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Jiursday, iept. Coffee House sponsored by the Webb Auditorium Visiting Filmmakers CAU Ritskellar College Activities Board-open to 7:00p.m. Workshop- featuring Brock 4p.m.-7p.m. all! Featuring the Al Christenienserx Maylath's HOUSE OF TRAILERS ]azz Quartet. sponsored by RIT and Eastman CAU Cafeteria Welcome Back Concert House. 9:00p.m.-1:00a.m. featuring Upward Force (Jazz Fusion Ingle Auditorium Band) and The Ken Hardy Playboys 7:30p.m. Talisman movie: True Stories (Rock Classic Band) sponsored by 9:15p.m. Talisman movie: Heavy Metal Phi Kappa Tau and CAB. Clark Gymnasium COMEDY NICHT featuring Admission T.B.A. (see separate 8:06p.m. Dennis Miller of Saturday hJight event calendar. Live-sponsored by College Activities Board Tiday, Sept. RIT CARNIVAL! Admission- $2.50 Admmstrafite Rides: adult and kiddie (FREE) Circle Cames: something for everyone; ll:30a.m.-3:30p.m. try your luck-win great prizes!! Proceeds benefit the Student Emergency Fund. Concession Stands: popcorn, snow cones and cotton candy; proceeds benefit the Student Emergency Fund.
Two exhibitions: CAESAR the BIC "RASSLIN" 12:15p.m.-2:45p.m. BEAR, always open to a challenge. Who will volunteer to wrestle the 800 lb.?? Caesar-he's funny, he's Saturday, Sept. 19 Annual FALL OUT Sol Heuman/Gibson Quad gentle, he's fantastic... a lifetime 10:(X)a.m.-6:OOp.m. fundraiser. remembrance!!! Activities include: face-painting, dunkin' booth, air-band contest and Two exhibitions: THE SENSATIONAL LEICHS sporting events between floors and 12:15p.m.-2:45p.m. performing on the Original GlAbJT a live band playing all afternoon SPACE WHEEL (the Acme of (T.B.A.) Aerial Thrill Acts) 1:00p.m. Women's Tennis match: RIT vs. Roving Clowns performing Wells College (home) "Pocket Magic" and Balloon Sculptures throughout the day Ingle Auditorium Talisman movie: Heavy Metal 12:15p.m. CLOWN MACIC SHOW (one 7:30p.m. Stories show only) 9:15p.m. Talisman movie: True SPECIAL FOOD SERVICE Theta Xi Theta Xi's Climbing Down the Pole CARNIVAL MUNCHIES 9:00p.m.-2:00a.m. Party. Bring I.D. throughout the day (hot dogs, hamburgers, hot cider, soda, etc.) Events will be interpreted for the Hearing Impaired September 18. 1987 CONTENT^^^^1 1 M LmtK 1 JI S Volume 64. Number 2
Reportage 6 Scoreboard 26 Departments l'()VV7MIA Aw.iniu'ss WVckeiul Marls Women's vollevhall has a sticmg start Letters 4 lodav ill College L iiion l<)l)l)v. with wins in the Brockpoit Zodiac 13 I'arking Lot Committee is reinstated. lournament. Tab Ads 28 and is working with Campus Safety to A well balanced women's soc c er team Bloom County 29 resolve paiking prolilems. tioimced St. )ohn Fishei 'JO. What's Happening 30 A i*>.")H plioto giaduate. Jim l.arag\. Harriets fair well against nationalh Cover: diplays an exciting exhiliit. ranked team. MIA/1»()W —Both sides 1 beta Xi tiaternitv sponsors I'olesit '87 Joe Dioguardi led men's Tigei soc c ei to to raise $.')()()() for Multiple Sclerosis. a .'LO w in ovei .Mfied Photo By: Walid RaacI Features 10, 14, 16 Meet your six college Representati\es at Large. Wheel I hair auc tion and Faith Mealing at the Wat Memorial with the liapp\ Munteis. ,\ very personal look at the last d.i\ of the Vietnam Wat. Reproview 22 (ieVa I heatie open their L>87 l<)88 season with Prii'ate Lives running f rom Septemfiei 8 thiougli ()c tol)ei 10. 1087. .After seven long .iwited veais. 1 he Crateful De.id piesents In I'he Dark.
REPRORLE Iwo thousand four liuudred and fate of a son. a son in law. .md a c laimr What w ill it take to see that all sixteen men and women are still listed linsliand and father. And one name was live POWs ate letnrned. it they want to as prisoners of" war (POW) or missing sniitiactedfiomtlie list of POW/MIAs. he repatriated, along w itii all MI.As that in action (MIA) in Southeast .Asia. 14 I wondei if Smith, like me .nid a lot can lie located? People, people putting yeais after the majoi w itfidrawal of L'..S. of otiiei stndenis at dial time wlio piessiire on tlieii goveriiemiit ofTic ials. troops fiom X'ietnam. Inc luded in this could no longer atfoid the cost of Being a V ietnam \et. tiie list of list ate l.')3 from New York and iJ fiom college and know ing tfiat. once out of POW/MI As. as with tlie ii.imes on the tlie local flve eountv .uea. I hese ate the scliool. we would lose our dr.ift Wall, ate tiot an .ihstiact tahnlation. numbers, and as tec hnic al |)eople. wc. defeiiiient. enlisted in the N'.iw. Air Somewlieie in those lists at e .i ft ieiicl, are trained to consider nnmheis and Foiceor National (inard so we wouldn't a c lassmate, a conn ade in at ins. I do not facts to he of primary importance. end up ill Vietnam. But we accepted expec t you to feel the commitment to Behind these nnmhers are real out respoiisihilitN when we leceived this issue I. otliet veteians and tlieii people. As real as your roommate oi our orders. families do. But give the issue a little the persoti sittitig tiext to von in class. Not all POW/MIAs were militarv time todav. Find a few minntes to give- 1 his analogv is not too far off since peisoiiiiel. I liei e was Sean FIvmi. l ime to the POW/MI.A issue-. Information on most of these men and women were M.iga/iiie pliotograpliei. and Dana acticities can he foniicl elsewliete in afxnit tlie same age as yoni loommates Stone. CBS c.mieiamaii. c aptniecl on RF.PORIF.R. and fellow classmates when thev went April I). 1970 and repot ted exec nted in to wai. niicI I97I. Two years later on April 2(). One of tlie 'nnmliers' was ex RI I 1972 two L'PI reporters were captured student. .Air Force Sergeant F.dward at a roadblock. I hev are still listed as Smith. Ji. fiom Red Cieek in Wavne POWs. along w ith other c ixiliaiis. Countv. His plane was shot down on I liere is .i historic a! pei spec live in Maicli 29. 1972 over Laos. Seigeant all this. I he I'liitecl States lias left .All I lioi Smith's remains were interted this POWs in World War II. Koiea and V (i()()7 summer. Now there arc three fewer Southeast Asia. Fliis is nii.icceptahle. families that have to wonder about the Are these people disposable, as some
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We here at As a fourth vcar student living in tlie Res- Wl I R tee! this service is a vital link EditorinChief ideiue Halls 1 have gone through two move lietween ourselves and the stndent hocly, ins and pai tii ipated in the otiiei two. K.ic li aclmiiistratioii. .nid facnltv of Rl l. As of Mils Morgan \ear I have lead the aitide in Rn'OKItR this veai. howevei, Rl l liockev on WI TR Managing Editor about "move-in" dav, and it botlietx me that may no longer he possible. not one article mentioned amtliing about l lie .Athletic Department has dec ided Steve Waterloo the work put into the halls for "move-iir (l.i\ to impose its own restrictions on the Executive Editor Ol wliat liap,X'iis after SOS unloads tlie caix Wl 1 R jiroclnc lion of Rl 1 hockev. l liey Kris Argento I would like to take this ripportutiity to have iiiaiiclatecl that the existing on-air thank all of these |K"ople and to let students peisoiialities no longer he allowed to cover Senior Editor know just how much time and eiieigv went the games hec.inse thev ate not RIT Bill Amstutz into "opening dav." stncleiits. altliongli tlic*v .ne Rl I .ilnmiii. Me%vs Editor For the Resident .-Xdvisois. House Fnrthermoie, the .-Vtliletic Department li.is Managers, and Senior Staff of eadi area, stated that thev don't even want these men James Ferme "move-in" da\ firings .ifxint nervousness and to assist in the tiainiiig of new .ninonncers Copy Editor aiixietv. I hev all have spent .i long week .nicl eiigineeis for the procinctioii. 1 liis Marco Abundo tt~aitiiiig. learning, and woiking together for stand makes tlie Wl IR procinctioii of tliis dav and coming veat. I can reiiienilier cohesive liockev coverage a near Reporters vvlien I picked n|) tin kevx tlie area staff iiii lossiliiiitv. Wl l R must lie .iliowed to Maxine Isaacson made me feel welcome. It was the exti.i nti i/e .ill possilile assets in an eiicle.ivoi to tAark Tiffany things they did to make me feel welcome. Jilt toget let snccessfnl coverage for tlie Brian Dempsey Name tags on the doors, warm gieetings. lockey team. Fliis means tli.n tliese two Adnan Derti genuine concern, and intoriiiation sharing ainmiii mnst fje at least l>e allowed to train Barton Fiske weie just a few of those extra things that a new staff for game coverage. Entertainment Editor welcomed me to RI T. 1 lie .Atliletic Department lias .ilso It is not easy to answer those same decicieci that they need a stndent "Voic e of Craig Veconi (|nestioiis that are asked over and over Rl 1 Hockev" that tlie fans will lecogni/e. Entertainment Writer again, hut it's done with loads of Our alumni annonncer has often found Doug Jerum entlinsiasni. It was obvious that eiiergv and liiniself singled out as the "\'oice of RIT p.itience were necessities tor "opening Hockev" f rom the midst of a ciowd. Also. Sports Editors dav." Resident Advisois. House Managers, Ijccanse the "Voice" is an engineering stafT Marnle Salisbury .nui Senior Stall. I tli.nik von tor all vour as well as annonncer. the piocliic lion te.iin Chris Martin time, eiieigv. .nid eiitlinsiasm. It was mncli covering a game must he well ac c nstoiiied Sports Writers appieciated and did not go iiiinoticetl! to the rigois of the task. .At the moment, Last lint not least, the professional staff these two alnnini are the onlv people we Jeff Gibb Greg House in the Residence Life Department weie have capable of doing a piopei job of Photographers just as dedicated as the test of tlie coverage. We have a responsibility to our Bruce Strong department. I liev ate not just fignrelieads listeners that we take verv seriously. We Paul Buckowski tint sit lieliincidesks; thev work just asliaid cleHnately want to continue coverage of Walid Raad .IS tlie rest of ns. 1 lie staff field last-miiinte Rl l" hockey, hnt we need more freedom to Ken Huth meetings to work out tliose unexpected or piodnce the coveiage in a cohesive .nid potential prohlems. Ihev were not with niiclerstaiidahle manner. Cartoonists their faniilv and friends on "move-in" dav. l lie Athletic Department has no role Mike Kerwin Instead they weie here to work out in dictating pioclnc tioii policv to Wl l R. Steve Casino pidlilenis. offer suggestions, talk to We piovide a v.ilnahle service tor them Production Managers concerned patents, .md most iniportiiiitly and the Rl 1 commnnitv with out hockey offer support to the rest of the coverage. Ciiveii time, we could field a Annamarie Daane clepartmeiit. snitaijie procinctioii staff out of tlie Suzanne Shade .•\s von can see "move in" dav is more stndent fjody. lint we mnst lie given tliat Production Staff than just niiloading c ars and dropping off time and we must Ijc allowed to use tlie Ellis Canal Beth Ploeger ingg.ige; it is a dav when patience, existing staff to train tlie new staff. 1 lie Mike Brunzell Lee Bartell eiitlinsiasm. support and teamwork go Athletic Department cannot fje allowed to Jeff Wasiiko Jordan Neuringer liaiid ill hand. In c losing. 1 wonld just like dictate how Wl I R will cover the hockey to sav thanks to everyone tli.it iiio.icle scliednle. l hat decision is a responsihiiity Advertising Manager "opening clay" a snccessi It was olivions of the Wl 1 R hoard of directors. Victoria Vavrinec tli.it the stndents weie and still ate vour Advertising Representative iinmlier one priority! wrm Robert Williams Lisa Phelps Calendar Coordinator Area Adminstrative Assistant Scott Traylor Haker/('.(ilh\/(',leason Letters Must Be Business Manager Submitted By Tuesday Kathy Salerno HocKey VoicG In Jeopardy 4:00 p.m. To Reporter Office Distribution Staff A-283, C.U Over the past few years. \\ 11 R has been Andy Minnick providing a service to the Rl 1 .-Vtliletic Mark Contino Department and the Rl 1 commntiity hv Advisor hroaclcasting coverage of the Rl l liockey games. 1 his ser\ ice has lieeii at no expense Elaine Spaull September 18, 1987 Complete Take Out Menu Available
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In 1973. families were concerned with letters to Piesidetit Reagan and Congress. and a cliiircli seivice following. retrieving POVV/MIA's ftom Southeast The letters and petitions ate to ni.ike the One coiuern of the Office of Veteians Asia, loday, 14 veais later, it has hecome go\eriiiiieiit aw.ire that people ate still .Vffaiis is tli.it stndents ate not pioperly a general issue and is a sensitive topit in conceiiied. Red t ihhons will he distiih iiitoniied of the re.il stoiv lieliind Viet Congress. Ilieie ate veteians oigani/a nted din ing the d.i\. The t ed i ihlion is the Nam .111(1 tlie POW/MIA issue. " l lie Viet lions Irving to make the pnhlic mote .iware national svmhol for POVV/.Vll.Vs. Members N.nn W.n is not (oveied extensiveh in of the 2.400 POVNVMIA's still in Southeast of the RTT Veteians CInl) and the Office niativ liistorv textbooks. There at e usually Asia. I'he Viet Nam Veterans Association of Veterans Affairs conveved that when tlie nianv cliaptets covering other historical (W.A) is coopeiating with the Office of clinrt fi liells at the Intertaitli Center chime wars, and onlv a few pages ti\ and covet Veterans Affairs and the RI I" Veterans at noon, students should take .i moment the cotitioveisv of Viet Nam." ( An asphalt crew works to lay down the beginnings of "the loop road " that will eventually link the southern half of the RIT property, under construction, and the northern half, the existing campus. 6 September 18, 1987 RIT Tries To Resolve Parking Problems The lack ol available parking spaces has vehicles. Campus Satetv has taken There are no new parking areas being become a majoi issue at Rl 1. The iiumhei measnies to alleviate the problems caused planned for the apartments or residence of studeittV with cars on campus is liy this disclepaiicy. iialls. except at the fire access lane outside increasing, atid it is extremely dittlcnlt to According to .Meredith, one ot of (irace Watson Hall. The parallel find legal parking. RTF adtninistrators and Campus Safety's new polic ies is suspended parking area will be changed to angle Campus Safety .ne aware of tliis and arc ticketing. After 11 a.m. on .Mondays. parking, adding between five .md ten new- looking for ways to lesolve tfte prol)lem. Wednesdays and some lUesdays. which are spaces. Main students fielieve tlie parking capac itv clays, no tickets will he issued for On the academic side. S lot is being prolilem could he solved hy hnilding more vehicles parked on the grass or at the end hnilt behind the Hugh C.ncw Building. It parking lots, denying treslimeti the right ot a row. "We nndeistand that .dter 11 a.m.. will piovide paiking tot people in the to have a tar on campus, or restricting theie ate nsnallv no legal spaces left." said Caiev Building .nid the Ross Memorial fresliineti to designated parking areas. .Meredith. "We will continue to ticket Building. The new parking area will not However, these suggestions have serious vehicles parked in fire lanes or in spaces lie open to Riverktioll residents and will drawbacks, and the Rl 1 administration reserved for medical vehicles or the not he open for overnight parking. S lot has chosen to look for alternatives. handicapped." he added. will .idcl .'il.'i paiking spaces and is Last year William Dempsey. vice the lle.iiiiig Officei Concept is scheduled tor completion in late president for Finance and Administration, .mother new police .idoptecl h\ C.impns November. established a Paiking Committee Salete. I'lilike jiievions ve.ns. .nnone can •Also scheduled for late Novemliei is composed of nine individuals, iiiclndiiig appeal ain violation in petsoti in ficmt of the gioniidliieakiiig tor the Imaging two students. The purpose of this the Hearing Officer, the Officer can Science Building. The liuilding will he committee, chaired hy Joe Pickard, uphold, lednce or rescind the fine. In built over the first tliiee tows of F lot and director of Business .Ser\ ices was to "study prior vears. a letter had to be written to an w ill have covered 180 parking spaces w hen parking conditions and evaluate how well Appeals Board that either accepted or completed. • these conditions meet cniient and future rejected .i person's appeal. parking needs." and. "recommend solutions to piolilems that are identified." One possilile solntioii. Imildiiig additional Photo School Grad Has Exhibit lots liy the residence halls, was rejec ted for There w ill fie .i two week two main reasons. First, there is very little pliotogiaphy exhiliit li\ area on the residence hall side of campus Jim L.ii.igv. featnte plio- that has not heen reserved for otliei togi.ipliet for (iannett purposes; second. Rl 1 administrators do Newsp.ipeis. in the 12 not want to take the fniids needed to linild displ.iv c.ises in tlie C.l'. a parking lot away from other projects. loliln. Deliliie Walt/er. Also rejected liy the committee were Coordinator of (i.inipns the proposals to deny f reshmen the right Information and Reserv- to a car on campus and the restriction of ations, said. "We li.ive freshmen to designated parking areas. lieeti trying to get more Pickard said. " To detiv freshmen vehicle ptotessional work in tlie parking could deter new stndents from displ.iy cases. .Anvone enrolling at Rl lT" I he committee also wlio .ipprec i.ites good expiessed concern over the proposal to photographV will like restrict fieshitien to designated parking l-.ir.igv's work." Laragv • if lots, believing it would "'create a second gtadu.ited ftom RTT in class of stndents." The committee 19.'i8.iecei\inghisB.F.A. recommended that parking be in IMiotogiapln. His work maintained on a "first come, first serve" won several aw at els f tom basis. Associated Press and The Parking Committee has been I'tiited Press Interna- reactivated this year, and will work with tional. Walt/er said. "RTT Campus Safety to investigate alternative is toitutiate to have an solutions to the problem. Campus Safety exhibit hy this distin- also plans to re submit the proposals to guished photographer deny f reshmen vehicle parking on campus and 1 tee! that his exhibit or to restrict freshmen to designated will he an educational parking areas. experience for the stii According to Jetfrev Meredith, dents. Thev ate also assistant director tor Parking and Spec iai exciting to look .it." Fvents for Campus Safetv. the tinmlier of .Any other stndetits registered cars on campus is expec ted to inteiested in displaying Photo by Jim Laragy—Bank teller Ludie exceed last year's IS.OOO. At this time, tfie their work should call Devitt fleeing Security Trust. Rochester after campus is ecjuipped to legally park .'i.O.'iO 47.'i-28(i4. • being held hostage. —June 17, 1981 7 Vikings Go For $5000 For M.S. \Vli\ would iiu inlu iN ol ati au-milN sit on top of a jxilcfoi 10 days? At cofding to John Siinmonx Polesit '87 chairtnan fdt 'nictii Xi trater- nitv, s;iid. "Wc ate doing it iKxansc Multiple Sc leiosis (M.S.) is a \t>utig |H'rson's disease. It attacks |K'ople between the ages ol I'l-.'^O vears of age. .And we feel this cause will he well received hv the Rl 1" c onnnnnitv." I het.i Xi is s,M»nsoi ing Polesit '87 in an eflort to raise S'ljfHM) for RcH hester .Aiva Multiple .Seleiosis. Seccnuiaiv go.ils of Polesit '87 are to make the pnhlic awaie olM.S., and to stiengthen the ties hetween the Creek conmuinitv and the adtninistration/fac iiltv. Dorothy Blown, Cooidittator ofdreek AtTaiis, expressed, "A pliilantlnopic event sneh as this enliances the jxisitive image of the institute. It is atiotlier exinn|)le of liow Creeks piomote tfieir ow ti image and flow we (Creek comnumilv and adniinistiatioii. faciiitv) can acfiii-ve a common goal of Working togetliei." l lie events for Polesit '87 started on ncK»n l limsrlav; Sept. 10. iwo memlieis of tlie fiatei iiitv ciimlied tlie pole and were iiileiA iewed live hv telev ision stations 8 atid Ih. ()n Fridav. a iK-nefit coiuei I ftom noon " pni. featured Lex Milletiia atid Jeff Cosco l inies Scpiare. At tlie lienetlt concei t, l-sliirts. mugs, stiac k food, and lieveiages were sold, riiiouglioiit Polesit '87. demonstrations atid toni naiiieiits will he held to market a tiew game from The (Limes Catig. Inc. It's callcxf \'erhositi. and for eveiv So donation von icceive a fice g;mie. .Students, admiiiistiatioii. and facnltv iiileic'sted in making a donation to M.S. can call 17.'>-.39()I. l lie events loi Polesit '87 will coiitiiine llnongh Satniclav ending with the Climhiiig Down the Pole Ceiemoiiv. tollowcxl hv an open partv at l lieta Xi. P ROCHESTER Skydiving $95.00 (Group rates available!) RIT First jump course: every Sat—Sun, and Indulge yourself in a culinary appts. starting at pleasure at North America's finest 10:00am. Indian Restaurant!!! 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So this is no toy It's a competitive tool for students who want to work smarter, not just harder At your college bookstore or call for name HANK'S of nearest dealer. l-800-DIAL-USR.E« 58 Southtown Plaza In Illtnolt. call 312 982 5001 Barber Shop and Hair Styling For Students and .i . nrTrl Military Men Regular Haircut SS.**** y>\i.iL.U Style Cut $6.*>*» Includes wetting and blow- drying to make our styling OHiitobotios complete. Tlw Intalllgant Cttoica In Data Communlcatlona We also do Military Haircuts Tuesday-Friday 9a.m.-6p.m. Saturday 9a.m.-5p.m. Men Only No appointments Six People You Should Know common complaint of many stu- they decide how it is spent' Where d Representative at Large for Representative at Large for Representative at Large for College of Fine and Applied Arts the College of Science. the College of Business Name: Kris Knight Name: Beth Sturtevant. Name: Ed Swain Major: Graphic Design, 4th Yr. Major: Biotechnology, 3rd Yr. Major: Marketing, 5th Yr. Hometown: North Eastham, MA Hometown: Harrisburg, PA Hometown: Chadds Ford, PA Office Hours: Tues., 12:00-1:00, Office Hours: Mon., 5:00-6:00, Office Hours: Mon., 2:00-3:00, Thurs., 1:00-3:00 Tues., 11:00-12:00, Tues., 1:00-2:00, Kris says her reason to become involved Thurs., 11:00-12:00 Thurs., 1:00-2:00 was "to become involved with a great "I didn't originally become involved w ith Ed's reason for joining .Student Diactorate group of motivated people while Student Directorate w ith a burning desire is much the same as Kris's. Ed says. "I have increasing my awareness of RIT and my to represent students. Instead I was really always liked to be involved in campus own college. " Her overall motivation is looking for an extra-curricular activity, activities I thought that when Student "to do as much as I can in the time I have but since then I've really become Directorate changed the Representative at and enjoy myself doing it' Kris has a very enthusiastic about working as a represen- Large position from one person to many bright outlook on most things, the sort of tative' Beth is pushing her first project as it would be a great opportunity to person that is likely to motivate others If representative, a free informal coffee hour contribute to my college and the you're ever looking for Kris, you might from 8..3()-I() 30 on the third Tuesday of Institute " Ed tells us that he is most often find her at her favorite spot at RIT. the each month ' Donuts are free and there guided by this auspicious pearl of Japanese rock garden on the academic is no obligation but you might find some- w isdom: • \X hat time are we going to side of campus. You may find her there thing to keep you there for a w hile. " happy hour';* " To sum up Ed's goal as thinking deep thoughts and pondering Representative at Large: "I want the her goals as representative for the year In students in my college to know what is her words, she says. I want to establish going on. After all. it's their money!! My a foundation for future representatives goal is to make the Institute in general and work w itbin the college to promote moa* personal to the people in my college. activities. I'd like to be a source of If anyone has any problems, concerns or information about RIT for the students in gripes, I want to hear about it. I want to my college and a source of information help in any way I can. " about the students for Student Directorate " 10 student government. RIT. and the rest of the Student Directorate This person is chosen by hundred To help you become familiar with confusing mess to the students These are the the other reprc-sentatives and serves as the lead thcM- ix'opie. RiPoRi>R ha> compiled some Representatives at l arge There are eight all representative for one quarter The lead short statistics and a brief interview of each of totalled, one for each college, excluding M ID representative s vote can be innuenced b\ the the Representatives currently holding office At because of the N TID Student (ongress They others. but in the end it is solely their vote In present the group has onh six members The are elected by the students in their college and their absence, they may delegate their vote to group is currenth seeking representatives for serve directly under Student Directorate Since another representative The representatives are the (ollege of l iberal Arts and for the (!ollege the position is new. it is worth explaining in elected by gathering signatures from the of draphic Arts and Photography If you have- some detail students in their respective college, and they any interest, the group encourages you to stop Only one representative w ill have the right must eoiiect at least ten fK-rcent of the total in the Student Directorate office and ask about to vote at regular and internal meetings ot number ol students but not more than two the position Representative at Large for Representative at Large for Representative at Large for the College of Engineering: the College of Applied the College of Applied Science and Technology Name: Bob Appleby Science and Technology Major: Computer Engineering, 5th Yr. Name: Monica Mclnerney Name: Barton C. Fiske Hometown: Cheektowaga, NY Major: Packaging Science, 4th Yr. Major: Computer Science, 3rd Yr. Office Hours: Tues., Wed., Thurs., Hometown: RIdgefleld, CT Hometown: Newport, Rhode Island. 12:00-1:00 Office Hours: Tues., Thurs., Fri., Office Hours: Mon., 9:00-10:00, Bob Appleby is living proof that no one is 2:00-3:00 Wed., 9:00-10:00, too busy too become involved. He is Monica became involved because of a Fri., 10:00-11:00 unarguably participating in one of the personal issue. "I was involved in a serious Barton's reason for joining Student most demanding degree programs RIT issue here at RI T which required very Directorate? "Impulse. Pure impulse It offers. Bob is filling the shoes of Dave sensitive handling. There were very few- seemed like the thing to do at the time Dougherty, who was elected to the people w ho were able and w illing to give I've always beeti politically aw are of what position in Spring but is attending Coop me the educated guidance that I neecJed. was going on at RI T. and this was my Bob's reason for joining Student If I hadn't stuck up for what I felt was chance to make a difference Barton s plan Directorate is not simply to cover for Dave right. I would have felt like just another for establishing the new Rep at l arge Dougherty. He wanted "to meet new- overlooked injustice folded into the program includes "contact with as many- people and to make a measurable system." Because the (College of Applied people as I can in the context of my contribution to student life at RIT. " Bob's Science and Technology is so big. Monica position. It is extremely important to motto is "to live for today and not for the is sharing her position with another touch the general student consciousness, future, for the future always becomes representative in the same college Are to impress upon them that there is more today ' Bob's chief goal for this year is "to there are any worries of each other to this place than books, studying and promote involvment as well as encroaching on each others territory? "No sleep' How does he feel about sharing the student/faculty interaction within my way. there's plenty for each of us to do!" pt)sition w ith another representative? "It college The College of Engineering, even couldn't have wtirked out better. I more so than other colleges, tends to originally applied for the position myself, create a dehumani/ed environment. I but I knew it was a huge task. \X ith Monica would like to change that. 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",\iivtliing for ((»me to Ileal and he healed. I he m.ijoritv Jesus!" ( .h.irles found the B.ikker .if fair no of the j^roup had taiuer oi a heart piohleiii at all for them. He pointed out condition, others h.id any prohlem fiom I N G that "everyone wants .i criminal .1 spiainecl ankle to exposed... Ipeople .iie| looking for full pai.ihsis. In the iiitegritv from religious le.icleis " (lliarles midst of the singing was .1 ( ;|*.\ .iiicl Ft .inc es w.is in the printing .md cl.incing. the* iiicliistiA hefoie thev were horn .ig.iin. s|)otlight c .lught two Fr.inc es' coin|).inv had .it times piihlisliecl people walking on "pornographic material" and Cli.irles stage. Ihey dicin t commented that she was not content to h.i\e the plastic look tliiow this material away when she cjuit. of |im and lammv hut was compelled toliurn some of it. I lie B.ikker; they looked actu.il healing took pl.ice en masse. more like vonr iinc le riious.mds of people lined up on the floor Kd .md .Hint Ruth, of the aien.i. F.ac h person w.is jil.ic ed w ith come to visit on .i .1 he.iling team of two. One niemhei Suncla\ afternoon. performed the he.iling and one stood by I lie\ were Charles to catch the person if he fell (as nianv .uicl Ki .uic es Hunter, people did) after l)eing healed. ,\ sec tit itv who prefer to lie guard said. " They say they're going to c .illecl " I he Happy raffle off the wheelc hairs after the show." Hunters." On Friday It wasn't c|uite tli.it di.ini.itic. hut it was .i the c lecc ntli llie,H.ipp\ Hunters came to ver\ powerful experience-. I here wc-ie Roc liestei for .i "HcMling F.xpio sion." It's "Aud they will he able hundreds of people falling to the gioiind c .illecl .111 explosion hec .iiisc- the Hunters we (heir hands on the in c .italepsN; others were wee|)i!ig te.iis of tr.iiii hundreds of "Hciling le.nil Mem themr (Mark 16:1S) jov oi relief. Near the end of the show fiers" who then go into the .iiiclience .incl people were screened h\ a doc tor who heal those in need. The c ruc i.il point for assuied that they weie healed, then thev the ffunters is that it is not tliev who heal were led onstage to testifv about wli.it had the sic k. hut other helieveix (espec iailv the happened. .\ man w ho li.id li.id a spr.iined healing team). Cli.iiles was openlv .inkle W.IS .ihle to jump .ihoiit; .i girl who distr.iiiglit when peojile continiialh came one e had poor \ ision was able to re.id the to him peison.ilK for lie.iling. I he healing words on the scorehoaicl; .i woni.in who team consisted niosth of people from li.id .1 hone prohlem in her arm was able local churches who underwent training to stietcli her fingeis and bend her prior to the show. I liese people read tlie elliow. . .. Was it real? Were people truly hook To Heal the Sick by the Hunters, liealed? I say yes. If you wish, call it the watched fourteen hours of videotaped power of positive eneigv, or whatever. Init instruction, and attended live training a gre.it deal of peojile walked into the War sessions. I liis group then did the actual Meniori.il in p.iin. .md a good perc entage he.iling. or "l.i\ ing on of h.iiicls." the night of them walked out jovous .md feeling of the show. I lnough meeting the Hunteis better. Hie cynic ni.iv denv .ill of this, hut and through reading their hooks their lie must admit that the crowd was the most most iniptessive feature was their dowii-to- courteous of anv ever assenihled in the earth manner. I liey tell humorous stories War .Memorial, and a couple more sinc er e during the show; thev together accept only .incI fr ieridiv than the Hunters would he a vearlv Sl^ l.ddd s.il.uy. and tliev'll hug. kiss.. h.uci to find. WRI I I KN AM) PHOroC.R.XRHKI) BY KF.N A. HL I H 14 15 VE7NAM s MIA/POW Day is upon us, im- ran to one tank and quickly scampered ages of the last days of the war in up the back of the tank to the turret. Startl- Vietnam return to my mind. They ed by my cousin, a wounded soldier arAe not foreign images to my mind, for panicked and opened fire on him. Jolted they often appear in terrible dreams. I by the impact of the bullets, my cousin's awake in a cold sweat to realize that I'm in body flew off the tank and landed face bed and that the year is 1987, not 1975. first in the dust. My mind raced, not know- In April 1975, my 12 year old world of ing what to do. I was so scared, I ran stability was rapidly collapsing around straight home, crying as I ran me. Talk of the communist takeover grew I stayed inside for the rest of the day. with each passing day. Chaos was a word My family huddled around our little radio, that barely described the situation. Peo- trying to get information about the war. Ci- ple were panicking, running in every ty after city was falling to the North Viet- direction to try to escape from the advan- namese Army. Suddenly, there was a cing communists. I had never seen deafening silence in the room We stared anything like it before and I only had a at each other, hearing only the faint whis- vague understanding of what was to tle of shells piercing the air and exploding come. in the mountains. My mother's arms Everything came to a climax one day tightened around me as the silence per- before the fall of South Vietnam. People sisted After five minutes, the silence end- were to the point of hysteria. No one ed, as our ears were filled with music from cared about anything—except surviving. the hated culture. It was strange gloomy As I stood beside my house and stared at music, quite unlike the upbeat music of the ocean I could not believe my eyes. I the south. The music ended as abruptly j) watched thousands of people piling into as It started, followed by a voice that any type of boat that was available. The welcomed us to communist rule. water was churning unnaturally from the I felt numb from my head to my toes. motors of all the boats and the sky was an My dad was pacing back and forth with ominous gray IVany boats had no idea his head hung low. Slowly, we separated, everything was deteriorating, never to be where they were going, except to head moving as if we had no soul, no feeling. returned to working condition. It was sad away from shore. With only a little food From that moment on, I knew our to see my culture crumbling around me. I and as much gas as they could carry, freedom had ended The darkness ot the was thankful for the American help in our they headed straight out into the ocean advancing night and the uncertainty of war and only regret that we did not win. I with the faint hope of finding an American the next day drove fear deep into my believe all free nations should help fight ship. Others dove into the rough water heart. Finally, exhausted, my eyes closed for the freedom of other nations, because and swam straight out until the ocean for several hours of peace. the alternative is much worse. overpowered their bodies. Early the next morning, I ran to the On this day of remembrance for the l\/1y little body jumped as I heard the window and watched in fear as the North MIA and POWs, many suppressed roar of tanks rolling down the street. I turn- Vietnamese soldiers cautiously moved memories and feelings come to the sur- ed to see seven South Vietnamese tanks through my street During the next few face Many South Vietnamese families racing toward the beach. Coming to an weeks, life grew meaningless to me. had fathers and sons who fought abrupt stop, the tanks were quickly aban- Death and the means of destruction sur- alongside the Americans during the war. doned by their crew Those who were not rounded my friends and I. With the cau- Many relatives were lost in action, never wounded dropped their guns and fled tion of a 12 year old, I would go down to to be heard from again. But unlike the toward the ocean. Some jumped into the the beach and play with the weapons that American Ml As we have the chance to already-overcrowded boats, while others I found M-16s, shoulder rocket launchers, hope that they are not dead or in prison, swam in a frenzy until the weight of their M79s and crates of hand grenades but rather, that they have escaped and water-filled boots pulled them under. became my toys for afternoon entertain- are now living in the United States You Unable to stagger very far, the wound- ment. One kid got his arm blown off, but I see, for us, America is a land full of our ed soldiers stayed close to their tanks. was lucky and never got hurt. Missing In Actions. We are fortunate to Grasping their guns as a futile hope for From that time on, things only have this hope and I truly sympathize with survival, they watched as people slowly became worse. The Communists took American families who still have uncer- emerged to examine the tanks. My cousin control of everything. 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His pessimistic outlook on marriage and yvomen make him appear uncaring, extremely calous. and always flippant. Ryan perforins with a distinguished Fnglisli air and an unfailing accented yvit. .Amanda, played h\ Randall F.d- wards, is Iteautiful, svelte, and a seasoned woman who only wants to have fun, love, and an extiemelv doting liusltand. Fdwaiifs. an Fmmv nominee for Iter portiaval of Delia on This institution wc t all mat t iagi- can comfottahle prediiament. However, Ryan's Hope, firings enthusiasm ami he a delightful union of two luiinan F.lyot's and Amanda's lust get the bet- refreshing c harm to her role. Thomas Iteings or a volcano of emotions on ter of them and a split second deci- the hrink of eruption. Out gratid- sion to take off together for Paris is patents liave gotie llttougft witli it. made. l*oor Siltyl and \'it tor ate mete out patents have altettipted il, and ly stooges caugfit up in FIvot's and most iikelv we will also get lucky Amanda's passion and left out in tlie ''While laughter at enongli to take one or two sialts at it. cold. L'nfot tunateiv, FIvot and .-\man- ffowevet. at tfiis point marriage is da's second lound with each other is such comedy may prohably not the very first thing on destined for doom. Their stjuahhiing our minds. Since most of us are still and violent actions once again tears imply our acceptance quite voung, naive, and highlv flir- them apart. of a code of behaviors tations w it'll members of the opposite Coward presents a series of light sex, ifie most important tfiingon out hearted actions and sympathetic the playwright is tnitids is wlio is looking good and chaiacteis whose involvements are wliere tliey will he Satuttfay night. not to he taken seriously. While merely exposing F.nglisli plavwt ight Noel Coward at- laughter at such comedy may imply tempts to ridicule love and marriage our accejjtance of a code of Itefiaviors ridiculous behavior.'' in his coinedV. Private Pives. (ieV'a the playwright is merely exposing Tfieatre Itegins its 1987-88 season ridiculous behavior. 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Your ptiwer tixils are as Solid State Software^" mixlules, display in your Ixxikstore for a demon- Instruments «: W7 Tl "Trailcmark lit Texas Instruments IncDrpiirated 6-PACK UNDER GLASS THISBUirS RNIYOU: SCOREBOARD Spikers Back In Full Swing I he RI I women's \()lle\l).tll team iiim|)e(i at tlie net. In earliet malehes. the Tigers errors in die final malt It. Fxpei ience and lo an impressive siail. bringing liome a averaged 18 kills per malt It. \'aiei ie C.liilds confldem e vs ill imptove out spiking .md seeond plai t' iropln Irom ihe Bioekpoi I led llie RI ! (.flense. Iallving2.44 kills per h I o ( k i n g." lin ilalional iasi Salurdav. t he t igers g.mie. Irisli Bjoi tiess plaved a eonsisleni Rl l's match tecoid si.mds .it 4 1. a (iiiised ihiough loui malehes lo earn a game at lite seller position, garnering 42 ptomising sign lot die tem.tinder of tfie spol in the eh.nnpionship against rival assists, for an aveiage 3.82 per game. season. Ilie le.im tt.ivels to N.i/.itelh L'niversilv ol Rotheslei. RIT heal Defense was the RII sitong point College tomorrow for a loui n.nnenl. I he Rothesiei in the llisi maleh of the day, ihrouglioul die lournamenl. Kim Oeiger first match Ivegins at l():()0. vshen the lliU. 1)111 fell \:C2. I.')? in die finals. was a h.K krow mainstay, lallv ing .">! perfed Tigers lake on liosi Na/arelli. Coach Oilier 1 iger \ ieloi ies t ame against serve teieplions. .Mvson Beede led die Ciiili.mo looks fot vvard lo .molliei good Oneont.i (I.") 12. I l lli. Kiedonia I iger set vet s, witli six set v ii e ai es. (ieiget sliowing. "We liave a legitimate cliance of (i.'» H. I.") 8) .md Bnff.ilo Slate (l.l '.l. l.')-8). added five. making llie fin.ils. We will li.ive lo win two Aflet lout grueling m.ili lies, lite I iger "Fatigue ituiT us more than our out of diree m.iU lies to i)e in die squad showed signs of f.iligue in tlie opponents because of our lack of ehampionsltip.' eliampionsliip. Allliougli lliev field iheit experience," notes first-year Coacli Ben — MARNIE SALISBURY own defetisivelv. RI I failed to t ((iiltol plav Ouiliano. "We began lo make mental Women's Soccer Shuts Out Fisher Sixdi ve.ii RI I WomensSoccet coacli Paul team. Veteran Tiger Carroll seems to he defense," says Carcaci. "She knows our C.nt .K i sl.it ted the new season on the t ight well on her wav lo improving over her one system and provides us witli exteiietit foot l.ist S.ilutday as iiis lady 1 igets go.il .111(1 one assist tetoid ol l.tsi veai. leadersliip." Itount ed a visiting .St. Jolin Fisliet 2-d. l ite (i.ilipeau, a ir.insfer ftom Monroe Willi a schedule dt.it includes six l igets. wlio sport a li.il.inied mix of ConmumilvCollege who attended nearby ii.ttionaliy ranked opponents Coach veler.ins and rookies, are lto|)ing to (ireece .-Vrcadia High School, is in Coach Carcaci. along w ith Assist.ml CO.K h I.ex improve over last years reeoid of 8-9-1. Carcaci's opinion "a vet y agressive player Sleetnan. will need to see some h.tckhone Freslim.in .iilaeker Karen .McLaughlin with a lot of intensity." from .ill of their players. The Tigets travel scored the game-winning goal at 32:39 of Senior nelmindei Jill liirner liad a to SL'N'Y BiiTTalo on Tuesday to face the die 111 St It.tifOn an assist f tom mid fielder stellar opening dav as site met .i total of 10 Royals at 7:00. Kellv C.ii toll. Junior l.is.i C.tlipe.iu .idded sliots witfi a 100 s.ive peicent.ige. litrnei. — CHRISTOPHER MARTIN an un.tssisted insut ant e go.il .il .Id: Id th.U wlio also serves as team captain witfi jnit the g.ime to bed. M(l..iughlin hails Donn.i F.lierliaidt .md lerri Hawley. is ftom Weslhoto, M.\. wlieie site setved as looking to improve on Iter 4-4 1 tecotd of c.iptain and was M\'P of liei liigli st liool last yeai. "Jill is tlie liacktxme of out Saints Trip Tigers The RT! men's cross eountrv team (0-1) is off to an optimistic start as tliev liattled against St. Lawrence L'niveisity (1-0) last Saturday at home. .Xlthough Sl.C "went home with the victorv. 23 34, it was a positive step Tor the tehuildiiig Tigers. The RI T Harriets started out (|uickly and set the pace for Satiirdav's lOK. 1 lieir strategy was to liie.ik up tlie stiong upftont power oT.SLU, the sixtfi tanked team in tlie nation. For the first lialfOf the r.ice, RI T's strategy paid off. llowevei, SLU was led by the fourth place flnislier in last vear's NCAA Championship, exchange student Jukka lammisuo. and went on to take the flist thiec places. Tammisuo tied with teammate Norm Pomainville for a winning time of 32:0.'i. .Senior Kevin MeKee was Rl'l's first flnislier. placing fourtlt with a time of 32:32. Following .MeKee wete senior .Andy Coots, flnisliing sixth in 32:.')8. and fieslmian standout Jason I'tckflt/. finishing seventli in a time of 33:49. RI ! s stiengtit tliis vear will not lie in their upfront attack, liut in their ahilitv to finish as a pack within a few Women 's soccer defeats Buffalo State 2-0 last Tuesday. seconds of eacli otiier. An example of tliat 26 September 18, 1987 pack were RII runners junior Fete Jensen them in an invitational later this season. at tlie Mansfield 1 nvit.it iona! in (8th in 33:52). sophoinre Martv lomasi Because RI I gave siicit an impressive Fennsvlv.mia. I licit next liome contest (9th in 34:09), senior loin imkington pet lormance against one of the country's will l)e Octoliet 24. wlien Rl l itosts tlie (lOth in 34:12). and sophoinote Jim top Division III cross eountrv teams, the L'pper New York State Championsliip. Buhrmaster (11th in 34:14). I he I igets are N'C.A.A coaches voted them 19th in this — GREG HOUSE hoping that this pack w ill enable them to week's national poll with five votes. I he avenge their loss to .SI.L' when thev lace Tigers will defend tlieir ranking tomotTow Tiger Soccer Back On The Winning Track The RI T men's soccer team got li.tck on tlie stymie tlie Saxons, allowing onlv four winning tiack last weekend, defeating shots on goal in the game. Midwav ihtough Allied 3-0. Scoring tliree solid goals, the the half, Jarljohttsoii and Dioguaidi Inoke Tiger offense played with intensitv and away from tlte .Alfred defense. Dioguaidi confidence. Joe Dioguardi led tlie attack, served tlie liall up over a defender to scoring two goals in tlie flist half Coming Johnson wlto liooted it over the goalie for at tlie 27:10 mark. Dioguardi's fltst goal RI I s tliitd go.il. RI T maiiil.iined tonttol was a short cfiip shot over .-Mfted goalie of the hall for lite lemainder of tlie game, Fantxo Iie/usta's liead. Defender Clenn outtuunitig and outtnatieuvering tlie .Maksymiak assisted on tlie goal. The fading Saxons. Saxons were slow to recover f ront the goal, RTI ttetmiiider BtadJimmo reeotded allowing tlie I igers to seoie again 1:0.5 his second shuloitt of the season, later. Maksymiak set up Dioguardi's garnering Tour saves. Tlie Tigers imptoved second goal, crossing a direct kit k in f iont their tecord Hi 2 I, I () in tlie Independent of tlie net. Dioguaidi tlien slammed tlie College .Athletic Confetence (IC.AC). RI T liall into tfie upper t igfil cornet of tlie travels to St. Bonavenime lomot tow lot a cage. game at \ :M) pm. — MARNIE SALISBURY lite second lialf Inougltt tain and roiigit plav. RTT's defense (ontiniied lo Athletes of the Week EXEC--TAN Summer Memories Never Fade SUMMER TANS DO!!! Summer Extension Program Joe Diogii.iidi knn (ieiget Sophoinoie joe l)ii>);u.iidi h.is lieen naineti Oiitsi.inding delensixe plav witit ihe Male Atlilele ol ilie Week at RI I. allei vollevli.ill team has earned Kim (ieiger leading the men's soccer team lo.i 3 (I \iclorv Kem.ile .Athlete of the Week honors at R! T. over Ailtetl last Saunday. l lie .ill.ukinan I he Tigetx finished second in lite BuKkjiotl from (iatesCliiii. NY. scoied tlie liist two itnirnamenl List Saliiidav. retoi tfing m.ilch goals of llie game .md assisted on tlie lliitd victories ovei l'ni\eisii\ ol Rotliestei. one to garnet live points. Me le.ids the team Ftedonia. HiilfaioSl. .intl Oneonta. Backiow in St ((l ing w itit 11 points, l ite l igets iiilter (ieiger was ilte mainsi.iv ol die RI I imptoved llieir league lecoid l 27 TAB ADS TRUFFLES in the Rochester Hilton- The next NSBE meeting will be Wed special to me l LOVE YOU'" (BT') I 8«l«s and Servicaa Just around the corner Rochester s Sept 23 All are welcome miss you" Call'" (No B words, please") Camera— Konica 35mm Autoreflex TO. longest Happy Hour m Truffles lounge NSBE's Zone Conference is happening -Your B F , J 50mm Fl 7 lens, Sdigor Auto-Zoom lens Two for One coctails and draft beer from Sept 26. here at R IT Be there or be Sean— You better straighten up" Thank 4 00 pm 9 tX) pm Monday through 75 250mm, Sunpak (lash unit, camera square Remember Region I Rocks g d you cleaned your room, though Now Friday Complimentary Hors D'Ouvres if you get lucky, you have somevirhere to bag. (liter and other items Asking and munchies Present your student or Dr. Ruth, Tom Jackson, and MORE! go" Although, it probably won't happen $175 <» Phone 293-3371 after 5 00 pm Faculty/Staff ID for 10% off your meal Get ready for a great year of programs (ha. ha") —Your friend, Bethie' For Sale: 17' Canoe— lull stability, with Entertainment Friday and Sunday nights brought by the Student Directorate accessories $675 new. asking $400 9 00 pm 1 00 am Proof of age Phi Sig presents The Party to Beat All (w/ eiectric motor $500 » all) Call x6008 required Parties Friday 9 00 2 00 from Reliable Commuter Wanted For Sale: Apartment furniture in good Lost and Found SPUD— Be careful, the toilet is no place Clarence / Batavia area to R IT daily for a president condition King size watertyed (finished) Found: Woman's Watch. For Info. call Must be willing to share expenses Phi Sig— Congratulations on winning $139°°. Double bed with box spring & x3825 Please call 759 2298 to make mattress $100°°. 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Community for Nuclear you thought of a new name? now we have bases on all four corners concerned about your safety Awareness meets every Wednesday at -You Know Who of the earth RIT will see that THE 4 tX) PM in room M 2 in the College Help Wanted: Donut makers, finishers, VANDALS reign of terror still reigns Alumni Union (second level) New Gina & Her Roommate— Sorry Kristen, Supreme The (jestruction will tie like that muffin makers, and counter people I thought I d give your other half top members WELCOME' never seen before Hang tough — needed' Flexible hours to fit class billing this week Anyway, ycxj two schedules Willing to tram Apply in The hours of the OCSA typing / word Couch' * 500 processing room for the fall quarter are beautiful babes. I just wanted you to person Dunkin Donuts — 2820 W SMILE' -Me My name is Coot J— I like Oreo cookies, Henrietta Road or 1500 M; Hope Ave M Th 9 00 am • 10 30 pm, F 9 00 am • 6 00 pm. Sat 12 00 noon 6 00 pm. 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Office in Racquet Club" The Off Campus Student Association those dreams of ours come true You re Hey Val— It s too bad atxxjt the bad printer with interface, amber monitor w/ the best' —Big brother tilt & swivet base, joystck. fan. power bar. would like to welcome all of the new fortune you had last weekend, but you're students, as well as the returning Go BRAVO Flight— Let s get psyched young you'll get over it I wasn't software & manuals Great Student up' We will get HONOR FLIGHT'" Don't System' Worth $2400 new. asking a mere students of R IT Stop by the OCSA off ce kidding about you tiemg special you forget extra drill practice and motivational are"' Stay sweet, kiddo You re great!' $1200°° For sale as complete system in ther RITreat and see what we are all PT —Your flight commander —A not so-secret admirer only Call x3968 anytime tor further into atxxjt' Applications are being accepted for all committees IWfSt ARE THE New RMtCS WP9T'grr HASSO/WAKJV THI^ /EAR ANP I BJ^Se^ )btA HOUJ AdPR7S^ Tb IF I HAP Mf WA/ THERE- WoMtx> &6 NO CONTACT AT ALLi Hocmck-iiqir 28 September 18, 1987 BLOOM COONTY by Beike Breathed Mona— Let s get together for lunch real soon' My mailtolder is m the Printing Building under PPRP-3 —George D Melissa— You don t have to stop by it you don't want to —G D DooWah G-d Spoke to the toaster and said Let there be two beers, a Screwdriver and Hammerrrrr Down"' Thumbs up to the toad clan and Hoppy Toad Watch where you step" -TOADM ASTER Matl— You fell asleep" That's O K I still love ya. batte"' Barb Hey M— I think Chns got it last night -L Alpha Phi Omega (especially John Street Brothers)— That was one heck ol a Social Gathering " you held last weekend It was really fun. and I m glad I attended Here's to doing many things with this super fraternity in the future —An Affiliate Sigma Pi— Thanks lor making our first weeks back awesome We really love to parly with you —Leslie & Minam Hey L.— I Know he did'" Kimmy— Thanks for adopting me while my big SIS is away Love ya. M Hey Jul— Here's to a big smile, having (un at school, and getting your work done I care" -Me at R if Jeremy—lust remember even with 400 miles of distance, txg brother is watching you'" Have fun this year be a good Lisgarite —Your Bro. J D N Di, Lorrie, and MIndy— Dinner was good. Dessert was BETTER'" Love. 445 Racquet Club Happy 20th, Brad— You re the greatest -Love, Beth Whose microwave popcorn is best— Orville Reddenbacher or Act ll''^ Kelley Rose, Alias Bambi— i had a wonderful summer with you Hawaii. New York. Toronto I love seeing the world with you tjy my side I Love You' —Dan Studying through osmosis does not work Why do people m the library fall asleep with tx>oks on their faces It does them no good. I tell you I have spoken J.D.— You're the best there is around Don t let anytxxjy tell you otherwise As an R A . you re super now let s hope your floor realizes it —You-Can-Protiably- GuessWho I wish I understood DIFF EO"" Phi Tau IS the place lo be Thursday nights Just A Few Notes on TAB ADs— Any current, full-time R IT student or member of faculty or staff can submit TAB ADs free of charge Outsiders can also sutxnit TAB ADs. txit with a charge of $3 <» per week, per ad Ads can go m any of our five sections (Sales and services, Announcements, Housing. 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I Personals' section) TAB ADs are ALMRfS SAY ' '• published on a first come, first served basis, with space permitting REPORTER Magazine reserves the right to withdraw any TAB AD for litiel, slander, obscenity, or misrepresentation REPORTER Magazine assumes no responsibility for the content of the TAB ADs At the discretion of the Editor-ln-Chief. names of TAB AD authors will be released 29 WHATS HAPPENING Mon. One Hand Clapping given tiy Jamie Campbell Irom Liberal Arts, m Ellmgson Lounge 6 7pm (part of THE a series— For Freshmen Only—The First Six Weeks") Fil. The Friday Night Filet on WITR-Each week lUos. The Placement Office sponsors a Placement SPEAKER starting at 11 OOp m WITR features music and interviews Orientation today tl t2pm. sign up with the with a selected musical group or artist This includes receptionist m the Placement Office PLACE nearly all ot a band s past and present work, interviews TbM. The Learning Developement Center presents a hard to find and unreleased tracks, and album and Student Success Seminar tonight called Textbooks: Everything You Need! poster giveaways Getting Your Money's Worth." Irom 6 7pm in NRH Sat. Reggae Sounds from 4 9p m —WiTR s Redwood Lounge (first floor), open to all students • Build Your Own Nationally renowned and longest running specialty TliM. Lunch n Learning Workshop. Attacking a Text." • Save 50% & More show, hosted by Sister Denise. brings you the best m open to all students. CAU Room M 2. 12 tp m , NTID Reggae trom all over the world for a relaxing Saturday interpreted • Replacement Parts afternoon Tit—. College Activities Board is sponsoring a lecture • Improve Sun. The Boss Beat on WITR The taest of the sixties tonight by Charles Scott on the threat of terrorism, m music with outrageous boss beat guys Mike. Mick, and Webb Auditorium, 7pm open to all Del 4 6p m Wed. Career Choices given by Carolyn DeHonty Sun. WITR s Jazz Sunday from 6 • 8p m The from the Counseling Center, m Sol Heumann Lounge 6 - Heart of Jazz with Dennis, from 8 9p m Laser 7pm (part of a series— For Freshmen Only—The First Alternatives, an entire compact disc show with Rob. from SIX Weeks ) 9p m 12 midnight Just Jazz (new releases) with Tony and from 12 midnight to 3a m First Minute of the First Wed. The Placement Office sponsors a Placement Day with Jon Orientation today 2 3p m sign up with the receptionist in the Placement Office Sun. The CAU hosts a photography exhibit m the mam lobby tjy Mr Jim Laragy. news photographer with Wed. SOS Resource Center open 1 3p m College Rochester Gannett newspaper and an RIT graduate, on Union room A-390 exhibit through October 3 Thurs. Lurch n Learning Workshop. Textmarking and 4 Notetaking, open to all students. CAU Room M-2. Thure. NTID sponsors a National Deal Poetry Conference today through 9/26. for more mfo call Jim 12 tpm Cohn. x6808 Thurs. Wellness or Worseness Improving Vbur Odds Thun. The Genesee Early Music Guild, a Rochester tor Success at RIT ' given by Kelli McMahon of Student (j^ Visit Our rxDn profit organization devoted to prompting interest m Health Services, m Gleason Lounge 6 7p m (part of a early music will present The Musicians of Swanne Alley. series— "For Freshmen Only—The First Six Weeks ) Listening Room as the kckoff concert in this year s fall series The concert Thurs. NTID Workshop. Nature of the Speechreading will take place on Thursday. Sept 24, at 8 OOp m in Stimulus—Part 2.' LBJ room 3635. 9 ttam. call Wilmot Hall at Nazareth College. 4245 East Ave For Morton Nace x6860 for more info 424-3680 more mfo call 235 7947 10:30 to 6 00 M. T. Th Sat. Oct 3rd at 8pm and Sunday. Oct 4th at 3p m 10:30 to 9:00 W. F The Rochester Philharmonic Orchestra presents the 10:30 to 5 00 Sal long-running New York musical. Mama. I Wani lo Sing, MEETINGS a story about a young gospel smger who leaves her Mon. The Campus Crusade for Christ meets at 7:00 m 3047 W. Henrietta Road the Alumni Room of the CU father s church choir, despite her mother's objections, near Abbots Custard to pursue a pop-smgmg career For more mfo call Denita Mon. Tonight auditions will be held for the RIT Jazz Bank Sims at 454 2620 Ensemble—come to Ingle Auditorium m the CAU at 9p m and bring your instrument Tita*. The Pre-Law Association is holding a meeting HIGH HOLIDAYS today in BIdg 6. room A220. 1 2p m SPORTS Tlios. Gays, Lesbians, and Friends meet m room M-2. AT HILLEL Sat. RIT Men s Cross Country team plays the Mansfield 7p m Invitational Away game Game time 1 30p m TUes. Rochester Wargamers meeting the CAU Wednesday, Sept. 23, 1987 Sat. RIT Men s Soccer team plays St Bonaventure cafeteria from 7 11pm 6:00 p.m. Away game Game time 1 OOp m TOos. Student Directorate Meeting, room 1829 in the Rosh Hashanah Dinner. Sat. RIT Women s Cross Country team plays the CU 6 7pm Skalny Room, Interfaith Center. Cost M «> Oswego Invitational Away game Game time 1 OOp m Wed. Protestant Bible Study and Rec Time for all Please sign-up in the Hillel Office by Sat. RIT Women's Tennis team plays Wells Home students Skalny Room. Lovxer Interfaith Center, 7pm game Game time 1 00pm no later than Monday. Sept 21. 1987 Sat. RIT Volleyball team plays Nazareth Tournament 7:30 p.m. Away game Game time 10 00a m Erve Rosh Hashanah Service Mon. RIT Women's Tennis team plays Lemoyne Home HE MOVIE CLOCK Intefiaith Center game Game time 3 30p m Little Theatre (tor show times call 232-4699) Tbas. RIT Volleyball team plays Alfred at Camsus Away Jean de Florette. Sweet Lorraine. The Whistleblower, game Game time 6 OOp m Man Facing Southeast Thursday, Sept. 24, 1987 Tbaa. RiT Women's Soccer team plays UB Away game Marketplace Mall (for show times call 272 1470) 9:30 a.m. Game time 7 OOp m FrI. - Thurs. Can'f Buy Me Love, The Big Easy. Rosh Hashanah Service Wtd. RIT Women s Tennis team plays Nazareth Home Snow White, La Bamba. The Curse. Masters of the Intertaith Center. Tashlich will immediately game Game time 4 OOp m Universe. Full Metal Jacket. Bom in East LA, The Lost follow the service Boys. Made to Order Thurs. RIT Womens Soccer team plays Brockport 7:30 p.m. Home game Game time 4 OOp m FrI. - Set. 98 PXY Midnight Movies at Marketplace Roxanne, Diner, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Pan Thurs. RIT Volleyball team plays Hamilton. Oswego 2nd Eve Rosh Home game Game time 6 OOp m 2) Hashanah Service FrI. and Set. Talisman presents True Stories, 7p m , Interfaith Center and Heavy Metal. 9 30pm m Ingle Auditorium Friday, Sept. 25, 1987 LEQURES & WORKSHOPS 9:30 a.m. Fil. NTID Workshop, Risk Taking. Especially m Ihe RADAR 2nd Eve Rosh Classroom, " Riverknoll Red Barn. 1-4pm , call Molly Miller x6855 for more mfo FrI. Andrews Acad /Fairwood Dr Hashanah Service Mon. The Placement Office sponsors an Interviewing Sat. Perkins Rd /Lomb Mem Dr Interfaith Center Techniques Seminar today. t2-1pm . sign up with the Sun. Wiltsie Dr/Lowenthal Rd receptionist m the Placement Office Mon. Perkins Rd A/Viltsie Dr For more information, please call Men. Lunch n Learning Workshop. "Taking Lecture Hies. Andrews Dorm/Perkms Rd the Hillel Foundation, 475-5171 Notes," open to all students. CAU Room M 2. t2-1p m . Wed. Andrews Acad /Fairwood Dr All services interpreted for the hearing impaired NTID interpreted Thurs. Perkins Dr/Lomb Mem Dr 30 September 18, 1987 WeVe given pur brains to science* IBMSMSnUMBTSTt-M T/w T/-60 funciums mcludt: IheTI'bShasallthe hexadtrcimal/i KUII i I intvnu »ri v I l-bC tuneiiiins. plus a intt'j^ufiun usin;? 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K)th packed with huilt-in functions. calculator and more time figuring When we set out to make OUT most Plus, there are programming steps to out your prtihlems. advanced scientific calculators, we speed you through repetitive calcula- So if you're the kind ot student who's Texas^^ gave a lot of thought to what your rions. But even rhough both can gilt science on the hrain. get the Instruments Now it's easy apply themselves. Sometimes it seems that seniors and grad stu- dents get a lot of special treatment. Like getting the American Express* Card pretty much hassle-free. Sure, they 've proven themselves. But you have too, or you wouldn't he reading this today. So we're making some changes. Starting now, we re making it easier than ever for you to become a Cardmember througli our Undergraduate Automatic Approval Offer. llie requirements are as simple iis they get: just he enrolled full time in a four-year college and have some form of income-he it from a job. a grant, or from vour folks. Vou don't even need a credit history, but if you have one, it must be clean. How's that for hassle-free! Of course, once you have the American Express (>ard, it gets even better. Vou can use it to buy everything from sweats to stereos, everywhere from campus to Cameroon. And those are just the basics. As a Cardmember, you'll he entitled to a world of benefits you can rely on. So look into our new automatic approval offer. Call 1-800-THE-CARI) and ask for a student application. Or just pick up an application on campus and study it. Vou'll find you're bound to pass. TWEL RELATHD SB?VICES CISIC Amfficin F.iprns Trivfl Kriaird S