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Students 'being treated like babies'

the be to such letters of recommendation." students are to give advised curtail By Eric Beyer meeting expected may said the idea for the peti- "You shouldn't be bossed around Dean of Music "advance written activity." Tibbits started in the 1986-87 you're a child," said Andrew of he/she Extra-curricular activity should be tion was WilfridLaurier University's music like notice all musical activity outside of the tea- school four former music Tibbits, a part-time music student intends to undertake the discussed between private year by students are circulating a petition music not students: Michelle Hunchak, and one of the organizers of the Faculty during the Academic year." cher and the student, and that will attempt to get a contro- Tibbits Gordon Clelland, Jennifer Johnson, The calender addendum on to through the administration, versial music policy removed; a petition. goes and Brunton. The petition The new policy states that music "In some the student emphasized. Philip policy passed at the May 12 Senate state, cases, June 19, 1987. He said the Senate was notaware, was started on

of the is to whenthey passed the motion, of the The purpose petition

it. student as degree of student opposition to get as many signatures have discus- "The petition has proved itself," possible, and then to

at Tibbits said. Presently, there are sion on the new policy re-opened

200 the Senate over signatures on petition. another meeting. "struck Dr. Gordon K. Greene, the Dean Tibbits said the policy us

the for different reason." of the Faculty of Music, said wrong, each a

objective of the policy is to help Student Senator Bryan Leblanc

that the policy was students organize internal and ex- said the way

motion at the Senate ternal activities. Skipped rehearsals passed as a tainted. are generally not a "big problem," meeting was

to hand however, for "one or two individuals "I was waiting put up my A. Weir, it is a problem," he said. Dr.Greene for when he (Dr. John

of would ask, 'all said he was surprised when he first President WLU) did." heard about the petition. those opposed,' but he never in has the to fail Some Student Senators voted "Everyone right ...

The whole policy isn't written in favour of the motion; however, the Student stone," Dr. Greene said. The Dean according to Leblanc,

who wanted to vote surmized that one or two music Senators agianst

Leblanc, were students who are heavily involved in the motion, including the outside activities may be the ones not given opportunity. music circulating the petition. Since the Senate meeting have twice with "If a student has a good academic students met "I don't how record they enhance their resume Student Senators. see demand that with valuable outside experience; the university can any his her extracur- and if we (the administrators) are student curtail or said Leblanc. aware of a student's outside musical ricular activity,"

activity, we can write more forceful continued on page 3

Music students meet The event The Grad Association enjoyed their first annual Orientation barbeque on Monday. was a

tremendous success as a mixture of faculty and graduate students consumed several hundred hamburgers and

hot dogs. By Eric Beyer Cord photo by Rob Furlong

On September 15 approximately 40 music students, and other

held 12:30 the discuss interested persons, a meeting at pm in Turret to the music petition being circulated.

and Shinerama a success Andrew Tibbits Jennifer Johnson were the main speakers; they outlined the entire issue of the petition and the main direction they would like take with to the signatures. Also present at the meeting was Dave

Bussiere, President of WLUSU, and two Student Senators: Doug Earle

By Erika Sajnovic Jenner said that the weather hurt and Allister Hain.

The circulated to a controversial them more then anything else. petition is being get music policy,

The rainy weather didn't dampen passed at the last May 12 Senate meeting, discarded or refined (see

the spirits of the 691 WLU shiners "The result was excellent for the related story). who that braved the inclement weather three hour period we worked Tibbits emphasized the decrease in freedom music students must

12 raise Toof. if be choose what 1 September to help money with," said tolerate the policy stays. "1 would like to able to want

Shinerama. do with said. for WLU raised $19,400 to my life," Tibbits Baron commented that if the for Cystic Fibrosis. Philip Brunton, one of the original organizers of the petition in June, shiners had had the entire day to emphasized the importance of extracurricular activities for music that "The day was a success, despite raise money, "we would have students. "You can't wait until your out of school to get contacts," of the said some hassle," Berry gone way over the goal of $26,000." Brunton said. Vice-President: Student "The of Vrbanvic, success our campaign is After the meeting Brunton elaborated, "Everything I am thankful for is Activities. partly due to our sponsors," said from extracurricular activities." Brunton said one of his contacts is a Vrbanovic. The hassle started with buses not clarinetist with the National Ballet Orchestra. If the clarinetist needs a

Shinerama was part of the arriving to take the volunteers to fill-in Brunton gets the call. Orientation '87 week Dreamscape Brunton said Kitchener-Waterloo theirareas throughout theKitchener- there is animosity between the which ended September 13. Waterloo, Cambridge, and Elmira Youth Orchestra and the people who organize the WLU Orchestra. He

Mike a member of the Morse, if than coincidence that this the WLU area, (see related story) wondered it was more a year Orientation Committee said that Orchestra, which previously played on Friday evenings, plays on a well and that The weather also proved to be a everything went things Saturday evening; the same evening as the Youth Orchestra performs. problem. "With the late start due to were a success. "Despite the Some Laurier music students perform in the Youth Orchestra. the bus problem, and the rain problems experienced within the Brunton said the university makes concessions for the ensemble that a the week aroundone we committee, was a success," starting o-clock, only Laurier Dr. Michael called the and the Shinerama Committee said Professor, Purves-Smith, organizes raised $20,000 —but this was done in said Morse. Wellington Winds, but the administration is not as charitable towards that they could not have had such a three hours" said Vrbanovic. He Morse that continued by saying ensembles notconnected to Laurier, such as the K-W Youth Orchestra. successful week if it had not been for also that if they had been speculated the lack of participation because of In of the music the Honours Bachelor of Music the outstanding job that the Ice- every year program able to shine for a full day, they the 'dry' events was occasionally student must in other ensembles, breakers and the Dons had done in participate choir, orchestra, and/or could have raised close to $30,000. but the evident, majority enjoyed depending on the of the particular terms of motivating the Frosh. "They requirements program. themselves without the alcohol. Laurier music and students also participate in the Kitchener-Waterloo The Shinerama Committee, con- (Icebreakers Dons) were out- "Some thought that the week was Chamber the K-W Woodstock and Orchestra, Community Orchestra, the sisting of chair Laurie Baron, and standing deserve a special too 'dry'." and the Strings the K-W Symphony Youth Orchestra. assistants Nancy Jenner, Marg thanks for making week such a This the music is which and Vrb&novic commentedthat Frosh said Vrbanovic. year department no longer deferring exams; Johnston Sue Toof, were very success," had done Week will become orientated they on occasion in the past. pleased with the results. more Orientation '87 has come and fun rather the "We decided something had to be done," Brunton said. to 'dry' then alcoholic gone. The dreams came true. The Brunton estimates that the four circulated have total Jenner "The was petitions being a said, event really events of past years. reality of University life sets in.

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Ontarion editor fired for 'really bad taste'

not to comment on the not for the meeting. lawyer case. student speech pattern," he said. "With By Rob Furlong present the obvious exception of Student Till, 25, intends to sue the board newspapers are a "whole 99% of Their business manager Karen Doug (Powell), (the editorial

dismissal. He said in a different affair" The Editor-in-Chief of the for wrongful Black, however, spilled the beans in compared to main- staff), were 100% behind me," said telephone interview from his Thorn- stream he said. University of Guelph's student news- the September 4 Kitchener- newspapers,

a "People after work hill home that his firing came "as Waterloo with a' serise of humor paper, was fired his was Record. "The supplement surprise." would have understood. If I judged sexist, racist and "in really complete was offensive to female students, to thought (the contentin the Board "When faced with these type of to male the supplement) was bad taste" by newspaper's gays, students, to many in accusations, need some time to bad taste I wouldn'thave done it." of Directors. you races, to new students, to every- about what's said and Features Editor The Orientation week issue of the think being one," said Black. Doug Powell was the said named interim Editor-in-Chief of The Ontarion that fired E-I-C Larry Till upderfying assumptions," "Five stories were objectionable

Till. to Ontarion, which has a staff of 14and prepared included cartoons of foot- "They expected me respond and in really bad taste," she

instantly." a weekly circulation of ball players engaged in anal sex and continued. 12,000. Till the of four-letter He strongly disputes the allega- Ontarion staff was newspaper's third repeated use a slang successfully pro- of racism and contends that he editor in the word for sexual intercourse. tions duced another 16-page supplement past year. did nothing Black said Till's work in the The issue, which was to be a wrong. to replace the scrapped issue.

"I'm not to job back, supplement "was the last special supplement for first-year suing get my Till was hired in May and put out straw;" The and the board I'm suing for justice. situation six members, other students, was cancelled before previous editions of The plus but will let Ontarion the was not handled fairly, we Ontarion. "I took staffers, were upset with publication by newspaper's the paper in a said Till. Till's work for 12 a judge decide that," direction it had some time. Board of Directors. The member never gone before," A When The Ontarion was board statementregarding Till's board voted five to one to axe Till said Till. release contacted September 8 by The Cord "Student states in that Till Till. Greg Smith, the news editor, after a 90 minute meeting on August newspapers reflect the part had been advised by their demonstrated resigned in support of Till. 31. Six members of the board were they student point of view including "unacceptable leadership ability and attitudes Janet Ellis, the Ontarion lawyer ...

(and a) disregard for The Ontarion's said Till's solicitors had not, as yet,

her about the intended policies on discrimination and contacted

sexism." suit. She said her clients assume

Till said he that not sort of thought he was "getting they did breech any with with and along fine fellow staffers," and agreement Till, were

had been generally complimented confident in their right to dismiss

by students for his previous issues. him.

Danger in air?

By Hugh Westrup

Canadian Science News

Breathing secondhand smoke at home and in the workplace is killing

Health and hundreds of Canadians every year, according to a study by suffer Welfare Canada researchers. And at home, women apparently a

disadvantage because more wives than husbands contract lung cancer

from secondhand cigarette smoke. Of 330 non-smokers whocontracted

49 women and lived with a whosmoked. lung cancer, seven men spouse

The study was headed by Dr. Donald Wigle of the Laboratory Centre

of Disease Control in Ottawa. Dr. Wigle calculated his estimation from a

formula derived from several European and North American studies on

cigarette smoking and lung cancer.

In 1985, 11,442 Canadians died from lung cancer. Dr. Wigle estimates

About three that 85 to 95 per cent were actual cigarette smokers. per whom cent were involuntary smokers, were exposed to secondhand

elsewhere. cigarette smoke at home, in the workplace or

Dr. that victims secondhand Wigle says most of lung cancer from after smoke in the homeare women. Most cases of fatal lung cancer arise

the much smaller age 55; the number of women smokers in age groups is

than the number of he men smokers, says.

Looking back through history, Dr. Wigle notes that large numbers of

men first started smoking during the First World War. Women, however,

Cord photo by Joan Sandberg didn't follow suit until the Second World War.

"A in the factories the Second great many women went to work during

the habit, as it Petitions music students World War and took up smoking because they associated and with the support was portrayed in advertising in the movies, independent

he life," says. continued from page 1 Even today, cigarette ad campaigns geared at women stress smoking departments, and which Laurier is often compared

to write something down on and independence, he adds. Therefore, even though many men are "They're attempting paper with when discussing music school policy. Only the

and the of women are that shouldn't be there. If are a voice student quitting or never starting to smoke, same number you University of Toronto has a similar policy in print. sing in the shower everyday is that extracurricular academic puffing away. you The U of T policy states: During the year,

activity?" Leblanc also questioned the lack of checks or Artist In 1965, 65 cent of Canadian men smoked, and 30 percent of students in the Performance Degree or the per

balances in the new Canadian women were lighting Today, 35 cent of men smoke and policy. I icentiate and Operatic Performance Diploma pro- up. per members Union 30 of have the Three of the WLU Student's before per cent women acquired habit. grams must obtain permission accepting pro- executive: Dave Bussiere, President; Tom Mcßride, One of the major studies that Dr. Wigle based his estimates on fessional or amateur engagements or participating in and Dave former of Adventists in California. The Executive Vice-President; McMullin, musical activities with the of involved a large group Seventh Day any not connected Faculty denomination which is Vice-President of Affairs head the list of Seventh Adventists is a Christian University Music. Day group church-run The three behalf of the forbidden to smoke or drink, and about half of them work in signatures. signatures are on Dr. Jeffrey Stokes, Dean of Faculty of Music at

WLUSU Board of Directors, who at a June 26 board industries where smoking is not allowed. "They are as close to a smoke- Western, said Western did not have the "language" decided meeting to support the petition. and free group as you can find," says Dr. Wigle. down in black white; however, he did say, "The Bussiere said he the petition because the Dr. Wigle recommends that cigarette smoking be banned from the supports spirit and principle that regulation (Laurier's policy) Food and policy would not have happened in other WLU workplace and public areas. According to the U.S. Drug any embodies is entirely appropiate." Dr. Stokes said that if

said he in what remains safe in contains no faculty. Bussiere wondered case a and Administration, a person a room which more there is a choice between the pursuit of academics student is asked curtail his her extracurricular than of tobacco smoke of air. to or 0.75 micrograms particles per cubic metre the pursuit of outside activity, academics should always activities. in the Ottawa where 30 be first. "In well ventilated government offices area, per the 30 50 Similarly, because no identical policy exists in cent of the workers smoke, the air contains from to micrograms Dr. Frederick Clarke, Head of the Queen's Depart- faculty of Business, or Political Science Mcßride cubic metre. In the United States have found values etc., ment of Music, said that he "can understand what is per surveys average said the Dean of Music should not be involved with the in the workplace between 100 and 200 micrograms a cubic metre," Dr. behind it (Laurier's policy)," but said there is nothing outside activities of students. According to Mcßride like that policy at Queen's. He said the administrators Wigle says.

few Directors before a were aware of the new policy the "There is no now available that can properly ventilate in Queen's music school advise the students not to technology June 26 board meeting. The lone Music Director Matt workplace to rid it of smoke. To get rid of the smoke today you'd need a become too involved in extracurricular activity, such as Teeter has been board not present at any meetings to gale force wind through office," he says. Queen's Musical Theatre, because the final result is to sweeping your the adaquetely represent music students. In homes, the air be slightly better. "In a home with a smoker, the detriment of the university. may "Based I on my limited knowledge, would it (the is 25 a cubic metre," Dr. Wigle However, say Andrew Tibbit said Laurier's policy for extra- exposure micrograms says. is not Mcßride stated. policy) fair," "for the home be as bad as a workplace, becuase they curricular activity should be similar to the procedure at many people, can

The old concerning students in more time at home." policy participating McGill University in Montreal. spend extra-curricular activities that Since have the links between stated "students must "At McGill there is board made of student 1981,14 studies investigated involuntary a up a risk consider the rehearsal and performance schedules of smoking and lung cancer. All but one study have shown an increased representative, the private teacher of the applicant,

the university ensembles their first priority. Other of lung cancer from second-hand smoke inhalation. and the Dean or his representative. The purposeof the engagements must be considered around those Dr. Wigle the U.S. Surgeon General who in 1981 said: "There is board is that if a student has a conflict betweena school quotes

schedules." no safe cigarette and no safe level of consumption." activity and outside activity, they can apply to the

The University of Toronto, The University of Dr. Wigle was assisted by Neil Collishaw of the Environmental Health board to miss a rehearsal, or have an exam delayed etc.

Western Ontario, and Queen's University are three of Directorate, Dr. John Kirkbride of the Occupational Health Unit, and Presently, in our situation, the decision will be entirely music Centre for Disease Control. the closest Canadian universities which have the Dean." Dr. Yang Mao of the Laboratory up to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 17,1987

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More bus problems Studentpresident resigns By Erika Sajnovic

A problem with buses caused a late start to the Shinerama activities Erika By Sajnovic given by Tsilfidis as a 'pay increase'. of his involvement in the incident, on Saturday September 12. Williams Tsilfidis gave himself a 'pay increase' resigned his position as Marie Gilkinson, Programming Director for WLUSU said that a of $4000, while Woghiren received President. More than $13,000 was allegedly contract had been signed with Brubacher Bus Lines for the night at $2400 and Williams $1000. Thoman "Tsilfidis distibuted to three members of the acquired continued, Bingeman (September 11) and the following morning for Shinerama. refused (at the August 8 Executive of the University of meeting, "They broke the contract," said Gilkinson. Thoman continued, "The 'pay and still back the Windsor Student refuses) to pay buses and that Administrative increases' "The were confirmed September 11, it was agreed we were included in requisi- $4000 which he received Council last the allegedly buses Brubacher (SAC) May, without could have eight from the Bus Lines and two City tions for staff bonuses, which were inappropriately." SAC is also approval of the Student Board of buses, which would transport the shiners to various locations," said approved by the Student Board of questioning another $5000 to $6000 Directors or the Students' Council. Nancy Jenner, a member of the Shinerama Committee. Directors and the Student Council." in Tsilfidis' accounts to The involvement of the elected expense due Jenner added that from the two buses did arrive Brubacher company Apparently the Board of Directors of a lack receipts or proof of president for the 1987-88 term, with an explanation that the other buses will not be arriving due to passed, in principle, staff bonuses authenticity. resulted in the resignation of Kevin problems which occured in the rides back from Bingeman Park the pending the outcome of a fee Williams at an August 8 meeting of previous evening. increase referendum. What is in "The Student Administrative the Student Board of Directors and Jenner had the volunteers by the Athletic Complex to board however, is the waiting question, whether Council is sueing Lsilfidis in Civil Student Council of the University of buses on a strict schedule. "I was surprised that the frosh were so orderly SAC executive is staff (Tsilfidis's Court for approximately $10,000," Windsor. "The last bus Laurier about having to wait," said Jenner. was to leave interpretation) and the amount of said Thoman. SAC's Vice- 9:30 but until 11:00 am." Greg Thoman, the bonuses. around am, we didn't get the last group out after President: External, explained that Robert the The previous evening Marg Johnston was a rider on the one bus which Croley, Editor-in-Chief Williams, then Vice-President: Thoman also explained thatat the of the student allegedly caused the problems for Shinerama the next day. The Lance, news- with Cronwell said memberof Administration, along August 8 meeting Williams, at the of "They were very loud, rude and obscene," Johnston, a paper University Windsor Woghiren, then Vice-President: Woghiren and Tsilfidis asked the Shinerama committee. The Frosh were in the front of the bus, but the were said, "the day before their terms and then President the Finance, (for a to repay money by September 8. the went ahead and did people who were being disgusting were the second and third year ended, this." second term) Jon Carlos Tsilfidis Williams and Woghiren, both Visa students in the back, said Johnston. The Cord cquld not reach requisitioned themselves a bonus students, to the "They assume since they are not frosh, they don't have to listen to the agreed repay Williams, Croley, or Tsilfidis for This equaling $7400. requisition was moneys allocted to them. Because comment at Icebreakers," said Johnston. "The obscenities were something that we press time.

have had with." should not to put up No budget, no staff Marshall Musselman, who schedules buses for Brubacher Bus Lines

for such said "we that and Inc., events, are certainly sorry it happened, are quite embarassed about it." The Quill off to who was on vacation contract was with start Musselman, when the signed shaky Laurier, said that he has been unable to locate the contract."We will only

charge for what Laurier got," stated Musselman. SOURCE: The Eichhorst. Manitoban Internal of the "If the language is offensive to the drivers, they will refuse to drive," Student Council, The council has the the council's reduccd added Musselman. Musselman was one of the two drivers of the admitted concern over Brandon (CUP)—Operating with- number of Quill staff the of the representa- Brubacher buses which did arrive to transport students. content paper. out a budget or elected staff, the tives on the paper's publishing board The other driver was Murray Wiley, of Brubacher Bus Lines manager "It isn't that want to student we assume it is newspaper at Brandon so that now weighted in favour Inc. control of the first paper, it was just that of council University published its issue the representatives on the to Bruce of Brubacher Bus his According Wiley, owner Lines Inc., the wasn't last week. paper printing anything board. manager is working on a report which will hopefully give some solutions about Brandon University, and too Despite the problems, the Quill or preventative measures to curtail such incidents in the future. much about, Central American say, staff is optimistic. "Problems with students during vent will cause driver The 75-year-old Quill survived a any problems politics," he said. "The situation has cooled down in the future," said Wiley. showdown with Brandon's student "We don't want to read the and the student union seems to the late council Quill Despite start, Laurier raised close to $20,000 for Cystic this summer when an exec- the have "We before it is to backed off," said Pryzner. Fibrosis—due weather the shiners three utive member the night published see to problems, were only out for proposed paper what not to print. We don't have the won't shut the Quill down. It will hours. be replaced by a weekly Student time or the take a lot of but we won't shut interest. All we want is a work, "The buses cost us two hours of time when we could have been out Council Newsletter. student it down." for said Vrbanovic. Mark good newspaper," said raising money a worthy charity," Eichhorst, Vice-President

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communication U.S. ignorance of Canada—poor has been preserved.

resources of this land are those north of the un- author of The By Donald Morgenson partner "longest Andrew Malcolm, Ontario is a "warm, lush landthat the the emphasized in our tourism Professor of Psychology—WLU protected border in world." Canadians, suggests that most rolls gently between two lakes. materials. Some of this ignorance can be in the United widespread practice Carpeted by sweeps of rich farmland An example from Alberta: "Spark- "Those dumb attributed to the Americans' sense States is that Canada is with Americans, coming assuming and ornamented a ring of grac- ling rivers, forested foothills, dram- Canada in with skis on of their conviction that the 51st state. ious and up to July, superiority; simply towns peaceful villages." atic mountains and is best. is northern lakes, their car roofs." How often have you bigger "That why every summer, So far the picture is one of first- all are to be and one? And often Canada's offices notices awaiting explored heard that yes, it is Murray Seeger wrote in the Los post post generation Voyageurs still fighting mail slots forgetful experienced by you." true. Angeles Times: "Canada is but one by reminding "white water" and lengthy portages, Newfoundland: the of "...deep fjords and Among most common com- of the many foreign countries in patrons, presumably gaggles or farmers, cowherders or fisherfolk mountain have about Americans in station majestic ranges, shimmer- plaints Canadians which they (Americans) are equally camera-toting caught before the turn of the

ing lakes and moors their that United States stamps wild, lonely Americans is ignorance (border- interested or perhaps it would be wagons, century. ..endless forests and awesome rivers of Canadian are in Canada, not that ing on stupidity) life, more correct to say, among which not acceptable The truth is most of us are and falls." Other materials scenic bound for empha- literature, music, history and geo- they have an equal lack of interest." even on postcards city-dwellers or live in some subur- size the dense forests Indiana." primeval. within politics. To say that Americans are poorly ban centre a commuter's in that admit that "Quebec...abounds natural Conceding most Canadians informed about Canada and its So even if we drive of our largest cities. What scenic fish- about their in do Americans know little about— beauty: hiking, hunting, is of are woefully ignorant people no way suggests they very emerges an unfinished portrait ing, interested in—other snowmobiKng, snowshoeing, camp- own culture, this does not excuse not have a warm and affectionate or are peoples, the people of Canada, the society, ing, skiing and horseback riding." the admittedly large ignorance of attitude toward their northern neigh- including Canada, why have we the culture, the arts. New Brunswick: "It's to failed in about easy be the "typical American"—particular- bor. But even here we tread care- teaching Americans My own friends and relatives from close to nature here, either for a ly about their most important trading fully! us? the United States love to visit

brief walk on a marked trail, or Maybe we have simply convinced Canada, and what they like best is incomplete immersion wilder- them of our similarities rather than camping that it is a place where traditions are bet- ness." of the significant differences preserved. Of course these should two countries. provinces ween the There is a small-town sense of be very of their should proud spectacular for the It Perhaps we accept some virtue, a respect past, etc. but all that the for this beauty, is that could be of responsibility sorry is almost as if Canadarepresents a

underlined for the benefit of our state, this collection of naive per- life lost. American friends? Is it only the the we proj- ceptions. Maybe images I assume that part of the problem

physical beauty of our land that ect of our massive, diverse, cultur- is that Americans don't want to interests rich them? ally and distinctive nations are know about our history, our social Don't want of the misunderstand, we do part problem. and economic systems, our thriving them to continue to visit. A tourism adver- Tourism is cursory look at Canadian culture. They want to very business. A federal tisements found in in big gover- that 25 plentiful supply escape to a place existed nment Tourism Tom- American television report, newspapers, years ago (a holiday with a Back to morrow, states: "Tourism is an $18- and magazines, particularly in the the Future theme). that billion-a-year industry. It involves as summer, clearly reveals in Our tourism specialists prefer to

as It to lure American dollars many 61,000 enterprises. em- that attempting give them dream and oppor-

ploys more than 600,000 Canadians to Canada, we tend to embellish but in tunity, doing so they pec- about directly and thousands more in- existing misperceptions petuate the stereotypes on which Canada. directly." such opportunities are based. Obviously, it is important to keep So when you see a car with an What is projected in our literature them coming. American licence plate and skis on is a strange amalgam of hockey But for what? There the roof, don't be quick to blame greats, Eskimo villages dotting the is merely token mention of American frozen tundra, oceans of golden museums, rest- ignorance.

theatres in Blame our Canadian institutions wheat, lakescapes, awesome peaks, aurants, Vancouver,

Toronto, and which encourage American ignor- etc. —a neatly wrapped package that Winnipeg Montreal,

still the the rich as well as our complicity in does nothing to confront the stereo- emphases are on ance, and outdoors American regressive types others hold of us. great or the quaint perpetuating tendencies. The physical qualities and physical villages where "continental charm"

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Accessibility a problem all over

Carol Ann "The for and targetting its funding ot specialized By McKenna President Anena Johnston, said Neilsen. demand seats at sibility space in the province's

such as and Mike Gordon students all is universities and back training, computer science. many new mature couldn't colleges increasing ... (and) colleges to the is Instead of programs like the Fund the course they wanted. availability across province 1982-83 when former Premier Bill Canadian University Press get and less." Bennet's Restraint for Excellence, which subsidizes "They immediately got frustrated getting less Program drastic- The Social Credit social services programs selected by the Social Vancouver (CUP) —The doors and wanted to give up," said government ally cut to compen- Credit cabinet, Scott the Johnston. made continues staunchly asserting its sate for its own recession. says slammed shut on almost 2,000 "People arrange- shuld others economic "The is of government increase the students registering at B.C. ments for daycare and didn't philosophy of opportun- ministry really out synch general to its post-secondary education with the one operating grants post- Community Colleges last week. qualify for student loans because ism in itself," said Scott. "On institutions. couldn't into nine-credit have made secondary Easier access to student aid and they get policy. hand, they helpful An of Advanced "People have to continue to high unemployment have boosted courses." aide to Minister changes to student aid, but on the press the Job Stan government for accessibility," "I think it's more or less a for Education and Training other (they) haven't provided re- enrollment this fall, forcing com- free said Scott. all—first first served," said Hagen strongly recommends post- sources or at colleges and munity colleges to turn away come spaces "It's institutions re-examaine unfair to have an expensive hundreds of first-year and returning Student President of Vancouver secondary universities."

are post-secondary education Island's their curriculum to see if they Scott said the B.C. is system students competing for limited Malaspina College, Randy government

students which everyone pays for, but only a Thiessen. Thiessen said new offering adequate job only worsening the situation by space. many few attend." students training. can About 600 people were turned and part-time Malaspina what couldn't into courses they "Is (the curriculum) students away at Douglas Community College get

needed. require to into the work force— in New Westminster, 200 more than get

of British Columbia is it what commerce and industry last year, said acting President University Alan said require?" asked Dick Melville. Are Gordon Gilgan. acting Registrar McMillan, covered? said you that of last Melville the At the Langara Campus of that 200 students, twice government down after the revisions to provincial student aid Vancouver Community College year, were turned for first arts of 1500 was has created opportunities of Health Ontario roughly 800 people were not able to year quota Ministry But 400 and reached. students to attend school. the register, up from between that all students "We don't make more offers $61 Million for student aid, and an and universities in Ontario usually require 500 last year, said Campus Principal any Colleges

than said million creation before This means that J.J. Denholm. we can handle," McMillan, $81 job program have health insurance coverage registration. solve Health Insurance 3500 "unlike who (Job Trac) can't the problem unless are of the conditions regarding Ontario "The college was built for Community Colleges you aware

were at the alone, he said. find with complications students and today there are 6168 turning people away (OHIP) coverage, you may yourself unnecessary But Langara Principal Denholm this enrolled here," said Denholm. "This registration desks." when trying to register fall. Fraser the has under their 92 of are Valley College Registrar says government put post- While people are covered parents's family means per cent our seats many young for Bob Cooke said the turned secondary institutions in a funding health who turn 21 or are no eligible this filled and we still have late registra- college plan, students marry longer

students and the month 21st birthday, or marriage, tion next week." away 4,000 12,000 trap. coverage. From following your upon offer If for courses. "We can only as OHIP number to maintain are Langara student Kate Brooks said requests many you will need your own coverage. you then The at courses as the is willing and have a low income, she registered on the second day Registrars Capilano government looking after your own health coverage you

and at ot said Full assistance of the in North Vancoucer subsidize," Denholm, adding can for OHIP assistance. or partial may and could not get two courses College you apply premium Kwantlen in both that is to first- estimated annual taxable income. she needs. Surrey reported priority given basic, be received depending on your

because of demand. attend Ontario universities or "I can't wait until next semester," getting students atlate registration year courses Students from outside Ontario who

last week who couldn't into More specialized courses are not also be of If are from another said Brooks, who will reluctantly get colleges should aware their eligibiltiy. you and to how make the the other Community Campuses. taught due to lack of demand of should check with home province see up courses through part Canada, you your Kwantlen John funds. will and whether need to Open Learning Institute. Registrar long your health plan coverage continue, you

Patterson said the has added "The has for are in "It is college government planned for OHIP. If are from outside Canada and studying really frustrating when you apply you current 21 new sections to meet the in- this and it's said then be for OHIP if hold a are trying to get credits for specific happening," Ontario, you may eligible coverage you creased demand for Executive Officer of Authorization and Canada. courses. 1 might be delayed a whole courses. Stephen Scott, Student issued by Employment Immigration

all suffering from the the Canadian Federation of Students- If uncertain about the status of health insurance coverage, year on my over academic goal," ;','We've beqn you are your

same situation for a number or Pacific. have future please contact she said. years or any questions regarding your status, your said Valerie Scott traces the lack of Douglas College Student Society now," Langara Registrar acces- local OHIP office for more information.

High accident rate attributed to male lifestyle

By Wendy Dayton and that adults between 35 50 drivers to to and than older drive close tendency of young males to take over-confident about their to Canadian Science News ability have the lowest rate. traffic with risks. the car ahead, to pull into Overconfidence, he says, is take evasive action or otherwise A of researcher Michael short and under- of the chief of University Guelph Psychology professor a headway, to one problems young deal with the situation, Matthew believes he has to unravel the Matthews, studying the driving be- estimate male drivers. "The begun stopping distances, distressing thing found.

men have the haviour of different Professor Matthews is that reasons why young age groups, says. Further- their perceptions are really Male drivers in the 18 to 25-year- traffic it is foundthat men under25 tend because their skills highest rate of accidents; young more, driving the reverse of reality," he adds. old category also tend to perceive to because they tend to overestimate speed more often, get involved in are not as well developed as thoseof Professor Matthews showed dri- the risks as being much lower for more and their own ability and underestimate rear-collisions, approach more experienced drivers, young vers from differentage groups videos themselves for than their peers, let the risks. traffic signals at higher speeds than male drivers often take longer to of traffic situ- potentially dangerous alone other groups of drivers, Mile-adjusted accident statistics do women under 25, drivers bet- perceive and respond to potentially ations, and asked them how they Professor Matthews found. They show that women under 25 have ween the ages of 35 and 50, and dangerous traffic situations. would deal with the situations. realize that their own age group may seniors of 65. less than one-half the accidents of over the age But Professor Matthews's most Young men consistently underesti- not be particularly good drivers, but of the men are also more the young men same age group, Young likely significant finding centres on mated the risk involved, and were each feels he can adequately handle

a given risky situation better than

his well peers; and as as, or better,

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Administration objects to "obscene" photo

"I the office sexuality. The was was on to indecent," said Russell. "For Sam other it Montreal (CUP)—McGill University original seized my way papers, is so explicit it

from Galerie to seize a is removed the first issue of the student Fokus by Montreal any buildings," said Daily News Kingdon newspaper makes me sick —at least this is not violation of police last 28 outrageous, a freedom to newpaperfrom the stands last Wed- July for alleged Editor Chris Lawson. "We had to trying sell me anything." of the and a violation of the "I nesday after school officials judged a "indecency". call half of the University to find out press have been associated with of Charter of be Copies the were who was Rights." for such a photo in the news section to McGill Daily responsible." McGill long time that a

taken McGill students did not seem of- offensive. by McGill's Physical Sam Kingdon, Associate Vice- thing like this is really surprising," Resources fended the said The picture showed a woman's Department during the Principal for the Physical Resources by photographs. Russell, who studied Law at

It of 2. said that "It didn't bother McGill. "I this hand holding an erect penis. was night September They were Department, the University me at all," said would expect to hap- student the of a acted from Microbiology David Daham. to a school not at reproduction photograph when I saw there were no issues in following complaints pen high paper, a

from and staff "When look at in an exhibit on pregnancy returned three days later. students, and parents. you advertisement University."

"It was registration week and

there were a lot of people around," 30 days hath September said Kingdon. He declined, however, The Golliardis dead to reveal how many complaints were

received, saying only that it was "an

Ottawa (CUP)—Carleton graduate Maurice Freedman wants to administrative decision of McGill SOURCE: The Gleaner revolutionize the way the world keeps time. University." New Year's Eve December Halloween October 30 Imagine on 35, on "Clearly, the McGill administra-

and born the31st of December tion Kelowna (CUP)—The student at is people on any month except having to pick feels it has more authority than newspaper Okanagan college dead.

After and a another day to celebrate. It sounds confusing, but Freedman and his wife the Montreal police," Lawson said. a year half of wrangling with its Student Council and

publishing off-campus without the funds to Molly say these changes will bring world peace and traquility. "After all, the police didn't feel that entitled it, the Goliard has in ceased Freedman, 69, a member of the first graduating class commerce they could confiscate Voir magazine operations. The at reform for 30 with his which Goliard was dealt its final blow when the (1949) Carleton, has researched calendar years had also printed the same present Executive,

wife. calendar is it elected this April, learned that staff members They say the present Gregorian stressful and makes photo—uncensored." failed to renew the Goliard Publications Society's with the difficult to remember how many days there are in each month. Kingdon said the decision to incorporation B.C. Registrar. " The Goliard Publication has Their Tranquility Calendar would outdate the well-known rhyme remove the Daily from the stands Society been struck from the B.C.

Registrar of Companies, and its assets Thirty days hath September ..." because it has 30 days for every month was taken after "preliminary legal had seized by the Kelowna Campus Student Council Executive. except December which gets 35, "to give people a longer holiday," says advice." According to him, the The Maurice. councillors were then able to take copies were given back because possession of the paper's in the of the Goliard Publications The calendar also lines up the three holy days of the Moslem, Jewish "there was simply some doubt on equipment name Society's members, the students of and Christian religions because Monday will replace Sunday as the first whether what was published was Okanagan College. Throughout the entire day of the week. The Freedm ns say this will reduce religion-based legal or not." dispute, the Goliard maintained that the

tensions. As will council owed the student well, Easter be stabilized to take place within the first Kingdon refused to name the uni- paper a $4 per levy. The paper was of autonomous from the council and had seven days April. versity's legal counsel. won the guaranteed fee in a this campus-wide referendum in "If the United Nations can adopt calendar, it will be a wonderful "The story is simple: the Uni- 1983. Lan Case, former Goliard symbol of a possible future peace, a new beginning, a renaissance," said versity administration found the a board member, said the paper's problems began when last year's Maurice. photos obscene or illegal," said Executive withheld paper funds, and trashed all The Freedmans " copies of two issues of the Goliard. hope the calendar will be adopted on January 1,2001 to Kingdon. I would suggest people The loss of the Goliard's mark the new millenium. see the content and the size of the society status marked the staff's last solid

former with the Canadian said the and ground in its bid for financial from the Freedman, a system analyst navy, picture the way it was repro- autonomy council. calendar work duced The Executive intends to out simplifies in areas like statistics, business and banking. to understand the decision." carry its plan of starting a new student

The Freedmans paper, said council Thai Poonian. recently completed a tour of Canada to promote the But according to Stuart Russell, co-chair, The new paper will most

likely exist as a sub-committee of the Tranquility Calendar between Vancouver and Montreal. They hope to the lawyer defending Gallerie Fokus executive, pending a change in the council's later make similar trips to Eastern Canada and across the United States. A owner Ebie Weizfeld, McGill admini- constitution this month, said Poonain.

of the calendar has Buf Case the new copy been distributed to all MPs and senators, strators had no right to decide says paper's relationship to the council Executive worries him. including Prime and to the all Minsiter Mulroney, representatives of the whether the picture was obscene. "The Executive member countries of the United Nations. "So far they want an fresh there have been no say 'entirely start,' which sounded

time familiar to said to The last the calendar was changed was in 1592 by Pope Gregory charges laid andno trial has been set quite me," Case, referring a similar phrase used by XIII. It 1752 Premier Bill Vander Zalm in was adopted in by Britain and America. to find (the original photograph) last fall's provincial election campaign.

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Herb Epp: ready to dealwith paradox

Election comment

By

the one feels that one of Matt Certosimo years, Epp acted as his party's critic for year payments is a problem; it is,

Intergovernmental Affairs portfolio, particularly the regional however, a problem for those who will be in the hole for

for 10—15 It in As went the province, so went Waterloo North: under a government issue of the 1970'5, as well as a critic both years. becomes, effect, a mortgage on one's For his future. red tide or (tie) led by "smiling", "handsome", the Housing and the Revenue portfolio's. loyalty to Epp's view runs contrary to not only the views of

the Premier in 1985 and "trustworthy" BBQ-David (Peterson). For Liberal MPP the party, Epp was rewarded by new student leaders, therefore their 20,000 constituents in

Herb that four five Waterloo's with the of Caucus Chair and but also his own Liberal Epp meant to more years as position Parliamentary Waterloo, to Party (as outlined in the man at Queen's Park. And, for Waterloo's students, it Assistant to Treasurer Bob Nixon. Considering Epp's liberal Party responses to the OFS Questionnaire). the Premier's he claims be meant a continuation of some rather interesting ambitions towards a cabinet portfolio, Although to concerned about the student

representation. appointments were not accepted quietly by Epp. Publically, population, Epp's views on student issues are notably the Epp's win was his fourth in provincial politics. Entering it was reported, he considered crossing the floor of insensitive and uninformed. The U of W Federation of all Students's Vice-President: the fray in 1977, Epp was a Queen's Park Liberal even legislature, sitting as an independant, or quitting politics University Affairs Lisa Skinner

when it wasn't all that popular. Prior to 1977, Epp was together. "I never did that (consider crossing the floor), I admitted that she wished Epp would "talk to David

Waterloo's and councillor. December considered said. "I felt that I had —Liberal MPP for Mayor a city On 31, never even doing it," Epp (Cooke Kitchener) and learn a few

1987 he will celebrate 20 life. earned As far as she was years in public my spurs." things." concerned, "Epp was terrible"

the candidate fewer last It is rather and somewhat its the Although won slightly polls surprising, paradoxical on during campaign on issues such as the housing bylaw he still finished with that does demonstrate of the Thursday compared to 1985, a own, Epp not a great degree matter and above mentioned issues. WLUSU President Waterloo's students and their comfortable margin between himself and his nearest rival, sensitivity to 20,000 Dave Bussiere agrees. "I' didn't get the feeling that students

P.C. candidate Elizabeth in Waterloo For when asked what he about the he Witman. Overall, concerns. example, thought were a priority (during campaign)," said. "He has to

the Liberal from 54% the of Waterloo's controversial an do a better of student North, vote dropped by two per cent University computer fee, job linking concerns with those of the in 1985 to 52%. The Tory vote dropped from 30% in 1985 to ancillary charge that was banned by the Liberal Waterloo residents (e.g. housing bylaw issue)." When 26.6%. The NDP showed the only increase since the last government in June of 1986, Epp replied "I would have asked by The Waterloo Chronicle to list, in order rather of rising three from 15% to 18%. preferred to see the more money priority, educational issues of did election, percentage points government give concern, Epp not even

Liberals must've that I had than universities incidental fees which are mention universities "Many stayed home, figuring having change or colleges. Considering the fact that

it said a with the CORD. not under OSAP. I'm not saying I'm in favour of is for won," Epp in telephone interview computer Epp responsible representing some 20,000 students

Since Waterloo has voted Liberal and but the has to do two 1967, provincially fees, university something." Apparantly attending universities and a community college, the

consider it of the safest Liberal in the of the fact that fees indeed numerous many one seats unaware ancillary were officially faculty and administrators, one has to wonder A reflects the of covered institutional demonstrated how province. riding that interesting paradoxes by OSAP as costs, Epp Epp balances the other Waterloo North paradoxes. North lack of of he southwestern Ontario, Waterloo requires a a rather interesting understanding the computer Would tell an old order Mennonite farmer to get a car so

representative that the high tech of the fee issue. For three students have argued that he doesn't slow traffic with his he tell appreciates years now, up buggy? Would a

University of Waterloo, while understanding the horse and by placing a "service related" name on the fee, institutions local businessperson to build elsewhere so as to prevent

order a that to the too buggies of the old Mennonites; representative attempted get aroung government set tuition ceiling much expansion to the areas small towns? touch with the for is in people of the numerous small towns by collecting the funds general costs normally Who operating knows, maybe Epp will be rewarded this time by covered As the MPP Peterson that surround Waterloo while he is aiding the businesses of by tuition. for students in Waterloo, with the Ministry of Colleges and Universities has a booming urban centre. It is a riding that requires a one to wonder about Epp's dealings with this particular portfolio in the new cabinet. Epp could walk into Cabinet of his that can communicate with the at riding's Surely has met Treasurer Bob representative people aspect paradoxes. Epp meetings urging Nixon to increase tuition to

both universities and the numerous times with student representatives on this universities face Conestoga College, including help the funding squeeze. At least it would As he does know the facts be areas alumni. well, the representative must appease matter, yet not even of the issue, let an approach consistent with his approach to other the educational institutions alone the of the students. area locals that, at times, resent concerns student concerns. In fact, Epp explained that, "relatively and the students. also that loans better than and Epp claims are speaking, tuition fees are lower than grants, they were when I was

Herb Epp has been in touch with these paradoxes for a that the issue of students facing huge debts in University.' upon Epp does not note, however, that university

number of First elected to Council in is not as bad as it is made out to be because of rates when years. City 1968, Epp graduation participation he was at WLU were about 5% of

hasn't looked back to his former since. In "If it takes a full the 13 teaching job post-graduate job opportunities. year (after grade graduate population, compared with 15-18%

the of to 1975, Councillor Epp was promoted (elected) to job graduation) pay back a loan, without buying a car or today.

a he to run two I don't feel bad about said. Mayor, position gave up provincially years something, that," Epp Most But, as Epp says, it's an approach to Waterloo's later. that the rather agree dramatic increases in debt load for dichotomies "that's worked for 20 years." Waterloo North: As of the small Liberal the lean the last is serious No full 'of part caucus through graduates over ten years a very issue. a riding paradoxes.

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universities Liberal sweep may cost

Election analysis

By Ron Van Home in London; Citizen- earlier this spring has been touted heightened prestige for the portfolio, have to be read carefully by student Matt Certosimo Munro leaders. for ship and Culture Minister Lily for the promotion because of his but they aren't likely options. Peterson's choices Bill Thursday's (September 10) elect- in Hamilton; Labour Minister sesitive, skilled handling of the legis- Curling and Sweeney would be a Cabinet are students' last hope for

oral sweep for Peterson's 'Grits' will Wrye in Windsor. lation; Barbara Sullivan, the Exec- disaster for students. achieving any substantia! changes in

Bob Nixon education likely be a mixed blessing for The final sign will come in two utive Assistant to easily post-secondary policies The tea leaves will Ontario's students. While the Liberal weeks time (September 26 at the won the new Halton Centre riding post-election and funding.

record on post-secondary education earliest), when Peterson announces and is highly respected for her work

issues is relatively positive, election his new cabinet. It is widely believed in the Treasurer's office, and her

promises and concerns about post- that he will expand the size of the leadership organizing for Jean 30 from 24 election priorities may spell four Cabinet to or so the Chretian in Ontario; David Cooke

years of mediocrity in post-second- positions going into the election. and Doug Reycraft for their effective

and ministers like work committees. ary policies priorities. Peterson's key on

"The next two or three year's Treasurer Bob Nixon, Attorney- Also, there's a good chance that

lan Peterson will the emphasis has to be on primary and General Scott and Education use post-election

secondary education, as opposed to Minister Sean Conway have publicly period to shuffle some people

post-secondary education", admitted that they would like to give around or, possibly, demote them to

MPP res- the Waterloo North Herb Epp up some of their extra cabinet backbenches. Minister of in-

said. "We've helped out the univers- ponsibilities. Nixon, for example, dustry, Trade and Technology,

the last four of ities over two years." holds portfolios: Treasury, Hugh O'Neil may be moved out

and Although Epp is not the party's Revenue, House Leader Manage- cabinet, as may Ken Keyes Ontario's

Colleges and Universities spokes- ment Board (due to the conflict of Soliciter-General. Housing Minister

thrown at Elinor Alvin person, the signs are clear. First of interest changes Curling, Labour Minister Bill

all, Peterson stated that his priority Caplon, and her subsequent resign- Wrye and Consumer and Commer-

in education was in the primary ation from the cabinet). cial Relations Minister Monte

levels. Particularly, he committed From the Premier's prespective, Kwinter will likely be shuffled into

$300 million over three years to he too wants to expand his cabinet less sensitive portfolio's.

decrease early grades' class sizes to make room for his new star For students and the post-

and improve computer facilities. MPP's. Peterson has the unique secondary community, several

Conversely, Peterson promised only opportunity to have Ontario's first people will likely be considerd for

$5 million more in OSAP funding cabinet thatat least looks somewhat the Colleges and Universities port-

for the consider- folio: and 5,000 new residence spaces like reality of Ontario,

universities. and Both were considered ing gender, race religion break- Greg Sorbara He did a good job Peterson has relatively disappointing commit- down. Furthermore, over the past two years, and he may with his 95 ments by student leaders. got to do something be asked, or ask, to stay.

In response to the Ontario MPP's, or else they're gonnastart to Lan Scott: The Attorney-general is

Federation of As interested the Students election get stir-crazy. we saw in Ottawa, apparently in port-

questionaire, the Liberals preferred with Mulroney's 211 MP's, stir-crazy folio, although he is considered one

tooutline their governments' achieve- usually means "loose-cannons": of the best Attorney-Generals in

rather than commit MP's for do ments, to any looking something to to Canada. Low student turnout further funding increases. One can get re-elected; back benchers spend- Sean Conway: The Minister of

expect, however, the Premier's ing time back-biting. Education loves the university Waterloo North had a 57% turnout. what for Matt Certosimo Council on Technology to receive So, can we expect? Look community and could add the port- By A close analysis of the poll by poll more attention, now that the several "star" MPP's to be moved folio to his education responsibili- Liberals Chaviva voter turnout adds to the argument have a comfortable majority into cabinet. Hosek, former ties, as PC Bette Stephenson did in

that the student vote was adversely to protect them while investing in President of the National Action the early 1980's For the riding Waterloo North, the of this provincial election affected by the September 10 timing untried projects. Committe on the status of Women, Aluin Curling: The former Director timing of the election. Across the province, too, Univer- from Oakwood; David Ramsay, of Student Activities at Ser.eca effectively limited the participation

former NDP turned of almost third of the electorate. Polls 26 and 27, which includes sity ridings are not represented by representative College would be a dangerous one

the Liberal Liberal from Province-wide, the 10 the Sunnydale area of Waterloo many "top guns" in Timiskaming; Elinor choice because of his record at September

date made in one's where a large student population caucus. Waterloo's two universities Caplan, former Management Board Seneca, which includes closing the voting university

to were combined the will move back into the student and /college town difficult due a late habitates, by are represented by Liberal Herb head, likely government newspaper due the class start and the traditional Sept. 1 Returning Officer to the drama- Epp. Most others are backbenchers cabinet; Ron Kanter, king-slayer because they were getting 'out of take date. tically low enumeration levels. Never- or oppostion members, and the re- that defeatedLarry Grossman in St. hand.' lease over U of W Ted Carleton theless, only 89 voters cast their maining MPP's are from the "C- Orluien-St. Patrick might make it Bill Wrye: The Labour Minister used president

admitted that it "Hard to ballots at poll 26/27, compared to an -team" of the Cabinet: Municipal into cabinet this or next time around; to be the Liberal critic on Colleges was get 200 Affairs Minister to vote, considering how approximate voters in the more Bernard Gradmaitre Chris Ward, the chair of the com- and Universities and he represents people

highly residential areas of in Ottawa: Solicitor-General Ken mittee that successfully managed the Windsor riding that includes the busy students are with everything Waterloo,

at time such as polls 51, 52 or 53, in the Keyes in Kingston; Seniors Minister the controversial Pay Equity Bill University of Windsor. else this of year." street and Munro: Hamilton Highway 86, Bridge Lily The area MPP Low enumeration levels in and former Dunvegan area. McMaster University Waterloo North polls in traditional The Election Ontario at- Education is office Continuing Director, student areas gave officials their first tempts to set up polls which will Sanderson wins! presently in the Citizenship and indication of the election date's handle 200-300 voters. At most Culture but her back- portfolio, effect. According to WLUSU pres- Waterloo and PH'D could make her North, student area polls, ground ident Dave Bussiere, original enu- the turnout was pathetically At eligible. low. By Matt Certosimo meration of the poll that includes Monte Kwinter. His a glimpse, here is a breakdown of background as Bricker St., Ezra, Clayfield and few the former President of the Ontario a polls: Calling himself, "The first candidate to declare victory before voting WLU was down dramatically. Ex- U of W residence of Art makes him *the polls had only student the College a to be at 250 day", Guelph Craig Sanderson referred to Guelph riding as, pected approximately 14 voters at one (poll 65) and 34 candidate. 94 "the only riding in Ontario with two winners." votes poll number totalled only Voters at the other (poll 64); who "around John Sweeney: The Kitchener- 68. Low enumeration led WLUSU Sanderson, expected to get 50 votes," gained more than *the Hazel Street area had only 92 Wilmont MPP and Minister of for revision of the ten times the goal with 560 votes out of the 33,517 cast. Liberal to arrange voters voters to and Social Services come the poll (38); Community per- list Frosh with incumbant, Rick Ferraro easily held on to the seat, nearly doubling the during Week, along formed his *WLU area polls, such as the total of his closest competitor, NDP candidate Derek Fletcher. as party's college general issue information to entice critic. University, Phillip, Seagram poll (90) The VP External for the Guelph Students' Association entered the /universities voter interest. had 51 voters Chaviva Hosek: The business- only turnout; campaign at the last minute to raise and candidate awareness community "We're trying toallow people who *The University-Westmount poll of such person, feminist, U of T Faculty student issues as housing needs, underfunding of the university are aware of the issues an opport- saw 109 voters make member would comfortable (86) their way and barriers to accessibility to university today. get a unity to vote," said Bussiere on the through the sunny Thursday wea- "If start in this portfolio because of her education was a vehicle Ontario hasn't (the Government) put of Frosh while Tuesday Week, rep- ther to vote. Much of her education in the back the background. campaign post-secondary seat, they've put it in trunk," resentatives of WLUSU and the came from U of T's charged Sanderson. team Young While it is difficult to know what Deputy Returning officer updated The of Liberals, and one of her key cam- Ontario Federation Students, the member lobby group affect, if any, higher student turnout 200,000 the voters' list in the concourse. for paign workers just finished an active students at Queen's Park, endorsed Sanderson's efforts. "As an might have had, the results are Unfortunately, the low enumer- with the Ontario Federation of for independent candidate, and therefore non-partisan, attempting to raise year disappointing student leaders. ation level did not change dramatic- Students Board of Directors. public awareness of student Craig Sanderson deserved the The issues affecting post-secondary concerns, ally, andelection day totals reflected support and praise of students throughout Ontario," OFS Chairperson education were not at the forefront From the student perspective, it. According to Bussiere, only 14 Sheena Weir said. of party's campaign, and locally, Hosek might be the best choice people at WLU and 30 at U of W any The former Progressive Conservative party member left the door the Waterloo North candidate did from the new bunch of MPP's. She were added to the voters' list. for another In the open meantime, however, he said he looks forward not make any post-secondary issue try. clearly understands the issues, she "At least those 14 (WLU) people to discussing student concerns with his MPP Rick Ferraro. a top priority. made a point of putting OSAP re- were given the opportunity to vote," Ferraro replied: "You've brought a breath of fresh air to the scene and form on her Oakwood Campaign said Bussiere, a brave face putting Provincally, the low turnout and you handled well." yourself is situation. pamphlet and she relatively pop- on a disappointing student large majority may make In Downsview riding, York Student President and PC candidate faired ular with the student'sat U of T. On From Returning Officer Gordon lobbying more difficult. Ontario little a better gaining 1,816 votes. In fact, he acted as the spoiler of likely the other hand, her appointment to Chambers' the revision perspective Federation of Students Executive NDP candidate Marie Augimer's election as she lost to Liberal hopes, the portfolio slow things down list idea had "very little" impact. The may Director, Gabriel Sekaly admits the candidate Laureano Leone less than 150 by votes. her in while she earns wings cabinet. timing of the election simply adverse- dis- task is a great one: "We're For Drew who McCreadie, was nominated on a platform of "Drew for Sorbara would also be a relatively ly affected the student turnout at the appointed by the low priority of Education", but could not gain OFS endorsement due to his party positive choice for students. His polls. elec- student concerns during the affiliation, it's back to fulfilling his student election promises which record was good, and he knows the According to Chambers, Waterloo tion, but the timing of the election included the paving entire campus, turning the cent rai university issues better than the possible re- North's overall turnout was also effectively quieted students as an square into a and for unlimited for al! bowing alley arranging withdrawls below the of 60% placements. provincial average in of the interest group most parts York students from TD Green Machines. Scott or Conway would voter turnoi' signify a province." THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 17,1987 - 12 the CORD

Billy Bragg: 'Spokesman for a generation'

By Beth Ryan there's two sides to every story." of in He has personal the Contras disgust. wing political parties. another way. "I think that National Features Writer "Our newspapersand our govern- "The United States shouldn't distinct side to his music and his it's those powerful truth that make Canadian University Press ments aren't telling us the repeat the mistake of sending personality which is often ignored songs you sit down and about what is in armies into did fans. going on Nicaragua. a jungle war (as they by the media, but never by his think, or even more powerful, sit the He's been dubbed "spokesman They've misrepresented in If want to his fans down and that are Vietnam). they In fact, many of probably cry, just as

for a the music Sandinista and the as ones generation" by press government demonstrate their great influence don't know orcare where his political important the that make

but British musician is of them the don't sit be Billy Bragg people Nicaragua, calling on world, why they loyalties lie. For them, Billy Bragg is you want to jump up and happy.

And when I set out down with the Soviet Union and get the man who writes gut-wrenching to make music I

rid of all nuclear that send must admit that that's the of weapons?" Bragg love songs them sobbing sort asked his audience who music I in Ottawa, off to sleep at night. set out to make, music that

responded with cheers. This is the side of Billy Bragg that really touches you." calls U.S. and Soviet When he writes love Bragg inter- sings "I don't want to change the songs, Bragg ference in situation "an for tries to remember that Nicaragua world, I'm not looking a new everyone has for the issue of global importance England, I'm just looking for another the same "hang ups, worries,

Third World." He fears that "if a tiny girl." He considers his love ballads confusions" about love and then

country like Nicaragua can't be self- : "maybe can write to be as niportant as his political you something

determined, then what hope is there because that can feel." In his songs he realizes that love, everyone for anyone?" particularly the unrequited sort, has version of "Walk Away Renee,"

universal appeal that specific political Bragg says 'I couldn't stop thinking Bragg noted that while most issues do not. about her, and everytime I switched Americans feel very strongly about the there But Bragg does not consider on radio, was someone what to do about Nicaragua, they about politics and love to be mutually else singing a song the two of really know little about what is exclusive, a belief he tries to explain us." And that's what he hopes to happening there. by paraphrasing Antonio Gramsci, achieve with his songs; the feeling Bragg joked wiht his audience: "In that else a former President of the Italian someone knows how you a recent poll, 51% of Americans Social Democratic Party. feel. polled were against giving aid to the "I "If you haven't really loved some- have a letter at home from a girl Contras, 32% were in favour and one, really cared and hurt over who told me about her life, which 30% couldn't even locate Nicaragua was not well- them, then you can't be a socialist." particularly going very on a map! At least they wouldn't get is like adolescent it had "The Saturday Boy" a song that any life, it's far if they tried to invade!" could be called the quintessential problems—but she finished off by But Nicaragua is not a "trendy 'Thank for in Billy Bragg love song, but Bragg saying, you being my political issue" for Bragg. He looks it room when calls simply "the truest song I ever empty nobody else was at most political situations with a wrote." It's a funny, achingly accur- there.' Now Smokey Robinson did critical eye and comments on them ate tale of an adolescent boy's love that to me, and if I met him today I with a scathing tongue. Bragg is would have for the girl who doesn't know he's to say exactly that to particularly negative about Margaret alive. Bragg traces the tales of heart- him. If my songs are moving people Thatcher's Tory government in the break from when "She became a way that Smokey and The Four Britain, denouncing the "economic and Elvis Costello moved magic mystery to me and we'd sit Tops me, Brutality" that she is inflicting on the together in double history, twice a then, you know, that's much more British with her hard-nosed satisfaction than week and some days we'd walk the job filling out the economic policies. The victims of same way home ..." to "In the end it Maple Leaf Gardens," said Bragg. these policies, Bragg said, are "those took me a dictionary to find out the Since Bragg eschews commercial who can't take part in the glory of for meaning of unrequited, while she success personal satisfaction, he capitalism," the working class and works the was giving herself for free at a party in music industry on his of Britain. poor His to which I was never invited." own terms. albums and e.p.s Bragg places his support behind Bragg personally favours classic usually bear the label "pay no more Neil Kinnock and the Labour Party of done than "to avoid and laments the broken-hearted ... over-pricing in Britain acting as a link between ; in the great country music tradition he refuses to cut singles that only the Labour Party leaders and the by people like Patsy Cline and Hank give fans two songs. Bragg does not youth of Britain. Playing benefit gigs his Williams or Motown-style, by foget days as a working-class kid with British performers Paul Weller from Smokey Robinson or Hie Four Barking, East London and he and Jimi Sommerville has earned Tops. has not changed his lifestyle much Bragg much of his reputation as a "Bob Dylan called country singer to accomadate his new-found uncomfortable with such a weighty Marxists and totalitarian, when political spokesman for the youth of Hank Williams 'America's notoriety. title. greatest that's just not the case," Bragg said. Britain. Bragg's support for the To who "In I watch the living poet.' me, he's the guy my spare time, his music is asked Cuban waned Although on campus Bragg a journalist Labour Party has not despite catch sings the love songs that meant the tely, up on my letters, hang radio station playlists across for his perception of the political their recent eleciton loss—perhaps out most. The ones that made with my visit my mum. his your chums, Canada, Bragg does not presume to situation in Nicaragua, in light of it has increased his respect. like when Same I stomach go jelly you hear as most folks, suppose." speak for Canadian youth when he experience with South and Central "Two weeks before the election, And him playing in the supermarket or although he's been called performs staunchly political tunes American politics. The journalist Labour was doing well in the polls. the station," said Bragg of the "the new messiah of British folk" "There gas like is Power in a Union," called the Sandinista governmnet Then Kinnock was asked for the man famous for such heart-breakers and"the British Bob Dylan," Bragg "Which Side Are You On" or "an interesting experiment in social Labour stand on nuclear arms. He If I'm as "I Can't Help It Still In Love sees his chosen career in very "Between the Wars." But his politics democracy," which is far from what could have dropped the disarm- With You" and "Your Cheatin' realistic terms. of his American was from are very much a part message. the North press ament question the platform Heart." According to the former bank "I'm not a political songwriter. I calling it. and possibly have won the election. That's what to messenger, store clerk and house But Bragg hopes write some political songs, but I Bragg witnessed many discrep- he said, "Within twenty-four achieve with his painter, "This is a the best I own compositions- just job... mean, live in a country at the ancies between what the press was hours of our election, we will close that touch in job I've ever had but it's still lyrics people a very ... a job." moment that's very political, and telling the rest of the world about down the military bases." He may and what he part of my job is to reflect the society Nicaragua actually saw have lost the election but he kept from. there. He that I come And Ican't divorce rejects comparisons the principles of the Labour Party

politics from life, I'm afraid. I don't between life under the Sandinista and the ordinary people," asserts think and life like politics is something that we government in places Bragg.

leave to the politicians. I think politics the Soviet Union or West Germany. When Bragg arrived in Canada in

is left "All the there too important to be just to over place, are July, the opinion polls gave over 35%

politicians," Brag asserts. posters promoting the five opposi- of the popular vote to the New Andwhen But Bragg acknowledges that he tion parties in Nicaragua. Democratic Party and the NDP won

United States three can potentially influence many people from the seats in Parliament during by-

people through his music, so he embassy came to Nicaragua, they elections that month. While Bragg takes that anti-Sandinista responsibility seriously. distributed prop- was surprised and pleased to see a

His recent tour Sandinistas didn't socialist Canadian was aganda but the party riding high on a wave I would scheduled around a trip to stop them. Now ask you, of popularity in Canada, he noted

that in U.S.S.R. or in that Nicaragua, where he performed at a happen the it would be "difficult to elect a

book festival aimed at improving the West Germany?" party who differs from Uncle Sam

literacy of the Nicaraguan people. Bragg also dismisses American on nuclear defense." that the have When Bragg returned to Canada, assertions Sandinistas Bragg urged young Canadian

he was anxious to share his in exper- no public support Nicaragua. voters not to allow the NDP to ienceswith hisaudiences, comprised "In Nicaragua, there are one discard their controversial disarm- of threemillion mostly univeristy and college million arms for people. ament policy if they were ever

students. If the Sandinistas were not popular, elected. He cited the example of the "I I learned about wouldn't be there New Zealand guess what's they very long!" government, who happening in Nicaragua from the Bragg commented wryly. moved outof the shadow of Australia of the Clash album Sandinista and I'm not Bragg speaks highly to assume a non-nuclear stance. He

ashamed to admit that," Bragg said, thousands of American volunteers suggested that Canada could make

that musicians to conditions a similar illustrating can working improve living move away from the United inform the and SFates actually their listeners. for Nicaraguan people and become a world leaderin

The last lines of to there" Bragg's song It "implores youngpeople go peace.

Says Here became very clear to him to help. He notes that these volun- While Bragg's political messages when he look the "Contra- and music went to Nicaragua. "When teers must at are an important facet of wake the fact and President his you up to that your gate" hearings performances, he can't be dis-

paper is Tory, just remember Ronald Reagan's continued support missed as a mouth-piece for left ... 13 THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 17,1987 the CORD

Increased funding needed to compete

has By John Starkey been deferred, along with $54.8-million annually to build additional and suitable increase President of the Ontario Confederation of space a in oper- All this would add University Faculty Associations ating grants to put it into use. up to an annual increase in capital investment of $133.5-million.

The Liberal Government has made much of spend- The importance of higher education is universally

ing $84-million over the next five to hire an recognized. We rely on it to produce the highly skilled years

additional 500 faculty members. But there are severe workforce that is essential to our economic and social

problems with this program. First, such an increase well-being. Most research into new scientific develop- one-third of what is if ments is carried out within post-secondary institutions. represents only necessary ratios to be reduced to match those Higher education enriches the lives of those who student-faculty are of Ontario's economic competitors. Second, the fund receive it, enabling them to develop their talents and apparently is intended to increase the number of contribute to society. Without a strong system of

women instructors, who now only 16 cent higher education, Ontario cannot hope to respond comprise per full-time Even if filled all of faculty. women 500 positions, successfully to the new challenges of the twenty-first which is unlikely, the total would still be less than 20 century. According to a recent report by the Canadian per cent. Manufacturers Association, "Today, universities are as However, it became apparent recently that this much primary producers as the farms, the mines or the

is not meant to result in a net increase in faculty oilfields, and the productivity and quality of the schools money but is being used to help universities hire replacements is perhaps more crucial when the world competes on for instructors expected to retire in the next five wits and intelligence. years. When the the will Given the critical role higher education plays in day- program is completed, financing A commitment to the world-class system means disappear, and there will be no more teachers than to-day life, it was expected to become an issue in the

providing the support that will produce a world-class there are now. Ontario election campaign. Yet scant attention was education. An estimated $500-million, excluding capital While the Government has service to paid to the need to strengthen post-secondary paid lip must be into the in the it is it education in Ontario. costs, injected university system promoting accessibility, perhaps here that has next three to five if Ontario 7 years hopes to keep pace failed most. Applications to university are up cent Despite the few small steps the Liberal Government per with its international major competitors. Today, the from last year, yet policies continue to be predicated on has taken in the past two years, universities remain is not even in the province same league. Nor would this an overall shrinkage of the system. As a result, a troubled. They are plagued by overcrowding, obsolete $500-million allow universities to with the substantial number of students be denied compete qualified may equipment, deteriorating facilities, limited access to world's best. It would only make Ontario's the best- admission this fall. courses and inadequately supported basic research. financed system in Canada—a goal that is still far off. All in all, the Liberal record is nothing to be proud of. Spending on post-secondary education is not, des- Additional spending is urgently required to construct Despite some of the initiatives, such as a small increase pite pronouncements to the contrary, a priority for new buildings and replace old ones. The total value of "excellence fund" student in operating grants, the ($5O-million governments. Since 1977-78, expenditures per the collective is estimated to for and and increased Since university physical plant salaries, libraries new equipment) have been reduced by about 15per cent. 1974-75, be around this $4-billion. Simply to maintain invest- student assistance, universities are still under financed. the proportion of provincial budgetary expenditures minimum of 2.5 ment, a 1 to per cent of that value, Last Thursday, Ontarians elected 130 members of going to university operating grants has declined from 6 between $40-million and is needed the who will their to the 4.5 Enrolments since $100-million, Legislature guide province per cent to about per cent. the annually. 40 threshold of the twenty-first century. To a significant early seventies have increased by more than per Aside from the future what 6 simply maintaining existing facilities, extent, province's depends on happens- cent, while expenditures have increased only per cent is needed for alterations to respond to changes or fails to happen—in classrooms and labor- in real terms. money university in programming and technology—a minimum of $20- atories. If Ontario wants to compete in the next There is no question that investment in higher million a to the Council of Ontario it cannot its universities in the education of year, according century, leave stalled is a long-term way helping the province at another Universities. The coucil also estimates least middle of this one. The production of knowledge and compete. Government and business leaders have both that $20-million a is needed to for maintenance brain requires investment. said this. Similar sentiments have been expressed in year pay power

U.S. other parts of the world, including many states,

but they have committed much more toward their

universities than Ontario has.

the two Reactions to government intiatives over past

have been such remarks years generally preceded by "we've arrived at the corner," as "a good beginning," This been and "we're turning the corner." may have the reasonable for the first six months to a year under the last Liberals, but it is no longer the case. During that election campaign, leader David Peterson pledged would make university a Liberal government financing

a top priority.

At the same time, Mr. Peterson said higher education

would become more accessible. In a 1985 election

he tabloid, New Directions, was quoted as saying, "We

want more students in university, not fewer—we

cannot permit our universities to be returned to a

for preserve a privileged elite," and"the young people

of Ontario are our collective future. We must not shut

them out of an education. Qualified students must be

guaranteed that they will receive this opportunity, that

they will be able to fulfil the promise of our collective future."

Again, in the throne speech last April, the

Government pledged itself to excellence and relevance

in education, and spoke of education being a priority.

Behind the rhetoric, what are the facts?

Operating grants to universities have increased

7.3 the This $86.95-million, or per cent, over past year.

is was a positive first step, but far less than necessary.

At this rate of restoration it will take almost a decade

the simply to redress the severe underfinancing of past. |

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At what costs?

"All music students are expected to give the Dean of the Faculty of Music advance written

notice of all musical activity he or she intends to

undertake outside of the Faculty during the Academic In the student be year. some cases, may

5 advised to curtail such activity.' The above is a new policy introduced by the Dean of the Music Faculty Dr. Gordon K. Greene

at the May 12 Senate meeting. At the time music

students were not informed of its' introduction.

Student senators did realize the not consequences

of the new policy and the motion passed without the senate chair, Dr. John Weir, even requesting to

see "all those opposed."

Dr. Greene said this policy is not "written in stone," however, it will be printed in the senate's

operating manual: the undergraduate calendar; and

it will take another senate decision to change it. There with are many problems the new calendar addendum:

The is policy as stated very ambiguous: exactly

how will the student be "advised to curtail such

activity?" If the student does not curtail such

activity what are the repercussions? With this

policy, there is no system of checks and balances

to guard against administrative bullying. Students for their pay education and they should have the allot their right to time as they see fit:

whether it be for school or extra-curricular

activities.

Attendance at WLU ensembles is already mandatory—student's practice time should not also Do you want to be a 'mercan? be strictly regulated by the administration.

Further, most students won't allow consciously After a fun-filled, alcoholic-frosh-meeting week, their outside interests professional to come into coming up with a column was a little difficult, but i

and I have Guest Comment direct conflict with school commitments. Even persevered found a tooic ro write on Now before I I would like who Greene go on, to tnann everyone admits as much. By suggested alternate topics. These ranged rrom the Blue The between the music student and relationship Jays—who, as of this writing, are in first place and Lewis Spencer destined for World of the teacher is a sensitive Subtle a Championship, to a review The very one. pressure

Coronet at its new location, an assignment I was j can always be applied to the student. This policy particularly willing to pursue but couldn't get The Cord The he has been reason more or iess unchallenged is would both increase and this influence. I legitimize for 1 to pay my although assure you it would most expenses thar ordinary people haven't given the subject s Laurier should be the have been a tasteful not on which piece (no pun intended). lot of careful So what that only stage thought. do you say we Some that I students people, misguided souls, even suggested examine it Come still class can perform. Admittedly, Laurier's music together? on, you're in apologize to the Frosh and the Biz Knobs I that insulted aren't you? is and programme good verging on becoming with last column. Well the frosh, I my although being Now as was told in Economics 100, free trade but does this excellent, mean that need to very bright, for howelse could they gain entry into this they always results in a higher standard of living for both

wonderful little are a have exclusive student's school, little wet behind the ears. countries. I wasn't Dr. rights to every talents? See, always asleep Levesque. About as wet as Niagara Falls and a Business is Degree But while the financial health of the country Yes, this policy might benefit the university, but may about as rare and as useful as possession of the football benefit, Free Trade with the good old United States of individuals will suffer to achieve the for administration's was Laurier's offence in the recent Western football America does have some drawbacks.

goals. season opener. immediate The effect would be a drastic realignment So while I appreciate all of the suggestions, I have of the Canadian economy and, as this is occurring, the decided to write about Free Trade. Hey, now standard of stop living would drop. But that's not the worst putting the paper down! Admit it. Youreally do want to Now part. bear with me here and don't giggle. The

know a little bit more about the big ol' FT. don't you? worst part of Free Trade with the U.S. would be the And since you're probably reading this in class do loss of Canadian I you culture. asked you not to snicker. have better really anything to do? I thought not. NowI know that Thumbnail Editorial no one can define Canadian culture, And in a way you're responsible for own your not even Pierre Burton who everyone thinks is brilliant, for the frosh. Last i recommended demise, except year Pierre Burton. But especially even a simple newspaper that and four of you your friends get together, two of scribe like myself knows that there is a difference you vote for the Progressive Conservatives and Little between American and Canadian culture. Let's leave Thumbs to the who stole the Cord's up jerk two of for the Red Larry Grossman, you vote Big out the fact that 'mercans are more violent than blaster ghetto last week. Now we can buy a new and of Machine, one you vote for those champions of Canadians, their origin being based on revolution and one. The ghetto stole has a bad you speaker and the ordinary: Bob Rae and the New Democrats. The not compromise. Canadians are a calmer, more staid it eats tapes on a basis. Good luck regular idea was to the and keep status quo keep tuition low. people who are trustworthy and therefore that sucker. expect Obviously, judging by the provincial election, a lot of others are as well. didn't you listen to me. But rather than be depressed Americans are takers. Now there is nothing wrong and sit in my room and avoid the student body or weep with that in and I with most cases, but it presents you a I decided and uncontrolably to try give some more you problem when it enters into the Free Trade talks with 112 totally unnecessary and unsolicited advice. So listen Canada. The 'mercans are demanding too much from Editorial opinionsare approvedby the Cord Editorial Boara on behalf of Cord staff up! Canada in these secret negotiations. Brian, Simon, and and are independent of the the Students' Union Student University, and the Davia Peterson, with his landslide victory, has Publications Board. Pat, who are tougher thanboth Mulroney and Reisman decided that the have public given nim a mandate to still are marshmaiiows when it comes to the mercans. EDITORIAL BOARD deal with the Free talks Trade just as he said he would They may complete the task of destroying the the Rob during campaign. This is odd because Dave didn't Furlong. Editor-in-Chief Erika Sajnovic. News Editor before office in country we are able to get them out of Eric Associate News Editor Entertainment Beyer, Kirk Nielsen, Editor say anything about Free Trade dunna the campaign the next election. So, as i see we have two choices. Chris Starkey, Soorts Editor Cori Ferguson, Production Manager it, despite the best efforts of Larry "Two Trains" One. We can start a small brushfire war with a few of

The Cord is publishea the fail and winter academic terms. Offices Grossman and the idealist Bob Rae to the during are pin Premier the Or northern states to show our displeasure. two, located on the second floor of the Student Union at Wilfrid Laurier Building, down. Dave said, Free Trade if but not 75 Ave. necessary we can let know University, University W„ Waterloo.(519)884-2990. The Cord is a member of Dave that while we like his style and Free Trade. Canadian University Press and the Ontario Community Newspaper Association necessarily Tnis is bad because if Mr. were happy to elect him and 94 of his closest friends we Copyright ©1987, WLU Student Publications. No of the Cord be Peterson part may thinks that he has the trust of the of people would it if he scotch Free reproduced without the permission of the Editor-in-Chief really appreciate would any Canada's most populous province to do whatever he Trade deal with Uncle Sam. then those wishes, people could be in a lot of trouble. Do you really want to be a 'mercan? THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 17,1987 the CORD 15

Free the music students Question

University. Landof the free. Home of the occasionally Guest Comment of brave. A wide expanse bleary eyes. The worldTs and most elaborate expensive job-creation program. By it And what does mean anyway? of the Week The social of life aspect university is probably more Bryan Leblanc

than the academic, in certain cases important yet these By Rob Furlong and facets diametrically opposed competing do, in fact, search. Just because someone plays violin in an Case join in an uneasy harmony. in point: music orchestra doesn'tmean they cannot get something out students. of did attend playing in a jazz ensemble or a punk rock group or Why you decide to Laurier? members of Laurier who Hie our community, pursue whatever. Requirements for receiving a passing grade in the musical curious learning arts, are a bunch rarely in a course are set, and it is the students responsibility of the safe confines of seen outside MacDonald House. to ensure they are met. One cannot be forced to pass.

suffer abuse the nandsof the They at over-zealous Business When Faculty begins to regulate your spare time, Administration students because of the and esoteric, there must be a commensurate benefit for giving up native of their academic non-productive, time - like least This allegedly your spare a credit, or at a grade. And these vitai calling. yet individuals are a part of the policy offers none of these.

mosaic which is life. This then academic university regulation, in fact, goes deeper I didn't Senate it treads want to be a number as I Recently, our University passed new additions freedom upon rights of association, would have at Western Toronto to the calender which directly affect all music students. guaranteed on the Charter of Rights. The absurdity of or These new regulations compel music students to the situation would become more apparent (and Leslie Cochrane submit a complete list of all music-oriented extra- opposition would be more vocal, I suspect) if the

curricular (and I use that word in its true meaning here) University suddenly began to restnct a Business the of activities. Further, it gives Dean Music the power students' ability to invest, join in a partnership, or even

ask better that science to (or, put, demand) non-faculty read the Report on Business. Similarly, political

performances and activities be curtailed. This was students could be asked to curtaii membership in a

donebecause a lack of preparation by one member of political party, to refrain from working for a candidate affect the record of their an ensemble can and does entire group. during elections, or even to submit a

This action disturbs me for several reasons. Iwonder reading of newpapers or their watching of television

who these people are to think that they can regulate news. Get the point? Should a music student include

time. fees in their list of someone's spare We, as students, pay to singing the shower in extra-curricular

receive instruction while the university sets academic activities?

requirements in order to ensure quality and acceptable One of the most troubling aspects of this policy is the

standards. A certain of in concentration of in the hands of the Dean of amount guidance, especially power to

the music is in is he who if needs faculty, assumed this equation but when Music. It decides your involvement They gave me money! a guidance councillor (read: professor) has the power to curtailing. No appeal process; no student input; nothing.

have his suggestions enforced as if they were To think that can occur in a democractic society is Scott Pawson ludicrous. commands, an important relationship of trust is thrown M.A. General Expert

in shards the floor. its music deserve from all Guidance, by very nature, is The students support other

voluntary. members of the community in their battle against this

And what about academic freedom? Freedom entails ill-conceived policy. We should all wonder how some-

this the independant quest for knowledge unhampered by thing like can be passed by the Senate (I voted no,

of the We could be questions regarding the propriety or direction your by way). next.

Open forum-600 words or less

Take back the night walk Because of it's reputation for its CO- OP programme.

By Melissa Brandsma that the necessary leadership in helping to assure Shellie Woolham leave students are organized into their groups and the live off 3rd Business Do you campus? Are you concerned about yr. If Concourse on their designated route. you are walking home alone after a night class? Walking home contact interested in volunteering to be a Walker Ditto alone at night can often be a lonely and frightening Melissa of the Safety and Equality Commission at venture and while few incidents of attacks or sexua! 884-1360. assault have actually been reported in this area, the Michele Frieday Don't walk home alone! Walk with us! You won't threat real 3rd Business is a very one. yr. have to about the of attack and and worry oossibiiity you'll The Safety Equality Commission has designed a others with whom walk after the meet you can even program that specifically addresses this concern. The Group Walk Home has ended. Group Walk Home, set to begin September 21 and At the end of the first week of the Group Walk until running October 9, organizes students into groups Home, the Safety and Equality Commission along with according to six pre-designatea routes. the Women's Centre of the University of Waterloo is We would walk encourage everyone who like to a "Take Back The Night Walk". The Take Back home in in the Concourse after their staging a group to meet The Night Walk is a demonstration sexua! ciass. the will against night Once groups are organized they assault, if the you are tired of being frightened by then their When a that do wash begin walking designated route. It was either or my of out alone at and would like to member prospect going night of the group reaches their home, they simply vocalize I your concern then encourage you to join us leave the group. Gerry to take part in this march. Both men and women are the fact that the Walk 19th I would like to stress Group yr. PP&P welcome.

Home is not an escort service but it certainly can prove The Take Back The Night Walk makes women face for those to be an effective means of protection walking At the brutal reality that they could be rape victims. the also home at night. The Group Walk Home is a great same time it gives both women and men the opportunity social vehicle. You will have the opportunity to meet to voice their concern and opposition. Women should new people and have fun walking home instead of not have to fear walking at night. Take back the night trudging home at night, glancing over your shoulder with 25 8:00 us on Friday, September at pm. The march that indeed every once in a while to ensure you are will begin in the Campus Centre at the University of alone. Waterloo and finish in the Concourse here at WLU. Hie Group Walk Home will only be a success if Contact Melissa of the Safety and Equality Commission concerned students participate. Walkers are needed to at 884-1360 for more details. to the be in charge of the six groups and provide Because of the size of the campus

and the student teacher ratio. Open forum-600 words or less Teresa Anna Scott Let's entertain Mother Sociology

By Brad Roberts Okay, maybe they and were necessary a good way to meet but I people, hate it when you've waited for two I this week figured it out; most of our time past as whole hours to get near the front, you're third from "official FROSH's" has been in i mean *!! spent lineups, being served and some guy comes along in a full suit we line for up everything. (what's the matter cold buddy you or sornethin??) and I'm convinced that will downfall of lineups be the tells "You don't you have to be here".

society there is Someday going to be a nation-wide We Line Up for onentation packages, for meals, for announcement to leave Canada. Some uncoordinated "Meet the Dean" for for burnt burgers ('a night, dances, dude in Moscow missed the button for the U.S. and nit la BBQ for ID for tours Because it's close to fluid'), (mug shot) cards, library Canada instead. the enough get Anyway government wili call a (if of for any you went), for more meais, Komedy and decide money and far away enough not to meeting to hand out "Survival Packages" Kabaret, for movies, for still more meais, and finally tor live at nome, .(more thete a on in further article) which of course we'll

Kim - LINE Mitchell. Let's just face it "WE UP" line have to ud for. Just as the first commoner gets

I • Although suppose that is better than WESTERN about third Gord Chalk rrom the front (he had to wait for all the "We Entertain Sister Teresa Every Rotten Night". 2nd Geography men, women and children of the yr. government to go But the the worst lineup was for registration. Here through first), these warheads will hit wiping out the administration all their didn't have one in wisdom just entirety of society. but three for lineup six, count 'em, six lineups (Only it Maybe would be better just to have entertained

more fortunate but I mean Okay, folk, still, really). Mother Teresa. 16 the CORD THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 17,1987

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I love the smell of napalm in the morning... The Scene Lt. Col. Kilgore

Kim Mitchell rocks Super Skate 7

By Kirk Nielsen into the only Patio came a Detroit influence. Mitchell delved past Last years hit, Laterns, Mitchell prides himself on being a Giants Mitchell first once, playing In the World of early in the night as the audience got interested in Canadian artist and doesn'tseem to

Max Webster is dead. live from the Universal Juvenilles album. music he did like much about Long sang along. because not sports, care too breaking into

Kim Mitchell! This used cliche The show with That's the then in the locker with over opened Mitchell played a new song, or being room the U.S. market. Kim second is the message Mitchell was Hold from Mitchell's solo claiming to the audience it sounds "smelly jocks", so instead, he picked Overall the concert was a success

to effort akimbo and probably like Willie or Anne the A Dubois trying convey Saturday night, at alogo, Nelson, Murray, up guitar. laughing c.nd everyone enjoyed themselves, the audience horde counteredthatMitchell Super Skate, before an his best. The enthusiastic called "Where Are We? We Are in only weighed probably due more to being the last the crowd school and wasn't of over 2,000 Laurier students. erupted. However, Rockland, Wonderland"; so typical 40 pounds in high big Orientation event, rather than

fast as there was Kim This isn't saying that everyone quieted down fairly of Mitchell's recent work. Then, able to play sports. everyone being a Kim Mitchell

this drum Paul after a from the band he Mitchell's other fanatic. For agrees with statement. Many a long solo, performed by doing song only interesting those Laurier students

fans still after the second used be he anothernew was that Canadians do Kim wish Max Webster were Delong, song. to in, played comment who had a blast at Mitchell, may

then back called Am A have south of the border of alive, and were expecting Mitchell to Mitchell came onstage song "I Wild Party". not to go to you be reminded the Doug and million and but Mitchell after it artists head do many of the old tunes; a played an entertaining Talking to the show he make big, but some the Slugs show, at the Turret mind. his south while thev qettinq bia. vacations is what they had in uneventful show. mentioned that new album are Friday, September 25.

should be out sometime in March.

The name for the album has not

been decided yet, although they

have narrowed the choice down to

three.

He continued with another new

song, which will most likely appear

on the new album, called Let's Go

It is the of a Back. story pin up girl

and with Kim a porno star taking on

the role of the porno star. The next

song featured his band, featuring another drum solo.

Mitchell ended the show with four

of his best songs, Get Lucky (Boys and Girls), All We Are, Lager and

Ale (there are decisions to be made),

and Go For A Soda, which had a

great intro riff that drove the crowd

that He crazy. However, was it.

came back on to do one encore, the

latest hit off the Shakin' Like A

Human Being album, Easy to Tame;

that isn't a song particularly good,

especially as an encore.

The Cord was given about ten

minutes to chat with Kim Mitchell

after the show.

Mitchell was asked why he wears

the all OPP cap the time (at this

white that concert he wore a cap

said "Kim Mitchell"). He said that it

started off as a joke and turned into

his trademark. Unfortunately, no

one had the foresight to hand

Mitchell Hawk He claims a cap. to

not give a shit that he is going bald,

removed his (he cap while talking

and he his yes is losing hair). And

judging by the trousers he was

wearing, he's not the type to care

about his appearance.

Cord photos by lan Dollar He didn't state any specific

musical influence except the whole

Kim Mitchell rocked for 2,000 Laurier students Saturday night at. flow of music happening in the late sixties. When Super Skate Seven. Mitchell, pictured above, left Max Webster living in Sarnia,

behind and featured band member Peter Fredette (bottom right). Mitchell and his lyricist friend Pye

listened the The successful concert was the final 1987 Orientation event. Dubois (an alias) to sounds of Motown. If there was any

specific influence, it may have been

Why are they singing Get Laid, Get Fucked?

It could have started countless number taste of Canadians, I prayed that it was explanation for this strange happening. It's By Cori Cusak a two most confined to Southern Ontario. Not not students it—it's of ways, but the often suggested so, a just university doing

are Billy boy himself doing it in or a friend in Northern Ontario phoned me and everyone. Well not but a large Some rather bizzare things happen to concert, everyone,

bar D.J. dreamed it drunken asked if I had ever heard of this strange chunk of the bar under 40. It to up one population songs after they are released the general

it could have been from a Mony Mony happening down here. Okay, isn't even restricted to "Get public. The most perplexing is what evening. Maybe yelling Laid,

subliminal in the video or maybe (hopefully), I thought, it was just in Get Fucked"! Last at the Turret happened to Billy Idol's version of Mony message year some

is a knows? Ontario. insightful D.J. Mony. something, if there video. Who suggested everyone yell "Lay is that I The one thing 1 am sure of people Down, Get Sucked" instead (which I have You all know what am talking about. At Christmas, in Calgary, I asked around when never yelled "Get Laid, Get Fucked" since heard in Cambridge and Missisauga). When was the last time were in a bar you and no one had ever heard of the "Get Laud, James and the Shondells did the to and the crowd Tommy that listening Mony Mony Get Fucked" problem was ripping Another thing. How could something like didn't yell "Get Laid, Get Fucked'? I've song. across Ontario. 1 was thrilled. Unfortunately that spread so quickly? If I learned it at heard it that when I listen to so many times hadn't heard it because it was I wouldn't show in I have to admit that when I first heard it I they just yet university certainly up the at home, it sounds sort of strange, its song busy working way across the prairies. By hometown of, say, Kamloops, and start thought it was a local phenomenon that my like it's It to (and I incomplete. is pitiful say June the Mony Mony syndrome had hit full it be kind of appealed only to wasted university students. yelling by myself. Wouldn't that redly don't to mention it here for like force in Alberta. embarrassing? The first people I heard yelling it were a everyone to see) but I sometimes find large of very drunk University of I know can't be it's already group This summer 1 ventured to the West it stopped; myself the missing phrase. humming and I Waterloo engineers, naturally be I don't care Coast and in Vancouver, at a trendy night proven to too strong. really So where did all of this begin? Well, right that it them assumed was probably just that much about it (although I can spot near English Bay, the crowd erupted stopping to now you'd expect me answer my own being obnoxious. I don't like it The one into chants of the phrase, causing me to safely say very much). question, but I can't. I just don't know. It's is it realize that this nightmare has crossed the thing that I really need to know how been A few months later it was being yelled in driving me crazy trying to find out. I well at least from Ontario to started. bars Cambridge and Woodstock, to entire country; am spending sleepless nights pondering that from British Columbia. If out there let I ask has Guelph and the surrounding towns of anyone knows, please me very question —but everyone no I really cannot think of a logical know, so I can sleep yjdea. Toronto. Well, having great faith in the good get again. j 18 the CORD THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 17. 1987

Concert crazy and Pogues Picnic

dance music to mobs of By Steve McLean lyrics again did not make a lot of 3) The Pogues Picnic including around in the mud with 10,000 sweaty skinheads. Go cra-a-a-zy! sense, but that just added to the Head, The Proclaimers, and The others. 7) Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Lick During the summer I had the band's mesmerizing effect. M.E.S.'s Potato 5 The Tins in opportunity to live London, wife Brix's chunky guitar work also Because of all the "Irish for a day" 4) John Cooper Clarke, Jayne With a name from 60's for 12 weeks. The music that she is much more than around I scooped a England proved idiots yelling me, didn't get County B-movie, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill scene in that city is so vibrant that if just a pretty face. It was Siouxsie, to hear much of Head'sset. But with Although I was at first disappoin- what Idol had in that of the black-clad ted that are exactly Billy would you enough sterling your however, most a lineup including a former member J.C.C. was not going to of the sound like if he had some balls. I'm pocket you could see a great act crowd had come to see, as it was her of The Pop Group and Nick have a band or perform any not sure how of the week. As it I of the former off his they do it, but Lick every night was, only U.K. appearance year, Shepherd, guitarist for Joe songs albums, my glumness The Tins managed to blend REM- saw over 50 bands, with the highlight and the debut of the now permanent Strummer's latter-day Clash, they soon disappeared after hearing a style jangly guitar and the occasion- concerts listed below. The artists to five-piece line-up. Doing both recent can't be all bad. few of the warped Yorkshireman's al to their look out live and material well the old the He has of books reggae rhythm traditional for, both on vinyl, as as hits, The Proclaimers are two brothers poems. a couple Celtic folk music. include the Banshees left the white- and should threaten Energetic as their following: a glow on who both look like Buddy Holly and out you your live show is however, it just does pancaked faces of all the goths sound like the Everlys, might have English professors with grievous not successfully translate onto their 1) On around me. had oriented harm if don't make them Gaye Bykers Acid, Psychic they sung politically bodily they somewhat their lamely produced debut TV, Wire, The Fall, Siouxie and songs with thick Scottish brogues. required reading for course. the Dekker be album. Banshees 2) Desmond They are going to be the biggest Jayne County used to a man GBOA Bob Greboes or not, are one of The man who inspired Marley thing since microwaveable haggis. and front a band called The Electric the 8) The Hank Wangford Band filthiest bands to emerge from to start singing celebrated his 44th The Potato 5, with their mentor, ska Chairs. After a series of treatments, the of throw With artists like Dwight Yoakam recent crop decadent British birthday, and did he ever a veteranLaurel Aitken, brought back Jayne County is now a woman and bands. currently enjoying success in Meanwhile, Mr. Genesis P. party. D.D. has sold over 25 million fond memories of 1979 with their performing her old material as well

with the of the records with hits such It number of England, perhaps it is time for that Orridge, along rest as Mek, dynamic set. The Pogues put on a as a new more poppy eclectic PTV and first show and all Youhaven't lived until country's foremost country-rock stage show, has pro- 007, The Israelites (the polished performed tunes. you've band the that reach the 10 in that to cross Atlantic and gain ven to me Godstar is not the reggae song to Top was expected of them, and sat in a cramped dressing room with the acclaim in their Al- With these and drank her bra they so richly deserve. only jewel repertoire. America). songs Shane MacGowan and Jayne sprawled out in and

tend the of smoked than However, as long as Albert Gore though they now to stay away with added bonus some even more was expec- panties, guzzling beer, popping qual-

remains a senator in Tennessee, I from their late-70's material, the special guest toasting by Lee ted of him, but it still seemed as if udes and calling YOU a freak.

cannot see a like Hank recently reunited Wire's set reaffir- "Scratch" Ferry on a medley of there was something missing. I think 5) The Primevals, The Rose Of man (who

likes to perform at Red Wedge and med their status as minimalist versions, it was an Irie occasion not I would have enjoyed jigging to them Avalanche, The Replacements

masters. E. in anti-racism benefits) a The Fall's, Mark Smith's soon to be forgotten. a small club more so than flailing The Primevals featured a singer making big for himself in Nashville. Too who was a dead ringer for Van name 'cause the band cooks. Morrison and a sound similar to The bad, really

Cult's, in the days when they had 9) Buckwheat the words Southern Death preced- Zydeco

Zydeco is a form of ing their name. Rose of Avalanche music which

in the of was disappointing as it seems they originated bayous

have left their Velvet Under- Louisiana. If can music very you imagine with elements of ground-like sound behind in favour jazz, folk, country,

of of and rhythm and blues "CUVE BARKER PROVES HE'S THE NEW becoming a vanguard every- featuring

that with the washboards, accordian and with a thing is wrong current > HORROR KING OF MOVIEMAKERS: lot of the lyrics in | psychedelic metal revival. sung French, you have a idea of what The Replacements have toned might vague —Bill At The i> V Harris, Movies zydeco is all about. I can't down their live show since the ex- Although \ ~j \ : describe I pulsion of Bob Stinson, but remain it, know I like it, and as Buckwheat and his band as one of the premier American are cur- 1 "THE BEST SLAM-BANG, rock and roll bands. They included rently the top zydeco act around, I . \ % loved them. material from all of their albums, as

NO-HOLDS-BARRED, SCARE- well as some of their infamous 10) Husker Du covers of such diverse acts as KISS, 'i' > THE- -OUT-OF / This was that I Billy Swann and Iggy Pop. If The a band thought

could do no Now I am as Replacements don't become as rich wrong. not YOU HORROR MOVIE v* sure. weren't bad and famous as some of the other They by any

artists have from the means, and a bad Husker FOR QUITEA WHILEr fltel to emerge anyways, Du is still better than 95% of Minneapolis music scene this de- anything

there else currently around. They -Screen International cade, is something even more per-

with formed all (or at least of the seriously wrong "the American most) off their way" than I had previously feared. songs most recent LP, ' Warehouse: Songs and Stories, and 1 THE HAVE SEEN : . nothing else. Soon j 6) Bad Manners everything start- ed blend and sound The Specials, The Beat, The to together the

FUTURE OF HORROR - 1 all same in a dizzying blitzkrieg of Selecter, Madness; are gone now,

but remains from that sound from Grant Hart's drum kit AND HIS NAME W[, > one group second of and Bob Mould's (literally) Flying-V > golden age ska music,

** guitar. No smiles, no bet- is clive barker:' i: \«M Bad Manners. "King Kong" Bundy talking ween no acoustic look-a-like, Buster Bloodvessel and songs, guitar, no second his of encore, just me -Stephen King band merrymakers, are still standing there deafened and confused. playing that infectiously irresistible

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On the Planet of the Apes

1. What is the of the name new Pink Floyd album? 2. Name the journalist who wrote Dispatches, his experiences in Vietnam.

3. They Call Me Mr. Tibbs! the was sequel to which Oscar winning film? 4. Who played Mr. Kotter on Welcome Back Kotter? 5. What do U2 call themselves when they get together to play country music?

Who HELLRAISER 6. wrote Swimming to Cambodia? 7. Who directed Swimming to Cambodia? 8. Who the wrote book Planet of the Apes? 9. Name the songs on side six of Yessongs? He'll tear soul 10.According to Rolling Stone, what your apart. was the second greatest album of the last twenty years?

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More Vietnam with Hamburger

Rob Lawson of By blood. However, as Star Trek:

The Movie showed, special effects

films tobe in Vietnam seem vogue do not a movie make. these from Oliver days, Stone's The film's documentary style Platoon to the latest one Hamburger offers little plot or character devel-

Hill. Hill opment. Hamburger is a collec-

Hill, based on a true tion of Hamburger scenes pieced together form- focuses of the story, on the exploits ing a disjointed and directionless

the 101st air- Screaming Eagles, picture. Platoon was more success- borne division, and their to ful attempt in it's attempt to portray the Hill 937 in of 1969. capture May experiences of someone whoactual-

the battle for the During Hamburger ly fought war. Hamburger Hill the American suffered Hill, Army portrays Vietnam from a distance, more than 70% casualties—an atro- whereas Platoon made the viewer

waste lives hill cious of young for a feel as though they were marching abandoned which was almost as through the rainforests of Indochina soon as it was taken. along with the American soldiers. In

Producer Jim Carabatsos, like short, the documentary approach

Oliver has to Stone, attempted por- fails to allow the filmgoer to get tray the horror of his Vietnam ex- involved with the character's situa- perience on film. Carabatsos, how- tion. One leaves the theatre with the

is ever, not as successful as Stone. impression that they have just wit- and Excellent photography stunning nessed a 90-minute newscast. visual effects fail save this film Hill to Hamburger no doubt presents from eternal tedium. Special effects a realistic depiction of what it was

like be supervisor Joe Lombardi, whose to a soldier fighting an elusive

credits include in previous Apocalypse enemy Vietnam. Unfortunately

Now and Raw Deal, went to great the film fails dramatically and them- pains to present a realistic depiction atically. Those who crave non-stop of the war in Vietnam—even to the action will be satisfied but for those

of actual extent using ammunition who want such social niceties, as a during filming. plot, will be disappointed. Compar-

Metal with of Stanley Kubrick's Full ed the current crop Vietnam New Great White has bite Jacket pales in comparison to films Hamburger Hill is second-rate.

Hamburger Hill's graphic war Hamburger Hill is playing at the

Fast Road and On the Edge are all scenes. This film is not recommend- Capitol theatre nightly at 7 and 9:10 By Tony Van Noggeren ed for those who consistent with the rest of the gag at the first sight p.m.. the Once Bitten—Great White album's songs, allowing quality

of Jack Russell's voice to sparkle.

The overall sound on Once Bitten shows a continuation percussion

of Great White's formula of 70's Once Bitten is great; the production

on this disc are style rock with a sound that is qualities very high. Love modern enough for the late 80's. The soothing ballad Save Your

The first makes ballads by other bands pale two songs, Lady Red

in It serves as a Light and Gonna Getcha are fast comparison. very tasteful close and hard rockers that showcase the way to out a great

album. There isn't a weak on more-than-capable guitar prowess song Once is of Mark Kendall. These are followed Bitten; every song capable of its by the first single, Rock Me, which is standing on own. Jack Russell's smooth, bluesy a masterpiece; not only the best

of vocals are instrumental in giving song on the album but also one Once Bitten its definitive 70's feel. the best singles in 1987. It combines

feel with sheer Infact, Russell's singing can be favour- a very strong, bluesy ably compared to Robert Plant's hard rock power to create a superb

(while he was the Led Zeppelin piece of music. All Over Now picks Speaking of Plant, there up where Gonna Getcha left off: an frontman).

all-out rocker that is is no doubt that Great White are a great song, Led despite its inability to match the sounding as Zeppelinish as any

band could sound (except for transforming Great White into a impact of Rock Me. rock outfit. Lardie Michael and it's not a bad five-piece also Mistreater opens Side Two with White); and idea: their are much better produces engineers Great an accoustic introduction that adds songs White's well of class than a lot of stuff coming out these albums, as as assisting a touch to this song before Michael in the of most of the band's Mark Kendall kicks in with his elec- days. Keyboardist Lardie writing

tric Never has become a permanent member, guitar. Change Heart, continued on page 21 For Art's Sake and Mine

If haven't tossed namesake By Ian t. Kelso you this editorial into its

and still have the are reading, you now opportunity

To the best I know how: listen few of sum things up way try to (or malchance) to to (or read) a my

if with of conceptualize, you will, a man no arms or legs theories. First all, art is not something one should

hanging on a wa11... just leave laying around. It can be dangerous. Children

In times of was some- should with Art should be taken past, my understanding art never, never play art. what more complex than it is today. My brain has no more than three times a day and only after meals.

since suffered the wrath of over fifteen years of Never drink or take other drugs while taking art. Art

is should in organized education. Art, to me, now a very simple not be smoked, injected or taken internally

It thing. any way, shape or form. should be seen, heard, felt,

The first thing I want to settle on is a working or smelled. Art should never be placed into or even

of It definition art. is completely necessary. I know close to a refuse receptical. Confused? If yes, read on.

about this If If you're just to junk editorial, or perhaps no, please contact your analyst. you don't have

it with I more practically, cover Co-op Kitty Litter. one at present, have several telephone numbers you

Wait. Trust me. can use.

"works the I I've do. Definitively, art is produced by con- Well, guess got some explaining to

scious of skill and creative I know: I should with which I use imagination." Perhaps start my childhood,

Mr. Webster told me so. That rules mentioned before. I had infantile I out everything one. In my way, read here It's you've so far. alright. This is the always knew what was art and what was not art. This

Pail. Do feel foolish a and Garbage you reading garbage particular disillusionment was, is, a popular one. I pail? That's alright too. feel foolish writing one. We're I've crossed paths with more than one art teacher

to. who also in their infantile what and supposed knew, way, was art

what wasn't. At first it is very easy to fix everything

illustrate into is The next matter of business is to clearly one sees a preset category. Filing a very logical

It Not humanfunction. for how this relates to real life. doesn't. anymore. Unfortunately humans, art rarely

life's the realm of like love is Certain artists have made it their work to prove falls into logic. Art, and war,

irrational it this definition false. They succeeded. One may now quite an thing. Irrationality carries with the if produce art without skill or consciousness. I wonder inability to completely understand. I don't understand doubt I under- Van Gogh painted in his sleep. Perhaps he did. I very much anymore when it comes to art.

Mount Rushmore was sculptured somnambulistically. stand much less now than I did as a child. That's the I Then again the question arises: is Mount Rushmore way like it. That, my friends, is education.

art? I think so. And so we beat 0n... 20 the CORD THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 17,1987

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While new Dio is different

If 19 ing. you're musical taste includes mentioned) with Naked In the Rain continued from page Me and I Dio, tallica, Queensryche, or Iran Could Have Been A Dreamer material. Maiden (all bands that David R. being the best tracks. When A

There is a certain aura of classi- Chastain "wouldn't mind Woman is HEAR HEAVEN playing in") Cries a very Rainbow-ish about Great White's new ness then should track that MK* you hear The 7th of (R.J. Dio era, of course) is g combined with the consis- album, Never. probably the best vehicle on Dream that "HAIR DESIGN tent high quality of every song, Professional || Euil for Goldie's style of playing. It 112 make's it one of the best albums Hair Care P::,dml will be to hear Goldie Dream Evil—Dio very interesting WITH YOU IN MIND" f released this year. reproduce the early Rainbow

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Man On the Silver in ■ « and other Dio Mountain) live Dream Evil any The 7th of Never—Chastain concert. Despite the obvious album. The addition of guitarist absence of Vivian Campbell, Dream Graig Goldie to the band has Chastain is one of two groups that Euil is a fine album from the Dio changed the flavour of the music a feature the awe-inspiring guitar licks band. great deal, although not necessarily

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become Whitesnake's gain it could September 26 Lee Aaron at be disputed whether Guiffria's loss ■ fjjj Harpos, Detroit jm 112 is Dio's gain.

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SPORTS

Impotent offence, Western ground game key to 23-9 defeat

Golden Hawks trampled by Mustangs

By Dave Agnew had and he knows but into of Con- an impressive drive to quarterback Rod Philp completed a bad game it, game a comedy errors. produce

14 of 26 we'll work said fusion in the Laurier's touchdown on pass attempts for a meagre on it," Newbrough. reigned Golden Hawk only an

Last Saturday the total 112 selection tried otherwise bleak and afternoon, of yards. In comparison, Poor play also contributed backfield as an unsure Philp in rainy day. Golden Hawks Wilfrid Laurier foot- the Mustang offense gained 163 to the Hawks' demise. vain toexecute the option play. First After ball team the 1987 an interception by defensive opened season yards on the ground and pivot Jon In the opening minutes of the it was a fumbled snap, then a drop- back Carl Zell, the Hawk offense with a disappointing 23-9 loss to the Jurus for both had trouble was good 203 yards game, teams mov- ped handoff. Western converted marched down Yates Cup champion the field. Long gains defending through the air. Head coach Rich ing the ball. After Western punter both opportunities into field goals to made Western at J.W. Little were on a pitch and run play Mustangs described Macoritti the take a 16-0 lead. Newbrough the game as Ray opened scoring to Rohan and Stadium in London. with Joseph a 19-yard pass "Laurier's worst offensive display in a single, Mustang linebacker An exciting 42-yard punt return On soaked reception by Doug Reid. A quick a slippery, rain field, 20 years". Mike Lafontaine intercepted a Philp by Cambridge native Rob Kent set pass to Evraire in the flat a Laurier's offensive unit struggled Laurier's first the and short If the scant yardage totals didn't up score of game. inside run by Gerritsen moved the the Hawk run- After defensive interference throughout game. destroy any hope of winning, eight a pass to short time ball the Mustang 12-yard line. ning backs were stopped Laurier turnovers did. In addition to call moved the ball to the Mustang From hit 5'10" timeand the there, Philp receiver after passing game was five team fumbles, Philp was inter- 18-yard line, the Hawks were threat- Joe ineffective. Nastasiuk with a lofty pass on a equally cepted three times. "The offense ening to finally get into the end zone. well-timed pattern. The two Laurier rushers combined for a point just broke down on techniques. But a quick option pitch to all star

convert attempt failed, and it was a 67 yards on the ground and reads weren't receiver Ken Evraire and short paltry Philp's very good. He a case of "too little, too late". As screen pass to big 6'l" 230 lb. full- Newbrough put it, "With any offense back Luc Gerritsen failed to gain a all would at we have been okay." first down and placekicker Steve

The Rainey came on to record his first score would remain 23-9 as

field goal of the season. Western was content to run out the

More Golden Hawk futility clock in the final minutes of play.

ensued in the final quarter, how- Rich Newbrough This was obviously not one of

Laurier's better efforts, but the team offering to set up the game's first

escaped with no and touchdown. On the scoring play, major injuries looks forward rematch s'B" 170 lb. running back Rob now to a the Waterloo Warriors in Stewart took a pitch from quarter- against the back Jon Jurus and scampered upcoming Shinerama Bowl. The Golden Hawks humbled around the right end untouched for the Warriors 25-0 in the major. The convert was success- pre season play, but Waterloo has since ful and the first quarter ended with improved

then, in a 28-14 Western leading 8-0. playing well loss to the U. of T. Blues last "If The second quarter was Friday. our think it's be somewhat uneventful as the guys going to a picnic,

said Mustangs added two more points they're crazy," Newbrough. Game time is 2:00 P.M. this on missed field goals of 22 and 24 Saturday at yards. Laurier's defense was keep- nearby Seagram Stadium. the in the at this ing team game Joe Nastasiuk the offense point, as continually It Footnotes: was the fourth

failed to mount a drive of sub- as the who any ever, Mustangs' Stewart, straight in the last three game years stance. "Overall, the defense played has replaced departed Hec that these two teams have met in the a pretty good game," said Creighton winner Blake Marshall, pouring rain. One problem the coach- have Newbrough. "It could been 21- broke a punt return for 50 yards. staff ing encountered was a lack of

0 at the half." Some good work on Punter Ken Evraire made a touch- headphones to communicate bet- special teams by Ken Evraire, Rob down saving tackle, but it was to no the ween spotters booth and the

Kent and Clive Tharby also helped avail, as Western connected for six field. Western's coaching staff had

the offense on the fine to keep Mustang at bay. very next play on a diving worked out a signalling system. Even Western took a 10-0 lead in the so, catch end zone by Mark Thus, not needing the audio equip- into the locker room. Regan. ment, Western denied headphones In the third quarter, Laurier Down 23-3 late in the Philp game, to Laurier's staff. Now that's home- turnovers threatened to turn the settled down finally and engineered field advantage.

First win over Western Lady Hawks 2nd at U of T

By Carol Walter and Rob Mann around Western's left backfield and plied by the Western offence.

fed the ball into the crease to area Hughes made several great saves in Football If last midfielder Kathleen Doyle, who Roundup weekend's University of the game, and her agility and Toronto Women's Invitational snapped the Western twine for confidence in challenging UWO

indication Laurier's third Western scored YORK 33, GUELPH 24 soccer tournamentis any goal. attackers prevented several Western this In the surprise result of the week, of how year's women's soccer break-away chances.

season will unfold—then OWIAA the York Yeomen downed the the Laurier's round-robin success

should look for with 2-0 of the Guelph Gryphons 33-24. Guelph out the Lady soccer continued a shutout

finished in second place at 5-2 in Hawks. The surprising squad host University of Toronto Lady defeated 1986, reaching the Yates Cup Western in their march Blues. The Hawks were led by goals

to an 3-1-1 tournament from midfielder Daniella championship game. impressive first-year

The Yeomenwere mired in a fifth- record. Avramovic and veteran Kathleen

coaches place tie with Windsor at 3-4. New Syed Mohammed Doyle. Blair Fowlie's second-half and Ron March Veteran quarterback Adam watched proudly goal gave the women a hard-earned from the Karlsson, who threw for 222 yards, sidelines as their well- 1-1 tie with the York Yeowomen.

By Chris Starkey is perhaps the class of the league conditioned team tamed the The most lopsided win of the

this and will be the Mustangs (last season's top team in tournament 6-0 of the year certainly at was a burying the with masterful centre of any York resurgence. province) a Brock Badgers. Fowlie got Laurier display of technical skills, stamina WINDSOR 24, MCMASTER 19 on the scoresheet first, heading in

and speed. The 3-1 was The Lancers (3-4 last year) TORONTO 28, WATERLOO 14 triumph the the opening goal and adding another

first ever Lady Hawk in contest. showed themselves to be a much The Friday night match-up be- victory over later the Doyle, Lisa Fee,

OUAA the Mustangs. improved team as they downed Mac tween the doormats, and newcomers Joanna March and

The Lady Hawks outran the 24-19 last Saturday. McMaster was featured the Toronto Blues doubling Lorainne Paulo also tallied for the

4-3 28-14. Western defence for their two first Golden Hawks. last season, good for fourth the Waterloo Warriors Blair Fowlie half markers. Striker Lisa Pell place, but the Marauders have lost The Blues, who finished 5-2 last took The team's game against Guelph their lone goal late in the on the Warriors advantage of a through ball from game a ended deciding the tournament muchof their defence, which was 62 year, jumped on early. up penalty kick. midfielder Blair Fowlie to the and the side's in the OUAA in 1986. Two first quarter TD's by the special open championship was Rookie keeper Windsor blocked and Hawk scoring and later capitalized Lynn Hughes test. Playing in their third was led by tailback Chris teams (a punt an toughest stood tall in the Laurier on a Leslie Leader feed. net, holding Porter who rushed for 111 yards and interception) put Toronto ahead to under the continued 25 In the second Lisa Fee deked up intense pressure on page two touchdowns. stay. half, ap- THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 17,1987 24 the CORD

Soccer men regain winning form

Special to the Cord Zulaini to Fatriquin. The former OUAA West all-star

calmly stroked the ball past the sprawling goalkeeper to the Golden Hawks After their less than successful pre season trip to give their three-goal margin of

Massachusetts last weekend, the Laurier men's soccer victory. booster. team received a much-needed confidence Although largely untested, Laurier goaltender Derek This came in the form of a 3-0 shutout victory over back Zapp turned the few shots the Condors managed Conestoga College at Doon last Thursday. to get away to record the shutout. After a sluggish start by both sides, Scott Patriquin

of the The team McMaster fired a volley off Conestoga crossbar. Moments played arch-rival on Wednesday,

later, Roy Abraham opened the scoring on a brilliant with the services of all their Canadian Soccer League

individual effort. players. McMaster, on the other hand, has several headed free At the 35-minute mark, Joe Formica a players on the Hamilton Steelers squad which is playing

kick from Patriquin into the six yard box. Five-year in the CSL final in Vancouver this weekend. Coach Hawks off the ground: Laurier got back on track with a 3-0 exhibition man Kevin Adams raced under the pass and headed in Barry Lyon is hoping the Steelers will insist that their win over Conestoga College last Thursday. Scott Patriquin (above) the Hawks' second sit the Laurier goal. young stars out game to prevent injury, scored one goal and assisted on another as the Hawks tuned for up ball Laurier rounded out the scoring on a fine bytstiU remains confident that his side has the horses their first test against rival McMaster. big Cord fi]c h p otos through the Conestoga defence from rookie Dan to take on the full Mac squad.

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the game against Western with Usually OWIAA cellar-dwellers, 305 - 232 N. back-to-back game, women King women's anticipation—even with a newly the soccer Hawks are on dropped a disappointing decision to Waterloo. Ontario 746-2510 found appetite for Western the way If the Mustangs play the Gryphons. Trailing 2-0 in the victory. up. like

is on a three-game losing streak they did this weekend, will second half, the somewhat past they

after being defeated on the weekend be heading for the exhausted spirits of the team were glue factory. lifted by another Fowlie score.

Despite outplaying the Guelph side for the rest of the match, the Lady Hawks were unable to put the Sports quiz into equalizer the Gryphon cage.

Coach Syed Mohammed was By Brad Lyon obviously elated with his team's performance, commenting that the Questions: team's 1. In the 1985 the discipline, talent and most playoffs, A 1 Oliver was Toronto Blue Jays hitting star. the Who did trade importantly, way the veterans they to acquire Oliver? and 2. the 1968 rookies "blended" together were In World Series, Detroit Tigers' 31-game winner Denny the keys to their success. The McLain was upstaged by another Tiger pitcher whowon a record three

problem that Mohammed thought games. Who was he?

he had with 3. Dent was goalkeeper Lynn Hughes Bucky the New York Yankee playoff hero in 1978 hitting a is now considered non-existent. 3-run homer to defeat Boston. Who was Dent eventually traded to?

Hughes four in 4. What WHA star not allowed in the 1972 gave up only goals was to play Canada/Russia ￿ Tonite I five games and recorded two shut- series? I 1 outs. When asked about Hughes' 5. Who coached the 1972 Team Canada versus Russia? Who for the play, Mohammed could use the 6. played goal Czechs in the final game of the 1976 Canada I only ￿ Thursday adjective "amazing!" The MVP's for Cup tournament, allowing Darryl Sittler's winning goal in overtime?

the 7. Bear Lady Hawks were Blair Fowlie What Chicago starting safety and former all-star sat out the

and Bowl season in 17 Daniella Avramovic, both of Bears' Super winning 1985? j Sept j whom 8. This former Kansas Chief coach and Buffalo Bill played outstanding soccer City present coach both back. Name ' on and from the ball. was followed to K.C. by a star CFL running him. ' away ￿ I has 8:00pm The Lady Hawks are riding high 9. Which famous place-kicker played in three professional football

on their - NFL and USFL? new-found success. They leagues CFL,

finished tied for first with the 10. Name the three members of the squash-happy Khan family. Gryphons, but because of the loss | Sinden Harry 5. j were relegated to Jahingir Aziz Sharif, 10. second place. The and Bobby Hull 4. ￿ Thousands of dollars in & cash ￿ tournament results turned out to be Andrusyshyn Zenon 9. prizes Rangers Texas The 3. a pleasant Rodgers Johnnie 8. surprise and have boosted Mickey Lolich 2. cover *300 the Lady Hawks' Bell Todd 7. ￿ morale and con- Matuszck Len 1. ￿ Tonfce only fidence tremendously. Dzurilla Vladimir 6. They are now Answers: THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 17,1987 - 26 the CORD

Cheerleaders are "hip" to new moves

chauffeur Don Smith. The full-time the final of with the cohesive Golden Hawk By Jacqueline Slaney day competition. looking forward to an exchange squad

instructors, chosen from various The first rate operates under the Boston College to cheer at a basket- anxious toavenge Western this Nov-

"Better than ever" describes the the United the ball for each team. ember. Although this year's team squads across States, stringent regulations set by game respective Laurier into three levels U.C.A. The is has been has team spirit of the Wilfrid divided the schools U.C.A. the governing Recently, the squad been practicing already, new

advan- of North each students to cheerleading Hawks, following a of competition: intermediate, body cheerleading in practising at least four hours are encouraged strongly WLU America successful week at a cheerleading ced and elite. The squad and is predominantly con- day, as well as participating in try out, especially prospective men, cerned with in camp at Rutgers University in New competed in the advanced division safety. There are no several frosh week events. The new as traditionally, they are greater

The will the elite level of this calibre in Canada. will be chosen this week and demand. Jersey. camp was run by and proceed to camps yet squad schools Universal Cheerleading Association next summer, as they proved their Among the other com- will consist of seven women, seven

(U.C.A.) and entailed six days of ability to successfully complete fund- peting were Fenn State, Ohio State, men and possibly two substitutes.

innovative skills. In Boston the learning new pyramids, cheers, amental and Villanova, College, George- Two years ago, cheerleading

most stunts and safety. fact, the Hawks won the im- town, Maryland and Temple. Ac- Hawks won the inaugural CIAU

to The WLU squad was represented proved squad trophy. Evaluated cording Laurier cheerleader championships. Their second-place awards Heather the WLU by thirteen members including their daily, WLU received top on Muir, squad is standing in last year's nationals has

the U.C. A. this Posed for action: Golden Hawk cheerleaders attending camp summer (top

left to right) Paula Arsenault, Sue Young, Christine Spence, Mary Ruf, (middle left to right) Don Smith, Steve Morrison, Steve Smith, Clark Olson, Rob McLeod, (bottom left to right)

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