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Wilfrid Laurier University, Waterloo, Ontario Volume 26 Number 25 Thursday, March 27, 1986

Greg Sorbara, minister of colleges and universities (centre) announces5.4 million in government aid to Laurier, to help with construction of Arts Centre MP Herb WLU Dr. John Weir the (model below). Waterloo Epp (left) and president (right) look on. cord photos by AndrewDunn.

WLU gets millions for Arts Centre

funds in from the $10.5 million Of the Weir Laurier's administration did by Andrea C. Cole money was using ministry capital funding structure, not

the best of the said he understood that the in the way possible. building portion province's pro- participate underfunding pro- further vince would Construction of Wilfrid Laurier "We get a two for one kind of Excellence Fund, plus a partially allocate the test march last week. The protest investment he million above these of University's long-awaited $8.2 mil- (at Laurier)," said, $9.5 monies, promised money on speed con- was fully supported by University lion Arts and Social Sciences build- explaining that the new five-storey said Sorbara. struction, or as the costs were of Waterloo President Dr. Douglas

create WLU ing will begin this June, thanks to a building would also residence President Dr. John Weir incurred. Wright. the the $5.4 million hand-out from the said some of remainder of "We did one terrible amount of "We had our own reasons space. ... Macdonald House will has been Weir "It's taken he "We looked around provincial Liberal government. revert to construction cost already lobbying," said, said, our its raised. three and we've four Minister of Colleges and Univer- original purpose as a university years, seen institution and saw virtually no sities Greg Sorbara announced residence once the Arts Centre is "We had $1.6 million from the ministers and two governments." support for engaging in that sort of

that built. he ad- Weir also thanked Herb action this Monday at a press conference Development Fund," said, Epp, at university." Sorbara said the of that of this is in for Arts will incor- this contribution would be spread intermingling ding somie money MPP for Waterloo North, his The new Centre

the three four and funds is a and still be collected. with over next or years. public private good pledges must great help during negotiations porate the present Theatre Audito- time to and straddle Sorbara said a key factor in thing. He said Laurier has not had Queen's Park. rium Mid-Campus The used for these how will raise the of Weir denied the for the choosing which universities would money capi- assess they rest funding cont'd the tal comes the the on 3 get some of capital building building grants partially money. new building was reason why page

Incidental fees are legal

by Bruce Arculus The students have been waiting for a Federation of Students Chair-elect

decision since October. Matt Certosimo.

An unreleased inciden- "It's unfair let suffer report on to people In a before lively exchange repor- tal fees the Ontario of while the committee makes it's by Council up ters, Certosimo urged the Minister to Affairs will said U of W student University provide no mind," organ- release the report. Sorbara declined, for 125 striking of izer lan Mitchell. respite University saying the process of consultation

Waterloo the Minister of Sorbara said the focuses on students, report was over and the recommendations and Universities disclosed the of incidental Colleges "appropriateness" would be made public in two or three

Monday. fees, noting incidental fees are weeks.

"The outlines the for widespread across the province. report policy "It would be gratuitous and fool-

the future. This will not Mitchell said at least 125 students ish release the government to report now. It is be active to reduce incidental have withheld their fees," payment on time to make a decision," Sorbara

Greg Sorbara said. "They'll have to fee, and now face had told earlier. computer may a press conference the fee." accrued interest in pay paying charges The Ontario Federation of Stu-

Students were hoping the addition to the original levy. dents fees the govern- says incidental are ment would outlaw fees of However, Sorbara refused to computer same to education as extra-billing is $153 which all details of the up to per term, release any more report

Waterloo students must now despite a spirited plea from Ontario pay. cont'd on page 4

Students protest PLO Elvis is dead Inside It's a joke. A speaker from the Palestine Declan McManus, who once Next week is Lighten up. the Liberation Organization drew a called himself Elvis Costello, has Cord's annual joke issue. The More on Katimavik crowd in protest at of released a new album. How does University stories are not serious. You are Waterloo last the Katima- week. Abdullah of America The cancellation of King compare to supposed to laugh. Abdullah of the PLO the vik came at a Jackson Browne's newest release? youth program says world should not treat Palestini- particularly bad time, say orga- next week the ans as Nazis treated Jews. 15 nizers. page

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Students protest PLO rep at UW

is Meanwhile 30 versity and to give a Palestinian Liberation Organization (PLO) Abdullah Abdullah to at by Chris Bechard approximately speak students Abdullah's not the media. "a in exile." He said it mislead leaders and Andrea Cole protested pre- viewpoint given by government Waterloo, only its

Abdullah said the crux of the looks after all the needs of its into sence on campus by picketing peo- thinking that their present poli- problem in the Middle East is the ple, including medical, educational, and The through a mock graveyard outside cies practices are gaining world should not allow fact that the Jewish "does social and concerns. The Israel the lecture hall. state not military international acceptance and sta- to treat Palestinians as Nazis the existence Pales- PLO does limit action ture.'' Abdullah was invited to speak at recognize of a not military treated the Jews, said Abdullah tinian He added that the to the and U of W the Federation of Stu- people.'' occupied zone, he said, "It centres a lot Abdullah, the director of the Pales- by (the protest) said Zionist media machine tried around the dents. The Federation its goes to they've peaceful negotiation legitimacy surrounding tine Information Office in Ottawa one-sided several different such an arena pains to a on themes, as said Steve Naor, senior to about 150 objective was to provide great give terrorism," interested spectators of view. and fair for the for discussion, as well as to give an point equal representation advisor to Jewish Students at the University of Waterloo last the uni- He maintains that the Palestine all, an Palestinian Association and member week. education not provided by or independent of the

state under the PLO. UW senate. "1 would define terror-

He said Israel has these that rejected ism as a person or group

advances. They that the first innocent civilians it's say targets ... not alternative would the dissolu- mean strategic; that is, they're not blow-

tion of the Jewish state, and the stations.'' He added ing up police second because the is unacceptable that terrorism is designed to create

is not to PLO yet ready represent horror in the world and to so gain

Palestinians. media attention.

Israel gets blind support from He said terrorists who receive

Canada most of the time, he said. the type of invitation the UW Feds

Since Canada voted to create both made that are given to understand

an Israeli and Palestinian state at their methods work.

the United Nations in 1947, they "We were appalled by the fact should the PLO efforts. he support s that a terrorist was invited," He cited Canadian a poll that said. "We felt we had to make our indicates that the people want the protest clear and visible." remain neutral in like think government to 'Td to we would have

the Middle-East conflict. had the same involvement if it had

The mostly students been other terrorist he protesters, any group," from the UW Jewish Students' said of the protest. He said that the Association, L'W professors, and JSA has actually been involved in

local residents, stated their posi- trying to get Palestinians to speak,

tions in a hand-out sheet. but not those affiliated with the

"Canada and the western world PLO. have suffered much from too inter- "'The point we are trying to national the terrorism," brief reads. make," he said, "is that we feel "The invitation of terrorist a organ- strongly about this as Canadians. ization aids in the We to campus creep- do not see this as Jews against

residents marched atUW of terror as a Protestors picket PLO. Students, professors, and local ing legitimization Palestinians, although we are pos- valid of of Pales- means obtaining world sibly more sensitized to terrorism ... last Thursday to protest the appearance of Abdullah Abdullah, director attention. Gestures toward the ... we view this as Canadians against tine Information Office (inset), on campus. Photo courtesy of imprint. PLO, such as the invitation of terrorism."

Bad time to cancel Katimavik

other national the time of the Jan- for comprehension of the advance and by by Ken Magor Katimavik executive director, half of greeted with appeals to sign up received $ 1 a announcement much of the Press bought before language. Participants uary of Canadian University the recruitment for next year's pro- Katimavik, advertising day and $1000 if they completed recruitment budget had already been been the cancellation. gram had already completed. tenure. "It's their nine-month spent. — a lot of waste of TORONTO (CUP) Katimavik And $330,000 had been spent on public Marie-Josee att- Phaneuf said even if the resented the said still bitter Lapointe, press govern- supporters would have advertising and hiring 30 to 35 money,'' Phaneuf, ache for of State Benoit ment had advised him that about the federal can- Secretary sooner, federal government's move to close Katimavik alumni to promote the government's of Bouchard, called the $20 million wouldn't have softened the blow. the no matter when it in schools. cellation the project. youth program program high nine-year-old Katimavik "a Cadillac and "It's not a of it's a the Hebert's Katimavik allowed about 1600 program" question timing; was announced, but they say Though Sen. Jacques said the would funnel of the has government question preoccupation by Jan. 8 cancellation came at a partic- hunger strike made most people young people a year to work on the into or What have to is in three different money an employment government. they got ularly bad time. aware that Katimavik gone, community projects that better that both and them better youth program would offer young people (now According to Paul Phaneuf, Toronto subway riders are still provinces, promised Katimavik and the of Youth serve young people. Ministry "If knew last have been he asked. we fall, say, we terminated)?" and There still wouldn't have hired people had are 1,000 participants

their salaries and them off. across Canada. to pay lay working at projects Fee want answers And wouldn't have had Some finish this month and all will strikers we to buy that space," said organiser Barry have finished by June 4. Katimavik's

Bloom of Katimavik's Toronto office. 350 staff members are being phased

ental fees "a Katimavik officials used to plan out and all operations will cease as of — are back door" of sion be made WATERLOO (CUP) Students way soon. refused fee for tuition fees without the other the program's activities six months in June 30. who to pay a compu- increasing con- OFS, on hand, wants a

ter services at the University of travening provincial limits. Similar decision deferred until students and

imme- levied other interested Waterloo are demanding an charges are on many cam- parties have re-

diate decision on the in such as viewed a incidental government puses many forms, pho- secret report on Centre legality of incidental fees, though the tocopy charges and fees for class fees prepared for the minister by the

Ontario Federation of Students is handouts and other materials. Ontario Council on University Af- well, the building will be ready for the to fairs. cont'd from 1 urging provincial legislature page 1988. use by look for a second opinion on what Waterloo student councillor lan OFS chair-elect Matt Certosimo Drive. "We are particularly indebted to OFS calls an "extra billing of stu- Mitchell said the last week wrote Sorbara him striking students are urging There will be offices for music our students," he said, explaining dents." anxious to release the OCUA before about in the ruling. report, as well as volun- delays faculty members, enough that students underwent a About 100 UW students didn't making his mind. "People are just going to drop up for 30 language and social contribution the Devel- space tary $15 to the incidental fee earlier this of the "For all we the pay out computer fee strike because know, report could science professors. Fund for the six opment past years The administration let them have and have left out some statis- year. they exams they're not important The T.A. will be refurbished, raise for this and to help money but won't allow them it be fallacious. register, to going to want to about tics; may We don't its worry things upgrading acoustical properties, other projects. receive unless like whether graduate or transcripts they'll their tests know," said Certosimo. and Six hundred get seating, lighting. The Development Fund cam-

the — fee or $40 $ 100 he said. He has OFS sees the decision as critical they pay up back," asked Onta- seats will be installed on its ground- paign is part of the Excellence in is overruled. rio Colleges and Universities Minis- because it expects universities to level floor. the Eighties drive. The drive has Student leaders charge that incid- ter Greg Sorbara to ask that the deci- widen their use of incidental fees if Another feature will be a separ- almost raised its $6.2 million goal they are upheld. ate recital hall, accommodating through support from students, Bob Richardson, an aide to the 350 A spectators. 1,000 square staff, corporations, foundations, minister, said it is normal for practice foot art gallery will also be built. and alumni. OCUA recommendations to be Other features include: Aprilfool's joke The campaign has already finan- made public only after the minister — a language laboratory ced additions to the library and Din-

makes a decision. He added OFS — an electronic music laboratory ing Hall, a new computer system, a For all those who that no (when the Pocket and other aired their views thought Planner is groups on — a number of lecture halls pro- digital telephone installation, and Ist classes were for April duced) have incidental fees known planned ideas during — strange of what practice areas and lounges scholarships. this the on You've is year, joke's you. funny. OCUA's fall hearings. The building will be air-condi- Other institutions receiving help Wilfrid probably been using Laur- Please, please, class He said the has only go to on government tioned and serviced an elevator, by for building projects include York Student Publications' ier University April Ist. It is a regular school had the OCUA report since March 7 with handi- day easy access for the University and the University of

handy Pocket Planner. — not even Sir Wilfrid's and it wants to act responsibly, not birthday. capped. Toronto. York receives $4.3 mil- We the issue. apologize for hastily, on "complex" The new will be any inconven- building joined lion to assist with the construction

Ist is ience or "I can't be down on a Notice that April also April high hopes this of really pinned to the with access at joke ours Dining Hall, of a $6.8 million fine arts centre, has caused. time the minister's he Fool's Notice that one on then (for ruling)," the second level. Day. people Play us, and U of T will get $4 million to be said last week. working on summer publications we'll even. early Weir is that if all hopeful goes build a $6.3 million law library. 4 Thursday, March 27, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY

Certosimo addresses last board meeting

Sarah received by Hayward a ovation ment in standing for his companies with South He the cited, as an example, tre as an indication of the final corpora- report. African interests. manner in which WLUSU handled tion's ability to handle crises well Last at the final At the Sunday, meeting, the WLUSU Certosimo summed WLU- up the death of Brigitte Bouckaert. Board members expressed WLUSU (Wilfrid Laurier Univer- Board appro- also decided to restructure SU's achievements his in speech, "We could have hidden and let val of Certosimo's suggestion that sity Students' Union) Board of the Promotions department, and to and focused on the mature he way others handle it, but we didn't," he WLUSU consider litigation if "the Directors' of the establish meeting year, out- a committee to investi- said the corporation dealt with a said. administration continues to Matt say that going president Certosimo gate WLUSU's possible involve- number of crises. the Board voted to arbitration is Instead, sus- not an option we could pend Off-Campus events for a use to resolve this question," week. said Certosimo

"It was not popular, but it was a Dr. Weir later told The Cord, hard decision that had to be made," "In the my view, naming of the said Certosimo. is building not covered in the Oper- Certosimo also said WLUSU Procedures ating Agreement and it

had acted maturely in handling the is not to subject arbitration (this ... financial faced problems they were procedure) would be giving away with last fall. He said there was a the Board s (of Governors) right to

popular movement to "string (for- an arbitrator."

mer WLUSU President) Kevin Certosimo said the naming of the Byers up" because of the financial Student Union Building was clearly deficit his administration had incur- issue of an student autonomy. red the "A previous year. long history (of student

"Instead we handled it in a much of ownership the Student Union

more mature manner: we turned Building) is being challenged for

the other cheek. That took a lot of the first time," he said. and guts, a lot of people were In other Board business, mem- he angry," said. "1 think we made a bers endorsed a resolution to create much better statement not a new by being Marketing Department, an vindictive." expanded and more highly struc- Certosimo also cited WLUSU's tured version of the Promotions

determination in sticking to their Department. One Vice-President:

decision name the Student to Union will oversee the Marketing opera- the Nichols Cen- tions of the Building Campus department. Four man- will be agers under her supervision:

a Marketing Operations Manager (and six assistant Promotional

Managers), a Services Planning

Manager, a Public Relations Man-

ager (and an assistant), and a Marketing Research Manager (and

one assistant).

According to Certosimo, Peter Nosalik, Vice President: University

Affairs, did most of the work on the

project. Nosalik said WLUSU saw

a need to expand the Promotions

Department, because WLUSU had been able to communicate its suc-

cesses to the student body.

Also at the meeting, Arts and Science Director Serge Linarello

moved that a committee be set up over the summer to examine possi- ble WLUSU links to companies

with South African concerns.

Sheldon Freeman, Assistant Commissioner: University Affairs said he thought WLUSU has done

cont'd on page 5

Fees

cont'd from page 1

the health to sector, and the govern-

ment should be consistent in its % ■ ,<,WB m | «-*•&" ,ga«S~~ ///////, policy. 3p mm m J Sorbara would whether not say next hike of year's proposed 50 per-

cent in computer fees for Waterloo students would be affected by the

report, although one of Sorbara's aides reportedly said "Dr. Wrong won't be pleased," in reference to U of W President Doug Wright. Sorbara also offered hope for

more post-secondary funding in the

B U May budget, telling reporters that last year's Excellence Fund was only

a first step.

"The next will contain ; •.-■ *• » budget further is steps. The Treasurer very JB »,J| sympathetic for longer term funding initiatives," Sorbara said.

Sorbara was at Laurier to an-

nounce a grant of $5.4 million for

the construction of an arts centre, and and said the grant to WLU, others to York and the University of Toronto announced previously in the day, would be paid over a three-

year period.

Correction

""-•- ' », Jill In last week's Cord Weekly Grad Kgfi* ** *V* * V Student Association feature two pho-

fe* tos were switched. i￿' -s - ￿ The face with James Kuracina s C j*

- - The jSis&Vv*«f* ￿* Hi platform is really David Yates.

£ »• face with David Yates' platform is S!®i * - actually James Kuracina. and all We apologize for any i inconveniences. 5 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 27, 1986 news

More students default on OSAP

laid "a with plaint by young woman a by John Gushue with the in "At the best of times, they money. seem a little trigger happy, turning operate small child," who had "repeatedly of Canadian Press fewer this side said Donald- University With higher loans, the loans over to a collection agen- on of the law," tried loan grants, to negotiate a long-term

slimmer who worked for credit com- increased costs, and job son, a schedule with the bank and cy. payment OTTAWA (CUP) — Business is the situa- prospects upongraduation, pany one summer. collection agency," but was still being for the credit the As bank turns a stu- booming agencies tion for students threatens to become soon as a "Yet they somehow manage to harassed. federal government employs to col- dent's account over to a collection with those things because "This worse. get away is not an isolated case," lect outstanding student loan debts. Kevin the bank collects its students know their But for Belgrave, manager agency, money don't rights Axworthy told the House. The number of students who have head the she said. of Associated Credit Bureaus' from government. under the law," A former York University student failed to make has doubled is brisk. The federal sets common viola- payments office in Toronto, business government guide- Donaldson said a who asked not to be identified said since 1982, when 12,000 defaulted "We're with about lines that collection agencies must tion credit companies make is probably dealing many one collector tracked her down to an their when with debtors. on loans. According to Ted We have at dealing a client's student loan history 13,000 cases right now. respect listing office where she was working, have the Kubacki, of the Canada two or "First of to in her his credit file. not manager least one person, and maybe all, they gain or "They're although she said she had "abso- Loans of the Kubacki Student as in debtor," to do that, and know Programme, many three larger centres, handling co-operation supposed they lutely no idea how they found that be as 25,000 students could default this Student Loans in each of said. Students cannot verbally it," she said. Canada one out." called March alone. are harassed, called at work, at In the house of Commons year our 114 offices. Things working Kubacki said it's "unfortunate"

To retrieve the well for he said. parents' homes, or encouraged to Liberal MP Lloyd Axworthy when collector harasses missing payments, out very us indeed,'' 11, a a debtor, take loans. asked if uses three collection Because federal out more the government the government (Winnipeg-Fort Gary) but "it's not a common problem. It

— less But chair of the agencies Associated Credit Bu- banks are Barb Donaldson, endorses "a guarantees its loans, government general happens from time to time (and when Canadian of reaus of Canada, FCS International interested in debtors off Federation Students, of harassment of those who helping pay pattern it does) we conduct ourselves in the

and Bonded said collection are student loans." Limited, Canadian an balance. Instead, agencies repreat- are benefitting from outstanding proper manner." the Credits — to track down assistant to edly profiting at of Youth Minister Andree Champa- defaulting says Hugh O'Reilly, expense According to Belgrave, collection students and ask them "the students. "I not of this to come NDP MP Dan banks said, am aware up Heap, gne agencies are working to everyone's

a in way," and being policy any benefit. "Things have improved, cer- to bring the matter to promised tainly because the government has of State Benoit Bouchard's Secretary put this in the hands of private indus- attention. in try, which the long run benefits of Axworthy heard several cases everybody"

debtor harassment, including a com-

Body of WLU student found

Sarah Hayward and by Marie was a good student, got

A-minuses. They said he was not The body of Laurier student depressed on the night he went found in Wayne Jean-Marie was a missing. kilometre wooded area about a

from his home in Guelph on Satur-

day, March 16.

That morning, a man walking the in his dog discovered body an Road, said area close to Paisley the Guelph Deputy Chief Stewart of

Police Department.

"There was no indication of foul

play," said Stewart. He said the police department considered hypo-

it the Nichols cause of Just joking. A sign on the A 2 lounge of Willison Hall, declaring thermia the most probable to Scott Prins, the don of death. Campus Centre (NCC) was a practical joke according Jean-Marie, a second-year psy- that floor. Jan- chology student, disappeared forbade the residents to the Prins said he put up sign. of with expressly 4 after a drinking uary night who to the Camirand, a One of the residents helped put up sign, Christopher friends. Jean-Marie apparently

student stated: it sort of We for walk sober before first-year business "Yes, was a a practical joke... thought went a to up in the because he didn't deserve entering his parents' house wewould put up NCC wefigured (Dean Nichols) Guelph. all the hassle that they were giving him." Jean- Wayne Jean-Marie According to his friends, not to the much "The intention of putting the sign up was protest NCC (issue) as said Peter Willison's head resident. He added as it was to put a sign up," Sturrup, that he thought the residents weretrying to test the system, cord photo by tan Dollar. aphorisms cafe

I Ontario • 806-2372 84 King Street North, Waterloo, (519) OSAP difficult to rip off

who someone received OSAP des- alone or with others starts at $200 a TORONTO (CUP) — Contrary to rich and student pite having some- month. And the estimated monthly popular myth, the Ontario parents, else who in that for sin- out one was really need, living costs, excluding rent, a aid system is not handing money who didn't." woman in Toronto are $456. to students want to upgrade gle the Onta- The also said the debt-load their sound systems, says report With a maximum of $4000, for students OSAP loans is rio Federation of Students. grant receiving students will have for the most trouble mak- rising. In July of 1984, the debt level A six-page report prepared ends let alone the for students the ing meet, adding graduate on OFS winter general meeting says government odd Pro- component to a stereo. Rental loans was while Ontario Student Assistance $6,368, undergrads student accommodation for a living difficult to rip off, and owed $4,527. gram is those by and large gives money to I I who need it most. The document's

is a Stereo- title, "Stereo Assistance Board type," refers to OSAP's popular the Ontario Stereo Assist- label as from 4 cont'd page A ance Program. this year," he said. "WLUSU has • Aphorisms J| is neither excellent this "Ripping off the system an job year. doubled the number of activities Ek easy," the report "Many issues that weren't of this We've tried lot of common nor says. year. a

It 112,000 students received student concerns at the beginning he said. "Some says things," were suc- in 1983-84, and of the have been to OSAP money year brought cessful, like the Niobe Lounge, and Erb St. for the attention of Laurier students. MgK^M 14,000 were reviewed accuracy. some (like the OFS referendum)

these, three cases of They now talk of underfunding, Among only were not." discovered. OSAP, municipal elections and fraud were ... OFS of finan- the has and An survey campus organization grown "We've got a firm foundation

officers last iall found matured into one of the most highly cial awards now and things will get better next p.m. couid think ot loop- respected institutions in the 1 know said that none any pro- year, they will," 11:30 10:00 Thursday a.m. to p.m. holes in the system. vince." Nosalik. "Our biggest accomplish- 11:30 11:00 the Nosalik Saturday a.m. to p.m. Citing a common complaint, agreed. ment is the fact that we started Friday, know "WL.USU Has well Noon 9:00 seems to done can Sunday to p.m. study says, "everyone very things that be built on," he said. j 6 Thursday, March 27, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY comment

145 new beds

On September 1, Bouckaert Hall should resound with the sounds of

first-year students moving in their belongings, leaving their parents (or is that the other and how way around), learning to use their chequebooks for

the first time.

One of those will be $100 this In order finance cheques larger year. to the construction of Bouckaert Hall, residence fees will be increased by 100 all residents in increase $ next year for addition to the usual • All students benefit from the construction of Bouckaert Hall. Why,

then, are only 771 students paying for it?

The creation of 145 extra student beds within the community means

145 more students can be accommodated closer to Laurier. 145 more

students the can experience residence life, arguably one of best experien-

ces students can have during their university career. will closer 145 more off-campus students find better, or more affordable

housing, since the residents of Bouckaert Hall are not out there looking for

a house or apartment. is needed. There is no question that the new residence Laurier's propor- is in Ontario. But tion of on-campus residents (15%) one of the lowest

why are only the residents paying for it?

Perhaps this funding approach is the path of least resistance. Granted

that the funding will not come from the government, it must come from within the tui- university, which ultimately means from the students. Either tion could be increased (requiring official approval, and drawing boos and

hisses from students), or an incidental fee could be added (not regulated),

a residence fee could be added. or, surcharge

All residence fee hikes must be approved in consultation with the stu- dents. The Council their the Inter-Residence gave approval so surcharge

could be levied. Approval was that simple. There was no need for public- had would ity, and therefore no complaints. If tuition been increased, there

have been an outcry.

According to Laurier's director of housing, the residence is "designed in

traditional dormitory style"; that style of residence went out years ago for (Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary: Dor-mi-to-ry: n. 1. a room will sleeping; esp: a large room containing numerous beds). The building

contain only double rooms (except for Dons); the entire Laurier residence

handful of Residence more than a facility has a mere single rooms. is just is place to sleep (literally, a dormitory); residence home to students for

of the most year. 100 The the students will be — the additional $ money paying including is in of each Pro-rated fee — collected by the university September year.

rent is illegal for tenants who live under the protection of the Landlord and

Tenant Act — for residence students, pro-rated rent seems to be a way of

life.

I it is the residents' lot suffer for the common suppose to good.

Andrew M. Dunn

It's abouttime fora News Attitude

For this with This I've covered events that have is criticism about Bet- reason, we are bombarded year facing being cliquish.

stories of and certainly life. I learned that life work for a There, war revolution, death, apar- changed my ter yet, go college paper. News comment and is after write about administration shut down by theid, nuclear disarmament, other such a precious thing having to the can you

a senseless orientation week accident and student Life is a large issues. On we deal with a the Andrea Cole campus, through government. man who I learned underfunding, accidents, missing students, young just disappeared. joyous thing at a campus paper.

that officials are It is difficult becorfie in the and cancellations of major youth programs. government only easy to not to cynical

talk to when are 1 face of all the that we write and that These and a myriad of other issues are not they giving you money. stories learned that make and read. It's difficult the News. always enjoyable for you to read, nor are people mistakes, you really to accept

write. when do not discuss criticism that we because Dictionary definitions of the word "news" they fun for us to Still, they let you they do, they want to negative get, just 1 world in all them. learned that it is more difficult find don't much constructive criticism. include: know just exactly how your runs, to we get

of detail. out the truth from than it is to balance Most of us into this racket because we a) a report of recent events its intricate people got

in It's time that a Mack truck on the head of a that it would be somewhat b) material reported a newspaper or we aspiring-journalist types pin. thought enjoya-

attention I've learned that and ble. It is. Sometimes. news magazine stopped trying to get your by good things happen, is that is least people what deserve. I'm not sure that a thicker skin c) matter newsworthy spoonfeeding you good news, or at praiseworthy get they growing know Add all this the fact that what facts. Whatever we is I've also learned that volunteer journalists a solution to the I for sure to you see sugar-coated print problem.

come in for more than their fair share of that into and isn't an reported goes through several writers and subject to your interpretation. If you are giving pressure quitting

and have a editors before it and involved. If write a blame, criticism, disapproval. These answer. At least this students gets to you, you've got upset, get you approve, way, in In however, believe that a student voice matter what the cost the gray and white newspaper that you see letter. these ways, you give us direction volunteers, on campus, no before and let know what it is needs student We're all students individual frustration. you. us you want to see. paper input. that we know that are here, not some that can't In of all the people The idea is, I think, to inform you and to Also, somehow, you more up clique you join. spite lovely things I informed about than when If you're truly dedicated to the cause of can do to a volunteer student do some learning of our own. events you were try- journalist,

to educate fellow maintain that fulfill role: we I think news is supposed to educate, as you got up this morning. ing your students, you are we an important

sure to find a niche here. informed to the best of our abilities boring as that sounds. It's not always meant Better yet, you gain an understanding and up keep you

of the of In what in the world. We learn a to be fun and games. Life has its light- appreciation complex machinery return, your students will impeach the about goes on

it rest entire staff. Don't it lot in the information and hearted moments, but more often than not government, humanity, and all the of the laugh, happened at the process. Surely has its serious True stuff we're down throat. McGill Or will fire editors. the valuable that ones. journalism should trying to cram your Daily. they your learning are most things

is in for As an informed can decide This from the the can from an institution of reflect life as it lived our society, to a reader, you to Marlet, at University of one gain higher After sometimes learn large extent, news and the media is a reflec- activate change and be effective. all, Victoria. Even Carleton's Charlatan, one of learning. After all, you

of brand of civilization. never the best and student about life outside of class tion .... our apathy changed any system. most respected papers, more CORD weekly The Cord is the fall and winter Weekly published weekly during W.Hr.fJ LAu'if" U^'vO'Sity academic Editorial of the terms. opinions are inciependent University, Editor Fred Taylor WLUSU, and Student Publications. The Cord is a member of the President Roger Nault Andrea Cole News Editor Canadian Press University news cooperative. Eight-month, 24-issue Directors Peter Bradley, Rob Furlong Ass't News Editor Sarah Cord Hayward subscription rates are: $17.00 for addresses within Canadaand Charles McLaughlin, Mike Wingert Entertainment Editor Matt Johnston $20.00 else. students subscribe at the rate of anywhere Co-op may 4-month work term. Sports Editor Rob Furlong $7.00 per all Marina Munro TheCord welcomes comments, criticisms and suggestions from Wri ht 884-2990 Copy Editors LOOTOH Diane s its readers. Letters to the Editor must be and Heather Lemon typed, double-spaced in handed to the editor by Monday noon the week of publication. All Production Manager Heather McAsh letters must bear the author's full name and and student UNIVERSITY TYPESETTING telephone „ Schmalz Production Ass'ts Karen and Roger Nault 884-2990 numbers. All letters are subject to editing for length. The Cord Doris Docs TRANSPARENCIES the to withhold submission advertisement which reserves right any or lan Dollar Photo Manager it considers racist, sexist, homophobic, libellous or in bad taste. Andrew M. Dunn The Cord offices located the 2nd floor the Nichols Photo Technician are on oi Student Publications 884-2990 Centre Wilfrid Laurier The Cord Advertising Graphic Arts Technician David Wilmering Campus at University. Weekly is Kitchener. and Diana Kastelic printed at Fairway Press, Circulation Filing Manager Manager Bert Trapman 1986 by Student Publications, Wilfrid Laurier Univer- Classifieds Co-ordinator Corina Kelly Copyright Waterloo, Ontario, N2L3C5. No of this be sity, part publication may Ad Systems Technician Stephan Deschenes Reps Bemie Calford, Zoltan Horcsok, Dave Mcintosh reproduced without permission of the editor. A 1 Strathdee Ad Manager Bert Trapman Contributors: Bruce Arculus, Chris Bechard, Cori Ferguson, Paul Contributors con't: Anne-Marie Tymec, Sue Wallace, Nancy Ward. National Advertising MacDonald, Scott Piatkowski, Audrey Ramsay, Ingrid Randoja, Campus Plus (416)481-7283 Rich Scott, Ron Shuttleworth, Steve Smith, Lianne Tanaka, THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 27, 1986 7 comment

Victims of mind control Question

within words sages messages by emphasizing certain or guest comment by phrases in long boring lectures. Tara Knox and Need we comment? of the No Week 7. Questions — automatic obedience made Virginia Housser routine by discouraging questions."

"Could save lot of you your questions? I've got a One concern facing society in the 80s is the persist- material to cover before the exam." of the cults and their 8. ence extremist of mind control. Doctrine — of use "Confusing rejection logic as a these and the of faith is fostered Upon studying groups techniques they use pledge by lecturing on complex and recruit to and retain members, we came to the horrifying cyclical dogma which no one could understand." If been realization that our own university is actually a cleverly you've to class you'll understand. first: What does it this contrived front for cult 9. of Old Values —love of Tuesday April mean to you activity. Unsuspecting high Rejection new life style school graduates are being lured into university through sped up by constantly putting down old life style." year? the Does what promise of self-improvement and education. your mother know you're doing? higher by Stephan Deschenes and Lianne Tanaka 10. The the council "Confession — sense of contrived following techniques are, according to intimacy by innermost secrets." on mind abuse, used by cults to control minds. The sharing

"It's a but implementation of these techniques in the university long story I was wondering if 1 could have

setting is obvious. an extension because ..."

"Fear — 11. loyalty to group maintained by threaten-

life or limb." 1. "Isolation — loss of reality induced by physical ing soul, What do the of mean transfer separation from rest society." you you want to to Western? Isn't that we're here? 12. Chanting and —non-cult why Singing input pre- vented of 2. — state of initiated by "Hypnosis high suggestibility demanding repetition songs, chants or when in the often as meditation." phrases of non-cult ideas." by hypnosis thinly disguised presence It means that we don't have the

How classes make Ever been to a football LAUUUUU-RIER. many you very sleepy? game? day off because of Student Publi- 13. Disinhibition 3. "Removal of evaluate — abdication of Privacy — loss of ability to adult responsibil- cations, but we're taking it off

logically by never contemplation." ity encouraged by child-like behaviour." allowing private orchestrating anyway. How do live with? Stealing underwear? Tuck-ins? many people you General Turret Julian Pope 4. disorienta- Behaviour? "Sleep Deprivation and Fatigue — Warren Stekel that — the of mind control — tion and vulnerability caused by withholding adequate Now we victims are 2nd Year Concourse Back-

rest or sleep." aware of the use of these techniques, we must struggle to benchers

8:30 classes? Midterms scheduled on the same day maintain our individuality and resist all temptation to

due? conform the Is in fact indoctrina- two term papers are to system. university an 5. the cult "Games — child-like dependency on leader tion process set up to prepare us for the even larger

induced with obscure rules." of which awaits Who by conducting games reality us upon graduation? or

Registration! what is behind this cynical plot to manipulate the minds

"Metacommunication 6. — acceptance of mes- of society's youth?

Resurrection a mystery A Policy presentation, no holiday for me. We're the fools on April

first.

be the the — would allowed service. Jane Williams only persons at Lefs talk 4th Year Business about... "Rogers said that if the effort Sunday to raise his Resurrection mother from the dead is unsuccessful, the mortuary will the for 10 while for keep body days Rogers arranges an Tom York by Indonesian faith healer to come to Reeds Spring to perform services.''

don't believe in literal Okay, so you a resurrection, as Time and in these Jesus has again, twenty centuries, evangelist Rogers obviously does. Was Jesus' resurrec- been written D.H. off. Sometimes flippantly: Lawrence tion, then, metaphorical? Is it a metaphor for the life Katherine Mansfield: "Cheer Jesus is the to up, Katie, a well-spent is life kept, for "He that loseth his life shall

back number.'' Sometimes wistfully: Thomas Carlyle, find it"? To such lily-livered, Mama-don't-live-here-

at the crucifix outside a church: "It's all gazing parish anymore, liberal Christian sentiment, John Updike well, old fellow, but had day.'' Some- would very you've your say: in times ruefully, as this plaint by Swinburne: Let us not mock God with metaphor, It's a joke issue. hast Thou conquered, O pale Galilean, Analogy, side stepping, transcendence; Andrea Cole The world has with breath; of the grown grey thy making event a parable, a sign painted in the Burnt out Cordie We have drunk of the Lethean, faded springs credulity of earlier ages: And fed the of death. on body let us walk through the door.

But when men that kind of judgement on Jesus the door it real real just pass Okay, ... was a raising-up, a thing.

— whether gleefully or sorrowfully or resentfully —he As Frederick Buechner somehow puts it,"He got up, with his claims on our lives. with life in him and the re-emerges extravagant again, glory upon him.'' What most at His claim is extravagant Easter. that means literally, who knows? I don't. His friends

I'm not talking about "The flowers that bloom in the didn't. knew They only this: in some unique way the Spring, tra-1a..." I'm about the claim that Christ is of God talking thumbprint was pressed not only on life but on risen from the dead. What do make of it? you Well, death itself. They couldn't define how. The New Testa- here's what in Arkansas makes of it in a guy anno ment doesn't even try. It proclaims the resurrection

domine 1986 — I quote from the Arkansas Gazette, a without effort any at proving anything, without any under the headline, "Mortician The calendar says it's supposed reputable newspaper, attempt at explaining or describing. An aura of awe Service to be a holiday. What happened?? Moves Body; Resurrection Set": "Harrison, covers the event. of L.D. — Garland Reeds (AP) Clarkson, owner a Spring, that's as it should be. It leaves free Maybe everyone to Ist Year Business Mo. traveled to Harrison and mortuary, Friday picked interpret events as he or she would like. Little miracles,

the of Mrs. Gladys Rogers, whose son up body hopes sure, everyone wants one of those. But a real miracle she will rise from the dead Sunday. The state Health that makes —something everything you ever thought

had earlier that a licensed funeral Dept. agreed Friday you knew about the world look kind of sick and that

director could move the body. doesn't leave much choice you except to believe in

41, describes himself as an interdenomina- "Rogers, something —nobody wants one of those kind. Take the tional tent evangelist. Rogers said he and three other miracle of life, for instance. it's acids People say just ... of Robert — Harold preachers Bogan Harrison, Taylor (The Rev. Dr. Tom York is United Church chaplain to and J.T. Williams of Pea Ridge of Independence, Mo., University of Waterloo and Wilfrid Laurier University.)

WLULA by Ron Shuttleworth I don't it until give any thought

someone does something to me and then 1 worry. James Darling Ist Year Honours English

April fool's day and whether or

not it is a holiday, but it doesn't

affect me since I don't have

classes on Tuesday anyway. Kathy Hart 2nd Year German 8 Thursday, March 27, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY letters

be a dan- well aware that this can also student I don't spend a to $5,000 year tool when misused. However, Turret staff Letter from gerous by with such insults Support put up against women member of extending an invitation to a in school by some washed-up "punk" my the which terrorizes P.L.0., a group bar. I am at such very upset derogatory and slaughters innocent criticized the editor many countries appreciated remarks aimed women in uni- against a and children around the men, women at the versity setting. A school bar should be Saturday, March 22 Forgotten I'd like take this to extend cold blood, the Federation is We would like to extend to space my globe in our deepest I the more selective about the bands that they Rebels concert was appalled at the entire Cord staff for the of thanks those students who appreciation to a aiding in legitimization terror as a to attended dis- actions of the Turret staff. It seemed that choose, as we are a more mature, well donethis It has been one of valid of world attention. the funeral of job year. means obtaining Wayne Jean-Marie. Your audience. the bouncers took it themselves to criminating is upon the best of life to work The of the Palestinian people a consideration and support is experiences my plight greatly apprec- Name withheld limit the action? of the crowd. by request severely with such dedicated and talented people. problem that must be looked at. So why iated. Sincerely, thrown were being out of the con- of the People The implementation of a new compu- wasn't a legitimate representative cert for ridiculous reasons. I, personally, and with Mr. and Mrs. H. ter typesetting system along Palestinian people brought to speak Jean-Marie and threatened with eviction for was simply people in new has caused instead of a P.L.O. member? Forget the new positions relatives out of the of the crowd, on the sitting, way ongoing frustrations but I feel we've held TheFederation of Students is expected floor. 1 not harm, was causing nor to the end. act manner and they any together to in a responsible Frustrated 1 traffic areas. 1 educational was obstructing major Rebels to do so. The Thank you. have failed think this is overreaction the a great on Best of luck to next year's staff. Good commissioner has obviously failed in her of the staff. For those of who part you deliberately luck Matt. duties to educate. Those who went to with Cord The Turret will beer to chose to absent from serve anyone yourself Saturday hear Mr. Abdullah speak were subjected if face first the the Turret — are on at the Fred even they lying night's performance by Taylor to a one sided and innaccurate account the to vent I've got urge my frustration but down but in on table, sit anywhere a Forgotten Rebels, give yourself a pat out-going Cord editor of the Middle Eastern situation. with the Cord. It has taken the March 13 chair and you're practically branded a the back. An evening underlining the those in of Hopefully charge bringing edition to finally break me. I have had students the dates of lecture will criminal. Who gives those your notes would have Prez W.L.U. never make speakers to with the Cord says problems before but this is In to pick and choose who want to been immensely more for right they productive. my such a big mistake. Pay education, atrocious. Who is the Cord? four at I have wit- throw out? years Laurier never not terrorism. r» iv Paul K.oven A beer the dance nessed such offensive thanks The Cord is the couple had a fight on disgusting, vulgar- only broadcast

floor before the band and I did this medium have at WLU. We came on were ity as Saturday night watching we own the have since the A few weeks passed Cord students allowed to stay, yet a girl who retaliated world's poorest excuse for a band. Thank About time! as (you know, WLU- and I would like to WLUSU elections It's with beer for around was God reason for there is that I about being pushed my being up SU/WLUSP). time they individuals who escorted the thank those numerous residence is built immediately to exit. Does was and as a Turret staff So, a new being on started us of events with working though informing pre- in campaign. The num- this fair? member I realize view this participated my About time! And it's to be view articles. difficult seem some may campus. ready They are not or ber of hours at our booth, staff should off letter conflict of I sitting speaking Fantastic! I'll write The Turret really get as a interests, am hop- by September! (Actually, time-consuming to because most to classes, making banners and those late the kick and civ- it catch the of the Turret believe it when I it — don't information is they're on start acting ing may eye see things supplied. Oh, right our Band is nights, were greatly appreciated. ilized. It's a shame that a good concert Co-ordinator or whoever in work that fast around this university. previous argument withholds Cordies, this election of few of the bands that this band Secondly, gentlemen-like Remember the heaven would be has to be ruined by the antics a charge so new arts centre we were that, forbid, free adver- has demonstrated the Sheldon, than here This 1 respect two Insteadof hav- We should take people given more authority they never plays again. disgust promised years ago? tising. pay to out a block Serge and have for one another. handle. mentioned is directed at the of the myself less crowded the adminis- of to write what can lyrics ing buildings space we want. Afterall, hard Working on our respective cam- Leslie as well as the the tration's bank balance has been there is always the 7 or 8 lines of Ferguson songs "attempts" by growing spacein we above the potential the audience paigns stayed at less for two the "Classifieds group to communicate to prime 2% years). Coming Events", I have and heckling that was inbetween Such "Fuck name calling Before I this overdue with this. If songs. songs as begin praising difficulty something is occur- characteristic of past elections. Me Dead", "Do YouWant to Fuck Me", action let me ask a few questions: 1) Are ring FOR students, why can't the Cord

This was an election between friends Band insults and "Surfin' on Heroin" are just a sam- the same sort of archaic "man-hours" publish it FOR students as well. Another and I would like to thank Serge and of what this dares to call to be in effect here? Will I far pling group going Likely. 2) example as dig back, was the Sheldon for keeping it that Sin- music. way. the residence be wheelchair accessible? October OFS Conference held for all cerely, The Unlikely! Remember when they changed schools here at WLU. It was the perfect women Forgotten Rebels will remain the basementof the Instead learn about OFS for that: forgotten. have done over library? opportunity to our just They may Brian Thompson well of a downto the basement then, referendum. But at Fed Hall but I would hardly call putting ramp forthcoming no, I went to the Turret at eleven o'clock — tell the Cord would not usof the weekend Saturday night a success. I'm sure there they put steps really bright, Mr./Ms. without real- on Saturday (22nd March) is Feds architect. 3) last has to do event in preview. No, that is WLUSU's a place somewhere for The Forgotten My question about 12 izing a band was playing. At with these Rebels a popular issue — It's the buck" (though maybe not on this earth) days job. Angry yet? "pass con- that o'clock the band came on citing Who the The has do but do not in ownership. owns building? stantly so no one to anything. they my opinion belong at and that would Satan is king everyone administration Laurier. After the problems encountered legitimize "graciously" donated the Stop the waffling. believe in and follow him. 1 was not land and offered lower and a rate of Tell what need to know. Tell Saturday night their, in my opinion, (slightly) us we us The bassist has an up-side interest — impressed. to us the who will be about Inform about disgusting performance, I fed confident people our campus. us stu- down Canadian flag on his jacket — terrorism that it their first and last using it, yet we are paying the bills includ- dent their and their was appearance issues, progress, with. another 1 am not impressed thing ing a $100 increase in residence fees. Take the Cord here but in case do return let this plans. out of office they The Waterloo Federation of Students your However, the thing that annoyed me the letter I This matter should be resolved imme- and it all members of serve as a warning. What saw and invit- open up to the acted in an irresponsible manner by most the lead saying that was singer to avoid future dictator- union heard was an absolute diately so as students' Give us a Saturday night of terrorist any corporation. of ing a member a organization unemployed women can be either two ial but not at all power trips by the administration such voice. joke funny. of Waterloo. Don't community In to the University get things: either prostitutes or stnppers. as we have witnessed this confused here. I year. the issues am not against his world men in the same situationcould Angela Reed Kathy Horvath we all Brooks As freedom of speech although are r Doug be encylopedia salesmen. a female WE NEED HELP!!

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__ 9 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 27, 1986 in brief This swmrierjnd\e Journalists boycott Babb

VANCOUVER of CIJ members (CUP) — The South African Glavin was one 10 who

ambassador the committee in of the to Canada's presence at a recent quit organizing protest conference has divided both main- ambassador's sharply presence. arid stream student journalists. But Sun reporter and conference organizing

jbx- / TrVKHj^Hy Glen Babb of four committee chair lan Gill said Babb's was one panelists who presence

spoke out on South African censorship at the did not support apartheid.

annual convention of the Centre for Investiga- "If the panel discussion was a platform for

tive then it he Journalism (CIJ) on March 15. While him, was a very shaky one," said, and Babb others talked inside the plush Pan describing the ambassador as "defensive" and

Pacific -hotel, 100 protestors, about 50 of "ill-prepared to defend something which is

whom were journalists boycotting the confer- indefensible in the long run." that ence, walked the pavement outside. "The most important thing happened "We made there Babb clear that his . the decision to allow into our was got a message midst the rather and ill-informed rationalisa- representative of a government simplistic which kills did Gill said. reporters," said Vancouver Sun tions not carry any weight," and reporter Terry Glavin, adding CTV news Gill said two CIJ members made the invita- other media Babb coverage gave a platform tion to a member of the South African ''to air his views." embassy and the organising committee was Babb's the "1 opposed presence because then faced with the problem of whether to anti-apartheid force? in South Africa have honour it. On Saturday night a last-minute asked .Canadians for isolate South years to motion ta cancel the invitation was defeated African diplomatic missions in Canada," he 132-16, with three abstentions. said.

Expo's 'starvation wages'

for those students who live But away I VANCOUVER — Students would money. (CUP) j the from Home and depend on to rather starve than take jobs at Expo '86 for money pay for tuition and are of no "starvation wages." living expenses, they she said. use at all," University of British' Columbia students for the Van- down Marjorie Nichols, a columnist looking for summer jobs have turned told the couver Sun, delegates to a-recent confer- Expo interviews at campus employment for that could because it is live ence journalists only teenagers centre they say impossible to ' take hour. afford to the low-paying jobs.* • on the Expo wage, $4 per And, Nichols said, their "moms will have to ÜBC graduate student Catherine McGov- lunches and their dads will have to she did show three inter- pack their ern said not up for drive them to work." views because she could not afford to live on recruit- But John Evans, Expo manager of "dismal" Expo wages. ment and said low wages have reaction that the was employment, "My initial -w.as wage low for kind of and little to do with the interview turnout. too low any job certainly too

"There are a whole host of reasons why low for a job that requires skill," said McGov- down the he but who offered of traffic people turned jobs," said,' ern, was the position 22 St. Waterloo 888-6980 have been fac- King S., the site. admitted that wages "may a controller on Expo

live tor." He.rioted his office has had no problem "Expo jobs are okay for kids who at 7,000 Expo-jobs to date. home and who could use some spending filling

VP cheated to credit get Good Summer Jobs

with OTTAWA (CUP) — A candidate for student of the Group Dynamics students, which the

council vice-president (finance) at the Univer- professor, Hilory Horan, said included all sity of Ottawa got another person to imper- those who took the course. Triple "A" him and him in The of John sonate get a grade a Group paper also published a photo last Dynamics course summer, the U of O Ryan, who looks nothing like the man claiming

Fulcrum reported March 20. to be Ryan in the class photo. The real John the the student Student But almost cost Ryan's number on the list for Painters reporting story appears

that week's issue. Just after the final in the newspaper grades course. Make $4000 $7000 this Fulcrum its the council called the to summer. sent away flats, Ryan "won race by an overwhelming would the bill. the printer and said it not pay vote. He said he would keep his seat despite

Council President Gabe Sekaly said the the controversy. corporation, which publishes the Fulcrum, Earlier in the week the council successfully John the French faced a lawsuit from the candidate, stopped La Rotonde, weekly at U

Ryan. By badgering and by slightly changing of O, from publishing the same information. the the the council story, paper convinced to The council's stalling tactics meant students Laurier it. did until publish not see the paper midway through the Managers

The Fulcrum published a class photograph last day of voting.

Mark Moses Waterloo 746-3463 Canada on Peace Rick Campbell Cambridge 746-0275 scrimps 886-1254 Rob Hill Toronto West

Grant Fraser Mississauga 886-6011 John Harding Brampton 746-4768 OTTAWA (CUP) — Federal celebrations for a gift by reshuffling the money," Brown said. John Madigan North York 886-9854 the International Year of Peace will be nothing "And it's as if they're about that bragging Geno Cantalini Sarnia 884-1966 few a $10,000 in the first more than a dollars, touring bureaucrat, place," he said. Paul Keast Oakville 886-5312 Lorraine tin competition and some stamps. Dittburner, information assistant essay Ross Legault Kitchener 746-4790 for The United Nations declared 1986 as the UN Association in Ottawa, said the Jim Thring Milton-Halton Hills 746-8356 Peace Year last and although will also IYP (IYP) October, government honour by sponsor- Janina Statchura London 746-0663 other UN members are planning celebrations, ing an essay competition for three youth age Mark Genereux Hamilton 662-2615 has the Canadian government for the most groups, establishing funding priorities for the

chosen to it. Whereas the feds Disarmament part ignore Fund, a permanent government

million a relations blitz last fund, spent $24 on public issuing a commemorative series for for International Youth Year, the in the and year govern- stamps fall, sponsoring a cross-

ment will spend only $10,000 on IYP. country tour by Doug Roche, Canada's the which will Ambassador The government says money, for Disarmament. Applications available at PCS. be contibuted to the UN's voluntary trust fund, Brown the says goverment shouldn't pro- is donation for IYP. According to Peter mote Peace Year if a it's doing nothing new to

executive officer of Operation Dis- promote "It's hard that this Brown, peace. pretty to say disarmament coali- Ottawa-based is new. There's little that what mantle, an very is new, and is is tion, even that amount misleading. new is uncontroversiai, banal and ineffectual

"it's laughable. This $10,000 is just part of "We want to make clear that what they're the contribute to the is of what the $100,000 they regularly doing nowhere near enough IYP

fund each and it look like was year, they're making intended to do," he said.

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by Gram iculous: like the American souvenir one of six lucky couples who win painful leg condition. She had until B.C. Bureau Chief company which threatened to sue the honour of getting hitched in March 19 to leave the room she has Canadian University Press the feds for using the Canada Pavil­ front of 15 million strangers. (If you shared for the last three years with ion logo on their souvenirs. It seems look right, that is.) her 83-year-old friend John Stefa­ Expo had sold those rights to the We have brilliant architecture. So niczan. Their hotel is being reno­ ebruary 26, 1986. Expo 86 Yankees. brilliant each wall is at a different vated in time for Expo. Fifty people president Jimmy Pattison Or the changing guard at the top angle and rain pours in through must find other lodgings. sits perched on a tall stool of the Expo corporation. Several of every crack. Bring your umbrella. At the Patricia, another resident in front of an angry crowd, Expo's top managers have been At Expo, civilians can fearlessly hotel, 50 more people just received angry because some of Vancouver's regrettably "retired early." Expo did ride on a toy space shuttle, hastily eviction notices. Some of them have poor people are facing evictions not take kindly to the press discov­ rechristened after its namesake, the lived there for 20 years. Now they from their homes to make way for ering the creative uses some of Challenger, became another casu­ have a week to move. One man , in Expo tourists with lots of money. these executives had found for alty of America's "omnipotent" tech­ desperation, jumped from his win­ A side door opens and several Expo money. Twenty-one manager­ nology. . dow to his death after hearing the people pelt raw eggs at the stage. ial changes have taken place since There would have been a fish­ news. One smacks Pattison's face and the corporation's formation. tank dance floor with hundreds of Although the residents pay $220 dribbles slowly down his cheek as Much of Expo is hilarious. Take shimmering goldfish beneath the per month, the hotel is planning to he speaks. Another lands on his for example the giant hockey stick public's dancing toes, but the fish charge tourists $65 per night for a beautifully tailored suit jacket. nestled between two bridges and got canned (mildly tainted) before single room during Expo, reveals a If all the toilet paper Expo expects pointing the way to the Canada the shock of high heels pounding visitors to use during the fair was Pavilion. It's bigger than you've ever on their faces left them floundering. layered one metre deep along the seen. The biggest in the world, in Another brave rescue by animal Trans Canada Highway, it would fact. Canada's great defence. They lovers everywhere. stretch all the way from the B.C. say it represents the great Cana- There's more. Lots more. It's so Expo hiring,ts Place stadium at Expo to Squam­ ish, 50 miles away. VANCOUVER (CUP) - It seems That's how much shit Expo is that it is much easier to get fired bringing to Vancouver. from Expo than to get hired. According to premier Bill Ben­ The Expo Corporation accepted biggest L...-__ nett's Social Credit government, The in the world, 45 ,000 applications for 15,000 jobs. Expo 86 is supposed to solve all of According to an article in the busi­ B.C.'s economic woes. It adheres to Canada's greatest defence. ness journal Equity Magazine, Expo ' "mega project logic" so familiar to represents the great Canadian officials "make no bones about British Columbians and favoured style. Do they mean slapstick? wanting to hire right wing kids" by the Socreds. But many critics because the presence of a union say the Socred logic is faulty and ... There's more, lots more .... brings with it the potential for labour that Expo will be a waste of money, Vancouverites are knee deep disruption. creating enormous social and eco­ Once hired, Expo staff are not nomic problems. in it. considered real people. They must Much has happened to Van­ . . enter through a separate entrance, couver since Bennett announced it eat in a separate cafeteria, and stay would host the world fair. Not all of . -· .. · . .. ,_. __ .. ' ·,~ out of the pavilions while in their it is good. uniforms. Construction workers put their They may not chew gum, smoke, jobs on the line in wild-cat str_ikes or eat while in uniform. that didn't shy away from violence "Extremes in hair style and to protect union jobs threatened by dian style. Do they mean slapstick? exciting, Vancouverites are knee colour, makeup, jewelry and/or Socred legislation. In a confronta­ Or how about the Shinto wed­ deep in it. other aspects of personal appear­ tion that lasted several months, the ding contest. All you have to do is But in the Ukrainian hall in down­ ance are not permitted," the manual construction workers fought an un­ write Expo explaining why you want town Vancouver, hotel residents are says. Men can be fired for sporting successful battle against the gov­ to be married by real Japanese angry. an earring, women for wearing ernment, the press, and Expo 86. Shinto priests on stage at Expo. May Heginbotham is 87 years pants. Some of the events have.been ri d- Enclose a photo and you could be old and confined to her room with a survey conducted by the Downtown Eastside Residents Association (DERA). DERA is a citizen's action group which represents the people who live in the dilapidated urban ghetto of the downtown eastside. The DERA survey shows at least 30 hotels in the area are planning Vancouver is becoming dominated by Expo '86- socially, politically, economically and visually. renovations that could displace Colour photo by Fred Taylor. Other photos courtesy of Maclean's magazine. more than 1 ,000 people. There are no rent controls to stop the hotels. However, he said he would be op­ say. Richard Allen, B.C. Central labour movement, enhance free The Socred government did away posed to the evictions if the tenants Credit Union chief economist, pre­ enterprise, and clean up the uglies with the controls. have nowhere else to go. dicts a two percent decrease in the of downtown Vancouver. When asked for his help to lobby Expo began as a humble trans­ unemployment rate during the fair. The clean-up, the excitement, the the government for temporary rent portation fair to celebrate Van­ "But where do the workers go in carnival, the jobs, all add up to one controls during Expo, Pattison hum­ couver's 100th birthday. It was sup­ October?" he asks. big hot-dog. Re-election. Expo is bly claimed his sphere of influence posed to cost $79 million. Now it's Larry Kuehn, chair of the Pacific the perfect scheme for re-election, a is limited to the Expo grounds. an $800 million monster with a $400 Group, says employment rates dur­ says Frost. million deficit. ing the New Orleans fair rose by . "It's a giant PR gimmick," she But the Socreds aren't con­ two percentage points but then re­ says. It combines short term eco­ cerned because they claim the turned to pre-Expo figures right nomic renewal with 15,000 tempor­ losses will be recouped through a afterward. The same is expected for ary jobs and presents them in a fan­ g '5 unrealistic lottery they've established (our Vancouver. tastic package of novelties that dreams will pay for the govern­ The jobs at the fair are mainl~ doesn't even come out of the Social Expo demands the full devotion ment's gamble) and through the low-skilled, lowpay and non-union. Credit party's coffers. of its employees. Personal lives take influx of tourist dollars. Employees are guaranteed no more The government announced first a back seat - teamwork is the Jimmy Pattison says we should than four hours work each day (but they will give away $500,000 from buzzword. have expected the deficit. In an must be prepared to work 16) at $4 the B.C. lottery fund to cover the "Teamwork means everyone interview with the Vancouver Sun, per hour. The jobs only last 5 1/2 travel costs of children wishing to works for the common objective. Pattison said there is no way to hold months and applicants are asked travel to the fair. This from the same Expo is bigger than any of us, and a world class fair for 5 1/2 months their opinions on unions before government that virtually eliminated we would have to step outside of and "recapture all the costs." being hired. school field trips. our own personal concerns while There's not much disagreement on "Is that an efficient way to create The second clue came from la­ working and throw ourselves into that point. jobs?" asks Blackorby. "I doubt it." bour minister Terry Segarty who the whole effort," the manual ex­ Chuck Blackorby is an econo­ Expo just doesn't make sense as told his constituents in the B.C. plains. mist at the University of British an economic renewal plan say interior they would only get money The next paragraph of the man­ Columbia. As a member of a left­ Blackorby and his colleagues. They from the Expo legacy fund for a ual reminds employees to respect wing political think tank, The Pacific would rather see the money spent library if he is re-elected. "the dignity and rights of others." Group for Policy Alternatives, he upgrading social services, on refor­ To boycott or not to boycott is Staff can also be fired for drink­ has studied past world fairs for the estation or salmon enhancement, the question critics are wrestling ing beer with their lunch, damaging economic value. projects they think have more effec­ with. If a successful boycott is their ID card or uniform, or discour­ "It is not possible to go through tive long-term benefits. mounted, the fair could easily flop, teous behaviour. all the post World War II fairs and destroying the credibility of the They must submit themselves to find one that profited," says Black­ Expo was never intended to solve Socred government. It could also security searches of their person, orby. New York, Spokane, Mont­ economic problems, says Wendy destroy the economy by creating car, or personal belonging when real, New Orleans, Tokyo, all closed Frost, founder of People First 86, an an enormous deficit. entering the site, and they must be with deficits, he says. anti-Expo group. "Expo is being But if there is no boycott, the prepared for any work-scheduling Blackorby argues that world used as an occasion to push the propaganda will be so pervasive changes. expositions just aren't efficient Socred agenda." that many people will believe it and ing All this for $4 per hour. means to rescue a failing economy. Frost says Expo advances three vote Socred in the next election. And as a job creation scheme, it's well-known goals of the Social And that is something many British prett~ ineffectual, the economists Credit government: weaken the Columbians don't want to happen. 12 March Thursday, 27, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY etcetera classifieds

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music of Mississippi delta legend the delta In this his area. fact, was Modern theatre the history Frank Frost. But two hundred first Canadian appearance ever. people who attended his concert at He must have been somewhat sur- Kitchener's Ontario hall Legion prised to see the Legion packed in by Paul MacDonald audience with its hilarious irreverence. Holbrook's last Wednesday not only thrilled to anticipation of another classic comedic is timing superb, drawing out every last the blues but some soul and to early SOBA show. Fie certainly didn't let Mark Twain visited Centre in the Square on moment for the sake of the audience. rock and roll classics as well. anyone down. Despite a slow start, March 17, almost seventy after his death. An incredible dramatic bracketed the Frank years range Frost and the Jelly Roll when he his grabbed harmonica, Hal the American Holbrook, portraying famous show. Amidst a sparsely set the entire show another in the Southwestern stage, Kings, took centre and blow- stage began his writer, brought superb one man show, Mark was Holbrook, his only active the cigar he Ontario Blue's Association prop ing clean, mean notes, the result Twain Tonight, to Kitchener, allowing an audience constantly relit and smoked. (SOBA) concert series, a gave was bona-fide musical ecstacy. The of more than 1000 become of modern thea- to part The emotion of the show did not run only to the truly remarkable performance. The sounds he from spun his electric tre history. lighter side of life. Holbrook's retelling of Huckleb- entire show lasted well over three piano were also superb. few and revise role Finn's ride down the with Very performers can perfect a erry Mississippi Jim was The Jelly Roll Kings were just as the Holbrook has. After as way thirty years Twain, particularly moving. There was a pause while the entertaining, especially Lester the actor has twelve hours of the compiled over possible lights were lowered to allow audience to recover "Mad Dog" Davenport who plays Hurt and desire ringing material, from which he selects two hours worth for while Holbrook transformed himself back into Twain bass but also took center to stage No shows the loud and clear each performance. two are same, as after imitating Huck. show off with his mouth harp and Holbrook creates and the Mark Twain is of the spontaneously changes Tonight definitely one per- vocals. Drummer Joe Price never order of the show. formances of the year. Actually, each performance let his beat downand guitarist Jack With a series of to the knowing glances audience, is stage history in the making: a vital and original hours which all the bases of Johnson the show with a during capped Holbrook them with of Twain's engrossed sequences show constantly revised and changing. One gets the blues standards were touched. stunning solo. life and work. Much of the humour was pointed at feeling that regardless of its critical acclaim, Hol- For Whether playing Howlin' Wolf, those who missed out on mankind: embellishments of the Noah's brook will continue animate Mark Twain in through to years the Little Walter or Eddie clas- hearing the last of delta Boyd great Ark the and various the benefit the audiences myth, evolution of man, politi- to come, simply for of he sics, the basic blues emotions of bluesmen, you still have one more cal institutions. At times, the material shocked the loves and entertains. and chance. Frank is in hurt and desire rang out loud Frost featured

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the costello show (featuring elvis discs costello) April 1 is Wilfrid Laurier's king of america \ birthday. No classes or playing. university services in The cover version of Don't Let Me Be Misunder-

stood has McManus he's and sounding like beaten up honour of this day. lying in an alley. A marimba takes over for the

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Glitter Gulch is an indictment of Hollywood, where have if small humi- they "prizes you can afford/ some liation before reward." This should you get your single be required listening during Oscar week. XS The of America do not songs on King depend so V, \ J excessively on repetitive metaphors. Unlike the redun- dancy of Goodbye Cruel Worlds Only Flame In Indoor Fireworks the Town, says simply, "though

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guitar and an unusally reserved string bass by Scheff. The track side I'll Wear It is closing on one, Proudly, C H bleak an equally acceptance of lost love. ffiSi, two with the album's most 4? Side opens complete American Without It tells by Matt Johnston song, Tears. the story of a

man who is driven from his New Orleans hotel room

Elvis Costello Patrick television, where who's TEXTBOOKS, HARD- is no longer with us. Declan by "they prosecute anyone PAPERBACKS, RECORDS, exciting." The man's lament about the fall of McManus has done away with his snarling, angry England COVERS, MAGAZINES & MORE! because alter and re-assumed his The is more painful Britania has been replaced ego original identity. CALL 576-0026 America. of be a by, ugh, "We've been now for result, displayed on King America, appears to crying years and Now don't Just caustic songwriter who rebelled at the self-absorption years/ we speak any English/ American without tears." The ends McMa- of 1977 British punk and identifies himself instead song as nus' voice with Jo-El Sonnier's with American country music. expressive spars French accordion. Columbia Records, ever aware of product identifi-

The Poisoned from a well- cation, calls the record King of America — Rose, stemming typically

Costello Show (Featuring Elvis Costello). The album developed image, is nonetheless a bit difficult to listen When McManus' self-abuse is — McManus' — to. intellectual/emotional unique among Costello's oops, Canadianw in few The McManus' is slowed down this much, the listener might wish the recordings a ways. Attractions, shorter. backing band for eight previous albums, are present song were Centre back Travel musicians here session Just in time to bring a more uplifting mood, on only one song. The are

Our Business IS Going Places The the on the album that veterans, including members of the THC band, Elvis Big Light is only song 112 Kin 3 S" recalls the eel North Presley's touring unit. There are no synthesizers or "racing-full-speed-into-a-brick-wall" pace / Waterloo. Ontario N2J 2Y9 and the muted drum of a Costello and the Attractions The noticeably . percussion programs, playing song.

brushes instead is tune is about the after when a relies on of sticks. McManus' guitar lightweight morning

he bills himself each can have "a mellowed, though on song as hangover personality." The take theme "The Little Hands of Concrete." King of America next two songs up a common on of the hollowness of fame. McManus contains McManus' most explicit American- bashing; King America,

in All Parades to he seems justified in this task because he empathizes expresses a willingness Jack Of this Summer? C k\ -' Travelling to Europe the of He with the upstart nation. forego privilege being "everybody's boy." Low Fares to Amsterdam What this LP does share with Costello/McManus' would prefer to be loved by "one true heart." Little OPEN RETURN Available until March 31 previous work is fantastic songwriting. There is not surprise, when Suit Of Lights finds the star being

mediocre out of the cold and in a suit one tune on the fifteen-cut recording. Much "pulled cold, ground/ put

America is it is of After this renunciation of fame, Sleep Of of King of "last call music"; easy to lights." McManus The Just ends the record sober imagine in a ginmill after closing, playing on an unnecessarily "Let's with go Europe" purchase like Our Little for himself the note. PPPP songs Angel as help rKth ..f p ■ it-Ail Pace LUI 0,1 * 033 the floor and stacks chairs tables. With this album, Elvis Patrick 111111111 111MIII MllIIIIIIIM mops on Costello/Declan McManus denies the The first track, Brilliant Mistake, makes a good jab Aloysius all critical guesses about his "I don't be at an American woman who is a talking head: "She aspirations. want to Buddy Holly

Elvis he to • Cards said that she was working for the ABC News/ It was or Presley or Smokey Robinson," seems ALSO Hostelling and Guides the she knew how use." "I be Willie Nelson." If he sticks as much of alphabet as to say. want to to •Eurail and Britrail Passes like Declan audiences will be Lovable is one of the most country-ish cuts. It is a writing songs McManus, •Youth and Student Tours

dominated Scheff's excellent bass content. rave-up, by Jerry

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Jackson Like Halley's comet, a new Browne album be savoured is a rare appearance. It must, therefore, when when it does come along: one never knows he'll In The Browne's bless us with another. Lives Balance, ~ J 'Resumes album is his The music is first in three years, also best. while the excellent. A simple and appealing, lyrics are M • Mailing Lists social conscience, only hinted at on his previous records, is finally developed to its potential.

Kicking off the album is For America, a full-scale "As if condemnation of Browne's own free- country: y 1 \ of As if was black Word Processing, Editing, Typing dom was a question might/ loyalty y You it all the and white/ hear people say time/ 'My

" Country, wrong or right.'

Soldier Of Plenty is an anti-god and anti-world

leader "How much the song. longer you gonna keep

world hungry, boy?" pleads Browne. critical of U.S. involvement in the internal affairs of John C. B.A. In The Of A is % Routley, .O* M The following piece, Shape Heart, foreign countries. "And there's a shadow on the J / 886-6275 reminiscent in of of the artist's earlier love the send To that style many faces/ Of men who the guns/ wars

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yy violence. run.

The side's final number is called It deals A Till 1 Go follows. Browne Candy. reggae piece, Down,

with the dreams of a girl. While the is the "I'm truth young song sings, not gonna shut my mouth/ I'm for the weakest the is inter- link on album, it nevertheless to come out/ About the leader with the iron will/ and

esting. his allegiance to the dollar bill."

Side two with Lawless a Latin- opens Avenues, Black And White is more individually focused than tune complete with Spanish lyrics. The flavoured tale the majority of the album, while the melody is quite is of street violence in the Spanish neighborhoods, compelling. Vietnam. "When interrupted by the violence of they Lives In The Balance is the best self-evaluation of all she heard Maneulito's body home/ was the USA since Joel's The shipped to emerge Billy Nylon shot." one more Curtain. As were the previous Jackson Browne Lives In The Balance is another brilliant track releases, this album is well worth the wait. 16 Thursday, March 27, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY entertainment Toronto Fall concert devastating

Rich Scott the by an astonishing rhythm section domestically available. the incomparable ability to create a as long as Fall, remains to be

which never loses with the Most of the show's material was whirlwind noise effective as a seen. pace as

To the seasoned Fall The Fall is not formal watcher, jagged, irregular structure of num- culled from the band's last two steamroller. The wrath of Bombast entertain- their Hide- bers such Creek is In close white is it a performance at Larry's as Cruiser's and 2 albums, which not surprising. may veer to shrill noise, ment nor straight-ahead-

in Toronto last 4. interviews cited self- rock and roll band. way Saturday By recent Smith has but it is never decadent or good-time Their

that after ten albums Since full-throttle cannot be bound proved and 1977, The Fall has the addition of his wife Brix on gui- indulgent. Capturing music by petty almost as as a amassed of the for The noise is on a But if many years group, one most uncom- tar as a revitalising process a big thing currently among descriptions page. you they are better than ever. musical in Fall. Since her inclusion in less bands need something that promising catalogues 1983, younger, experienced triumphs over The Fall is the consumed musical Live, devastating. rock history. Under lyricist Smith's their sound has become more intri- than The Fall. Whether those bands mass mush Mark E. Smith into of could do Singer slowly stalks stubborn guidance, they have main- cate and less stripped down. can develop this attitude their today, you far worse or remains but their What lost is let last then to check out The Fall. stationary, always tained dignity by sidestepping The Fall has never own intelligent style, alone ignores the audience. His vocals the and of the wheeling dealing pop are a sinister delight, ranging from music industry. Indeed, it wasn't piercing shrieks to low mumbling. until their tenth LP (This Nation's Behind Karl Burns him, (drums) Saving Grace) was released last Entertainment Quiz and Stephen Hanley (bass) provide year that any of their records were

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( \ Rebels are a smash IT'S EASIER THAN

by Cori Ferguson left a favourable in the for impression seemingly minor reasons. minds of those who had seen them Although the fear of being asked "Typical" is the best word to for the first time. Many leave apparently to was instilled in the audience YOU THINK! describe the Forgotten Rebels' show returned for Rebels fix. another from the beginning of the show, the the at Turret last Saturday night. The only drawback to the show night was a great step ahead for The Hamilton band wound its involved than ejections; more one music the Turret. let up at But hey, me of southwestern quasi-tour Ontario was tossed from the Turret, tell this ain't person you again: Hollywood their brandishing typical style of including the band's head roadie, this is rock and roll! ... obnoxious rock. Mickey DeSadist, the lead sin- •vc\s9- of the had ger Rebels, a great rap- port with the audience, probably because everyone was on the same of plane unconsciousness. He ex- hausted the library of stupid jokes BREWSKI'S and wise cracks that are requisite for Rebels show. Obnoxious any as and ask Donna how to always, Mickey was well applauded for his efforts. make wine and beer. It's The band played two sets, dur- which Turret ing staff closed the economical, it's and bar easy to the crowd. There was an

excellent mix of old favourites as it's fun! well as new material from their

upcoming album. The audience

was treated to renditions of such

Fuck classics as Me Dead, Bomb

the Boats, The Me Generation, and Surfin On Heroin. Newer

I'm songs like In Love With Your

Underwear and Bomb Russia Now

whipped the audience into a frenzy of spastic dancing.

The whole evening seemed to be

a typical Rebels show. Mickey

conversed with the crowd and used

his electric mooch stage presence to cigarettes from the handiest fan, Brewski's and and the gin tonics were disap- like Waterloo pearing magic. They did the Town Square

trick, though, because Mickey was Lower Level at a personal best. Even his tailor

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Way to go, Goodwill! Surprisingly, The Forgotten been in Mickey DeSadist has the Cord so many times Rebels draw managed to a decent this year, he will never appear again. He might never lO% discount to students! sized crowd. Their show at UW's L card-carrying i appear at the Turret either; see letters on 8. Federation Hall three weeks again, page ago CORD photo by Kirk Neilsen.

Thanks Plan for again!! Success

by Matt Johnston Chartered accounting is synonymous with success-

success in public practice, business, The has been one for the Cord industry, past year a good Weekly's A successful would and Entertainment pages. year not have been government education. without considerable from possible help many people, so I had

better thank as many of them as I can remember, in the hope CA's are in demand, whether it's to lend credibility to they will help next year's eminently qualified entertainment editor, financial Anne-Marie Tymec. statements or as independent business

Randoja has done a fantastic job with quizzes and Ingrid advisers, computer specialists and corporate leaders. movie reviews that well-written and were insightful, critical. Her That spells success in any language. help has been immeasurable. submitted Scott Piatkowski has faithfully a disc review each

He's student week. over to the bureaucratic side of invol- ask of Ontario's 798 successful going Just one young men but he's still nice vement next year, a guy. and women who qualified to become CA's in 1985. Tony Spencer has touched off debate and confusion week after Or ask one of the CA's who have his column done many qualified week, and has something to dent the usual com-

deserves thanks as since placency around here. He well. 1981, representing an 85 percent success rate. Rich Scott, Paul MacDonald, Peter J. Lear, Cori Elizabeth Jef- ferguson, Marina Munro, Timothy Neesam and Janet Tudminen Then ask Do want a there the yourself. you financially stuck in to end, and could always be counted on for

The others who have written for the section this rewarding career as a chartered accountant? If the help. many year

deserve they leave me confident Anne-Marie will complimenting; answer is yes, call information services at the writers To all be able to find quality next of them I am year. Institute for details about entering the program. grateful. and Numerous publicity types venue managers were quite

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1 must also take a line or two to say what a great bunch of CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS OF ONTARIO and You people Cord staffers hangerson are. guys have been like §THE 69 Bloor Street East, Toronto, Ontario, Canada M4W 183 the a family to me: Ewings. Telephone (416) 962-1841 wish thank Michael of REM. ' Lastly, 1 to Stipe He (along with FOUNDED thankful 1879 Violent Femmes) provided respite from the onslaught of II ! Scandal and Foreigner that issues forth from the Cord photo

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NUMBER TWO IN A SERIES

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