Support our Advertisers 'WEEKLY T. PUBLISHED BY AND FOR THE Circulation 1300 UNDERGRADUATES OF WATERLOO Thursday, November 29, 1962 H.B. UNIVERSITY COLLEGE F.B. U. C. L I B E R A L 5 PLAN E. E. d MODEL PARLIAMENT H.B.
Toronto G. Russell and Woods Head E. '62 Liberal Cabinet P &G In Review F.B. By R. W. T. McLean notices in the following years. G. Court Johnson played the part of This year's ~how once again proved Rocky Muntain, a narrator. He did Vice-President H.B. that the book show with story line a fair job and will be a welcome ad is one of the most difficult of stu dition next year. He will have to Appointed at W.U.C. Q.B. dent productions. The problem is learn how to be directed. When he Dr. Henry Endress has been ap further extended as the script and does, he may be quite good. pointed Vice-President, Director of music was original and untested. The G. Jim Velcheff another freshman University Resources, at Waterloo script was very good. The music was played a travelling salesman and with Lutheran University, the Board of difficult for the orchestra as well G. his outstanding model, David Shaw, Governors announced recently. The as the cast to follow and again was created a living image. His extem position \vill be effective Feb. 1, 1963. E. original. So we have had an original poraneous ad Jibbing was excellent, Dr. Endress will have the primary show-an education in itself. although questionable in content. staff responsibility for University G. The production staff was very good May he be here next year. development and fund raising and from Circle K ushers and IVCF John Batson, the boarder and Larry will supervise all activities in that Q.B. hatchecks to the producer himself Close, a father did very good efforts field. -Brian Baker. Direction was rather for the parts required. John had a He will also be responsible for T. hectic but in the end the cast was rather large part, he did it well. supervising the programmes of public provoked to do its own 'suggested' Larry may have been type cast. relations, church relations and alumni F.B. stage business excelling all four Ron Harshman played many parts. relations lodged in the Office of evenings in ad lib. All three directors He is good but may be overacting Information, and to co-ordinate these Robin Russell, Brian Baker, and H.B. Left to Right to some extend. Settling down to a activities with 1 he National De Row-Dennis Brooks, Bernie Rubenstein, Tom MacMillan, Earl Albrecht managed to combine more natural voice level, he will velopment Fund. H.B. Ted Ruddy, Paul Bender. themselves to give some sort of show better. Dr. Endress has had 30 years of Row-Gord Fry, Lina Noecker, Grant Erwin, Tom Stevens, stronger direction to the whole The Boys and Girls and the Voices, experience in the field of public re Q.B. John Batson, Terry Scot. production. etc. did a creditable job. Where lations and fund-raising. Row-Herb Epp, Ernie O'Kell, Ron Woods, Robin Russell, Paul The orchestra did a wonderful job" it came to the finale, nobody seemed Upon the President's request, Dr. T. Barton, Gerry Gringarten, Don Campbell. Worse gatherings in a professional to know anything, including prin Endress may serve as Deputy Presi setting have been heard. Perhaps cipals. dent in the absence of the President Plans for Model Parliament's first Lina C. Noecker-Mini~ter of from the campus. T. Dec. 5 are well underway. Health and Welfare for the sake of expedience, two pianos The Strippers-Doris, Anne, and should be used. Here again the show Joan provided some sort of lively The University is fortunate to Minister-elect Robin Russell Edward Syer Ruddy-Minister secure the services of Dr. Endress in H.B. filled all the open positions in of Citizenship and Immigration should be praised for the talent it reality, moving the tempo of the has used on campus. It takes Eome show rather heatedly along. this period of unprecedented expan House and Cabinet. Robert Grand Erwin-Associate sion of the campus, Harry Greb, H.B. W. Woods, a fourth year Minister of National Defence sort of initiative to form an orchestra Now to the principal member of with the pleasing results obtained. the cast, Hersh Bogolmolny. He is chairman of the Board of Governors in business administration, and Minister of Defence Pro- said in his report. c. chosen Governor-General. duction Now the cast. A wonderful num a senior and will see his last P & G, Mr. Woods was ticket manager for Thomas David Stevens-Minis ber of freshmen had principal parts he hopes. Hersh did a marvellou5 Michener To Visit T. and G, and a past president of ter of Forestry and will be certain help for future job and kept the whole show together John Ellis Batson-Secretary of years, if, as, and when they survive. all four nights. His ability to say Waterloo University College will K. be given an honor next month which G. Stephen Howard Farber, a first State The two leading ladies, Lyn Thayler what was requiredr at the required no other Canadian University has student in General Arts, was Bernard Rubenstein-Solicitor and Kathy Bush did excellent jobs. time, no matter what the devious ever received. H.B. deputy-speaker and chairman General Lyn is a nervous bundle of energy route employed, saved at least two The Honorable Roland Michener, rommittees. "Model Parliament will be a :me who will have to voice louder her of the shows. He will be missed in T. cess if all persons participating keep opinions. She can climb walls. Kathy the future-all good things must end. a distinguished member of the Pro Officers of the Hou~e are: in mind the reasons for Model Par knew the whole script, I think, for That was P & G for this year some gressive Conservative Party, has Colin Watson-Clerk liament's sessions: the primary reason you could see her following speeches what, except for myself and many accepted a request to take an active 'Carl Hanninen-Clerk Assistant being that Model Parliament pro with her lips. She did a very good people have had and will have a part in Model Parliament. David Trevor Graig- Sergeant- vides a forum for student debate and job and will certainly gain more lot to say about that. Robin Russell, newly-elected Prime At-Arms the secondary reason being that stu Minister, believes the coming oc Tonis Nommik-Deputy Ser dents gain an insight into the proce casion to be "the first time Mr. geant-At-Arms dural, formal aspects of Canadian Go Michener has ever presided at a Model Officers of the principal branches vernment," Prime Minister Russell Parliament." Mr. Michener has consented to be our . . said. Pearo Nommik-Ch1ef of the Speaker of the House for Model Protective Service Parliament Dec. 5 when he will John Charles Gillies- Chief of give the Throne Speech. vertisers Personnel Born in Alberta and educated at Archibald McLean-Chief Elect- the Uhiversity of Alberta, Mr. oral Officer Michener was Speaker of the House of Commons from 1957- 1962. The Ministry will consist of the Although only in its second active ilowing: year, Model Parliament has taken Robin Russell-Prime Minister an important step in promoting 's Variety Ernest O'Kell-President of the itself on campus and should gain Privy Council and Minister KING ST. N. McKenzie Kanada (Rod McLean) unveils new Canadian valuable experience from this dis of Veteran Affairs shed politician. f '....;;.:1 Paul Edward Barton-Mm1ster. . I' ,. i.> '~onfectionery Groceries of Justice and Attorney General ndry Services Herbert Arnold Epp-Secretary Seeger, Appleyard of State for External Affairs Ron Woods SH 2-1970 Gerald Stanley Gringorten A Job Well Done Jerry Young Minister of National Defence Visit Carnival Juri Wallner Richard Gordon Fry-Minister The Ice Carnival Committee an- The Purple and Gold Show is over Jim McLaughlin of Public Works, Mines and Inounces that entertainment has been for another year and again, in my Technical Surveys obtained for Ice Carnival Weekend. opinion, was another success. To P\lt Mrs. Hodgson Dr. E. Boyd ACY Donald Wilfred Campbell On Thursday, January 31, Pete on a production of this nature, a Minister of Trade and Com- Seeger, well-known Folk Singer will great deal of co-operation is needed I would also like to thank each and merce. present a show in the W.L.U. by many people. every individual who participated I™ Terrence Thomas Scott-Minis Theatre-Auditorium. I would like, at this time, to express WATERLOO, ONT. in any way, whether behind the sce ter of Finance and National For the big weekend dance on Sat. my appreciation to the following nes, in the orchestra, or on the stage. Revenue and Receiver General Feb. 2, Peter Appleyard and his people who contributed an excessive Thank you everyone and con Paul A. Bender-Minister of orchestra will provide the dancing amount of time towards the produc gratulations. 0 N S' Transport and Labor music. A half-time show will feature tion: Best of luck for those involved in ARDEN Dennis Chalmers Brooks-Mi his quartet. Earl Albrecht P & G next year. nister of Agriculture Plan now to attend. Robin Russell Thomas McMillen-Post Master MICHAEL MORRIS, Fred Burgess BRIAN BAKER
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Eunice Holliday, Janet McCowan, Roger Adams, Dallis Trott, Oleh Iwany We think we are sophis shyn, Doug Brown, Susan Hogarth, Pete Hardy. we are casual and u1 Columnists: Gary Slimmon, Pete Rempel, Barry Dickson. but the truth is that t' Photographers: Terry Scott, Wayne Fawcett, Howie Fromkin, Pete Hardy, along without sentiment Dennis Brooks, Maurice W eisfield, Bruno Kukusuk. to live without music o Typists: Linda Stewart, Karen Pahl, Nora Cavanaugh, Bev Hiller. warmth. Proof Readers: Dianne Strahm, Pat Yantha, Charlotte Broome. Sentiment is the "ten' Circulation: Alan McLachlan. bility" which sends us t EDITORIAL Voice Of The Students. neighbours with outstr It is sentiment that mak Poor Taste and a family, the inta that makes warm frien To the Editor: After reading Model Parliament dreds of valuable relati newspaper of the twenty-third At Random been shattered by matt November, (I confess, in a Model Parliament, although only in its second active year, which is its converse. with of weakness), I find a number is making rapid progress in its aim to become one of the big Back of nearly every PETE REMPEL articles in poor taste. I am, in annual campus events. advance is somebody's ticular, referring to articles by motivation. When Fr We find in last week's issue of our Dear Sir Cord Acting-Editor-in Mr. Pete Rempel and T. T. Scoti. On Dec. 5, Model Parliament will present to this campus ing, discoverer of insuli favourite college journal that "71.28% Chief: It would appear, after we As a third year Arts Student Roland Michener, a distinguished member of the Progressive boy on a Canadian fa of the women on campus like bearded finished rummaging through the University of Waterloo, and Conservative Party. beloved playmate, Jani men." Why is it that up until now material on your desk, that one of as a first year student of this baseball and hockey we have met only the other 28.72 % ? our fellow columnists cannot bear to versity, I find a number of things Mr. Michener's knowledge of Canadian politics should races and climbed tree see a column that appears more serving cirticism. However, I do be a valuable asset to Model Parliament members. summer, Janie could do favourably with his ravings than find a vicious, destructive things. She died of ' Last year a member of the student some of your editorials. Since he of your school, not because Prime Minister Robin Russell has stated that one of the blood". Banting never body now departed (from this cam takes such ghoulish delight in passing capable of criticism but reasons for the Model Parliament sessions is to give the stu moved to service, he ent pus) introduced a suggestion as to disparaging comments regarding our it is in poor taste. dents "an insight into the procedural, formal aspects of Cana Today, millions of a possible change in one of the cam facial foliage, may we say that what It appears to me that your dian Government." because he cared abo pus services. is found on his chin is also common acclaimed school spirit Only little people f Since the name of this institution to a bowling ball or a baby's bottom. of degrading any other Ma·oni,.. ti.o This reason alone should be a justification for having and true sentiment. The is Waterloo LUTHERAN University, Another cause of delay in the which is incapable of supporting a Model ParliCJment on this campus. For how home with it, as th we feel sure that the Administration P. & G. Show was the passing out in the immediate future. many students here have any detailed knowledge, or even beauty and the wonder would be only too happy to see stu~ of ear plugs to the stage crew after It seems that an anti-Christ general knowledge for that matter, of our Government? Emerson lovingly visit dents carrying on a part of LUTHER Larry Slime managed to find where tude professed by some of your of his young wife for tw AN tradition. the rest of the calypso group had members does prove that The high schools, especially in Ontario, hardly touch on day. Although he w Martin Luther was a German, and hidden his guitar. of the press is possible. the subject of Canadian Government. Such a course should be greatest intellects of it is obvious in many refer~nces that Incidentally, if you ever find out it appears that better judgement compulsory in every Canadian high school, just as American nary people felt compl he was fond of the occasional brew. who taught Harry Limmon (or common sense have been flung Government is a compulsory subject in the American schools. with him. (And we don't mean the 43 bean whatever that young employee of the May I hasten to remind If great people are variety, either!) campus crook store calls himself) yours is a Christian, dm1orrtinatiollli We say we believe in a Democratic country. Democracy is sentiment, then why So, in memory of Jolrn Horman, how to play (if that's what we must institution. government of the people, by the people and for the people. think it is because w. (we hope he is still happily shaking call it) the guitar, please let us know. Is it possible that there exists It seems very strange and unfortunate that the Board of Edu brought up to live our hands wherever he may be), we again We would like to avoid that in- your staff, a literary clique cation does not take steps to see that Canadian people are trained partments. "Sentimen suggest that the Torque Room be dividual as much as possible. at the destruction of the new, of to meet this responsibility. long in the world of to transformed into a miniature Bier old, and in fact, of What a sorry comment garten and that students be allowed We wonder what will happen If this is so, may I re<~orntmend Our second federal election for Model Parliament this that we should delib to partake of LUTHERAN Heritage. when those people on campus who members of this sometimes year showed that nearly 70 per cent of the student body voted. down what is warmest spend much time and energy in newspaper to a lecture series at This percentage turnout is only fair for a student body. If the Our first project s creating interest and decorative Univer~ity of Waterloo entitled 30 per cent of the student body who did not vote are unwilling of personal inventor~ We wonder if a certain student in posters get their hands on the crude suasion and Propaganda". to take an active interest in politics at this stage of life, I wonder time you discard a war the Women's Residence enjoyed the immature, young lout (sounds highly I believe in friendly rivalry if they ever will take an interest. "sentimental impulse", Purple and Gold ~how on Thursday descriptive of a fellow columnist) tween universities, but let "From what am I try1 night. We don't want to mention who seems to specialize in adding carry this to the extreme. Each and every student in this institution should feel myself and why? any names but her initials are Elaine his own undesired comments to is not your enemy. :':1 it imperative to take an active interest in Model Parliament. pose as a sophisticat Singleton. these notices. May I suggest a greater And if Model Parliament does what it proposes to do, each Once these questio ------~------munion of ideas and of student should in future be able to take an active and intelligent 1 honestly answered, between these two part in our system of government. some of our false fea Let us not be dictated to by the for the future shoul of our financial superiors; that is, Vievvpoint be afraid of sentime founders of these universities, Winter Carnival Contest By Gary Slimmon vitally important to rather by our own co~cepts of ness and respond to A combined beer-drinking contest A boat race between C.O.T.C. Dear Mr. Acting-editor-in-chief of your column this week, the report is good and proper. Perhaps moving things of life. and marathon race. Held in two sec (army) and U.N.T.D. (navy). the Cord Weekly: Since we were un said that 71.28 % of the girls preferred could achieve, what to them tions at the Waterloo Hotel and the Between our construction compa able to come up with any feelings of bearded MEN. irreconcilable, the necessary union Hotel Kent, drafts will be served al nies to see which of the new buildings, animosity toward any member of the two important institutions. ternately and a wastebasket set up or sections of buildings, has slid the (arghh) Administration, a particular -DOUGLAS ALLES halfway between. furthest towards King Street. club or organization, or any of the Now that Christmas is only a few University of Waterloo The beard-growing contest is held A curfew -breaking contest for the other lousy social institutions on days away, and the age-old dilema THURSDAY, Novem open to women as well as men. women's dorm ... The one who stays campus, we have decided to make use of commercialism will be thrust upon Snow Auditorium A coffee-drinking contest to be held out the latest, or earliest, gets to us again, we would like to take this Professor Donald of the unexplored art of personal in Snow in the Torque Room. To insure full stay out permanently. opportunity to ask a few questions Department. A sult. The first person we will ask to falls, attendance a concurrent chapel ser An exam-writing contest for pro concerning the Yule-tide season. FRIDAY, November lie prostrate on the linoleum is a Cord tiny, floating hexagons, vice will be held. fessors. The winner is the one whose Auditorium columnist, Peter Rempel. We would 1. If Jewish clothing stores insist and drapes, A high diving contest from the question is so worded that none of The Rev. Roy W rather see Mr. Rempel "At Ransom" on blatantly wishing one and all a an intricate shawl of lace, wall into the pool, no more than two the judges can understand what it Anglican Church, than "At Random". We don't really Merry Xmas, why don't the Gentiles on Fall's crude shoulders, feet of water allowed. This contest means. MONDAY, Decem blame this misguided soul for the be equally big-hearted and display then melts, and is only open to those who compete An exam-answering contest for stu Auditorium lack of coherency in his column; we large banners proclaiming "Profit disappears; in the beer-drinking contest. dents whose answer is so worded that Chaplain Martin realize that he is working under a able Passover". is there, A race between Mr. Hermansen the judges can't tell what the question "Ascended into great handicap-he can't see the yet, isn't. and the Cord Editor to see who can was •.. Likely re>ults a dead heat for typewriter through the growth of 2. How do you explain to a four WEDNESDAY, by KC Silcox Auditorium make up the front page fir~t. first place by 300 sophomores. hair he has the audacity to call a year-old that all department store A human dog sled race in which a A Doukhobour contest-all stu beard. As a matter of interest, the Santa Clauses are scrawny and ill The Rev. Allan Anglican Church, professor mounted on a rostrum is dents burn the house in which they delays that took place in the P & G humoured; that their costumes are Student Coundl pulled up a hill by all of his students are staying, come over to the campus show were caused by the fact that five times older than the kid; that Chaplain to the who failed at Christmas • . . Likely strip and wait for P.M. John Diefen Rempel insisted on having each hair the old straight-faced liar has no Liquor at dances was an item THURSDAY, winner Prof. Pinole. baker to arrive. made up individually-all six of them. more intention of bringing what was major consideration at the Auditorium A Blue Book contest. Open only An ice-breaking contest. 50 male We are not being fair, however. Mr. asked for than he has of letting seven Council meeting last Tuesday Mr. David Perry, to apartment dwellers, the winner is students are put in the same room Rempel has in reality a very fine reindeer try to lift him one inch off It was decided that the versity College the person who has broken the most with the carnival queen and the first beard, full and luxuriant. There is the ground; that that wasn't cough to prevent drinking at such pella Choir. housing and conduct rules. All con one to break the ice takes her to the only one flea in the ointment. Last syrup that kid smelled on old St. is to remind the students testants will win the right of freedom Mardi Gras Dance. week we had been discoursing with Nick's breath? Isn't it strange how session of liquor on campus to live where and as they feel is proper. T. T. SCOTT Peter for half an hour before we much more effective it is to discipline suspension and then to enforce A race between President Hagey P.S. These ideas ( ?) are hereby pre realized that he had forgotten to put a child by saying that Santa Claus rule. Council president Ron and President Villaume, to get to a sented to the Ice Carnival Committee on his glasses and we had been talking doesn't come to see bad little children mentioned that a police check prosperous businessman waving a with malicious intent and no fore to the back of his head. By the way, than by saying that God doesn't dance such as the Soph formal cheque. thought but with my best wishes. Pete, in answer to the question in like naughty girls and boys? prove very embarrassing to W Motto For I Le Neutral lmaginaire A Review of "On Campus" or how to straddle the fence without tearing By Barry Dickson The Future "Look Ma, I'm on the radio." to dream-land. your pants This would seem to be the attitude of A discussion of current movies was By the participants of "On Campus". led by Professor Sweet. This began Edie Klinck a one-ad play by Tony Schwarz In case you do not know or if you do at the half-way mark of the show. The meanest fear is the fear of CAST not give a damn, "On Campus" is the It should have ended there. Apparent Because we are afraid J. Bandit Nehru Celebrated Boy-Neutralist weekly offering of our University ly, the people who took part in this people will think us "soft", we V. K. "Red" Mennon India's answer to Peter Sellers and U.N. Delegate radio club. This escapade of almost "meeting of the minds" realized that our tenderness under a cloak Henry Cabbage Lodge U.S. Imperialist Ambassador to the U.N. "organized nothingness" invades the they were on to a good topic and IUiphistication. We say "thanks", Mad Tse Shtunk President of the Red China Boy Scout Association air waves every Sunday evening for wanted to keep it going. The end we mean "God bless you", and Camel Abdul Nasser Beloved Dictator of Egypt, protege of Nehru fifty minutes. result was that they were milking long" when we mean "I'll be J. Lawford Kennedy Caroline's daddy, Imperialist President The show has two redeeming a dry cow. Without a doubt the without you". Fido Castor Inventor of Castor-Oil, Beloved Leader of Cuba features. One of them is of course movie, "A Taste of Honey" was bey We think we are sophisticated when Sir Antony Paradise British Colonialist Prime Minister the music. Ballads by Vic Damone, ond their comprehension. Heavens are casual and unsentimental Peggy Lee, and Bing Crosby were to Bosley Crowther! the truth is that trying to get INote: The characters in this play are purely facetious. Any similarity to entertaining and relaxing, while the Bill McLeod, a local "Tammany without sentiment is like trying persons living or otherwise is purely incidental. swinging overture of Les Elgart was Hall Tiger" informed the masses of without music or flowers or a treat to the ear-drums. However, forthcoming political events. This Scene One-at the United Nations the presentation of a disk by Jonathan was at least informative and "Honest is the "tender suscepti and Darlene Edwards must surely Bill" deserves a pat on the back for which sends us to friends and News item: Britain, France and Israel have just invaded Egypt to deal have been a poor attempt at humour. doing his usual fine job of projecting with outstretched arms. with Nasser's outright theft of the Suez Canal and to clean out stockpiles The second feature that almost his "Lemon-Sweet" personality. sentiment that makes a marriage of Russian Arms poised for attack on Israel. saved the show is Hersh Bogolmony, As mentioned previously, the Ill a family, the intangible factor anchor man and host. Hersh began music was the best part of the show. llat makes warm friendships. Hun Nehru: Mr. Secretary. I must protest this heinous outrage of the peace the show with a lively introduction Unfortunately, we were offered only of valuable relationships have loving country of Egypt. Armed clashes must be avoided. Violence breeds and did his best to keep it going at six recordings in fifty-five minutes. shattered by matter-of-factness violence, aggression breeds aggression, little guns breed big guns. Let us a pace that might be considered zippy Surely something can be done about is its converse. live in brotherly love. (to Mennon) Get me a corned beef on rye. for a funeral march. this sad situation. Kitchener is an Back of nearly every humanitarian Two different people offered lengthy industrial area and its radio stations lllvance is somebody's sentimental Mao, Castor and Nasser toss soggy rice balls and rotten tamales at Sir Antony and somewhat mechanical recitations must cater to the crass musical Etivation. When Frederick Bant Paradise. Afro-Asian block cheers. of news events. tastes of meat packers and factory i(, discoverer of insulin, was a small Anne Nissen served up bits of in workers. "On Campus" could be a loy on a Canadian farm, he had a News Item: U.S. Trained group of Cubans land at Bay of Pigs in Cuba and formation that were almost qualified real service to 'he student community leloved playmate, Janie, who played get slaughtered. to be part of the history of this U ni by presenting balanced musical enter and hockey with him, ran versity. Maybe the general public tainment. and climbed trees. Then one Nehru: Mr. Secretary. I must protest this heinous outrage of the peace is interested in "The Shape of the In short, the show could improve II!DIDer, Janie could do none of these loving country of Cuba. Armed clashes must be avoided. Violence breeds Past", but it is doubtful if the student ~tself by cutting out the sparkling She died of "sugar in the violence, aggression breeds aggression, little guns breed big guns. Let us dody really cares. boredom, the sickly wit, the nume llood". Banting never forgot. Later, live in brotherly love. (To Mennon) Get me a bromo. "Campus Canada", the second pre rous titters, giggles and inside jokes. moved to service, he entered medicine. sentation of earth-shattering events Most of all, cut out the extended Today, millions of diabetics live Mao, Castor and Nasser toss soggy curry balls and rotten frijoles at Ken was given by Fred Munn. This gab-fests. because he cared about Janie. nedy and Cabbage Lodge. Afro-Asian cheer. started off with a smattering of Apparently this group of lusty Only little people fear to display humour but ended with a dull thud. radio personalities does not take true sentiment. The great are at News Item: India invades Portuguese enclave of Goa. 176 Portuguese killed IHowever, the material itself managed itself very seriously. Neither does lrome with it, as they are with in skirmishes. to prevent the listener from escaping its audience. beauty and the wonder of life. Ralph ------Emerson lovingly visited the grave Mennon: I regret to inform this illustrious assembly that Premier Nehru of his young wife for two years, every is occupied in India with .. ah .. domestic affairs. (Waves at Castor) Had WUSC To Study day. Although he was one of the your beard done, eh, Fido baby? patest intellects of his time, ordi Student Mental Health llll'Y people felt completely at home News Item: India invades Pakistani territory of Kashmir, and seizes Kash with him. mir. An estimated 500 Pakistanis were killed. TORONTO-World University Ser medical people and educators, they II great people aren't afraid of vice of Canada, long noted for its could be greatly improved. !elltiment, then why are we? I Mennon: I regret to inform this illustrious assembly that Premier Nehru assistance to students overseas, is WUS in Yugoslavia recently held think it is because we have been is occupied in India with .. ah .. domestic affairs. (Waves at Mao) How's going to play an important role at a National Conference on Student brought up to live our lives in com the missus Mao baby? I'll be over tonight for some Vietnam Chop Suey, ha, home in the coming year. Mental Health and as a result it has partments. "Sentiments do not be ha, eh kiddo? In co-operation with the National been.decided to open mental health long in the world of today", we say. Federation of Canadian University counselllng services in seven different What a sorry comment on our wisdom Scene Two-Northern India Students and the Canadian Mental student communities. that we should deliberately choke Health Association, the student Representatives from 11 Asian down what is warmest and best in us! News item: Three divisions of Red Chinese Infantry have crossed the Mc faculty organization is to sponsor a countries met in April of 1962 at Our first project should be one Mahon Line and have occupied an estimated 5,000 square miles of Indian conference on student mental health. the University of Ceylon for the second of personal inventory. The next territory. The Chinese have killed 214 Indians, reliable sources said today. The conference, which will be at WUS Asian Conference of Experts lime you discard a warm and generous tended by Canadian university ad on Student Health. "sentimental impulse", ask yourself: Nehru: (to an Indian soldier) Get up there and kill some Chinese .. Never ministrators and medical consultants, One of the findings of this meeting "From what am I trying to protect mind I had Mao over for dinner last night ..Sergeant, get this man a new is to be held at Queen's University was that student psychological prob myself and why? Am I trying to bowstring ... drat those yellow rats ... where the bell are those British next May. lems are wide-spread. This, the pose as a sophisticate?" and French and American guns ... everybody knows India is pro-West ... Experts from across Canada and experts said, was due to heavily Once these questions have been tell Diefenbaker we pay cash for guns ... sometimes ... you say Fido's line the United States will lead the dis competitive examinations, lack of honestly answered, we will shed is busy ... well try again ... what? Nasser is on vacation! .. Ohhh! •. cussions of the topics. This is the vocational counselling, financial dif 11me of our false fears. Our motto ficulties and language problems :ted to by the wbere's that corned beef sandwich ... I'm starving ... first such conference to be held in for the future should be: Don't among other causes. eriors; that is, THE END Canada. be afraid of sentiment. For it is The Canadian conference will be A general principle laid down by universities, vitally important to reject shrewd starting from scratch. The number this conference was that the uni COIJCepts of 1 ness and respond to the sweet and Loss For Health and Survival versity ought to accept responsibility er. Perhaps 6-2 of universities which have even ade moving things of life. quate physical health services · and for the health of its students, "health at to them Chess Club Hand in Hand wuc student counselling services is limited. being seen in the broadest sense, Man's inability to adjust his think Most universities provide basic ser tl).at of physical, emotional, and social On Monday, November 19, the ing to present-day problems may vices, but, in the opinion of some well-being". Chapel Waterloo University College Chess herald his extinction. This was the of Waterloo Club played the Chess Club of the theme stressed by Dr. Brock Chis THURSDAY, November 29, 10 a.m. University of Waterloo at the Uni holm, speaking on "The Changing Auditorium w versity of Waterloo. With no stu FOR THE BEST IN TWIN CITY Professor Donald Berry, Classics dent support our team of seven played Renaissance Department. A Cappella Choir. valiently but to no avail. The U. of FRIDAY, November 30, 10 a.m. ENTERTAINMENT, VISIT THE 1gons, W. team steamrollered themselves Club Auditorium to an eight to two victory. Under The Rev. Roy Webb, St. George's RENAISSANCE. of lace, manned, unsupported and outplayed, Anglican Church, Kitchener it was in the opinion of the president -- Folk Singing :boulders, MONDAY, December 3, 10 a.m. of the W.U.C. Chess Club that it --Jazz --Twist Auditorium was a miracle the score was so close. Wed., Thurs., Sun.-9 p.m.-1 a.m. Chaplain Martin Dolbeer. Topic: In the future, this club would like "Ascended into Heaven" to see a 100% improvement in sup 22 King E., - 9 p.m.-3 a.m. Friday, Saturday -9 p.m.-3 a.m· WEDNESDAY, December 5, 10 a.m. port of the chess club's intercolle KC Silcox v Auditorium giate matches. If this is the case, The Rev. Allan Barker, All Saints' then we should have one student oundl Anglican Church, Waterloo, and out so support us. , the effect of health must be con posedly rational human beings could Chaplain to the Anglican students. Will all those interested in joining sidered in relation to survival!" support men who want to increase f was an THURSDAY, December 6, 10 a.m. the chess club please read the posters be said. our "over-kill capacity"--over three rat the Auditorium on the walls or get in touch with He said although we have rid the times the required amount to ex Mr. David Perry, Waterloo Uni ~ Tuesday Ewald Henkelmann, Bill Cobban, world of much physical suffering, terminate humanity. "We accept lhat the versity College ~tudent. A Cap Bruno Kukusuk or Peter Hardy. we are faced with a new problem the laws of the state; therefore pella Choir. Membership is only fifty cents and extinction. "We are conditioned should not the states accept the laws all are invited. to retaliate from childhood", he of civilization?" he queried. We hopE) that there will be an in Concept of Health" at W.L.U. said and for this reason we are un Refusal to face reality, he stated Board of Pubs. Party crease in membership before too long Auditorium on November 22nd. able to face the extinction situation. was one of the greatest faults of 8:30 P.M. as we are having a return match with Dr. Chisholm urged that present Unless we adjust to this changing mankind, the reason for the increase the University of Waterloo after values be reconsidered and that environment we shall end up like of syphilis in the last generation was SATURDAY Christmas. national interests be subordinated the dinosaur. the avoidance of the truth because PETER I. HARDY to the welfare of mankind "To-day Dr. Chisholm wondered how sup- it was bad. Believe It The Windmill Gift Sports News and The Hoppers are off to Buffalo tonight 48 King St. South, Or Not to take on the University of Buffalo Views The following may be hard to be basketball team. Why not drop down Your lieve but it is true-the basketball and give the boys some support. This unusual Gift. Basketball too! WUC seems to be heading for a great year in schedule has been changed again. is a ready-made excuse if I ever heard sports. Our "Hooper Hawks" have won their first two games Well, maybe the third time is the one to go over the border. of the '62-'63 season. Victorious over Ontario Agricultural Col charm. All badminton players sign the list in lege. and Osgoode Hall, our te~n;t has still to reach full strength. Wednesday, November 21 Erme Fazakas and Murray Williamson are still on the limp and at Ontario Agricultural College the Athletic Directors office. The Murray's Studio will not be .ready for action until after Christmas when the l~ague (Exhibition) 8:00 p.m. Ping Pongers are hard at it, the tour Vol. 3 Issue No. 12 • C1 games begm. However, by the end of the exhibition games we Saturday, November 24 nament is proceeding well; but please Portrait Photography can expect a well rounded, efficient team. On Saturday against at Osgoode Hall 2:15 p.m. note, the winner will not necessarily Monday, November 26 represent the College at the Invita Osgoode the Hawks started well, showing good ball control and Cameras-Films-Flashbulbs fair shooting. Bob Eaton, John Lewis and Gary Cuff led the Home to Hamilton T. C. 8:00p.m. tional tournament in February. Four Thursday, November 29 teen teams have signed up for the Hoopers to a first half lead of 34-20. Then in the second half we 40 King St. S. almost threw away the game with a combination of over-con at Ryerson-8:15 p.m. intra-mural basketball league which Waterloo fidence and sloppy play. This disease of over-confidence seems Saturday, December 1 got under way on Tuesday. to plague our teams, and will have to be cured by no one else at Univ. of Buffalo-6:15 p.m. SH 2-6262 than the players, if ~aterloo is going to continue its winning Saturday, January 5 ways. Every opposmg team should be met with spirit and at McMaster-6:30 drive, whether that team is strong or weak. It is not easy to Wednesday, January 9 Nancy's do, I admit, but then all-out efforts seldom are. at Ontario Agricultural College Friday, January 11 Barron's Mens Wear Are there any weeping Calgarians in the crowd? It is too bad at Western Institute of Tech.- Restaurant LTD. that such a fine season had. to end on freak play, but that's 7:15 p.m. 34 King St. South, Waterloo Tuesday, January 15 UNION PLAZA the way of nearly all sportmg events-the crucial break will 10% Student Discount often decide the winner. Any opinions on the Grey Cup ? My at Hamilton Institute of Technolo off Weber St. guess is that Hamilton will win, but my sympathies lie with the gy West. Saturday, January 19 College Student at Laurentian University Special 75c Swan Cleaners Oops! Another correction-Last week in this column, reference Wednesday, January 23 was made to the football banquet, where it was announced that Home to Univ. of Buffalo 8:00p.m. and Ted Favot was team Captain and Bill Millar most valuable Friday, January 25 player. Well, they're not-I mean the names got somewhat con Home to Ontario Agricultural Shirt Launderers fused-T. Favot was the best player and Bill Millar the Captain. College-8:00 p.m. , Katy's Variety SAME DAY SERVICE Saturday, February 2 170 KING ST. N. Home to Univ. of Waterloo- 8:00 p.m. Confectionery Cor. King & University Wednesday, February 6 Groceries Home to Univ. of West. Ont.- Laundry Services Waterloo 8:00 . p.m. THREE FOR THREE Saturday, February 9 SH 2-1970 Home to Roberts Wesleyan College of North Chili, N.Y.-8:00 p.m. The basketball Hawk!' have begun the Hawks have outscored their Liphardt Hardware Tue~day, February 12 opposition 190-126. In none of these What Do You Think? their season in fine form, by winning Home to Osgoode Hall-8 :00 p.m. their first three games of the year. games were they seriously threatened DOES CHRISTIAN FAITH Friday, February 15 Ltd. "Unscholarly drivel" They defeated OAC 45-35, Osgoode and with better ball control might MAKE A DIFFERENCE Home to Western Ontario Institute used to describe a have beaten their opposition by Come and Discuss this Issue WATERLOO Hall 63-54, and HTC 82-37. of Technology-8:00 p.m. last week by a UBC Each game has seen a big improve even more than they did. SUNDAY EVENING-7:30p.m. Tuesday, February 19 -Would Like To Serve You fessor that Jesus of ment in their play as witnessed by The Hawks conclude their pre DEC. 2-ln the Social Order? Home to Hamilton Institute of existed. Dr. John the additional baskets scored in each Christmas exhibition schedule with EMMANUEL CHURCH Technology-8:00 p.m. -Shop Us For Quality, Service gomery, chairman of game. In the first game against a game against Ryerson tonight in 24 Laurel St. W. and Value Friday, February 22 department, went OAC, the play was very scrambly. Toronto and one with the University Dr. Emlyn Davies-Acting Pro at University of Waterloo Prof. Ayrum Stloll's The Hawks were led in that game by of Buffalo freshman team on Satur fessor of Theology, Knox College, Subject to revision Phone SH 2-3321 ac a meeting of the Eaton with 12 points and Heinback former President of the Canadian day Dec. 1. With wins in tht-se two 19 games club, as a "village-idioG with 11. On Saturday the team games the Hawks would have a 5-0 Council of Churches and of the Ontario and Quebec Conventi