The Cord Weekly

Volume 2, No. 1 UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO, WATERLOO, ONTARIO October 23, 1959 NEW ARTS PRESIDENT ASSUMED DUTIES SEPT. 8 PRESENT STATUS OF ARTS (Reprinted from Alumni Bulletin) As your reporter entered the office of the President of Waterloo STUDENTS AT WATERLOO University College, Herbert Mel- Many of us are a little confused ing rights as far as Bachelor of before Christmas in order to let vin Axford was pouring over as to the status of the institution Divinity is concerned and no new students know and in order blueprints of the college campus. which we now attend. This is more. \ that calendars etc. may be Though just arriving in Waterloo especially true of the Freshmen Meanwhile the Waterloo Asso- printed. yet not if not of a number of others on ciate Faculties has become a Cor- on Labour Day and as Of course all those registered totally unpacked, Dr. true campus. The Cord Weekly is poration under the laws of the Axford, with the College up until next dynamic personality, therefore taking this opportunity Province of Ontario and has be- to his has year will graduate from the Uni- thrown to try and explain just exactly come the University of Waterloo. already his energies into of Western but what has taken place in the last At present it consists of the versity Ontario the rapidly moving developments this clearly change year and what is about to take Faculty of Engineering and the will in the at the college. Fall of 1960. place in the future. Faculty Physical In Following a brief discussion, of Sciences. The Evangelical Lutheran Sem- other words it has broken away The most probable course will your reporter was invited to ac- inary of Canada had been oper- from the Waterloo Lutheran Uni- be affiliation with the University company the President to his tem- ating Waterloo College which in- sity and has become a non- of Waterloo as this would make porary home on Hickory St., cluded Waterloo Seminary. This denominational university. available certain Provincial where his charming wife, Joan, chairmanship of the Department of Economics and Ad- is not the case at the present for Waterloo University College grants not now obtainable because served: tea and talked of their Business at Pacific Lutheran the Evangelical Lutheran Semin- is therefore faced with a choice. of religious affiliation. The ques- three children. Marilyn, age 8, ministration ary of Canada has become Water- A choice of becoming part of the tion, however, is still not settled Donald and Jimmy, ages 10 and 11 College in Tacoma, Washington. Here he the thesis loo Lutheran University and University of Waterloo, or of be- but it is expected that, since were at school in Lexington, the completed which earned him his Doctorate Waterloo has become coming a University in its own President Axford is meeting next of the new Axford home College site of an Waterloo University College own right. For the moment we week and thereafter so as to be presently in its final stages of Philosophy and associate As secretary of the while the Seminary is called are still associated with Western able to present the Board of construction. The Axfords have professorship. Commerce, University Waterloo Lutheran Seminary. but this association is expected Governors with the choice, that lived in many parts of the conti- School of of his next post, At the moment Waterloo Luth- to end in June of 1960 and so the a decision must be forthcoming nent and have camped in many Alberta, Dr. accepted the call to eran University has degree grant- College must make the decision within the next two months. They pride themselves for Axford others. Waterloo to adapting quickly to their environ- University College become its sixth president. ment. A pride well justified for Welcome and best wishes to in three weeks they have estab- President Axford and his family. UWSC PRESIDENT SPEAKS lished themselves as members of St. John's Lutheran congregation On behalf of the University of this reason that they have decided lock yourself in your room like where Don and Jim have joined Waterloo Students' Council, may to attend this institute of higher a hermit, and at the end of the the cub and scout groups. I extend a personal welcome to learning. That is exactly what year go home with flying colours. Born in 1924, Herbert Melvin NOTICE each and every student. It is my goes on in your classes —you What will you have acquired be- his elementary hope that you will enjoy a suc- learn. However this is only a sides the seven straight "A's"? Axford received Homecoming Weekend Friday, and school in — cessful year, both in the field of part of education. Take a look NOTHING! Sure you will be secondary education Oct. 23: his home town, Winnipeg. Upon learning and education. around you at the number of ac- able to conjugate the verb "esse", 9:00 P.M.—Pep Rally from the Daniel Mcln- To those of you who are no tivities that take place both on but will you be able to go into graduation 10:00 P.M.—Dance (Seagram's tyre Institute in 1936, longer Freshmen, what I am and off the campus. They are every town in Ontario and call on Collegiate Gym) Herbert Axford began a career about to say, is going to be a there for you they are part of a friend, will you be able to get up Saturday Oct. 24: much — life. tak- of of which into various repetition of a worn-out your University By not in front an assembly people carried him 10:30 A.M.—Float Parade of the business world and theme. Yet, I feel that it needs ing part in at least one or more and address them, will you have phases 9:00 P.M.—Victory Dance through progressive in the repeating. The majority of the of these activities, you will miss confidence when you are intro- stages (Seagram's Gym) field of students enrolled in the Univer- a great deal of your University duced to someone, for example education. NOTE: Homecoming is a very As with Marshall sity and the Arts College are here education. Sure it's fine to go your prospective employer, will a buy-boy important event. It is requested government agricultural to receive an education. It is for home immediately after classes, (Continued page 4, col. 4) Wells, a that all students participate in a clerk with the assistant, grade 2 the designing of the float of and FLASHBACK This float, designed by the R.C.A.F. a Canada Packers their particular class or group. . . livestock accountant, student Ax- Frosh of '58, took. first prize last year. Prepara- Let's give the Alumni a real ford his tuition the tion for this year's parade indicates a tough job both earned to welcome. University of Manitoba and ac- for the judges. cumulated much of the practical and administrative background which qualifies him for his new position. After completing his Bachelor of Commerce course Lt. Axford spent three years with the Royal Canadian Naval Reserve as paymaster, supply officer and maintenance officer. He presently holds the rank of Lt. Commander in that corps. While proceeding towards his Master of Commerce degree, he met the woman he was to marry. Then followed seven years of teaching assistantships, research and an instructorship at the Uni- versity of Wisconsin and Knox College, Illinois. From Knox College, Assistant Professor Axford accepted the HOMECOMING! October 23, 1959 2 «7<4e Gond Weekly Editorial... POLITICS CUTIE'S CORNER TO THE CAMPUS Judging by the inquiries from members of the student MEETING THE PHI DELTA PI OF INTEREST TO THE WOMEN body as to the time of the first publication, it should follow HIGHLIGHTS The Phi Delta Pi has been an This year, your school paper is that this paper be entitled, "The Lost Cord". Well, here it active organization this year. The going to have a section devoted is ... in technicolor with panoramic print, stereophonic On Tuesday night, Oct. 13, the Annual Welcoming Tea for fresh- entirely to the women and their styling and all other spectacular features which characterize Politics Club held its first ettes was held September 24 in interests. In it you will find arti- our modern media of communication. As with other products meeting of the year and had as the Lounge. Over one hundred cles dealing with Phi Delta Pi you may find in supermarkets, etc., the Cord will appear in its speaker, Professor Geoffrey students were greeted by Dale events, Athletic events, Conrad a variety of colours. The staff and members of the Board of Adams of the University History Perrin, President, Miss Joan Hall events, and any other items Publications would consider it an insult should the purpose department. McGill, Dean of Women, Mrs. of feminine interests (other than of the use of this newsprint be misinterpreted, and thus it Professor Adams compared the Schaus, and Mrs. Axford. The men), plus a word or two from being found in any of the gastronomic dispensaries situated International situation existing at occasion provided a good opportu- me, as Women's Editor. I hope throughout the campus. Enough said! the beginning of this decade to nity for the freshettes to meet you will stay tuned to this station The reader will note that the paper is under the name the conditions which exist today. their 'big sisters', other freshettes, for the rest of the season. of the University of Waterloo. This innovation is a result Both the United States and Rus- other senior students and the fe- Initiation week is over now and of the student body organization proposed by the S.L.E. last sia, he declared, have undergone male members of the faculty. most of us are settling down to year. Thus, the policy of this paper is to provide the students important internal changes which On October 7th, we had a Wie- academic work and a few extra- with a vehicle of expression deserving of the thought at the have resulted in the easing of ner Roast in the Torque Room, curricular activities. However, I University level. world tension. Several tables provided fuel for can't let the initiation die without "two TO THE FROSH Adams pointed out that ten a big bonfire in the centre of the adding my final cents worth." Dispensing with the usual embellished phrases we wish years ago Russia was dominated room and freshettes and their 'big only to say . . Welcome, we hope your stay is complete and by the Stalinist regime, which had sisters" had a gay time toasting I was impressed by the spirit enjoyable. imprisoned millions of political wieners and marshmallows with and apparent willingness to co- . year its long straws. operate shown by most of the The Board of Publications this has centralized prisoners, abandoned even the advertising and business management. Therefore, the Cord semblance of court procedure and After a brief sing-song, we clap- girls in the freshman class. As a Weekly, Keystone and Student Directory will work in co- strangled cultural and political ped our hands in glee and left the matter of fact I was amazed that operation with these central committees. It is felt that in liberty. In her external affairs, wild and woolly Torque Room, the girls were so eager to do dead past years the Board of Publications fee, paid by each student, Russia had adopted a "get tough" back to civilization. horses, salaams, recite Shake- was abused owing to poor administration. One does not have policy which led to a succession The next event will be the speare, carry lamps, sit under to look far for an example. of crises in Berlin, and Korea. PINNING CEREMONY. I trust tables, admit they were "bums", are for the we will see you all then and what have Apologies, in order "general" subject matter Since 1953, and the death of "scum", you. October 29. Remember ! ! in this Editorial. Further Editorials will be of an official and Stalin, the professor explained, . . . (Especially Judy Chamberlain!!) particular nature with an attempt at analysing the issues communist Russia has Thursday evening of initiation subject. undergone entailed in the an important evolution. Today CUES FROM CONRAD week was perhaps the most mem- orable evening. The there are few political prisoners; This year the revered walls of non-resident students were invited to the dorm the use of Secret Police and secret Conrad Hall enclose 27 models of "drilled" by Young ELECTIONS trials has been curbed and a new propriety and one distracted and Helen and her while yours truly was emphasis has been placed on Housemother. Knowing that this cohorts Seven candidates were nomi- given the opportunity to have consumer goods and cultural free- situation could lead to almost any- re- nated for this year's Frosh Execu- venge on the resident students dom. thing, the staff of the Cord Week- tive. They were Bruce Lumsden, (eh Roberts), or vice versa, de- Letters to The Editor Art Pollack, president; Jim Professor Adams noted that the ly have asked me to record the Hales, pending upon how you look at it. United States had also undergone weekly misdoings of our merry vice-president; Julia Cale, Stuart After two hours of solid drill the Dear Mr. Editor important changes. American group. May, secretary; Norman Bennet, | restrictions were lifted slightly to I would like to express my sin- foreign policy, which was rigid On Thursday morning of this Larry Cohen, treasurer. allow all present to have a little cere thanks to some members of and unflexible, was dominated by week at three A.M., the freshettes The campaign drives followed fun and the Sophomore Class who assisted John Foster Dulles whom Adams of the dorm launched the long- fellowship. hard on the heels of the nomina- Truly, that week is now in the in the activities of Initiation described as "a crusading evan- awaited rebellion against the tions, with posters and political past, I hope that the Week. Especially my thanks to gelist employing Machiavellian Sophomores. but enthus- speeches the main order of the iasm and feeling of unity among Paul Creighton, Dale Perrin, Jim techniques". International tension The fire alarm week. was sounded the freshman class that was so Neeb, Bruce Woodhouse, Don Mc- was created by the Dulles belief long. sleepy Bruce Lumsden's personal let- loud and As the apparent during the entire ordeal Laughlin, Harry Brewer and Bill that he was engaged in a life and out of their ter approach showed ingenuity, Sophs staggered will continue in the present and Powell. Without their assistance death struggle with communism. equally sleepy capability, maturity, and was un- rooms Frosh usher- future. If such is the case, both I strongly doubt that I would be Internally, America was divided ed them into the reception room. doubtedly a significant factor in you and Waterloo College will capable of writing this letter at by the tactics and ideas of Senator After many attempts on the part his success. Bruce is this year's find it mutually rewarding. this date. McCarthy who caused a paralysis of the to to bed Frosh president. Sophs go back To the Seniors, Juniors, Rosie in American thinking and a loss they were finally assembled in Vice-president Jim Stronga and the Freshman Class, is Hales, a of her prestige on the part of the the reception room. The majority splendidly until the Sophs dis- rather quiet campaigner, I extend my congratulations for whose rest of the world. were carried down bodily. One covered their "salty position." stature and red hair served him the success of their Janus-like Professor Adams pointed out determined young lady had to be Pandemonium reigned! ! ! role as a "portable poster". in playing both the inciters that today we have more reason "tubbed", in order to persuade Your reporter had the presence Julia Cale, "only girl candi- and the intimidators of the Sophs. to be optimistic about American her that she would be much more of mind to lock herself in her It wonderful date", was a sure bet for position was a feeling to attitudes and policies. Foreign content with her fellow "ex- room but other "unfortunates" think that of secretary. Besides the female the spirit, conjured by policy is the exalted ones." were pursued throughout the point of view, Julia brings in- being directed by the initiations, might survive and able and "righteous" The Frosh had thoughtfully Dorm. The culmination of these telligence and charm to the new less Chris- that new life would be fed into tian Herter. A new American re- provided food and drinks for their frivolities occurred with the "tub- the executive. blood-stream of Waterloo. I surgence of liberalism is indi- former tormentors. While the bing" of a freshette. Cohen's novel use of the regret that this was not so. Larry cated by the fact that all major food was being consumed a few Thus, having regained the up- movie placards added extra spice I have been brought to under- candidates for next year's presi- considerate freshettes prepared per hand in the Dorm, the Sophs to the campaign. His "Never stand that of the 250 Freshmen, dential election are standing on a the Sophs' beds for them by retired. Have no fear! The Frosh Take Anything placard less than 10% managed to make Small" liberal platform. This includes, sprinkling salt between the sheets. will rise again—but not at three seemed to promise a large trea- their way up to the Music Room said Mr. Adams, "tricky Dickey" The whole plan was articulated A.M. sury and probably influenced the and hear the campaign speeches. Nixon who is most adept at frosh to vote for him as treasurer. Although many of the class voted, gauging the directions of public 1959-'6O frosh have elected The meeting then adjourned to congratulated for providing even here was a very weak show- The opinion and then floating along such a capable and experienced execu- the common room for refresh- ing. What has happened to you with it. an informative and enlightening people, is it possible that you have tive. The new executive should ments. evening. We are looking forward The professor then discussed died on your feet? Since your provide effective leadership The Politics Club, under its ac- with anticipation to future meet- some of the world's "hot class is larger than any other on throughout the year. spots" tive president Herb Epp, is to be ings. of ten years ago and explained Waterloo University College cam- how, exception of North pus, it is up to you to provide with the Africa, they have been eliminated the largest amount of enthusiasm, as danger areas at least tem- to offer the greatest of or number porarily quieted. participants in activities and to bring new fresh ideas into exis- PATRONIZE In summing up, Professor tence. Adams pointed out that although WANTED It might be advisable to suggest the situation is less likely to lead to the planners of such activities OUR to war than it was ten years ago, that either their publicity is way formidable problems still exist. off, or that they might look into The world is still divided into the time-table schedule and find hostile camps with each side pos- PHOTOGRAPHERS that 12 noon is not the best time ADVERTISERS sessing the capability of annihi- for a meeting. lating the other. Furthermore, Sincerely; the democracies have weakened ADVERTISING SALESMEN John Erb their moral position by accepting EDITOR'S NOTE: Election of They as allies reactionary elements in officers for the "John Erb Fan other countries. Finally, we in NEWS REPORTERS Club" will be held in the Music America will probably see the Room at 1:00 P.M. Sunday, Oct. make this day when all of Asia will have 25. swung into the communist orbit and the possibility is strong that Reward: INVALUABLE EXPERIENCE paper Africa and South America will A Masthead will appear follow suit. y Contact:''COßD WEEKLY in the 'Cord next week. The lecture was followed by a Staff organization has not possible! question period in which Profes- Room 105 Willison Hall been confirmed. sor Adams fielded all questions frankly and fully. October 23, 1959 Ike Goxd Weekly 3 Mediscope '59 MEMORIES Well, Freshman Week is over. Most of us will retain its fond From October 12 to October 17, memories for a while. thousands of people, ranging in long Soph versus professions from the average la- Frosh; Vigilante versus ENGINEWS Tribunal versus bourer to the engineering speci- Loofes; Retalco; our refreshing and stimulating alist, walked into the Queen Eliza- jaunt through the woods with its Building at the C.N.E. beth nearness to Nature; the romance grounds, to see the Ontario Medi- of our serenade to the Arts stu- cal Association's "Mediscope—s9". Weekly dents at six o'clock in morn- Joins Cord the They came out with perhaps a ing. Ah yes, the haircuts and the little more knowledge of medicine Another step has been taken in Engineering Society and the Cord life. turbans, the plungers the than when they went in. the unification of all faculties on Weekly it was decided to continue The Engineering Society will and signs long will we remain con- exposition the University Campus. The two publishing the Enginews on a arrange the mailing of the Cord — The entire was put scious of those niceties given us the of the O.M.A. Engineering Societies have-unani- year around basis. However, this Weekly at no cost to all off- on at expense by the Sophomores, especially the and mously voted to drop bi-weekly fall with the advent of a Uni- campus Engineers. During the Free admission programs and haircuts! The publication of Enginews and join versity Student Council and past spring and summer months and electrifying sus- informative pamphlets were great pense in the courtroom; the tense attracting the public. the Cord Weekly, making it a differences forgotten the Engin- for special occasions such as elec- aids in battle of wits between Sophomore campus-wide publication. eering Society again brought up tions and dances Enginews will The exhibits were obviously judge and counsel Originally the Enginews was the question. It was decided that be published. The Engineering Sophomore designed to appeal to the average with the monotonously regular published during the spring and one campus-wide paper would aid Editor will be responsible for layman. Plaster models of the verdict of, "Defendant guilty as when except for in unifying the students of the editing Engineering contribu- eye, the heart, and other organs, summer months all charged". Engineers the campus was de- University and Waterloo College tions which will appear in a spe- gave a general impression of what Nor will we forget epitomy serted. Following the friction as well as give everyone a more cial section of the Cord Weekly. that these organs looked like, while of dances, "The Plumber's which developed between the homogeneous outlook on campus Paul Koch. detailed photographs, x-ray pic- Plunge". Come now, you must tures, and movies, presented in- remember — the one for which formation in a more exact tech- our friendly Sophs gave you the nical form. WE THROUGH IT! names of those ravishingly beauti- I could quickly perceive, how- WENT ful(?) nurses — for the mere and ever, that the richest store of Yes indeed we went through head, to be bullied about for the Now we are part of the team. nominal charge of twenty-five information lay in the doctors, the initiation exercise and came next week, or would we unite We had received our recognition cents to cover handling. And the nurses, and technicians who were through it—all in one piece too ! and rebel against it?" I must ex- as much as we had earned it; we music, ah yes, the music — heart- present at every exhibit. For Will we do it next term to plain here the two-fold situation. had submitted to the rules and rendingly nostalgic, wonderful for example; in exhibit one, there others? Some were just scared to have we had rebelled against them. singing, beautiful for listening. was a very ordinary-looking gent- Has it been of value to the their locks shorn off, others were This is apparently what it takes Oh well, we didn't go there to leman seated beside an anaes- students concerned ? just rebellious for the sake of it. to become part of a University, dance anyway — or did we? Fun- thetic machine. I leaned over the These questions and many oth- Personally I considered that the and to be proud of it. ny, I can't seem to remember! guard rail and asked him how ers have been foremost in the haircut was a moral necessity to Bill Übbink, lAs 4 Remember the fun we had do- Nitrous Oxide (a tank of which freshmen's minds during the in- prove to oneself that one was not ing animal imitations? I've never was in the machine) came into use itiation week of this fall term. chicken. Nevertheless the excite- seen so many dead horses outside as an anaesthetic. The story he Am I, as a reporter, able to ment of a rebellion appealed to a glue factory. I can't imagine told me was amazing. Before he answer them definitely? No. Any me. Try, Try Again that any of you have forgotten the many hours spent in that labour had finished, there were about answer is debatable. My aim Saturday came, and most fresh- twenty people gathered around Germany's late Cardinal yon of love called shining the Sopho- therefore is to analyze the events men appeared at supper with the the each Faulhaber of Munich once had a more shoes. booth, one straining to and our reactions. You may sup- prescribed cut. Some longer, conversation with the renowned Yes, Freshman Week is over, hear this little man tell of the ply the answers according to your others shorter, but cut. American dentist who first made judgment. mathematician, Albert Einstein. but it will be long remembered own I must admit that my heart use of the unique "laughing gas" On the of registration we "Cardinal yon Faulhaber," Ein- by all of us mainly because day pumped a rather large amount of — as an anaesthetic. special copy headed stein remarked, "I respect reli- we'll be thinking of the pleasant received a blood through my arteries when Placidly we it gion, but I believe in mathematics. little tortures we'll be handing The facts which most impressed "Freshmen". read I entered the barber shop. me about Mediscope were the through. Our hearts bounced Probably it is the other way out next year. What, us worry? must also that came tremendous opportunities which I slightly when we finished. It was I admit I around with you." Gary Lambert, out of the barbdr shop could see in almost every exhibit, just as 'we could have expected. a new "You are mistaken," the Car- Enginews Editor. person in for the application of mechanical We had thought of this before, looks and views. dinal retorted. "To me, both are and electrical engineering. In ex- nevertheless it came as a shock. I think that this was the com- merely different expressions of hibit 22, labelled "Internal medi- Our lovely groom cut down to mon reaction of most freshmen. the same divine exactness." cine", a Kitchener doctor told me the maximum length of one- Our burden was now considerably "But, Your Eminence, what GEORGE FINE of the wide use that medicine is quarter of an inch; wearing a lighter. We accepted the humili- would you say if mathematical making of radioactive isotopes in turban; carrying a slide rule, log- ations and took them as gentle- science should some day come to Men's Wear diagnosing functional diseases. In tables, and a plunger—all this in men; we brushed shoes, lighted conclusions directly contradictory the booth, he had two scintallation public too furthermore each cigarettes; played "dead horse" to religious beliefs?" Discount — the 10% counters, each consisting of a would have to find a dance part- and received tickets; all at "Oh," answered the Cardinal, "I detector, photomultiplier, and ner. command of our fellow and sen- have the highest regard for the to Students ior students. competence of mathematicians. I counter. It was easy to see how Outrageous! ! ! 247 King St. W. both electrical and en- However it was only Wednes- The first workout at six a.m. am sure they would never rest mechanical Kitchener gineering could be applied to day, and the ordeal was not to was as lousy as it was early. The until they discovered their mis- improve upon tracing techniques. come until Monday. Why worry Wednesday night workout how- take." about tomorrow? Besides there ever was great fun. All the form- Another impressive man whom was work to be done. There were er worries were forgotten; we I talked to was a Toronto brain books to be bought, at hair-raising were there to drill or be drilled. surgeon, who outlined the use of ARTS COUNCIL prices; rooms to be found, and I think the final score was evened the electro-encephalograph ma- Pablo Matchetski, Pres. tasks it will be necessary to have made livable; acquaintances to be when the vigilantes were forced chine to diagnose mental and This is the first opportunity we the co-operation of each and made. to find refuge in the physics build- some functional diseases. He also have had, on behalf of the newly every Arts student at Waterloo. Soon Friday came and the dor- ing under rapid mud fire aimed spoke of the use of a high fre- formed Arts Students Council, to Too many activities and projects mant worries probed and were in their general direction. There quency electric arc knife which he greet all the members of the Arts here turn out to be one-man jobs. to be shared. Friday after- was a lot of it that week—mud I uses in all operations. This knife found student body. The council ex- Do not allow that to happen this noon there was considerable talk mean. The opposition showed not only cuts finer and cleaner tends to each and every student year. Beware of hiding the light of rebellion against the situation. great sportsmanship, and from than the conventional knife, but the warmest possible welcome of your talents under the bushel "By Jove," we asked ourselves," our side, any hard feelings were it closes off the severed blood and the hope that each of you basket of selfish, self-contredness. were we, almost two-hundred now erased. vessels as well. My talk with this may have a successful and profit- Be on the alert for situations man was worth the entire visit. able year at Waterloo. We look where you may apply your talents The scope of work covered at forward to serving you in the and creative abilities; support this exposition was much too wide coming year, and will endeavour your teams and school activities; for me to deal with here. It Laura Sharpe Flowers to carry out the type of program do your best at all times in the class and above all keep in served its purpose well, for it WATERLOO acceptable to the majority of room, offered the layman a chance to students. mind at all times that you are have a closer look at the once- As most of you know this is students of Waterloo and should think act man- mysterious science of medicine, our first year of functioning as therefore and in a and it offered to those interested, DISTINCTIVE CORSAGES part of a University and of oper- ner befitting a student of a Cana- College. the opportunity to make further ating under our own political dian University or have ideas sug- contacts with some great Canadi- 112 King St. S. WATERLOO system. We would ask you then, If you any or ans. The opportunities of apply- to be patient with your class re- gestions that would better our ing electrical and mechanical en- Telephone SH. 2-2282 presentatives and your executives Student Government or benefit - the Arts gineering to further improve upon as we seek to establish and main- students in general present techniques and equipment tain the rights and freedoms of please feel free to discuss them is staggering. What better way is the Arts students. with your class representatives or there for an engineer to serve his All this will not be easy, there- the Arts Students Council execu- fellow man ! BARB'S RESTAURANT fore we must plot our course care- tive. Remember, your interest in fully. For the first time we will student affairs is necessary if we Ron Church, <$ood have to co-exist with not one but are to operate at our most effi- Enginews, Ass't Editor Place Jo* Qoad two other councils. This will cient level. Let us move forward mean some compromise on our together showing the administra- 323 KING ST. W. part, but we must also have the tion, the community and other ART SHEARD'S ability to take a very definite Canadian Universities and Col- Barber Shop (OPPOSITE BILTMORE THEATRE) stand if this is necessary in order leges that we are capable of tak- to protect our interests. ing our place, as mature and in- King East Kitchener 147 - KITCHENER, ONT. To be able to pursue these telligent beings, in student gov- — 3 BARBERS — policies and to accomplish these ernment. 4 *7ke Gold Weekly October 23, 1959 SPORTS ... NEARLY NEWS SONG OF With M.R.G. By SINBAD BRITTLE HIGHER This is the year that we begin And now that we have more staff Looks like apathy has a grip Ivy has been climbing the walls the Freshman for ages, year we to come out of the doldrums in we have better organization — on Class already. of Willison this LEARNING sports at our dear Alma Mater. drop over to the gymnasium some There wasn't much interest dis- might get a new girl! the election (With apologies to Longfellow) This is the year all the Mule day and see the "new look". played in campaigns. Initiation was a success but one Only ten per cent of the Frosh Teams begin to make their pres- is also criticism has been rendered. Some The optimistic spirit the In the land of Higher Learning, ence felt in inter-varsity compe- attended speeches made by of the language, and heightened by a 30-7 win over so-called On the campus this the that the two men who showed enough reservation. tition, and is year the first three jokes, by certain members of the Carleton — win in interest to run for President. Lies a settlement of study, the campus activities will begin for the football freshman class at the Court pro- years Mules. It What a contrast to last year! With its famous football contests, to form into a well developed and extremely, to see ceedings proved most embarrass- was gratifying Congratulations to Bruce Lums- With its hockey in the winter, organized program. the team in a winning cause and ing to the ladies who were pre- Perhaps. den on his election. Let's hope With its tribe of pretty maidens, Sound too optimistic? the new feeling was enjoyed by sent. Let's hope there's no repe- innova- he gets some support from what Madly seeking Heap-Much Good But then again there are the handful of fans present. "One tition of this crude type of hu- University is supposedly the most talented Fun. tions around the that win does not a championship mour. point to this new development. group on campus. make", but it does at least create Boy Scout Apple Day passed To this place in early Autumn, there are some things On Thursday of last week one Then too, a bit of spirit. Before the season by again on Saturday. One indi- When the leaves have started have to be improved. member of this group was giving that is over, there is always McMaster vidual looked extremely happy falling, biggest improvement in two of his friends a tour of the all kinds of The and O.A.C. around to throw a when purchasing his specimen of Come adolescents, the Athletic field comes in the campus he knows so well, (he's called wrench in things. fruit. When asked to explain his From the village Toronto, of a new member of the been here three whole weeks!). form obvious glee he remarked that he From the wondrous scenic North- The "powers be" finally There seems to be a better Deciding that the Men's Dorm staff. that was on his way to see the doctor's land, saw fit to appoint an assistant to attitude this year. Outwardly it was a must, he led his friends up wife. (An apple a day keeps the From the hamlets of the country, director a McMaster may not show too much. There the stairway to Willison's "Hal- Totzke and doctor away!) Searching for an education. graduate, Dan Pugliese, was given are only a handful of fans out at lowed Halls". One of our more The Mules, after giving every- the position. Dan has been work- each game but at least they are considerate residents informed Every year the tribal ritual, body something to cheer about, ing as if he meant business, (ask enthusiastic — and we can always him he was trespassing. A tub- Known as the Initiation, came back to reality last Saturday some of the boys on the football hope for more! bing would have been in order, Brings these neophytes to order. against R.M.C. They played an team you don't believe me), So you see the picture is indeed and he may rest assured that this Moulds them into scum, submis- if interesting game most people proving himself a ball of fire in rosier. It will be the season of will be the procedure next time. — sive, prefer football. The display all respects. Now we have two our "coming out to prominence". Take the hint, dry one, and get Moulds them into froth, attentive, proved there's still one quiz game of a kind working in our hallowed Let there be no sceptics in the lost! Moulds the mass, though unre- left "Where's My Line?" confines of Seagram gymnasium. house; you will be sorry, you will. It's good to see that Conrad Hall — ceptive, has a new list of tenants. How- Out of town students returning To esteem their elder tribesmen. MULES WIN OVER CARLETON! MAC 13 - WATERLOO 1 ever, the females on the campus to Waterloo will be pleased to defensive Sophomores, the men of action, Led by a re-built For a team that only two years are still sadly outnumbered. The know that a new radio station is squad, the University of Waterloo By the riffraff, most respected ago was the doormat of the overseers of the Girls' Dorm had now operating in this district. Mules league game Ran the tribal greeting party. won theirfirst league, the Waterloo Mules made a great time during Initiation They're playing some unusual three Ran it with a sense of humour, in years by trouncing Carle- the MacMaster Marauders fight Week using evil smelling potions music, one program included ton University 30-6. Ran it with a touch of friendship, Ravens, for their lives to sneak away with which must have been stolen Chopin's Etude for the Left Hand The seemed Till their leader, EVER TALK- defence, which so a win in their scheduled Thanks- from a Middle-Age alchemist (No, Only — he wrote it while shav- porous only week ago, ING, a exhibited giving Day football game. not Harry Southam!) The make- ing. Some new ideas in broad- the improvement which everyone Spurred the young braves on to The improvement over the first up only served to enhance the casting are being tried by Alco- had hoped for. With the coach- scalp him. game was really stupendous. looks of the young ladies . . holics Anonymous; they're taping ing assistance of Lenny Ford, the types pre- However, the one mistake that when it was eventually washed. . different of burps and When the moon was at itshighest, front wall smeared the Ravens' decided the game was made un- off; but the supervisor of the senting them on a coast-to-coast And the stars above were gleam- for a net gain of only rushers fortunately by the Mules. local sewage works is convinced hiccup. ing, 108 yds. as opposed to 429 yds. The blocking of Barrett, Weiler, that someone in the city is using Seven of these braves, intrepid the week before. Only the con- This column originated in the Tice, Thompson and Ireland on rare smelling bath salts. Searched all night for EVER sistent passing of the Raven's Willison Hall washroom. the front wall enabled the backs TALKING. Laboda prevented the Mules from to match the Marauders yard for Then found meditating running wild. The same names they him, yard. The powerful running of U.W.S.C. PRESIDENT SPEAKS In the wigwam of the bookworms. seem to appear each week and YOUR Red Archer accounted for half of TAKE At their luck shrieked ec- this is no exception. Targosz, they the Mules 166 yards of rushing. (Continued from page 1, col. 5) Rosenberg, Archer, Frausen, Arie static Johnny Enns ran the ends well at their good- and Kuntz stood out from a hoard CHOICE! you be able to deal with people Jumped with joy but seems to receive no blocking of improved linemen. Socialism — You have 2 cows — in your everyday relationships fortune, on the secondary. The pass re- neighbour. EVER quite indig- Let's not forget the offensive you give one to your with them, will you be able to TALKING, ceivers continue to run no pat- nant, team, which scored thirty points Communism — You have 2 cows follow the leadership of others, terns (if there are any) and so At the prospect of a journey more than they did a week ago. —you give them both to the as' well as lead yourself, etc. etc.? the passing is still negligible. Humbly asked for retribution, Led by the elusive sweeps of John government. This too is a part of education — 1 The Mules failed to click inside New Deal You have Vainly begged arbitration, Enns who rolled up 108 yds. for — 2 cows — in my opinion the greatest part. for the 30 yard line after Walt Arie Meekly cried for compensation, a respectable 8.5 average, and the government shoots one cow, Education is a preparation for and Weiler recovered Mac pours While the neophytes drove west- power running of Archer and Bill milks the other cow and life, and you do not find life in fumbles. The linebacking of ward. Rosenberg for 129 and 46 yds. re- the milk down the sewer. a classroom. Your whole future Rosenberg, Weiler and Kurtz was Capitalism You have 2 cows before it is to spectively, the Mules provided the — lies you; up you EVER TALKING felt degraded a decided improvement. you sell one cow and buy a bull.— our small crowd with some entertain- as thinking individuals in As his captors, in hysterics ing The blocking Social Credit—You shoot the bull! modern society to prepare for football. was GIRLS' ATHLETICS Carried out their plan of action. more apparent on the line as was BUT . . . OH . . . LISTEN that future. On October 8, 1959, a team Stripped him of his tweedy wool- the quarterbacking of Brian Under democracy You have 2 from Waterloo College entered ens, Brock who seems to improve cows one of them— gets sick; the Track and Field, Tennis, — Fleeced him of his silken necktie, game by game. the bank rings up every 15 A freshman stood at the heavenly «uto, Archery, Baseball playday which Pushed him from their Rosenberg started the scoring mins. to see how it is no gate, was held at the University of ... saying, on a 2 yd. plunge. Archer's quick fooling! One cow dies, the bank His face looked tired and old. Western Ontario. A team, coached "Hitch hike home in all your kick was recovered by Dave seizes the other one, then asks stood before the by Miss Ann Turner, director of He man of fate splendour"! Craig who ran 63 yds. before be- you to send up the milkcans, girls' athletics, was composed of: For admission to the fold. ing hauled down on the Carleton the churn, and if it does not In the Torque Room of their wig- Carol Dietrich, Donna Kelly, Mar- 1 yd. line. Archer then carried it smell too bad, the manure. "What have you done," Saint wam jorie Smith, Dale Perrin, Joan over. An interception by Dan They use the manure to fertilize Peter said, Artsmen laughed at his abduction Rennie, Beth Koch, Janice Ing- Yarmey who lateralled to Doug their annual statement in the As they the weekend lise, Liz Elmslie, Marg "That makes you so unique?" planned Drynan provided another Mule Steele, newspapers. In the meantime Pow-wow. Ginny Leon, Sandra Brown, Liz "I've been a freshman, Sir" he T.D. John Enns counted two con- you go on relief. For the by Sea- Porteous, Barb MacKay, Brenda said Stadium, —built verts and a 23 yd. field goal. CHEER UP SOME DAY the grams Good, Marg Emmerson, Shelley "For five days and nights last Brian Near then picked off an- government. .is. going to insist For the and the Fresh- Finson, Joan Reesor, Helen week." Freshmen, other Carleton pass and raced 50 that the banks leave you the Young, Mary Ellen Campbell and 1 ettes, yds. for the last Waterloo T.D. manure. gates For the tribal Hannah Mizuno. The pearly swung open celebration, Congratulations, job As a formal of men, for a The wide, sign greeting. well done! baseball tournament was rained out. Donna Saint Peter touched the bell— Kelly copped BLAYNEY PHARMACY With the war dance but half over and Dietrich "Come in and your harp," SOCCER a first, Carol a third, OPPOSITE POST OFFICE choose All the neophytes were welcomed. in the dash, but other track events he said Waterloo lost to the O.A.C. Your Closest Drug Store At this sign they cheered, en- "Aggies" by a score of 6-0. were won by Western. Archery "You've had your share of hell." raptured too won Western. How- Pablo Matchetski displayed bril- was by SH. 2-2672 Threw away head- —Colin Young their purple liant goal-keeping despite in- ever, the tennis (doubles) tourna- dress, ment juries he contracted throughout was won by Helen Young Washed away their smelly war- the game. "Rampaging Rex" re- and Dale Perrin of Waterloo. All paint, Waterloo made ceived two spikes in the side of in all, an impres- Donned their coats of Gold and his face, but said Rex, "It only sive showing. Congratulations, Purple, hurts when I frown". girls! The next athletic activity HERB FORESTER Proud to wear their tribal colours! One may scoff but Waterloo will be basketball. Please watch was rated the stiffest opposition for further notices. 3 — Mike Whitehead the first-place 'Aggies" have Men s Wear faced. The Waterloo team had Hertz Rent-A-Car CHICKEN BASKET only six practices' previous to 10% DISCOUNT TO STUDENTS Union St. Plaza their first game. 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