 7 2 3 3 5 6 4 1 9 2 5 7 2 Critic is a member of the Aotearoa Student Press Association (ASPA). Disclaimer: the views presented within this publication do not necessarily represent the views of the Editor, PMDL, or OUSA. Press Council: people with a complaint against a magazine should first complain in writing to the Editor and then, if not satisfied with the response, complain to the Press Council. Complaints should be addressed to the Secretary, PO Box 10-879 The Terrace, Wellington. ISSUE 06 Editorial Issue 06 team includes: Editorial Editor HUGH BAIRD Deputy Editor LUCY HUNTER Sub Editor LAURA STARLING Welcoming refugees News Editor JOE HIGHAM Chief Reporter HENRY NAPIER to Dunedin Design Technical Editor TASH MURACHVER Features Designer CERI GIDDENS ere in New Zealand, our younger gen- point their ancestors also stepped foot on this erations are privileged beyond belief. land for the very first time, bringing with them Section Editors H We’ve never had to experience any wars their own unique culture. What gives us the right Books JESSICA THOMPSON or terror, found ourselves without a home or to turn our back on those now seeking the safety Games CAMPBELL CALVERLEY lived under any tyrannical rulers. Thankfully we of our country? Technology ANTHONY MARRIS live in a free and democratic nation. In just under Those same people will look to the past and Film NITA SULLIVAN a couple of weeks Dunedin will lead the country say that we are a nation who have always done Food KIRSTEN GARCIA in welcoming refugees to our town. things this way, insinuating that the past was a Politics JOEL MACMANUS As it stands at the moment, New Zealand’s better time. But why not look to the future? Think Music MILLICENT LOVELOCK quota will allow 750 refugees into the country of all the cultural differences refugees can bring Sport SEAN NUGENT over the next three years, but given the Syrian to our city and to our nation, to enhance and refugee crisis is the worst since World War II, enrich all of us. As the world in which we live in another emergency 600 have been allocated. A becomes more global and borders are broken Contributors tiny amount compared to both Canada and down between nations, why board our self off Jessica Thompson, Tom Kitchin, Sally Australia who will respectively take in 25 and and say we want no part in it? Wilkins, Liam Brown, David Clarke, David 9.6 times more. There are also people who will claim that those Cull, Alex Campbell-Hunt, Jess Alsop, The main reason behind such a low intake of seeking refugee status are here to bring terror Tom Lord, Lisa Blakie, Jean Balchin refugees has been attributed to the high costs to our country. Sure, there’s some fucking bad involved, with the extra 600 Syrian refugees people out there who seem intent to rain terror Production costing $24 million. But surely when a govern- on the innocent, but to tarnish them all with the Online Content Manager AMAN JAMWAL ment has the spare cash lying around to propose same brush and say no to the many because of Distribution ROSS NICHOLLS a change of flag, an extra few dollars could be this fear is unconscionable. found in the budget to accommodate These are good people who have been ruined Advertising Sales more refugees. by war, left with no home and looking for a better Elaine Byron, Hannah Griffin, But many will still argue that we should be life. Although I’m certain they will come here Peter Ramsay taking fewer refugees, mainly due to the fear devastated by all they have witnessed, I’m sure that those who come to our country will threaten that given half an opportunity in a safe land and our way of life. These people forget that at some supported by those in the local community they Read Online will thrive, bringing their own culture and spice critic.co.nz to life. 05 issuu.com/critic_te_arohi Get in touch Hugh Baird [email protected] Critic editor [email protected] facebook.com/critctearohi tweet: @critictearhoi 03 479 5335 P.O. Box 1436, Dunedin 11 April | 2016 News in Briefs World Watch Isle of Wight, United Kingdom A museum dedicated to excrement, with examples from the animal and human kingdom, has opened on the Isle of Wight. The National Poo Museum has been created by members of the artist collective Eccleston George. Sample of faeces have been gathered from around the world as well as donations received from the Isle of Wight Zoo Da Nang, Vietnam A Vietnamese police force is winning plaudits after letting a woman avoid a traffic fine by writing 50 lines promising not to repeat the offence. Police imposed the unusual school-style penalty after catching the 20 year old driving down a one way street in the wrong direction. The police department said they are more concerned with raising public awareness than rigidly enforcing the rules China The designer of China’s “Great Firewall”, that is the tool of the government to control internet censorship, has been mocked after he reportedly had to bypass the censorship system that he helped create during a public event.